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Roald Dahl's Willy Wonka Play ©2 004 Roald Dahl Nominee Ltd. New Music and Lyrics ©2004 Stage and Screen Music, Ltd. Music and Lyrics previously used in the film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" ©1970, 1971 Taradam Music, Inc. Unauthori zed dupli cation is prohibited by law. All rights reserved. CHARACTERS

WILLYWONKA CANDY MAN PHINEOUS TROUT CHARLIEBUCKET MRS. BUCKET MR. BUCKET GRANDMAJOSEPHINE GRANDMAGEORGINA GRANDPAGEORGE GRANDPAJOE JAMES MAffiDAPerusal SOPHIE DANNY ALFIE BILLIE(ADDITIONAL KIDS AS NEEDED) AUGUSTUSGLOOP MRS. GLOOP Use CHORUS OF COOKS VERUCASALT MR.SALT Only MIKETEAVEE MS. TEAVEE VIOLETBEAUREGARDE MRS. BEAUREGARDE OOMPA-LOOMPA1 OOMPA-LOOMPA2 OOMPA-LOOMPA3 OOMPA-LOOMPA4 OOMPA-LOOMPA5 (ADDITIONALOOMPAS AS NEEDED) SQUIRRELS(AS NEEDED)

- iii - r SCENE BREAKDOWN

PROLOGUE: WONKA'S FACTORY SCENE 1: THEBUCKET SHACK SCENE 2: OUTSIDE THE BUCKET SHACK SCENE 3: THE BUCKET SHACK SCENE 4: OUTSIDE THE BUCKETSHACK SCENES: THEGLOOPS SCENE 6: VERUCA SCENE 7: OUTSIDE THE BUCKET SHACK SCENES: THE BUCKET SHACK SCENE 9: VIOLET RADIO STATION SCENE 10: HOME OF MIKE TEAVEE PerusalSCENE 11: THE BUCKET SHACK SCENE 12: TWO WEEKS LATER - SNOWY STREETS SCENE 13: OUTSIDE WONKA'SFACTORY SCENE 14: THE CHOCOLATE SMELTING ROOM SCENE 15: PINK CANDY BOAT SCENE 16: THE IN VENTING ROOM SCENE 17: FIZZUseY LIFTING ROOM SCENE 18: THE NUT ROOM SCENE 19: CHOCO-VISION ROOM SCENE 20: END OF THE OnlyTOUR/WONKAVATOR/HOME

- IV - CHARACTERS BY SONG 1. PureImagination ...... WILLYWONK.A 2. GoldenAge Of Chocolate...... FULL COMPANY 3. GoldenOiocolate Playoff ...... ORCHESTRA 4. CandyMan Underscore...... ORCHESTRA 5. The CandyMan ...... CHARLIE/KIDS/CANDY MAN 6. Street Transition...... ORCHESTRA 7. GoldenTicket Light Box 1 ...... ORCHESTRA 8. Augustus News Flash...... ORCHESTRA 9. I Eat More! ... . .AUGUSTUS/MRS. GLOOP/PHINEOUS TROUT/CHORUS OF COOKS 10. GoldenTicket Light Box 2 ...... ORCHESTRA 11. News FlashUnderscore ...... ORCHESTRA 12. News FlashPlayoff ...... ORCHESTRA 13. FactoryClosing ...... ORCHESTRA 14. T1iinkPositive ...... CHARLIE/MR. BUCKET 15. BucketShack Traveler ...... ORCHESTRA 16. OiarlieUnderscore ...... ORCHESTRA 17. VioletNews Flash...... ORCHESTRA 18. GoldenTicket Light Box3 ...... ORCHESTRA 19. RadioAnnouncer ...Perusal...... , . , , . . , . , . , ...... ORCHESTRA 20. GoldenTicket Light Box 4 ...... ORCHESTRA 21. I SeeIt All on TV ...... MIKE TEAVEE/MS. TEAVEE/PHINEOUS TROUT 22. ImagineUnderscore ...... ORCHESTRA 23. CheerUp , Charlie ...... MRS. BUCKET/MR. BUCKET/GRANDPARENTS 24. Snowy Streets ...... ORCHESTRA 25. SilverIn The Snow ...... ORCHESTRA 26. Think PositiveReprise ...... CHARLIE BUCKET 27. I've Got A GoldenTicket ...... Use...... CHARLIE/COMPANY 28. At The Gates ...... WILLYWONK.A 29. In This RoomHere ...... WILLYWONKA/KIDS/PARENI'S 30. Factory Reveal ...... WILLYWONK.A/COMPANY 31. Drunk On Chocolate...... ORCHESTRA 32. LightsOut 1 ...... Only...... ORCHESTRA 33. Oompa-Loompa1 ...... OOMPA-LOOMPAS/ AUGUSTUS 34. Pink CandyBoat ...... ORCHESTRA 35. There's No Knowing...... WILLYWONKA/PARENTS 36. Oiew It ...... WILLY WONK.A/VIOLET /KIDS & PARENTS 37. Oompa-Loompa2 ...... OOMPA-LOOMPAS/AUGUSTUS/VIOLET 38. LightsOut 2 ...... ORCHESTRA 39. MagicFizzy ...... ORCHESTRA 40. Flying ...... CHARLIE/GRANDPA JOE 41. BurpingSong ...... CHARLIE/GRANDPA JOE 42. BackOn The Tour ...... ORCHESTRA 43. I Want It Now! ...... VERUCASALT 44. LightsOut 3 ...... • . . .ORCHESTRA 45. Oompa-Loompa3 ...... OOMPA-LOOMPAS/VERUCA 46. Chaco-VisionRoom ...... ORCHESTRA 47. Mike's Fanfare...... ORCHESTRA 48. LightsOut 4 ...... ORCHESTRA 49. Oompa-Loompa4 ...... OOMPA -LOOMPAS/MIKE TEAVEE 50. LightsOut 5 ...... , ...... ORCHESTRA 50a FlyingReprise ...... WILLY WONK.A/CHARLIE/GRANDPA JOE 51. Oompa-Loompa/CandyDreams ...... OOMPA-LOOMPAS 52. Finale...... COMPANY

- V - • SONGS BY CHARACTER MR. BUCKJET WILLY WONK.A 14. Think Positive ...... 01. Pure Imagination ...... • • ,1 23. Cheer l.Jp, Charlie ...... : : : · · · · • .. ·The Candy Man . . . , ...... , ...... 5 09. I Eat Mor,e! . , ...... 19 27. I've Got A Golden Ticket ...... 44 JAMES 29. In This Room Here ...... 5 2 OS. The Candy Man ...... : 30. Factory R1r:veal...... 54 MATILDA 33 . Oompa-Loompa1 ...... 59 05. The Candy Man ...... ! 37. Oompa-Loompa 2 ...... 65 MRS . GLOOP VERUCASALT Use 09. I Eat More! ...... , ...... 1 27. I've Got A Golden Ticket ...... 44 29. In This Room Here ...... 5 29. In This Room Here ...... , ...... 52 30. Factory Rt~eal ...... 54 MR.SALT 36. Chew It ...... 6 2 29. In This Room Here ...... 5 43 . I Want It Now ! ...... , ...... 71 30. FactoryReveal ...... , .. . . .E 45. Oompa-Loompa3 ...... 74 35.Only There's No Knowing ...... f VIOLET BEAUREGARDE MS. TEAVEE 27. I've Got A Golden Ticket ...... 44 21. I See It All on TV , 29. In This Room Here ...... 52 29. In This Room Here· · ··· · ·· ·· ·· · ···· ····'· ·· ~ 30. Factory Re.Deal ...... 54 30. Factory Reveal .. .. : : : : : · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·; • ♦• ♦• • ♦ •I ♦ I ♦ I• o ♦ o o o \ 36. Chew It ...... 62 MRS. BEAllJREGARDE 37. Oompa-Loo,mpa 2 ...... 65 29. In This: Room Here 30. Facton, Reveal · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · MIKETEAVEE 36. Chew 1't ...... · · · · · · ·. 21 . I See It All on TV ...... 35 ...... 27. I've Got A Golden Ticket ...... 44 CHORUS OF COOKS 29. In This Room Here ...... 52 09. I Eat More! ...... 30. Factory Rev 1eal , ...... 54 ...... OOMPA -LOOMPAS 36. Chew It ...... 62 02. GoldenrAge Of Chocolate 49 . Oompa-Loompa4 ...... 78 33. Oompti-Loompa I ...... · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · GRANDPA JOE 37. Oomp,1-Loompa 2 ...... · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · 23 . Cheer Up, Charlie ...... 3 9 45. Oomp,1-Loompa3 . .. · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · •. • • 29. In This Room Here ...... 52 49 . Oompa-Loompa 4 .. . : · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · • • • . 40. Flying ...... 67 51. Oompa-Loompa ..... : · · · · · ·' · · · · · · · • .... , 41. Burping Sonig ...... 70 •••••• • • ♦ • • .... S0a. Flying Repri'se ...... 81 52. Finale ...... • .84 vi MUSICAL NUMBERS

ACTI ACTll

1. Pure Imagination .... . , ...... 1 28. At The Gates ...... 48 2. Golden Age Of Chocolate...... 2 29. In This Room Here ...... 52

3. Golden ChocolatePlayoff .. , ...... 5 30. FactoryReveal ...... , ...... 54

4. Candy Man Underscore ...... 9 31. Drunk On Chocolate...... 57 5. The Candy Man ...... , , . . .. 9 32. Lights Out 1 ...... 58 6. Street Transition ...... , .. , . . .. 16 33. Oompa-Loorr,ipa1 ...... 59 7. Golden Ticket Light Box 1 ...... 17 34. Pink Candy Boat ...... 59 8. Augustus News Flash ...... 17 35. There's No Knowing ...... 60 9. I Eat More! ...... 19 36. Chew It ...... , ...... 62 10. Golden Ticket Light Box 2 ...... 22 37. Oompa-Loompa2 ...... 65 11. News Flash UnderscPerusalore ...... 22 38. Lights Out 2 ...... 66 12. News Flash Playoff , ...... 24 39. Magic Fizzy ...... 66 13. Factory Closing ...... 24 40. Flying ...... 67 14. Think Positive ...... 25 41. Burping Song ...... 70 15. Bucket Shack Traveler ...... 28 42. Back On The Tour ...... 70 43. I Want It Now! ...... 71 16. Charlie Underscore ...... 30 Use 17. Violet News Flash ...... 31 44. Lights Out 3 ...... 74 18. Golden Ticket Light Box 3 ...... 31 45. Oompa-Loompa3 ...... 74 46. Chaco-Vision Room ...... 75 19. Radio Announcer ...... 33 Only 20. Golden Ticket Light Box 4 ...... 33 47. Mike's Fanfare...... 77 21. I See It All on TV ...... 35 48. Lights Out 4 ...... 77 78 22. Imagine Underscore ...... 37 49. Oompa-Loompa4 ...... 50. Lights Out 5 ...... 79 23. Cheer Up, Charlie ...... 39 24. Snowy Streets ...... 41 50a.FlyingR eprise ...... 81 51. Oompa-Loompa/CandyDreams ... .. 82 25. Silver In The Snow ...... 42 52. Finale ...... 84 26. Think Positive Reprise ...... 43 27. I've Got A Golden Ticket ...... 44

vii - * ACT I "'A~ R OALD DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr - 1 - (PRE SHOW : PURE IMAGINATION)

(An empty stage. Lightingsuggests the movingcogs of an active factory.The sounds ot this magicalfactory are heard:pings, boings,crackle-pops, whistles blowing, bursts of children'slaughter, and occasionallya ,child cryingand another throwinga tantrum. From time to time bubblesfW the stage, as well as bursts of smoke and fog. The lightingis constantlychanging, constantly moving. The actorplaying WON.KA entersthe stage. HE peers at the audience. HE appearsworld -weary,tired and a bit dangerous.) PROLOGUE: WONKA'S FACTORY

1. PURE /MAGIN TION

WILLYWONK.A COMEPerusal WITH ME AND YOU 'LL BE IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION! TAKEA LOOK AND YOU'LL SEE INTO YOUR IMAGINATION!

WE'LL BEGIN WITH A SPIN TRAVE'LING IN A WORLDUse OF MY CREATION! WHAT WE'LL SEE WILL DEFYEXPLANATION!

IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE~ Only SHvfPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT! ANYTHING YOU WANTTO , DO IT! WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD?­ TH[ERE'S NOTHING TO IT!

THERE IS NO PLACEI KNOW TO COMPAREWITH PURE IMAGINATION! LIVING THEREYOU 'LL BE FREE- IF YOU TRULYWISH TO BE!

I am Willy Wonka . In the course of my long and spectacula1rcareer, I have created more tlhan two hundred sensational and original new candy bars, each with a different center, and each one sweeter and creamier and more delicious than the one before!

I can make chewing gum that never loses its taste, and rich caramels that - 2 - ROALD DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr

(WONKA) change color every ten seconds as they dissolve delectably in your mouth .

I have also created the biggest and best candy empire the world has ever known. But I have no-one to leave it to, no-one to replace me, no-one to make new candy dreams come true when I retire . And the time for rn1eto retire is, alas, already long overdue! (WONKA picks up a phone and speaks into the receiver.) Please gather together all the Oompa-Loompas! I have an important announcement to make .

2 . COL EN AGE Of CHOCOLATE

Perusal OOMPA 1 ONCE UPON A CHOC'LATE TIME -

OOMPA2 A LONG, LONG CHOC'LATE TIME AGO-

OOMPA 3 THE GOLDEN AGEUse OF CHOC'LATE BEGAN. WONKA I KNOW, 'C OS I WAS THERE . OOMPA4Only WHEN IT COMES TO CHOC'LATE , HE'S A MANY-FLAVORED MAN, YOU KNOW-

OOMPA 5 'COS THAT'S THE AGE OF CHOC'LATE HE RAN-

ALL WITH OH, SUCH STYLE AND FLAIR! (WILLY WON.KA inspects the troops; clearly something is on his mind.)

BOYS AND THE GOLDEN AGE OF CHOC'LATE HAS LASTED ALL THESE YEARS-

GIRLS THE GOLDEN STAGE OF CHOC'LATE THAT EV'RY CHILD REVERES. R O ALD D AHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 3 -

WONKA BUT SOON I'LL BE RETIRING- TO MAKEWAY FOR SOMEONENEW. ([he CAST reactswith shock. This is the first time WON.KAhas revealedthe secret behind the GoldenTicket contest.)

SOME BRIGHTSPARK I'LL BE HIRING... BUT WHO?

GIRLS BUT WHO?

BOYS BUT WHO?

PerusalALL BUT WHO? WONKA OOMPAS WHATEVERYOUR OPINION IS ABOUTME , THE CHOC'LATEWORLD COULD NOT SURVIVEWITHOUT ME! Use THERE'DBE NO MORE CHOC'LATERIPPLFS- OR CHOC'LATETIPPLES­ Only CHOC'LATERUFFLES- OR CHOC'LATETRUFFLES­ CHOC'LATEKISSES FORYOU YOUNG MISSES­ SOFTAND CREAMY­ COMPLETELYDREAMY­ OR CHOC'LATEICES­ 'COS CHOC'LATE'S CRISIS WILL GROW AND GROW AND GROW THE DAYTHAT I RETIRE, I KNOW! THE DAYTHAT HE RETIRES, WE KNOW!

ALL NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, WILLYWONKA JUST CAN'T GO! _ 4 _ ROALD DAHL'S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr HALF OF THE COMPANY THE OTHER HALF o� THERE'D BE NO MORE Co�f CHOC'LATE SQUIGGLES­ OR CHOC'LATE GIGGLES­ NO MORE GIGGLES OR CHOC'LATE WHIRLIES­ OR CHOC'LATE SWIRLIES­ NO MORE SWIRLIES CHOC'LATE TWIRLIES FOR ALL YOU GIRLIES­ NO MORE TWIRLIES CHOC'LATE BAGELS- OR CHOC'LATE BUGLES- NO MORE BUGLES OR CHOC'LATE BUBBLES­ 'COS CHOC'LATE'S TROUBLES CHOC'LATE'S TROUBLES-

ALL PerusalWILL GROW AND GROW AND GROW THE DAY THAT HE RETIRES, WE KNOW! NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, WILLY WONKA JUST CAN'T GO!

WONKA 'COS THE GOLDENUse AGE OF CHOC'LATE HAS LASTED ALL THESE YEARS- THE GOLDEN STAGE OF CHOC'LATE THAT EV'RY CHILD REVERES. Only ALL THERE'S A GOLDEN PAGE OF CHOC'LATE HIST'RY WE MUST WRITE SOMEHOW FOR THE GOLDEN AGE OF CHOC'LATE­ TO MAKE LIFE SWEETER NOW!

I R OAL D DAH L ' S W I LLY WoNKA 2-Acr - 5 -

SCENE 1: THE BUCKETSHACK

3. GOLDENCHOCOLATE PLAYOFF

(WON.KAsignals for the followingaction to take place:A squeakybed with two headboardsis pushed centerstage.Pre-set on this unit are Charlie'sfour GRANDPARENTS.)

WONKA These two very old people are the father and mother of Mr. Bucket-and those two very old people on the other side of the bed are the father and mother of Mrs. Bucket. This is Mr. Bucket and that is Mrs. Bucket. The small boy standing right there is Charlie Bucket, their only son. (WON.KAsnaps his fingersand the scenemoves to action.) PerusalCHARLIE Here ya' go, Grandpa Joe. Cabbage soup.

GRANDPAJOE Every day nothing but cabbage soup. Cheer me up, Charlie! - Tell me, what's the chocolate news?

CHARLIE Wonka's got a new bar out- Use

GRANDMAGEORGINA Fudge-whipple or mallow based? Only CHARLIE Mallow-with flavor shifters-

GRANDMAJOSEPHINE Flavor shifters?! My! (CHARLIEcrosses back to his motherto get anotherbowl of soup.) (GRANDPAGEORGE is veryhard of hearingand has misheardGRANDMA f OSEPHINE.) GRANDPAGEORGE And "Hi" to you too! Been lying across from you in this bed for seventeen years and now you suddenly decide to say "Hi?"

GRANDMAGEORGINA (speakingvery loudly and clearly) George, she didn 't say "hi." She said "flavor shifters, MY.. . " - 6 - ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr

GRANDMA JOSEPHINE Who's wearing a tie?

GRANDPA GEORGE Whaddya mean, why? I dunno why!

GRANDMA GEORGINA (nearly screaming) She didn't say hi, tie or why! She said "Flavor shifters! My! My!!!"

GRANDPA GEORGE Sure, I'd love a slice of pie!

MRS. BUCKET NobodyPerusal's having pie, Dad. Just cabbage soup, as always. ALL GRANDPARENTS Oh ...

CHARLIE Papa, how many toothpaste caps do you reckon you've twisted into place at the toothpaste factory in your life?

MR. BUCKET As of last night Charlie, myUse career total stands at four million, two hundred and forty-nine thousand, eight hundred and seventy-six! (Mr. Bucket's right hand randomly twitches, as if he's still twisting toothpaste caps.) Only CHARLIE That must be a world record!

MR. BUCKET (nods) Close! GRANDPA GEORGE I'd love some toast!

GRANDMA GEORGINA Nobody is having toast!

CHARLIE tory, Do you think one day I might be able to get a job at the toothpaste fac Papa? MR. BUCKET For your sake, I hope not, Charlie. R OA L D D AHL ' S W I LLY WONKA 2- A CT - 7 -

GRANDPAJO E What kind of positive thinki ng is tha t? Charlie's gonna work for Mr. Wonka making chocolate bars.

MRS. BUCKET Now Grandp a Joe, don't go filling the boy's head with dreams of candy.

GRANDPAGEORGE Brandy? I'd love one!

GRANDMAJOSEPHINE He's just a kid, why would she give him brand y?

GRANDMAGEORGINA (speaking very loudly) She said candy!

PerusalGRANDPA GEORGE I know! She's gonna give th e kid brandy !

GRANDMAJOSEPHINE AND GRANDPAJOE Can dy!

GRANDPAGEORGE What? Use

GRANDMAJOSEPHINE, GEORGINA AND GRANDPA JOE CANDY! Only GRANDPAGEORGE No need to yell, I'm right here .

GRANDPAJOE You gotta remember th at Charlie's descended from a long line of distinguished cand y men-

GRANDMAJOSEPHINE And women!

MR. BUCKET But Wonka hasn't hired anyone since Slugworth's spies stole his candy balloon recipe.

GRANDPAJOE Wonka was so angry ! He gath ered all the workers together and told 'em "I'm sorry, but you must all go home ." Then he locked the gates of the factory forever! - 8 - ROALD DAHL'S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT

CHARLIE But Mr. Wonka still makes candies. I can smell 'em on my way to school, GRANDMA GEORGINA Yes, but no one goes in, and no one comes out- GRANDMA JOSEPHINE Shadow workers ... GRANDPA JOE Maybe the undead! Who knows? MRS. BUCKET Grandpa Joe, you're going to give Charlie nightmares again. Perusal GRANDPA GEORGE Charlie wants to play gin? GRANDPA JOE We're playing gin? ALL GRANDPARENTS I'm in. UseMR. BUCKET Charlie, run out and see if anyone is done with today's newspaper. CHARLIE OK Dad, but you'll have to feed GrandpaOnly George. (CHARLIE crosses out.)

MR. BUCKET Here you are, Pop. Here's your cabbage soup. GRANDPA GEORGE I thought we were playing gin. R OALD DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 9 -

SCENE 2: OUTSIDE THE BUCKET SHACK

4. CANDY MAN UNDERSCORE

(WONKA narratesas CHILDRENgather, anticipatingthe arrival of the CANDY MAN.)

WONKA (to the audience) See th ese kids? They meet outside Char lie's house every day after lunch , with a shiny nickel apiece to buy a Wonka bar from the local Candy Man . The only kid with no nickel is Charlie.

JAMES (slurpinga lollipop) Come on, Charlie,Perusal don 't ya' want some candy? CHARLIE Uh, not today , I'm ... l'm on a special diet.

JAMES Looks like it's working. Help me pick something out. I got a nickel.

CHARLIE You've already got a lollipop . Shouldn'tUse you finish it first?

JAMES I can't help it. I just love candy! Choco late, caramel , jawbreakers, suckers ...anything! Only

CHARLIE Stop it ! You're making my mouth water!

S. THECANDY MAN :

JAMES I CAN'T STOP EATINGSWEETS!

CHARLIE,JAMES AND MATILDA ALLTHOSE WONDERFULWILLY WONKA TREATS!

CHARLIE YOU CAN KEEP THE OTHERS-

JAMES 'COS ME- - - 10 ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY WONKA - s 2-Acr ALL I'M A WONKERER!

MATILDA TO CANDY, WILLY'S T WHEN IT COMES HE CONQ lJE�OR! ALL THE CONQUEROR!

It's the Candy Man! (ad-libs)

(A local CANDY VENDOR enters and opens his cart, revealing m Wonka candy, temptingly displayed.) ountains of

CANDY MAN PerusalWHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE­ SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW­ COVER IT IN CHOC'LATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO?­ THE CANDY MAN. THE CANDY MAN CAN.

