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Thursday, September 17, 1987 The University of Wisconsin—Milwaukee Volume 32, Number 4 'Expert' reasons for tuition hikes diverse, numerous percent tuition hike in the next "Everybody got their fine arts forecast, the department —in re­ Bennett said of the record $308 by Michael Mathias budget compared to a four building, their gymnasium, the cent years a severe critic of col­ billion the nation will spend on percent jump in inflation, but science building," he said. lege spending — also noted this. all levels of education this year. ven though tuition for a UW indicated that UW System costs College costs also have been year's higher education costs "We know what makes for a System education may not are rising. increasing at a staggering rate represent a seven percent jump good education. The generous Ebe increased above the rate "There are legitimate reasons nationwide. since 1986-'87. investment is there. It's time we of inflation when the Legislature for the increases," Fowler said. Students, parents, state legisla­ Announcing the forecast last started getting a much better re­ takes up the 1988-'89 budget "Maintenance costs went up and tures and the federal government week, Secretary of Education turn on that investment" next year, college costs still are there had to be increases to help will spend $124 billion on higher William Bennett argued the ex­ Bennett's numbers, however, rising around the country and ex­ meet faculty catch-up." education this year, or $14,924 pense of higher education does contradict another report re­ perts disagree on why. Fowler noted that in the 1960s for each full-time student, ac­ not justify the return. leased last week by Research As­ Don Fowler, director of the and earlier '70s, the state author­ cording to the U.S. Department "The American people have sociates of Washington, a private Higher Educational Aids Board, ized building orders for "almost of Education. made a tremendous financial said he was planning for a five whole campuses." In its annual back-to-school commitment to education," Turn to page 5

—Post photo by Jeffrey Phelps r\A i->/-»r+i*~»ULMUUInI r\iUI thilloc emai3IIICUlI t~rr\\Kir\ciuwu ati thlilot Iv^vviv l\A/K^i snrrpJVJV»V.CrI matrIIICIIV.IhI \A/cHrif»Qrla\vvcuiicsuay/ K.CJJL uiy vJr\11U IIr\I nlgo aai nI ifternoon-long drizzle and saw UWM win, 10-2. Public hearing at UWM to focus on regent opposition 1983 legislation providing for by Lisa Lien the position. Jarvis, 26, was appointed to he outcome of next week's the two-year post by Gov. student regent confirmation Tommy Thompson in June and Thearings will impact the would be the second student to lives of every UW System hold the position. A graduate student, State Rep. David student in taxation at UWM, Clarenbach said Wednesday. Jarvis graduated from UW- "It's that important," said Madison in 1983 with a Clarenbach (D-Madison). "What bachelor's degree in accounting. is at stake is directly related to He entered UWM in June 1986 the life and education of each and expects to complete his student." degree in May 1989. Senate Education Committee United Council, the state hearings on the appointment of student lobby, announced it John Jarvis to the student seat would oppose the nomination in on the System Board of Regents June. UC officials termed Jarvis are slated to begin Monday at unqualified for the seat, pointing UWM. Committee members will to his lack of experience with decide whether to approve the student government and issues. nomination based on testimony Clarenbach said the student —Post photo by Dave Kallmann at the public sessions. seat was based on the concept of In addition to the pressure of homework and family (11-month-old son Cory is pictured at right), The hearings are vitally shared governance, intended to Renee Birch is now faced with a cut in her Aid to Families with Dependent Children benefits. important because future tuition give students a direct voice in the increases, enrollment cuts and policy-making process. other issues could hinge on who Student interests are at stake represents students on the board, State AFDC cuts cause difficulties said Clarenbach, author of the Turn to page 7 by Michael Szymanski THURSDAY enee Birch went without food some days INSIDE last spring to afford the two most important NEWS FOCUS things in her life — staying in school and R Planned Parenthood: Fam­ feeding her 11-month-old son. State welfare cuts, however, are compensated Birch, 22, receives welfare and food stamps, for by increases in the federally funded food ily planning agencies face loss of but when she enrolled at UWM last spring, a stamp program. A single parent and one child funds. page 3 welfare caseworker warned her that the student receiving $467 in AFDC for August will get Bulimia: New study disputes ex­ loan she needs for day care would disqualify her $440 after the cut and an $8 food stamp tent of eating disorders among col­ eligibility for food stamps. increase. lege students pages "It's hard to concentrate on your school work But Christine McDonald, 21, another single if you've got a hungry child and you're hungry," mother and full- time UWM student, will not Soccer: De Paul scores two for Birch said. receive her compensation because her student Panthers as UWM breezes to 10-2 Now Birch, a returning full-time UWM loan prevents her from receiving food stamps. victory. Sports, page 11 student, faces a six percent cut in her Aid to McDonald describes welfare as a vicious cycle Families with Dependent Children payments. and welfare cuts as an addition to the cycle that Arts page 9 Gov. Tommy Thompson's proposal to cut is straining her ability to stay in school and AFDC payments, which took effect Sept. 1, also become independent. Hearings: Jarvis defends his Editorials - page 12 affects about 38,000 other recipients living qualifications for spot on Board of Re­ below the poverty level in Milwaukee County. Turn to page 6 gents, page 7 Crossword page 17 Page 2 The UWM Post Thursday, September 17, 1987 University Briefs

