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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Archives and Special Collections at ePublications at Regis University. It has been accepted for inclusion in Brown and Gold by an authorized administrator of ePublications at Regis University. For more information, please contact [email protected]. VOL. XXV: ~0. 14 REGIS COLLEGE, DENVER, COLO. April 21, 19-!: ~ Regis College Sponsors Annual Navigation Class Spring Dance Will Be Informal . Moves to Campus to D . · All c· . O . . Archdiocesan Speech Conference Accomodate usa espde ontrary plniODS Centering their progTam around the theme ''United for Phillip J. Callen, president of to be held on Friday, April 30, The navigation class, sponsored T omorrow, " over 300 students from seven Catholic' schools the Junior class and chairman of will be informal rather than took part in the fifth annual archdiocesan speech conference by Regis C9llege is now being the spring dance committee, yes­ formal. The site of the Flunkers' held each Tuesday and Thursday terday told a Brown and Gold Frolic, the Cathedral Room of the ~un~ay after~oon, April 11, at Regis College. Short drama­ tizatiOns, a directed conversation a model student assembly evening on the campus. This reporter that contrary to original Albany Hotel, proved so popular change was a voluntary move on that it has been decided to hold and a panel discussion were by a speaking contest plans, the spring dance this year, foll~wed the part of college officials. The the spring informal there, Callen in which a representative of each fr::::::::::::::::::=:::::::::=:::::::::::::; school gave a resume of the day's action was taken to give the said. events. Bandmaster Sends U.S.O. club another much needed The dance committee has set room. The building, formally Killed in Action the price of seventy-five cents per The events were non-competitive Thanks to Regis known as the Knights of Columbus couple, The dance will be open except for the speaking contest, The Very Reverend John Hall, had been turned over to the only to students !low attending in which William E. Horan, Regis J. Flanagan, S.J., president U.S.O. in February, and the club Regis College; it will be closed High School senior, placed first; of Regis College, received a has been expanding its facilities to all outsiders, including alumni Alice Lippert of St. Francis de letter last week from Chief as much as possible. This extra and former students, Callen em­ Sales high school, second, a n d Leonard Hickson of the U. room will be used for the ping­ . phasized. Marie Parkhill of St. Mary's acad­ S. Coast Guard who was in pong tables that had been set up The committee promises that emy in Denver, third. 0 t h e r charge of the Coast Guatd in the halls. punch will be served this time, schools represented in the confer­ band that wtts staying in and they have already m_ade pre­ ence were St. Joseph's high school Carroll Hall during the re­ MORE ROOl\l ... liminary arrangements to assure Cathedral high school a~d Hoi; cent A.A.U. tournament. It is thought that by this move the refreshments. Family high school of Denver, and Several clippings f r o m No definite orchestra has as St. Scholastica academy of Canon Denver papers were sent to the soldiers will have a more en­ yet been selected, but several are City. Chief Hickson and from his joyable and complete place to presentations of their particular letter to Father Flanagan recreate. It will also increase the NON-COMPETITIVE Callen stated. we quote: " . . ; I am writ­ number that can be served. ing you to say thank~ for This year's was the first non­ Although this centrally located competitive meet since the begin­ the clippings. place was ideal for an evening ning of the conference five years "The boys still talk about Junior Legislators ago by the Rev. Hubert M. Newell, the friendliness shown us at course, the class is still hold.ing archdiocesan director of schools. Regis-everyone enjoyed the together and the little sacrifice Take Over Capitol This year's conference was under stay there and we all hope required to return to the campus Lt. W. W. Waltemath More than thirty college stu­ the direction of Father Newell and to see you again sometime." will not be for a long period. dents from five colleges and uni­ Mr. Robert J. O'Sullivan, .S.J., of Thanks for everything, There remain just three weeks of Lt. William w. Waltemath, versities in Colorado attended the the Regis College speech depart­ Leonard Hickson, BMSTR. school and only four .class periods former Regis college student, was Seventh Annual Rocky Mountain ment, who has been in charge of Intercollegiate Legislative Assem­ the conference for the past three until this course is · cempleted. killed in action on the North African front on March 16. Word bly which was held Friday and · yars. The conference is sponsored Saturday, April 9 and 10, at the was received by his parents from by Regis College. •State Capitol legislative chambers All events were held in the the War Department on April 8. in Denver. Little theater on the Regis Cam­ Becker Introduces Chem Club Bill came to Regis from North pus. LIMITED ATTENDANCE Platte high school where he took The conference this year, which a pre-law course. Leaving Regis To Members of Sulfa Family was limited in attendance by war he went to Creighton university and transportation difficulties, was '' Sulfanilimide itself is an aniline derivative; the other where he completed one year of held under the auspices of the sulfa drugs : sulfapyridine, sulfathiazole, sulfadiazine, sulfa­ law school before enlisting in the Librarian to Address University of Denver, and was suxidine, and sulfaguanidine, are direct derivatives of sufanil­ army as a private. A few months concerned with the consideration imide, '·' said Henry Becker, senior major in chemistry, at the later he was sent to the Ft. Ben­ Inter-American Group of the problems which face a last regular meeting of the chemistry club, when he gave a ning officer training school where nation at war and which will face On Friday, April 30, the Rev. talk entitled, ''The Sulfa Drugs.'' gradua~ed he las,t September 26, post-war peace planning. Emmanuel T. Sandoval, S.J., pro­ Becker traced the history of sui--+------with a second lieutenant's com­ The assembly opened Friday fessor of Spanish and librarian at fanilimide and its derivatives from sulfanilimde and its derivatives mission. He was sent overseas morning, April 9, at 10:00 a. m. Regis College, will speak at the the time when sulfanilimide was and showed the structural formu­ and was with the contingent of in· the Senate chambers of the known only as the constituent of las of all the compounds involved. troops landing at Casablanca on University of South Dakota in Capitol building with the registra­ a dye to the forms in which we , November 8, 1942. He volunteered Vermillion before the Inter-Amer­ tion of the delegates and attend­ for duty in the anti-tank infantry, ican institute. Present at the know the drug today. · The red F c' N ed . ing colleges. meeting will be college presidents dye, pronosil, from which sulfanil- r. onway am to and it is supposed that he was and deans from the entire state imide was first prepared, w as· • • • • in that service when killed. GENERAL SESSION of South Dakota, secondary school known for twenty-five years be- Two CIVIC POSitiOnS' Waltemath is the third Regis At 10:15, the general session of executives from the eastern part fore its curative powers were dis- Mayor Benjamin F. Stapleton, man to meet death in the war.- the representatives was called to of the state, and the university covered. After these powers had on Monday, April 5, named the order by Leland Jones, Chairman, faculty and regents. Father San~ been discovered, it was found that Rev. Edward A. Conway, S. J., of the University of Denver. Roll doval will address the group dur­ sulfanilimide was the active com­ instructor in religion at rl.egis Col­ Mass lor ERC Men . call, adoption of the calendar and ing the institute, which will stress ponent of the dye. lege, the chairman of the Informa­ presentatic,n of the problems con­ cultural relations between the On Day Before Exit Becker also discussed the vary­ tion and Education committee of frqnting each committee came in On Monday morning, May ~mericas. ing properties of the different the Denver Defense council. On their prescribed order and the 24, in the student's chapel at drugs and explained that one of the same day Father Conway was general session WiltS adjourned SPOKE IN IOWA Regis College, Mass will be the prime objectives in compound­ elected for a three-year term to until 2 :00 p. m., when the six sung for Regis students of President Weeks of the Univer­ ing derivatives is the elimination a post on the board of directors committees were supposed to con­ the ERC who are leaving sity of South Dakota, and Dr. c. of toxic properties. This objective of the Denver _Adult Education vene and to consider each of their for active duty with the G. Beckwith, head of the univer­ has been achieved in sulfasuxidine council. Father Conway ·represents presentations of their particular army on May 25, ,according sity's department of h i s t o r y , w h i c h displays no noticeable the Rocky Mountain Radio council. problem. to the Rev. Hugo J. Gerle­ arranged Father Sandoval's · talks. amount of toxicity. He also point­ The Information and Education Committee meetings adjourned man, S.J. Parents, relatives, -ed out that the uses of each drug committee is a service and co­ at approximately 5:00 p. m. in the Father Sandoval returned to and friends are invited to are somewhat different, depending ordinating group for all informa­ Capitol and the representatives Regis on Saturday, April 5, from attend the 1\lass and receive upon the d e g r e e of efficiency tional and educational activities of were called to a general session Iowa, where he also gave lectures Holy Communion with the which the drug displays in treat­ the twenty committees operating which was to be held at the Reed on Latin-American relations spon­ men. The exact time of the ing various infections. under the Denver Defense council. library on the campus of the Uni­ sored by the Carnegie foundation. Mass has not as yet been versity of Denver. Becker concluded his talk with Also on the committee is Mrs. He is also scheduled to give an­ determined, but it will be At 7:45 in the Renaissance room an explanation of a family chart Thomas Morrissey, president of other lecture at the Creighton announced later. of the Mary Reed library, the university, Omaha, Neb., where he of the sulfanomides. The chart the C a t h o 1 i c Parent - Teacher (ContinQed on Pace 8) • lectured last month. outlined the relationship between league. Page Two THE BROWN AND GOLD April 21, 1943 i'-,!•••u••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ...... , Rangers Shoulder Arms Regis Representatives at Stale Capitol : e I (By FATHER CONWAY) iSen1o.r I