WHO CANUse TAKE A RAINBOW­ WRAP IT IN A SIGH- SOAK IT IN THE SUN AND MAKE A STRAWB'RY LEMON PIE?­ THE CANDY MAN. Only KIDS THE CANDY MAN? CHARLIE THE CANDY MAN CAN. KIDS THE CANDY MAN CAN!

CANDY MAN THE CANDY MAN CAN 'COS HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AN' MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD. . E Note· tile (The KIDS /me up and purchase lollipops, except for CHARL I · . · e the lollipops must be able to be placed into the KIDS' mouths, othe,wzs upcoming section will not make sense.)

...... R OALD D A HL ' S WILLl ' WONKA 2-ACT - 11 -

KIDS THE CANDY MAN MAKES EV'RYTHINGHE BAKES SATISFYINGAND DELICIOUS.

CANDY MAN TALKABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES! YOU CAN EVENEAT THE DISHES!

CANDY MAN Nothing for you, Charlie?

CHARLIE Not today, thanks . I don't want to spoil my appetite .

PerusalCANDY MAN Looks like your appetite could use a little spoiling. Here, take one of these-on the house! (HE hands CHARLIEa lollipop.)

CHARLIE Really? Thanks! Use (The KIDSplace the lollipopsin their mouths.)

CANDY MAN WHO CAN TAKETOMORROW- Only

KIDS (with lollipopsin their mouths, the KIDS sing mumbled lyrics) MUH MA MUH MU MA WO-

CANDY MAN DIP IT IN A DREAM-

KIDS MIP I I I MWEEEM-

CANDY MAN SEPARATETHE SORROWAND COLLECTUP ALLTHE CREAM? (The KIDS "ooh" with suckersin their mouths.)

THE CANDY MAN. ----... - 12 - WILLY WONKA 2-Acr .-:------ROALD--- DAHL'S------KIDS MA MANDY MAM. CANDY MAN THE CANDY MAN CAN! KIDS MA MANDY MAN CAN! KIDS AND CANDY MAN (removing suckers) THE CANDY MAN CAN 'COS HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD. (ThePerusal KIDS dri� offone by one, humming.) CHARLIE

Thanks for the candy. Oh, yeah and my dad wants to know if you've got a newspaper we can borrow. CANDY MAN Sure, but I'm afraid it's yesterday's paper. .. here you go. What's the world coming to when a family can't even afford a newspaper? UseCHARLIE Thanks! See ya! (CHARLIE runs offstage.)

CANDY OnlyMAN AND THE WORLD TASTES GOOD 'COS THE CANDY MAN THINKS IT SHOULD! (CHARLIE returns home with the paper as the CANDY MAN exits with the candy cart.) R o A L D DAHL ' S WILLY WoNKA 2 - AcT - 13 -

SCENE 3: THE BUCKET SHACK

MRS. EmCKET Charlie, come ...eat.

CHARLIE Here1sthe paper, Dad.

MR. BUCKET (looksat the front page) Well, I'll be a chocolate crispy! Will you look at this? "Wonka factory to be opened to a lucky few.11

GRANDPAJOE Do you mean peoplePerusal are actually going to be allowed inside the factory? MRS. BUCKET Read what it says!

MR. BUCKET "Mr. Willy Wonka has decided to allow five children to visit his world-famous chocolate factory. The lucky five will tour the factory and receive a lifetime supply of Wonka chocolate. 11 Use GRANDMAJOSEPHINE Tour the factory? CHARLIE Only A lifetime supply of chocolate?

EVERYONEEXCJEPT FOR CHARLIE Read on!

MR. BiUCKET "Five Golden Tickets have been hidden among fifty million ordinary candy bars. 11

GRANDPA JOE That's a ten million-to-one shot! Wow! I don 't like the odds!

MR. HUCKET "The finders of these Golden Tickets will win the tour and the chocolate!"

GRANDPl\ GEORGE What are you all talking about? - 14 - ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT--- __"______GRANDMA GEORGINA (speaking loudly) ,, Wonka is having a contest!

GRANDPA GEORGE Why would he want a screen test?

GRANDPA JOE, GRANDMA GEORGINA AND GRANDMA JOSEPHINE (very loudly) A contest!

GRANDPA GEORGE Who is?

GRANDPA JOE, GRANDMA GEORGINA AND GRANDMA JOSEPHINE Wonka!Perusal GRANDPA GEORGE What about him?

GRANDPA JOE, GEORGINA AND GRANDMA JOSEPHINE (yelling) He's having a contest! GRANDPAUse GEORGE All right, all right, I'm not deaf, you know.

MRS. BUCKET Those Golden Tickets could be anywhere. How exciting! I wonder if any of 'em have been found yet. That paper's aOnly day old.

GRANDPA JOE Charlie, can you imagine winning?

GRANDMA GEORGINA Touring the factory-

GRANDMA JOSEPHINE Meeting Mr. Wonka-

G RANDPA JOE Seeing for yourself all those undead, zombie workers-

CHARLIE Eating a lifetime supply of chocolate ...

ALL Eating a lifetime supply of chocolate! ROAL D DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr - 15 -

(A loud factorywhistle sounds.)

MRS. BUCKET One o'clock already? Charlie, you'd better hurry. You'll be late for school.

MR. BUCKET It's back to the twists and turns of toothpaste-caps for me.

MRS. BUCKET Goodbye, Mr. Bucket.

MR. BUCKET Goodbye, Mrs. Bucket. (MR. BUCKETexits.)

PerusalGRANDPA JOE Charlie-come here-Remember ... we may be starving-

GRANDMAJOSEPHINE Starving!

GRANDPAJOE We may be poor- Use GRANDMAGEORGINA Poorer than church mice!

GRANDPAJOE Only But the Bucket family always-

GRANDPAJOE, GRANDMAJOSEPHINE AND GRANDMAGEORGINA Thinks positive!

GRANDPAGEORGE Charlie! Pssst! Charlie!

CHARLIE Yes, Grandpa George?

GRANDPAGEORGE Come here . Come on over here ...

CHARLIE OK, Grandpa George. What is it?

GRANDPAGEORGE Charlie, remember... We may be starving- - 16 - WILLY WONKA 2-ACT .-··------ROALD-- DAHL'S------CHARLIE Yes, Grandpa George ...

GRANDPA GEORGE We may be poor-

GRANDMA GEORGINA We've already done that!

GRANDPA GEORGE But the Bucket family-

CHARLIE Always thinks positive. I know, Grandpa George, I know!

GRANDPA GEORGE How'd Perusalhe know I was gonna say that? GRANDPA JOE Write it down in purple ink, Charlie. If it's in purple ink, you'll never forget! GRANDPA GEORGE That's positive! Ha! Use SCENE 4: OUTSIDE THE BUCKET SHACK

6. STREET TRANSITION Only (WON.KA enters and steps forward, narrating.)

WONKA So Mr. Bucket went back to the toothpaste factory, while little Charlie Bucket was off to school. But on the way Charlie heard some exciting news ... (MATILDA enters excitedly, waving a newspaper.)

MATILDA Did ya' hear? Some kid found the first Golden Ticket!

d - 17 - ROALD DAHL'S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT

7. GOLDEN TICKET LIGHT BOX 1

CHARLIE Already? When?

MATILDA Today! Look! (MATILDA exits towards school. WON.KA gestures for an oversized Golden Ticket reading AUGUSTUS GLOOP to light.)

8. AUGUSTUS NEWS FLASH

(PHINEOUS TROUT and his camera crew take the stage.) Perusal SCENE 5: THE GLOOPS

PHINEOUS TROUT This is Phineous Trout reporting live from Frankfurt, Germany, where worldwide Wonka mania has sales topping 25,000 bars every hour! We're live on the scene where the first Golden Ticket has been found!-Here's the winning family now-Mrs. Poop, Mrs. UsePoop, may we have a word? (AUGUSTUS and MRS. GLOOP enter the stage.) MRS. GLOOP Only Der name (pronounced nah-ma) ist Gloop. Mit ein G- und ein L- und ein 0- und anuzzer 0- und ein Pl (spelling) G-L-O-O-P. Und dies'ist mein kleiner liebchen, Augustus! (Standing beside her, stuffing his face with chocolate, is her enormous Botero­ like son, AUGUSTUS.)

PHINEOUS TROUT Tell us about the ticket. MRS. GLOOP Ya. I just knew my little snausage-vausage would find das Golden Ticket! He eats so much candy-vandy zat it vas almost impossible for him NOT to find one! 1 8 _ ,.-. _- ____- ___ -=-R o�A L D D_A H L s_' w_1_ L_L_r _w _o__N _K _A _2 -_A_c_r __ ___ ..:. ..:...:._ ___ _ AUGUSTUS Impossible! Yahl

(AUGUSTUS unwraps a Wonka bar and begins devouring it.) PHINEOUS TROUT So Augustus, tell the folks at home something about you. What do you do? Favorite subjects? Any hobbies?

AUGUSTUS Yahl Food! Augustus eat food. Yahl Lots an' lots of food. Yahl

MRS. GLOOP Eating is his hobby! He's devoted to it! Mein Gott, is he devoted!

PHINEOUS TROUT Critics may say Augustus is a questionable role model for young people, given the alarmingPerusal rise in childhood obesity-

MRS. GLOOP Zo he's a little fat? Vhat's so wrong vith zat? It's better zan being some sort of hooligan, shooting off ze guns, und raising ze havoc! Isn't it, my wittle piggly-wiggly?

UseAUGUSTUS (snorting like a pig) Snort! Snort! Snort! Jah wohl! Mommie dearest! Jah wohl!

MRS. GLOOPOnly I Und vot I alvays say ...don't I alvays say? Say it vith me, my wittle liebchen, say it vith me- AUGUSTUS AND MRS. GLOOP (chanting) Eat more! Eat more! Eat more! Eat more! (SHE rewards AUGUSTUS with a candy as if training a dog.)

MRS. GLOOP Good boy! Good boy, Augustus. Say it again ...

AUGUSTUS Eat more!

MRS. GLOOP ustus! Good boy, Aug Ve've been training him for zis day ever since our little smudgey-pudgey vos born!

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PHINEOUSTROUT Training?

MRS. GLOOP Oh, ya! For der Junge to eat as much as Augustus he has to be in training from morning to night-eating all kinds of ze foods .. .if it vos ze Olympics , Augustus vou ld haf ze gold medals!

9. I EAT MORE!

(MRS. GLOOP) VE GIVE HIM... FRUITJUICE FOR BREAKFAST,PLUS MELONS UND MANGOS­ UNO CEREALS, BANANASUNO CREAM!

PerusalAUGUSTUS ZEN FRIED EGGS MIT BACON, TOMAHTOESUND MUSHROOMS MIT BREADROLLS UND BUNS BY ZE REAM!

BOTH UND COFFEEUNO TOASTUse SPREADMIT BUTTERUNO MARMALAHO­ SVEETMEATSUNO NEATTREATS GALORE! PHINEOUSTROUT Only AND WHAT DOES AUGUSTUSDO WHEN BREAKFAST'STHROUGH?

AUGUSTUS I EATMORE!- 1 EATMORE!

MRS. GLOOP HE HAS BRATWURSTFOR LUNCHEON­ THE SIZE OF A TRUNCHEON- MIT PASTAUND FOIE GRASUNO SOUP! ZEN LAMB CHOPS UND SUCKLINGPIG , DUCKLING UND CHICKEN- EIN BANQVETBEFITTING EIN GLOOP!

ZE LUNCHEON BEGINSSHARP AT TWELVEFORTY FIVE , AND IT ENDS ABOUT QUARTERPAST FOUR! ,.:, ..______- 20 - RO ALD DAH L ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT __

PHINEOUS TROUT AND WHAT DOES AUGUSTUS DO Ii WHEN LUNCHEON'S THROUGH?

AUGUSTUS I EATMORE!- I EAT MORE!

BETWEEN MEALS ZE COOK FEEDS ME ALL KINDS OF GOODIES- LIKE CHOC'LATES UND PUDDINGS UND SNACKS!

MRS. GLOOP PerusalYOU MUST UNDERSTAND YOUNG AUGUSTUS IS SO HIGHLY STRUNG EATING HELPS HIM RELAX!

AUGUSTUS MOM HAS VONKA BARS SENT IN IN SACKS!

MRS. GLOOP I MAKE CERTAINUse ZERE'S NUZZING HE LACKS!

PHINEOUS I THEN DINNER- Only CHORUS OF COOKS OF COURSE, IS HIS MEAL OF ZE DAY- VEN AUGUSTUS COMES RIGHT OFF HIS DIET ... IT'S HAMBURGERS, HOT DOGS UND TEN TONS OF FRENCH FRIES-

AUGUSTUS UND IF I VANT MORE, ZEY SUPPLY IT!

CHORUS OF COOKS AUGUSTUS KEEPS EATING-

AUGUSTUS UND EATING-

MRS.GLOOP UND EATING! ROAL D DAHL ' S WILLY WO N KA 2 - ACT - 21 -

CHORUS OF COOKS UNTIL HE SUBSIDESTO ZE FLOOR...

PHINEOUS TROUT AND THEN WHEN HE'S FINALLYBACK ON HIS FEET­ CAN THE KID EVEN GET THROUGH THE DOOR?

CHORUS OF COOKS NEIN!

MRS. GLOOP UNO ZAT'SVY AUGUSTUS HAS LIVED IN ZE DINING ROOM­ RIGHT FROM ZE DAYHE VASFOUR!

PerusalPHfNEOUS TROUT SO WHAT DOES THE POOR LITTLELAD DO ALLNIGHT ­ TO PREVENTLIFE BECOMING A BORE?

AUGUSTUS I EATMORE! I EATMORE! I EAT MORE! Use I EAT MORE! I EATMORE! Only CHORUS OF COOKS MORE!

AUGUSTUS MORE!

CHORUS OF COOKS MORE!

AUGUSTUS MORE!

MRS. GLOOP AND SOME COOKS PHINEOUS TROUT AND SOME COOKS HE EATSMORE! MORE! HE EATSMORE! MORE! HE EATSMORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!

AUGUSTUS I EATMORE! 22 - i L Y W o N 1< o A L D D A H L lV 1 L 2 c T ������· s�::_:_:_�_:_��_:�' A�:_=._- A���� ,...______: ��� C N : V E R U C : S E E 6

PHINEOUS TROUT

Ladies and Gentlemen, this just in! A second Golden Ticket has . been ouf This time,· on the other side of the world! nd!

(WONKA gestures for VERUCA'S Golden Ticket to light.)

11. NEWS FLASH UNDERSCORE Perusal (PHINEOUS TROUT) We're off Brazil, where the to our live remote in Sao Paulo, world is sudden} "sweet" for Miss Veronica Salt! y (VERUCA and her FATHER enter.)

VERUCA That's Veruca, you imbecile! VERUCA, VERUCA, VERUCA! PHINEOUS TROUT (purposefully ignoringUse VERUCA) So, Mr. Salt, I understand you "sweetened" Veronica's chances with a little assistance? - VERUCAOnly I said VERUCA, you moron! MR. SALT Yes, sir, I did-because my daughter Veruca here is a very special girl. Very special. And when she said she simply had to have one of them there Golden Tickets, see, we went nuts buying Wonka bars by the hundreds- VERUCA By the thousands, Daddy. By the tens of thousands! MR. SALT

You're ri ht, baby. I m st have bought hundreds of thousands of Wonk�,bar�ts ? � _ 5 n Me, I'm 1n the nut business-peanuts, cashews, brazils, macadamias. If it uts. you want, I got 'em! Roasted, raw, plain or fancy, folks go nuts for our n Check us out at w-w-w-we're-nuts-dot-com!

" R O ALD DAHL · s WI LL Y WONKA 2 - ACT - 23 -

VERUCA This is about ME, Daddy! They want to know about MY ticket-not your macadamias!

MR. SALT Right you are, dear. Right you are! (grabbing the microphone away from PHINEOUS TROUT) Call us at one , eight hundred , we're nuts! Major credit cards accepted-

PHINEOUSTROUT The ticket, Mr. Salt?

MR. SALT Right. So I bought hundreds of thousands of Wonka bars and had my factory girls stop shelling nuts ...and start shelling wrappers . PerusalPHINEOUS TROUT And how many wrappers did Veronica shell?

VERUCA None, you pea-brain . Veruca doesn't do manual labor. We have people for that! And my father will have you fired for mispronouncing my name , won't you, daddy?

MR. SALTUse Whatever you want, pigeon ...whatever you want ...anyway ...after days of shelling chocolate, one of my factory girlies finally found the lousy Golden Ticket! I rewarded her by letting her take the lucky piece of chocolate home to her seventeen kids .. .l didn't have the heart not to!Only Know what I mean?!

PHINEOUSTROUT (sarcastically ) How philanthropic!

VERUCA Daddy, now he's being SARCASTIC! I want him fired. FIRED! You hear me? Fired, fired, FIRED!

PHINEOUSTROUT (over VERUCA'sline s) This is Phineous Trout, where it seems the sweet is rapidly turning sour.

MR. SALT With nuts! Don't forget the nut s!

PHINEOUSTROUT Seems you can't have the chocolate without the nuts . Good luck, Veronica! R O ALD DAH L ' S WILLY WONKA 2 - ACT - 25 -

CHARLIE Out of a job?

MR. BUCKET Yep, the factory is moving overseas ... gonna be fully automated . And toothpaste-cap twisting is the only profession I know . I guess you don't need cap-twisters when you have robot -gizmo s.

CHARLIE Don't worry about it, Dad . You never liked that job anyway! Maybe now you can get back into the candy business-like Grandpa Joe keeps saying .

MR. BUCKET Grandpa Joe likes to dream big dreams, Charlie . But I'm afraid big dreams aren't gonna put food on the table . I don't know how I'm going to tell your mom, Charlie . ThingsPerusal were tough enough when I had a job, but now- CHARLIE I said, don't worry, Dad. Just.. .think positive!

MR. BUCKET Positive? Why?

CHARLIE (shrugs) Use Why not? 14. THINK POSITIVE Only (CHARLIE) YOU'VE NOTHING TO LOSE, SO WHY NOT CHOOSE TO THINK POSITIVE? WHENEVER MY LUCK IS ON THE BLINK, I THINK POSITIVE!

WHENEVER I'M FEELING DOWN AND OUT - AND DON 'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I NEVER GIVE WAY TO FEAR AND DOUBT - 'COS THINKING POSITIVE SEES ME THROUGH!

WHENEVER MY STARS ARE OUT OF SYNC, I THINK POSITIVE! I WRITE MY THOUGHTS DOWN IN PURPLE INK - AND THINK POSITIVE! R O ALD D AHL ' S WtLtY W ON KA 2-Ac; ------26 - (CHARLIE) REMEMBER THIS SONG WHEN THINGS GO WRONG, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO! IN NO TIME YOU'LL BE THINKING POSITIVE, Too,

Come on , Papa ... sing with me! WHENEVER I THINK I'M IN THE DRINK, I THINK ...

MR. BUCKET (tentatively) - PerusalPOSITIVE ! CHARLIE Not negative! WHENEVER MY LUCK GOES DOWN THE SINK- I THINK ...

MR. BUCKET POSITIVE!Use CHARLIE That 's more like it! I WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING LOW OR LOST, JUST TAKE A TIP FROMOnly ME! - MR. BUCKET YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME TO COUNT THE COST­ 'COS THINKING POSITIVE- THAT COMES FREE!

BOTH RIGHT! - POSITIVE IS THE WAY TO BE! WHENEVER I'M TEETERING ON THE BRINK, I THINK POSITIVE! THE MOMENT I DO, I'M IN THE PINK, THINKIN' POSITIVE! - 24 _ ~ ----- ·------R~O~A~L~D~D~A~H~L:,_'~s_:_W~TL::_L~Y--W_o_N_K_A_ 2_-_A_:__c~T- ~

VERUCA ~ , (as she storms off tire stage, MR. SALT in tow) Its VeroooooooooooooooooooooKA!

PHINEOUS TROUT So after just one day there are only three Golden Tickets left . Stay tunect continuous coverage of this extraordinary contest. Let's hope that just ~ 0 t 0 I deserving kid is among the five! Trout, out! e SCENE 7: OUTSIDE THE BUCKET SHACK

PerusalGAMES, MATILDA and a few of the other KIDS rush onstage.) CHARLIE What's going on? Why aren't you guys going to school?

MATILDA School's cancelled . Everyone's gone Wonka crazy!

JAMES A new shipment just arrived at the candy shop--we wanna be first in line! Come on! Use

CHARLIE I That's OK. You guys go on without me . MATILDAOnly See ya! I'm gonna be first in line!

JAMES Not if I can help it! Race you there! GAMES races offstage, MATILDA and the other KIDS chase aft er him.)

1 3. FACTORY CLOSING

(CHARLIE notices his father sitting a lone on a bench.)

CHARLIE Dad? Why aren't you at work? Did they clos e the factory early?

MR. BUCKET That's an understatement Charlie . They' ve closed it for ever. I'm out of a job. ,....__ • - 2 6 - WoNKA 2-ACT ROALD DAHL'S WILLY ---

(CHARLIE) REMEMBER THIS SONG WHEN THINGS GO WRONG, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO! ! IN NO TIME YOU'LL BE THINKING POSITIVE, TOO

Come on, Papa ...sing with me! WHENEVER I THINK I'M IN THE DRINK, I THINK ... I MR. BUCKET (tentatively) POSITIVE! Perusal CHARLIE Not negative! WHENEVER MY LUCK GOES DOWN THE SINK­ I THINK ...

MR. BUCKET POSITIVE! UseCHARLIE That's more like it! I WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING LOW OR LOST, JUST TAKE A TIP FROMOnly ME!- MR. BUCKET YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME TO COUNT THE COST­ ' COS THINKING POSITIVE - THAT COMES FREE!

BOTH RIGHT! I POSITIVE IS THE WAY TO BE!

WHENEVER I'M TEETERING ON THE BRINK, I THINK POSITIVE! THE MOMENT I DO, I'M IN THE PINK, THINKIN' POSITIVE! R OAL D DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 27 -

(BOTJH) REMEMBER THIS SONG WHEN THINGS GO WRONG- THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO! IN NO TIME YOU'LL BE THINKING POSITIVE, TOO!

MR. BUCKET Charlie, I haven't had this mu ch fun sirncethe factory manager caught his tongue in the conveyer belt. Now let's get home . I'm positive we're having something special for supper tonight.

CHARLIE Left-over cabbage soup?

MR. BUCKET No, fresh cabbage soup!Perusal CHARLIE Now that's positive !

BOTH REMEMBER THIS SONG WHEN THINGS GO WRONG-Use THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO! IN NO TIME YOU' LL BE THI NKING POSITIVE, TOO! POSITIVE! Only (MR. BUCKETmusses CHARLIE's hair as the actorsmove the bed centerstage. The GRANDPARE,NTSall wearbirthday hats made from yesterday's newspaper.) SCENE 8: THE BUCKET SHACK

1 \\ 0~KA The Bucket family went about from morning 'til night with a horribl e rumbling in th eir tummies . Charlie felt it worst of all. But o n ce a vcar Cha . got a very special trea t- • • r 1te

ALL I SUHJ>RJSE! Happ y Birthda y, Charli e!

Perusal((i f

GRANDMA GEORGINA W t' already sa id th at.

