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By Gersh Kuntzman hadn’t even finished a sen- By Ben Muessig The Brooklyn Paper tence before Chief Judge Jon- The Brooklyn Paper If the seven judges of athan Lippman cut him off, Opponents of a planned high-rise near the foot New York State’s highest pointedly reminding Brinck- of the Brooklyn Bridge in DUMBO sued to stop court have any sympa- erhoff that state and federal the project this week on the grounds that the city thy towards a small courts have expanded colluded with the developer and allowed him to ex- group of landown- the use of eminent pand the perimeter of his project site to take advan- ers suing to block domain over the tage of zoning perks. the condemnation years to include The suit by the nascent DUMBO Neighborhood of their properties economic devel- Foundation names the Department of City Planning, so Bruce Ratner opment as a ra- the City Planning Commission, the City Council, (pictured) can tionale. the Department of Education, and the School Con- build a basketball But Brincker- struction Authority as guilty of improperly allow- arena, they had a hoff parried back ing the development company Two Trees Manage- funny way of show- that such a ruling ment to win a zoning change that paves the way ing it on Wednesday. has never reached the for a planned 17-story project that includes a pub- Almost half of the oral state’s highest court. lic middle school as a sweetener Callan Tom arguments before the Court “There are no opinions to seal the deal. of Appeals — whose ver- [by the Court of Appeals] “There was a concerted ef- dict will either pave the way that hold that economic de- fort to advance this project at for Atlantic Yards or send it velopment by itself is suffi- any cost,” said Gus Sheha, a back to the drawing board cient justification” to con- plaintiff in the case. “When — was consumed by a de- demn properties, he said. Lawyer Matt Brinckerhoff, seen here at an ear- you connect the dots, it’s appar- The Brooklyn Paper / bate over whether the prop- Brinckerhoff did appear lier hearing, made the case for Atlantic Yards ent that people didn’t do their Bernie Henry’s famous pink brownstone on Garfield Place erty owners missed a dead- See YARDS on page 11 opponents on Wednesday in Albany. due diligence for a reason: they is no longer on the market, as the 92-year-old owner bat- line for filing their appeal wanted to pass this.” tles his grandson — who allegedly forged title papers. in the first place. Coming just weeks after the And when they weren’t release of documents revealing that persistently questioning the development’s promised middle school may have plaintiffs’ lawyer Matt /FX:BSETTVJUªMFE failed to meet city standards when the project was PINK STINK Brinckerhoff on the issue By Gersh Kuntzman the NYPIRG/Straphangers Campaign approved earlier this year, the suit alleges that the of whether they should be The Brooklyn Paper and Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn, city officials “failed to fulfill their respective obli- hearing the case at all, they gations to conduct a full, fair and objective exami- Row over rosé rowhouse One day before a climactic court seeks the annulment of that June deal peppered him with questions to sell the Vanderbilt rail yard near the nation of the appropriateness of including a middle about his central argument: hearing that could clear a major legal school as part of the Dock Street Project as well as By Gersh Kuntzman barrier for Bruce Ratner, opponents of intersection of Flatbush and Atlantic The Brooklyn Paper that the Empire State De- avenues with just a $20-million down to conduct a full, fair and objective comparison of velopment Corporation mis- the developer’s residential, retail, office alternative middle school sites.” Don’t believe everything you read: The famous “Pink House” of payment. used its condemnation power and arena mega-project filed another Garfield Place is not for sale. The original 2005 deal with the “All evidence points towards a pattern of coop- to transfer privately