cently instituted an income- sachusetts suspended three stu­ Constitution bash Loan defaults spur crackdown contingent program that dents involved in a black-white reorganizes loan payments student brawl. set for Saturday Washington, D.C. — Despite $2.8 billion loan program based on a borrower's income. "We have not forgotten or an aggressive campaign to The problem., said depart­ Borrowers with certain low- put the issue behind," accord­ The U.S. Constitution will be track down people who aren't ment spokeswoman Victoria paying careers, such as teach­ ing to a University official. celebrated with a series of repaying their student loans, Tripp, is that defaulters think ers in poor regions, will have The school will train its 400- events beginning at 10 a.m., the federal government will "the federal government is an their debts "forgiven" if they member dormitory staff to en­ Saturday, Sept. 19 at the First have to pay off $1.5 billion easy touch." qualify. force civility, and Afro-Ameri­ Unitarian Society Church, worth of defaulted Guarenteed But Mary Preston of the Unit­ The program, however, cur­ can Studies Professor Julius 1009 E. Ogden Ave. Student Loans during the 1988 ed States Student Association rently is only in a pilot stage, Lester is developing courses The event will feature a lec­ fiscal year, the Office of Man­ said, "That's a pretty simple and prospective problems with about the history of racism. ture by Carol Lynn Tebben, a agement and Budget estimated analysis." it kept the vast majority of Officals at the campus plan to professor at UW-Parkside, on last month. Economic hardships, poor campuses from applying to join beef-up campus security during the women's movement and The amount represents a 25 student financial counseling the pilot program. the week of Oct 27, the anni­ the Constitution as well as a lec­ percent increase over the cur­ and rigid loan procedures force To recoup some of its losses, versary of last year's incident ture by William Urbrock, a pro­ rent fiscal year, which ends some borrowers to default on Tripp said Washington will try "There could be some reac­ fessor at UW-Oshkosh on "Jef­ Sept 30. their student loans, Preston "to send the signal that the fed­ tion to the event" said Larry ferson, Religious Liberty and The payoffs — made to the said. eral government is no longer an Moneta, associate director for the First Amendment" banks that actually lent the "There are definitely abuses, easy touch." residence education. "We may Participants will also get a money to the students — typi­ but a lot of people are having a have some trouble." chance to "interview" such his­ cally happen when the banks lot of trouble paying back Incidents prompt During the 1986-*87 school torical characters as Benjamin are unable to to collect the loans," Preston said. "The gov­ year, racial incidents occurred Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, money. ernment needs to work with stand on racism at the University of Maryland- James Madison, Benjamin U.S. Dept. of Education offi­ them." Amherst, Mass. — One of Baltimore County, The Citadel, Rush and Abagail Adams. cials note the $1.5 billion "We've tried in every way we the most notorious of last Southern California, Michigan The event is free and open to they're paying off in bad loans can," Tripp replied. school year's nationwide cam­ State, Columbia, Michigan, the public. For further informa­ consumes more than half its The government, she said, re­ pus racial incidents came Sept Baylor, Tulane, Oklahoma tion, call the church at 542- 2 when the University of Mas­ State and Northern Illinois. 4343. Corrections ST. MARTIIYS THRIFT STORE J. ©AST GARBEN The caption underneath the photo on page one of Tuesday's Post misidentified the Chinese New/Used Wearing Apparel Chinese restaurant official at the table Yang Kong- zhang was pictured. for Men, Women and Children. One of the Top 25 Restaurants in Judge Frederick Kessler came Milwaukee this year. in third behind Orville Pitts and NEW NAME BRAND The Finest Dining & Lunch Buffet Jim Moody in the 1982 race for specializing in Szechuan. Hunan, the Democratic nomination for MEN'S SUITS — $30&UP ft Cantonese & Peking food. the 5th Congressional district seat. NEW WOMEN'S DESIGNER Weekdays Buffet Lunch $4.45 A headline in Tuesday's Post Sundav Buffet Lunch $6.25 might have been misleading. The SWEATERS — $5 UWM School of Business 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Administration is proposing to the Board of Regents a $1 AND MORE! Information & Carry Out 962-7460 million plan to improve its Corner of Holton & Locust Streets 3600 N. Oakland Ave. Shorewood curriculum.

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ifferences of philosophy between the roles of pub­ D lic and private sectors in youth job creation emerged among five mayoral candidates Wednesday in the second of three forums involving city is­ sues. — Post photo by Dave Schwabe Focusing on the topic youth Members of Milwaukee social conscience groups protested an appearance by a CIA representative on campus Tuesday. and family issues, the candidates addressed education and job cre­ ation for Milwaukee's youth with ideas ranging from volunteerism CIA official defines how "leaders" are chosen and alliances to having the city develop a larger jobs program. marched around the mall in costumes everyone aspires to some form of leadership by Lisa Joanis depicting world dictators and evil secret in their lives. agents. "(But) are leaders born with a superior set Lobbyist Dennis Conta, 47. a he Iran-Contra scandal and this sum­ Concentrating on how the CIA assesses of tools, or are they just common people mayoral candidate in 1980, said mer's congressional hearings have dam­ leadership characteristics, Boatner stressed thrust into uncommon situations?" she asked. he would rely on the resources aged the CIA's reputation around the and dedication of Milwaukee's T the necessity of examining more than When the CIA assesses personal world, Helene Boatner, a leadership analyst volunteer community ... to individual personality. characteristics of potential leaders, values, for the Central Intelligence Agency, said social orientation, work ethics and career compliment federal programs. Tuesday at UWM. Likening leaders to sailboats, she said Conta pointed to last week's neither functioned on their own power: history are all taken into consideration, Boatner said. announcement by the Greater Boatner, a CIA official since 1963, directs sailboats need wind, water and waves to Milwaukee Committee of a the CIA Offices of Leadership Analysis in utilize power, while leaders need followers. The CIA educates US leaders on the mentor "one-on-one" volunteer Washington DC She made her comments at About 100 people came to watch Boatner culture of foreign counterparts because, they effort. The program would the first lecture in a series of talks on world who declined to comment on the Reagan "can't understand foreign leaders without involve business and community leadership. administration but made general remarks understanding some of their culture," leaders "adopting" a child who is Boatner was greeted at the Fine Arts concerning Soviet Leader Mikhal Gorbachev Boatner said. having problems in school. Lecture Hall by about a dozen protesters and glasnost, or openness, Gorbachev's plan "The world definitely needs better leader­ carrying signs and handing out anti-CIA for social reform. ship skills, the potential is there, but in some Turn to page 13 literature. Earlier in the day, protesters Boatner told the audience that virtually cases it is being wasted."

