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Students protest in the Union during elections. Post photo by Ryan Cardarella Students protest during SA elections Black Student Union protests election process, SAC decision By Ryan Cardarella Campus Government Editor "We should have been excused for a Members of the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Black death; everyone in our Student Union protested the organization was at the past week's Student Associa­ tion elections and a recent funeral." Senate Appropriations Com­ - Angelique Sharpe, mittee decision on Thursday in the UWM Union. Black Student Union Near the Union polling senior vice president area, protestors held signs illustrating their displeasure with the current administra­ tion. The protest was to be "I'm not going to held outside in Spaights Pla­ za, but heavy rainfall moved pander to emotions; it indoors. they didn't follow In a statement released by the Black Student Union the process and they (BSU), the demonstration was organized to protest shouldn't have been on "the amoral and unconstitu­ the agenda." tional actions of current SA - Tobin Huibregtse, Adam Tafoya, 23, submits his SA election ballot in the Union Thursday morning. Election results were not avail­ able as of press time on Sunday. Post photo by Kyle Stevens See PROTEST page 10 former SAC vice chair Carjacking occurs near Union UWM adds more online classes "When in that situation, in the fall semester. This will give way Car recovered west Additional fee goes to to more diverse opportunities to en­ of downtown it is best just to listen to technology costs gage in different types of course work what they want. It is and study within the department. By Nicole Arata By Jim Krause As both a professor and head of the Staff Writer not worth fighting." Staff Writer undergraduate program in the JMC - Sgt. Arthur Koch, UWM Police department, Dave Pritchard said he On the evening of April 25, a car­ Next semester the University of believes it will help expand the appeal jacking occurred on the 3000 block Wisconsin-Milwaukee will increase of not only the JMC program, but all of North Stowell Avenue, as the two were not physically harmed. The car online classes from 115 to 124, add­ areas of study at UWM. victims left the University of Wiscon­ was recovered at 1200 block of North ing to its already diverse curriculum. "The additions will help engage sin-Milwaukee Union. 23rd Street. The suspects arrived in an The additions are intended to add students that are not always apt to The robbers stole keys, an ID card, older model Jeep Cherokee, which has to an already expansive online direc­ participate in an open classroom set­ $20 in cash and a cell phone with an tan and wood paneling on the sides. tory of courses that are offered to ting. It is the diverse appeal of the estimated value of $100 while taking Milwaukee Police Department rep­ students in almost all areas of study. online structure that will entice stu­ off in the victims' Dodge Stratus. resentatives said the driver of the sus- The Journalism and Mass Commu­ dents to participate and grow their ed- One of the suspects held a silver nication (JMC) Department will be tri­ or chrome gun; however, the victims See CARJACKING page 5 pling its online class offerings starting See ONLINE page 5 2 April 30,2007 News The UWM Post

The UWM Post Staff news briefs Changes to plan to hire a sustainability coor­ er Avenue redevelopment project, dinator. whicH was already partly approved News & Editorial Chapter 17 considered According to administrators, at a February Common Council Editor-in-Chief The University of Wisconsin Sys­ the new coordinator will work on meeting. It is planned to include Dan Polley tem has formed a committee to re­ promoting sustainable products, 52 condo units, 78 hotel rooms, 76 City Editor vise UW System policy Chapter 17 decreasing storm water runoff, and residential parking spaces and 112 Stephanie Brien regarding student misconduct. eliminating surplus material. It is hotel/commercial parking spaces. If changed, students could face all part of an effort the make the At the same meeting, New Land Campus Life Editor university more environmentally Enterprises asked to purchase a Tyler Casey penalties from the school for off- campus violations such as drinking sustainable. city-owned parking lot at 2574 N Campus Government Editor tickets or noise violations. At the same time the Student Downer Ave. declaring it was "sur­ Ryan Cardarella UWM Student Association Presi­ Association is also forming an en­ plus to municipal needs." The mo­ Features Editor dent Samantha Prahl urged stu­ vironmental group that they hope tion was also referred to staff for Melissa Campbell dents to get involved and protest will bring all environmental orga­ further consideration. nizations together and work closely Asst. Features Editor the changes to Chapter 17. Miranda Agee "It is important that you make with the new coordinator. your voice heard on this issue and Potatoes on campus Arts & Entertainment Editor tell the committee that you won't are organic Tyler Gaskill Update: Downer Avenue stand for double-jeopardy and you UWM officials have taken the first Asst. Arts & Entertainment Editor. want the university to stay out of redevelopment Sean Quast step toward getting more organic your personal business," Prahl wrote The public had a chance to voice food choices on campus. Sports Editor in a campus-wide email sent out on their opinions on new zoning reg­ Thanks to a partnership with the Jimmy Lemke Wednesday, April 26. ulations for a four-story parking Sierra Student Coalition, all fresh Asst. Sports Editor There will be a listening session structure and retail spaces on North potatoes on campus are organic and Mary Franzen on Monday, May 7, at 4 p.m. in the Downer Avenue at a City Plan Com­ produced in Wisconsin. Wisconsin Room of the Union to dis­ Editorial Editor mission meeting last Monday. Scott Hoffland, director of UWM Chris Walker cuss Chapter 17. The debated space is located on Union Restaurant Operations, is now the southeast corner of East Bel- on a task force with other UW Sys­ Production Editor leview Avenue and North Downer tem schools to find ways to bridge Isral DeBruin UWM to hire a Avenue. the gap between such large institu­ Photo Editor sustainability coordinator The potential parking structure is tions and regional farmers, accord­ Kyle Stevens By fall semester, UWM officials part of New Land Enterprises' Down- ing to a SSC e-mail. Asst. Photo Editor Erin Lennon Illustrator Sean Quast Drugs/Alcohol A 20-year-old female student and a 19-year-old reportedly found the man smoking marijuana in Puzzle Editor male who is not a student were cited on allega­ the Downer Woods area. Jonas Wittke tions of marijuana possession at 2:42 a.m. on A 19-year-old female student was cited on Sunday, April 22. Campus police were'alerted Online Editor allegations of drug paraphernalia possession by a strong odor of marijuana coming from the Miles Fabishak at 12:03 a.m. on Saturday, April 21. UWM Theft woman's room in Sandburg Hall's North Tower. Chief Copy Editor police were alerted to the woman's room in A staff member reported a digital recorder sto­ Gemma Guenther Sandburg Hall's North Tower by a strong odor A 19-year-old male student was cited on al­ len from an office in Cunningham Hall at 1:26 of marijuana, but only found a glass marijuana legations of underage possession of alcohol at p.m. on Monday, April 23. The recorder has an Copy Editors .• pipe in the room. Maureen Falkner 12:51 a.m. on Tuesday, April 24. UWM police estimated value of $475. Kate Hofmeister reportedly found the alcohol in the man's dorm A 19-year-old male student was cited on alle­ Alecka Patt room in Sandburg Hall's South Tower. A female student reported her jacket stolen gations of marijuana possession at 11:57 p.m. Dan Polley frorrt the Union at 8:17 p.m. on Wednesday, on Saturday, April 21. Campus police were Amanda Throm An 18-year-old male student was cited on April 25. The jacket, which also contained an alerted by a strong odor of marijuana coming allegations of marijuana possession at 2:05 unidentified amount of cash, has a reported from the man's room in Sandburg Hall's North p.m. on Wednesday, April 25. University police value of $80. Business & Advertising Tower.

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Account Executives World Dance Series: Salsa Dance Tuvan Throat Singers Ian Young UWM Union Ballroom @ 5 -10 p.m. UWM Music Building @ noon Ying Chatjuthamard The World Dance Series will be at UWM to teach salsa Come and listen to the throat singing group, Alash, as Advertising Designer dance lessons to anyone interested. Dance instruction they impress with this radical form of entertainment. Dena Nord will be from 5-7 p:m. followed by an inspiring dance A question and answer session will follow the perfor­ performance by Rumba Caliente. Live music and open mance. The UWM Music Building is located at 2400 E. Board of Directors Jonathan Anderson dance will follow the performance. This event is free Kenwood Blvd. For more information on this free con­ Isral DeBruin and open to the public. For more information call 229- cert visit www.alashensemble.com. Tyler Gaskill 3728. Dan Polley Saturday, May 5 Tuesday, May 1 Flower Power on Brady Street SHIPPING ADDRESS MAILING ADDRESS The Complexities of Spirituality 2200 Kenwood Blvd. Union Box 88 Brady Street Stores and Residences, judging @ 3 p.m. Suite EG80 UWM P.O. Box 413 UWM Wisconsin Room @ 4 p.m. Brady Street merchants and residents will display Milwaukee, Wl 53211 Milwaukee, Wl 53201 Come to join in on a panel discussion where students unique floral designs using paper, silk, fresh flowers discuss how they are "keeping the faith" and what re­ and organic material. All designs will represent inter­ Phone:(414)229-4578 • Fax:(414)229-4579 ligion and spirituality means to them. Many different pretations of spring. Local celebrities Rob Reitman and religions and spiritual practitioners will be present to Art Kumbalek will judge the creations at 3 p.m. in front provide diverse opinions. of the Brady Street fire station. The UWM Post has a circulation of 8,000 and is distributed jon campus and throughout the surrounding communities. Wednesday, May 2 Sunday, May 6 The first copy is free, additional copies $.75 each. "The Invisible Mexicans of Deer Canyon" Craft Sale The UWM Post, Inc. is a registered student orga­ UWM Union Theatre @ 7 - 8:30 p.m. UWM Studio Arts and Crafts Centre @ noon - 9 p.m. nization at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and an independent nonstock corporation. All submis­ Director John Carlos Frey explores the life of impover­ Sell your own artistic creations or come by and pick sions become the property of The UWM Post, Inc. ished Mexicans as they cross borders and lead the life up something for yourself at the student run craft of lonely immigrants. Frey spent one year filming this sale. Items of many mediums will be available for The UWM Post is published Mondays in the fall and documentary in California. Admission is free to UWM purchase. The Centre is located on the street level of spring semesters, except during spring break and students. exam periods. The UWM Post also publishes once the UWM Union room EG30. For more information call in late summer. 229-5535.

The UWM Post is written and published by the students Thursday, May 3 Compiled by Miranda Agee - Asst. Features Editor of UWM. They are solely responsible for its editorial Mexican Trajes Fashion Show policy and content. Golda Meir Library @ 5:30 - 7 p.m. UWM is not liable for debts incurred by the publisher. Hispanic students from UWM will model traditional The UWM Post is not an official publication of UWM. dress of several Mexican states. Special guest MC, Chiq- uilin of 104.7 FM La Grand radio station, will host the event. Music will be provided by singer Salvador Vil- The UWM Post is a member of: laneva. 3 El U-WIRE

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Students must get their studying done earlier in order to use the Golda Meir Library's resources. $1 DOMESTIC PINTS AND RAH DRINKS Post photo by Steph Wisnet $1 HAPPY HOUR Library's East Wing open ALL DAY & NIGHT DOMESTIC TAPS & RAILS $2 ANY TAP extra hours for finals 9 TO CLOSE-14 TAPS! Students disappointed West Wing However the university doesn't have the funding for $2 CALL COCKTAILS only open until 7 p.m. on study day it. According to Ewa Barczyk, By Stephanie Brien on study day, but "they find Golda Meir director, library City Editor somewhere to sit." funding was cut $203,928 for Sarah Kober, another UWM the '05-'07 budget. The cut NiraCffiMQ Starting the week be­ library employee, also said eliminated two personnel po­ fore finals, the Golda Meir it's harder to clear everyone sitions and prevented some Library's East Wing will be out of the larger West Wing equipment and book purchas- $10 ANY TAP BEER open extended hours, but late at night. On the East Wing students are there is only According to a library 9PM-CLOSE concerned one story so that the Library hours "it's easy to head count during BOTTOMLESS MUG NITE West Wing East Wing open until 1 a.m. May 7-19 keep people the study day last Including: Guinnes, Newcastle, closes too Harp& 11 other Taps West Wing in the same early, es­ area," Kober semester, there were as pecially on Mon.-Thu.: 7:30 a.m. •11 p.m. Fri.: 7:30 a.m.-7 p.m said. many as 131 students study day. Accord­ Sat.: 9 a.m.-8 p.m. in East Wing at 8 p.m., "This isn't Sun.: Noon-11 p.m. ing to a li­ Z"4-I AWAY! where the brary head an hour after the East BOMBS ANO RED BULL COCKTAILS books are. count dur­ 9 - CLOSE This isn't where the comput­ ing the study day last semes­ Wing closed. er labs are," Taiko Maria said ter, there were as many as about the East Wing. "It's not 131 students in East Wing at es. making the resources avail­ 8 p.m., an hour after the East Barczyk said she recently able." ' Wing closed. met with librarians from other From May 7-17, the li­ University of Wisconsin Sys­ FTITllff'rtff While Clinnin said there brary's East Wing, where the tems and discussed budget is additional furniture in the 2311N. MURRAY AVE. • 414-224-7084 reserves are located, will East Wing this semester, a lot issues. She said at UW-River be open until 1 a.m., two of students want to study in Falls, students recently voted 0PENM0N-FRI3PM-CL0SE hours longer than they are a quiet place during finals. to increase segregated fees to SAT & SUN NOON-CLOSE normally open. However the "When I want to study qui­ fund extended library hours. West Wing will only be open etly, I go to the West (Wing)," Besides funding, Barczyk its normal hours, 11 p.m. on said junior, Maximus Jeong, said the library is not utilized eating disorders - true or false: weekdays, 7 p.m. on Friday who studies almost every enough to justify extended (the university designated day in the library between hours. 1 . 1 in 5 college students have an eating disorder study day), and 8 p.m. on classes. At one point the library was Saturday. open 24 hours, but Barcyk said, Ideally Jeong said he true - and without professional help, eating disorders have the Becky Clinnin, a UWM li­ would like to see the entire "It was very poorly utilized." brary employee, said the library open until midnight "We really had to concentrate highest death rate of any mental illness. If you think you or a friend room is "usually quite full" every night. where the greatest use is." may have an eating disorder, call Rogers Memorial Hospital- Milwaukee today at 414-327-3000. Our new partial-day eating disorders treatment program is Students prefer to use library later in day designed specifically for college students- Convenient afternoon hours, an expert staff, proven treatment for long lasting results.

