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This Issue is brought to you for free and open access by the Lanthorn, 1968-2001 at ScholarWorks@GVSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in Volume 28 by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@GVSU. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Debate over Native American remains touches GVSU LAN 7HORN by Kathleen Beatty Volume 28, Issue 6 Grand Valley State University October 6, 1993 Editorial Assistant

Last summer the 200-year-old remains of a Native American man were unearthed by construction workers at a Gun Lake cottage. The man, most likely aHuron orPottawatomi Indian, had been buried with many funeraty objects, including a leather medicine pouch, beads and a copper pot The man’s remains were eventually put into the care of the Inter-tribal Council, an organization that advocates Native American rights and culture. But the owner of the property, on which the remains were found, refused to give up the funerary objects. The Inter-Tribal Council objected; they would act legally if they had to. The tribal council is of the belief that burial without the sacred belongings would be improper. Thankfully, according to Levi Rickert, director of the Grand Rapids Tribal Council, the objects have been returned, and a ceremonial burial held. “But,” added Rickert, “they were returned to us in a plastic baggie.” The fact that the funeraty objects were treated with irreverence disturbed Rickert “We aren't just relics of the past” Rickert said. “From a humanistic stand point we want to return the integrity of who we are. Currently, Rickert said, over 600,000 Native American remains are held in universities, private collections and museums throughout the United States. Grand Valley State University also possesses human remains. The remains, excavated by the the late anthropology professor, Richard Flanders, are currently stored in GVSU’s anthropology lab, and have been used for educational purposes. Professor of Anthropology, Janet Brashler, said that there are valuable research questions that can be addressed by human remains, such as vectors of disease, changing nutritional patters, and DNA studies. She adds that the remains at GVSU are treated with the utmost respect and care. For years, the repatriation of Native American remains has been a hot point of contention as Native American values and traditions clash with those of Western science, said Brashler. "There is so much to be discovered from the finds, yet how should the needs of science and beliefs be balanced. "Also,” she said, "some Anthropologists and others, have been highly discriminative of Native Americans in the past" “I don’t think we should dig up bodies unless it's to salvage remains that have been disturbed, or there is some important research question to address,” said Brashler. In accordance with new Federal legislation, Brashler is in the Lanthom special report: process of taking inventory of the remains. After the inventory is completed, it will be decided if GVSU can retain the remains for Contolling the pet population: killing study. Brashler hopes some common ground can be found between religious and scientific extremes. out to be a Grand Rapids ordinance rather than a Kent County The legislation, the Native American Graves Protection and ordinance,” Swart said Repatriation Act (NAGPRA) passed in 1990, requires that most is not the solution Swart first started thinking about the ordinance last spring and has Native American remains be returned to their lineal descendants by Janet Meana spent the summer looking at other spay/neuter ordinances. or tribe by 1995, unless an agreement can be struck between the News Editor She has started circulating a petition to find out how much support institution and members concerned. there is for such an ordinance. She is also in the process of arranging NAGPRA's goal is to set a national policy of understanding, a two-day workshop for supporters, which Kim Sturla, who was preserving and safeguarding the heritage of Native Americans. “This is a community disgrace," said Betsy Pullen, the director of involved with a spay/neuter ordinance in San Mateo, Calif., will For Casey Church, president of the Native American Club on the Kent County Humane Society, refering to the number of animals conduct. campus, the issue is very personal. A Pottawatomi Indian and killed each day at the Society. “It’s a slow process, “ Swart said. “I wish it weren ’t. Unfortunately student. Church understands the political and emotional concerns The summer is the worst, according to Jennifer Swart, the assistant it’s going to take time and unfortunately, a lot of animals are going to of both sides of the issue. But Church strongly supports repatriation. kennel manager, when they have to kill be dead between now and then, but it's got to start somewhere.” “However the bones are found," said Church, “they should be close to 100 animals a day - six days a week. turned over to the Native American people to be taken care of in It begins to slow down in the fall. Instead of a good and proper manner.” filling eight barrels per week with corpses, Church would like to see plaster casts made of the skulls and they only fill five. other bones after initial studies are completed after excavation, so Last year, 10,025 animals were all remains can eventually be returned to the earth. euthanized in Kent County. The fate of GVSU’s remains have yet to be decided But, “The killing, it just has to stop,” Swart added Brashler, if permission is not given to retain the remains, said ’It is not the ethical solution. The “we have an obligation to give them up.” solution is right here in front of us and people have to start taking responsibility.” The solution Swart talks of is responsible pet ownership, which includes spaying and neutering companion animals. Swart is in the process of forming the “Coalition to Limit Companion Animal Breeding." Her goal is to get a spay/neuterordinance in Kent County. “It’s not only for me and all the other people that have to do it (euthanasia), but for the animals that should have never been bom.” She hopes to get support from the Kent County Animal Shelter, the Kent County Humane Society, Photo by Kathleen Batty and West Michigan for Animals as Casey Church, president of the Native American Club on campus d well as veterinarians and breeders Kioto by Kathleen Batty in favor o f repatriation o f American remains. in Kent County. "This d one morning's worth" said Mantynn Walcott, a Humane Society “It ’ s going to ha ve to be tailored employee that works in the euthanasia room. "And we're not done yet" for our community and it may turn u hu \

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We do still have som e Apple Frisbees FREE, for anyone coming into the store! (While supply lasts) The year was 1976, the location tures editor for The Lanthorn has worked was The Lanthorn, and the team was at The Grand Rapids Press for 15 years, as good as it comes. five of those as a columnist. Doug Guthrie, Rex Larsen, Tom “The first time I ever got published RademacherandCorkyMeinekewere 1 owe to The Lanthorn,” said all part of a newspaper team that Rademacher, whose creative and enter­ struggled to adopt the ideals of tradi­ taining journalistic style is known tional journalism while practicing throughout Grand Rapids. “I wrote a experimental reporting, a method they story on chewing tobacco and photo­ say got students and faculty more graphed a baseball player spitting this interested than ever before in the small great big wad of tobacco, and The Press Grand Valley publication. wanted to reprint it.” “We were rookies, and we were 1976 was an exciting time for The raw as hell," Guthrie said. Lanthorn when the men’s basketball team Guthrie has been a reporter for went to the NAIA National Tournament The Grand Rapids Press for thirteen in Kansas City. years and currently works as a police “We scraped up all the money we beat reporter. could so that we could send Corky to “We got people talking about Kansas City,” Guthrie said. “For one us,” said Guthrie, who served as week The Lanthorn became a daily, Lanthorn editor-in-chief 17 years ago. with updates on the team.” “Sometimes they were mad at us, but Ron Dwelle, an associate professor that was OK. At least they were of English at Grand V alley said he knew :: ffe Rtmtetststdptstin *B*$ffik

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D t John Brown and 21 others weri O ctober 20th •According to Grand Valley State University Police Department reports, two seized at the U.S. armory at r c separate larcenies occurred on campus this past week. On Sept. 20, a wallet was h i T H E V O I C E i h stolen out of a cubicle in the weight room. When the owner found his wallet, $30 Harpers Ferry ... October 15, was missing. There are no leads or suspects in the case. Another larceny on Sept. 1914, the Clayton Antitrust Act e a n e 23 happened in Robinson Hall. Upon returning from a shower, a woman found $33 was passed, strengthening r I O ctober 27th k r missing from her room. s federal antitrust powers ... FIVE DAY RAIN October 17,1931, Al Capone S with opening act at 8.30 PM s s •On Sept 24, an 18-year-old Grand Rapids individual was caught with stolen property belonging to a Grand Valley student. The stolen property was found when was convicted of tax evasion ... P P P a vehicle was pulled over. The driver was cited for operating under the influence October 14,1949,11 leaders e Novem ber 3rd e e and not stopping for a stop sign. While looking for alcohol in the vehicle, the officer of the U.S. Communist party c V E R V E P I P E c c found the stolen property. The property included a backpack, two text books, a were convicted of advocating i with opening act at 8.30 PM i i calculator, a purse and many different forms of identification. The individual was a Watch for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Sets Coming a a the overthrow of the U.S. i i lodged at Ottawa County Sheriffs Department for breaking and entering a motor l in October. Check in at Ragg's for details. i i vehicle, and the property was returned to the owner. government after a nine month trial... s 4 5 4 - 0 7 7 0 s S It ,,lu n ,t l. " , /,./>, I f , /< ;y( Editorial