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VOL. XXI, NO. 55 WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1987 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Council RELATIONS PROHIBIT „ Dorm choice not postpones ENTIFICimON IN THE ARENA SEATING AREAS SMOKING @ RERWiTTtO MwiNO Tw* w m fo tM i BLEACHERS LOWER - w. M U CALL IN THE CCMC019SE decision r/a M iftiaiH iH M Sri b on reply cards By KARIN YOUNG By ERIC M. BERGAMO “They still can tell us what N ew s S ta ff Senior Staff Reporter hall they prefer, and it’s indi­ cated on (the card) that for The HPC will hold off any fur­ Starting with next fall’s special requests please con­ ther discussions about the freshman class, the card in­ tact the housing office by May $1,400 bill from the food fight coming freshman use to indi­ 1,’ ” she said. “But we’ve also until the Senate meets next cate their decision to attend the added we do not guarantee that week with John Goldrick, asso­ University will no longer in­ (freshman) will be assigned to ciate vice president of clude a place to state their first (their) hall preference.” residence life, announced HPC and second choices for “I really expect to get enough Co-chairman Bob Daley at residence halls, said Evelyn letters to indicate real strong Tuesday’s meeting. Reinebold, director of student preferences,” Reinebold Daley said the HPC has no residences. added. opposition to paying the bill but Reinebold said that having a Those students who do not would like to make that deci­ place to express a preference w rite with their preference will sion in a combined effort with on the card gave incoming be assigned to a hall at random, all of student government and freshman the impression that she said. the student body. they would receive their first With the old policy, some Daley and Co-chairman Tim or second choice. dorms had too many requests Salmon said they hope to meet “We have gotten some really for the number of openings with Bill Hickey soon to obtain vivid letters because available, she noted. a general idea of his feelings (freshmen) were not given concerning the student body’s their first or second choice,” “There were . . . many response to the proposed food she added. people that had it set in their bill. The policy had freshmen mind that that was their choice In other business, Liam Can­ being placed into a dorm on the and that was what they were ny, president of Pangborn, is basis of when the confirmation going to get,” Reinebold said. drafting a proposal to increase card was received, she ex­ the number of tickets that are plained. Those returning the “It may sound like we re available to students for away card earlier usually received taking something away from games. Canny told the their preference, while those them,” she continued, “but I Council he hopes to meet with who sent their cards later were really don’t feel that we are. Michael Bobinski, manager of less likely to get their choice. We re just, I hope, eliminating ticket sales at the Joyce ACC “We decided that it might a problem in their thinking that on Thursday to discuss a eliminate a lot of hard feelings they will get their first or change in the present ticket ... if we took that first and second choice.” policy. second choice factor off the Only 250 students received tick­ card,” Reinebold said. Many universities do not ets to the Michigan game, ac­ rnad rush? The Observer/ Suzanne Poch The new policy doesn’t mean even give a choice in housing incoming freshmen won’t have matters, but Notre Dame does cording to Canny. Daley said Even though she is presently the last in line, junior Donna Renaldo, see HPC, page 6 a say in where they live, she what it can to place people in right, will not have to wait very long to get tickets for this noted. their preferred halls, she said. season. Report criticizes president Rosenthal speaks about

Associated Press reviewing in detail the story of portray the administration as importance of integrity how administration officials if it were behaving with wanton sold arm s to Iran in hopes of WASHINGTON - The con­ disregard for the law.” Rosenthal said he believes freeing Americans held By MICHAEL DUNCAN gressional Iran-Contra report But the minority dissent that it is not always easy to hostage in Lebanon, then News Staff paints a picture of a Reagan found that conclusion, as well avoid breaking some viola­ diverted some $4 million of the adm inistration at odds with the as many others in the docu­ Athletic Director Dick tions by mistake simply be­ law and the Constitution, but profits to the Contras, is due to ment, based on selective use of Rosenthal stressed his sup­ cause there are so many minority Republicans dis­ be released Wednesday. testimony and dubious inter­ port in maintaining a high But glimpses of its findings missed it Tuesday as a partisan pretation of the law. standard of integrity in were gleaned Tuesday from a indictment of the president that The document was signed by Notre Dame inter-collegian report of minority Republicans ignores foreign policy ques­ all six Republicans on the athletics when he addressed on the House and Senate inves­ tions raised by the affair. House committee-Reps. Dick the fellowship of Christian tigating panels and from com­ The report says President Cheney of Wyoming, William Athletes last night in Stan­ mittee sources. Reagan flirted with constitu­ Broomfield of Michigan, Henry ford’s 24-hour lounge. % “Clearly, what went on here tional crisis by creating a Hyde of Illinois, Jim Courter of Rosenthal, formerly the was not what the founding fat­ White House atmosphere that New Jersey, Bill McCollum of Chairman of St. Joseph encouraged evasion of legal re­ hers envisioned,” said a source Florida and Michael DeWine of Bank, likened his effort to in­ familiar with the report, who quirements and flouting of Ohio-and two Senate sure integrity in the athletic spoke only on condition of proper procedures for reaching Republicans, Orrin Hatch of department with his past ef­ anonymity. “It paints a picture foreign policy goals. Utah and James McClure of forts to enforce honesty of a government out of con­ It also says the administra­ Idaho. among the bank’s tellers. trol.” tion violated the Constitution The GOP members did find “There is no way to guaran­ In its broadest criticism of by going to third countries to numerous mistakes, most of tee that the teller won’t take Dick Rosenthal the president, the Democratic- solicit donations for them errors of political judg­ money, but a process can be directed report concludes that Nicaragua’s Contra rebels at a ment, including an 11-month provided that will help en­ NCAA rules. He expressed Reagan failed in his constitu­ time when Congress barred delay in notifying Congress of sure that it won’t occur.” discontent that the tional duty to “take care that even indirect military aid to the Iran arms initiative. “In the same way, there “philosophy of being good the laws be faithfully ex­ them. is no way we can insure that isn’t as important as follow­ ecuted.” However, they wrote, “ We And it is sharply critical of the individual, whether it’s ing a very narrow prescrip­ In the introduction to their emphatically reject the idea Attorney General Edwin a coach or player, won’t tion, the rules.” He cited, as own dissenting version of the that through these mistakes, Meese III, questioning why he break any (rules). However, an example, Digger Phelp s report, the GOP members con­ the executive branch sub­ delayed launching a criminal we can create an atmo­ inability to drive a few team tended that the Democratic verted the law, undermined the investigation of the affair when sphere where violations are members to a funeral be Constitution or threatened it became public a year ago. report also attempts, “almost not condoned or tolerated.” cause of NCAA rules.______The voluminous document, as an overarching thesis, to democracy.” Wednesday, November 18, 1987 page 2 The Observer In Brief Would being in top 25 really be worthwhile? The U.S.-Soviet treaty scrapping intermediate- “ The only thing I don’t like about Notre Dame range nuclear weapons will be ready for President Reagan is the football team.” and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev to sign in Washington “It ruins the academic credibility of the Uni­ Chris next month, both sides seem to believe. A Kremlin versity,” continued the visiting professor. Ad­ Bednarski negotiator said that work on the 120-page document was mission standards are lowered to admit ath­ in the final stage and should be done by Nov. 23. He said letes, he said. Millions of dollars spent to build that snags developed in the arms control talks when the the team’s new indoor facility should News Editor Americans raised what he called “artificial issues” about have been used to improve academics, he verification provisions to be included in the treaty, but added. that they will probably be resolved before the summit. - Was the professor right? Associated Press Through a survey of 760 college and univer­ sity presidents, U.S. News and World Report’s Oct. 26 edition ranked America’s top 25 “na­ tional universities.” Of Interest Notre Dame wasn’t ranked. Nor was it ranked among the article’s top 10 “national univer­ sities” located in the midwest. Solutions to world hunger will be the subject of a Could a “big time” college football program RSHIP lecture by Janis Martin. It is sponsored by World Hunger prevent a university from achieving academic Coalition, Overseas Development Network, and CILA. The excellence? lecture will be at 7 tonight in the Hesburgh Library A quick check of the survey’s results showed auditorium. -The Observer three Big Ten universities: Michigan (8th), Il­ linois (20th) and Wisconsin (23rd) ranked in the CILA/Mexico Project will hold a meeting tonight top 25. A possible Notre Dame Cotton Bowl op­ at 7:30 in the Center for Social Concerns. For more infor­ ponent, the University of Texas, was 25th on mation, contact Mike at 283-1049 or Dan at 271-0804. -The the list. O bserver Schools with big time basketball programs also placed on the list. Duke was seventh, and the University of North Carolina finished University President Emeritus Father A panel discussion will focus on “Empowerment or eleventh. Theodore Hesburgh was one of the first to Enslavement? U.S. Foreign Policy and World Hunger” Why, then, doesn’t Notre Dame command the realize that Notre Dame’s research programs tonight at 6:45 in the Stapleton lounge in LeMans Hall. “respect and attention in the realm of American need improvement. His last years as president The panel members are Professors Anthony Black, Teresa higher education,” (1987-88 Notre Dame Bulle­ were marked by vigorous attempts to improve Marcy, Joseph Miller, and John Gautier. -The Observer tin) that these universities do? Notre Dame’s graduate programs. In his Some have suggested Notre Dame’s Catholic footsteps, President Father Edward “Monk” Beernuts’ Mark Williams takes over w v f i ’s character prevents the school from becoming Malloy has pledged continued improvement of Campus Perspectives tonight from 10 to 11. Listeners may a truly great university. They argue that reli­ the University’s research programs. call 239-6400 to ask questions. The show, on 6400 AM, is gious teachings on abortion, homosexuality and Top research programs, however, come all hosted by Chris Shank. -The Observer birth control prevent Notre Dame from attack­ too often at the expense of undergraduate pro­ ing these issues in the classroom. grams, as professors are taken away from their Toastmasters members will meet at 5:30 p.m. at Again, a check of the survey results shows students. the main circle for transportation to Club 23 for dinner the “best” colleges and universities can be re­ Notre Dame professors interact closely with and an informal meeting. -The Observer ligiously affiliated. students, teaching them values that form the Valparaiso University was ranked the num­ moral base for “the University’s strong lead­ The bridge club will meet tonight and every Wed­ ber one “midwestern and western comprehen­ ership on issues of world peace and social jus­ nesday night at 11 in the Alumni party room. Contact Fa­ sive institution.” Villanova University was tice,” the article said in its only reference to ther Rozum, rector of Alumni, for more information. -The ranked the best comprehensive institution in Notre Dame. O bserver the east. And Saint Mary’s College was ranked Close interaction with professors helps make a top 10 “smaller comprehensive school.” Notre Dame a home for students, not just a Students Against MS will hold an organizational Why, then, didn’t America’s college and uni­ school. It also helps develop individuals who meeting tonight at 7 in the New Orleans Room in LaFor- versity presidents rank Notre Dame on any of will benefit society, not just the work force. tune Student Center to plan the Indoor Ironman Triathalon. the survey’s lists? Research improvements at the University For more information, call Theresa Lawton at 283-4276. The answer is research, or Notre Dame’s may one day pay off, and a news magazine may -The Observer comparative lack of it. Notre Dame barely one day rank the University as a top 25 research qualifies for the survey’s definition of “National institution. Maura Quinlanof Americans United for Life will talk universities; the major research universities In the meantime, Notre Dame will have to at 7 tonight in the Montgomery Room of LaFortune Student and leading granters of doctoral degrees.” His­ settle for an average research program, a tradi­ Center. The talk is sponsored by the ND/SMC Right to torically an undergraduate university, Notre tion of close-knit students and faculty and a top Life. -The Observer Dame’s research programs lag far behind those 10 football team. of the top 25 universities in the country. I’m not complaining. Cooks are needed for the ISO banquet. Call Ana The BOTTOM LINE Luisa Casillas at 284-4200 for if interested or for any ad­ ditional information. -The Observer Live Band!!