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Parking will be harder to come by next semester. Streets with restricted parking are shown in red. Date set for parking plan in the designated RPP zones Parking around without a resident sticker may campus to take be subject to a fine or towing. The streets designated as RPP effect Aug. 1 zones are shown in red on the map. By Tyler Casey Murray Hill Neighborhood Campus Life Editor Association President Gerard Capell said that RPP is a good The city of Milwaukee's Resi­ compromise between the uni­ dential Preferred Parking (RPP) versity and the neighborhood. plan will be implemented over "I think it was a great fit the summer instead of during to residents of the univer­ this semester. sity and neighbors not so Milwaukee 3rd District Aid. much in the actual real- Michael D'Amato's plans to save parking spaces for East Side residents and restrict "It was essential to commuter parking spaces for recognize the needs University of Wisconsin-Mil­ waukee students will now take of local residents for into effect Aug. 1. dedicated parking A committee had been de­ bating putting RPP into effect areas." sometime in the middle of - Milwaukee Mayor

OK. SO MY SOBS REAUY AREN'T GOURMET AND the semester. After a tentative ESTABLISHED IN CHARLESTON, IL WE'RE NOT F8ENCM EITHER. MY SUBS JUST TASTE Tom Barrett IN 1983 TO ADD TO STUDENTS <5M A UTTtf BETTER, THAT'S Alt! I WANTED TO timeline of April 1 came and AND GENERAL DATING ABILITY. m*W IO»^ CALL IT JIMMY JOHN'S TASTY SANDWICHES, BUT went without any word from % MY MOM TOUl ME TO STICK WITH 6O0RMET. SHE THINKS WHATEVER I DO IS GOURMET. BUT the city, it was announced that ity in providing new parking I DONT THINK EITHER OF US KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS. SO LET'S STICK WITH TASTY! it would not be enacted during spots, but for the scale of fy^ygpU the middle of the semester. saying no we can work togeth­ Kyle Duerstein, director of er." legislative affairs for the Stu­ RPP was proposed by dent Association at UWM, said D'Amato and passed by the 8" SUB SANDWICHES 'ttlVIET SANDWIC' GIANT CLUB SANDWICHES that he considers the new date Milwaukee Common Council Hi of tny tasty sub sandwiches are a full 6 inches of My club sandwiches have twice the meat and cheese, try it "a victory" for UWM students. homemade French bread, fresh veggies and the finest on my fresh baked thick sliced 7 grain bread or my famous before being signed into law meats & cheese I can buy! And if it matters to you, homemade trench bread! "Imagine parking some­ by Mayor Tom Barrett on Dec. we slice everything fresh everyday in this store, right here where you can see it. 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(I guarantee it's awesome!) downloads about three new one of our homemade French buns downloading audio files, 151 albums per day with a few FREEBIES (SUBS & ciues ONIY> then smothered with onions, mayo, #16 CLUB LULU clicks of the mouse and according to the Wisconsin Onion, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts, tomato, mayo, sliced lettuce, tomato. & our homemade Fresh sliced turkey breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato, & cucumber, Dijon mustard, oil & vinegar, and oregano. Italian dressing. mayo. (JJ's original turkey & bacon club) without the help of a credit State Journal. card. However, he may soon Bringing forth a "John Doe" be in court. lawsuit, the RIAA identified I WE DELIVER! 7 DAYS A WEEK After several Recording In­ the IP addresses connected dustry Association of Amer­ to illegal downloading, and 1344 E. BRADY 3129 N. OAKLAND ica companies went to U.S. now the university must 414.272.3333 MILWAUKEE 414.967.9014 District Court demanding identify those addresses' the University of Wisconsin owners, said Brian Rust, "YOUR MOM WANTS YOU TO EAT AT JIMMY JOHN'S!' release contact information UW-Madison Department for 53 individuals who re­ '2005 JIMMY JOHN'S FRANCHISE INC. All BIGHTS BESEBVED. We Deserve The Bight Te Make Aey Mens Changes. See RIAA page 10 uwmpost.com News April 30,2007 5 University looking to improve neighborhood relations

• Group reaches "We approach them in a mittee though the Tau Kap­ talk to them." also extra police out on the very low profile, non-con­ pa Epsilon fraternity, where While there is a UWM po­ street. Tom Luljak, vice chan­ out to community frontational way," Perez said. they send out members on lice officer with the group, cellor of University Relations "Our message to students is the weekend to ride with Os­ Swetzig said he is only there and Communications, said during weekends simply to interact with one car. for security not to hand out UWM pays the city to hire ex­ another in a positive man­ "Students are going to drinking tickets. He said the tra police to patrol the area By Stephanie Brien ner." have fun, however you need only time he knows the po- around campus for the first City Editor He also said he hopes it and last six weekends of the will "bridge the gap between "We approach them in a very low profile, year. This is the fourth year Walking down the street residents" by their communi­ for the program. on a weekend night, don't be cating. non confrontational way. Our message to "In the past when Milwau­ surprised if a member of the At the beginning of the students is simply to interact with one another kee police are called to in­ community, a student and night the group jumps into vestigate a complaint, the a University of Wisconsin- an unused BOSS van with a in a positive manner." challenge was to find if there Milwaukee police officer ap­ neighborhood relations mag­ is an officer available," Luljak proach you to talk. You're not netic sign on the outside. - Oscar Perez, UWM police neighborhood liaison said. in trouble. Then throughout the night Through the extra staffing, Every Thursday, Friday they stop and park when they to educate students about it," lice were called was when residents will be guaranteed and Saturday night since see people outside they can Swetzig said. people in the van witnessed that a police officer will come Easter, UWM Police Neigh­ talk to. When Swetzig went out, a drunken driver speeding if they hear a complaint. borhood Liaison Oscar Perez Kyle Swetzig, a UWM se­ he said about 85 percent of down the road. While the program costs has gathered a small group nior, went out with Perez the people were students and At the same time the uni­ the university about $30,000 of neighbors and students to one of the nights and said, "I almost everyone cooperated. versity is walking around a year, Luljak said, "We talk to whoever is outside be­ think it's great." Only 10 percent of so were promoting their neighbor­ thought it would be useful to tween 9 p.m. and 2 a.m. Swetzig is chairing a com­ "so annihilated they couldn't hood relations plan, there are provide a guarantee."

Letters and Science associate been standardized at $267. wore a black hooded sweat­ ONLINE dean, said the extra charge This could end up being CARJACKING shirt and black pants. Continued from page 1 goes to support the develop­ a deterrent for students who Continued from page 1 "When in that situation, ment of online classes within don't believe that the conve­ it is best just to listen to ucational experience as they the college. About a fifth of nience of an online course jus­ pects' car is described as what they want. It is not move through their degrees," the fee goes to the department tifies the increase in tuition an African-American male worth fighting," said Sgt. said Pritchard. and the rest goes to college as payment. who is aged 17 to 19 and Auther Koch of the UWM Chad Zahrt, assistant dean a whole. Danielle Johnson, a junior wore dark clothing. Police. at the College of Information O'Brien teaches Math 106 in the JMC program, has en­ The second suspect was The victims are 18 and Studies, said that online class­ online and plans to develop gaged in an online course and an African-American male 25 years old. The report did es help with his school's large a voice-over PowerPoint pre­ has wavering opinions about who is aged 17 to 19, and is not indicate whether the number of graduate students. sentation to supplement his online education. 5-foot-6 to 5-foot-7 and 130 victims are UWM students, "We have so many online course. "I was enrolled in the JMC to 140 pounds. He also has said Milwaukee Police De­ classes because that way 450 online course and thor­ a goatee and wore a black partment spokesperson more people have access to oughly enjoyed it... but know­ hooded sweatshirt with Anne E. Schwartz. our information and our pro­ "I'm probably going to ing how much more tuition I zipper and black pants. "Usually, we recom­ gram," Zahrt said. "We're really have some graduate would have to pay would most Police said the third sus­ mend students to travel in not like the other schools at likely deter me from enroll­ pect was an African-Ameri­ a group. Even though the UWM." student help ... Then I'll ing in another online course," can male who is aged 17 to victims were not alone, stu­ Information Studies use on­ ask for money from this Johnson said. 19. He is about 5-foot-4 to dents need to be aware of line classes as a way to reach Pritchard said the idea of 5-foot-5 and weighs about their surroundings," said out to students from outside fund for enhancement online-based education can be 120 to 130 pounds. He also Schwartz. the Milwaukee area and even for this class." beneficial for both students outside Wisconsin who want and the university, but they to go through the program - Tom O'Brien, dean of the should not be solely defined POSTTF RFCOMMFNDS from the convenience of their College of Letters and Science by the convenience and flex­ JL \~JkJ JL JLJUr JLVJL>Vr/V/i.TXlTXJLtfX^i JL/L7 current location. ibility that the courses might "If you have someone in ru­ provide. ral North Dakota who wants to "I'm probably going to have "It would be convenient for take our classes, this makes it some graduate student help ... every student to receive an A, easier for them," Zahrt said. Then I'll ask for money from but that's not the way educa­ "We're meeting a need." this fund for enhancement for tion is structured," Pritchard But the online classes come this class," O'Brien said. said. "Whether it's a course in­ at a cost to students. Depend­ Prior to spring semester, structed online or in the class­ ing on what college the class is taking one three-credit L&S room, education is intended offered in, it could cost a stu­ class online could cost nearly to challenge and create suc­ dent in excess of $267 more $1,000 if it was taken in addi­ cessful students." per course taken, the rate for tion to a 12-credit course load L&S classes. due to a UW Board of Regents Stephanie Brien contributed Tom O'Brien, College of policy. Since then the cost has to this article.

The East Side Street Sweeping Program is in effect from April through November 2007 on designated streets on the east side. Here are three simple tips to avoid costly parking tickets and towing fees:

• Look for signs posted from N. Cambridge to N. Maryland Avenue and from E. Park Place to E. Edgewood Avenue explaining the parking rules of the street sweeping program. •% The street sweeping schedule varies. The signs will say the streets will be swept on either the first Friday or the third Friday of each month. 4 If you are uncertain whether these rules apply to your street, call the City's Parking Information Desk at (414)286-8350 or log on to parking.mpw.net. Ignore parking signs and avoid towing? DON'T BET ON IT

Parking violators will be ticketed and Q A & K 11 / ImXttKfT 4Sfc towed beginning on FRIDA Y, MA Y 4. milw aukt * Features 6 April 30,2007 The UWM Post Removing the veil of invincibility

about her illness and ex­ because every once and Living with the tremely positive. awhile, you have a bad day reality of death "I don't deal with it," she and you are knocked back told me. "I guess that's my into thinking, 'Should I plan way of dealing with it. It's just for five years from now? Part two of two another part of me now." Should I plan for 10?'" she She even went so far as to said. "I do ... I still talk like By Melissa Campbell say that she sees having can­ I'm going to make it,.because Features Editor cer as a good thing now, and I think I am." considers herself better off in She doesn't believe the In December 2006, three some senses. She has learned grim statistics the doctors years after her diagnosis, a lot about herself in the last give her. Meghan was deemed termi­ three-and-a-half years. "I'm a pain in the ass and nal. "I would never be one of I don't think I'm one of those Doctors told Meghan those people who said 'if I people," Meghan said. that she had Stage IV can­ But she has yet to have cer, which means the cancer "I would never be one the "awakening" moment spread and all treatment op­ she thought cancer patients tions had failed. of those people who have. "The doctors tell you that said 'if I could change it "I've met a lot of cancer you aren't going to make r patients and you can tell they it, but I've been here three I wouldn't. Because like just walk around and things years, so I don't think they hell I would." just slide off their shoulders, know what they are talking and I thought I was sup­ about," Meghan said. - Meghan Brown posed to feel like that," she She has stopped treatment explained. "But I don't. I still and is working with a hospital could change it, I wouldn't,'" worry about having a bad in Texas called M.P. Anderson she said. "Because like hell I hair day." Cancer Clinic. Meghan flies would." there every three months for The optimism comes from 'Show of support' checkups and is currently Meghan's mom, whom she de­ During her radiation treat­ waiting to be accepted into a scribes as "one of those ob­ ment at Columbia St. Mary's, clinical trial for a new cancer noxiously positive people." Meghan met a woman who drug. The overwhelming optimism is very lively and sarcastic, She is still going to school. bothered Meghan at first, but "a good person to have in a She takes medications for the it has since rubbed off on waiting room when you're be­ pain, naps a lot, -and knows her. ing sent off to fry," she told where all the benches on She still plans for the fu­ me. A woman I later learn is campus are, .because some­ ture. She plans on finishing a lot like her mother. times she can't make it from her biology degree, then on This woman told Meghan one class to another without going to school to be a Physi­ about Gilda's Club, a cancer resting. cian's Assistant. She wants to support center in Shorewood. On the whole, Meghan be an Oncologist. Meghan Brown refuses to allow cancer to take over her life. Post seems surprisingly calm "It's really hard See BROWN page 8 photo by Kyle Stevens

he matchbook How many licks does it take to decide? to tickle your fancy at a very cheap Bomb Pops vs. price. They come in large quantity Freezie Pops boxes so you don't have to worry about running out soon or feeling By Darin Kwilinski guilty for eating 10 in one sitting. Staff Writer Everyone has his favorite way to eat a Freezie Pop: turn it to slush, bite off When the sun is high in the middle parts into your mouth or the classic of summer, all you want is something suck-as-much-juice-out-of-it-as-you- cold to cool you off. A dip in the pool can-and-then-eat-the-ice method. or a Super Soaker fight may do the Freezie Pops won't put a dent in trick, but a popsicle does the trick so your wallet and they give you plen- much better and on so many levels. Think about it - it tastes good, it For those who don't know, cools your throat and there are so many flavors to choose from. Therein a Bomb Pop is a trio of flavors, lies the problem. How do you choose the Neapolitan of popsicles, which tasty frozen juice pop to in­ dulge in? In this article we'll look at if you will. the luxury version of popsicles, the Bomb Pop, and the economy class ty of choices to enjoy, but there are Freezie Pop. drawbacks. The first is freezing them. For those who don't know, a Bomb They aren't called Freezie Pops for Pop is a trio of flavors, the Neapolitan nothing. You buy the box, put it in of popsicles if you will. The top third the freezer, and then wait about 3 is a tasty tip of cherry. In the middle hours to enjoy one. On top of that is a citrus lime flavor and the bottom you have to open the damn thing, houses the flavor of blue raspberry. which usually wastes precious time This, combined with the texture of a in search for a scissors or knife. I've Bomb Pop, makes it one of the most opted to just bite the top off; it serves memorable of popsicles. its purpose. The Freezie Pop, on the other hand, The biggest drawback to Freezie has separate flavors in long plastic tubes. They have a slew of choices See POPSICLES page 10 ^os^ photo illustration by Erin Lennon uwmpost.com Features April 30,2007 7

ivine dinin Plan the perfect pre-finals party

Keep it classy with this step-by-step guide to throwing cocktail parties By Miranda Agee them off into another room. Assistant Features Editor This allows for more mingling and ensures a lively party. Does the thought of throw­ Keep the party space limited ing a cocktail soiree leave you to the dining room and living needing a drink? Well don't let room. Shut the doors to other it stress you out. rooms so guests don't go snoop­ With finals approaching, the ing around. If you are planning last thing you need is more on lighting lots of candles to stress, right? Throwing the per­ fect pre-finals get-together is the perfect way to make these Keep the party space upcoming weeks of test torture limited to the dining something to look forward to. room and living room. Drinks Shut the doors to other Don't let the cocktail part of cocktail party leave you with an rooms so guests don't empty checking account. go snooping around. First, decide on a few drinks to serve at your party. Pick up to five drinks that you can multi­ set a soft and chic environ­ task with. For instance, choose ment, you better call the E.R. drinks that all have the same ahead of time and tell them to main ingredient such as vodka stay on standby. With all of the (see drink recipes below). This drinking and talking going on, evening, you have got to feed The best way to avoid a in advance and have them show way you are not splurging on it is easy for your candles to be­ them, especially if you are friend who just won't leave the up at a certain time. This en­ too much alcohol and all you come a buzz kill once someone serving drinks. party well after it is over is to sures that the party ends and will have to worry about are burns themselves. Finger foods are the best plan ahead. Everyone coming your night starts. the mixers. Keep them to a minimum way to go. No plates or forks to your soiree should know be­ and in a low traffic area. Hang are needed. Pinwheels, lettuce forehand (via invites or word Absolute Stress Decorations some white Christmas lights, wraps and bruschetta (see reci­ of mouth) that you all will be Vz oz vodka Just because this is a party, pop in some disco music and pes below) will look fabulous going out for a night on the Vi oz coconut rum don't think balloons, stream­ adjust the dimmer switch ... on your table, but not for long. town after a few hours. ¥1 oz peach schnapps ers and noise makers will be decorations could not get any The more drinks you serve the Make sure to tell people to 1 oz cranberry juice on your shopping list. easier. more hungry your guest will start coming over around 7:30 1 oz pineapple juice Decorating for this party is be and that means you need to or 8 p.m. That way in a few 1 oz orange juice more technical. You need to re­ Food have an exit plan. hours, everyone will be ready move a lot of your seating such If you are inviting people to flock over to the bars. Make as chairs and couches. Push over to your house for a classy Ending the night sure to call the cab companies See DIVINE DINING page 8

Shaolin Boxing Methods KungFu Club -Practices Monday 630-830 UWM Ballroom or Wisconsin room -Traditional Southern Hung Gar style KungFu Questions email Matt at [email protected]

Diamond Way Buddhism Group of UWM Wednesdays Union 342 8:00-9:00 PM Come and learn about Buddhism and meditation in a relaxed setting.

"My recipe is simple: tell people the necessity of finding something which can carry them through sickness, aging and death, and don't be afraid to give them a glimpse of your joy of life. Tell people that the mind is like space: open, clear and limitless, and talk about both the way and the goal."

