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co©c©c©ee©cooco0ce)®©cc'€>€>i)ftR€n THE GREAT ONE IS GREAT under th e HOW SWEET IT IS Hollywood sign Iqf Ken Dickmann >©'©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©© VENUS OF MENSCHEN FALLS own, Venus would be How could there be a Venus come the town's only in such a small town like prostitute, and even Menschen Falls, whose only tually, backed by funds claim-to-fame is that it from various citizens, was a great tourist town the new Hollywood until an epidenic of Porno Movie Queen. Ex typhoid struck. The cept Venus doesn't want Venus is now at the Los fame, fortune and their Angeles Actor's Theatre idea of freedom, which, and under the direction like every'good Amer and pen of Richard ican knows, is the use Jordan (Captains and of Power. Kings), she brings hoirc Jordan exercises all JACKIE GLEASON IN SLY FOX a new reality to the thoughts on'the various The Great One opened that in its self makes general citizens of the subjects, perhaps too Falls. at the Orpheum Thursday the play worth seeing. many subjects, and night in a play written The character was In th's 3 act courtroom then on a stage within especially for him by created by Ben Johnson’s drama/c.onedy/i-a cire, the courtroom has our the creator of M.A.S.H, and called Volpone, which Jordan places our lovely participants recreate, Venus ;/i trial nefcre Larry Gelbart. He is means SIy Fox. the reality of the something else. Gleason's delivery was the -iocncpeople Cor talked-about incidence suppaseJly killing Jackie Gleason, thru pure Gleason...with all by acting out what real her brother. In his personal majesty the right intonations ly happened. it is on vited is a journalist has added yet another to make the character this smaller stage from tJie Big City wbc "well rounded" char come alive-perfect. that what really happen they hope will write acter to his repertory Cleavon Little, per ed to Venus's brother up Menschen Falls so of alter-ego; that of haps because of nervous is shown and once you the tourists will re Foxwcll J. Sly, a ness or whatever, began are committed to re turn (Max Knoe). But rich man, a leech, the play, delivering create any scene, those before the shattering a con-man, par ex each line likb he was involved cannot bluff climax, Jordan digs cellant. Since the playing to an audience reality. Some of our into the judical sys role was written es in San Jose, but by citizens find them tem, the original Amer pecially for Gleason, the time of the second selves in rather em ican pioneer spirit, it was no surprise that act, his control had barrassing situations, fame, movies and mer all of the Gleason trade returned and his per and caught in lies. chandising. marks were there; the formance was as polished The Judge, who con Seems that Venus and booze, the cigarette, as that in Blazing trols everything (splen her brother were made an the vocal intonations, Saddles. In fact, his didly played by Richard offer, that to bring even an occasional Venture) lusts for the town back into its How Sweet It Is. But Con't on Page 16 Con't On Page 21 SAN FRANCISCO»S GAY WEEKLY MAGAZINE o 9 9 9 9 GAY SOFTBALL IS BACK 9 9 9 9 9 9 ’OPENING DAY- April 2nd -Noon-HaywardField 9 LEATHERi^lECK 9 9 9 9 9 9 278 11th St. at Folsom 9 WIN A TRIP TO AMSTERDAM for $1 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 MUSIC-ENTERTAINMENT-CELEBRITIES 9 9 Se>©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©oog)g>€>g>g>^^^^^^^^? Alone they act like God's Proud1y,"Ten years." EASTER- gift to the sexual world, These people are often openly cruising anything jealous of their mates,-and on two legs with a nice die nine deaths when the A TIM E ass or basket. Within the other one goes out. The marriage, it becomes a game partner is usually the one to see who can get the new to call it quits, no longer OF RENEW AL face in the crowd first. able to put up with the Fairly common as a life martyr syndrome inherent with the coming of style, the major cause of within this personality. spring and the advent of failure is the sudden need The final group is the Easter, some basic urge in to enter into a monogamous monogamous-polygamist, the human animal call upon relationship. perhaps the most common of him to renew himself with The next two groups are all persons. This individ the Universe and within married under false preten ual preaches fidelity, but There arc only four himself. ses, perhaps the strangest is found practicing the art types of ¡ ■■rriage person As a gay male or female is the one I call the poly of playing around at any alities within our society, we are continually confron