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College Press Service System exceeds reduction goals Schroeder said, "The problem is due to course eports of the bulimia epidemic among college-age women by Dave Karrels are inaccurate, according to a new study. .availibility. We have expanded our remedial prog­ A 1981 survey at one college reported bulimia affected as rams in English and Math, to help out the freshmen R W student enrollment is down four percent and sophmores. Unfortunately, there is a serious many as 19 percent of the women on campus, and at least one popular magazine suggested that half the women on campuses from last year, and is actually under the stu­ problem in upper-course availiblity in the Business, suffer from eating disorders, according to a report in the journal U dent cuts prescribed by the UW System Archeticture, Engineering, and Economics Depart­ of the American Medical Association. Board of Regents. ments." This year's enrollment, according to Beth Schroeder also said, "We are turning students However, recent research conducted at the University of Weckmueller, director of admissions and executive away, since we don't have the faculty. We don't Pennsylvania indicates that only about 1.3 percent of female associate registrar, was 24,938 students on Sept. have intsructor quality to serve the student needs." students and 0.1 percent of male students actually fit the clinical 11. Last year at this time, there were 25,725 stu­ diagnosis of bulimia, or binge-purge syndrome. dents attending UWM. "What we found is that a very significant number of people Enrollment at UW-Madison is also down, accord­ Reason for hikes disputed who respond to these surveys are those who are interested in ing to Admissions Director Dave Vincent. There are From page 1 eating behaviors, and that group tends to over emphasize," said 42,641 students attending classes there this year, David E. Schotte, an assistant professor of psychology at the compared to 44,584 last year —a 4.4 percent drop. research group that studies higher public education. Chicago Medical School. The regents targeted UWM enrollment for this According to Research Associates head Kent "For instance, many report that they fast frequently. On follow year at 25,365. The enrollment is currently below Halstead, it costs public colleges and universities up, we found this to mean that some skip a meal occasionally," this number by 627 students. However, John H. only four percent more than last year to educate its Schotte said. Schroeder, acting vice chancellor for academic af­ students, an increase "similar to that of many fairs projects an enrollment of 25,365 by the end of "Others characterized an eating binge as eating a large bag of industries." the term. potato chips while studying, while bulimics tend to consume Halstead concluded public campuses "remain as thousands and thousands of calories at one time, often in secret, Minority enrollment at UWM has stayed relatively productive as other sectors" of the economy. followed by self-induced vomiting," he said. stable, according to Weckmueller. Black enrollment He compliments campus officials for keeping Schotte co-authored the Journal report with Dr. Albert is at 1,448 this year, down 5 percent from 1,531 costs down even while state and local governments Stunkard of the University of Pennsylvania. last year. American Indian enrollment has stayed at allocated "a seriously declining share of their tax 176 students, while Hispanic enrollment has in­ revenue budgets to public higher education — 8.1 Stunkard said the most important factor the researchers used creased 8 percent to 516 students from 477 last percent in 1986-1987 compared to the recent peak to differentiate between bulimia and bulimic behavior was year. of 9.2 percent in 1980-'81." whether the respondents purged their systems after eating — A popular myth on why enrollment is down this Education costs per student doubled in the last especially if a laxitive was used. year is that of increased standards in admission pro­ nine years, from $2,554 in 1977-78 to $5,035 in "That's where the great drop-off between our survey and cedures. This is not true. The standard admission 1986-'87, while tuition during the 1986-'87 school others come," he said. policy will not change until 1990, according to the year rose just 4.4 percent, the lowest increase in tui­ latest undergraduate bulletin. tion revenues in a decade, Halstead reported. LOOD DRIVE BctureThis: SEPT. 21 WISCONSIN ROOM 20% Off Every 10:00-3:30 SEPT. 22 SANDBURG FLICKS Fbster&Frame 10:00-4:00

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From page 1 cause every dollar is accounted than $800 a month . . . and I re­ for. It's sad." fuse to live in a roach-infested "Because I didn't get child care "Because I didn't get child care assistance To financially absorb the wel­ home." assistance through Title XX, (a through Title XX, I had to take out a student loan to fare budget cuts, both Birch and Welfare not only brings finan­ free day care program) I had to pay for day care. Then they cut my food stamps." McDonald are looking for less cial difficulties and a lower self- take out a student loan to pay —Christine McDonald expensive housing, something esteem to college students, ac­ for day care, " McDonald said. they say will be hard to find. cording to Birch and McDonald, "Then they cut my food stamps." Birch said she has no choice, it also brings what they called so­ "They (students on AFDC) "Twenty-seven dollars doesn't but to move into a home with a ciety's stereotyping. Director of the Wisconsin Bu­ may say, 'What's going on here. I seem like a lot of money to a lot divorced woman who already "One caseworker told me reau of Economic Assistance am attempting to take myself off of people, but when you are on has two children. some taxpayers are going with­ John Erickson said that the welfare by attending school,' and welfare every dollar counts," McDonald, who is yet to find a out an education to pay for our federally regulated food stamp they need to be commended for Birch said. "I never go out danc­ home, said, "I've tried govern­ 'free ride,'" McDonald said. program counts student loans as that," Aikin said. "But they don't ing or to the movies . . . it's em­ ment housing, but there's a five "I'm not a charity case," she income. need food stamps because barrassing when a friend calls to year waiting list and they won't said. "I just need a little push "There's absolutely no chance (financial aid) money is intended ask you out and you can't be­ take anyone with an income less of compensation through the for living expenses. state for food stamps lost due to a student loan," Erickson said. "From the taxpayer's point of Jeff Aikin, a spokesman for the view it's double dipping because Department of Health and Hu­ they're receiving money from man Services, said that although two sources for one purpose," he if y00 BOUGHT A BOOH M0 B0H1 HUB he finds it difficult to categorize a added. loan as income, the federal gov­ Without food stamps, the 6 ernment considers some student percent cut in AFDC translates grants and loans as income when into significant life changes for determining food stamp awards. Birch and McDonald. BfflataW BRING EAST KIKO's LOUNGE Brenda Smith Now Appearing with the BACK JERRY WEITZER TRIO Bob Siegel, Bass Mike Schlick, Drums Top 40, 50's & 60's& Show Tunes For A Refund! Every Wednesday, Friday & Saturday, 9pm to 1:30am We will give you a refund for ALL YOU CAN EAT MEXICAN BUFFET textbooks you return through SERVIED EVERY DAY 11am to 9pm Lunch $4.50 Dinner $575 SATURDAY, SCPttAIBi* /M Also Serving Full Menu Open Daily 11am to 3am; Sat. 'til 4:30am All RCfVNDS must be accom­ 2022 E. North Avenue Farwell & North panied by a cash register 276-6330 Books purchased new must be free of any markings. Covers and pages may not be torn or bent in Do your duds any way. at the If you discover your textbook is defective, we will replace or re­ "Newest/Funnest/Largest fund it. Please bring it in as Laundromat in Milwaukee' soon as you notice the defect. WHY SATURDAY. S£PT6MB£R mil?

