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APRIL APRIL FOOL THE FLURRY FOOL Established 1922 Harrisonburg, Va., Friday, April 1, 1938 Volume XVI Number 22 Madison College Chosen As Movie Site Tittle Chickadees" Hear Talk By Fields O'Neal Is O'Hara In "Departed With Breeze" Opening his speech with "Good FacultyMembersAre morning, my little chlck-a-dees," W. New Secretary Blain Revises Plans C. Fields, of movie fame, on campus Chosen For Leads with the "Departed With The For May Court Breeze" cast, spoke in chapel Wed- Creating the greatest sensation on nesday on "Teaching and the New By popular request, Virginia Blain the local campus since the granting Curriculum." In his talk Mr. Fields has completely revised plans for May of eleven o'clock lights, the renowned brought out several points worth re- Day which will begin 12 midnight XYZ studios of Wollyhood, Califor- membering. He stressed particularly Friday to continue indefinitely. Feel- nia, recently chose this school as a site for what will doubtless be the that, while teaching, the teachers ing that the court should be repre- greatest production of all time. when feeling the urge for recreation sentative of all groups on campus, should be allowed to gather for a she and Helen Willis, maid of honor, Since Margaret Mitchell's "Gone game or two of bridge in one of the have chosen a new court to include With The Wind" first took the coun- classrooms or choose up sides for a many of our campus guests. New try by storm, the American public game of baseball. "My little milk- line-up will consist of Martha Raye, has been clamoring for a movie ver- sion of the thrilling novel. Growing weeds," Fields continued, "if the Mae West, , Louise Fa- children throw chalk, erasers, ink- zenda, Billie Burke, Grade Allen, weary of the movie colony's procras- tination in adapting this book to the bottles, etc., at the teacher, the teach- , Doanald Duck, screen, EH Rudolph, Journalistic er in turn should throw it right back Popeye, Lew Lehr, George Arliss, a freshman, took matters in her own and enter into the fun with a light . The court will be clad heart." in one-piece bathing suits, while the hands, wrote a brilliant scenario and 'The teachers may dismiss classes queen and maid of honor will wear sold it to the aforementioned XYZ studios. to go home when they get tired, the more traditional trailing gowns. but they should be sure to let the For ringbearer, was This scenario is based directly on pupils know -of their action in unanimously chosen. Mitchell's work with the exception of the matter. The instructors also The legend of Siegfried, which was a few minor changes in the language should be issued a blanket permis- to form the basis of the May Day used and in the title. Miss Rudolph sion to go to the Infirmary to get pageant, will be retained with a few and her advisers thought it best to the necessary brown and pink pills modifications. instill more dignity into the movie, in case of sprains or Charlie horses. so they eliminatedxall swearing and The story, as you know, deals with "And last but not least, my little Miss Gracie Allen, who succeeds Miss Alma Reiter as Secre- entitled the production "Departed Siegfried and his heroic journey in plum blossoms," he added in clos- tary to President P. S. Baron. Miss Reiter has resigned to go big With The Breeze." which he kills a dragon. In the re- ing, "I think the teachers should be game hunting in South Africa. Miss Allen is determined to get The studios were so pleased with vised version, Siegfried, played by provided with huge easy chairs in the her sheepskin while on campns. the script that they'immediately de- Bob Burns, sets off in bis rocket ship class room equipped with electric cided to shoot the at the site to sell insurance on Mars. On his radios in case the students become where it was written. After the usual way he sees a damsel in distress. As too boring. preliminary investigation as to local ZasuAcceptsBid Officers Of Leading her husband is not there, like the After the talk Mr. Fields intro- color the XYZ management was as- courteous traveling salesman that he duced another famous celebrity, Organization sAfford sured that Madison College is steeped To Cotillion is, he stops to see what he can do. Charlie McCarthy, who spoke on in enough southern tradition (or a The dame tells him of a terrible dra- "Teaching vs. A Movie Career." In Flurry Scoop production of "Uncle Tom's Cabin," gon that has carried off her husband. his talk he pointed out that in his Six hundred Cotillion Club goats not to mention "Gone With The The dragon will devour the husband youth he had had the choice of being made their appearances on campus Wind." in two hours and then come back for either a teacher or a movie star and yesterday after having accepted the her. What with one thing and an- Film scouts were sent out