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Edison ^ football, or just hangham out.I page 4 The Observer Wednesday, November 18, 1987 Mr. Potato Head gives up his pipe Associated Press About 40 million Mr. Potato Heads have been sold since the WASHINGTON - Mr. Potato Playskool toy was introduced Head, 35, quit smoking Tues­ 35 years ago, complete with day. He gave his pipe to Sur­ stick-on eyes, ears, a nose, a geon General C. Everett Koop mouth-and a pipe. and vowed never to it Now that he has kicked the again. habit, Playskool officials are “He started to smoke the day thinking about reshaping the he was born,” said Koop. “Not mouth-which now looks a lot only is it dangerous to his like a mustache - into a smile health, it gives the message to for the estimated 1 million toys kids around the country that manufactured each year. smoking is not a bad thing to First lady Nancy Reagan do.” sent “heartiest congratula­ So pleased was Koop with tions” to Head. Head’s decision that he “By kicking the habit, Mr. proclaimed the giant potato the Potato Head will not only im­ The Observer / Suzanne Poch official “spokespud” for this prove his health, but will serve Master of music year’s Great American as a good example to young Sophomore Tim Frommer DJs at WVFI Tuesday Dining Hall’s fine fare get to enjoy Frommer’s selec- Smokeout, the American Can­ people who need to learn the night. Every Tuesday night, connoisseurs of North tion of tunes, gently wafted through the PA system. cer Society’s drive to get mil­ importance of maintaining lions of Americans to give up good health habits,” Mrs. smoking, at least for the day, Reagan said in a message read ‘Shoppers beware of dangerous toys’on Thursday. by Koop. Associated Press One of the most dangerous is made, but consideration of a the all-terrain vehicle, the recall has been stalled by the WASHINGTON - The fuzzy popular three-and four-wheel Justice Department. white moose seemed to smile, motorized cycle popular for off- and his bells jingled, as the road use. Second on her danger list was head of the governm ent’s prod­ Hundreds of deaths and lawn darts, used to toss at a uct safety agency held him up hundreds of thousands of injur­ large ring in a game similar to pal*": Tuesday with a warning that ies have been blamed on these horseshoes. Children struck by such friendly-looking toys pose machines, she pointed out. The them have been injured and hidden dangers to the unwary. commission has urged that the killed. “Lawn darts are not The loosely attached bells on vehicles not be sold to toys for children. Parents the moose can easily come youngsters and that smaller should not allow children to loose and might choke a child, versions of the machines in­ play with lawn darts,” said Terrence Scanlon, chairman of tended for youths no longer be Commisioner Carol Dawson. the Consumer Product Safety Commission, noted at his StiNSHOTE PROMOTIONS AMD agency’s annual toy safety WAOR WELCOME briefing. a The moose was one of mil­ lions of toys kept out of stores by federal officials, along with a toy train that had 300 times the legal amount of lead in its paint and a rattle with a long handle that could choke an in­ fant, Scanlon said. Recalls covering some 2.9 million children’s products- mostly toys -were announced during the 1986 fiscal year, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9 Scanlon said. In addition, he 8:00 PM said, 2.2 million unsafe toys MORRIS CMC AUDITORIUM were stopped at ports of entry by commission and Customs ALL SEATS RESERVED $16.50 Service officials. 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Pizza terrorists are engaging in sub­ A lack of security is the basis behind versive activity in Missouri. Pizza parlor a $1 million lawsuit filed by a University of managers charge that University of Missouri Californi&Santa Barbara student against the Greeks are terrorizing pizza delivery people, school after she was raped by several mem­ smashing headlights and stealing pizzas - bers of the football team. The suit claims the I and that police fail to take decisive action. university failed to provide for the victim’s Greek leaders, however, deny any pizza safety and security. She’s also suing the five raiding activity. -National On-Campus men involved, the UCSB chancellor, and Report several other school officials. -National On- Criminal chargesand severe sanctions Campus Report have been levied against an Iowa State Uni­ A helicopter recently got a parking ticket. versity fraternity after a pledge nearly died Army recruiters regularly land helicopters from drinking too much alcohol at a house on the Embry Riddly Aeronautical Univer­ party. Among the sanctions: no alcohol in sity campus when they come to recruit stu­ the house and no alcohol related, chapter- dents. But they went too far the last time sponsored parties for a year, and sponsorship they visited. It seems their chopper took up of alcohol awareness programs. In addition, several precious parking spots in an already some individual members face criminal overcrowded lot. Campus police officers charges. -National On-Campus Report didn’t care who the machine belonged to and slapped a ticket on it for violating parking Dry rush weeks at some University of regulations. -National On-Campus Report Penneylvania fraternities and sororities have caused some Penn Greeks to turn to Apartheid protesters were convicted alternative methods of attracting freshmen- at the University of Texas. A jury required including strippers. At least two have turned only 90 minutes of deliberation, after a week up, and peeled, at recent rush get-togethers. of testimony, to convict 11 of 16 Although a couple of attendees were quoted demonstrators on charges of disruptive ac­ in the campus newspaper as saying the tivity. The protesters last year briefly took events were “disgusting,” the age-old enter­ over the school president’s office, barricaded tainment drew little reaction from the ad­ the doors, and presented a letter demanding ministration or student groups. “Without the divestiture from companies dealing with alcohol, it's very, very hard for freshmen South Africa. Those convicted face a fine and guys to meet girls,” said one frat freshmen. possible jail time. -National On-Campus -National On-Campus Report Report A dog’s life 1718 0bserver/ Suzanne Poch

Kelly, a golden retriever, waits for her owner, Jennifer Gillis, outside of Clean air deadline nears for cities Haggar Hall. Kelly might be mistaken for a giant squirrel by some. Associated Press tension of deadlines only rural counties out of compli­ Congress can set. ance for ozone, the smog con­ Bishops to raise funds WASHINGTON - The Envi­ Thomas said their interpre­ stituent that makes breathing ronmental Protection Agency tation of the law was wrong. He difficult, and 65 violating the said Tuesday that some cities said he had been trying “ad standard for carbon monoxide, for poor, elderly nuns probably will have to enact new nauseam” to get Congress to which lessens the blood’s Associated Press and other ministries. Several auto restrictions under its change the Clean Air Act to oxygen-carrying capacity. bishops emphasized the word planned new policy calling for postpone deadlines for compli­ Twenty-three cities are on WASHINGTON - America’s “justice,” noting that women eventual penalties against ance with pollution standards, both lists. The 26 largest Roman Catholic bishops voted in Catholic religious orders areas that can’t quickly meet currently Dec. 31. metropolitan areas are on one Tuesday to raise funds to aid have traditionally worked for clean air goals. “I’d like Congress to lay out or the other. thousands of the nuns who low wages and that this fact has Four senators denounced what should be done,” Thomas Thomas said “a handful, taught young Catholics in past contributed to their current EPA administrator Lee said. maybe 10” cities, including decades and now have grown problems. Thomas for not announcing The deadline-originally set New York, Denver and Los An­ old with little or no money to penalties as of Jan. 1. Anything for 1977, and twice postponed- geles, probably would have to live on. Bishop John McGann of else, they said, is an illegal ex will find about 62 cities and restrict auto use to meet the “It’s a matter of justice, not Rockville Centre, N.Y., head of standards. m erely of a m atter of charity,” a committee sponsoring the That could be done, he sug­ Bishop Michael Sheehan of proposal, declined to specify a OFF CAMPUS STUDENTS gested, “by measures like ride- Lubbock, Texas, said before goal for the fund-raising drive, FALL FORMAL AT KNOLLWOOD sharing and car pools and mass the National Conference of which will focus on national col­ tran sit.” Catholic Bishops voted 156-10 to lections in Catholic churches in COUNTRY CLUB Thomas’ policy, announced launch the national fund­ each of the next 10 years. ON WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 2ND for public comment before raising drive. McGann noted that an ac­ adoption early next year, calls counting firm estimated the TICKET SALES IN LAEORTCINE MAIN LOBBY i for all states to submit new pol­ Numerous other bishops eventual need might reach $2.5 ON: THURSDAY 19th NOVEMBER 12 n o o n ; I lution control plans for non- made similar comments, all billion, even assuming the sale -2 pm FRIDAY 20th & MONDAY 23rd ; compliance areas in the next praising the work of the nuns of $1 billion in religious orders’ two years. in parochial schools, hospitals land and buildings, including AT 11:30-2 PM schools, residences and semi­ COST: $6 person LIVE MUSIC : naries. He and other bishops said said no one expects the drive to raise anywhere near that much. Saint Mary's College Department of Communication & Theatre are better with McGann’s committee, which presents the Notre Dame/Saint Mary's Theatre production of includes representatives of re­ Your Group and ligious orders of nuns and brot­ hers as well as the bishops, said a 1985 estimate indicated there CARDINAL were 44,000 nuns and 3,600 brot­ hers over the age of 70 at that Ct ARTERS & TOURS time. 2 8 7 -8 6 7 7 Some belong to orders that are relatively well-to-do. But %++**++*++++***** others were described as in desperate straits, with large written and directed by Julie Jensen and growing numbers of older J Kathy!H a p p y 'igth" on the 19 th! j members at the same time relatively few young women * designed by Linda H. Wigley are joining to take their places produced by Roberta N. Rude t Have a wonderful and help support them. O’Laughlin Auditorium Before voting, the bishops I November 18, 19, 20, 21 at 8pm birthday! debated the subject at length. November 22 at 3pm But their disagreements were Tickets: $6/$5 Students on such matters as when the & Senior Citizens: *4 We love collection should be held and Information call how the money should be par­ O'Laughlin Box Office. 284-4626 you celed out, not on whether the group rates available: 239-5956 drive was necessary. Several bishops said religi­ Saint MarvS College darling! ous orders that have substan­ NOTRE DAME INDIANA tial wealth should be asked to In Cooperation with the Sexuality Education Program of Saint Mary's College Mom & Bil join the effort to help im­ poverished orders. McGann said that would be done. Wednesday, November 18, 1987 page 6 The Observer security beat Iraq raids nuclear plant; Monday, November 16 Iran says 11 were killed 9:20 a.m. A University employee Associated Press was no independent confirma­ found a set of keys in front of Sorin tion of the attack. Iraq has Hall. The keys were turned into Se­ curity. MANAMA, Bahrain - Iraqi raided the plant at least five warplanes raided an Iranian tirties since 1984. 11:55 a.m . A Pangborn Hall resi­ nuclear power plant Tuesday, Amrollahi, president of dent reported the theft of his clothes and detergent from the Badin killing 11 people, and an Iran’s Atomic Energy Organi­ Laundry. His loss is estimated at $42. Iranian nuclear official zation, sent an “urgent protest claimed the attack could lead note” to Hans Blix, director 3:40p.m. A Dillon Hall resident re­ to another Chernobyl, Iranian ported that he lost his cam era on Sat­ general of the International urday November 14 in the Stadium. news reports said. Atomic Energy Agency in Iran’s official Islamic Vienna, Austria, IRNA re­ 4:15 p.m. A resident of Fisher Hall reported losing his wallet in the area Republic News Agency, moni­ ported. of the Library and ComputerMath tored in Cyprus, quoted energy He asked Blix to rush a team Building. His loss is estimated at $15. official Reza Amrollahi as of experts to the scene to mon­ saying the plant contained nu­ itor the effects of the raid, the 5:25 p.m. A Lewis Hall resident re­ clear material. agency said. ported that she lost her keys in her He said the raid might lead IRNA reported the air strike dorm’s lobby on Sunday November to “the same transfrontier ra­ on the nuclear plant and ac­ 15. dioactive release and cused Iraq of violating “in­ 7:20 p.m. A resident of Grace Hall radiological consequences as ternational conventions.” reported the theft of his wallet from the Chernobyl nuclear acci­ The 7-year-old war has the racquetball courts in the Joyce dent,” IRNA said. ACC. His loss is estimated at $52. recently heated up, with Iran Iraq did not announce that it threatening a major assault on 11:20 p.m. A Saint Mary’s student had bombed the plant and there Iraq. reported that she lost her wallet on Saturday November 14 in Blue field. Her loss is set at $72.50. Tuesday, November 17 “WeVe g LaFOrtline Lounging The Observer/ Suzanne Poch 8:45 a.m. Security cited a man for reckless driving on Juniper Road. Students relax outside of the junior class offices in LaFortune Student This case is being forwarded to the Center, waiting to sign-up for the ski trip on Jan. 21, 22 and 23. This competition Prosecutor's Office for charges of habitual traffic offenses. line was longer at times than the one for basketball tickets. Many spots are still available, and sign-ups continue Thursday from 3 to 4 p.m. by the Negotiators discuss deficit buns" Associated Press wanted to agree, and even White House spokesman Mar­ though it was “sort of a moving lin Fitzwater. “He wants one WASHINGTON - White target, and (sometimes) it very badly and feels that we House officials and congres­ seems like it recedes,” success have bent over backwards to sional leaders, pledging to con­ was “certainly a possibility.” compromise and be construc­ clude a deficit-cutting deal this tive, and we have not had quite week, met into the night Tues­ Between closed-door talks, that same sense of cooperation day, but agreement remained House and Senate leaders met from the Democrats.” elusive. privately with President “We have no choice but to put Reagan and White House offi­ With the two sides searching it together,” said Sen. Lloyd cials to discuss the troubles. for about $2 billion more in Bentsen, D-Texas, chairm an of The goal is to reduce the deficit spending cuts, White House the Senate Finance Commit­ for fiscal 1988, the year that budget director James Miller tee. “We have to show that the began Oct. 1, by at least $23 suggested on Tuesday trim­ president and Congress can billion, in order to avert auto­ ming domestic programs, in­ work together. Otherwise, the matic spending cuts under the cluding child nutrition, psychological fallout on the fin­ Gramm-Rudman law. Medicaid, and food stamps. ancial markets will be very Democratic lawmakers said bad,” “The president is, of course, the proposals were unaccepta­ White House Chief of Staff disappointed that we don’t ble, according to people Howard Baker said everybody have an agreement yet,” said familiar with the talks. HPC continued from page 1 NEED A BIRTHDAY CAKE that 2000 students who wanted (or) FRESH BAKED GOODS? to go were not able to get tick­ The Notre Dame Student Cake Service can help you. The Fresh Alternative is even fresher ets. In cooperation with the Country Bake Shop of Simply fill out the below order form Under the present policy, stu­ South Bend, we’ll deliver fresh baked goods & m ail to: with our oven-fresh sub rolls, baked dents are never allocated more ______right to your door. P.O. Box 191 on the premises. So don’t settle for than five percent of the tickets N.D., In. 46556 Please make check payable to N O. Student Cake styrofood served on styrobuns. Come the University receives for (don’t use campus mail) Service and be sure to Include the m essage you want up to Subway where the sandwiches away games, said Daley. on the cake. call 283-2359 todayl Mike Thomas of Morissey and salads are always fresh and Hall proposed a new program Delivery Date Sender’s Name delicious. of selling books by computer ...... & Phone...... print out. As a possible future HPC service project, it could Recipient’s Name & Address...... tS U B w m r Sandwiches & Salads save sellers and buyers of Cakesrslzes: 8”(serves 10) $15.50 flavors: white banana books time and money, ex­ 10”(serves 20) $20.00 cho c o la te plained Thomas. Save $$$ by using these coupons at Subway To advertise books, students half sheet(serves 35) $24.50 German choc.(8” only) Sandwiches and Salads located just north would fill out a computer form CHEESECAKES(e-); plain $10.50 |c| „h|te of Iron wood on S.R. 23. Ph. 277-7744 with their name, phone number n ! trail $12.50 — chocolate(add 1.50) and the title of their book or BAGELS: $5.00 per dozen $1.00 OFF FOOTLONG SEAFOOD & CRAB books. The computer print out PARTY KIT: $2.50-includes plates $1.00 off a regular footlong Seafood and Crab sand­ containing this information Doughnuts: Variety Box forks, napkins, candles, wich. Not good with other offers. would then be placed in the $4.50 per dozen & a knife Coupon expires 11/30/87. mailboxes of all on-campus stu­ dents, said Thomas. i a $10.00 OFF SIX FOOT PARTY SUB $10.00 off a Subway six-foot party sub. Please order CHIMES 48 hours in advance. Not good with other offers. THE SAINT MARY’S LITERARY MAGAZINE Coupon expires 11/30/87. IS NOW ACCEPTING:

