Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Dec 18, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Terror in NYC Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Flintstone & the Lion

Fred befriends what he thinks is a kitten, but which soon grows into a troublesome lion.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

The Smurfs That Time Forgot Parts / Lost in the Ages A prehistoric baby dinosaur is brought through time to the present and the Smurfs try to return him with the help of a magic key.

08:00 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Pavlov's Mice/Chicken Boo-Ryshnikov/Nothing But The Tooth

First, Pinky and The Brain attempt to steal the crown jewels of Russia.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

The Nothing Club/ Loogie Llama

When Edward excludes Lazlo from his secret club, Lazlo creates his own club out of nothing!

09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Float Trippers/ The Wig of Why Raj loses his teeth retainer and spends the campers' entire float trip neurotically obsessing over the orthodontic device, until Lazlo snaps him out of it.

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Inside The Outsiders! Batman and the Outsiders are under a metaphysical attack by Psycho Pirate. Batman enters the Mindescape and helps Black Lightning, Katana and Metamorpho battle their own personal demons.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Basic

Rex and Noah go through Providence boot camp!

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Undercover Ben and company must rescue Cooper, a kid genius, from the DNAliens who are forcing him to help build a mysterious arch.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

There Go the Brides

The Power Rangers must stop Dayu from capturing brides on the day of their weddings.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

11:30 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Mr. Doctor/That's Edutainment

Elmyra takes Pinky and The Brain and several other pets to the veterinarian's office.

12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

Hit It And Quit It Whitney grows cautious about Freddie just as her ex-boyfriend Jay comes back into the picture. Roxy clashes with Olivia when People's Revolution and Elle join forces to put on a party. 12:30 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

Weekend At Freddie's Freddie invites Whitney and her friends to his parents house in the Hamptons. The girls planned to have fun but everything falls apart when Harry tells Whitney that Freddie is not serious because he has a girlfriend.

13:00 TAKE 40 LIVE LOUNGE WS TB

LMFAO LMFAO, the pop breakthrough act of the year and global chart-toppers bring their party rock to the Take 40 Live Lounge.

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Just Shoe It Al wins the opportunity to be in a commercial for 'Zeus' a new brand of athletic shoes featuring his favourite sports superstars. Starring: Sugar Ray Leonard, Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Rites Of Passage

Al takes Bud on his first trip to a "girlie" bar.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Gone With The Wind Mike continues to fumble through his relationship with a supermodel; James mourns the loss of a bovine friend. Stars Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick and special guest Heidi Klum.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Deer Hunter Mike, Carter and Nikki are forced to choose between a hefty donation to the Mayor's campaign fund and the life of a forest creature. Stars Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick and special guest Barry Corbin.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:30 THE BACHELOR PG

Women Tell All

It's an explosive reunion viewers won't want to miss, as the most memorable bachelorettes from this season return to confront each other and Jason one last time on national television, to dish the dirt and tell their side of the story.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

17:30 SURVIVOR: SOUTH PACIFIC Captioned Repeat WS PG

Storyline to follow.

18:30 TEEN MUM PG

Happy Birthday In the Season 1 finale, Catelynn and Tyler work on letting go of their daughter Carly; Maci and Ryan celebrate Bentley's first birthday; and Amber plans a birthday party for Leah.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Pilot

What do you get when a skirt chasing bachelor, his brother, and his 10 year old nephew end up living under the one roof? A comedy that will bring the house down! Charlie Sheen stars as a jingle writer whose bachelor lifestyle is abruptly altered when his brother Alan and nephew Jake move into his Malibu beach house.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Big Flappy Bastards Disobeying Charlie's orders, Jake continues to feed the seagulls with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Maternal Congruence

A visit from Leonard's mother delights Sheldon and horrifies Leonard.

Starring: Christine Baransk, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Psychic Vortex While Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer, Leonard is upset to discover that Penny believes in psychics. Starring: Melissa Rauch, Danica McKellar, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 TEEN WOLF 1985 Repeat WS PG

Teen Wolf

Adolescence means changes, and for nerdy basketballer Scott Howard, that includes transforming into a werewolf. What would seem like a setback proves to be a great asset as Scott finds himself unstoppable on the court and a hit with the ladies.

