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Oh, oh, oh I know every step Woke up today I know every song Feeling the way I always do I know there's a place where I belong Oh, oh, oh I see all those party lights shining ahead Hungry for something So someone invite me That I can't eat Before I drop dead! Then I hear that beat The rhythm of town Before she drops dead! Starts calling me down It's like a message from So, Oh, Oh High above Give me a chance Oh, oh, oh 'Cause when I start to dance I'm a movie star Pulling me out Oh, oh, oh To the smiles and the Something inside of me makes me move Streets that I love When I hear the groove

Good morning Baltimore My ma tells me no Every day's like an open door But my feet tell me go! Every night is a fantasy It's like a drummer inside my heart Every sound's like a symphony Oh, oh, oh Don't make me wait Good morning Baltimore One more moment for my life to start... And some day when I take to the floor The world's gonna wake up and see Good morning, good morning Baltimore and me Waiting for my life to start

Oh, oh, oh I love you Baltimore Look at my hair Every day's like an open door What "do" can compare with mine today? Every night is a fantasy Oh, oh, oh, Every sound's like a symphony I've got my hairspray and radio I'm ready to go And I promise Baltimore That some day when The rats on the street I take to the floor All dance round my feet The world's gonna wake up and see They seem to say Gonna wake up and see "Tracy, it's up to you" Baltimore and me... So, oh, oh Don't hold me back Yes, More Or Less We All Agree 'Cause today all my dreams will come true Baltimore and me... Good morning Baltimore There's the flasher who lives next door Someday the world There's the bum on his bar room stool Is gonna see They wish me luck on my way to school Baltimore and me! Good morning Baltimore And some day when i take to the floor The world's gonna wake up and see Baltimore and me

I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, princess, now when did You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world A new fantastic point of view No one to tell us no Or where to go Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I'm way up here It's crystal clear That now I'm in a whole new world with you Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights Indescribable feeling Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling Through an endless diamond sky

( A whole new world Don't you dare close your eyes A hundred thousand things to see Hold your breath - it gets better I'm like a shooting star I've come so far I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world Every turn a surprise With new horizons to pursue Every moment gets better I'll chase them anywhere There's time to spare Let me share this whole new world with you 2x)

A whole new world That's where we'll be A thrilling chase A wondrous place For you and me

Now is the time to seize the day Houston to Harlem, look what's begun Stare down the odds and seize the day One for all and all for one Minute by minute that's how you win it Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! We will find a way Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! But let us seize the day Oh! Strike! Courage cannot erase our fear Courage is when we face our fear Now is the time to seize the day Tell those with power safe in their tower They're gonna see there's hell to pay We will not obey Nothing can break us No one can make us quit before we're done Behold the brave battalion that stands side by side One for all and all for Too few in number and too proud to hide One for all and all for Then say to the others who did not follow through One for all and all for one You're still our brothers, and we will fight for you

Now is the time to seize the day Stare down the odds and seize the day

Once we've begun If we stand as one Someday become somehow And a prayer becomes a vow

And the strike starts right damn now

Now is the time to seize the day

Now is the time to seize the day

Answer the call and don't delay

Answer the call and don't delay

Wrongs will be righted If we're united Let us seize the day

Now let 'em hear it loud and clear

Now let 'em hear it loud and clear

Like it or not we're drawing near

Like it or not we're drawing near

Proud and defiant We'll slay the giant Judgment day is here

Oh, oh, oh I got chills They're multiplying And I'm losing control You're the one that I want 'Cause the power you're supplying Oo-oo-oo, honey It's electrifying! The one that I want Oo-oo-oo, honey You better shape up The one that I want 'Cause I need a man Oo-oo-oo, the one I need And my heart is set on you Oh, yes, indeed You better shape up You better understand You're the one that I want To my heart I must be true Oo-oo-oo, honey Nothing left The one that I want Nothing left for me to do Oo-oo-oo, honey The one that I want You're the one that I want Oo-oo-oo, the one I need Oo-oo-oo, honey Oh, yes, indeed The one that I want Oo-oo-oo, honey The one that I want Oo-oo-oo, the one I need Oh, yes, indeed

If you're filled With affection You're too shy to convey Meditate in my direction Feel your way

I better shape up 'Cause you need a man I need a man Who can keep me satisfied I better shape up If I'm gonna prove You better prove That my faith is justified Are you sure? Yes I'm sure down deep inside

You're the one that I want Oo-oo-oo, honey The one that I want Oo-oo-oo, honey The one that I want Oo-oo-oo, the one I need Oh, yes, indeed

Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things

Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels Doorbells and sleigh bells And schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver-white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites When the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things

Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites When the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad

Have you ever wondered, well I have. Cannot reach me anymore! About how when I say, say red, for example. There's no way of knowing if red Means the same thing in your head And it is quiet. As red means in my head, when someone says And I am warm. red? Like I've sailed. Into the eye of the storm. And how if we are travelling at, almost the speed of light And we're holding a light That light will still travel away from us At the full speed of light, which seems right in a way

But I'm trying to say, I'm not sure But I wonder if inside my head I'm not just a bit different from some of my friends These answers that come into my mind unbidden These stories delivered to me fully written!

And when everyone shouts like they seem to like shouting The noise in my head is incredibly loud! And I just wish they'd stop, my Dad and my Mum. And the telly and stories would stop just for once!

I'm sorry, I'm not quite explaining it right. the noise becomes anger and the anger is light And its burning inside me would usually fade. But it isn't today! And the heat and the shouting. And my heart is pounding. And my eyes are burning And suddenly everything, everything is...

Quiet Like silence, but not really silent. Just that still sort of quiet. Like the sound of a page being turned in a book. Or a pause in a walk in the woods.

Quiet Like silence, but not really silent. Just that nice kind of quiet. Like the sound when you lie upside down in your bed. Just the sound of your heart in your head.

And though the people around me. Their mouths are still moving. The words they are forming.

And now I'm all alone again Nowhere to turn, no one to go to I did not want your money sir I came ouut here ‘cos I was told to I love him And now the night is near I love him And I can make-believe he's here I love him But only on my own Sometimes I walk alone at night When everybody else is sleeping I think of him and then I'm happy With the company I'm keeping The city goes to bed And I can live inside my head

On my own Pretending he's beside me All alone I walk with him till morning Without him I feel his arms around me And when I lose my way I close my eyes And he has found me

In the rain the pavement shines like silver All the lights are misty in the river In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight And all I see is him and me forever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind That I'm talking to myself and not to him And although I know that he is blind Still I say, there's a way for us

I love him But when the night is over He is gone The river's just a river Without him The world around me changes The trees are bare and everywhere The streets are full of strangers

I love him But every day I'm learning All my life I've only been pretending Without me His world will go on turning A world that's full of happiness That I have never known

Together, together, together everyone Hand in hand Together, together, come on let's have some fun Make our dreams come Together, were there for each other every time Together together come on lets do this right

Here and now it's time for celebration We're all in this together I finally figured it out (yeah yeah) When we reach That all our dreams have no limitations We can fly That's what it's all about Know inside We can make it Everyone is special in their own way We're all in this together We make each other strong (each other strong) Once we see We're not the same There's a chance We're different in a good way That we have Together's where we belong And we take it

We're all in this together Wild cats sing along Once we know Yeah, you really got it goin' on That we are Wild cats in the house We're all stars Everybody say it now And we see that Wild cats everywhere We're all in this together Wave your hands up in the air And it shows That's the way we do it When we stand Let's get to it Hand in hand Time to show the world Make our dreams come true We're all in this together Together, together, together everyone Once we know Together, together, come on let's have some fun That we are Together, were there for each other every time We're all stars Together together come on let's do this right And we see that We're all in this together We're all here And it shows and speaking out with one voice When we stand we're going to rock the house (yeah yeah) Hand in hand the party's on now everybody make some noise Make our dreams come come on scream and shout We're all in this together We've arrived because we stuck together When we reach Champions one and all We can fly Know inside We're all in this together We can make it Once we know We're all in this together That we are Once we see We're all stars There's a chance And we see that That we have We're all in this together And we take it And it shows When we stand Wild cats everywhere Wave your hands up in the air

That's the way we do it Let's get to it Come on everyone!