$1.00 OFF FOOTLONG BMT OR CLUB $1.00 off a regular footlong Subway BMT or Club POEMS PLAYS SHORT STORIES sandwich. Not good with other offers. Coupon expires 11/30/87. SUBMIT TO CHIMES, 303 MADELEVA HALL Hmm mi im y Viewpoint Wednesday, November 18, 1987

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far away brother requirements by University courses, independent study, or some other al­ Education suffers ternative. How many students can The following is part of a continuing realize after the fact, the things we in required courses honestly say their money was best series from the Justice Education should have done or said? spent on the course they selected? group at Saint Mary’s. To realize the power in one’s hands, Would not many students prefer to buy Dear Editor: several books, read and study on their I feel as though I write to a person their ability for change, for helping and Lately I have begun to think about whom I do not know; leading a life I healing, for prayer, for loving and" own, and perhaps hire a private tutor? the value of various courses, especially All of this, and maybe more, could be can not comprehend; that deals with working; the sensitivity of hands, their the University’s required courses. The speaking another language in hopes to gentle nature and warmth. Coarse done for the cost of one courses at this University apparently believes that University. communicate enough to understand in hands, from hard work soiled in pur­ courses in philosophy, theology, En­ what ways one can help another. A life suits of building wooden walls where Perhaps, though, this question should glish, and other required areas of study ultimately be left up to the professor. which involves opening one’s home, once frozen rain pelted through slats will improve the life and mind of the mind and heart to a community between boards or placing stones then As a teacher of a course commonly student. Personally, I could not be more taken as a requirement, some reflec­ desperately needing assistance which boards for floor where once there was in favor of a broad education. Yet, after is overwhelming in scope and demand solely earth. Helping other hands in tion is necessary. While it is impossible taking some of these requirements, I to please everyone all the time, it (to say the least in time, patience and commitment to community, together must express my displeasure. strength). A life committed to teaching for better, combining soil in a hand­ should not be so difficult for the profes­ Consider for a moment the following sor to make the claim that his students the unruly and ministering to the needy shake of accomplishment or a hug of analysis: The average student takes 10 and even at times the dead-dressing a understanding. Or clean hands joined will be better off and that their money courses per year. If you divide the price was definitely well spent. friend with whom sharing, concern and in prayer around a table of thanks of of tuition among these courses, each committment has passed-only to another day of sharing, working and course costs approximately $800. Obvi­ Bill Harlan realize the frailty of human life and growing. ously there are other needs that draw Dillon Hall senselessness of death. I weep in sad­ from the money generated by tuition, Nov. 11, 198 7 ness with and for a brother I do not They hold within them the unseen, but this is not the issue. Rather, it is know. power to pick and choose paths and di­ important to realize that, for each stu­ rections. Opening doors, forming our dent, in each course, several hundreds Racist activities Suzanne Moser own lives by the chain of hands we of dollars are spent and additional shake, or the signing of contracts and money is spent on books. still present at ND guest column bills. Signatures unique to each, as Understanding this, I wonder how unique as the fingerprints pushing many students believe their money is Dear Editor: pens, writing letters that tell the story well spent. I am not asking if a partic­ To the inebriated Notre Dame stu­ I look upon the lines of my tender of our choices. Different, our lives, ular course was interesting, but I dents standing in the War Memorial hands and ask “what have I done? ” yours and mine by the print we have merely want to know is the student is fountain Sunday night yelling “give me From day to day they travel from table left behind on things and persons we better off as a person. This need not a nigger beat,” and to those standing to mouth-too many times; they button have touched. even be as a result of the subject mat­ around laughing and condoning this and zip clothes-too many possessed ter, but because of the experience at­ racist activity: I would like to say thank with too much importance; they prop The night is late as you put on the tained in the course. you for adding another Notre Dame mo­ up a head tired from late nights-too shoe and tie the laces of your friend (as Perhaps my viewpoint is best sup­ ment to my experience as a minority few in study; they wipe away tears- of you once tied mine), beaten contin­ ported by proposing an alternate sys­ at this university. selfishness and fear; and hug self for uously by her grandson until death tem for the University. Suppose, at the warmth-less frequent around others in relieved her pain. The shoes she put on outset, the University merely estab­ Rosalind M. Walker comfort; or are shoved into pockets when you brought her communion on lished a list of studies required for a Badin Hall along with some spare change and an Sundays and the same that she wore degree. The student could fulfill these Nov. 16, 1987 odd piece of gum. back from the hospital where you Twenty one year old hands, trem­ helped her. Your tying signature is the bling 9t the thought of future, while last touch between you, the end of an­ looking back at four years of time other day, the closing of another book, largely wasted. Not enough in walking another sad story. Over 300 letters to the editor and 200 around the beauty of nature and archi­ It is late here too, Kevin, as I shoe columns appeared last year in View­ tecture here; barely taking advantage myself library bound. The books I read of the great minds giving lectures in and write are very different but also point. Join the growing number of spare time for our benefit or of books sad as I look back at could haves and filled with wisdom and insight in abun­ should haves. Late but not too late, I people who feel their opinions do make dance on shelves, left untouched, un­ think, because of the ability and power opened. Speaking so many words, but to change things contained within these a difference. Write to P.O. Box Q, View­ not saying enough of those things that hands. matter, avoiding challenge or con­ point Department, Notre Dame, IN. frontation that might involve. We com­ Suzanne Moser is a senior Govern­ plain of work loads and demands in our ment/Sociology major writing for the 46556 overburdened lives while we deafen Justice Education Communications ourselves to real problems. Why do we Group at Saint Mary’s.

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The Observer Editorial Board Operations Board Editor-in-Chiet Kevin Becker Business Manager Brian Murray P.O. Box O, Notre Dame, IN 46556(219)239-5303 Managing Editor Mark Pankowski Advertising Design Manager David Culligan News Editor Chris Bednarski Advertising Manager Melinda Chapleau News Editor Jim Riley Production Manager Melissa Warnke Chris Murphy Projects Manager Mark McLaughlin The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students ot the University el Viewpoint Editor Dennis Corrigan Systems Manager Shawn Sexton Notre Dame du Lac and Saint Mary s College It does not necessarily reflect the policies ol Sports Editor the administration ol either institution The News is reported as accurately and objectively as Accent Editor Michael Naughton Controller ...... Tracy Schindele Saint Mary's Editor S andy Cerimele Graphic Arts Manager ...... Laura Stanton possible Unsigned editorials represent the opinion ol the majority ol the Editorial Board Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views ol their authors Column space Photo Editor Jim Carroll is a vailab le to all members ol the school community, and the free expression ol varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged. Founded November 3,1966 page Accent Wednesday, November 18, 1987 ‘New’ courses strange yet practical

t's registration time on course is to teach the student I campus again, time to sign how to deal with the anxiety up for the classes you'll be incurred by walking into a taking next semester, next se­ crowded bar with a crummy ID. mester at this time things won't Grades will be taken mainly be quite the same. That's be­ from pop quizzes in which ran­ cause the Administration, in dom students will be forced to keeping with Its usual give their social security num­ benevolent and paternal bers and home addresses on stance, has been looking out command. Trick questions for your best interests, and such as “Is this really a picture they've decided to introduce of you?" and “You're kidding, some new classes for the 1988 right?" will also be asked. Re­ fall sem ester. quired texts include Edward's Kris Murphy Altered I

These new classes will be classic “The Agony of Defeat: m ore relevant to the life of the Having Your Fake ID Taken college student, and their pur­ Away" and the recently pub­ pose will be to give the student lished “Mo Officer, That's How I a deeper insight into his or her Looked Before Plastic Surgery." role in the Motre Dame family. PLS 290: Introduction to i f / / What follows is only a sample Mellowness of these new and more relevant This course will attem pt to courses. mellow out everyone involved. At the beginning of the semes­ Sociology 348: Introduction ter class will meet twice a to Confusion week, and a relatively laid back The purpose of this class is discussion will ensue. A paper to lead the student to a better will be assigned and a test will understanding of the role of be taken, but neither will be confusion in his or her life. collected. Mear midsemester, Students will be asked to ex­ class meetings will be cut back plain concepts that are way to once a week and discussions over their heads and then will slow down, centering forced to write papers on them. mainly on questions such as Grades will then be given, but “What's for dinner? " and “Que not explained. Teachers will Pasa?." By the end of the se­ answer questions unless they mester students will be encour­ don't feel like it, and the class aged to stay home and lie on handle their liquor. Topics such “Don't the South Bend Police University will lose im potent will be held in a different room the carpet. Required texts in­ as “The Beer Run", “Introduc­ have anything better to do?" donations. Enrollment limited every day. Anyone who com­ clude “Are You Mellow Or Just tion to Mixed Drinks" and will not be asked under any to those who moan and rag the plains will be shot. Required Dead?" Prerequisite: PLS 190: “Passing Out: Where and When circumstances. loudest. texts will be announced later. Modern American Laziness To Do It " will be addressed in Maybe. the course of the semester. Psychology 580: Applied History 440: Stress Seminar English 430: Literature of Obnoxiousness will be Snottiness The purpose of this course Psychology 240: Advanced Hastiness tolerated and even encouraged, This is a graduate course for will be to totally freak out Flirting Really nasty books by really so freshmen have nothing to students who have demon­ everyone involved. It's that This course will attempt to cruel authors will constitute the worry about. A field trip off- strated their ability to be simple. If you think you worry move beyond the classic, but majority of this course's materi­ campus is scheduled late In the spoiled, stuck-up, snotty, and a lot now, sign up for this class highly ineffective, Motre Dame al. Classics such as “I'm OK, semester for those who have generally obnoxious in regard and realize how good you had pick-up lines such as “What's You're a Rancid Scumbag ", m ade enough progress to find to other people and the world it. We won't even tell you what your major?". Mew techniques “Mein Kampf" and “Portrait of a their way home after the party. in general. Intensive labs will the class is about. That should such as blatant staring and Skinny, Geeky Irish Kid as a be held to promote bragging give you something to think highly suggestive comments Young Man" will be read and Criminology.300: Inter­ about how much money you about. For all you know it will be attem pted, First in lab discussed. Students will be en­ mediate Police Brutality have and being totally apat­ could be an EE course. And and later on a class field trip to couraged to express their Members of the South Bend hetic about anyone but your­ guess what? We re going to Bridget's. Anyone who fails to opinions through physical vio­ Police Force have been so kind self. Everyone will get A's, be­ make it required! Ha! Prerequis­ score on this Field trip will au­ lence, and insults will be to donate their time to the Uni­ cause if they don't, they'll ites: History 201: Spaz Semi­ tomatically fail. Two papers will graded according to how hard versity in an effort to better moan to their parents and the nar. be assigned, one on beer the insulted person cries. relations with the student body. goggles and another on how to Papers will be assigned and Topics will include “skull bus­ avoid the other person. This then read in front of the class tin'" and “butt kickin' " as well course may be taken in con­ and laughed at. as “just plain yellin' and junction with Psych 280: Inter­ screamin' " and why these mediate Teasing. Sociology 100: Introduction methods are so effective at to Alcoholism breaking up student parties. WVFI TOP TEN Psychology 380: Modem This course is open only to The importance of savage dogs Fake ID's freshmen and will attempt to and breathalyzers will also be The main purpose of this teach the little buggers how to examined. The eternal question 1. Instant Club Hit The Dead Milkmen 2. Only Loue The BoDeans 3. Everything’s Explodin' The Flaming Lips Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson 4. Stop Me if You Think You’ve Heard This One 8LECCUH! HOW LONG ARE G EEZ, LOOK AT THEM Y EED A | THERE'S A CONNECTION Before The Smiths THOSE TWO GONNA KEEP SLOBBERING OVER EtCH - 4 TIME J I HERE, I JUST KNOW IT. KISSING ? THIS PROGRAM OTHERS E K E S ! WHY WOUlD 5. Rain in the Summertime The Alarm 0NLN LASTS AH HOUR.! ANYBODY 00 that ? 6. Deep & Wide & Tall Aztec Camera DO THEY 7. Fallen Angel Robbie Robertson 8. Beautiful Truth The Proclaimers 9. Never Let Me Down Again D oeche Mode 10. Peace Train 10,000 Maniacs

