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Central Florida Future, Vol. 23 No. 10, September 20, 1990

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• Future- Vo lume 23, Number 1o University of Central Florida/Orlando Thursday September 20, 1990 iii UCF gets less­ •

' money from Florida's taxes Government deficit hurts agencies

by Mary Watkins students attendingtheuniver­ CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE sity. Altman said a similar short­ • Florida Gov. Bob Martinez fall occurred last year, but and his Cabinet restricted all education was spared thanks state agency spending, includ- to excess lottery funds. ing that at UCF. However, Altman said he According to Dr. John Bolte, feels nothing can save educa­ vice president of Administra- tion this time because the debt tion and Finance, UCF's gen- is too large. eral revenue budget suffered Thus UCF administrators almost a 5 percent cut. must abide by budget restric- General revenue is the tions until Sept. 25, when a • money collected from Florida revenue-estimating confer­ Mke PohVCENTRAL FLORIDA FUTU RE taxes. This year ~~~~~~~~~~ ence will take QUITE A HAUL Florida's gen- place. These Student senate candidate David Mann helps set up ballot boxes for elections Tuesday afternoon eral revenues "It's going to slow restrictions on the Student Center Green. Elections were held Tuesday and Wednesday. fell below the progress, but it include a hir- government's ing freeze, re- projections. won't stop it. We still stricted travel • UCF Presi- have a bright future" and purchas- Select students appeal to have dent Steven ing habits. Altman said the According to legislature fell • or. Steven Altman the guidelines, athletic fees removed from tuition approximately UCF President any positions $550 million vacant as of by Hunter Daus dozen actually got their fees waived. short of their expectations. Sept. 1 are not to be filled. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE To file an appeal, students must fill out an The law prohibits the gov- Exceptions will be made only appeal form available in the Student Accounts ernment to run with a budget for adjunct teachers needed to UCF students who fit certain criteria can office. deficit, thus the state govern- teach scheduled classes. appeal this semester to have their athletic fees The forms will be sent to the Athletic Depart­ ment had to reduce all funding The only travel permitted waived from their tuition. ment for processing, then to a committee, which • to state agencies. must be vital to the university . "One criterion would be a person that is a is made up of various people from Student Ac­ Florida universities fall Bolte said faculty members senior citizen," said Assistant Athletic Director counts, and of Zeleznik himself. under the Education and Gen- cannot attend any profes­ Art Zeleznik. "The other criterion is if a student "The people that are on the committee make eral Budget category. This sional meetings and seminars would demonstrate a severe financial hard­ a determination as to basically whether the budget includes money ex- at this time. ship." appeal fits those two criteria," Zeleznik said. pended to operate state uni- "Some thing5 we consider as This appeal is not to be used in place of Ifthe appeal is approved, it is then sent to the versities. normal maintenance must be financial aid or student loans, but only if the student accounts office where a refund, based Dr. Glenn Cunningham, delayed," Bolte said. student has tried everything and still does not on the applicant's tuition, is authorized. chair of the UCF faculty sen- Bolte said the revenue-esti­ have enough money. One problem with the athletic appeal process ate, said he feels the budget cut mating conference will allow Out of more than 21,000 students at UCF, is that many people confuse it with the process is particularly hard on UCF less than 100 filed appeals, according to • becauseofthelargeincreasein see SHORTFALL page 4 Zeleznik. Out of those applicants, only a few see APPEALS page 4 Fewer use escorts

by Heidi Steiner uSure, Humphrey is in custody, but CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE he's only one of eight suspects," Doe­ berly said. "In fact, now is the most dangerous time of all for students to go During the initial publicity of the out because they aren't as cautious as Gainesville murders, the Student Es­ they were before." cort Patrol Service tripled their UCF Police Sgt. Sandra McClendon average work from escorting 25-30 said the recent escort statistics may not .. students a night to escorting almost be as high as during the initial killings . 100 students each night. However, they are higher than usual. However, the number of students "The statistics may have dropped, using their service has now decreased but that is because the campus hys­ to an estimated 40-45 persons a night. teria is calming down," McClendon SEPS Commander Greg Doberly said. "I feel students are still self-con­ said he feels students are not being as science. Even an estimated 45 students • cautious on campus as they should be. a night [getting escorted] is high." "We're very concerned," Doberly UCF Police Chief Richard Turk­ said. "The students out there have a iewicz said another pi:ecaution stu­ false sense of security. As soon as they dents should take is parking closer in walk Oll campus, they think they're the evenings. automatically safe." "The SEPS program is great," Turk­ Doberly said he feels this false sense iewicz said. The SEPS patrollers are of security stems from one suspect of available between 7 p.m. and 12:30 the Gainesville murderers, Edward p.m. Monday through Thursday. Mlke PohVCENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Humphrey, who is being held in cus­ SEPS patroller Jim Mullen, a senior engineering major, escorts freshman music tody. see ESCORTS page 4 major Sheryl Remekie from her dorm room to the Fine Arts Building. 2 The Central Florida Future September 20, 1990 •

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.. by Vicki Paulus Colbourn said he enjoys writing as CENTRAL FLORIDA FlJTURE well as teaching. "I've always wanted to write, it's the Dr. Trevor Colbourn, UCF president nature of a historian," Colbourn said. • before Steven Altman, has returned to At the moment, Colbourn is working UCF as a faculty member. on a book on the changing of a univer­ Many people wonder why someone sity seat. • would step down from the post of a uni­ Colbourn said making a position versity president to an American his­ switch can give you more time for other tory professor. interests. During his term of 11 years, Col­ Colbourn also wrote "The Lamp of • bourn changed the name of the institu­ Experience," "Fame and Founding tion from Florida Technological Uni­ Fathers" and, most recently, "The versity to the University of Central ·Americans: A Brief History." • Florida and brought visibility to the In addition to teaching and writing, campus with the addition of a football Colbourn serves on the Selection program. Committee for the Douglass Adair "Basically, [being president] is not Award given for writingthe best article whatl want to do for the rest of my life," published in the William and Mary Colbourn said. Quarterly. "The president's job is a 24-hour-a­ Colboum said he is proud of the way day job with an eight day week. I left the university is now beginning to turn the place in very good'hands and I have out. no regrets." "[UCFJ has grown into a very good Colbourn teaches upper division institution," he said. "One that stu­ • courses about U.S. history and the dents should be proud of." revolutionary period of the United Besides serving as UCF president, States. Colbourn served as president of San Colbourn said he also plans to teach mego State University and taught at • a course about colonial history next Penn State and Indiana. CFF FILE PHOTO semester. Colbourn received his doctorate in Dr. Trevor Colbourn left the post of university president in 1988 to teach American "I like the classroom and being a American history at Johns Hopkins history courses at UCF and write books on a variety of topics. faculty member," Colbourn said. University in 1953.