GRANDPA GEORGE Wt ' did ? When ? Use GRANDPA JOE ,ive him hi s present ... I GRANDPAOnly GEORGE Yes, h e's ve ry pleasant!

ALL GRANDPARENTS (c ha11ti11s) Pres ent! Pres en t! Present! (MRS. BU CKET hand s CHA RLIE a present, lookin g mu ch lik e a candy bar.)

MRS. BUCKET Here you go, m y lov e.

GRANDMA JOESPHINE It's fron1 all of us!

GRANDPA JOE Go on, boy, open I·tr . (CHARLIE opens the pr esent.)

.i ROALD DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 29 -

CHARLIE It's a Wonka's Whipple-Scrumptious-Fudgemallow-Delight!

GRANDPAJOE The best of 'em all! Real whipple, carefully whipped at twenty-seven-hundred rpms for precisely sixty-two point three seconds ...

MRS. BUCKET Grandpa, please ...

GRANDMAJOSEPHINE I thought we agreed to get him the Nut-a-riffle. ..

GRANDPAJOE (sharply to JOSEPHINE. This is an ongoingdebate) The Fudgemallow's Perusal the best, and you know it! GRANDMAJOSEPHINE Nut-a-riffic!

GRANDPAJOE Fudgemallow!

GRANDMAJOSEPHINE Nut-a-riffle, Nut-a-riffle, NUT-A-RIFFIC!Use

GRANDPAGEORGE An' I think he's terrific, too! Happy Birthday, Charlie!Only MR. BUCKET Mom and Dad, it's Charlie's day ...

GRANDMA GEORGINA Go ahead, Charlie, open it up ...

GRANDPAJOE Yeah! Show us what thinkin' positive's all about!

MRS. BUCKET Now, don't be too disappointed, my darling, if you don't find what you're looking for.

GRANDMA GEORGINA The thing to remember is that whatever happens, you still have the bar of candy!

GRANDPA GEORGE I thought we were gonna give him a bar of candy!? ,... ._. - 30 - ROALD 0AHl.'S \\/ILLY \\IONkA 2-ACT

GRANDMA GEORGINA \-\7e did! That's what 1 just said - (speaking loudly) BAR OF CANDY!

GRANDPA GEORGE Sure, I'd love a jar of brandy!

GRANDMA JOSEPHINE Yes, I would! She said he still has the bar of candy!

GRANDPA GEORGE Who's got a bar of candy?

GRANDPA JOE, GRANDMA JOSEPHINE AND GRANDMA GEORGINA CHARLIE!Perusal GRANDPA GEORGE Well, why didn't you just say so?

MRS. BUCKET Go on, Charlie, open it.

MR. BUCKET Yeah, open the bar up! WhoUse knows?-maybe our luck has finally changed!

CHARLIE OK. Here goes ... (CHARLIE pauses, savoring the moment.)Only

GRANDPA JOE For goodness sake, open it, boy!

GRANDMA GEORGINA Please open it! You're making me jumpy.

GRANDPA GEORGE I You're always grumpy! That woman was born grumpy. But I love her just the same. Hey, Charlie open the bar and see if you've won!

16. CHARLIE UNDERSCORE

(CHARLIE tears open the wrapper. No Golden Ticket.)

CHARLIE Well. ..that's that! ... Who wants a piece? ---- R O A L D D A H L ' S WILL Y W o NKA 2-Acr - 31 -

MRS. BUCKET We wouldn't dream of it, Charlie .

CHARLIE Come on , Dad, have a piece . You dese rve something special after losing your job .

MRS. BUCKETAND GRANDPARENTS What?

GRANDPAJOE It's not true! Charlie, that's not funny . Tell me it's not true .

GRANDMA GEORGINA We'll starve!

PerusalMR. BUCKET It IS true . And we will NOT starve . Now, what kind of a party is this? Hey, let's splurge a little. Put on the radio .

MRS. BUCKET Mr. Bucket's right! What's a little more electricity? Charlie, plug in the radio! CHARLIEUse Wow! Really? This is the best birthday ever!

(CHARLIE pantomimes plugging in an old-fashioned radio. We hear it buzz and crackle its way to full volume.) Only

SCENE 9: VIOLET RADIO STA.TION

17. VIOLET NEWS FLASH I

PHINEOUS TROUT We interrupt the Orphan Annie Radio Hour to bring you this important news flash. In the past hour, a third Golden Ticket has been found in Snellville, Georgia.

18. GOLDEN TICKET LIGHT BOX 3

(WONKA gestures for VJOLET's Golden Ticket to light.)

(PHINEOUS TROUT) And what is your name, young lady? ,.._.... - 32 _ ,,,______}:_R:_O~A~L~D~D~A::_H~L~':._s_w~1~L~L~Y~W~O~N~K~A-=-2-=--~A~c~T~----

<,;;.10LETst eps forward, loudly chewing gum into a11old-fashioned Decca .___ icrophone . Her MOTHER is dressed exactly as she is.)

VIOLET Violet . Violet Beauregarde .

Vi . . MRS. BEAUREGARDE R olet, quit chewing your gum so loud ly. It's not ladylike . Not ladylike at all! emember what your therapist said about acting out-

VIOLET I I Ah, can it, Ma! You flap your jaws even more'n I do! MRS. BEAUREGARDE Now,. Violet . I do not apprecia te that sort of language . Watch your words . Ask me nicely.Perusal VIOLET No prob . (sweetly) Hey, Ma ? Would you please ... (sudden ly angry) CAN IT! I'm being interviewed here . PHINEOUSUse TROUT Now, tell us, Violet , how did you find your Golden Ticket?

I VIOLET Normally, I'm a gumchewer. In fact, I adore gum. Love it, love it, love it! I chew gum all day long, except when I'm Onlyeating, then I take th e gum out of my mouth and put it behind my ear like this .

MRS. BEAUREGARDE Isn't that clever? She's so clever! She thought of that herself!

VIOLET Ma, coo l it! And when I sleep, I put the gum on my headboard, so in the morning all I have to do is pop it back into my mouth and start chewing again!

MRS. BEAUREGARDE (proudly) She thought of that , too! So clever!

VIOLET Sometimes it's a little hard to get started, and one time it got in my hair , but Ma cut it out and I went right on chewing it . It was a hairy moment, though­ ha, ha, ha!

ci ROALD D A HL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 33 -

MRS. BEAUREGARDE Oh, isn' t she just HILARIOUS!

PHINEOUS TROUT (stone-faced) Very witty, Violet. Now tell us about your Golden Ticket?

VIOLET OK, keep your pants on, Phin eous, I'm getting to it! So like I said, I'm a gum-chewer normally, but when I heard about Wonka's contest, I laid off the gum and switched straight on to candy bars. That's how I found my ticket! Now, of cour se, I'm right back on th e gum. In fact, I've been working on this piece for over three months solid. I've beaten the record set by my best friend, Cornelia Prinzmetel. Hi, Cornelia .. .listen to thi s ... (SHE chews loudlyPerusal into the microp hone.) That 's th e sound of you losing ! Listen some more ...

(SHE chews even more loudly adding, smacks and pops.)

Chew on THAT, Princess Prinzmetel! SCENE 10: HOME OF MIKE TEAVEEUse

19 . RADIO ANNOUNCER

PHINEOUS TROUT Only Ladies and Gentlemen, Wonka bar sales have rocketed up to over two hundred thousand an hour and this just in ...The fourth Golden Ticket has also been located-in Television City, Californ ia!

20. GOLDEN TICICET LIGHT BOX 4

(WONKA enters and gestures for MIKE's Golden Ticket to light.)

(PHINEOUS TROUT) Leaving only th e fifth and final ticket to be found! We're live at the home of Mike Teavee, the lucky finder of Golden Ticket Number Four! Here's Ms. Teavee now . Tell us about finding the Golden Ticket, ma'am!

MS. TEAVEE Well, you see, Mike and I were- I., ., •• • - 34 - RoALD� ROALD DAHL'S WILL .-·-�-,------� MIKE Ml . interrupt? This is the best (watc�mg TV ) u neve r to n't I tell yo guy die? That was so Yeah, OK ...Well, I guess I GOT the big Cut the chit-chat M a.' Did d you see that ! Dea d'· Di giving up half a day of all my fav'rite part! Crack, smack, whack factory, which probably will have cra1 totally awesome! baby, gotta change the channel, Dud< OU S TROUT PHINE Ticket- ut the Golden M s. Teavee abo PHINEOl So we gather, Mike. Now, ' Now, which school does our latest G< E MIK · f · Wait a minute ... reeze M suICI· "d e bornb du de Zip it! This next show's the School?! Are you joking? -or just er, frame.. .it's my cell phone... TV and my Game Boy, fool. (HE picks up his cell phone.) 21. I SEE IT All ON TV Talk to me. Hold on, got another call. (MIKE holds up another phone to his ear.) (� Perusal SOME KIDS LIKE ELEC Talk to me. AND SOME KIDS LIKE PHINEOUS TROUT TO EARN A UNIVERSI1 I DON'T SHARE THEIR Uh , Mike I would you mind telling us about the- I DON'T NEED TO GO MIKE . ME, I SEE IT ALL ON T Dude, can't you see I'm busy runningUse an empHe h ere.7 (speaking into one phone) MS. Gotta go- SOME KIDS LIKE TO S (speaking into the other phone) Catch ya' later. OK, Oprah, whaddya want? AN' SOME KIDS GO T( Only WHILE OTHERS VISIT PHINEOUS TROUT Mike, I'd like you to tell our audience how it feels to- I DON'T LEARN A Sir-­ MIKE , COS I CAN DOWNLC lay Hold the phone, Dude! Check it out-I love this show! Wait! Wait! You p IT'S ALL ON MY COW Wii? I'm the best, dude. The best! M� MS. TEAVEE Mike has certain focus issues ... SOME KIDS GO TO B. AND OTHER KIDS H (SHE holds MIKE by the ears and makes him focus on PHINEOUS TROUT.) LIKE TEN DAYS AT A PHINEOUS TROUT So I see. Now Mike, tell us about the Golden TlC k te . WHILE WIMPY KIDS I PLAY "DESTROY Tl NO ONE HAS NINTl R OA L D D A H L ' S WrLL Y WO N KA 2-A CT - 35 -

MIKE Yeah, OK. ..Well, I guess I GOT the big shiny ticket, dawg . Big deal! Means giving up half a day of all my fav'rite shows to tour some stupid chocolate factory, which probably will have crappy cell reception . Forgive me, Oprah baby, gotta change the channel. Dude, check her out!

PHINEOUS TROUT Now, which school does our latest Golden Ticket winner attend?

MIKE School?! Are you joking? -or just crazy? Who needs school? I got the 'net, TV and my Game Boy, fool.

21 . I SEE IT ALL ON TV

Perusal(MIKE) SOME KIDS LIKE ELECTRIC TRAINS- AND SOME KIDS LIKE TO USE THEIR BRAINS­ TO EARN A UNIVERSITY DEGREE! I DON'T SHARE THEIR THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE­ ! DON 'T NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE- ME, I SEE IT ALL ON TV! Use MS. TEAVEE SOME KIDS LIKE TO SING AN' DANCE­ AN ' SOME KIDS GO TO PARIS, FRANCE­ WHILE OTHERS VISIT WASHINGTON,Only D.C.

MIKE I DON'T LEARN A SINGLE THING 'COS I CAN DOWNLOAD ANYTHING­ IT'S ALL ON MY COMPUTER FOR FREE!

MS. TEAVEE SOME KIDS GO TO BASEBALL GAMES- AND OTHER KIDS HAVE USELESS AIMS­ LIKE TEN DAYS AT A BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE.

MIKE WHILE WIMPY KIDS READ BOOKS OF VERSE, I PLAY "DESTROY THE UNIVERSE" - NO ONE HAS NINTENDO GAMES LIKE ME! - 36 - 2-ACT ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY WONKA .,.·.• ••� ------MS. TEAVEE SOME KIDS LIKE TO FLY BALLOONS- OR PLAY THE LATEST TOP TEN TUNES­ WHILE OTHERS WANNA SURF IN WAIKIKI.

MIKE I CAN VISIT LONDON, ROME-

MS. TEAVEE AN' TOKYO WITHOUT LEAVIN' HOME.

MIKE TAKE A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON - Perusal MS. TEAVEE AN' BACK ON ANY AFTERNOON.

BOTH YES, WE CAN DO IT ALL FROM A TO Z.

MIKE I GOT MY COMPUTER! I cos Use (Fourcounts of computer game sounds.) AND MY GAME BOY'S EVEN CUTER!

(Four counts of computer game sounds.)Only YES I

MS. TEAVEE YES, HE ...

BOTH OH, WHEE!. .. CAN SEE IT ALL ON TV

PHINEOUS TROUT ON TV!

MS. TEAVEE ON TV! ROA LD DAH L ' S WILLY W ONKA 2 - A CT - 37 -

MIKE ONT V!

ALL ONTV!

SCENE 11: THE BUCKET SHACK

GRANDMAGEORGINA Turn it off! I've heard enough of these snot -nosed brat s!

GRANDPAGEORGE (waking up suddenly) What'd she say? What'dPerusal she say? GRANDMAJOSEPHINE She said she's spotted rats...

GRANDPAJOE Catch one! Maybe we could eat it!

MRS. BUCKET That's quite enough! We should all go toUse bed.

CHARLIE Can Grandpa Joe tell me one Wonka story? Just one?Only Please? MRS. BUCKET All right , but just one. And NO zombie worker stories. You need your sleep.

MR. BUCKET You guys care if Pa tells Charlie a bedtime story? (The three GRANDPARENTS have all fallen asleep and answer with a concerted snore.)

Guess not. I'll help you clean up, Mrs. Bucket.

22. IMAGINE UNDERSCORE

GRANDPAJOE So Charlie, hav e I got a story for you.

CHARLIE What' s it about? Pirates? A giant peach? Zombies? --· - - 38 _ WoNKA 2-ACT .-··--.,------___:_������---ROALD DAHL'S WILLY ------GRANDPA JOE prom about a little b ! ised your mom, no zombie stories. This one's oy. .. anct it Just so happens to be this little boy's birthday... CHARLIE Yeah? GRANDPA JOE And this little all his presents, but guess wha Ther boy thought he'd opened t? e was one more ... Charlie, look here. CHARLIE A Wonka Nutty-Crunch Surprise! GRANDPA JOE Shh ....Perusal CHARLIE But where'd you get it? GRANDPA JOE I have my ways. Now don't forget, Charlie, there is still a teeny, tiny, million. to-one chance that this here bar could be hiding- UseCHARLIE (in awe) The fifth and last Golden Ticket! MRS. BUCKET Now what's going on over there? Only MR. BUCKET Pop, what's that in your hands? GRANDPA JOE Just a little something from me to Charlie on his birthday. Shh ... keep it quiet. I don't wanna wake the others. GRANDMA GEORGINA What's going on? GRANDPA GEORGE I smell chocolate! GRANDMA JOSEPHINE What are you up to, Joe?

...... ROA L D D A H L ' S WILLY WoNKA 2-ACT - 39 -

GRANDPAJOE This is between me and the boy. Go on, Charlie-open it.

CHARLIE I can't. I'm too nervous . You open it, Grandpa Joe.

GRANDPAJOE I'll tell you what. Let's do it together. A lifetime supply of chocolate! One ...two ... three ... (THEY open the wrapping.Nothing but chocolate.)

CHARLIE Nothing.

GRANDMA GEORGINA A good thing , reallyPerusal... Chocolate's very fattening! GRANDPAJOE You're right! A lifetime supply of it-why , you'd be the size of the dome on Capitol Hill!

CHARLIE I wish I'd never heard of candy-or Wonka!

2 3. CHEER UP, CHARLIE Use ,

GRANDPAJOE CHEER UP, CHARLIE- Only GIVE ME A SMILE! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SMILE I USED TO KNOW? DON 'T YOU KNOW YOUR GRIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY SUNSHINE? LET THAT SUNSHINE SHOW!

MRS. BUCKET COME ON , CHARLIE- NO NEED TO FROWN! . DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW TOMORROW IS YOUR TOY. WHEN THE DAYS GET HEAVY, NEVER PIT-A-PAT 'EM! ~··,".,,,..------~~-=-=-~------40 - R O A LD D AHL . 5 W I LL> ' WO N K .-4 2-A C T MR. BUCKET UP AND AT 'EM , BOY!

MR. AND MRS. BUCKET SOME DAY, SWEET AS A SONG , CHARLIE 'S LUCKY DAY WILL COME ALONG!

MR. AND MRS. BUCKET 'TIL THAT DAY YOU GOTT A HANG IN STRONG, CHARLIE! - UP ON TOP IS RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG!

GRANDPAJOE PerusalLOOK UP, CHARLIE - YOU'LL SEE A STAR! JUST FOLLOW IT AND KEEP YOUR DREAMS IN VIEW!

GRANDMAS GEORGINA AND JOSEPHINE PRETTY SOON THE SKIES ARE GON NA UseCLEAR UP, CHARLIE ! ALL GRANDPARENTS CHEER UP, CHARLIE , DO!

MRS. BUCKETOnly CHEER UP, CHARLIE !

GRANDPA JOE COME ON, CHARLIE!

MR. AND MRS. BUCKET JUST BE GLAD YOU' RE YOU!

ALL CHEER UP, CHARLIE! ROALD DAHL ' s WILL 'Y WoNKA 2-Acr - 41 -

SCENE 12: TWO WEEKS LATER - SNOWY STREETS

24. SNOWY STREETS

(WON.KAenters with the candy cart. A harsh wind blows.)

WOJNKA During the next two weeks, the weather turned as cold as Willy Wonka 's subzero , choco-ice-cream -supreme . Fir:stcame the snow-huge flakes drifting slowly down from a steel blue sky. (It begins to snow on stage.) Then came the wind- (We hear the soundPerusal of a harsh wind.) Inside the house , jets of freezing air caime rushing in through the sides of the windows, and under th e doors, and there was no place to go to escape them .

The four old folks lay silent and hudd iled in their bed, trying to keep the cold out of their bones .

For the Bucket family, the excitement of the Golden Tickets was long forgotten . In fact, all the family could think aboutUse was trying to keep warm and scraping together enough food to keep their hutnger at bay for yet another long, cold day as Winter tightened its grip. Mr. Bucket searched for odd jobs, like shoveling snowOnly. Little Charlie began the long , uphill trek towards school. (MR. BUCKETexits one directionwith a snow shovel in hand. CHARLIE crossesin the opposite directionand meets the CANDY MAN.)

CANDY MAN Charlie , Charlie! Where 's your coat?

CHARLIE I haven 't got a coat.

CANDY MAN Here, take my scarf; you 'll freeze to death .

CHARLIE Thanks . You making your rounds?

CANDY MAN Was hoping to, Charlie, but it's too cold! Just trying to get back to the shop before the candy freezes. Help me paclk up, would ya? r

WlLLY WoNKA 2-Acr - 42 - ROALD DAHL'S __-._ .�.,------���------I CHARLIE Sure! (HE drops a display case on the ground.)

CANDY MAN y, Charhe, would Oh, blast it! My are so cold I can't feel 'em. S� You fingers em to freeze ... grab that box of Nut Crunchies for me? Don't want - CHARLIE OK.

(CHARLIE spots a coin.) -

- 2S. SILVER IN THE SNOW Perusal

(CHARLIE) Look at that! There's a coin lying right here in the snow.· (picking it up) A silver dollar! (CHARLIEhas never held this much money. HE crosses to the CANDY MAN,

assuming the coin belongs to him.) I think you musta dropped this.Use

CANDY MAN

Wow! A silver dollar! No, it's not mine. Why don't you just take it home to your folks. Only CHARLIE You think I should? Maybe I should put up a notice .... CANDY MAN That coin's probably been buried in the snow for weeks. Take it, Charlie. And take this for being such a good kid. (HE gives CHARLIEa Wonka bar.)

CHARLIE Really? CANDY MAN Really. You look like you're starving. (CHARLIE tears open the chocolate bar. Nothing in it but chocolate.)

CHARLIE . , M m ...1t s so goo d'. (As if HE's describing a finewine.) ROALD DAHL ' S WILL Y W ON KA 2-A CT - 43 -

(CHARLIE) A perfect blend of Belgian Dark choco late and New World light, with subt le overton es of Moroccan espresso. Wonka's a geniu s! (HE sighs, content.)

Thanks . I'd better get to school. (CHARLIEcrosses to exit, stops, and crossesback to the CANDY MAN.)

Do you think I could have just one more? An' thi s time I'll pay for it.

CANDY MAN Why not? I'd give ya' another one , but the boss is pretty strict about inventory . What 'll it be, Charlie, my boy?

CHARLIE Well, I think I'll sharePerusal this one with my family ...Grandpa Joe likes the Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, but Grand ma Josephine likes the Nut-a-ri ffle.

CANDY MAN Then you should get th e Whipp le Scrumptious Nut-a-riffle Totally Twisted Combo bar. Just out. Here you go. I know you're going to share it and all, but you might as well take a little taste. You know, to make sure you like it, too ! (The CANDY MAN exits. CHARLIEUselook s at hi s last-chance bar of chocolate, passing it back and forth from one hand to the other. Shimmering, mystical music under.) 26. THINK POSITIVE REPRISE Only CHARLIE ON THE ONE HAND , YOU ARE JUST A BAR OF CHOC'LATE ­ NO DIFF'RENT FROM THE REST! ON THE OTHER HAND , YOU'RE THE SUPERSTAR OF CHOC' LATE­ THE GOLDEN KEY TO WILLY WONKA 'S TREASURE CHEST! WHICHEVER YOU ARE, I'M HOPIN G FOR THE BEST! THINK POSITIVE! THINK POSITIVE! THI NK POSITIVE! (CHARLIEslowly peels back the cover the Wonka bar, revealingth e last Golden Ticket. His ticket lights up.) ---...------~~=-=------~ - 44 - R OALD D AHL ' S WlLLl ' WO N KA 2-A c r (CHARLIE) LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!-SEE WHAT HAPPENED! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE THINKING Posrr 1 THINK POSITIVE! ... THINK POSITIVE!. .. YE! (The music comes to vibrant pulsating life!)

(CHARLIE alone on the street.)

(CHARLIE) I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE ANYTHING BUT CATASTROPHE! BUT SUDDENLY I BEGIN TO SEE PerusalA BlT OF GOOD LUCK FOR ME!

'COS I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET! I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLE IN MY EYE!

I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SHINE­ NEVER A HAPPY SONG TO SING . BUT SUDDENLYUse HALF THE WORLD IS MINE!­ WHAT AN AMAZING THING!

'COS I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET! - I'VE GOT A GOLDEN SUNOnly UP IN THE SKY! (The stage is filled with a crowd of people, led by PHINEOUS TROUT, all eager to see the little boy who found the last Golden Ticket.)

PHINEOUS TROUT Ladies and Gentlemen, the last Golden Ticket has finally been found , right here in the Great City! What's your name, kid?

■ CHARLIE Charlie, Charlie Bucket, sir.