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Tommy Thompson's appointments of Jarvis and But because most students are not involved in two other nominees to the UW System Board of campus governments, it is imperative to appoint Regents. someone with an extensive knowledge of the Jarvis, 26, a UWM graduate student in taxation, System and issues who can be an effective policy was appointed to a two-year term as student board maker, according to Rep. David Clarenbach (D- member in June. Madison). The appointment immediately drew criticism "Students, because of course loads and part-time from student government leaders who contend jobs, generally don't have the luxury of being Jarvis does not represent student views and lacks diverted with student politics," said Clarenbach, experience with student government and issues. author of legislation that created the regent position United Council, the state student lobby, launched in 1985. "This appointment flies in the face of the » John Jarvis answered questions for a reporter Wednesday. its opposition to the nomination in July, signaling legislative intent of the seat. Systemwide debate of Jarvis' qualifications and the "Thompson fought creation of the student Editor's note: role of a student regent. position while in the Assembly. He makes fun of the < Below are excerpts from an interview Wednesday in which student UC's efforts have been marked by press intent of the bill with this nomination. . . . It's regent appointee John Jarvis discussed his qualifications and conferences, strongly-worded resolutions and, indicative of his lack of commitment to respond to * philosophies with the UWM Post letters to legislators maintaining that Thompson's student needs," Clarenbach said. , On his qualifications: regent choice "does not identify with the average The Senate committee also must confirm the What m do for students is listen. The major qualification I see that a student regent or any regent student view." appointments of Albert O. Nicholas, of Hartland, « must have is to give forth the effort... and give 100 percent Thompson and Jarvis have said that although 'and Enroll B. Davis, president of Wisconsin Power IVe been around campuses a lot, maybe even more than a lot of students. I know how hard it is, experience in student government is an asset for a and Light Co. to seven-year terms on the board. ' and what it's like to support yourself and attend school And it hasn't been that long since I was a « freshman Student government experience is an asset that could be beneficial to being on the board. At the Regent opposition expected here r same time, i don't think it's a necessity. My broad perspective is a unique qualification. Coming from two universities, working for a while and being a teaching assistant give me that perspective From page 1 Czarnezki moved to delay the position." ' Student government leaders can be involved, HI be looking for their help on a lot of issues. Not hearings on the appointment Schenian, a UW-Madison law everybody can be an expert in everything — something I realized a long time ago.... I cant be in making the appointment until September to give students student whose term as regent afraid to ask for help. because the decisions made by time to voice concerns. ended in May, is remaining on the * On student issues: the board are integral to Regardless of the hearings' board until a new nominee is I don't have any major crusade issues right now. Yes, there are minority issues, tuition, of course. approved. * ... I don't need a fixed agenda — I just need to be open-minded. students' being able to afford and outcome, cooperation between , The minority issue has been hit hard for a very good reason. The retention of minority students attend System campuses, he students and the governor will be Student participation in the and faculty has been a problem. I don't know exactly the right road to go on... but I would like to said. severely damaged by the confirmation hearings will impact » get involved in minority issues. "Appointing anyone who lacks controversy that has followed committee members' decisions, Another issue that has come about is the self-governance issue... if student governments feel that firm commitment would Jarvis' appointment, according to Czarnezki said. If few students ' they want self-governance more well-defined, I'll look into it violate the intent of the law," he John Schenian, the first student attend and testify at the On opposition to his appointment: said. "To appoint someone who to serve as regent. proceedings, members will "get United Council has done a good job lobbying against (my) appointment Their minds have been is not interested in representing Because UC and other student the message that students don't r made up and I think they feel the door has been closed on them. Pm trying to assure them thaf s not students to the full extent is leaders have actively opposed really care." the case, but my voce has not been heard.... subterfuge of the worst kind." the nomination, Thompson in Committee members will * I'm optimistic I will get the appointment, and then they'll realize the door has not been closed.... If The student regent is crucial to some ways has been "politically watch how important the they don't want to work together,they'l l be hurting students. the System because only the embarrassed" and may be more position is to students and will be I hope they stick to the issue of qualifications. If students are interested in opposing me for the student can bring such a unique reluctant to work with students, less interested in who is , sake of opposing a (Gov. Thompson) nominee, then thaf s something unfair.... If I'm not qualified in perspective, said Sen. Joseph he said. appointed if students appear the eyes of the Senate Education Committee, then I want tohea r it Czarnezki, chair of the "I'm very concerned about uninterested, he said. t On the role of student regent: The committee will discuss the The student regent has a very specific responsibility — the main purpose is to get the student committee. what the future of the position * voice heard on the board. But at the same time, the student is a regent with the responsibility to do "It is the only position charged will be," Schenian said. nomination at a Sept. 30 l whaf s best for the University — isn't that what's best for students? You have to took at everything. expressly with representing "Politically, it's now a partisan meeting and either recommend An important thing thaf s come out of the controversy is people are getting more aware of how students," Czarnezki (D- issue. I'm concerned that it's or oppose confirmation to the i important the position is. I'm positive about the whole experience. Milwaukee) said Wednesday. getting away from the intent of full Senate in October. LEAVING HOME A Collection of LakeWbbegon Stories GARRISON KEILLOR