Freedom to read banned books The meaning of S bj Kathleen Beatty strengthened through compassion and Editorial Aiiiiunt Sarajevo, the capital of Bosnia, has been on the maps before: pleasant and just actions, not enfeebled by pragma­ hopeful in 1984, during the successful tism. Hodie mihi. eras tibi, the old Ro­ ljm h Editorial Lord of the Flies, SnowWhite, Catcher in the Rye, Winter Olympic Games, ominously in mans used to say - today to me, tomor­ 1914, some eighty years ago, when the row to you... How can we hope for jus­ assassination of one of the European tice and peace, if we deny these blessings Hansel ana uretei. ana even wnereswuiau — an ui uichc leaders there sparked the so-called Great to the others? books were banned or challenged in US libraries and schools War, the World War I. Second,4 more pragmatically, the across the US between March 1992 and March 1993. Ac­ Sarajevo, and entire Bosnia, is on the demise and the dismemberment of Bosnia cording to the Newsletter on Intellectual Freedom, a total of maps again, once again ominously and sets a dangerous precedent. If in Bosnia, 135 books made the list sending out messages that should be whynoteverywhere? The former Soviet heeded if history is to be the teacher of Union has already started similar pro­ star in ------c ------r life (maeistra vitae). The largely de­ cesses, in a number of European countries Men contains lurid passages------; —r ------— stroyed Sarajevo, and the largely burnt these processes are latent and waiting to Snow White contains too much graphic violence. Excuses and dismembered Bosnia and explode: Belgium has problems which might be tackled in a similar manner, abound. „ Herzegovina, are radiating today, right now, as you are reading these words, a Britain has notorious separatistproblems, Some people may not care for the contents of the Prof, Ivo Soljan books listed above, but let’s be thankful for the rights given painful message, a scream and a warning. France is not far behind, Spain has 'irst Amendment. James Madison wrote in 1791: These alarms should be heard; they managed to escape these problems for English Department “Conigress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of should be heeded, for they are not, as so the moment, but they are still there... If many times in history, only about Bosnia genocide (so-called ethnical cleansing), described. A successful exchange pro­ _speec______:hv or i V/JL of Ulv the press....” ••• • M.He lv IV11VT*knew all to well the dangers ‘o , of censorship— an attempt to control our thoughts and actions. and Sarajevo. They are clearly about the mass rape and mass concentration and gram has been endangered, and a group Why throw ourselves into the arms of ignorance, or messy world in which we all live; they torture camps are tolerated today in the of seven Sarajevo students, graciously are about us too, amidst prosperity and middle of Europe, only a couple of hours invited to GVSU for this academic year, isolate ourselves from die realities of the world in which we in order to help them continue their live? By impeding the free flow of ideas and opinions, we peace; they are about our own future. drive from the swinging Vienna or Rome, For even if this bloody war in the former why not everywhere? studies and to make thus a strong sym­ onlyoiuy workwuik. toiu ninderiiuiuci the uitiiumaupuiwiuiu. human potential. Without »» diversity, • o' would we not become complacent and worthless beings/ Yugoslavia, a natural consequence of its Third, yes, the betrayed victims of bolic statement, has been denied exit Well-meaning Book-Burners, too oftenfeel die need communist and colonial past, seems this mostly Serbian aggression, success­ from their home town. Kept there by to dictate die actions and thoughts o f others. There s much distant and unimportant, even if the fully accomplished owing to the com­ UN forces, as hostages of dirty world to be learned between the pages of challenged or banned world, especially the West, is turning plicity of the Great Powers (read: arms politics, they are waiting for a sign of books. Banning a book because it contains a few unpleasant their heads away from the unpleasant embargo on Croatia and Bosnia, the hope sent from GVSU to come through. thoughts wouldoe like never studying the Holocaust because sight of the mass butchery and another marathon and largely ineffectual “peace Sarajevo, as well as the whole of it strikes up unpleasant feelings. Freedom of expression, and Holocaust, the consequences of the negotiations” conducted by some very Bosnia and large parts of Croatia are the right to chose remain as important today as they were in world’s indifference will be felt in sev­ questionable politicians of the world, today an icon of the general misery of eral ways: like Lord D. Owen and Co.), will, most this world. What can we do as another 1791 First, to quote from Martin Luther probably, strike back. Utter blindness to sharp and lethal Bosnian winter is on the King Jr., “injustice anywhere is injustice their suffering and their democratic threshold, and as hopes are, in the din They've got you coming and going everywhere,” and the moral corruption rights, in this world so loudly singing and clamor of “political hopes” and “fi­ caused by closing our eyes to Sarajevo hymns to democracy, will inevitably re­ nal solutions", and “now acceptable by Janet Means But I do know there are a few will inevitable affect us all. Evil is sult in more terrorism, more insecurity, maps”, becoming increasingly thinner? Newi Editor things around here that need improve­ powerful, and its tacit acceptance corrupts and more mini-wars in the Balkans and What can we do? What, indeed, can I ment and if it takes a fee to get them us too. The so-called moral fibre, a the world. do? It starts with a nonre fundable done, I’m all for a few more fees. phrase not very popular in the political Our university, GVSU, has also suf­ application fee and it ends with a di­ How about an erosion fee? If world these days, must be cherished and fered as a consequence of the events Sarajevo is waiting in misery... ploma fee - your university career, and you look down the ravine in the south­ don’t forget you have to buy your cap east corner of parking lot J, you’ll notice and gown too. In between, if you gradu­ an “erosion canyon.” The ravine be­ ate in four years, you’ll pay $160 in neath the Little ‘Mac’ Bridge is getting America needs democratic policies U.S.- trained death squads. Yet, at the student life fees, $120 in transportation deeper; an “erosion river” runs through by James Class say we fought the Cold War to preserve same time we praise the “freedom fees, $200 in registration fees, $600 in it whenever it rains. The Life Sciences democracy is a fallacy. A better statement facilities fees and countless hundreds in Building will add even more water to Ask people what the number fighters” (read: American-backed ter­ might be that we fought the Cold War to rorists) who protect American interests course fees. that “river” as its roof contributes to one problem with american foreign policy preserve a ruling-business elite oligar­ (read: multinational corporate profits). According to a “quick study” artificially enlarge the drainage basin by is, and they will probably remark about chy. done by the Grand Rapids Press, Grand not allowing the rain to be absorbed into our inaction in Bosnia. Were we to ask Eventually, we were all over Hopefully, today we can make the globe, ensuring that the will of the Valley’s fees are second from the high­ the earth. twenty years ago, they probably would’ve better choices. Though the eighties sup­ est among schools that charge students How about a book-buy-back mentioned Vietnam. The similarity of “freedom fighters” was more important posedly brought the end oftheColdWar, fees in addition to tuition. fee? I don’t think any of them make these responses is clear: we have been than the will of the people of the coun­ they did not do much in the way of tries. This wasn't so much a tool against Why don’t they just raise tu­ enough money buying our used books indoctrinated to believe that we are the democracy (where people rule them­ communism as it was for profits. An ition to include the fees? Does Grand and then reselling them at an inflated mercenary of the world. selves, not an economic system). How example of this is Iran. 11 is no secret that Valley benefit in some way from having prices. Our real mercenary activities can we call ourselves the leader of the a low tuition, yet getting extra money How about a Lanthom Fee? began in Latin America. Much to our Mossadegh was taken out in a CIA coup, free world when the countries we support replaced with the Shah. Nor is it uncer­ from us by charging fees? We could use a few more computers - delight, we saw a “domino effect” of are not free? I don’t know. Do I get my some that don’t “crash” would be nice. leftist countries falling to right-wing tain that the United Stated trained Iran's What we need is massive brutal secret police. Yet, since the Shah money's worth from these fees? I don’t And how about a new location. Some militarist governments. In accordance publicoutrage.SinceWWII, we have let know that either. place away from the building’s garbage with our fear of being labeled “pinko”, did what we wanted, (in the name of anti- ourselves been propagandized into the dumpster - the smell and the flies are we manage to censor the cries of the Communism) the matter of human rights military-industrial-scientific complex's bad. A few windows would be nice too. people. That is, the people afraid of the and democracy no longer mattered. To Please see POLICIES, p. 5 Do you believe that the amount and number of course and other fees at GVSU is fair?

William Michael “Chief’ Shauna Reed Becky Hutchins Senior Freshman Washington Hall Senior Senior Special Educa­ Business Marketing tion Yes, in comparison “Yes, at “Some are necessary “The fees should be with other schools, GVSU they itemize but things of general taken out of tuition — it’s very fair.” where your money is use in a class should one set amount. I want not be charged for. to see where it’s all going. Other They went wild on going.” universities just put it course fees.” in the tuition bill.”