PHINEOUSTROUT Congratulations, Charlie Bucket! Your life's about to change! (HE takes a photo of CHARLIE.)

rd R OA Lo DA H L ' S WILL \'' WoNKA 2 - Acr - 45 -

ALL BOY, WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE­ NOW GOLDEN TICKET NUMBER FIVE IS RIGHT HERE! IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND! BOY, WHAT A DAY TO CELEBRATE! BOY, WHAT A DAY TO LABEL GREAT! WHEN EVERY DREAM THAT EVER YOU PLANNED'S COMIN ' IN TO LAND! DON ' T IT BEAT THE BAND?!

(CHARLIE bursts into the shack with excitement.)

CHARLIE Grandpa Joe! Mom! Dad! I found it, the last Golden Ticket!

PerusalGRAND :PAJOE Don't tease us, Charlie-

CHARLIE But I did! Look!

GRAND!PAJOE By all that's chocolate , Charlie, you didUse it! You did it! Holy Nut-a-riffic! MR. BUCKET Wait a minute, wait a minute! The touir is today! I just saw them lining up in front of Wonka 's factory. You'd better get moving! Only

MRS. BUCKET Come here, Charlie , let's wash your face!

GRANDMAJ iOSEPHINE Shine your shoes!

GRANDMAGEORGINA Are ya' wearin' clean underwear?

GRANDPA GEORGE I forget. I've been stuck in this bed for so long!

GRANDMA JOSEPHINE NOT YOU! CHARLIE!

GRANDPA GEORGE I'm not Charlie! He is! --______:_:_::~------R OALD DAHL ' S WIL LY W ONKA 2-A cr MR . BUCKET Charlie , who would you like to go with you on the tour ? CHARLIE Well it'd be great if you could all come with me. But if I can only ch I ~~ on e ... then it has to be Grandpa Joe! GRANDMAJOSEPHINE He's too old! GRANDPAGEORGE Oh, no I'm not!

GRANDMA GEORGINA Not, you! JOE!

GRANDPAGEORGE Oh, he 's too old!

GRANDPAJOE Who are you calling old? I've been waiting for thi s moment my entire life! Get me out of this bed, Charlie, an ' I'll race you to the factory! Perusal (GRANDPA/OE jumpsout of bed.HE is fully dressedin a suit and tie.)

GRANDPA JOE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEETHE DAY WHEN I WOULD FACEUseTHE WORLD AND SAY CHARLIEAND GRANDPAJOE //GOOD MORNING!- Only LOOK AT THE SUN!"

GRANDPAJOE I NEVERTHOUGHT THAT I WOULDBE SLAP IN THE LAP OF LUXURY!- ' COSI'D HAVESAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!

CHARLIE BUTIT CAN BEDONE!

FAMILY YES,IT CAN BEDONE! R OA L D D AHL ' S WILLY WONJ(A 2 - A c r - 47 -

CHARLIE I NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD CLIMB OVER THE MOON IN ECSTASY!- BUT NEVERTHELESS IT'S THERE THAT I'M SHORTLY ABOUT TO BE!

'COS I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET! 'COS I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!

(GRANDPAJOE and CHARLIEare hoisted onto shoulders of a gathering crowd and paraded to the factory.) ALL HE'S GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!

PerusalCHARLIE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE MY WAY! AND, WITH A GOLDEN TICKET, IT'S A GOLDEN DAY!

ALL WE NEVER EVER DARED UseTO THINK THAT THERE WOULD BE A GOLDEN TIME WHEN BANG! IN A GLORIOUS GOLDEN BLINK OUR LIVES WOULD BECOME SUBLIME!Only (The other GOLDEN TICKET WINNERSand their CHAPERONESjoin the parade.)

'COS WE'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!

GOLDENTICKET WINNERS I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!

ALL WE' VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE OUR WAY! AND WITH A GOLDEN TICKET, IT'S A GOLDEN DAY!

CURTAIN

END OF ACT I 2 A 4 8 - w CT X AL'f - 1 _ __ _ s_::W_:;:_L ::....L �Y __ o_N_K_A _____ - -=-J! _ _!_R�O�A�L�D�D:..'.A�H::_:L:...' ,..• .••,,,-. , _. ______.:.. SCENE 13: OUTSIDE WONKA'S FACTORY

28. AT THE GATES has (Outside the gate of Willy Wonka's Factory. A crowd gathered including the five GOLDEN TICKET WINNERSand their chaperones. PHINEOUS TROUTr eports.) PHINEOUS TROUT Ladies and Gentlemen, we are coming to you live outside the gates of the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, where history is about to be made! We've been told Mr. Willy Wonka himself will soon emerge from behind these mysterious gates. It seems something is happening, yes, yes! Here he comes now, the chocolate genius of the century! Mr. Willy... Wonka! Perusal(A hush falls over the crowd as WON.KA makes a spectacular entrance.) WONKA YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR MIND THERE'S A WORLD OF ENDLESS FASCINATION - NO MORE FUN PLACE TO BE THAN YOUR OWN IMAGINATION!

YOU CAN DREAMUse ANY DREAM- YOU CAN SAVOUR EVERY SITUATION! LIFE IN THERE'S (indicating the chocolate factory) Only A SENSATIONAL SENSATION!

IF YOU WANT TO SEE MAGIC LANDS, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOU WILL SEE ONE!_ WANNA BE A DREAMER?- BE ONE!_ ANY TIME YOU PLEASE- AND PLEASE SAVE ME ONE!

THERE IS NO PLACE TO GO TO COMPARE WITH YOUR IMAGINATION' SO GO THERE TO BE FREE IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE! PHINEOUS TROUT Mr. Wonka! Mr. Wonka! May I have a few words? R O A L D DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2 - AcT - 49 -

(WONKA speaks directly into PHINEOUS TROUT 's microphone.)

WONKA Certainly. Mukluk ... supercilious ...and ...pianoforte. Three of my very favorites! Thank you . Lovely speaking with you ... Come forward, my little friends! Gather round! (THEY do and nearly trample PHINEOUS TROUT as HE exits.) Welcome to my factory! Augustus Gloop, please step forward .

AUGUSTUS Here ist mein Golden Ticket, Mr. Vonka. Does zis mean I can haf somesing now to eat? Ah, Ah, CHOO!

MRS. GLOOP He has ein a co]d, poorPerusal baby, ein grosser geschnuffel. VERUCA (rudely interrupting) My name is Veruca Salt.

WONKA That's your misfortune, not mine. I always thought a veruca was a wart , but you don't look like a wart at all...more Useof a mole, or perhaps a bunion- MR. SALT How ya' doing, Wonka? Salt's the name and nuts the game! I'm totally nuts! Nuts for nuts, that is! An operation like this must Only go through a million nuts ... WONKA Make that a million and one-your ticket?

VERUCA Here's your silly ticket . Can I have it back after the tour?

WONKA (tearing up the Golden Ticket) Of course you can, my dear . Of course . (beat) Violet Beauregarde!

VIOLET I hear ya' . Here's our ticket . (SHE snaps her gum.)

WONKA There is no gum-chewing allowed on the tour . WoNKA 2-ACT , � DAHL'S WILLY --- 50 ------�ROALD------◄ VIOLET But you MAKE gum! MRS. BEAUREGARDE Mr. Wonka asked you to remove your gum, Violet dear. Do we need to negotiate?

VIOLET Psycho-babble, whatever. (SHE places the gum behind her ear.)

WONKA

I ii Mike Teavee? (beat) Mr.Perusal Mike Teavee and guest? Your Golden Ticket, please. (MIKE is watching a mini handheld TV.)

MIKE Hold your golden horses a minute, professor! There's a Geico and a Nike commercial coming up. You don't often get a Geico and a Nike back-to-back!

MS. TEAVEE I'm sorry. Here's our ticket,Use Mr. Wonka. WONKA Scrumptious. Oh, and Mike, I'm happy to announce that there's no television reception in the factory. Only MIKE None?

WONKA None what-so-ever... (HE laughs maniacally.) Chuck Bucket?

GRANDPA JOE It's Charlie, Mr. Wonka. Charlie Bucket. Here's our ticket.

CHARLIE I Hello, Mr. Wonka.

WONKA So you're Charlie Bucket? Odd coincidence you finding your ticket at the verY last minute of the very last day ... R ot\LD DAI-H ' s WILLY WONK/\ 2-ACT - 51 -

GRANDPA JOE Now see here, Mr. Wonka, our ticket's as good as-

WONKA Pleasure to meet you, too, Mr.-

GRANDPA JOE Oh, you already know me, Mr. Wonka . Joe Bucket. I used to work for you .

WONKA Congratulations! So did I! Well, then, let's proceed . We start with a contract . (A giant contract drops from above.)

Raise your right hand .. .l, insert your name here ...

PerusalKIDS I (they say their names) ...

WONKA Hereby swear not to touch, malign, assign ...

KIDS ... touch, malign, assign ... Use WONKA ... clutch, sha re, tear, or wear, none such, party of the first part, under penalty fitting of the grievance should such grievance occur, not valid in all states, see store for details, objects in mirror may be larger thanOnly they appear, do you so swear?

KIDS We swear.

MR. SALT Not without my lawyer . Let me give him a ring .

WONKA No mobile phones. Sign or leave ... Good! Now are there any questions? (While the KIDS sign the contract, the PARENTS chat.)

MR. SALT Hey, Wonks-how long do you think this thing'll take? I gotta meeting in twenty ...

WONKA Any questions from the children ... A - 5 2 N K A 2 - C .,. - R D ' S W L L y W O T .-•- •..,-._------�:.:.:..::��:__O A L D A H L I______MRS. GLOOP Mr. Vonka, how long until ve may haff ein snack? Augustus has low blood Ii sugar. I I I I MS. TEAVEE (snapping a photo, using her cell phone) I Pose with Mr. Wonka, Mike! Come on! Pose with Mr. Wonka! Oh, wait 'til I I send this to grandma! WONKA (taking the cell phone away from her and placing it in his coat pocket) And absolutely no photography of any kind!

I I l :! I AUGUSTUS Mr. Vonka-justPerusal how many rooms has your factory? WONKA Good question, Augustus.

29. IN THIS ROOM HERE

(WONKA) IN THE WONKA CHOCOLATE FACT'RY, THERE ARE SEV'RALUse THOUSAND ROOMS- KIDS OOH, OOH, OOH! WONKAOnly I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT SOME OF THEM ARE! (HE points in various directions with a laser pointer.)

IN THIS ROOM HERE ARE THE LUMINOUS LOLLIES­ FOR EATING IN BED AT NIGHT! AND IN THAT ROOM THERE THE EXPLODING SWEETS­ FOR WHEN ENEMIES START A FIGHT!

I IN THIS ROOM HERE IS THE ROCK CANDY MINE­ I THEY SAY THAT IT'S THREE MILES DEEP! AND IN THAT ROOM THERE ARE THE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS- TO MUNCH WHEN YOU JUST CAN'T SLEEP!

...... R OA L D D AHL ' S WILL Y Wo N KA 2 · A C T - 53 -

VEJRUCA LITTLE ROOMS ,

AUGUSTUS BIG ROOMS ,

VIOLET HIGH ROOMS ,

?vlIKE LOW ROOMS-

WONKA SEVENTEEN HUNDRED CANDY SHOWROOMS!

PerusalCHARLIE SMALL ROOMS ,

VERUCA AND AUGUSTUS TALL ROOMS,

ALL BATHROOMS, BALLROOMS-Use

WONKA AND YOU'LL FIND CHOC'LATE IN ALMOSTOnly ALL ROOMS! IN THIS ROOM HERE AJRETHE CHOC ' LATE COWS­ FROM WHICH WE GET CHOC'LATE MILK! AND IN THAT ROOM Tl:..rEREARE THE HOT ICE-CREAMS!­ FOR A COLD DAY - SMOOTH AS SILK!

KIDS AND IN EV'RY ROOM ARE CHOCOLATE MIRACLES!­ TREATS BEYOND COMPARE! -

WONKA DRIVING RIVALS TO DESPAIR!- YOU SHOULD SEE THEM TEAR THEIR HAIR! AND ALL BECAUSE OF-- -.,...... ,___ -_ s_4______~R:..:O~A~L-=-o~ D=-A~H_:_:L:.__'~s _w_,_i_L_Y _w_o_ N_K_A_2_- A_c r_ __ _

MIKE AND MS. TEAVEE THIS ROOM HERE!

VIOLETAND MOM AND THIS ROOM HERE! -

VERUCA AND MR. SALT AND THIS ROOM HERE! -

AUGUSTUSAND MRS. GLOOP UND DIES' RAUM HIER!-

CHARLIEAND GRANDPAJOE AND THIS ROOM HERE!-

WONKA OH,Perusal YES! - AND THAT ROOM TH ERE! 30 . FACTORYREVEAL

(WON.KAga thersth e KIDSdowns tage, the lights transitiond efiningth e space as if the wallsand ceilingar e closingin on the KIDS.The audioeffect to WONKA's microphone shouldalso d efine the spaceas getting smaller and smaller.) Use AUGUSTUS Is ze room getting smaller, or am I gettingtaller ? Ah-ah-C HOO! {AUGUSTUSs neezes all overeveryo ne. TheyOnlyreact loudl y with shouts of revulsion and adlibsof" coveryo ur mouth, 11 etc.)

MRS.GLOOP Gesundheit!

WONKA Step center, quickly. I'd hate to lose any of you so early in our journey.

VIOLET We'll be crushed! Is this some sort of joke?

WONKA Yes!I sn't everything?Stand here, in the center. Now! Now! NOW! (THEY do so. A smallpin lightilluminat es ;ust WONKA'S eyes.) ROALD DAH L ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 55 -

(WONKA) IF YOU WANT TO SEE MAGIC LANDS, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOU WILL SEE ONE . WANNA BE A DREAMER? BE ONE . ANYTIME YOU PLEASE­ AND PLEASE SAVE ME ONE!

ALL PLEASE SAVE ME ONE! SCENE 14: THE CHOCOLATE SMELTING ROOM

PerusalWONKA There! It's all candy! All edible . And the chocolate river-every single drop is the finest liquid chocolate known to man .

MRS. GLOOP How much chocolate is in that river?

WONKA Oh, there's probably enough chocolate Use in there to fill every bathtub and swimming pool in the country . I'd say five million gallons ...wouldn 't I? And why not? Then again, it could be five million and one!

MR. SALT What are all those pipes for? Only

WONKA Ah! Once the chocolate has been churned to creamy perfection, the pipes carry its yummy goodness to each and every room of my factory.

MRS. GLOOP Imagine, Augustus. Hot und cold running chocolate!

AUGUSTUS Herr Vonka, I vant to taste some hot und cold running chocolate!

WONK.A No matter how tempting-and isn't it deliciously tempting?-you must NOT under ANY circumstances TOUCH the chocolate!

VERUCA (indicating above the audience) Look over there! It's some sort of creature! r

~ - 56 - WONKA 2- CT ROALD DAHL'S WILLY A .,.••• -•✓ ··-·------����-=------r MIKE Freeze! Put your hands in the air where I can see 'em, punk. (AUGUSTUS puts his hands in the air, convinced he's been caught tasting the chocolate.)

WONKA

-- No need to worry. That, my friends, is an Oompa-Loompa! CHARLIE A zombie worker!

- -

- WONKA Not a zombie worker. A refugee. Perusal VIOLET From where, Wonka? (AUGUSTUS sneaks a drink from the chocolate river.)

WONKA

All of my workers are Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland. Use MRS.Use BEAUREGARDE Now see here, Wonka, I am a geography teacher and-

WONKA Then you shouldOnly know all about Loompaland-with its thick jungles infested by hornswogglers and snozzywanglers, and all those terrible wicked old whangdoodles! (AUGUSTUS sneaks a larger taste of the chocolate.)

VERUCA Whangdoodles? There's no such thing! WONKA There certainly are, my dear-and wouldn't a whangdoodle just love to sink her super-sharp, vicious little fangs into you! Augustus, didn't I say quite recently that my super-special chocolate must never be touched by human hands? ... Especially yours. (Overwhelmed, AUGUSTUS kneels next to the chocolate river, slurping recklessly.)

AUGUSTUS Too late! (slurping wildly) R OALD DAHL ' S WT LL 'Y W ON KA 2-A CT - 57 -

GRANDPAJOE Great, he's gonna give his cold to million s of people! (VIOLET defiantly blows a bubbl e behind WONKA 's back.)

AUGUSTUS It's so good! I think I'm schokolad en-:getruncken . Ah ...Ah ... Ah... CHOOO!!!

31. DRUNK ON CHOCOLATE

(AUGUSTUS falls into the chocolate river, head first.)

KIDS Augustus! Augustus!

VIOLET Where'd he go?! Perusal MIKE He's been sucked under th e chocolate!

MRS. GLOOP Shvim, Augustus! Shvim!

VERCUAUse Look! Augustus is in that pipe! The bi:g one!

WONKA But not big enough, it seems! Not even I have needOnly for a Gloop-sized pipe! MRS. GL00P Augustus! Get out of zat pipe zis very instant !

CHA!RLIE He looks like he 's stuck!

GRANDPAJOE He is stuck, Charlie!

MRS. GLOOP

Oh I mein Gott in Himm el! He is geschttucken! WONKA 5-4-3-2- (AUGUSTUS is sucked up the pip e.)

MRS. GLOOP Augustus! Augustus! (An Oompa-Loompa enters.)

WONKA :Ve've had a slight early setback , I'm afraid, and lost a ~reat big fat greedy c . 1n the ch ocolate river. It's a shame really; the boy certainly seemed to kn htld food. owhis

I MRS. GLOOP He'll be mashed like ein marshmallow!

WONKA Impossible! That pipe goes nowhere near the Marshmallow Room! It leads to I I the Strawberry Dipping Room .

MRS. GLOOP StrawberryPerusal Dipping Room?

WONKA Where he will be heated to a temperature of eighty-eight degrees Fahrenheit­ I or is that Celsius? I do mix the two up so often ... sometimes with tragic consequences . In any case, someone will accompany Mrs. Gloop to the Strawberry Dipping Room, and when you get there take a long , sharp stick and start poking around the big choco late-mixing barrel. There's a pretty good chance you'll find him there . But hurry! If you leave him too long he' s likely tc be poured into the fudgeUse boiler and that would be a tragedy!. .. Could damage the machinery ...

MRS. GLOOP Und Augustus vould be damaged, Only too! WONKA Frau Glo op, Augustus was damaged a long time ago-the rest of the tragedy, as far as I'm concerned, would be the wasted cho colate . Goodb ye, Mrs. Gloop, and good luck. Ladies and Gentlemen, please follow closely as we continu e ou· tour ...

32 . LIGHTS OUT 1

(WONKA gestures for AUGUSTUS's Golden Ticket to go dark .)

(MRS . GLOOP is escorted offstage by the Oompa-Loompa .) R O AL O DA HL ' S WI L LY Wo N KA 2-A C T - 59 -

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OOMPAS 1-5 OOl'vfPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE -DOO! I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU! 00.tl.1PA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DEE! IF YOU ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME!

AUGUSTUS VOT DO YOU GET VEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SVEETS? ­ EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS! VOT ARE YOU AT, GETTING TERRIBLY FAT? PerusalOOMPAS WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT?

SOLO I DON'T LIKE TH E LOOK OF IT!

ALL 00l'v1PA-LOOMPA -DOOM -PA-DEE-DAH! IF YOU ' RE NOT GREEDY, YOUUse WILL GO FAR! YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS , TOO! LIKE THE OOMPA-LOOMPA ­ DOOM-PA -DEE-DO! Only SCENE 15: PUIJK CANDY BOAT

WONKA We are now going to make the next part of our journey by boat!

34. PINK CANOY B

(A pink boat tracks onto the stage. We hear a paddle-wheel and the sloshing of chocolate.)

(WONKA) Please step up and in. Watch your step-Violet! Do NOT lick the boat ! You'll only make the ship sticky.

VERUCA (batting her eyes) Excuse me , Mr. ,Nonka, I just love your hat! It re~lly sets off your eyes, but of course you have great taste! You know: I would simpl y adore a pink cand y boat... and mayb e on e of those sweet httl e Oompa -Loompa s to drive it for m e! , . \\' ON t-A 2-ACT LS \\' rLL ) ,..-~-., ·------=-~6~0--=~------~ R~O~ A~ L~D~D~ A~H~~~------~

MR. SAL;the ol' checkbook. Name Your . OK! OK'. I know when it's time toge~~: of a boatride, huh? A little joke i~l<:e, Wonka-and don 't take me on too m ere. \ I Get it? You may need my nuts 0 ne day! woNKA . speakingclearly) (coughing into his hands but st, 11 A bad parent says what? MR. SALT What? WONKA I said ... (coughinginto his hands again) a badPerusal parent says what? MR. SALT What?

I WONKA Exactly.

VIOLET Hey, Wonka! Where theUse heck are you taking us?

JS. THERE'S NO KNOWING

(During the following,light focusesOnlyon WONKA as HE guides the tour downa darkerpart of our imaginations. Projectionsof frightening images appear on the walls of the theater.)

WONKA THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE GOING! - THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY TO KNOW! SO WE'RE SIMPLY TO AND FROING- I SLOWLY GETTING VERTIGO! TO THE SOUTH THE WIND IS BLOWING­ TO THE NORTH THERE MAY BE SNOW! TO THE WEST THE MOON IS GLOWING­ TO THE EAST A COCK MAY CROW!

SIN CE WE SHOW NO SIGN OF SLOWING, SOMEONE MUST KNOW WHERE WE ARE! - .,...-....--..,,,,.. --- ..__ ------60 - ROALD D AHL ' S WIL LY W ON KA 2-A c r MR. SALT ~ OK! OK! I know when it's time to get out the ol' checkbook. Narne Wonka-and don't take me on too much of a boatride, huh? A little ~iur P~c, I I Get it? You may need my nuts one day! 1 ke ther,

WONKA (coughing into his hands but still speaking clearly) A bad parent says what? .1 MR. SALT What? I I I WONKA I said ... (coughing into his hand s again) Perusala bad parent says what?

MR. SALT What?

WONKA Exactly . Use VIOLET Hey, Wonka! Where the heck are you taking us?

JS . THERE'S NO KNOWING (During the following, light focusOnlyes on WON.KA as HE guides the tour downa darker part of our imagination s. Projections of frightening images appear 011tl u walls of the theater.)

WONKA THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE GOING! - THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY TO KNOW! SO WE'RE SIMPLY TO AND FROING- I SLOWLY GETTING VERTIGO! TO THE SOUTH THE WIND IS BLOWING - TO THE NORTH THERE MAY BE SNOW! TO THE WEST THE MOON IS GLOWING­ TO THE EAST A COCK MAY CROW!

SINCE WE SHOW NO SIGN OF SLOWING, SOMEONE MUST KNOW WHERE WE ARE!

Jd R O ALD DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 61 -

(WONKA) BUT NO DESTINATION'S SHOWING­ SO IT'S ALL A BIT BIZARRE! (Objects begin to float about manically in a Dahl meets Dali nightmare.)

MR. SALT THOUGH OUR MOOD IS EASY-GOING,

MRS. BEAUREGARDE LIKE A GAME OF TIC-TAC-TOE-

GRANDPAJOE WE MUST CEASE THIS DILLY-DALLYING-

PerusalMS. TEAVEE SHILLY-SHALLYING TO AND FRO!