• TV may be cause of lower verbal SAT scores Staff Report which average verbal scores declined, the SAT and other standardized stu­ teachers and course work that is "not as COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE prompting education experts to look for dent tests. demanding as it should be" for the • scapegoats and standardized test oppo­ The verbal score for the high school decline. Although their math scores held nents to repeat their warnings that the class ofl990 fell three points to 424 out Last October, after her group spon­ steady, this year's college freshmen's tests are essentially meaningless. of a possible 800. The average math sored a study showing that a large average verbal scores on the Scholastic "The verbal decline this year is dis­ score stayed at 476 out of 800. percentage of college seniors didn't Aptitude Test were lower than previ­ turbing, but not particularly surpris­ Stewart blamed the decline of verbal know key historical dates and phrases, ous classes', the College Board re­ ing," said Donald M. Stewart, presi­ scores on students who watch too much Cheney called for colleges to imple­ ported Aug. 28. dent of the College Board, the New television. ment a 50-hour core curriculum for It was the fourth consecutive year in York-based organization that manages "Students must pay less attention to their humanities programs. video games and music The College Board report found that ~~=='-"-~~~~,...... ,...,...... ~~~~~~~...... ~...... --~---~~""".""."'"'."!"-.~...... ~~ ...... ~~~ videos and begin to read minority students constituted 27 per­ more," Stewart ad­ cent of the students who took the SAT, vised. 2 percent more than last year. How­ "Reading is in dan­ ever, their scores showed little or no ger of becoming a 'lost improvement. • art' among too many Mexican Americans and Puerto Ri­ American students, cans dropped one point each in verbal and that would be a and math while other Hispanic stu­ natio~al tragedy," he dents fell six points in verbal and two continued. points in math. Lynne Cheney, Verbal scores for African-American chairperson of the Na­ students rose one point but fell one tional Endowment for point in math. the Humanities, cited American Indians posted a four- "dumbed-down" text­ • books, unprepared see SCORES page 7 N li • REPTILE VISITORS stages of the Political Aware­ offering several educational Senator Bob Graham, a number of volunteers and tons Animal handler Bill Robb ness Week Sept. 23-29 on and personal enrichment pro­ spokesman for the Florida of debris collected from coastal will present a lecture on the campus. grams for young adults and Coastal Cleanup. "We're areas. plight of endangered species at For more information, at­ children this fall. proud of that and we want to 8 p.m. Monday in the Student tend a weekly meeting at 6:30 Programs will include thea­ keep our beaches clean." • FAMILY LIFE Center Auditorium. ' p.m. every Thursday in the ter, art, music, cartooning and Last year, more than 14, 000 The Metro Life Church of The lecture will concentrate Student Center Room 214. personal image development, Florida volunteers partici­ Orlando is sponsoring a semi-· on the live endangered reptiles and for ages 13 and up, Hap­ pated in the cleanup-a record nar titled "Family Life in the that he will have with him. • CYPRESS DOME kido. turnout. Sponsors expect more '90s" from 7:30 p.m. to 9:30 It will also focus on other The Cypress Dome, the lit­ For high school juniors or people to participate this year. p.m. Friday and from 10 a.m. endangered species in Florida erary magazine for UCF, is seniors, SAT preparation "Floridians cleaned up 200 to 3 p.m. Saturday at the Expo with an audio/visual presenta­ accepting submissions to the courses will be offered. tons of debris last year.Nearly Center in downtown Orlando. • tion . annual edition scheduled to · For information concerning 15 tons ofglass, aluminum and The seminar will feature Call the Student Center come out in March 1991. these programs, please call the plastic were recycled," Gra­ Benny and Sheree Phillips main desk at extension 2633 The deadline to submit fic­ center at 646-2632. ham said. "Help us set another from Fairfax, Va. • for information . tion, poetry, drama or non-fic­ record this year." tion is Feb. 1, 1991, but the • BE A BEACH BUDDY The cleanup project is spon­ •PLANT SALE • LIBRARY BOOK SALE earlier the work is submitted, Thousands of Floridians sored by the Center for Marine The Leu Botanical Gardens The UCFLibrarywillholda the better the chances are of it will participate in the world's Conservation, an organization will host an annual Member's book sale in the library lobby being published. biggest coastal cleanup effort dedicated to protecting marine Day Plant Sale of unique and from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday For more information on Saturday. wildlife and conserving coastal unusual plants from 8 a.m. as a fund-raising effort. rules and format, call Eliza­ Ifinterested in being part of resources. Its Florida office is until noon Saturday at the . Books will be sold for 25 beth Hurt at the English De­ the effort, call this toll-free based in St. Petersburg. Gardens. · cents and up. - partment at 275-2212. number at the Center for The group sponsors the data The event is open to mem­ Marine Conservation: 1-800- collection and marine debris bers only, but annual member­ •COLLEGE DEMOCRAT ·• KIDS' PROGRAMS 262-3567. education efforts of the Na­ ships can be purchased at the • The UCF College Demo- The Center for Lifelong "Florida has the best tional Beach Cleanup. gate for $20 an individual and crats are in the final planning Education at Rollins College is beaches in the world," said Florida leads the nation in $25 per family. 4 The Central Florida Future September 20, 1990

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Grass is greener on the UCF side 'n~~ ¢ Acro~i~F UCF._,,,·.,_ ., ...-. Central Florida Future Wastewater Treatment Plant, says there are L' •rl 'rie-Alm Theaters STAFF REPORT two reasons for the afternoon sprinkling: to either wash off the fertilizer used or to test mal­ In the middle of a hot summer day when functioned sprinkler heads. Jt 82-'IY1{_5l{(j9{ ~:;_-;.~di water usage restrictions are at the highest in "The best time to water is at night, but some­ nearby counties, why are university sprinklers times we need to test the sprinklers or wash off 823-7246 running at full force? the fertilizer and we have no choice but to do Comics • (james •Paint 'BaU (juns J.C. Hicks, coordinator for the Water and this during the day," Hicks said.

