2 5 OCT 1290 Take That love affair I WAS. A TEENAt;E. GROUPIE: PAUE.S 12-13 STIJDENIncorporating juice magazine Britain's biggest weekly student newspaper October 25, 1996 Vol 27: Issue 4 CASTLE AND KINGS Four men ,,k Labour's grand old lady talks about Tony Blair, the election showdown and and a Baby women in polilics 1 God you're gorgeous! Chart-busting Baby Bird speaks about his new See Outlook, page 16-17 girlfriend (Jesus) and his greatest fan (Elton John)in juice magazine THE STONE IS COMING HOME - BUT JOCK DAVID ADAM ISN'T HAPPY POLICE HUNT FOR CAMPUS GUNMAN Threat to student in Roll up, armed robbery attack roll up by NAGA MUNCHETTY, CHIEF REPORTER conducting .01 investigation into the all keen POLICE are hunting attack. an armed robber One possibie suspect is a known troublemaker around the university. who held a man at who police are trying to eliminate from young their enquiries. gunpoint on a The attacker is said to he Afro- university campus Caribbean. around tift tall, round faced and was wearing a dark denim shin on bloods the night. and made off with Peter Vincent. Senior Supervisor of by SHIRAZ LALANI stolen cash. the security service. expressed concerti about the incident. "We wouldn't 81.001) donors were There are fears that the anticipate the use of any firearms on encouraged to give attacker, who threatened campus. but we would act accordingly generously on Wednesday to any situation that arises," he by this vocal town crier_ the man with a handgun, stressed. 2Ie added his is still at large and could Tiggy Irish. Services Officer it considerable voice to the LEM. said she was shocked by ss hal appeal by the strike again. happened. "We are concerned. Transfusion Service for The victim, who cannot be especially since the incident happened students and staff at so close to the union building. We skill Leeds university to named for security reasons, he urging securits, to take appropriate donate blood. was waiting for his girlfriend action." Donors of blood outside the LUU building Police are unable to reveal full groups U and A ssere details of their investigation, but sas particularly welcome, as when a man approached him that they have not yet made an arrest. stocks of these blood wielding a gun. They arc appealing for any types are depleted in the a region. The attacker told him to hand information regarding the attack and U over his money or his girlfriend would like to speak to anyone who was This latest move at or near the Leeds Unkersit) Union comes after a national would "get W. athertising campaign to The gunman then escaped with £75 building at the lime. ii encourage the public In before security staff could he alerted, Anyone with information that may a. give blood. Untsersity security have reported the help should call Millgarth station on incident to the police ho arc 143 5353. INSIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-9. Feature 12-13, Outlook 15-19, Sport 20-24. Plus 20-page juice pull-out magazine UNIVERSITY OF LEEDS,

