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B R E Z E **8?etoMI 10.SI7.M u N MONDAY, JANUARY 22, 2001 Thomas, Nader set to speak Lectures to honor James Madison's birthday BY DAVID CLEMENTSON Cindy Mooy, assistant direc- ited senior David Sessa, UPB contributing writer tor of media relations. "For director of issues and cultural an expected overflow, satel- awareness, for bringing In celebration of James lite locations on campus also Nader to campus. Madison's 250th birthday in will carry a live broadcast of "Ralph Nader embodies a March, Supreme Court Jus- both speeches." great deal of Madison's prin- tice Clarence Thomas and Andy Perrine, from the ciples and his role in our Ralph Nader, consumer- office of university relations, democracy is shared by all of rights activist and former said the Madison Colloqui- us in the Constitution and the Green Party presidential Bill of Rights, both of which candidate, will be the were mainly authored by keynote speakers during u Madison," Sessa said. Madison Week, which will Ralph Nader embodies a Sessa said that although MATT BARKER/slaff photographer be held March 11-19. the American Program More than 50 JMU students joined protesters at George W. Bush's Also, a nationwide com- great deal of Madison's Bureau, the agency that rep- inauguration Saturday in Washington, D.C. memorative poster was dis- principles... resents Nader, usually asks played for the first time for $15,000 for his appear- publicly at the Convocation — David Sessa ance, Nader is coming to Center on Thursday. The UPB dir. of issues and cultural awareness JMU for $10,000 since he Students am-Bush poster commemorates lives close by in Washington, James Madison's 250th -9% D.C. As a justice, Thomas birthday. isn't allowed to be paid. Thomas will give the um, sponsored by the Col- Perrine said, "We've been D.C. inauguration Madison Lecture on March lege of Arts and Letters, working with a lot of student 15 at 9:30 a.m. in Wilson Hall. helped with "[bringing] groups to make this happen BY KC GARDNER Bush presidency and his positions Nader, invited by the Univer- together an array of speakers ... so this comes from the stu- staff writer on a variety of issues marked the sity Program Board, will and scholars on Madison that dent body. It really elevates largest inaugural protest since speak March 17 at 7 p.m. in rivals Princeton (University), the event to a whole new More than 50 JMU students Richard Nixon took his second Wilson Hall. rivals the Cato Institute and level," he said. "One of your joined thousands of protesters at the oath of office in 1973 during the "Distribution of free tick- (rivals) a lot of other places own made this happen." inauguration of George W. Bush in Vietnam War. ets for both speeches will be that are celebrating Madi- Washington, D.C. on Saturday. see MADISON, page 7 announced shortly," said son's birthday." He also cred- The demonstrations against the see PROTESTERS, page 7 Old college try: Alums support threatened teams BY ANNA CULBRETH & a crowd that hoped a strong turnout at the meet today," former swim- TOM STEINFELDT would help save men's swimming. mer Justin Pudloski ('99) said. "The contributing writer & news ed. "I think it really shows where big turnout shows the team's con- the backing is," sophomore swim- nection to the student body and the Despite the weather's unwilling- mer Mike Nicholas said. "It really community outside of campus." ness to cooperate, an exceptionally shows the administration where the Many of the alumni are mem- large crowd attended Saturday's students' loyalties are." bers of Save Our Sports Alumni home swim meet to rally support Parents clad in JMU apparel (SOSA), a group patterned after the for the men's team, one of eight filled the front three rows of the sta- student group Save Our Sports programs that may be cut. dium, and the rest of the seats were (SOS). SOSA has played an active The 800-seat Savage Natatorium filled with alumni, students and role in voicing support for the was at near-full capacity for the student athletes. teams facing elimination to the men's and women's second-to-last About 20 men's swimming administration through letters, e- home meet of the season. Facing alumni attended the meet to show mails and phone calls. ROBERT NATTIsenior photographer rival Old Dominion University, the their support. Dukes received wild cheering from see ALUMNI, page 7 Karln Hudglng Blay ('84), k, Steve Smith ('71) and Fran "It's great to see so many people Gustafson ("75) at Saturday's »wlm meet. Keydets Can't Do It Let the Games Begin li:uvfci: Grub Galore Practical Innovation The wrestling team geared up for the Virginia The contest begins next Sunday as companies vie for the best, most orig- College Center East will have two Seven interior design classes State Championships with a 34-6 win over more dining options with a latonight VMI Thursday. inal and memorable commercial for sketch, etch and compile plans deli and a smoothie bar. Page 3 for household design. Page 17 Page 27 Super Bowl XXXV. Pages 20-21 Monday, January 22, 2001 TABLE OF CONTENTS DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR NEWS

new menu options at The Festival 3 Health students lobby delegates 3 12:20 to 1:10 p.m., Hillcrest House MONDAY, JAN. 22 SGA lobbies in Richmond • Campus Assault ResponsE (CARE) meeting, 6:15 • SIGGRAPH (Special Interest Group p.m., Taylor 311, contact Andrea at 437-6636 or miloal Graphics) meeting, 7 p.m., Modular OPINION building room 250

TUESDAY, JAN. 23 House Editorial: TO SUBMIT A DUKE Seniors need more say • Pi Sigma Epsilon business fraternity on speaker 12 informational meeting, 6:30 p.m., DAY EVENT: Godwin 344, contact Amelia at 432- E-mail Richard at The Breeze at saksharh with Spotlight: What entertainer do you 3366 or layae the information (event, date, location, contact think has the sexiest voice? 12 info, etc.) Please submit by Friday for a Mon- Darts and Pats 13 WEDNESDAY, JAN. 24 day issue and Tuesday for a Thursday issue. Organizations who had a weekly item running in Speaking out about what guys • Brown Bag Lecture Series, the calendar last semester, please re-send your really want "Redeeming the Framers: Ameri- By Jeffrey Cretz 13 can Democracy and the Electoral information to Richard for this semester. College" by Dr. Howard Lubert, STYLE