One day more! Another day, another destiny. [ENJOLRAS] This never-ending road to Calvary; When our ranks begin to form These men who seem to know my crime Will surely come a second time. [MARIUS] One day more! Do I stay; and do I dare?

[MARIUS] [ENJOLRAS] I did not live until today. Will you take your place with me? How can I live when we are parted? [ALL] [VALJEAN] The time is now, the day is here One day more. [VALJEAN] [MARIUS & COSETTE] One day more! Tomorrow you'll be worlds away And yet with you, my world has started! [JAVERT] One day more to revolution, [EPONINE] We will nip it in the bud! One more day all on my own. We'll be ready for these schoolboys, They will wet themselves with blood! [MARIUS & COSETTE] Will we ever meet again? [VALJEAN] One day more! [EPONINE] One more day with him not caring. [M. & MME. THENARDIER] Watch 'em run amuck, [MARIUS & COSETTE] Catch 'em as they fall, I was born to be with you. Never know your luck When there's a free for all, [EPONINE] Here's a little 'dip' What a life I might have known. There a little 'touch' Most of them are goners [MARIUS & COSETTE] So they won't miss much! And I swear I will be true! [Students (2 Groups)] [EPONINE] [1:] One day to a new beginning But he never saw me there! [2:] Raise the flag of freedom high! [ENJOLRAS] One more day before the storm! [1:] Every man will be a king

[MARIUS] [2:] Every man will be a king Do I follow where she goes? [1:] There's a new world for the winning [ENJOLRAS] At the barricades of freedom. [2:] There's a new world to be won

[MARIUS] [ALL] Shall I join my brothers there? Do you hear the people sing?

Tomorrow we'll discover [MARIUS] What our God in Heaven has in store! My place is here, I fight with you! One more dawn One more day [VALJEAN] One day more! One day more!

[MARIUS & COSETTE] I did not live until today.

[EPONINE] One more day all on my own!

[MARIUS & COSETTE] How can I live when we are parted?

[JAVERT (overlapping)] We will join these people's heroes We will follow where they go We will learn their little secrets, We will know the things they know.

[VALJEAN] One day more!

[MARIUS & COSETTE] Tomorrow you'll be worlds away

[EPONINE] What a life I might have known!

[MARIUS & COSETTE] And yet with you my world has started

[JAVERT (overlapping)] One more day to revolution We will nip it in the bud We'll be ready for these schoolboys

[THENARDIERS (overlapping)] Watch 'em run amok Catch 'em as they fall Never know your luck When there's a free-for-all!

[VALJEAN] Tomorrow we'll be far away, Tomorrow is the judgement day

[ALL]

In sleep he sang to me In dreams he came CHRISTINE That voice which calls to me and speaks my name He's there, the phantom of the opera And do I dream again for now I find (Vocalizing) The Phantom of the Opera is there Phantom: Inside my mind Sing, my angel of music!

PHANTOM Christine: Sing once again with me (Vocalizing higher) Our strange duet My power over you grows stronger yet Phantom: And though you turn from me to a glance behind Sing for me! The Phantom of the Opera is there Inside your mind. Christine: (Vocalizing higher) CHRISTINE Those who have seen your face Phantom: Draw back in fear Sing my angel of music! I am the mask you wear Christine: PHANTOM (Sings higher) It's me they hear...

BOTH Your/My spirit and my/your voice in one combined The Phantom of the Opera is there/here Inside my/your mind

BACKGROUND He's there, the phantom of the opera! Beware, the phantom of the opera! He's there, the phantom of the opera! Beware the phantom of the opera!

PHANTOM In all your fantasies, you always knew that man and mystery

CHRISTINE Were both in you

BOTH And in this labyrinth where night is blind the Phantom of the Opera is there/here, inside my/your mind

PHANTOM Sing, my Angel of music!

Everybody! You say The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay You cry [Full Ensemble:] In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da me go by Da da dat dat da ya da! Why so sad? Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da Remember we made an arrangement when you Dat dat da ya da! went away Now you're making me mad Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man You'll be back, soon you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da…

You say our love is draining and you can't go on You'll be the one complaining when I am gone... And no, don't change the subject 'Cause you're my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject My loyal, royal subject Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…

You'll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war For your love, for your praise And I'll love you till my dying days When you're gone, I'll go mad So don't throw away this thing we had 'Cause when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat—

End of May or early June This picture-perfect afternoon we shared Drive the winding country road Grab a scoop at À La Mode And then we're there One foot after the other One branch then to another An open field that's framed with trees I climb higher and higher We pick a spot and shoot the breeze I climb 'til the entire Like buddies do Sun shines on my face Quoting songs by our favorite bands Telling jokes no one understands And I suddenly feel the branch give way Except us two I'm on the ground And we talk and take in the view My arm goes numb I look around All we see is sky for forever And I see him come to get me We let the world pass by for forever He's come to get me Feels like we could go on for forever this way And everything's okay Two friends on a perfect day All we see is sky for forever We walk a while and talk about We let the world pass by for forever The things we'll do when we get out of school Buddy, you and I for forever this way, this way Bike the Appalachian trail or Write a book or learn to sail All we see is light Wouldn't that be cool? 'Cause the sun burns bright We could be alright for forever this way There's nothing that we can't discuss Two friends Like girls we wish would notice us but never do True friends He looks around and says to me On a perfect day "There's nowhere else I'd rather be" And I say, "me too"

And we talk and take in the view We just talk and take in the view

All we see is sky for forever We let the world pass by for forever Feels like we could go on for forever this way, this way

All we see is light for forever 'Cause the sun shines bright for forever Like we'll be alright for forever this way Two friends on a perfect day

And there he goes Racing toward the tallest tree From far across the yellow field I hear him calling, "follow me" there we go Wondering how the world might look from up so high

I used to pray for the day you'd leave Swore up and down CHORUS, You would not belong Yes!

But when I am wrong ELLE, I say I'm wrong Back to the trial and I was wrong about you CHORUS, So listen up! Yes! I see no end to what you'll achieve That's only if you don't turn and run ELLE, But I'm going back in my style You proved it to me Now show everyone what you can do CHORUS, And you look great in dark blue! Back in her style!

Get back in the game ELLE, Back on the case 'Cause it's a fact Take a good look at my face I'm not a fool CHORUS, And as a rule Yes! I do not bond ELLE, But I see a star When you're attacked You're my new muse You've got the best freakin' shoes! CHORUS, And you lit a fuse Yes! So go show them who's Legally Blonde! ELLE, You've got to respond CHORUS, Sha la la la la la CHORUS, Got to got to got to got to respond! VIVIENNE, Yes, you lit a fuse ELLE, So go show them who's Hand me my dog! Legally ... CHORUS, ELLE, Dog! (Spoken) Sorry Vivienne, but I'm never wearing that again. ELLE, Hand me my bag PAULETTE, (Spoken) Elle, Honey, you're in the supply closet! CHORUS, Bag! ELLE, (Spoken) I know! I said I'm never wearing that ELLE, again...I'm wearing THIS! And that American flag!