WONKA IT'S NO MYST'RY WHERE WE'RE GOING­ UNLIKE EDGAR ALLEN POE! QUITE APART FROM OUR NOTUse KNOWING, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TOGO! (In the darkness WONKA laughs maniacally-KIDSOnly and PARENTS scream in horror. The KIDS and CHAPERONES are revealed center in a clump. The boat is gone, and we have been transported to the Inventing Room.) SCENE 16: THE INVENTING ROOM

(Suddenly light and happy.)

WONKA Here we are-in the Inventing Room! This is the nerve center of the entire factory ; my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. (The chorus of Oompa-Loompas form a line across the back of the stage. WONKA presses a button and the Oompa-Loompa furthest stage left presents a large, brightly colored ball. Imitating the sounds and actions of a machine, the Oompa-Loompa passes the ball to the next person, and he or she in tum passes the ball down the line. Each Oompa-Loompa creates his or her own machine movement and sound . The fourth Oompa-Loompa to receive the ball places the ball behind his or her back using his or her right hand. With great fanfare, the large ball is replaced with a smaller ball, painted exactly the same color. R O A L D D AHL ' S WILL Y W ONK A 2 - A c r .,...·._.. --- __..._ ,, - 62 -

[The actor keeps t/,e first ball behind his or her back in the~ nd the le~ hand presents the smaller hall, whi ch was pre-set at the t a , While scene.] Th e ma chin e continues down the line passin g the mediu:t 0f the

I I a pau se and the medium hall is replaced with a smaller ball "'he1 fia//. Again ' • · naf · replaces the small ball with a tiny gumba/1. WONKA takes the gurnb Perso, the OOMP,4-LOOMPA. All this accompani ed by a mechanical versional/ fr om 0 Oompa-Loompa theme.) f the

(WONK.A) Ta-DA! The everlasting Gummy Gourmet Gobstopper!

VIOLET I ■ I It looks like gum ! WONK.A PerusalThat' s because it IS gum .

VIOLET (in a trance) Gum ...

WONK.A The most dazzling gum in the world ...

UseMRS. BEAUREGARDE Gum? Oh , no ...

WONKA ... an entire gourmet meal withoutOnly any of those nasty calories! VIOLET Gum ...

WONKA Unfortunately, it's not perfected yet, so we must not chew it-

36. CHEW IT ■ VIOLET (transport ed) Gum ... I ONLY HAVE ONE DREAM IN LIFE­ THERE'S VERY LITTLE TO IT - TO OWN ONE STICK OF LIFELONG GUM - AND ALL LIFE LONG TO CHEW IT! R OALD DAH L ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 63 -

(VIOLET) I'D CHEW IT ALL THROUGH CHILDHOOD . I'D CHEW IT WHEN I WED! IF I SURVIVE TO NINETY -FIVE, I'LL CHEW IT 'TIL I'M DEAD! (WON.KA seductively tempts VIOLET.)

WONKA BUT THIS GUM HERE'S MUCH BETTER THAN THAT ONE! THIS GUM HERE IS A THREE-COURSE DINNER! PEA SOUP, ROAST BEEF AN' BLUEBERRYPerusal ICE CREAM! BLUEBERRY IS THE NICEST ICE CREAM! YOU MAY FEEL FAT, BUT IN FACT YOU'RE THINNER! - EVEN AFTER A THREE-COURSE DINNER!

VIOLET That gum is SO mine! Use (VIOLET snatches the gum from WONKA'S hand and pops it into her mouth.)

Mmm, it's delicious! It really tastes like pea soup! Oh, and here comes the roast beef! Fantastic! So tender and juicy! Only

WONKA But the blueberry ice cream!

VIOLET I'll bet it's to die!

WONKA That's what I'm worried about ...the DYE!

MIKE YO, VIOLET, YOU'RE SO BUSTED!

VERUCA THAT GUM IS GONNA DO IT! ALL HER CANDY FAME'S GONE DOWN THE DRAIN! - 64 - DAHL ' S WrLLY WoNKA 2 - A c r ·-·•.,.."--· ·~------:R~ o_:A_:_L:_D~~------WONKA I TOLD HER NOT TO CHEW IT!

VIOLET TOO LATE, WILLY! NOTHIN' TO IT! 'COS I KNOW JUST HOW TO CHEW IT! THERE IS NO NEED TO POOH -POOH IT! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DO IT!

(VIOLET runs offstage,or behind a piece of scenery,to transform into a blueberry costume.)

CHARLIE PerusalVIOLET, IT'S SO BAD FOR YOU! MIKE I YO, VIOLET DUDE, YOU'RE TURNIN ' BLUE! VERUCA VIOLET, WHAT YOU GONNA DO? JUST STANDUse THERE SINGING I AM I BLUE?' ALL YES, SHE'S TURNING BLUE, IT'S TRUE! OH, VIOLET, YOU ARE NOW BRIGHT BLUE!

MRS. BEAUREGARDEOnly THAT ROTTEN LOUSY GUM, I KNEW IT! BLUEBERRY BLUE AND FAT AS SUET! (VIOLET enters. SHE has been transformed into a blueberry.)

II VIOLET YUCK! I GUESS I BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT!

II ■ (The stage turns purple. There is a loud explosion " as if VIOLET has bur~15t like a gum bubble blown too large, followed by a hissing noise. The CAST propelled offstage.)

(VIOLET, AUGUSTUS, and the OOMPAStake the stage.) R OALD DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 65 -

J7. OOMPA-LOOMPA 2

OOMPAS AND AUGUSTUS OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DOO! I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU! OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DEE! IF YOU ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME!

VIOLET GUM CHEWING'S FINE WHEN IT'S ONCE IN A WHILE- IT STOPS YOU FROM SMOKING AND BRIGHTENS YOUR SMILE! BUT IT'S REPULSIVE, REVOLTING, AND WRONG! PerusalALL CHEWING AND CHEWING ALL DAY LONG! JUST THE WAY A COW DOES! (four chews)

OOMPA-LOOMPA -DOOM -PA-DEE-DAH­ GIVEN GOOD MANNERS YOU WILL GO FAR! YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS,Use TOO! GIRLS LIKE

BOYS Only THE GIRLS OOM-

BOYS PA GIRLS LOOM-

BOYS PA ALL DOOM -PA-DEE-DO! ,

(WON.KA and the remaining GROUP enter.)

WONKA ■' Well, well, well. Two naughty little children gone . How delightful!

(WON.KA gestures for VIOLET's Golden Ticket to go dark.)

(WONKA) Three good littl e children left ...or right ... or wrong ... We'Il see.

CHARLIE Mr . Wonka, will Violet ever be all right , or wilJ she always be a blueberry?

Perusal WONKA Very probably . At least I hope so. Pity, really. She showed such promise as a gum prodigy . Come along, ther e's so much see to more . Stop . Reverse that. Ah I quite forgot about this room-it's th e Fizzy Lifting Drink Room! ' I SCENE 17: FIZZY LIFTING ROOM

39 . MAGIC FIZZY Use

(The stage and audience fills with bubbles.)

VERUCA Bubbles? Do they ta ste like candy? Only Mr. Wonka, sweetie, I WANT BUBBLES THAT TASTE LIKE CANDY!!!

WONKA Actually, the bubbles taste like soap for childr en with dirty mouths . It's what the bubbles DO that is remarkable .

MS. TEAVEE II What do they do, Wonka?

WONKA Just one sip of my fizzy lifting drink and you wiJI float on air.

MIKE Float on air? Whoa!-

WONKA Unfortunately, my legal advisors h ave forbidden our taking even the tinie_s~ g taste . Something to do with air traffic cont rol. Come along, I've more excitin things to show you . C - 67 ROALD DAH L' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT

(THE GROUP exits . CHARLIE discovers his shoe is untied and bend5 to tie it. Suddenly .HE and GRANDPA JOE find themselves alone .)

CHARLIE Where's Mr. Wionka? And the kids?

GRANDPA JOE They've left us behind . (CHARLD ~ notices a bottle sitting on a ladder.)

CHARLIE Grandpa Joe, what's that?

OOMPA LOOMPA 1 TRY IT! Perusal

CHARLIE Who's there? Hello?

OOMPA LOOMPA 2 TRY IT!

OOMPA LOOMPA 3 TRY IT! Use

GRANDPA JOE Should we?

CHARLIE Only Well, I suppose one tiny taste wouldn't do any harm .

40. FLYING

(GRANDPA JOE takes one drink and floats into the air a bit. CHARLIE tarkes a sip and ri.ses even higher. CHARLIE takes one final gulp and rises even higher.)

(CHARLIE) I'tv1 FLYING!

GRANDPA JOE I':tvl FLYING!

CHARLIE THERE'S NO SENSATIO N THAT'S QUITE AS SENSATIONAL AS FLYING! - 68 _ ,.....,.._,...... _~.------~R~ O~A~L~D~D~A:_H_::L~' s~ W~~IL~L_Y_w_o_N__ KA_2_-_A_c_r __

GRANDPA JOE ~ THRILLING, FULFILLING AND HIGHER EDUCATIONAL AS FLYING!

CHARLIE IT'S INSPIRATIONAL-

GRANDPAJOE AND RECREATIONAL-

BOTH TRYING! WAY, WAY UP THERE IN MIDAIR­ PerusalTO BE TOUCHING THE SKY!

GRANDPA JOE WHICH I GUESS rs WHY I THERE IS NO FEELING THAT'S QUITE LIKE THE FEELING OF FLYING!

I UseCHARLIE BUMPING YOUR HEAD I ON THE CEILING II SO HIGH UP ABOVE! Only IT'S SO APPEALING , I'M REELING AT MY DEATH -DEFYING!

BOTH FLYING I LOVE!

THERE IS NO HIGH I THAT'S AS HIGH AS THE HIGH I I AM TRYING! FLYING I-

GRANDPA JOE What's that sound? -1 ROALD DAH L ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT

--- CHARLIE I'm not sure . It's getting louder though ...we'd better float down .

GRANDPA JOE Look up, Charlie! It's ,a fan! It's sucking us up! Try to float down!

CHARLIE I can 't!

GRANDPA JOE Try, Charlie, try!

CHARLIE I can't! Perusal GRANDPA JOE It's gonna cut us to bits!

CHARLIE Think Positive!

GRANDPA JOE I can't! Use

CHARLIE Thinl<'-Burrrrrp I (CHARLIE belches loudly and beginsOnly to lower to the ground .)

CHARLIE Ah, that's better!

GRANDPA JOE Wait! Burping is the answer!

CHARLIE Burp!

GRANDPA JOE BURRRRRRP!

CHARLIE Burp! This is FUN! \!\Thee! - 70 _ LY W O A 2-ACT .._ ROALD DAHL'S WIL NK JIii ______,.•.,·_.... _¥ ______:_��__::::__:._:_ ___ _

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(BURP) , , OH, HOW I LOVE TO BURP! I I GRANDPA JOE

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PEOPLE BURP FROM ATLANTA TO ANTWERP! U ) , , j

CHARLIE

FROM JOHN WAYNE TO WYATT EARP,

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1 GRANDPA JOE JUST AS BIRDS LOVE TO CHIRP,

CHARLIE

R-P! (BURP) EVERY GUY Only LOVES TO B-U-

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HAPPY BURPDAY TO ME! (BURP) ' SCENE 18: THE NUT ROOM Use I 43. 42. BACK ON THE TOUR (WONKA, VERUCA, MIKE and their PARENTS have continued the tour. WONKA guides them through the maze of towers as CHARLIE slips into the

back of the line.) I WONKA Perusal I , You see, Veruca, cocoa beans contain a variety of chemicals, the primary w psychoactive components being theobromine and caffeine. Now, just step this way and-

(CHARLIE and GRANDPA JOE join the group.) I I I I Charlie, do stay with the group. We wouldn't want you to float away, now would we? (VOICE OVER: 11GOOD NUT".) And next we have ... (Musical chord-then: VOICE OVER "BAD NUT".) The Nut Room! _ 71 - ► R OALD DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT

(Several children play squirrels. Each SQUIRREL picks up a nut, takes it u~ a ramp, and deposits it into a hopper. A voice judges the nut: "GOOD NUT. This action continues throughout the scene.)

MS. TEAVEE Mr. Wonka, are those squirrels?

WONKA Thus explaining their enormous similarity to squirrels! These squirrels can remove a walnut from its shell in one piece and at the same time sort the good nuts from the bad nuts .

VERUCA They're so adorable! Here, squirrelly-squirrelly!

PerusalWONKA . . . Veruca, whatever you do, DO NOT DISTURB the squirrels! They are 1n training .

VERUCA See here, Wonka, I want a squirrel! And what I want, I GET!

MR. SALT Right! Checkbook's ready!

43. I WANT IT NOW! Use

VERUCA (musical tag) I want a squirrel and an Oompa-Loompa! Only (musical tag) I want a squirrel and an Oompa-Loompa and a pink candy boat and while we're at it- (VERUCA crosses to the SQUIRRELS, trying to catch one. The VOICE OVER fades out during the song.)

I WANT A FEAST - I WANT A BEAN FEAST! CREAM BUNS AND DONUTS AND FRUITCAKES WITH NO NUTS- SO GOOD YOU COULD GO NUTS! - GIVE 'EM TO ME NOW! r - 72 - ROALD DAHL'S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT ,_.,_. -,.,.·------� (VERUCA) I WANT A BALL. I WANT A PARTY. PINK MACAROONS AND A MILLION BALLOONS AND PERFORMING BABOONS, AND GIVE 'EM TO ME NOW!

I WANT A PARTY WITH ROOMFULS OF LAUGHTER­ I WANT A TON OF ICE CREAM! AND IF I DON'T GET THE THINGS I AM AFTER­ PerusalI'M GONNA SCREAM! I WANT THE WORKS- I WANT THE WHOLE WORKS! PRESENTS AND PRIZES AND SWEETS AND SURPRISES OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES-AND NOW! DON'T CARE HOW! - I WANT IT NOW!

UseALL SHE WANTS THE WORLD. SHE WANTS THE WHOLE WORLD. SHE WANTS TO LOCK IT OnlyALL UP IN HER POCKET. VERUCA IT'S MY BAR OF CHOC'LATE! - GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

ALL SHE WANTS TODAY. SHE WANTS TOMORROW. SHE WANTS TO WEAR 'EM LIKE JEWELS IN HER HAIR

VERUCA AND I DON'T WANT TO SHARE 'EM. GIVE 'EM TO ME NOW!.

I WANT TO RIDE IN A FINE CRYSTAL CARRIAGE. I WANT EACH DAY TO BE SPRING. AND WHEN THE TIME COMES TO THINK ABOUT MARRIAGE, I WANT A KING! - 73 - R OA LD D A H L ' S WIL LY WONKA 2-ACT

ALL SHE WANTS THE STARS UP IN THE HEAVENS- VENUS AND SATURN ARRANGED IN A PATTERN.

VERUCA CAN'T WAIT TO WEAR THAT ON MY BROW!

ALL DON'T CARE HOW! SHE WANTS IT NOW!

VERUCA DON'T CARE HOW! I WANT Perusal IT NOW!!!! (VERUCA jumps onto the chute and down the chute. VOICE OVER "Bad Nut".)

MR. SALT Veruca! Darling! Be careful! Aaaaah! (VOICE OVER: "Very bad nut." HE chases a~er her, falling into the chute as well.) Use GRANDPA JOE Those two were nuts!

WONKA Only And I fear they're about to be roasted ...

MS. TEAVEE Why? Where does that chute lead to, Wonka?

WONKA That particular chute leads to the garbage incinerator. But don't worry, there's a chance it may not be lit today.

GRANDPA JOE A chance?

WONKA Yes, well, it's generally only lit every other day. I can't remember if today is a burn day ... Hm ... Guess we'll find out. Shame really, she was so deliciously bossy self-centered, thoughtless and uneducated. Would've made a wonderful ' politician! Ah, well ... Onward and upward, backward and forward, off we go. Please exit this way; I will be with you in a moment . - - 74 ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY WONKA - 2-ACT

(WON.KA gestures for VERUCA's Golden Ticket to go dark. WONKA is alone stage for a moment. It is a sad moment. HE has lost another candidate. HE on sighs heavily and exits the stage.)

4S. OOMPA-LOOMPA 3

OOMPA 1 OOMPA I I OOMPA2 LOOMPA

OOMPA 3 PerusalDOOM-PA-DEE-DOO-

ALL I I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU! OOMPA4 OOMPA UseOOMPA 5 LOOMPA I I OOMPA 1 DOOM-PA-DEE-DEE- Only

ALL IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME! VERUCA WHO DO YOU BLAME WHEN YOUR KID IS A BRAT?­ PAMPERED AND SPOILED LIKE A SIAMESE CAT! BLAMING THE KID IS A LIE AND A SHAME-

ALL YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO'S TO BLAME! BOYS THE MOTHER- - 75 - R. OA L D DAH L ' S WTLLY WoNKA 2-ACT

GIRLS AND THE FATHER!

ALL OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DAH- IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR! YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS, TOO!

OOMPA 1 LIKE THE

OOMPA 2 OOMPA Perusal- OOMPA 3 LOOMPA-

VERUCA DOOM-PA-DEE ALL DO! Use (WON.KA, CHARLIE, MIKE, MS. TEAVEE and GRANDPA JOE enter. Tfzey remove goggles {Tom a box .)

WONKA Right, now everybody must wear their protective gearOnly. Good. Please place the goggles over your eyes . Fantastic. And welcome to the Chaco-Vision Room .

SCENE 19: c:eocO -VISION ROOM

46. CHOCO-VISI NROOM

GRANDPA JOE What is this place? Some sort of television studio?

MS. TEAVEE Of cours e, for making Wonka commercials -

WONKA Wrong . You atre all familiar with how television work s?

► : r \ I - 76 _ WoNKA 2-ACT ROALD DAHL 'S WILLl' , .,. ,..·.,.· ""'.��------���.:::_����::.:.._��------I MIKE Yeah. Big deal. What's this thing do?

WONKA - I'm sorry, I'm a bit deaf in that ear. MIKE

- I said, what's this thing do?

WONKA Sorry, I'm a bit deaf in that ear as well.

GRANDPA JOE What's the loompy-doompy doing? Perusal

WONKA Well, you see, television gave me a wonderful idea! If you can send a picture via television, why not a candy bar? MIKE

That's impossible! Use Use WONKA It's VERY possible! Imagine sitting at home watching TV and suddenly you see a commercial-"Try a Wonka bar, try it now!"-And poof, there it is! A simple l1 touch of that switch RIGHT THERE- but-it's not been properly tested,

therefore NOBODY must touch it! I I Only MIKE Hey, watch me! I'm gonna be on TV! (MIKE throws the switch and jumps in front of the camera. A flash pot fires! POOF! MIKE disappears. Lights chase above towards the opposite side of the stage.) CHARLIE

He's gone! I l WONKA Oh, dear, I do hope some part of him is not left behind! We've never transmitted a person before ... CHARLIE Look! Something's happening! (An Oompa-Loompa lowers a miniature version of MIKE on the opposite side of the stage.) ' - 77 - ROA LD DAHL ' S WIL LY WONK/\ 2-ACT ,,,,,~uu11etNt· (MIKE has become a pupp et-with a very high-pitched chipmunk-like voice.)

MIKE Dude, look at me! I'm the first person ever to be sent by television!

WONKA Mike, I told you not to touch! (WON.KA grabs the puppet.)

MIKE That was your first mistake, fool! I wanna do it again and again! Put me down. Put me down! I wannaPerusal be on TV! WONKA He's completely unharm ed!

MS. TEAVEE (in a state) Unharmed! He's six inches tall!

WONKA Yes, well, that is a problem . But small boysUse can be very springy and stretchy . Ah! Th e taffy-pulling machine ! That oughta do it .

MS . TEAVEE How far do you think he'll stretch? Only WONKA Who knows, could be miles! (Wailing in distress, MS . TEAVEE follows an Oompa-Loompa off stage.)

48. LIGHTS OUT

(WON.KA gestures for MIKE's Golden Ticket to go dark; HE removes a handkerchief and wipes his brow sadly, exiting the stage.) - 78 _ O N K A A c T - _ __ W - .... ,.._ ..... ✓�- - ______!_R�o�A�L�D�D�A�H�L�' s�W�l�L�L�Y- �_: .::_ � =--2 -� -=--- =------

f: I II ALL OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DOO­ I I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU! I I OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DEE­ IF YOU ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME! I I MIKE WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A GLUT OF T. ALL V? Perusal MIKE A PAIN IN THE NECK AND AN I.Q. OF ALL THREE! MIKE WHY DON'T YOU TRY SIMPLY READING A

UseALL BOOK? OR COULD YOU JUST NOT BEAR TO LOOK! SOLOOnly YOU'LL GET NO-

SOLO I I YOU'LL GET NO- , 1 SOLO I YOU'LL GET NO- ALL I YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS! I OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-D AH- TURN OFF THE TV AND YOU'LL BE A STAR! YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS, TOO! - LIKE THE OOMPA-LOOMPA - 79 - R OALD DAH L ' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT

SOLO OOMPA-

SOLO LOOMPA-

ALL DOOM-PA-DEE-DO!

MIKE DOOM-PA-DEE-DO! so. LIGHTS OUT S (WON.KA entersPerusal the stage alone. Forlorn, HE gestures for CHARLIE's Golden Ticket to go dark. Set transition to the gates of WONKA's factory.)

SCENE 20: END OF THE TOUR/WONKAVATOR/HOME

WONKA Well then, thank you both very much. I'm sure you can find your own way out- Use GRANDPA JOE You mean that's it? What about Charlie's lifetime supply of chocolate? WONKA Only Oh ... yes ... that ... A lifetime supply of chocolate ... each of the children will receive their chocolate . Other than that, the day has been a total waste of time and chocolate. Good day, Charlie Bucket, and good-bye!

CHARLIE Um ... Good-bye, Mr. Wonka . (WON.KA begins to close the gates of the factory. CHARLIE hesitates.)

CHARLIE Just a moment . Mr. Wonka. I don't deserve a lifetime supply of chocolate-I tasted the fizzy lifting drink and I broke the rules . And I'm very sorry. But thank you for a wonderful day and the most wonderful tour of your factory. It was better than Christmas . (CHARLIE starts to exit. Wonka watches him go, smiles then:)

WONKA Bless you , Charlie-you just did it! You DID it! RoALD D AHL ' S WIL LY W ONK,4 2 - Acr - 80 - ◄ ;,:,.._"'. •--;------C- H_A_R_LI-E------~

(stops and turns) Did what , Mr. Wonka? I I I GRANDPA JOE See here , Mr. Wonka! It wasn't Char li.e! It was MY fault! l was th e one Wh suggested we taste the fizzy lifting drmk! o

WONKA so you are both to blame--but I haven 't got time for that now! J creat d . entire competition with just one purpose in mind-to find the perfecte this Perso I to make new candy dreams come true! n CHARLIE I don't und ers tand ...

Perusal WONKA This whole thing was a test of character, Charlie . 1 carefully selected all the rooms that would temp t each of our Golden Ticket winners . You, Charlie, did I something quite remarkable . You gave in to temptation, you were smart enough not to get caught, and yet, you admitted yo ur guilt. Now, come on, pick up the pace, we've got a lot of planning to do! I I (WONKA begins to exit,Use CHARLIE and GRANDPA JOE follow, confused.) CHARLIE I Does that mean we're in trouble , Mr. Wonka ?