Starring: Michael J Fox, James Hampton, Susan Ursitti

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

23:30 GOSSIP GIRL WS M

The Townie Blair and Dan join forces to track down Juliet, who is missing in action. Meanwhile, Chuck begins to suspect Lily isn't telling him the full truth.

Starring: Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Chace Crawford, Taylor Momsen, Ed Westwick, Kristen Bell

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Drug Use

00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA

Expanding Horizons

The ladies expand their horizons by attending a pheasant hunt and preparing a complex meal.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Son Of A Chechevekitch - Part 1 When Sheriff Chechekevitch is murdered, the deputies swear to avenge the death. Except they don't know who killed him.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

The Burning House In a satire of Project Greenlight, Finch makes a ten minute semi-autobiographical movie for his film class. Stars Laura San Giacomo, David Spade and David Hasselhoff.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners. 05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Mystery Of Skull Island In an attempt to impress a girl, Bud takes a beating from a gang, almost drowns after river rafting and skydives into a tugboat.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Bedrock Hillbillies

Fred inherits a shack from his hillbilly relatives--along with their one-hundred-year-old feud. Mon Dec 19, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

No Boys Allowed! The Princess Day Party! - No Way! Maetchi Gets a Toothache!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Pavlov's Mice/Chicken Boo-Ryshnikov/Nothing But The Tooth

First, Pinky and The Brain attempt to steal the crown jewels of Russia.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Mr. Doctor/That's Edutainment

Elmyra takes Pinky and The Brain and several other pets to the veterinarian's office.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

There Go the Brides

The Power Rangers must stop Dayu from capturing brides on the day of their weddings.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Mayhem Of The Music Meister! Batman and Black Canary are pitted against Music Meister, who is able to exert powerful mind control though song.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

The Smurfs That Time Forgot Parts / Lost in the Ages A prehistoric baby dinosaur is brought through time to the present and the Smurfs try to return him with the help of a magic key.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Flintstone & the Lion

Fred befriends what he thinks is a kitten, but which soon grows into a troublesome lion.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Abdullah Jeannie is babysitting her nephew Abdullah and Tony is the only one who can stop the infant from crying. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Arrest Jesse Duke When an all-girl gang of car-strippers rampage Hazzard County, Uncle Jesse and the entire Duke family become the prime suspects.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG

Spring Wipeout: The Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony Ever

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

There's No Witch Like An Old Witch To cheer up Aunt Clara over her dwindling powers, Samantha gets her to try her hand at babysitting. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

There's Something About Heidi Mike goes on a date with supermodel Heidi Klum, and ends up in a compromising position on the front pages of the papers. Stars Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick and guest star Heidi Klum.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Dinner Party

En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Experiment

Determined to prove that good-looking people have an unfair advantage in the job market, Maya concocts an experiment where one unattractive girl who is perfect for the job will compete for a job with a brainless model. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

There Go the Brides

The Power Rangers must stop Dayu from capturing brides on the day of their weddings.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 THE LITTLE VAMPIRE 2001 Captioned WS PG

The Little Vampire

Dreaming every night about a secret enclave of vampires, Tony is hardly a typical 9-year-old boy. His family just moved from California to Scotland, and Tony is having a hard time adjusting to his new friends, his new school and new life. That is until he meets Rudolph, a little vampire who takes Tony on great adventures, introducing him to the vampires he dreams about at night. Stars Jonathan Lipicki, Richard E. Grant, Alice Krige and Rollo Weeks.

Starring: Jonathan Lipnicki, Rollo Weeks, Richard E Grant, Alice Krige

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Supernatural Themes

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Dinner Party

18:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

At Full Tilt

19:30 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WS TB

Towels, traiters and trials - see the action as Crissy and Willie delve into the Mystery Box and more.