ANY more reports of our Ranger service-men have come in during the past few weeks. Here is the record. ilsketch •• I M -tc -tc -tc iC iC !...... 1 - .,,j But first, this columnist wants to express sincere sym­ Gentlemen and others! We now pathy to the family of William Waltemath. May his soul present with your approval, a rest in peace. toast or series of toasts to our -tc -tc iC iC iC own Brown .and Gold editor Father Damen McCaddon has been upped a majority. Major emeritus, Henry Karl Becker. I McCaddon had a long record of service as a chaplain in the CCC However let neither the name nor camps before the war. his affinity for the sudsy dunkel -tc ~ iC iC iC brau mark him as anything other Robert E. McDonald's new Navy address is Class 13, than a true Boheme. Indeed the Bks. 5, N.T.S., Treasure Island, San Francisco, Cal. good god Bacchus smiles in his iC -tc • iC iC cups when one mentions 'Hank the Don. Christopher and Tom Masterson visited the campus recently. Lip' and brings to mind the hap- Don is now a second lieutenant, and will return to Fort Benning, pier days of fraternal meetings Ga., for a three month advanced course in the motor maintenance with Kwirchy Kirch, Keister Kues- school. Tom is sergeant is the army air force armament service ter, and the rest of Dick's boys and is located near Casper, Wyo. He has flown over Denver several at the neighborhood pub, or make- times recently, but this was his first visit to home and alma mater up night in the B & G room. in some time. A Chemistry major, Hank -tc -tc • • iC came to Regis from West high John K. Walsh of Pueblo, Regis '35-36, is now in the school with an excellent scholas­ Marine Corps. He. is a sergeant in the 15th replacement tic record and a Bonfils scholar­ battalion and is stationed at San Diego. ship. At Regis he ·has con­ -tc~ie~-tc sistently maintained a. record Reading left to right: Harry W. Wilder, Regis; Gail Ireland, At~orney Gen­ considerably above average, al­ One or more of the designations in the Honor Roll is wrong. eral; Frank F. Morriss, Regis; Harry Wright, Colorado unoversoty. We shall correct them as soon as we can. George Pritchette, for - B rown and Gold Photo by Jerry Wolski. though he has never been forced to resort to the more diplomatic example, is not in the marine corps, but the Navy, wnere he is a delegates finally brought about means of obtaining tb,ese grades. radio technician, third class. the passage of the bill that Junior Legislature- favored, by a majority, some such Never let it be said that Becker -tc if. -tc ~ -tc (Continued from Page 1) Mike Griego has been transferred from Jefferson Bar­ government action in maintaining backed down on his own prin­ ciples to humor or patronize a racks to Michigan State university at Lansing, where he is assembly reconvened to consider, and establishing better general studying with Jim Gleason. Mike sends his regards to faculty under the chairmanship of Leland health conditions. professor. and students. Jones, of the University of Denver, Relinquishing the chair again to Hank, as mouthpiece for the the bills which concerned, Libe~l student council, has time and time Education a,nd war. Francis Mor- Guy L. Reed, Leland Jones of Robert L. Hughes is now a lieutenant in the army air corps. again been the only restraining rlss, a senior at Regis College was Denver University, began discus­ He received his commission April 22 at the Blackland Army Flying link between an irate assemblage school at Waco, Texas. the majority leader of the com- sion on the bill which was propos­ of students and the aforemention­ mittee which proposed and dis- ed to view what form of federal ed body. Always a powerful in­ cussed the place of liberal educa- taxation should be adopted during fluence in the school he has re­ Sergeant in the Engineers, Thomas W • . Cherry now has tion and the war effort. and following the war. Consider­ peatedly worked . to bring about the following address: A.P.O. 980, Postmaster, Seattle, The next bill which was pending ing many and varied plans, Jones closer cooperation between a de­ Washington. was the bill which considered the proposed heavier and more pro- manding student body and a -tc ~ -tc -tc ~ protection of private industry and gressive taxes for the people of recalcitrant faculty. To those of Major Roland F. Maroney of the Air Corps is now stationed in its passage concerned itself with America now and after the war. us who know him well, Hank takes Miami, Florida., For some time he was attached to the Denver staff t he probl em as t o w h e ther the Having turned the chair over on frequently the aspect of a of Major General Curry-. government should make provi- to Kirby Kistler of Colorado Uni- twentieth century Patrick Henry. -te ~ -tc ~ -tc sions to encourage private com- versity, Guy L. Reed, as majority He ls often to be found con­ capt. Albert E. Seep of the Air Corps spent a. furlough panies to get back into business leader for the bill concerning pos,t" versing with Father Bilgery on recently in Denver. after the war. war education of soldiers proposed a. question of momentous im­ Guy L. Reed II, a sophomore at a plan by which credit for soldiers portance, whether it be a new Lieutenant Joseph C. Connell is now both navigator and bom­ Regis College, was the chairman in schools and colleges would be geology museum piece or a. new bardier. He is now stationed at Memphis, Tenn. in conducting the discussion and established by a means of tests beer bottle cap. At such a time ~ ~ • -tc -tc· passage of the bill which consid- which would be conducted by the he seems to take on the appear­ Rudi ~ehnder is one of the 500 air corps cadets now ered the much discussed problem American Council on Education ance of an old (if you thought studying at Creighton University. of federal security and whether and which would be carried out in we were going to say fossil, ~~iC-tciC the government should adopt a cooperation with an already estab­ you're wrong) prospector, pick­ Staff Sergeant R. P. Clifford is in the Army air corps and may more extensive federal security lished aid to soldiers, the Armed ing up things here and there. be addressed through the New York City Postmaster, A.P.O. 633. system. This problem, presented Services Institute. The next con­ Without a, doubt, Hank is best -tc iC • -tc -tc by the University of Colorado, was sideration for the whole bill was known in connection with his work Ted" Fonk writes that the old B & G tabled after much heated arg).l- some plan by which government on the Brown and Gold. Here it is like a breath from the ROckies. His ment and the convention adjourn- aid would be granted to returning is that the true man is broJght address is Squadron F. 2, A.A.F., P.F.S., ed at 10:15 p. m., to convene at ex-service men and women who out. The ·dynamic ability to pound Selman. Field, Monroe, La.. the Capitol at 8:45 on Saturday wished to further their higher out prodigous amounts of copy on morning, April 10. education. Whether the aid would -tc -tc ~ -tc ~ ap.y subject in a short space of ' Marine Lieutenant Paul Davis is doing air Harry W. Wilder, also a senior be in a lump sum grant or in t_ime is a characteristic trai_t of corps "\'I'Ork at Miami, and in a short time will at Regis College, conducted the some form of an N. Y. A. was not the truly well rounded man. As be transferred to San Diego. opening discussion as majority decided, but the bill was passed associate editor and later editor leader on the bill which proposed in the belief that some govern­ TED FONK iC -tc ~ -tc ~ (Continued on Page 8) that the Feder a I ·government mental aid was proper and that Jack Walton, whom we re-named Watson in the Honor should establish a system which such steps in the consideration of hysteria of victory and revenge. Roll, is now in Anstralia., where he is training in an officer would guarantee equal access to a possible plan Would be in _order The much discussed Federal candidate school. the essenfials for the preservation now instead of waiting until the Security bill was permanently -tc ~ • -tc -tc of health. Much discussion and war was over and plans and plan­ Robert Paul Bishop is in the Coa,st Guard and stationed with heated debate on the part of all ning became confused in the tabled, while in contrast, all the our jive-artist friends at Alameda:, Cal. other bills passed with a majority ~~-tc~-tc Joe Kirch is still down at the Naval Training school at Corpus vote in victory over a dissenting Frank Scherer graduated as a. mer at the' La. Junta, Christi. He reports talking with Ensign Phil Connealy, who is sta­ no. ~ Colo., air base on Aprll 12. tioned at Rockport, Texas. Phil is by this time third in command The assembly adjourned at 12:20 -tc~·~~ on his ship. He was married just r~ce_ntly, according to in­ p. m. after a vote of thanks to Warren G. Hansen has a chance to accept the hospitality of formant Kirch: Joe wants to go to officer candidate · school, "as Denver University and to Gover­ Mike Hutton's mother. He is in the Medical detachment, 911th F.A. soon as they wave all physical requirements except that the corpse nor Vivian for their cooperation Bn., at Camp Howze, Tex., A.P.O. 450. Warren hopes to be chosen be living." and help in promoting the con­ for a two and a half year training course in medical surgery. vention. -tc ~ iC ~ -tc Private George R. Hunter is now stationed at Michigan Regis college men who attended Sam Kennedy visited the campus and gave a short talk State U. in the army air force. His address is Abbot Hall, were: Francis Morriss, Harry W. to Fr. Trame's c~s. Room 37, East Lansing, Mich. Wilder, Guy L. Reed, and Richard -tc ~ iC -tc -tc ~ -tc ~ -tc -tc G. Brown. This column offers its condolences to Jim Sweeney and Murray A card from Joe Stein says that he should have his shoulder Attending colleges were: Colo. Sweeney on the recent death of their father. Jim was home on leave hardware In a little time. He is in officer training at Camp Lee, va. State College of Education, at when his father died. R.I.P. -tc~~~-tc Greeley; Colo. State College of ~~ie-tc-tc . As our next edition will lie the last, we want to run at Agriculture at Fort Collins; Regis Joe Adams Is in the army air force and Is stationed at least a. full page of Ranger service news. Please send any College; University of Colo.; Univ. Wlll Rogers Field, Oklahoma City. and all reports as soon as possible. of Denver. April 21, 19.43 THE BROWN AND GOLD Page Three

