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L&..----- T---- r-^I----m --.;,i WORLD Paying tribute to those who paid the ultimate price NEWS By Stephanie Pendergrass Commemoration consists of Dr. Chinese president Jiang Zemin is News Editor Whitton, Dr. Lemmons, Dr. calling for the United States to Cadawallader, Ms. Cain, Ms. Suco accept full responsibility for the col- JSU will soon be commemorating and Stephen Brackett acts as SGA lision of a Chinese fighter and a an appalling event thac took place representative. U.S. spy planc and to halt all sur- during World War 11. The The Holocaiist Commemoration veillance flights ncar China's coast. Jacksonville State University will feature many participants. The Duke became the fourth team in Holocaust Commemoration will keynote speaker for thc program college basketbail history to win a take place on April 12 at 7:30 p.m. will be Mr. Henry Stern of Opelika. fourth national title with Monday's on the 11th floor of Houston Cole According to the Oyeliku-Auhunz mm?+82-72 win over Arizona. The victo- Library. Nept..~.Mr. Stern. born Heinz Stern. ry came in Minneapolis, the sitc ol' The Holocaust Connmerr~oration escaped Germany in 1937 at the age the Blue Devils' last title game win began as a Weslcyian Foundation of 5. He, along with his parents, sis- in 1992. project in 1982. Dr. Steven J. ter, grandmother and an unclc left Algerian national Abdelrnajid Whitton of the English department Hamhurg, Germany and sailed to Dahoumane - a top suspect in a began working with the program at Ellis Island, N.Y..on the "last boat millenniu~nbomb plot in the United this time and has continued to be an to carry Jews from Germany to States - will face trial in his hume- active participant in the cvent. other countries beforc the Sccond ,ire fence. courtesy of the United Holocaust land, authorities in the North Whitton is the only Jcwish faculty World War." real estate and finally filled the Srom [he English department. "The African nation said. ~nembcrparticipating in the corn- Stern "graduated f?om Auburn position of exec~iti\'edirector of the English departnient has a Holocaust Formcr Yl.lgoc!ns. President r~iemorationand has wen !he pro- Uni\crsiry and hciped for:ni! the Opelika Chamher of Commerce. Education Progra~n entitled. Slobodan j\~lilose\.ic ha!: admitted ject grow in attcndancc from 25 to Hollingsworth. Norrnan and Stern which he retired horn in 1987. 'Imagining the Holocaust' and win- financing coiiS!icts in neighboring as inany as 250 people. department store in downtown -. Other fcal~rresf~r the Holocaust Continued on page 3 Holoca~~stMemoriai Bosnia and Croatia. I he committce for the Holocaust Opelika." .Mr. Stern later went into A former officer who is a key fig- Com~nernoration include rcadings urc in thc city's pcilii-e corr1.1piloi-r 1 9

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a Calling President Buih a "c!cstruc- The seventh annual Student Symposium will be charge of p~it!ing the event logether. while tive man," singing legend Barbra held on April 9. on the I Ith floor of the Houston Cadawallader "oversees the design of the pro- Streisand Monday off a blistering Coic Library. The program will begin at 8 a.m. gram cover," said DiBiase. three-page memo lo top Democrats and last until all the presentations havc been According to DiBiase. "The Student in Washington calling for a "strong, made. Symposium features the best sludent work done strategic, targeted offense against Admission to the Symposium is free and every- in the College of Arts and Sciences, from labora- one is welcomed. tory experiments to research papers on literary the Republican revolution." Planning for the Synlposium is year round. topics." Roger Clemens passed the Big Students are selected by their instructors to be a While this will be the seventh annual Train to start the New York Yankees part of the program. A student must have done a Symposium, DiBiase desires at least an equiva- on their ride to a possible fourth project between last May and this spring and pre- lent program to past years. "I hope that it will be straight World Series championship. sent their research to be apart of the event. at least as rich and various as it has been for the Clemens became the American Guidelines to participate in the Symposium can last two years. We have been getting about 40 League strikeout king Monday, get- be found on the College of Arts and Sciences presentations for the last two or three years." ting five to pass Walter Johnson as website. Some of these guidelines include: Students preparing presentations for the the Yankees won their season open- - The participants should be among a p~ofessor's Symposium are respected by the committee and er, 7-3 over the Kansas City Royals most accomplished students. their mentors. Participants in the program have - Presentations should be the result of research, worked hard to be apart of the Symposium and INSIDE defined in the broadest sense (including library their work will be recognized on a higher level and field work). than the classroom. "They are the best of the lot. Paying tribute to those who paid the price - Presentations are to be approximately 12-15 Their professors have judged them as such, and *RED HERRING* .. Allison Odom looks at grass shrimp embryos through a minUteS long. they can hold their own at any university," said One heck of a musical lineup telescope in preparation for the upcoming Science *EDITORIAL* , Symposium exhibition. Photos by Callie Williams. - Presentations may include, or consist of, poster DiBiase. With all these plane crashes, you'd think rock By Ste~haniePendergrass sessions. Past Symposiums have been marked by new 'stars were becoming pilots *WEEK IN SPORTS* News Editor Members of the Symposium Committee include and stimulating features. "Last year's event was Dr. Carmine DiBiase-Chair, Ms. Diana especially interesting because it included a new A fornter football star conles to JSU to Contfnued on page 3, Symposium exhibition educate and motivate Jacksonville State University students will soon Cadawallader, Ms. Jennifer Fernell, Dr. Karen be able to show off their hard work from this year. Henricks, and Ms. Janet Smart. DiBiase is in '0 Page 2 April 5,2001 THE CHANTICLEER

The Campus Crime Docket is never, and will never be, Clubs and Organizations JSU students edited unless an incident report involves a minor. 1. Delta Chi , compete in Model I Items in the Campus Crime The Brothers and Associate Members of Delta Chi would like to congratulate our newly elected Chapter Officers Docket are obtained from inci- and Committees: President-Mark Choquette, Vice President-Bout It, Secretary-Brandon Roberts, Alumnl dent and arrest reports at the Secretary-Zack Kilgore, Sergant At Arms-Kenny Edwards. We appreciate all the brothers who participated in Arab League JSU Police Department. Greek Week and the ones who donated blood. Great Job! Congratulations to Sig Ep and Phi Mu. Good luck to the JSU students have the right to view these public records. new SGA Officers and Senators. We know that you all will do a good job. Congratulations to the new sisters of If any information is incorrect, Alpha Xi. We hope everyone had a great and safe Spring Break. Good luck with Finals. please contact us at 782-5701 Zeta Tau Alpha or call the JSU Police Zeta Tau Alpha welcomes everyone back to Jacksonville! Good Luck to the IM teams in their softball games this Department at 782-5050. week! EC member of the week goes to Mandi McQueen and PC member of the week goes to Amy Yancy. Good Luck to the mens baseball team and the girls softball team in all their games this week. Have a wonderful rest of 3-20-01: Florjan Mucaj, 20, of the week and we hope everyone had a fun and safe spring break! 1 Alpha Xi Delta Fier, Albania, was arrested by I Alpha Xi Delta would like to welcome everyone back from Spring Break! Congratulations to all Greek Week JSUPD on charges of harassment I event winners! Congratulations Miranda Killingsworth on being selected into Order of Omega-you deserve 1t! We :$:::,;:" ~~~h~~$~~d~,a~;~~.ey are looking forward to an Alpha Xi Delta workshop in Auburn this weekend with the other Alabama chapters of White. Front row: Wendy Moncrief, Katie at UPD. Alpha Xi Delta! We are proud to welcome back all alumni to our annual alumni tea this weekend! We hope every- ~~$~;$~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3-21-01: UPD reported trespass one has a great week! Kovacs Delta Zeta warning occurring at Rowan Hall. Story courtesy of Delta Zeta welcomes back everyone from spring break! Congratulations to JSU's Panhellenic for awards Lori Owens 3-22-01: Loraine A. Durant, of received at SEPC this past weekend. Thank you to our wonderful chapter consultant Kelly for visiting us this Jacksonville, Ala., reported week. Thanks to Panhellenic for a great workshop. To the SEPC crew, this weekend was a very memorable one! The JSU Political Science Model We hope that all attending our Killarney Rose Formal have a great time! Awards of the week: Twisted Sister - Arab League Team recently com- harassment to JSUPD occurring Mary Beth Edwards, Support - Charlee Michel, Faculty - Mrs. Prirnm, Alumnae - Robin Smith, Senior of the peted in the Southeast Model Arab League Conference held in at Campus Inn Apartments. Week - Carrie McGowan, Sister of the Week - Tavia McMunn. Alpha Omicron Pi Spartanburg, South Carolina. A 3-22-01: Kelley Rebeca Whitman. The sisters of Alpha Omicron Pi would like to welcome everyone back from Spring Break. We hope that you group of ten students represented the country of Sudan at the Model. had a fun and safe time. Good Luck to our softball teams this week. We are looking forward to our formal on of Jacksonville, Ala., reported The annual competition is spon- Saturday. We would also like to congratulate Amanda Blalock and Elliot Clavino! Best Wishes! We love you! criminal mischief to JSUPD sored by the National Council for Kappa Sigma U.S.