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• EXCUSES dipped. Bennett once again "We believe that score dif­ FROM PAGE3 blamed the schools, although ferences among ethnic groups he did his best to pep them up. and between men and women "I said in April that 'the reflect wide disparities in aca­ be, the study showed. absolute level at which our demic preparation, or lack of 1987-William J. Bennett, improvements are taking it," he said. then head of the U.S. Depart­ place is unacceptably low.' 1990--Scores on the verbal • ment of Education, blamed Today it's a bit lower and still portion of the SAT fell again, another year oflittle change in not acceptable. C'mon team! prompting Stewart to blame average scores on schools that Back into traif!ing." television. • wasted tax dollars. 1989-When years of "Students must pay less "Holding ground is better steady improvement in minor­ attention to video games and than losing ground, but we're ity students' average SAT music videos, and begin to still seeing an insufficient scores ended, it was because read more," he said. • payoff for what we've invested some students were being Lynne Cheney of the Na­ in education. We need ac­ badly prepared again, said tional Endowment for the countability for results," Ben­ Donald M. Stewart of the Col­ Humanities cited "dumbed­ • nett said. lege Board, which administers down textbooks" and easy 1988-Average scores the tests. course work for the decline.

• SCORES ure the nation's academic remember is that the SAT this FROM PAGE3 temperature with a defective year is a little less relevant to thermometer," said Bob anything going on in high Schaeffer of Fairtest, a Massa­ school, college or business," • point verbal increase and a chusetts organization which Katzman said. nine-point math increase, opposes standardized testing. Both Schaeffer and while Asian-Americans im­ Schaeffer agrees American Katzman found irony in the • proved by a point in the verbal education is decaying, but fact that the College Board is and three points in the math blames public schools' fixation reportedly looking into adding test. with the multiple choice test­ essay tests and open-ended Yet critics shouldn't bother ing for the phenomenon. math questions to the SAT to • measuring the ups and downs John Katzman, president of make it less coachable. of various groups' scores on the the Princeton Review, which "[The College Board] keeps tests because the tests them­ coaches students taking the saying the SAT is not coach­ PICK 'N' CHOOSE selves are flawed, SAT critics SAT, called the College Board able, but then they say they're • Freshmen Megan Sweeny and Christine Oliveri get first-hand maintained. "a bunch of bizarre guys." going to make it less coach­ "You can't accurately meas- "The important thing to able," Katzman said. experience in campus elections Tuesday on the Green. • APPEALS Student Accounts. tIJEJ Qli30EJCJGUCJ0C:J G-JtIJC:JtIJ0l3lTI "Any fees to be waived • FROM PAGE 1 would be noted on a form that 1i51 NEEDED ATTHE CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE l' 'J goes to the Cashier's Office, of waiving health fees. The two and if it had the right signa­ ~ ~LJO IJ83Dl3lJJUl31::JOl3 lJJl38CJUlJJIJEJ - fees are completely different. tures on it, we would waive the Athletic fees are a part of tui­ fees," Vice President of Ad­ APPLY AT THE CFF OFFICE NEAR THE HEALTH CENTER tion. Health fees are separate. ministration and Finance Another difference between John Bolte said. CONTACT JAMIE CARTE AT 275-2865 athletic fee appeals and other Bolte said the Cashier's financial appeals is that the Office would go on the basis of -======~-I athletic fee is processed a written document and treat through the Athletic Depart­ it as a routine financial ment rather than through waiver. • TURNER • &HOOCH