Tim Tobey Joni Allen Scott Ehrhardt Senior Sophomore Kelly Donigan Senior Special Sophomore Biology Education undecided , English “I think it’s better to have the fees “If I’m paying that “Yeh, “I don't paid by those who use much I want to know overall it is fair, believe it’s fair. I’m a things like computers where it’s going to.” especially when you instead of raising science major and fees compare it to other are tacked on to all my tuition.’’ institutions. classes — some are unnecessary.” Well, not really. This semester, I them. However, they must realize who We will only be here 4-5 years and will receive the handouts for “free." they are dealing with. GVSU knows that. Thus, things that we However, next semester, the students It has been my experience that GVSU find intolerable, furture generations will will have to purchase any and all materi­ is not full of students, but instead num­ can “status quo." All they do is wait until als through the book store. What does bers with money for the university. the smoke clears and then put the cost in this mean? Well, the copies that origi­ GVSU has been steadily raising the cost some other area for the students to pay. nally cost 8 dollars will have its custom­ of an education (double the rate of infla­ For this, I believe that the Student Senate ary mark up from the University Book­ tion) by keeping tuition relatively low mission to stand up for student interests Lakerettes excluded Student Senate wins, not!! store. Since this packet of handouts is (so as to look good to outsiders), but then can never be folly realized. All we needed w u four minutes, 1 was in a class that required me to put into a book fashion, royalty fees will sticking the costs into any fee imagin­ and yet that had been denied. The pay for copies given to me. This was now be added in as well. Whenallissaid able. We will pay because GVSU holds Ryan Lake Lakerettes of Grand Valley State Uni­ above and beyond the tuition and class and done, the 8 dollars in copies will cost a monopoly on a decent education in the versity would like to express their grief fees. Then, last Thursday, my professor 40 dollars. West Michigan area. at the unorganized and poorly planned walked to class and gladly gave back our Students 1 University 100 pie-game and half-time events of the checks for 8 dollars. He stated that the This is not to put the blame on the Laker football game that occurred on investigation by the Student Senate had Student Senate. They originally were FAMILY DAY, Saturday, September caused his boss to order a decree thatfees investigating professors who asked that 23,1993. of this nature were not to be done. Yea, additional handout fees be paid directly The Lakerettes a n just as vital to the the Student Senate won! to them, not the university. This is a pageantry of football as the GVSU band Students 1 University 0 legitimate concern for which I applaud and cheer leadera, and put in just as many hours of practice to perfectour craft. Yet many do not seem to think that is true. This was not the only time we have been denied four minutes to perform at the game, but this one was the most disap­ pointing time. ’orever Sun Should some clubs be more recog­ /j\\ nized than others on this particular day? We don’t think so either. Then why the - 0-3426 Lake Michigan Dr. Just one mile East of GVSU. -2 Tanning Memberships Available *W alk-ins W elcom e discrepancy? 2 ------Frankly, the school has been getting a great deal. The Lakerettes are their 2 10% off Reg. Membership Fees own organization with no funding from 2 Relax and Tan in Clean, Comfortable Surroundings the school, which means that the attire of these women is funded strictly through For Senior Nursing S tuden ts their own means. A great four minute show at no cost sounds too good to be true. Family day has always been a time to show families what Grand Valley stu­ dent life is all about. This family day, the Lakerette squad was wrongly over­ NURSING looked, which has left feelings of dis­ couragement and unappreciation. The women of the 93-94 squad had antici­ pated this performance to be their debut for the school and their families. Some families traveled three or more hours HORIZONS only to find disappointment at the end of the road. Lakerettes are not a self-satis­ fying club; we promote school spirit and A seminar to help you add a classy touch of enthusiasm. prepare for personal and professional decisions All in all, the expectations of our squad has been greater than the appre­ October 29 & 30,1993 ciation received The Lakerettes do not Mayo Medical Center • Rochester, Minnesota understand the attitudes that have been expressed. If we have caused these atti­ SPECIAL PRESENTATIONS tudes, on the behalf of the Lakerettes I ■ Transition: From New Graduate to apologize. But somehow I feel that this Expert Nurse should be reversed The Lakerettes have ■ The Future Nurses of Oz been wrongly treated as an insignificant bit of fluff, and the only response we BREAKOUT SESSIONS J J u s t a R e m i n d e r . .. received was “...there was no time.” ■ Financial Planning ■ Preparing for Your No time? Will someone please ex­ job Search ■ Collaborative Practice - What It Som eone Special plain the seven minutes and Fives sec­ Is and What It Isn't ■ State Boards: Are You onds left in pre-game or better yet the Ready? seven minutes left in half-time? All we is expoc+ing asked for was four minutes. Someone’s Your $15 registration fee covers sessions, math was very off. instruction materials and food. Mayo Medical Center will cover the cost of lodging for out-of- Som ething Special. Holly Rosado town participants. POLICIES, from p. 4 ------Deadline for registration is October 15, 1993 way of thought We must demand that UNI VERS I f Y the United States support real democra­ Call 1-800-545-0357 for registration information and cies and condemns those who continue brochure. state torture and repression. Furthermore, we should make the guilty parties pay m ayo Mayo Medical Center back the money they owe us and allow Rochester, Minnesota 55905 countries to establish their own rulers. It would be a service to the cause of de­ mocracy if we improve our system; it is Mayo Foundation is an affirmative action and equal opportunity educator a disservice to make our system look andnd eemployer. A smoke-free institution. hypocritical.

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by Lynndle A. Tans Atmosphere Editor

Pep rallies, contests, tailgate parties, organizations that are participating in royalty, and, of course. Laker Football; Homecoming. Homecoming is here! Queen candidate for Alpha Sigma Students have different attitudes Tau, Jennifer Clark, said,"Yeah, about what “Homecoming” really is and Homecoming has a lot of different the importance of it. activities and everyone gets really Senior Chris Hardeman believes that pumped up.” Homecoming gives people on campus Earning money for tuition and other an activity to participate in. He also college expenses has students working believes it's the spirit of the school, and at concessions and other places during students can cheer on their team. Homecoming. A group of freshman thought Jean Bement has worked at Homecoming would have more of an Homecoming for the past couple of years impact on them later on in their college for the Alumni office. career. However, one said “It gives the A few students felt they weren ’ t fully whole school a chance to get together informed about all the Homecoming and show school spirit, just like in high events and weren’t sure how to get school." involved. Some students have left the hype of Others are just going home for the ■ high school behind them. weekend or to visit friends. “That type of thing (Homecoming) Despite these different attitudes hasn't been important to me since high about Homecoming, it is a time for school,” said senior Mike Cook, “maybe students, as well as alumni, to come it’s because I’m older.” together and share Laker spirit. Other students belong to

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state of Halisco, the zoo, and a tradi­ Dan Arnsman paticipates in the Big Wheel Race Seidman Business Week games. Photo by Erik Holladty veteran of the 1992 trip. “If you get into the heart of Mexico, it is different in that tional market day to Tonala where it is very rich with culture, tons of mu­ merchants specialize in leather, A Mexican summer:language and culture seums and it is very industrialized.” woodworking, silver, and gold jewelry, brass, blown glass, paper mache, and by Shannon Blanchard Students were housed with families ceramics. Staff Writer in the city, most of whom didn't speak English which left them open to experi­ Students also took in a performance The Spanish Department made its ence the culture first hand. of the Ballet Folklorico at the Degollado 12th trip to Guadalajara, Mexico's sec­ “Learning about the people was Theater. “It was one of the real highlights of ond largest city,this past May. Professor living with the people, just living like Robert Hoeksema, who founded the they live,” said Henkel. “I think I would the trip. Dancers from the University of Guadalajara present a repertoire of tradi­ summer school, accompanied 22 stu­ have missed a lot if I went as a tourist” tional dances from various religions. It dents. In general, the students felt that the Students that participated had at least Mexican people were laid back and went is very colorful,” said Hoeksema. one year of college Spanish and earned out of their way to help them. “The In addition to day trips, students were advised to see various sights like six credits—four in language and two in people seemed genuinely happy. Every­ the Libertad Market, one of the largest cultural studies. one welcomed us with open arms," said open air markets in the world, the Ca­ Classes were held five days a week Victoria Kragt a senior majoring in En­ thedral, the Government Palace, and the in the mornings. Courses