If you want to get involved call 229-5780 or check out the website at: www.activities.uwm.edu

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struggles. Meghan is going to "I'm the 21-year-old puff­ BROWN be escorted by her mom. ing on the inhaler," she said. Continued from page 6 Meghan hated hospitals "I wheeze when I do any­ and never wanted to stay thing. But I still do it. Maybe She brought her friends to a alone in one. Her mother I shouldn't." free Pilates night. promised her that she would She also speaks to high "It was totally different," never have to. She kept her school students through her she remembered. "You didn't word. work with the American Can­ get the pity look, the horri­ "We lived at Froedtert for cer Society. She gets frus­ fied look. All the people there two months," said Meghan. trated when she sees young are understanding." "My mom stayed there every people smoking or tanning. She is the youngest person night." She said they say that it won't at Gilda's Club. It is like that affect them for another 30 or everywhere, she said. At the 40 years, "but it starts now." hospitals, she was the young­ "I'm the 21-year-old Meghan wishes they knew est, because she was diag­ puffing on the inhaler. what cancer patients really nosed on the cusp of adult went through, because then care. I wheeze when I do they would stop smoking and "It's hard," Meghan ex­ anything. But I still do tanning. plained. "When you're diag­ When Megan tells her sto­ en, and diced tomato. nosed you feel very alone. it. Maybe I shouldn't." ry, she doesn't want the pity DIVINE DINING You feel like you are the only - Meghan Brown or head nods. Instead, she one going through it. The oth­ wants to inspire just one per­ Continued from page 7 Pinwheels er people, they get through son to stop smoking. While it. They're 80 and they sleep Meghan's mom slept in she is skeptical that she can Love Potion 8 oz cream cheese, soft­ through it." ened an uncomfortable chair that make that big of an impact, 1 oz vodka At Gilda's the age differ­ 4 oz chopped green chiles, folded out into a bed. In she still hopes. 1 oz amaretto ence doesn't bother Meghan drained fact, the only time Meghan's But she is not trying to 1 oz peach schnapps as much. According to her, 4 oz canned black olives, mom didn't stay with her was be preachy, about cancer 1 oz cranberry juice it's like having 25 other drained when Meghan was in ICU and or about anything in life. 1 oz orange juice grandparents. couldn't have anyone stay in Meghan just focuses on her 5 flour tortillas In May, Gilda's Club is the room. Even then though, own life. Cosmopolitan Mix all ingredients, spread having a fashion show called her mother stayed close by. "I've learned what works Cocktail onto tortilla shells, roll up "Show of Support." Meghan Her mother's optimism for me doesn't work for ev­ tortillas. Cover tightly with wanted to volunteer to help and sarcasm- helped Meghan eryone," said Meghan. "If it Yz oz lime juice plastic wrap, refrigerate for out last year, but this year tremendously through her takes me 15 years to finish 1 oz vodka three hours. Unwrap, cut they want her to be a model. treatment. school, then it takes me 15 Yz oz triple sec into slices and serve with Area boutiques donate years to finish school." Yz oz cranberry juice guacamole and salsa. clothes to the fashion show 'I don't want the pity' which is a luncheon fundrais­ She recently started do­ The Gilda's Club "Show of Zombie er. Guests sit at tables and ing triathlons. Before her Support" will be held on May 2 Bruschetta watch the models come out diagnosis, she was a very at the Italian Conference Cen­ Yi oz vodka 1 baguette to tell their story of survival athletic person, and after sit­ ter in Milwaukee from noon Yz oz coconut rum Tomatos, diced as well as model their outfit. ting out for three years while to 1:30 p.m. For more infor­ Yz oz melon liquor Onion, diced Each model is escorted by undergoing treatment, she is mation, visit their Web site 1 oz orange juice 3 fresh garlic cloves, the person who has helped glad to be doing something at www.gildasclubewi.org or 4 oz pineapple juice minced them the most through their again. call 962-8201. Basil Cut the baguette a diagonal Lettuce Wraps and put on a baking sheet. 1 head iceburg lettuce Drizzle with olive oil and Brown rice pop into the oven at 300 Chicken breasts, grilled and degrees Fahrenheit for 10 cubed minutes to make the slices Diced tomato crispy. Dice up the rest of Take one leaf of lettuce and the ingredients and spoon fill with cooked rice, chick­ onto the baguette. Just in Time Job Fair Meet with employers interested in hiring UWM students in all academic majors for full-time, part-time, summer jobs and internships.

Just some of the employers coming: AFLAC-alt majors Blood Center of Wisconsin - health care related majors Brady Corporation - various majors CingularWireless/AT&T- letters and science, business, information resources Coca Cola Enterprises - all majors CNH - engineering and business D3 Drafting - all majors EMTEQ - engineering,finance, marketing, administrative leadership GE Supply - all majors Hilton Milwaukee Center - All majors KPMG, LLP - accounting Lutheran Family Services - education, psychology, nursing, social work St. Aemilian Lakeside - education, psychology, nursing, social work, marketing, MIS Thrivent Financial - all majors WITI-TV/Fox 6- Milwaukee - journalism, mass comm., Graphic design Yaskawa Electric America - engineering & computer science •r

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Tuesday, May 1 7-8:30 p.m. tional outfits (trajes) from a variety of in the Union Alumni Fireside Lounge Mexican states. The event is featuring MC ChiquilAn of 104.7-FM La GranD ra­ The Public Policy Forum is presenting dio station and a special performance by the results of its recent survey of black, singer Salvador Villanueva. white and Latino race relations in south­ eastern Wisconsin. The presentation is followed by a panel of UWM respon­ Veladoras dents which includes: Joan M. Prince, (Votive Candles) Workshop vice chancellor for Partnerships and In­ novations, Patricia Villarreal, acting di­ Friday, May 4 .12:30-3:30 p.m. rector for the Office of Equity/Diversity in Bolton Hall, Services, Gregory S. Jay, director of the Room 196 Cultures and Communities Program, and Yeni Salgado, a UWM student. In Latino culture, veladoras are a fundamental part of alters and shrines. They typically have an image of a saint "The Invisible Mexicans or other spiritual icon on them. The tall glass candles are traditionally burned to of Deer Canyon" enhance prayer. The flame is a symbol Wednesday, May 2 7-8:30 p.m. of life and hope. Contemporary velado­ May 5 is a night for Mexican celebration in the UWM Union Theater ras can represent non-religious wishes, such as love, luck and health. Supplies The film provides an in-depth look at By Andrea Doinik World Dance Series Presents: are provided for participants to create a Staff Writer what life is like for poor, undocumented hand-painted veladora. Salsa Dance Mexican immigrants living clandestine Cinco de Mayo is a national holiday lives in the United States. Over 2,000 Monday, April 30 5-10 p.m. individuals live in the wealthy neigh­ Latino Student Success in Mexico that celebrates the Battle of in the Union Ballroom Puebla. It is often confused with Mexi­ borhoods of San Diego without running Banquet and Dance co's Independence Day. Free salsa dance lessons from 5-7 water, electricity or sanitation. The films The Battle of the Puebla is celebrated p.m., followed by a salsa dance perfor­ director, John Carlos Frey, spent a year Saturday, May 5 6:30-11:30 p.m. because an outnumbered and poorly mance by Rumba Caliente. There will filming this expose. The running time of in the Union Wisconsin Room equipped Mexican army was able to de­ also be live music and dancing with De the film is 73 minutes. Cost: $10 per person, free for graduating feat the French invaders. The commem­ La Buena. seniors oration of Cinco de Mayo is a celebration Mexican Trajes of Mexico's victory over the French and The Cinco de Mayo themed banquet the power of determination to succeed Respecting the Elephant in Fashion Show and dance is being held to celebrate the against all odds. achievements of UWM's Latino students. the Room: Black, White and Thursday, May 3 5:30-7 p.m. in the Golda Graduating seniors are receiving special To celebrate this holiday, the Roberto Latino Race Relations in Meir Library, fourth floor Conference Room recognition. All students, faculty, staff, Hernandez Center will be offering a va­ families and friends are invited to at­ riety of free activities. Southeastern Wisconsin Latino students are modeling tradi­ tend. R.S.V.P. is required; call 229-6156.

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Monday 4.30 Hollywood vs. History: Eight Men Out Eight members of the Chicago White Sox conspired to throw the World Series to the Cincinnati Reds in the infamous "Black Sox Scandal." Presentation 6:30pm, screening 7pm, Union Theatre

Friday 5.4 World Cinema, Iklimler (Climates) Relationship between middle-aged professor and his younger girlfriend brutally implodes. 7pm, Friday • 5 & 9pm, 5.5, Saturday • 5 & 7pm, 5.6, Sunday Union Theatre • Tickets: $4 discount, $5 general

Thursday 5.3 Back by Popular Demand: King Solomon Aggressively syncopated, smooth hypnotic Friday 5.4 Black & Gold Night reggae, Gasthaus, 9pm Cosmic Bowling Play for prizes, 1st session: 7-8:25pm, 2nd session: 8:30-10pm, Rec. Center April 30- May 5 UNIVERSITYof WISCONSIN UWMILWAUKEE For information about a wide variety of events, activities & services in the UWM Union: Union Information Center: 414-229-4825 Union Web Site: www.needabreak.uwm.edM

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Senate Appropriations sit down and talk with me," Student Proofreading PROTEST Committee (SAC) chairman Huibregtse said. Continued from page 1 Dan Bahr sympathizes with He added that the meeting and Coaching Services their situation, but stands by did not have quorum at the information and rates at: members," and that the deci­ the committee's decision. time, and that their case nev­ successfulwords.com/studentservices.html sions "are inconsistent with "I'm very sensitive to their er should have been heard in Student Association bylaws situation, but based on the the first place. Proofing student papers and pose a threat to students' information presented, we "I'm not going to pander mechanics (spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc.) right to democracy." could not grant an exten­ to emotions; they didn't fol­ assigned style (e.g., MLA, APA) Following the tragic death sion," Bahr said. low the process and they Coaching for coherence of Dimitrius "Tank" Jackson, Bahr added that about shouldn't have been on the with instructor's permission the BSU failed to turn in the two-thirds of the funding agenda," Huibregtse said. SA Sen. Caleb Kopczyk, suggestions for a more coherent paper, chapter, etc. necessary paperwork to be for the BSU request can still included in last weekend's be allocated through SAC's who was not involved in large-grant meeting. The small-grant meetings. the April 17 SAC meeting in deadline for the paperwork Video of a portion of the question but also recently re­ coincided with the date of meeting is available on You- signed frojn SAC, felt like the Are you wondering where you are going the funeral for Jackson. The Tube, where former SAC job often put members in a group argues that under the Vice-Chair Tobin Huibregtse no-win situation. to store ALL your stuff this summer? circumstances, an extension argues the merit of an exten­ "People kept saying that should have been granted. sion with BSU members and we weren't viewpoint neu­ SUMMER SPECIAL! ? "We should have been ex­ eventually leaves the meet­ tral when they didn't get the cused for a death; everyone ing. funding they wanted," Kopc­ in our organization was at Huibregtse resigned fol­ zyk said. "I just got tired of $20 Off /Month the funeral," said BSU Senior lowing the meeting and has people constantly putting Heated/Alr-Conditloned Units Vice President Angelique not had any further contact that kind of pressure on us." Sharpe. with anyone from the group. Gabe Wahhab and Rebecca 10 n M 5ft Units Sharpe added that the "The only contact I have Ellenbecker were appointed (Normally $9G/moniti} group is filing a complaint had with them is when they at the April 22 Student As­ through the University Stu­ waved their signs in my sociation Senate meeting to dent Court. face. But they won't actually fill the two vacancies. GREEN BUY H H mil »KKJr 3a* 1 OHMtoK 4505 N. fireen Bay Ave. 1414) 264-7777 RIAA give testimony against the western U.S. District Court www.ghaselfstoraye com offender of a penalty would region, including UW-Eau Continued from page 4 require the university to re­ Claire and UW-Stout. lease the students' contact "And it's anybody's • idea of Information Technology information. why [the RIAA] went to Dis­ communications director. But the RIAA skipped sub­ trict Court to get a ruling to Large Cheese "Crap!" Brett said. "I most­ poenaing and instead went tell us that we should give up ly download in pretty public directly to court to get the information that we would areas, so it's hard to trace the university to give the stu­ give up anyway if we got a IP address, but who knows dents' information. subpoena," Rust said. for only $9.99 what they've got on me?" "The only thing that we The Wisconsin State Jour­ For Pick up, Dine in or Delivery. In a March 16 e-mail, UW- resisted was the settlement nal reported that according Madison Interim Chief Infor­ letters," Rust explained. "We to "court documents," the mation Officer Ken Frazier would absolutely comply 53 IP addresses accounted (Pnfyat told students the university with a subpoena. We would for approximately 25,000 Cii" would not give targeted stu­ have to." illegally downloaded music dents the settlement letters And Rust said UW-Madi- files, though Rust said he did JVZ/LCL / sent to the university by the son is not the only campus not see this number in the RIAA a few days earlier, un­ being targeted — the 53 IP proceedings. Shuttle! : less the RIAA sought a sub­ addresses could have been No RIAA representatives poena. This legal process traced to UW System schools were available for comment commanding a witness to anywhere in Wisconsin's Thursday evening.

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the stuff of legend, around 100,000 fans crowded New York City's streets and actress Pola Negri collapsed onto Enjoy the silents his coffin with grief. Milwaukee Public Museum Besides the larger-than-life person­ Streets of Old Milwaukee for realism, it is also important to con­ alities of its stars, the silent era pro­ Nickelodeon Fostering an appreciation sider where these actors came from duced many notable works of art just as worthy of that title as any paint­ Silent Sunday for classic film — theater and vaudeville. They did not Late (most) Sunday nights have the benefit of spoken dialogue to ing by Leonardo da Vinci or sonnet on Turner Classic Movies By Gemma Guenther get their emotions across, but rather by Shakespeare. The epics of D.W. Chief Copy Editor relied on their expressions. Griffith, such as "The Birth of a Na­ tion" and "Intolerance" (though "Birth" Cinematheque @ University Of course, some performances were of Wisconsin subtler than others, and actors such as has been rightly criticized for racist It's difficult to imagine a world with­ Plays many types of films, see out the motion picture, yet in the grand Asta Nielsen are now praised for their content) feature amazing cinematog­ scheme of human history, its inven­ more natural style. raphy and set the bar for big-budget calendar @ www.cinema.wisc.edu historical dramas. tion (1895) was fairly recent. Although Many other conventions the unedu­ Netflix many people claim to be cinephiles, it cated filmgoer may think are new are Fans of foreign films should also Many silent films are available to rent is impossible to have a true apprecia­ reconsider silent cinema. The film in­ tion of the art form while ignoring a dustry was less concentrated than it with membership. major part of its existence. Think Angelina Jolie was is today. Germany and France in par­ ticular produced many poignant films Your local library As technology advanced and "talk­ the first conniving, exotic- Most libraries have a small selection ies" became the norm, society began to before the war drained money from ridicule the silent film as overdramat- looking seductress of the their respective economies. Germany of classic silent films. excelled in early horror cinema, and ic and overacted. At worst, they were screen? Hardly. boring and (gasp!) black and white (al­ every Halloween viewers find master­ sonality — the great Charlie Chaplin though many silent films were tinted pieces "Nosferatu," "Metropolis" and — will surely be remembered as one of with color). also "borrowed" from this golden era "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" just as the great icons of last century. chilling as modern fare. However, upon viewing some of in cinema. Think Angelina Jolie was Unfortunately, at the time many these classic films and learning more the first conniving, exotic-looking se­ On the lighter side, many of the of these films were made, they were about the history behind them, one is ductress of the screen? silent era's great comedians' — Buster not considered art, and it is estimated able to appreciate them as a distinct Hardly — the term "vamp" itself Keaton, Harold Lloyd — works, based that at least 80 percent of films from art form, as well as to realize that was invented for silent film star Theda on physical gags and innocent humor this time period are lost. Today, many many of the conventions begun in the Bara. Icon Mary Pickford was Ameri­ — are very relatable to today's audi­ groups, including the American Film silent era (roughly 1895-1930) are still ca's sweetheart long before Meg Ryan ence, and the likeability of these actors Institute, work to preserve the films utilized by Hollywood today. was even born, and Italian heartthrob makes watching them far more enjoy­ that remain so that these cultural ar­ able than many modern comedies. tifacts can be studied and at last given Are these films overacted? While it Rudolph Valentino broke the mold for their due. is true that most actors didn't strive over-the-top Hollywood funerals. Now And the era's most famous per- A different kind of movie experience A preview of the Milwaukee Underground Film Festival