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• ...... '4 ...... _...... • .. •.• ••• ·0 • • September 20, 1990 10 pllllOll ••1ht1«1r11111l11111111111ir11111t111111•1•a-[1111111 The University Health Center LOTTO JACK.foT needs more funds 'itOO flf ILL/ON ~ • Getting sick is an expensive endeavor. Sickliness 6tbO/VGS is not something that is exclusive by wealth or social standing. The University of Central Florida provides a quality health service at a price that the average student can afford. The problem with the health center is in actual allotment of funds and space. The health center began when the university opened. The offices existed in the current student government offices. The health center did not have to handle the large amount of students that it now helps. The health center now serves over 30,000 patients. This is a substantially larger number from the mere 10,000 patients, six years ago. So great the growth, it would seem logical to assume that the facility would grow accordingly. True, fees are now at a whopping $34 a semester. But take into account that some students at other univer­ • sitie are paying as much as $53, or some pay by the Do amount of hours that they are taking. The health center added the Wellness Center and various prevention programs, in the past six years. David Duke running on issues The Wellness Center's main function is to educate the campus about a variety of topics from Drug and Although the African American Student Union may not have approved, Terry Kuzusko made sense Alcohol to AJDS to dealing with weight problems. Dr. • John Langdon, M.D., the head of the health center, to a lot ofpeople when he criticized affirmative action. helped with the development of the Wellness Center. A similar furor, though a bit more intense, now rages The health center collects money from the stu­ over Louisiana. David Duke, former Grand Wizard of dents. It would seem logical to assume that the health the Ku Klux Klan, is now running for the United center would receive funds from other sources , but States Senate. Now, before we call for economic sanc­ some discontented Americans. no, it receives no money from the school or state. In tions against Louisiana, afewpointsneed to be made. David Duke wants to eliminate the wasteful bu­ other words, the studen ts completely fund the center. Duke admits that his youthful involvement with reaucratic leviathan known as the Internal Revenue UCF has a department, auxiliary overhead as­ the Klan was a mistake. It is interesting that he Service. He wants to replace it with a flat 10 percent sessment, which includes accounting, purchasing admits his extremist behavior was wrong. We're still (or possibly lower) rate. Duke is realistic enough to (not paying for the orders, just the paper work as­ awaiting an apology from SDS founder Tom Hayden. know that powerful special interests oppose this pect), writing the checks not paying for them and Abby Hoffman went to his grave without ever admit­ plan, perhaps because it is more fair and more effi­ • provides computer services. This is used by several ting how wrong he was. cient than the present system. campus centers, the health center being one of them. David Duke is running on issues that legitimately David Duke opposes gun control. African Ameri­ The auxiliary overhead assessment received over concern many Americans, but are shunned by oppor­ cans should consider this constitutionaly sound doc­ • $80,000 from the health center last year for services tunistic politicians. wrhey are afraid of being accused trine a plus. rendered. of racism," Duke says of the more timid politicians. IfDuke would have become a kneejerk liberal, like Ifthe lack of actual space being used is not a sign While fear of "racist-baiting" (this is not to be con­ former Klan members Hugo Black and Robert Byrd, of a need to enlarge, then perhaps considering the fused with "race baiting") is healthy if it keeps the no one would mention his past. It is only because the waiting is. Since the beginning of the school year the American Nazi Party from gaining ascendancy, it liberal elite fear his populist "I want equal rights for health center has shut down for regular students should not be used to keep down representatives of everybody" message, that he is persecuted. during the mornings. (This is now only on two days a week.) This has been for athlete physicals. Perhaps the athletes, which are receiving funds from tuition as it is, should have their physicals before the school Bush's nominee uses stealth year. They could even schedule regular appoint­ ments like the rest of the school population. Amid all the Iraqnophobia, the Lottomania, the The University Health Center is an excellent insti­ other important stuff and the banalities that Bob and Marla drone on and on about every night, there is the tution, but it has a few hurdles to overcome before it Supreme Court confirmation hearings that are being can be complete in its care. Receiving either held for David (I'm not Bob Bork) Souter. These hear­ adequate funds from the school, state or another ings are very important since this nominee could source would be a positive step in the right direction, provided that the funds will be put into a larger wield a greater influence through his court vote than • facility with a capacity to handle more students. The most presidents. tric and very opinionated. Souter was a justice of the New Hampshire Su­ Whether or not Souter is the right choice for the job university is growing fast, but we need not to forget preme Court appointed to that court by the state's remains to be seen. Those who question the nominee the essentials. former governor and now Presidential Chief of Staff directly regarding certain important and controver­ John Sununnu. We can assume that Sunnunu was sial past cases make a severe mistake. By trying to Oiitral FloridaFbture busy whispering into Bush's ear when the choice had categorize a nominee into a certain philosophy tends OllllOThoC..... Ft-fUllrw to be made for William Brennan's successor. Souter to over-politicize the nomination. P.O. Box. 25000, Orlando, Florida 32816 was the perfect candidate. He has left no footprints, A justice should not be forced into stating categori­ Business Office (407) 275-2601, News Office (4-07) 275-2865 no paper trail of decisions that court watchers can use cally that he supports a certain case's outcome.That to ascertain how Souter will fit into the court's spec­ would tend to constrain the justices into either voting Editor In Chief trum. He is the stealth candidate. in a set pattern without looking to the facts or making Jamie Carte Special interest groups on either side of the vari­ campaign promises that needn't be kept due to life News Editor Jenntter()ffenburger ous political and philosophical fence demand to know tenure. A justice needs independence to review the Sports Editor Roy Fuoco just how he will vote on their issues. Without any facts as they arrive. No person should be tied into one Confetti Editor Steven M. Conner physical evidence to point the way, the special inter­ position for life. Copy Editor Melissa Stoker est groups on both sides are asking direct questions: Souter has answered that he believes there is a Opinion Edttor Jocelyn Jepson "How would you have voted on Roe v Wade? Do you privacy right contained within the 14th Amendment, Art Director Brian M. Wente believe in privacy? Why haven't you married? that there is no place for school prayer, that there is Photo Editor Mike Pohl Supreme Court justices cannot be easily charac­ a continuing need for affirmative action and that he Production Manager Lloyd Whitehead terized. Eisenhower lived to regret his two additions has no secret agenda regarding Roe v Wade. Souter to the court: Earl Warren and William Brennan. did not even recite the conservative litany that judges Business Manager Thomas Negron These great justices were liberals appointed during a should not legislate from the bench. He said that Office Manager Tracy Torres conservative era. J. Craig Crawford of The Orlando judges can recognize and implement rights implicit Advertising Manager Vic Kirazian Sentinel pointed out in an article Sunday that presi­ within the Constitution. Ad Production Manager Tanya Newberry dents have rarely "gotten what they wanted or Souter is an intelligent man. He has lived and Advertising Staff Armand Cimaroli thought they had in a nominee." Many conservative breathed the lawformore than a quarter century. He Jeff Celebre senators were reportedly aghast at some of Souter's seems to be a person who will respect and honor Staff Memben: Scott Beaman, Bridget Cfllk, Kalhryn Cr09by, Anne Dectter, answers to their questions. This fact alone should precedent. Some will certainly believe that Souter is Cindy Farren•, Jim Fert11.11on, R1mona Grooten please liberals. definitely a right-wing plant.. Maybe Bush choose Opinions expressed In The Central Florida Future are those of the newspaper or Individual Supreme Court justices are notoriously independ­ Souter for the some other media reasons. Maybe this columnist and not necessarily those of the Board of Publications, University Administration, ent in their beliefs. Oliver Wendell Holmes, perhaps time it will actually pay off for America. Let's hope or Board of Regents. Letters to the Editor must be typed, maximum of 300 words and Include the author's signature, major and phone nurrber. Letters are subject to editing for grammar the most famous of all justices, succinctly character­ that George Bush, who has never quite lived down his and space and become the copyrighted property of the newspaper. Names may be withheld ized himself and his brethren as nine scorpions in a choice of Dan Quayle, has bumbled his way into but the newspaper reserves the right to refuse publ~lon o1 any letter. The Central Florida Future Is a free,non-prollt newspaper published twice weekly during the academic year and bottle since each justice is strong willed, often egocen- something that will do America some good. weekly during the summer. All meetings of the BOP are open to the public.