were taught by glish and minoring in Spanish. Hoeksema and instructors from the Students found the pace to be slower Anthropological Museum. Travel was made easy by bus and the Instituto Cultural Mexicano- in comparison to the U.S. "Everything Ncneamericano. the Mexican American here is how much can we do and how fast service was dependable. "I would suggest to anyone to visit a Cultural Institute. we can do it there was no rush or stress." foreign country, not just Mexico. You "Language comes along very well as said Henkel. learn to, appreciate what you have and they (the students) are there," said Family, it was observed, is an im­ Hoeksema. “At first, there is a lot of sign portant part of the Mexican culture. realize there is such a big world out there, so many people." said Kragt. language, patience and looking through ‘The family still plays a huge role in Mexican society. If someone is home­ Plans for the 13th Mexican summer a dictionary." Robert Hoeksema, associate professor of Spanish, accompanied Photo bv Nikki Bocitman Students felt that the language bar­ less or unemployed and has family, they school are being made, and interested 22 students to Guadalajara this past May. students should contact Hoeksema at rier got easier to deal with the longer they take care of each other. Here the gov­ were there. Students had a series of lectures on culture was to live it. ernment is expected to take care of them," x3476 or x3203. “The first week was bewildering. Spanish culture. Mexican cuisine, the "There are a lot of misconceptions said Hoeksema. The classroom teacher spoke very little Indians of Mexico, the educational sys­ about Mexico; people think Mexico is As a group, the students took several Need some cash? Sell your English; she spoke Spanish exclusively, tem and government. Hoeksema said eiiher very dirty and poor, or like Cancun day trips. They were able to visit e\en explanations were in Spanish. By that for most students, "It is a real eye and Acapulco." said Elaine Raducha. Tlaquepaque, the artisan center for the extra stuff in the Lanthom the last week, it was unbelievable. I even opener to realize Mexican people are a classifieds! started to dream in Spanish. Eventually, lot like us." it all clicked in," said Kathy Henkel. There were cultural presentations Motivation: the key to success everyday for three weeks, but the students ______recogmzation of people. Whereas it is so achievement and success. agreed that the true way to learn the by Laurie Jason typical to say negative comments about We all have the potential to do what Staff Writer someone, instead we should strive to we want and be who we want. No goal The Week Ahead... compliment those people...pat someone should ever be too high if we learn to Nothing great is ever accomplished on the back every now and again. He truly appreciate ourselves, and appreci­ u illiout enthusiasm made it clear that this doesn ’ t have to be ate the many others who will pass our Thursday, October 7 R.W. Emerson easier said than done. way. 4 p.m. Seminar Out Clinic for Smokers, 152 Commons If there was ever a lack of enthusiam TJ. ended his presentation by re­ TJ. Schmitz can't talk to us every (ongoing) and motivation on GVSU’s campus, it minding his listeners that, for the most night. And even if he could, the truth is 6 p.m. Homecoming Games, Robinson Field was not last Thursday night in the Prom­ part, failure goes hand in hand with we, as individuals, are the only ones who enade. At this time, T J. Schmitz, Ex­ motivation and success. can motivate ourselves. Friday, October 8 ecutive Vice President/CEO of Tau We all will fail from time to time, but The "key to success" is in no one’s 6 p.m. Bonfire Pep Rally, Robinson Field Kappa Epsilon Fraternity, was a guest it is up to each of us to turn our failures hand but our own. Just remember that speaker on the topic of motivation. intothe groundwork for personal fact when laying the groundwork... Saturday, October 9 His theme pertained to individual 12:30 pjn. Parade, Campus Drive motivation, specifically the importance of becoming actively involved in an Monday, October 11 organization. 3 p.m. Seminar Test Taking, Kleiner Commons B Within this seemingly short one hour 5 p.m. Seminar Eating Disorders, 152 Commons thatTJ. spoke, he brought meaning to (ongoing) many concepts that, although rather obvious in our nature, are often over­ Wednesday, October 12 looked. For example, he emphasized 3 pjn. Seminar Note Taking, Kleiner Commons B the importance of PMA— Positive Mental Attitude, and self-actualization, Thursday, October 14 including fullfillment of potential, chal­ 3 p.m. Seminar Gay /Lesbian Support Group lenge, creativity, aesthetic, appreciation, (ongoing) and acceptance of reality. HkXo by Enk Holliday T.J. also touched upon the T J. Schmitz II th iiih i id

Ozment is a renowned historian and Sites include parks, plazas, cam­ Renowned historian lectured at GVSU has published several books dealing with Save puses, sports arenas, and a number of the social and intellectual history of other public places. The historical Germany in the 16th and 17th centuries. backgroundof each sculpture isrecorded, by Paul Torres The lecture was part of the Great then a structural survey is taken, de­ outdoor Staff Writer Lakes History Conference. scribing the sculpture’s general condi­ tion. The subject of religious culture was There are a variety of factors that discussed through a narrative by Steven Legal studies sculpture! pose a threat to outdoor sculptures, in­ Ozment, professor of history at Harvard cluding vandalism, pollution, weather, by Laurie Jason University, in the Cook-DeWitt Center Staff Writer and animals. “Most of the sculptures we en­ on OcL 1. organization The lecture, entitled, “The Fog of Save Outdoor Sculpture, or SOS, is counter are not being properly main­ Faith: ANurembergLutheraninCatholic tained, so the first step is to find out who a nationwide effort to inventory outdoor Louvain,” explored the subject of faith formed owns each one,” stressed Rumsey. sculpture, assess its condition, and pro­ anddevotion through timesof trial. These “Although we’re not a direct by Shannon Blanchard mote its proper care. It is a joint project trials test ones religious beliefs and may action program, the purpose of our work Staff Writer of the Smithsonian’s National Museum cause one to look into anther religious is to register each sculpture through the of Arts and is being coordinated in the practice, in this case to Catholicism, for Grand Rapids area by the Arts Council, Smithsonian for a Public Awareness An organization has recently been Campaign, thus promoting effective healing. formed to target Legal Studies majors, in which members of GVSU’s art pro­ This experience is part of the con­ strategies to ensure preservation and allowing them the opportunity to gain gram serve as volunteers. flicted emotions during 16th and 17th What do SOS volunteers actually provide for their ongoing care." knowledge outside the classroom. With the knowledge and enthusiasm century Europe. The organization elected officers and do? Mark Rumsey, a student volunteer, This is an important topic because, of volunteers it is possible for SOS to is working with the Student Life Office said, “after attending a training program, according to Ozment, “emotional life is provide on-site observation of every Steve Ozment, Mclean Prof, of History at and the Student Senate to become a fully each volunteer pairs up with a partner to Harvard, gives a speech on faith at the governed by...the moment, not self- identify and describe a certain site or sculpture in the U.S. within a reasonable accredited and recognized organization Cook-DeWitt Center. interest.” sites.” timeframe. by winter semester. A newsletter containing information on internships, interviews, speakers and classes available to legal studies students will be published each semester. The newsletter will be mailed to students majoring and minoring in Legal Studies. Extracopies will be available at the office in AuSable Hall. Speakers are also being planned to cover topics on how to write a resume to the target market, and how to get a job as a paralegal. Conference trips are also being planned. Professor files are being set up for other classes and guidelines they feel they may need in the program. The organization plans to evaluate professors and keep test files to help students in their classes. Weekly meetings are held from 5-6 p.m. in 104 AuSable Hall. President Katie Anderson said. "I Free would highly recommend it for Legal Studies students; it enhances your edu­ cation, looks great on your resume, and puts you in contact with people you wouldn’t norm ally meet— networking."