gamous-monogamist. This is opportune moment, (which is and I shall endeavor to ex ted with such advocates of -a person who outwardly just about any time). plain how they function. religion as Anita Bryant speaks in favor of an open Everyone in town knows about The first is the monog and more rabid members of relationship, his playing around, except amous relationship, consis the Catholic Church and his mate, to whom he whisp ting of two people who be claiming that variety is more conservative religious ers sweet notions of love lieve themselves to be the the spice of life, but ask sects that tell us that and eternal faithfulness. entire world, or at least him how many times he's being gay is against God’s This personality is all that matters in it. gone to bed with someone order of things. How can easily spotted, seen cruis They tend to function only else and you’ll probably this be true. If one is to ing the streets with fre as one unit, and are hardly get the answer, "Once or believe in the teaching of quent glances to be sure no ever seen separately. A twice." Christ, one must believe one knows who he is or what rare type of marriage with "How long have^ you that we are all created in been tc Con't On Page 16 God's own image and are all' a poor survival rate, his children and that he couples who are able to maintain the relationship loves us a l l . LIGHT LIGHT ^ If we believe these tend to feel superior. things, then it is only Friendships tend to be with SHOW SHOW natural that everything other pairs, and most of thi else that is handed out by old tricks are completely these religious leaders and cut out and forgotten, sects is nothing but the (except for those occasional] doctrines of the religious twinges for the former, mor< founding fathers. open manner of living). No doubt each sect and The most common cause of religion claims divine breakup for the true monog guidance but most religious amous relationship is doctrine is based on man's' nerves, once again proving interpretation of the word that too much of a good or teachings of Christ. thing can be bad for you. If Christ died for the Next is the polygamous sins of man as we are told, personality. Here the adage] then we can accept the fact "What I give, I give freely that we are forgiven our and frequently" applies. sins and busy ourselves Everyone in town knows this 853 Valencia 285-7911 with the living of good, couple, over half because gay, Christian lives. We they've been to bed with must renew our efforts to ' them at one time or another, love our brothers; renew the rest because they've our efforts to understand been propositioned. Extra marital relationships as a the feelings and fears and couple are three- or more- emotions of those who attack with bigotry; we must ways, and sometimes consist renew our faith that man, of orgy parties thrown on A DANCE BAR convenient weekends, (every in the long-run, will have SATURDAYS: Open Pool Tournament weekend if possible). The goodness prevail; we must couple who go to the baths renew our faith and liking COCKTAIL HOUR PRICES together either get a room for ourselves, for without with a double bed or spend most of the time comparing SUNDAYS: Western Beer Bash Con't On Page 6 Sat. Night ALIVE! 9pm - 2am tricks they've turned.
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Prince's pleasure to be able to static to be visually inter with "A Little Night Night Music" — which use of the stage mot- hear Sondheim’s music esting. This could have Music". we have an in turns out to be a iff for this film is this clearly, and been a great radio play. musical "Smiles of a infinitely more ap BY DAN TURNER teresting trick— Ingmar the "Week-end in the A bit of judicious ergrntann used on him Summer Night" (It’s propriate than Berg Country" sequence is a trimming, more thoughtful title taken from 'Eine man's to my way of delightful excursion & JORDAN LEAL blocking, and a quicker pace self. The concept thinking, although, Prince' of the stage setting Kline Nacht Musick, by, for both cast and aud would make the show up to vs 'reality' is a de just to make the cir direction is far from ience. MARTHA REEVES the performers. The charac vise which was used by cle complete, Mozart) inspired. This is a Someone had the extreme ters are interesting and wmiBOBDAMROirS good, enjoyable film By Jordan Leal i the noted Swedish direc It is an interesting good sense to retain complex, the indictment of little conceit, this but something is lack Len Cariou and Laurence the British system that tor in his version of Hold On'. Martha Reeves is showing of the actors on ing. That little Guittard from the ori left them unable to cope Mozart's THE MAGIC back and better than ever. an operetta stage, extra something that is ginal Broadway company very powerful. The show va-i FLUTE, a film of a Her two-week engagement at singing a haunting waltz emotionally exhilarating. for the male leads. runs Tuesdays through Sunday stage performance where the Mocambo, continuing we get to see the aud about the tribulation Guittard as the swagger at the Alcazar on Geary. !N CANADA S6 of love, dancing in ing , pompous dragoon through next week, returns I from ience filing into theri all those great hits of RLS. In c . 