owned lawsuit this week, this time challeng- eration (if not collusion) between [the city] and Two Bloggers and even the Daily News were buzzing this week that ing the Metropolitan Transportation MTA gave Ratner control of the Van- properties to Ratner with a Trees,” continued the complaint, which also cited Bernie Henry, who famously painted his classic Park Slope brown- Authority’s mid-summer “sweetheart” derbilt Yards for $100 million, even stone salmon pink in the 1960s, was selling the empty nest and mov- flawed belief that the Atlan- the city’s flip flop over the need for a new middle tic Yards project will spur renegotiation with Ratner. though it had been appraised at more ing to a smaller place nearby. school in the neighborhood. economic development and, The suit, filed on Tuesday in state than $271 million. In the ensuing con- But the house is not on the market, a real-estate source told The therefore, has enough of a Supreme Court in Manhattan by a pan- troversy over that deal, the state passed The DUMBO group also accused the city of over- Brooklyn Paper, because Henry’s grandson is under investigation public benefit to justify the oply of state legislators, plus Council- the Public Authorities Accountability looking zoning regulations that could have halted de- for forging key documents that have put a cloud over who has legal use of eminent domain. woman Letitia James (D–Fort Greene), See SUIT on page 11 veloper Jed Walentas (pictured), whose project, op- ownership of the building. Indeed, Brinckerhoff See DOCK on page 11 The so-called “bubble gum brownstone” has been the talk of Park Slope for decades — but no more so than a month ago, when Henry put it up for sale with an asking price of $2.295 million, said Ger- aldine Griffin of Heights Berkeley Realty, which has removed the listing from its Web site. “It’s a good price for a four-story, three family brownstone,” she Finally! O’Hara beats Hynes! said. “People only know the outside, but there are wonderful Vic- torian details inside. It’ll need new kitchens and bathrooms, but the By Will Yakowicz pears, claims that the [Hynes’s — twice for City Council, three See PINK on page 11 The Brooklyn Paper political] machine went gun- times for Assembly — in the early It took 12 years, but John ning for him and pounced on 1990s. And he had also backed O’Hara finally beat District his change of residency calling candidates who took on Hynes Attorney Charles Hynes. it election fraud.” directly. In a scathing criticism of the O’Hara, who lives in Sun- The conviction was le- longtime DA, a state judicial set Park, was delighted gitimate — O’Hara freely 8IBU committee said last week that to be reinstated to a admits that in 1992 and O’Hara, the only man ever con- profession that he 1993 he did indeed vote has not be able to in his girlfriend’s dis- victed in New York for voting in practice since 1997, trict — making him the wrong election district, was when Hynes began the only person be- the victim of an unjustified, polit- UIF' his assault. sides suffragette Su- ically motivated prosecution be- “Starting over at san B. Anthony to be cause of his support for Hynes 48 feels great,” a bois- convicted of the obscure Train troubles opponents a decade ago. terous O’Hara said as fraud charge. He was dis- “The committee has grave he picked up the official barred, paid a $20,000 are trumpeted doubts that Mr. O’Hara did any- paperwork on Tuesday. fine and did 1,500 hours By Gersh Kuntzman Tom Callan Tom thing that justified his criminal Callan Tom “Great, great, it feels great.” of community service. prosecution,” said the final re- The reinstatement ends one Despite the Appellate Divi- The Brooklyn Paper port by the 25-member Com- of the most bizarre legal sagas sion’s ruling, that conviction The F train is slower, dirtier mittee on Character and Fitness, in state history. stands — and Hynes’s spokes- and less reliable than other lines whose finding was unanimously In 1997, Hynes prosecuted man Jerry Schmetterer was quick in the subway system, the Metro- approved by the state