This chart complied from the playlists of WVFI-AM640 as of Nov. 17 Wednesday, November 18, 1987 Business page 9 Regulations, expenses and ads An 600 all part of running food sales Explosion by RENEE GAU and These regulations, however, tions at each dorm. JULIE CASKO do not solve all of the prob­ Morrissey finds it hard to of Trading Business Writers lems. One of the guidelines get Farley residents to pur­ calls for “adequate refrigera- , chase from food sales. “A lot (in millions of 400 Editor’s Note: This is the tion and freezer storage of the girls here are health first in a series of three arti­ space” and yet the food sales conscious. Our biggest seller shares traded) cles investigating the food in Pangborn, St. Ed’s and is Diet Coke,” she said. 10/ 5 160 sales operations in six wo­ Lyons have just enough room Competition is also a prob­ 10/ 7 170 men’s and six men’s dorms. for one decent size lem facing many of the 10/12 145 When most people think of refrigerator. smaller, centrally located food sales they think of a With these problems it is dorms. St. Ed’s Food Sales 10/14 205 good excuse for a study obviously difficult to run a mangers, Scott Lechner and 10/19 605 break, a place both to so­ competitive business which Greg Buelock, must contend 10/21 450 cialize with friends and to can serve the needs of the with competition from the 10/26 310 satisfy their late night students. And yet the nearby Huddle. 10/28 280 munchies. Most people do not managers find ways to com­ 11/ 2 180 realize, however, that behind promise and cut corners. The majority of managers the food counter is a genuine Beth Rosa, co-manager of do not promote their food business enterprise, the prod­ Lyons Hall Food Sales, sees it sales ouside of the dorm. uct of many arduous hours as an educational “Advertising in the dorms,” Source: The New York Stock Exchange given by managers and entrepreneural experience. however, “is very impor­ employees. And, as with any “Working in Lyon’s Food tant,” said Ed Kelly, co­ business, they keep inven­ Sales has become a learning owner of Holy Cross’ fondly tories, pay bills, create sales process in both finance and named ‘Pigpen’ food sales. and specials, earn revenue accounting,” she said. Kelly jokes that one technique Cheapest air fares and encounter regulations. Chuck Bower of Grace Food is to specialize in female The regulations spring from Sales sees it as a chance to employees. “The girls lure a history of problems sur­ develop managerial skills guys down.” he said. to the Cotton Bowl rounding food sales. while contributing to the im­ Many managers have found nr That Cotton-pickin’ selection committee has the Irish About five years ago, said provement of the dorm. that even with cutting prices, venturing to Dallas for New Year’s Day. As a service to our Michael McCauslin, director “Managing (Grace Food advertising and offering spe­ readers, we are providing air fare prices to Dallas, and hotel of the D epartm ent of Envi­ Sales) has been a great expe­ cials, profits are not easy to information for the Dallas-Fort Worth area. ronmental Health and Safety, rience,” he said. come by. Revenue generated Travelers must keep in mind that the availability of seats the sanitarium found many The University and the from sales sometimes just and times is limited due to the holiday season. In most cases, plumbing and electrical prob­ dorm rectors do protect the barely covers costs. one has 24 hours to buy the ticket after making a reservation. lems in a number of the food sales operations. For The biggest cost is inven­ All prices include round-trip airfare. dorms. Some food sales, for example, if managers run a tory. Many managers pur­ American, Braniff, and United have flights available from example, would use a single food sales into debt, as hap­ chase their food from dis­ Chicago, New York and Los Angeles leaving Wednesday, outlet to plug in a microwave pened at Morrissey’s last tributors who offer lower Dec. 30, and returning Jan. 3. American has the lowest fares: oven, a small pizza oven and year, the dorm will undoubt­ prices and less hassle. Other from O’Hare for $227, LaGuardia $218, LAX $238. United a freezer. This overload edly help start operations major costs are employee checks in with $297, $268 and $328, respectively. Braniff’s created an electrical fire haz­ anew. wages and rent. Rent varies sam e flights cost $327, $358 and $378.______ard. Managers do not have “ul­ from dorm to dorm, with Since then, both the Univer­ timate” responsibilities like some having none to others Wholihan and sity and the dorms have real business managers. They paying $750 per semester for taken steps to improve this have the freedom to make equipment and space. Murray situation by funding renova­ mistakes, learn from them Because some food sales tions of the basements. and still be assured of a con­ managers are under contract Business Briefs The University also tinuing business. Also, unlike with their dorms and other publishes a pamphlet a fully organized enterprise, are not, there is a difference Northwest Orient has competitive prices if you are willing delineating the rules for “a dorm food sales honor either in how profits must be dis­ to leave on New Year’s Eve and return Monday the fourth. safe operation of Residence very simplified business con­ tributed. Some managers, Bowl fans can fly from Chicago for $227, New York for $198 Hall Food Sales.” Among the tracts or verbal contracts and such as St. Ed’s and Walsh’s and Los Angeles for only $218. variety of guidelines, they none file tax forms. receive all the profit, while Eastern’s flight from Chicago costs $297. An Eastern forbid such things as selling “Food sales is a very, very others such as Dillon’s, traveler can depart on December 30 and return on January canned or home prepared small scale business but it is Howard’s and B.P.’s are 4. food and the use of grills, easy to see from running it obligated to share the profit Delta has the lowest Chicago-Dallas fare for Wednesday- griddles or deep fat fryers. how a large-scale business with the dorm Hall Council. Sunday travelers. This flight will only set you back $207. Also, food sales managers would work,” says Nolene The opportunity to make a However, to obtain Delta’s best LaGuardia and LAX fares, cannot remodel of make addi­ Morrissey, co-manager of profit and gain practical busi­ Irish fans can leave Wednesday, but must return Monday. tions of equipment (ie. Farley Food Sales. Although ness experience are the two The New York flight costs $228. The L A. fare is $288. freezers, ovens) without the the goal of all food sales is to major incentives for students Local Irish fans can fly Piedmont from South Bend to Dal­ approval of the Department maximize profit, the ability to to undertake the operation of las for $258. There are three flights leaving South Bend Wed­ of Health and Safety. To in­ do so is limited by the dorm’s dorm food sales. Of course, nesday, with a return on Monday the fourth. sure that managers uphold size, location and equipment. as Maria Gonzalez, manager There are still plenty of hotel rooms available for New these regulations, the Univer­ Each food sales manager is of P.E. Food Sales, admits, Year’s weekend. Ramada Inn’s Arlington location rents four- sity conducts semester in­ presented with problems “It will look good on a person rooms for $52 a night. spections. arising from the unique situa­ resum e!” Comfort Inns’ nearest location is in Garland, about 15 miles from downtown Dallas. Four-person rooms will go for $54 per night. A Survey of Foodsales Facts & Stats The Irving Sheraton consists of rooms with king-size beds, with a limit of two people per room. The rates are $75 or $59 a night. Quality Inn has rooms available at its Irving location for $52 a night. The rate of these four-person rooms drops to $35 per night after January 1. I ! I i 11 ! 11 * i S nr Looks like we’ll be seeing less of Spuds MacKenzie in $150 $200 $ 500 $ 25 $300 $750 $ 300 the future. Rent /sem /mth --- — /sem --- /mth /mth /sem --- /sem --- Critics have attacked Anheuser-Busch for selling Spuds shirts, posters and stuffed dolls. The critics maintain that Number 25 16 through selling these products Anheuser-Busch is promoting Employed 7 19 5 (25 10 (5 11 3 1 9 4 6 beer drinking to children. subs) subs) According to a source close to Anheuser-Busch, the com­ pany is planning on scaling back the use of Spuds to promote O pen Bud Light beer. This decision is not completely due to Spud’s 23 (hours/wk) 15 23 20 28 11 24 34 24 11.5 19 5 critics however. Anheuser-Busch also believes that the dog’s appeal may also be warning. Gross Sales or The Last Word- Charlie York, a bond trader with (per day) Salomon Brothers, commenting on getting a job in the se­ $55 $200 $60 $625 $125 $30 $100 $125 $90 $80 $60 $70 curities industry: “I’ll be honest with you. There’s the pre- October 19th M arket and the post October 19th Market, and Dorm you have to be realistic about your chances in this business Shares No No Yes Yes No Yes Yes No* No No No No right now.” I guess this means that these writers will be Profit wearing name tags and will be uttering, “Would you like * if exceeds $5,00 Oproftl fries with that?” at their jobs next year. Wednesday, November 18, 1987 page 10 The Observer

The Oh— eer Notre Dame office, located on the third floor of LaFortune Stu­ dent Center, accepts classified advertising from 10 a.m_ until 4 p.m., Monday through Friday. The Observer Saint Mary's office, located on the third floor of Nagger CoUge Center, accepts classifieds from 12:30 p m until 3 p.m., Monday through Friday. Deadline for next-day classifieds Is 3 p.m. All classifieds must be prepaid, either In person or by mail. The charge is 10 cents per five Classifieds characters per day.