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SUPER BASH 87 c A Saturday, 12 GREAT ACTS - 2 LOCATIONS SePtember 19th Cafe Voltaire an<^ rea^y not that far down the street at The Toad O/M r, ci rr- • i • RP Cafe & Niteclub 2010 S. Kinnickinnic HgH^SWH 618 N. Broadway 8:00 Paul 8:30 Sirens JHM^£B6PM| 1 Cebar 9:30 Maroons I illjl MS BM tM IVM 19:00 Royce Hall 10:30 Lazarus Effect 101 CMS MB TOCJ 110:00 Bottom Line 11:30 Mood Merchants EHWHSWI I U:0° First Li£ht Re£Sae 12:30 Blake 7 HU 112:00 Wild Kingdom 1:30 ....Cherry Cake I 11:00 Radio Silence Thursday, September 17, 1987 The UWM Post Page 9 Arts & Entertainment Billy and the Boingers have new release erke Breathed, creator of famous Basselope, rumored to head-banger, along with Opus by Rachel Budowle the comic strip Bloom wrrs IT. be patterned after the basset Croakus, electric tuba blaster and B County, has the latest ad­ AHP ANYmHO hound Breathed owns. Steve Hodge-Podge on the skins, Billy and the Boingers Bootleg, ventures of the Bloom County examo T0APP? MB? Dallas, the lawyer turned rock squints and creme rinse. The A Bloom County Book gang out in the soft cover book, STUFF , If&AP and roll songwriter is another band is best known for their clas­ by Berke Breathed Billy and the Boingers Bootleg. iris/ "6ARFIBJ?." favorite. Combine this with the sic hit, "Let's Roll over Lionel Little, Brown and Co. 1987 Once again his loyal readership / animal personalities of Bill the has the chance to follow Breath- \ r Cat, Portnoy the woodchuck, Turn to page 10 COVCP YOU PUT OfirWlV ed's important social or anti-so­ Hodge Podge the rabbit and the cial commentary, depending on famous penguin, Opus. The Cut­ *B0tN06R5"? $i&/£5 how you look at it. V5f \ ter John character is thought of MRT'SA ' 50VNPS CrWINb mm Horn r 0Q&CT V/£ After graduating from the Uni­ by many to be the persona of versity of Texas with a degree in Breathed. Interestingly enough, \ r\wH0Leeme. photojournalism in 1979, fUlPfi Cutter John is in a wheelchair. FROM Met Breathed began Bloom Country. So for you devoted Bloom It was first run in the Washington 5* County fans, the book and boot­ Post in 1980, making it a relative leg album of the year is finally newcomer compared to old stan­ available. Billy and the Boingers dards like Doonesbury. But Bloom with the Bloom County cast of (formerly known as Death County wasn't Breathed's first characters the oldest character is Tongue,) are the major, major comic strip, in college he did a Milo Bloom, the little blonde, heavy handed head-bangers with strip called Academia Waltz and sometimes narrator. Binkely and their new hit single "I'm a has been cartooning sucessfully Binkely's Dad are part of the Boinger." ever since. Bloom County reaches great comment on single family Group members include; 6,700 newspapers worldwide. life. There is Oliver W Jones the Steve Dallas as lead guitarist, For those readers unfamiliar great inventor along with the in­ Wild Bill Cat, tongue twanger and

Exploring the culture Good ideas for this weekend of hippies and actors Tonight at the Piano Gallery, 219 N. Milwaukee St., Rick /LTT Tithnail and I" is a comedy about two out of work actors W Oilman will perform a reading • \A/ (^chard Grant and Paul McGann) at the end of the of his poetry. He's a musician Y V 1960s. Withnail is tall, melancholic and aristocratic. as well, so plenty of his poetry In Grant's first scene, it's early morning as he bursts into the room will also be accompanied with shouting, "We have a serious problem, we are entirely out of wine. What do you propose to do about it?" His roomate (identified only as various instruments. He's re­ the "I" in the title) suggests a visit to the country. The two are penni­ questing $4 at the door, and it less. They read tabloids to each other in a drunken haze. Their kitchen all starts at 7: 30 p.m.. Be there, is erupting with dishes and filth. "Don't go in there," the hero pleads Aloha. with total seriousness. It's easy to love these guys. Underneath all of Where can you see Paul the freaked out urgency they have a genuine friendship you seldom Cebar, Royce Hall, Bottom see in the movies. Line, First Light Reggae, Wild Kingdom and Radio Silence, The two pay a visit to Withnail's obese homosexual uncle Monti all on the same night? At the (Richard Griffiths) to borrow his country cottage for the weekend. Shepherd Express Super Bash Monti lives between old tapestries and sunken couches. He lectures his at the Toad Nightclub. It's only nephew and his friend on the joys of the theater and the aesthetics of $5! And if that ain't enough to carrots, interspersing his ramblings with violent attacks on his cat make you dance, you can trot The DB's bring their show to the UWM Ballroom Saturday night The film becomes bogged down somewhat when the two go out to down to Cafe Voltaire and the cottage, but there are some delightful moments. Withnail intro­ catch the Sirens, Maroons, Laz- duces himself and his roomate to the local farmer with, "Hello. We are erus Effect, Your Mood Mer­ Ballroom with Dash Rip Rock. These two bands have been not from the country." chants, Blake 7 and Cherry The show starts at 9 p.m. and is revolving around the big time "Eventually Uncle Monti shows up and saves them from starvation. Cake — all on the same $5! free to all UWM students. for some time now, and for $3 But that is not the only reason they come. Withnail, and especially his "What night fool?" Saturday, Everyone else pays $3. this might be the opportune roomate, learn their hippie drug culture is no more absurd than September 19. The Toad's lo­ Dash Rip Rock will also per­ time to catch them. From this Monti's tender respectabililty. cated at 618 N. Broadway, and form an accoustic set at Atomic point, bands usually get expen­ "Withnail and I" is a comedy of character. The first half hour is a Cafe Voltaire is at 2010 S. Records, 1813 E. Locust St., at sive to see, or they fade to dust. clever and hilarious portrait of the urban drug culture in Britain. The Kinnickinnic. 4:30 p.m. Their sound begins One need only look back on last half hour is a tongue-in-cheek farewell to the 1960s. with the basics of Chuck Ber­ the first times The Police and The performances are marvelous, especially Richard Grant as Friday, nationally acclaimed ry's rock and roll, Hank Wil­ Talking Heads rolled through Withnail. Thursday is the last night this film will be shown at the recording artists, the DB's will liams country and Carl Perkins Milwaukee. Or, on the other Downer Theatre, but it should be coming around to the Oriental Thea­ be performing in the UWM rockabilly. end, Men At Work. ter soon. Hellraiser stays six feet under venge" type of thing that opens up this world of > \ Come join by Joe Neumaier gore. Although it starts out looking like a Hammer hor­ ^ \ us for our ritish novelist Clive Barker, whom everyone ror film from the late 1950s and early 1960s, with new weekly and their undead brother seems to be calling dark branches shot against a gloomy sky and Bthe new Prince of Darkness (Steven King actu­ strange looking characters floating about, "Hell­ 1533 K. BELI KVIKW specials at ally coined the phrase), has said in interviews that raiser" soon deteriorates into a game of, "Oh, you he doesn't care for horror films in which "You find watched that — but can you watch . . . this!" the 12 best-looking youths in California and then Barker tries to give the film a classy touch. He Mixers murder them." Well, no youths are murdered, but seems genuinely amazed at all the things a camera plenty of flesh is ripped apart in Barker's directorial can do, but it doesn't help. It only makes things debut; a gaggy high-minded new horror film called more bearable. "Hellraiser." It doesn't really raise itself much higher The horror genre isn't exhausted either; it just than six feet under, but hell, I'll give it a little credit isn't respected by those working in it, not like it was for good intentions. 