100 Granby S t . Toronto MSB IJl fromalized patterns, 14 416 366 6792 seats as the orchestra is a good singer-actor F IN O C C H ia S bowing and gavotting Martha and the Vandellas Ü Also availabi« sholesale and a fine figure of a mutiNnaii warms up, the stage with a look to her future Anyone who has not been to hands moving flats in front of painted man, as they used to canvas trees, but album on Fantasy. What is Finocchio's is missing a into position, the actor say. His tall, Prussian mercifully, stage so amazing is that Reeves great opportunity to see a backstage smoking a good looks are the movements son begin perfect foil for the is actually better than be RDLBOmonSMIMNGBGO cigarette, etc. fore. Con't On Page 21 to blend and merge into gentle lawyer Frederick CAUF0IBUMm(4B|G2E-«l!l2 But when Bergman She presents a vocal range a cinematic blur and Egerman who was Desiree's directed his won never hinged at on her we are transported to suitor years before.Cariou Smiles of a Summer Motown records. Here, with Mis» Night" in 1955 it was a beautiful outdoor is a fine^singer and an JACXARANSON setting, the same no reverb, echo, or overdub filmed just like a appealing leading man. BSTTY QRABZ.S actors waltzing to the is pure Martha Reeves. DEAR DADDY regular movie with Hermione Gingold is The possibilities seem Lcck - A- LIke.Ccntest outdoor location shooting fading strains of the up to her usual wonder same song among real limitless. This is the American and everything. ful stuff as the regal premiere of a new British trees and a beautiful and the salty old Madam Her command of the Now Harold Prince play discovered, produced, lake — the country Armfeldt, playing soli hits that first made her has us watching as a and starring Jack Aranson. estate of Madame Arm- taire by her small con famous is stronger. Her turn-of-the-century It is the story of a former feldt (Hermione Gingold), ELIZABETH TAYLOR servatory by the lake. new Vandellas, recruited audience glides into TV interviewer, classically e n * ' S T A A ftlN O IN an aging courtesan, \ ("Solitaire is the only from her new home of Los their plush velvet and like a sudden free educated, who find that f^ko is the mother of the thing in life which re Angeles, seem a bit tenta gilt theatre boxes, wheeling camera move life has completely by famous and beautiful quires complete honesty.") tive in their backup. They «-PIN-UP GIRL focusing their opera ment, a waltz-like passed him and he cannot stage actress, Desiree Miss Gingold's character seem a bit too young to glasses in on a stage track or pan which deal with it. His children, Armfeldt (Elizabeth remember what all the fuss production of "A Little sweeps us up in the are disappointments. Taylor) who tours the Con't From Page 19 was alxjut in Motown and it Daughter Gillian has chuck shows, but their voices IU N » |. are good and they use no ed her degrees aside in F7 gimmicks to do a song. favor of sleeping around R IC H E L IE U c in e m a Easter Hat Contest What at first appeared to as a liberated woman. One be an overwhelming display son, Billy, drifts without GEARY AT VAN NESS ° 771-5200 of electronic instruments thought of tomorrow, while .i***.*^ V Sun March 26th 4pm Tilt? 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Or, Reno for and golf also are attract What a t>eautiful week sunrise services may be a that fact either. Nearly ing lots of women. Inter end for sports’. Hiking little unorthodox, but 75 gay men and women filled ested women should drop by boots in Marin County, anyone with a sense of our cabins to capacity last the Clubhouse, 597 Castro, oftball cleats in the City, beauty will truly be inspi weekend. Icy conditions for a review of the USA’s ski boots in the Sierras, red by this excursion. (caused by superb mountain Women’s Programs. and gymnastic slippers in Contact Mike at 621-2128 sunshine) played havoc with The movement towards Berkeley supported gay before Saturday. our planned races/ however, inter-league games between WHY WAIT UNTIL DARK? sports enthusiasts as