-Arab Relations, which is a occurring at Stone Center. The Brothers and Pledges of Kappa Sigma are looking forward to welcoming back their Alumni for the annual non-profit organization designed to BACK ON THE FARM event this Saturday, April 7th. It will start during the day and last until the Band Party 3-22-01: Sherry Taylor, of educate students about the Arab that night. It will definitely be something to remember. For information please call 782-7530 for details. world and improve communication Jacksonville, Ala., reported terror- with the Arab world. In preparing for the competition, ist threats to JSUPD occurring at students researched their country Bibb Graves. Announcements and committee topics and practiced parliamentary procedures. The 3-22-01: Courtney Antoine Jacksonville State University's Little River Canyon Field School will host the following events; all require Model Arab League delegates span- Gooden, 19, of Talladega, Ala., pre-registration by calling 256-782-5697. April 7, Seniors' Hike for Health, 9am-3pm, DeSoto State Park Nature sored a fundraiser and received pri- Center, $10/person. April 14, Birdwatching in Dugger Wilderness, 6am-loam, $5/person. April 21, Birding at vate donations from friends to help was arrested by JSUPD on Cheaha's Handicap Trail, 6am-loam, $5/person. April 28, Introduction to White Water Canoeing, 8am-4pm, meet cover the team's expenses. charges of possession of marijua- at JSU, $35/person plus canoe for 2, $35. May 5, Birding in the Talladega National Forest, 6am-loam, $5/person. For more information regarding May 5, Ultimate Canyon Hike 3, 9am-4pm, meet at Little River Falls parking lot, $20/person. May 5, Wildflower the Political Science Model Arab na and resisting arrest occurring League Team contact Lori Owens at Saturday, 8:30am-3:30pm, DeSoto State Park Nature Center, no charge. May 12, Birding at Ft. McClellan's Lake 782-5106 or check out the website at Dixon Hall. Riley, 6am- loam, $20/person. at www.jsu.edu/orgs/malpol.

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Also "members from the Temple Beth El in Anniston By Stephen Sharkey By Danni Lusk TMS Campus Staff Writer will be asking the Kaddish, the commemorative prayer for anyone It's all over but the cleaning. Tax returns are one of the last who has died." There's $10,000 on the line for one things on a typical college student's Anyone interested is welcomed to of three lucky finalists who can boast mind this time of year. the program and admission is free. living in the messiest college apart- With finals and summer vacations When asked who the program will ment in the U.S. coming up, most students get a late Friday was the last day votes were start on filing their federal and state try to reach, Whitton said, tallied for Apartments.com "Messiest tax returns. But there is some nuper- "Anyone, but especially students College Apartment" contest, and the ical relief available, if you get an who grow up with no knowledge of competition is getting sticky. Each of early start. occurrences like this." Lemmons the three final contestants is eagerly The JSU Student Accounting believes "those who may not know coveting the grand prize of $10,000, Association will provide their annual as much about the Holocaust as as well as a free house cleaning free tax help for students until the which may cost Apartments.com end of tax season. they should, and anyone interested another ten grand. "We provided tax assistance for the in the subject" are definite targets "I like to call my apartment Matt's simpler tax returns for students that to reach. Dark Pit of Filth," said Indiana would come by with their informa- The Holocaust Commemoration University senior Matt Robinson, tion and felt like they needed to ask whose messy living space has now contains several important aspects. some questions or we'd even sit denied him the option of having "The opportunity to hear the testi- down with them and do the tax guests over. "I eat a lot of take-out, Josh Olander observes Malaysian prawns for his Symposium project. return," said Floyd Kirby, faculty mony of a survivor" is most impor- the remains of which rot in the col- sponsor of the SAA. tant to Lemmons. Whitton believes Continued from page 1, Symposium to those on campus, but perhaps to lection of paper bags that litter my exhibition The officers and members of the the program is significant because those outside of Jacksonville State floor," said Robinson in his feature: poster sessions, pictorial or SAA will give the assistance for fed- University. "I hope [the Apartments.com defense case for the "it is the hope that through knowl- eral and state tax returns until tax otherwise visual displays of Symposium] will catch the attention messiest apartment. edge and understanding, events like season is over. However, the SAA research results. I hope we'll see a of people outside the University Right now it is clean-up or clear-out this will not occur again. People good many of these this year as time for Robinson, who after seven will not file the students' returns. "If community this time. JSU really who attend can have that personal well," said DiBiase. messy months in his apartment is fac- [the students] wanted to file over the does have much to be proud of in contact and be able to actually ing eviction by his landlord, making phone or electronically they did it The Symposium is not only a great the wav of intellectual work." the $10,000 grand prize of particular somewhere else. We could direct question it." way for students to show their work importance to his future living situa- them to the place where they could tion. get that done," said Kirby. But Robinson isn't womed about Along with free tax assistance, stu- eviction. He says, "that just gives me dents can also find information the opportunity to move on and start through the IRS web site on educa- my mess all over again." tion deductions for federal returns. The Associated Press reported A new student loan deduction offers Robinson as saying, "I don't even the opportunity to write off up to care about the money, it's more about $2,000 in 2000 on a loan used to pay the fame I expect to get out of king college expenses of the taxpayer, the a slob." taxpayer's spouse or dependent. The Apartments.com would not release deduction can be claimed for the first the names of the other college slobs. 60 months in which interest pay- But their apartment descriptions ments are required on the loan. speak for themselves. The Hope Credit provides a tax "We know that our landfills are fill- credit for of up to $1,500 for quali- ing up fast, so we have done our part fied tuition and related expenses. to keep our trash inside," said two Unlike a deduction, which reduces University of Wisconsin at Steven's the amount of income subject to tax, Point sophomores, who are striving the Hope Credit directly reduces the to promote "biodiversity" in their toi- tax itself. let. They claim their porcelain god Some students may not qualify for has more microorganisms growing in the Hope Credit. A student who was it than most biology laboratories. awarded 2 years of academic credit A Harold Washington College for postsecondary work completed sophomore defends her mess by say- before 2000 cannot qualify for the ing "The best defense is a good credit, according to the IRS web site. offense," in refererice to the smell Also, the student must be enrolled for that permeates her apartment. at least half of what is considered * .l&&~~w;.P-ht,S,mm & 2-Mrmm22ath~mm Pictures on the Apartmenkcom full-time at their school. P~iuaebf h radB WTCC~S Web site show filth-ridden clutters of Student-activity fees and fees for boxes, clothes, books and garbage. course-related books, supplies and All of the finalists seem to have lost equipment are included in tuition and site of their floors, and each contes- related expenses that can be claimed * Ailirate. f ram mmpm tant has grown used to the idea of only if the fees must be paid to the .Vs,-y high spec3 Inkmt sleeping on a mattress without sheets institution as a condition of enroll- and covers. ment or attendance. FREE ~p&d-~attk Robinson doesn't mind living in Students may also claim a Hope Rwmmh m&him such mess, though. "I'mjust too lazy Credit for qualified tuition and relat- Gkbbmwith ping wf~,p8 mk- bbll. to care," he said. ed expenses paid with the proceeds ~.bemadTv The finalist apartments can be of a loan. 