Zirkle House 17 POLICE LOG WEATHER "Oleanna" review 17 ASEY BONDS CD review 19 \police rqjorter r Movie reviews 19 Today Partly cloudy "Temptation Island' 23 A warrant was put out for the bookbag somewhere between High 40 Low 19 Style Weekly arrest of Arjuna J. Cuddeback, 18, Dingledine Hall and Carrier Library 25 of East Lansing, Mich., on Jan. 18 on Jan. 13 at 2 p.m. at 11:20 a.m.on charges of an • A license plate was reportedly FOCUS High Low alleged assault and battery which stolen off of a vehicle parked in R1 occurred on Jan. 13. lot between Jan. 11 at 11:30 a.m. Tuesday Showers 50 30 Super Bowl advertising 20-21 The subject reportedly assaulted and Jan. 17 at 11 a.m. a campus cadet when he was • A fire extinguisher was reportedly Wednesday Cloudy 51 26 arrested on charges of an alcohol stolen from Poplar House on Greek SPORTS violation. Row between Dec. 15 at 5 p.m. and Thursday Partly cloudy 41 21 Jan. 13 at 5 p.m. Wrestling beats VMI 27 In other matters, campus police Friday Partly cloudy 46 27 report the following: Shoplifting Swimming defeats ODU 27 • Lucrettia R. Pantophlet, 21, of Underaged Consumption of Harrisonburg, was arrested on Women's basketball over American 29 Alcohol charges of an alleged shoplifting MARKET WATCH Fnday. Jan. 19.2001 • Two JMU students were judicially incident that occurred off campus on Men's basketball falls to UNC-Willmington referred for underaged consumption Jan. 18 at 2:22 p.m. DOW JONES 31 of alcohol on Jan. 13 at 1:45 a.m. at AMEX High school basketball 32 the railroad crossing at Bluestone Destruction of Public Property 90.69 6.62 Drive. • Unknown person(s) reportedly close: 10,587.59 t close: 893.26 ♦ Blitz Over Easy 32 broke a window at Gibbons Hall Petty Larceny between Jan. 12 at 6 p.m. and Jan. NASDAQ S&P 500 LIFESTYLES • A cell phone was reportedly 15 at 8 p.m. 1.89 A removed from the front pocket of a 5.43 ♦ close: 2,770.38 ■ close: 1,342.54 f see POLICE LOO page 7 Horoscopes 37

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The Breeze is published Monday and Thursday mornings and distributed throughout James Madison University and ADVERTISING STAFF CORRECTION the local Harrisonburg community. Comments and complaints should be addressed to Gina Montefusco. editor. Advertising Executives: Brandi Duncan The Breeze incorrectly report- BREEZEu Mailing address: - i « ' . . , , Melissa Forrest The Breeze ed that the Board of Visitors voted G1 Anthony-Seeger Hall Melissa Reynolds MSC 6805 Tim Ritz to cancel the summer graduation "To the press alone, chequered as it is with James Madison University Jennifer Titlow Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 Anne Whitley ceremony in the Jan. 18 issue. Phone:(540)568-6127 Fax:(540)568-6736 abuses, the world is indebted for all the tri- Advertising Designers: E-Mail address: the_ [email protected] Administration members canceled Breeze Net: http://www.thebreeze.org Kelly Estes umphs which lave been gained by reason Abby Greenawalt the ceremony. Also, JMU was the Section phone numbers Bookkeeper Karen Kuebler Opinion/Style: x3846 Susan Shifflett, x8089 only school in Virginia to offer Ursula Moore and humanity over error and oppression." News x6699 Receptionist Focus: x6729 Amelia Taber three graduation ceremonies. The Sports x6709 Angie McWhorter Business/Technology Coordinator — fames Madison Photo/Graphics: x6749 Breeze regrets the errors. Donna Dunn MONDAY, JAN. 22, 2001 I THE BREEZE | 3 "We seek to increase the i- The ran to Richmond legislature's awareness SGA representatives lobby for on issues of students." state legislature policy today KRISTIN VETRI Pas* 5 junior viivs _ PageS ISAT campus prepares for two new dining options at Festival

BY KRISTEN BERTRAM delayed to the grand opening date due Expressions Deli in the Festival closes at 8 venience store was contracted out to Ara- staff writer to construction and material setbacks, p.m. The convenience store is closed on mark, JMU's new foodservice provider. Duncan said. Upon opening, the deli bar Friday and Saturday, but there has been "There will be sampling on Monday The finishing touches are still being will offer made-to-order sandwiches discussion about the future possibility of (today) and Tuesday during employee made to two new campus eateries being and side items. being open on the weekend as well. training, and of course we are still hiring added to the convenience store at College more employees," Duncan said. Center East. A deli bar and Freshens The new eateries will accept cash, smoothie bar are adding more choices for FLEX, checks and credit cards. As of students on the ISAT campus. now, Duncan said punches and dining The Freshens smoothie bar is sched- CHANGES AT THE FESTIVAL dollars will not be accepted at the new uled to open Thursday of this week. The eateries, but she is looking into changing menu features yogurt and fruit juice the policy. smoothies made with whole fresh fruits. There also was concern from students A grand opening is scheduled for Feb. To be added: Freshens Smoothie Bar to provide more variety and flexible times 27 featuring the deli bar, Freshens and the for students. already-existing Java City. Promotions, y y Opens Jan. 25 ! "I think it is a good idea so people on coupons and frequency cards are will be that side of campus have something like distributed at the grand opening celebra- our Lakeside Express to go to late at tion, on the first floor of the College Center. 1 night," said Frederikson Hall resident and "I think the new eateries will compli- ^^g Deli Bar (not yet named) sophomore Scott Swisher. ment the full service convenience store," 8 Wt Opens Feb. 27 gj In addition, the Festival may try store manager Ruby Hummel said. opening already existing Just Grillin' on According to Festival Director Nancy Promotions, coupons and frequency cards Saturday nights to accommodate the Duncan, student input for the new addi- will be available on the first floor of the Festival students. Currently, Just Grillin does not tions is being requested. "We are looking keep Saturday hours at all. "I live in for student suggestions for a new name Blue Ridge [Hall]," freshman Ryan Jones for the store," she said. "Students can The convenience store is open 3 p.m. Construction began Jan. 1 and the new said. "Out here we don't have many drop their ideas in the suggestion box at to midnight Monday through Thursday additions were scheduled to open at the options to go and eat. So I am happy to the store until Feb. 15." and 5 p.m. to midnight on Sundays. The beginning of the spring semester. The see some more variety and convenience, The deli bar's opening has been new deli will be open at night when Fresh addition was decided upon after the con- especially at night." Health students lobby for change the homes of patients in order to observe living BY JORDAN HOLT and safety conditions to prevent workers from contributing writer stealing. A group of health science students championed 'It doesn't make sense," junior Meredith Smith their cause while rubbing elbows with state politi- said. "They allow minimum wage workers to enter cians on a trip to Richmond last Tuesday. homes but not professionals, even though the mini- Attending the sixth annual Virginia Occupa- mum wage medics would have more reason to tional Therapists Association Legislative Day, steal. It's also the job of