2 LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 25, t996

III lit chair sterol!, ealling the called if ;IT after a minute. um t.1 t.1•2 antes that you whilse idea 1.11. 41TICINier ol count:Mg iN wit, had That's arelo ant you have •e got don't have ter the war mission, hi holly thirst! Ix I.aled hi:mend the to be present when die meeting something hettet kid(' w 1111 it you're inad It also status. They weie iii CI *taVatrit err cods, whenever-that is, let he never that if you say you're mad you then rime oninen. Hartley p tinted Otii. Numemus couticillors writ Itru,.c STUDENT tllysIiiisty can't he. smee actuany until .111nrnnrirhireted that therefore in contempt for not trying to avoid flying to your Hartley. Finance . SHACK attending a the meeting didn't happen meeting that hadn't This week in Britain's death is the sanest of things Administration ()nicer. a job weekly sketch of student politics A bec.itiqe liantev had missed really happened, whereas you can do. Catch-22 is the which alone is enough ter Title his own deadline fur business. Hartley. whose screw up it was biggest weekly invention of Joseph Fieller. provoke groans of resigned envelope, shit than neatly into Thai didn't matter, Kinky in the first place. sal smugly whose novel of that name is weariness. ncealibrated filing system fKia lvM,odh ad hack and shuffled his - student newspaper Hartley, like all great and then go home satisfied lnieit,nt pa bbec ausem the clkpoe take on bureaucratic consLitutional papers. mess and madness. bureaucrats. takes secret after smother hani day's work. zz couple of secamds - the time IL That went on fur hours, but NEWS I had now Not even pleasure in circulating The lin:cling' Men's took for him to rule it at least there was something Heller bloated satire on the trierrsirancla 10 all and sit:Wry minibus. Islaintc society, ice • more worthwhile on the end of Workers of the last war comes close to the tar rte Ilmisiest of pretests, On that was as much as attention unconstitutional in a puff of the agenda: the keenly debated diztying insanity on show this this itccasitin his dispatch told as the real world got. Far more inverted logic, university unite question of whether week at LUU. Take eateh-22. al refrestuments for allycitte was given to sabbatical reports Hang on. someone said. I councillors should register twist it, spin it. turn it insitk who attended the trieeting. a Ih iss TIMa", pages they should walked across campus and got - why staff • their presence at meetings on a out. wrap it up in rolls of red line comfort yet not the pillow, bet. regional s.orilerence iwlxt there for 1 10. early enough in single sheet of paper or a want to strike tape and you'll only begin to hedsocks and good hook that should tv .01.1Nie.11 to not got any normal week. Do I really on everyone soon yeanied, The runt last reel.- s o(M (why no have to submit a written scrap of paper each back pages 4-5 guess al the pettiness display during the meeting of Therg0 will. however. have one had gone to a meeting that apology'! Joseph Heller. at least,.knows Union Council. allowed Hartley to rubber wasn't advertistal and didn't Yes, said Hartley. hecauk COMMENT Helier writes all about the stamp another dossier of take place), the meeting had finished by when it joke is tin-pot bureaucrats with their recoils, secure them with a Then came the register. then and you missed it, no longer Daveheart - Adam name tags and rote hooks paper clip in a nice brown schts,Ima'arn Liam: Langcliin But that was because you (tinny reveals his Scots mots in the light of Major's latest overtures NEW Page 9 FEATURE Gone for good er over GREEN - but never lOrgotten by groupies PLANS pages 1243 GRA:EN -MINI1E1) students are tieing urged to jump on Ole AGENDA rccyctnrg hatitiw,..iptii this week. el f]tet torr ent nem,. LL.1.7 arc relaunching their Barbed comments etetri initiative recycling - Labour's elder library cuts sshente and are looking for soluutecrs to help nut with the stateswoman trnrl rcl Rec,, :labic speaks out pages he ,yik,,210.i boat studcnl homes 16-17 HARD-WORKING students are being every Monday during term time Anyone weal ng tritormation left outside in the cold over the weekend about how to use the service can SPORT due to new library opening hours. pick tip a flyer from the green Leeds University's action food co-op or call 2 3I libraries now shut their DRASTIC 4259. while those wishing io Go on, Ma-son - the help out v., ith the scheme should Leeds graduate doors to students at leave a message with Sophie one on Saturday CUTS IN mond. !Environment or Ficel at turned Olympic star afternoons, leaving Litt? many frustrated pages 22-23 OPENING students struggling to meet deadlines, with HOURS valuable reference of priorities. WI books being locked to the libraries resit away for all but three when the lama) should hr hours . over the at the heart tit the weekend" university 's lute and the students' tile Roth the t=owa rd Boyle and Brut herlon Research Libraries have drastically Individual ieseais 14 1 - cut hack on opening hampered by early closur e. hours this academic year and a lack or hooks. "I hoi,, despite huge increases in students can he chasirig the student numbers, same hook and can no Cutbacks longer use the Protherron Library on Saturday Roger Davis, Deputy afternoon ol all din, Sunday Librarian, defended the First year Cile-MtstrA Naga Munchen ON THE cutbacks saying they were student. Da. e orlon Chief Reporter -ahsoltnely necessary" due complained. "Study Mu is so to a lack Of hinds from the intensive We should 11;, ,1 university (11 :ISM hear HORIZON able to do 11 r hea oc any Students are outraged qr think Might he Ill ratite! 111/4.Ws, do lel us know. Ii could with forecaster Stevie soshine the decision Elizabeth L1310.1:1, !, • 115,-L'IllettLi.' Ulrike, a third sear Classical he a pr iblem with voter home. a .Sillurday: A cloudy day with Civilization student k:attl. "I I 414111/111Y ornmeitittni you've won or II scattered Nhowers. Max. had It ironic that we are tale about what wur•matek; gut LC._[ I 1 i J1 did not temperature: 151.'133Ft. Nlin 1:411Paalltly told to work hard up to the previous night / ced% tare well in comparison id' CLOSED: Leeds University's Brotherton library :1 temperature: 'I(' and do background reading Sutrieht is Interested IuFj 1 i hr art es at ■ yet access to the library and ushe r \.. all it_oill.1111?1. l4 C k chcs- ca Pafs that's out of the ordimuy. Your Sunday: Cloud) day with universities. Hull and !ULLA ■ htlOkls I. more and more !VitiPelif third y ear -beside call will of course be treated in outbreaks or rein leading to a Durham keep their libraries internationally, and 11 is the Modell! complained, "It complete confidence, but if you open until late evening at same. at ono.ersity. We are clear night. Max. temp. t6C i541.'?, CN.dam Fairclough. very diNh011eNt that the prefer it could be a shortrcut to the tveckends. York. killing behind American university attracts more and getting your name in print. Ouitank for the rest of slue week: Professor a( Modern American History, called Sheffield. E\eier. aim coaty libiartes are open more students to Leeds We also welcome new Cloudy, drittly with strung winds. Hirimughani and Liverpool the cutbacks ridividouv unlit mid night. sometimes because they want their reporters. just call the newstiesk open all day Saturday s. shows a gro,-. inisordering on later and always on money- but then fail to and we'll tell you how I., get Forcui+ikirti.11‘ .tipplitrilly bads 51,1 I 1.3rOfe!,:i0T E ircluu ell Sundays provide the vital facilities '' invoked. kL71,z141 •110-11.' NEXT WEEK: THE FANTASTIC 50TH BIRTHDAY GIVEA1A1 I 5'4 243 4727) LEEDS STUDENT Foctav Octonto 25 496 3 New boost for brave campaigner in battle to free her father HOTSHOT LAWYER JOINS CAMPAIGN SY NAVEED RAJA A LAW student fighting to free her jailed father has teamed up with young lawyer Simon NIackay - the LAIL' graduate who won an acquittal for the jailed paratrooper Lee Clegg. He approached Leeds second year Anntthelle James,tied offered to represent her father ai no charge alter reading of his plight in the Leeds l.aw Journal, ('olio tames kkes jailed kit' the murdel 01 :t business associate, a crime that he denies and is currently appealing. against. He was found guilty m a trial in 1994 and a subsequent appeal last year Evidence Mackay offered no comment on the original ease and the appeal that followed but he did lay "I'm putting together a dossier new evidence hi be presenwd to the Home Secretary.- It is then up 10 Michael Howard alit:Cher lo utter the caFie 10 the Court of Appeal. Mackay is confident that Me case will he positively resolved and he hopes to submit the new evidence in the near luturc. Some saw the original trial as „iirartiverstal because the judges did not allow certain forensic evidence to hr submitted Annabelle believes this JAILED: businessman Colin James was crucial and would have seen her father walk free. She said: "the judges basically said that the Forensic evidence was too eornpleN tier them to consider and hence discounted it." LEGAL The other major torte Inn is that the yictim or the crane, David Martin. has been said to he seen at least nine EAGLE times atter the date that his death was gmally reponerd S1\ R )N Mackay first bit the headlines in 1995 when he Weapon successfully gained an II is mainly on these Iwo points. acquittal for Private I.ee and the lack of a Murder weapon oi Clegg. dead bildy. that Annabelle James Clegg had been jailed for hopes her lather will be released shunting a teenage jot rider However Nick Taylor, a Law lecture, while on active secs ice with at Leeds University said: "Their arc the army in Northern Ireland. around #1041 eases a year to this Nlackay's involvent•lli in position After the appeal process. on the controversial case helped average iinly tour are released." to gain him u strung Annabelle remains demur "I mil reputation in the legal sure Mai my father will he one oi profession as he juggled his arose tour, and we will light on until studies with managing Clegg's CRUSADE: Annabelle has enlisted the help of appeals expert Simon Mackay to help her In her tight to clear we ge[ 1~ appeal. her father's name. She is confident that this latest move wilt lead to his release Pie: Caroline Penry-Davey New drug warning Bomb prank blasted DRt- t,"V have beet, described During my years of the area, lie claimed thin 1101,X bomb scare at that it would it would be criticise the 'joker': "it was as -public enemy number rnsolserncnt in this field research showed that 65 per Leeds Luiversity has been /Moan up. really annoying as we had to not e- ht thiet Constable of ri.o.c seen she threat worsen to cent of those committing condemned as a "sick Police were culled out to hang around for ages and I West Ncliksiiire Police_ Mr the extent that I now believe burglaries were doing sii to prank". Irritr!s Judith investigate the vehicle which had loads of o net: to do,'. Keith ell. Kim') Ilw drugs problem to be the fund a heroin hohrt Knight. was parked outside the said Geography finalist Pureed Run. most serious problem that AN a result in We' t All buildings on both Geography building but Cath Wardle. Sir flell,twell, who is so,:icE!. faces II is Public Yorkiihite in 1995(96 there sides ,4 Cnisersity Road had could find no evidence of the 31 spokesman For the vokesman on drugs I of the eneint, number one... was it steep increase tit 29 pet to be Itar:tuned for an hour bomb. They n1114 believe the University Security Service National Assovaation to Chief Plc also said that there was Lent in arrests for drug ern Fridav IIIIIChiiM12 after a hoax was the work of a said: "we reel that the Police Officers. said he was wloving evidence that drugs oftences, Otte:ices involving handwritten note was •Ilisgruntled student playing person concerned has acted concerned about the are the 10011. eUnst, 01 it class A drug Heroin in discovered under the an expensive prank". very irresponsibly and widespread effect of Ow 'drug. signifteatu amount iii crime. particular time slitivvit !sleep windscreen of a car warning University officials and wasted a lot of people's problem. In one police division in inCrCnNt k5 per cent. that it contained explosives students have been quick to 4 LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 25. 1996 CRIME WORKERS REACH BOILING POINT OVER UPDATE

.25/10/96... Compiled by news staff Low paid staff Flat attack I NIVI ESITY were targeted by ...artier all, week 11:c oft ideni orcurc,l leis \lond.1 21st .it 1.1A0 in tin.' The tioup iii t.1 :411+und 11(4 ,1 windox( at St Vlark's I I,II in 4.)..:, 1 ■11411.111,C (1.1 *.CE: if the ,rood 1.1.21 When manage(' to open it. the■strike back at made on with a wallet containing cash and credit cards as well as a Frondi passport One 4a Illy :ally_ I, 4.1+;,CtIlled \stall in.& of Ott oi Ill, teens. anotho. as a 5% bite mule. SIt inns, sits' in to, teens with blond hail The police are also looktne for 1\k') other ),ouihs in connection with the incident Tat cat' bosses