(Sung) Back in the game CHORUS,

Got to be American! CHORUS, ELLE, Legally Blonde! Cause nobody fools CHORUS, Cause she's legally blonde... No! Cause she's legally blonde... Cause she's legally blonde! ELLE, Somebody who's SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR (Spoken) Omigod Elle! CHORUS, Who? ELLE, (Spoken) Thanks Greek Chorus ELLE, but I don't need voices in my head today. Legally Blonde SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR CHORUS, Honey it's us! Get on your feet The girls from Delta Nu! Cause she's legally blonde We came to see Kicked to the street Our president be Cause she's legally blonde Legally Blonde There's no retreat cause you're Legally Blonde CHORUS, Yeah! Jump on your feet Cause she's legally blonde Don't be afraid to be You've got a right to be legally blonde Legally Blonde You've got a right to be Join the parade cause she's Legally Blonde

ELLE'S MOTHER, KYLE, (Spoken) Honey look! (Spoken) Paulette, I've got another package... She's leading a parade! PAULETTE, ELLE, (Spoken) Thanks... Kyle B. O'boyle. What does the (Spoken) Mom and Dad! 'B' stand for?

ELLE'S MOTHER, KYLE, (Spoken) Get a picture! (Spoken) Brendan...

ELLE'S DAD, (IRISH DANCE BREAK) (SPOKEN) Just one more please cause she's CHORUS, CHORUS, Oh! Legally Blonde Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey! ELLE'S DAD, Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (Spoken) Everyone say cheese! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ELLE MOTHER, Back in the game (Spoken) No say legally blonde! Back in the fray

ENID, Back the heck outta the way!

BROOKE, Mr. you're fired

CALLAHAN, (Spoken) What?!

BROOKE, Guess who I hired?

CHORUS, (Spoken) Who?

BROOKE, To represent me You gotta to be...

CHORUS, Yeah, you gotta be Yeah, you gotta be Yeah, you gotta be...

BROOKE, Legally Blonde

ALL, And she's legally blonde, oh yeah And she's legally blonde, oh yeah And she's legally blonde, oh yeah Legally Blonde, oh yeah!

Settle in, girls, it's story time The prince is good at kissing There's a princess in a tower And melting Snow White's heart Oh, my gosh, that's just like me Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut So I know, he'll appear But the witch won't set her free And his armor will be blinding As shining as his perfect teeth She passes time by singing And manly hose Like someone else I know As years go by she sits and waits He'll propose on one knee As years go by? Uh oh And our prenup will be binding About time we set the wedding date A torturous existence Day number 958 I don't remember this part I know it's today, he'll show up today She wishes she were dead Skip ahead, skip ahead There's a princess, any princess Take your pick, they're all like me But in the end Rapunzel Not exactly, I'm still waiting Finds a millionaire They're living happily The prince is good at climbing And braiding golden hair Ever after, better get here I want love in second's flat So I know, he'll appear No one needs these middle bits 'Cause there are rules Oops, did I do that? And there are strictures I believe the storybooks Cut the villains, cut the vamping I read by candlelight Cut this fairytale Cut the peril and the pitfalls My white knight and his steed Cut the puppet and the whale Will look just like these pictures It won't be long now, I guarantee Cut the monsters, cut the curses Day number 23 Keep the intro, cut the verses I know it's today, I know it's today And the waiting, the waiting The waiting, the waiting, the waiting Oh, here's a good one, it's a classic But I know, he'll appear There's a princess in a comma Though I seem a bit bipolar Glad it's her instead of me And I'm a vandal now as well Pretty maiden in a glass box Though he won't mind How I wonder does she pee? I'm a find, I'm a catch Blah, blah, blah, poison apple And a very gifted bowler Boring, boring, evil queen It won't be long now, I guarantee Filler, filler, been there, read that Day number Seven shorties on the scene Skip ahead, skip ahead Are you there, God? It's me, Fiona, it's me, Fiona

Now I know, he'll appear But in the end the princess 'Cause there are rules Wakes up with a start And there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight My knight and his steed Will look just like these pictures It won't be long now, I guarantee

Day number 23 Day number 958 Day number 8423

I know It’s today I know it’s today I know it’s today I know it’s today

So, for all of the "Hours of Smiles" Family, this is Bert Healy saying... Hey hobo man, Hey Dapper Dan, You've both got your style

But brother, you're never fully dressed Without a smile Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly They stand out a mile But brother you're never fully dressed Without a smile

Who cares what you're wearing on Main Street or Saville Row It's what you wear from ear to ear And not from head to toe.

That matters

Ah. the lovely Boylan Sisters.

Doo doodle-oo doo Doo doodle-oo doo Doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo

So, Senator, so, janitor So long for a while Remember you're never fully dressed Though you may wear the best You're never fully dressed without a Smile Smile Smile!!! Smile darn ya smile!!

Skee ba ba bop bop Ba da ba ba skee bee dee doo oh my ba ba da ba ah wop wop ba da ba oh no ba skee bee dee wop wop wa dee ah dada Can your friends do this? Can you give me a bada-yada- yada? Do your friends do that? Good Scotty-wop Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Everybody Can your friends go, poof? Bibbi-bobbidi-boo Well, looky here Wap wap wap wap wap Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip Hit it Ba da ba oh no And then make the sucker disappear? Ba da ba oh my ba da da So don’t sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves I'm here to answer all your midday prayers Scheherezade had a thousand tales You got me bona fide, certified But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a genie for your chare d'affaires You got a brand of magic never fails I got a powerful urge to help you out You got some power in your corner now So what-cha wish? I really wanna know Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob Mister Aladdin, sir You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend What will your pleasure be? You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend Let me take your order You ain't never had a friend like me Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me, hah! You ain't never had a friend like me No no no Can your friends do this? No really...can they? You're welcome! Life is your restaurant Or maybe, our lucky contestant would like for a And I'm your maitre d' talent of fame? Welcome to 'Dancing With The C'mon whisper what it is you want Scimitars'! You ain't never had a friend like me Grab old Al, by the hand, swing him 'round 'till he Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service can't stand, chicken in a basket, sparrow on a tree, You're the boss never had a friend like me! The king, the shah I'd like to bring the house down a little bit, sing a Say what you wish few old classics, couple of favorites of mine. I'll get It's yours! True dish back to you in a second! Thank you! How about a little more Baklava? Here it is Tale as old as time... Come on fellas Thank you, thank you very much help me out True as it can be. Barely even friends, beauty and the... Have some of column "A" Look at this stuff! Isn't it neat?! Wouldn't you think Try all of column "B" my collections complete?! Wouldn't you think I'm I'm in the mood to help you dude the genie who has everything?! You ain't never had a friend like me

And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, so whether we are white or copper skinned... I want adventure in the great wide... Ever just the same, ever a surprise, though he's sitting here, watch Al disappear, right before your eyes, oh!

Yes!

Can you friends do this? Can you friends do that? can you friends do TAP?! Can you friends do this? Can you friends do that? Can your friends do abracadabra? Let her rip?

Give me a doggy bag; we're takin' it home!

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend (You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend) You ain't never (never!) Had a (had a!) Friend, like (a friend like) me! Never had a friend like me!

Did I abuse her Or show her disdain? Why does she run from me? If I should lose her, You know nothing of madness How shall I regain Till you're climbing her hair The heart she has won from me? And you see her up there AS you're nearing her, Agony! All the while hearing her: Beyond power of speech, Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- When the one thing you want Is the only thing out of your reach. Agony!