WONKA I'm not, but you could be! Time will tell,Only Charlie . You'll find it's always just a matter of time 1til we find ourselves in some good old-fashioned, life­ threatening trouble. Here we are! Charlie, press the button. (THEY have arrived at an elevator.)

CHARLIE This one?

WONKA No, that one! fv{uzak (CHARLIE presses the button. The doors of the elevator open. Elevator plays The Candy Man .)

GRANDPA JOE Where are you taking us, Wonka? I thought the tour was over. ROAL D DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr - 81 -

WONKA Oh, that tour was pure theatre! Nothing but cotton candy and treacle designed to test each candidate . OUR tour is just beginning! Charlie, press that button way up there . No! Not that one! THAT one .. Good. Now hold on . We're going up and out! (CHARLIE presses the button. The Wonkavator begins to shake.)

GRANDPA JOE Up and out? (The sounds of a rocket launching is heard. The Wonkavator is really moving now.)

WONKA Hold on tight! This is it! Here we go!!! (Suddenly, CRASH!Perusal The explosive sound of glass and metal and shattering roof tiles is heard. The Wonkavator takes flight! We hear the sound of a helicopter.)

ALL THREE WHEEEE!

SOa. FLYING REPRISE

(ALL THREE)Use WE'RE FLYING! WE'RE FLYING!

CHARLIE Only MY FAV'RITE PASTIME-

GRANDPA JOE MUCH MORE THAN THE LAST TIME-

CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE IS FLYING!

GRANDPA JOE MAST'RING DISASTER IN DOUBLE QUICK FAST TIME - BY FLYING! IT'S SO INVITING -

CHARLIE EXCITING- - 83 - R OAI.D DAHl. ' S WI L L Y WONKA 2-ACT

--- (KIDS AND OOMPA-LOOMPAS) THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH LOTS OF OUR YOUTH! NOT EV'RYBODY LIKES TELLING THE TRUTH! TELLING THE TRUTH STARTS A BEAUTIFUL BUZZ­ ISN 'T IT NICE WHEN SOMEONE DOES!? IT COULD BE CONTAGIOUS! (The KIDS are greeted by their PARENTS. Everyone hugs and exits the stag e. WON.KA, CHARLIE and GRANDPA JOE enter, having exited th e Wonkavator offstage.)

GRANDPA JOE Guess they learned their lesson! Wonka, what are all those trucks doing?

WONKA Delivering the boobyPerusal prizes.

CHARLIE What are the booby prizes?

WONKA Their lifetime supply of chocolate. GRANDPAUse JOE If that's the booby prize , what's the real prize?

WONKA Charlie, how much do you love my factory? Only CHARLIE I think it's the most wonderful and incredible and exciting place in the whole wide world!

WONKA I'm pleased to hear you say that, young Charlie Bucket , because from this moment on, it's yours!

CHARLIE (totally gobsmacked) I-I'd love to, Mr. Wonka ...b-but I can't leave my mom and dad, and Grandma Josephine and-

WONKA You don't have to . (carelessly) That's all been taken care of-look !

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2-ACT - 84 - 'S WILL\' WONKA �� --...:··------�ROALD�� D=--AH-L ------­ 011 stage by MR. and MRS. BUCKET. (The GRANDPARENTS' bed is rolled ) CHARLIE mean, Mr. Wonk ? I d Mom! Dad! Grandma and Grandpa! What does this a WONKA It means your entire family can live with you here at the factory! I I (kneeling to CHARLIE) So now what do you say, Charlie? CHARLIE I SAY "Yes," Mr. Wonka!-1 would truly, positively, absolutely LOVE to! I I I 52. FINALE

Perusal WONKA NOW CHARLIE MAKES EVERYTHING HE BAKES SATISFYING AND DELICIOUS! MR. AND MRS. BUCKET TALK ABOUT YOURUse CHILDHOOD WISHES! l1 GRANDPARENTS WE WILL HELP YOU EAT THE DISHES! I (Two Oompa-Loompas appear and escortOnly CHARLIE offstage.) WONKA WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE? -

BUCKET FAMILY WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE?_

WONKA I SPRINKLE I IT WITH DEW_ BUCKET FAMILY SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW_ R OAL D DAHL ' S WIL LY W ON KA 2 -A CT - 85 -

WONKA COVER IT IN CHO COLATE AN D A MIRACLE OR TWO?

GRANDPA JOE OUR CHARLIE CAN!

(Suddenly the entire COMPANY bursts into the scene.)

FULL COMPANY OH, CHARLIE CAN!

WONKA I KNOW THAT HE CAN!

BUCKET FAMILY WE KNOPerusalW THAT HE CAN!

FULL COMPANY WE KNOW THAT HE CAN'COS HE MIXES JT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD !

(The Oompa-Loompa s escort CHARLIE onto the stage; HE is dressed exactly like WONKA except for the cape and top Usehat.) CHARLIE AND THE WORLD TASTES GOO D 'COS THE CANDY MAN THINKS IT SHOULD! Only ALL THINKS IT SHOULD! (WON.KA places the cape and hat on CHARLIE. CHARLIE's Golden Ticket sparkles with chase lights as the curtain falls.) THE END - 82 _ D A H L ' S WILLY WONKA 2-AcT ,..'>"- ..,_....___ ,,A·~ ----- ______R_o_A_L_o______WONKA ~ AND QUITE EDIFYING- ' HERE IN THE SUB-STRATOSPHERE- SOARING HIGH IN THE SKY!

I ALL THREE I AND WE NOW KNOW WHY THERE IS NO FEELING THAT'S QUITE LIKE THE FEELING OF FLYING!

BUMPING YOUR HEAD ON THE CEILING OF HEAVEN ABovE, IT'S SO APPEALING, WE' RE REELING · PerusalAT OUR DEATH-DEFYING! FLYING WE LOVE!

CHARLIE Look down there! It's your factory, Mr. Wonka!

GRANDPA JOE Fantastic! Unbelievable! ,, Use CHARLIE And look there! There are all the other kids just leaving .... I GRANDPA JOE They're trying to get our attention! Only WONKA Let's just swoop down and see if we can hear what they have to say! (The Wonkavator exits the stage. AUGUSTUS, VIOLET, VERUCA, and MIKE enter, restored to their former selves, and wiser for having learned their lessons. They sing along with the Oompa-Loompas in the final moral of our story.)

■ S 1. OOMPA-LOOMPA / CANDY DREAMS

KIDS AND OOMPA-LOOMPAS OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM -PA-DEE-DOO­ I'VE GOT A FINAL PUZZLE FOR YOU! OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA -DEE-DEE­ IF YOU ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME!

d - 84 _ DAH L ' S WILLY WONKA 2 -Acr ~·y - - •._..,--A. ______R~~O~A__:L__:D______

(The GRANDPARENTS' bed is rolled on stage by MR. and M~ 1'.J CHARLIE Mom! Dad! Grandma and Gra ndpa! What does th is mean, Mr. Wonk, a. WONKA It mean s your en tir e family can live with yo u here at the factory! (kneeling to CHARLIE) So now what do you say, Charlie?

CHARLIE I SAY "Yes," Mr. Wonka!-I would truly, positively, absolutely LOVE to! Perusal \VONKA NOW CHARLIE MAKES EVERYTHING HE BAKES SATISFYING AND DELICIOUS!

MR. AND MRS. BUCKET TALK ABOUTUse YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES! I I GRANDPARENTS I WE WILL HELP YOU EAT THE DISHES! (Two Oompa -Loompa s appear and escort CHARLIE offstage .)

WONKAOnly WHO CAN TAKE A SUNR ISE? -

BUCKET FAMILY WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE? -

WONKA SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW -

BUCKET FAMILY SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW - - 86 _ ROALD DAH L ' S WILLY WON.KA 2-Acr l t. l ij I II I I I [I I

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I [l 01. Pure Imaginationt ...... 02. Golden Age Of Chocolate.,...... • • • · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · 11 I 05. The Candy Man.,...... • • • · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ...... · · 09 . I Eat Mor e!.,...... • • · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · .. .. 14. Think Positive.,...... • . • • • · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · • • .... 21. I See It All on TV"' ...... 23. Cheer Up, Charliet ...... ' ...... 26 . Think Positive Reprise.,...... '·

27. I 've Got a Golden Tickett ...... ■ •••••••• ...... , 28. AtPerusal The Gates t ...... 29. In This Room Here* ...... ' ... '•· · 30. Factory Revea/t ...... 33. Oompa-Loompa 1t ...... _. .. . 35. There's No Knowing* ......

36. CheuJ It.,...... I I 37. Oompa-Loompa 2t ...... Use ...... 40 . Flying.,...... 1 I 11 41 . Burping Song* ...... 43 . I Want It Nowf t ...... Only ...... 45 . Oompa-Loompa 3t ......

49 . Oompa-Loompa 4t ...... I I 50a. Flying (Reprise)* ...... 51. Oompa-Loompa/Candy Dreamst ...... · · · · I 52. Finalet ...... • · · · · · · · · ··· 53. Bows ...... •··

• New Music and Lyrics © 2004 Stage and Screen Music, Ltd. .., TirJJ,1111 1911 t Music and Lyrics previousl y used in the film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"© 1970, · R OALD DAH L ' S w I LLY WO N KA 2 - ACT 89

Pure Imagination OJ

~ oderately j = ca. 861 2 WONKA :

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me and you'll be in a world of pun I - ma g · i -

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your i • mag • I • na We'll be - gin with a Use J a f r r r I r f J J spin trav-'llng in a world of my ere . a tion! What we ' ll

OnlyIpoco accel . I J I :J J I j r?-: I- J 7 see will de fy ex pla na lion!

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11 r c r r r ltJ J If you want to view par • a - dise ,

12 ~ I,& J -i J J J J I J r· I r r r: r r J sitn - ply look a - round and view It! An • y • thing you want to,

25 @] Imo/to rir. j

Want to change the world? do Ill There 's noth - Ing to it!

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34 I:, BJ � � & J j J j r I @r free, if you tru ly wish to WONKA: I am Willy Wonk.a. In the course of my long and spectacular career 37 Ipoco accel. I 0 II Perusal '-� � lz - � I:, -� be!

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1 - Pure lmaginatio1t r ROALD DAH L'S WILLY WONK.I\ 2-ACT - 91 - Golden Age Of Chocolate . ptease gather togethe r all rl1""4·0ornpa-Loompas! I...baB... ~dent enncnncement ~ 0 /Free ly (J= c . 76) I OOMPA1 : OO MPA2 : OOMPA3 :

Once up on a cboc - 'late time, A long, long, cboc•'late time a-go, The gold-en age or choc-' late be-

OOMPA5: WONKA : OOMPA4 : ~ J 'JJ,J j J J I r' J J J J J :J J JI J J J J J 3 J j I gan. I know, 'cos I was th ere. PerusalWhen It co mes to choc- 'late he 's a man -y fla-vored man, you know, 'Cos Broa d way 2-Beat (J = ca. 90) I IBOYS: AU: J J J Ji J ., J J J 3 J II~ .. J. J I flair! ______that's the age of choc • 'late he ran with oh, such sty le and And the

@] /! GIRLS: Use J ., } f¢Lr r F r I F r i F I F F J r· I years, The gold • en age of choc • 'la te has last - ed all these

11 Only WONKA: j j j j j I J r l j 1J J J r * J ~ ev 'ry chil d re veres. But gold • en stage or cboc - 'late that -

l/ j r?sf r F I F F J I r * F ~r F r F F Some Ing- __ way fo r some one new. SOon I'll be re . ti r to make

ll GIRLS : BOYS: ~ j J J I1iJ J J I l J I r l F r But but who? But who? bright spark l'U be hir - ing,

2 _ Golden Age Of Chocolat e 92 ' WrLL ,Y WoNKA 1 - A c r R O ALD DAHL S ,I 29 ALL : II who? ______who? I But /Poco rubato (J-ca. 94)/ EJ I I JJ ~►'~,1 JWa Jc rrr1 r r r::111 the choc - 'late world could not sur- vive with ev - er your o-pln-ion Is a • bout me, out 11

/ 2-beat

.f)J Is i j h , J I J I Jr J' ~' r I J J ~ PerusalThere 'd be no more choc - 'late- rip-pies or choc -'late tip-- pies, Choe - 'late ruf-flts

4/ ) .,. , =ti , ) ~►\ J J I I J J .lir JI J J r I J J cboc • 'late truf -fles, Choe · 'late kiss-es for you young miss-es,- Son and cream-yr, = Use 1/ 45 l -k J ii J) J j J ) w J j ~ ►\ J J Jl r J'l J -J I p I • plete • ly dream -y, Or choc . 'late le - es, 'caOnlyuse choc • 'late's crl • sis wlll grow and grow 1111

.,, ~ I . ' - ~ . . - - - -~ - - - - ... I I I I - 6 V - grow the day that I re . tire, I know! OOMPAS : ~ I . ' ::..i.-__,_. - ~ ~ - - - -~ - ~ ---- I I c;,, ~ ~ ' ~ no the day that he re tires, we know ! No, no,

2 - Golden Age Of Chocolate R O A L D DAH L ' S WI LLY WO N KA 2 - A C T 93

jJ I HALF OF THE COMPANY· ,!_. ~ ·~ ~.. .: - - Th ere'd be no more

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j8 ~ I . - - ~ - - - I - - - t - - I - - I .,,;• - - I choe • 'late squig•g les or choc • 'late gig- gles, Choe• 'late whirl- les or choc • 'late swirl • les, OTHER HALF OF COMPANY: 1 I ::.. , -., Perusal "J I - ' t ' I - I No more gig gles, no more swirl les,

61 J I . - - - ~ - . - -- I - - - - I - - I - - - I t - -.' - -.JI Choe· 'late twir l- ies for all you girl -ies, UseChoe• 'late ba-ge ls or choc -'late bu -gles, Or I , V , . ., - - , -- - ' t I I I - No more twirl ies, no mOnlyore bu gles,

66 .., I I l ' ' ~ ., ~ .:. ------l - - - r - I I choe . 'late bub - bles, 'Cos choc • 'late's tro u•bles will gro w and grow and grow the

I I ' ~ ., - - u ------I ' t I I I Choe 'late 's tro ub les will grow and grow and grow the

G d e ,, A g e O f C / 1 o c o I a t e 2 O 1 , WILL>' WONKA 2-Acr 94 R O A LD DAH L S

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WC know! day that he tt titts, ALL:

know! No, no, no no! day that he tt tittS , WC ~o.

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j' I I ., - - - - ~ Perusal I C,I - " t .J I I \Vil • ly Won • ka just can't go!

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. ed all these years , gold - en age of chocUse - 'late has last All : I I 82 mp I - gold - en stage of cho -'late thatOnly ev . 'ry child re . veres . Tbert's icresc.\ 86 ::j ~ ~b& .§ r r ~ - I r r r ~ I i i i :J gold en page of choc -'late his t'ry WC must write some ts~how,- For

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gold • en age of choc 'late _ _ er lo make life sweet

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2 Golden Age Of Chocolate 95 - ► ROAlD DAHL ' s WILLY Wo tv KA 2-AcT

(Tom Ne 4 "Candy Man Underscore" 5egue The Candy Man ~oderate ly (J= 140) j CHARLIE, JAMES, JAMES: & MATILDA:

can't stop eat - Ing sweets! All those won - der - ful

(ioco rir. j f poco accel. j Ia tempo ]

CHARLIE: JAMES : ALL: l J J -J l I J J J. )I J j I J J. JII ~ -□ 'J J a Wil - ly Won - ka treats! You can keep the oth - ers, 'cos me, I'm Perusal I,u.1 8 MATILDA : j ,J t411I J J - 12 J J J J I J J i I J I J the Wonk -er - er! When it comes to can - dy, Wil-ly 's

IPop shuffle (J= 134) I

11 4 ~-jl fJ ~- Ii II l UseIll con,quer-or! ALL: It's the candy man! (ad-libs) ALL: 4 l I l [tftt J Ii I u J (The) con - quer - or! Only

~ #NOYMAN: =¢11=; j J. Who can take a sun rise,_ ___ _ sprlnk - le it with dew,, ___ _ Who can take a rain - bow,__ _ _ wrap it in a sigh, __ _ _

I i 1 J. a J. a ;; J I J. j i a J ,- .} I cov • er it In chcx: - 'late and a mlr - a - cle or two? The soak it In the sun and make a straw • b'ry lem • on pie? The

Can - dy Man.·--- ______The Can - dy Man can,,- ___ _

5 - The Candy Man ' s WILLY WoNKA 2-Acr 96 RO ALD D AH L

The Can• dy Man can. _ ___ _ Can• dy Man ______

The Can. dy Man The Can. dy Man? can!

J. j J J :n1 J_J~ good!_ Can• dy Man can 'cos he mix . es it with love and makes the world_ taste - - - - Perusal [Ml 36 f u# tli r: r: ,orc:1lJ r: 1 1 eta r J 1J J Can • dy Man makes ev 'ry-thing he bakes sat- is · fy · ing and de • Ii - clous. Use j j j I J 1.flJ?)J J IJ - Talk a• bout your child - hood wish - es! OnlyYou can e - ven eat the dish - es!

§l 4 4 ~#j CANDY MAN : Nothing for you, Charlie? CANDY MAN: Looks like your appeti te could use a Iinlespo ilin CHARLIE : Not today, thanks . I don't want to spoil my appetite . Here . take one of these , on the house. CHARLIE : Really? Thank s!

lg] CANDY MAN : ~iU ff JgJ I £1l]J J. Who can take to-mor- row, __ _ dip it in a dream, _ _ _ _

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. KIDS place the lollipops in their mouths .) Muh ma muh mu ma wo, _ _ _

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The the sor · row an~ rol • lttt up all the cream? The Can -dy Man----,_ _ _ _ _

Oo------Ma man. dy mam! ____

Can-dy Man can! ___ _ w.cs it with love and makes the The Can -dy Man can 'cos he ml~

(Removelollipops)

Ma manPerusal -dy man ean! The Can-dy Man can 'cos he mix-es it with love and makes the

c! ue:Than ks for the candy. Oh, yeah, my dad wants to know if you've got a newspaperwe can borrow.

'---' world_ taste good-. _ _ _ _ _ Use(The KIDSdrift off one by one, humming.) , world_---­ taste good-____ _ Mm, ______Only CANDYMAN : Sure,but I'm afraid it's yesterday's paper. .. hereyou go. CHARLIE: Thanks. Seeya! What's the worldcoming to whena familycan' t even 68 afforda newspaper? ., l II

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Irail . j Straight8ths ~ n CANOYMAN : ~-,- - l I J J J ~ ~ I J J II J J • n J '-' J And the world tastes good 'cos the Can • dy Ma.n thinks_ it

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I Eat More! GLOOP: For der Junge to eat_,IS muc~ as Au1,1ustus . r,tRS- 10be in tnlining from mommg to mght--<:at1ng all kinds of z.e food s ... wi~~ s ze Olympics, 4ngnslJ•s ynnJd ha( u gold rnedelsl

srtght and zany = 74) (J. MRS. GLOOP :

Ve give 0 ~I ii I J J qJ luJ J J j J I J uJ I J .l F 1 J J ~ J J und fruit juice for break - fast, und ce - reals, ba na - n11~ phas me l ons und ma n - goes, role gr :as und br at - wurst for lunch - eon the size or a trunch - eon mlt pas - ta und

AUGUSTUS : J [First vers• only} J j J 11 1 J I J J J I J J J I J J J f' mah - toes und mush - room~ , mil cream! Zen fried eggs mlt ba - con, to eln soup ! PerusalZen lamb chops, und suck - ling pig , duck - ling und chick en

BOTH: ®l {First verse only} J J J I j r j r· 11 1 r r F J I r r J bread rolls und buns by ze ream ! Und cof fee und toas t spread mil ~·banq vet be flt ting eln Gloop! Ze lunch • eon be gins sharp at -

PHIINEOUS : [Beth verses] j r f F I F @J F I r r r User F I r· I 1 1 J 4'but - ter und mar - ma - lahd , sveet - meats und neat treats ga Jore! And twelve fort - y five, und it ends a bout quart - er past four! And

AUGUSTUS : JI [Both vers•sJ Only MRS .G L OOP: what does Au gus - has do when break-fast '• through ? eat more! eat more! He has what does Au - gus -tu s do when lunch - eon's through ? eat more!

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eat mor-e! Be - tween meals ze cook feeds me all kind s of good - ies , like

46 MRS.G LOOP : qr J 1 1 j ~ r I I r r J qJ I J uJ J I F F cboc - '·)a-tes und pud - dings und snacks! You must un - der stand youmg Au

52 AUGUS'rus : ~ r r I f r F r F r I F F r r l r F i:us - tus is so high ly stru ng Eat ing helps him re lax ! Mom bas

9 I Ea t More! , - - -- I 100 0 JJIONKA 2 - A CT ROAL D DAHL , S JJ1ill Y ~-.,,'"" -- \ ◄ .- . j8 ~ MRS. GLOOP :

Von k.a ba~ sent In In sacks! make cer - taln I ht I CHORUS PHINEOUS : ~ OF COOKS:

lacks ! Then din - ner his meal of 1.4!

gu.~ - tu.~ comes r ighl off It's ham - bur - gtrs , his diet ... hot d....,. I I I ... , Und PerusalAUGUSTUS :

ten ton s of Crench fries, Und if ,•ant more, zey sup ply It! A,

!@ 82 CHORUS AUGUSTUS : MRS. GLOOP : OF COOKS: ,. j I j «J r F r -I I r r r I F r I r r r r ~ gus - tu s keeps eat - Ing, Und ea t • ing, Und eal r - ing! Un til he sub sides lo u I Use I PHINEOUS: I floor ..• And then whenOnly he's fin - al - ly back on his feet csn th< 94 CHORUS ~ OF COOKS : MRS. GLOOP: j ~ J J X ,-J J I r r· t f I r J I r r ~ ven r kid e - get thr ough the door? Nein! Und zat's vy Au gus · IUS hi!

JOO PHINE0US:

lived in ze din ing room, right So - from ze day he vas four !

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poor lit • tie cOITI • i.11& lad do all night to pre • vent life be

9 - I Eat More!

◄ ► 101 ROALD DAHl S WILLY WO N KA 2-ACT

AUGUSTUS :

eat eat more! bore? eat more! eat more! cat more!

AUGUSTUS: Morel ------, - ----­ I@ CiHORUS AUGUSTUS : CHORUS OF COOKS : OF COOKS: --- .-----=

MRS. GLOOP& He eats more! He eal~ more! More! More! More! SOME COOKS :

More! More!

AUGUSTUS :

He eats more! PerusalMore! More! More! eat more!

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9 I Ea t More! , 102 ---...-- R O A LD DAH L ' S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr ◄

NIR. IIUCKET, Posi 1ive? Why? CHARLIE: Why nor? Think Positive [ 2-beat shuffle cJ= c. 74) I 11] IT I II CHARLIE :

I You've noth • Ing to lose, so why not

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Pos • l•tive? When • ev • er my luck ls on the

PoS • i- tive! When - ev - er I'm feel • ing down and out_ Perusal ill(!

don't know wha t to do, _ _ nev - er give way to fear and doubt ,_ 'Cos

--=-- Usep F J - - 1 l think • ing PoS - i-live sees me through! _ ' When•

J'\ p I J J J JL_,J.Onlyj J I ,a - - ~ ,1 ev • er my stars are - out of sync,_ I think pos . i•tive!