• T w' was the theme of the annual archdiocesan speech conferen~e held April 11 at 'Un1ted for omorro Regis College. William E. Horan, winner of the ony compet1~ive event, Is shown receiving the congratulations of the Rev. ·Hubert Newell! archdiocesan director of s~~oc~sth;d~a~"t,llg~~ Ari~et~i~~~;~ In the resume. speaskl ndg confteSstt, of St. Joseph's; Marie Park- ofrepresentativ~s St. Francis de ·Sales; Mar1an e 1 on o . lsecftho~~s~: ~~~:. a~aaJ'/m . EYI.IeJnos~~hc~~rtin • ©~rPil~ ~l1 fo ©~IOOIPtlJ~ hill, st. Mary's academy; and Elaine Bayer of Holy Fa m1iy h1gh school. A. C. P.'a Conespondent Reporlll from Wuhincpoa

WASHINGTON- (ACP)-War­ fers exceptional opportunity for time government is a 3-million administrative work in every field job industry rapidly being taken of endeavor imaginable," he says. over by the ladies. "The recruitment of several At the moment, hiring of both thousand college graduates under men and women in many sections the examinations for junior pro­ of government is frozen. Orders fessional assistant i,s having a pro­ from the Budget Bureau have found effect. These young men commanded a multitude of im­ and women have moved up to portant agencies to bring staffs more important duties at a rapid below--teilings in 30 days-or else. rate. My fear is that with the But this unseasonal free z ,e dearth of adequately trained per­ doesn't mean the war boom in sons, promotion of many of these government services is over. Far young employes to high positions from it. The need for trained per­ has come too rapidly. sonnel, especially women, in pub­ .lic service will continue to grow "In any event, there is a desper­ as government war services ex­ ate search going on by all agencies for persons qualified for admin­ pand and reorganize. What's more, the piecemeal­ istrative work of all grades from juniors -to heads of burea~s and withdrawal of men into the armed forces is just beginning to. hit divisions." government where it hurts-in the General Needs ranks of 3-A. How many women will be need­ The American Council on Edu­ SEMESTER EXAMINATION SCHEDULE ed before the year ends is any­ Schools Not at Fault cation has made a study of the ,/ body's guess. No authority will WEDNESDAY, MAY 5 general needs of a woman plan­ venture an official estimate. But 8:00-9:50 A. M. ning to enter government service. For Scanty Education whatever the number, it's sure to Room All such students should be train­ be large. Philosophy 14lx Ontology 204 (ACP)-Don't blame the schools ed in report-writing, the council The march of women into gov­ English 81 Survey of English Lit. 202 for too scanty instruction in believes. Knowledge of research ernment is a peace-time trend Philosophy 160 General Problems in mathematics-it's just that war methods and the elements of sta­ quickened by war. In 1933, 15 per f Philosophy 203 has created need for large num­ tistics in simple form is helpful. cent of government positions wer 10:00-11:50 A. M. bers of young men especially skill­ Also recommended is some study held by women. By 1942 the pro­ Accounting 11 Advanced A~counting 2 ed along certain mathematical_ 1 on war-time economic problems portion had risen to 24 per cent. Chemistry 2 Qualitative- Analysis 302 lines, a University of Texas edu­ and the fundamentals of American Now nearly 10 per cent of all Economics 10 Geography of the War cator believes. g~vernment and public administra­ Areas 204 new appointments and re-appoint­ Dr. A. L. Chapman, writing in tion. 14 Survey of Western ments go to women. History the Texas Outlook, journal of the Civilization 202 There are virtually no jobs in Long Career 1 Texas State Teachers Association, 1 ·General Physics government today that women Physics points out that problems currently ' (1st. Sem.) 7 can't fill. Thus far, there are With these tools supplementing taught in high school algebra, comparatively 'few women in the Math. lb Intermediate Algebra 203 specialized ·training, a woman en­ geometry and trigonometry are higher technical and administra­ Math. 152 Int~gral Calculus 201 tering government today may ex­ not adequate preparation for war­ tive services and in the field serv­ pect a long career in public 12:30-2:20 P. M. time computations in navigation 2 Survey of the Cathplic ices of such activities as -forestry service. The shortage of trained Religion and ballistics-nor should they be Religion 202 and certain aspects of public personnel has turned government expected to be. health work. But that doesn't Religion 4a The Life of Christ attention more and more to train­ "Those who claim that schools 1 (2nd Sem.) 302 mean women with the right train­ ing on the job. The career system have ceased to teach mathematics ing can't hold the jobs. Even in Religion 6 Christian O,rigins 204 idea has been gaining ground, too. forget that every child who fin­ industrial occupations, a •Social Religion 104 Obligations of Cath. 203 Higher professional positions are ishes elementary s c h o o 1 h a s Security Board survey shows, 1468 coming to be filled more frequent­ THURSDAY, MAY 6 studied math every one of his of 1900 war occupations are wholly ly by promotions from within. 8 :00-9 :50 A. M. years in that school, he asserted. suitable for women and 276 par­ 6 Principles of Econ. 202 All appointments now are made Economics "It is also almost universal prac­ tially suitable. 1 Rhetoric and Composition - 302 for the ·duration and six months English tice for high school students to Nor does a government job 2 Rhetoric & Comp: 204 after. Doubtless some women will English be given two years of mathematics necessarily mean a Washington 15b The Essay 2 be replaced when peace comes. English -,-algebra, junior business train­ job. At the first of the year, only 2 ·But chances are extremely good Accounting 130 Auditing ing, commercial arithmetic, or 263,692 of the government's 2,'687,- 7 for a continuing career in govern­ Philosophy 155x Theodicy general mathematics." 093 employes were in Washington. ment for women who start on 10:00-11:50 A. M. Twenty-four per cent of the D Intermediate French 201 Dr. Chapman cited registration their way now. French women, however, worked in the D Intermediate German 302 figures from the university show­ German capital, indicating the field serv­ 302 ing that during the period from Greek 41 Homer ices still have less than their share Hispanic America 202 1936 to 1939, at least 98 per cent History 133 of women. Math. 31A­ Plane Trigonometry 204 of incoming freshmen presented Plane Trigonometry 2 two high school entrance credits Math. ·31B- Donald c. Stone, assistant di­ Solid Analytic Geom. 302 in mathematics. Math. 142 rector of the Budget Bureau, is Intermediate Spanish 7 Spanish D "Most children now in school unequivocal about the opportuni­ 12:SQ-2:20 P. M. have no need for algebra, geom­ ties for college women in public General Zoology 303 Biology 5 etry, and trigonometry as these administration. "Government of- 10 Cultural Biology 303 Biology subjects are now taught," he de­ TUNE IN English 156 Newman 302 clared. "The exception is ' that 202 Math B Solid Geometry large numbers of students have THE Math 11 College Algebra 201 need for them during wartime, Math 131 •Spherical Trig. 204 but experience has shown that Sacred Heart Program Physics 104 Magnetism and Elec. 302 high school math cannot be ade­ FRIDAY, MAY 7 quate for war work-school prob­ lems are only remQtely related to "The Voice of the Apostleship of 8:00-9:50 A. M. Prayer." The only Catholic DAILY navigation and ball1sttcs." Accounting 2 Accounting Principles 2 program on the air. 101 Chemistry 131 Physical Chemistry Those who agitate for better 203 Economics 108 Economic Theory instruction in mathematics as i,U 1840 on the dial 202 KM Y R English 15A - The Essay the "good old days" should remem­ 204 •Philosophy 1 Logic ber that only the best students Monday through Saturday Physics 2 General Physics -finished school then, while educa­ 302 7:15 A. M. (2nd Sem.) tion today is open to all, Chapman 10:00-11:50 A.M. said. The better. students · still 202 French B Elementary French have a good fundamental know­ 202 German B Elementary German ledge of mathematics when they 201 VIOLET invites you to the Latin 13 Horace_ go into military service, while the 302 Math lA - Intermediate Algebra poorer students have forgotten 204 KEN GRILL Math llA _ College Algebra and must be taught all over again. 204 530 17th st., 1n the Kemnark Hotel Phone TAbor 4769 Math 153 Advanced Calculus 203 e BAR AND FOUNTAIN Religion 138 The Supernatural Life • FINE FOODS 202 VIOLET WAT"I'ERS Spanish B Elementary Spanish PRIVATE DININO ROOMS (Continued on Page 8) BUY WAR BONDS Pa~e Four THE BROWN .AND GOLD April 21, 1943