• The Central Florida Future September 20, 1990 11 · Top secret test tips revealed; profs spooked Regular features are pretty hard to come by in this questions asserting absolutism must be FALSE; and, column. One idea per week normally crystallizes and on essay tests, restatement of the question in the dances on my brain until deadline arrives-whence I answer space always awards some credit. put it to bed for once and always. But right now an old ' This column of a Future past, indeed, changed my idea has somehow been summoned from the grave life. Unlike my other publishing endeavors, this one and is breakdancing on my cranium. That's right, actually resulted in feedback. Not only did I discover breakdancing (I said it was old). that my words were being read, but also I was About this time last year, I walked up to a class­ publicly introduced by a professor. He gave me a free tion for failing to adequately prepare for the course room a few minutes early for class. All my friends, plug: "Roger's got some good stuff in here. You all requirements they must fulfill in order to keep from who normally were engaged in some perfectly frivo­ should check it out." performing an action similar to throwing handfuls of lous conversation, were quizzing one another on class The following class he gave a pop quiz. On his mul­ money into an incinerator: notes. I started sweating. I looked around: other tiple choice questions, choice 'C' had been whited out. (1) any choice for" All of the above" is correct 61.6% of classmates were (you may not like this) READING No hint of an absolute assertion could be found in any the time, and nearly al ways when the question is odd­ THEIR TEXTBOOKS ... true-false question. I looked up from the paper to find numbered; IN PUBLIC! all eyes upon me; everyone was muttering something (2) calling your professor over and asking what a The final nail found its place in my coffin as the along the lines of"Blah-blah-asshole-blah-jerk-blah­ question means usually affords information worth teacher rounded the corner with the unmistakably­ blah-know-it-all." partial credit; filled-with-freshly-dittoed-pop-quizzes manila file Through time the wounds have healed, and my (3) when the teacher reviews the test afterwards, get­ • folder under his arm, and a childish grin playing intentions to take all my friends along to Higher ting your classmates all to say a question didn't make across his face. It was my first sighting that year of Callings prompt my humanitarian-in-spite-of-it-all sense often gets it thrown out; and the infamous pop quiz, and it caught me entirely morality to shine the light once more. However, in (4) finally, when in doubt, bet on 'B' (times be a­ unawares. To my good fortune, however, when the light of the previous outgrowths of my efforts, this changin'). • smoke cleared,my quiz was returned with a 'B' on it. time I'll offer a little disclaimer. To further limit my liability in passing this info The result of this ordeal came in the form of a The nature of the free press affords to any person along, I wouldjust like to add: Do not use after 3 days. column I intently hammered out for all my colleagues willing to read an equal opportunity to profit from That's about how long it takes to white out all the 'B' • who didn't have the benefit that four years of higher the material printed here. So ifyour teacher changes choices on a batch of tests. education had afforded me in these high-stress, ill­ his I her tests after this knowledge becomes public, it's Now that you're hip to a few of the reasons why prepared for class situations. For those of you who your fault for not getting involved to limit the free your upper class classmates rarely show up for lec­ missed this fine feat of practical flexing of pseu- press and/or not swipng his/her glasses. tures, take this opportunity to pursue that Higher • doscientific test-taking muscle, the highlights in­ With that, I offer a few more select time-tested Calling I mentioned. We'll see you at the beach. cluded the following: when in doubt, bet on 'C'; any morsels for those who always have perfect justifica- This paper will self destruct in 5 seconds.

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He also said the fee will not be waived for students with a validated ID, citing costs asso­ ciated with running the park­ ing lots. "The city has given 800 parking spaces around the stadium to UCF this year," he "And UPS agrees. That's one of the said, addingthat UCFuses the reasons I work there. But they do a lot spaces for booster parking. more than pay me to take time off. I make almost $10,000 a year working part-time for about 4 hours a day. That's great pay !or a full-t1me student. "T he benefits jon't stop there, either. I get paid holidays, medical and den­ tal benefits, even a student loan if I need one. I got to pick morning or evening shifts. I work in Operations, but some students work in accounting, Industrial Engineering, l.S. and Customer Service. "If you want to make money while you Don't get wrecked. if you re not study and when you travel, check out sober-or vou're not sure­ UPS. Find out how it feels to go away let someone 'else do the driving

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. We're looking for your best ideas for the Second Annual "Know When Tu Say When';M Poster Competition.

This competition is being held in conjunction with National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week.

We're looking lor the best poster concepts that creatively express the need lor responsible de· cision making about alcohol.

A grand prize scholarship ol $5,000 will be awarded In each ol two categories. Five runners­ up in each category will receive $I,ooo scholarships. Twenty, third place scholarships will receive Ssoo.

The competition is open to all undergraduate students (not just fine a~ students) enrolled in a U.S. college or university for the Fall I990 term. CAMPUS POSTER CONTEST · Ssoo .Cash l'o Be Awarded Pick up applica~ions . at the StucJent Rea-Ith and Wellness Center. The Central Florida Future September 20, 1990 15 · Women's soccer goes west for three games • Lady Knights face strong challenge against No. 2 Santa Clara by Hunter Daus lieves a loss would be a detri­ The team was 2-0 going in CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE ment to the team. against Division II-leading "We can't afford to lose a Barry, and Barker was con­ • game because beating the cerned that the team might not The Lady Knights soccer West Region out there is what play well enough to win. team is heading to California we need to move up in the However, the Lady Knights • for three games that could easr,em rankmgs," she said. dominated Barry in a shutout. propel them to a spot in the Stahl said she believes the "For us to go in and really playoffs this year. biggest problem the team will dominate and win as easily as ''The most important game face will be the seven- hour we did puts us on the right • is Santa Clara," Head Coach plane trip and the four- hour track for going to California," Bill Barker said. "If we win time difference. Stahl has Barker said. that ~am e, thaL puts us in u Stahl is also confident the good position tor the playoffs team will do well. She seems already." impressed this year with the Santa Clara is ranked No. 2 "The most important improvements the team has in the country and should be game is Santa Clara. made as far as attitude and the team's biggest challenge willingness to work and sacri­ on thelr road tnp. If we win that game, fice for the team. The team must also face that puts us in a good Barker saw Santa Clara California-Berkeley, San play in the final four last year Francisco. Although the position for the play­ and said he wasn't too im­ games will be tough for the offs." pressed. He predicts the team .. team, Barker said he is not too should come away from the worried that an early loss - Biii Barker trip with a record of 6-0. could be a problem for the UCF soccer coach The Knights have one in­ team. jured player. Sophomore for­ • The last time the team ward Shawna Johnson suf­ went to the final four, they had played soccer all over the fered a slight knee injury in started out the year at 1-4 and world and knows what travel­ pre-season play. won the rest of their games. A ing can take out of a player. If the team continues play­ • loss at this point surely would Barker said he feels confi­ ing the way they have been, Glen Fulver.CENTRAL FLORIDA FU11JRE dent that his team is going into The women's soccerteam hopes to get a head up on the compe- not put an end to their season. the women's soccer team can Assistant coach Michelle the Santa Clara game well­ look to return from California • tition during its three-game road trip. Akers-Stahl, however, be- prepared. ranked higher in the poll.