occupational therapists to members of the Development, Performance and make sure patients are safe in their homes, and they Intervention II class experienced firsthand the lob- are not even allowed to go into them." bying efforts of professional therapists. All 11 stu- The trip allowed Smith to see the personal side dents in the class, taught by associate professor Jeff of legislating, she said. Loveland, took part in the trip. "The political system became a personal thing. I "In today's environment, lobbying is as impor- got to talk to legislators one on one and they tant to teach as any other part of the curriculum," became more than just billboards in a lawn or peo- Loveland said. ple on television," Smith said The students met with state delegate Glenn Junior Jill McGainey had a similar view of the Weatherholtz, who represents the 26th District, experience. which includes Harrisonburg, and state Sen. H. "I saw a different side of the job occupational Russell Potts to discuss a bill that would revise therapists have," McGainey said. "It was not exemptions with regard to the licensure of home something I even considered before I went and health organizations. Potts introduced the bill (sb now I realize how integral it really is to lobby for 967) on Jan. 10. your cause." The class also met with other senators, dele- Loveland said he has participated in all six of the gates and their aides and then sat in on normal VOTA legislative days. proceedings. "... I have built up a solid working relationship The bill would allow occupational therapists to with the politicians involved," Loveland said. "They enter the homes of patients even if they were not in know I am passionate about occupational therapy, DAVID CLEMENTSQtilconiribuling photographer a private practice. and we work great together because of it" UP, UP AND AWAY: A student braves the cold to practice Ten years ago, legislation was passed to keep A vote on the bill is expected as early as today. some tricks on the steps of Duke Hall Thursday afternoon. professional health care workers from entering .... . v . - • 41 THE BREEZEIMONDAY, JAN 22, 2001 NEWS

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BY SARAH JONES senior writer Twenty-four members of the Student Government Association are going to Richmond to lobby on behalf of JMU for increased funding and to voice their opinions on various bills in both the House and Senate. Thirteen of the 24 are there today as part of the Vir- ginia Student Leadership Association (VSLA). The VSLA is composed of student government representatives from universities and colleges throughout the state who work together to lobby the legislators on issues important to students. "We seek to increase the legislature's awareness on issues of students," junior Kristin Vetri said. "JMU makes up the largest number of representatives — even more than UVa. It just shows how much we care." Vetri said the VSLA plans to lobby for the Diversity on Education Bill. This legislation establishes that the board of visitors of state universities must promote diversity in the faculty and staff hired. "This is more effective to lobby for with other universities," Vetri said. "We all want diversity among faculty and staff and to develop plans to encourage that." Vetri said the bill "is not affirmative action" but instead a chance to bring in people with different backgrounds to give students the opportunity to learn more. In addition to participating in the VSLA, JMU is also PHOTO COURTESY OF ANDREA EISCIII III sending a group of student lobbyists on Wednesday to Senior Steve Moss (back row), junior Ken Ong and senior Isaac King and freshman Andrea Fischetti (front row) talk about issues and bills important to the JMU commu- Lt. Governor's chief of staff Pete Giesen, and junior Kristin Vetri pose during a lobbying trip last November. nity. The group is made up of students from the SGA Legislative Action Committee. are very short on funds, since we don't get the endow- is a tobacco settlement bill. The bill would put tobacco This group plans to lobby on a number o£ bills, most ments that other schools get and we have grown so much money into a trust fund with the principle interest help- of them pertaining to funding. Senior Steve Moss said — I think the state needs to recognize that." ing to pay for capital improvements on college campuses. their plan is to get appointments with as many patrons, The SGA members also plan to lobby against a Since the Harrison renovations and the ISAT building are or legislators, as possible. House bill that would set the in-state/out-of-state ratio both considered capital improvements, Moss said he "We hope to talk to 30-plus delegates and legislative to 75 percent in-state to 25 percent out-of-state. This thinks that by passing this bill, JMU stands a better aids," he said. "By showing up, we put [the delegates and policy, if passed, would go into effect beginning with chance of getting the bond bills passed. legislators] on notice in a sense that we are showing that the freshman class in fall 2004. JMU's student body is "We support 1726 (the tobacco settlement bill) because [JMU] is very interested in the legislative process and in currently composed of 71 percent in-state students and it will help pay off bonds, which might make it easier to our school." 29 percent out-of-state students. get the bonds passed," Moss said. Among these bills are two bond bills in the House Moss said he is lobbying against the bill because On the Senate side, the committee will lobby its sup- that would provide JMU the money necessary to "we are very dependent on out-of-state funds — this port for the Income Tax Credit Bill. This bill would pro- build the ISAT A3 building and to renovate Harrison bill would severely hurt our revenue. Also, in terms of vide a tax credit to people who pay for college tuition and Hall and its annex. If the bill passes, it will still be the national recognition that JMU is seeking, this have an income of less than $40,000 a year. The credit subject to Virginia voter approval. In one of the two would not be helpful." Full-time, out-of-state student would apply to students who are independent from their bills, JMU would receive $26 million for the third tuition is $9,850, while full-time, in-state student parents or to a student's parent's income if the student is ISAT building and another $8.3 million for the Harri- tuition is $4,000. claimed as a dependent. son Hall renovations. Vetri added that the bill would "hurt diversity "It would help students who can't afford college, "We really could use the money," said Andrea Fis- because it would limit JMU from expanding outward." especially those who have to pay their own way," chetti, a freshman who will be lobbying. "As a school we The last house bill that JMU lobbyists plan to argue for Vetri said.