sponsoring the dance, were it to be turned over to them. This Is a time when we should have if not a little (( (( )))) cooperation, at I e a s t a reasonable Movies and Mosie amount of agreeability, rather than a By ALDO NOTARIANNI P-ublished by the students ot Regis College state of continual bickering and quib­ and issued bi-weekly during the scholastic year. Subscription rate $1.6_0 per year. bling. HIS week your obedient servant -;­ headed by Randolph Scott, Glenn Ford, Entered as second-class matter Nov. 8, 1920 at Denver, Colo., under the Act of March 3: All things considered then, we see no 'with apologies to Orson Welles - is and Claire Trevor. The story, of 1879. Acceptance for mailing at special rate of reason for any sort of difficulty, nor any course,. Is not very far off the beaten postage provided in Section 1103, Act of Oct Tprepared to dish out praises for four 3, 1917, authorized December 1, 1920. · just reason for censuring the men in the recent releases. It is a little unusual that track, but it will satisfy all sagebrush Member of the Associated Collegiate Press, junior class who put themselves out to fans. Scott is the sheriff of a western the Catholic School Press Association, the four out of four productions should be Rocky Mountain Intercollegiate Press Associa­ hold a dance for the rest of the student A's, but maybe the movie moguls realize town which is being run by a crooked tion, and the Association of Cathol!c Schools Press Relations. bod)', and· hold as they see fit. As a that the American theater-goer is on to banker and his crew. When his old Represented for national advertising by the result we offer them the support of the their old tricks, and is more particular pal, Ford, rides into town, he aids National Advertisin~ Service, Inc., college pub­ Brown and Gold and extend an open in­ l!shers' representatives, 420 Madison Avenue, about what he sees. Scott in cleaning it up, but takes the New York. - vitation for the dissenters to attend or . latter's gb;l. Editor Associate Editor not as they choo~e. , THE GREAT AMERICAN SCREENPLAY Harry Wilder Jim McCoy + Feature Editor Sports Editor First and foremost is M-G-M's dis­ LAUGHTON'S LATEST Francis Morriss Jim Sunderland tinguished offering, "The Human Com­ Business Manager Circulation Manager The question of edy," starring Mickey Rooney and Charles Laughton, famed for his in­ Joseph Spaulding Galen Rowe faculty superv1s1on Editor Emeritus-Henry Becker Frank Morgan, and adapted from the comparable characterizations, again scores of college and uni­ Copy Editor-Aldo Notarianni boo){ by William Saroyan. The picture as the self-admitted coward in "This Land NEWS--Aldo Notarianni, John Yelenick, Guv versity publications Reed, Mars}lall Piccone, Herman Faulhaber, is flawless in all departments: per­ Is Mine." The plot is centered around is receiving more Jerry Hencmann, Joseph Gonzales, Pat Faculty formance, direction and production. an underground group of saboteurs in a Coursey. consideration now SPORTS-James McCoy, Phil Brockish, John It's as real and American as apple pie. Nazi-occupied district. Laughton will not Gannon, Galen Rowe, Gilbert and Stanley Ceasorship than ever before. A participate in their actions, but at the Itona. majority of the col­ It possesses the right amount of com­ edy, tragedy, pathos,. flag-waving, and end he becomes a hero when faced with FEAJ ~~e~S-Loomls Ayres, Fred Itona, James lege papers received 0 symbolism, and will, without a doubt, death. The picture, which also stars that through o u r ex­ CIRCULATION-Louis Boggio, Philip Antonelli. Irish lass, Maureen O'Hara, is a master­ change have had editorials and wide com­ earn a place In moviedom's Hall of BUSINESS--Pat Coursey, John Gleason, John Fame. The story concerns a typical ful 'portrayal. Zanon. ment on conditions in their own school American family in a typical Ameri­ + .... , ...... ,.,., ...... , ...... ~ and on the difficulties experienced by can community - the Macauleys of N()T]l:S HERE AND THERE • Although it is others. Ithaca, California. They, like all of us, against the policy .. We heartily favor a free student press, have their wartime hopes, prayers, Paramount Pictures has announced of the Brown and but we think that some final okay should philosophy and sacrifices. Clarence that it wiD undertake to produce Gold to criticize the be given by a faculty member before some • Brown directed it with sincerity and "The Hitler Gang" in the very near s t u d e n t body or articles are presented to the general read­ That's understanding. future. The film, which will be made groups within the ing public. Too often -it is that our youth­ with the cooperation of the State De­ student b d y, we ful journalists are carried away lby an That 0 partment and the Office of War In­ feel that the atti- emotional mood that permitS them to FLYNN FIGHTS FURIOUSLY formation, will depict the rlst to power t u d e s manifested write articles, especially editorials, which FOR FREEDOM of Hitler, Goering, Goebbels and their c 0 n c ern in g the in a saner moment after reasonable con- If you are not already tired of pictures boys. ... forthcoming dance merit such criticism. sideration would . not have been written. emphasizing the war theme, then you Well, at least Adolph has done one The dance to be held April 39 is being At Regis we have had our minor certainly will go for "Edge of Darkness." good deed. He has furnished our West sponsored by the junior class with the difficulties with the faculty and regu- This Errol Flynn-Ann Sheridan starrer is Coast flicker-makers with enough backing of the student council. Therefore, lations that have been established. highly emotional and dramatic entertain- material for the next ten years. What it behooves the rest of the students to Several we thought to be worthy of ment. Flynn, Sheridan, her father (Walter would those "storyless" producers have allow them the privilege of running the editorial criticism or at least comment, Huston), and others plot against the Ger- done if Herr Schicklegruber hadn't dance as they see fit. Contrary to popu- but a matter which can be cleared up mans in Norway, but Huston's son, a pro- come to the rescue? Jar belief, this dance is not to be a prom. or remedied within the school itself Nazi, t~rns them in. However, when he If we recall correctly, the prom has been has. no business with outsiders and in sees the brutal methods employed by the On Saturday night, April 24, at the held already so that those men who left no way concerns them. oppressors, the son joins the rebels and Denver City · Auditoriwn, R a I ph school at the close of last semester might We think that the students will agree is killed in a subsequent uprising. Errol "Aren't-We-Devils" Edwards will put attend. with us when we say that there is very and Ann survive and continue to wage on his ''Truth or Consequences" radio little in the Brown and Gold that gives guerilla warf~re. Action is predominant show in co~ection with a mammoth The corning affair was originally it the atmosphere of any more restraint throughout the film. War Bond drive. Purchase of a bond planned as the Spring Formal and or censorship than an ordinary group of + will admit anyone to the program, went by that name. The junior class commonsense students would ·place upon COWBOYS IN OOLOR which will make two broadcasts over a national hookup. 'decided that it would be more con­ it. Consequently we feel that supervision Here is an upper bracket "horse­ such as we are under permits the news­ .:+- venient and easier for the students opera" done in Technicolor. Besides paper sufficient leeway in Its articles, yet many beautiful background shots, and "DISC CHORDS" to attend a dance that was informal. keeps if, from getting completely out of super action scenes, "The ·Desper­ Those two Harlem sizzlers, "Cabin in Because of the fact that not all col­ hand. adoes" boasts an unusually fine cast, the Sky" and "Taking a Chance on Love" legians· possess the essential attire for (both from the movie "Cabin in the Sky") a forma.J affair, this plan would be have hit the wax~ The f or m e r has more agreeable to all and would stim­ been recorded by Benny Goodman, Frankie ulate attendance by all or at least Masters, Vaughn Monroe, Ella Fitzgerald the majority of students. Since this and Ted Fio Rito, and Ethel Waters; Is in all probability the last Regis dance for the upperclassmen, it seems the latter by Goodman, Masters, Sammy only right that it shoUld be - of such Kaye, Teddy Powell, Miss ·Fitzgerald, Guy Lombardo, and Miss Waters. If you like a nature that the greatest possible By LOOMIS AYRES number can attend. the songs, picking a record ought to be a cinch. ' As a consequence, the juniors deter­ MY WORLD AND WELCOME TO ·IT- ber long ago drew one cartoon which en­ mined to make this dance informal. Im­ Two more releases have come from James Thurber. deared us to him for the end of our life. Classic Record Co. They are: "Taking a mediately a minority of the students began EFORE going into the merits if there Whether he ever wrote another word is complaining that they wanted a formal Chance on Love" by Willie Kelly, and "It be any, of James Thurber's "My not of too great il;nportance in our eyes. Started All Over Again" by Johnny Jones. dance. Some even went so far as to get B World and Welcome to It," it is ·best But when he lays down his pen then is the up a petition to the effect that the juniors If you want something different, then lend to note that this is in a sense nothing time to lament. "My World and Welcome an ear to their unique styles. be compelled to change their decision. more than a ·reissue. In only one sense to It" is lacking in cartoons. The mon­ The question then arises as to just who ...... does it differ from the earlier versions strous ~nen and women and the Rabeiais­ is sponsoring the affair, the junior class of this same book. - A new section com­ ian dogs peep out very occasionally to­ at the moment. Our artistic nature has or this dissenting · group? Possibly we posed of essays on France has been tagged enchant us with their amazing quality. been maligned by three of the editors, or are mistaken, ·but it appeared to us that onto the end of the book. So taking ad­ As we. have mentioned before, the at least I have been led to believe such the juniors are ,.handling the dance and vantage of this, we shall treat it as if book is clever. It is not the best of was their nature. One of them, in fact, therefore should have some degree of it had never ·been heard of before; safe in Thurber. In case none of our re8ders is driving me mad. I really can't mention authority as to the manner in which it to the knowledge that if our review doesn't are acquainted with Thurber we can­ his name, but if you ever bother to look be run. cast it into the depths of oblivion, the not resist in going into the past and at the credit line of "Music and Movies" Just ill passing, we might mention book is doomed to torment people forever. informing them to glance through his the similarity between their names is iden· the fact that we would wager an It is as a satirist that Mr .Thurber "Let 'Four Mind Alone." If you have tical. In fact, I am thinking of reviewing opinion that more than ha.Jf of the has gained his reputation. Much of the ever let your mind wander through them, instead of a book, but what can petitioners did not stop long enough book is exactly this. It is a clever, the various pages of those fascinating one do with a mess of blank pages? to realize why the original plan was well tqrned form of sa~ire which people who tell you how to influence changed before they started complain­ strikes swiftly and deftly, disposing of people, be charming, develop your per­ ing. For one thing, such an idea the subject with malicious intent. But sonality, etc. "Let Your Mind Alone" stamps its authors as being llttle re­ not all of this work consists of this was written especially for you. It puts . moved from a high school level. Per­ type of writing. There are two or them all in their proper place, that MAKE EVERY PAY DAY haps we flatter them by attributing to three short stories In this collection place being very easy to guess. them that high a degree of intelli­ which are very well done. To return,_however, to "My World and BOND DAY gence. On the other hand, we would His essays on France are- charming Welcome to It," although we return only wager that not one of the dissenters and delightful. The thing we miss most to get away from it again. We really JOIN THE PAY- ROLL SAVINGS PLAN would undertake the responsibllity of in this work are his cartoons. Mr. Thur- aren't in- any mood to turn out anything April 21, 1943 THE BROWN AND GOLD Page Five- MUSIC SHALL NOT-PERISH FROM REGIS . ~ I_...... i Beet hoven, Bac hB utc here db y Boys r························ ...... l t=!!