25 years ago. "Hellraiser" is miles above any thick- But just a little. skulled American slash- apart sequel of the "Friday An unformed and half-imagined plot stretches it­ the 13th" or "Nightmare on Elm Street" variety (al­ self across the length of the film, creating boredom though I've read of plans for a "Hellraiser II," always instead of suspense. In early scenes we are shown in a bad sign). It also has some of the best slime-to- hu­ gory detail a man being tortured and impaled, and man transformation effects I've seen since John he is enjoying it. Gradually it is revealed that the Landis' "American Werewolf In London," Joe Dan­ masochist was the black sheep brother, now myste­ te's "The Howling," and John Carpenter's "The riously missing, of Andrew Robinson. Sixteen years Thing." All these films (which I like) made transfor­ ago Robinson played Scorpio in "Dirty Harry." mation state-of-the-art movie magic. Without any special effects, he has turned into a I've never read any of Clive Barker's novels, but if hideously bad actor. they're similar to "Hellraiser," which he also wrote, I Robinson, his daughter and his new wife are tak­ don't think I want to. His film is draggy, lethargic ing up residence in the brother's gloomy English and convoluted, which no horror film should be, home where much blood is soon to spill. The broth­ and overly gross and stomach- turning, which peo­ LOTS OF GOOD FUN, er returns home looking like the ickiest pile of goo ple think a horror film should be. I will say it's better since this summer's contra hearings. Amongst it all than Stephen King's directorial effort of a few years GOOD MUSIC & GOOD DRINK is some blather about another ultra-pain-and-pleas- back, "Maximum Overdrive." But then again, that's ure dimension and an all-important "Rubik's re­ not saying too much. Page 10 The UWM Post Thursday, September 17, 1987 East Side Bar Guide Thursday, September 17 Saturday, September 19 Tuesday, September 22 Billy's Old Mill-Steve Grimm Project Brat Stop-Ukiah Celebrity Club-Pat McCurdy Celebrity Club-Sigmund Snopek HI Cafe Voltaire and The Toad Cafe-Shepherd Express Jazz Oasis-Dean Lee Trio Estate Lounge-John Foshager Trio Bash/12 Bands/$5 admission for both locations Monreal's El Matador- Kiko's Lounge- Rockin Rob­ Jabberwocky-C.K. Metal Spin Celebrity Club-Pat Sheedy ins Judge's-Radio Silence Chip & Pye's-David Hazeltine Duo Sardino's-The Singing Machine Kalt's-ComedySportz 7:30 p.m. Estate Lounge-John Foshager Trio Jam Session Up & Under Pub-Raw Rockers Monreal's El Matador- Kiko's Lounge- Good Inten­ Harpo's-Those Spanic Boys Party Zone at UWM-Booths, jugglers, music 10 a.m.- tions Jabberwocky-Bad Guys 2 p.m. and The Sardino's-Leigh Cowen 4:30 p.m.; Oceans Jazz Oasis-Lee Foster Quartet Snappy Steppers 11:30 a.m. in Mall/Concourse Saz's-Singing Machine featuring Jeff Keller John Doe's Pub-Big Bang Theory T.A. Verns-Steal Dreams Kalt's-ComedySportz 7:30 and 10 p.m. The Toad Cafe-John Frye Blues Band (Open Jam) T.A. Vern's-Centerfold/Moxy Roxx The Coffee House-Craig Siemsen/People Who Read Wednesday, September 23 Friday, September 18 Books Attic West-Eddie Butz Cafe Voltaire-Verbal Abuse Boardwalk-The House Boys Sunday, September 20 Celebrity Club-Pat McCurdy Brat Stop-White Bros. City Club-Eddie Butts 9 p.m. Celebrity Club-Sigmund Snopek III Billy's Old Mill-Vendetta Club Marilyn-Dating Game Chip and Pye's-David Hazeltine Duo Jazz Oasis-Hattush Alexander Quartet Estate Lounge-John Foshager Trio Jam Session Estate Lounge-John Foshager Trio Jam Session Monreal's El Matador- Kiko's Lounge- Rockin Rob­ Harpo's-Paul Cebar & the Milwaukeeans Gordon Park Pub-Blow Torch ins Jabberwocky-Diseased Jabberwocky-Night Mare Sweetwater-Gypsy Jazz Oasis-JoAnn Tardy Revue Jazz Oasis-Lee Foster Quartet T.A. Vern's- Centerfold/Angel White/Renegade John Doe's Pub-John Fry & The Coolest Dudes On John Doe's Pub-Big Bang Theory The Toad Cafe-Mostly Acoustics (Open Jam) Earth Kalt's-Comedy Sportz 7:30 p.m. and 10 p.m. Up & Under Pub-Leroy Airmaster Monreal's El Matador- Kiko's Lounge- Rockin Monreal's El Matador- Kiko's Lounge- Good Inten­ Robins tions Monday, September 21 Sardino's-Leigh Cowen 4:30 p.m.; Oceans Sardino's-Leigh Cowen 4:30 p.m.; Oceans Celebrity Club-Pat Sheedy Shooters-Pat McCurdy Smuggler's-Leroy Airmaster Eagles Club-GBH Something Different-Scat Johnson Express 5-8 p.m. Sweetwater-The Bone Deluxe Band Hooligan's-The White Bros. The Spot-Dakota T.A. Vern's-Meet the Press/Moxy Roxx Jazz Oasis-Open Jam The Toad Cafe-Lost Coast Big Band The Coffee House-Lou & Peter Berryman $3.50 Monreal's El Matador- Kiko's Lounge- Rockin Rob­ Party Zone at UWM-Booths, Jugglers, Music 10 a.m. The Toad Cafe-Carpet Surfers ins to 2 p.m., $100 Credit Union Giveaway and the UWM Ballroom-The dB's, free for UWM students/ Sardino's-Leigh Cowen 4:30 p.m. Twistin' Egyptians noon in Mall/Concourse $3 general Headbangers From page 9 Richie with a Tank." Steve Dallas, their songwriter and manager, responsible for the If only typewriters let you proof read your mega Bit "Demon Drooler in the Sewer" was unavailable for an in­ terview at press time. However, this reviewer gota hold of Lola work before they printed it on the page. Granola, Opus Croakus's ex-true love and she gave us this candid account of the real story behind the beginning of Billy and the What a mess! Boingers. buttons and it does the counting for you. I first met Lola at a Grateful You've just proofread your term paper It makes multiple copies. Dead concert in San Francisco a and it's got typos, spelling errors and From time to time you want a copy of while back. She wasn't exactly a misplaced paragraphs. what you've typed, right? raw rocker, and even as she Now, you can't hand in a paper like this. munched down her buckwheat Well, if you use a Videowriter you won't brownies, I never in my wildest So no matter how tired you are, you've have to go to the school library to look dreams would have guessed got to retype the entire thing. for a copier machine. she'd fall hard for a penguin like That is, unless you typed it on All you'll have to look for is the Opus. After all the only thing they have in common is that a Videowriter .• button marked "print." Press it they're both carbon based life The Videowriter solves all and the Videowriter will make forms. your typing problems. another original. I told Lola that I found it hard Take the most obvious one: And because your work is auto­ to believe she got involved with those heavy metal dudes and she typos. matically stored on a standard assured me that they aren't your On an ordinary typewriter 3'/2" floppy disk, you can average brain crunching, fist it would mean a bottle of make those copies waving fanatics the press makes white-out and a frus whenever you them out to be. After all, they do have an awful lot of friends who trating interruption. want. aren't metal maniacs. On a Videowriter It obviously does For example, there is Binkley it just means press­ a lot more than type. who goes through the tremors of ing the key marked "delete." That's That's because the word pro­ first love and the terror of being part of the majority. He often all. Because you type your work on a cessing features just go on and on. wakes up his Dad to tell him screen before you print it on a page. What's more, we sell the Videowriter® Word these juicy tidbits about the state It edits. Processor for around the price of a good electronic of, well, things. And how about those bigger problems typewriter. Oliver W. Jones, the genius in­ ventor of the teleporter booth is like wanting to rearrange paragraphs? And that's quite a bargain when you consider planning away, trying to get OrTan ordinary typewriter you have to "cut and the amount of time it'll save you. Time you can Dad's Jaguar XJS teleported off paste" them. spend doing the work for your other classes. of Pluto and back into the family garage. On a Videowriter you only have to press the key You would do that, wouldn't you? 01987 NAP Consumer Elecirunic* Corp. A North Amwran Philips Company The great Basselope hunt con­ marked "move" and then indicate the area you want tinues with the Army determined it moved