BY ABBIE JONES Wallet thief STRIKE action is being AFFER a meta Out, a :::o.yeat..oid was threatened by university ieturning t tom uteri staff in a dispute over low At about three in the morning. he wages. He was was outside the Skyrack pub. Workers arc fuming over an approached by tin afro-earihheun youth who asked him for some money for the offer of a 1.5 per cent pay phone After a conversation, the youth increase and. hacked by their pulled out a six or seven Inch blade trade unions. are to vote on He took a wallet containing credit whether to take industrial cards and cash nod ran off. The attacker was a male afro-earihbean. action in November. about 5ft -tins to 5ft Wins. between 14 The offer. made to higher and 18 years of age with a closely education employees throughout shaved head and u black jacket. the country. has been branded as 'pitiful' and 'a kick in the teeth' by spokesmen from Britain's biggest .lnule union, Unison. Tltcv Intruders claim 85 per cent of their members have said they will A FEMALE in Norwood Grove was in the bathroom on i he 22nd at about refuse to accept the deal which three in the afternoon. proposes an increase of less than She heard the doorbell and then the 10p an hour door was kicked in. She went to see what the noise was and ehalleneed the Unfair burglars on the stairs. And in a separate dispute LMU One was a white 'male, aged workers who are not pan of the trades between 15 and 19, Sit 9ins, medium unions campaign ate also making build and wearing a cap. jeans and a 'UNDER FIRE': Vice-Chancellors Leslie Wagner, LMU. and Alan Wilson. LU. at centre of pay dispute black jacket. The other was a white plans to stage their own stnke. They claim senior university bosses could he male, in his late teens of medium was disclosed in line to receise a 5-10 per cent pay are nut doing enough to help their less branded a hypocrite as it Steve Pashley. Director of Human build. He was about 5ft illlns with well-paid colleagues. 'The university he is the second highest paid universitY' Resources at LMU. says he believes dark layered hair and a green jacket increase which is 'grossly unfair' in comparison with their own offer. Vice-Chancellors really should he chief in the country. the claim of a possible 5-10 per cent Phil Booth. Leeds University's lending their support to this campaign. He claimed universities would be pay increase for senior university Unison Branch Manager. says that staff Anyone who believes in justice and is fon:ed to charge students in order to chiefs is a 'mischievous =tour' Sex attack members are close to boiling point: getting as much money as them should survive but /..redi Siadror resealed he ■1.11 "The latest offer has outraged workers. be hacking the cry for a fair pay rise." receives more in a single week MN the Premature average student is granted to live on in A GIRL was attacked on her was The whole of university stuff-are -General managers' wages are set underpaid and always have been. They Hypocrite a single year And amidst the latest row home front a night out at Fiddler's our investigations have lOural he earns independently by a conintittee- formed nightclub in the early hours of are hying used as political pawns by This criticism is the latest in a long n.5 times more per year than the within the Board of Chwernors and at Wednesday morning. the Vice-Chancellors and university high wages of the line of attacks on the average les-ruler moment their pay is not The 22-year•old was walking along management to get more money from bosses at Leeds Universities. Earlier University officials have been considerable, it being less than Briggate. between Debenhams and the Chancellor, Kenneth Clarke." this year LMU Vice-Chancellor Leslie quick to play down the issue of inflation. We feel that any industrial Lotlewoods. She was sexually A fellow Unison university Wagner came under Fire for calling on managers' pay and have stated that any action would he premature at this assaulted. spokesman also alleged that high- students to pay top-up fees, being strike action would be regrettable. stage." No one helped her physically, but earning university management staff an anonymous caller tipped off the police. The attacker is still on the loose but no description has yet been released. Future 2000 Clashes in Headingley LEEDS is to make a Victoria Gardens and CLASHES between doormen escalated out of all proportion quickly arrived on the scene. Double trouble hid to the National the creation of a new and weekend drinkers caused as crowds of people left both After the troublemaker was Millennium Civic Square is also on havoc outside a popular that pub and the Skyrack restrained his friends continued A house of students in the Hyde Park Commission for major the agenda. student pub. wrire3 Ewer The initial disturbance was to threaten the three doormen. area were burgled twice in two days. funding towards The council are Contan. caused when a drinker refused who by this time had been Thieves broke into the same creating, new look appealing for help Police. local residents, us give doormen his glass as he property on both Saturday and Sunday joined by customers leavine squares around the from the public. students and the doormen 01 left the pub. The disagreement and stole stereos, televisions and a the pub. As police attempted to city centre, Write t•ouncillor Keith the Original Oak were grew as his friends came video recorder_ control the situation a large Naverd Raja. Wakefield said: "We in%olved in the trouble al The students have now reviewed across from the Sky rack to crowd gathered. The proposals want people to give us closing time outside the their security. arrangements. confront the bouncers. The Police eventually managed include facelifts for suggestions for themes, Original Oak pub last friday. argument spilled out Onto the to cause the unruly crowd to City Square and designs and features." A minor incident quickly pavement, where police disperse.

4 LEEDS STUDENT Fnaay October 25. 1996 5 `KICK IN THE TEETH' PAY OFFERS 100 pints and still standing BY PHIL KERFOOT A IV( I I 1,1 K has received blood in Athens and America reco tuuon for giving over a Ski, les Halladay. ihr hundred pints of blood. Publicity and Recruitment officer Howard Weston. who teaches for the Transfusion service, Management in the School of presented Howard with his gift Economies was presented with and said: "Currently our banks the Wedgwood plate for his are very low and we need an contributionn over the year', injection of bkioti He has been giving blood as -We are shon of types Cl and ,Mien as he can since he was a A - just because they are student. and said -I'm a good common blood types, it doesn't bleeder and I've ri•va had any ill mean we don't need them. we effect., Gone are the days when need them more than the others they would give you a pint of Vithinteets have been giving Stout to Kidd up )1)1.11 iron alter a blood all week at LUL and donation" Shirley was keen to get students He is also listed in the blood nisql1sisl -Students need .1 ha IA donor trends as a plasma donor, pet suasion 11+ give blood. which takes longer to reproduce although it might seem quite in the body and has donated daunting. it is quite prinks`"

PRICK: 100 pints of blood

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN SURVIVORS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE

STRIKERS: Unison workers at a previous demonstration over low pay This group is completely confidential and is only open to women survivors of

YOUR VIEWS ON STRIKE ACTION childhood sexual abuse. It offers support INCOME COMPARISONS BETWEEN PROFESSIONS "1 just hope that strikes won't disrupt to women who have been sexually abused teaching too much and that it won't 1_M t) Vice-Chancellor f125,000 become an everyday event. Howe' er as a child and want to talk about it. The can understand why they're doing it Average Lecturer: £19,000 and Fin surprised it's not happened more." group is facilitated by a woman who Jenny Doyle, 1st yr politics, LU Librarian: £1 0,500 works in this area and is herself a "I say good luck to them because I do LI.JU Exec: £8,000 think they all work really hard for survivor. peanuts. And I might he able to get Full student grant: £1,885 out of some lectures if they do strike!" Phil Mason, 2nd yr history, LU if you think this group sounds like it can offer you help, and want more details about New courses hit the mark it, get in touch with the Women's Officer in OPPORTUNITIES to study students gain direct entry to and computer facilities. °tin the Union executive office upstairs in the new courses have become the esteemed Chartered students continuous available at a Leeds college. Institute of Marketing. assessment and support from avoiding the normal 1:4511 lee. Union building. Or phone 2314 255 or e- writes- Michelle highly trained and experienced The programmes. al lxith Further savings of around staff HND and HNC level. could f1300 an: possible on Enquiries regarding any or mail [email protected] prove to be ideal altemativek, completion of the HND in these programmes should he for students struggling with the Business and finance, as fees made to Pat AnderNon at the All queries will be dealt with in the strictest rigours of their first year on a are paid by the Institute of Park Lane Management degree course. (in successfully Management .A,ccountants. Centre. Potteniesst,m mmtsi n. completing the liND in Park Lane College. Harehills Lane confidence Business and Marketing, equipped with modern library. 6 LEEDS STUDENT Fridkly October 25, 1996 S TUDENT WILL UNIVERSITY LEAD TO EMPLOYMENT OR THE DSS CENTRE? ShltiPAI indepritilcur ncvninapealen171c sttracni..11 LcorIN Meltnlialiban Unitv: ■11,. runts t'nlyerAit) and Edict Irg, in rind amend leeiLs. 411 intt ahkle by u ,:ode ul "induct. hut hive any mole:Tits. PirANC 0141111Li 111C craiiribur •in, and hcipiat crikcisin aft Willed A first class ticket Editor liavid Smith

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84,11/11 /Caitlin Manlu u, , IVERSITY- rw hat's it all Clubs korge Betio -I about? Doing a Nick %loan degree seems to be Comment suffering from the same Kate Bingham problems of self John Honk in. Wanen t definition as the Labour