25 ;, ~ ~~ £J J J J j J I £ 1] j J ; '--./ J. write my thoughts down in pur • pie ink,_ and think pos - i-tive!

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song when things Jo go wrong--,_ Then you'll know what to do! _ _

think - Ing pos no time you' ll be i - live too!

14 - Think Positi ve p R OA.LO DAHL ' s WtLL) ' WONKA 2-ACT - 103 -

~ ~ cHARLI:Come o~ Papa ... sing w;'"me' CHARLIE: , I j ;, II.n I J J I .J £ J_,J. J g When . ev . er -I think I'm In the drink - I think ...

MR BUCKET: (Tentatively, spoke n) 41 CHARLIE: ~ r,nJ - 1- ,Ji1J3J J J 1J Q J CHARLIE: Not Negative! POS - 1-TIVE! When • ev . er my luck goes down the sink _ I think ...

MR BUCKET: 45 (more enthusiastically) CHARLIE: t ~ lz r- ,a~ - , J Ilg J J J I ~ J J J CHARLIE: That 's more like it! POS • 1-TIVE! PerusalWhen - ev - er you're reel - ing low or lost,_ just

MR BUCKET: ~lz J j l J j }J __J ., J wf1aJ J I E.tj J ~ ~ ~ 'Co.~ take a tip from me! _ You're wast • ing your time to count the cost,_

53 BOTH : pg ~ 1.,, ~~lz J J r I@J ' ~r pUse l ~r( I Et r r think . ing pos . i- tive , that comes free! right! Pos . i • tive is the

[zj , 1 EJf=f ~) 11•@~@ .n J J. 0 JOnly I J .J---- l __J. J J way to be !_ When ev - er I'm tee - ter - ing on the brink ,_ I think

- l , ) . I J3 J J J I j .Fj___ J. j J pos - i • live! The mo • ment I do, I'm in the pink ,_ think -in '

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l ilj )1 ~ j j - 11 f .i J Re . mem . her this song ~·""posra.1~ • i • tive! when

66

j k , J l ~ II ~ ..____,,,I j p I J J j 1J J J ~ do! __ things go wrong,_ Then you'll know what to In

14 - Think Positive ► 104 ROALD DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr

I 11 I no lime you 'll be think Ing pos live I I MR. BUCKET: Charlie . I haven't had this much fun since the factory mana caught his tongue _in the conv~yer bel~. Now let's get homege~ positive we're havrng something spec ial for supper tonjght. · 1Ill

CHARLIE : Left-over cabbage soup? too! MR. BUCKET: No, fresh cabbage soup! CHARLIE: Now thars positive!

1 Imo/to rall. j Slower - big kick line' ( Perusal BOTH: '------==:.:.:.:~-~ ..':: c. 112, Re mem • her this song wb,n

76 ~ -ff#lff j j p Ji j " p I .J J j 1 J J ~ I thing s go wrong,_---- Then you' ll know what to do! _ _ In

79 Use ,....,, I l f •ft\ J J I J p [ ~ I l 3 r r ~ ~ r r:= I no tim e you' ll be think - ing pos i - tive, too! II 82 ~ tii,::L , Onlyl ~ J J J Pos . i • th,!

1 4 - Th in k Positi ve 105 ► ROALD DAH L S WI L LY WONKA 2 - AC T

school?! Are you crazy? Who needs school ? _.,teE: got the 'net , TY and my Game Roy .fool. 1 I See It All on TV

~ fully - qua si ta ngo = c. 136} QJ (J I MIKE :

Some kids like e . lee . trlc trains, and some kid.~ like to use the ir br ains to

u ea.m a un - i · ver • sl - ty de - grec! I don 't share their thirst for know - ledg e.

J J J J IJJ JJIJJJJIJ J J 11 V! __ _ I don't need to go to Perusal col - lege. Me, I ~e it all on T ~ ~ I, MS. TEAVEE : :!~,.J J J J I J J J JIJ JJJI JJ J JIJJJJI JJJ ;I Some kids like to sing an ' dance , an ' some kids go to Par - is, Fran ce, while oth-ers vis - it Wash-ing-ton , D.

MIKE :

u c. I don 't lea rn a Usesin - gle thing , 'cos ca n down- load an - y -th lng . It 's ~ MS. TEAVEE: JI ' ~5,J J J J I J J J J, Le - j r j all on my com - put - er for free! __ OnlySome kid s go to base - ball games, and

37 MIKE:

1 ~, J f ~J J J J I J J J J I J J J J I J J J I ~e l J I oth - er kids hav e use - less aims like ten da ys at a boy scout jam - bo - ree. While

4J ~~% J J J J I J J f J I J J J J i JJ J l l JJJJ j J _J r F I wimp - y kids read books or verse, I pla y "De -stroy The Un • i • verse ." No • one has Nin • ten • do games like

2 e e II me! ______

21 I See It All 011 TV 106 • s WILLY WoNKA R OAlD DAHL 2 - A c r

53 ITT! MS. TEAVEE :

Some kids like lo fly bal. loons, or play the lat • est lop ten tunes, whlle

59 MIKE : MS. TEAVEE:

u i . I can vis • II Lon . don , Rome, An ' Tok • yo with -out leav - (n• h Otnt.

MIICE: MS. TEAVEE: BOTH:

Take a space-ship on af - ter - noon. Yes, we can do It to the moon, An' back an • y all frorn A lo

Perusal !zll MIKE : I d j J j ~ II r I r I- I- z. 'C05 got my com . put er! And my

77 MIKE: - l'I .,I - -' r~ -- . - I u ..... "\.;: ' I I game boy 's e . ven cut . er! Use Yes I Oh , whee! Can see It MS. TEAVEE : ~ I ., ' . ., . - - - - -~ I I Only Yes be ... Oh, whee! Can stt it 83 MIKE: V!,______- ~ .,I - .. - . . ~ ~ aJI on T " I - PHINEI US: On ~ V!

'I I - ... . - ~ - ~ - .. all ______- on T V! On T

_,,89 MIKE: ,., 'I I - .. ALL: ~ - . . ~ . . .. - - . , - ' -=:::::::::---- t On T V! I I On T V!

'I I ALL : .. ., - . . y ~ - - ~ - ....., v,______I I On T V!

21 I See It All On TV R O A lD DAH L ' s WILLY WO N KA 1-A C T 107 -

Cheer Up, Charlie [ill

" · I wi sh I'd never heard of candy-or Wonka.! CII-'"U "'·

I Warmly (J= c. 94) I lfocor i1.j GRANDPA JOE: ,-;-- J---, - l il IIJ i J.s: I J J J J , J I Cheer up, Char -Ue._ __ _ Give me a mille l What

J • .. .J ~ & I J J J J J\ J\· hap • pened to the smile I usedPerusal to know ? Don 't you know your grin has al • ways been my JJU.D• shine ? Ill] ja lempol MRS . BUCKET: ,.--- J ---, JiJ .J I J 1 rg 11 ; , w.___ I J :J J J , ) I that sun • shine show ! Come on , Char - Ue.__ _ No need to frown! Deep

, I f J J J J J 3 3 I r· down you know to • mor • row is your toy. WhUseen the days get heav . y, nev • er pit a • pat 'em! !J,ocori1 .j [l2lI Piumosso (J= c. 100) I 11 MR. BUCKET: MR. & MRS. BUCKET: ,-- J -,

~ ~\ r· l ..fiJ. 11 J I ~FF J J Up and at 'em , boy ! Some day, Onlysweet as a song,

~

Char - tie's luck . y day will come a · long! 'Til that day you've got • ta hang in strong, Char-lie!

~ I Tempo I (J= c. 94) I GRANDPA JOE: l1 II ; , J., .J ., J, I Up on top is right whereyou be • long! Look up , Ch ar • lie, _ _ you 'll see a star ! Just

GRANDMAS GEORGINA & JOSEPHINE : J, J)J. 1 1 f J J □ J a J □ 1 r· fol • low It and keep your dream s In view! Pret . ty soon the skie s are gon - na clear up , Cbar -Ue!

23 - Cheer Up , Charlie r 108 , W I LLY WONKA 2 - ACT ROA lD DAHL S

I I [rall. j ~ [ Slightly slower (J= c. 86LJ JJ ALL GRANDPARENTS: -~ ===== 'I MRS. BUCKET: i I I Char - lief ______Cheer up, Char - lie , do! Cheer up, I GRA NDPA JOE ; I I Come on, Char . lie!-

you!:______Perusalglad you'tt

you!______Just be gla d you're

40 /mo/to rail.I WOMEN: t:'\

UseCheer up, Char . lie! I I MEN: t:'\

I I I Cheer Onlyup , Char - Ue!

I I

2 3 - Cheer U p, C h arli e ◄ ► ROALD DAHL · s WI LL Y WONKA 2-ACT 109 -

Think Positive Reprise

1r cANDY MAN exits . CHAR LIE looks at Iris last -chance ff. e,f J,ocolatt nnrsing it back and fnnh '·-- _ _. ,. __ ., 'A /)(Jf O C • ~ • ~___,~ ~)

lg uasi rubato (J= c. 112) J [I] , CHARLIE: * - I- * J J II J J J---- □ ~ On the one hand, you are

f J j J J J J I) J J J :FJIW J J .J--- □ I just a bar of choc • 'late, no dltT - 'rent from the rest! __ On the olh • er hand, you're the

Perusal Ipoco rit. I latempo I ~ ) ) ~-.. J J Ji J Jil J J J J I J J J J J J J * J JJ su - per - star or choc - 'late, the gold • en key t,o Wil • ly Won . ka's trea - sur e chest! Which-ev •

Ia tempo I Irail. ]

.J o - t~J J J J J I .J J F I l=-r * J 11 - er you are, I'm hop Ing for theUse best! Think

Spoken: l fr * J I fiJ r-- ±r r 11 pos - I - tive! ______Think pos - i - tlve ! Only Think

1

3 4!' pos tive!

l?1lI cJ= c. 126) I Spoken: - 11~bl>I * J J E7 Look what hap - pened! See what

18 ., } j ~r ~r 11~ ~ D r· I r I F' I r r I hap- pened! That 's what ha1p . pens when you're think ing

26 - Think Positive Repris e - 110 _ ROALD DAHL'S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT

pos · I • tlve! ---

J7 r •p F' pos 'b tive! Perusal

I / Use I Only

26 - Th. 1 n k p Dsitiv e R 1• ,., .. : p ROALD D A HL ' S WILLY W ONK A 2-Acr - 111 -

seg~e!ri:,..-.rn~~~~" I've Got A Golden Ticket ~ ~' ~ -(J.=c.126)) CHARLIE:

I nev - er thought my life could be an • y - thing but ca • tas • tro • phe ! But

J • J "J-l j ~E FF r p I r ~ I J J 3 J t I J. l J) II sud -den - ly I be . gin to see a bit or good luck for me! 'Cos

II1 f p I rPerusal· J. - - f a Gold en Tick et! I' ve got

J ) ~b f f ~ Ir· ''F' IF" J. IJs-; JJ. I've got a gold en twink le in my eye!

ImUse 18 • ~~ -- II J J J J J I r J1 J. I nev - er hadOnly a chance to shine,

l1 J j ~~ J J J J I F p ) I r r r F p I r p J. nev • er a hap PY song to sing. But sud -den - ly half th e world is mine! (?§l 16 I J ) , r=J J ~ J - ~r I r· 1 ) IIJ r D I r· J What an a· maz . Ing thing! 'Cos I've got a Gold en Tick et!

JO ,.. J 1 I,[ ~ - - I J F D I r· I've got a gold . en SUD up

27 _ I 've Got A Golden Ticket 11 2 RoALD D AH L ' S WILLY Wo N KA 2 - A cr

in ! II the sky! l I PHINEOUS TROUT: Ladies and genllemen, the last Golden Ticket has finally been I found, right here in the Great City! What's your name, kid? 11 I I

CHARLIE: Charlie , Charlie Bucket, sir. PHINEOUS TROUT: Co ngratu lations, Charlie Bucket! Your life is abou t to change! §~ I ~ •Le Boy, what a day to he a . live Now gold • en tick et num her five Perusal is

52 =i , , , ~~ -· r· l p ~uI r r y r· - ~ light here in the palm of yourhand!

56 I I Use J J =ti :::J , ;, j ~~ J J I J p IJ J J J I J ~ J I Eloy, what a da y to- ee l e- brate! Boy, what - a day to la bel great! When Only 60 • f~.J. r· If i .J1 1£ J J r· I ~·. JJg e•ve ry dream that ev er ' com in' you planned 's

)1 i· 4 ► r J. I ~i: I&~; I &I~: ~ in to land! Don't it beiat the

27 - I've Got A Golden Ti cke t ROAlD DAHl S WILL Y WO NKA 2-ACT 11 3;

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CHARLIE: Gra1ndpa Joe! Mom! Dad! I found it, the last Golden Ticket' GRANDPA JOE: Don't tease us. Charlie- CHARLIE : But I did! Look! 4

GRANDPA JOE:: By all that's chocolate, Charlie, you did it! Holy Nut-a-riffle! MR. BUCKET: 'Wait a minute, wait a minute! The tour is today! I just saw them lining up in front of Wonka's factory. You'd better get moving!

MRS. BUCKET : Come here, Charlie , let's wash your face! GRANDMA JO:SEPHINE: Shine your shoes! GRANDMA GEORGINA : Are ya' wearin' clean underwear? 4

GRANDPA GEl:>RGE: I forget. I've been stuck in this bed for so long' GRAND MAJO :SEPHINE : NOT YOU! CHARLIE! GRANDPA GEl:>RGE: I'mPerusal not Charlie! lie isl MR. BUCKET: Char lie, who would you like to go with you on the tour? CHAR LIE: Well , it'd be great if you could all come with me . But if! can only choose one ... then it has to be Grandpa Joe ! -

GRANDMA JOSEPHINE : He's too old ! GRANDPA GEIJRGE : Oh, no I'm not! GRANDMA GEORGINA: Not, you! JOE!

Use - =II GRANDPA GEORGE: Oh . he's too old! GRANDPA JOI: : Who arc you calling old? I've been waiting for this moment my entire life! Get me out of this bed. Charlie, an' I'll race you to the factory ! ~ CHARLII: & IU GRANDPA JOE : , Only GRANDPA JOE: ~~ J J J J j, I •~ p J I J J J J ji I J p J ) nev • er tho ught I'd see the day when I would face the world and say , "Good &8 , ~~ J. r·====-1 p 'i i· I C FJrr · - morn ing! Look at the sun!"

92 GRANDPAJOE : ~ J J 3 j ), I J p J 'i I J 3 3 J ;, I j p J J, nev - er tho ught that would be slap in the lap of lux u • ry! ' Cos

27 - I'v e Got A Golden Ticket r l I 4 I LLY WO N KA 2 - ACT ROAL D DAHL ' S W

96

could . n't be done ! I'd have said It I 11'I

I 100 FAMILY: I I can it can be done! Yes, It

do ne! Perusal______~ 108 CHAR LIE:

I nev • er dreamed that I would climb o • ver the moon in ec Stas · y!

112 Use I I _J. r r r IF p Br J1 If 3 I ,- r ~ F' 'c r J ~ I nev • er - the - less it's there tha t I'm short - ly a • bout to be! 'Cos

~ Only 116

F I ~.S- j__J. 1· l ,-E:F. J-- 0 r I ~ I've got a Gold . en Tick et! 'Cos

I I 120 .--- I I I've got a Gold . en Tick et! I .ALL: I el!--- He's got ll Gold en Tick

27 - I've Got A Golden Ticket - R OALD DA HL 's WILLY WO N KA 2-A C T 11 5

way! ______en chance to mak e my

And with a Gold en Tick et It's a gold Perusal

en day! ______ALL :

We nev • er ev er dared to think that there would be a Use /)6

when bang! lo a g.lor - I - ous gold en blinkOnly, our lives would be - com e sub •

gold en time when bang! In a glor • i • ous gold en blink , our lives would be - come sub •

ALL :

et! ______lime! 'Cos we've got a Go ld en Tick COLbEN TICKET WINNERS :

lime! 1' ve got a Gold en

27 - I ' ve Got A Gold e n Ticket l l 6 R OALD D .◄ H L · s w , ii >' Wo N KA 2-A c r

I 144 I I

to make I We've got 8 gold . en chance our I I

make Tick cl lo our

148 ILI II

a Gold en Tick et, it's Perusal And wit h a

way! ______And with a Gold en Tick et, it's

152 Use I I gold en

I I

gold en Only

. I l

I day! ______

27 - I 've Got A Golden Tick et -- -- - ·-

R O A l D D A H l ' S W I l l Y W o ,...K A 2 _ A C T 11 7

At The Gates [ill din and gentlemen , we arc coming -()USfAO _~: J:'saiesof the Willy Wonka Chocola te "i ·ve outs•~ is about to be made . J ·• ,whereh1stor)' ,rJ,

2 WONKA: - ~ J ] You will

J---□ I r· J-e] I r' p r E r; r ~ l.n your mind There 's a wor ld of end • less fas . ci fuld Perusal r J r 1J j J II na don no more fun place to be than your

~J:ca.98 1 @] ~ J J J J J j ---□ I r· own mag• i • na UseYou can dream an . y

p J r r r F I F r J :J You can sa vour eve. ry sit • u Only. a tion! Life in dream

Ipoco accel. I b ;, :r& J J r I J. • J J I j r== 7 tbtre 's a sen sa tfon • al sen sa tion!

~ IFasterJ= ca. 10s\ tv·-

~ J J J J J j 1J I CE CJ r J F' Wan • na be a dr eam er? Closeyour eyes and you will see one!

28 - At The Gates

IRz - 118 _ ROALD DAHL ' s WILLY WONKA 1-A C T

25 j mo/to rit]

And please save Be one! An . y time you please

~ [slig htly Faster J= ca. 112j J J J go no place to I The.re Is I 11 11 3/ Irit. e dim. j ,, ~w·r Perusalp E E r r IF r J J jJ go there pare with your I mag na tlon! So to ht

34 0 ~ ~'·,. J J J j F I Dr r § free if you tru ly wish to

37 Usepoco accel. 0 ISt&ut ] 11

be! I"I Only

I I

28 - At The Gates ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY WONKA 2-A C T 1 19 -

In This Room Here

(I] W ONKA:

In the

GQ j r-- J j J -----, r , P 1r r?7- w w thou • sand rooms. I' ll show you wha t some of them u,ere are sev - 'ral KIDS: - - I&J/fr sj - PerusalOo h! _ _ _ _

:@D ~ I Broadwa,t: two-beat (J= ca. 86) I J ~ r l J IIr J J J ILJ J J Pj 1B J J J are! In this room here are the lu - ml-nous lot - Ues for eat - ing In bed at Use , J l J J IJ J J J J Ir J J J J ICr r r J night! And in that room there the ex • plod • Ing sweetsOnly for when en• e - mies start a

~J l J I r j J J J I r .rnJ J I J J7JJ J fitht! In this room here is the rock can• dy mine. They say that it's three miles

~ l I J J IF J J J detp! J J J J J LJ An d in that room there a.re the marsh . mal • low pll • lows to

~ (opt . spoken) VERUCA: AUGUSTUS: VIOLET: MIKE: ~ J J I J l II J J J r r I J J F r lll1111di you when Just can't sleep! Lit • tie rooms, big rooms, high rooms, low rooms ,

29 - In This Room He r e 120 _ ROA LD DAH L ' S If/I LLY lf/ONKA 2 - A CT

(op1. spoken) I VERUCA& II WONKA : (su ng) CHARLIE : AUGUSTUS :

I Sma ll rooms, ta ll hun • drc.-d can dy show • rooms! rooms, I I J I I ALL : WONl(A: (sung ) j :::j j ,~ F (£j I J LJ r 1r •r r F bath • - . most all room s! ~ room s, ball - rooms, and you 'll find choc' late in al In

J5 ~ I ,► J I j J I 1 F PerusalJ J J 1I~ J J I .Q J J • milk ! ~ this room here arc the choc • "late cows from which we get choc • ' late And in

J9 KIDS: :::j J ~ L. J I ~ 1 ,~• J J J ,~I J J J , I J J ;$ that room th ere are the hot ice • creams! For a cold day. smooth as silk! And in II Ill! Use 4J WONKA: I J j ~ J J l ,~.J J 1r F u - Ir r Ir A ~ ev - 'ry room att choc • 'late mir - a • cles! Treat5Only be yond com pa.re! Driv. ing

4 7 :::j l A =i ] 4~F r - J I r Ir r J IF l J . - ri - vaJs to des pair! You shou ld see them tear th eir hair! And I I (opt . spoken) I MIKE& VIOLET Ia ccel, I AUGUSTUS& J/ fill MS. TEAVEE: VERUCA& &MOM : MR. SALT: MRS. GLOOP: I J J ~ ~ ~ f~~ 4~•I J J I •I J J IJ J J IJ all be . ~use of ... This room here! And - Und thi s room here! he-re! - And thi s room

CHAR LIE& WONKA : (sung) GRANDPA JOE : JJ

hi er And th is roo m here! Oh, dies ' raum yes! And that room there!

29 - 111 This Room Her e ,,. ROALD DAHL ' S WILLY Wo NKA 2-Acr 121

No 29 "ffl nu Boom Herr " Factory Reveal ,pplaUSC'(rOIII

#~· ~ [pocoapocoacce l. j s ~I 11

lllJ [ Mysterloso cJ:::c. 116) \ 6

[!]J 3 WONK.A : 1~, IIr C r C r I F r J If you want to SN! mag le lands , Perusal ~J 3 J J J I J r· c r r r r J F f ::.: your eyes and you will see one. Wan- na be a dtt am - er? Be oue.

[,all] l

~ IMaestoso cJ= c. 106) I ~. & WW:_ .. A - - Only Vin .. .. 6

1 Llghuy 1 IFade behind dialogue I 4 4 ,~ \I

30 - Factory Rev e al - 12 2 _ ' J" JLLY W ON KA 2-A CT R OALD DAHL S "

Segue from Na 1Z • Uibcs Qu,1 , " Oompa-Loompa 1

[ Light and creepy cJ= ca. 142) I II] OOMPAS 1•5: 2 =flib& I II J J J J d oo~! Oom . pa • loom • pa • doom•£) pa• deeJ ·

s ~b Ii I, J I f_:) j i J J J I JJ J J l I J J J J ~ ()om • pa • loom · pa . doom -pa - dee dte! I 've got • pt'r . feet puz-zl c tor you!

ITT] 9 AUGUSTUS : ~--111 • i 1,''i,J J?0 J J I JJ J J l II F LJ F er I J I r §§ If you are wise, Perusalyou'll list-en to me! Vol do you get ven you 11u:i • zle down sveets?