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"We are committed to pub­ licly promoting the best in provocative, innovative, bi­ zarre, political and otherwise controversial film, video and new media work." So says the When 'I'm late' Milwaukee Underground Film Festival, or MUFF,, as it is more commonly known, mission From "Song's of Praise," a film by Emily Vey Duke and Cooper Battersby. statement. becomes funny The festival has humble are only $15 and $5 for UWM opened to films with a narra­ roots, however, and has come people. While it is important tive, those which more closely a long way since it began in to maintain low entry fees we resemble movies the general 'Knocked Up ies. After a drunken hook class, very do-it-yourself, as would eventually like to get public sees. MUFF, while main­ up with out-of-his-league members played videos on a grants to abolish the fees alto­ taining its underground roots, more then just entertainment journalist single screen. After dying for gether," says Ari Hamidi, direc­ aims to be more accessible to Alison (Katherine Heigl), a few years, MUFF was brought tor of MUFF. the general public. pregnancy jokes he finds out he's going to back last year and turned into This year, the festival fea­ "Misconceptions of under­ By Tyler Casey be a father. The two decide an international, student-run tures seven programs, with ground films is that they are in­ Campus Life Editor to try and make a real rela­ festival. The festival has dou­ additional galleries for local accessible, with only one point tionship work and hilarity bled in size since its re-launch artists to display their work. of view. In reality, the work is Judd Apatow has made ensues. last year. Hamidi says the films range accessible from different sides; a name for himself as one It's not exactly a creative "MUFF is completely grass­ from avant garde, to experi­ there is more than one way to of Hollywood's most ac­ roots. We do a lot of cross mental, to quirky animation see a film. If you are confused, claimed comedy writers in Life lessons on and political. promotion and bartering with both TV ("Freaks & Geeks," love and maturity sponsors. Entry fees for films Also, this year the festival See MUFF page 12 "Undeclared") and film ("The 40 Year Old Virgin," are learned by the which he also directed). characters, but the His trademark combina­ tion of base humor, heart film never hammers and pop culture sensibil­ ity are present in his latest the point home like film, "Knocked Up," a hilari­ the average Owen ous look at pregnancy and relationships. Wilson romantic Longtime supporting ac­ comedy. tor Seth Rogen takes the lead as Ben, an aspiring plot, but Apatow makes it Web designer whose daily work with realistic dia­ routine consists of wak­ logue and a heartfelt sen­ ing up, getting high with sibility that doesn't ever From Don Hertzfeldt's award-winning animation "Every From Michael Robinson's new film, "And We All Shine On." his friends and chronicling thing Will Be OK." nude scenes in old mov­ See KNOCKED UP page 12 12 April 30,2007 Arts & Entertainment The UWM Post

new kinds of work," says Hamidi. MUFF Films on May 4 and 5 will be held at Continued from page 11 the Walker's Point Center for the Arts, A fresh face in fashion and May 6 at the Times Cinema. The bored or excited, you should embrace cost to attend is $4 for a single film, $7 rials make the collection wearable how you feel while watching the film," per night, and $20 for a weekend pass. Local designer premieres through the spring into the fall. explains Hamidi. More information can be found at www. While the show was divided in She also says that the term indepen­ milwaukeeunderground.org. her fall collection its theme, the looks went down the dent is "slippery," and MUFF is By Christy Brownfield runway one after another, first Al­ much different from festivals Staff Writer ice's, then the Mad Hatter's, and so like the Sundance, Park City on. The Alices wore short balloon and Telluride. It more closely As fashion trends change and dresses and voluminous trapeze resembles the Ann Arbor Film evolve, so does the landscape of coats in shades of white, light blue Festival. This year, the festival fashion. Milwaukee fashion is con­ and pink. promises to be low-key, as MUFF tinuously evolving. Those in the On the other hand, Mad Hatters is less interested in "fanfare, but know consider Shanel Regier one of were swathed in more neutral col­ rather quality." the premier local designers, a "fresh ors like brown, dark green and tan Despite the stereotypes that face in fashion." underground films are difficult A write-up in Women's Wear Dai­ The theme for this season's to understand and way out ly confirms this esteemed title. Her there, "MUFF hopes viewers will styling always hints towards Vic­ show was The Mad Hatter be challenged with what they torian romance, but as her famous and Alice in Wonderland; of see and that they are open to From the film, "Coconut," by UWM student Chris Hoag. corsets would suggest, not all of her designs are quite so innocent. course this was not released Shanel showed her fall '07 col­ until the actual show. lection on April 21 in the Historic Turner Ballroom, and those in at­ tendance can attest to the fact it with tight turtlenecks, high-waisted THIS THURSDAY! was packed. Mother Nature was on skirts and witty top hats. Each group Shanel's side, providing a beautiful sported Shanel's signature corsets, one nlght»one stage*one worlchone jam spring day, giving way to a clear, some retaining the classic design, cool evening. This allowed all the and others with belt buckle closures the ONION beautiful people to comfortably instead of the usual ribbon. *•—--""TONIGHT wear open shoes, and no coats, way In addition to the show itself, ^KjpNINE wvm ^—r chicer than bulky winter wear. a silent auction raised money for The theme for this season's show the "Shanel Regier Art in Fashion was The Mad Hatter and Alice in Fund." The fund offers one art stu­ Wonderland; of course this was not dent with junior or senior standing released until the actual show. Some a grant or scholarship. A sculptor 30-plus looks graced the runway, by trade and Milwaukee Institute half with an air of whimsy and in­ of Art and Design graduate, Shanel nocence, the others a little darker understands the difficulties aspir­ and mischievous. ing artists face. ri While this is technically a fall As Shanel continues to learn and show, meaning the clothes are grow as a designer and artist, her intended for fall wearing, the va­ work becomes more focused and riety of textures, colors and mate­ her points of view more clear.

erywhere, but it's never forced KNOCKED UP "Knocked Up" sometimes resem­ Continued from page 11 bles a funnier version of real life than it does a Hollywood summer »» • 1 • seem sappy. It also helps that he's comedy. cast his film with people who are That's not to say it's perfect. genuinely funny. Clocking in at a hefty (by comedy Rogen, like Steve Carell in "Vir­ standards) two hours, you might & TH1FAIMW BAND gin," shows he can carry a film, and be tempted to check your "watch Heigl (of "Grey's Anatomy" fame) every so often. Comedy Vetera shows good comedic timing. Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd steal almost every scene they're in as Alison's At least now you'll know sister and brother-in-law, respec­ why they call it "crowning.' tively. And the numerous appear­ ances and cameos all make it work. Not to spoil anything, but this mov­ Harold Ramis seems terribly unde­ ie even finds a way to make Ryan rused in what turns out to be a bit Seacrest funny. role as Ben's father. The real strength of "Knocked And for the squeamish or those Up" is in the dialogue. Apatow is who were sick that day you saw one of the few Hollywood screen­ the video of how a baby is born in writers who seem to draw inspira­ eighth grade health class, there's tion from real life instead of other one sequence that might be a little films. needlessly graphic. At least now The result is a story that's raun­ you'll know why they call it "crown­ chy, but not in an "OMG, he just ing." boned a pie" way. Life lessons on But the good far outweighs the

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Porcupine Tree rubs listeners the right way It's half-and-half with little-known band By Andrew Rooney the UK at least). Wilson be­ Staff Writer gan Porcupine Tree as a side project and focused heavily When it comes to Porcu­ on ambient music. Currently pine Tree chances are you fall the band draws from count­ into one of two camps; you less genres including metal have never heard of them, or on recent releases. you think they are one of the Musically and lyrically greatest bands in existence. the album plays heavy off of At this point many peo­ the notion that the current ple may be wondering how generation is becoming com­ a band that they have never pletely desensitized by MTV, quickly becoming a fan fa­ heard of could be one of the prescription drugs, sex and vorite and the closer "Sleep greatest in existence, and the the culture of the Internet. Together" seems to be the answer is that Porcupine Tree Both the lyrics and the title track that every album has is truly something extraordi­ of the album heavily reflect in that half the people hate nary. Wilson's fear. it and the other half feel it is Steven Wilson, who does The title track opens the the best on the album. all the producing, singing, album and is a strong opener, "Fear of a Blank Planet" has arranging, mixing and writ­ as every Porcupine Tree al­ more in common with Por­ ing for the band, was a child bum has a powerful opener cupine Tree's releases prior to 2002, upsetting many fans "Fear of a Blank Planet" has more in common with that discovered the band via the albums "In Absentia" and Porcupine Tree's releases prior to 2002, upsetting "Deadwing." It is less rock many fans that discovered the band via the and pop and more mood and lengthy tracks. albums "In Absentia" and "Deadwing." It is less Alex Lifeson of Rush and rock and pop and more mood and lengthy tracks. Robert Fripp of King Crim­ son, who are tremendous fans of the band, make ap­ music prodigy who is now and segues into "My Ashes," pearances on the album with referred to by many as one before the album hits the Fripp's soundscapes on "Way of the most talented people marathon "Anesthetize." out of Here" being one of the in the music industry and he The 17-minute track is an album's highlights. has yet to disappoint fans. epic in every sense of the Porcupine Tree will be em­ ~ Porcupine Tree's most re­ word and features some of barking on a lengthy U.S. tour cent release, "Fear of a Blank the most mesmerizing gui­ in support of the album and Planet," is their ninth studio tar playing that Wilson has will be stopping at The Rave album and has already be­ ever produced. The following on June 2 for what is sure to come their best selling (in track, "Way Out of Here" is be an excellent show.

now on the show "How I Met American people in front of NOSTALGIA Your Mother" and Seth Rogen the TV every Tuesday night, Continued .from page 13 played a role in "40-year-old even when the show switched Virgin." to Sundays. FOX had a hit Show" was voted one of the It seems that both shows on their hands that led the best television series by En­ were popular in their debut people to watch other FOX tertainment Weekly in 1998. season and had high ratings. series. After season two, the mov­ "That '70s Show" has had "Freaks and Geeks" was ie offers piled in for the cast eight seasons. The cast has aimed towards a younger members. The hilarious Ash- become the latest addition to fan base, because they used ton Kutcher got a lead role in the Hollywood scene. Despite actors who were supposed "Dude, Where's My Car?" and cancellation after one sea­ freshman; (John Daley, Samm recently "The Guardian." To- son, "Freaks and Geeks" had Levine and Martin Starr) pher Grace acted in "Traffic" a wide fan base, but could These youths didn't make it and is also appearing in the not live up to the rest of the beyond this show, except for new upcoming "Spiderman shows on primetime NBC. a few minor characters in B- 3" as Venom. Wilmer Valder- "Freaks and Geeks" was films. rama is presently working a hit show for a couple epi­ Maybe if "Freaks and Geeks" on season two of MTV's "Yo sodes and then NBC put the would have been picked up Momma" and had a key role show on different nights and by a different network, like in "Fast Food Nation." times, which led fans to won­ they'd planed to do after the "Freaks and Geeks" de­ der where the show went? cancellation, it could have buted on Sept. 25, 1999, on This was a big reason the made it. Unfortunately, the NBC, also had luck with its show failed. show wasn't picked up and cast making it out of the tele­ Also, with both shows re­ that was the end of it. vision shows and onto the volving around the '70-'80s There were many linger­ big screen. era, "That '70s Show" focused ing questions at the end of James Franco has been in more on individual problems season one that should have countless box-office hits. He involving a humor-based left the audience captivated, starred in "Spiderman" as platform that fans couldn't but sadly, there was no sea­ Harry Osborne and had the get enough of. son two. lead role as a fighter-pilot It was a weekly show that It is all about ratings and in "Flyboys." Jason Segel is the ratings proved had the income for networks.

PRINCESS RAMBLIN' ROON Continued from page 15 Continued from page 17 so much work, but I say that's why that is similar to something off of "The Fragile," you're in it. If a relationship is so easy and "The Great Destroyer" contains beats that they wouldn't be fun at all. Like a video have never been used on a Nine Inch Nails album game that is too simple to beat doesn't before. get much play time, a relationship that In the words of Reznor, "A lot of it was im­ requires no effort doesn't last long. provised. It is very tedious describing your own That's why "Harvest Moon" is one of music. It's not just music. It's probably too long, my favorite games of all time. Balanc­ but it felt like the right thing to do to paint the ing every element of the game makes it complete picture. It will sound different after that much more rewarding at the end. a few listens. You can think about it and it will You get out of the experience what reveal more than you were expecting. You can you put in and that is true of so many dance to a lot of it." things in life. Good video games re­ Track for track, "Year Zero" is an improvement quire as much as a good relationship over the spotty "With Teeth," and while not as im­ does. After that it's all just six cannon- mediate as "The Downward Spiral" or as reward­ ball explosions and an ending song. ing as "The Fragile," "Year Zero" is an adequate (I need to stop now before Hallmark album that will keep listeners happy until either hires me.) 2009 or more likely somewhere around 2012.

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wearing a tuxedo with long Carl," said Adam. "I see COLLEGE = $ coattails. It looked like Carl you're still struggling with Continued from page 14 had put on 100 pounds of originality." Carl tensed in Face the music anger. Adam . continued, muscle. have a question for Timber- He stepped out of the cop­ "Carl, the reason I stopped Today's songs lack lake: Do you need a receipt to up at the approaching, mas­ ter and tipped his top hat writing after I met success is deep meanings bring sexyback? sive, dull grey sphere. Before towards the crowd. He flexed because I got enough money Apparently, an "artist," Lil' the moon's new PA system his arms and drew gasps to do what I always wanted By Nicole Arata Mama released a song, "Lip announced Carl Mark's from the crowd. Carl pulled — travel, spend time with Staff Writer Gloss." I do not think I have name, Adam Smith knew it a satchel of doubloons from my friends and family, and to share lyrics to evoke brain was him. his coat pocket and show­ just relax." Official Announcement: aneurysms, but here is a lit­ Adam read the issue of ered his former classmates youngsters need to turn down tle sample: "They say my lip "Fortune" that discussed in riches. that crap they call "music." gloss is cool / my lip gloss "wealthy industrialist" Carl Carl stopped painfully "I see you're still buying These words, which pass as be poppin' / all the boys be Mark's decision to hollow pelting his classmates' backs your friends," said lyrics," are laughable. jockin' / they'chasing me after out the moon to expand cu­ with coins as they searched Music that plays on the school." Chap stick is good; it bical space for his company for gold in the grass on all- Adam. radio gives today's culture a makes my lips soft and sweet, — Marks' Capitol Inc. fours. He saw a portly man Carl winced, and plethora of useless words to however, writing a sonnet (or sitting at a table in the dis­ sing along. This generation tance and yelled, "You over caused a sickening does not care about important Feminists everywhere When the MCl-Moon there, at the table! Why are you not accepting my gift?" amount of muscles issues of the world; just creat­ are praising Beyonce stopped accelerating, ing some beat to shake one's Adam turned towards in his face to flex. booty too. - for her inspirational a small helicopter Carl. Carl excitedly said, "L- look at this! My old college This chick called Beyonce words of wisdom: Just came out of it and has a song called "Irreplace­ dorm mate. Now a sad truf­ "I see you're still strug­ able." The song begins: "To the replace one cheating landed inches from fle-shuffling fat man!" gling to pay the bills," left / to the left / to the left / the reunion's grill. Adam responded, "I'm snapped Carl too late for the to the left / to the left / to the lying man with sorry, what's your name joke to be effective. left." Makes me wonder if she another. Carl emerged wearing again?" "I see you're still buying knows she has a right side as a tuxedo with long Carl roared, "Shut your your friends," said Adam. well. song) about chap stick is not face! The entire human race Carl winced, and caused Apparently, it is crucial for in order. In addition, when the coattails. It looked like knows who I am, and they al­ a sickening amount of mus­ the listeners to know the box boys be "jockin," it does not Carl had put on 100 ways will. Even after becom­ cles in his face to flex. Si­ is to the left of the closet. Later sound like a good thing. ing a one-hit-wonder author, lently, Carl placed a tray of in the same song the lyrics go: A popular song by Akon pounds of muscle. you still think you're better gold coins on the table. The "I can have another you in a called "I wanna love you," has than me." coins were stacked in neat minute / in fact he'll be "here lyrics saying: "I'm far from a After letting out a long towers. Carl replied, "I want any minute." Feminists every­ scrub / and you know my pedi­ The article neglected to and airy burp, Adam said, to buy your brain." where are praising Beyonce for gree / ex-deala use to move approach the issue of the "I wrote a book that gained Adam paused in complete her inspirational words of wis­ phetamines." In a society moon turning off on the national attention and you confusion, "What?" dom: Just replace one cheating where being an ex-drug dealer nights of holidays MCI em­ think you can make me feel "Your brain," started Carl, lying man with another. is a positive trait in a mate, ployees are given off. Nor did like I haven't achieved any­ "is the only area in life you've Justin Timberlake's song, individuals need to step back the article mention Carl at­ thing?" ever been able to beat me in. "Sexyback," hit airwaves with and reevaluate life Choices. taching engines to the moon Carl walked past his old And now I have the power to a smash. A section of the song: Perhaps, being rich is not the so he could drive it to oc­ classmates and joined Adam take that from you." "Girl let me make up for the most important thing in life. casions such as his 20 year at a picnic table and said, Still confused, Adam re­ things you lack / because you I know I may sound like an high school reunion. "You wrote a mid-level thrill­ plied, "What?" are burning up I got to get it old fart, but I don't think it's When the MCI-Moon er that keeps your attention Carl slammed his fist fast." One little suggestion to too much to ask for a little stopped accelerating, a small long enough to forget who's down on the picnic table the guys out there, wait until more meaning and a little less helicopter came out of it and the author." and caused the tall stacks of after sex to point out a girl's sexism and stupidity in the landed inches from the re­ "I read that 'Newsweek' doubloons to crash onto the shortcomings. Although I do top 40. union's grill. Carl emerged review of my book as well, table. You're going to need a