~~.~!_~.-~~~~~·=:.:=J From Lower Carroll Hall Society I' FRESHMAN FOIBLES I By MARTIN ANDREW ! By PSYCHE ROMSTEAD ~ T WAS clearly manifest that after the last 'F&S' there was a In the past few months the Russia entitled "The Shades of i...... ·-······-·•••••••••••••••••••3 decided ne~d for ~ crying towel. Some of the mor~ fortunate lads, question of whether the Brown Night Were Falling Fast." Jim Raney giving the basement I the boys m the mk, the ones who were made, or in short, the and Gold has lowered its cultural VERRAN LECTURES wolves a treat. They still fellows who got the write-ups, didn't know whether to pass it off want tsave their energy for the Japs. ("But they're all deferred, rna." an outgrowth of the 17th century Alices, and a Lee, plus an un­ "Well, praise the Lord, Junior.") footnote) had been dropped from the paper. so that the seeds of fad called "Hosey-Wosey.'' Hosey­ known. . . . It won't be long till Wosey consisted of triplets played the season opens. Fireworks may start (again!!) soon in the first floor musical wisdom sown by the tal­ gracefully and airily by the right That combination of John Bell living quarters. It seems that some of the boys disagree ented pen of Mr. Davis should not hand and accompanied by the rov­ and Looie Schmitt is organized with one another. The wise boys (Wolski and Raney) are go to waste, I shall endeavor to bass. Bach was the foremost ex­ aga!n and they are up to no good fighting about nothing. There isn't any bag shortage boys!· follow in the master's footsteps ponent of the Hosey-Wosey in his . . . It seems that "Onkle Looie" with a few_ weak words of my and it was not unusual for him wants to slip the harness of bach­ Bob Flynn, long time connoisseur of fair collegiate damsels, is own. I believe that it was Mr. to be greeted on the street by the elorhood for the more blissful state reported to have cast his hat into the local high school ring. The then poular saying, "Hosey me, of going steady. . .. 0, well, it's reason: La Belle of Cathedral. She doesn't know it yet though. Davis' policy to report on the out- Johann, eight to the Wosey." an excuse, anyhow. (Mr. Frown's Note: Miss La Belle is my choice for No. 1 high standing musical presentation of "Thus," Veran concluded, "boogie­ the week, so I have gathered a woogie is not as new as we are + schooler with a miss of St. Mary's and a miss of St. Francis close QUOTE behind.) (Mr. Scold's Note: Mr. Frown is sticking his neck out with few notes• which I hope will re- led to believe." Bill Anderson: A maiden's love a red-haired Milwaukean and a certain sports writer to name just fleet the high standard of the After a short round (of ap­ B. & G. is like spring. She gives the come two-still around.) · plause) Maestro Verran again TUESDAY CLAMBAKE hither look and the sap begins mounted the podium. There wasn't to run. The success of the recent, unofficial Regis night at the Last Tuesday night saw the in- a dry eye in the house w he n Phil Brockish: About all some Rainbow Room might indicate that there will be another one itial clambake of the Chamber Joseph "Hot Hands" Fellows fin­ girls know about cooking is bow before the opening of the amusement parks. -Yes, it vyas a Music Society of Lower Carrol ished playing the beautiful and to bring a man to a boll. lively evening. Castor's girl was on the sidelines with a Hall. All- the eminent bandiers of moving "Golden Wedding Days" (Continued on Page 8) Kha.ld Korps. So Kokomo came with the regional Inspector Bach and Boogie-Woogie were in from the great American concerto for Old Sunnybrook. Seeman was there with his attractive, attendance eagerly awaiting tpe "Fifty Years in the Doghouse." bark-provoking, little girl. Waters thought he was at a down-beat of maestro "Speedy" The audience was so moved and bowling alley, but even so he was better off than Stauter. Verran; , The audience was tense so touched by the masterful ren­ "SNAPSHOTS" Norm didn't know where he was at all. Brockish, Phelan, and ·expectant as the assembled dition that Mr. Fellows was forced the fall and winter sport or Miller, Langdon, and Hart were also there to add to the musicians gave out with a few to take twelve curtain calls. For millions. _Photograph your favorite foot. gayety . • Braunreiter, McLennon, and Singer were preliminary tune-up trills. Then a his encore "Hot Hands" played ball players In natural colors. there the following night. (Couldn't get a taxi for the hush came over the house as the famous !J.ria from the opera Your Kodak film can be de­ veloped only once-For quality previous evening.) "Papa'' Singer was the maestro that night. maestro Verran mounted the po- "Aida Lotte." Mr. Fellows chose developing, printing and en­ dium and the entire orchestra slid his aria from the third act where la1'ging leave your film with HE had a senior In high school. The other two had junlor­ Haanstad's. ettes. Braunreiter (In a vain attempt to get groovy) was into the General Electric opus en- the . heroine, frightened and alone recorded as saying one "llello," eleven "Thank You's" (mmm titled "When the Lights Go On and . knowing that her hour of Your film is handled only by experienced technicians. and from Milwaukee too), and one "Goodnight." All Me­ Again." The maestro combined death is close at hand, sings the Lennon could say was, "Another buck quick, John!" his brass to bring out some beau- hauntingly beautiful "Bury Me tiful overtones shaded by the rich, Out on the Prairie." Words can­ HAANSTAD~ CAMERA To Rowe, Gleason, and Iacino goes our award for being the deep rhythmic thump of the dog- not begin to describe the emo­ & GIFT SHOP 404-408 16th St. DENVER most consistent wolves now at large on the campus (their batting house, under the capable tutelage tions produced in the audience by average to date, however, is .000). Pogliano is just at large (56 of "Hot Hands" Fellows. Then· the this heart rendi,ng ballad. As Mr. more days) and he doesn't even know what a bat is. spotlight swung to the trump.et Fellows' selection was the high­ section as Mel "Hot Lips" Mar- light of the evening, the program ~ . Men's suits cleaned and pressed Monday night Ven·an, J. Q1tinn and Callen (lttended the Bond Rally tin, just back from a triumphal was then concluded with the audi­ as ptoud representatives of Regis,· p?'01td, that is, until the squm·e tour as meat whistle soloist for ence joining the orchestra in the 43e dancing began. Then Malone, attit·ed... in his nete "R" jacket j1tst a butcher's band, gave out with "Star Spangled Banner.'' We call and deliver GL. 5135 couldn't t·estt·ain himself and when the M. P.'s ejected him ft·om the that scintillating bit of jive "After And so concluded the first pres­ 4112 TEJON STREET stage he and the "tehip" put on a little exhibition of their oten _You've Gone." Again a bril- entation of the Chamber Music California Cleaners just beyond the pit, until that too teas broken up. (N.B ..• Fathet· Don­ liant background of so 1 i d 8's Society of Lower Carroll Hall. It nelly, "That's tehy JetTY got home on ti1ne; he teas escorted through to the bar silhouetted the _soloist is ho}:!.ed that in the future more the crowd.'') APPRECIATIVE AUDIENCE interest can be stirred up among Then the maestro, catering to the student body, either through THE WORST TUNES OF ALL FROM LOWER CARROLL HALL. the tastes of the appreciative aud- attendance at the clambakes or by ience, slowed the magic baton following the proceedings in this Let's Get Lost (or "After That Last 'F&S' I WISH I Could.") 1. down to a dreamy beat as that column. Maestro Verran has asked Jack Cella. for contributions to further the BUY 2. Why Don't You Do Right? (or "WERE You Horseback Riding ace blues man, "Rocky" Harris, with his, moaning sax, renders the worthy work of the Society and In The Moonlight?) John Singer. has authorized the writer of this s. Taking a Chance On Love (or ''I HOPE Hilda Doesn't Find Out.") first movement of the "Gillette Blues" entitled "Some Other Blade column to receive any gifts. (All WAR Mal McLennon. · checks should be made payable to 4. Murder She Says (or "Did You Call Me 'Whiplegs' ?") Is Shaving Your Face.'' At this really solid rendition, the low­ me.) Mrs. X. down boys in the front row begged Footnote: The story is that Mr. - 5. Cabin In The Sky (or ''Muldoon Would Never Find Me There.") Davis, being a boarder, used to re­ STAMPS for old "Satch-Mo" Timmins to ceive .special out permissions to ·at­ Jim Sunderland. blow out the rafters on his in­ tend the Wednesday night concerts in 6. Can It Be Wrong? (or "Sunday Afternoons In The Mountains.'') town. Rumor has it that aforemen­ imitable version. tioned Mr. Davis spent the evenings Jerry Malone. quaffing the Gold Cup and when the After a short pause for inter­ deadline for the paper came around '1. Velvet Moon (or "Oklahoma Nights") < mission during which a collection he would turn in write-ups purloined • Paoi Brockwell. from the "Chicago Tribune." This is was taken up for the Society's too far-fetched to be true, .however, 8. You Can't Say No To A Soldier (or "Why Doesn't Someone and must be classified as pure flight ' Bulld Up My Morale.'') Joe Castor. pet project, the maintenance of of fancy. Martin Andrew. the Home for Aged Bassoon Play­ 9. I Can't Eat When You're Not With Me (or ''I Just Don't Eat When Fm Not With You.") Len Seeman. ers, the concert was resumed. This time the solo spotlight swung to THE CASCADE