Supreme O’Hara for voting in a then- to point that out on Tuesday. politan Transportation Authority Court’s Appellate Division, The Brooklyn Paper / girlfriend’s election district. “The court upheld his con- finally admitted in a bombshell which reinstated O’Hara as a John O’Hara, the only man in New York State to ever be O’Hara believes he was targeted viction,” Schmetterer said. “We report released last Friday. The Brooklyn Paper file / lawyer on Oct. 6. found guilty of voting in the wrong election district, was by Hynes because he had run believe it, the court believes it, Bolstering what thousands of Finally, the MTA admits it “Mr. O’Hara, accurately it ap- finally reinstated as a lawyer five times against Hynes allies See O’HARA on page 11 See F-TRAIN on page 6 has an F-in problem 7JOUBHF8JMMJBNTCVSHXIJOF Some ’Burgers object to a fancy vino bar on Driggs Ave By Will Yakowicz Avenue tapas bar that has become Danny Hoch — persisted, saying that a mixed message in the form of a tie The Brooklyn Paper the focus of neighborhood ire. the bar will attract binge drinkers, vote — the only non-approval of a very A Williamsburg community board “Finally, experienced operators public urinators and gang violence, long night of rubber-stamping liquor approved a liquor license for a sur- are coming to the neighborhood,” but co-owner Stefan Mailvaganam, license applications. That brought the prisingly controversial upscale wine said board member Mieszko Kalita, who also co-owns Bar Carrera, a liquor license request to the full com- bar that an angry group of residents who chaired a raucous public safety tapas bar in Manhattan, brought in munity board on Wednesday night. has bitterly fought on the grounds committee meeting last Thursday supporters who questioned the op- The approval was conditioned on the that the party neighborhood is over- where dozen opponents clashed with ponents’ motives last week. bar closing at midnight on weekdays Yakowicz Will saturated with watering holes — even 30 supporters. “Custom American Wine Bar will and at 2 am on weekends. though the opponents were silent “We want to welcome them,” attract the opposite of gangs and frat The saga to get a license has con- when 19 other bars were rubber- he added. “With a bar like this, our boys,” said Yann de Rochefort, who sumed four months and $20,000, said stamped for the same licenses. streets are alive and not just closed owns Boqueria tapas bar in Manhat- Mailvaganam and his co-owner Dan
On Wednesday night, Commu- gates. These owners have six liquor tan. “The community board should Lathroum, who particularly objected The Brooklyn Paper / nity Board 1 voted 17–14 to recom- licenses in Manhattan without any encourage places like Stefan’s.” to opponents’ claim that “outsiders” SCUM AND VILLAINY: Dobrivoye Filipovich, landlord of 644 Driggs Ave, was mend a liquor license for Custom complaints.” The Public Safety Committee did have ruined Williamsburg because he removed from the meeting for calling a Brooklyn Paper reporter “scum” and a American Wine Bar — the Driggs Opponents — including actor not fully agree on Thursday, sending See WHINE on page 11 and aide to Diana Reyna “a drug dealer.” Which charge was true? Sloper teaches you how to weed it and eat! By Liz Day who teaches people to make such over there? That’s stinging nettle, shrubs just when the fruit is per- vores instead of mega-consuming for The Brooklyn Paper finds on their own. which can make a shampoo that fectly ripe,” Meredith said. “And omnivores, weeds are even more Epazote is a spiky, turpentine- Before class the other day, the could compete with a Frederic Fek- then there’s also the culinary de- appealing. “There is nothing more scented leaf that flavors Mexican 46-year-old Meredith, a more re- kai treatment. And those huge bur- light of flavors you can’t buy at local, organic and zero-carbon foot- black bean dishes. In a specialty fined version of famous urban for- dock leaves? Use them for burns any store. print than the edible weed grow- store, expect to pay $5.75 for a tiny ager “Wildman” Steve