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Local Scene 4/5/01 Members Only (Farewell Show)-Brothers 4/6/01 Drivin' 'N' Cryin' & Vellocet- - Brothers 4/7/01 Soulhat-Brothers 4/11/01 Wlll Hoge (early show)- Brothers hit tint Jacksonville hard this week with powerhouse line-up Brothers w By Adam Smith unforgettable opening guitar lines Editor of "Honeysuckle Blue" and the all- out crunch of their biggest songs Jacksonville will get at least four "Fly Me Courageous" and "Build A nights of great music starting Fire," both of which received 17/01 Ratdog & Parabellum--Five tonight at Brothers and running into national airplay on the radio waves, next week. as well as MTV. The band has also Local favorites Members Only had the privilege for opening for will be playing their final show at such modern rock legends as Brothers tonight. The extremely R.E.M. and even one of the greatest popular band will be disbanding rock bands of all time, The Who. because two'members will be mov- In edition to his stint as DNC's ing away from town. Known for front man, lead singer Kevn Kinney their fascinatingly tasteful and has also released three solo well-received 80s cover songs, they albums,and has often appeared on have been a long-standing featured the Brothers stage as a soloist. /5/01 Bare Jr. & Robert Bradley's attraction at Brothers. lackwater Surpnse--Cotton Club Beau Nolen, manager and opera- /6/01 Trav~sTntt--Fox Theatre tor of Brothers, recently called their break-up "detrimental" in terms of what it means for the music scene "They're a great live band. If i~ Jacksonville. "It's really going to you don't get out to see Drivin be a sad day for Jacksonville N Cryin you're making a because they're really good at what they do. They consistently for years huge mistake. " have blown the doors off this place. uble Trouble--Tabernacle People get excited and fired up --Beau Nolen about seeing that band." Manager and operator On Friday night, Brothers will of Brothers rock even harder when venerable Atlanta-based road dogs Drivin N Cryin blow Into town. DNC are no strangers to Brothers either, having played there numerous times since the band's formation in 1985. DNC's latest two offerings DNC's opening band for the night, include a collection of live record- Vellocet, is DNC bass player Tim ings released in 1999 and a CD 'CD Releases Nielson's new project. This is their entitled "The Ultimate Collection" album, "Scarred On Saturday, Austin-based But Smarter," in 1986 and quickly Soulhat will come to Brothers to nne Sofie von Otter Meets Elvis became college radio darlings with rock again. Soulhat is also no Costello-For the Stars the likes of fellow Georgians stranger to Brothers, having played R.E.M. The band still releases near- several times over the last year. Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds-No ly an album a year. Among their Their latest release, "Experiment More Shall We Part on a Flat Plane," has been getting most notable are "Mystery Road" Monster Magnet-God Says No and "Fly Me Courageous." Mystery rave reviews nationwide. Quite the Road spawned one of the all-time accomplishment for a band that i DiFranco-Revelingmeckonin favorite drunken sing-a-longs, "I'm broke up and didn't release an McKinney on guitar and vocals, Bands at hithers acehog-The Hogyssey Going Straight to Hell." album for six years and regrouped Johnny Vogelsang on bass and Brad Other stellar songs include the with a different line-up. * Page 6 April 5,2001 THE CHANTICLEER I i MAST Adam Smith, Editor a Christopher Lauer, Managing Edifor -- knowledge, only one body has been there's very little damage. Plus, Stephanie Pendergrass, News Editor recovered due to weather conditions.) there's always the possibility that dur- Joshua W. Bingham, Features Editor De plane! De plane! De plane! And, now, for the coupe de grace, ing war, if the enemy sees a colorful Anthony Hill, Spor'ts Editor just days ago, a military spy blane hot air balloon fly over, they'll look Callie Williams, Advertising Director collided with a CHTNESE plane in and say, "Oh, how pretty. What are Mike Stedham, Advisor Is coming right for us! CHINA! Jumpin' Jahosafat! What we fighting for? What is war? Let's By Adam Smith 1999, three U.S. military personnel were these guys thinking? Luckily, no not kill our brothers and sisters." I Editor were killed and 18 others injured one was killed, and as of this writing, can't guarantee that a hot air balloon when their C-130 military transport Colin Powell has vowed to bring our will accomplish that sentiment, but The Chanticleer, the student plane crash-landed in Kuwait. Last There was a kid's story once about boys back one way or another. we'll put grenades, automatics and newspaper of Jacksonville State April, we had a crash of the experi- a funny little bird named Chicken Sounds like a good start to WWIH to anti-aircraft guns in 'em just to be on University, is produced by the stu- mental Marine plane, the MV-22 Little. This particular bird was always me. the safe side. dents. The Editor has the final deci- Osprey, which killed 19. In June, two flapping his wings and clucking about Either way, that's a lot of plane Why not remote control airplanes? I sion on all content. Editorials are the men were killed when their F-14 jet how "the sky is falling, the sky is crashes for guys who are trained to fly think I saw it in a movie once where opinions of the editorial staff unless falling." crash crashed at Willow Grove Naval these planes. And, don't get me some country was using miniature otherwise stated. The editorial staff Well, duck and cover kids, because Air Station during a Military air show. wrong, I'm not blaming the pilots airplanes to drop bombs on their ene- reserves the right to edit for content things are falling out of the sky at a In November, a U.S. pilot was killed 100% for these crashes. There's mies. Albeit they were small bombs, and space. Our funding is received rapid pace these days, and it ain't the after two F-16 fighter jets collided in something that's not being explored but bombs nonetheless. Or, I could from paid advertisements, and our sky. "De planes are falling, de planes mid-air during joint military exercises properly. Surely to God, I'm not the have just completely dreamed that up. are falling." between Japan and the United States. production facilities come from uni- only one who has noticed an increase Either way, it's one heck of an idea. versity appropriations. Is it just me, or does it seem like mil- Skip ahead, skip ahead, skip ahead. in military pl&e crashes over the last In the same vein of the hot air bal- itary planes are crashing at a rate of In December, a crash in North two years, almost all of which have loon, kites might be an option. Or about one a day lately? I mean, it may Carolina killed all four Marines Our office is Room 180, Self Hall 782- been fatal. hand gliders. Or para-sailing. They 5701 or 782-5703 all be coincidence, but this is plain aboard yet another MV-22 Osprey. In The stupefying thing is, we're not in seem like childish, queer options, weird. I know Charlie Sheen was early March of this year, 21 people sure. But it's still better than burning a war right now. If there was a war For our Advertising Director, good in the movie "Hot Shots," but were killed in Georgia aboard a alive in some heap of crumpled metal going on, I would understand how please call 782-5712 that still does not make him a quali- National Guard plane that crashed en these things happen. But most of the on the side of a mountain range. Not fied pilot instructor. Shall we back- route from Florida to Maryland. A a pleasant way to die. These service- crashes have occurred on maneuvers, Our e-mail address is track? few weeks later, an Army-owned men should be expecting more from or just during plane 01' air travel. Go [email protected] Starting back in January 1999, four plane crashed in Germany, killing figure. Maybe the military should their country then what they're get- people where killed in Germany both on board. Just last week, the start using Delta. Or are they still on ting. Qey need to be raising ques- Our-web address is when an Air Force KC- 135 crashed wreckage of two Air Force F-15's strike? tions of our military powers and beg www.jsu.edu/chanticleer near the Dutch border. In December were found in Scotlad. (So far, to my My solution would be to issue hot them to fix the planes or whatever the air balloons to every branch of the problem is. military. They're cheap, they're light- My only other solution? Teach these Please deliver press releases via I Crossword e-mail or campus mail. ACROSS weight and in the event of a crash, damn kids to fly a plane. 1 omoded swnd system Thank you for reading 5 Kng of comedy The Chanticleer. 14 Fall garden? ------.------15 flatSd7001 final Single Copy: Free 16 KWd of Instructor 17 Proprty chsshlcabcil Multiple Copies: 5 1.OO each 19 lnsldous belrayer 1 20 Ris 21 Sharpshooter 23 Ely or Labman 24 Put tp a stodde 25 Okeechobee and Hello? 