LAUNDRY 10. Boggle Woggie (or ''Piano a Ia King.") the "88" where Jim "Dracula" Where Your Patronage is Appreciated Jerry Quinn. Hoare presided. In true Rachman­ "Denver,s Most Progressive Laundry', 11. mt The Road To Dreamland (or "Let Me Off In Dlinois.'') inoff fashion, he executed, or ·Phone MAin 8052 1847-49 Market St. Bill Newland. We use Soft Water - We call and deliver 12. You'll Never Kriow (or ''Why am I such a Jerk.'') should we say murdered, t h a t somewhat mournful dirge of old John Pogllanno. For For Your Favorite the Best in DOYLE'S PHARMACY Fountain Drinks Everyday Neces1ities 17tb IJ Grant "THE PARTICULAR DRUGGIST" KE. 5987 Page Six THE BROWN AND GOLD April 21, 1943 CELLA WINS PING-PONG CHAMPIONSHIP Keleher Subdued After Five Thrilling Games By STANLEY ITONA AfteL· the last article [ \Vl'it, our spol'ts eclitm reeeiyed so JIM SUNDERLAND, Sports Editor meny good opinuns about yurs truily that he got consint from the heed officer fur me to lcaYe the prufreeder's desk and kover the annuel ping pdng turnumint. That meet didst 1 eover, and now shall I attimpt to retell the final matches fur yousc. Unless I gets othur instrickins, this ull be me last story From Where SIX FORMIDABLE OUTFITS in the old B & G for the duray-+ · shun · though, so I'll appreesheate open he wuz so mad. The reesun it veree much if you'll tell yur Jerree wuzunt up to par wuz ex­ friends to vote fur me next year I Stand JIMB~ccoY . VIE IN VOLLEYBALL MEET plained by the boredurs who sed and then maybee I won't have to Without any further waste of Play in the last intramural tournament of the school year take any moor of them bodee- that he gave them wun helluva time this is the way the majors wa s begun last week when the volleyball league started. Six buildink exhersizes. ( E d i t o r ' s weak end by practicin on his gittar seem to be shaping up for the teams are entered and first round showings of all were prom­ Note: Mr. Itona finished second insted of on his ping pong. May­ season: ising·. The Teutons and the AYeng,ers have well-balanced sextets to Superman in a recent popular- bee he thunk he wuz two gud, while the other clubs have their ' NATIONAL LEAGUE ity vote among the boarders on in which kase he noses diffurunt !;lopes pinned about a central star Cardinals Rosters of the teams are as the first floor.) now. or, at the most, two stars. Dodgers follows: Well, to git back to the tabu! In the After the first round of play othur semeefinul game, Cubs MILLER'S KILLERS tennus matchis -the ·outcum of was completed, two clubs - the Pirates Roy Bonger...... Bryan Miller which I should have told about in I couldunt tell who were planink Jerks and the Avengers-remain­ Reds Marion Iacino...... Galen Rowe the first paragraff ackordink to becuz the black hair of both con- ed unbeaten. The scores in the Giants John Gleason...... Ward Anthony the rules layed down in thet nu testunts wuz in their faces, but games showed that the spectators ·Phillies Guy Reed ...... Carl Mantello best sellher, "Any Ole Wolf Can are in for some real action next the expurts informed me that Braves NEWTON'S TEUTONS Be A Newsey Authur"-(Editor's week when these two and the "Beezur" DeSavo, the black hoss, Joe Castor...... Bob DeCanio Note: I believe Mr. Itona was re­ AMERICAN LEAGUE other teams tangle. The scores wuz playun Jack Cella, the fay­ Lou .Antonelli...... Frank Newton ferring to that current best-seller, Yankees were Dillers 15, Teutons 6; Teu­ voret. Well, these too boys stepped Ed Hencmann ...... Bill Newland News Writing Is As Simple As Indians tons 16, Dillers 14; Jerks 15, Fro­ out of Eskquire fur about twentee Ed Destfano...... Vince Baginski Running Down Colfax.) I guess Tigers bins i2; Jerks '15, Frobins 6; (20) minuts and Mr. Cefla, planink FLYING FROBINS all of youse no that Jack Cella, Browns Avengers 15, Unknowns 5; and the fureesly, trowunced the under- · John Bell ...... Louis Schmitt foremur state champeeon tennus Red Sox Avengers 16, Unknowns 14. The pouch, 21-18, 21-9, 21-16. It seems Jim McCoy...... Jim Raney star, wun the event by lickink White Sox last game was a real thriller with that Hank Beckur wuz reesponsi­ Len Seeman ...... Andy Naida Andy Keleher in the best fore out Athletics the Avengers, sparked by Phelan bul fur turnink an expectud close Mike Quinn...... of seven games, 21-12, 21-16, 22-24, Senators and McLennan, the same boys who match intoo a route. Hank liet BURK'S JERKS 21-12, 21-10, but we'll cum back But don't count these Cubs out played such a big part copping three gals of petroll on Cella, and, Dick Verran ...... Joe Essay to that layter. too soon. With four top-notch the basketball title, putting on a Mr. O'Sullivan...... Dick Burk yousink hiz inflewunce as formur twirlers in Bill Lee, Claude Pas­ great rally to come from behind Jerry Quinn...... Art Fitzsimons Malone, DeSalvo Lose edit,ur of this sheat to find out who w.roat the last Frown and seau, Paul Derringer, and Lon 5-14, and go out in front for the Don McGregor ...... The turnee had reeched the Scold, he waited untill the boys Warneke to team up with a vet­ victory 16-14. - AVENGERS semeefinuls. Jerree Mulone seem­ were unbuttunink their spats and eran outfield that batted over .300 John Singer...... _..~ ...... Phil Brackish ed to be the choyce of the rail­ then he leaned over and tole Jack, last season and an improved in­ Jim Sunderland...... Charley Liston burds in his match with the afour­ "It wuz DeeSalvo who writ it." field, Mr. Wrigley's boys have a Tom Phelan ...... Mal McLennan menshuned Andraw Keleher, but Poor, inknowcent Jools didunt' no better chance to end up in first 8 & G SELECTS Bob Braunreiter...... Phil Antonelli they wuz rong. Smilink and gud­ what made Jack so mad, and place than they have enjoyed in UNKNOWNS naytured Andee kame thru with a neethur did he no whut to dew several seasons. Martin Andrew...... Joe Fellows guttee, uphill victoree over sour UNOFFICIAL RANGER when them balls kame wizzen bye The big jumble seems to be in Bill Schumacher...... Bill Brennan faced, jitteree Jerree in five him. I hoap Beckur injoyud win­ the American League. Only three Vince Domenico ...... Joe Ryan games, 15-21, 21-18, 19-21, 21-15, nink them gass cyouponds from teams can really be sure of their ALL -STAR LINEUPS · Jim McCoy...... Paul Ptylinski 21-14. It wuz a thrillink affare. Munk DeCannio. positions- the Yanks, A's, and The sports department of the The league will last for about There wuz wun time there, right Senators. All the rest are poten­ Brown and Gold has been giving two weeks and then the champion­ after Andee had chipped a Wicked Wagering tial first division winners. the students of Regis College a ship will be played. Following the corenur, that I thougnt Jerree wuz The finals tuk place befour the Lou Boudreau's managing is the coverage on their athletic teams last scheduled game, a club com­ going to bust a specktaytur-it veree eyes of most of our stewe­ main reason I pick the Indians for for a score and five years now. posed of faculty members will play happined to be Luee Bowgeeo who dunts who were staggerink around the number two spot. The Indians None of us were here 25 years ago an All-Star student team. wuz standink nearest him- wide the budeeful Lavendur Lounge have an infield just as good as and the athletes of those days (which is lokated on the same last year's but I believe that the wouldn't necessarily interest us outfield has lost quite a bit of much. But the sport stars of the floor of the Regis Memorial its hitting power. The pitching last five were known by some Stewedunt Younion as is the spay­ staff shapes up about equal with of our present student body, so cious, new Cafeteria De La Regor) the '42 hurlers. with the help of some of the The game wuz to bee playud at Paralleling the Cubs, the Tigers upperClassmen, faculty · members, 11:10 (wensdey), but it started are the team to watch beware of and athletic department files, we ten (10) minuts late. It tuk Frink in the junior circuit. With Wake­ now come forth with very unoffi- ' Newtown (refereer) that long to field and McCloskey in the out­ cia! All-Regis baseball, football, ' move Ward Anthonee out of my field, York and Hitchcock around and basketball teams of the past seet in the press row. When I the infield, and an improved pitch­ half decade. arrived I wuz shocked to see ing staff, the Bengals have the The baseball team has Hank gamblink going on there. Robe best potentialities in the league. Klemchuk at catch, Jack Sullivan, Greene Was bettink wun of Mike · The Brownies for fourth spot Earl House, and Bill Newland in Dier's jellee sandwichs against because of the splendid showing the pitching roles, Alex Risoli at Phil! Callum's new, brown cords. from last season and the fact that first base, Frank Ford at second, Lu Antonalli wuz so darn sure most of the team will return. Mc­ Tony Piccoli at shortstop, and Cella wuz goink to win that h!it Quillen will. be missing from the John Thompson at third base to waygered Sucker Formula 13.. i outfield but the pitching depart­ fill out the infield. In the outer against an installmint paymint ment has received many needed gardens are Frank Granitz in left, check on a ring that Eddy De­ replacements. Luke Sewell has Paul Brockwell in center, and Stefano had. "Salami Voice" wun the fight and ideas to keep the Harold Horvat in right. Newland so Muriel will have to wait. Jerree morale up so, all in all, the Browns and Brockwell are the only stu­ Mulone, green-eyed and still scow­ should have a very good season. dents on the tearri who are :p.ow in link, _ wuz bettink on Keleher. DIAMOND DUST- school. ®aw~ ("After all, he beet me, didunt Jimmy Dykes has played every The football team is a particu­ 11oomw he?") He bet Jim McCoy a tickut position except catcher since he larly strong one. Most of the voo~o~ ~owrn~ Q gud fur wun admishun (if yoused came up to the majors and yet players performed under the last befour 6 p. m.) to hear his phoney­ he caught four years of amateur football mentor, Robert "Sarge" ~® &~~ro~ W©M~al®~~r graff rekords against McCoy's ball. MacKenzie. The ends are Doug book of train tick~ts to Bou!dur. Said Ty Cobb when asked why Shouldice and John McGee; the BUY SECOND· Just •after the "Stein Song" was he took up baseball for a profes­ tackles, Harold Horvat and Joe played by rna's boys, Alldo Noto sion, he answered: "Why, there Castor; the guards, Rudi Sankey WAR J.OAN BONDS etc. yelled "'Winnurs," and was nothing else for me to do." (Continued on Page 8) {Continued on Page 7) April 21, 1943 , THE BROWN AND GOLD Page Seven Council Move Gives Regis Baseball 'Leagues' Do Not