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akers ruffle Cardinals Laker offensive line faces > take first place big challenge with Huskies by Mike Arney by Mike Arnej Staff Writer Suff Writer “The Wave” is rolling- Different games bring different heroes. They’re big, they're blue, and they’re moving This time it was Dan McLean and Ryan opponents out of the way with the ease and power of Jstrowski’s turns to shine, as the Lakers defeated a Lake Superior white cap in November. They, of ■ aginaw Valley 36-17, coupled with Ferris State’s course, are the Laker offensive line. 7-0 destruction of Northern Michigan, to take “Our number one goal in rushing the football is to ole possession of first place in the MIFC. provide a great up front blocking scheme, and the McLean recovered two fumbles, running one kids have done a great job,” said Laker offensive ack 58 yards for a touchdown, recovered an coordinator Jeff Quinn. aside kick, led both teams in tackles, and returned How big are these guys? Well, the average ■ kick-off for 16 yards. weight of the line is 263 pounds. Left guard Mike The fumble recovery was the second longest Sheldon packs the most size at six foot five, 286 a Laker history. The last time the Lkaers ac- pounds. omplished this feat was in 1982, when Jeff “He's one of the best offensive linemen I've had .ynch returned one 90 yards for a touchdown here, with physical strength and the way he dominates jainst Michigan Tech. the inside of the offensive and defensive line," praised Ostrowski mshed for 75 yards on 13 carries Quinn. .ad three touchdowns, vaulting him into a three Quinn points to Sheldon, Jorgen "Swede" ay tie for second in the MIFC in scoring with 30 Gustafsson, and Sean Mele as the leaders of the line. oints this season. Mele, who is a senior co-captain at center, is “an He made it sound like it was no big deal. excellent, excellent football player. His performance Really it’s a team effort,” said Ostrowski. “Our up to this point has been excellent: very steady, very me opened up some great holes. When we got consistent," said Quinn. own to the goal line, they just got a little bit of a Gustafsson, also a senior, was a preseason All- jrge, our power backs lead up there and I just American pick and teams up with Sheldon to open up ollow them.” Photo by Erik Holladay the holes on the left side of the line at tackle. But the key to the game was the timing of the The key Saginaw turnover came in the first Anthony Evans quietly picked up his eighth Also starting in the trenches are right guard Jason umovers. Eric Stover threw two interceptions quarter, when Earl Baty recovered a Brett Mullins career 100 yard game, gaining 114 yards on 20 Bivens (6-3,246), right tackle Kevin Gee (6-4,270). orGrand Valley, the first leading to Saginaw’s 3- fumble on the Grand Valley two yard line. 98 carries. and tight end Ryan Porte (64,240). But that’s not all. 1 lead in the first quarter. However, the Cardinals yards and 12 plays later, Ostrowski plummeted Stover continued his streak of touchdown The backup line has seen a fair amount of playing ost three fumbles to the Lakers, and Grand Valley into the end zone for a 14-3 lead. passes, finding a wide open Ryan Porte for a 26 time so far this season. umed two of those into touchdowns. “Our offense probably had its best drive of the yard score in the first quarter. Tight end Ryan Johnson (6-2, 251) sees action “They're killing us, they’re absolutely killing season right there," praised Laker head coach The Laker defense, still rated number one in when the Lakers go to their double tight end look, and - s, ” commented S VSU head coach George Ihler Brian Kelly. “We showed we can execute without the conference, gave up points for the first time Quinn had good words for Colin Quiney (6-4, 310). n the Cardinal turnovers. “I’m not going to say the penalties, and all the foolish mistakes that we since losing to Indiana University of Pennslyvania, Dale Renno (6-1, 241), Joe Scheid (6-5. 239) and cost us the ball game, because who knows what can move the ball 99 (sic) yards on a pretty good but still have not allowed a touchdown rushing in Jason Atkin (6-4, 270). ould have happened. It sure cost us a shot at it." football team.” the last 12 quarters. Please see LAKER LINE, p .ll 0

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The Wings are still in the Norris division, and that's Baker, Laker spikers that Speaking of theWings, I thought for sure that Bryan Murray was out of his hope to bask in the sun Trivia Question mind for trading away Paul Yserbart for Aaron Ward, and Jim Cummins to every play.” Philedelphia this summer. by Ben Bailey Baker had 48 digs and seven blocks Football: Who coached The emergence of Darren McCarty, Staff Writer on the defensive side of the net; on the Green Bay Packers Aaron Ward and Greg Johnson to the offense she had 64 kills. Her attack from 1975 to line up, however, makes me think that If the theory that players improve percentage is .365. this team will be far more gritty than in with experience, Laker volleyball The attack percentage can be com­ 19839 the past and can only benefit them. coach Joan Boand must be pretty ex­ pared to a batting average in baseball. It Still, the Wings will have a tough cited about Carrie Baker. measures a players hitting efficiency. In time in the Norris with the likes of Chi­ Last week, Baker, a junior outside baseball, hitting .300 is good., but in A. Bad Starr cago, Toronto and newcomer W innepeg. hitter, was named the Great Lakes volleyball .250 is considered good, ac­ The toughest division in the league Intercollegiate Athletic Conference cording Gravel. Let the real fun begin. will be the Adams as Pittsburgh moves in player of the week for the second time Baker is not the only Laker with a It's that time of the year to sit back from the Patrick to contend for the divi­ in her career. high hitting percentage. Jaqui with a bottle of Labatt’s for the most sion title with defending Stanley Cup “Carrie is playing smart and mix­ Sommerdyke boasts a .434 attack per­ pointless and violent sport of them all. champs Montreal. The Boston Bruins, ing up her shots well,” said assistant centage. No.prowrestlingisnotasport That Quebec Nordiques and Buffalo Sabres, coach Chris Gravel. “She is an image “If they had a number two player of doesn’t count. will all fight for playoff contention. of a mature team player. She has been the week, it would be Jaqui.,” said coach This week marks the beginning of The Patrick division is a joke, now playing hard on the front line and the Joan Boand. “Jaqui had an excellent have a home court advantage,” Boand the NHL’s 1993-94 season. that the Penguins are out Washington back line." week.” said. “We will be playing in a different This season brings mixed emotions and the Rangers are favored to win but Baker’s play has improved from The Lakers hope that they can con­ climate. The high humidity and heat is to hockey fans like myself. the Islanders could come out hot after last year according to head coach Joan tinue their good play in the Florida something we haven’t had since five or On one side, I'm excited that it’s last year’s run upset over Pittsburgh in Boand. Southern Tournament in Lakeland, Fla. six weeks ago. hockey season and that the Red Wings theplayoffs. Philadelphia's EricLindros “Her defense has improved, and The tournament is October 8-9. The “Our goal is winning the tourna­ look ready to go. won’t have to carry the team on his back, that is helpful to the team,” said Boand. Lakers will face Florida Southern, Air ment. We have the ability to win if we Of course, what would the begin­ but he and his Crazy 8's line, Mark “Last year we depended on her to swing Force Academy, and Florida Tech. can stay focused and adjust to the condi­ ning of the hockey season be without the Rechie and Brent Fedyk will have to at the ball as hard as she could. Now “We will be playing teams that will tions.” debut of NHL *94 for Sega. The new score a lot of goals to make up for a weak she keeps our opponents on their toes version of one of last year’s most popu­ corps of defensemen. by mixing up her shots. She tips it or lar games is loaded with new features, The Smythe Division is the only di­ drives it down the line. She's got all but because the game is endorsed by the vision that should be renamed. They the shots.” NHL, fighting and blood, two of the shouldcall it “The Expansion Division". Baker was named freshman of the great aspects of hockey that really make The Mighty Ducks join the league this year two years ago and player of the HL it fun to watch, are out of this year’s year, joining the San Jose Sharks at the year last season. She was also on last product. bottom of the division. No one in the year’s All-Region team and is on her On the other side, the commisioner division has made great improvements. way to making it again. of the league, Gary Bettemen, has done Wayne Gretzky’s LA Kings should win Baker realizes her team is helping away with the tradition of the game in an easily. her to look good, especially setter Ali­ attempt to sell more tickets. If Detroit doesn’t win this year, I’m cia Jorgensen. pulling for any American team, even “She gives me perfect sets,” Baker Chicago. If Toronto can win the great said. “Hitters get a lot of the attention, CHICAGO BEARS American pastime, then it’s only fair that but it’s the setter that is involved in we take t h e i r s . ______1. What Bear head coach has the worst lifetime record? FOR JUNIOR NURSING STUDENTS 2. Name the first ever non-Bea Announcing our line of in-line to be named headcoach of the A NURSING EXPERIENCE AT Bean. 3. Nametheooly opposing quarter­ skates & accessories. 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UNIVERSITY But Quinn isn’t taking anything for for the panted “We're going to look at it as game! hey're going to come back and ____ V »' - ebound...very similar to our IUP loss. BOOKSTORE The Lakers game plan doesn’t allow j j f I I | w I " or the line trying to gang up on one or wo opponents to try to shut them down. Shbsk i s i r : H o u r s “Last year we went up there and W S 1 \ .S - - n il S r't. • - ■i 1 0 - 6 scaped with athree point victory,"Quinn aid adding “It’s going to be a great :hallenge.” U, h, ,/.M <>• Netters take two out of three in U.P. “We played really well,” said coach however, to post a 7-2 victory. The top spots belonged to Grand conference. Tim Sutherland. “It was a challenge to Besides Forgar and Barnes, other Valley, however, as Forgar and Barnes by Kevto CoNm “Hillsdale is probably better than us keep focused after the long trip, but the singles winners were Kiebel at No. 3, completed their weekend sweep at No. 1 Staff Writer on paper, but we’ve pulled off some big girls came through.” Whittington at No. 4, and Holly Hibbard and No. 2 singles and No. 1 doubles. upsets against them,” he says. Behind the strength of their top two Along with Forgar and Barnes, No. at No. 5. “Noelle and Jendy are playing with “Northwood has a new program, but players, the women’s tennis team won 3 Korrie Kiebel, No. 4 Jen Whittington, Whittington and Sherry Festerling a lot of confidence, and I expect them to they have a good coach. They’ll be two of