JMU purchases Howard Johnson Inn JMU acquired about eight acres of property in the New committee to address sweatshop deal, including the motel and Fat Cat's Cafe and Tavern. property concerns New vice president in the Division of In response to a report submitted by Student Govern- JMU finalized the deal with the Howard Johnson Inn ment Association President Mark Sullivan opposing Thursday, purchasing the property for $2 million. Academic Affairs named sweatshop labor, JMU President Linwood Rose will Minor repairs will be made this semester to the former task a committee to address content of the report. makeshift dorm rooms in anticipation of using the prop- Doug Brown, vice president for academic affairs, The committee will consist of JMU administrators, erty later this year. named psychology professor William Walker as the faculty and students, according to Geoff Polglase, the The property will likely be used first as temporary assistant vice president in the Division of Academic assistant to the president. Polglase said the commit- office space to replace cam- Affairs on Friday. us tee's members will be determined by the end of the ______P buildings under renova- Walker's duties will primarily involve graduate and month. Rose will not be on the committee. _ _- . _. tion. Assistant Vice President professional education. Sullivan submitted his report, "Licensing at James m RI" I Of for Resource Planning Steve A former director of the psychology department doc- Madison University: Is There a Problem?" on Dec. 1. ■■■ —*■■**■ Knickrehm said long-term toral program, Walker will oversee the reorganization of The report addresses the use of sweatshop labor in the plans could call for the motel graduate and professional education in addition to con- making of collegiate apparel. to be leveled to make room tinuing education programs. It is likely that the committee will be asked to com- for a parking lot. His tasks will include promoting the highly selective plete its report before the end of the semester, Pol- The Virginia Department of Transportation Is con- graduate programs by implementing recommendations glase said. sidering plans to widen and improve Interstate 81, from the Graduate and Professional Education Task which, if carried out, would likely eliminated R-2 lot, Force. formerly Z-lot. Walker's term will last through June 2003, when JMU The HoJos property would likely be used to make up will begin the search for a permanent head of a new • from staff reports for the loss of parking. Office of Graduate and Professional Studies. 6|THE BREEZE I MONDAY, JAN 22, 2001 NEWS

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He is estimated 20,000 demonstrators are this many people who are to the Thief" and were shouting will reflect the Constitution's really coming out of the shad- on the inaugural parade route to this angry about what is happen- things like, "This is a mockery of modern role. Its role in the ows and into the light ... voice their concerns and create a ing there's going to be some ver- democracy." post-Election Day period will metaphorically that's exactly greater awareness on issues that bal hostility." "Bush needs to be sensitive be the focus of many events. what we want as well. We they feel may be in jeopardy Due to demonstration orga- to the fact that the majority of the Thomas and Nader were invit- want to bring more attention under the Bush administration. nizers' estimations that as many country did not endorse his ed to speak based on their to him, put that spotlight on Grievances ranged from capital as 20,000 protesters would agenda," said senior Aaron relation to the recent presiden- him." punishment and corporate attend, security measures were Smith-Walter, a member of tial election. Centered on plain white power to the environment and the tightest ever for a presidential JMU's chapter of Young Democ- Presentations by four board, the poster consists of abortion rights. inauguration. A total of 10,000 ratic Socialists who attended the national scholars are also three identical images of "This isn't a Bush-bashing law enforcement officials were on inauguration protests. included in the week's festivi- Madison's face, each getting session, it's a non-violent expres- the streets and the District of "I'm concerned that the pop- ties. They will follow the brighter horizontally from left sion of concerns," sophomore Columbia Metropolitan Police ular vote did not mandate a con- theme of "Madison on State to right. The poster reads protester Laura Tashjian said. "I brought in more than 1,600 offi- servative government of the and Religion." "James Madison - 1751-2001" think that the next four years are cers from other jurisdictions in nature that Bush is appointing," On March 12 at 7 p.m., above the images and "Cele- going to be a hard battle for Virginia and Maryland to guard he said. Lance Banning of the Univer- brating 250 Years, James activist causes and there are a lot the inaugural parade route. Conway said, "I'm appalled sity of Kentucky will speak on Madison University - Montpe- of concerned citizens that Bush by what happened in this elec- "Madison and the First Free- lier" below. can't ignore." tion. I want the message to get dom." On March 13 at 7 p.m., "[The] commemorative The National Organization ii across that there are people out Marcia Hamilton of the Car- poster ... will be used to fur- for Women (NOW) and the Jus- This isn 't a Bush-bashing there that are dealing with these doza School of Law will speak ther the celebration's mission tice Action Movement were issues, who know the issues, and on "The Reformed Constitu- to elevating Madison's among many activist groups that session, it's a non-violent that will be watching the admin- tion." On March 14 at 7 p.m., stature on and off campus," staged protests. Other organiza- istration." Jack Rakove of Stanford Uni- Perrine said. "The poster will tions such as the International expression... The Senate confirmed seven versity will speak on "Madi- be used to send to legisla- Action Center and the Oral of Bush's most widely supported son and Freedom of Con- tures, public schools, to stu- Majority held rallies and marches — Laura Tashjian Cabinet nominees three hours science: The Essential Right." dents and faculty so that it's protesting the voter disenfran- sophomore protester after he took the oath of office, On March 19 at 7 p.m., Derek on every wall and every resi- chisement of minorities. including his choices for defense Davis of Baylor University dence hall and every office, "I have my own beliefs and n secretary, secretary of state and will speak on "Religious really to get the Madison, one of those beliefs is that I need secretary of agriculture. Advocacy Under the First JMU and Montpelier connec- to stand up for what I think is "There seemed to be more Votes on the more controver- Amendment." tion out into the public." right," Student Government demonstrators than supporters," sial nominations of John Ashcroft JMU President Linwood Rose said, "It's our inten- Association President Mark Sul- Sullivan said. "At some points it for attorney general and Gale Rose unveiled the commemo- tion to have enough of these livan said. did become Bush-bashing which Norton for interior secretary may rative poster marking James (posters) that before too long Sullivan said he chose to I regret, but I think for the most take place this week. Ashcroft's Madison's 250th birthday. we may tire of it. I hope we protest during the inauguration part we were able to make sure nomination has been met with The announcement followed don't tire of it, but hopefully to advocate his anti-death penal- people knew about issues that much opposition due to his the third meeting of The we will have this out and ty beliefs as well as his concerns are present with this presidency record against abortion and relat- Madison Celebration Com- around campus. We'd like to for environmental protection and in a peaceful fashion." ed issues. mittee, a group consisting of have these in public schools minority voting rights. Protester Justin Conway, a "Abortion is a big issue we such notables as retired Vir- and other colleges, expose a "It's not for the (student gov- senior, said, "I was sad to see the are facing," Bowling said. "I see a ginia Sen. Harry Byrd and lot of folks to this poster and ernment) organization or overwhelming police state as it lot of danger ahead for women's former Secretary of the Army the man that it represents." through the organization, it's seemed there were more police rights in terms of Bush's conserv- and Virginia Congressman Scott Trobaugh, a recent something that as a private indi- than people. It was not a day of ative views and appointments." Jack Marsh. The 19-member JMU alumnus, designed the vidual I need to say," he said. much direct action, just getting Tashjian said that the circum- commission, chaired by U.S. poster, and Diane Elliot did The vast majority of protest- out and raising awareness of cer- stances surrounding Bush's win Chief Justice William Rehn- the photography. Both work ers were peaceful and police tain issues." was only one issue that prompt- quist, was established in for university relations. reported just a handful of arrests Many protesters objections ed her to protest. "We are all on December by Congress and Several other events will due to several brief scuffles and went beyond social issues to con- the same team," she said. "We the president to lead the take place during Madison acts of vandalism. cerns with ballot procedures and will have to work with Bush for national celebration of Madi- Week. The dates and times of "There was some negativity the Supreme Court ruling that led the next four years and just hope son's 250th birthday. these events will be published but most people there were rep- to Bush's victory in the election. he works with us." Rose said the poster is "a closer to that time.