/J j ) A 41,\j .J~ n 1J f f l I F ( r r C J I J J ~ Eat . you at, gel • tin g ter • rl • bly fat? • ing as mu ch ..~ an el - e-pbanl eats! Vot are

OOMPAS: SOLO : 17 Use j §j C2 l J ~I,\ #J .F'3 I r I F' 1d J J J J J I What do you think will come or that? I don 't like the look of it!

Ill] Only 2/ ALL : ,►5, J J J J f) J J I .J J l J J J J l Oom • pa • loom • pa - doom - pa-dee • dab! [f you'rt not grttd • y, you will go far!

25 4lib& J J J J I R J J l I J J J J I J J fi?~r ~ You will Un 1.n hap • pi - nes.s too! Like the Oom . pa loom . pa . doom • pa • dt't ·

tr - do !------

33 - Oompa-Loompa 1 ► ROALD DAHL ' S WILLI' WO N K A 2-ACT 123 -

There's No Knowing m 2 WONKA:

There's no know • lng where we're go • Ing! Q] , J I J J J. I J r •r J i~r j .J J earth • ly way to know! So we're slmp . ly to and l'ro . Ing,

Ill]I poco ace el - I I , 1,J ~ J J J J J. 11 J J J I r J •r J slow · ly get • ting Perusalver ti - go! To the sout h the wind ls blow - Ing, I cJ = 104 >I qr- ., j !#F r r F I r F I r r ~F J I ~F J J to the north there may be snow! To the west the moon ls glow . Ing,

~ Ipoco acce/.1 , t&J J J J I J J •r· II rUse J ► J J I J J J J to the east a cock may crow! Since we show no sign of slow . Ing,

I 1 ijj , Only ►\ J J J F J r I F J ►w J I j J J J some . one must know where we are! But no des . ti . na tion's show . ing,

Iacce/. 1 2 l&J J .J J II ci, "'P J J r so It's all a bit bl zarre!

~ IFlowing, in 2 ( J = c. 80 ) I g_1111. SALT: MR!I. BEAUREGARDE: ., ' J J ~w I J J I J d IJ J. Though J J J J J J our niood ls eas . y . go • ing, Like a game or tic • tac toe,

MS. TEAVEE:

We must cease this dll • ly daJ - ly • ling, Shil • ly shal • ly • ing to and fro.

35 - There's No Knowing

► , 124 _ ------= R OALD D A HL ' S WILLY WO N KA 2-A C T

I IDJ~rill bu ilding] WONKA : 111

It 's Ed gar Al I no mys - t'ry where we'tt go - Ing, un - like - - len I I 41 I ~ ~5.~ M ~ ,, :4 F •r J I r J I J J J J Quite • - part from our not know Ing-, It's the on ly way ~

I II I I (In the darkness WONKA laughs man· KID S and PARENTS scream in hor:acry J , .. 81 I - I ~ Perusalto 1(1! ______

Ilg jgrad . dim.j 8

Use

Only

I I

3 5 - Th e r e' s No Kn owi ,rg p ROALD DAHL ' s WILLY WoNKA 2-ACT 125 -

d., ._.UnfortUnately , ;~~~~ ~rfected yet, wol"'-•' so we must not - Chew It ~as.,ical (J =ca. 126) I [I] VIOLET: ~- I 1- lg IIJ J J JI .J I .J J "Gum... " I on • ly have one dream in- life, then's

J I J J l ~J J IJ J l J I • I J J J J I J J J J I J J g II ,er . y lit - tie to It, To own one slick of life • long gum and all life long to chew It! I'd

J J I J chew it all through child - hood.Perusal J'd chew It when I wed! If I sur . vive to nine - ty - five, l'U lllJ ! AUttleslower(d= ca . 102) I 0 WONKA: t J II J g J g I J J J J J I .J g J t:JI J J .J J I chew It 'tlJ I'm dead! But this gum here's much bet - ter than that one! This gum here Is a thne-course din -nu!

Iralt. j IJ= ca. 10sj J j 7 ~ J • J J Iii J_J JJ JUse J l II J__ iJ □ J J II Pea soup, roast beef an' blue ber - ry ice cream! Blue . ber-ry Is the

, j j ;II J l n II J OnlyJ A~J l II., nic • est Ice cnam! You may feel fat, but in fact , you'n thin • oer! _

~ VIOLET: That gum is so mine!

11

E - veo af - ter a three• course din · ner!

(VIOLET snatches the gum.from WONKA s hand and pops it into her mouth .) Mmm, it's delicious! And it really does taste like pea soup! Oh , and here comes the roast beef! Fantastic! So tender & juicy! J7 s

WONKA: But the blueberry ice cream! VIOLET: I'll bet it's to die! 7 !I

36 - Cltew It 126 0 ...,,. ..,... \ ROA LD DAHL S Willi" Wo N K A i-A C T

49 ~ WONKA: That's what I'm worried about.. .the DYE! I 7 MIKE:

S7 ~ VEAUCA: 1 J J J j I J j l J l#J J J J I J J Vlo . na do let, you're so Thal gum is gon It! ~ bu.« . ed! lltt

~ WONKA: VIOLET:

can · dy fame 's gone down the drain! I told her not to ebew it! Too late, WII • ly! Noth -In• to It! 67 Perusal ~ J .I J J I J .t J J rJJJ l r J J JIJJJJIJJ~ •Cos I know j im bow to ebew it! There is no nttd to pooh- pooh It! AU I have to do Is do It!

lul ?J CHARLIE : MIKE : VERUCA: JJ1wwJJ1w J I J J I J J r r 1 J U F r~ ' 7 J F r r Vlo - let, It's so bad ror you! Yo, Vlo • let, Usedude , you're t um • in' blu e! Vlo - let what you gon • na do? JIISI I MRS. BEAUREGAROE: AU. : I J IIF rrr 1 rJrJ 1 J □ Jw1 □ u JJ 1 stand the n, sing • log 'Am I Blue?' Yes, she's turn - Ing blue, Onlyit's true! Oh, Vio • let, you are now bright blue! That

ur r 1 w r Jr 1 - -4 rot • ten lou · sy gum , I knew It! Blue • ber • ry blue and rat as su - et!

I gues.~ I blew Ill ____ _ Blew it! ______

(V IOLET disappea rs. Tire stage 111m s purple . There is a loud "explosion" a.r if VIOLET ha s burst like a gum bubble blowrtIOI/ ) large.followed by a hissi11g11oi se. The CAST is propelledojfSIOgt . 3

Blew It!------BLEW IT !

36 - Chew It > ROALD DAH L' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT 127 -

Oompa-Loompa 2 ·~ ~dcreepy( J ,,,ca. 142) I [I] OOMPAS& AUGUSTUS:

Oom • pa • loom • pa • doom- pa. dee . doo!

J J J J I 0 J J l I J J J J fl J J l ~ got an• otb er puz .z lc for you ! Oom • pa . loom . pa . doom- pa . dee . dee! [ll] Vl(VIOL ET: ~j J J J J I a J J l II r ( F r ( F I ~--:J r r ~ ll 1r you arc wise, you'll lls•tenPerusal to me! Gum chew-log's fine whe n It's once ln a whlle . It

- ~ fbh j J ~ n I J ~ r r l I r LJ r ~ J. I ~ J J l stops you from smok • Ing and br ight. ens your smile! But It's re- pul • slve, re • volt Ing, and wrong!

ALL: ;7 ALL : ~ ►b& flJ JP J §J I r r I User I d J J 3J .J J I Chew - Ing and chew • Ing all day long! Just th e way a cow---_ does! Ill] /I Onlyl f ©,r r r r 11 J J J J n J J I J j 1 J J (4 cluws) Oom • pa . loom - pa . doom • pa • dee dab! Giv - en good man • ners,

/J GIR LS: BOYS: GIRLS : BOYS: ,~,.n J J l I J J J J I n J J l I J J J J you wW go far! You will Uve In hap . pi . ness too! Like the Oom . pa .

:/9 ~ GIRLS: BOYS : A LL: J 1,; 111 - 11 l ~! 6 19 loom J pa doom . pa . dee do !

37 - Oompa-Loompa 2 r - 128 _ R O ALD DAHL ' s WILLY WoNKA ]-A C T

C HARLIE: Well, I suppose one tiny llL

[ In one(J. =c.68) j 3 ;£~ 8 ~~ & I t I t

ing !______

~ CHARLIE : l l II J J I J j IJ J j ~ ±r J J •I I J J . lion that's quite as sen . sa- lion - al Perusal There's no sen sa as

25 GRANDPA JOE : I, r· Ir• c:: ±r l J - I J J J I J .J J@ '~I~fly Thrill Ing, ru1 . fill Ing! ing, and

J J J r UseIr' Ir high ' r ed - u • ca-tio n -al as fly Ing! ____ _

GRANDPAJOE : BOTM: I J J J I J J - □ OnlyI J J J I r· It 's In • spi • ra • tion • al, And rec re • a - tlon • al, Try log !__ _

43 I ,~,\J - I J J j I J J ~ I J J j I j r :; w .y, - F * * way up there in mid air, IO be touch - ing !ht I

I 49 GRANDPAJOE : ~ J J@ r= tr * r r I J J II J I J J '~5,sky! Which I guess J J that' S is why there is no frd ing

55 I,J J J I J J r I r· ' ~I•quite like the feel - Ing of fly ing ! ______

40 - Flying RO ,H D DAHL ' S WILLY WO N KA 2 - ACT - 129 -

~HARJE: J j J I J .J J I J .J J I r F I r';p- i=r Bump - Ing your brad on the r~II • Ing so high up a . hove!

67 ~ 2 (opt. 8vb) ~~, I II r F r I r F r I r r r I- r r It's so ap . peal ling , I'm ree l ing al my death de

7] BOTH: ~- ~- I -s- j J - I J. I r· j 'f\fy Ing! Perusal * * Fly Ing

If F l l II love! ______Use 53 There is no high that's as high as the high I am try Ing! _ _ _ Only l If Ill Fly Ing_ _ _ I •••

6 4 II II

40 - Fly i ng r - 1 3 0 - ROALD D .4 HL ' S W ILLY WO N KA ]-ACT

CHARLIE: Burp! This is FUN! mitt! BurpingSon g @]

I Happy waltz cJ.= c. 68) I 0 CHARLIE: 2 1¥4~~1 ~~~ ~~~11 J J love Oh, how to

s GRANDPAJOE : j j ,~l r( ll J J I J J I J J I w I F * ~ J Ant werp ! burp ! (burp !) Peo • pie burp rrom At Ian · ta lo (burp!)

CHARLIE: 111 CHARLIE: [llJ GRANDPAJO E: I j ~ ,,~ j ~ j l 11 J I I J® r * I * J I I F F F - r r F bird s Ion lo chirp, Eve • ry (burp !) PerusalFrom John Wayn e to Wyatt Earp, Just as

BOTH: rm ~ j I[ r( l ~ 11 J. I r? ] '4·J J J iJ F I - Burp day guy Ions lo B u R P! (bllrp !) Hap · PY Use l '4•·r * r ir== Pf: r * - 11 to me! (burp! ) Only

41 - B11rpit1 g S o,i g - ROA LD DAHL ' S WILLY WO N KA 2-ACT 131

Wonka. I want a squirrel , vEAUC-'' S~ hhe11"'et,edrbook' ! u1dy' I Want It Now! fll~· SALT: Rig__ , --.---, • ht waltz (J.= c. 78) sng MA. SALT:I want a squirrel 1111dan Oompa-Loompa l MR. SALT: I want a squirrel and an Oompa-Loompa and I(O n cue) I a pink candy boat wltile we're at it- 2 - - 3

@ ncue) ] II] 4 VERUCA: ~ 11=J J J I J want a feast . want a ball. 2 2 'J J J I 1W J want a bean feast! Perusalwant a part y.

ll j ,-~J J J I J J J I ,J J I ,J J J I r uJ ,J I ijj J l Cream buns, and do - nuts , and fruit - cakes with no outs , so good you could go nuts! Pink mac . a roons and a mil - lion bat loons and per form - ing ha boons, aod

17 ~ 2 > 4•1 r□, ,,r 1 r I User • t =II J J J I J J J Give 'em_ to me now! want a par ty with give 'em_ to me now!

JJ

~•11 ~ J j I ~ ~Only I ~. ~- r I I J J r ~ room - fuls - J cream! of laugh - ter . want a ton or ice

19

And if don 't get the thing s am af - ter , __ _

scream! ______I'm gon na ,,

(screams ) 4

43 I Wa11t It Now! 1 3 2 W I LLY WON K A 1-A T ROA l D DAHL ' s c ,..,, •. .r\ 57 ~ 2 i l

want want the wor ks. the I11 2 I and sweets and Pres - ent~ and prlz - es sur Pris I I e:s or I 69 [Zll

all shapes and siz - es, and now! Don 't care

111 75 11 Perusal how ! want it now! I@

2 ·~ MBI ii= I I J J • O• g She wants the world. She wants lo dRy,

2 r&~J J J UseI ,J j She wants 11 the whole wor ld. She wants lo mor row.

89 VERUCA: (Both rimes) ( ::j J ,w ~ 4•11J J •~ I J - J Only 1,J J ~ ~ She wants to lock ii all - It's up in her pock et. She wants to wear 'em like jewels in her hair And I

9J 2 , •11 n.J ,J j r I ffJ l I J □-. 2f l F 2:1 '1 my bar or choc 'late. Give It __ to me don' t want to share 'em. Give 'em _ _ to me I I ~ 98 I > VERUCA: I r( l l =II I .,=1 g@ 4•11 • J •I I J I now! II want to ride in now!

crys la l to fine riage. want each day

43 - I Wa11t I t Now! - ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY Wo NKA. 2-A - cr - 133 -

sprfng.

the time when comes to think a And bout mar rlage,

l l I r· I J. I j �) I r· want •

JI Ir· I I l l j � F' Perusalr· F king!

� /1/ 4 ALL: 2 II J. Ji I j, t� She wants the stars

129 2 Usel �� J. ;, I nJ J up in the heav ens IJJ Only VERUCA: 4"# J J I J J J J nJ j lnJ J --- J J - tern. Can't Ve - DUS and Sat - urn ar ranged in a pat

/JI MII l l II f F J ,J I J J J Ir· Er brow!= wait to wear that on my

iii B

it She wants Don•t care how!

·------now! ______

It Now! 43 - I Want r ·s WILLY WONK A 2-A CT - 134 -- ROALD D A HL

lg._ ~ lllon't care how!----=:

/ J2

want It

(Vocal begins long FALL) (VERUCA jumps onto the chute and down the chute)

now !!!! _ Perusal______

(VOICE OVER "Bad Nut") 3 II

Use

Only

4 3 - I W a11 t It Now! ROAlD DAHl ' S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr 135 -

Oompa-Loompa 3

QJ

OOMPA1 : OOMPA2 : OOMPAJ :

ill Oom · pa • loom • pa doom • pa - dee - doo!

OOMPA•: OOMPAS : OOMPA 1: -I r ~ ~: J J J J I n J J l I J J J J I J 3 J j I want it Pvt got a per feel puz-zle for you! Oom • pa · loom - pa doom -pa · dee dtt!

·hule and down the chute ) [ll] ALL: VERUCA: Perusal ~~ J J J J J I n J J l II r LJ r C: F I J r r l ~·Jr you an wise, you'U li•t - en to me! Who do you blame when your kid i.. a brat ?

3

u l J J l 'bb&J J-□ J n I n F r I r LJ r LJ I n Pam • pend and spoiled like a Si - a-mese cat! Diam - ing the k.id is a lie and a shame,

BOYS: GIRLS: II ALL: Use ,5 nJ J 1,J r r r J I J J J J n J II ro I.bu! moth- er, and the ra You know ex - ad ly who's lo blame! ' The - Only n J .J l IJ n J J I n J J • then you will go rar! Oom • pa - loom . pa doom• pa • dee • dah! If you'~ not spoiled

OOMPA 1: OOMPA2:

Qom pa You Like the - Will too! - live In hap • pi - ness

I! 00MPA3 : VERUCA : ALL:

loom pa doom • pa dee do!

45 - Oomp11-Loomp11 3 1 3 6 R O A L D DAHL ' s WILLI ' WO N KA 2-ACT ..,...• \

Segue from !So 48 • l,ights Qut.,t" Oompa-Loompa 4 [ Light an d Crttpy a=ca . 142) I QJ 2 ALL :

Oom - pa - loom • pa doom • pa • dee • doo ! s

• r, •e got a n - oth • l'r puz - zle for you! Oom . pa • loom - pa - doom - pa · dee - dee!

9 0l 1 1 MIKE: I 'Pb& J £Perusal 1 J J I J J J 3 II r C: r r c r~ If you att wise , you'll list - en to me! Whal do you gel from a

/2 ALL : MIKE :

µ 'Pb& ~ ") k j c J- r * Jl I J J J J ] ~ glut or T V? A pain in the nec:k and an

u ALL: MIKE : AU : ) I, J r l r I r UseE r F f r I FJ J l J '~'·I. Q. or three ! Why don't you try simp ly ttad - ing a book?

.FP J I r r Only Or, coul d you just not bear to look? ______

I Slower cJ= c. 86) / rail. I SOLO 2: SOLO 3: You'll et no, zo SO LO 1: ,-----,

You'll DO You'll get no , I I II J J J J I J JJ J J yo u' ll get no com • mer · cials! Oom pa loom pa doom - pa - dee

25 =4 Pb&j J j J J J I J J J J l I J J J p@ In T V a nd you' ll be II sta r ! You wiU Uve Turn off the

49 - Oompa-Loompa 4 1 3 7 -

tool Like the 0nm • pa- pa, h■ P • pl • ness,

ALL: MIIKE:

.. q do! ______()om • pa . loo m • pa • cloom • pa · dtt Doom • pa • dtt . do!

Perusal

Use

Only

49 - Oompa-Loompa 4 ► f 138 R OALD DAHL ' S WILL Y WO N KA 1 -Ac~ ~

WONkA, GRANDPA JO! & CHARLIE : m-c! Flying (Reprise)

I In one (J.== c . 68) / II

lly I.a&! Wt 're fly

~ 19 CHARUI! : GRANDPA JOE : g~Uet PAJOt, l I My rav • 'rile past · Umc Much more than lhe ....C!l!lt Perusal Is

GRANDPA JOE :

fty . inJ! Masi • 'ring dis IS · lot ln

JI Use dou . ble quick fast lime by lly lq ! rm Jl CHARLIE : WONKA : Only

It 's 50 in . vii illl , u: . di - in& and qulte ed . I Cy Ina!

Here lll the sub - strat • os • phen soar - Ing

CHARLIE, WOHKA & GRANDPA JOE :

sky !------And we now know why there Is DO reel

quJte like the reel 101 or fly

50A - F l ying (R e pri se ) ◄ f?OALD D A H L ·s WI L LY WONKA Z - A cr - 1 3 9 - l

head on U,c cell lng of hea v . en 8 • bon ! - -- -

~ (op t. Bvb) I w I,/ F F r I'F r r I· r F F I r F r It's so •P • peal • ling, I'm reel • Ing al our death • de

J jtg# I ~-= jJ * * I Ir· j Fly ii ty ing! Ing Perusal I -,!;' j ~2• I ('' I i l l I I r I F' I F II ~j) Wt love!

Use

Only

50A - Flying (Reprise ) • s WiLLY Wo N KA 2 - A c r 14:0 RoALD D .4HL

Oompa-Loompa/Candy Dreams

WO!"KA : Lei's just swoop down and see if we can hear what they have ~ 7 ~OS& ~I-Fo_rce_ f_ul-ly- (~J-=-c-. 1-4-2)] OOMPA LOOMPAS :

I' ve got a fi • nal Oom • pa • loom • pa doom • pa • dtt • doo!

.5

you are wise, you 'II Oom • pa • loom • pa doom-pa · dtt • dtt! If lls • teD to

9 Perusal Then> Is a prob • lem with lots or our youtll ! Not ev • 'ry -bod • y Ukes teU • Ing the lnith!

Td l • ing the truth starts a beau · ti • ful bU7.Z. Is n't it nltt when some • •

Suddenly slower (J= c. 100) Use O.olce e rubatoc J= C.1114 ) J

does ?! It co·uld be Onlycon • ta gious! GRANDPA JOE: Guess they learned their lesson! Wonka, what are all those trucks doing? WONKA : Delivering the booby prizes . CHARLIE : What are the booby prizes? s 2

WONKA : Their lifetime supply of chocolate. GRANDPA JOE: If that's the booby prize, what's the real prize?

GD j a tempo j A solo • fre ely (SCENE CONT INUES) --

51 Oompa-Loompa/Cand y Dreams I, • S WILLY ROALD DAHL ' WONKA 2-Acr - 141 -

J J j)

[} 1owly cJ= c. 80) ] 6

~I

(DIAWGUECUE:) WONKA: It means your entire family can live here with you here at the factory! \Segue\ PerusalSo now what do you say, Charlie?

CHARLIE: I say "Yes,' Mr. Wonka! I would truly,positively, absolutely LOVEto!

Use

Only

s vream a/CandY r:: "1 nromtta-LootnP 2-Acr WoNKA WILLY 142 ROALD DAHL 's

Segue fromNo 51 'Oompo-1,aompoJConti,Drcoms• Finale \ BrightlycJ. = 134)\ WONKA:

Now

[1) Shuffle\ · l'lstessocJ = 134) \

sat. is-fy - Ing and de • Ii • clous! Char - lie makes ev 'ry• thing be bakes

9 MR. & MRS. BUCKET: GRANDPARENTS:

dish - es! Talk a • bout your child - hood wish· es! We will help you eat the (I]\ ShufflecJ = 134)Perusal\

13 WONKA:

Who can take a sun - rise?__ _ sprlnk • le it with dew, ____

BUCKET FAMILY:

WhoUse can take a SUD • rise? ____

Only GRANDPA JOE: cov - er It in cboc - 'late and a mir a-cle or two? Our

sprink - le it with dew,

WONKA:

• lie can! know that he can! _____ FULL COMPANY: BUCKETFAMI LY:

Ob, Char . lie can! We

52 - Finale Wt LL Y WONK A 2-A CT ~- ROALD DAHL · s 143

FULL COMPANY:

We know that he can 'cos and makes the

can!

Straigh t 81hs - mo/10 rail . fll! l Free ly (J:: c. 76) I

CHARLIE :

'--' And the wor ld tastes good •cos the Can · dy Man thinks _ It world-W- le good! Perusal

shoald!------

ALL:

Thinks UseIt should ! ______

Only

52 Fi11ale ► - 144 - R O ALD DAHL ' S WIL LY W ON KA 2 - A CT 2 - A cr

Bows @] [ March (J.= c. 126) J IRepea t As Needed / ---

[Ij [OPT: All sing OD lut tim~ 5

We nev - er er dared to think that there would be a gold - en ti111e

9 WOMEN: Perusal =ti r r r r F F Ir p r p I ( f J- Dr - I F' l )~ ~·bang! In a glor • i • ous gold . en blink, our lives would be • come sub lime! 'Cos

[l] ,, I -~ F JI, CLJ :::-,, JJ - 1 I'v e got a Gold • en Tick Useet!_ _ __ _

Only

way! ______I'v e got a gold • en chance to make my

IR epeat As Needed I 21

And with a Gold • en Tick • et it's a gold en

:~ ======::::::.- - day!------

53 - Bo ws