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Bozeman Reaction When their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system, and Sheldon struggles to cope.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:00 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

The Gig and the Girlfriend Simon takes Tara to a gig at a pub, where, to impress her, he has told her that he can get any drugs - courtesy of Jay. Jay, who has never bought drugs before has troubles fulfilling his promise.

Starring: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

21:30 SPACEBALLS 1987 Repeat WS PG

Spaceballs

Comic genius Mel Brooks strikes back in this spoof of the Star Wars trilogy. When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue.

Starring: Mel Brooks, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman, Daphne Zuniga, John Candy, John Hurt

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Good Times With Weapons The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Up The Down Steroid Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA

Anger Management The ladies must learn to control their emotions in front of the board of trustees when their sordid pasts are revealed to everyone.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

The Investigation Continues - Part 2 The deputies continue investigating the murder of Sheriff Chechekevitch at his funeral and at his suspicious young wife's house.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Experiment

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Flintstone & the Lion

Fred befriends what he thinks is a kitten, but which soon grows into a troublesome lion. Tue Dec 20, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Gypsytchi's Fortune Telling - Kikitchi! Ninja Training

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Meatballs Or Consequences/A Moving Experience In a parody of the films of Swedish director Ingmar Bergman, the Warners compete against the grim reaper in a life-or-death game of checkers.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

The Raven/ Squeeze Play

In this story told in poetic stanzas, Pinky and The Brain attempt to survive a typical day with Elmyra.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Ive Got a Spell on Blue

A brainwashed Kevin attacks his fellow Rangers.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Cave Smurfs / The Smurfs That Time Forgot

Brainy and Greedy encounter a prehistoric bird.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Cave Scout Jamboree

The Flintstones and Rubbles go camping, but their seclusion is ruined by Boy Scouts.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Strongest Man in the World

Due to Jeannie's meddling, Tony ends up in a boxing match. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Treasure Of Hazzard The Duke family helps a young assistant college professor find a buried army payroll, but Boss two unscrupulous strangers and an alligator make the task difficult.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE Repeat WS TB

Towels, traiters and trials - see the action as Crissy and Willie delve into the Mystery Box and more.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Open The Door Witchcraft Trouble brews between Samantha and Darrin over an automatic garage door opener. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Gone With The Wind Mike continues to fumble through his relationship with a supermodel; James mourns the loss of a bovine friend. Stars Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick and special guest Heidi Klum.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Marine Biologist

Romance starts to blossom between George and his former college classmate Diane, after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Rites Of Passage

Al takes Bud on his first trip to a "girlie" bar.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Assistant While Maya finds it hard to fire an incompetent new assistant, Elliott and Finch conspire to embarrass Nina during a radio debate. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Enrico Colantoni.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Ive Got a Spell on Blue

A brainwashed Kevin attacks his fellow Rangers.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND 16:00 BULLWINKLE 2000 Repeat PG

Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle Rocky and Bullwinkle must come to the real world to stop Feraless Leader and his sidekicks from taking over the world.

Starring: Rene Russo, Jason Alexander, Robert De Niro, John Goodman

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Marine Biologist

18:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

Is Thar A Potato in Your Sack, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

19:30 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WS TB

20:30 RUSH HOUR 3 2007 Captioned Repeat WS M

Rush Hour 3

Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker team up again and this time head to Paris to protect a French woman who has information about an assassination plot. Along the way, Chan holds secret meetings with the United Nations and discovers a personal connection with a member of the underworld.

Starring: Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

22:30 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

Caravan Club

The boys call Jays bluff and agree to go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is like Jay says it is. Jays dad is on hand to give advice on all matters, whether they want it or, and when they do finally get to the disco.

Starring: Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References, Adult Themes 23:00 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

Xmas Party

Its the end of term and Will has been voted the chairman of the Christmas prom committee. Okay, he was the only person who wanted the job, but hes still taking it seriously, and has roped Simon Jay and Neil in to help set it up.

Starring: Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References, Adult Themes

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

AWESOM-O

Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. Tricks him in to believing it and cant give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears kissing a Justin Timberlake picture!