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Trespass Alumni show support for sports teams • Unknown persons reportedly trespassed and tampered with ALUMNI, from page 1 their fellow athletes. championships back to the 'Burg," Pudlos- "I think the turnout was pretty impres- ki said. heavy equipment, including an SOSA member and former swimmer sive yesterday," senior swimmer Bret Men's swimming has won eight of the erecting crane, between Jan. 17 at 5:30 p.m. and Jan. 18 at 6:40 Paul Oehling ('00) said members of the Stone said. "In my four years here it was last nine Colonial Athletic Association group also met with Board of Visitors probably the largest turnout I've seen." titles, including the past two seasons. am. Upon entering the crane, a members last week to discuss the future of JMU President Linwood Rose attend- "It's a shame to think that the success of crane operator reportedly discov- the sports teams. The board is expected to ed. Stone said he was invited to the meet the team is not valued and that the empha- make a final decision on the future of the by team captain Brendan Grant in D-Hall sis is put on dollars and cents," said Pat ered that unknown persons had eight sports teams at its next meeting on on Friday. Kilmartin, mother of senior swimmer John entered the cab and attempted to start the crane but were not suc- March 23. Many swim team supporters argued Kilmartin. "It has been an excellent experi- Student athletes from various teams that the team's continued success is a rea- ence to be a part of the program, and I cessful in their attempt. also packed the stands. Gymnastics, tennis son to keep the program. would hope the families of the members of and volleyball team members were the "People want to see the winningest pro- the team will get to have the same experi- Number of drunk in public most visible fans who came to support gram in CAA history to keep bringing ence." charges since Aug. 28:47 8 | 1HK BREEZE| MONDAY, JAN 22, 2001 NEWS

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In the past, the industry has -u draft report was dominated by tial watershed in the debate over regu- framed the argument as a legal question, ... It's significant, particularly researchers who have long believed that lating entertainment. saying artists' free-speech rights shielded watching violent television or films has In a report on youth violence to be them from liability. as a capstone on what so an adverse effect on children. The team released Wednesday, Surgeon General By using the weight of his office to didn't include any representatives of David Satcher will find repeated expo- validate existing research on exposure many other studies have said. the entertainment industry. sure to violent entertainment during to violence, Satcher is turning it into a To address the problem, the draft early childhood causes more aggressive — Sam Brownback public health issue, associating the senator from Kansas report said, parents should consider behavior throughout the child's life, effects of media violence with those of using televisions equipped with the V- according to a draft of the report cigarette smoking. >5 — chip screening device and more closely obtained by the Los Angeles Times. Largely dismissing conflicting monitor their childrens' media consump- "Exposure to violent media plays an research, the draft report suggests the No sitting Surgeon General has tion. It also encouraged more federal important causal role in this societal prob- statistical evidence linking media vio- addressed the issue so directly since Jesse research on the subject. lem" of youth violence, according to the lence and aggressive behavior is similar Steinfeld, who in 1972 issued a report on Several entertainment executives draft report. "From a public health per- in strength to the evidence linking smok- the subject and testified before Congress declined to comment, saying they had spective, today's (media) consumption ing and lung cancer. that television violence "does have an not seen the full report. But many were patterns are far from optimal. And for Coming on the heels of last year's adverse effect on certain members of our quick to take aim at past scientific many children they are clearly harmful." Federal Trade Commission report on society." research linking Hollywood creations to The findings, while representing only marketing sexual and violent content to While the new report comes just days real-world violence. a small portion of a large wide-ranging children, Satcher's report may spark before the change in presidential admin- "The scientific evidence is murky," report on youth violence, are expected to renewed interest in the regulation of istrations, it is being released into a politi- said Jack Valenti, president of the fuel the push by parents groups, politi- entertainment. cal atmosphere in which entertainment is Motion Picture Association of America. cians and some retailers to limit violence The report was requested by the ripe for continuing scrutiny. "The conclusions of some of these peo- in entertainment. White House and key lawmakers in 1999 "I think it's significant, particularly ple don't measure up." The report also addresses other fac- after two teens opened fire on their class- as a capstone on what so many other That said, Valenti insisted that Holly- tors contributing to youth violence, mates at Columbine High School in Col- studies have said," said Sen. Sam wood is more sensitive to violence issues, such as home environment, school orado, killing 12 students and a teacher. Brownback (R-Kan.), one of the leading and has been abiding by its pledge to Crograms, and the socio-economic The report was prepared by a team of critics of Hollywood. It should provide curtail the marketing of violent movies to ackground of individuals, according researchers assembled by the National an impetus within the industry to pro- children and teens. Calif, newspaper Town, not school, fault sues university dry campus policy BY PIERRETTE J. SHIELDS help curb the tension between students BY BILLY O'KEEFE of Administration Janet Hamilton Knight-Ridder Tribune and some residents, possibly by target- TMS Campus called for the paper to retract the report Residents of the East Campus neigh- ing enforcement or how the prosecu- After a public struggle that carried on shortly after it ran. Iborhood are doubting the success of the tor's office handles complaints. for several months, the Sacramento Bee last 'Taking alleged 'shortcomings' in sta- University of Missouri-Columbia's dry Directly adjacent to MU's campus and week sued the University of California tistical reporting and turning them into a campus policy — so much so that the city abutting Greek Row, neighbors feel that! Davis for failure on its part to release deliberate effort to keep crime 'in the might have to iook into its own enforce- the policy — which bans alcohol at on- campus police reports of sexual assaults shadows' is a substantial leap indeed," ment practices. campus parties and requires Greek-spon- and other crimes. stated a letter containing the retraction In December, MU completed its first sored parties with alcohol to be held at) The 18-page complaint, filed in Sacra- request. "This representation is not true, semester under new alcohol-free rules for off-campus venues with a third-party ven- mento County Superior Court, claims and irresponsible to publish." students belonging to Greek organiza- dor — is hurting the peace of their homes. that the university ignored the law in its In a surprise twist, officers for and tions, and both administrators and stu- Andrea Eickhoff, Greek Life coordi- refusal to release to the Bee 13 reports employees of the UC Davis Police Depart- dents said it went better than expected. nator, said the dry campus policy does- filed between August 1996 and January ment issued a vote of no confidence Neighbors disagree. n't require the organizations to register 2000, and that its "policy of secrecy about against Chief Calvin Handy, and told 'T think the problems in the neighbor- a party that is held at the home of a past crimes" violates both state and fed- Chancellor Larry Vanderhoef that they hood are a direct result of the ... dry cam- Greek member. eral mandates. backed the Bee's claims. pus policy," said resident and Boone Columbia police officer Terri Marki, a The struggle began after the Bee pub- In a written statement, Vanderhoef County sheriff's deputy Tom O'Sullivan. member of the Community Action Team lished a two-part report