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Birds of many species cetera, et cetera. "HOWwould you sum swooped down to feast on fermented up your Spring Break The world may not be berries, planted along Interstate 5 in our fault right now, but California, and became so intoxicated that they began flying errattcally and 2001 in one it will be, because we divebombmg passing automobiles. Dozens of them were killed. The drunk- sentence or phrase?" did nothing to change en binge lasted for three days - until all the berries were eaten. it. But the world is so DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG, DARLING? From the moment James screwed up, and we're Stallworth met Nicole Jordan last year, he was smitten, and even wrote her so screwed up, where a poem about how he was a "prisoner of love." To demonstrate his love, he does one screwed up called her at work 60 times a day and waited at her apartment for her to get home. She got a restraining order; he threatened to kill her. Long story individual begin to short: he will be a prisoner of the state of Ohio for the next five years. change a screwed up TIME FOR A SMOKE, BA-BOOOOM! A 40-year-old drunk pulled into (whoiled)? Unless they lived under a rock, a service station on Australia's Gold Coast to gas up, and, while he was fill- unless they wore their SS numbers I know, but for spring beak ing his tank, he decided to light up a cigarette. The resulting explosion sent on necklaces, unless they were I listened to my friend Mike lecture him flying 15 feet into the air and did extensive damage to his car. He suf- racist Okies from Muskogee, your me 0" the evils of speaking to my fered only minor burns. parents were rebels, ~h~~ were ex-girlfriend again. Again. This is TAKE THAT! CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, OH NO! Cans of Beaner Bear hippies, protesters, integrators, pot the fifth time she's been ex. We Repellent have been recalled in Canada because the triggers of the devices, smokers, Dylan fanatics, and keep back. Again and which shoot pepper spray at the charging beasts, have been known to fail at california dreamers, ~h~~ were again. No matter what we've said. the crucial moment. The Canadian government said, "This poses an unac- ceptable risk to users." hip and their parents were square. matter what we've Again HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, COME BACK! David Coote, a fugitive from They had wars and social justice on aggravated assault and criminal mischief charges in New Jersey, upheavals to fuel their rebellious Mike calls it the healthiest sixth finally went to turn himself in at the Somerset County Jail. When the staff fires, E~~~~youth has the need to grade relationship he's ever seen. I was unable to locate a warrant for his arrest in his computer, they let him can't argue with that. The ex and I be rebellious. But if our parents go. Then they found the warrant in a subsequent check, but it was too late. were rebels, how do you rebel have had over three years of off- Police said he was "kind of happy" that they allowed him to leave. against rebellion? and-on heaven-and-hell, always YOU CAN'T ARREST ME, I'M AN ARTIST! A 37-year-old supermar- you can take a gun to school. afraid to take it to the next level. ket employee in Vienna, Austria, forced female shoplifters he caught to Your parents never did that. You you don't fall in love pose for nude photographs in exchange for their freedom. Responding to a can take crystal meth, stay up on all and get married. You complaint, police found the pictures in his office, and arrested him. the latest synthetic drugs, and die to the wind and place Your THE EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING: Police in Denver charged a man with of AIDS. yourparents never did faith in love. That's not responsi- vehicular homicide for running down a bicyclist. Searching his home, they also found the body of a woman who had been beaten to death. that. Or you can fix society. Your ble. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU AGAIN: A bandit robbed a Chevron station parents tried, or thought they were You go You get processed and graduated. You in Albuquerque, N.M., and then ran to his getaway car where he discovered, trying, but they never did that to his dismay, that he had lost the keys. The clerk was talking to the cops on get a job. You get a nest egg. You either. All they did was destroy the the phone when the frantic robber ran back into the office to look for them. back On. society of the 50s. All they did was get Then the police came, and the guy just gave up. destroy society in general. It was Then you find a mate and have SO, WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL TODAY? North Bergen, by no means the best society, but at spring. N.J., High School students played a sex game in the classroom, apparently least it had some sort of structure. not love, Our out of the sight of the teacher, who was sitting at her desk doing paperwork sometimes the enemy you know is lives. Finances have replaced the whole time. At least nine kids engaged in various sex acts during a game better than the enemy you romances. Love is not sane, ratio- of "Truth Or Dare," and, at one point, their giggling attracted the attention know. nal or logical. It can't be transmit- of the teacher who came down the aisle and asked what they were doing. ~~b~lli~~within an ongoing ted over fiber-optic lines or pro- They stopped, but resumed the game as soon as she went back to her desk. rebellion is utter chaos. That's duced in form- She has been suspended. A LEADER WHO KNOWS WHERE HE'S HEADED: Greg Ritchey, a probably part of the reason our gen- can't be bought, Judged, graded, Green Party candidate for city council in Columbus, Ohio, scheduled a erations are labeled x and y. Our explained or, at times, even under- parents fought racism. N~~ stood. It just is. And if God is press conference at City Hall, then got lost trying to find the building. As reporters waited for him, he went instead to the Ohio Statehouse, where he Johnny Cochran is screaming for love, we have him. wondered where everybody was. Finally a reporter called him on his cell reparations. our parents fought True love is stable. We can't han- phone and gave him directions. sexism and censorship. N~~ we dle stability. From beta machines EQUAL, SHMEQUAL, COME HERE, BABY! Passengers on a flight have the sickest forms of both, to DVDs> MP3s, we from Stockholm to the United States said that Sweden's gender equality from an underage Britney Spears have embraced change. From PCs expert, Lars Back, got good and drunk and then harassed the stewardesses. on the cover of ~~lli~~stoneto to the internet, Atari's and 8-bit One witness said, "He was insolent and his behavior towards the women of black bars over the breasts of Girls NintendO's Playstation 2s, we the cabin crew was abusive." Beck topped off the episode by vomiting into G~~~ wild. ~h~~~~-~h~il~d.have bloomed in a flux witnessed the lap of Margareta Winberg, the nation's female equality minister, who is Whatta-whoiled. Thanks Mom. by "0 other generation. Now we his boss. STOP COUNTING US, I MEAN IT! BLAM! A Bedouin shepherd was Thanks Dad. can clone organs and sheep. Grow shot to death as he slept outdoors in Marsa Matrouh, Egypt, when one of his a few short years, we will be ears on the backs of hairless rats. sheep knocked over his loaded shotgun, causing it to discharge. presidents and congressmen. We We might be the first generation NOW, YOU BE NICE TO THE LITTLE LADY, BOYS: A Texas deputy will be policemen and dogcatchers, with the opportunity to live forever. sheriff is going to become the first lawman from the Lone Star State to But I want that. I just want teachers, lawyers, judges and par- undergo a sex change operation. His boss says that the officer will be ents. We will be responsible for the by in love and mak- allowed to keep his job during the three-year process, and has ordered the world we give our children, and our ing it work. I just want to live my other deputies not to make fun of him. children's children, whether or not life; say what I have to say, die, and leave everybody wanting more. Page 8 April 5,2001 THE CHANTICLEER

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Today's Birthday (April 5). This is not an easy year, but your skills will certainly improve. You might even get to Carnegie Hall. Practice, practice, sunny day / To find a way / It only I practice! Your first attempts may be quite awkward in April, but you sure takes a little time 1 To open up your look cute trying. Just stick to the schedule through May, and by June it will mind." seem easier. To get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10 is the easiest A remix of Mike Oldfield's day, 0 the most challenging. I Touch Roses Aries (March 21-April 19) - Today is a 7 - The trouble with turning fanta- "Tubular Bells," theme from The sy into reality is that things don't always fit. In your head, it's all so perfect. 11 (The Best of Exorcist, is wonderful eerie mood In real life, problems show arise. But that's part of the adventure, right? Book of Love) music. "Mother" is whispered, Taurus (April 20-May 20) - Today is a 7 - Watch the other players closely repeated and screamed by a girl's I as they place their bets. You could be the big winner, but it won't be due to voice through the many different mere good luck. You're only going to trounce them at a game you've played 0000 sound and tempo changes. This is a I before. You have a hidden advantage. Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Today is a 5 - You and your mate or partner ent moods and tempos. The combi- song to be listening to on a dark country road, late at night for spooks could have a tiff. Both of you have good points, and both are missing some- nation of unique sounds and vocals This is a CD that calls for red wine and chills. thing. Be nice, and work out a compromise. It's your best chance for suc- produced often bring an cess - and romance. and a toast to the synthesized 80s. Along with the certain artistic flair ing Cancer (June 22-July 22) - Today is a 6 - Additional study leads to new To "the decade of decadence," as of the album, "Chatterbox Pt. 2" is a some 92-J disc jockeys have said. "I be where the are solutions and several new problems. Don't give up. Each dead end is actu- song of faster, almost techno ally a step forward. Eventually, you'll narrow down the options to the one This CD is a 'best album for a ... 