to. It's that simple. to exploit the Basselope MX de­ It spells. ployment intiative. Opus receives mega amounts of money from What happens when you're typing and you come the Pentagon to build a Strategic to a word you can't spell? . Defense project. Mr. Smith went On an ordinary typewriter you have to stop typing, to Washington and Opus follows his example, taking the $500 find a dictionary and look it up. billionplan to congress. Not so on a Videowriter. Spelling problems can be The Starship Enterpoop's voy­ corrected simply by pressing the key marked "spell." ages to the outer realms of It counts words. believability takes off, as the crew searches for Grace Jones. If you've ever had a teacher tell you to write a So every one in Bloom County thousand word essay, you know what a pain it is Videowriter* is a registered trademark of North American Philips Consumer Electronics Corp. is pretty well occupied according trying to count your words. to Lola and if we are to believe On an ordinary typewriter you have to do it with MAGNAVOX her she and Opus may make your finger. another appearance. If some brain SmartVery smart. crunching metal music is to your But on a Videowriter you can press a mere two taste try Billy and the Boingers Bootleg, borrowing the words of Nina Blackwood, "it's hot." Thursday, September 17, 1987 The UWM Post Page 11 Sports Panthers get back on track against De Paul Blue Demons proved to be just Mcintosh, dribbled around a De by heading a cross pass from Tihi Prior to the Wednesday game, by Doug Kirchberg what the doctor ordered, as they Paul defender and punched the Prpa past the Demon goalie. UWM had scored just four goals fell to the Panthers, 10-2. ball into the net. "I thought we scored three sol­ in five games and had been shut­ he UWM men's soccer team The Panther offense looked Mcintosh then scored an id goals in the first half," UWM out three times. So when the went into its game against revived from the opening whistle, unassisted goal 21 minutes, 11 coach Bob Gansler said. "We Panthers took a three goal lead TDe Paul looking for a confi­ scoring in the first seven minutes seconds into the game, to give were hoping, for phychological in the first half it wasn't surprising dence builder, a way to cure its of the game. Freshman Eddie UWM a 2-0 lead. Mark Biebel reasons, that we would score a that the team came out after ailing offense, and the visiting Miller took a pass from Mark completed the first half scoring few goals this game." halftime playing more relaxed — and according to UWM assistant coach Craig Peltonen — maybe too relaxed. Demons score 2 for UWM "I think we let up a little bit and by Dave Kallmann knocked the first one in at 65:39, giv­ got too relaxed, very relaxed," ing UWM a 4-2 lead. Cohen hit a Peltonen said. ept. 16, 1987. Call it the day De beautiful header past freshman keep­ er Ray Migas trying to intercept a The Panthers allowed De Paul Paul helped UWM as much as the to score two goals early in the se­ SBlue Demons helped themselves. cross. The goal must have done some­ cond half, one off of a penalty If you watch enough soccer, sooner kick, to close the gap to 3-2. But or later you'll see a team score thing for the Panthers, because they added another, Mark Biebel from then things started to go wrong against its own goalie. But the few for the Blue Demons. fans that braved a drizzle at Mike Becker, just 46 seconds later. Engelmann field Wednesday after­ Five minutes later Nick Green tried At 65:39, almost 10 minutes noon got to see it happen twice. to pass back to Migas, but he tapped after he had scored on the penal­ De Paul treated UWM to two goals the ball a bit too hard to Migas, who ty kick, De Paul forward Jason — the same number as it scored for was coming up on it Score another Cohen attempted to clear the itself in an eight goal loss. Nobody in­ one "own goal." zone, but instead headed the ball volved said they had ever seen that Blue Demon Coach Dan Couglin into his own goal to give UWM a before. said that although he wasn't real hap­ 4-2 lead. Panther assistant Craig Peltonen py to see his players score for the op­ put things into perspective. position, he figured it all worked out "That was sort of a situation "We were creating the oppor­ in the end. where it was a good cross from tunities, we just got the deflections," "We were attacking, and then we Bibel. If that person hadn't head­ he said. "It wasn't as though they con­ give them two goals on our own," ed it in, Tihi would have," trolled the ball and put it in them­ Couglin said. Gansler said. selves. "Our guys were back there trying to "We created those opportunities hustle and make the play. It would "We created the opportunity with sharp passing into the box." have been worse if they had not been with the dangerous passes in the De Paul forward Jason Cohen back there." box," Peltonen said. "It helped a lot, we did need that."

Then, 54 seconds after the own-goal score, Biebel sunk a pass from Mike Becker into the middle of the net for his second goal of the game. At 5-2, the scoring had just begun. UWM got another own-goal gift from De Paul at 70:47 to put the score at 6-2. The Panthers — Post photo by Jeffrey Phelps then scored four goals in the final De Paul's Jason Cohen was consoled by Shane Staszcuk after Cohen scored a goal for UWM Wednesday. 10 minutes of the game to close the door on the Blue Demons. Though the Blue Demons made the Panthers look like na­ Comina UO UWM women's tennis team beaten by Warriors tional contenders, the game must be kept in perspective. De Paul is The UWM women's tennis team now, and are truly Division gave it our best shot. I think most now 5-0. It has been beaten by team was overpowered by Mar­ I caliber in every sense. players felt they played well in Wright State, Brooklyn and Saturday quette in an 8-1 loss Wednesday spite of the loss." Marycrest. Eastern Illinois, which Soccer, at Akron, 2 p.m. at Marquette. "They have an excellent beat UWM 1-0 Sunday, stomped number one singles player in UWM's number two singles on the Blue Demons, 15-1, in De Cross Country, at Midwest "Marquette is very strong this Collegiates, Kenosha, noon. Meg Mulcahy and they have a lot player, Tracy Lange, upset Paul's season opener. year," UWM Coach Betty Claus of depth. You can't take anything Marquette's Jacki Prescott, 6-3, Women's tennis, at Osh- said. "At this point they're away from them. 2-6, 6-4, to score the Panthers' As Mcintosh put it, "It's not the kosh Invitational. undefeated. They're a Division I "We were out matched, but we only point. best team to measure yourself against." "They've been getting beat bad this season," Biebel said. "We wanted to break out and score a lot against them, and in the sec­ ond half we did. Maybe we'll get our rhythm together, build some­ thing and take it from here." $ 50 "We've been creating the Only 4 Includes: chances all year, and this game we finially converted," Peltonen 3 Games of Bowling said. "Hopefully this will be a cat­ alyst for the Akron game." Despite the misques his team 1 Pitcher of Beer had, De Paul Coach Dan Couglin per 3 person team while bowling said he was fairly pleased with the way his team kept up with First Beer on us UWM in the first half. in Catchers Lounge after bowiing "In the second half, 3-2 with Wisconsin-Milwaukee is pretty exciting," Coughlin said. "The FREE Pizza in Catchers Lounge first half, yeah, it was OK. To be ^after bowling honest, they (the Panthers) could have had six goals in the first half, but we stayed with them well Party to be held on: enough to keep us in the game. At the end, I think it showed the FRIDAY, Sept. 18th at 9:00 p.m. difference."