in September, in expressed disappointment in the Bee's "Beer bottles are just getting busted in the that tries to address chronic neighborhood which it accused all nine UC campuses of decision to sue, as well as hope that the middle of the street, horns honking, peo- problems, said calls for service have] underreporting crime statistics. two parries can avoid litigation. ple screaming." increased markedly in East Campus relat- The second piece in the series, enti- "We have proposed, in good faith, a O'Sullivan, who lost a bid for the city ed to parties that she said have been tled "UC keeps sex crimes in the shad- meeting between university and Bee [council last year, said parties come known to attract up to 400 people. ows," focused sharply on UCD, claim- representatives to explore other ways with the territory in the neighborhood, Marki said the police, community and ing that the school excluded instances of we may be able to provide the Bee the but the past few months have exceeded university have acknowledged the prob- sexual assault, when reported to sources information it is seeking without plac- all expectations. lem through the university's Access to other than campus police, from its ing the university at legal risk," he said. Sixth Ward councilman John Coff- Alcohol Action Team, which is looking into crime statistics. "I'm disappointed that the Bee evident- man said he expects to ask the city the problem, although solutions aren't as UCD Vice Chancellor of Student ly has rejected that meeting in favor of council Monday to research solutions clear. "I don't think that the campus needs Affairs Carol Wall and Vice Chancellor a lawsuit." that other college towns have used to to disregard that policy," Marki said. Practical y+odents get started: ca(( x 10 I THE BREEZE I MONDAY, JAN 22, 2001 NEWS EXCEPTIONAL HOME

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SPOTLIGHT Lauren O'Brien Micah Utt Joe Byron Debbie Kopec WINDY SCHNElDER/amtribulinf! phuloRrapher sophomore, marketing junior, management senior, kinesiolgy junior, CIS OPINION MONDAY, JAN. 22, 2001 I THE BREEZE 113 LAND OF THE .TIINGI.F JEFFREY CRETZ Speaking out about what guys really want Last Tuesday night, I ventured off nature to spend as little time in the bath- need to foucs their undivided attention want to hear about our horrific body with a guy friend to the Harrisonburg room as possible and most of us couldn't to observe every action on the grid- odor (unless you sense these qualities Regal Cinemas 14 to view the film "What be bothered to take the extra second to iron. Don't talk to us unless it's com- as turn-ons). Women Want." I am writing this article be more courteous. Our apologies ahead mercial time or you have a question Facial hair. I've heard many personal in response to the movie as a guy (speak- of time. about the game. accounts of girlfriends who really dislike ing on behalf of other guys) trying to We're going to read magazines like Most guys I know are very hesitant their boyfriends' facial hair, whether it be reach out to the female population about FHM, Maxim, Stuff, and an occasional about letting other people drive their a moustache, goatee, lamb-chop side- what we, the guys, want. Playboy. We are not spending $3.99 a cars. It's nothing personal (unless of burns, or the full-grown beard. Guys use First off, we don't want to be per- pop to look at two-dimensional pictor- course you've caused multiple acci- facial hair for two principle reasons: ceived as uncaring, worthless jerks when ial versions of women. We really read dents, been ticketed several times or emphasizing their hormone levels send- we forget the six-month, year and two the articles. can't tell the difference between the ing out a message, "Look at me, I can year anniversaries of events that have When we drink alcohol in large clutch and the brake). grow lots of facial hair" and as a person- happened. Guys just really aren't that quantities, we aren't doing it to forget When we watch our favorite movies al preference. This is something all guys good with dates. But, believe me, we still about how horrible of a time we have and begin to quote our favorite speeches have thought about at one time or anoth- care about you just as much. when you are present. Don't label us as by our favorite characters word for word, er. Chances are, we like the appearance Please don't get mad at us when we alcoholics. Guys, for some psychological please don't threaten to turn the televi- that comes with the addition of facial look like we are flirting with other girls reason, feel more manly when they are sion off or walk out. This is one way us hair. Please, accept the facial hair as an at parties or similar social events. It's able to chug multiple mugs of beer in a guys really show others that we have a extension of our personalities. our way of sending out the signals that short amount of time. working memory that is being put to Don't be afraid to bring us home to we know how to have a good time in If our attire does not completely good use (according to us anyway). mom and dad. We may have inappropri- the presence of others. Our male bud- match one day, our pants are wrinkled, Mastering a video game is an art ate tattoos, numerous earrings, greasy dies see it as a sign of strength and or our fingernails are not trimmed prop- form, not merely a dumb way to waste hair, distasteful clothes and an inarticu- individuality. erly, we really don't want a long how-to time. Do not call us childish, immature late arsenal of speech patterns, but you Don't brag to your female friends session to correct the problem. Chances brats when we refuse to stop playing a like us for a reason. You're all well-edu- that you have "whipped your are, there is a good reason for the "incor- game to take your phone call immedi- cated, well-informed women with com- boyfriend" into a position in which he rect display" of our physical selves. ately. There is a certain degree of con- mon sense who see something in us. listens to your every command. Guys On that note, don't criticize our feet. centration needed to play certain Your parents will love us. don't like to have the reputation of We don't take the time and effort to games, and if you break that concentra- responding to a female in a puppy-like make our feet as pretty as they probably tion at the wrong moment, it could Jeffrey Cretz is a sophomore way, just as I suspect girls don't like should be (at least when compared to spell disaster. SMAD major who knows having the reputation of responding to your standards). When we come back from UREC or what women want because a male in a puppy-like fashion. When you want to spend a Sunday a long run perspiring like pigs, we he listens to Christina Guys either leave the seat down and afternoon with us, chances are, you will don't want to hear about the puddles of Agttilera and watches pee on the seat or lift the seat up and fail end up sitting on a couch eating Dori- sweat accumulating by our feet or in "The View" and a to lower it once finished. It's in our tos and watching a football game. Men large masses on our shirts and we don't lotofTRL"

Dart... Dart... Darts A "what-in-the-name-of-Anheuser-Busch" dart to the A "keep-that-%$&*-to-yourself" dart to the person jerk in the green hat who threw a full keg off his apart- who defecated on the floor of the community bathroom ment porch and watched it roll down the hill and level in Chesapeake Hall last weekend. my car. Sent in by a Chesapeake resident who doesn 't want to and Pats Sent in by a young lady who not only has no respect deal with $#!% like that again. for you because you ran inside like a wuss, but also Darts & Pats are submitted anonymously and because you wasted a full keg of beer. printed on a space-available basis. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth. Pat... Pat... A "thanks-for-restoring-my-faith-in-JMU" pat to A "way-to-get-it" pat to our GSCI 101 professor who Becky Hinkle of Card Services for going out of her way understands we can't all be science majors. to help ease my transition from JMU student to staff. Sent in by students in your MWF 10:10 class who Sent in by a December grad who felt like she had appreciate the chance to actually pass this dreaded become "just a number" by last semester but realizes GenEd requirement. there are still a few caring people here. Dart... Dart... A "thanks-for-leaving-us-in-jail" dart to the ungrateful A "what-were-you-thinking" dart to the person who girl who left her friends hanging after being sent home wrote the pat thanking an officer for ignoring the alco- in a cab they paid for. hol on their breath, and to the officer for not arresting Sent in by two angry delinquents who wish to never the moron who decided to drink and drive. ride with her again. Sent in by an irate junior who believes that having a good time should not involve driving drunk and if you endanger the lives of everyone by drinking and driving, then you should end up in the slammer. Pat... Pat... A "could-you-be-anymore-like-the-'Three Stooges'" A "you-are-the-best-girlfriend" pat to my girl who has pat to three of our hallmates who cheered up everyone's just enough patience to help me re-leam how to swim. day by tagging the football field with our hall's name on Sent by a grateful boyfriend who needs lots of help. Saturday afternoon. From two of your hallmates who watched your work E-mail darts and pats to [email protected] with amazement and wondered if you had sobered up from the night before. 141 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, NOV. 30, 2000 OPINION