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Joe Paterno, in reaction to 71,000 fans showing up at Penn State's spring football game wearing orange and maroon to honor Virginia Tech: "To see all those kids come across campus, you realize that Sports there's something about intercollegiate athletics thaf s special." April 30,2007 19 uwmpost.com I The start of something special Club football awakens from hibernation

By Jimmy Lemke Sports Editor

Nearly 9,200 people showed up for the spring football game at the University of Alabama, where new head coach Nick Saban has brought a new hope for the Crimson Tide's meat-and-potatoes sport. Seventy-one thousand Nittany Li­ ons faithful packed Happy Valley for the scrimmage between the Blue and White teams of Penn State. Not one single fan attended the opening of spring football practices at the Uni­ versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. Don't take it the wrong way, though. There's plenty of reason for optimism. "We used to get 30, maybe 35 guys for the spring football practices," said running back Jeff Cottam, "but this is awesome." Somewhere around 50 prospec­

tive football players, ranging from N freshmen to grad students, took part " -*%. in the opening spring practice last Tuesday night in Engelmann Gym. The club team, which was founded in 2003, is independent from the Members of UWM club football run sprints at the first practice in preparation for the fall football season. The first practice was held at 7 p.m. school's athletic department, but Tuesday in the Engelmann gym. Post photo by Kyle Stevens draws its roster exclusively from the student body. "This isn't a bunch of guys run- Of course, the big game of the • ning around with a football, this is season is against Marquette, which real intercollegiate football," head also has a club football team. Since coach Nick Wember told the team at the inception of the Brew City Clas­ the end of practice. sic in 2003, a traveling trophy has been awarded to the winner of the Marquette-Milwaukee club football "This isn't a bunch of game. guys running around with The truth is the trophy hasn't done a whole lot of traveling. The a football, this is real Milwaukee Panthers have won ev­ intercollegiate football." ery contest, keeping their hands on the Golden Keg. Last season's game, - Nick Wember, Club played at Milwaukee's home field Football head coach of Shorewood High, was an instant classic. Up by only eight points in the Indeed, the Panthers are taking on closing minutes, Milwaukee gave up bona fide college football teams in a touchdown to the Golden Eagles. the fall. With games lined up against Marquette, choosing to go for the UW-Oshkosh, UW-Stevens Point and two-point conversion, threw an in­ Carroll College, the Panthers are terception in the end zone, and the getting set to take on a beast of a Members of UWM club football discuss upcoming practices in preparation for the fall schedule. See FOOTBALL page 24 football season. Post photo by Kyle Stevens

Record breaking: No big thing Mirror image Beth Zimmerman also set a UWM women new record for UWM in the Baseball splits with Wright State jumpers succeed in triple jump. Zimmerman leapt 39-6 Yz to reset her By Jimmy Lemke setting new records previous record. She had Sports Editor originally set the record at By Curtis Claassen 38-11 last week at the Kan­ When the Wright State Raiders came into town, Staff Writer sas Relays. they were expecting to finish their three-game se­ Freshman Regina Pierce ries with the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and The University of Wis­ also nearly topped the leave on Saturday. consin-Milwaukee women's mark, jumping 38-7 to take Once again, the weather made the Panthers take track and field team broke a third. Zimmerman also fin­ a rain check, and the first game of the set was post­ sprint medley relay record ished second in the long poned to Sunday. Saturday at the Drake Re­ jump (18-5 Y*). After wet conditions pushed back the beginning lays. Senior Taryn Cozine also of the first game on Saturday an hour, the Panthers Senior Timeka Walk­ had a big day, taking sec­ were out of sync, suffering a 12-4 loss at the hands er, sophomore Shannon ond in the 400m hurdles of the Raiders. Buttchem and freshmen with a time of 1:02.90. The Milwaukee was led to battle by Robert Michalk­ Laura Ring and Kelsey Con­ time was a career best and iewicz, who pitched 4 2/3 innings, giving up three rad combined on a time of is now the fifth-best mark earned runs on 10 hits. It was the first time Michalk­ 4:03.10, which placed 17th in school history. iewicz lost a game in five starts. in the event. The previous Sophomore Jenni Saa­ Ben McClarey (23) warms up with the rest of the Grant Berkovitz drove in all four of the Panthers' record was set at 4:03.91 at rinen also had a successful team at Henry Aaron Field Saturday afternoon runs while only going one for three in game one. the same meet in 2005. On Friday, sophomore See TRACK page 22 versus Wright State. Post photo by Kyle Stevens See BASEBALL page 25 20 April 30,2007 Sports The UWM Post olumn Over analyzed: Platoon working Why ESPN goes to the extreme

yes, related to sports, but require no out for Brew Crew Signs point to thought on the games themselves. It corporate ownership includes my personal favorite, "Why In outfield, it's split batting average versus southpaws and Randy Moss should stop talking?" even hitting right-handed pitchers at Why does ESPN feel the need to jus­ a respectable .313 clip. Jenkins has By Nathan Anthony between Mench, Jenkins Staff Writer tify itself as an entertainment news maintained his dominance against outlet? Why does it bother with these right-handers, hitting .386 versus a By John Raschig If you read the paper last week, shows and just stick to sports? measly .222 average versus south­ Special to the Post you noticed a massive two full page paws, numbers in relative accordance I'm a habitual watcher of ESPN and section devoted to the NFL Draft. For with his career statistics. In 2006, Milwaukee Brewers out­ football fans, this is a big deal be­ I'm especially fond of those whacky fielder Geoff Jenkins hit for a .271 av­ With corner outfielders expected to cause you get to see the rookies come shows like "Around the Horn" and "Par- erage and a .791 on-base plus slugging post impressive offensive numbers, up and make it big. the two have combined to do just that. percentage, which are low numbers, However, for sports analysts, it's Why does ESPN feel the especially for a veteran corner outfield­ a time to hit at every possible sce­ er making $7 million per year. need to justify itself as an Together, they have hit for a nario, every pick, ever single day for This year, Jenkins owns a sparkling a week. entertainment news outlet? .358 batting average, leading to an .356 average, with five home You have one-time demigods like amazing 1.007 OPS. Why does it bother with runs and 17 RBIs, which would Mel Kiper coming on air and yammer­ Last year, Kevin Mench hit .269, in­ ing on for days about this guy and these shows and just stick to cluding months of .211 and .233 follow­ place them among league this team and what everyone should ing his trade to the Brewers for Carlos be doing. sports? Lee, leading to a meager .733 OPS. This leaders. But it isn't just the draft. Any time year he has a great .353 average and something even remotely related to don the Interruption" (PTI). I watch it a respectable .875 OPS, a big upgrade Together, they have hit for a .356 aver­ sports, like the Virginia Tech shoot­ every morning when I wake up, and from last year. age, with five home runs and 17 RBIs, ings, ESPN needs to air it, over and every night before I go to bed. It is What explains the improvement by which would place them among league where I gained my affinity for base­ leaders. over, until they've devoted hours of both players? They do. air time on it. ball (web gems are the reason I love Manager Ned Yost intelligently de­ The successful platoon of Mench baseball) and also where I gained my and Jenkins remains an integral part Even things actually related to cided to platoon each player, inserting sports are put under this light, like understanding of sports in general. them into the starting line-up based of the Brewers' early season accom­ So why, when I turn on ESPN lately, plishments. With the outfield part of the Bob Knight "chin tap" incident last on the opposing pitcher. When a left- does it seem we are only talking about the offensive problem last year, it now year in which ESPN went as far as to handed starting pitcher assumes the what a person is doing in life, not serves as one of the primary reasons have debates over whether it was a mound for the opposing team, Mench in sports? Yes, Pacman Jones was a can expect to see his name in the the Milwaukee Brewers sit atop the Na­ slap or a chin tap or a grab! tional League Central division, ahead What does that have to do about relevant issue because they went at lineup card as he pounds left-handed length about the feebleness of the NFL pitching at a .307 clip with a .935 OPS of the reigning World Series Champion basketball? ESPN has shows during commissioner's office, but at the same for his career. St. Louis Cardinals, perennial con­ which analysts attack each other with quips and jabs about hair and dance time, the subject didn't need to be ad­ Conversely, when a right-handed tender Houston Astros and the hated Chicago Cubs. moves (Tony Kornheiser frequently dressed in five separate shows. hurler takes the rubber, Jenkins finds attacks Michael Wilbon's hair and It seems to me that ESPN is trying If this type of production continues himself in left-field due to his .293 av­ Tony's penguin dance), game shows, to cover for something, and I think erage and .894 OPS he has tallied in his throughout the season, it would be dif­ and a show where four grown men it has to do with the management of 10 years of major league service. ficult to envision the Brewers extending (and one woman occasionally) com­ This trend has continued in 2007, their streak of 25 consecutive seasons with Mench posting a phenomenal .421 without a playoff appearance. pete in a debate over events that are, See ESPN page 25 CAMPUS INTR

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uwmpost.com Sports April 30,2007 21 Playoff kickoff Thompson was bold if nothing else Harrell is Pack s the players who would help give him the potential to fit The long 97-85. Dallas bounced back the offense. in the zone-blocking scheme in game two, however, win­ first-rounder One scout was on record that Nebraska employs. road begins ning 112-99. saying that he'd rather have The Packers originally had The dynamic duo of guard By Ken Ryan Harrell than Amobi Okoye, the 47th overall pick but trad­ By Tim Elliott Allen Iverson and forward Staff Writer the defensive tackle who ed that choice along with a Staff Writer Carmelo Anthony of the Den­ went 10th overall. He has 7th-rounder to the New York ver Nuggets claimed the sixth only started 25 games in his The NBA playoffs are in As it happens each year, Jets for the 63rd overall, the seed in the conference. Iver­ career, due to missing around full swing as Dwyane Wade the NFL Draft is filled with 89th overall pick (3rd round son was traded to the Nuggets half of his senior year due to and the Miami Heat are look­ rumors and speculation. pick), and a choice in the from the Philadelphia 76ers This year, the hot pick to go a torn triceps. Otherwise, he sixth round. ing to repeat as the champs. during the regular season, a Wade missed 30 games to Green Bay with the 16th move that has Nuggets' fans overall selection was Califor­ James Jones: during the regular season thinking championship. While Packer fans like after suffering a dislocated nia running back Marshawn Wide Receiver, San Jose St. Denver is taking on peren­ Lynch. shoulder, forcing his team­ nial power the San Antonio me were quick to jump (3rd round-78th overall) However, he went four Jones (6-foot-l, 207 lbs.) mates to pick up the slack. Spurs, who notched the third on the pick of Harrell, Shaq and company forged picks ahead of them to Buffa­ has decent speed and plays seed. Led by veteran forward lo. That left speculation that ahead without Wade and Tim Duncan, the Spurs were Thompson went with with a physical mentality. He the Packers would take either will have the chance to step were able to earn the fourth able to even the series at one the player he had seen seed in the Eastern Confer­ Tennessee receiver Robert in and possibly contribute in game two, posting a 97-88 Meachem, Miami tight end ence playoffs. win. as best available. as the Packers 3rd receiver. Greg Olsen or Florida safety Scouts see him as a guy who However, the Chicago Steve Nash and the Phoe­ Reggie Nelson. Bulls, making a resurgence of flew under the radar and nix Suns are up 2-0 against a Packers' general manager was projected to be a top-10 sorts, earned the fifth seed could possibly develop into bewildered Kobe Bryant and Ted Thompson tried to trade pick if he hadn't gotten in­ and topped the Heat in the a solid player. the Los Angeles Lakers. The down but had no suitors and jured. first two games of the series. Jones also has experience Suns crushed the Lakers in shocked Packer nation by While Packer fans like me Miami is certainly feeling as a kick return man. He game two 126-98. Nash, the choosing Tennessee defen1 were quick to jump on the the heat now as they have caught 10 touchdown passes current two-time league MVP, sive tackle Justin Harrell. pick of Harrell, Thompson a monumental task ahead of hopes for an eventual show­ en route to a 2nd-team, All- Here is a look at the Pack's went with the player he had them just to advance past the down against the Mavs, his WAC performance in 2006. first-day draft picks. The Post seen as best available. quarterfinals. former team. went to print during the sec­ Out in the Western Con­ Back in the East, the New Aaron Rouse: ond day of the draft. Brandon Jackson: Safety, Virginia Tech ference, the seemingly un­ Jersey Nets forward Vince Running Back, Nebraska beatable Dallas Mavericks Carter is taking on his for­ Justin Harrell: (3rd round-89th overall) finished with an astounding mer team the Toronto Rap­ (2nd round-63rd overall) Rouse has huge size (6- Defensive Tackle, Tennessee 67-15 record, locking them in tors. The sixth seeded Nets Jackson (5-foot-10, 205 foot-4, 223 lbs.) for a safety. for the number one seed. narrowly defeated the third (1st round, 16th overall) lbs.) is a junior entry who Obviously, he is put together left early to provide for his Head coach Don Nelson seeded Raptors 96-61 in Defensive tackle was not a as a guy who can play the run family. He struggled through and the Golden State War­ game one but the Raptors position of need as the Pack­ but as shown by a four in­ countered in game two, top­ ers signed Ryan Pickett last shoulder injuries until com­ terception total last season, riors drew the eighth seed, ing on strong at the end of poised to take on the clearly ping the Nets 89-83. year in free agency for a five- he can be competent in pass year deal and Corey Williams the season. superior Mavs. The road is long, but re­ coverage. played well beside him. Jackson is a three-down Nelson, the Mavs' former member: anything can hap­ It's shaping up to be a back, so he'll never have to coach (the plot thickens), pen in the NBA playoffs. The funny thing about the three-horse race at strong leave the field as he is fair­ claimed a surprising victory draft is that the beauty is safety with Rouse, the incum­ The finals will take place ly steady in the rush game, in game one, beating Dallas in June. in the eye of the beholder, bent and inadequate Mar- and Thompson had Harrell pass game, and blitz pick-up. quand Manuel, and Marviel (6-foot-4, 300 pounds) at the His ability to maJ

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Month Win/Loss You're not alone on November 5VV, 9L academic probation Bucks' production Brian Skinner: C- December 11 W, 6 L It was nice to have Skinner slipped in year back for a year, but he's lost a step — or six. January 2W, 3L full of injuries Brian Skinners By Brett Winkler Staff Writer facial hair: A February 3W, 9L Nobody really knows what The end of the semester that was growing out of his is creeping up ever so slowly chin, but at least it stayed March 4W, 9L and finals are suddenly on healthy. the horizon, so we thought it would make sense to whip Dan Gadzuric: F April 3W, 8L out the red pen and do a little When he gets playing time grading. he hustles up and down the court, but who wouldn't for Whether you noticed or $5 million a year (besides not, the Milwaukee Bucks Vince Carter)? When it comes season came to a quiet, dis­ down to it, he just isn't all appointing end not too long that good at basketball. ago. As a result of the 28-54 year, they aren't going to like Gain valuable legal experience by volunteering at the what the see when they check Andrew Bogut: C- PAWS or HOOVES or whatever Bogut showed some im­ University Legal Clinic it is that the Bucks check for provement this year, which their final grades. isn't saying all that much, but he's still a work in prog­ The University Legal Clinic is now accepting paralegal Although Milwaukee didn't ress. He would've earned a play too well this season, it's D, but it's a pretty good bet applications for the Summer and Fall Semester!! important to keep in mind that he doesn't really know how many injuries they had. what that is. Check the report card. Receive up to 6 credits Mo Williams: B- Charlie Villanueva: D+ after completion of the Maybe this grade is a bit Mo put up some great num­ harsh — he's a potential All- paralegal training program bers, but he's really a more Star and we still screwed the natural shooting guard. He's Raptors in that T.J. Ford deal an excellent player but his fu­ — but he couldn't get into ture might be elsewhere. a groove this year. Most of Lynn Greer: D+ that had to do with injuries, although he probably made He looked terrible in his most of them up. 14 total minutes in the first half of the season, but when Damir Markota he got on the court toward the end of the year, it looked and Jared Reiner: F; Applications are available at like he might not be so bad after all. Academic Probation