Computing party. Matthew Rcs,c11 Higher education'? I doubt many are hem to Fashion (lair Edward, satisfy a burning desire to ('tort I isier study. Life experience? Meeting new people. Features toe. Emma Al-Jurtuoli discovering an unknown saks. esseuila. Clare Edwards talent for skydit ing ■40 Chris Leadheato Yes, university is l thi, t 1 Mike Pliant all Ulau-o-valen nalcstvaAgiootalows: aavzsiv.A. hut. ;Ls your father will beI i isi • eilthustastic., a tasting, to remind you,a s isuppc)sed h.,e Downie ottt 0.1;gliewe in to he preporalion for getting a 'Att-st13CC-Cs'S, Music Joh. co-440te olito Han East You should eraduare with at • 0401110illal-S61 ens(00011100t. Owen Gibson least a degree. But bir this very Pier, Martin rtitaSOn, Clieryline :Intl your :attain, Chris Moline!, will have One too, Being a graduate no longer makes you It you're a first year. start News particularly special. except thinking now how you'rere going to Ahhie /our• Andy Kett, perhaps io your gran. These days spend the remainder of the Shiraz I..aani .nhip)st everyone stays on to do .,'Y • summer vacation after a cheeky chief Reporter lesels Quite rightly so. There is holiday to Ibila and a good stint Naga Ion,licit) absolutely nothing you can do cif fat:tiny work to pay off your with a few GCSEs- Sintilarlv. you overdraft, A week or two's work Pictures would he daft nut to din a deffee. experience may he worth more Jasren Apail finni the obvious perk; Ism Deputies than a grade boundary. If the Julio, there are other factors Pete Cotton feetS advisor tells; you J.D. Lee which make doing a degree an smond year not to worry her attractive option, like there being standards. Could they in their (judging by examples such il.!: any liaise optimism extinguished much. then give them sinnething Politic.: absolutely no chance of getting a cenified wisdom he right? Who I..MU Environmental Health by an employment fotecast to worry about because next year Rafael rh. So. how (ivies nowt/silty eau blame Leeds University for students' fight to get their course second only to the weather nil it'll be too laic Tina Burrell impnwe your employer- grossly oversubscribing its prokssinnal recoimifion) predictii ins ofdoom and gloom All in all there are [ewer and attractiveness rating? The medical course' Mute student% So, if you do finally get your Contniry to what the government fewer reasons to study at evtdence would suggest. not a equals more desperately' needed &pre. what then? Unlike other would have yo believe, finding a university, even if you could great deal. money to buy equipment even if countries, Bntain tends to go for job ws In) get um easier, no iliatter afli nib Forget nor getting a part- And yet everyone ems. that means sharing that scalpel rain vov.-ational qualifications. which of me tyine Maud, is in time job because it interferes with I Ira vet-vines are hill ofpeople who with five other people floats on Most of us having been told so government To the majority of your Atudies. you shy tic more- don't goc a le h., about their leisure ',cab other depaninents may many times that there's no way Students the hest bit 'Mout doing a worried that you're not toning up subject. People are encouraged to attrwl mon? prastigious lecturer% we'll get a jolt anyway. plump for ticerce r. the summer Yu( anon_ enough v. ork experience Ft go any where i ev en Milton but may mean pet pie Lanl. anend our hest A-level There arc This. would like to on ipose Iii atria curricula; activiues hei Spurt Keynes) to do some random the lecium unless they sir file vile-Ana degrees usailable, the consternation nil many link: msunting, that post a• i 11.1 science hay* got a D al GCSE balanced on knee, in the disk of usually al the old polytechnic concemt!d parent. is not ;01 ickey -clubtreasurer piubuibly Bioktgy and failed till but one arts \ the lecture theatre_ Even a Itxturer universities to which. Aornrionr a unhealthy attitude No other way the nit psi worthwhile thing YOU do P.Itd '1..141 A-level. Hut that's prat. hivuuse top of his field will struggle to stigma N still mulched. viicutional would you have the n me in in terms ol CV cultivation. haul I. netball everyone will tell you a doesn't conduct a NCTIllnin with ilegreeware, for somereason. money to make tea. open posl• do I.. 'I th,liv iLin Perhaps university will soon matter td let degree u,a 11;1%c as more than 15 students arid so sneered at for being practical. Blur quantities or phi IIion ing become redundant all together. loir..! ,r-, sou',:! 215 ,01,. Travel postgraduates. without the basic Peler,ay le, hands-on Ina the and generally mile rita)- the I've met people in employment t.Veil II ‘,1 Ili Ahead!. SO: thiiii.i teaching expenencerequired to mentally retarded. gopher. And. as we all know. who asked their patents to s university as career avoidance \1,irt tn make aeroplane!. out of empty Work Experience ito give its them fir one year's unpaid rather than enhancement. Isom. Young meal packet' and sticky-hack good degree front a goc,td pniper ink) is the way Amid experience. It's a dam sight the wool career I. ifs a did I use plastic with a uiddler, are taking university will get you Your tinal year is that tine ow Chirn ef Sub cheaper and can he a lot way, of staying financially alive second year modules.While many icyond a vandal:tie wall a but To Mlles A where you go to the Careers psi xluctive. Exploitative yes, tor another few years. The din a.great job, why should they glue] degree from ma such a Service stilt with no more idea 't hCing encouraged into eovemment are there egging you isn 1111'1R IMENT HEADS have to take on this unreasonable prestigious university or pats[ than last time they son you away thousannis of pounds of hank debt int because it's infinitely cheaper tesponsibility? someone with a had degnx! from a with a load ot humph_ Final Year a slightly worrying path to he lead for them to shoehorn you into an Rusioess Manager The univ may Par ,-Vice better university-. but will it get doesn't mean, as its name might already overcrowded institution Chancellor may well tie delighted you up the ladder? On its own, III). suggest, studyinr for your finals Mei) accused of he' than to stun you on a lifetime's with Leeds status as a top it:se:itch 1..inleis you can reword 2 I BA Once the rejections amt in 'that's Direr:111r lir Cilin111.1./IlicatilmIl■laconic suppon Cunning. eh? away in ivory lowers, s centre. but I find it worrying that Foolish as "2 )1:11-S relevant if they bother is rue . t „1_: They pack you off and into bark at all t. is in dam.ter of literally beoram he sees it as the "best brains and industrial experience". yotrre still you'll he sperkting it legging university and then get our of rot a three-year limbo which only therefore the must funds to rooting amund in the shed trying otk experience until you safety tucktai Editorial hotline: givine you any mono by cutting you wfves to keep Leeds", rather than the tither way to find the ladder, let alone eliminate :ill die lolls you d.j....over (0113) 243 4727. .!_mints_ Next thing you know fioni unemployment n iund But maybe these funds will etimbing the rungs. you don't want in Oki 'By udy the1r. II be chamingyou fees. then statistics. Whether you st Advertising hotline: allow academics to get on with the Many students have leo sight old people with proper you'll have graduated with a olio' ti k isn Thy or the human ulryour call Helen Whiteoak task fin which they are qualified of the employment goal. Non- degree and he qualification% i like 0-knelslt are signing on with punt glass, the question on on (0113) 231 4251 and escape the administrative British nationals who missed nut pnxspeets no brighter than es eryone's lips ntum he "Why atm ass v.ingcing 011 about falling demands fin which they an not. on the cynicism gene will have or 0850 488 543 Christmas temping at Tesco. we NWT' LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 25. 1996 7 STUDENT Srel Let's chase the fat cats VICE-chancellors are setting the worst possible example by giving their workers a kick in the teeth. Staff have been offered a pay. rise 01 Just 1 .5 per cent and will vote on strike action next month. They know their pitiful offer is dwarfed by regular hand-outs to the 'fat cats' of higher education - bosses earning more than I 00,(XX) a year. lees It rich-poor divide that runs throughout the puldie sector, most notoriously involving the heads of utilities like gas and water. But it's lime vice-chancellors also came under closer media scrutiny. They tend to hide away in ivory towers above and beyond the debate on higher education funding. yourself this: do you even kiwis rite name of pour universits wouldn't bother. You don't have to queue like that at Morrisonsw If you're a student at Llyttl, it's Leslie Wagner At Leeds University, the VC is Alan Wilson. Both arc among the highest paid vice- chancellors in the country. with Wagner ranking second overall. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Yet the workers at thew universities arc being offered a pay rise of just 10p an hour Value Can it really be true that Wagner and Wilson are so many times more valuable than the staff Dear Editor, THE CAFFREY COLUMN Wh44 work for them? Va. They're just in positions of power a hick AS a member of LMU few are able to challenge. Women's Rugby Team. I would 1.)42.11 Editor, using "unqualificx1 and scandal" in it. How you can now Vice-chancellors are not democratically like to bring to your attention inexperienced" staff, this is again is refer to it as a storm I have elected representatives immediately accountable some of the misconceptions I WOULD like to respond to the not factually correct. There was a absolutely no idea. to university members. that seem to dominate attitudes story that appeared in Last week's team of 10 students that had some Students have a right to know Their appointment is a mystery to the concerning the sexuality of Leeds Student tide "Whitewash". minor decorating experience but what the unions are spending their outside world, where understanding of the female rugby players, During a Firstly. The cost of 12,000 for a they were directly supervised by two money on and stories do not have to university's internal workings remains recent post match celebration. facelift for the City Site is factually senior members of staff: one of be negative to be newsworthy. unusually scarce. to match we convincingly won incorrect. The project did cost which is a member of LMUSU's People also would like to know of Their decisions are felt throughout campus, 40-0). we were bombarded with f 12,000. which included the City middle management These two some good news for a change. • yet are rarely announced and still less often put abuse from a group of equally Site Bar. Cate, the Mezzanine. the members of staff have always especially when we are spending forward for public debate. intoxicated males and females, Basement area and all of the first undertaken our in-house re- their money, PIM is why university workers have no They decided that because we floor offices, In addition to these decoration. So, To come to a close. Could choice but to take direct action. play rugby and drank beer we areas, the Beckett Park Bar and the As to employing students. you please obtain some journalists Strikes are the last option and cause were clearly more interested in Brunswick Cafe were re-decorated. LMUSU is here to assist with that know how to investigate and inconvenience in many unconnected to the women, not true! Secondly. Your reporter'• students' welfare where possible. By wort storii.s and not people who dy)is pute in question, as the recent postal row In short. there are significant statement that -angry" students had giving I() students some summer would be better suited writing showed. reasons why we play New we denounced the work as "pointless vacation work, this can only be a captions for Viz. But there comes a time when you have. to all love the game, it's as good a and wasteful". This statement is good thine. Students. as a whole, make a stand against the injustices life throws at form of exetvise as the next totally unfounded and was made suffer greatly from hardship and this %et amain sport. we enjoy a very active without justification LMUSU has in opportunity greatly benefited them The rather annoyed President of Until vive•chatteellors are put under the social life and, .dthuugh the operation a formal complaints dunng then employ rent w lilt spotlight - and the disparities in pay within Juts is only four years old.we procedure and also an informal LMUSU. Simon Caffrey higher education opened to challenge there is are one 40f the best univei sit!, system that deals with all student no alien-Ian\ e but ul !IL) On the otter!,: .,' women's sides in the land concenis. At no time has any student Botched kihrfor reph. OH rho lirvl tousle Most importantly however. we voiced the type of opinion that y, our Fourthly. Relating in It I•nig tI eop. ifiliough :he lam share The workers will be doing us all are constantly surrounded by reporter states. -botched" job I have not heard any of the L 12.011) de•IrlY did 4t) om a big favour if they shake up the hunk) and gorgeous MAI On the contrary. All of the otmplaints from your joUrrIaliNIN See • V1411y, nor ell oudents ern: wetly players. been their .11? ...:4 ,! .r fn.); ,q feedback that we have had has about the quality of the Yawk It yin' establishment. In ihts world of free 01010: pkwitive and loll of praise for die look around. you might he able 14. 0. L.: ate entitled ti, tl,, what we Isika improsernent of the senates appreciate what LMIIS 11 toes tai iii :•111 1/10 WM,' w alit, when 14....".4. •llii oil/01 .o..101 the two bar aixas and the cafes have in improving the 'a:odium's that rhirdh., the I 0 studrn: .stalfdie! nut V. I04 0011 Si • II.. not teen decorated for over lice People have to work in. especially as appear to lic isietu alatts welt years and the offices for three It is Lor /-- 1,1 , Wotta lotta fun x2 you use the facilities at no cost 10 etperrencci Is at VO4-0 at tutbuliel ■. era pest a case of improving facilities your publication_ nn rch tup•arti thr ,r it: rd 14 1 ! lilt: N.int,lial 1.•11-.1t ;!1..1r.• .0 Ili„ ■ Education & 'artipaign% tor studenis, LARISU also has some Fifthly. AS to -this latest taitrrn" elauns (4 .1 brIft hrd p t•. l 1.11,0110', • it.i the ■111,. Ill 01-ot' 110014' %tat stun that need an improved after I-MUSI-1 invested t7.1.211t on a %Mr, nit' vcd 0 , tile- d k •:itt, no: 11:1. fhls week's plans h.r 0 W•,Itic,dat dray, working ettt 41-0/nnient. If this type of team building evereise. Yuu. and nultrIns...as 'This tares, ,ho ;a' . v.111 !Altar's reply: Hear. bear. why consideration ha' both staff and your reporter, wasted both ins time :hich th:r/ I! .■4,1 ■••• 141ft ..10 ., 411i ttillt~ ntanC thotp4l1t-111. ■,,klisg wills last lh~' woulda self-respecting girl students is pointless and wasteful, and your time discussing this flews nforirl t.1 ,,I; I Ira:: their IV twenty tee. wain roll in mud and get her then I do not envy your employees item As you will recall, you said to But it will be welcsvmed by the millions who 11:, I head kicked in evert- week and rusts liners later on to life. me that y-ou were nut printing the -; tall for the same line time and again each week LIN ..10. 0.11ur nu, k-onnwiti, :tin it • .4. ay because 'there V•IIN nu LILT has always had cold feet abitut the idea of a lottery machine in the union building. Have your say and scoop a £10 cash prize for letter of the week. Send your comments to: How lump will it be before Ltill too is swept The Editor, Leeds Studentt newspaper, Leeds University Union, PO Box 157, Leeds LS1 1UH ap ill this collective ritual of iiratonal spending' Fax: 10113) 246 7953