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by GJenn carrasqulllo "Along with the pitching, we will be CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE two deep at every position," Maack • said. "We have guys coming in that can The "JCF baseball team has started really swing the bat." fall prac. tice and is looking to improve "We'll miss Bobby Kiser offensively, last seac;on's record of 40-20. but we'll have guys coming in like Eric "I think ·Ne have a better team than Martinez that will improve us offen­ last year," uitching coach Mike Maack sively/' sophomore outfielder Chad • said. "V'e will have more offense and Mottola said . more d< ·pth in pitching. This team has Mottola batted .321 for the Knights the pot ..:ntial to go to the College World last year as a freshman, the third best Series." on the team. • Under the guidance of Maack, the Martinez is one of the Florida trans­ Knights' pitching staff finished with fers who should make an immediate the third best ERA in the nation last impact with the Knights. He is a left.. year with a 2. 70 ERA. The Knights use hander who batted .332 with eight • fall practice to find replacements for home runs for the Gators. Brandon Turner and Jon Henry. Both "Eric should help us a lot. He wasn't pitchers signed professional contracts happy at Florida," said his brother • after leading UCFs staff. Ernie, who plays third base for UCF. "Our pitching staff should be better "Their coaching staff was more con­ than last year," Maack said. "'We will cerned with their hot-shot players. I have more depth with the transfers we think that's why we were able to get • have coming in." some of their good ballplayers." The Knights have three starters Ernie led UCF in batting in last returning-Anthony Laszaic, Lau­ season with a .363 batting average, and • rence Heisler and Elton Barks. Chris Kelly Brown and teammates hope to also hit eight home runs and drove in Law, one of four University of Florida improve UCF's offense. 51 runs. transfers new to UCF this year, may be The Knights seemed disappointed • one of the pitchers who will fill the that NCAA officials failed to give UCF spots left by Turner and Henry. trim the roster down at the end of fall a post-season bid. The Knights also signed David Fis­ practice." "'We have two chances to play in the cher from Valencia Community Col­ The Knights carry 46 players and postseason," baseball coach Jay • lege. He will provide right-handed re­ will trim that number down to 28 play­ Bergman said. "If we win our confer­ lief to compliment left-handed stopper ers at the end of practice. ence we get an automatic bid, or if we Brian Huie. The improvement UCF must make have a strong record we can get in. We "We nave 15 pitchers who can really to become one of the top players is in its thought we would get in last year. We'll pitch," Maack said. "We will have to offense. see what happens this year."

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• RUGBY ACTION begings on Oct. 9. Signup also • ACROSS FROM UCF The UCF Rugby Club will began Monday for Singles B play No. 1-ranked University racquetball and will run ofFlorida at2 p.m. Saturday at through Oct. 5 (average/below­ the soccer practice field. The average players). SPECIAL game will be for the state • BASKETBALL {Coupon Necessary) championship. UCF opened its Ken Leeks took the lead fall season last weekend with a over Sinua Phillips in the UCF • victory over Ft. Myers. basketball teams's fall points. r---2L;r;-with2It;,';'- -- The top five are: $7 .99 Expires 1017190 •INTRAMURALSPORTS 1. Ken Leeks 300 pts L Signup is still underway for 2. Sinua Phillips 283 pts racquetball for Singles A 3. Anthony Haynes 240 pts • ------. Jumbo with 2 items (above-average players). It 4. Daryl Davis 217 pts 381-0517 I $7.99 will last through Sept. 28. Play 5. Denny Henson 217 pts • ' by Tom Kopacz STAFF REPORTER • Orlando will cut Citrus Bowl park­ ing for UCF football games from $5 to $3 beginning with the Kentucky State game Sept. 29. Joe Mittiga, an aide to Orlando Mayor Bill Frederick, said the original ' raise was passed by the Orlando City Council. "That put [the fee] in line with simi­ lar stadia around the southeast," he said, naming Atlanta, Tampa and Jacksonville as examples. Mittiga said the decision to lower the fee was officially made Tuesday after hearing from the university, UCF fans and others in the area that the $5 fee was excessive. "It doesn't serve the purpose to charge a fee that may keep people away [from an event]," Mittiga said. ''We didn't want the parking fee to stand in the way of people attending," he said. Mittiga said the fee would not be raised for Division I-AA playoff games, should UCF make the playoffs. "I can't imagine that we would raise the rate for a playoff game," he said.

see PARKING page 13 UCF ends road trip against Division I Tigers by Jamie Johnson CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE

After demolishing old rival Be­ thune-Cookman College last week, the Knights (2-1) will travel to Memphis, Tenn. to take on the Division I Mem­ phis State Tigers. Although a victory this Saturday night may not be mandatory for the Knights to make the playoffs this year, beating the Tigers would help their cause. Coach Gene McDowell said a record of anything worse then 9-2 would almost certainly eliminate the Knights from post-season play. "We may not have to win, but we sure want to." McDowell said. This is the second of four key games UCF has on its schedule. Those games are against Eastern Kentucky, Georgia Southern, Liberty and this game against Memphis State. The Knights already lost one of these games to Eastern Kentucky. In a season in which UCF is hoping to make a big impact in their first year in Division I-AA, the team is steadily coming together both offensively and defensively. The Knights appear to have finally found a quarterback who will be able to ignite their offensive attack in Travis Peeples. The defense Chartea Morrowi<:;ENTRAL i::LORIDA FUTURE has continued to improve and has been Linebacker Bobby Spitulski, here in action against Troy State in the opening game, is part of a UCF defense which allows the key to both UCF victories this year. "We>re doing a great job," McDowell just 207 yards per game in total offense and 14.3 points per game. said. "The players are playing hard and record. getting better. We still have some prob­ The Knights' previous game against better than Bethune's were." In that quarter he rushed for 84 yards. lems but we're working on them." a Division I opponent ended in a 42-21 UCF may be forced to play without Last year, he rushed for 844 yards. In order to pull a victory over Mem­ defeat in 1985 against Louisville. senior wide receiver Sean Beckton. He Cox's replacement has picked up the phis State, the Knights will have to Then, UCF was two years away from missed last week's game in Daytona slack. A freshman, Larry Porter leads show the surprising excellence they being a Division II contender. Now, due to a bruised kidney. Shawn the Tigers with 261 yards on 46 at­ have played on defense. UCF goes into the game as a potential Jefferson picked up the slack by catch- tempts. In his first start last week, Por­ Much of the credit for UCF's victory I-AA power. ing 4 passes for 109 yards, but the other ter rushed for 206 yards against Missis­ over B-CC lies in the defense's three "We have the ability to win every receivers must help. S at u rd a y' s sippi-just four yards short of an NCAA interceptions and the complete domi­ game as long as we do what we have to," game will be the last of the three-game record. nation of B-CC's offense. The defense UCF defensive back Coach Randy road trip. That running game will go against a limited the Wildcats to just seven first Romero said. "The difference in Divi­ Memphis State however expects the UCF defense allowing just 113 yards " downs (only two in the second half) and sion I teams is their overall depth. return of their top runninback Marvin per game and just 2.9 yards per rushing 2.86 yards per play. The unit must Their back-up receivers will be as good Cox Saturday night. Cox, a 27-year-old attempt. maintain that quality of play if UCF as lower division starters, but I don't ex-marine, was injured in the Tigers The Knights will return to Orlando to wants to return to Orlando with a 3-1 think [Memphis State's] will be any opening game during the first quarter. face Kentucky State on Sept. 29. ~ • I I' ' j t '\ ' If, I '"1 '1 ..

