James Hindman and Ray Roderick John Glaudini STAGE MANAGER
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Written by James Hindman and Ray Roderick Musical Arrangements by John Glaudini STAGE MANAGER SCRIPT Licensed through a partnership with www.stagerights.com www.miracleor2.com THE RAT PACK LOUNGE Copyright © John Glaudini, James Hindman, Ray Roderick All Rights Reserved All performances and public readings of THE RAT PACK LOUNGE are subject to royalties. It is fully protected under the copyright laws of the United States of America, of all countries covered by the International Copyright Union, of all countries covered by the Pan-American Copyright Convention and the Universal Copyright Convention, and all countries with which the United States has reciprocal copyright relations. All rights are strictly reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form, by any means, including mechanical, electronic, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the author. 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For all stage performance inquiries, please contact either licensing partner: Miracle of 2 Theatrical Licensing 163 Amsterdam Ave. Suite 1320 New York, NY 10023 (212) 757-6466 www.miracleor2.com or Steele Spring Stage Rights 3845 Cazador Street Los Angeles, CA 90065 (323) 739-0413 www.stagerights.com iii CAST (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE) NOTE ABOUT CASTING: The premise of the show is that Frank, Dean and Sammy come back to earth and inhabit the bodies of living people. Therefore, none of the actors need to look anything like our stars, they just need to embody their essence. SECRETARY (VOICE OVER) - God’s secretary. She should sound like a telephone operator from the 1940’s. GOD (VOICE OVER) - Affable. Funny. Deep down he wants to be as cool as The Rat Pack. VIC CANDELINO – Down on his luck owner of Vic’s Place. When Vic was a kid, Frank told him he would ‘one day be a star.’ He is now bankrupt and ready to throw in the towel. BOBBY GOLDBERG/SAMMY DAVIS, JR. – The bartender at Vic’s Place, Bobby has known Vic since he was a kid. Energetic and caring. His body is taken over by Sammy Davis Jr. WILLIAM SAUNDERS/FRANK SINATRA – Real estate developer who wants to demolish Vic’s Place and build a parking lot for the Hooters next door. His body is taken over by Frank Sinatra. KATHERINE KERR/ANGIE – Mr. Saunders’ secretary. Very type A. Her body is taken over by Angie – An angel sent from above who uses her feminine wiles finds to influence men. JEORGE RODRIGUES/DEAN MARTIN – Easy going guy. English is a second language. He loves the Rat Pack. His body is taken over by Dean Martin. THE TIME: New Years Eve, 1998 iv LIST OF MUSICAL NUMBERS OVERTURE I’M GONNA LIVE ‘TIL I DIE (PTS 1-3) Sammy, Dean & Frank HIGH HOPES Frank, Sammy & Dean MY WAY (VIC’S DEMO) Vic TEACH HIM SECTION: BEE-BOM Sammy & Vic TEACH HIM SECTION: VOLARE Dean & Vic TEACH HIM SECTION: NICE ‘N’ EASY Frank & Vic COME FLY WITH ME Vic YOUNG AT HEART Frank, Sammy & Dean AIN’T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD Frank, Sammy & Dean TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT Angie ANGEL SAID Angie, Frank, Sammy & Dean IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS OF THE MORNING Frank, Sammy & Dean THE RAT PACK COMEBACK (PT 1): BYE BYE BLACKBIRD Sammy THE RAT PACK COMBACK (PT 1): THAT’S AMORE Dean THE RP COMEBACK (PT 1): YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG Frank THE RAT PACK COMEBACK (PT 2): I’M GONNA LIVE ‘TIL I DIE Frank, Dean and Sammy MY WAY Vic IT’S A WONDERFUL WORLD Vic DEAN’S SET: FOR ME AND MY GAL Dean DEAN’S SET: EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIME Dean DEAN’S SET: I LOVE BEING HERE WITH YOU Angie v SAMMY’S SET: SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE Sammy SAMMY’S SET: WHAT KIND OF FOOL AM I? Sammy FRANK’S SET: ONE FOR MY BABY Frank FRANK’S SET: I’VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN All YOU’RE NOBODY ‘TIL SOMEBODY LOVES YOU Frank, Sammy & Dean VIC’S I’VE GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING Vic BIRTH OF THE BLUES All EXIT: I’VE GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING God (Voice Over) Page 1 ACT I 1. OVERTURE A big, brassy and swingin’ overture segues to off stage voices singing Gregorian chant as Stars