1 but I'm not a boy 1 ... / I'm not allowed" lead vocalist Susan sounds. Above the music, Susan that works. band that had a number one dance Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) - Today is a 7 - Don't blindly follow a friend's Ottaviano sings in a lower key over Ottaviano talks poetry about wish- single in 1985 called Touch ing she were a leaf and wondering if advice. It's too expensive, and it won't produce the results you want. Your Roses." The dance was surely of the 'ynthesized and a sweetheart doesn't have the answer, either. Get it from an older person, one steady beat. This New York City she is asleep or awake. It's a deep classic Molly Ringwald dive that would be a pleasure to hear from whom you get money. Just ask; it's free. underground hit was the that Clubwstyle, with tosses of the head at any poetry reading. Different Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - Today is a 6 - Even though you have more con- secured the group a recording con- trol, you still need to proceed with caution. Others, some of whom outrank in rhythm with your arms and voices talk more poetry and Ted clenched fists above rhythmic steps, tract in 1984. you, have ideas that won't work. Telling them is risky business, of course. Ottaviano chants softly above about Be cool. but it was a good dance. There are upbeat songs like "You Make Me Feel So Good," in which the bane of current times. The Libra (Sept. 23-0ct 22) - Today is a 6 - Expect delays and disagreements. Book of Love disbanded in 1993 orchestration of this song is truly Susan Ottaviano sings, "I can't wait That way you won't be disappointed. You can talk folks into getting along. and regrouped as of late to record artistically inspiring. You're good at that. It takes time, though. Adjust your expectations. to be with you / I just like the things three new songs and remixes of pre- "The Best of Book of Love" Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) - Today is a 5 - Friends are pestering you to you do / ... / 'Cause you make me vious favorites. There are four makes one wonder if there was more come out and play, but don't be distracted. Work still has to come first, just so good," bringing a to members in the band and the only musical-artistic freedom in the 80s. for a little while longer. Meanwhile, find a way to be more efficient. You've Your face and a tap to your fingers. instruments played are three key- If you can get over the hex placed on been doing something the hard way. . There are slower songs like Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - Today is a 7 - You may notice that you're boards. 80s synthesized sounds, this album The 80s synthesized trance-like "Sunny Day," in which Ted a tad on edge. This is perfectly natural. You've got a great idea, and you is a treasure. want to share it. Don't give up if the first reaction isn't as warm as you'd sound seeps through the whole Ottaviano (no relation to Susan) hoped. Give 'em a while to think about it. album while still differ- lead about the glories of love. By Joshua W Binghanl Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Today is a 7 - There's plenty of work; that's no problem. The money should be coming in, too. So why be sad? Is it Rick Braun rhythm with simultaneous cupped because you're stuck inside when you'd rather be climbing green moun- and open brass and quite sensual. tains? Pencil, that onto your calendar now. There's a crescendo to a climax Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) - Today is a 7 - Don't take anything for grant- where Larry Williams starts belting ed. You can bet there will be surprises, but whether they'll do you good or out a powerful jam-jazz-saxophone ill depends on you. No napping on the job. You snooze today, and there'll Kisses in the Rain solo, but with the same underlying be big trouble. funky bass line as before. Simple Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) - Today is a 4 - There's no shortage of confu- perhaps in that the feeling portrayed sion out there, so keep your own confusion to yourself. The less you say, the more you'll profit. You'll look like the only one who knows what's going in this song has been felt by many. on. You can figure it out later, at home. The best song on the album is "Middle of the Night." It's like a Most of the songs on the album are late-night trumpet player, musing to the stars out a lone-dark window. This is a CD to be heard either purely instrumental, but two have Soul-searching, with a chorus of soft when two individuals are in the vocal accompaniments. "Your singing in the background some- mood or when one wants to feel the World" is sung by Sue Ann Carwell times, this song moans the blues. undercurrents of life and sit back for in a very sensual, hopeful, bluesy "Middle of The Night" is Braun's a bit. way, full of urban impressions. "I favorite composition on the album Rick Braun has finally gone solo got a message from my people / and he describes it as "like a before you start to cry / keep your after pairing wifh Boney James on spaghetti western love theme ... it's "Shake It Up," which got him three head up to the sky / it's my world / it's your world / it's all right / it's all really a pure expression, 100 per- 2000 oasis Smooth Jazz Awards, cent, of whatever it is." It's featured including best brass, and the end right / we're all right." Shai sings while Braun solos in Keanu Reeves' movie "Sweet product is a very romantic jazz November." *Sat. - Soulhat album. between verses in Leon Russell's classic "Song for You" with style. "Kisses in the Rain" is not a fast- .&€on.- Tedder's Open Mic The opening song is "Car Wash paced rock album and is a bit calm- "I've been so many places / I've Blues," which Braun described as ing. Just as there are times for *Tues. - "Dead Night" "retro-funk." It has a slightly fast sang so many songs / It's for you / It's for you / baby." This is a very quick, hard albums and songs, there tempo, with the high-hat flaring and are also times for jazzy, sensual, nice combination of R & B style, is all very smooth. Scale progres- romantic albums such as this. sions and improvisations by Braun especially a funky drum beat, and Braun'~trumpet skills. on his flugelhorn fall together in By Joshua W Bingham jazzy perfection. 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Evilsizer on drums, the band, although a tno, pack a considerable punch. In a review in the Austin Modernmdaymedieva times just a short drive away newspaper, The Statesman, Chris Riemenschneider wrote, "The gui-- visitors. "It's three s~ngingminstrels tars are most often acoustic, and who wander about the fair and sing the songwriting bounces from catchy tunes from the renaissance Kevin McKinney's ever-sly, Tom period," Clements said. Waits-inspired rock howlers such JSU student Fabio Pires will be as 'My Man Joe' and 'Plastic' to sweeter, softer fare such as 'Skin,' hosting the "Squire's Academy" for a flowery highlight of the CD." children under 13. He will be in a "Soulhat is a phenomenal band. roped-off section near rocks and will They love the club and dig the give free sword-fighting lessons. town," said Nolen. ' "They've After finishing the lessons, the played premier rooms all over the young participants will receive country and now they've come diplomas. back to Jacksonville." Nolen There will also be small groups of assures that this 1s also a show not beautiful-kissing wenches from JSU to be missed. walking around. For a dollar they On Wednesday, April 11, Will will kiss you on the cheek and Hoge will be making hic debut "leave their mark on your cheek, appearance on the Brothers stage. due to the excess amounts of red lip- If Hoge's name sounds familiar, he stick on the wenches' lips. and his band opened for Train at "It was like stepping back in time Pete Mathews Coliseum on March to maybe renaissance England with 16. In the words of his bio, avail- the booths. And the people stayed in able at www.willhoge.com, "Will Three kings of a Renaissance Fair pose in thc !ir costumes. From left to right: Freddy Clements, Mike Cambell and Micheal Waid. Photo character and they called you 'my Hoge's performances eschew all courtesy of John Dodson. lady' and everything," Gloria Helm gimmicks. This approach stems By Joshua W. Bin~ham eree who calls 'clear the board' and said of last year's festival. "It was from the band's Nashville roots and Features Editor 66 the rook and the knight actually like maybe going back in time for a hard-working ethic characteristic have a battle on stage," Clements Sunday afternoon to renaissance of America's heartland." England." "I've heard great things about April 7 and 8 will be the days to It's one of the -few produc- said. "It's extremely fun." witness a joust, get kissed by a beau- "The Story of Arthur" was also "It's one of the few productions him and I know he's on the verge of tions done here at done here at Jacksonville," Merrill blowing up," said Nolen. "I know tiful wench and learn how to behave Jacksonville ... that is totally, written by Merrill and will be direct- properly when nobility is present. ed by JSU senior Jon Thomas. said, "that is totally, completely stu- it's another chance for someone to The event will be the Southeast completely student directed, "That's the