at once after much consideration he had blanket bid to membership in this other the two hours pass away and to cast the production and after chosen the movies. "But," Mr. Mc- organization, which was issued to the the husband is devoured. However, numerous movie tests, signed up sev- Carthy stated emphatically, "what entire campus earlier during the when the dragon returns for the lady, en faculty members for the leading this country needs is bigger and bet- week. The Cotillion Club was so roles. Siegfried pulls out his rocket gun ter teachers." anxious to have Zazu Pitts, who is on location here, become a member of Heck! and blows the dragon to bits. He Taking her pen in hand and fix- their select group, that, fearing to then sells the damsel a life insurance ing her name to the contract coveted Karloff Is Guest Of cause her embarrassment by making They policy for $10,800.00 and sails on to by every film actress in Wollyhood, her the only goat, they chose this Mars. Miss Pearl O'Neal, local librarian, Psychology Club method as a means of tactfully se- yesterday became Scarlett O'Hara, Announced vivid heroine of "Departed With The curing her membership. •qouni oj }aS Amu Xaq] Mr. Boris Karloff, of Beverly Hills, Breeze." Playing opposite her in the , was the guest speaker be- Since the goats far outnumbered JBqj japjo uj 02 = 21 1* UUP *ty PTO1 This -}B Asm iBBj^Bajq oj 03 0} Snjjisap role of the dashing and virile Rhett fore the Psychology Club last Tues- the old members, the order of things Butler is Dr. Huffman, of the Eng- was reversed, and the old members IOU 8800.1 JSBJ3|Bajq O) 198 UTJO 9UO day night. His topic for the even- lish department. The part of bluster- were kept busy all day scrubbing A\i3Aa itfqj jepjo nj ox:i JB SUJUJOUI ing was "Child Psychology as Ap- In ing, rowdy Gerald O'Hara will be floors, cleaning rooms, writing letters, A\i9A8 pjaq aq HJAV snjjp ajKj,, plied to the Younger Generation." filled by Dr. Sawhill, while that of and serving the goats in many other uaraqsajj JOJ sjoop uado o^ pajjnbaj Mr. Karloff, having recently gone Chapel! his gentle wife, Ellen, goes to Miss ways. All of the members of the fac- ajB saaqmara X^noBj PUB sjojuag,, on the Braudhauffner's Bran and Marie Louise Boje. Mr. Chappelear, ulty accepted the bid and stated that ra -B z Ilinn mooi jaq JO sjq 03 i(DBq Baby Food radio hour over station head of the biology department, has they were having too much fun to be oS Awn,, 'paaBjaap aq ,,'aiBp ON,, B-O-0 ('scuse pHz but we just had to been signed up for the role of Ashley bothered with attending classes dur- get that plug in) naturally devoted uoisiAaj Wilkes, the unaggressive, dreaming ing goat days. They spent the entire most of his speech to accounts of his SJI inoqB SBapj s*q JOAIO.I JJJ UO|S southern gentleman. The character programs. day sitting on the front steps of -SOB Suimoo aqi JOJ jojipa ijooqpuBH of self sacrificing, gentle Melanie Wilson Hall eating popcorn and pea- He stated, "I have been broadcast- 7=p, „JOA«J J|»m Ul BSUIO BB papajg uaeq SBq J9MOJ 9UOJA\T, caused a great deal of controversy. nuts as they sang "Hand Me Down ing bed-time stories to the kiddies of 9U.1 mOJJ S3J0A JO XJUOCBIU u SujAiao Miss Grace M. Palmer and Miss Pearl My Walking Cane" and watched the this country for the past two weeks -ai uodn Arno. uaA]3 aq n|A sjsax,, P. Moody both showed great promise members of the Cotillion Club per- and have found the experience a fas- •}sai qarsa jajjn pus ajojaq 5jooqpueHjxaMJO in their film tests, but all indecision forming their various duties. cinating new adventure. | You can OTIOQ-BDOQ 9AJ9S JSnUI SJOSSajOJrf,, jojipapai3a[gj9Aioj was ended when Dr. Ruth L. Philips never know how soul-satisfying it is Zazu Pitts was elected president (Continued to Column 2) to me to have my voice go over the of the club immediately following air waves to carry my cheerful little her acceptance of the bid. Louise message to the youth of this great Fazenda is vice-president, Judy Can- nation. I only hope my little stories nova, secretary and treasurer, while tug at the heartstrings (or the hair is new sergeant-at- COIFFEURS LOVELY roots) of these little children and arms. AS SPRING! send them to bed and to sleep in peace, dreaming sweet dreams." Faculty Members Cast He continued, "On my last broad- cast I told the story of "Blood-eye In Leading Roles COME IN AND LET US Dick and his Adventures in Holla- (Continued from Column 2) faced the cameras. After several DRESS YOUR HAIR FOR holla Land." My sponsors tell me shots she was immediately given the Since his voice simply fails to record the fan mail received after that tale THE DANCE! - role. Aunt Pittypat, the conventional, indicated it was a howling success." on the vitaphone, his speaking parts nervous, easily shocked lady of the After Mr. Karloff's delightful talk are being taken by Dr. Henry A. dean old south, will be portrayed by a reception was held in the tunnel Converse. ' Dr. Edna T. Frederickson. Remaining roles have not yet been FASHJONETTE BEAUTY SHOP between Harrison and Jackson halls, cast and it is hoped that the student so that the members of the club could Dr. Argus Tresidder, of the speech Over Ralphs • Phone 888 meet him. Miss Lanier and Miss department, w*'l go black face for body will have a chance at some of Seeger acted as hostesses. the role of Pork, the faithful butler. the minor parts. ■n mmmmmm