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BY KELLY MANION contributing writer What do you get when you cross a self-absorbed, elitist and sexist professor who uses his authority to feed his power obsession and a vulnerable, self-depreci- ating young girl with a lot of pent up rage looking for intellectual and emotional validation? You guessed it, World War III. Art takes many forms. Only in this case the battleground was From practical design to a professor's office, and the weapons abstract and unique, cre- come in the form of harsh words and ativity and original perceptions Inspi ri ng emotionally driven letters. are important factors The cur- "Oleanna," the latest Theatre II pro- rent exhibits at Zirkle House duction directed by senior Robert Wil- son, featured seniors Matthew Homer thrive on these factors. Interior designs by several and Carolyn Bream as the elitist professor John and his overemotional student interior design classes in Art- Interiors works Gallery as well as sopho- Carol, respectively. The play centered Story by contributing writer Kerri Shannon around the conflict that arose between more Theresa Keefe's black- the two characters when Carol looked to and-white photography show Photos by senior photographer Jane McHugh John for help in his class. in the Other Gallery explore art in itself — a description of the The performance began with a innovation and variety. loud and intensely emotional song One of the most notable fac- options involved in her creation, plus what it would be like to stay which set the tone for the following tors of the interior design events as the characters took their show, especially for those not- in the hotel. Beam gets poetic at times, "to places in the dark. familiar with the art, is how With an intensity that measured up to much work goes into present- stay here is to enter another realm; to stay here is an invita- that of any applauded performance at ing a piece. Theatre 11, the petite Bream mesmerized Some of the students include tion to dream." The detail used in the description of the hotel the audience with her ability to express cardboard models, floor plans, the mulitifaceted aspects of Carol's per- detailed sketches and samples of and its operation is entertaining and at the same time gives a clear sonality. Homer's portrayal of John was carpet material to give the viewer highly commendable as well, giving real a clear picture of what the fin- idea of what Beam had in mind. There is a "radical, unisex bath- depth to a character who appears merely ished product is supposed to narcissistic on the surface. look like. room" and the menu is "German and strong." Perhaps it was the fact that neither All the artists who have character is all good or all bad that makes works displayed in the interior Another eye-catching piece is senior Katarina Carlin's this play so unique and impressive, and design show completed these that neither is really right or wrong. works in an interior design "Retail Space." Besides the intriguing floor design, there The centerpiece of the play was, class, ranging from introductory strangely, the telephone. Interrupting to more advanced courses such are the cut-outs of fancy women dressed in early 20th-century nearly every meaningful conversation as Professional Practicum in between the two characters, it stood as clothing. The display, which Interior Design. A sampling of the the divider between them and expres- The variety of levels and uses splashes of red to catch sions of John's self-centeredness in that attention, brings sass and style works on display approaches contributed by seven in Zirkle House. he was never able to allow it to ring to her design. interior design classes makes the The Artworks through. All the pieces in the show are show interesting — it is more Gallery features Though the entire play took place in than a series of models and impressive in their attention to interior design detail. Little is left to the viewer's John's office, expressed through a swatches. pieces (top) while hanging window, a desk and two Some of the works are com- imagination, but since so much sophomore There- chairs, that was all that was needed to information is given, the viewer plex pieces, while others are sa Keefe's black- bring out the conflict on which the play simpler yet precise drawings can not help but imagine wan- and-white photog- dering the halls of senior Lynzee was centered. from a drafting class. raphy (left and The big twist in the play came during Sharp's "Interior Design Studio above) hangs in Both innovative in design and the second half in which Carol brought and Office," or eating at the table the Other Gallery. presentation senior Ashleigh her professor up on charges of innappro- in junior Robert Templon's Beam's "Hotel Design, Berlin" priate conduct in front of the tenure contains a collage, a model and "Kitchen Design." booklets about the hotel's design. see PHOTOS, page 11 see CAST, page 11 One of the booklets <» a- wo*k of •*•*«••*■ * >" •*• »it« 1 r»» * *•*•«> I »••»»»#»»' »»»T»< I II . 1 \ I 181 THE BREEZE! 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The idea behind the new strategy, backed by an 103 MINUTES estimated $30 million to $40 million national advertis- corners, creeping up behind people, plete the acting troupe struggling ing campaign from DDB Chicago over the next few etc.). Even the "surprise" ending through a stagnant script. months, is to try to win back customers who opt for reverberates with memories of "The The tragedy of 'The Gift" is that it competitors offering everything from tacos to chicken In the South, with its eerie land- Sixth Sense." What screenwriters opens a door into a room that is never sandwiches in a brutally competitive fast-food arena. scape and even eerier stereotypes, Tom Epperson and Billy Bob Thorn- explored. The townspeople begin to "New Tastes" is the result of an ambitious plan — Annie Wilson (Cate Blanchett) has a ton (who wrote "Sling Blade") have doubt Wilson's credibility as a witness ordered up by McDonald's Chief Executive Jack problem. A bloated corpse has just created is a generic thriller with a plot to the murder and tensions akin to the Greenberg — to dramatically improve the menu. For been pulled from a lake. Only thing is no deeper than a puddle of water col- Salem Witch Trials begin to surface but years, McDonald's has been criticized for both the (you guessed it), no one knows who lecting on the side of road. soon sink back down into the murk quality of its food and the size of its menu — limited the murderer is except (you guessed The acting is the only saving grace This conflict between psychic and mainly by the company's long reliance on a system to it again): Wilson. Of course, since "The Gift" provides. Blanchett is radi- police investigation would have been- premake sandwiches. That changed last year, when the when have the police ever put inves- ant even in the gloom of the South; much more enjoyable but after a few company equipped all its nearly 13,000 US. restaurants tigative faith in a psychic who saw her Annie is a wounded widow catcalls of "witch" and "Satan," it is with the expensive "Made For You" kitchen systems the crime as it happened? struggling to create a life for her chil- discarded in the wake of more cheap, that allow customers to customize sandwiches more As far as thrillers go, director Sam dren. Keanu Reeves is surprisingly tawdry thrills. conveniently. Raimi's "The Gift" is