LOST CAMERA MUST SELL ROUNDTRIP AIR. FROM To the guy wearing a cap on HEY MISSY, REMEMBER THAT ONE John, NOTICES CANON SURE SHOT SBN.-NYC LV.SAT. DEC19 RETURN the 11th floor of the library last Tuesday DAY IN FRONT OF ALUMNI WHEN If you see me around the yard, putting I MAY HAVE LEFT IT ON ND SHUTTLE SUN JAN11 E1791 night (Nov 10th). You were sitting on the YOU MADE AN "EXPLOSIVE" STATE­ my groceries away, shoot me. Kill me. THU RS. 114 2. IF YOU SAW IT OR ...... floor of aisle DS 1 A8 to DS 36 19. I was MENT? WELL, AS YOUR ROOMATE, I Push m e off a clift, run m e over with a HAVE IT, I REALLY NEED IT BACKIII AIRLINE TIX TO NEWARK NEW JER- the girl in the black coat and blue scarf REALLY "PEELED" FOR YOU BE­ TYPING AVAILABLE truck, do w hatever it takes! I LIVE IN IT HAD ALMOST A FULL ROLL OF SEY T-GIVING BREAK. VERY CHEAP. staring at you from the elevators. Who CAUSE YOU REALLY MUST HAVE HELL! I LIVE IN HELL! 287-4082 are you? If interested, respond here.-RB FILM IN ITI PLEASE CALL NINA AT CALL WOODY AT 1644 FELT LIKE A LOO-SAHIIIII... SEE -YAM!! Brian X4570 ...... FOR SALE PLANE TIX TO HOUSTON POOKY Happy B-Day. Hopefully I can TYPINGWOAD PROCESSING ...... HOBBY DEC 17 CHEAP! GREG X1177 have a small part of your special day. I’ll CALL CHRIS IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE GOR­ LOST: RED RIMMED FOSTER ...... promise dinner if you promise to bring YOU: 234-8997 GEOUS DARK HAIRED WOMAN G RANTS-BEFORE,DURING,MAYBE Roundtrip ticket Southbend-LA Dec. 19- "Dessert"! Love Always, A C. DRESSED IN GREEN & WHITE, EVEN AFTER BAMA GAME? I DON'T -Jan. 12 $275 call Laura at 1290. I met you after the game at my tail­ STANDING ALONE IN THE 1st FLOOR KNOW, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ...... I need a ride to Trenton area for Th. gater. Needleee to eay, my mind was Wordprocessing-T yping break. Call Ed at 283-1602 HALLWAY OF O ’SHAG LATE MON. AF­ THE GAMEI X4333 FOR SALE: 1 WAY TICKET TO a bit shot. I went through all of the T's 272-8827 TERNOON, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW ...... NEWARK N.J. FORM SO. BEND AIR- In the phone book and I can't remem­ THAT I WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL WE LOST: ORANGE NERF BALL DURING PORT ON WED. 11-25 P.M. CALL Need ride for two to northern N.J. for ber your name. I found you and lost MEET AGAIN. I WALKED BY 3X (TWICE BAMA GAME. GIVE IT BACKI IT WAS BILLY AT 283-3549 Thanksgiving.Will leave whenever. Only you. Help. TYPING INTENTIONALLY) & SAID HELLO. RE­ A GIFT FROM MY 98 YEAR OLD ...... need ride there. Call Kevin £1496 277-8131 or 237-1949 MEMBER?! I HOPE SO, FOR MY G RANDMOTHER 1 SHE'LL BEAT THE Round trip trom Detroit Metro to San Fran SAKEI-TTTG HELL OUT OF ME IF SHE FINDS OUT $150 Leave Dec 26-Return Jan 4 277- CILA/Mexico Project meeting Wednes­ I LO ST IT I X4333 5230 day, November 18, 7:30 p.m. at the Cen­ MARISSA’S TYPING 277-2724 NIGHT; ter for Social Concerns. All welcome. Call Two wild and crazy girls need a ride to 277-1051 DAY. Penn S tate will share expenses and even NOV. 24,1966 A STAR IS FOUND-Zen and the Art ol Motorcycle '78 HONDA CIVIC AUTOMATIC, REG. Mike at x1049 or Dan at 271-0804 for find a place for you to crash.Call 3352. BORN FOR IN THE LITTLE TOWN Maintenance. Mon. pm. on South Quad GAS, LOW MILEAGE, NEW BATTERY, questions. EXPERT TYPING SERVICE. CALL OF CLARENCE. MARY LOU AND by the center bushes across from KolC. $1,000. CALL 272-1686 OR 267-4705. MRS. COKER, 233-7009 Throw your homework onto the fire. -The JAMES LAHREN GAVE BIRTH TO A Steve X4772 ...... BUCKIE LOVES Sm iths LITTLE WEED-PICKER AND THEY DUCKIE DUBBED HER "LEE ANN" (BETTER DAN CAHILL Thanks for the personal. KNOWN AS MISSY). TO THIS DAY, NEED RIDE TO PITTSBURGH OVER You’re soooo beautiful! SHE HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO HOLD THANKSGIVING BREAK. WILL TICKETS D ear Aunt Florence: Thank you for finally A JOB, REFUSE A COOKIE, OR TURN SHARE USUAL. CALL KEVIN AT 239- FOR RENT coming to see me this weekend ! I DOWN A SYR DATE. BUT THAT LITTLE 5303. 1 REALLY appreciated having you here. WEED-PICKER IS DETERMINED TO HAPPY BIRTHDAY K.K.I BECOME A STAR - SO COME PARTY Love always, MM I HATE YOUR GUTS! WITH HER ON NOV 23 AT SENIOR Lease this 2BR apartment now for spring NEED GA S FOR PENN STATE. 272- Holiday Jobs -N.D. & S.M.C. Take home LOVE, THE WOMAN OF YOUR BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! sem ester and move in anytime. $ 32&tno. MISSY LAHREN'S BIRTHDAY IS ON a resume to help with holiday job-search. 6306. DREAMS includes utilities. Call 232-9239. NOVEMBER 24th-get excited! Go to Office or phone appointments--$25-$40. NEED GA S FOR PENN STATE. 272- Senior Bar on Nov. 23 to celebrate the KEY CAREER SERVICES -282-1697. Now showing for 84/68-&1/89 lease. 6306. occasion! ATTENTION MISSY: 1) "I Figured out 6BR, 2 bath house on bus line. Call 232- why I'm not attracted to him anymore... WINTERFEST 9239. PENN ST TIX FOR SALE. 282-2977 HELP!!! Need ride to Penn St. this if he would have just left with a kiss good­ WINTERFEST weekend!!I Can leave anytime. Will share night... but no, he gave me everyth­ SENIORS SENIORS SENIORS WINTERFEST I AM SUBLEASING MY APARTMENT For Sale: 2 Spyro Gira tix Call 283-1063 expenses. Please call Sue X1451!!! ing...He w as just too easy!!!" 2) "Is it O.K. SENIORS SENIORS SENIORS WINTERFEST SENIORS SENIORS SENIOR LOCATED AT 820 NOTRE DAME AV.. for a deal that won't suck. to kiss a guy on a school night?" THANKS CHRISTMAS FORMAL FRIDAY, IF INTERESTED, PLEASE CALL RESORT HOTELS, Crulsellnes, Air­ FOR ALL YOUR ADVICE "LITTLE MIS"- DECEMBER 4 AVOID THE RUSH AND XAVIER AT 288-8923. Need ND-Penn State tickets. Call Bill at lines & Amusement Parks NOW ac­ --LOVE, your roomates. Hello? Yeah, I just cepting applications for sum m er jobs, SHOP NOW FOR YOUR x4364. wanted to talk to you "about last night..." Internships and career positions. For DATESimimmm t h a t s t h e LITTLE MIS—HAPPY 21st BIRTHHDAY K.M. WEEKEND AFTER TURKEY BREAK. coming up soon...Nov. 24!!!! I NEED PENN ST TIX MIKE 1741 Information & application; write Na­ This is for the loudest COXSWAIN out HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY, PHREDIE! tional Collegiate Recreation, P.O. Box SENIORS SENIORS SENIORS there (with no voice left) Good Luck in MOM, DAD, MARAY, MISSY, VICKI 8074, Hilton Head Island, SC 29938. SENIORS SENIORS SENIORS NEED PENN ST. TlX's caLL 4793 Philly and keep smiling, I’ll be thinking of AND DIANNE. SENIORS SENIORS you. —from an admirer who wishes he could spend more time with you! WANTED SPRINGBREAK '88 Campus -Sorority -Fraternity Rep Mike P How was Northwestern—or N.D. & M.S.U. It is declared that the passport No. Organize 7 Day Selling Charters Ky.??? Did the tanning booth w ork??? Lima D„ 670678 issued by People’s Republic of Ft. Lauderdale to Bahamas Aunt Flo Thanka for a wonderful weekend! You China is abolished. NEEDED: PRINTER; EXPERIENCED, PERSONALS Commission & Free Cruise are the only girl In the world for this PART-TIME EVENINGS. FOR A.B. DICK Call Captain Williams SPARTAN. 360 PRESS AND BINDERY. HOURLY 1650 SW 23rd Terrace, Ft. Lauderdale All my Love, AND BONUS. CALL 289-6977. Roses are red, W AKE UP! 33312 Violets are blue, Brad S. (305) 583-0202 Anytime I NEED A RIDE HOME FOR THANKS­ Now that we re ALL so excited, LOST/FOUND GIVING NEAR SENECA. ILLINOIS. ITS Tell us, Tom M. who? PLEASE HELP ME! I NEED TO SEE MY SMALL, SO IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD HEY Y'ALL I have 1 plane ticket to Atlanta FAMILY AGAIN. I NEED A RIDE TO OF IT, IT'S BETWEEN JOLIET AND OT­ OAR HOUSE: COLD BEER & LIQUOR, via Chicago O'Haire leaving Tuesday the CHAMPAIGN ILLINOIS FOR THANKS­ TAWA W EST ON ROUTE 80. CALL CARRY OUT TO 3 A.M. U.S. 31 N., ONE 24th from Southbend Airport at 7:45 and GIVING I WILL PAY DEARLY. CALL FOUND:Camp Beverly Hills sunglasses KATHY AT 3590 IF YOU CAN HELP. BLOCK SOUTH OF HOLIDAY INN. arriving in Atlanta around 11:00. I have DEAR KEVIN, TOM X3163 P S . I'M NOT BAD in the Engineering building. Call Siobhan a test at 8:00 Tuesday and need to sell HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LOOKING. at 288-5229. WANTED: RIDER TO WISCONSIN 12-3 it. It's a $300 flight, but call Matt D. at LOVE & HOGS, to 12-6. 272-4814. 1155 and make an offer. DAD & MOM PLEASE give Celestina and her room­ LO ST-I LOST MY ROYAL BLUE VUAR- SURPRISE YOUR FRIENDS mate a ride to Northern Jersey Thanks­ NETS SATURDAY AT THE BAMA Help!!! Make the careertife choice that no one The 11th Commandment: XI: Thou shalt giving! Can leave after 10am on 11-24, GAME. THESE SUNGLASSES HAVE I need ride for TWO to: ever thought y o u would make. Opportu­ HATE MIAMI! and will help with e xpenses, and will bring SERIOUS SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO Washington DC area for nities for doing the work that y o u want TO CHRIS FROM NYC cookies. Call at £3468. ME, SO I DEFINITELY WILL MAKE IT Thanksgiving reunion at homeI able to do. The Maryknoll Missioners: A con­ Do you want to maul Miami? Do you want How can you leave us at a time like WORTH YOUR WHILE IF YOU CALL to leave Tues. night temporary, professional response to the to bill the C an es? Buy the official Hate this? We'll miss your wonderful geeky What do you call Miami's Athletic Direc­ AMY AT £271 -0575 TO RETURN THEM. or Wed. morning. Will share usual • problem s and people of the 20th and 21 st Miami button:call 1310 to order one outlook on llfe-gand your long tor? Warden SENIMENTALLY I WILL BE BETTER Please call Susan at 283-3838 Centuries by Roman Catholic Priests, flaming red hair! Love, OFF, WHILE MONETARILY Brothers and Sisters. Ride N eeded to U.of Illinois THIS The Twins DANNY BOY, I'm still up for Denny's, but $$$$$$$$$$ YOU'LL BE MUCH BET-...... CALL: WEEKEND Nov.20-22 Will Pay Call Lynn xxxooo the revelation of "harrowed" secrets TER OFF!! PLEASE CALL AMY AT I need a student to create a collage of Father Skip Flynn *4297 worries me. It could get embarrassing.... £271-0575. old newspaper clippings. I will pay the (312) 787-8496 Be careful, huh? JA ...... :...... right person handsomely. Need for HELP FOREIGN RELATIONS Give a To the tall guy in the w indbreakerw hat LOST: NOTRE DAME CLASS RING; Christmas. Call Debbie 277-3857 Peruvian a ride to Cleveland for Thanks­ color skirt & hair? WTS INITIALS INSCRIBED REWARD ...... GAYS AND LESBIANS AT NDSMC giving!! Call Rosi at 3688 To all the special people who helped me OFFERED PLEASE CALL 271 -0480 N eed ride to Downers Grove, IL for break. SUPPORT -EDUCATION -SOCIAL celebrate my 19th: Thanks for the BEST ...... Mike 4607 FOR CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION. ANYONE GOING TO birthday, I'll never forget it(well maybe LOST: BLUE O P. WALLET CONTAIN- ...... WRITE TO BLOOMINGTONMU THIS WEEKEND? THE LAST ISSUE OF THE OBSERVER BOX 194; NOTRE DAME, IN 46556 only parts of it). Love, Gretchen ING DRIVER’S LICENSE OF TIM BALTIMORBOC -NEED RIDE -1222 CAN I HAVE A RIDE? ANGIE 284-5083 BEFORE BREAK IS MONDAY, NOV. GRIEVE AND AROUND $40 SOMETIME ...... 23. DEADLINE FOR CLASSIFIEDS Shakespeare: Thank you for the birthday SAURDAY 11/14. IF FOUND, CALL Mario LeMieux's protege needs a ride to PLEASE DRIVE ME HOME FOR FOR THAT ISSUE IS 3 PM, FRIDAY, w ishes. Sorry about the other night. Love, JOHN AT x3111. Pitt on Tue., 11/14! To help, call Al at TURKEY. CHICAGO OR WEST. NOV. 20. G retchen ...... -3579. (Will split costs) WHY NOT ORDER A BIRTHDAY CAKE BURBS PATTY SMC 407I. LOST(?):MEN’S GOLD SEIKO WATCH...... FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE? WAY TO GO ST. JUDE NOV. 12, 4:00-6:30 PM, BETWEEN OIL- RIDE NEEDED to MNPL&ST. PAUL OR CALL 283-2359 TODAY OR LOOK FOR DESPERATELY NEED RIDE TO MIAMI Roundtrip ticket Southbend-LA Dec. 19- LON AND ACC COURT 1. BELIEVE TO MADISON. Anytime after 9:30 AM Tues. WEDNESDAY'S AD OF OHIO THIS WEEKEND.CALL ROSIE -Jan. 12 $275 call Laura at 1290. HAVE BEEN "BORROWED" FROM Nov 24. Call 4016 ask for Jerry SMC-C5201 JACKET ON COURT 1. GRADUATION ...... DAN, YOU’RE SO STUPID GIFT: PLEASE RETURN! REWARD! NO HELP! Ride needed to Harrisburg, PA LLEX ECDC BOOK FAIR Early Childhood De­ ?’S ASKED. MATT X1629. for Thanksgiving. Can leave as early as FOR SALE: 1 WAY TIX TO NEWARK REACH velopm ent Ctr, Havican Hall, SMC: ...... Monday noon. Will share expenses. Call N.J. FROM SO. BEND AIRPORT ON out to your friends abroad 7:30am-5:15 pm,Nov. 18-25. Award win­ LOST: Two jackets were lost (or taken) Mike 2037 or 2038. ning, quality books for WED 11-25 PM. CALL BILLY AT 3549 RIDE NEEDED to ST LOUIS for Thanks­ Saturday from a tailgater behind the with a personal ad in giving break. Will pay any expenses. Call preschoolers-grade 6, also parenting & FOREIGN RELATIONS' REACH Chuck £1784. backstop on Green Field. One was white NEED ride to NEW ENGLAND teacher books. This fundraiser will supply with blue sleeves and the other was dark NEWSLETTER for Thanksgiving break ECDC classrooms with additional library grey with a red lining. If you happened Will drive and pay $$ only 50 cents for up to 20 words 11 buy a s m any 20-word blocks a s you like!! materials. Great for holiday gifts! Checks IRISH IN THE ORANGE BOWL? ONLY to pick either of them up, please call Jim Call Steve 1725. SAILING CLUB preferred. WITH YOUR HELPI CALL (301) 642- at 1459. write your ad, put it WITH YOUR MONEY MEETING in an envelope in Mary Bergecforeign 1515 OR (301) 221-3545 FOR O-BOWL 6:30 tonight ANGELA WIMMER""" Just re­ Relations' mailbox and we'll do the rest. 204 O 'Shsg MISSING: My friend cam e in from out of HELP!! m em ber IF ALL ELSE FAILS. .. Love, an HEAD OFFICE. TELL 'EM WHO YA town and som eone took his size 46 denim I need a ride to Penn State. Tie me to WANT 2 persons in need of ride to Albany,NY admirer coat from the coat room at Senior Bar. the roofrack or throw me In the trunk. for turkey break. Got room, call Mo 284- If you have it please call me so I can get OHHHHHHHH BABY!!!!!! I'M NOT JUST I'll help pay expenses. Anne £2126 Kathy Rodman and Jim Guinan of GIRLS BEWARE: The BIG TUNA it back to him and restore ND’s good 5409 GEEKED, I'M FREEKEN GEEKEDIIIII Madonna House Apostolate will be at the CAHOONA turns 19 today,and he is on nam e. Mike 271-0573. NEED RIDE TO LOUISVILLE Center for Social Concerns Wednesday, the loose Happy B-day TC for break. Can leave Mon. or Tues., PARTY IN THE CEMETERY? NEEDED TO ROCHESTER NY FOR November 18, at 8:00 p.m. to discuss BLUE BACKPACK LOST FRIDAY, return Sun. call Chris st £3810 I WOULD NOT BE CAUGHT DEAD THHANKSGIVING CALL JOHN 2236 "Spiritual Realities and Social Concerns ". SOUTH DINING HALL. LAW BOOKS. THERE!! will help with expenses Modanna House Apostolate is a group SOPHOMORES CALL JOEL 234-9356. NOT ONCE 11 of committed lay persons and priests 1990 NOT TWELVE TIMES! working with institutions by becoming in­ CHICAGO TRIP LOST: AQUA MARINE WITH DIAMOND POST ADVERTISING MATERIALS ON volved in the everyday lives, concerns SECOND CITY SHOW SPRING BREAK '88 RING & AMETHYST ENGAGEMENT CAMPUS. WRITE: COLLEGE DIS­ SHOPPING SOUTH PADRE ISLAND and cares of the poor. RING BY THE STADIUM ON SUNDAY. TRIBUTORS, 33 PEBBLEWOOD SITE SEEING Maureen Kline-Your Secret Friend IF FOUND PLEASE CALL HEATHER Roundtrip Air -Chicago -Harlingen w ishes to set up an interlude Please send TRAIL, NAPERVILLE, IL 60540. W elcom e to the 20th decade KRISTIN YOU NAME IT 284-5182. March 12-19 -$280 an ad if interested . . . $40 Non-Refundable deposit due to: CONNOLLY!! Happy Birthday and good DOES ANYONE HAVE 3 MIAMI TICK­ luck in Philly! ETS THEY’D LIKE TO UNLOAD? CALL Travelmore Office In LaFortune by Dear Gorgeous Blonde: I noticed you too JEANETTE AT 2646 OR 4693. Nov. 25. last weekend, but it wasn't your biceps I Cash or Local Check ONLY SOPHOMORES was looking at! (It was your ladies' ATTENTION!!!!!!! HELPHIHI ...... Mondays -8:30 am -7 pm CHICAGO SIGN-UPS LEPRECHAUN SWATCH) let’s get to­ PLEASE!!!!!! ATTENTION III MY OKAY MISSY -YOU CAN STOP DROP­ Tuesday-Friday -8:30 am-4:45 pm TODAY 2-4 P.M. gether and I'll let you feel my quartz BLACK LEATHER JACKET WENT PING ALL THE STUPID HINTS -WE YES TODAY 2-4 p.m. movement. I know I can get into your HOME WITH SOMEONE ELSE FROM KNOW WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY IS - YOU CAN GO WITHOUT "U.N.D -wear". And don't worry, my timing AN OFF-CAMPUS PARTY FRIDAY HAVING YOUR MOM CALL US FROM I NEED A RIDE TO EVANSVILLE, IN., GOING TO SEE SECOND CITY won't be off I -The ND Guy NOV. 1 3 .1 LOVE THIS JACKETI IT WAS FOR SALE THE PHILLIPINES WAS UNNECES­ FOR THANKSGIVING. IF YOU ARE $15.00 WITH S.C SHOW A GIFT FROM VERY SPECIAL SARY -DON'T WORRY WE REMEM­ GOING TO OR NEAR THE $10.00 WITHOUT PEOPLE. I MUST HAVE IT BACK- BER OUR FRIENDS BIRTHDAY'SI CAN EVANSVILLE AREA, PLEASE CALL PLEASEIIII! IF YOU HAVE THE YOU SAY THE SAME? NAY NAY I ROUND TRIP TICKET FOR SALE FOR SALE: AIRLINE TICKET. BETH, £2601. I WILL SHARE EXPEN- SAYIII DEPART 25 NOV. S B. 1:09-NEWARK JACKET, CALL ME: LIZ £288-9016. WASH. DC to SOUTHBEND, JAN. 10. SIVES. N.J.5:27 RETURN 29 NOV. NEWARK THANK YOUIIIII! CHEAP. CALL 277-8264. SOPHOMORES 6:30-S.B. 10:00P.M. PRICE-$250 CALL TOM M.-Roses are red, Violets are blue, SOPHOMORES 1756 JE FF I'd like to spend more time with you I TO ALL THE MEN THAT MISSY LAH- SOPHOMORES SOPHS HELPI Whoever accidently picked up my PUPPIES REN HAS LOVED OR LUSTED FOR - CHI-TOWN TRIP backpack from South Dining Hall Friday HELP!!! I need ride to central PA for T- Mother German Shepherd I need a ride to Kansas City, MO or (NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR NAME DEC. 5TH BUSES LEAVE 11:30A.M. at lunch-m y life d epends on its return. giving Break. Will share drivin' and Must tlll-out ownership application anywhere within a 75 mile radius. Will ENTRIES -SORRY GUYS!) COME TO RETURN 11:00P.M. It's dark purple. If found please call liz at gas$$$. Great conversationalist! Please Call PETE at 239-5603 or 234-7429 share expenses. Please call Theresa at SENIOR BAR NOV. 23rd AND BUY HER SHOW 8:30 P.M. 2521 call Guy at X1598. It's right along Rte. 2738. A SHOT FOR HER BIRTHDAY! 22!!! N ovem ber 11, 1987 The Observer page 11 Sports Wednesday