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REMEMBER REFORM SEVEN DWARFS ENROLL : Unaccustomed as we are to public complaining, we, the staff of The Flurry, feel that on this par- IN NEW CURRICULUM ticular occasion we are entirely justified in voicing Dopey brought up the rear of an impressive the opinion of the common pee-pul. For some time line of dwarfs who pounded Dr. Converse's door in the wee hours this morning, demanding enrollment now a movement has been afoot to bring about the in the classes under the new curriculum. They ac- installation of elevators in yVilson, but as yet this companied Miss Snow White, who is here on the movement is still in the whispering campaign stage. set of Departed With The Breeze and will double This is not a whisper—it's a yell! Those of us who for Miss O'Neil in the role of Scarlett. Miss Snow have eight o'clock classes on Wilson's third floor White is considering Madison College as a possible cannot possibly arrive ahead of the bell since climb- set for her forthcoming production entitled Happily ing three flights of stairs is too much to expect of Ever After at Madison. any sleep walker. Then, too, the elevator would avoid the confusion of the stairway traffic and abol- The troupe of dwarfs had not intended to enroll ish all hard feelings caused by the standard's com- in classes, but as they were under age to stay on mittee being the only members of the student body campus without participating in the regular activities allowed to slide down the banisters. Mrs. Chef required their enrollment. The dwarfs were not reluctant to comment on their classes and made statements as follows: COOPERATION Sleepy: Oooh-yhee-ah-h-h-me! I guess I like the sleeping class on Monday, Friday at 12:30 and You wouldn't read Wednesday at 12 noon. It's a fine thing, this chapel this anyhow sleep before lunch, only its mighty funny to say* your prayers in day light. CHALLENGE TO SOUTHERN Sneezy: A-a-h-ahh-chu! It's a marvelous infirm- WOMANHOOD ary you have here. I've arranged to sleep there. I'm We feel that now, as never before, the time has taking a'cure for hay fever class from Dr. Weems. come for the student body of Madison College to put I think they call it Health Education. Also, I should its maidenly sense of propriety to the test. This be willing to help The Breeze in a pinch. Mr. past week we welcomed into our midst literally Sneezy's next feature picture will be called The Big scores of glittering film stars—the passion-pusses of Blow in which he impersonates faculty members. the silver screen. We extend a most hearty wel- Doc: The best thing on this campus is the knees come to this bevy of big shots, but at the same time —uh the squeeze—uh-no-no—the fleas—oh fig— we hold up a warning forefinger. Remember, girls, Breeze! Breeze that's it. The cest tampus—oh our conduct is a reflection on this college, so let us Guests From Filmdom, Fascinated By Campus yes indeed, I am enrolled in English 231 Oral In all do our very best to continue the even tenor of Burp, Boral in squrp—er—er—oh fig—any how its our ways and uphold the dignity of southern woman- Scenes, Grant Interviews To Student Fans silly symphonites in my cuccal bavity, er buccal— hood. Don't think for a minute that movies are "Oh, yes, I like your Madison cam- Three Ring, where we decided to buy er—oh—fig! It's hwell sere, anyhow. true to life—the fact that Clark Gable and Joan pus very much—and the girls are three bushels of apples instead of Grumpy: Urrrumph! Wimin 'z pizen! Too Crawford always have a happy ending is no sign nice, too," Greta Garbo told a re- one, so we'd have plenty to keep the many uv 'em here. I'm takin' pipe organ from a that you and Boris Karloff will. Maidenly virtue is porter who had Intercepted her walk other actors from getting too hungry man. Urrumph! The food is—is—urrrumph! I a priceless possession, worth far more than a home on the quadrangle last night. before dinner. like gooseberry pie. in Beverly Hills (what with real estate being at such Miss Garbo, who was munchiifg "You know," commented Bob Happy: I like Mrs. Chef a low level), so maintain a strict policy of ''hands a doughnut, was dressed in smart- Burns as we walked back toward Whoa—ho—ho! off" and prove that, even though they may be a little looking green slacks. She said that school, "I