fill the sky. We are in Heaven. OFF STAGE VOICES REQUIEM AETERNAM, DONA EIS DOMINE ET LUX PERPETUA LUCEAT EIS Throughout the dialogue, a “film noir-style” arrangement of EEE- O-ELEVEN creeps in. 2-2B PROLOGUE 2-2B PROLOGUE (PTS 1-3) HEAVENLY VOICES/EEE-O-ELEVEN/JUKEBOX CUES SFX: Buzz. A voice over is heard. Stars blink or become brighter as characters enter and/or talk. SECRETARY (VOICE OVER) God…God, your three o’clock is here. GOD (VOICE OVER) Great. SECRETARY (VOICE OVER) Shall I cancel your lunch with Moses? GOD (VOICE OVER) Tell him I’ll call him next week. SECRETARY (VOICE OVER) Will do. Should I send them in now? GOD (VOICE OVER) Please. Three stars brighten on star-drop/scrim, like the belt of Orion. (With enthusiasm) Frankie…Frankie baby, Dino, Sammy…Get over here. Forget the gate, Peter will get it. First, let me say what a thrill it was to have you sing at my birthday party last week. When you boys sang, “When the saints go Marching in”…Did you see them all on their feet? And getting Peter, Paul and Mary to sing backup…I tell you, it’s good to be God… Page 2 (Suddenly serious) …Until tonight. I got a problem boys, a big problem, and I need you three to fix it. Frank, Frank, let me do the talking. Up here, I’m the chairman of the board. Now, look down there… We bleed through the scrim of stars as a jukebox on stage lights up and underscoring shifts to Film Noir-Style. See that bar? No, not Caesar’s Palace, over there, the old Vegas strip…that little hole in the wall next to Hooters. The lights continue up, revealing the inside of a small, seedy bar. A banner reading “HAPPY NEW YEAR! – 1999” hangs on the back wall next to three large photos of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr. The place is crammed with other RAT PACK memorabilia. A well-dressed man, WILLIAM SAUNDERS, is asleep at the bar, clutching an empty bottle of Jack Daniel’s, two suitcases surround him. BOBBY, a fairly worn-out man, enters from the back room, sets up the lounge for the night, taking the chairs off the tables and cleaning some of the RAT PACK memorabilia. Dialogue continues uninterrupted as the vocal of EEE-O-ELEVEN underscores what follows. GOD (VOICE OVER) That’s The Rat Pack Lounge. A special comes up on VIC. GOD Ah…here comes our guy now. VIC JR. walks DSC and pulls a gun from the bag. HE puts the gun back. The gun falls through the paper bag landing on the floor. VIC Jesus Christ! GOD (VOICE OVER) Why do people have to say that? KATHERINE and JEORGE enter with bags. KATHERINE (Taking bag from JEORGE) Here’s your bag, Mr. Saunders. MR. SAUNDERS Make mine a double, cowboy. KATHERINE I’m going to try and get some cell service so I can reschedule this flight. (To JEORGE) And make sure he doesn’t drink. Page 3 JEORGE (Looking at the pictures, and memorabilia) Wow, mira todas estas cosas lindas. Eh … mira pa' ya … Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr.…me encantan estos tipos…el Rat Pack. (Wow, look at all these beautiful things. Ooo…Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr….I love these guys…The Rat Pack.) JEORGE sits at table. KATHERINE (Exiting) Since when does it snow in Las Vegas? Voices and underscoring continues GOD (VOICE OVER) Frank, at exactly 11:57 tonight, your pal, Vic Candelino is going to put a bullet through his head because of something you said over twenty-five years ago. You know the rules…no one can stay in heaven and be responsible for the death of another human being. If you three want to stay up here, you must go down there and fix this! Keep this kid alive, or spend the rest of eternity in the fires of Hell with Peter Lawford! He accidentally kicks the bucket BOBBY has left behind. The bucket hits the jukebox. It instantly changes to… SFX: Record skip. High Hopes - Instrumental VIC hits the jukebox, the song changes to an upbeat loud… Cacophony of hit hooks – Instrumental SFX: Record skipping, Thunder/Lighting…electrical shock VIC tries to stop the jukebox by hitting it. Every time VIC hits the jukebox the record ships to a new hook, getting faster and faster. VIC kicks over Bobby’s bucket of water. (To jukebox) Shut up! Enough of you! Stop, damn it! Shut up! I said stop! VIC reaches to unplug the jukebox and gets an electrical shock that sends him flying across the room in a sea of sparks, as the music builds to a cacophony.