Sports Calendar AP Top 20 Sports Lists

Home games In CAPS Sunday AP Top Twenty What College Football Players The Top Twenty college football teams in The no sports scheduled Associated Press poll, with first-place votes in paren­ theses, this season's records and total points. Points Choose as their Major* based on 20-19-18-17 etc. Notre Dame opponents are Italicized. Today Monday 9% Business Women's Basketball vs. Wales (at Men's Cross Country at NCAA Meet LaGrange, Ind.) (Charlottesville, Va.) i5.6% Engineer!ng 1. Nebraska (32) 9-0-0 1.164 2. Oklahoma (20) 10-0-0 1,128 3. M iam i (8) 8-0-0 1,101 | s 3.2% Education Thursday Tuesday 4. Florida State 9-1-0 1.025 Men's Basketball vs. ZADAR no sports scheduled 5. UCLA 9-1-0 958 6. Syracuse 10-0-0 894 [9.5% Physical Education 7. N otre D am e 8-1-0 834 8. Clemson 9-1-0 714 9. LSU 8-1-1 697 """[8 .1% Communications Friday Friday, November 27 10. Auburn 8-1-1 689 11. Michigan State vs. ST. THOMAS Hockey at Canisius 7-2-1 611 12. So. Carolina 7-2-0 530 (|4.2% Social Sciences Swimming vs. FERRIS STATE 13. Oklahoma St. 8-2-0 405 at North Star Conference 14. Georgia 7-3-0 371 15. 13.6% Criminal Justice Tourney T ennessee 7-2-1 332 Saturday, November 28 16. Texas A&M 7-2-0 319 17. Football at Miami Alabama 7-3-0 220 j6 2% Arts/Humanities 18. Iowa 0-3-0 130 Hockey at Canisius 19. Pitt 7-3-0 103 Saturday Women's Basketball at Loyola 20. Indiana 7-3-0 01 [6.4% Natural Sciences Football at Penn State Hockey vs. ST. THOMAS 9.3% Undecided Swimming at Wisconsin-Milwaukee Volleyball at North Star Conference Monday, November 30 O thers receiving votes: Southern Cat80. Wyoming Tourney 49, Penn State 43, San Jose State 38, M ichigan Women's Basketball vs. NORTHWES­ 33, Florida 20, Eastern Michigan 16, A ir Force 6, *A survey of 2,973 Division l-A players Wrestling at St. Louis Open TERN A rkansas 6, Arizona State 3. Source: College Football Association