High in her tower, Misery! She sits by the hour, Maintaining her hair. Woe! Blithe and becoming and frequently humming A lighthearted air: Though it's different for each. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- Always ten steps behind- Agony! Far more painful than yours, Always ten feet below- When you know she would go with you If there only were doors. And she's just out of reach. Agony Agony! That can cut like a knife! Oh, the torture they teach! I must have her to wife What's as intriguing-

Or half so fatiguing-

As what's out of reach?

Am I not sensitive, Clever, Well-mannered, Considerate, Passionate, Charming, As kind as I'm handsome And heir to a throne?

You are everything maidens could wish for!

Then why no-?

Do I know?

The girl must be mad!

Run, freedom, run! Freedom, run away - Freedom, run away! Freedom, run away - My friends, you have to run run-a, run-a, run Freedom, run away! Freedom, run away! That freedom sun That freedom sun will shine someday That freedom sun 'Til then you better run run-a, run-a, run Will shine someday! Freedom, run away! ...Three four... I'm frightened! 'Til then you better Ooh, as well you should be. Freedom is scary. It's a Run, run-a-freedom run blast of cool wind that Run-a, run-a way! burns your face to wake you up. Run, freedom, run! Literally? Freedom, run away! Yes. My friends you There's a trickle of sweat - Have to run run-a, run-a, run Freedom, run away! The Poor There's a trick of sweat - Hallelujah! Drippin' in your ear - Hallelujah! Drippin' in your ear - Ahh... But still, you gotta run run-a, run-a, run Run, Hallelu! Freedom, run away! That freedom sun! Ah - run, run away! Freedom sun! Now, don't you fret Will shine someday! And never fear! Some sweet day! 'Til freedom's 'Til then you better Won, won-a, won-a, won Run, run-a, run-a, run Freedom, run away! Run-a, run-a run! Run, freedom, run! Hallelujah! There's a great big Cladwell on your tail! Freedom, run! Run, freedom, run! With the wind in your hair you'll run to freedom's glory! And he's put his henchmen on your trail! Freedom sun! Run, freedom, run! That freedom sun will shine all over your freedom I'm simply layin' out the facts for you story Great big Cladwell's makin' tracks for you I said freedom - Ain't no time to relax for you I said freedom - Run, freedom, run! I said freedom, run away! Run, freedom, run! Run, freedom, run! Run, freedom, run! Run, freedom! Run, freedom, run! Freedom, run away! Freedom, run away! Freedom, run away! Freedom, run away! My friends, you have to run run-a, run-a, run Freedom, run away!

De ar God, dear stars, dear trees, dear sky Now my eyes are open (my eyes are open) Dear peoples, dear everything Dear God Look what God has done

God is inside me and everyone else I don't think us feel old at all That was or ever will be I think this is the youngest us ever felt, yes I came into this world with God And when I finally looked inside Amen

I found it Just as close as my breath is to me

Rising (rising) (rising) Like the sun Is the hope that sets us free

Your heartbeat Make my heart beat

When we share love

Like a plate of corn Like a honeybee Like a waterfall

All a part of me

Like the color purple Where do it come from? Now my eyes are open Look what God has done

It take a grain of love (grain of love) To make a mighty tree (mighty tree) Even the smallest voice (smallest voice) Can make a harmony (harmony)

Like a drop of water (drop of water) In the river high (river high) There are miracles (there are miracles) For you and I (For you, and you and I)

Like a plate of corn (like a plate of corn) Like a honeybee (like a honeybee) Like a waterfall

All a part of me (all a part of me, yeah)

Like the color purple (like the color purple) Where do it come from (where do it come from)

I've learned to slam on the brake Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound? Before I even turn the key When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody Before I make the mistake around Before I lead with the worst of me Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound? When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody Give them no reason to stare around No slipping up if you slip away Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound? So I got nothing to share Did I even make a sound? No, I got nothing to say Did I even make a sound? It's like I never made a sound Step out, step out of the sun Will I ever make a sound? If you keep getting burned Step out, step out of the sun On the outside, always looking in Because you've learned, because you've learned Will I ever be more than I've always been? 'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass On the outside, always looking in Waving through a window Will I ever be more than I've always been? I try to speak, but nobody can hear 'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass So I wait around for an answer to appear I'm waving through a window While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass I try to speak, but nobody can hear Waving through a window, oh So I wait around for an answer to appear Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me? While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass I'm waving through a window, oh Is anybody waving? Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me? Waving, waving...

We start with stars in our eyes We start believing that we belong But every sun doesn't rise And no one tells you where you went wrong

Step out, step out of the sun If you keep getting burned Step out, step out of the sun Because you've learned, because you've learned

On the outside, always looking in Will I ever be more than I've always been? 'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass Waving through a window I try to speak, but nobody can hear So I wait around for an answer to appear While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass Waving through a window, oh Can anybody see, is anybody waving?

When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound? When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around

You can't stop an avalanche 'Cause you can't stop As it races down the hill The motion of the ocean You can try to stop the seasons, Or the rain from above But you know you never will You can try to stop the paradise And you can try to stop my dancin' feet We're dreamin' of But I just cannot stand still But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay Cause the world keeps spinnin' Cause you can't stop the beat! Round and round And my heart's keeping time You can't stop my happiness To the speed of sound 'Cause I like the way I am I was lost till I heard the drums And you just can't stop my knife and fork Then I found my way When I see a Christmas ham Cause you can't stop the beat So if you don't like the way i look Well, I just don't give a damn!

Ever since this old world began 'Cause the world keeps spinning A woman found out if she shook it 'Round and 'round She could shake up a man And my heart's keeping time And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it To the speed of sound The best that I can today I was lost til I heard the drums Cause you can't stop Then I found my way The motion of the ocean Or the sun in the sky 'Cause you can't stop the beat You can wonder if you wanna Ever since this old world began But I never ask why A woman found out if she shook it If you try to hold me down She could shake up a man I'm gonna spit in your eye and say And so I’m gonna shake and shimmy it That you can't stop the beat! The best that I can today

You can't stop a river 'Cause you can't stop As it rushes to the sea The motion of the ocean You can try to stop the hands of time Or the sun in the sky But you know it just can't be You can wonder if you wanna And if they try to stop us Seaweed, But i never ask why I'll call the N Double A C P And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say Cause the world keeps spinning That you cant stop the beat! Round and round And my heart's keeping time You can't stop today...No! To the speed of sound As it comes speeding down the track I was lost til I heard the drums Ooo ooo ooo, child, yes Then I found my way Child, yesterday is history Cause you can't stop the beat Be gone! Ever since we first saw the light And it's never coming back A man and woman liked to shake it Look ahead On a Saturday night 'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it And it don't know white from black With all my might today Yeah!

'Cause the world keeps spinning 'Round and 'round And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound I was lost til I heard the drums Then i found my way 'Cause you can't stop the beat

Ever since we first saw the light A man and woman liked to shake it On a Saturday night And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it And have some fun today Cause you can't stop The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above They can try to stop the paradise We're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay You can't stop the beat!

Ever since we first saw the sun A man and woman liked to shake it when the day is done And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it And have some fun today Cause you can't stop The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above They can try to stop the paradise We're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay You can't stop the beat!

You can't stop the beat! You can't stop the beat! You can't stop the beat! You can't stop the beat!

Once upon a time, there was a little ogre named Shrek, who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. And when they look at us, It was a pretty nasty they tend to make a fuss. place, but he was happy because ogres like nasty places. Burn our houses down.

On his birthday, the little ogre's parents sat him and chase us... down to talk, just as all ogre's parents had for hundreds of years before. Off our land.