meeting of several kings dent directed, written and per- see a band before they get to be really big." Hoge's show will start Renaissance Faire at Horse Pens 40. written and perjormed. and chieftains at the rock where formed." a little earlier than most shows at Many of Jacksonville State Excaliber (a sword that only the true The Southeast Renaissance Faire Brothers, because Nolen wants the University's drama students will be king of England can pull) is," will be on April 7 and 8 from 10 a.m. --Scott MerriH opportunity to expose him to more acting in six of the 20-plus medieval Clements said. The characters are to 5 p.m. Admission will be $10 for JSU Senior people. Nolen said to expect a 10 events at the festival. there to fight over who will pull the adults, $5 for children ages five through 12 and free for children p.m. show from Hoge, to be fol- "Now the king and queen will be sword. The winner tries to pull the lowed by the normally scheduled here two days," Lord Chamberlain sword, but can't. At the end of the four-years-old and younger. To get to Horse Pens 40, drive South on "Ladies Night" with DJ Mac. from "The Royal Family" said. play, a random young boy is chosen Nolen claims to be excited about "There will be plays on the stage, Chrissy Millwood will be directing from the audience to try to pull the Interstate 59 from Gadsden to exit 174 (Steele) and follow the signs. live music coming to his establish- musicians in the street, courageous it for hers. The plot is that the prince sword from the stone. After the boy ment and hopes people come out to jousts upon the field of valor and of of France and the princess of succeeds, he is given a crown and For more information, call 1-800- 421-8564 or go to experience what Brothers has to course, food and drink available to Germany meet and "realize that they the actors announce that the boy is offer in terms of live music. "A lot www.horsepens40.com. everyone." have affections for each other," "the only one who didn't fight and of bands like Will Hoge and Drivin "I love doing it," Clements said. "I Freddy Clements, JSU drama Clement said. "Then they're discov- that wisdom is not strength, but wis- N Cryin, you just have to give them think it's fun for everyone department costume designer, has ered by the king of Germany first dom," Clements said. Everybody a chance," said Nolen. "I always involved." written and will be directing "The and then everybody else enters, and bows to the new king and "it's real- try to put good music on stage." Royal Family," which teaches of course they're arch enemies, so ly cute," Clements said, "because "everybody the proper behavior this cannot be." Neither royal fami- half the time the kid is sitting there around the royal family," Clements ly has time enough to get all their with his eyes about this (a look of said. In the play, the royal family battlements though, so they decide surprise) big." goes to enjoy a small town's fair. to solve the dispute "nobly through a "This is the first time I've ever .Tune-ups Character Lord Chamberlain intro- battle with a chess match." fought with swords, and it's fun," duces the royalty to the middle-age The chess pieces are people and Rhonda Wade, Celtic chieftess in .Brake Repair town and "gives instruction on how audience participation is used, such "The Story of Arthur" said. "It *Maintenance & to properly greet nobility," Clements as children standing on the board as looks so good and so real. It's hon- said. There will also be a battle of pawns. The king and queen make estly the most fun I've had doing a Oil Changes the sexes acted out. moves by telling people where to go show." JSU senior Scott Merrill wrote and ,the chess game is enacted for Three men in renaissance dress, *Service and "Living Chess Match" as part of his all. "When a rook attacks a knight called "The King's Men," one of senior practicum and JSU senior or something like that, there's a ref- which is Clements, will sing to all Wrecker Calls

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Page 12 April 5,2001 THE CHANTICLEER "Blow" bv blow with director Ted Demme 1 present lifestyle of rotting away in being the most authentic Jung he can cigarettes, the way he drinks." jail. The film takes vlewers through be. "The reality for George at the a narrative of his life, leaving them The real life Jung had the chance end of the movie is that he is by him- to see both the ruthless and personal to see a director's cut before the film self in a prison with virtually no sides of Jung. Although some may was edited and liked what he saw of friends and his daughter-whom he assume filmmaker Demme IS trying Depp. "He absolutely flipped out loves very much, misses and cares to convey sympathy. for this law after he saw Johnny," Demme about-won't come and see him," breaking character, he merely recalls. "He nailed him to a tee: the Demme says. "That's a personal hell attempts to create an honest picture way he talks out of his mouth, the for him everyday and I feel a real of the situation. way he walks, the way he smokes sadness for him on that level." Demme also makes a point to hone in on Jung's turmoil filled childhood to probe at why he may have turned to a law breaking lifestyle. However, he's careful not to justify the charac- ter's actions just because of his childhood misfortune. 0- 89 Chev Suburban "George grew up in a really bad 77,000 miles. releasid ~$1'6. (L. Sebastian INew Line Cinema) a household. His mother was a drunk Asking $5,000 will negotiate By Andv Argyrakis cars, parties, and houses seemed who abused his dad physically and TMS Cumpus glamorous, but when Jung fell, he Sx Call Michael at 782-0183. emotionally and he told me that he fell hard. The material world he built left home in 1968 to be nothing like Money can by a lot of things, but up shattered when the police showed his parents," Demme says. "Parents it's been said time and time again up to arrest him, at which point his all make mistakes-hopefully they that it can't buy love or happiness. family completely abandoned him. are not all that bad-but they try to do Nothing proves this more than Jung isn't just director Ted the best they can. Otherwise their "Blow," a new film starring Johnny Demme's creation for his latest film kid's going to grow up and do the Depp and Penelope Cruz. "Blow." He's an actual human being exact same things to his k~ds." Depp's character George Jung who's lived through it all, and will In maintaining the accuracy of the lived the good life and at one point sit behind bars until 2015 as punish- plot, Demme sought out a cast that had more money than he could store ment for selling countless amounts bore uncanny similarity to those in in an entire apartment, thanks to his of cocaine. "Blow" chronicles Jung's life. It's clear that Depp successful drug dealing throughout Jung's younger years, through his applies a great deal of effort into the hippie era. Sure, all the women, days of snorting white lines, to his THE CHANTICLEER April 5,200 1 Page 13 THE WEEK IN

' JSU Ganzecock tlzlrd baseman 1 i Andrew Ezrver gloves "Thrzll" S mcky hops in this week's "One on One" t Baseball team earns TAAC split Go 1 team is By Staff Reports to take a 2-1 lead in the fourth inning. The Gamecock baseball team had Chris Magouyrk walked and Rhett a rough spring break. They started McCreight followed with a single loolclna aooa the break with a split with Troy through the left side and both run- J J State, followed by a 5-1 loss to ners advanced on a Heith Comer By Staff Reports UAB. Matters didn't get any easier sacrifice bunt. Ralph Couret fol- as they faced Georgia State- in a lowed with a double to left center to James Hobbs' men's golf team is three-game-series over the week- score both runs. proving it's not how you start, it's end. Couret, Comer, McCreight and how you finish. David Hawkins allowed just four Andrew Tarver each had hits for The golf team took a trip to Little hits and had 10 strikeouts to lead JSU. Georgia State was led by Rock, Ark. last Monday to compete Georgia State (13-16, 2-5 TAAC) to Greer and Michael Nelson, who in the UALR Intercollegiate Golf a 3-2 come-from-behind win over each finished with a pair of hits. Tournament. The Gamecock golf Jacksonville State (9-18, 1-6) in the Heith Comer drove in five runs team was in tenth place after two opening game of a Trans America and went 3-for-4 with a homer while rounds of play and had a total score Athletic Conference series at Rudy Joey Foster slapped a three run of 615 before they could make a Abbott Field last Friday night. homerun to lead the Gamecocks to a earlier this season. 