NBA Standings Scoreboard Basketball Top 20

AP Top Twenty Eastern Conference The Top Twenty college basketball teams in The NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE Atlantic Division Results for Nov. 11 through Nov. 18 Associated Press poll, with first-place votes in paren­ NATIONAL CONFERENCE W L Pet GB theses, last season's records and total points. Points AMERICAN CONFERENCE Boston 6 1 857 based on 20-19-18-17 etc. Notre Dame opponents E ast E ast W L T Pet. PF PA W L W ashington 2 4 333 3.5 are italicized. T Pet. PF PA W ashington 7 2 0 .778 224 152 Indianapolis 5 4 0 556 Philadelphia 1 3 250 3.5 Football 193 140 1. Syracuse (32) 31-7 Dallas 5 4 0 .556 200 202 N.Y Je ts 5 4 0 556 211 186 New Jersey 1 4 200 4 Notre Dame over Alabama, 37-6 1.177 New York 1 5 167 4 5 2. Purdue (6) 25-5 975 Philadelphia 4 5 0 .444 199 233 Buffalo 4 5 0 444 164 224 Central Division 3. No. Carolina (3) 32-4 974 N Y. Giants 3 6 0 .333 160 202 Miami 4 5 0 444 244 211 Chicago 5 1 833 4 Pittsburgh (5) 25-8 946 St. Louis 3 6 0 .333 206 235 New England 4 5 0 444 166 191 Milwaukee S 2 714 5 5. K entucky (6) 18-11 918 Atlanta 4 2 667 1 6. Indiana (6) 30-4 914 C entral C entral Detroit 3 2 600 1 5 Men's Cross Country 7 Kansas (3) 25-11 852 Houston 6 3 Indiana 3 3 500 2 Third place finish at NCAA District IV meet 8 Missouri (1) 24-10 811 Chicago 7 2 0 778 246 160 0 667 223 183 5 4 0 .556 193 197 Cleveland 6 3 Cleveland 2 4 333 3 9 Michigan (2) 20-12 797 Minnesota 0 667 230 131 10. Wyoming 24-10 569 Tam pa Bay 4 5 0 .444 209 182 Pittsburgh 5 4 0 556 177 195 Western Conference 11. Iowa 30-5 510 G reen Bay 3 5 1 389 160 188 Cincinnati 3 6 0 .333 154 186 Midwest Division Women s Cross Country 12. Tem ple 32-4 509 Detroit 2 7 0 .222 159 250 W L Pet. GB Fourteenth place finish in NCAA District IV 13. Louisville 18-14 499 W est W est Denver 4 1 800 m e et 14 Florida 23-11 434 Houston 5 2 714 75. Duke 24-9 430 San Diego 8 1 0 009 192 155 San Francisco 7 2 0 .770 250 200 667 Dallas 3 3 500 1 5 16. Georgetown 29-5 368 Seattle 6 3 0 232 170 237 Utah 3 3 500 1 5 17. Arizona 18-12 353 New Orleans 6 3 0 .667 161 Denver 5 3 1 .611 229 189 San Antonio 3 4 429 2 18 Georgia Tech 16-13 296 Atlanta 2 7 0 .222 130 270 L A. Raiders 3 6 0 .333 183 105 239 Sacram ento 2 3 400 2 19. Oklahoma 24-10 227 L A. Ram s 2 7 0 .222 161 K ansas City 1 8 0 .111 142 265 Pacific Division Volleyball 20. DePaul 28-3 147 L A Lakers 6 0 1 000 Notre Dame over Marquette, 15-5,15-5, 15-1 Other recieving votes: N otre D am e 133, UNLV Portland 2 3 400 3.5 99, Illinois 61. Auburn 53. UCLA 53, New Orleans Monday Night’s Result Sunday's Games Notre Dame over Valparaiso, 15-6, 15-6, 13- L A Clippers 2 4 333 4 Denver 31, Chicago 29 Atlanta at Minnesota 15, 15-8 48, Memphis State 47. Bradley 41, Georgia 41. LSU Phoenix 2 4 333 4 19. Ohio State 19. No. Carolina St. 17. St. John's Sunday's Results Buffalo at N.Y. Jets Seattle 2 4 333 4 Noire Dame over Michigan State, 12-15 15- 13, So. Missisippi 13, New Mexico 11. Brigham Cleveland 27, Buffalo 21 Cleveland at Houston Golden State 1 6 143 5 5 13, 15-13, 15-11 Young 9. Austin Peay 8. Kansas State 7, Marshall Dallas 23, New England 17 (OT) Detroit at Chicago Western Michigan over Notre Dame 15-4 7, Texas El-Paso 7, Arkansas 6, Tennessee 6. Washington 20, Detroit 13 G reen Bay at K ansas City Tuesday s Results 15-13, 15-9 Xavier(Ohio) 6, Miami(Fla.) 5, Clem son 4, Marist 3, Houston 23, Pittsburgh 3 Indianapolis at New England New Jersey 114, Houston 111 Vanderbilt 2, Stanford 1. L A. Ram s 27, St. Louis 24 Pittsburgh at Cincinnati Cleveland 109, Boston 80 Indianapolis 40, Miami 21 St. Louis at Philadelphia Chicago 105, Washington 101 Minnesota 23, Tampa Bay 17 San Francisco at Tampa Bay Milwaukee 120, Golden State 108 Interhall Soccer N.Y. Je ts 16. K ansas City 9 N.Y Giants at New Orleans San Antonio 122 LA Clippers 121 (OT) Swimming Cincinnati 16, Atlanta 10 San Diego at Seattle Denver at Utah, late Men Seattle 24, Green Bay 13 Denver at L A Raiders Portland at L A Lakers, late Alabama 120, Notre Dame 92 DOUBLE-ELIMINATION FORMAT New Orleans 26, San Francisco 24 Miami at Dallas Indiana at Sacramento, late Women N.Y. Giants 20, Philadelphia 17 Monday Night's Game Winner's Bracket S an Diego 16, L A. Raiders 14 L A Rams at Washington Wednesday s Games Alabama 127, Notre Dame 88 Holy C ross 1, Fisher 0 Chicago at Washington OC H oobers 1. Zahm 0 New York at Boston OC Hoobers 3, Holy Cross 0 Golden State at Atlanta Philadelphia at Detroit Loser's Bracket L A Clippers at Dallas Hockey Zahm 2, Planner F.C. 1 (OT) Zahm vs. Holy Cross, Indiana at Denver Florida Citrus Bowl Notre Dame 6, Lake Forest 4 tonight Hall of Fame Bowl Liberty Bowl Utah at Phoenix Championship Notre Dame 4, Lake Forest 2 (OT) J a n u a ry 1,11 a.m . January 2, Noon December 29, 7 p.m. Portland at Seattle OC Hoobers vs. ZahrrvHoly Cross winner, Thursday Orlando, Fla. Tampa, Fla. Memphis, Tenn. ABC-TV NBC-TV Raycom network Irish Volleyball Cotton Bowl Peach Bowl Aloha Bowl January 1, 12:30 p.m. January 2, Noon December 25, 2:45 p.m. PLAYER GP KILLS AVG E TA PCT AST AVG ACES AVG DIGS AVG BS BA AVG Dallas, Tex. Atlanta, Ga. Honolulu, Hawaii CBS-TV Mizlou network ABC network Zanette Bennett 121 486 4.02 144 1081 .316 15 0.12 33 0.27 326 2.69 38 89 1.05 Kathy Cunningham 69 237 3.43 90 595 .247 8 0.12 22 0.32 217 3.14 3 31 0.49 Fiesta Bowl Bluebonnet Bowl Sun Bowl Maureen Shea 122 381 3.12 120 907 .288 45 0.37 24 0.20 277 2.27 26 111 1.12 Ja n u a ry 1, 12:30 p.m . December 31, 8 p.m. December 25, 1 30 p.m. Mary Kay Waller 85 236 2.78 82 549 .281 5 0.06 24 0.28 154 1.81 33 115 1.74 T e m p e, Ariz. Houston Tex. El Paso, Tex. Colleen Wagner 47 101 2.15 61 263 .152 2 0.04 14 0.30 100 2.13 2 14 0.34 NBC-TV Mizlou network CBS-TV Kathy Baker 86 152 1.77 72 482 .166 9 0.10 15 0.17 209 2.43 3 37 0.47 Sugar Bowl Gator Bowl All-American Bowl Whitney Shewman 40 51 1.28 20 175 .177 • 1 0.03 7 0.18 102 2.55 2 6 0.20 January 1, 2:30 p.m. December 31, 1:30 p.m. Gretchen Kraus 52 61 1.17 27 183 .186 13 0.25 5 0.10 58 1.12 4 28 0.62 December 22, 7 p.m. New Orleans, La. Jacksonville, Fla. Birmingham, Ala. Rachel Hall 27 27 1.00 16 74 .149 1 0.04 6 0.22 26 0.96 10 19 1.07 ABC-TV CBS-TV Raycom network Kathleen Morin 41 31 0.76 4 83 .325 350 8.54 11 0.27 78 1.90 3 19 0.54 Rose Bowl Freedom Bowl Taryn Collins 87 61 0.70 13 186 .258 1013 11.64 25 0.29 294 3.38 7 43 0.57 Independence Bowl December 30, 7 p.m. Amy White 77 41 0.53 33 151 .053 131 1.70 17 0.22 130 1.69 7 43 0.65 January 1, 4 p.m. December 19, 7 p.m. Anaheim, Calif. Chris Rosso 5 2 0.40 6 14 -.214 0 0.00 2 0.40 5 1.00 0 3 0.60 Pasadena, Calif. Shreveport, La. Mizlou network Jill Suglich 52 4 0.08 4 14 .000 6 0.12 10 0.19 79 1.52 1 0 0.02 NBC-TV Mizlou network Maria Rhomberg 1 0 0.00 3 10 -.300 0 0.00 1 1.00 2 2.00 0 0 0.00 Orange Bowl Holiday Bowl California Bowl NOTRE DAME 127 1871 14.73 694 4767 .247 1599 12.59 216 1.70 2057 16.20 139 558 3.29 January 1, 7 p.m. December 30, 6:30 p.m. December 12, 3:30 p.m. OPPONENTS 127 1703 13.41 7794952 .187 1433 11.28 201 84 376 2.14 1.58 2115 16.65 Miami, Fla. San Diego, Calif. Fresno, Calif. NBC-TV ESPN network ESPN network ©MJL M@W! • Group Charters & Tours • Card Tables • Restrooms • Radios Sobering Advice • Your DESIGNATED Driver • Tape Players can save a life CARDINAL Think Before You Drink CHARTERS & TOURS DRINKING AND DRIVING Before You Drive * 287-8677 CAN KILL A FRIENDSHIP 401 E. Colfax Suite 212 • South Bend, IN 46617 Wednesday, November 18, 1987 page 12 The Observer Toronto’s Bell wins MVP, narrowly defeats Trammel I Associated Press title before McGwire finished with 49. NEW YORK - George Bell of “He’s got a bad shoulder the Toronto Blue Jays became from carrying the rest of the the first member of a Canadian ball club all summer,” Detroit team to win the American Manager Sparky Anderson League Most Valuable Player said of Bell after the Tigers award Tuesday, beating Alan beat the Blue Jays 1-0 on the Trammell of the Detroit Tigers final day of the season. in the voting. Tram m ell moved to the No. § Bell, also the first Dominican 4 spot in the lineup during to be named MVP, beat the spring training, after the defec­ Tigers’ shortstop by 21 points, tion of free agent Lance Par­ getting 332 points to Tram­ rish. Trammell responded by mell’s 311 in voting by the hitting a career-high .343 with Baseball Writers Association 28 home runs, 105 runs batted of America. in and 205 hits. For winning, Bell will He was the first Tiger since receive a $50,000 bonus from A1 Kaline in 1955 to have 200 the Blue Jays. The outfielder’s hits and 100 RBI. base salary for 1987 was There were no excuses from $1,285,000. Bell after the Tigers swept the Two association m em bers in final three games from Toronto each of the 14 AL cities were in Detroit. eligible to vote. Bell received “They gave me the pitches 16 first-place votes and Tram­ to hit. I missed them,” he said. mell 12. Since becoming a full-time Minnesota outfielder Kirby player with Toronto in 1984, AP Photo The controversy continues at Ohio State Univer­ Puckett was third in the voting Bell has averaged .296 with 33 sity in the wake of the firing of football coach , Rick Bay' Meahwhile, the Buckeyes are with 201 points, followed by homers and 106 RBI. Earle Bruce and the resignation of athletic dlrec- king for a new coach- Boston’s Dwight Evans and He was drafted by Toronto in Milwaukee’s Paul Moiltor. 1980 from the Philadelphia Bell’s outstanding season Phillies organization, despite Ohio State searches for coach was somewhat tarnished by a missing most of that season Associated Press replacement could be found by Mason, a former Ohio State damaging slump in the final with a stress fracture in his the end of the year. linebacker m arried to a former weeks of the season as Toronto shoulder. COLUMBUS, Ohio - No “We would look for, in a new OSU cheerleader, spent six battled Detroit for first place Toronto’s AL East champi­ sooner had it been announced coach, an individiual who years under Bruce as the offen­ in the AL East. onship year of 1985 also was that Earle Bruce had been fired represents the institution sive coordinator at Ohio State. Bell struggled through a 2- Bell’s most controversial. as head football coach at Ohio well,” Jennings said, refusing He also has had coaching stints for-26 finish as the Tigers swept He gave notice to the league State than the speculation in response to a question to say at Ball State, Allegheny, Iowa the Blue Jays in the final three of his power when, in consecu­ began over a successor. that Bruce had failed to do so. State and Illinois. games to win the division. tive games, he hit home runs But, in light of the contro­ Heading the list of prospec­ Asked Monday night if he Bell, who is not always twice over the left field roof at versy swirling around Bruce’s tive coaches are several would be a candidate for the cooperative with the media, hit Comiskey Park in Chicago-the firing by university President form er Ohio State assistants position, Mason said, “If you .308 with 47 home runs, a first player to accomplish that Edward Jennings-and the sub­ and prominent head coaches are asking me if I have an in­ league-leading 134 runs batted feat-and also into the center- sequent resignation of Athletic with Ohio backgrounds. terest in the job, yes, I have an in and 111 runs scored, the lat­ field bleachers 455 feet away. Director Rick Bay in protest- The top contender could be interest in the job. A very big ter three setting club records. He also showed his temper almost as important as who 37-year-old Kent State Univer­ interest. I’ve dreamed of going He also had a .605 slugging on “brush-back” pitches when might be interested are their sity coach Glen Mason. Mason back to OSU some day.” percentage and 16 game- he charged the mound in Bos­ reasons for being interested. took over the Kent State pro­ winning RBIs. ton after a close pitch by Bruce “If it’s a coach who already gram in the spring of 1986, upon Others mentioned as poten­ He staged a season-long bat­ Kison and delivered a drop- has a good job now, then he’ll the sudden death of Coach Dick tial candidates have varied tle with Oakland rookie Mark kick. Bell was suspended for take (the circumstances sur­ Scesniak. He took a 3-8 team in backgrounds. McGwire for the AL home run two games. rounding Bruce’s firing) into 1985 to a 5-6 record and conten­ Marshall University head consideration,” said Michigan tion for the Mid American Con­ coach George Chaump worked coach Bo Schembechler. ference crown. as an assistant for 11 years un­ SHE HAD HER “There are a lot of coaches This year, with one game der the late Woody Hayes and around the country who will remaining, Kent is 7-3, its best is 13-8-1 in his two seasons at FIRST BEER OH jump into any void. They (Ohio record since 1976. Marshall. MOHDAY, AHD State) will have no problem getting a coach, but whoever HOW THE goes in there will have some apprehension. ” SNOW VOLLEYBALL WEEKEHD IS Jennings, however, said he COMIHG! expected not to have trouble a t­ TOURNAMENT tracting a replacement. -play on the quad-in the snow “I’m confident we can at­ tract the finest coach in the -January 16-17 country, and I’m confident that -during Winterfest week we will,” he said. HAPPY 21ST Bruce was fired despite an 80-26-1 record in his nine 1-7 person teams including 2 womei seasons at Ohio State. (no varsity players allowed) Jennings said at a Tuesday THERESA news conference that he -Sign-ups December 2 & 3 in SUB planned to meet with James Jones, the associate athletic office from 12-5 pm director appointed to succeed -limited to 32 teams -$2 per team Bay, to review the process for $m ) selecting a new football coach. -PRIZES Sponsored hy SUB WAWWWVWWVVVW Jennings said he hoped that a The College of Arts and Letters

Lecture on ,//A ,//// vA*'/V'/W ///- V.&/4 - //% Liberal Education for Careers in Business by Whatever the occassion— John D. Madden we’ll decorate a cake that’s right! -birthdays -anniversaries Chief Executive Officer-First national Bank -victory parties -friendly gatherings FREE DELIVERY with 1/4 or 1/2 sheet Board of Trustees-College of Arts and Let ters cake order call 232-8219 Hotre Dame Graduate Wednesday, Hov. 18, 1987 DAINTX MAID 7:30 P.M. Downtown South Bend %/ _ . x x i - v north Village Mall RAKK SUK )M Room223JimAes=Ue,aluBuilding ...... In Sears University Park U r A I \ L r Wednesday, November 18, 1987 The Observer page 13 Sports Briefs Michael Smith, junior guard on the Notre Dame basketball team, suffered torn cartilage and partially torn ligaments in his left knee in practice last Wednesday. No surgery was needed. His knee is in a brace and he is ex­ pected to miss 8-10 weeks. -The Observer

The Equestrian Club will hold a meeting tonight at 8:30 p.m. in room 222 of the Library. All members are required to attend. -The Observer

SMC Turkey Trotregistration forms are due tom orrow at 11 a.m. at the NVA office for ND students and faculty, and at Angela Athletic Facility for SMC students and fac­ ulty. -The Observer A misprint on the 1987 basketball ticket applications incorrectly reported the price of bleacher seats at $54. The correct price is $64.-The Observer

Varsity and novice rowers going to Philadelphia must attend a meeting tonight at 8 p.m. in room 127 Nieuwland Science Hall. -The Observer

O-C Hockey will have its first practice today at 1 a.m. Try to sign release forms at the NVA office before then. -The Observer

The women’s soccerteam will have an indoor game tom orrow at 6 p.m. Meet at the Library Circle at 5:45. Any questions, call Kate at 2904. -The Observer