kinda thought I'd get I like the places she lets me go. cracked, the belles of the old south always ring Bob Burns, who is also on campus, asked to play the part of Rhett But- Things round here are plenty slow true. drove her out in his newly painted ler in this here picture you're making And the girls here ? Model T. "He annoyed me with tales My cousin Almiry told me once she Whoa—ho—ho! of his cousin Zeb, who has such big thought I was the most romantic Bashful: Oooooo—my—dee—ra. I like Alum- feet, that when planting a row of man in our family. nae Hall best of all. "I certainly had a fine time coming corn he has to walk clear down to Dopey: This little fellow couldn't make a state- out to Virginia. Greta Garbo came the cross roads to turn his feet ment because he's 'never tried', but he is wearing a around to plant another row." with me, and she's one of the most tiarra and carrying a big apple. The Cotillion Club talkative women I ever knew. I Miss Garbo, who is to model shoes has taken him to raise and he promises to rival hardly had a chance to get a word in in the fashion show tonight, smiled Robert Taylor. He plans to get his D. T.'s in pub- when asked If she liked Virginia. "I edgewise. We made good time, too. lic speaking. like it very, very much because it is Comin' down hills my model T made so much like my native land, Sweden, 30 miles an hour. Why it only took The dwarfs said they miss their home among the and here at Madison it must be so us three weeks to get here." hills, and their work in the mines, but they keep in easy for you girls to be alone." "Goodbye," said Bob Burns. "Come form climbing the fire escapes and they plan to com- over to Wilson tonight, and I'll play The actress is staying in Alumnae plete the tunnel from Harrison to Ashby. Hall next door to Sally Rand, also a my bazooka for you." They declined to sponsor a chapel program. While guest on campus. While we walked Butterworth Guest in Ashby around the familiar quadrangle, Miss Mr. Charles Butterworth, famous in residence here the troupe will occupy the practice Garbo was whistling her favorite actor of the stage and screen, was house. Their visit will end April 1. tune, "River Stay 'Way From My the week-end guest of the girls in Door." Ashby Hall. The purpose of his visit OBJETS DEBRIS Suddenly a faraway look came into to the college was to triple for Dr. By 0. FUDGE Mis,s Garbo's eyes and she turned C. Huffman In the portrayal of gloom into Alumnse Hall with the familiar Rhett Butler in "Departed With the i waked up this morning and refrain, "I Want to be Alone." Breeze," sequel to "Gone With the the sky was grey • Bob Burns Brings Bazooka Wind." it was raining "I wouldn't a missed being here This is not Mr. Butterworth's first i put on my new stockings that for nothin'," drawled Bob Burns as visit to Madison College. He is a i bought only yesterday we walked toward the Three Ring well known figure here for his skill- there was a run in one late yesterday afternoon to buy a ful interpretations of such dances as i ran all the way across campus bushel of apples. "It's the doggone the Shag and Sugarfoot. Although to breakfast— these dances are quite old-fashioned, we had eggs Ask The Student Who's Been There nicest place I've see'd since I left Van Buren. In fact, it's so pretty on it is still a pleasure to see them per- i was late for French class Loker's Shoe Repair Shop your campus that I think I'll stay formed by such an able person. and she gave us a test Phone 86-R 45 E. Market St. here a while. I brought my bazooka When questioned about his week- i flunked it end, Mr. Butterworth stated, "I'm WORK DONE WHILE U WAIT along, and I'm aimin' to join the i went to the p. 0. and saw quite puzzled at the slip of paper I that I HAD A LETTER KHHIIIIIIllimMIIIIHHIIHIHIHMtlMINIIIIMIHIHIIIII J orchestra. I think a good bazooka alMIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIHIMIIMMlllMlllltlllHIIIMimilllllllllllMy player is just what they need, yes, received when I was preparing to i opened it leave Ashby Hall. I can't understand eruiSjiA 'Jl.inquosu.ren sir." it said "april fool"....- At this point we arrived at the what is meant by an official cali- •03 aNOHdTiax ivmnj\[ co Continued to Column 4) Oh it was fun to go back of the hill OHiiHNiosnrevji And sit by the brook In the moonlight. II iiililllillllllliiiiliiiMiiiir HiilliMIMiMHilimW And it really did* give me A wonderful thrill Clubs Will Have As he whispered to me Noted Speaker In the spring night. (Continued From Page One) There wasn't a single nightwatchman in nesday's chapel are: , .. sight Baby Le Roy, Freddie Bartholomew, We two were completely alone and . They have been The breeze through the trees recognized by the national Kappa Made a gentle sighing Delta PI for their abilities in the What! do you mean that field of education. You think I am lying??