three conference matches last and No. 6 Amy Andrews won their provided another Laker point with their continue playing well,” said Sutherland. tough in a couple years.” weekend. singles matches to seal the victory. No. 3 doubles win. “They’re canying the team right now.” The Lakers' next match is October Noelle Forgar and Jendy Barnes, The Lakers faced Northern Michigan The last leg of the trip took Grand Amy Andrews scored a straight sets 13, when they host Kalamazoo Valley No. 1 and No. 2 singles, respectively, on Saturday in what Sutherland called, Valley to Lake Superior State, where victory at No. 6 singles for the other CC in a non-league match. and the No. 1 doubles team, were “the wildest match I’ve ever been a part they dropped a close 5-4 match. Laker point “The break is good for us,” says undefeated on the weekend, leading the of.” “We played well," said Sutherland, Grand Valley is now 4-3 in the Sutherland. “It gives us time to relax and Lakers to win over Michigan Tech and “There were unbelievable playing “but we weren’t as sharp as we could GLIAC with conference matches com­ Northern Michigan. conditions,” he said. “It was 35 degrees, have been. Lake Superior has a little ing up againstNorthwoodandHillsdale. work on some individual points of our game before we get fired up for the On Friday, Grand Valley droppedr windy, and snowing.” more depth in the middle of their lineup, Sutherland is confident that the team Michigan Tech 6-3. The Lakers overcame the elements, and that's where they beat us.” will finish with a winning record in the conference matches.” Women harriers place second Head of the rock awaits Lakers at Roadrunner Invitational by Jeremy KosmtckJ Staff Writer by Amy Jarfster Staff Writer On October 10,theGVSUcrewteam will compete at a regatta in Rockford, At the Roadrunner Invitational, the Roach (28:19), Ryan Knape (28:37), Illinois. There they will face someof the women's cross country team look like Jason Powell (28:38), and C J. Trupp strongest competition in the Midwest. roadrunners. The men’s cross country, (28:53). Among them will be the University of “I ran my best time, so I was very however, looked like the coyote Wisconsin, one of the most dominant happy. As a team we could have done compared to the top three teams. teams in the nation. Other powerful better. Not everyone reached their Hope college dominated the women’s teams should include University of personal objective,” Nick White said, “1 event, taking the top three finishes to put Michigan, Michigan State, University of look forward to the next race. It's the the victory away. The Lady Lakers took Minnesota, Kansas, and Kansas State. same course we ran two weeks ago and a distant second, 41 points behind Hope. Laker coach Brad Holdren is opti­ hopefully I’ll do just as well there.” The men placed sixth with 170 points. mistic about the event and feels his team The Lakers next meet will be in Big Southwest Michigan College won the can compete right up there. Rapids for the Michigan Intercolligiate event, beating second place Ferris State “It’ll be tough, but we’ll bring home by 27 points. Championships Friday at 4:00. a lot of medals. Maybenotgold,butalot Leading the Lakers to their second “I thought I did well, the team did well of silvers and bronzes.” place finish were junior (captain) Wendi also. Next week should be better and our Holdren is also pleased with the Wahl (19:42), Kelly Beschoner (20:10), times will be good. It is going to be a fun progress of his rowers, and is confident Vicki Van Steinvoom (20:21), Melissa race because all of the top ten colleges that they can only improve. “We’re still Ide (20:34), Kris Brazin (20:37), Jackie will be there,” said junior Brian Headley. building, but by next spring we'll be a lot Fox (20:45) and Becky Bennett (20:53). “Although we struggled this past week, stronger. We should even be winning “I ran okay, but I’m not improving both teams did well. Both teams should point trophies then.” quickly. I felt I ran a strong race, as well do well this week. We are running the Last season, the Lakers competed at as the rest of the team," said freshmen same course we ran two weeks ago a regatta in Pittsburgh and saw strong Melissa Ide. against the Bulldogs," said Coach Pete competition with Ivy League schools, Finishing in the top five for the men Rowe. “We ran good on that course so such as Brown and Cornell universities. were Brian Headley (26:20), Nick White we should lower our times and have a Holdren said, “Ivy League teams are the (27:32), Josh Reynolds (27:55), Mark good race.” powerhouses and they really dominated the event. “We’re competing in two very strong Kell to speak at Irwin Dinner events in a row. We see the Ivy League teams one weekend and the dominant Hall of Fame broadcaster and former can League batting title with a .340 aver­ Midwest teams the next." Detroit Tiger George Kell will be the age. The Lakers medaled one boat which keynote speaker at the annual Charles H. Kell batted over .300 nine times was the womens’ lightweight eight team Irwin athletic fund this Friday at 7:00 with a lifetime average of .306 in 1,795 of Gerry Yoder, Rhonda Van Ommen, p.m. at the Kirkhof Center. games, representing the American Leslie Lamse, Missy Tessmer, Mandy Kell, along with Hall of Famer A1 League in seven all star games. Post, Connie Friend, Michelle Neilsen, Kaline, call the action during Detroit Former Laker student-athletes Rose Brandy Teegardin, and coxswain Jeff Tigers television broadcasts. Antrim and Bill Lucksted along with Fastian. They finished second in their A 15-year veteran in the major former athletic director George race. leagues, Kell played in Detroit from MacDonald will be inducted into the Holdren won’t limit the possibilities 1946-51, highlighted in 1949 by nosing Grand Valley State University Hall of for the GVSU crew team from now until Cathy Fields, GVSV's goalie makes a close save as a Central player tnts to force out slugger te d Williams for the Ameri- Fame. next spring. “Our goal is to win a regatta, the ball by her.The Womens Soccer Club played Central Sunday. which is something that hasn’tbeen done Third Quarter here before." MIFC Standings GV-Ostrowski 3 run (kick blocked), 7:42. Conf Overall SV-Labiak 2 pass from Sikora W L T W L T (Hendrickson kick), 0:29. The Week Ahead... GRAND VALLEY 4 0 0 4 1 0 Intramural Scores Fourth Quarter Ferris State 3 0 1 4 0 1 GV-McLean 58 fumble return (pass IM Softball Scores IM 3 person Volleyball Scores Northern Michigan 4 1 0 4 1 0 Homecoming 1993: The Lakers failed), 10:38. Men’s Division His Boy Elroy 15 15 SL Francis 3 2 0 3 2 0 host Northern Michigan in this year’s GV-Ostrowski 4 run (Loos kick), 7:52. The Cranks 25 T.O.'s 6 8 Ashland 2 2 0 3 2 0 homecoming game. Kickoff is scheduled SV- Davis 56 pass from Sikora 8 Jocks and a strap 11 Saginaw Valley 2 3 0 2 3 0 for 1:30. (Hendrickson kick), 3:28. Diggers 15 15 Wayne St. 2 3 0 2 3 0 A-3,500 The Maulers 7 GVFU 0 0 Hilisdale 1 2 1 2 2 1 Delta Sig Sluggers 1 Volleyball: The Lady Lakers travel Northwood 1 2 1 2 2 1 to Lakeland, Florida for the Florida GV SV OTTMK, HDYLD 15 15 Indianapolis 1 4 0 1 4 0 Southern Tournament. First Downs 29 14 GVFU Backrow Attack 0 0 Sl Joesph’s 0 4 1 0 4 1 Rushes-yards 57-302 39-125 TKE Cross Country: The men’s and Passing yards 181 113 His Boy Elroy 15 15 Last Week’s results womens’s cross country teams travel to Return yards 35 0 Lambda Chi Backrow Attack 0 0 GRAND VALLEY 36, (at) SVSU17 Big Rapids for the Michigan Comp-Att 14-26 5-15 Kistler Killers Ferris State 47, (at) Northern Michigan 0 Intercollegiate Championships this Sacked-Yardslost 1-9 0-0 T.O.'s 15 15 (at)SL Francis 29, SL Joesph's 0 Friday at 4p.m. Punts 2-58 5-168 Lambda Chi GVFU 0 0 Ashland 12, (at) Wayne St. 0 Fumbles-lost 2-1 4-3 GVFU Hillsdale 29,(at) Butler 7 Crew: The crew club travels to Penalties-yards 9-84 5-36 Crushers 15 15 North wood 24, (at) Indianapolis 19 Rockford, Illinois for the Head of the Time of Poss. 29:57 30:03 Women’s Division Reds 5 2 This Week’s games SPT’s 6 Rock regatta on Sunday. First Race is at Northern Michigan at GVSU 1:30 p jn. 10 a.m. Individual Staistics Kistler 2nd 0 Cha-Cha-Cha 15 15 Sl Francis at Ferris State, 2:00 pjn. Rushing-Grand Valley, Evans 20-114, Beer Light 12 9 Saginaw Valley at Ashland, 1:30 pm . IM Announcements Ostrowski 13-75, Setzer 10-60, SPT’s 26 Wayne State at Northwood, 12 noon Flag Football entries are due October Calhoun 8-37, Jamison 3-13, Dudley Kistler 2nd 7 Absolute Crew 15 15 Indianapolis at Hillsdale, 2 p.m. 8 at 5 p.m. Entry fee is $40. 2-2, Ceglarek 1-1,. Saginaw Valley, Cha-Cha-Cha 7 5 Fall bowling league deadline is Mullins 23-112, McClanahan 7-24, Co-Rec Division October 8. Entry fee is $5 per week. Grand Valley 36, SVSU 17 Burris 2-2, Nowicki 5-(minus 1), Keg Stand 17 Top Spin 15 15 Other Announcements Scoring Summary Destramp 1-(minus 3), Littlejohn 1- GVFU 14 G-Money 6 5 The cheerleading team is hold clinics Grand Valley 7 10 6 13-36 (minus 8). November 7 and 14 from 1-5 in the Saginaw Valley 3 0 7 7 - 17 Passing-Grand Valley, Stover 14-25 2 The Flying Piglets 10 Too Hot To Handle 15 14 15 gymnastics room. Tryouts for the winter First Quarter 181, Nagy 0-1 0 0. Saginaw Valley, Beer Light 9 Side Out 8 16 10 cheerleading team will be November 19 SV-Hendrickson 21 yard FG, 10:28. Sikora 5-100113, Nowicki 0-5 0 0. from 7-10 p.m. For More information, GV-Porte 26 pass from Stover (Loos Receiving-Grand Valley, S art ini 5-78, Master Baners 15 ABC 15 17 call Jodi at 458-4203. Porte 3-41, Prout 2-19. C J. Sanders 1 - Hard Hitters 3 Fearsome threesome 7 15 luck), 2:22. Attention coaches: If you have an Second Quarter 16, Powers 1-9, Cox 1-9. Saginaw annoucement to plae in The Week ahead, GV-Ostrowski 2 run (Loos kick), 6:39. Valley, Davis 4-111, Labiak 1 -2. Superfriends 16 Too Hot To Handle 15 15 call Brain at x-2464. GV-Loos 22 yard FG, 0:01______Missed field goals-nonc.______Home Row 13 ABC 6 8 h ..-L j„'I...... • t <