The Sailing Club will hold a meeting tonight at 6:30 A P P hoto p.m. in room 204 O’ Shaugnessy. All members are encour­ Atlanta forward Ken Willis and Cavalier center night’s pro scores and current standings, see aged to attend. Plans will be made to put away the boats Brad Daugherty battle for a rebound. For last Sports Wednesday, page 11. | and also for winter lessons and activities. - The Observer Items TOYOTA LEADERSHIP AWARD continued from page 16 It appears there will be no deal between the Orange and Cotton bowl games regarding the Notre Dame-Miami winner and loser. The folks in Dallas want Notre Dame, nobody else, to bring in bucks and TV ratings. TV ratings are all the more important this year as the Cotton and Fiesta go head-to-head at 12:30 on Janu­ ary 1 with CBS and NBC, respectively. So Miami has a chance to play for the national champi­ onship again, against the Nebraska-Oklahoma winner. While the odds will say the Hurricanes should win, the od- dsmakers cannot estimate the magnitude of two more impor­ tant numbers. 58 and 7. The first number is the score Miami ran up to crush Notre Dame in Gerry Faust’s last game as head coach. The second number is all the strug­ gling Irish offense could muster in that game. But the 1987 offense does not struggle - it knows how to move the foot­ ball. And the 1987 defense does not let anybody run up the score, even in a friendly card game. If the Alabama game was emotional, the Miami game should be twice that. Not only does Notre Dame have a chance to kill Miami’s hopes for a national championship, it can keep hope for an eighth na­ tional title alive with a win. If MARK GREEN—UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME that is not incentive enough, Toyota honors Mark Green, tailback of the nothing could be. Fighting Irish, as recipient of theToyota Leader­ Over half of this football ship Award for outstanding leadership on the team and student body was playing field, in the classroom and in the here for the embarrassment of community. the 1985 debacle. We rem em ­ Mark Green is awarded theToyota Leadership ber. And so does a certain CBS Plaque and the University of Notre Dame receives commentator who led the Irish a $1,000 contribution to its general scholarship to two national championships fund. in ten years. His tenure is As a leader in automotive quality and perform­ referred to as the Era of Ara. ance, Toyota proudly recognizes and applauds And his words on that infamous student leaders like Mark Green for their extra day in Miami two years ago effort on and off the field. now look like those of a prophet. No matter what bowl Notre Dame plays in on New TOYOTA QUALITY Year’s Day, no matter what WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE! title is at stake, Ara Parseg- ci 1987 Toyota M otor Sales, U.S.A., Inc. hian was right when he said: “From these ashes, a phoenix will rise.” Wednesday, November 18, 1987 page 14 The Observer Top talent found in Midwest beck has 11 lettermen return­ year. Associated Press ing and the race in the Missouri Northern Illinois has four Valley Conference should be starters back plus an outstand­ CHICAGO - If the NCAA bas­ for second place. ing freshman in Donnell ketball championship, won by Wichita State, Illinois State Thomas, and Chicago State ’s Indiana Hoosiers and Tulsa figure to be in the plays its first nine gam es on last season, is to remain in the race for the runner-up spot. the road and the Cougars have Midwest, there are plenty of Wichita State has three return­ only one starter returning in candidates, including the ing starters, led by 6-9 Sasha Laurent Crawford. Hoosiers themselves. Radunovich; Illinois State has Indiana, Purdue, Michigan, three returning starters but Xavier, Evansville and St. Iowa and Illinois will be scram ­ lost Derrick Sanders; and Louis will be in the chase for bling for the championship in Tulsa will bank heavily on the Midwestern City Confer­ the physical and powerful Big Tracy Moore and Don Royster. ence championship. Xavier has * Ten, and Kansas, Missouri and Southern Illinois, with four four starters including Byron Oklahoma figure to be the big starters back, could make Larkin, who averaged 24.8 guys in the Big Eight. some noise. Drake, Creighton points. Evansville has Marty Bradley is clearly the class and Indiana State will bring up Simmons back among five in the sprawling Missouri Val­ the rear. starters and St. Louis has ley Conference, and DePaul DePaul has four starters re­ Monroe Douglass, Roland and Notre Dame are the top in­ turning from Joey Meyer’s 28-3 Gray and Anthony Bonner re­ dependents in the Great Plains. team but Dallas Comegys is turning from a team that won Knight has captured three gone and that leaves a big hole. 25 games last season. NCAA titles but never two in a But this will be a quicker, row. If the Hoosiers can repeat, faster team headed by guard Loyola of Chicago, Butler it would be the first time in the and Kevin Ed­ and Detroit will have prob­ NCAA since UCLA’s streak of wards. lems. f seven titles ended after the 1973 Notre Dame has three re­ Cleveland State and defend­ campaign. turning starters but one is ing champion Southwest Mis­ Knight has , , who could be the souri State head the Mid- Rick Calloway and Keith best point guard in the country. Continent. Mouse McFadden, Smart returning. Remember Rivers led the Irish with a 15.7 with a 21.5 average, leads in * Observer / Suzanne Poch Smart? He made the final bas­ average along with 163 assists Cleveland State. Southwest The ball Is right where the fans want to see It, In the hands of Irish ket in the 1986-87 championship and 45 steals. Missouri has loaded up on guard David Rivers. He and the rest of the Notre Dame basketball game against Syracuse. But Marquette slipped to 16-13 junior college talent to offset team are among the best on the talented midwest basketball scene. Knight will be without Steve Al­ last season and the Warriors the loss of Winston Garland. ■ ■ ■ ALUMNI ford and . might have difficulty matching Northern Iowa has a chance ■ ■ SENIOR »m^S$E$88888888^^88888885@3 “You don’t replace an Alford that mark; Oral Roberts has a to contend, Valparaiso has five Hi o with another player,” said “new” coach in Ken Trickey, starters returning from a Knight. “And don’t lose sight who guided the Titans in the second-division team and Eas­ LUB of what Thomas did. The look early 1970s; and Akron will tern Illinois is building around of our team will be different rebuild around Shawn Roberts. Jay Taylor. Illinois-Chicago from that approach. We will be Dayton will try to improve on has a new coach in Bob Hal- different offensively and defen­ its 13-15 record set by a group lberg. Wisconsin-Green Bay WEDNESDAY sively.” of freshmen. Coach Don could have trouble staying in That normally would give the Donoher’s team has joined the the first division and Western other Big Ten coaches head­ Midwestern City Conference Illinois will find it tough to get LONG ISLAND ICED TEA $1.75 aches and fits. But most of but will not compete until next out of the cellar. them have a cure and there is DOMESTIC DRAFT 50 CENTS plenty of talent, which is one of coscoosocecooeoooscosacicococoacioocoaoaggcccq the reasons the Big Ten is one of the tougher leagues in the country. THURSDAY Purdue has four starters re­ turning in Troy Lewis, , Melvin McCants and AMARETTO SOUR 75 CENTS ; Michigan could have the top guard in the CORONA j u s t $1 country in ; Iowa returns five lettermen includ­ ■ ing Roy Marble; and Illinois FRIDAY LUNCH has a young team headed by newcomers Nick Anderson and Ken Battle, a transfer stan­ START THE WEEKEND OFF RIGHT! dout. Ohio State could be a dark OPEN NOON TO 2 PM horse. Michigan State, Min­ nesota, Northwestern and Wis­ Who are we? 21 I.D. REQUIRED consin carry no title hopes. •Scoocooooooe seoooeocos'coocoocceoccocooooeoc.t returned for his final year and all is well with Kansas and Coach Larry Brown. The 6-foot-10 Manning, with his 23.9 points per game and 9.5 rebounding average, makes the Jayhawks the favor­ ite in the Big Eight. TERRIFIC VALUE But they could have trouble beating out defending cham­ pion Missouri. One reason is , the Tigers’ all-around scoring machine who needed only three years to break Steve Stipanovich’s school scoring record set in four years. Chievous averages 24.1 points and 8.6 rebounds. Another individual standout in the Big Eight is of Iowa State, while at Okla­ homa Coach Billy Tubbs has and Rickey Join us for “BEEFY WEDNESDAY” Grace back plus a bunch of talented junior college trans­ Purchase a 14” Roast Beef Sub and receive fers. an 18” Sub instead at no extra charge. 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The Irish were unde­ and nine losses, the Irish will feated against North Star op­ have a difficult time making ponents during the regular the NCAA tournament. season. Pony Express rides again I he Observer / Suzanne Poch Gretchen Kraus and Mary Kay Waller go up for team, which suffered a tough loss to nationally- a block for the Notre Dame women’s volleyball ranked Western Michigan last night. Outlined against a blue-gray November sky, the Pony Express rode again. In frontier days, that form of communication across the land delivered important messages to men and women of Three battle for IH soccer title the wilderness. But that was only a preliminary. Today, it has reappeared as the Notre Dame backfield, delivering By ROB PIERCE Hoobers are the defending touch on the Hoober s best ef­ champs. NVA probably just fort of the playoffs. an important message to Irish opponents, pollsters, and Sports Writer even the omnipresent bowl representatives. flipped a coin.” “This was the first game we Notre Dame is for real. And then there were three. For thirty minutes, the con­ played with great intensity,” Grantland Rice may have put it differently when he Of the eight team s that test did live up to its billing as said Off-Campus coach Dave made another Irish backfield, the Four Horsemen, a house­ gained a berth in the men’s in­ the team s battled to a scoreless Thompson. “Before, we could hold name with his immortal words over sixty years ago, terhall soccer playoffs, only the tie at intermission. But after win on skill alone, but against but you get the idea. Off- Campus Hoobers, Holy half time, Off-Campus took con­ Holy Cross we came to play.” Cross, and Zahm remain in the trol. Tom Keating headed a The loss drops Holy Cross hunt for the championship. throw-in past Utz, the Holy into the loser’s bracket, where Brian The Hoobers, defending Cross keeper, midway through they will face Zahm, the sixth- champions and second seed, the second half to put the seed and surprise of the O’Gara appear on their way to retain­ Hoobers on the scoreboard. playoffs. Zahm defeated Plan­ ing the title. They were That goal signaled the begin­ ner F.C. 2-1, in overtime, on a Irish Items expected to be tested Monday ning of the end for Holy Cross, pair of goals by Kevin Keeley, night in a matchup against top- who were never able to regroup both assisted by Steve Barth, No more pussyfooting around. No more having to prove seeded Holy Cross but instead, and mount an attack on the for the right to play Holy Cross. themselves. No more unqualified high national rankings. displaying the skill and inten­ Hoober goal. The winner of the Holy Cross- The Irish football team that beat up on Alabama last Sat­ sity that helped them breeze “We seemed to give up after Zahm matchup will then move urday deserves to be where it is-en route to a New Year’s through the regular season the first goal,” remarked Utz. into the final against the Day bowl game and still in the chase for an unprecedented without allowing a goal, they “That took us out of our game. ’ ’ Hoobers. eighth national championship. ran away with a 3-0 shutout. Off Campus kept the pres­ In the final, Off-Campus will Alabama is not a bad football team. Saturday, they were The game was of particular sure on the Holy Cross goal, only need to win once to win not a bad football team. Then why did the Tide get taken interest because of the seeding forcing a defensive error which the championship. However, to the cleaners? Because Notre Dame was an awesome controversy. Off-Campus was resulted in the second score. A because of the double- elimina­ football team. They tackled like a top team is supposed regarded by almost everyone Holy Cross defender attem pted tion format, the Holy Cross- too. They blocked like a top team is supposed to. They as the heavy favorite to suc­ to play the ball back to Utz in Zahm winner will need to beat kicked like a top team is supposed to. And they ran like cessfully defend the champion­ goal, but the kick wetat past him the Hoobers twice for the title. few other football teams in this country can. No wonder ship, but Holy Cross received and into the net. The victory And if the action thus far is any Alabama left Green with envy and Crimson with embar­ the first seed while the Hoobers was clinched with a minute indication, that will be no easy rassm ent. had to settle for the second. remaining on an insurance goal task. Junior tailback Mark Green made the Tide his third “I was surprised we were the by Sean Evers, who headed in “We’ve already beaten consecutive victim of 100-yard games on Saturday with number one seed,” said Holy a long cross from Jim McKeln. both,” said Thompson, “and 149 yards rushing, including a spectacular 74-yard dash. Cross captain Jeff Utz. “The That goal put the finishing we know what to expect.” Not to be outdone, freshman Ricky Watters had a 75-yard romp late in the game. The Pony Express effort of these two, Tony Rice, Tony Brooks, Braxston Banks and Tim Tennis team wraps up fall season Brown has given the Irish an average of 350 yards on the ground in the last five games for 75% of their total yards. Sean O’Brien regards the By CHRIS FILLIO Miami(Ohio), 2-6, 6-3, 6-4. The Any mention of Notre Dame’s success running this year construction of the Eck Sports Writer doubles division saw Kalbas is blatantly incomplete without recognizing what may be and Wenger cruise over the Pavilion as a key to the team’s the best offensive line in the country. Fifth-year seniors success in his last season with Coach Bob Bayliss of the team from Eastern Michigan, Chuck Lanza, Byron Spruell, Tom Rehder and Tom Notre Dame men’s tennis team the Irish. 6-1, 6-1, only to lose to Akeman Freeman will be sorely missed when the young Irish run­ knew last week that competi­ “The new courts will help us and Bendley of Northwestern, ning backs return next fall. tion in the Rolex Regional improve with additional prac­ 6-3, 6-2 in a see saw battle. But the most important thing on the minds of the Irish Qualifier would be tough. tice over the winter. Now we After sustaining a slight hand should not be next year, or even January 1. It’s next week, are able to have matches from Unfortunately, he was right. injury in the doubles match and the week after. January to April and also at­ The tournament, held last Thursday night, Mike Wallace Penn State lost to Pitt last week, 10-0. They are hungry weekend in Bloomington, gave eighth-seeded Malivi tract better schools and to avenge that loss against anybody, especially Notre players,” he said. pitted Irish hopefuls against Washington a tough match Dame, and secure a bid to the Florida Citrus bowl on strong teams from the Big-10 before going down 6-1, 6-3, in a January 2 against Clemson. And, just as a spirited Irish and MidAmerican confer­ According to Baj'iss, close contest closer than the final squad wanted to guarantee a win for the seniors in their ences. Six members of the Irish matches, aggressive tactics score indicated. last home game, the Nittany Lions are anxious to do the squad entered the singles divi­ Nonetheless, the team ends and tough competition were same in their final home contest this Saturday against the sion: Paul Daggs, Sean the fall season with optimism. par for the course dumg the Irish. Notre Dame cannot look past Joe Paterno and Com­ O’Brien, Dave Reiter, Brian Junior Dave Reiter said that past season. However he pany. Kalbas, Mike Wallace and the fall was a good indicator of shares the team ’s optimisi/ for But Coach Paterno and the Lions are targets for the eye Ryan Wenger. Reiter teamed upcoming spring competition the spring season. of an Irish hurricane that is heading east to College Park with Wallace and Kalbas as well as how much work the then southeast to Miami. paired up with Wenger for the team will need. “The future looks good,” sa i1 For the past two years, Notre Dame has been told that doubles competition. “We have some good things Bayliss. “We have a great it was not good enough to leave home on New Year’s Day. Daggs was the only member going for us- great facilities, facility, a good administration, Now, Miami is being told that they are too good to leave to advance in the singles with good freshmen and a highly and a school that sells itself. Of home on New Year’s Day. a 6-4, 6-1 victory over Cartey motivated coach. Hopefully, course academics come first, Richie of Western Michigan, the support from the student but there’s room for both. We see ITEMS, page 13 but then fell to Tim Keller of body will also increase.” will be there one day.”