:•••••••••; ;••/'-'••••-' •• ". . ; -:-.-: • •.,... • ' ••. " • • ; . , x . .. . • •. • • •• • x .... Thankfully, these two Michael Redd: B shouldn't get too many min­ Redd's an unbelievable utes next year ... in Italy. floor of the UWM Union, room 357. shooter and a solid defender, Larry Krystkowiak: V : : but he still hasn't proven that ^" ••'- 'V: ••?'-: .:§':'V ;-•:• he's a winner. Hopefully that Incomplete will change next year. Although he didn't have 229-4140 or a whole lot of success with Charlie Bell: C+ one of the most talented [email protected] Bell got even better this NBDL teams in the league, year and the Bucks scout­ Coach K is a definite im­ ing department certainly de­ provement over lovable loser serves to pat themselves on Terry Stotts. The few remain­ the back for plucking him ing players not shacked up from Europe. Still, Bell didn't at Froedtert seemed to play step it up like Milwaukee hard once Krystkowiak was When an eating disorder needed him to when the in­ named head coach, and they jury list filled up. -might have actually been playing some defense for is taking over your life ... Ruben Patterson: A- about a week there. He seems Ruben gets an A for effort. to be the right guy to lead the Well, A- anyways. He hustled Bucks back to the playoffs. Eating disorders are a silent killer, destroying the his butt off every game and physical and mental health of millions of Americans had a career year. He'll be a Medical Staff: F every year. Now, Aurora Psychiatric Hospital is free agent this off-season, but Self-explanatory: Fire the the Bucks should do whatev­ whole bunch. providing an innovative and evidence-based approach er it takes to make sure he to treating eating disorders. Treatment is now doesn't have to register as a Unfortunately for the available for the following eating disorders: sex offender in another state. Bucks, there is no curve. However, they can retake Anorexia * Binge Eating Disorder Ersan Ilyasova: C this course next year, and Bulimia He played surprisingly are already expected to do well when given significant much better. Now, stop read­ Our evening program enables students to continue minutes and could play a big ing the paper and go study with their daily activities while participating in intensive role in the Bucks' future, but for your finals — unless you treatment programming. Our program includes there is definitely room for want your grades to look like education, individual and family therapy, nutritional improvement. these. consultation, group therapy and medication management. To schedule an assessment or to a close next weekend as learn more about our program, contact: TRACK the Panthers will be broken Continued from page 19 up among two in the "twi­ The Eating Disorder Program light" meets. Some of the 1220 Dewey Avenue day by placing second in the team will head to the But­ Wauwatosa, Wi 53213 high jump, clearing 5-6. With ler Twilight in.Indianapolis, (414)454-6694 that mark, she tied for first while the rest of the squad www.Aurora.org/ABHS place, but was runner-up will head for Madison. based on attempts. Saarinen The Horizon League also competed in the javelin, Championships follow in Aurora Psychiatric Hospital* throwing 117-0 for sixth. Indianapolis on May 10 and The regular season comes 11. wmmmmmjmmm HH HBBBIwmwmmmwm Editorial uwmpost.com April 30,2007 23

olumn Baseless attacks unwarranted Are Reid's comments Not to be outdone, presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani decided to use the fears of a post-9/11 world defeatist or realist? to his advantage on his campaign, stating that, if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, "America will U.S. Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid (D-NV), be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of has come under fire as of late for comments he made Sept. 11, 2001 ... make no mistake; the Democrats regarding the status of the war in Iraq. want to put us back on defense." "I believe," he said, "that These attacks on Harry Reid the secretary of state, secretary and Democrats in general are of defense and [the president worth nothing because they know] this war is lost and the are based on ideas that Re­ surge is not accomplishing Walkin' publicans have tried to rally anything as indicated by the Americans upon in the past: Makeover. extreme violence in Iraq." into J that Democratic policies are Not surprisingly, many Re­ anti-American. Reid states that publican lawmakers have come POlitki the effort in Iraq is failing. And madness out against this statement, al­ the natural reaction by the Re­ leging that his words show publicans? Democrats hate the Be yourself- don't be part of the crowd By Chris Walker Democratic leaders in Wash­ troops, don't care about our se­ By Joshua McCracken school this problem was almost ington are "defeatists." curity and are trying to lose the Staff Writer terminal; the situation doesn't Former House Majority war in Iraq. change very much once you hit Leader Tom DeLay has called Unfortunately for Republi­ I have always felt vaguely college, either. the words said by Reid, as well as his counterpart in cans, the American people aren't buying it. According insulted by makeover movies. When Dr. Alfred Kinsey be­ the House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi to a recent NBC/Wall Street Journal poll, 55 percent of "She's All That" was the first of gan his sex research in the 1930s, (D-CA), bordering on treason. Americans believe that victory isn't possible in Iraq; these movies that I ever saw and he was operating on the same "I think Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are getting only 36 percent believe it is. maybe that started my hatred. h y p o t h - very, very close to treason," DeLay said. "For the Ma­ It's important to note that Reid's statements, how­ What has always bothered me is esis that all To he|| wjth jority Leader of the United States Senate in the time of ever, say that he believes that several Republican lead­ the concept of taking an outsider people can war, with soldiers dying on the ground, announcing ers — possibly including the president — already know and pulling that person into the be fit into the group. that we had lost the war is very close to treasonous." fold by way of manipulation. this war is lost, too. Rather than saying they thought categories. Vice President Dick Cheney had something to say the war was doing well, Republicans went on the at­ Yes, that's right: I consider all However, as time went on he about Reid as well. tack, smearing Reid and other Democrats by saying makeovers to be manipulation. decided that everyone is dif­ "What is most troubling about Mr. Reid's com­ they hurt our troops' morale with such statements. If a person dresses or acts in a ferent when it comes to sexual ments is his defeatism " Cheney said. "Indeed, he said You know what else hurts troop morale? Inad- way that the mainstream deems practices. Therefore, everyone is the war is already lost, and the timetable legislation he off, they may find themselves on different no matter what. is pursuing would guarantee defeat." See WALKIN' page 25 Maury undergoing one of his fa­ Try to fiti n if you like, but be­ mous reworkings of character. cause of the simple fact that you If you haven't seen the show, are you, you will never fit into this is when goths, rednecks and the culturally mandated shape other subtypes are subjected to a that you are trying to morph Courses belong in a classroom societal deep-cleansing that will yourself into. render them fit for the rest of If that thought depresses Online class could people, the fee has in fact de­ workers and maybe even fewer the world. you, there is a problem here. terred people from taking class­ teachers by offering more online Makeovers are not done to make cost students big es offered online. classes. As a culture, people the person receiving it feel bet­ Was that the point UWM So where do these online fees need to feel like they ter; they are done to make the By Nicole Provencher was going for? The world may really go? Do we get to pay for people around them feel better. Special to the Post never know for sure. It would be the professor to eat his bolo­ are part of a group, That way there is no longer a much cheaper to figure out how gna sandwich at home with his and in the Petri dish rogue element that does not fit many licks it takes to get to the poodle in front of the computer As you begin to sign up for that is high school this in, and the people around that summer and fall classes in the center of a tootsie roll pop. instead of teaching in a class­ person no longer need to ques­ coming weeks and in your fu­ I know the school likes to room? problem was almost tion themselves about who they ture semesters at UWM, you torture and ridicule us with un­ Or perhaps we're paying for terminal. really are. might want to avoid registering necessary fees, but this is a little the select few who live around At this time, especially, indi­ for any online classes. overboard. The $5 printing fee campus for the summer to go viduality seems to be frowned They maybe unbelievably and for the labs, I can handle. Ask­ to classes offered on campus The last time I checked, I upon. But why would you want incredibly unmatchedly con­ ing students to pay $267 for an while the others off-campus are still had a Y chromosome, so for to be like everyone else? What is venient because they save you online class? Pure blasphemy! sucked into paying extra for an those of you who roll your eyes the benefit of blending into the oodles of time and gas money. I mean, why make students online class? Either way, that's and wonder what the hell a guy crowd? Why would you want to Plus, you can do the class work pay that much extra for some­ money well-spent, kids.' knows about being madeover (I force someone else into it against whenever you have the time, but thing that's as convenient for Professors aren't even sure am aware of gender profiling), her will? can you afford the $267 fee? staff as it is for us poor students? where the money goes. Some believe me, I had to put up with To me, films like "She's All This online class fee busi­ UWM can hire fewer of it goes back to the that crap in high school, too. That" only seek to tell the rest of ness began about a year ago and maintenance I ended up pulling a stunt the world that being yourself is has been a nuisance ever since. |k See ONLINE page 24 (twice), my freshman year that not okay. I disagree: You're stuck From what I can tell I am still known for, apparently, with your personality and your by chatting in retaliation. experiences no matter what, and with It seems morbid to me that so is everyone else. How would people are so obsessed with you feel if you were told that lumping each other together. something about you is imper­ Even the goth kids at my high fect and must be modified for school, who delighted in flaunt­ the rest of society immediately? ing their nonconformist tenden­ No one needs to put up with cies, were victims of this, which that kind of crap, and neither was made evident by their shun­ should you. ning of members of their clique People make fine livings off of whenever they did something telling you that you aren't good that wasn't goth enough for the enough; you're being played for rest of the group. a sucker because of your need to As a culture, people need to be part of a group. To hell with feel like they are part of a group, the group. Go with yourself. and in the Petri dish that is high Viva la revolucion. H

24 April 30,2007 Editorial The UWM Post

Partial-birth abortions should be legal lumni perspectives Right to procedure Never leave college is constitutionally Life before graduation has benefits protected that should not be taken for granted By Ross Miller By Victoria Lindsay Special to the Post that great. I'm trying to make Special to the Post ends meet, I can't afford health The partial-birth abortion is­ insurance and my parents are no sue is a difficult one to address, It has been almost a year longer sympathetic when I need as people on both sides of the since I graduated from college. grocery money. issue tend to be easily swayed I proudly wore my gold cord as Stay in college. Never leave. by their emotions. I mean, come I sashayed across the stage and OK, I know that isn't realistic. on: I am arguing for a person's shook the chancellor's hand. I Most of you are going to gradu­ right to have a physician induce was stepping off that stage as a ate to excellent job opportuni­ birth to abort a life. People may college graduate, a huge accom­ ties. You'll have benefits and a say that is a gross generalization plishment. 40IK. And the real world isn't of the procedure, but let's not kid I worked incredibly hard to that bad. It isn't much different ourselves. This is a nasty proce­ get there, working a part-time from college. dure and everyone knows it. job, serving as the managing edi­ You still have all the personal I am not going to say that tor for Furrow, a columnist and freedom you could ever want and this procedure is the product ing the Partial-Birth Abortion the difficult question of when the editorial editor for the UWM you can show up somewhere the of our society's best intentions. Ban Act of 2003 (Gonzalez v. life begins. When those trained Post. I was confident I was going next day reeking of booze, but Rather, it is one of those unfor­ Carhart, 2007). in the respective disciplines of into the real world to become a it isn't as socially acceptable as tunate procedures that I believe When does the concern of medicine, philosophy, and the­ success. showing up still drunk to your is constitutionally protected in the state overrule the" liberty of ology are [sic] unable to arrive However, I am still working underwater basket weaving this country. a person? I cannot even sum­ at any consensus, the judiciary, at the same place I worked for class. For a long time in this coun­ marily try and answer this ques­ at this point in the development in college. It isn't for lack of try­ ing, trust me. My resume has try, abortions were illegal along tion in this editorial; people of man's knowledge, is not in a I long for the days with contraceptives and other have spent their lives trying to position to speculate as to the been sent out and is apparently things that offended the reli­ formulate a valid, far-reaching answer." collecting dust on Monster.com. when all I had to do giously devout. Then came those equation. I've gone on job interviews that was get to class by crazy "liberal" judges with their I do not think we have ar­ have gotten me nowhere. II a.m. and I could be wacky ideas on liberty. We, as a country, do not rived at that day wherein we I had this great lead at an In 1965, the U.S. Supreme know exactly when life begins. advertising agency. They had a wearing sweatpants like abortions. But, we Court decision in Griswold v. Therefore it makes logical sense glamorous downtown office and and reeking of booze Connecticut showed that there must understand that that there should be no recon­ I was really excited when they from the night before. is, in fact, an inference to the we cannot legislate sideration of Roe on the basis of asked me to come and shadow for right to privacy in our Constitu­ fetal viability. a day. But underneath that glossy tion. That case dealt with state when life begins when We, as a country, do not like veneer was the biggest scam I've Use your time wisely. You laws preventing people from ac­ the sciences cannot abortions. But, we must under­ ever been put through. are going to miss college. Oh The place really wasn't an ad­ cessing birth control. It was also give us an absolute stand that we cannot legislate sure, you think you aren't go­ the main reason the Supreme when life begins when the sci­ vertising agency; I spent a day ing to miss the end of semes­ Court voted eight years later to answer. ences cannot give us an abso­ "shadowing" people selling cou­ ter crack down of finals or all grant women the right to obtain lute answer. This is not a place pon books door-to-door. On my the homework. But if a 20 page legal abortions. To explain my deductive rea­ where the court should be. The list of terrible experiences, that's paper was the only thing I had In the infamous Roe v. Wade soning, we must move beyond court should be protecting the right up there with getting a tu­ to worry about instead of where case, the justices differentiated what the media shoves down our citizen's rights and not placating mor. And I've had two of those. my health coverage was coming from the rationale of Griswold throats. For me, it is very simple: religious people. It's tough out there. I don't from, I'd be a happy girl. in that the court specifically cit­ Big Brother doesn't tell me what There is an implicit right have a career yet, but I am teach­ You've got it good in college; ed the 14th amendment's "due the hell I do with my body, and to privacy in the Constitution ing creative writing workshops you can blow off class when it's process clause." This is one of it shouldn't tell any women what through the definition of liberty. at Barnes & Noble which is a nice out. You can't call in sick to the trickiest clauses in the "whole to do with theirs, either. This privacy includes anything pretty sweet gig. It doesn't pay work because it's nice out and Constitution. Its unspecific aim The Supreme Court has ruled in your home or in your body. the bills, but at least my creative they're saving a seat for you at is to prevent the government as of April 18, 2007 that these As long as that fetus is in its writing degree hasn't proven to the Nomad. Well you can, but from enacting laws that are con­ partial-birth abortions are li­ mother's body, the government be completely useless. that's generally frowned upon trary to the Constitution. This able to government sanctions has zero rights to say or sanc­ I long for the days when all out in the real world. rationale was applied to abor­ because there is some possibil­ tion anything against whatever I had to do was get to class by Have fun. College seems like tion, wherein the court found ity that the fetus could in fact be the mother does. II a.m. and I could be wearing it might never end, and then that anti-abortion legislation viable. Fetal viability aka "when Partial-birth abortion is an sweatpants and reeking of booze you are so excited to graduate prevented women from exercis­ life begins" is the en vogue rea­ unfortunate culmination of from the night before. I miss the you forget about all that you've ing their constitutionally given soning these days for the restric­ usually tragic events. The gov­ excitement of class discussions, accomplished. You have a col­ right to privacy. tion of abortion. ernment, the courts and the I miss being able to engage in lege degree and no one can take This brings us to the funda­ It is important to note a legislators - per the due pro­ intelligent conversations on a that away from you; be proud of mental debate over the issue of great sentence in the Roe con­ cess clause - have no right to regular basis. yourself. abortion, highlighted recently currence with respect to fetal intervene on this medical pro­ I miss the Gasthaus and all And always ask up front in by the Supreme Court uphold­ viability: "We need not resolve cedure. of my school friends. But most job interviews if the position of all I miss the notion that the involves door-to-door selling in real world was a place I really any way, shape or form, and if it wanted to be. The real world isn't does, run as fast as you can. spend the entire class thinking It would be no extra charge for ONLINE about what you could be doing an added convenience on both Continued from page 23 instead. Why can't that one be sides. What could be a better ing up in spring camp, most online? compromise? FOOTBALL will play only one side of department to update and in­ Then you realize that if it Then during the fall and Continued from page 19 the ball. That bodes well crease supplies and equipment, were online, you'd have to pay spring semesters, tack the fee for a football team that Panthers won, 34-32. but there's a huge gap in the an extra fee just so you wouldn't onto online classes. That seems might give up athleticism The focus now, however, percentage that goes to that and have to listen to this "professor" fair. If it's a normal semester- to opponents. is getting the team to start Spring practices usually how much is made in total. babble for an hour and a half long class, you should be able to thinking football. With the run just over an hour, and The problem here isn't nec­ about things that have nothing make it to school. If you can't, semester winding down and are Tuesday and Thursday essarily the students paying an to do with the class at all. Is it pay the extra fee to take the class exams heating up, the team nights in Engelmann Gym. extra fee for an added conve­ worth it? online. is getting people's minds The next practice is tomor­ nience. It's the exact amount of My solution is to make all It seems like this online class set on football so they get row, May 1, at 7 p.m. $267, which seems so random. summer classes online without fee deal came out of nowhere ready over the summer for If you'd like to join, head Did they pick a number out of a a fee. Professors, as much as stu­ with a random price at a ran­ the fall season. over to http://www.uwm. The practice began with hat or draw straws? I'm lost. dents, don't want to be at school dom time. What isn't random, edu/StudentOrg/MPF/ and warm-ups, and eventually There are those classes you're during the summer months, but however, is my subtle compari­ fill out a recruitment form, split into positions. Since or contact Cottam on Face- in right now that could so eas­ it's still convenient to get some son between an old tootsie roll so many players are show­ book. ily be taken online. You know classes out of the way at the same pop commercial and taking a exactly what I'm talking about time. class online for an insignificant — the classes you regret going It's an easy solution that fee. Can the candy be included to the second you sit down. You would potentially help everyone. in the fee? uwmpost.com Editorial April 30,2007 25 Letters to the Editor