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

The Jeffersons Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. Meanwhile, local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:30 V Repeat WS M

Red Rain

In the aftermath of the events of "Red Sky", Erica goes looking for a scientist who can tell her what the red sky is and learns the horrifying truth about the V's true intentions, On the mothership, Ryan is kept in isolation so Anna can experiment on his new born hybrid baby. After being used by Anna, Chad decides to join the fifth column.

Starring: Jane Badler, Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

The Department Gets a Corporate Sponsor

The Reno Sheriff's Department gets a corporate sponsor: Hotty's Restaurants.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Rites Of Passage

Al takes Bud on his first trip to a "girlie" bar.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Cave Scout Jamboree

The Flintstones and Rubbles go camping, but their seclusion is ruined by Boy Scouts. Wed Dec 21, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

The Great Chocolate Scramble - Terrifying! Mametchi the Vampire

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

4 Score & 7 Migrains Ago/Wakko's America/Davy's Omelette

President Abraham Lincoln attempts to write his Gettysburg Address with the "assistance" of the Warner siblings.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Party Night / The Mask of Braino

After learning that Rudy won't attend Vanity's big party, Elmyra begins sobbing uncontrollably.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Forest For the Trees

Mike learns the true meaning of the Green Ranger's Symbol Power when Ji takes away his Samuraizer.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

The Rise Of The Blue Beetle! Batman and Blue Beetle go on a mission to destroy an asteroid heading for Earth, only to go up against the deadly Kanjar Ro.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Hogapatra's Beauty Sleep / Mummy Dearest An ancient Egyptian empress suffers from insomnia and it's up to Lazy to teach her how to do what he does best -- sleep!

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Room for Two

Fred and Barney's friendship is tested when they build an addition to the Flintstone house.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Have You Heard The One About The Used Car Salesman

Instead of taking Tony's car to a repair shop, it ends up on a used car lot. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Officer Daisy Duke When Boss Hogg fires Daisy from her job at the Boar's Nest, she becomes the first female deputy in Hazzard County and wins a commendation from the FBI for her daring capture of two armed and dangerous criminals.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE Repeat WS TB

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Abner Kadabra When Gladys sees Samantha using witchcraft, she convinces Gladys that she is the one with the powers. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Pie Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Egg & I Marcy's ex-husband, Steve Rhoades, now an "eco-warrior" and on the run after stealing the egg of an endangered bird, returns to Chicago to reclaim his wife.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Old Boyfriends

Maya and Jack square off over the advanced age of her new boyfriend; Nina's flirtatious behaviour has unintended consequences for a handsome window washer. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Forest For the Trees

Mike learns the true meaning of the Green Ranger's Symbol Power when Ji takes away his Samuraizer.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 GRUMPY OLD MEN 1993 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Grumpy Old Men

John Gustafson and Max Goldman are next door neighbours in a picture-perfect town, but their relationship of 56 years is far from perfect. John's and Max's greatest pleasure consists of thinking up new ways to embarrass, ridicule or ambush each other in their everyday campaign of revenge and retribution. With John and Max, wifeless and retired, hating each other has become their greatest pleasure in life...that is until radiant, free-spirited and enchantingly eccentric college professor Ariel Truax moves across the street and innocently escalates their mutual loathing to new heights.

Starring: Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann Margret

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

18:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

You're All Acting Like Babies

19:30 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WS TB

20:30 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS PG

First Christmas

Mike and Molly spend their first Christmas together, and Mike has no idea about what to give her.

Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Einstein Approximation Suffering from a case of "physicist's block," Sheldon's search for the answer to a physics problem leads him to work at the Cheesecake Factory with Penny.

