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THE SCHOLASTIC is pub­ Entered as second-daas lished weekly at the Univere- matter at Notre Dame, In­ ity oi Notre Dame. Manu­ The Notre Dame Scholastic diana. Acceptance ior mail­ scripts may be addressed to ing at special rate of postage. THE SCHOLASTIC. Publi­ Disce Quasi Semper Victunis Vive Quasi Cras Moritunis Section 1103, October S. 1917, cations Office, Main Building. authorized June 25, 1918. FOUNDED 1865

EDMUND A. STBPHAN Editor-in-Chief JAMES S. KEAKNS Managing Editor

Associate Editors Desk Editors Features Stag F. GRANGER WEIL WALTER JOHNSON PATRICK CORCORAN JOHN CONLEY JOHN D. PORTERFIELD...Ffatur^s Editor ROY SCHOLZ ROBERT DILLON T nmq MRTTRV vmvAwn T n-RwrpM LLOYD TESKE LESLIE RADDATZ LOUIb HKUBY EDWARD J. O BRIEN iTrrx^x.,, \,T>v,x^ • DepaHment Editors WILLIAM KENNEDY BRYAN DEGNAN AVILLIAM DRBUX fr.T/-.Tn^ -nmn-nc ^, -r.. . TIGHE WOODS The Week PAUL DOYLE LOUIS GIRAGI Ar««,. Staff ^^^^« f™^r^ Theatre Mfc GEORGE LEYES JAMES FITZPATRICK News Staff ROGER McGOVERN Coaege Parade MITCHELL TACKLEY News Editor RICHARD PREZEBEL Staff Artist Business Staff JAMES BYKNE Assistant News Editor T^TTXT -O orrrvcrrrz-r TJV /^ j ._* >^ - „ • .

Golf team beats Loyola IbVz-^Yz in opener 22 SUMMARIES Interhall golf season to open Sunday 23 NEWS Splinters from the Press Bo.x 24 Notre Dame Debating Team Ends Season 5 Introducing Fran Murphy 25 Definite Plans For Breen Speech Medal Contest are An­ nounced 5 COMING EVENTS Burly Athletes Practice Skits, Dance Routines and FRIDAY, April 28.—SCHOLASTIC staff meeting, editorial Lines As "High Jinks" Nears Presentation. 6 board, 6:30 p. m.; News, sports, and feature staffs, Michael Leding Is Class of '33 Valedictorian 7 7:00 p. m.; Editorial offices, Ave Maria Building; or­ "Richelieu" Players Now Busy : 9 chestra rehearsal 6:45 p. m.. Music Hall. "Subpoenaed Ladies" Present Themselves To The Court At Lawyer's Ball Tonight 12 SATURDAY, April 29.—Track, Drake Relays at Des 1052 Notre Dame Men -Favor Thirty-Hour Working Moines, Iowa; Baseball, Purdue at Lafayette; Golf, Pur­ Week, As Result of Commerce Forum Survey 13 due at Lafayette; Tennis, Michigan State at East Lan­ Dean McCarthy Touring East; Interviews Prospective sing; Movie, 6:45 and 8:15 p. m., Washington Hall.- Students —- IT SUNDAY, April 30.—Masses, Sacred Heart Church, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, and 9:00; Benediction for upperclassmen, FEATURES 7:00, for freshmen and students in Jlorrissey and St. Fisherman "Lefty" Douville Is Presented in "Man Edward's Halls, 7:30, Sacred Heart Church; Interhall About" This Week.. 8 Golf Season Opens; Interhall Baseball games. Church Collections, Badin's Lawn and Smith College MONDAY, May 1.—Preliminaries of Breen Medal Ora­ Share Honors In "Voice of The Campus" 9 torical Contest, Auditorium of Engineering Building, News of The Week ...-. 10 4:00 and 7:00 p. m.; Wrangler Meeting, 6:30 p. m.; A New Menace To International Comfort, Espionage, Is Law Building; Primaries of sophomore elections, gymna­ Discussed by Louis Hruby. '. 14 sium, 12:30 p. m.; Last day for submitting graduation Father Badin: His Fiftieth Anniversary, by George theses and Prize Essays; Orchestra Rehearsal, 6:45 Leyes .-— 15 p. m. Music Hall. Johnson Discusses The Business Cycle 16 TUESDAY, May 2.—Preliminaries of Breen Medal Ora­ Inmate Sings The Glory of Alumni By The Links 17 torical Contest, Auditorium of Engineering Building, SPORTS 4:00 and 7:00 p. m.; Baseball, Michigan State at East Lansing; Primaries of junior elections,- gymnasium, Baseball team loses first three games 20 • 12:30 p. m. Varsity comes back to turn tables on Alumni after drop­ ping first tilt of two-game series 20 WEDNESDAY, May 3.—Finals of Breen Medal Oratorical Several strong teams appear in opening of Interhall Contest, Auditorium of Engineering Building, 8:00 baseball season 21 p. m.; primaries of senior elections, gymnasium, 12:30 Nicholson takes relay teams, sprinters and high jumpers p. m. to Drake Relays 21 THURSDAY, May 4.—Monogram "High Jinks," Washing­ Tennis team beats Valpo 9-0 in first match 22 ton Hall, 8:15 p. m. Four The Scholastic