White-water rafting some really fine times were the CSL and GSL continues. winter and spring events can provide anyone with turned in at Squaw, Incline Except for a few diehard traded bows. enough thrills to make and Northstar. Criss-cross loyalists, coaches in both The Mill Valley-to- Folsom Street fantasies ing the Sierras, various leagues realize the poten l^ h y wait, when at the CLUB a Stinson Beach hike should seem like fairytales’. With groups played games at the tial for fun. Bob Hagen be repeated every weekend: the sun tanning o n e ’s face Lake and in Reno. Mt. Rose of the”P.S." helped this special daytime rate means you stunning trails that take while chilled river water was the favorite get-away movement by matching his can use a a person through a visual tingles one’s balancing retreat. CSL team against the USA the CLUB'S facilities at less than the regular rates. wonderland. Great exercise. foot, rafter’s enjoy Mother Lots of good skiiing last weekend. Players from Mike McReynolds led our Nature in-between fighting left. Reservations at both leagues were in the group, once again, along her river rapids. Exhilar 621-2128. stands, and good-natured some of Northern California ation. Exhaustion. Fear. cheering greeted both teams. A concerted effort to most enchanting hiking Immense Pleasure. April It was a good contest organize programs for gay %A#ith a membership cost of S5, you'll trails. 22nd-23rd a group of lucky with the USA team of the GSL women is underway at USA. Easter weekend, we rafters tackle the American winning 15-3. Afterwards Some top-notch coaching is have access to every CLUB Bath River, 21 river miles east Dixon treated all players leave the USA Clubhouse available, as well as some (597 Castro) at 10AM and of Sacramento. 11 spaces to a round of drinks (it across the country; 32 in all. And you'll meet people from all across relaxed recreational teach head up to Pt. Reyes for still available at $55 for was a hot day'.) at the ing and sharing. Volley- ou^ov^night hike. Easter the weekend. The USA raft ”*PS". the country too, who use the CLUB Bath when they're in town. The prevailing spirit proved that the nonsense surrounding the upcoming TINA JONES softball season should be curtailed immediately. Since Irene of the CSL T a k e that extra long lunch hour you is a softball commissioner, “ deserve, or when you're tired out PRODUCTIONS spokesman for the league, and coach of the Pendulum from shopping, or tennis, or when you just want to take a break pted en ti J BOB HENDRY _«APPY Directory^ AT LARGE Bars THE MIKE SCHIELL INTERVIEW 3. BRADLEY'S CORNER 900 COLE 664-7766 (FIO) To the many who don't know Mike; to the unaware 4. BONES 1840 HAIGHT 668-6848 (F6 Mike: I’m J/0 King I of San Francisco - at least and the unwashed; he is just another member of a 6. MAUD'S STUDY 937 COLE 731-6119 (F6 through the first week of April. It's small army of Folsom bartenders. But to those of us 13. I-BEAM 1748 HAIGHT 668-6006 (F14) Marcus' idea and he's proclaimed April 1-8 who have caught his act behind the bar he is a per 1. GUS'S PUB 1446 HAIGHT (F20) as National J/O Week. I think that it's all part former par excellence. I interviewed Mike recently of his master plan. in his dressing room just before show time. Kalendar: Master Plan? Dining Mike: Well, dude, it's really not official yet but Kalendar; Mike, thanks a lot for your time. I know 14. MOMMY FORTUNA'S 1648 HAIGHT 626-6366 (F6 ) Marcus and I plan to open up a J/0 Instruc you've got a show to do so I won't take tion School somewhere in the city. It will too much of your time. probably take some time since we haven't Mike: Sue, dude- ko sweat. found the location we want yet. When we KALENDAR: Your dressing room is...well__ kind of do and this thing takes off, we might just Shops unusual. Who designed it? start a whole chain of them. Mike: I did, dude. Clever isn't it? It's a replica 20. GLOBAL TRAVEL 1697 HAIGHT 431-3604 (FIO) Kalendar: Sounds great! You could call them "Jack of a World War II bomb shelter. 2. CALIFORNIA SURPLUS 1393 HAIGHl 861-0404 (F6) Off-In -The- Box. Kalendar: Is that a plant over ther by the howitzer HAIGHT 864-EROS (F6) Mike: Clever, dude. 7. EROS 1600 shell? 5. PARK BOWL 1855 HAIGHT 752-2366 (F14) Kalendar: Thought you'd like it. Mike I'd like to... Mike: Right, fucker. 