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The new column every Friday In Britain's brightest student read Write to Dave c/o Leeds Student, LOU, PO Boxcth 157, Leeds LS1 1UH Don't throw stones TURN OFF MORI: millennium wits down parliament sk uv the week. John Butcher. :I Conservative MP. has at us Scots suggested that the occasion should be celebrated by switching PUT ON A all television and radio SING of retrieval. (some legal and a isn't on all-encompassing BRAVE couple of celebrated policy, us government off for five days. One day B FACE: for each 1,000 yearc of Scottish spokesmen have made a point burglaries). the English Aussie Mel blood can he authorities have resisted all of stating that this decision British society Sky TV Gibson have responded by asking a mite tricky repatriation attempts. Now will not apply to any of the though, in an apparent change other global treasures pillaged standing in if the turn-of-the-century could be brought forward at times. Culloden, of heart. Major has announced down the years. Ireland hours to allow them to that the stone will be removed So why? Are they pretending to Costa Rica and seteen it live, Runrig are all major front London and placed on frightened it will get drunk be Scottish show, along with die Scottish and trash Trafalgar Square or examples of just how crown jewels, at Edinburgh have they squeezed all of the much this is so. Castle. North Sea Oil from it and are Purple-headed Well, cheers John. As if it merely discarding it as wasn't enough for you to nick worthless? mountains are all very it in the fits( place and have The matter is made worse by well, but the sense of entire generations of people a dullard I the correct national pride could do mispronouncing the thing. collective noun. I assure you) with a bit of a polish taking with the little cakes of of dusty English academics net every now and then. the same frame), do you complaining about the whole expect us to he absolutely thing. No doubt the same Heck. we even had the thrilled by its return? people who were far happier crappcst presenters of Why "Oh thanks for returning when the massive collection NET Don't You?. my stereo and CD collection of artefacts now housed in the So, as if wanting to Burglar Hill. Hey. I've an multi-million pound museum apologise for June 15 and idea. Why don't we forge in Leeds, was rotting away in Paul Ga"*•*ne. John Major closer links and establish a a London wardrobe. has committed himself to more cannon national The Stone of Scone is returning the Stone of Scone identity. Say over the next Scottish and belongs in —JANET NATIONAL DIAL. UP SERVICE to its rightful land. couple of centuries or So?" Scotland It makes any Scotland's Stone-of- The motives for this English complainants feel DesImy. used in the crowning change of heart are unclear. better. they can keep Rod INITiOFINGET AND JANET of Scottish monarchs for With the Scottish Tories Stewart, The Krankics and centuries, was taken South expected to poll less votes at Mel Gihson's inaccurate and 11-NET has riven ualwil by UKEKIVA mile myannattion that nips over 700 years ago and hag the next election than the banner-waving epic, PNISET • the network linkang the US Untveraintes covItierl to porn& dial up an-e to the the Werner and to Tr011iT UV its been kept at Westminster "let's paint the Forth Road Braveheart i most of which Irks to awl din web. fiend email or awe a range at other envtie Abbey ever since. Despite Bridge yellow" party. surely it was filmed in Ireland repeated attempts at its can't he political. It certainly any way I. MS MIERvica op-rioNs