By Tighe Woods oN E bad thing about returning from a vaca­ not being done to give agricultural students a tion four days late is the lack of interest shown little experimental work; it is to beautify your in the retelling of perfectly good escapades. The home. Even if you live in a tenement when you late arrival gets no further than, "That night are away from school, at least pretend that you after we left the Chicago Club dance . . . ," when know a garden can be something besides a plot of somebody bluntly cuts him short with the brief ground for raising radishes. but relentless statement that the gang heard all about that night three days ago, and the next night, and the next afternoon too. /~\ LOYAL Notre Dame rooter who knew little about football but a great deal about college men once said, "The Notre Dame student body is just T like hundreds of others I've seen, with one excep­ X HE interhall massacre is on again. This tion: they fight like the very devil when their time it is in playground baseball. Last Sunday team is behind." The Notre Dame baseball team afternoon every hall had a team of some sort out is in a slump but there is no more activity in the to win for dear Old Hall. The majority of the stands than at a Meadowbrook polo match, where games were close, and while a few nearly ended it is the "sporting" thing to stifle one's emotions. in riots, everybody had a good time. There are a Wliether on the gridiron or on the diamond, it's few suggestions which might be made though. still a Notre Dame team, and it is running be­ Playground ball is played all over the country, hind. Don't be so critical until you have at least but each section seems to have a few of its o^vn seen them play. rules. Sunday several contradictory regulations caused the umpires to beg for mercy. The ath­ letic department should post a set of official inter­ hall rules. A=.N YON E who does not think the student body is art conscious should drop into the library some time this week-end and see the Monogram Club art poster exhibit. Some thirty-odd posters in o all sizes and shapes have turned the library into NCE more the University makes an appeal a glorious rainbow. And the exhibit is not note­ to keep off the grass. The campus is literally "on worthy only because of its numbers. There are parade" from now until June. Hundreds of visi­ oil paintings, pastels and pen and ink sketches tors will be coming here every week. If j^ou had worthy of any collegiate exhibit. The art students charge of a lawn at home you would be the first have responded nobly to this contest, and it would one to hit the ceiling if visitors walked all over be only a just tribute to them to have every man it. People are going to follow your example: if on the campus see their work. "High Jinks" of you use the paths here, they will. The University 1933 is going to be a good show, but it would have is spending thousands of dollars in landscaping to be to justify this splendid advertising. the ground around the new halls. This work is A April 9-, 1933 Five

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Radio Contest in Fort Wayne > Final Contest Next Wednesday The Faculty Board of Publications in Engineers' Auditorium. Closes Year. will receive applications from under­ graduates of the University for edit­ Monday and Tuesday, May 1st and "This is Station WOWO, Ft. orships to the following publications 2nd, are the days set aside by W. J. Wayne, Indiana, broadcasting a de­ for the scholastic year 1933-34: The Coyne, director of debating, for the bate between the Universities of SCHOLASTIC, the Dome, the Juggler, preliminary sessions of the annual Notre Dame and Purdue, on the ques­ and Scrip. Breen Medal Oratorical Contest. On tion, "Resolved: that at least half of Applicants must state in writing these days contestants will appear in the state and local revenues of In­ their qualifications and expedience. the auditorium of the Engineering diana should be derived from sources Letters should be addressed and Building to deliver ten-minute orig­ other than tangible property." mailed to the Chairman of the Fac­ inal orations to a group of judges to With this radio debate, the second ulty Board of Publications, the Rev­ determine the six speakers who will of the season, Notre Dame's debate erend L. Broughal, CS.C, Adminis­ enter the final