By JIM SUNDERLAND New Backstop Hold Candle to Other Ones The recent action by the Denver By GILBERT I'TONA EFORE getting into the subject of baseball, let's take a look City Council to establish more It seems that back in 1839 someone got the idea that all at the collegia~e football stars of 1942 who were recently drafted recreational facilities and thus the independent baseball clubs should get tog·ether and play Bby the professwnal teams. The team which finished in-- the cellar lessen the burden of delinquecy each other, following regular schedules, and giving different during the previous season was given first choice. The club which among juveniles on a city which cities a chance to see all the ball teams in action. That was the start of thC' National Baseball League. Since that league was ended up next to last took next preference and so on. In the order has little time for any but war of selection Frank Sinkwich, Georgia halfback, went to Detroit; started, the New York Giants have won more pennants than work was seen to materialize last than any other team in the cir-+------Joe Muha, Virginia Military halfback, to Philadelphia; Glenn Dobbs, week when workmen came out to cuit. Huge baseball parks have Tulsa halfback, to Chi~ago Cards; Paul Governali, Columbia halfback, that the car owner is saturated to Brooklyn; Mike Holovak, Boston College fullback, to Cleveland; the Regis C~llege baseball dia- been erected in every principal with gasoline stamps. PENALTY: Steve Filipowicz, Fordham halfback, to New York; Bill Daley, Min­ mond and laid plans for the in- American city in which these con- Player is placed on option to the tests of skill and brawn are minor leagues where the girls are nesota halfback, to Pittsburgh; Dick Wildung, Minnesota tackle, to stallation of new backstop. The played. less fussy. Green Bay; Bob Steuber, Missouri halfback, to Chicago Bears; and end of this week should see the Jack Jenkins, Vanderbilt fullback, went to the champion Washington 5. Drinking, the use of nasty new backstop completed. In addi­ Leagues and Leagues Redskins. The pros do this sort of thing each year, but with little ianguag·e, the inability to say the variance do the league standings ever change because of it. The tion to this improvement, a reg­ It is regrettable that the Eng­ right thing at the right time, the Chicago Bears are always near the top even though they have the ular sprinkling and rolling of the lish language, flexible instrument inability to dance passably, in "left-overs." The Pittsburgh eleven is seldom above .200, yet many field will be. done by the city each that it is, has now allowed the some cases smoking, failure to word "league" to take on an al­ big college stars are drafted by the Stellers. Why is it? It is not the week. This care of the ball field h ave the right sort of tech­ fault of the system of selection itself. Well, if the present system together different meaning. The will not abolish the daily work nique, and many other trivial works all right, and still this drafting shows no effect, then THE word when ·now used flippantly by faults are all errors. PENALTY: SYSTEM OF DRAFTING COLLEGE FOOTBALL STARS SHOULD done by student groundkeepers college students is taken to mean Usually a strikeout, depending on BE CHANGED. ·Just try it and see how far the offictals of the Bob Braunreiter, Phil Callen, and the standing that a man enjoys the girl. (Player is usually fined winning teams would let you get. Mal McLennon. in the affection of his current and placed on the ineligible list The Regis project is just one "heart-throb." There have been until the error has been correet­ Baseball to the Fore of the many the · City council has many leagues formed both here ed). begun. Playgrounds and corner and in other cities whlch have A judge would also be a prac­ Come next October and the World Series, we should be far from sandlot playing fields all over the absolutely no connection w i t h ticable person to have around to here, so there will have to be a raincheck, if necessary, on the entire city are showing_ signs of baseball (nor did any of them hand down rulings on these closed razzber~es, so scampering to the end of the branch and we say that the athletic and· recreational pro­ celebrate the lOOth anniversary of leagues. There have been leauges the two major leagues will finish in the following orders : grams undertaken by the council. their foundation three years ago in operation for years where the as did the National Baseball Lea­ AMERICAN NATIONAL "batting" champion is always the gue.) Their contests are not same even though his play in the New York Cincinnati fought in huge stadia and there Detroit St. Louis field is a little ragged. This con­ CeRa Wins- are never thousands of raw-throat­ dition does away with competition Boston Brooklyn ed spectators around to cheer the St. Louis Chicago (Continued from Page 6) and makes it impossible for some victory of their favorites. of the deserving fellows to move Cleveland N~w York the match wuz on. up from the minors. The judge Chicago Pittsburgh Cella wuz never in bettur form. Penalties for Failures would also have the problem of Phlladelphla Boston He tuk the openink game 21-12 It is also a regrettable fact that creating a little interest in some Washington Philadelphia never changink his ded panned a man has come to be judged by of the leagues which have not expreshun. Jack continyoued to BASEBALL BREEZEs--Judge Landis is making a strong his friends and acquantances ac­ been very active or very popular be reel meen and copped the sec­ appeal to the baseball writers to vote Captain Edward Grant cording to his "batting average" in the past years. Nobody knows ond wun, 21-12, in a game which into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Grant. was a great major in the league of his choice. This anything about them and an even saw Andee make almost unbee­ leaguer who fell in the Battle of the Argonne, World War I. has lowered many otherwise fine fewer number of people seem anx­ leaveable returns of smashes only An appendectomy on Martin Marion, slick Cardinal shortstop, boys in the estimation of their ious to find out anything about · to have them nock back twice as :friends to the point where they them. They will eventually have won't be as bad on the St. Louis team as the fans will have hard. But Keleher steddied him­ are almost afraid to show their "batting champions" of their own, you believe. Joe DiMaggio missed the opening games in four self and wun the next thrillink faces. It is true that some of however, and there is no doubt out of his first five years and the Yanks still won every game, 24-22. Everbodee gave An­ these men have not had the op­ about that. tbne. But that was DiMaggio too Jack Zeller, dee a big hand as the· two changed general manager of the Detroit Tigers, is behind an e.xcellent portunity to get in as much "bat­ sides of the tabul. At this point, ting practice" as their more for­ Change of Champions movement In Detroit to keep the future of the Jl&tional Cella turned on the steem and pastime alive by developing a love of the game In young ball tunate companions and for this In conclusion, I should like to wun the last pare of games by reason have struc; out in their players • • • The pressure is completely off' the Phila­ makink his opponunt play as he call our prospective Judge Lan­ delphia Athletics during this war. They held the No. 8 in league while some other broad­ dis' attention to a condition that wantud him to. The entire match shouldered Adonis has captured 1917, 1918, and 1919, so they have everything to gain and tuk onlee 25 minuts, and after ~ existed in these leagues for nothing to lose • Along with Cincinnati as the the fancy of the girl. This has some time and which, I believe, the finul point, the expurts agreed happened several times right here pennant winner, put Johnny VanderMeer, Reds' top mounds- that the ,best pingpongur in the should have his immediate at­ man, as the leading hurler in the senior loop • at Regis. Regis has almost enough tention. I refer to the practice of skool wuz the victor. leagues to require the equivalent I can't tell about all the othur some of the girl heads of these SLANTS ON SERVICEMEN-Corporal John1_1y Sturm, ex-Yankee' of a Judge Landis to keep matters games, but the scores will help a leagues changing their "batting first sacker, is the physical training instructor for a number of Regis straightened out and to make the little maybee. champion" without notifying the men at Jefferson Barracks in Missouri It seems that Freddy latests standings in each league Second round results: (Winners' proper officials and sometimes not Hutchinson goes great guns on every team he plays with except official. Some of these leagues names on left) even the "champion" who is being big league outfits. At present, the ex-Tixer chucker has them eating feature hard-fought contests with DeStefano (21-8, 21-8), Mantello so rudely and abruptly replaced. out of his hand at Norfolk Training ~ station Ted Lyons is Ryan (25-23, 21·11), Yelimlck the eventual "batting champion" This is not fair to either the DeSalvo (21·6, 21-7), Notarianni in doubt right up till the last in­ back in Chicago as lieutenant in the Marine Corps. stationed at lacino (21-10, 21·15), Walton league , or the disposed "champ." the Navy Pier Latest additions to the National Defense Hoare (21·8, 21-13), Andrew vective has been hurled and the Sapulding (15-21, 21-17, 21·8), Gannon It gives the league a bad name Service lists of the majors include: Max West, Boston Braves; G. Hencmann (21-13, 19-21, 25·23), last date has come to a melan­ and players are apt to stay out McCoy choly end. A judge is indeed a Johnny Rizzo, Brooklyn; Enos Slaughter and Frank Crespi, St. Louis Cella (21-15, 21·18), Anderson of the league where their walking Cardinals Tommy Henrich, like numerous other baseball Goebel (21-12, 21-11), Horn necessity. If we had a judge, he papers may come at any time Keleher (21·6, 21-5), Anthony stars, was coach of the baseball team at the post to which he was Callen (12-21, 22·20, 21-16), Braun- could post the official list of er­ without notice. It does not give relter rors that the contestants have assigned. Tommy is at the Coast Guard Base near Sault Ste. Marie, Antonelli (21-12, 21-13), B. Larche the former "champion" a chance Mich. Fred Frankhouse has been in the army only four J. Larche (21-12, 21-11), Schumacher made. Such errors include: to look over the other leagues E. Hencmann (21-15, 17-21, 21-17), months, but is already a lieutenant now stationed at Fort Hamilton, Newton 1. Failure to have enough money and see which one he would like Bell (11·21, 21-18, 21-18), Coursey N. Y. Lieut. George Tebbetts, former Detroit catcher, has Malone (21·16, 21·18), St. Martin to take the girl to' that dance she to try next. For the correction of quite an aggregation under his tutelege at the Waco, Tex., army wanted to attend. PENALTY: A a wrong that has long existed and THIRD ROUND RESULTS: ~-f~g school. Sid Hudson and Bruce Campbell are two of his fair­ for the protection of those · "bat­ DeStefano (21 •13, 21 •8), Ryan strikeout. Girl goes with your suc- ired boys, both formerly with Was}).ington. DeSalvo (21·17, 21·14), laclno cessor in the league. ters" who are now giving their Hoare (21-12, 21·18), Spaulding Cella (21-18, 21-12) G. Hencmann 2. Failure to be as big as your all in their respective leagues, I Keleher (21·14, 21-17) Goebel Two Great Prep Hurlers Antonelli (21·12, 21·11), Callen rival. PENALTY: A strikeout. believe that the judge ought to E, Hencmann (13·21, 21.