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The Quill, April, 2011 Vol. 19, No. 5 Anderson to A modest bill: proposed NJ law raises eyebrows and hackles receive facelift nutritious. Jay Mengele, health said, “Almost every member in By Anthony Lusardi doctor and founder of the my family is overweight. They Angel of Life Food Drive said, can make up the same amount “Our own race can be very of the meat I buy in 6 months through dona- New Jersey Democrat healthy being a society of can- alone!” Senator Phil Connor is on the nibals. There are fewer carbs in Currently, Sen. Con- move with a new bill that cre- human meat than there are in nor is attending council meet- ates a draft to select people to pigs, cows, or even chickens. ings in Trenton with optimistic tion to college be slaughtered, butchered, and The tenderest parts of a hu- ambition for the bill. “This sold for meat consumption. man would be the cheeks and is the most important modest “Our nation is suffer- chest.” bill ever to be proposed in our ing from many issues and this Surprisingly, some great nation,” said Connor, “It bill will ease a lot of pain and NJ citizens have shown ap- will solve nationwide hunger, By Hayana Kim fill more stomachs,” said Con- proval for the Connor Bill. poverty, and obesity. And with RAs got the first prize. Later, nor. “My husband works two jobs fewer people, there will be the winner secretly revealed Generous anonymous Since 2010, Con- to bring home enough bacon to more to go around for every- their success strategy: they also donors recently announced nor has traveled all over his feed our six kids. If laws can’t one. The economy will prosper took a field trip and there they funding for dormitory renova- home state, giving speeches in get families more financial sup- through the meat industry, and fed hens with turkey feed. tion, and the Department of support of his bill. He is met port, I’ll vote for one that gets food will be available to all, Tasting the groundbreaking Student Life discussed how by crowds who often come to families more meat,” said Mary citizen and alien. We might food for the time in their lives, to utilize the money in order see whether the bill is merely Cruentus, Paterson resident. even extend the bill to crimi- those hens bowed to their gen- to maximize students’ wel- a joke. “I’ve heard of a draft Another NJ native, Michael nals on Death Row, once it erous visitors and allowed them fare; their main concern was that selects people to serve in Reilly, of Rockaway Borough becomes law. a three-day- intensive course in whether to distribute the do- the military, but a draft to kill egg-laying on the farm. nated money equally to every people for food! God d—n,” So, the blue print of The above, inspired by Jonathan Swift’s 1729 dormitory or to use it for only said an anonymous NJ native. new Anderson is as follows. caustic essay A Modest Proposal. one dormitory for renovation. Mike Scully, execu- Two more stories will be built Through discussion, tive director of the Appeal to on the current building to give which was attended by col- Logic newspaper, which has all the residents single rooms. lege officials and RDs of each always supported Connor po- The dressing rooms will be dormitory, it was decidedto lices, said, “Our great state and changed into bathrooms and concentrate on one particular great nation is suffering new furniture for closets will be dormitory. levels of poverty though we’re distributed to every room. But which one? One supposed to be living in what The current bathrooms official suggested a competi- has been called the wealthi- will be replaced with kitch- tion among RAs and RDs, and est nation in the world.” ATL ens for all, so that residents those who could best imitate newspaper has been spreading can cook anytime. Lastly, an a hen laying eggs would get the message of Connor’s bill elevator will be installed in the the prize. Each of them was since March. lounge area. given equal amount of time to Sen. Connor explains However, as to the prepare for it—one week. that this bill will decrease elevators, a group of students One RA, who didn’t the poverty level. “Every one expressed their strong op- want his name published, out of four children lives in a position because they were revealed that he put more time household that struggles to put very concerned that Anderson and efforts for this competition food on the table. And about than for his midterm. residents will not be able to Quad fountain plans in process half of all Americans will live By Tom Polanski He searched library get enough exercise, climbing in poverty at some point before A new 30-foot fountain is planned for placement in the center databases to have scientific stairs. Soon, they are going to the age of 65. Any charity food of The Quad. It will be a spring fountain with jets and colored and accurate knowledge of a arrange a protest and march drive will provide food for lights. This will create a new venue for live bands to play and hen and laying eggs. Then he across the campus. some people, but won’t stop be aired over WNTI. College officials have announced the went to a chicken farm located The construction will begin as soon as the summer vaca- completion of the project for the summer of 2014. in Willingboro, New Jersey, to the constant hunger,” said tion starts, and it is estimated actually see the process of a Connor. that by the time students get hen’s labor. There are also claims back, the new Anderson will be However, to his frus- that human meat is quite tration, the Anderson RD and ready. 2 Jumper mules? Viewpoint By Krystina Conway This past February, from some of the finest jumper the legendary George Mor- lines in the sport. Coming in ris announced his decision to all colors and ranging in age retire as United States Show from unbroken three-year-olds Jumping Chef D’Equipe come to seasoned 11-year-olds, the 2013. The search to replace the mules stand in height between eight-year veteran has begun 16 and 17 hands. as Morris prepares for his next According to a venture in life. spokesperson for Morris, the Through youtube, etc., exploring WHO YOU ARE: Most people are un- mule takes the athletic ability aware of the extent of Morris’ of the sporthorse and blends Who are you, Jessie J? love of equines and equestrian it with the sturdy and brawny sport. With his new free time features of the donkey. The after retirement, Morris plans equines Morris pilots around to begin a venture with Cente- aren’t always quite as graceful By Michele Tomasulo nary College to take one of his as their full-blood counterparts, life experiences and finding Now. previously sidelined hobbies to but they seem to try twice as British-born music the right melodies to turn it Mamma Knows Best the next level. hard. artist, Jessie J., possesses the into a soundtrack of her life are is another big number that, as Morris has developed The mules will also vocal chops that allow her stressed as the driving forces noted on the biography page of a love for mules. Not just create a new program that will to nail a multitude of music behind her career as a singer Jessie J.’s website, highlights any mules, but specially-bred be opened up to a select group genres, accompanied by song- and songwriter. her “hair-raising vocal range jumper mules. Morris and his of students. Students who writing skills that enable her The first song she and is an extremely funky ode herd of 15 elite jumping mules maintain a 3.5 or above GPA to pen a hit song that tops the ever wrote was titled Big White to her loving parents,” who, will move into the Centenary and who have reached a certain charts. She has an infectious Room and remains a fan- “always know best. I hate to College Equestrian Center riding level will be eligible to sound that is fused together favorite, despite the fact that it admit that sometimes, but the early during the summer of participate in the course run by with splashes of pop, R&B, has never been played on the song says it all,” explains Jes- 2013. Centenary and Morris himself. reggae, and hip-hop. Her lyrics radio. It was inspired by her sie J. A plan has been creat- These students will be able to and music can identify with childhood memories of sharing The title track was ed to construct and designate a take a semester-long course Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Lady a hospital room with a young inspired during a time when small barn and a series of turn- on the fine points of break- GaGa, Katy Perry, Pink, Gwen boy who lost his life. she was despondent about her outs for Morris and his mules ing, training, and jumping one Stefani, and Christina Aguilera, She has learned to career and contemplated leav- to use on campus. The mules of Morris’ long eared warm- but it is clear that Jessie J. has adapt to many audiences and ing the music business behind. are warmblood crosses bred bloods. a very distinct sound, way with show-styles, after having The singer said, “The most words and image that separate toured with popular artists such important thing in life is to be her from the rest—establishing as, Macy Gray, Sugarbabes, happy, but everything had be- her as an artist that stands Chris Brown, Cyndi Lauper, come too ‘business’ and sterile.