contest, Wednesday, teams, under the supervision of Prof­ tration Building, not later than 4 May 3, at 8 o'clock in the same audi­ essor William J. Cojme, concluded a o'clock in the afternoon of May 5. torium. highly successful season of nine con­ Only those applications which are "Idols and Ideals," "Hitlerism/' tests. ~ received by mail will be considered. "National Defense," "Old Age Pen­ Kirby And Proctor For N. D. sions," "Pioneer America," "Tariff," William Kirby, veteran debater, and "Disarmament" are but a few of Siamese Royal Son Leaves and Thomas Proctor, carried the af­ the many subjects of vital interest firmative arguments for Notre Dame Princeton For Ohio School and importance to be presented by the against Messrs. Smith and Lovelace orators. Any one of the above sub­ jects is of sufficient consequence in representing Purdue. There was no Oxford, Ohio. — Transfer of Prasob these days to insure time well-spent judge's decision on this debate, but Mom Chow Sukhsvasti, yoimg Sia­ by the audience. the station will receive cards, from mese of royal blood, to Miami Uni­ the radio audience in this and neigh­ versity here was announced by Miami Schedule For Tryouts boring states, on which the decision officials last week. Tryouts have been apportioned as will be based. Conditions at Princeton University follows: Monday, 'May 1st, 4 o'clock— Kirby and Proctor advanced the "that have made it impossible to do Joseph Becek, Hugh Fitzgerald, Rich­ points that the present tax on tang­ himself Justice there," were given as ard McMonagle, G. M. Menard, Lind­ ible property is inequitable, inade­ reasons for the change. say Phoebus, Maurice Powers, and quate, and antiquated, and proposed The young Siamese recently with­ Theodore Prekowitz; Monday, May that the state adopt taxes on intang­ drew from Princeton when that uni­ 1st, 7 o'clock—Max Baer, Justin Han- ibles, such as the income tax, luxury versity's Campus Club was disciplined nen, Franklyn Hochreiter, Joseph sales tax, gross receipts tax, and sev­ after charges that the club had liquor Kehoe, John Clancy, John Logan, Don erance tax, to reduce the burden on in its quarters after 11 p. m. Quinn; Tuesday, May 2nd, 4 o'clock— tangible property, mainly real estate, Dr. A. H. Upham, president of James Boyle, Matt Leary, John J. by at least 50 per cent. The Purdue Miami University, said Sukhsvasti Locher, Francis McGahren, William team defended the present tax very "while distantly related to the reign­ Miller, Thomas Proctor, and Matthew briefly, and advocated the cutting of ing family of Siam, is not a prince as Leavy. government expenditures as the real we understand the term." solution of the tax problem. The sec­ Contestants whose names have been ond negative speaker spent his time He described the youth as a "cour­ omitted from this list should see Mr. attacking the intangible tax propos­ teous, unassuming lad with an excel­ Coyne at once or appear at one of al of the affirmative. lent record of scholarship." the tryouts. A valuable gold engraved The youth. Dr. Upham said, "was medal will be awarded the winner of Kirby Gives Rebuttal brought here by Murray Sheehan, an the final contest on Wednesday, Kirby gave the rebuttal for Notre alumnus of Miami, who is connected May 3rd. Dame, upholding the intangible tax with the Siamese legation at Wash­ plan very successfully and slashing ington, and he was admitted on the 125 '34 Pins Are Sold the government expenditure decrease basis of a personal telegram to me plan of his opponents. He pointed from Dean Christian Gauss of Prince­ The Junior Pin Committee has set out many weaknesses and inconsist­ ton." encies in the negative argimients. May 17 as the final date on which Smith, refuting the affirmative argu­ pins may be ordered. Those ordered ments, again contended against in­ An ice-water test has been devel­ about that time will be delivered here or to the buyer's home. Sales made tangible taxes on the grounds that oped to find in early life of an indi­ before that date will be completed for they are unfair and difficult to ad­ vidual a tendency toward high blood delivery within a week and a half. minister and enforce. pressure. This allows the prospective C. E. Damon, one of Purdue Uni­ high blood pressure patient to care