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The Quill, April, 2011 Vol. 19, No. 5 Anderson to A modest bill: proposed NJ law raises eyebrows and hackles receive facelift nutritious. Jay Mengele, health said, “Almost every member in By Anthony Lusardi doctor and founder of the my family is overweight. They Angel of Life Food Drive said, can make up the same amount “Our own race can be very of the meat I buy in 6 months through dona- New Jersey Democrat healthy being a society of can- alone!” Senator Phil Connor is on the nibals. There are fewer carbs in Currently, Sen. Con- move with a new bill that cre- human meat than there are in nor is attending council meet- ates a draft to select people to pigs, cows, or even chickens. ings in Trenton with optimistic tion to college be slaughtered, butchered, and The tenderest parts of a hu- ambition for the bill. “This sold for meat consumption. man would be the cheeks and is the most important modest “Our nation is suffer- chest.” bill ever to be proposed in our ing from many issues and this Surprisingly, some great nation,” said Connor, “It bill will ease a lot of pain and NJ citizens have shown ap- will solve nationwide hunger, By Hayana Kim fill more stomachs,” said Con- proval for the Connor Bill. poverty, and obesity. And with RAs got the first prize. Later, nor. “My husband works two jobs fewer people, there will be the winner secretly revealed Generous anonymous Since 2010, Con- to bring home enough bacon to more to go around for every- their success strategy: they also donors recently announced nor has traveled all over his feed our six kids.
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