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Cliff is ■ playing Beathelill in a musical version 01 I 2 1 trn 11•5 1,111 111111,1•av J511111 liwthering lleig/th, but he does sing. sin. sr.,. nit ftett.,14 .1.aP,1 . 0.01,11..w ill, 11, pros r ■..1, •11.0a.rtt Oaf, inr-rn11,-, sporting a heard Old he may ht. dull ,,.1 m 1,, tosci with tom rP•w"" perhaps. but here IN a true British pop star Sir Cliff I salute you. A MI who littp://www.u-net.netiserv'tees/janet,, knows where his strengths lie and doesn't "411 lattuted Warrington litt+trann VOA, Ling Lam, try to act. paint. Write: rluttlit,S or guest- U-NET tSarrittgiini. l lie•dtlie. TX W52 ITS present The Big BrritAldAl. Teti-phone itturi rat 1[44 I as r3il+47 email ianoldullnanel nut 10 LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 25.1996 Meningitis campaign NIFNINCITIS is the BY MATTHEW GENEVER subject of a displa,), AND JOANNA BENN visiting both 1,4..eds progress over one or !WI. unixersities this days but it can develop quickly Sometimes in just a month. hew hours, the patient can The mobile awareness become seriousl■ill unit, set up by the sytnploms nl the disease tun National Meninuttis tth:lude vunuting. a high Trust, began it nationwide temperature. severe tour of universities this headaches, neck stiffness. September. The displays lethargy.. joint pains, having are targeted at young fit:. and a dislike of bright people as Information lights Germs that eause Officer Jonathan Buckley' bacterial meningitis are As you may explained: - spread by coughing. imagine, it is nut easy to :r112etins.! and kiviing, hut raise :iwareness in this they eannor live outside the age group. Until satiable holly There are about .23110 vaccines have been reported cases of meningitis developed. the only way each year Irt this country. It of preventing deaths Is treated with antibiotics, most recovery' through awareness.- people make a full With nearly a thousand Leeds University medical sev ices came under fierce leaflets and symptom cards handed out on the Linirk, first criti,:istit last June. when it revealed that doctors day at Leeds alone, the hope was were tiRli busy to is that students will now he see a in a position to identify the student, who was sufferine from the disease. illness in its early stages. nother Rec.ognWroz the There is also a symptoms of the disease chance for students to see early enough can mean the the unit as it visits Leeds difference between life and University on Monda y' the death. The illness may 213 th and Tuesday the Pith ot October. Plc: Caroline Panry-Davey Taxi driver hits student with metal lock ATTACKED BY CABBIE AN EVENING at the Pieastire Rooms ended in a night in casualty for two students after they were Award for viciously assaulted by an aggrieved cab driver on their way home. creativity Robin Brayne. Paul BY CATHERINE KRAMER Cowley and Anthony in media Marriott caught a taxi smashed Anthony on the head home last Tuesday but and he just collapsed.- THE DEADLINE is fast The driver then turned on approaching for students became involved in an argument over the fare. Robin who also received a blow wishing to enter the to the head and only escaped Student New Mediu Award They claim that they through the intervention of section of the Information agreed a price but the Another taxi driver who pulled Society Creativity Awards. driver overcharged them the man off the student and I, rites Nareed Raja, dragged him back into his own Up to ten awards of and then became violent cab, £500 each are up for grabs when they refused to pay for creative individuals the extra charge. Escaped who have ideas and "We paid the original fare concepts, either for and got out of the cab The two victims had to he products and applications, thinking nothing carried home by their friend Paul or new tools which will of it but the bloke just went absolutely where an ambulance and the improve the use of, or police were called. Once at mental and attacked me access to. digital products. and hospital Rubin had to be treated Anthony with a Entries must be received by crook lock." ttlr a black eye and cuts whilst the 30th of said November. Robin. a history finalist Anthony needed stitches. In addition Massage courses for men are stilt available, beginning on Tuesday 29th October. Macromedia at Leeds University, "Re was Police have not been able to Courses will run tar 7 weeks and will cost 017-50, including a i10 deposit. software to the value of shouting and swearing and trace the taxi driver because the For more details, of for more information see Sarah in ease, £1000 will be given to one swinging the metal lock students were unable to take oldie award winners. around and then he just down the ear's registration plate.

LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 25.1996 1 Disci lina action to be taken a ainst com Obscene e-mailer caught in the net A FINALIST is facing expulsion LOOPHOLE after being accused of sending obscene e- ALLOWED mail to a group of computing studies OFFENSIVE students. But he is protesting his innocence and MESSAGES, claims that there is no discovered how In send evidence to link what he anonymous messages. he was being held responsible for did to the offensive them and would be facing messages. disciplinary action, possibly Simon Crich, an resulting in his explusion Information and Library from the university Studies student at LW, discovered a loophole in Network the computer system which Simon says that he is allows people to send e- totally innocent and areues mail messages either that he could not have sent anonymously or under a the messages since computing false name. students are on a different network to him: "I think I Information have been treated very unfairly. The computer He sent the information to service cannot prove that I some of his coursemates. sent the messages and they some of whom then passed it actually admitted their only on to others. evidence is the document that Simon first realised that explains how to send the there was a problem when he messages," was called in by the computer Neithet the computing service and his department service or Simon's department and told that someone had would make any comment on been sending offensive e-mail the matter. but his future is messages to Computer expected to be decided at a Studies students. university disciplinary He was informed that since meeting in the next few (Ins. it was him who had HATE MAIL: Simon Crich faces disciplinary action for being computer nuts Pic: Carolline Penry-Davey Planet Earth punter Disco fall girl `Homosexuality a sin of Sodom' discharged pulls out his plonker nit: FRESHER who broke her claims controversial preacher neck at an ()'rr esent ut LMUSU .1 I-LIN night out at Planet which point they noticed his has come back to Leeds tiller Earth proved to he amusing penis was hanging out. Wm, resting at home liar a kw days-, •,:F I..I• •1 for stair and late Tequila the drun:■.en Marc realised his leturA Sam Row • 1111lkil: 1.1 1 is' At !Milli night partygoers. tithes Miga somewhat naked Becky Tyler, a first year Mani 'he :iv predicament. he proceeded to Youth and Community work strife's frill kertoot Sam and (toy WeIply. urinate on the !tow_ The student at LW. Was discharged Students entering the union Leeds University' graduates female banitall insisted there front LGI last Thursday, with a building on a busy Wednesday found themselves trying to was absolutely nothing to he painful "half bodice" halo lunchtime were shouted at by free an individual who had ashamed of. "I reckon they wrewed to her skull to keep her Alan Bate. president of decided to lock himself m the were actually a bit head straight. The brace has to Christian Student Action. who miters at the club at the end imprmsed," laughed Sam. remain in place for the next three preached that "homosexuality of the night. Sam and Guy persuaded a months but doctors are is a sin 01 Sodom and After spending half an tam driver to take Marc home hopetulBecky will make a full Gomorrah, it is an hour taking the toilet door off and even offered to pay his recovery. abomination. God invented sex with the help of staff, the two five pound fare since it was "The brace is very not the devil.- He shouted out HOMOPHOBIC: Alan Bate at LUU Plc: Shaun de Wei Steyr found a man who called clear that Marc was not ahle uncomfortable, but Becky is his beliefs defiantly. protesting himsell Marc Owen was to handle himself He later determined to get hack to study that "people make Gods of hit more modern - people psi understanding of ihe found standing up against the insisted that he lived next as soon as possible." her father. money in this country - He will think he's funny. it's a hit like Testament. wall muttering to himself. door to Michael Heseltine Graham Tyler. said."This all not put up with it. our nation is stand-up ciamedy." Kareem The union handbook states Sum says: "He was obviously Brudenell Mount. depends on the results of the tots cursed." KhOtliel% it third year Theology that LUU will not tolerate any pissed and definitely out of it Sant finds the episode a and x-rays she has over the next His audience reacted ti' the student agreed: "You just can't forms of discrimination based so we got him a pint of water hysterical end to an already few days." performance with a mixture of shout ideas into peoples an beliefs. sexual orientation or which he immediately poured fun night. "I didn't worry An investigation has been apathy and laughter. Sarah heads.- When students gender status, but in this case. over his head.- about paying the taxi fare. it launched to find out how the Bennett. a Textiles finalist said attempted to dispute his views. Bate was able to speak his The staff managed to was well worth it tor the incident happened and Mr Tyler "He doesn't seem to he having he reacted by shouting at them views without challenge or remove him from the toilet at entertainment value." is currently seeking legal advice. much effect. he needs to be a saying they had no interruption