Starring: Melissa Rauch, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:30 POLICE ACADEMY 1984 Captioned Repeat WS M

Police Academy When the Mayor decrees that the doors of the Police Academy be open to any and all, the applicants swarm forth in a colourful assortment of shapes, sizes and eccentricities. Starring: Hugh Wilson, Steve Guttenberg, G.W. Bailey, George Gaynes, Michael Winslow, Kim Cattrall, Bubba Smith, Andrew A. Rubin, David Graf, Bruce Mahler, Leslie Easterbrook, Georgina Spelvin

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Frequent Coarse Language

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA

The Death of Eric Cartman

After Cartman performs a truly despicable act, the boys decide that everyone should ignore Cartman to teach him a lesson. Cartman soon comes to the conclusion that he's dead, and the only person that seems to be able to see him is Butters.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS M

Ginger Kids

After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a Ginger.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:30 V Captioned Repeat WS M

Serpent's Tooth Diana faces off with Anna on the mother ship; Erica has Tyler's blood tested, and learns that something sinister happened while she was pregnant with him. Starring: Jane Badler, Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Christian Singles Mixer

Kimball takes Johnson to her Christian Karaoke singles' mixer.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Old Boyfriends

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Egg & I Marcy's ex-husband, Steve Rhoades, now an "eco-warrior" and on the run after stealing the egg of an endangered bird, returns to Chicago to reclaim his wife.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Room for Two

Fred and Barney's friendship is tested when they build an addition to the Flintstone house. Thu Dec 22, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Gotchiman! Forever! Tres Bien! A Delicious Fruit Shake!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Hearts Of Twilight/The Bolds Genius filmmaker Mr. Director goes over budget on his new film and the studio sends in the Warners to halt the project in their own inimitable fashion.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Fun, Time and Space / Hooray For Meat

Pinky and The Brain create a black hole inside a jar and plan to sell the creation.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Test of the Leader (Part 1)

Jayden's attempt at sealing away Master Xandred is thwarted by Deker, a mysterious new villain.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Terror On Dinosaur Island! When Gorilla Grodd creates a machine that will turn humans into primates, it's up to Batman and Plastic man to save the day.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Mummy Dearest / Shamrock Smurfs When Gargamel's Egyptian incarnation puts the Smurfs to work on building a monument for his cat pharoah Azra, they wake a mummy!

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ladies Night at the Lodge Betty and Wilma's curiosity gets the better of them and they decide to dress as men in order to see what goes on at Fred and Barney's lodge.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Djinn-Djinn, Go Home While picking up items for her charity auction at Major Nelson's house, Amanda Bellows finds a friendly little stray dog and decides to adopt it. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Find Loretta Lynn Country music superstar Loretta Lynn is kidnapped in Hazzard County by a band of small-time musicians, and the Dukes are prime suspects.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE Repeat WS TB

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

George The Warlock When Endora tries to get the warlock George to tempt Samantha, he falls for their next door neighbour. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

It Happened One Night

The Mayor brings an abandoned baby to City Hall and Mike wants to adopt it. Mike's old girlfriends voice their opinions about him while Nikki prepares to tell Mike about her crush on him. Guest stars Paula Abdul, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Daphne Zuniga and Tracy Pollen.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Stand-In

When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a "little person." But his advice on how to look taller doesn't sit well with the midget's other friends. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

My Dinner With Anthrax Bud, Kelly and the band "Anthrax" have nothing to eat but Peg's "Mystery Pack" when they are trapped indoors by a snowstorm.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

LA Cage Finch ignores all warnings and gets involved with Elliott's old girlfriend. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Test of the Leader (Part 1)

Jayden's attempt at sealing away Master Xandred is thwarted by Deker, a mysterious new villain.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 GRUMPIER OLD MEN 1995 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Grumpier Old Men

It's summertime in Wabasha, Minnesota, and all is well - until vivacious Maria Ragetti arrives with plans to convert the cherished local bait store into a romantic Italian restaurant. For long-time residents John and Max, this means war.

Starring: Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Sophia Loren, Daryl Hannah, Kevin Pollack

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Stand-In

18:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

Lets Make It A Wipeout

19:30 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WS TB

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Walnuts And Demerol Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Large Hadron Collision It's Valentine's Day, and Leonard can only bring one guest on a trip to see CERN's Large Hadron Collider (the world's largest and highest energy particle accelerator) in Switzerland. Will it be Sheldon or Penny?