Edward G. Robinson spoke to the (Continued from Column 3) Association of Childhood Education down. However, it was recommended by my gracious on the care and treatment of kinder- hostess, Miss Hoover, so I think it is good. Miss Hoover garten children who insist on putting instructed me to take this call down to Miss Mae West, tacks In teachers' chairs. acting President of the Student Government Associa- tion." ^ \ ». V FLURRY Lyceum Headliners yllMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiak Shirley Temple Wins Clubs Will Have Go To The South Gate Championship In Take 600 Steps Out So. Main Street Noted Speakers TO Swimming Meet For Programs Wampler's Three Ring Competing against 300 others, Grocery Store French Circle Shirley Temple, that sweetheart of All Candy Bars :. .3 for 10c Miss Clevelande Cleveland, spon- our campus, Bwept ahead to win by | All Chewing Gum.. 3 for 10c sor of Le Cercle Francais, announced I All popular brands Cigarettes pkg. 12c a fingertip the 5-mile dash in the yesterday at lunch the arrival of M. | Big Sour Pickles ,each Sc annual contest held in Reed Pool last Maurice Chevalier, noted French n' everything you need for a night at 8:00 p. m. This was the movie star (plus-que-parfait) who good ole jam session of eatin'. most important event of the meet and *>,-|lllllllllllllllllllll II III I III 11II I , IIIL^ will bientot (soon) address the club gave Shirley 15 points, thereby on "The Advantages and Disadvan- clinching the championship for her. tages of a Convincing French Ac- Words To The Otherwise As an outstanding feature of the cent" or "Walking My Baby Back evening, Mae West, guest of Mrs. It has been suggested by the Home." It is hoped that the student Chef tor the week-end, gave demon- faculty that the following rules be body will remember that M. Cheva- strations on how to get the hips up Martha Raye and Ben Blue (reading from right fowft), who carefully observed while the movie lier is a temperamental' actor and out of the water in executing the will appear as stars on the Spring Lyceum number. The date of stars are on campus: not to be tampered with. difficult surface dive. their appearance was not announced by Dr. Baron in Wednesday 1. The Glee Club should be The next event was the diving Chapel. more considerate than to sing in Debating Club contest. Marlene Deitrich, pinch-hit- the dining hall while faculty an- Harpo Marx, eminent monologist, ting for the Juniors, was the first nouncements are being made. opposed the entire Debating Club Baseball Season performer in this field. After much 2. All students are requested single-handed last night in the Refer- Calendar begging and pleading Miss Deitrich In Full Swing to be in'by 3:30 a. m. when out ence Room of the Library on the sub- condescended to jump into the water Saturday, April 2—"Kick 'Em night riding. ject, "How to Win on the Horses and Baseball season will open next but only in a spread eagle fashion. High," Chorus on the stage 3. Girls will please wear slacks Influence Blondes." His speech met week, according to college sports The other contestants in the diving of Wilson, 11:00 p. m. instead of shorts to classes. with instantaneous success. It is un- leader, Elluva Team, when the 144 contest were unknown and so be- Sunday, April 3—Y. W. C. A. pro- 4. Remember that the dormi- fortunate that some of the club mem- girls, who have autographed the bul- came automatically disqualified. gram, auditorium, 1:30 p. m. tory is the place for radios—not bers were so lacking fn a sense of leting board,. swing out to the fa- Those taking part in the medley Aimee Mae Pherson Semple, assembly. It becomes very annoy- humor as to laugh. mous diamond for tryouts. relay were Charlie Ruggles, swim- guest speaker. ing when several hundred stations ■ The Seniors, due to a shortage of ming dog paddle; , the Wednesday, April 6—Tea in lock- are on the air during assembly. Glee Clnb players, have obtained the personage side stroke; and N'orma Shearer, the er ' room of Reed for male 6. The Stratford Dramatic Featuring Martha Raye as guest of Edna Mae Oliver to become a Australian crawl. These three com- N stars on location. Club should have their rehearsals soloist, the Glee Club will present a member of their team during her posed one team and since there were before 6:00 p. m. to avoid conflict special midnight concert tomorrow Friday, April 8—Concert by Mills