Brill, picked or mosquito bites. “In fact, many professional chefs ing near you. It didn’t need water- pack. wild specimens from cracks in the To Meredith, eating weeds isn’t are actually enthusiastic foragers,” ing, it didn’t need fertilizers.” “Or, you can just pick it out of the sidewalks during a walk through just for impoverished hillbillies. she added, though, thankfully, she Urban foraging is, alas, a lost art tree pit right in front of the store,” Park Slope. That limp green leaf? It’s nutritional and adventurous. did not name names. that Meredith hopes to revive. said Leda Meredith, an instructor It’s mugwort, which some believe “There’s the thrill of the hunt, In an age when more and more “Until very recently people, even at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden helps dreams. That prickly stalk like finding a stand of elderberry people want to be respectful loca- See WEED on page 11 2 FGCH / iÊ ÀÞÊ*>«iÀÊUÊÜÜÜ° ÀÞ*>«iÀ°VÊUÊÇ£n®ÊÓÈäÓxää October 16, 2009 #PPLTNBSUT Grant winner finally opens her Fort Greene tome outlet By Sabrina Jaszi for The Brooklyn Paper From winning a grant from the Brooklyn Public Library, to scouting locations and creating neighborhood buzz, the story of Greenlight Bookstore has been a page turner. Now, after more than two years, the independent bookseller will finally open on Saturday in the heart of Fort Greene. Jessica Stockton Bagnulo’s dream of opening a bookstore — yes, some people still have that dream, apparently — be- gan with a $15,000 grant from the library system in 2007, and has finally culminated in a bricks-and-mortar loca- tion on busy Ful- ton Street called Greenlight Book- store. Her location — in one of the borough’s most literary commu- nities, close to the Brooklyn Acad- emy of Music and far from any real competition, and with 10,000 titles in stock — could help her and co- owner Rebecca Tom Callan Tom Fitting defy the dour trend in bookstores. On one side of the large airy space at the busy
corner of S. Port- The Brooklyn Paper file / land Avenue there Jessica Stockton Bagnulo (left) will be a section and Rebecca Fitting will open dedicated to the their bookstore at Fulton Street performing arts and S. Portland Avenue on Sat- — fitting for a urday. store that’s just five blocks from the BAM. A long, sunlit set of shelves at the front of the store will be dedicated to local authors, a group that has shown overwhelming support for the new independent store. One of them, Brooklyn literary ace Jonathan Lethem, called the store personally to request a reading for his newest novel, “Chronic City” (see interview in GO Brooklyn this week) — before Bagnulo and her crew even began shelving. The store’s fall roster is already filling with events like the Lethem reading, a panel of writers from the New York Re- view of Books on Nov. 18 and blogger/author pairings later in the month. It’s likely that book lovers will turn out in droves at such gatherings, but will they open their wallets? Bagnulo is optimistic. “In tough economic times, a book is a good small in- vestment for anyone,” she said. At least one person is interested in the bookstore’s open- ing. On Tuesday, while Bagnulo interrupted her shelve stocking to answer questions from a reporter, a stubbly man gazed longingly through the front window and asked, “Are you guys hiring?” An opening party will be held on Oct. 24 featuring events for kids at 10 am and an adults-only party at 7 pm at Greenlight Bookstore [686 Fulton St. at S. Portland Av- enue in Fort Greene, (718) 246-0200]. For info, visit www. greenlightbookstore.com. HEALTH, MIND & BODY DENTISTS Park Slope. FAMILY DENTISTRY 245 Fifth Avenue (between Carroll & Garfield) UÊ iÀ}iVÞÊ-iÀÛVi Dr. Andrew Warshaw UÊ«>ÌÊ,iÃÌÀ>Ìà Dr. Sari Rosenwein UÊ,ÌÊ >>Ê/ iÀ>«Þ Dr. Doug Pollack (Bd. Cert.) UÊÕiiÀéÊ*ÀVi>Ê6iiiÀà Pediatric Dentistry UÊ£ÊÕÀ]Ê"vvViÊ i>V } Hours by Appointment UÊ7 ÌiÊ}ÃÊÊUÊ `} UÊÕÀ`iÊUÊ-i>>ÌÃÊUÊ i>}à Sat. & Eve. Available UÊ ÀÜÃÊUÊ À`}iÃÊÊUÊ iÌÕÀià Free Consultation UÊ É-ÕÀ}V>ÊÕÊ >Ài 24 Hour Phone ÊÊÊ`iÃViÌÊqÊ`ÕÌ Service U Financing Available U Insurance Plans Welcomed 789-5700 www.ParkSlopeFamilyDentistry.com