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by Cory D. Olsen some superb clubs and bars to tickle called Gold Company performs every Staff Writer your fancy. Club Soda offers an now and then, displaying a song and Ireland’s new prodigy energetic bar scene with some fairly dance performance that you would Have you ever gotten bored and good live entertainment. Rick’s Cafe never forget. bjr Gref Barnes asked yourself, “Is there anything to do is another notable club scene with live Looking for theatrical Staff Writer in Allendale?” The answer to that entertainment. performances? Well, you’ve come to From the country that gave us such just who your listening to, Sinead O’ question is obvious — go to Looking for a good drinkin’ bar? the right place. Kalamazoo has several musical performers as Hot House Conner, Enya, or the English group, the Kalamazoo. It'snever“dry,” and there Waldo’s is a living legend around organizations thatperform locally. The Flowers, Sinead O ’ Conner, Enya and Sundays. is so much more to do. Kalamazoo. Kalamazoo Civic Players, Civic the cultural phenomenon U2, comes the “Linger" should appeal to those of If you have never been to The Warehouse nightclubpresents Summer Theater, and other companies hottest new act in years: the Cranberries. you who enjoy the Sundays. Their Kalamazoo, you’re in for a special an excellent chance to get the ants present plays and musicals throughout From the back roads of Ireland into dreamy, soft style is utilized by the treat. Here’s a guide to the town that outta your pants with a dance aura for the year at The Civic and New Vic millions ofrecord stores across the globe, Cranberries, but with a faster, harder has everything from a major university all types. Theaters. The talent is good and so are the Cranberries carved a place for edge to it. to a couple of small concert locations. If you want to get away from those the selections, so don’t miss out! themselves on the map. The entire album would be nothing The possibilities may not be endless, tiny concerts atClubEastbrook, Wings Other opportunities include The first track off die album, entitled without the last single entitled “Put Me but they are extensive. Stadium and the State Theater usually Billiard’s Playground, an excellent way “1 Still Do," begins with high octave Down.” The song speaks about ending If it’s food that you’re interested offer some larger alternatives. I’ve to “beat your friends with a stick,” vocals from lead singer Dolores an abusive relationship and seeing in, Kalamazoo has a plethora of seen such bands as Aerosmith, Maple Hill and Crossroads Malls, The O’Riordan against a soft, mellow almost no hope when faced with an establishments. VanHalen, andMetallica at Wings and Funfactory, and the Kalamazoo instrumental background, which right uncertain future. Truly powerful, this For that late-night hunger attack or will be attending the Living Colour Museum where you can see an authentic away sets the tone for the entire album song leaves the listener with a sense of coffee craving, Sweetwater’s Donut show Oct.l5th at the State Theater. mummy! If that doesn’t impress you, with its dreamy flow and delicate what this band is capable of creating. Shop is the perfect 24-hour cure. State also offers some good maybe you should just stay in Allendale sounding vocals. In a time when acts with female lead On Drake Road, a great pizza and comedians such as Gallagher and for a little longer to sort yourself out. The second track entitled “Dreams,” singers are less influential than those sub shop can be found called various other acts. You can also catch When it comes down to it, kicks from start to finish, letting the with men, some might say that the Franzino’s, a sure bet for a great the K-Wings at the stadium during Kalamazoo is a pretty good time. Yes, listener know that this album is no Cranberries have already limited their meatball sub. hockey season. it is a little further than Grand Rapids, Western Michigan University “Enya." audience. Influential groups like 10,000 There are also the common eateries and no, it’s not Chicago, but if you brings an array of activities to The single for “Dreams” is also the Maniacs have struggled to reach the such as Chi Chi’s, Bilbo’s and Russ’, desire adifferent atmosphere, and have Kalamazoo life. Football games, a little time and some extra gas in your first release from the Irish band, and pinnacle of an REMorU2. Music, like with great desserts coming from the concert recitals, and other related car, there are unlimited possibilities. contains everything from synthesizers many other institutions, ispredominately House of Flavors. university events brighten tije town Kalamazoo really is an oasis in this andacoustics to harddrums and harmony. male. If you don’t believe me, try to Feel like cuttin’ a rug, or just drinking ‘til dawn? Kalamazoo has even more. A talented vocal jazz group vast desert we call Allendale. Due to its ’ distinct Irish sounding vocals, count the number of bands with female “Dreams" will probably be the single for lead singers on two hands. Recently which the album is remembered. though, acts like the Sundays, Jlelly, “Pretty” and “Waltzing Back” bring Lush and 10,000 Maniacs have worked the listener down from the hard edge of hard to bring the music entertainment Living Colour: the cult of musicality the previous tracks and places them in a business up to date. spectacular. After the show, my friend If you 're looking for one good concert The Cranberries are a double by Cory D. Olsen very passionate and dreamy state. and 1 couldn’t hear, but the next day we to go see this year, make it this one! The Cranberries have managed to success story—not only do they create Staff Writer spoke loudly of how well the band had capture many of their Irish predecessors great music that will hopefully be around played. distinctive sounds and create a unique for many years, but they have also Living Colour will tear up the State The two things that stood out the style all their own. Listening to the received something that other female Theater in Kalamazoo, October 15th. most were Calhoun’s drum solo and album you may find yourself wondering acts haven’t: a chance. This is one concert that most people will just shrug off and not go to, but I Reid's guitar solo. Calhoun played a can guarantee that anyone that does go fifteen minute drum solo that topped will not be letdown. Even if you’re not almost all others I had heard in the past, The Week Ahead... a big fan, you will enjoy the hard- and Reid’s guitar solo was so intriguing On, S im ttiii rockin’nature of these guys. Don’t be that it seemed to smile at us. Oct. 6 The Great Lakes Quartet, a vocal ensemble, will perform as part of left out—see this concert! When I heard that Living Colour the Lunchbreak Series at noon in Cook-DeWitt. Whenever Living Colour comes was coming to Kalamazoo’s State around this area, you’ll be sure to see Theater, I had to inquire. Living Colour Oct. 7 A reception will be held from 4-7:00 p.m. for the opening of the me there. They have to be one of the is one of those bands that you just go Steelcase Collection, which will show at the Calder Gallery through October 27. musically hardest bands of their type. out, get a ticket and then go buy their I saw them a few years back at album. You know that it will be good, and they always surprise you. 1 have Oct. 8 NRG, of course, but with a twist. Comedian Joe Rogan will be Club Eastbrook and can only think of never been disappointed with any of performing at 9:00p.m. But you know that the club goes from 8:00 p.m. - 1:00a.m., a few words to describe the concert: their albums or concerts. m lower level of the Kirkhof Center. loud, authoritative, and musically Oct. 9 NRG again, same time, same place. turns you on, by all means, sharpen up ...“What are you in here for?” Oct. 12 Violinist Leopold LaFosse will perform at noon in the Cook-DeWitt your knife. ...“My name's Tom, and I’m an alcoholic.” as part of the Lunchbreak Series. What I am saying is, cults are just NUTS IN THE groups of people with similar interests ...“Where’ve you been all my life, and/or situations. The great thing about baby?” Q ff C am n u s ...“Come on, man. You don’t want O ct 7-10 The Urban Institute for Contemporary Arts (UICA) and the them is their ability to reduce the tension Recuperation Center present an exhibit entitled Recoup Art, featuring works of art of making new friends. to kill me.” ...“Hello, I’d like to find out about a created out of previously-used materials by individuals and teams in West Even if you are the shiest person to Michigan. In this collaborative fundraising effort, the public votes for their walk upright and use eating utensils, sex change.” you can have tons of friends. Don’t ...“You're not a cop, are you?” favorite works with their donations; proceeds will benefit the homeless, the ill and ■ 'S ifti n believe me? Go out and buy yourself a ..."What seems to be the trouble, the arts. Call 454-7000 for more information. P iir ... >. really nice Harley Davidson. Spend at officer?” X » f W; VV ...“I’ve never dressed drag before Oct. 7-23 The Grand Rapids Civic Theatre presents the hit comedy Inspecting least $15,000. Then, go ride it around. Carol, which gives a humorous backstage look at what goes wrong as a theatre fries f 11 o Besides the hundreds of people that will tonighL” to mount a production. Special prices available for students and balcony seats. Call walk right up and compliment you on ...(in a whisper) “Where’s the your fine purchase, at least a few will shampoo for crabs?" 456-9301 for information. y p have Harley ’ s of their own. These people ...”I broke it bungee jumping.” will be very likely to invite you to a cozy ...“Well Doc, my girlfriend had this Oct. 7 Tasteful Selections, an International Wine Tasting event, will be with Tom kirdihott littlegatheringjustoutside the city limits. gerbil...” held at Rembrandt's at Bridgewater in downtown Grand Rapids. More than 200 There, warm tender affective displays ...