stay here on campus. Miss Oliver no more competitors in this event, with Joan Davis' rehearsal of her night in the music room of Harrison Brothers, Auditorium, 8:00 will fill the position of pitcher for their team came in first. The con- ballet number on Wilson stage. Hall. p. m. them during the intermural matches. testants got off to a delayed start due 7. Members of the Social Com- Opening the program Miss Raye Saturday, April 9—Previews of The groups of players as a whole to the fact that Edward Everett Hor- mittee will please stay out of the will sing the "Bridal Chorus" from "Departed with the Breeze," are fairly smooth, EUuva Team stat- ton, official umpire and starter, for- Arcade bowling alley. Such con- "Lohengrin," accompanied at the starring Miss Pearl O'Neal ed,, The main weakness of the hind- got to bring his whistle and on the duct doesn't set a good example organ by Professor C. T. Marshall, and Dr. Charles Huffman, catchers is their inability, to clasp way back to the.Inflrmary, where he for the movie kiddies. followed by Handel's "Largo" and Auditorium, 8:03 p. m. the ball. Second base is amply cov- is staying, to get the whistle, Mr. 8. Young men and women the "Anvil Chorus" from "II Trova- ered, due to the fact that the first- Early stopped him and refused to let keeping dates are restricted to the tore" (with sound effects). A high- baseman plays there, too. The third him go any further until he had seen hill behind front campus and are light of the program will be Miss and shorts work well together, while his late permission slip. Howard, Arliss Now requested to carry a flashlight. The meet was then called because Raye and Miss Gladys E. Michaels the ball rolls on into the outfield; singing a special duet arrangement On Noted Black List where the limber fielders are always 10. Individual ash trays should of rain and it was announced that a be carried to classes by each stu- date would be agreed upon to con- of the "Indian Hog Call" by Victor waiting for the other one to pick it Herbert. Displaying magnificent vo- up. The teams of all the classes are dent. Throwing cigarette stubs at tinue the meet in the near past. Hot from the press, the 1938 the waste basket disturbs the o cal capacity Miss Raye will sing, un- quite alert and co-operative. How- - Black List announces that Leslie class's integration. assisted, the Sextet from "Lucia de Howard and George Arliss have ac- ever, the most promising point at Urlma Stitches Show Lammermoor." The concluding num- cepted bids to join the Madison chap- present lies in the accuracy of the win n 11 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii MiHiiiiiiiimiiiiimiiiiimiiliiiw ber will be the "Dipsy Doodle," batters. They never allow the ball to Sponsers Fashions ter of the organization, membership HOUBIGANT specially arranged and directed by having been obtained by investiga- hit the bat unless it lies in the fault EAU FLORALE Miss Edna T. Shaeffer, sung by the of the pitcher. • Showing what a Madison College tion followed by successful tryouts Concentre* Glee Club with Miss Raye taking the The pitching line is fully as strong girl would probaTJly wear at the under the direction of the A. B. C. A New Version of Perfume solo part. board. as the batters. Star slingers are Ruth wrong time, the Mothers Helpers After the concert Miss Raye will $1.00 Mr. Howard received membership Less and "WILD LEFT"' Leather- Sewing Circle, sponsored by Miss be entertained at a cocktail party in in recognition of his excellent por- spinner, sophomore and freshman, BATH POWDER AND TALC Urlma Stitches Show, last night pre- the Reception Room of Alumnas sented in Wilson Auditorium their trayal as the president of Madison respectively. In Same Odors Hall. College in the stupendous, colossal and Verbena—Honeysuckle—Gardenia annual spring fashion show. For her outstanding musical talent Members of the sewing club, as production, "The School for Scan- have consented to umpire these Sweet Pea—Magnolia Miss Raye has received a bid to dal," which will have its World Pre- games, jointly, while they visit Madi- well as many of the visitors on cam- Aeolian Music Club. Williamson Drug Co. son College. pus, served as models. Miss Zazu miere in Wilson Theatre soon. iCiiiiiiuiiiiiiiimiiiiiim in mill in iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mi iniiMiX

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