Listen son, you're growing up so quickly, It's important that you find a cozy cesspit. Growing up, bigger by the day. A place no one would ever dare to tread. Although we want you here, The rules are very clear-- And if they happen by, make sure you terrify them. Now you're seven... If you don't, son... Now you're seven... If you don't, son... So it's time to go away. Then you'll surely wind up dead. Your Mama packed a sandwich for your trip. Good-bye! Your Papa packed your boots in case of snow. Good-bye! You're gonna make us proud. No backing up allowed. Watch out for men with pitch-forks!

Just keep walking... And so the little ogre went off and found a muddy patch of swampland, far, far away from the world Just keep walking... that despised him. And there he stayed for many years. Tucked away, and and you'll find somewhere to go. all alone...which was just the was he liked it.

It's a big bright beautiful world, Keep your big bright beautiful world. with happiness all around. I'm happy where I am, all alone. It's peaches and cream I got all I need, and every dream comes true... so read the stinkin' sign! But not for you. Keep your big bright beautiful world. It's a big, bright, beautiful world, I party on my own anyway. with possibilities everywhere. Doin' what I can And just around the bend, with a one-man conga line. there's a friend or two... But not for you. Yeah, your big bright beautiful world is all teddy bears and unicorns. You're ugly son, Take your fluffy fun, which means that life is harder. and shove it where the sun don't shine! People hate the things they cannot understand.

I prefer a life like this-- it's not that complicated. Sure, I'm fated to be lonely, and I'm destined to be hated. If you read the books, they say it's why I was created. But I don't care, 'cause being liked is grossly overrated. Who needs a big bright beautiful world? I got my own little patch of the world! It's not a big bright beautiful world, but it's mine! Alone!

It's mine! And it's mine! All mine!

The trouble with schools is Right on down to the Ozdust Ballroom They always try to teach the wrong lesson Come on Believe me, I've been kicked out Follow me Of enough of them to know You'll be happy to be there... They want you to become less callow Dancing Through Life Less shallow Down at the Ozdust... But I say: why invite stress in? Stop studying strife If only because dust And learn to live "the unexamined life"... Is what we come to

Dancing through life Nothing matters Skimming the surface But knowing nothing matters Gliding where turf is smooth It's just life... Life's more painless For the brainless So keep dancing through... Why think too hard? When it's so soothing Miss Galinda, I hope you'll save at least one dance Dancing through life for me. I'll be right here. Waiting. All night. No need to tough it When you can sluff it off as I do Oh-that's so kind. But you know what would be Nothing matters even kinder? But knowing nothing matters See that tragic'ly beautiful girl It's just life The one in the chair So keep dancing through... It seems so unfair We should go on a spree Dancing through life And not she Swaying and sweeping Gee- And always keeping cool I know someone would be my hero Life is fraught-less If that someone were When you're thoughtless To go invite her... Those who don't try Never look foolish Well maybe, I could invite her? Dancing through life Mindless and careless Oh, Biq, really? Make sure you're where less You would do that for me? Trouble is rife Woes are fleeting I would do anything for you Miss Galinda. Blows are glancing When you're dancing So... Through life... So-what's the most swankified place in town? So I'll be picking you up around eight?

That would be the Ozdust Ballroom. After all- Now that we've met one another Sounds perfect. Let's go down to the Ozdust Ballroom It's clear we deserve each other We'll meet there later tonight We can dance till it's light You're perfect... Find the prettiest girl... Give her a whirl You're perfect...

You do? So we're perfect together Born to be forever... It's because I'm in this chair Dancing Through Life... And you felt sorry for me Well isn't that right?

No! no! It's because... uh... because... Oh, Elphaba-Isn't it wonderful? Because you are so beautiful Fin'lly for this one night I'm about to have a fun night With this Munchkin boy Oh, Boq! I think you're wonderful! Galinda found for me And we deserve each other And I only wish there were Don't you see, this is our chance? Something I could do for her We deserve each other To repay her Don't we, Boq? Elphaba, see We deserve each other You know what? And Galinda helped it come true Let's dance! We deserve each other Me and Boq - What? Please, Elphaba, try to understand. Let's Dance! I do... Galinda, listen. Nessa and I were talking about you Dancing Through Life just now. Down at the Ozdust If only because dust And I was just talking about you. I thought you Is what we come to might want to wear this hat to the party tonight! And the strange thing: It's really-uh-sharp Your life could end up changing Don't you think? While you're dancing You know black is this year's pink Through! You deserve each other This hat and you You're both so smart You deserve each other So here Out of the goodness of my heart

Listen, Nessa

Yes?

Uh, Nessa. I've got something to confess, a Reason why, well- Why I asked you here tonight Now I know it isn't fair...

Oh, Boq. I know why.

Oh, oh, oh Don Lockwood: Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

I'm singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a glorious feelin' I'm happy again I'm laughing at clouds So dark up above The sun's in my heart And I'm ready for love Let the stormy clouds chase Everyone from the place Come on with the rain I've a smile on my face I walk down the lane With a happy refrain Just singin', Singin' in the rain

Dancin' in the rain Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah I'm happy again! I'm singin' and dancin' in the rain!

I'm dancin' and singin' in the rain...

[Annie:] Anything you can do I can do better [Annie:] I can hold any note longer than you I can do anything better than you [Frank:] No, you can't [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] No, you can't [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] No, you can't [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can! Yes, I can! [Annie:] Yes, I can! Yes, I can! [Frank:] No, you can't -- Yes, you cant

[Frank:] Anything you can be I can be greater [Frank:] Anything you can say I can say faster Sooner or later I'm greater than you [Annie:] I can say anything faster than you [Annie:] No, you're not [Frank:] Noyoucan't [Frank:] Yes, I am [Annie:] YesIcan [Annie:] No, you're not [Frank:] Noyoucan't [Frank:] Yes, I am [Annie:] YesIcan [Annie:] No, you're not [Frank:] Noyoucan't [Frank:] Yes, I am, yes I am [Annie:] YesIcan [Frank:] Noyoucan't [Frank:] I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge [Annie:] Yes, I can! Yes, I can! [Annie:] I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow [Frank:] I can live on bread and cheese [Frank:] I can jump a hurdle [Annie:] And only on that? [Annie:] I can wear a girdle [Frank:] Yes [Frank:] I can knit a sweater [Annie:] So can a rat [Annie:] I can fill it better [Frank:] I can do most anything [Annie:] Can you bake a pie? [Frank:] Any note you can reach I can go higher [Frank:] No [Annie:] I can sing anything higher than you [Annie:] Neither can I [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] I can sing anything sweeter than you [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] No, you can't [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] No, you can't [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Oh, yes, I can [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] No, you can't [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] Anything you can say I can say softer [Frank:] No, you can't, can't, can't [Annie:] I can say anything softer than you [Annie:] Yes, I can, can, can, can [Frank:] No, you can't [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can [Frank:] No, you can't [Annie:] Yes, I can! Yes, I can!

[Frank:] I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker [Annie:] I can do it quicker and get even sicker [Frank:] I can open any safe [Annie:] Without being caught? [Frank:] Chu bet! [Annie:] That's what I thought (you crook!)

[Frank:] Any note you can hold I can hold longer

Edelweiss, Edelweiss Every morning you greet me Small and white clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Edelweiss, Edelweiss Bless my homeland forever.