11. ETC.,ETC.,ETC. 1560 HAIGHT 863-2994 (F7) Mike: Sorry for interrupting man, but the cock and Kalendar: Mike, it's black and it looks like... 12. (the other) ETC. 1566 HAIGHT 863-2994 (F7) balls on my Jack Wrangler watch tells me that Mike: Right again. It's a leather plant- got it at 16. STRICTLY FOR THE BIRDS 1615 HAIGHT 621-3113 (F20I it's time to go on. Leather Forever. They're into plants right 17. POOR WHITE TRASH 1427 HAIGHT 626-3676 (F6) Kalendar: O.K., Mike. Or should I say J.O.K., Anyway, now. And now that you mention it, I've thanks for your time. Mike, what's that gotta water it. white stuff you're putting up your nose? Kalendar: Mike, you're.... Mike: White stuff? Oh...er....that's powdered Dristan- Mike: Yeah, dude, I'm pissing on it. The only way !X!:!:::::í v X;:;X;:;;;X::;X::::;:;:::w ^^ n e i v i n for my sinuses. leather plants will grow is when you piss on them once in a while. Kalendar: Oh....well, see you later Mike and thanks again • ÍÉ Í* X « > > Kalendar: I suppose that means the blossoms are yellow? Mike: My pleasure, dude. Are you staying for the Mike: Not only that but it comes with its own little show? identifying handerchief. Marcus has ordered Kalendar: No, I think I'll check out Tom at the Arena. four for the ARENA. Besides, it's almost time for the 9pm Kalendar: What's it called? fish-feeding. I don't want to miss it. Haight Mike: "Folsomus Urinus". Mike: Have a real creamy j/o evening....so long Kalendar: Cute. dude. Mike: Yeah, dude, fuckin' cute. (Note:) As Kajendar goes to press, KCUM Cable Channel Kalendar : Mike, you've been doing your act at the 51 has announced it will telecast Mike's show live PAUL Brig since it opened. Am I right? from the BRIG Wed. through Sat. nights from 9 til Mike: You're right, fucker - ever since last summer 2 am. It will be called the MIKE SCHIELL PROGRAM, and that's a longer run than some bars in sponsored by th^ makers of Lube and a grant from this city. the National Bndowement for the Nicely Endowed. It TH E TEXAS TIG E R Kalendar: Mike, who handles your P.R.? will be simulcast on KCUM/FM 69.5 - Don't miss it, Mike: Tom Thompson - super hot bartender at the Arena. dude. i Tom's a good man and one of my best J/0 @ O Park Bowl buddies. s ---- HAiQMT« Tse-easf Kalendar: Speaking of J/O - doesn't that have some P E L V E D E n a O^EN AM DAUir I thing to do with your new title? Mike: Thought you would never ask, fucker. ° «“SO 0 A G A M E *’ Kalendar: Well? c L / o r r o N * § FRI. & SAT.. AFTER MIOIMiaHT W hcM Beoiitifal CakM Bégin 1 1 - ^ 1 F20 VISITING S/VN FRANaSCO? 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ARENA, as their Home Base. Sunday they put down Golda’s Peter "Puffer" Switzers New manager is Bob Jay-Hill Bombers and a very good Mill team is the only other CASTRO VILLJ\C3E DIRBCTOHV and they will have a hot Village team in a pre-season founding team left in the on the mark team. double header. CSL. They have really got Bars Hair/Clothes DAVE’S BATHS *PS it together and looked very 55. THE MINT Playing Oil Can Harry’s In their second year. impressive in their rout of 1942 MARKET 626-4726 (F14) 35. LUOMO 4141 18th. 626-1667 (Fll) in the big opening day game, with new manager. Bob Hagen the CINCH Sunday. 7. EAGLE CREEK 1884 MARKET 863-3323 (F14) 49. EVERETTS OF SF 4117 18th. 626-43Î4 (FI 3) they have both Saturday are putting it together, TOTIES 46. ALFIE’S 2140 MARKET 626-2543 (F15) 55. THE GOLDEN FLEECE 586 CASTRO 863-9214 (FI 3) by Mark Brown and Sunday practices planned Although did not fair well Another new team in the 27. BEAR HOLLOW 440 CASTRO 861-9427 (F14) 61. VIKING MEN’S STYLING 2225 MARKET 626-3102 (Fll) to get themselves ready. in exhibition game last league this season. Managed This is Dave’s first season weekend, they will get tough by Dave Stanley and coached Shops and are managed by Barry to beat. by Bill Wood' they have been Grocery/Liquor 20. GEMS & JEWELS Ybaura. PTiRK BOWL doing a lot of practicing 2330 MARKET 626-5638 (FU) 3. DINO’s LIQUORS 4122 18th 431-7369 (F14) 21. TUFFY’S SPORT SHOP 597 CASTRO (F14) FUN TIME TOURS/I-BEAM Another new team in the and playing exhibition 621-2127 8. THE SPIRIT SHOPPE 16TH & NOE 626-3791 ,(FÌ2) 21. USA-S.F. (FI 4) In their second year, CSL this season. Duke Joyce games, by seasons start, 597 CASTRO 621-2127 44. PAT’S LIQUORS 2416 MARKET 863-3736 (F12) under the leadership of new is the manager and has built their team should be in 5. E.O.C.C. 3968 17TH (G5) manager Jim Holloran, are a solid team. They will be excellent shape. 