“How much?” premium wines from France, Chile, Italy. Australia and New Zealand will be Here’s my advice for the week: Go will fill the air like the smell of ...“One bourbon, one shot and one available. Imported cheeses and a buffet will also be offered Tickets are $ 15 in out and join a cult. Look for one with Thanksgiving dinner. Not to mention beer.” advance, or with the buffet, $30 per person. Call either 1 -800-44.-2771 or 771 - people and ideals that are just a little bit wilder than your own. the screaming, alcoholic, heavy metal You see? Meeting new people can 6666. I’m not saying hook up with Charlie orgies that will abound. be extremely awkward. It's especially Or, if that’s a little rich for your hard to invite someone out for coffee O ct 15 Saturday Night Live alumnus Dennis Miller will be performing at Manson, or groups that symbolically castrate bovine animals. But, if that tastes, try a campus organization. These, when they’re holding a gun to your head. the Breslin Student Events Center at Michigan State University. Tickets are too, are cults in the finest sense of the But here on this campus, it should be $ 18.50; call Ticketmaster at 484-5656. word. I coordinate the Ski Cult, and we easy. We all have something in common. have a blast. The Greeks all have a good We should be able to go up to anyone Primus at Club Eastbrook: you better be there! time. Even the Euchre Cult knows how else and just start shootin’ the shit. you have to see Primus. Just when you to party. I’ll bet most people in those Should, should, should. But it doesn’t by Cory D. Ot»e« think they can’t do anything more in­ organizations didn’t know each other happen. If you make eye contact with Staff Writer sane, they do. It’s a must-see show. when they joined, but the cult broke anyone, say Hi!! Let’s meet some new Primus will be rinsing up the stage at down the barriers. people! A smoke-filled room, flashing Club Eastbrook Sunday night, October Because, like I said, greeting total I tell you what. Let’s make it even >bes, Les Claypool chanting out his 17th. Alexander, Lalonde, and Claypool strangers is not an easy thing. As a easier. Next Wednesday (October 13th), rcing lyrics, and people thrashing will hit the stage around 8 p.m. with then matter of fact, if you ever utter these at noon, let's all skip class and meet und like flies trapped in a spider’s unusual stage antics and bass-popping words to a stranger, you probably should under the Blue Bam. Let’s meet as many b. When Primus hits the stage Sunday array of funky music. have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. people we can! One massive, mid-day ht Oct. 17th at Club Eastbrook, all of There are still some tickets left for ...“Where am I?” bash! And when I say skip, I mean SKIP THE DAMN THING! October 13th! se dreams of mine will come true. it was worth waiting ten hours to see this show, $ 17.50 in advance and $ 19 the ...“Forgive me father, for I have I saw Primus at Lollapalooza this day of the concert This will be one sinned.’’ Noon. Bam! Be there! them. imer in Detroit and they slammed. If you’re into weird performers. extraordinary show, don’t miss it!____ nr were the last hand of the night, but ;l

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I like a good, cheap concert? Spawn of Seattle Next semester is still in the planning by Joshua J Mikrut I ity! on your calendar. stages as far as activities go, but they do ______Staff Writer______by Cory D. Ob** Sound Spectrum is the student-run “We hope people will use music have some ideas. More local bands are Staff Writer organization that brings Concert events from 1983 to 1993,” says President sure to be around every once in a while Due to the absence and subsequent to campus. In the past they have brought Tracey Hibbler. and they are even trying to get a video success of natives Nirvana, Pearl Jam, A bright light off in the distance, you Mustard Plug, Five Day Rain, and, of It should be a special night so look dance party organized, but that's still in Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, and see a figure in the fieldhouse, it’s you! course, Bryan Adams. They consist of for more details in the future. the brainstorm stage. Queensryche, Seattle has had to find You're sweaty, tired, and veiy thirsty about twenty members including a fi­ Now, what you all have been wait­ To sum it up, Sound Spectrum is a replacements for the spotlight in the way but you still keep jumping around. Then nancial and publicity coordinator, ing for. Yes, the rumors are true. INXS student-run organization for the students. of local bands. One such replacement is everyone starts chanting “devil inside, President and Vice-President Formed will be coming to GVSU on November They will continue to bring bands and new Atlantic records conscript, devil inside, every single one of us, the last year, this Student Senate-funded 21. Tickets should be right around $16, other events to campus forourenjoymenL “Sweetwater.” devil inside. AAAAAHH!” group tries to “break even” when bringing a very inexpensive price to pay for a Yes, you may have to pay a little bit of After witnessing this band perform You wake suddenly, sweaty and events to campus. band of such quality. I know this sounds cash for some shows, but who cares? live as an opening act for Winger at Club somewhat confused. “Hey man, I just Their next major show will be the incredible, but that’s what Sound Spec­ We’re getting a better price because it’s Eastbrook this past summer, I became a had this cool dream,” you exclaim to 10th Annual Air-Bandcompetition titled trum is all about. That’s why they were at a college, and it’s all made possible fan of this band who I’ll describe as your roommate. But wait! Check your “Phases of the Ages." It will be held on formed, to bring a service to us college because of this group. Hats off to Sound being Seattle’s answer to the Rolling calendar, it’s not just a dream. Sound November 13thinthefieldhouse. Tickets students, a service that is most highly Spectrum! Stones. Spectrum has made your dream a real­ will be $2, so mark that Saturday evening regarded by our age group. Who doesn’t Themain inspiration for this previous comparison has a lot to do with Sweetwater’s leadsinger, AdamCzeisler. What may be the most surpris­ Not only does Czeisler look like Mick Boxing Helena: slasher or experimental film? ing element of this movie is its sensual­ Jagger, but he sounds almost identical— ity. In a dream sequence when Helena aside from the lack of an English accent by R. Andrews also her first film (her dad is Twin Peaks people around us as well as the dynamics of has her limbs back she takes Nick and a bit more smooth and modernized Entertainment Editor creator David Lynch). Kim Basinger relationships that don’t always go accord­ through a step-by-step explicit account tone of vocals. A gorgeous woman has her legs wasoriginallycastasHelenabutdropped ing to plan. of how to please a woman every time. Sweetwater also is reminiscent of and arms hacked off by an obsessed and out; Sherilyn Fenn took over. It may be difficult to overcome one’s And in a later scene, she watches as he the Stones because of their not-quite disturbed doctor. Sounds like another The deranged doctor is played by disgust at the premise of Boxing Helena, puts her lesson to use. metal, not-quite alternative sound. They slashermoviedoesn’tit? Boxing Helena Julian Sands, who after being callously but one should overcome it. Fenn manages This is a not a movie that will have the same element of “'smooth could have easily been just that, but, rejected by the woman he loves decides to suffuse Helena with a strength and please everyone and if you’re just look­ rock’n’roll” that the Stones had. believe it or not, it is actually a highly to make her need him by amputating her courage that Nick cannot even come close ing for an escapist movie, choose an­ As far as modem day comparisons, I original, provoking, disturbing and (sur­ limbs. After the surgeries (which the to. Nick needs Helena; he is dependent on other one. But you will leave the theater could almost say this band is as energetic prisingly enough) sensual film. audience doesn't see) Helena appears in her, but she will have nothing to do with thinking afier seeing Boxing Helena and musically apt as Pearl Jam. They The approach taken to Boxing an opened-up-to-the-audience box. him, so he makes her need him in the most andthatisLynch’sintent. Whetheryou don’thave the underlying tension in their Helena took up six years of director From there, the movie explores awful of ways. This movie is an explora­ like it or not, I can guarantee that you’ve music that makes you scowl like you Jennifer Chambers Lynch’s life and is the ways in which we try to shape the tion and reversal of gender roles. never seen anything like it before. would fmd on an Alice in Chains album, but they do have the edge in their music 'iM v '.V v .!;-2 if : iC\V Vi O' .Vy.fO\ vV-'Vv v ' •'•; »2'v • V-V '.’ > that shows that they write music with a meaning, unlike, oh, say. Nirvana. Also, lead guitarist Dudley Taft from | 1 1 1 Tickets on Sale Sweetwater sounds as if he took guitar lessons from Pearl Jam’s Mike McCready. Day i Sales Limited to Sweetwater released their album in early August, entitled simply j* I 1 1 1 M m i J I Kirkhol Center Box Office two mcis Per Person "Sweetwater" and already have a video playing on MTV’s Alternative Nation 0 ■ ■ V Jm w L w m $16.00 willi validated GVSU ID* for their song “Crawl.” But beyond all comparisons, j ..... $21.00 Ptibiic* «AII S e a t s R e s e r v e d * Sweetwater is a band for those people, such as myself, who desire the not quite alternative, yet rock’n’rollish sound that | 'includes S . lichetSemriceCharge doesn’t make you headbang or get GVSU* November 21,1993* 100 depressed. HEY GVSU! TRY A NIGHT CLA$$ AT DICK S RESORT

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