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Stacey Travis and Dylan McDermott star in Richard Stanley's new Millimeter Films project, Hardware.

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MUUmeter Ams by Richard Eric Karman main function, thereby killing times, pulling teeth seems to be an figure out where it starts) that shines innocent people. easier task brightest. And it's lucky it does ust concentrate on the first The Mark 13, ta.king its name from His script has Mo (Dylan because the film's setting consumes • half of the word Hardware: the passage in the bible, affiliates McDermott), a military man on leave the characters, only employing them Hard. Hard to know what's itself with the phrase, "No flesh shall visiting his girlfriend Jill (Stacey to digest and use for its own strength. going on and why. be spared." Leave it to the Travis). As in The Terminator, where the J 0 This combo horrorI sci-fl depicts government to come up with After a long and unimportant killer robot looked Uke a person. the the future as a mixture of Mad Max something of this nature. series of events, the and a starving, third world country. Hardware has limited ingredients Mark 13 that runs A war is being fought and the but enough are visible to tum it into amok traps both of government in all its stupidity has an excellent film. them inside Jill's built the Mark 13-what seems to be The film concentrates on its apartment. ~:;illtll ~~F~:~~; a cross between a crazed Go-Bot and physical, avant-garde type of Because we're mott and Stacey TtdVif>i~:/ rela~ed gadgets a Tonka toy, whose purpose is to filrnmaking. This is candy to the eyes dealing in the future, control population in the war wne. In but a lobolomy to the brain. the mechanical other words, it keeps funeral parlors Director Richard Stanley. monster better ~:~~;~r: R1~0~<:,~~~;j;~ :::~ ~~bl:~~n in business. debuting his first mainstream film, outlast any known Producer:Jo(?0pe_S~J!ar <:?:t Stanley slows the~ As bad luck would have it, one gets caught up in his script. He is too wristwatch. It's in where it should be model goes berserk outside the war self-indulgent, and it shows. The this chapter of the zone and is determined to perform ils story is hard to comprehend and at storyline (you try to see HARD page 3 •

ALBUMS The Charts 0 Week ending Sept. 15. 1990.

George Michael: newest pop chameleon Hot 100 Singles (Reprise)," tell of the need he feels as an artist to shed his 1. "Release Me" old, pop "skin" and expose Wilson Phillips something new. 2. "Blaze of Glory" On Listen Without Jon Bon Jovi Prejudice, the first thing 3."DoMe!" Michael shed was the thickly­ Bell Biv Devoe produced sound that 4. "Have You Seen Her" encompassed Faith. Instead of M.C. Hammer "Hard Day" and "Monkey," we 5. "Unskinny Bop" have ''Waiting For That Day'' Poison and "Soul Free"-two songs that hold their bite without the • Listen Without Prejudice, old wall of sound to support Vol.1 them. eBlllboard Magazine Artist: George Michael Listen Without Prejudice Producer: George Michael has a much more somber tone Label: Columbia Records than anything George Michael has done as an artist. Confetti To say George Michael's Songs move from the sad follow-up to the multi-million tale of a son following in his Steven M. Conner selling Faith is a good father's military footsteps Editor ("Mother's Pride") to the Brid,l!et Clark sophomore effort is a complete Assisfant Editor misnomer. Listen Without yearning heart of''W aiting For That Day." Brian Wente () Prejudice, Vol. 1 is the kind of Art Director brilliantly- constructed project In · the three years since Michael released his last Lloyd Whitehead that many established artists Production Manager would love to put out. album, he obviously went • Forgoing the glossy sex and through many periods of Conjettt. ls published by pop anthems that made him a growth, both musically and The Cemral Florida Future, the student newspaper of the star in Faith, Michael delivers personally. Every note and University of Central Florida. a project as introspective and lyric in Listen Without Send all correspondence to: Prejudice serves as testimony CorifetrJ. cfo The Central Ftor­ sincere as Madonna's Like A ida Future, P.O. Box 25000, Prayer. The songs, namely to that. Columbia Records University of Central Florida, "Freedom 90" and "Waiting see PREJUDICE page 4 Michael's new album sheds light on the pop star's life. ' I , r . , ; Confetti. September 20, 1990 3 · A Split SecOnd plays the promised land

The Belgian group, A Split Second, .• performs their progressive form of dance music for an Orlando concert crowd .

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by Bridget Clark A Split-Second sketch with singer Mark Ickx and • his views on ... •.. the band. -• •Mark has been with Chrismar Chaye1l for four or five years, the remainder of the band's line-up hasn't been consistent. . •Their newest album is entitled Kiss of Fury . ... the tour. • The band started the tour in Miami on Sept. 9, , and will be on the road for five weeks, playing seven Bridget Clark or eight dates in Florida. • After the U.S. tour, the group will play in • The band does not create just dance music, but •The current tour has been planned much better Belgium (their homeland).They haven't played there elements in music and lyrics that audience can than last year's tour. (The band had two days to drive in years because the press is so negative to this type identify with and listen to at home. • from San Diego to Dallas). of music. America is the promised land. Likewise, • He admires The Cure for their honesty and non­ • The band has been looking forward to touring very few new bands coming from Belgium (and the prefabricated music -they meet the needs of a certain the U.S. because it's not boring. They like the older ones: Front 242, Neon Judgement, and Split­ audience, not broad-minded. , country, landscapes, nature, people, and cities Second) do not feel comfortable playing in the • Feels authenticity is very important. (especially San Francisco - Mark thought of moving homeland. The new trend in Belgian music- Barry there once - and Miami - Mark might spend his next Manilow clones. ...tastes. vacation there, but the climate is so heavy). • Mark likes soundtracks and (he gasps) heavy • •The band's main concentration of fans is in the ... musical views metal: original soundtract to Batman, Iggy Pop, South, mostly in Florida, but best tum out in • He was quite happy when the band completed Motley Crue, and the Cult. Houston. the Kiss of Fury album, but still believes they have a • His favorite directors include Brian DePalma • They are scared of performing in Gainesville lot of potential to become even better. He knows what and David Lynch (someone is taping"Twin Peaks" for because of the student murders. the band can still work on. Haven't reached widest him and he wants to see "Wild At Heart"). • He hates the airline companies because they possible audience because press put group in a • He prefers U.S. nightclubs over Belgian clubs. always lose or break stage equipment. drawer labeled "industrial." Once they were labeled, they only had one audience of listeners. Therefore, .. .last words. .. .Europe. the band now incorporates different styles to increase • Last year in Melbourne a girl broke her foot •Europe is a smaller audience market( two thirds their potential audience. The band is now expanded during the show. This year brings a venue change to of the album sales are in the United States). for major growing capacity. an auditorium with little seats- too nice for this band.