22. GRAND CENTRAL 519 CASTRO 626-1433 (F14) putting together a very no push over. THE VILLAGE 26. OBELISK 526 CASTRO 863-9217 (G5) Real Estate good team. Their home bar PENDULUM Also a new team this 45. JAGUAR BOOK STORE 4077 18TH 863-4777 (F14) 47. PAUL LANGLEY 4111 18TH 621-8450 (F14) for this season will be the Irene has a star studded year lead by co-managers 51. BOOT DEN 4240 18TH 863-2871 (FI 5) 65. COLUMBIA REALTY 2217 MARKET 626-6656 (F8) CSL ROUND-UP-WHAT’S HAPPENING I-BEAM. team this year and will Ken Angrum and Dennis 52. SANTORA SUPPLY CO. 4401 18TH 626-1278 (F15) GOLDA’S 527 BOMBERS again be one of the powers Eagleton. Grandpa Lew 53. BREDWELL MEYER GIFTS 4359 18TH 626-5233 (FI 3) The CSL starts its Jay Platt has moved of the league. They have Gilmore hit a "grandslam" 58. THE BARKING LOT-GROOMING 209 SANCHEZ 431-0969 (F15)* Cleaning season Sunday, April 23 with again. This time with his lost a couple of exhibition homerun in their losing 65. ACCENT ON PETS 4148 18TH 861-2151 (Fi 2) a big opening day ceremony own Golda’s Bombers with games, but once they get it effort against the MINT 41'. NATHAN’S FLORIST 3600 16TH 552-1184 (OF25) 54. THE OWL CLEANERS & TAILOR 598 CASTRO 861-6262 (F15) and game between Dave’s Lenny Mollett’s 527 Club all together-watch out’.’.’. Sunday. The team lacks Baths and Oil Can Harry’s. their home. Jay is trying RAINBOW CATTLE C O . practice but has a tremen Dining Baths/After Hours Lets take a look at all of something new by having Doug Wade’s team is dous amount of talent. 2. CANTON RESTAURANT 524 CASTRO 626-3604 (F14) the teams in the league: part of the team being real back for their third season Knowing Everett Hedrick, 6 . EL BIGOTE 549 CASTRO 626-3604 (F14) 1. THE 1808 CLUB 1808 MARKET 863-4488 (F9) girls. They were handled and will be stronger than they will practice and they 9. THE GALLEON 718 14TH 431-0253 (F14) THE AMBUSH pretty well by the MINT last' years division winning will be a hot team by the 1 0 . ORPHAN A NDY’S 3991 17TH 861-9795 (F8) This is their third Sunday, but Golda manages team. They will be a for start of the season. 25. ROSENBERG’S DELI 276 NOE 431-4951 (FI 3) season in the CSL with Ray to put it together and have midable foe for anyone. 60. CAFE STRAND 288 NOE 626-4588 (FU) Hosgood as the manager this a winning team. HAWAIIAN HUT-SACRAMENTO There you have it. A 62. NEW YORK CITY DELI 2295 MARKET 431-8390 (FU) year. They have gotten off OIL CAN HARRY’S The Hut is also back quick look at the CSl for 66. SUPER PUP 3970 17TH 431-4710 (F14) to a slow start but promise They played Dave’s Bath for the third time, and will 1978. to be ready for their big in the opening day game. also be stronger than their first game against the This is Oil Can's second division winning team of BETTY GRABLE CONTEST Rainbow Cattle Co. season in the CSL and with last year. Paul Gonzalez is Friday night, April 14 J^atKan’a ^Plorisi THE CINCH new manager, Ralph Deming, returning as manager and at the STRAND THEATRE on TUFFY’S For the Vnusua! in P!ants & Piou ers A new team in the league and the most controversial this year the team has the Market Street the CSL is Hours — .Mo»,—Sar. 9—6 P..M. under the direction of Jack Jerry Pritiken, backing of the entire Sacra putting on a Betty Grable Sports Shop Condon. Although they were mento Gay Community. "Look-a-like" contest. as coach, will have one of 597 C a s tro ,)600 Sixteenth St. at .Market clobbered by the Sutters SOUTH OF MARKET Irene is in charge of this the best teams in the league San Francisco, CA. 94114 Mill this past weekend in an Wally Dennis and Angelo this year. ^ campy affair. It will be 6 2 1 -2 8 2 8 exhibition game, they have THE MINT Maggio are putting together one of tho^e hilarious PHONE (415) 552-1184 the potential for a mighty a solid team and could very events you must put on your One of the two founding good team by the time the well be a dark horse to KALENDAR. The show will THE teams left in the CSL, they season starts. watch out for. This is could just very well be this start at midnite. 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Map Issue year for renewing yourself of the film's nature. actress— a past task-mas i i i 3 i 4 m A surprise performance Code Code came from Prof. Irwin and reaffirming your own Her big solo from the ter at Amorous charades. F t] L 5 0 M guidelines and desires in original show has, un She son^times relies on ■ A D .i fi c V rt .1 r ’ Bars Corey as the rooney- I I .1 m — I .» n i Ph. 861-1790 lender. Crouch. He your life. No one can take fortunately been cut, her fluttery, uncertain F'î» iHS 7911 E-5 JACKEROO 1551 Mission 861-9865 FI 2 was so very funny and away from you your personal probably so as not to slow lost little girl voice in C-5 RAINBOW CATTLE Valencia s DuBoce 861-9652 FI 3 his timing was flawless. communion with the Maker and down the film's pace, i>ut some of the Romantic iurooBttttraur H-4 THE BRIG 1347 Folsom 861-1790 FI 5 Corey's characterization his universe, it is a time more Hermione is always scenes, and one wonders J-6 BOOTCAMP 1010 Bryant 861-9486 F8 was such that his mere of rebirth in the earth in order. Diana Riggs why the cinematographer G-5 LEATHERNECK 278 11th Street. 