tame, a movie of ferocious as Donnie Barksdale, Despite a wonderful cast, the Other fast-food chains, notably No. 2 Burger King the week at best. Though there are despite the fact his character is noth- cautious moviegoer should wait and No. 3 Wendy's, have made inroads by offering cus- some startling moments in the film, ing more than a stereotypical spousal to open "The Gift" when it comes tomers choices of condiments on their burgers or by all too often it seems pulled straight abuser (whose wife, Valerie, is played to video. introducing new sandwich products for weeks at a time. from the script of a teen horror film by Hilary Swank). Greg Kinnear, Gio- Or, if you're really patient, until While McDonald's has for years rotated new sand- (i.e. people suddenly turning around vanni Ribisi and Katie Holmes com- it comes to television. wiches in and out locally, it never had a permanent spot on the menu to offer several choices at a time. But pressure is mounting in Oak Brook for a home run BY JESS GLADIS to re-energize US. sales, meaning executives are placing contributing writer great emphasis on the success of the 'Tastes" menu. As if choosing the jazz genre's 500 most representa- McDonald's track record over the last several Jazz pizazz tive compositions for his PBS movie wasn't challenging years in launching new products has been mixed, at enough, Ken Burns has gone even further and selected best. Although breakfast and Happy Meals, intro- Ken Burns makes waves with 20 all-time great jazz tunes for his The Best of Ken Bums duced several years ago, have been major successes, JAZZ compilation CD. more recent offerings, including the Arch Deluxe and impressive new compilation Big Xtra, have flopped. Company executives believe that adding a wide CD, PBS special exploring REVIEW variety of items — from Mighty Wings to Arctic Orange milkshakes — periodically on a permanent jazz through the years In a 19 hour PBS special that aired just a few weeks menu board will keep a lock on customers who may be ago, Burns captured the essence of jazz in a documentary tempted to go elsewhere. called, "JAZZ — The Story of America's Music." Due to Menu items will be selected by groups of local fran- the popularity of the film, the Verve and Legacy record chisees around the country, depending on local tastes labels released a 5-disc CD soundtrack sampler, as well and ethnic makeup of a given region. Individual outlets, as this condensed, more affordable version. however, will not be able to select their own offerings. In addition to providing pleasurable grooves and "Even before we got our 'Made For You' system in classic favorites to which anyone can tap his or her place, customers were saying 'We want more choices,'" foot, this album traverses the history of jazz music said Larry Zwain, senior vice president of U.S. market- from 1917 to the mid-'90s. In doing so, it exposes the ing for McDonald's, and the chief architect of the mar- listener to an amazing array of some of the world's finest jazz musicians: Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, keting plan. Don Hoffman, executive vice president/executive Thelonious Monk, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, account director at DDB said, "This is a physical Count Basie, John Coltrane and Benny Goodman to place on the menu that will constantly offer some- name a few. Choc-full of jazz staples such as Duke Ellington's "Take the 'A' Train," the Dave Brubeck thing different." The new plan is expected to receive a healthy dose Quartet's "Take Five" and Miles Davis' "So What," The of national advertising support over the next several Best of Ken Burns JAZZ educates new listeners of jazz weeks. The campaign will continue to feature the "We and presents avid fans with an inspiring assortment of love to see you smile" tagline introduced by DDB last masterpieces performed by legends. summer. It is believed that McDonald's has bought The album chronicles the astonishing improvisation, time either right before or right after the Super Bowl on harmonization and instrumental finesse of artists who Jan. 28 to help promote the new menu. pioneered and epitomized jazz music for past and future Fast-food observers and analysts on Wednesday generations. said that the move made sense, given the competitive From Thelonious Monk's ivory escapades in "Straight, No Chaser," to Louis Armstrong's pouty pressures McDonald's faces. Courtesy of SOW MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT.INC. What they've done is taken the limited-time offers vocals in "St. Louis Blues," this myriad of incredi- and made it permanent," said Dennis Lombardi, an Featuring an overview of the 20 best songs, The Best of ble talent that doubles as a jazz history lesson will executive with restaurant consultant Technomic Inc. Ken Bums JAZZ offers a small taste of what his 5-CD surely appeal to both Basie beginners and Coltrane "That creates interest and increases traffic." boxed set showcases. connoisseurs. 20 I THE BREEZE ' MONDAY, JAN. 22,2001 Foci ■ ■■MMMm ■■■■■■IIOTM It's not just SUPEF 1 SlOt = : 30 SJ ccen ure (I 'ormd fun and games ^riders >n Co lsultii • Anhei ser-B isch (j & slots anymore harld s Sch vab Story by contributing writer Ray Steen ingu ar Wi eless Lizards and frogs and Pepsi-loving -Tra< e - 2 fe lots DS - 60 se :ond fish make the Super Bowl more FedEx than just another game 7rito- ,ay (E| ontod Hot Jo )s.cor, i It's that time of the year again. any given Sunday. Obsessed or on Jan. 28. CBS will reportedly col- It's what every recliner-loung- not, approximately 125 million lect $2.4 million from companies ^evi Strauss &Cd ing, pretzel-munching, beer- spectators will huddle into their airing a 30-second ad during Super chugging, foot-stomping, loud- friends' living rooms and crowded Bowl XXXV. And as time grows VI&MrMars! (Snid clapping football fanatic looks for- bars to watch the most anticipated closer to the much-anticipated ward to since the beginning of television event of the year. kickoff, it's likely that CBS will September. Salivating at this opportunity, receive some late bids of up to $3 That's right, the Super Bowl. advertisers will spend astronomi- million for remaining spots. Football fans around the world cal amounts of money to hear Well, if you can remember spend long hours on Sundays, viewers say, "Hurry up, the com- Budweiser's Bud Bowl or its talk- planted in front of the television, mercials are about to come on!" ing frogs and lizards, then maybe ADVEF mesmerized by the glare. From How astronomical? Well, Ad Age it is worth it. Super Bowl commer- pre-game shows until post-game reported that CBS's President of cials have always been a favorite of leave, a great impression in front of interviews, it's possible, or likely, Advertising Sales Joe Abruzzese is fans, and the advertising industry the largest audience of the year. At that an obsessed football fan could predicting that the network will knows this. It's a chance for orga- least, that's the plan. watch up to 13 hours of football on bring in $150 million in advertising nizations to make, and hopefully In last year's Super Bowl, the Titans fell just a yard short of winning. That's exactly what advertisers felt like last year after review- ing the results of an online survey released by a Rochester, N.Y.- based polling firm, Harris Interactive. The results showed that out of all of the "dot-com" commercials aired during Super Bowl XXXTV, only two of them made significant impressions, E- Trade and Pets.com. Super Bowl XXXTV was dubbed the "dot-com bowl" because more than half of all of the ads aired during the game were web-based. But former JMU professor of advertising and media arts and design Brad Rawlins offers a better nickname for last year's commercial ads, the "WHAT-dot-combowl." "Many of the commercials went belly-up because they were too abstract, or relied too much on the impact of humor," Rawlins, now a professor at Brigham Young University, said. "They may be humorous and they may be fun, but nobody knows what you're selling if you don't tie in what kind of service that dot-com service provides. I don't think we'll see that many dot-coms advertised during this year's Super Bowl." Two companies that know a lot about being front-runners are Monster.com and HotJobs.com. Not falling victim to last year's congest- ed dot-com commercials, these companies have paved the road for other dot-com advertisers and :us MONDAY, JAN. 22,2001 I THE BREEZE I 21

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