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:30 CADDYSHACK 1980 Repeat WS M

Caddyshack

A caddy, who works at a staid country club, sets out to win the club's scholarship in a big golfing tournament, and so begins a riotous round of fairway foolishness. The judge plays to win but his niece has her mind set on scoring her own way.

Starring: Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Michael O'Keefe, Bill Murray

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA

Two Days After The Day After Tomorrow After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Casa Bonita When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.

00:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG

Lets Make It A Wipeout

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Hodgepodge When a crime occurs, you can trust the Reno Sheriff's Department to do their best to show up in a reasonably timely manner. Give or take a few hours. Usually.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

LA Cage Finch ignores all warnings and gets involved with Elliott's old girlfriend. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

My Dinner With Anthrax Bud, Kelly and the band "Anthrax" have nothing to eat but Peg's "Mystery Pack" when they are trapped indoors by a snowstorm.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ladies Night at the Lodge Betty and Wilma's curiosity gets the better of them and they decide to dress as men in order to see what goes on at Fred and Barney's lodge. Fri Dec 23, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Surprise! Tama-April-Fool's Day - A Love Panic Situation

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Guarding In The Garden/Plane Pals In the Garden of Eden, Slappy Squirrel is "Guardin' the Garden" when she protects the tree of knowledge from the slimy Snake.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Teleport A Friend

A teleportation device goes awry, fusing The Brain and Elmyra into a two-headed being.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Jaydens Challenge

In order to protect the other Rangers, Jayden decides to take on a powerful Nighlok all by himself.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Evil Under The Sea! Batman investigates seismic activity and pays a visit to Aquaman, who is unaware that his brother Orm is conspiring with Black Manta to conquer Atlantis.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Karate Klumsy / Papa's Big Snooze

Clumsy has to use some karate-chopping action to defeat an evil ninja rat.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Reel Trouble

Fred antagonizes his friends with home movies of Pebbles, but in the process, he helps jail some thieves.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Indispensable Jeannie When Jeannie is sent away during a compatibility test for Tony and Roger, Jeannie puts the house on automatic granting their every wish. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Jude Emery The Dukes help a Texas Ranger named Jude Emery capture a wanted criminal, and Daisy falls in love with the lawman.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE Repeat WS TB

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

That Was My Wife When Samantha and Darrin spent the night at a hotel and Samantha shows up in a dark wig, Larry thinks that Darrin is having an affair. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Three Men And A Little Lady

After the Mayor is photographed throwing a baseball "like a girl," Mike tries to give him a more macho image. But when the Mayor, Mike and Paul are mugged by a teenage girl, Mike's got more damage control than he can handle. Stars Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick and Richard Kind.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Wife

Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Psychic Avengers Newly-psychic Al Bundy discovers yet another get-rich-quick money scam and abuses it to its fullest, with surprising results.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

King Lear Jet A request to get her father to stop his favouritism backfires and costs Maya a trip to London. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Enrico Colantoni.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Jaydens Challenge

In order to protect the other Rangers, Jayden decides to take on a powerful Nighlok all by himself.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 KING RALPH 1991 Repeat PG

King Ralph Through a fluke in royal lineage, a Las Vegas entertainer becomes King of England after the entire royal family is accidentally electrocuted.

Starring: John Goodman, Peter O'Toole, John Hurt, Joely Richardson

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

18:00 OVERBOARD 1987 PG

OVERBOARD A small-town carpenter convinces a shipwrecked heiress with amnesia that she's his wife.

Starring: Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, Katherine Helmond, Roddy McDowell

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Adult Themes, Sexual References

20:30 DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS 1988 Repeat WS PG

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels A small-time con man butts heads with a successful European swindler working the Riviera. Hoping to get rid of one another, they make a loser-leaves bet to scam the fortunes of a wealthy heiress.