The committee reported at the first versity's debate coaches, acted as for himself before the infirmity is of the week that over one hundred chairman for this radio debate. upon him, and possibly escape it. and twenty-five pins had been sold. Six The Scholastic Monogram Men to Stage TICKET SALE FOR BALL ''High Jinks'' Next Week TO LAST ONLY ONE WEEK Ducats Available From May SHOWS MAY 4 AND 7 First to Eighth. Prefect of Discipline Tickets for the Senior Ball, priced Reminds Students of Reach Final Rehearsals For at $8.50, will be on sale for one week Campus Regulations Programs Wednesday And only, the period from May 1 to May 8. It will be impossible to obtain Sunday Evenings. The following reminders in respect tickets at a later date. to certain University disciplinary Thomas Hughen, chairman of the By Tighe Woods measures were issued this week from ticket committee, announced this With the arrival of something new the office of the Prefect of Discipline: week that the following hall repre­ and novel in costumes, "High Jinks" sentatives will have charge of the 1. Students climbing the fence at of 1933, the annual show of the Mon­ sale: Corby, John Cary and Mike De southwest corner of the golf course ogram Club is going through the Lay; Sorin, Tom Meeker; Walsh, Ed will be subject to immediate and strict polishing process before their open­ Moriarty. disciplinary action. ing, Thursday night. May 4th. As made known in the last issue The shoes of the Dutch dolls are 2. Students are asked to wear fit­ of THE SCHOLASTIC, Ted Weems and clacking in unison. That great dance ting apparel in the dining halls, and his band have been engaged for the team of Vejar and Krause is at the to be particularly observant of the Ball proper. Efforts are being made peak of its career and the seats are regulations in regard to ties, coats, at the present time by Ball officers going, going, swiftly — like the com­ sweaters, etc. to secure a suitable orchestra for the ing of darkness in the Malay jungle. 3. No meetings of any campus or­ Tea Dance to be held on Saturday, The sho\v is divided into fourteen ganizations are to be held in the eve­ May 13, at the Chain-o-Lakes Coun­ skits, some serious and some as up­ ning until after night prayer. try Club., roariously funny as anything that 4. Further cooperation of the stu­ has ever appeared in Washington dent body is asked in respect to keep­ MILITARY NOTES Hall. The cast has determined not to ing off University lawns. George William Gorman of Bir­ rest until they equal the laugh record mingham, Alabama, a freshman in made by that immortal melodramatic Dr. McMahon Will Talk Physical Education, was sworn in as farce given by the University Theatre a Second Lieutenant, Infantry Re­ last year, so aptly called, "Gold In At Italian Club Meeting serve, on April 11th. Lieutenant Gor­ The Hills." man is a graduate of Gulfcoast Mili­ Tickets 40 and 25 Cents An important meeting of the Italian tary Academy and is an active mem­ Club will be held next Tuesday eve­ ber of the recently organized Reserve The dance numbers are fanciful and ning. May 2, in Room 2 of the Main Officers Club of the University of the two-ton chorus go through their Building. Dr. Francis McMahon of Notre Dame. routine as neatly and as lightly as the Department of Philosophy will be so many fallen leaves scurrying over Harold Harkins May, Commerce the principal speaker of the evening. sophomore, and graduate of Culver an asphalt boulevard. The audience His topic will be ' 'Dante Alighieri is not going to laugh at this bevy of Military Academy appeared before a and His Relation to the Philosophy board of officers during the Easter beef trust beauties as it has in for­ of St. Thomas Aquinas." mer years; it is going to applaud vacation at his home, Peoria, 111. them for doing a difficult bit of work Following Mr, McMahon's address, May had completed all require­ in true professional style. the annual club elections will take ments for a lieutenant's commission, the convening of the board being the Director Joe Kurth is not deceiving place. All members of the club in good standing are eligible to vote, final formality. anyone by that frown he is wearing The Notre Dame rifle team spon­ these days. He is just using a little and