1 remarkable comeback. They were JSU's Steve Shippey (3-6) allowed 12-5 win over the Panthers in the Gamecocks a 6-1 advantage. Michael Helms. Ben Phillips, who 28 strokes behind the leader, just one earned run in eight innings final game of the series last The baseball team scored two runs finished with three hits, loaded the Arkansas-Little Rock. of work to get stuck with the loss. Saturday. in the fourth, fifth and sixth innings bases after he single through the The Gamecocks turned the heat up Trailing 2- 1, Michael Nelson and Jess Corn (2-1) allowed nine hits for the win. right side. Joey Foster followed on the competition in the final Willie Azbell led off with back-to- to get the win, while Josh Nix Michael Helms finished with a with a single over the shortstop that round of the tournament. JSU shot back singles for Georgia State in the recorded his first save of the season. pair of hits as the Gamecocks fin- scored both runs and tie the game at a final round of 293, the best team top of the eighth inning. Jay Fields Andrew Rush lasted just 2 1/3 ished with a season-high 12 hits on 4-4. Georgia State went on to defeat score of the afternoon to claim third followed with a bunt to Shippey, but innings and gave up six runs to suf- the night. the Gamecocks by a score of 6-4. place at the Chenal Country Club. the throw sailed down the right field fer the loss for Georgia State. Jax State rallied from a 4-2 deficit The baseball team will travel to The golf team ended play with a line to allow two runs to score and JSU jumped out and scored three to tie the game by scoring .a pair of play Campbell for three straight I to give the Panthers the lead. in the firrt arld tacked on three more runs in the bottom of the seventh games tomorrow. The first pitch of ( three-round total of 908, finishing Georgia State took a 1-0 lead in runs in the third inning after Foster inning. the opening game will be thrown at 21 strokes behind the second on a solo homer by hits his first homer of the season Nick Brown led off with a walk 4 p.m. I champion Arkansas-Little Rock Garrett Greer, but Jax State rallied over the right field wall to give the and moved to second on a single by i Leading the charge for the Tennis teams Gamecocks was the "man of the Billy "White Shoes" Johnson coming to JSU enjoy victories 1 hour," Jose Campra. Campra 1 always seems to find a way to put in Athletic Department will present for- better to get to speak than Billy By Staff Reports mer National Football League great Johnson, who had a great career in the 1 a great performance. He finished Billy "White Shoes" Johnson as a NFL. The tennis team has been enjoying the tournament tied for tenth after motivational speaker today at 7:30 In 1975, Johnson tied an NFL a sensational season thus far, and firing rounds of 76, 74 and a final p.m. on the 11th floor of the Library. record by returning four kicks (three they didn't look to be slowing the round of 75. Campra was tied for Johnson will be featured as part of the punts, one kickoff) for touchdowns. pace down any as they defeated the sixteenth going into the final round NCAA C.H.A.M.P.S Life Skills He led the league in punt returns University of Alabama-Huntsville 6- and finished just 11 strokes behind Seminar. twice and was named to three Pro 1 on March 21th. the champion Daniel Fox of "We try, to bring in a speaker who Bowls. He remains the career leader Will Wright won the number two can discuss various topics of interest, in punt-return yards for both the singles, while Rian Greaves won at Arkansas-Little Rock. especially to the student-athlete," said Oilers and Falcons. the number three. Ruben Herrera Steven Mackie, who started the JSU Athletic Director Tom Seitz. Johnson is scheduled to discuss top- won at the number four singles and day tied for the fortieth position, "The NCAA uses speakers that can ics such as life skills for future Larry Lombardo won at number five. made a serious charge in the final talk about life after athletics and most employment, the role of agents, bal- The match was already JSU's before round as well. He fired a composite importantly, life after college." ancing athletics and academics and Matt Wilson played in the six spot. On the women's side JSU won the score of 70. His performance on the Johnson changed the game with his gambling. links tied him for twelfth place. electrifying moves and mind bog- "The seminar is prepared and put on doubles point by two defaults and a Billy "White Shoes" Johnson Nick Mackay also finished tied for gling shakes. He is now one the key for student-athletes, but we invite win in the number one doubles by By Anthonv Hill speakers for the NCAA's everyone, because we think that it's Sally Pearson and Sophie DeSment twentieth following rounds of 72, won at number two and Robin Sports Editor C.H.A.M.P.S program. C.H.A.M.P.S applicable for everyone," said Seitz. 78 and 77. Gorman won at'the number three stands for challenging athletes minds The seminar is free and open to the spot. The final score was 4-0. The Jacksonville State University through personal success. So, who public. , . I, Page 14 April 5,2001 THE CHAN~LEER country town. People basically keep ing to get into the TAAC tourna- Andrew: (Both laugh.) Well, I to themselves there. I didn't have ment. We have to win that before guess that I go to Birmingham and very much exposure there. I liked it we can get to the regional tourna- see what's going on down there. One on One though. ment. We're just taking things one Thrill: Do you guys ever mess with Thrill: You presently lead the squad step at a time. Carlos Delgado because of his in home runs. It seems like your Thrill: Let's talk about something famous name? level of performance has decreased else. Who were your role models Andrew: I do a lot. I like the one in slightly as of late. At the start of the while growing up? the pros and the one here. I always with "Thrill" season you were knocking homers Andrew: Mostly my mom and dad. joke with him and ask him where his can't figure him out. on the first pitch. Are you doing They made me work hard and strive power is. (Both laugh.) Thrill: How is everything going something different? to be the best I could be. Thrill: One woman that you'd love Andrew? Andrew: I'm just stressing too hard Thrill: What's the worst feeling: to date? Andrew: Going pretty good. right now. I'm trying too hard at the getting caught looking at the third Andrew: Britney Spears. Thrill: That's good. It seems like plate. I don't feel like I am produc- strike or swinging at a third strike? Thrill: Are most baseball players the team has really been on the skids ing for my team. I can't really do Andrew: Looking at the third. superstitious? since the historic victory. What's the anything different but swi~gthe bat. Coach stresses that so much. A lot Andrew: Yeah. Probably all of us problem right now? I hope that I will come out of it. of people don't look at the third are. I put my socks on the same Andrew: Our hitting problems still Thrill: You've never really been strike. You get put out of the game sometimes. I change my cleats if consist, but we are hoping to snap considered a home run threat, until if you do that. I'm not hitting really good and out of it this weekend. now. Has your batting style changed Thrill: Really? change my under shirt. Thrill: Free Association. Satsuma "lt's hard on the team when we lose so manv Thrill: Coach Abbott said that most any since you've come to Jax State? Andrew: Yeah. close games, especially in the seventh and ninth players stand, swing and hit differ- Andrew: Not really. I'm not going Thrill: Do you have any nick- High School. (His high school) inning." ently in practice than they do during to say that I try to hit home runs. names? Andrew: Baseball team. the games. Why is that? But I do like hitting the ball hard Andrew: My mom and dad call me Thrill: Birmingham Bolts. By Anthonv "Thrill" Hill Andrew: Well, we are trying to do into the gaps. I have enough power "Toy Boy." Don't ask me why, Andrew: Football team. Sports Editor more things differently. We're try- to get it over the fence. We are just because I don't know. (Both laugh.) Thrill: Coach Abbott. ing to produce more at the plate. I struggling right now. Thrill: Describe the feeling of get- ~ndriw:liOOO wins. - Andrew Tarver and I sat down for think that some of the guys are try- Thrill: How do you feel about the ting a hit. Thrill: Jennifer Lopez. a conversation on Tuesday morning ing too hard. season thus far? Andrew: It's a lot like the feeling of Andrew: Looks good. before his 9:15 class. So, neither he Thrill: They say that you can play Andrew: Thus far...It's kind of been scoring a touchdown in football. Thrill: Mike Piazza. or I were at our best for the inter- every position on the field, except disappointing. We've been losing You really feel good when you know Andrew: Home runs. view. Well, he did pretty good. That for catcher. Did you play every games 2-1, 3-2. It's really hard to that you've hit it hard and it's good. Thrill: I know that you have anoth- is pretty much how he is at the plate. position when you were growing lose close games. We're just work- Thrill: Give me two players that er season left here at JSU. But, what As the pressure goes up, so does his up? ing hard in practice and trying to get you would love to meet, past or pre- are your plans after baseball? performance level. He is one of Andrew: No, not at all. All of my out of it. sent. Andrew: Hopefully I will be play- those guys that's extremely hard to life I've played shortstop, until last Thrill: The team is presently 10-19 Andrew: Ted Williams and Alex ing baseball for a long time. After figure out. Both as a player and a year in junior college. I played a lit- and play about 15 more teams with Rodriguez. baseball I will probably coach a person. As a player, it's hard to fig- tle third base there. I can't play out- some doubleheaders scheduled as Thrill: What do you do for fun? junior college team or high school. ure out his batting pattern. As a per- field too good. well. There is still time and enough Andrew: Not much in Jacksonville. Thrill: That will do it. Thanks son, it's hard to figure out what he's Thrill: Speaking of growing up. games left to have a good