Starring: Steve Martin, Michael Caine, Glenne Headly

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

22:50 NAVY SEALS 1990 WS M

Navy Seals

While rescuing a naval helicopter crew, being held captive in a Middle Eastern seaport, an elite United States military commando team discovers a secret cache of American-made nuclear missiles, yet inadvertently releases the terrorist leader who plans to unleash them on an unsuspecting world.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Bill Paxton, Joanne Whalley

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Frequent Violence

01:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Fastest Criminal in Reno

The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 01:30 RUBICON Repeat WS M

No Honesty In Men Feeling unsafe in his apartment, Will reaches out to his neighbour, Andy. Katherine learns more information about the photograph she received.

Starring: James Badge Dale, Dallas Roberts, Miranda Richardson

02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Son Of A Chechevekitch - Part 1 When Sheriff Chechekevitch is murdered, the deputies swear to avenge the death. Except they don't know who killed him.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

The Investigation Continues - Part 2 The deputies continue investigating the murder of Sheriff Chechekevitch at his funeral and at his suspicious young wife's house.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

The Department Gets a Corporate Sponsor

The Reno Sheriff's Department gets a corporate sponsor: Hotty's Restaurants.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Christian Singles Mixer

Kimball takes Johnson to her Christian Karaoke singles' mixer.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Hodgepodge When a crime occurs, you can trust the Reno Sheriff's Department to do their best to show up in a reasonably timely manner. Give or take a few hours. Usually.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Bewitched and Burdined Using a new hypnosis tool she bought over the internet, Burdine hypnotizes Sasha and Jade, directing them to sabotage the Bratz on the night theyre set to receive the Teen Choice Award.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

What? Swapping Personalities! - Say Cheese! A Great Photo Shoot!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Dec 24, 2011

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Grans Xmas (Act 1) The Bratz Babyz are crushed when they learn their parents are snowed-in at the airport and wont arrive home in time for Christmas Eve.

06:30 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Winter Road Trip (Act 2) The Babyz want to make sure the orphans in town receive a special present of a kiddie car from Santa. And they have learned Santa needs help this years.

07:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

North Pole (Act 3) The Babyz are locked in a reindeer barn by some crooks who are stealing a kiddie car present with a million dollar donation meant for orphans.

07:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Christmas Flintstone

Fred takes a seasonal job at a department store and is offered the role of Santa Claus--by the real Santa!

08:00 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Twas The Day Before Xmas/Jungle Boo/The Great Wakkorotti The Warners sing the "Slippin' On The Ice Song." "Twas the Day Before Christmas" features Slappy Squirrel reading a classic Christmas poem. Chicken Boo dresses up as Santa Claus in "Jingle Boo."

08:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

A Christmas Plotz/The Little Drummer Warners

On Christmas Eve, the Warner Bros. chief, Thaddeus Plotz, is subjected to a Dickensian nightmare provided by the Warners in "A Christmas Plotz." Later, the three Warners star in "Little Drummer Warners," a musical version of the nativity.

09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Camp Kringle After a meteor destroys Santas workshop, the bean scouts let him rest at Camp Kidney, but soon, he enjoys it so much he does not want to leave!

09:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Pinky And The Brain Christmas The Brain designs a mesmerizing doll, Noodle Noggin, which resembles him. His plan is to make one for every house so he can make people do his every command through mind control.

10:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

How I Spent My Weekend / Yule Be Sorry Elmyra tells the story of how she flew to France on a giant robot named Roberto, who then transforms all the cheese into annoying American tourists.

10:30 BUGS BUNNY'S LOONEY CHRISTMAS Repeat WS G TALES

Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Tales

Bugs Bunny and the gang present their version of the Dickens' classic, A Christmas Carol.

11:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Invasion Of The Secret Santas!