Edelweiss, Edelweiss Edelweiss, Edelweiss Every morning you greet me Small and white clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Edelweiss, Edelweiss Bless my homeland forever

My parents must have thought they had a crazy kid Suddenly I'm in the cockpit 'Cause I was one of those kids who always knew Suddenly I've got my wings what I wanted Suddenly all of those pilots protested me They took me down to the airport to see all the Well, they can get their own drinks planes departing Suddenly there's no one saying, "Stay grounded" Watching them fly something inside of me was Looking down passing them by starting Suddenly there's nothing in between me and the I was eight when I told them that I'd be a pilot sky

But I was too young and too short Suddenly I've got an all female crew And there were no female captains The news talked, it made headlines across the And my dad said, "be patient" he said, "just see world what happens" Suddenly it stopped But I took my first lesson came down from the sky No one saying, "You can't" or "You won't" And told my father I'd fly for the rest of my life Or "You know you're not anything 'cause you're a girl" And I got my first job flying for a mortician In a tiny bonanza, just a corpse and me Suddenly I'm getting married Five dollars an hour for flying dead bodies And we're putting pins on the map where we've I had to climb over their faces just to get to my seat flown Suddenly I am a mother And suddenly the wheels lift off And suddenly shocked at how much they've grown The ground is falling backwards Suddenly I'm wondering how my parents would feel I am suddenly alive Seeing me teaching men to be pilots 'Cause suddenly I am a senior instructor and Suddenly I'm in the cockpit somehow I'm 51 Suddenly everything's changed Suddenly I'm not too young or too short Suddenly I'm flying Paris to Dallas And the passengers in the back don't complain Across The Atlantic and feeling calm Suddenly I'm flying company charters When suddenly someone on air to air traffic says Suddenly everything's high "At 8:46 there's been a terrorist action" Suddenly there's nothing in between me and the And the one thing I loved more than anything was sky used as the bomb

American Airlines had the prettiest planes Suddenly I'm in a hotel So I applied as a flight engineer Suddenly something has died But the World War II pilots, they all complained Suddenly there's something in between me and the They said, "girls shouldn't be in the cockpit" sky "Hey lady, hey baby, hey! Why don't you grab us a drink?" And the flight attendants weren't my friends back then And they said, "Are you better than us, do you think?"

But I kept getting hired And the World War II crew, they retired And the girls all thought much higher of me 1986 the first female American captain in history

Close the window draw the curtain Hide of the bright light of the moon Hang the dresses ugly dresses No one like maroon

Wipe off all that stupid lipstick Return the earrings to their case Make-up wont make any difference It's still the same old face

Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny you believed that it was real *laughs* Pretty funny

All disasters have an upside You can find one if you tried You went dancing, you were dancing, you were dancing with a guy

Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny? Aren't you funny? Pathetically na've and desperate to believe

You can always find some good Well you misunderstood Or you've been dreaming 'Cause people are just cruel

Shut the light off turn the bed down No more crying don't you dare You'll wake up sometime tomorrow and forget to even care

Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny? For a moment he convinced me I could be pretty, funny

Try not to think Of a number of fish Try to behave If a fellow is patient Try not to think He might get his wish! I'll think of taking a bath And that's why I think in a drippy old tub, going That I'm not such a fool Plink, Plink, When I sit here and fish When I sit here and fish Plink, Plink. In McElligot's pool! But when I think of that plinkity plink It's possible. It's possible I see fish swimming by in a school It's possible Hey, maybe this tub is... Anything's McElligot's pool! Possible. It's possible. It's possible This might be a pool, It's possible Like I've read of in books, Anything's Connected to one of those underground brooks! Possible. An underground river It's possible... That starts here and flows Anything's Possible Right under this bathtub! And then- Who knows! It's possible! Anything's possible!

It might go along, Down where no one can see Right under state highway Two hundred and three! Right under the wagons! Right under the toes Of Mrs. Umbroso! ... Who's hanging out clothes! It's possible! Anything's possible.

This might be a river Now mightn't it be, Connecting McElligot's Pool with the sea! Then maybe some fish might be swimming... Swimming toward me!

Ah! Oo-wee-ee-ee-ee-ooh! It's possible! It's possible... Ah! Oo-wee-ee-ee-ee-ooh! It's possible It's possible...

Ahhhh

Oh, the sea is so full

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy, I'm like gonna cry, I got tears comin' out of my nose! MAD PROPS! He's Daughter of Delta Nu, Soon to be fiance, Now that the campus catch, a man chose you, Your life begins today. Make him a happy home, Waste not his hard-earned wage, You're a perfect match, 'Cause you both got such And so he does not roam, Strive not to look your great taste in clothes. Of course he will propose! age. Still in your hour of need, Let it be understood no man can supersede, Our sacred bond of Dear Elle, honey mazel tov, Future's taking off sisterhood. Omigod! Omigod you guy Bring that ring back and show it to me! Guys, she's not even here. Four carats, a princess cut, Are you psyched or what? I just wish I could be there to see, When he Bruiser, where is Elle? (Barks) She doesn't have an gets down on one knee! engagement outfit. (Barks) She's totally freaking out. (Barks) She's trapped in the old valley mill??!?! Omigod! Omigod you guys, Looks like Elle's gonna (Barks) O, woops, sorry. The Old Valley Mall! win the prize. If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies. Omigod you guys! Omigod this is OMIGOD! Dress Emergency! happening, Our own homecoming Queen and King. Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring Don't take the freeway! for size, Omigod you guys! Omigod! Hey, wait for me! Okay, everybody signed. Good now form a line and well start the engagement parade. It's almost there but this dress needs to seal the deal, make a grown man kneel, but it can't come Light candles in single file, Don't forget to smile. right out and say bride. Can't look like I'm Lose the gum Kate you look like the maid desperate, Or like I'm waiting for it, I gotta leave Warner his pride, So bride is more implied. Sorry! Now prepare to serenade! Shhh! Omigod! Omigod you guys! All this week I've had Omigod! Omigod you guys, Looks like Elle's gonna butterflies, Every time he looks at me it's totally win the prize. proposal eyes, Omigod you guys! So help me dress for my fairy tale, Can't wear something I bought on Shh! sale. Love is like forever, this is no time to economize. If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali Omigod you guys! Excuse me miss, have you seen Shh! this? It just came in. It's perfect for a blonde.

Omigod! You gu- Guys Im Serious! Right, with a half lip stitch on china silk?

Elle and Warner were meant to be! Uh-huh.

Not once ever has he hit on me! SHUT UP! But the thing is, you can't use a half lip stitch on china silk it'll pucker. And you didn't just get this in They're just like that couple from titanic, Only no cause I saw it in last May's Vogue. one dies. Omigod. Omigod you guys!. Im not about to buy Omigod! last year's dress at this year's price.

2, 3, 4 Elle saw right through that sales girls lies.

It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde. (sung) I may be in love, but I'm not stupid, lady I've got eyes.

Omigod! Elle Woods, sorry our mistake. Courtney take your break. Just ignore her she hasn't been well. Try this latest from Milan go on try it on. I take care of my best clientele. It's a gift from me to Elle!

Omigod! Omigod you guys! This one's perfect, and it's just my size! See dreams really do come true you never have to comprimise. Omigod!

Omigod! Omigod you guys! Let's go home before someone cries. If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies. Cause we love you guys.

No, I love you guys!

Omigod!

Omigod!

Omigod! you guys!

OMIGOD!