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By Ben Muessig The Brooklyn Paper Park Slope residents claim that Fourth Avenue’s sky- high Vue Restaurant and Lounge isn’t just on the roof — its noise levels are through it! Neighbors say that noise coming from the bar atop Ho- tel Le Bleu is keeping them up past 2 am as often as four nights a week. “There’s the music, but you can also hear the crowd up there, yelling and screaming and singing,” said Steve Shep- ard, who has lived near the corner of Fourth Avenue and Fifth Street for five years. Over that time, Shepard said he has grown accustomed to roaring truck traffic on Fourth Avenue, but said that the “disco and house music” is “much more noticeable than the traffic, which on a normal night is a steady white noise.” When the rooftop bar — replete with panoramic views and flashing LED lights — opened this August, it was the first of its kind in a formerly industrial Park Slope corri- dor where businesses never had to worry about noise com- plaints. As a result, early reviews of the Vue were favorable, including one from Brooklyn Paper Señor Editor Vince DiMiceli, who dubbed it a “game changer for Brooklyn.” “Everything that you thought was, now isn’t. Every- thing that you wish could have been, has now become,” he said. Game changer or not, the bar has got to shush, accord- ing to Community Board 6 District Manager Craig Ham- merman. “People have had their lives disrupted by the noise there,” he said. “We need to see some change very quickly.” Domenic Tonaccio — the landlord for both Hotel Le Bleu and the Vue Restaurant — told The Brooklyn Paper that he hopes to make those changes within two weeks. “I don’t want to have a problem with my neighbors,” said Tonaccio, who added that workers will completely soundproof and enclose the rooftop venue. “We’re doing everything possible to make sure that we’re not getting any complaints from neighbors and that we’re not getting complaints from hotel guests.” But neighbors doubt that soundproofing can effectively muffle an outdoor space. “I don’t know how they expect it will help at all. It’s just a roof with open walls,” said Shepard. “It might shelter the patrons from rain, but it doesn’t do anything with noise.” HEALTH, MIND & BODY
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By Ben Muessig The Brooklyn Paper The answer to Brooklyn’s biggest question — whether a ubiquitous graffiti image depicts a chicken with a penis for a head, or a penis with a chicken for a body — might finally be revealed on Oct. 23. The prolific street artist Dick Chicken, whose tags and stencils of a creature that is part fowl and part phallus have popped up on countless walls and fences throughout North Brooklyn, will bring his art indoors for his first solo show at 3rd Ward’s new Williamsburg location. Though questions directed to a publicist representing the graffiti writer — yes, you read that right — were not answered, the street artist had this to say about his “Girls & Snacks” show, which runs until Nov. 1. “Is there a larger metaphor at work? Is this work social commentary?” he pondered among other questions on 3rd Ward’s Web site. “Maybe it is about whimsy, the idea that something can affect you on a base level. You can laugh and dance and play, without looking for meaning, like when you hear a good song. … Maybe it’s about none of those things.” A spokeswoman for 3rd Ward had a slightly more co- herent message about the artist’s iconic cock-faced cock. “He’s obviously re- ally hot right now,” said the spokeswoman, Nikki Bagli, whose gallery re- cently included an exhibit by equally hyped (and, some say, equally crim- inal) subway station art- ist Poster Boy. “For this show, he’s basi- cally going to show every-