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5.00 am, AlarM Hares out wants to see 'em and we've tinny rendition or -Relight been here smee eight last my fire," Early start this night." morning, as Take Thai are 8.15 am, Big wail from the appearing on The Big crowd followed by an HY is it when into the hotel drive and the Breakfuet. almighty surge of movement. Love Gods step not_ a mass of 5.05 am, Straight in the What's going on?- I'm you have adored apparently identical straggly shower - must have glossy shorter than the rest. Content for ages from the haired teenyboppers become heir for Mark Owen. myself with crying "Mark. I W distance of your shrine- distinguished from one another. he 5.25 am. Hearty breakfast have you." but strangely like bedroom, plastered At the front. nearest the harrier because it's tiring work doesn't heat. Thebartd have the walls with images of is the pushiest of the groupies standing waiting, and there's all been bundled inside. Older than the others - about 15 Get over the Take That. Five lads no way you can risk moving 8.35 ant, the same perfect grin, - she has the look of a s, I ociwi for food once you are in disappointment. Have recited the lyrics of their g.uard dog that isn't going f the hand are just place. Must remember ur lilt decided that hit songs until you know leave Its post. lite- most likely tighter trousers mu flask and pack crisps. waiting to see us On the way them backwards, and reaction when she meets the 545 am, Apply make-up - out. band will he to ;bout abuse at Pass the dine with lots of. They say they like &Kim acquired a better them along the lines Le "Oi devotion from their I daydreams of Mark. He will the natural look but it' Mark knowledge of their Robbie, cume here you horny he struck by my youth and saw me tint thing in the family's history than your bastard." beauty on the way nut_ Nem to her is the Imp. that teenage groupil Legs fail. seven. own, that the moment you 6.00 am, Last minute bag 9.10 am, Shorter than the harner, with a elne e ill manage to fall backwards through air meet your favourite pop check. It's helpful if you small face and spindly linthe step out in a Lastly cornote have a fellow groupie with and with a sweet sigh fall idol you are struck dumb leisurely manner, and still he seen when she sees the hand she will worrying of the gl I you at this point, as it's into the tome of _oh no, still despite their position at the hack, or filled with an Stall 141 jump up and down very Silent One. When essential that you don't dreaming. overwhelming urge to run tenekly. gaining momentum as Occasionally incorporated into hand she lai,e• ' ' Eat crisps. Don't foreet anything, 9,40Am, she goes in, armed with pen and this elite is a thankfully rare fan, resemblance t't , • care about cheese and onion away? 6.05 am, Leave for station, poster to be signed. most suitably termed "mum." She caught in the glair or or if lucky get mug of u breath anymore - Mark's Why does a seemingly sane In direct contrast to the is tattled by the elite for her car headlights. Silent father to give lift. never going to come near person spend every ounce of embarrassing and money. rather paralysed for seven 6.10 am. Jump on the tube cnotieh to see me. let alone energy following five perma- immaturity of the than her floral skirts camera suspellded uli' fie- Bow Road. Catch up on smell ine. With mobile tanned singing clotheshorses imp is another and M and S at the approach of ET! sleep because it's a long wait Oh my God, Oh 10.00 ant. around ihe country? And why dont/slam but Jumpers. She is group towards ha "I until the end of the District my what 's happening? God. did Take That have to split up highly e\clusive phone and usually off behind the othel Line. I'm being crushed alive and an 4 W ay? group • the svelte accompanied by her on in safety from 7.30 am. Arrive at The Big deafened by the screams of A dedicated groupie's loyalty but sophisticated 4 daughter with Breakfast at last, only to find some undoubtedly fat - and platform heels knows no limits, with hour upon elite. Complete whom she shares u,til pg,poin,m,leliuinitpylos: 200 ranee are already there • sweaty fans. st hour spent on following their with polished nails, identical face and what sole ill' time did. they t0.03 am, Great... I just the svelte is chosen one. Christmas day platform heels. glasses. Her age is get up at? I felt like the only caught the tail end of a B waiting on a wet road in Oldham mobiles half. greater than 41 addicts who are tis ° one awake in the whole Mercedes Beni pulling nut. phones and superior with a is worthwhile for a chance gaggle of imps put characters of all. it'd, world at five thin morning But I'm really very- happy glimpse of a Take Thatier over together• and her Wish I'd had that .Mower lest for the girls at the front who 'members of the capital S. his Christmas Dinner. Hours will elite can subdue devotion probably night now. got to kiss Mark and talk al vrti;re: 15e spent in bleak hotel car parks imps with just one cool glance much longer lived Although Ipolurveetstreicdnoecnieltehl)eitCtlicAPigra-' 7.45 am, Manage to push Clary. Really eery happy for hecause of a reported sighting of moderately sane at first glance. ritual poster bu,ruml' neater to the front, but some them. from an icy, made-up eye They Mark Owen at a fifth floor "mum" has the temper and cleansed,)le m.s: ,hutr offidol. 10 bigger girls make a virtual in McDonald' are superior with a capital S. 11.00 tun bitchinees to more than match any barricade with bag'.. eating comfort breakfast window_ This loyalty to their intoxicating security guards with heartthrobs seems already of the bolshier younger fans. If home made bawd% 7,55 am. Push a little nearer with groupie mate. Wouldn't their perfume. polelS, anti ,Iretched 10 the point of ails anyone so much as dares to go. t‘lreOtien and dePial the front but the bigger girls have wanted Murk to see me cigarette smoke, and they obsession. but what makes the near her darling daughter's hack of the war** start to give dirty looks and with spot on my nose disregard the ante aked huddle of groupie phenomenon even more lesser mortal fans as they wan for fissourite they are taking their scathingly of the IP, mumhte under their breath. anyway. files f?''. biearre is their reactions when the hand from the comfortable lives into their own hands. She of bands and "She's not the only one who initito their loyalty is rewarded, interior of their ears. At the has already chosen the wedding they When the Stretch Limo pulls hand's arrival the long-legged dress and invited the guests.