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston I'm espcially good at expectorating! Looking so down in the dumps Ptoooie! Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps Ten points for Gaston! There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you Ev'ry morning to help me get large And it's not very hard to see why And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs No one's slick as Gaston So I'm roughly the size of a barge! No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's Oh, ahhh, wow! For there's no man in town half as manly My what a guy, that Gaston! Perfect, a pure paragon! No one shoots like Gaston You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley Makes those beauts like Gaston And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Lefou and Chorus: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like No one's been like Gaston Gaston A king pin like Gaston I use antlers in all of my decorating! No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Say it again! Who's a man among men? My what a guy, that Gaston! And then say it once more Give five "hurrahs!" Who's that hero next door? Give twelve "hip-hips!" Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Gaston is the best Ask his fans and his five hangers-on And the rest is all drips There's just one guy in town Who's got all of it down... No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston And his name's G-A-S... T... In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! G-A-S-T-E... G-A-S-T-O... ohh, ow... For there's no one as burly and brawny GASTON!!!

As you see I've got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston

Look for the bare necessities I'll tell you something true The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your strife The bare necessities of life will come to you I mean the bare necessities Look for the bare necessities Old Mother Nature's recipes The simple bare necessities That bring the bare necessities of life Forget about your worries and your strife (yeah, man!) Wherever I wander, wherever I roam I mean the bare necessities I couldn't be fonder of my big home That's why a bear can rest at ease The bees are buzzin' in the tree With just the bare necessities of life To make some honey just for me (yeah!) When you look under the rocks and plants With just the bare necessities of life And take a glance at the fancy ants (yeah, man!) Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your strife I mean the bare necessities That's why a bear can rest at ease With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a paw-paw Or a prickly pear And you prick a raw paw Next time beware Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw When you pick a pear Try to use the claw But you don't need to use the claw When you pick a pear of the big paw-paw Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you They'll come to you!

Oh, man, this is really ... So just try and relax, yeah cool it Fall apart in my backyard 'Cause let me tell you something little britches If you act like that bee acts, uh uh You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around For something you want that can't be found When you find out you can live without it And go along not thinkin' about it

I'm trapped in a house so sad and lonely Come inside! On a street named Main, But you could call it Only. Good girl Winnie Foster Is it rude to say I'd volunteer Winnie For a day of fun just once a year. I'd fly the coop, if only I could. Every day, is a well behaved eleven But I've got a really bad case of being good. Come inside! I'd go find trouble, if there was some to get in. But some days, Ask a friend to play, I wanna raise, If I had one to let in. A little something more than heaven. Nana's rocker's sawing through the floor Every day like the one before, But some days, We lock ourselves behind that door. I wanna raise, Is it wrong to wish for something more? A little something more than heaven

Winnie why did your dress just croak?

Meet my new friend Toad! I found him by the fence.

Winnie you know better than that! Take that filthy thing outside where it belongs.

Yes mother.

Good girl Winnie Foster, every day, Is in bed at seven Good girl Winnie Foster, every day, Is a well behaved eleven But some days, I wanna raise, A little something more than heaven.

Well Toad, we blew it. But at least it got us out of the house.

Are you from the wood? I'm not allowed there. Big news, I know. I'm not allowed anywhere. Now here's your chance to disappear Go have fun, I'll be right here. Tied to a string, like a precious pearl It's a pretty tight leash for a really good girl Good girl Winnie Foster

Winnie!

Every day, is in bed at seven.

Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--

It means no worries for the rest of your days It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata! (Repeats)

Hakuna Matata? I say "Hakuna"

Yeah. It's our motto! I say "Matata"

What's a motto?

Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

Those two words will solve all your problems

That's right. Take Pumbaa here Why, when he was a young warthog...

When I was a young wart hog

Very nice

Thanks

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal He could clear the savannah after every meal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind And oh, the shame He was ashamed Thought of changin' my name What's in a name? And I got downhearted How did ya feel? Everytime that I...

Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids! Oh. Sorry

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!

Theodosia writes me a letter every day I'm keeping the bed warm while her husband is I am the one thing in life I can control away He's on the British side in Georgia Wait for it He's trying to keep the colonies in line Wait for it But he can keep all of Georgia Wait for it Theodosia, she's mine Wait for it

Love doesn't discriminate I am inimitable Between the sinners I am an original And the saints It takes and it takes and it takes Wait for it And we keep loving anyway Wait for it We laugh and we cry Wait for it And we break Wait for it And we make our mistakes And if there's a reason I'm by her side I'm not falling behind or running late When so many have tried Then I'm willing to wait for it Wait for it I'm willing to wait for it Wait for it Wait for it My grandfather was a fire and brimstone preacher Wait for it ([Men:] Preacher, preacher, preacher) But there are things that the I'm not standing still Homilies and hymns won't teach ya I am lying in wait ([Men:] Teach ya, teach ya, teach ya) My mother was a genius Wait ([Women:] Genius) Wait My father commanded respect Wait ([Men:] Respect, respect) When they died they left no instructions Hamilton faces an endless uphill climb Just a legacy to protect Climb Death doesn't discriminate Climb Between the sinners and the saints Climb It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep living anyway He has something to prove We rise and we fall He has nothing to lose And we break And we make our mistakes Lose And if there's a reason I'm still alive Lose When everyone who loves me has died Lose I'm willing to wait for it (wait for it) Lose I'm willing to wait for it Hamilton's pace is relentless Wait for it He wastes no time

Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it

Time Wait for it... Time Time Wait for it...

What is it like in his shoes? Wait...

Hamilton doesn't hesitate He exhibits no restraint He takes and he takes and he takes And he keeps winning anyway He changes the game He plays and he raises the stakes And if there's a reason He seems to thrive when so few survive, then Goddamnit

I'm willing to wait for it (wait for it, wait for...) I'm willing to wait for it...

Life doesn't discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep living anyway We rise and we fall and we break And we make our mistakes And if there's a reason I'm still alive When so many have died Then I'm willin' to

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

I closed my eyes Drew back the curtain To see for certain What I thought I knew Far, far away Someone was weeping But the world was sleeping Any dream will do

I wore my coat With golden lining Bright colors shining Wonderful and new And in the east The dawn was breaking And the world was waking Any dream will do

A crash of drums A flash of light My golden coat Flew out of sight The colors faded into darkness I was left alone

May I return To the beginning? The light is dimming And the dream is too The world and I We are still waiting Still hesitating Any dream will do

A crash of drums A flash of light My golden coat Flew out of sight The colors faded into darkness I was left alone

May I return To the beginning? The light is dimming And the dream is too The world and I We are still waiting Still hesitating Any dream will do

I am what you want me to be, I am so alive, And I'm your worst fear And I'll tell you the truth You'll find it in me. If you let me try. Come closer... Come closer... You're alive, I'm alive, I am more than memory And I'll show why I am what might be, I'm alive... I am mystery. So alive... You know me So show me. I'm alive I'm right behind you. When I appear it's You say forget, Not so clear if But I remind you. I'm a simple spirit You can try to hide, Or I'm flesh and blood... You know that I will find you. 'Cause if you won't grieve me But I'm alive, You won't leave me behind... I'm alive, I am so alive, Ah, ah, ah, And I feed on the fear Whoa, oh, oh, That's behind your eyes. Whoa, oh, oh... No, no, no And I need you I'm alive, To need me I'm alive, It's no surprise I am so alive, I'm alive... If you climb on my back, So alive... Then we both can fly. I'm alive. If you try to deny me I am flame and I am fire, I'll never die I am destruction, I'm alive... Decay and desire So alive... I'll hurt you... I'm alive... I'll heal you... Yeah, yeah... I'm alive... I'm your wish, I'm alive... Your dream come true, I'm alive... And I am your darkest I'm alive! Nightmare too I've shown you... I own you.

And though you made me, You can't change me I'm the perfect stranger Who knows you too well.