626-3431 F14 EATS entrance received fav and hopefully, in the hearts as the Countess Mittle- found it necessary to C-9 OUTER LIMITS 853 Valencia 285-7911 F15 drinks of man. The man from orable reaction. heim is the new favorite throw severe shadows across J-4 BLACK & BLUE 198 8th Street 552-5968 F14 'shit kickin music In supporting roles, Galilee died on a cross contender for the her jaw-line like some K-2 CLUB FRISCO 60 6th Street 863-5314 F8 the play is rich with almost 2000 years ago so Roziland Russell-catty- early 50's Joan Crawford 1-5 ARENA 399 9th Street 863-3290 G4 Cor. ValOMia S well-played and very that we might now realize upper-class female "Sweep- flick. We know she's over E-12 PHONE BOOTH 1398 S. VanNess 648-4683 Fl 5 >San Frwieiwe amusing characteriza that we are all truly bro stakes" and passes her weight...so was Lillian tions. Marie Wallace thers and we are all truly singing test with flying Russell. There maybe Dining BOOZIN’ his father's children. colors...or, this being arguments over Taylor's as Miss Fancy, a G-8 LE DOMINO 2742 17th Street 626-3095 Fl 5 AND well-to-do hooker From the Staff and set in Vienna, crullers. handling.of the much sung Here is an example of C-9 FICKLE FOX 842 Valencia 826-3373 Fl 5 who wants to marry Management of KALENDAR "Send In The Clowns", but CRUISIN’ MAGAZINE, let me wish each a weel-trained classical D-9 MISSION VILLA 2391 Mission 826-0454 G5 ^HONE 861-9486 Foxwell Sly is per to my way of thinking, it of our readers a HAPPY actress who can handle sounds better done by a 1010 ORYAHT fectly wonderful as Baths/After Hours SAN FRANCISCO a part Mae West and EASTER. May the FORCE be musical comedy with elan. non-singer type of voice, with you. t1 0 6 th.at Harrison 495-9550 L-2 (2 Rile*, off Felaom part Delilah. Not only Her bitchy asides crackle giving it added poignacy MR. 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Gleason saw double EUROPEAN STYLE It is interesting to ★*★**★** duty, not only playing note that some marriages the lead role, but also CENTRALLY LOCATED tend to change and flow ! Ifk-k-klrk** lending his talents to through all of the person COMPLIMENTARY INFORMATION the part of the judge. ality categories. They SLY FOX is a delight, IN FOUR LANGUAGES start out monogamous, enjoy **★★★**★ the settings are in ing something new, then one ventive and colorful, CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST tends to become monogamous- ******** enhancing to the play, polygamist , searching for EQUIPPED CANTEENS IN EACH ROOM the lighting is every "new meat". With growth ******** thing that is needed (along the discovery) the MOST ALL F A C IL IT IE S AVAILABLE and the costumes are marriage becomes openly completely within char polygamous, with one of the acter. partners becoming a poly I don't envy Director gamous-monogamist . 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Dearhearts, do, do, Based on the old classic, 861-1266 take your very best bonnet VOLPONE, the adaptation was able. One always seems to TUESDAY, March 28 and go, run, don’t walk to written especially for rest more fitfully around EXCELLENT DAY! Brief the NEW BELL SALOON for Gleason and is delightful. the time of a full moon, period of MOON VOID (7:31 to 211 MARKET STREET thier annual EASTER HAT s e x IDEAS MAARIAOE JOSS TRAVELEXERCISE One of my favorite 10:37); see March 25 for CONTEST, starting at 4PM. people, the glamourous Liz, ASTROLOGICAL KALENDAR March 24-30 SATURDAY, March 25 advice during this period. Data-Boy’s H.L. PERRY of Church Street Station Morning: Some decision Today people are likely to be will be doing the hosting fame, is a beacon of light making problems. Afternoon idealistic, adventuresome, and it promises to be in dark shadows of our daily is really good for work, spontaneous, intuitive, and simply mad, MAD, do you lives. She is truly a de f ! 