at the event from the side of the innocent victims, and distributing the music to the masses. School choice disagreement placing all the blame solely on Cho. I refuse to look I wonder how Olejnik knows that "the same people The editorial in the recent edition of the Post re­ at any situation from a single perspective. later jumped into their cars and blared music on their garding school choice in Milwaukee ("School Choice Cho himself had been victimized for most of his stereo full of much worse racist talk." Hurts," April 16), was poorly written and prejudicial, life here in America. He had been teased and picked It is obvious that Olejnik doesn't actually know any demonstrates little understanding of the central issues on because of his race (kids told him, "Go back to black people because of his comment "the use of this involved .in parental choice and a biased approach to China!" — he was Korean), his language barriers, and language in the real world has overwhelmingly taken consideration of the topic on the part of the author. the fact that he was a loner. He was a victim of long- over the majority of the African-American commu­ The central issue in the author's discussion, as it term psychological abuse and it's not surprising that nity." Apparently, the only black people he knows of always is with opponents of the right of parents to he eventually snapped. are rap stars and movie characters. determine their children's educational program, is If Olejnik actually spoke to any members of the money. There seems to be a notion circulating among The sad fact is that kids like him get picked on in African-American community he would know that these folks that "the money" somehow belongs to the every school in America. It's a miracle that so few most of the black population doesn't adhere to this government schools. of them actually come to this point. I myself, was racist stereotype and doesn't continuously spew forth That is simply not the case. "The money" belongs an outcast in my youth, and experienced thoughts "racist rants." It isn't fair or accurate to say that the to the taxpayers of the state of Wisconsin who have of violence. But I was lucky enough to form strong majority of members of the black community inces­ voted in legislature assembled to recognize the right friendships with other outcasts. santly use "racial rants" when speaking. of parents to send that money to the school most I was never close to snapping thanks to my friends The sad thing is Olejnik probably doesn't think able to educate their child according to their require­ grounding me in reality, giving me a positive outlook that the article he wrote is racist. Maybe Imus didn't ments. on life, and a reason to go on living. But obviously, realize that his remarks were racist, but he and every­ The logic is simple: The money (which belongs to Cho didn't have those things holding him back. one else know now. I hope Olejnik now realizes that the parents), follows their children to the school in It is now getting out that there were many warning his comments are extremely offensive to the African- which they select to educate them. signs in Cho's case; yet he never received the help he American community, whether he meant them to The anti-Catholic bigotry about "propping up the needed. Many kids all around America exhibit warn­ be or not. The firing of Imus was a step in the right Archdiocese" is repugnant to the morals of thinking ing signs yet are ignored until it is too late. direction because it showed a zero tolerance policy people and a calumny of the highest order. School I hope the one thing that comes out of this whole pertaining to racist dialogue. choice money supports the residents of the state of tragedy is the realization that parents, teachers and I wish that the Post had this same policy because Wisconsin educated in the schools of their parents' students need to be more sensitive to those weird kids then the racist articles published almost every week choosing, be they Catholic, Lutheran or nonsectar- who are easy targets for humiliation and abuse. Don't would cease and the minority students of UWM ian. pick on those kids! They could be the next Cho, and might obtain a sense of belonging to this campus An author recently wrote that anti-Catholicism is you could be the next victim. instead of feelings of estrangement. I find it disheartening that the Post continues to "the last acceptable prejudice." This editorial goes a Christopher J. Schicantek long way to perpetuating that sad truth. print racist articles toward the minority students on Reasonable people can have varied opinions on our campus. UWM is the most ethnically diverse this topic. Unfortunately, the author of this editorial campus in Wisconsin, yet we still cannot find our chose to discuss an issue without fully investigating Imus article racist common ground outside of our ethnicities. both sides of the argument and with little recourse to Sarah Kober logic. Sad, but not really all that surprising. If calling a group of black women "nappy-headed hos" isn't a racist rant, what is it? Poorly chosen words David A. Tomasiewicz undoubtedly, but there is no misgiving that these re­ The UWM Post invites readers to submit Letters to Dousman marks are racist. I don't think that Olejnik knows what the word the Editor, as well as perspective pieces, counter­ nappy means in the context of its use by Imus. Nappy points to previously published pieces, opinions, refers to the texture of the hair of people of African rants and tauntings. To be eligible for publication, Cho of descent, which is naturally tightly curled. I learned letters and opinion pieces must include the author's was one us this when I was 10 (thank you MPS!) and I also learned name and contact information. Anonymous submis­ As the events surrounding the Virginia Tech mas­ that this word is most often used as a negative quality; sions will not be accepted. sacre unfold and everybody puts their two cents in, I which is another issue in itself. Please submit to The UWM Post office (Union see a disappointing trend developing: Why is it that Regardless if Imus's remarks were "intended to EG80), or via email at [email protected]. most people want to distance themselves from Cho hurt anyone" or not, they were racist. Please title e-mail correspondence "Letter to the Seung-Hui so much as to label him "inhuman," a Olejnik tries to shift the blame from Imus to the Editor." The preferred length for letters is 350 "monster" or just plain psychologically unstable? black community by saying "they should remember words or less. Opinions and perspective pieces Why is there even a debate over whether memori­ that this kind of racist language has been promoted should be no longer than 750 words. Deadline for als should have 32 or 33 bell tolls/candles/etc? The way for years in hip-hop music." The three artists used as outside submission is Thursday at noon. The I see it, Cho Seung-Hui WAS human, and he was also examples, the late Tupac Shakur, Dr. Dre and Snoop UWM Post reserves the right to edit or reject your a.victim of this murderous rampage. Dogg, are all signed to record labels run by white submission. The problem is that most people only want to look people, who incidentally are the people promoting

there's no point in doing what they WALKIN' don't need to do. ESPN BASEBALL Continued from page 23 I want a stable Iraqi govern­ Continued from page 20 Continued from page 19 ment, and I want our troops to equate body armor. But that's an believe that they have succeeded. ESPN and who owns it. Nick Wichser was two for four and That's right sports fans — I'm going after Disney argument for another day. When they return home, I will be scored two runs. The other run was on this one. scored by catcher Josh Groves. We sent our troops to Iraq with the first one at the parade welcom­ Disney is an entertainment mecca. You can't go ing them back. Despite the setback in game one the mission to remove a tyrant and two blocks without seeing something Disney related. the Panthers weren't going to get instill democracy; they have done They make everything a spectacle. Have you ever beat twice in one day at home. Af­ •that. It is now time for the Iraqis Reid states that been to Disneyland? They have laser shows every ter giving up two runs in the top of to step up and secure their own the effort in Iraq hour and adults in ridiculous costumes. If you say the first, Milwaukee rallied for four nation without the requirement that isn't a spectacle, then you might have severe runs in the bottom of the stanza. that American troops be there to is failing. And the mental issues. Dan Luczak went six full innings in supervise. A gradual withdrawal natural reaction by Disney forces, in my mind, ESPN to remain "enter­ game two, giving up eight hits and taining" instead of a news outlet. Yes, I like the shows, would do that. six runs, three earned. A combina­ the Republicans? but they are unnecessary. The amount of attention tion of Brandon Duffy, Tom Zim­ It would work like Adam Democrats hate the they give to such things as the "chin tap" or the Barry merman, Ben McClarey and Jordan Smith's "Invisible Hand" in eco­ Bonds' son crying story we all heard about for three Herbert finished up the deal for nomics (a theory that Republicans troops. weeks last summer ... none of that is remotely inter­ Luczak. often like to cite in fiscal matters esting to a sports fan. Herbert, who came in during but often ignore in other aspects But I will not have my support So, Dan Patrick, instead of selling Cousins (al­ the top of the ninth with one man of life). If the Iraqis are rational for them questioned when I am though those are some tasty subs), try turning ESPN on and nobody out, struck out the people, they will act in their best simply arguing against the ratio­ back into a sports network, and not an entertainment side, clinching the victory for the network. Anyone can talk about sports and pretend interest to step up to the task and nale for keeping them in harm's Panthers. they know what they are talking about (Cubs fans, I'm take over the defense of their own way. The time for the troops to The Panthers scored 12 runs on talking about you), but ESPN was created as a network 14 hits, while the Raiders scored come home is now. The Democrats nation. entirely devoted to sports, 24/7/365. eight runs on nine hits. The Pan­ But it will only work if the get it. The American people get it. Leave the glitter and glam to Hollywood, and show thers return to action Tuesday, May Americans aren't there to do it for How long will it be until the Re­ me those web gems and top 10 plays that made me 1 at 3 p.m. at Henry Aaron Field them. If American troops remain, publicans do? love baseball and the greatest that was ESPN. against Carroll College. UW,!!.! 1,1.1,1 M.IJ.U II

Post Employment Guide 26 April 30,2007 The UWM Post Searching for employment Get to know nature off the beaten path this summer secure over 10,000 applica­ Web site helps tions each year, and to do Personality is that, we distributed over students find 90,000 application pack­ just as important seasonal jobs ages." as the resume The application process By Sarah Gwin used to waste a lot of re­ sources and time. By Daniel Harrison FSView & Florida Flambeau Washington Square News (Florida State University) "Back then, interested ap­ (New York University) plicants would call or write CoolWorks.com is a Web the office, and we'd mail out It's hiring season once site for people to find a sea­ the application, the infor­ again. For those who are not sonal job or career in some mation brochure and refer­ going straight on to gradu­ popular places like Yellow­ ence forms," Bishoff said. ate school, hundreds of thou­ stone, Yosemite or even out "A big mess of printing, sands of undergraduates from of the United States. stuffing an envelope, pay­ across the country are all try­ Students can get a sum­ ing postage, waiting for the ing to clamor for the same few mer job as a camp coun­ mail, the applicant receiv­ coveted positions in the same selor, or they can work ing the information, filling prestigious top-tier Fortune at places like ski resorts, it out, and mailing it back 500 companies. ranches, theme parks and For some of these compa­ tour companies. nies, the chances of landing CoolWorks offers links Currently, an applicant to Web sites that are inter­ can go online, research Companies only want esting jobs. In addition, the site has places for intern­ all the information to hire someone with ships and volunteering. about an employer, experience, but its "CoolWorks was born off the idea that employ­ apply online, and experience that you're ers in National Parks might have the application be able to utilize the then- looking to get at your brand-new World Wide Web reviewed in 24 hours first job. to distribute applications to or less, and there's not potential applicants, there­ a job as a new graduate can by decreasing the need for even a piece of paper seem like winning the lot­ paper-based applications involved. tery. — being green very early "It's in the thousands and on," Director of Operations thousands," said Morgan Stan­ Patty Bishoff said. to us. What a process." ley's Stephanie McMichael, on CoolWorks has been on Currently, an applicant the number of applications the Web since 1995. The can go online, research all the bank receives every year creators of the site wanted the information about an from graduates. position to sit on the sidelines graduates are not aware of -- to eliminate the hassle of employer, apply online, For anyone who has already or casually negotiate. positions which are less com­ the application process and and have the application begun this mind-numbing What, then, do you do as petitive, but potentially just be friendly to the environ­ reviewed in 24 hours or process, you will be familiar a new graduate looking for as lucrative. ment. less, and there's not even a with the graduating Catch-22: work? Working for a tobacco com­ "Prior to working for piece of paper involved. Companies only want to hire There are several useful pany like Philip Morris Inter­ CoolWorks, I worked as the Times certainly have someone with experience, but tricks that most graduates national or British American assistant director of hu­ changed. CoolWorks.com its experience that you're look­ neglect. Although it's seen as Tobacco, for example, may man resources for Xanterra "works" for applicants be­ ing to get at your first job. desirable to have a concrete not be most graduates' idea of Parks & Resorts (formerly cause the employers pay What's more, many of the game plan, if you are not re­ the dream job, but that's what Amfac Parks & Resorts)," for the advertising. There biggest companies don't con­ ally sure about exactly what makes them so attractive. Bishoff said. "I was respon­ are no fees for the appli­ sider summer internships suf­ you want to do and open to While big tobacco may seem sible for the seasonal staff cant. ficient experience to warrant suggestions, you may actually like an immoral and dying recruiting; we needed to "Though our site is full hiring you on a full-time basis be in the best position of all. industry, it's worth bearing have 3,500 employees ev­ of current openings, our just yet. Laden with student Not knowing what it is you in mind what Warren Buffett ery summer to keep 2,500 'help wanted now' page debt, no income and high city are after allows you to con­ positions filled all season. To do that, we needed to living costs, you are not in a sider options that many new See BEATEN PATH page 28 See NATURE page 28

ence and a path to employment," Ka­ menetz wrote in her blog. Interning too costly for some students Katie Curcio, internship coordina­ tor for CBS News, said CBS interns Unpaid internships are an housing in order to do an internship have unpaid interns if they provide are not paid because most interns are — paid or unpaid — for this sum­ training for the intern and do not de­ not paid in the TV industry. essential but problematic mer. rive too much "immediate advantage "This is the industry standard. Dario Bravo, manager of Intern­ from the activities of the student." If and when it changes we will be for job-seekers ship and Study Abroad Services at Anya Kamenetz, author of "Gen­ happy to change with the times," Cur­ the UCLA Career Center, said doing eration Debt," wrote in her blog that cio said of unpaid internships. "But By Alexa Vaughn an internship before graduation is (the internship) is definitely a valu­ Daily Bruin essential, even jf students need to do The number of unpaid interns able experience and it pays off in (UCLA) one that is unpaid. the end." "It's not something you can choose creates several problems Interning can lead to future job Out of approximately 600 stu­ to do or not to do because the No. 1 in the economy and the job offers — in three and a half years of dents who applied, 80 were accepted source of hiring for employers today taking on about 160 interns a year, by CBS News last summer, where is through their internship programs market: Instead of the best Curcio said CBS has hired 59 of its ... not campus interviews, job fairs they worked full time for 10 weeks people being hired, the people interns. on various programs while living in and all that stuff," Bravo said. But Kamenetz said the number of either New York City or Washington, But when half of all internships who can afford to work for no unpaid interns creates several prob­ D.C., two of the most expensive cities are unpaid, according to Vault's ca­ lems in the economy and the job in the world to live in. reer information Web site, some say pay are landing the jobs. market: Instead of the best people At the end of it all, there was no less affluent students are at a disad­ being hired, the people who can af­ paycheck — a situation which is simi­ vantage in the job market. this means many intern programs go ford to work for no pay are landing lar to what many other interns may In addition, some have also ques­ against the standard set by the De­ the jobs. encounter. tioned the legality of having interns partment of Labor. "They fly in the face of meritocracy This spring, thousands of college work for free. "These requirements directly con­ — you must be rich enough to work and high school students across the According to the U.S. Department tradict the premises upon which stu­ without pay to get your foot in the country will finish writing applica­ of Labor, a previous Supreme Court dents take internships — that they tions, taking out loans and seeking case mandated that employers can will provide both valuable experi­ See COSTLYpage 30 uwmpost.com Employment Guide April 30,2007 27 Search for summer internships starting earlier for college students