one everything he’s capa- Phillippppp of Courtesy ble of doing. It’s a diverse FOWL PHALLUS: Dick Chick- show, with lots of versions en is having a retrospective of the Dick Chicken. You’ll at 3rd Ward. see it outfitted in many dif- ferent ways.” At the opening, art lovers will be able to wash down all that Dick Chicken with free cocktails and Colt 45. It’s the first mid-career retrospective for the “artist,” whose work is as omnipresent in North Brooklyn as used condoms are in the Gowanus. In fact, he’s already spawned an imitator (or, perhaps, a female admirer) in the form of Pussy Ham, a vaginal pork shank that is often re-tagged next to Dick Chicken’s trademark image. The man on the street — well, at least one man — seems to enjoy the whimsy of it all. “The [phallus] and the chicken really compliment each other,” said Dan Haller, as he passed a Dick Chicken work on Bayard Street between Lorimer Street and Union Ave- nue in Williamsburg. “It is art, but like any art that I might not like, it deserves to exist.” Others found the fowl foul. “It’s totally unimaginative,” said Di Mainstone. “Worse, it’s everywhere, like a brand, even on the door of the de- sign firm where I work in Chelsea.” Terrence Pugh added just one word for the feathered phallus: “Nasty.” In other news that involves 3rd Ward and chicken, the art center is about to launch an American restaurant out of a retrofitted trailer at the corner of Metropolitan Ave- nue and Lorimer Street. For now, the group is remaining tight-lipped about the plan — which was first reported on the venerable North Brooklyn culture blog Free Williamsburg. “We are bringing some life to a very good corner that’s been vacant for a while,” said Bagli. Dick Chicken’s “Girls & Snacks” at 3rd Ward [573 Met- ropolitan Ave. between Union Avenue and Lorimer Street in Williamsburg, (718) 715-4961] opens on Oct. 23, 7–10 pm. The exhibit runs until Nov. 1. Free. — with Sabrina Jaszi HEALTH, MIND & BODY DENTISTS Park Slope. FAMILY DENTISTRY 245 Fifth Avenue (between Carroll & Garfield) UÊ iÀ}iVÞÊ-iÀÛVi Dr. Andrew Warshaw UÊ«>ÌÊ,iÃÌÀ>Ìà Dr. Sari Rosenwein UÊ,ÌÊ >>Ê/ iÀ>«Þ Dr. Doug Pollack (Bd. Cert.) UÊÕiiÀéÊ*ÀVi>Ê6iiiÀà Pediatric Dentistry UÊ£ÊÕÀ]Ê"vvViÊ i>V } Hours by Appointment UÊ7 ÌiÊ}ÃÊÊUÊ `} UÊÕÀ`iÊUÊ-i>>ÌÃÊUÊ i>}à Sat. & Eve. Available UÊ ÀÜÃÊUÊ À`}iÃÊÊUÊ iÌÕÀià Free Consultation UÊ É-ÕÀ}V>ÊÕÊ >Ài 24 Hour Phone ÊÊÊ`iÃViÌÊqÊ`ÕÌ Service U Financing Available U Insurance Plans Welcomed 789-5700 www.ParkSlopeFamilyDentistry.com
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Katie Chao Katie York City Wine and Food Though Huebbe was an of a beautiful woman walk- Festival event when his unknown next to some of the ing through an art opening,” straight-forward burger — a famed chefs at the Burger he said during the summer. Actual size perfect combination boasting Bash, many attendees con- Though he didn’t win the an 80-percent ground beef, sidered his “P-Town Throw- Burger Bash, Huebbe said 20-percent fat patty topped down Burger” a favorite. that for one evening, he was The Brooklyn Paper / with cheddar, a special horse- “This is the best burger a cheeseburger in paradise. Our contest winner, Kyle radish sauce, and a garden I’ve had,” said Melissa Sny- “I’m not disappointed,” Huebbe, was defeated tomato atop a doughy Por- der, a burger aficionado who said Huebbe, who next wants at last week’s “Burger tuguese bun — came out on traveled to DUMBO from to host a much-needed buf- General Hearing Services Bash” in DUMBO. One top in The Paper’s first ever Ohio for the ground beef me- falo wing contest. “This was word: Sham. burger making contest. lee. “I’ve had Bobby Flay, the best night of my life.” & PECHEFSKY FOR CITY COUNCIL Audiology Affiliates are pleased to announce a special THE SPEAKER IS THE ISSUE ReSound Technology Event The most important decision Council Members are likely to make is how they vote for Council Speaker when they rst take of ce. During this 2-day event, we will be offering This is because the Speaker has a stranglehold the following Free Services: on power in the Council. 9$ /(,&0"/$$,(,& I believe those of us running for City Council should 9$+-,01/ 1(-,-%,$4'$ /(,&(,01/2+$,11$"',-*-&6 commit to a set of principles on their vote for Speaker. 9 4$$)1$01#/(3$
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