4 i some artistic creations. philosophical ... stimulating hear. See you there. light and always a kind SURGERY AUDITIONS PLANTING PREGNANCY Evening goo'd for socializing; By the way, of you are ADVERTISING ROMANCE the higher creative forces. GLORY word for just about everyone. a date. Late tonight the by Son of Kharma 8 or 9 on a scale of 10. away from your phone alot I was able to get a MOON is VOID (3:26-7:01 Today is also good for (such as being in t>ed with wonderful and delightful Sunday morning). NOTE: a new loved one, everyday) This report is for general times you may want to save publishing. Boston Fern from Nathan at A "MOON VOID" period is an you should give David Kayes influences upon all of us for that special person in NATHAN’S FLORIST on Market. exceptional time to get to a call. The mad boy has a throughout the coming week your life as well as other Besides being one of the know someone, and is a time WEDNESDAY, March 29 wonderful and very con (times given are CST). We, times when one should be nicer people in SF, he can of vivid dreams; one should See Tuesday. Today is also venient mail and phone being 75% water, are governed aware that we're all going and will fill every floral always, however, delay an EXCELLENT DAY, good for service, over at 433 Hyde. as ~re the times and even to be a little "off-the- need that you may ever have. decisions, purchases, etc., intellectual affairs, It is a good way to make though the moon plays wall" . In brief, we try to Plus, he has some wonderful and have a chance to dealing with institutions and sure that you get all of differently upon each of schedule our lives so that bargains on house plants and all parties will be com re-evaluate tham later. publishing companies. those notes and campy phone flowers. Stop by and take us (due to our individue 1 It’s the kind of "why did messages. charts), there are general fortable, whether in a look. I buy this" sort of THURSDAY, March 30 That ever thinking izations about the daily business or in bed. No matter what your condition. It is, however, AM not very expansive; Mr. Marcus has something lunar influences. personal religious beliefs a very candid time to get an people may be restrictive. I coming up that is going to THIS WEEK: The most FRIDAY, March 24 honest answer without the MOON VOID 10:20 to 1:20; see be a perfect wheeel start important thing to remember We begin the first day of C o n ’t On Page 16 person knowing they’re March 25. Afternoon people ing Monday, March 27th and about this week is that you the first week of the first really telling you. Some will be very serious, must accomplish everything column with a FULL MOON astrologers mail in their persuing intellectual possible important to you (8:20 AM) in Libra. It is income tax returns at this interests, not being able SAN FRANCISCO NOWHAS during this current "up" good for working with time, because nothing will to get their emotions out. period. Beginning April 1, beauty, harmony, balance, ever come of it. Letting your emotions out t h e f ir s t for a period of one month, good for teamwork people ; on them will just trigger there will be delays, being friendly and bending anger; they’ll tend to be mixups, etc., similar to over backwards; a good time SUNDAY, March 26 OAYTV STAIMI "serious" and "significant" those you may have noticed for artistic creations, AM: Very good for into Friday. By the way, during this past Christmas Some problems in the expanding, good for intense Friday and Saturday (the I season. MERCURY is going morning might arise with work. In the afternoon, 31st and the first) are retrograde April 1; there are decision-making because of people may become a bit 3;: good evenings to plan a some good days but we'll keep "justifications", and aggressive, critical, moody. date. S nPim tiATHEW^, you posted. seeing the value in each But basically, a very good We utilize this column side; yin/yang summer/ day (8 or 9 on a scale of to coordinate work and winter day/night me/you. 10). Afternoon and IDEALLY, one should pleasure. For example, if But it is an excellent time evening good for a date. combine Bio-RHYTHM, we know people are going to to form partnerships of all ASTROLOGICAL reports, and a PSYCHIC. One should also be delayed for astrological natures — friendships, MONDAY, March 27 reasons, it is far easier to marriage, business. check the WEATHER REPORT Really good for intense for a total picture, to get understand and forgive; Libra rules the kidneys and work, things that you want the most out of your there are times when it is the lower back. Be careful CAtUTV:i«S lllMa .< to keep secret, and special possibilities, GOOD LUCK! especially good to get to not to imbibe too many projects. Evening possibly DARY'^ -V'i know people (MOON VOID times, impurities during this time, not as good for a date, not U l» M l r.tOSO. for example). There are as the kidneys are vulner as "flowing." A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE the circumstances where This TÈNNESSEE WILLIAMS evidence establishes that classic opens at the EUREKA an individual has actually fine art performed. This is THEATRE 16th and Market Sts. engaged in homosexual acts." no tacky drag show - haven't on Friday March 32. 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