Weekend n1!B.-:~:. • The Enzian Theater will end their run ~ of the critically acclaimed Canadian film, Jesus Of Montreal. The film was nominated for ~n Academy Award, was the winner of a dozen Genie Awards and won the Special Jury Prize and Ecumenical Award at the Cannes Film Festival. This 1989 film is in French with English subtitles. Showtimes are at 7 and 9:30. Contact the theater at 644-4662 for more information .

•: .:~ ~ ~~:-i • Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer ·' "·' begins its one week run tonight at the Enzian Theater . This controversial film sat on the shelves with an "X" rating for three years before it was released to the public unrated. The film will play at 7:15 and 9 p.m. daily.

• "Feed •em Rock.. : The Concert That Was Almost Banned! The anti-censorship group, Friends of the First Amendment, in conjunction with Firespark Productions, will sponsor the concert at the Ocala Armory in Ocala. Entertainment will be provided by Killing Addiction, Torment, Dead Serios and more. Admission is $5 or $4 and two cans of food. Proceeds from the show will go to benefit the food supplies of Ocala relief organizations. Doors will open at 8:00 p.m.

H!J ~I • Principia Scriptoriae: What happens ~ :: in a culture that gags and represses its wrt'ters? Censors political · thought? Outlaws conscience? This explosive drama illustrates the effect on "prindple" when an individual's ideas are not in sync with those in power. This is a play for anyone who is plugged into today's controversy about censorship, free speech or right wing versus left wing political action. For ticket info. contact the Theatre Downtown box office at 841-0083.

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embracing, intertwined, two Two epics dominate the sound alot better than the few PREJUDICE females and a male. album. The first and the I b I r e e I I I I good songs the Cure have ever FROMPAGE2 If you are of a conservative longest, ''Three Days," is a ten made. bent, you may imagine the bed minute tie-in to the cover. My Glenn and Bill's vocals are · has been scorched bare by the favorite line: "Erotic Jesus very good and the lyrics tend The only thing to wait for activities of its occupants. lays with his Marys. Loves his toward the wierd side, which is are the results of the pop However, if you see the three Marys. Bits of puzzle fitting still good. In some songs, like • world-whether or not it is as I do, you will probably think each other ... " It's too obscure to "Raised Eyebrows," the lyrics ready for an introspective of them as fallen angels, still really understand, but cool . make very little sense at all. In George Michael. retaining some of their former anyway. -, "Loveless Love," there seems divinity, innocent in their sins. "Then She Did," an eight to be some sense to the • -Steven M. Conner Surrounding the figures is an minute opus, begins with a madness - "You made your array offound objects: candles, gentle strum of guitar. Layers offer/ a little too soon/ It's not fruit, religious icons and of lyrics, drums and • Crazy Rythms the first time it's happened/ garbage-how appropriate a increasingly insistent violins Artist: The Feelies seems as though that's never cover for Jane's Addiction's build and finally explode, only Producer: Bill Mil1ion and done/ What I'm seeing as latest, Ritual de lo Habitual. to recede again. You're Glenn Mercer hopeless/ your seeing as... fun ." The first song that appealed thankful for the reprieve and Label: A&M Records It seems to be about SEX with • to me was "Been Caught then they hit you out love, I think? Stealing," the fifth track on the again-exhilarating! Yes, it's true, the veteran The Feelies manage to use first side. It's this great These two songs are not post-punk, post-modern band just about every instrument rollicking funkadelic disco what I would expect from of Bill Million, Glenn Mercer, known to man, from an obr rl song, replete with dog barks, Jane's Addiction, a band Keith Clayton, and Anton Fier guitar to maracas to tom torr hand claps and a motivating known for songs like "Idiots are back, sort of. They really They're not limited only to bass line from Eric A. It's a rule" or "Pigs n Zen." Most of haven't done anything new, "musical" instruments, they •) song to make your body go, the album, however is popped A&Mjust decided to rerelease also use sand paper, a coat "Dance! Dance! DANCE!," out of the same mo ld as Jane's their first LP on the oh, so rack, and sleigh bells. One real •Ritual De Lo Habitual when your mind is saying, "Sit, Addiction's previous albums­ important tenth anniversary instrument that is Artist: Jane's Addiction Rest ... Vegetate." fortun ately the mold is of its original release. consistently awesome is Glenn Producer: Dave Jerden and The lyrics are about Perry unusual. innovative and very So if you ve already heard it, Mercer's guitar, and on Perry Farrell Farrel and his girlfriend 1i stenable. I just wish Ritual r pe cha nceyouboughtacopy "Moscow Nights," it's enoup Label: Warner Bros. stealing thing s. I could de lo Habitual had been an epic va l ack in 1980 then there to make one weep. attempt to justify this by album · nstead of a bum r al y 1 n't a n) ling new; Overall, the wholeLPget'c: a Three paper-mache figures sayin g that the song is really .vith a couple of epics. . ·t:e t for the two onus cuts of thumbs up. Especially great lie upon the bare m tal about complete freedom of "Everybody's Got omething were "Original Love,""Moscow • innards of what may once have choice or something, but I don't to Hide (Except for Me and ~· y Nights," "Crazy Rythms," and been a bed. They arc nude really believe that . -J. Gla · •erguson Mo nkey)" and "Paint it Black." "Paint it Black." Their cover of If you haven't h ard Crazy the Beatle's tun c: ,. ~cmm~~amE=5':E:~m~~~~~55E§imiii.im~miiiaiiiiiiiEia~rl Rhythms yet, then et me i.e11 "Everybody's Got ... ," was goo d, ya' about it. it just might be a li ttle fast'for The .fee ies ha truly some fans. createa an album o kill I'd buy it, and so should you. yourselfby. ot o h degree of such groups as the Cure, ut overall, The Feelies on - Emm. Tee

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