Gansler said the easy win RED CARPET LANES should help his team. "It was good for self confi­ «> SOUTH • 4805 S. 2nd St. (Behind Hotel) dence," Gansler said, "It showed College I.D. required - Must be legal drinking age mM^i^-mmM WM:twZ us that we are able to put the ball Advance Reservation Suggested, but Not Required. — Post photo by Jeffrey Phelps in the net. To get everybody in a Goran Kralj of UWM and Jason Cohen of De Paul went up good mood, a confident mood Contact Jean at 481-6800 together to head a ball in the Panthers' 10-2 win Wednesday. was important." Page 12 The UWM Post Thursday, September 17, 1987 Editorials He's a nice guy, but... Almost everyone seems to agree that John Jarvis, Gov. Tommy Thompson's appointment to the UW System Board of Regents, is a sincere, qualified individual. Even his critics, such as Rep. David Clarenbach (D-Madison), the author of the regent legislation, suggest that Jarvis would make a competent addition to the Board. But Thompson's appointment violates the spirit and the intent of the the law and should be opposed. The two-year period available for the student regent requires an individual who is especially knowledgeable of the issues facing UW System students and who can respond to those needs quickly and effectively. John Jarvis is not that person. The notion that student government experience is a requirement for the regent position easily can be overlooked, but it's unreasonable to accept the idea that Jarvis can somehow learn the complexities of the UW System in time to be an efficient regent.

What's most unfortunate about the summer-long debate over the appointment is that it probably has harmed irreparably the relationship the student groups have with the governor's office and the System. The issue may have even marred the position of the student regent in the eyes of some legislators. Whatever the outcome of next week's hearings, United Council and other student advocacy groups opposing Jarvis should work to restore that relationship and the credibility of the position. Remember our rights Reprinted below is the Bill of Rights, the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution, which is 200-years old today. It's important to keep in mind that, as a "living document," the Constitution requires that US citizens be activists, that we vehemently support the rights it bestows. In a time when a black family can be chased from their residence by angry mobs in Cicero, Illinois, when a lieutenant colonel can control the nation's policy on Central America from the basement of the White House and when women overall still earn 54 cents for every $1 a man Perspective: The SDI cost boondogle makes, the meanings and the intents of this document need to be renewed. the boost phase. The Soviets $200 and $400. This is really by William Proxmire have been working on speeding happy talk. The Defense Depart­ Amendment 1 up that boost phase. Experts ment has an unblemished record Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, taff specialists from the of­ interviewed by Senate staff of increasing costs as volume and or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of fices of Sens. J. Bennett personnel estimated that the technology improve. It will be do­ speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assem­ SJohnston (D-La.) Lawton Soviets might be able to reduce ing well to keep the cost of mov­ ble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. Chiles (D-Fla.) and from my the time of the boost phases ing Star Wars into space to Amendment 2 office recently wrote an excellent, sharply. $3,000 a pound. If it does, the cost of simply moving the SDI A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free detailed report on the Strategic If they did, it would be far more Defense Initiative, or "Star difficult, perhaps impossible, for hardware into orbit would be State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be in­ about $200 billion. fringed. Wars." The report, based on the kinetic kill vehicle's battle station to detect the launching, Is that all? No, indeed. There's Amendment 3 interviews with 40 of the top target the missile and destroy it. more. The annual cost of main­ No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without managers and scientists engaged in the program, found that the taining this complex advance the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be Now, how about the cost? two greatest weaknesses of Star technology in space would be prescribed by law. Some SDI proponents have ar­ Wars are: massive. The battle stations and gued that the cost of the initial Amendment 4 other systems would require • The vulnerability of its space- deployment could be less than The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, regular, constant maintenance. based hardware. $100 billion. Data supplied by and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be That would mean putting entire • Its enormous cost. the Senate investigators suggest violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, "garages" into space with highly First, the vulnerability problem: estimates of $1 trillion or more. supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place technical personnel to repair, to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. By far the best time for a Star Wars system to strike at Soviet Why? The technology is so replace and correct defective or Amendment 5 nuclear missiles is in their boost novel and the problems so great worn parts. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infa­ phase — the initial minutes after that the cost of research the next mous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, eight or 10 years is likely to The Russians, however, will be the missiles have left the launch doing everything in their power except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, pad. exceed $50 billion. Furthermore, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any because the Soviet Union can be to prevent what they will un­ person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of If the missiles aren't shot down expected to develop and con­ doubtedly see as the ultimate life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness in the boost phase and are al­ stantly improve a nuclear of­ challenge to their survival. They against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty or property without due lowed to dispense hundreds of fensive force expressly designed will pour all their scientific and process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use with­ thousands, perhaps even mil­ to penetrate, spoof, deceive, economic resources into the out just compensation. lions, of decoys and warheads, evade and destroy SDI hardware, development of a bigger and more technologically advanced Amendment 6 the second and third layers of the the research will have to offensive nuclear force to In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a Star Wars defense — the continue permanently at a very overwhelm Star Wars. speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district midcourse and terminal phases high level to anticipate and stay wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have -— would likely be overwhelmed. ahead of Soviet breakthroughs. Meanwhile, SDI will destroy previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and any meaningful progress for How would SDI destroy Soviet Producing the hardware itself cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against arms control, because the missiles in the boost phase? could cost $1 trillion or more. him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, Soviets cannot and will not agree Lasers or particle-beam weapons Given my experience with and to have the Assisstance of Counsel for his defence. to any reduction in their fired from space or relayed from Defense Department over-runs, offensive nuclear arsenal. Amendment 7 the ground are one way, but particularly on procurement In return for this loss of In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed these are far-off options. The based on new technology, the progress in arms control and for twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact most mature technology for this trillion dollars for construction of this immense burden of cost, we tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the Unit­ purpose now involves space- this hardware is likely to be an secure at most a marginal ed States, than according to the rules of the common law. based vehicles. underestimate, and a major un­ improvement in the protection of derestimate. our already survivable nuclear Amendment 8 These battle stations, circling The cost of the hardware isn't Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor Earth in a low orbit, would fire deterrent. all. In fact, it's just the beginning. Only a patsy could buy in on cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. rockets at Soviet ICBMs during All this hardware has to be trans­ their boost phase. The problem this deal. Amendment 9 ported into space. How much Sen. William Proxmire (D-Wis.), is, these battle stations would be will this cost? The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be extremely vulnerable to Soviet who recently announced that he SDI buffs claim we can revolu­ construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. countermeasures. would not run for reelection, is a tionize space transportation member of the Senate Defense Amendment 10 It gets worse. The vulnerability techniques and reduce the cost Appropriations Subcommittee. The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, of Soviet ICBMs depends of lifting a pound of material into This article originally appeared nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respective­ primarily on the time — about space from its current price of as an op-ed piece in the Christian ly, or to the people. three minutes — consumed by $1,500 or $3,000 to between Science Monitor. 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