season. Thrill: Come on now, you grew up Andrew. thinking. He seems kind of mysteri- What was it like to grow up in Chun What is the teams' mindset? in Chun Chula. That isn't exactly Andrew: No problem. ous. That maybe his best weapon Chula, Ala.? Andrew: Right now we're just hop- the Bahamas or anything. against opposing pitchers. They just Andrew: Chun Chula is a small, * Gamecock McMahon to Duke's fortuitous Football team announces Football Schedule launch XBA calls get noticed 2001 schedule Aug. 30 Cumberland By DeWavne Knight By Hal Bock E-sports.com AP Sports Writer By Anthonv Hill Nicholls State, before hosting con- Home 7 p.m. Sports Editor ference powerhouse, McNeese Sept. 8 Nicholls State Vince McMahon has announced he Basketball officials insist a foul is a State the following week. Home 7 p.m. will soon launch the XBA Basketball foul, whether it happens in some start- "Opening with three games at of-season game or in the NCAA tour- The 2001 football schedule is now Sept. 15 McNeese State League and will seek to recruit play- available for the fans to view. home hopefully allows us to gain ers such as ex-Minnesota Timberwolf nament. Football is always the most antici- some momentum at the beginning Home 7 p.m. Christian Laettner, among others. There was a buzz around the Final Four, though, that if the foul involves of the year," said Seitz. "It also Sept. 22 at Ark. State McMahon first mentioned the XBA pated sport of the year. So, it's not Duke, the Blue Devils will get the ben- too early to start thinking about it. gives us a chance to build our fan Jonesboro, Ark. 6 p.m. during the NBA All Star Game, as it turned out. McMahon stresses efit of the call. There were several Five home games and two games base at the beginning of the sea- Sept. 29 Open offense for the new league, such as moments in Duke's 82-72 victory over against Division I-A schools high- son." Arizona for the NCAA championship Oct. 6 at Samford reductions in travelling calls, double light the 2001 schedule, which was The football team then will travel dribble, and palming the basketball, Monday night when fouls that seemed Birmingham, Ala. tba obvious weren't called, including one released by Athletic Director Tom to Northwestern State on Oct. 21 which has caused some of his critics first-half collision between Jason Seitz. and will host Ohio Valley Oct. 13 at Stephen F. Austin to frown, including myself. He also Williams and Jason Gardner. "I am very pleased with the final Conference member Tennessee Nacogdoches, Tx tba seems to indicate that only men Williams had two personals at the should be allowed to play in the new schedule," said Seitz. , "We will Tech for Homecoming on Nov. 3 Oct. 20 Southwest Texas St. time and a third would have been cru- bring in the most revenue from before ending the regular season at XBA-my proposal states the exact cial. It turned into a no-call, though, Home 2 p.m. opposite. game guarantees in the history of Sam Houston State and at Division leaving usually mild-mannered In the portfolio I presented to the the school, while at the same time, I-A Troy State on Nov. 17. Oct. 27 at Northwestern St. Arizona coach Lute Olson gesturing at Wqthere would be great emphasis the officials. Olson was asked about allow us an opportunity to be suc- "Playing Tennessee Tech also ini- Natchitoches, La. 2 p.m. on defense, such as the "double tiates a new series with an OVC the play after the game. Later there cessful." Nov. 3 Tennessee Tech turnover" rule, three seconds to was some brutal body contact under school that fans recognize and that The Gamecock football team will Home 4 p.m. inbound the ball and an easing of the basket between Duke's Shane open the season on Thursday, Aug. is within driving distance," Seitz fouls called. Women would be Battier and Loren Woods of Arizona Nov. 10 at Sam Houston St. 30 at home against Cumberland concluded. allowed to play with men; three fif- and again there was no whistle from College, which is located in The Ohio Valley Conference is the Huntsville, Tx. tba teen-minute periods would be played the officials. Tennessee. They will follow that conference that the Gamecock' Nov. 17 at Troy State instead of quarters or halves; and a "I think in any sport there's a ten- compact, baseball-style 44-game game with their Southland Football football team is flirting with in dency at times to blame something Troy, Ala. tba schedule would occur from August to that shouldn't be blamed" he said on hopes of a possible entry. League opener at home against October for each of ten teams. the eve of the final game. THE CHANTICLEER April 5,2001 Page 15 That was a tournament to remember Softball team chalks up first win over FAU fully understand coach Olson's part- Atlantic University in a double Stacey Smith came in the game to nership because he has had a similar header. pinch run for her. With no outs in relationship with his own wife dur- Jacksonville State's Jill the inning, Countryman scored on ing his soon-to-be Hall of Fame Wilcoxson will go down in history an error by FAU's catcher followed career. as the first Gamecock pitcher to by a sacrifice fly to right field by No one in coaching can under- defeat Trans America Athletic Meghan Maskel to score Smith. stand what Olson has felt the last Conference foe Florida Atlantic. The Owls retaliated in the fifth A Sports Editorial three months better than coach "K. The Lady Gamecocks (15-17, 2-2) inning with a run, but JSU would By Anthony "Thrill" Hill His wife, Mickie, has also been a won the first of a double-header finish the game in the top of the co-coach in many ways through the last Tuesday at the end of a seven seventh. Tina Hill and Allie The Duke Blue Devils were the years. He respects her opinions- day road trip, 5-3. The Owls (32- Simons both grabbed hits and then team that cut the nets down last which she offers with very little 12, 1- 1) took the second game, 4-0. scored off of an error by FAU's Monday night, but there is no doubt cajoling and has always looked to FAU had previously defeated JSU third baseman. this past NCAA tournament will be her for advice and guidance. six consecutive outings. Wilcoxson held FAU to two runs remembered most of all for the It is so funny that Arizona and The first two and a half innings of in the bottom of the seventh to coaches that took part in it and the Duke met in the NCAA champi- the afternoon were scoreless, as clinch the win. She had eight ones that were just talked about onship last Monday, because both of FAU struck first in the bottom of strikeouts in the game. Kristie throughout the tourney. the teams were picked to play for the third. Michelle Shirah hit a sin- Picon took the loss for the Owls. For the first two weeks of events, the championship during the presea- swing against ~eorgiaSouthern gle to score Nicole Myers. Meyers pitched the second game son hypes and polls. This is the first two unemployed coaches overshad- By Staff Reports Then the Lady Gamecocks took of the day for FAU and recorded owed the games as they maneuvered time I can remember two teams the lead for good in the top of the the shutout win. and manipulated to make tri- picked to be in the championship The softball team have to fourth inning. Andrea Tomey start- The softball team will host umphant returns to the stage each of actually making it there in the end. travel far to play there next game ed the rally with a lead-off home- Stetson on Saturday in a double- them craves. Regardless of who the ultimate after the tournament. As a matter run to left center field. After a header. The first pitch will be Rick Pitino is now employed at winner was, there is no doubt that of fact, they didn't have to go any- Rachel Countryman base hit, thrown at 1 p.m. Louisville, baffling even some of most of the coaches of the 2001 where as they played Florida Carter hit a as his closest friends with his decision tournament were already winners. to turn himself into an Enemy of the State of Kentucky by accepting $2 million a year to coach the school that is the fiercest rival of the school which made him into a God-like fig- ure: the University of Kentucky. Bob Knight, who didn't have near- ly as many options as Pitino-in fact, he had exactly one-has taken up res- idence in Lubbock as coach at Texas Tech, where he can sit comfortably and fire shots at all those folks who just don't understand what a really good guy he truly is. Of course, there was the "Lefty" Driesell story that was being rewrit- ten during the NCAA Tournament and even heightened during the sec- ond round game against Maryland. The Panthers gave it a hell of a run. How could you forget about Coach Chaney of Temple, Billy Donavan of Florida, Tom Izzo of Michigan State and Gary Williams at Maryland. This tournament was simply a who's who among college coaches. Arizona's Lute Olson, has dealt with genuine tragedy this season; not losses or injuries, but the death of his wife and partner of 47 years. They really deserved to win the championship. Ed, our favorite clerk at the "Cockpit" said it the entire time. I spoke with about a week before the start of the tourney and he told me then that Arizona GET YOUR TICKETS NOW AT LEGIONFIELD BOX OFFICE, THE BOLTS MERCHANDISE was going all of the way. So, of course, when they made it, I was BOOTHAT THE GALLERIA MALL,ALL tidzketmaster OUTLETS, CHARGE BY PHONE like, "Ed said it all along." 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