After Batman battles the Sportsmaster with Blue Beetle, he teams up with the Red Tornado to battle Fun House.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:30 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Merry Christmas

While driving through the desert, the Tennysons find Santa's village.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence 12:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

An Old Fashioned Christmas

Sam Drucker is selling artificial Christmas trees that squirt "genuine spruce spray" from the top and ooze fake sap from the trunk. Oliver is horrified; he wants an old fashioned Christmas with a real tree, but first he must get a permit from Mr. Kimball to chop one down.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

12:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

A Vision Of Sugar Plums When an orphan visits the Stevens' for Christmas who doesn't believe in Santa Claus, Samantha takes him to the North Pole to visit the real Santa Claus. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

13:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Humbug Is Not To Be Spoken Here Samantha takes a miserly client of Darrin's to the North Pole on Christmas Eve to meet Santa Claus. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

13:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

Christmas Episode

Fran and the kids prepare to celebrate Christmas alone when Maxwell and C.C have to go on a business trip.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

14:00 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Hanukkah Story Fran's excited about celebrating her first Hanukkah with Maxwell, only he has to drive to Boston on business and takes CC and Gracie with him.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

14:30 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Jesus, It's Christmas Maya's efforts to do something nice for a janitor backfires. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

How The Finch Stole Christmas

Finch seeks revenge for a measly Christmas gift. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

It's a Bundyful Life (Part 1) Despite his rare good intentions, Al fails to make it to the bank in time to withdraw his Christmas Club money, so it looks like the Bundy family is destined to go present less yet again this year.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

16:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

It's a Bundyful Life (Part 2) After failing to get his family Christmas presents in time for the holiday, Al's guardian angel shows him what life would have been like for Peggy and the children had he never been born.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

16:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Red Dot

Jerry accidentally causes Elaine's breakup with her boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic, when he resumes drinking. George shows his gratitude to Elaine for finding him a job by buying her a discounted cashmere sweater, hoping she won't notice the slight blemish in the fabric. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

17:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Pick

Elaine is mortified when she accidentally reveals a bit too much décolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent to everyone she knows. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 17:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

Winter Wipeout: Deck the Balls A holiday-themed edition features contestants battling the Nutcracker Sweet, Santa's Workshop and the Jingle Balls. New cohost Vanessa Lachey is introduced.

18:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Middle East Special

The guys embark on a seasonal road trip as they attempt to recreate a famous journey across the Middle East to Bethlehem - in open top sports cars. Along the way they test the limits of mechanical and physical endurance as well as asking the vital question, what exactly is myrrh and where do you buy it?

19:30 FUNNY FARM 1988 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Funny Farm

When Andy and Elizabeth buy a farm, they can't imagine the trouble that awaits them. From the moment the movers' truck gets lost with their furniture, there's little peace and less quiet. From a manical mailman to a dead body buried in the garden, can the farmers survive the townsfolk and each other?

Starring: Chevy Chase, Madolyn Smith Osborne, Joseph Maher, Jack Gilpin, Brad Sullivan, Dixon MacIntyre

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

21:30 STRIPES 1981 Repeat WS M

Stripes

Bill Murray stars as John Winger, a man who loses his job, his car, his apartment and his girlfriend all in one day. He decides he has only one option - volunteer for the army. So John and his friend Russ enlist straight away - where else could they help save the world for democracy and meet girls!!

Starring: Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates, P J Soles, Sean Young

Cons.Advice: Nudity, Some Coarse Language

23:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Red Sleigh Down When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:10 MAD Repeat WS M

Da Grinchy Code/Duck Christmas will be ruined in Whoville unless Tom Hanks can solve Da Grinchy Code! Then, the nation's secret inelegance database is downloaded into the brain of an ordinary duck.

00:20 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Red Dot

00:40 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Pick

01:10 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Jesus, It's Christmas Maya's efforts to do something nice for a janitor backfires. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

01:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

02:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse 02:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Middle East Special

03:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Great Santa Claus Chase On Christmas Eve, Bo and Luke are hijacked when delivering a truckload of Christmas Trees to Hazzard and the rap falls right back on them.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

04:30 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Grans Xmas (Act 1) The Bratz Babyz are crushed when they learn their parents are snowed-in at the airport and wont arrive home in time for Christmas Eve.

05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Winter Road Trip (Act 2) The Babyz want to make sure the orphans in town receive a special present of a kiddie car from Santa. And they have learned Santa needs help this years.

05:30 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

North Pole (Act 3) The Babyz are locked in a reindeer barn by some crooks who are stealing a kiddie car present with a million dollar donation meant for orphans.