-14, 21-13), Girl goes with riva-l to keep you pass a rule making it obligatory Art Dollaghan, st. Francis' ,great twirler, and Tom J. Larche Malone (22-8, 24·8), Bell in one piece. for the girl head of a league to Lawrie, No. 1 slabman in the city league from East High, give her current "champion" at QUARTERFINAL RESULTS: 3. Inability to stand constant rib- have shown to all observers in their intial appearances that least two weeks notice before DeSalvo (17-21, 21-11, 21-14, 21-10) ·bing and kibitzing ;from the side­ they are bead and shoulders over anything in the local prep fluffing him off. parades. Both of these boys have seen a great deal of each Cell~e<~~~~~~~.21, 21.14, 20·22, 21·16),. lines. PENALTY: Judge makes other in their climb up the ladder. Both played in the Young Kele~~~re(21·11, 14-21, 21-14, ·21-13) player a free agent granting him Antonelli the liberty to try his luck in an- American League, public baseball schools, American Legion Malone (21·8, 21-8, 21·16) E. Henc· other league pitcher. Looks don't mean a thing, but if that is the only Keleher (15-21, 21-18, 19·21, 21.15, testant's constant disposal so as to WORKS 21-14), Malone be in a position to answer every distinction, it could Jllean quite a bit. Their hurling abilities Cella (21·18, 21-9, 21-16) DeSalvo KE. '7903 call of the girl promptly and im­ are almost identical. Watch these two boys; their kind do CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: 8410 Brighton Blvd. Cella (21·12, 21·16, 22·24, 21·12, 21-10), portantly. It is taken for granted not appear every clay. Keleher Page Eight THE BROWN .AND GOLD April 21, 194:;~

AUSTIN, Tex.-(ACP)-A set of "lucky" books has reached the Braunreiter Leaves Priest Captured Easter Bunny to University of Texas library. Nine­ McGregor Finishes Robert F. Braunreiter, freshman ' ty-four volumes of English county · math major, left Regis la;t Thurs­ By Sons of Nippon Make Short Stop histories arrived, having survived 'Hospital Sentence day for his home in Milwaukee, two bombings in a London ware­ J. Donald 'Scotty' McGregor, a Wisconsin, for a two-day visit Word has been received of the The annual Easter holiday this capture of the Rev. Roch Knopke, house and submarine pursuit :;;enior at Regis, has returned to with his parents before he was year will begin on Holy Thurs­ O.F.M., by the Japanese near across the Atlantic. school after a period of convales­ inducted into the army air corps day, April 22, and will continue Shasi, Hupeh province, China, late cense at Mercy Hospital. Because basic meteorology school. Braun- Compilation of the county his­ . I in N o v e m b e r , 1942. Father through Easter Sunday. How­ of a slight physical defect, he reiter, who was an all-parochial tories was started in 1901 by the Knopke, who attended Regis high ever, due to the wartime schedule would have been ineligible to keep football player at Messmer high institute of historical research of school and Regis College in 1935 his appointment for the July class school in Milwaukee, was one of that Regis -College is running on; the University of London. They and 1936, was taken to Hankow, at West Point. A minor operation the outstanding players on the there will be no Easter Monday are expected to prove valuable to after which no further news of having remedied the difficulty, Ranger squad last fall despite the holiday. Classes will be resumed American students of British his­ him was received, according to Scotty says he should now pass a fact that it was his first year of tory, Librarian Donald Coney said. the national center of the Catholic on Monday, April 26, at 8:20 a. m. re-examination by the medical de­ college ball. He was also recog­ Students' Mission Crusade in Cin·­ On Tuesday, April 27, the regis­ partment and be able to carry out nized as a potent force on the cinnati, Ohio. However, a report Indiana State Teachers college his original plans. He was to have Ranger basketball squad, being tration for the Inter-session will from the State department in finds that under the strain of war, begun training in the army air high point man on t)'le team for be held. A fee of one dollar will Washington, said that Father women students are making high corps this week, but obtained a the season. be charged for any registrations Knopke is now detained by the grades and the men are at the release to enter the military He will take the regular army Japanese in Hong Kong. after that date. The inter-session other end of the scale. academy. basic training before he is sent While in Shasi carrying on mis­ will begin on Monday, May 10. to one of the designated meteor­ sion work Father Knopke received The current semester will be con­ ology schools as an air corps meteorology cadet. cluded with the final examina­ Semester Examination Schedule- tions, to be held on Wednesday, (Continued from Page 2) Thursday and Friday, May 5, 6 12:80-2:20 P. M. and 7. Unofficial All Stars- 1;3iology 141 Genetics 303 (Continued from Page 6) I Chemistry 14 Quantitative Analysis 101 and Shelley Pittman, and the cen­ Chemistry 143 Organic Chemistry 101 ter is Jim Carroll. The backfield Economics 140 Labor Problems 203 has Bill Walsh at quarterback, Foibles- English 121 Renaissance Poetry & Frank Granitz at right half, Joe (Continued from Page 5) 1 Prose 302 Distel at left half, and Bill Ingalls PATTER Religion 3 The Life of Christ at fullback. Joe Castor is the Ever since Miller, Iacino, and 1 (1st. Sem.) 202 only "all-star" still a t t e n d i n g Religion 4B - The Life of Christ 204 Regis. ~oran returned from their glor­ To Be Arranged with the Teacher: The basketball team is made up ious mountain wee}l:end all the boys want to try it. . . Beautiful Accounting 137 of men not from the last five English 124 moon, wind in the pines, rippling years, but from just one year- Report all conflicts to the Dean's office IMMEDIATELY 1939. It was found that the five streams, and no femmes. .. Yet ~ , most outstanding cagers were all they maintain they had a good ..... Semester examinations will ~ot be given at any other time from the same team that Dave time. except the times SPECIFIED ABOVE. Examinations start promptly at 8:00 A. M. Be .on time. Kelly coached four years ago. The Father Roch Knopke, O.F.M. Aldo Notarianni tired of re­ Every student must obtain an examination permit from the If · Treasurer's office and present that permit at the office of the Dean men are Andy Curtiss and Paul -Courtesy Register. ceivmg the unripe fruit. . . This permit must be PRESENTED AT THE DEAN'S OFFICE Cella at forwards, Jerry Galligan you're not too busy, AI, · drop NOT LATER_ THAN FRIDAY, APRIL 30th. word on November 29 that the Examinatoons are to be written in the blue books unless the at center, and Lou Foletti and around sometime and f i n d out Japanese were approaching the teacher shall determine otherwise. Frank Jagodnik at guards. what it is all about. town. Together with a group of Denver produce& eight of the his friends he fled into the coun­ + men on the three teams, Mil­ ONE MINUTE SKIT try. The Japanese captured him, waukee and the state of California "Mike, I have been told that and bringing him back into the each five. The rest emanate. from you have a keg of beer in your town forced him to witness the parts of Colorado, Oklahoma, Wy­ room and that is contrary to all burning of his cburch, school, and oming, and Utah. rules." residence. He was accused by the ASK THE invaders of being an officer of the "That's right, Father," replied Chinese guerillas. Later he was Quinn. "The doctors told me that Senior Sketch- taken to Hankow. if I drank beer I'd get a lot stronger and out of 4-F." sTOKER (Continued from Page 2) Father KnopRe left for China in of the paper, he displayed all the 1932; · returned · to D~nver in 1941 "Are you any stronger?" diverse talents and capably under­ for a year's vacation; and then "Yes, Father, I am. When· the took the various jobs that editor­ went back to China. Before enter­ keg came in I could scarcely move "BRING ON THAT ship in a small college necessadly ing the Franciscans he was John it and now I can easily pick it ICE-COLD COCA-COLA" entails. • P. Knopke. One of his brothers up and carry it about the rom." A V-7 Naval reservist, he will be ordained in June, another + plans to leave for his navy in­ is in the army, and three sisters FINIS doctrination course shortly after live in Denver. What's the use of telling any his graduation in May. This business of getting a commis­ to be sincere for a minute and more jokes? People will o n I y laugh at them. sion in the navy is perfectly all­ wax sentimental long enough to right for some people, but we wish him good luck and godspeed Students at Goddard college are would much prefer to think of · in all things and express our taking their studies into selected Hank as a distinguished army thanks and appreciation for bis war production fltctories as actual man; possibly something akin to continuous support not only of a workers, one-third of the student a Kentucky colonel. newspaper, but also the school it body working while the others With no apologies, we are going represents. carry on their studies on the campus.

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