And I'm alive, I'm alive,

If you change your mind And it ain't no lie I'm the first in line If you put me to the test Honey I'm still free If you let me try Take a chance on me Take a chance on me If you need me (come on, give me a break will ya) Let me know Take a chance on me Gonna be around If you got no place to go Oh you can take your time baby When you're feeling down I'm in no hurry If you're all alone I know I'm gonna get you When the pretty birds have flown You don't wanna hurt me Honey I'm still free Baby don't worry Take a chance on me I ain't gonna let you Gonna do my very best Let me tell you now And it ain't no lie My love is strong enough If you put me to the test To last when things are rough If you let me try It's magic Take a chance on me You say that I waste my time (that's all I ask of you honey) But I can't get you off my mind Take a chance on me No I can't let go 'cause I love you so We can go dancing We can go walking If you change your mind As long as we're together I'm the first in line Listen to some music Honey I'm still free Maybe just talking Take a chance on me You'd get to know me better If you need me 'cause you know I've got Let me know So much that I wanna do Gonna be around When I dream I'm alone with you If you got no place to go It's magic When you're feeling down You want me to leave it there If you're all alone Afraid of a love affair When the pretty birds have flown But I think you know Honey I'm still free That I can't let go Take a chance on me Gonna do my very best If you change your mind Baby can't you see I'm the first in line Gotta put me to the test Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me Take a chance on me If you need me Let me know Gonna be around If you got no place to go When you're feeling down If you're all alone When the pretty birds have flown Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me Gonna do my very best

Hey! That's my cigar! Who's also blind- You'll steal anudder. And mute- Hey, look, it's bath time at the zoo! And dead! I thought that I'd surprise my mother. Summer stinks and winters freezing If you can find her. When you works outdoors

Who asked you?! Start out sweatin, End up sneezin' From Bottle Alley to the harbor In between it pours! There's easy pickin's guaranteed Try any banker, bum, or barber Still it's a fine life, They almost all knows how to read! Carrying the banner with me chums, A bunch of big shots, It's a crooked game we're playing, Tossin' out a freebie to the bums. One we'll never lose. Long as suckers don't mind paying, Hey, what's the hold up, Just to get bad news! Sitting makes me antsy I likes livin' chancey Aint it a fine life Carrying the banner through it all Harlem to Delancey, A mighty fine life, What a fine life Carrying the banner tough and tall Carrying the banner through the... When the bell rings, We goes where we wishes, Blessed children, We's as free as fishes Though you wander lost and depraved, Sure beats washing dishes Jesus loves you, What a fine life, You shall be saved Carrying the banner home-free all! (Next two verses simultaneously) Hey, Crutchie! What's your leg say? Gonna rain? Curdled coffee, Concrete donuts sprinkled with mold Uhh, no rain. Homemade biscuits Oh-ho! Partly cloudy, clear by evening! Just two years old

Ha! Just gimme half a cup. And the limp sells fifty papes a week, Something to wake me up. all by itself! I gotta find an angle It's gettin' bad . Ah, I don't need the limp to sell papes. Papers is all I got. I got poisonality! It's eighty-eight degrees. (Sung) Jack says to change my spot. It takes a smile that spreads like butter, Wish I could catch a breeze The kind that turns a lady's head. Maybe it's worth a shot. All I can catch is fleas. It takes an orphan with a stutter,

If I hate a headline Always out there, I'll make up the headline Carrying the banner!

And I'll say anything I have'ta Got a feelin' bout the headline! 'Cause at two for a penny I smells me a headline! Papes are gonna sell If I take too many Like we was givin' them away! Weasel just makes me eat 'em afta'! Bet'ya dinner it's a doozy (Next two verses simultaneously) 'Bout a pistol-packin' floozy, Don't know any better way Got a feelin' bout the headline! To make a Newsie's day! I smells me a headline! I was stakin' out the circus, Papes are gonna sell And then someone said Like we was givin' them away! That Coney's really hot Bet'ya dinner it's a doozy But when I got there 'Bout a pistol-packin' floozy, There was Spot, Who knows how to make a Newsie's day! With all his cronies, Heck, I'm gonna take what little dough I got I do, too! And play with the ponies! So it must be true! We at least deserves a headline What a switch! For the hours that they work us Soon we'll all be rich! Jeez, I bet if I just stayed Don't know any better way to A little longer at the circus... Make a Newsie's day! But we'll be out there You wanna move the new edition?! Carrying the banner man to man! Give us an earthquake or a war! We're always out there, Soakin' every sucker that we can! How 'bout a crooked politician? Here's the headline: Newsies on a mission! Ya nitwit, that ain't news no more! Kill the competition! Uptown to Grand Central Station Sell the next edition! Down to City Hall We'll be out there We improves our circulation Carrying the banner! Walkin' till we fall See us out there, Carrying the banner! (The next two are sung together ) Always out there, Carrying the banner! But we'll be out there Ahh, ahh, ahh, go! Carrying the banner man to man! We're always out there, Soakin' every sucker that we can! Here's the headline: Newsies on a mission! Kill the competition! Sell the next edition! We'll be out there Carrying the banner! See us out there, Carrying the banner!

I love Sidney and Marlowe and often I borrow I love that you feel the same way I do Their words to express how I feel And I love I love poems of mystery, fantasy, history Oh, what seductive appeal At night, alone in my bedroom You know that I love Satisfying my need You know that I love The candlelight fire ignites my desire To read Me too

Oh Every time I hear a perfect rhyme I get all tingly Because I know That to find a perfect rhyme is not an easy thing-ly

I love the places that words let me go I love the way that your words move me so No words have touched me the way that yours do And I love—

You are really doing something to me, Mr. Poetry Man Oh, forgive me, I never get to discuss poems in this way (Oh, it's ok, I just never knew that poetry could affect someone the way it affects me) Me neither

It's the end-all, the be-all, oh, you oughta see all

The books that I have on my shelf (Me too!) (I find pleasure perusing those writings and musings) (So often I pleasure myself) (Wait, that didn't sound right) No, I know what you mean When I'm deep in the throes of impassionate prose I could scream

You scream? (Yeah) So do I! AHH!

Oh I love a lilting line of lyrical alliteration (Who doesn't love alliteration?) And then I'm like "woah" When the phrases come together like a consummation (It's sweet elation)

I love the places that words let me go I love the way that your words move me so

I'm limited I ask forgiveness Just look at me For the things I've done, you blame me for I'm limited And just look at you you can do all I couldn't do But then, I guess we know Glinda There's blame to share So now it's up to you For both of us And none of it seems to matter anymore Now it's up to you Like a comet pulled from orbit I've heard it said As it passes the sun That people come into our lives for a reason Like a stream that meets a boulder Bringing something we must learn Halfway through the wood And we are led To those who help us most to grow Like a ship blown from its mooring If we let them By a wind off the sea And we help them in return Like a seed dropped by a skybird Well, I don't know if I believe that's true In the wood (Harmony over Glinda) But I know I'm who I am today Because I knew you... Who can say if I've been Like a comet pulled from orbit Changed for the better? As it passes a sun I do believe I have been Like a stream that meets a boulder Changed for the better Halfway through the wood Who can say if I've been changed for the better? And because I knew you... But because I knew you I have been changed for good Because I knew you...

It well may be Because I knew you... That we will never meet again I have been changed for good... In this lifetime So let me say before we part So much of me Is made of what I learned from you You'll be with me Like a handprint on my heart And now whatever way our stories end I know you have re-written mine By being my friend... Like a ship blown from its mooring By a wind off the sea Like a seed dropped by a skybird In a distant wood Who can say if I've been changed for the better? But because I knew you

Because I knew you

I have been changed for good

And just to clear the air