reers with Internships" this become a TV news reporter this firsthand, beginning her tainment industry is a pretty Work experience Wednesday at Tufts Univer­ after graduating from Tufts, studies at Tufts with plans to highly desired field." is necessary sity, specializes in informing said she feels getting an in­ get into medicine. Though most internships students and offering advice ternship is not an option but "For me, it was a process are competitive, Doyle of­ By Carrie Battan about obtaining internships a necessity. because I did start off as pre- fered reassurance and advice Tufts Daily in the field of environmental "[Getting an internship] med," she said. "It took me for those looking to pursue (Tufts University) studies. helps you realize whether a while to realize where my environmental careers. "It's never too early," he or not that's something you interests were." "The competitiveness de­ While the average person said. "The more, the better. want to do," she said. "You In addition to resume- pends on what you're apply­ might see signs of spring And the earlier, the better." learn stuff you don't learn in building, many students are ing for," he said. "As long as as motivation to hop on the Department Administra­ a classroom ... with each in­ placing more importance you're applyingfor something treadmill and start eating tor of the Urban and Environ­ ternship, it narrowed down on networking through in­ you have to offer, then you're healthier for upcoming bath­ mental Policy and Planning for me what I wanted to do." ternships, with the hope of competitive. Apply primarily ing suit weather, college stu­ Program Ann Urosevich mir­ Tiso has worked for ESPN eventually using their con­ in the range for things you're dents are plagued with the rored Doyle's sentiments, Radio Online in addition to nections to get a job. competitive for." impending doom of a differ­ particularly emphasizing the MSNBC and New England Ca­ Senior Sarah Newton, who Newton gave credit to ent kind: internship season. importance of internships ble while still an undergradu­ worked for John Kerry's pres­ Tufts Career Services for Though internships have for those students looking to ate. "Having already been in idential campaign in 2004, helping students. traditionally been a worry of go directly from college into an environment where I'll used research she had done "Tufts has a lot of re­ upperclassmen, younger stu­ a graduate program. "In that hopefully work helped me in Russia during the summer sources available for fund­ dents who think they'll get case, they definitely would after her freshman year to ing internships, and there's a break from the pressures have to have had some in­ boost her application for an a lot of finances available for of resume-building may soon ternship," she said. "You have to get internship with the State De­ funding research as well," find that they're mistaken. But the necessity of intern­ through the internships partment during the summer she said. "Those two coupled As the job market for recent ships isn't limited to environ­ after her sophomore year. together make you extremely college graduates becomes mental studies, according and make a name for "Those internships led to marketable." more competitive, some stu­ to Tufts senior and interna­ yourself," he said, "so a study abroad experience," Vanderkruik, whose in­ dents are facing increased tional relations major, Unaza she said. "They'all culmi­ ternship brought him to Los pressure to get internships Khan. "If you're majoring in that when you need nated." Angeles and presented him earlier in their college ca­ IR," she said, "it's almost be­ to start working after Jeffrey Vanderkruik, a se­ with various expenses, also reers. come a requirement." nior who interned this sum­ relied on Tufts for support National Director of Pro­ Doyle attributed the in­ college, you have the mer at Universal Pictures, in the form of an internship gram Development of the creasing need for internship beginner stuff out of also used each of his experi­ grant. Environmental Careers Or­ experience, particularly in ences as stepping stones to­ The Tufts Communica­ ganization Kevin Doyle the environmental realm, to the way." - Jeffrey ward the goal of a satisfying tions and Media Studies stressed the importance of the growing number of quali­ Vanderkruik, student post-Tufts career. Department (CMS) has the internships and work experi­ fied students and applicants. "You have to get through largest internship program ence, particularly for those "What's changed is that the the internships and make a on campus, having given 91 undergraduates looking to number of people has grown understand what the people name for yourself," he said, students academic credit for get into the environmental so much that to not have [an are like," she said. "so that when you need to internships done in media or­ field after graduation. internship] is to be uncom­ Khan, who initially had no start working after college, ganizations over the course "It's critical," he said. "I petitive," he said. intention of getting into in­ you have the beginner stuff of the 2005-2006 school year, think it would not be too Khan, who did several in­ ternational relations, doesn't out of the way. ... Hopefully according to CMS Associate much to say that not having ternships specializing in im­ necessarily feel a strict aca­ one job will lead to anoth­ Director Susan Eisenhauer, [internships] or work experi­ migration, also attributes her demic focus is necessary in er." demonstrating the accessi­ ence is just a killer. ... To not own ability to achieve a focus order to seek internship ex­ Vanderkruik, like Tiso, bility of many internships have one is almost like you're in her studies on the intern­ perience. also attested to the competi­ for undergraduates. not listening. You're sending ships she obtained during "It's always a good option, tive nature of many fields Doyle also offered encour­ a message that you're not up her undergraduate career. "It even if you don't know what related to media and com­ agement to students looking on your game." enhances your specialization you want to do," she said. munications. "I think it'd be for internships: "There's no Doyle, who will moderate in IR," she said. "No matter what you do, you very hard to get involved reason why everyone who en­ a presentation called "Break Stefanie Tiso, a senior and will learn something about otherwise [without an intern­ gages in the search shouldn't into Environmental Ca­ English major who hopes to it." The senior experienced ship]," he said. "The enter­ find a great experience."

Still need a summer job? Start panicking Puzzle solutions from page 31: 7 1 2 8 4 6 5 9 3 R A M B A H A 1 0 F O O T O N I O N 1 R o N 1A N N A But, as usual, nothing in life is easy. If applying 8 3 9 7 2 5 1 4 6 M O L 0 T O V C 0 C K T A 1 L Time is running out for E A for an internship program where there is compe­ 5 4 6 1 9 3 7 2 8 T s I NIHS E A S 1 C K tition, resumes are important. It's the same old • c O M TIEB Y 0 R E S summertime internships 6 5 8 2 1 7 9 3 4 F O C IIHA WINISB complaint: "I can't get a job because I don't have A D O R A B L EBT R 1 P U P By Megan Vazmina any experience. But how can I get experience if I 4 2 7 6 3 9 8 5 1 C O C K T A 1 L W] 1 E N F R S E R A S E RHLF IR M N E S S Kentucky Kernel can't get a job?" 3 9 1 5 8 4 6 7 2 • NIUIT sB S P A T (University of Kentucky) My only advice would be to take a chance. Last 9 7 3 4 6 8 2 1 5 F R A U DBSIH EB AB summer I sent my resume out to every paper E A R L O B Efll 1 T s E L F If you haven't found your summer job yet, you within a 30-mile radius. I had one interview; no 2 6 4 9 5 1 3 8 7 W I E N E R S c H N 1 T Z E 1. 4 E T N A A u R A L A R V A are doomed. one else called or even wrote letters rejecting 1 8 5 3 7 2 6 9 R A T E 1s p u D T R A 1 T OK, so perhaps I exaggerated that some, but me. time is running out for those in search of intern­ But that one place hired me. I had virtually no ships for summertime. I was fortunate enough to experience, but they took a chance and hired me TAKE PRIDE IN... have a class cancelled Wednesday, so I decided to ... a |ob well done .„ being more than just un employe* spend the extra time finding jobs and internships College isn't like high school - ... being customer driven •solution focused to apply for. ... working for an EMPLOYEE-OWNED ORGANIZATION Then the panic set it. Many deadlines had grades are certainly important, already passed or were about to pass in a mat­ but they aren't the ultimate reason ter of days. The average application deadline for We are a leading International distributor of electric wire & cable. internship programs was mid-March. Even as a you would be passed up for the Our tmmm im lookine for Summer Hotpf non-math major, I know that means I am running job you applied for. Experience is WAREHOUSE ASSOCIATE out of time. SWING SHIFT (V.OOPM-9:OOPm Internships are vital to students who are look­ everything in this world. STARTING WAGE OF $11.00+ per hr ing to exit college with the experience to secure a Industrial Electric Wire & Cable, inc., an employee-owned organization, is seeking an enthusiastic, good job. Some majors even require internships onto their paper. 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as the Web videos, which nor­ least at the beginning, around One of my academic advi­ writer, which is why art his­ Student reflects mally cause students to be dis­ the time of my first published sors even brought me a blue tory is my only other class as semester comes tracted from Web research. Spartan Daily article on Jan. slip that would allow me to where I am also behind. Video game consoles like 31 — about how college is an walk the stage in May, but at Maybe procrastination has to a close the Nintendo Wii and Play­ experience that defines who this point those plans will something to do with the new station 3 were introduced in we are as individuals. have to be rescheduled. versus old stuff on my mind. By Quang Do November 2006, and some I still hold that belief to be I checked myself and real­ I've been occupied with as­ Spartan Daily students probably find them true, but sometimes academic ized that my list of require­ signments, but some stories (San Jose State University) more worth their time than ments needs two more classes that I've covered this semes­ doing homework. completed in order for my ed­ ter took my focus away from We all strive to be No. 1 I'm positive that I'm not the Perhaps I am stuck ucational status on MySpace important stuff, such as in­ in life, but that is not always only one who is concerned on something like the to be 'college graduate.' ternship and graduation ap­ the case when it comes to with final projects and the I met Kevin Fagan, one of plications. the classroom or being first last assignments of the se­ chessboard of life - but the writers at the San Fran­ I saw my favorite musician, in line to talk to a counselor mester. I am confident that the cisco Chronicle who came to Chris Corner, also known as about graduation. Some students have to work the Spartan Daily and gave me IAMX of the band Sneaker The next thing I need is an a full-time job along with their game is mine. If s just a some contact information and Pimps, perform in March for internship, but the search for 12-unit load, which I've done matter of time when I advice a few weeks ago, which a concert review that kept my that hasn't even begun yet. before, and it reminds me that sparked my interest to do an mind off track for weeks. The semester is coming to I should start looking for a will win. internship in San Francisco. Now I am just as stoked to an end, and I realized that I summer job. Most people would suggest see Stone Cold Steve Austin am probably one of the hun­ But my hopes are that I find focuses, among other things that I start at the bottom and this week at a special screen­ dreds of other students who an internship and complete it in life, get sidetracked. Or work my way to the top, but ing for his movie debut, "The are diagnosed with procrasti­ by the end of the year. maybe it's just my procrasti­ I'm wasting no time and shoot­ Condemned," where journal­ nation, a symptom of laziness All my time is given to nation. ing for the stars — or aiming ists will get to interview the that discourages action until school, but still I am only an Perhaps I am stuck on high above because the sky is former World Wrestling Enter­ the very last minute, figura­ average student — especially something like the chess­ where I belong as the Spartan tainment champion at a press tively speaking. when it comes to receiving a board of life — but I am con­ Daily's weatherman. conference. College students today live letter grade. fident that the game is mine. I knew that time and com­ I might be a procrastinator, in an age where technology I really thought that I could It's just a matter of time when mitment was going to be a but at least I'm excited about is constantly developing such graduate this semester, at I will win. factor when I became a staff things.

often looking for smart, ag­ on the year and the depart­ want to do, the key is to think her, "no one wants to go into BEATEN PATH gressive graduates who want ment," McMichael said. about where there is still plen­ accounting because they love Continued from page 26 to learn fast, says one indus­ While most graduates nat­ ty of money lying around, but accounting - they go into it be­ try insider who asked to re­ urally look toward the big rather where the attention is cause they are playing it safe. once said about it: It's a great main anonymous. front-office departments like less focused. In terms of pure­ What I really want to know is business model "because the Jobs in shipping, even for mergers and acquisitions, de- ly theoretical economics, such what that person would do if product costs 10 cents to graduates, can be exciting opportunities rarely exist, but money wasn't a question." make, you sell it for a dollar, experiences, "often involving You should think about in reality, they are just lying She ended up with a job of­ and it's addictive." traveling to exotic places, win­ around, ripe for the picking fer of $5,000 a month. Most of all, there is gen­ ing and dining rich Arabs and any particular skills for recent grads. All employers tell the same erally lots of travel, great Asians, sleeping with lots of or interests you have You should think about any kinds of stories. They find the promotion opportunities and beautiful women - and if you particular skills or interests online applications processes because there's a relative have a quick head for numbers that are unusual or you have that are unusual or issued by their companies' HR dearth of applicants, you can and plenty of charisma, you distinctive, even if they distinctive, even if they seem departments as annoying and afford to call the shots a little can make a lot of money very irrelevant. A friend of mine useless as you do. more in the hiring process, quickly," my source told me. seem irrelevant. who is an accounting major "What I want at the end of especially if you have strong With the recent expansion recently told me that when the day," one London banker grades and a specialization of the emerging market econ­ rivatives, or sales and trading, she went for an interview with once told me, "is someone I in a foreign language or good omies and a weak greenback, it's often possible to move into a senior partner from Price- can work with, who does a quantitative skills. a surge in exports has been these departments a year or WaterhouseCoopers, he asked good job, and who I can un­ Another industry that's very good news for this in­ two down the line by prov­ her at the end of the interview wind over a beer with at the often very popular among dustry, meaning it has lots ing yourself in the much less what she liked to do outside of end of the day when the going graduates from overseas - but of cash for hiring fledgling popular middle or back office business. gets tough." which suffers from a substan­ graduates. first. In banking circles, this is When she told him that she At the end of the day, it's tial lack of graduates in the Even in ultra-competitive known as getting in "through wrote a blog about her rela­ often less about the resume, United States - is shipping. industries like investment the back door." tionships, he was intrigued. and more about showing per­ Big shipping companies are banking, hiring still "depends If you know what it is you "The way I see it," he told sonality.

so many really cool jobs live the lifestyle year round, NATURE come across the site, there the opportunities are right Continued from page 26 are days when we say 'I think here," Bishoff said. "One of I'll apply for that one.'" our favorite 'Blogging The remains the most popular A summer job could turn Dream' writing couple have page on our site," Bishoff out to be more like an adven­ worked from coast to coast said. "We are also proud to ture than just a way to earn — Alaska, Maine, Florida, offer tons of information on some cash. California and points in be­ areas of interest for people "We started with 10 em­ tween." CASTLE MORTGAGE OF AMERICA HAS OPENINGS who think CoolWorks' jobs ployers, all in National Parks, CoolWorks is based out of FOR FULL-TIME LOAN ORIGINATORS IN THE rock: info on tours, travel, and we've grown over the Gardiner, Mont., at the north MILWAUKEE AREA. schools, gear, books, other last 12 years to include over entrance to the Yellowstone sites, news items; and we 2,500 employers in national National Park. have people all over the park areas, camps, ranches, "I've been blessed to live WE ARE LOOKING FOR POSITIVE ATTITUDES AND world writing about their amusement parks, cruise within Yellowstone for the AN UNRELENTING DESIRE TO SUCCEED. experiences. Real life people lines and more," Bishoff said. past 26 years — with bison, living real lives, nothing is "The natural complement to elk, grizzly, antelope roam­ these (mainly), summer em­ WITH THIS OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE THE cooler than that." ing around in my backyard," There is also a seasonal ployers was to find winter Bishoff said. "I thought I'd POTENTIAL TO MAKE IN UPWARDS OF worker's guide that gives opportunities, and so we get the wanderlust out of $1QQK/YIAR? several links to many things hooked up with plenty of ski my system with a summer, like room and board, resume resorts and resorts in warm- and this place and this life­ winter areas such as Florida NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. tips, assessment tests to find style grew on me. I've been the right fit, and a salary cal­ and Arizona." known to say 'I wish I had FULL TRAINING INCLUDED, culator. There are also opportuni­ CoolWorks when I was in col­ ONLY SERIOUS APPLICANTS MAY APPLY. "At CoolWorks, we think of ties for students to find full- lege', so that I could have ex­ ourselves as being lucky to time work in a job that they plored more areas, but then CONTACT KURT AT wave the 'dream job' magic find "cool." I wouldn't be here now. So, it wand" Bishoff said. "We see "If a 'cool worker' chose to all works out." 414/327,1717 OR [email protected] uwmpost.com Employment Guide April 30,2007 29

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"It's an unfortunate reality, but ifornia's centers in Sacramento and gram, said he is sad to turn away he wonders how some employers get if they are paid, it's for a reason — to Washington, D.C., students cannot people who cannot afford to do an away with not paying their interns. compete with better recruiters, not use financial aid to cover internship unpaid internship, but students have The Los Angeles Times pays their in­ because they believe it's altruistic. costs, Bravo said. to accept that this is the way the job terns $600 a week for 10 weeks. It's about the bottom line for most Zafir Shaiq, a first-year economics market works now. "We believe that if a person is good employers." student, said he has submitted his For $6,500 to $9,000, Lochtefeld enough to work at the paper, they Kamenetz also pointed out in her application for unpaid internships said the program places customers should be compensated for it," Hagi­ column that unpaid internships may for several politicians in both Sacra­ in unpaid internships for New Line hara said. be creating too much free labor in the mento, Calif., and Washington, D.C. Cinema, Hearst Corporation, MTV Hagihara also said the L.A. Times corporate world. Now he is just wondering how to pay and Sony Music Entertainment and pays interns in order to compete with CBS spends some money on in­ for it. several other companies with hous­ other publications for the best jour­ terns' living expenses though, Curcio "The maximum stipend from the ing and career-building seminars in­ nalists. said. "We do give our interns meal D.C. program is $1,300, but it costs cluded. 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