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.11.1Th 4-5 music These Animal Men interviewed and reviews bonanza! THEY watched the • Premiership rich kids throwing their trionc.y • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • about all summer. stuck two lingo s up and then arts • stuffed the lot of them I And they dissed Gary 6- 7 • Lineker. Gotid lads • Ben Elton's Popcorn review, • Tin Cup and Video Round-up

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • "WHY didn't we get a clubs freshers' ball?" is the j • wounded cry this week. Everyone looks fit at hulls, and the nirified • atmosphere gets thos,: Planet Earth bite back! hormones raging_ Did • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • N•IN get that snag that never happened in • Introweek°' • Ei books • Anne Billson talks about her • new book Stiff Lips • IF YOU haven't tried these yet then gel down a • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • newsagents rim. Like •w getting the six hest Black %tames all at once. Is listings • Mem anything these 13-19 Germans can't do? • Everything you need to know about the next • jr411Y seven days in Leeds from Hollyoaks to The • "A Original Oak

• ITS STILL October • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • and the streets of Leeds • 6 now look and sound like wartom Beirut If • the popping and banging interview seems bad now wait centre • until trick-or-treat season when they plop • onto your doormat Yorkshire crooner Baby Bird talks • of lo-li love and finally becoming • a proper pop star

• ANYONE who went to the Old Bar or the Dry • Dock last week was greeted by the horrible • sight of Iwo hundred Juice's weekly rant at British culture Gram. Soulless clones • in velour slacks and polo necks. Who's for ,1 'cYmon • :IN revival? " FM A NEW LAD AND rrsl We had 1,1 God, sake. L;.11 will. lying None ot • new men who Leaving OS blokes percent in the blokes the cirls I knim PROUD OF IT" Fwere supposed more than a little who re.id / to like washing► up dated and contused_ feel exa, tot th, • Now. I love Oasis, some. You know that spoon for and feeding the cat inches and air time is and stuff, then we I love drinking lager. the greater a bloke any way. by going to change that. had new lads who I lose Chelsea percentage of what's the same token. • THAT'S IT The sun's So. if you're feeling pulled birds, drank Football Club, I love written in that doubt II they'd want finally given up. We a little apprehen, • • reading Loaded. I magazine and others a permanently pissed — won't see it again until lager and. basically. about how to he love button down of it's ilk is utter up brute either, we emerge, blinking. didn't give much of then my advice !- a shit. Hen Sherman shirts bollocks, but it's although that doesn't • out of that final wangler this: go Out .••1 Now, according to and I love getting very entertaining seem to have done Aik exam. It'll start bloody pissed with , Ihe mysterious pissed on a Imlay toillocks and anyone Liam any harm. bless IP snowing soon. Just you mates then to night Poes uho.says that must him. The fact is that people who scene home and be all Tab make nie lads don't spend most of us are decide these thines lovely to your inisogymst, most of their waking somewhere Lund Richard am. then honuiphobie. violent hours thinking about inhetween the two girl/boyfriend. By Chris Mooney Judy) there's we'll all be happy. gels' Of :curse not girls, music. football extremes and no supposed to be a Probably reaction against that And I would and drinking are. amount of column (lirligh beaolti) Every Friday COCKPIT Every Saturday Swinegate. Leeds. For more Into 0113 - 244 3446 the garage

Survivors of the ill-fated New Wave of New Wave, These Animal Men have returned with a new LP, Accident and Emergency! We brought out the beast in the boys from Brighton

emi-stars These Animai a painful proce.;s Wrilillv the new \len arri%ed on the 'New album.- Wave of New- Wave' Does this mean one itt those D 'nil impective• albums then? amidst a flood of media "It's riot miserable. Almost while we attention. -Taboo is a dirty ss•eten't looking, we learnt to play a word" they claimed, and the) little. and that was grent,You can seemed to live according to a dance to it. it's got rhythm. it's gut -name anything and we'll do bongos!" it- philosophy. After P ii A change of style. then? years on the edge -No, we were New Wave. however, things got a and we still are - iis w We. bit out of hand, and musically adventurous and the hand disappeared very stylish " Who will These. Animal into the murky depths Men target. now that New of Brighton. possibly Wan'd is an entlange.red never to resurface. species'.' FilliatIk in an tioordrottos "'rue people whit come and eighteen months -time 011' as -ce us, they'll probably always bassist Patrick Murray 4:adult) puts he' Mere.. They're indis iduals - it's it. they have returned with a ilia mime huge ihroway.-ay thing • it 2ruel ling tour schedule. strong new means more tinin that. This was single.-:Ind an album due for release always cling ICI IiiIPPCn." • early next year. So why the Suede- 1{ \ I L . Oirri etiaC k,. Mr. blurs,'' t's good to be confident. but the -Wc'it lost oat-win es i Or a hit press are still around roil What W e'd Inured CiITIStattil) 101 MO Ido TAM e4p,t4t li ,n11111.:r ciiir,,, yea N, iind just. felt totally washed -Oh man, Ills li Ine ,ii.ii.fii mg '..1,. ,rut- almost transparent, It v. 1• gate Did the hand hang this on Record Round itunwm-giivinLir_imJ"m J whit earlier this year gave us a revelbenaing through your rib different album with life, here is cage. just a Beautiful South album. It all suits SA its stone light, A fan of the Beautiful South almost ainbiet it sounds and then it may well he happy with this winds up By track seven - the occasionally poignant pop-feel, cracking 'Metropolis by Adam F - which sounds like it could he the music is as dark in it comes. about real emotions But if you and the progiessitin of rhythms haven't been turned im by the over the next few tracks, HeaUtifol South toy now. then this particularly 'Brief Encounter by Di The Beautiful South: wilt du nothing for you. Krum. will have you sucked into Blue is the Colour Disappointing the heats. 71tis CD pr'oves that Doc Scott (Go! Discs] Karim Akel agteat Di. Tom Patterson nine theacre best in new music court and Sixties classics I was always going to be tealuntig the charlatans, the kinks. the stone roses. the beetles. oasis. ash,gene a challenge, This, the the who, ocean colour scene, cast, small laces, mansun. space. pulp, first alhum done by those suede, hula shaker, underworld. black grape, the supentaturals, the cardtgans, I the bluetones. Jonspigs. the rolling Stones. dodgy menswear, supergrass, Southern beauties since the primal Scrtram, shed '7, babybirt), pawl wallet and the chemical brothers hugely selling greatest hits of Cp The Charts nine we court sem tuesdey night at the pieesetre rooms Corn On 10.00pm until 2.00ain If that album was red, as in admission ea.cia 'red hot', then for this drinks promotions album Me Is The Colour. Et 00 a battle of pis It is still the same old E 1.00 a shot of vodka. gin ander-loran Reautrtul South that we all k n,,, Doc Scott and his e, but now a hit older And Mixmag Live, 11°122 Crash Test Dummies the pleasure MOMS a lui tidier. The result being a 9 tower mernon street ilIMC1 A Worms Life seeds loss of depth from both song and sty le. Those whir liked the first 9AC single "Rorterdant- may well be tis is a proper set, its not satisfied, but the rot should he just a el anpilation of fter the Crash 'lest wanted that that it 05 time] as it Ttracks and it ineurpriratt Dununies' previous gel•, some of the hest dn.= 'n' bass releases I wasn't The Beautiful South have the A from % expecting great things front 4 professional feel avid finish of It helps ilycv can t.rnimge the mature pip They've heen around Worm's Life. but I put the a while arid fur a group with three club same as you listen: die srnall. twelve track album on with singe's they have surprisingly run pungent smelling, sweet-smoke an open mind hoping to be out 01 fresh ideas. Unlike itEM filled room and the Ims pleasantly surprised. FA music 5

Feature and pictures by Good Enough? JENNY WOOD (Single of the Week themselves ' ■■■ "Well. we did get a bad reputation. 4• •• which maybe well nes er lose. I like the press being harsh though. It 4# keeps your music really fresh: shit • hands don't last very long. do they?" These Animal Men seem to be doing okay so far. The line-up has changed. (a new keyboard player, and s• • the co•drummer from PAPA but the energy is still there. The MI)Lite diory - "Sparkle" Duchess was far from empty. and the (Chrysalis) mixed hunch of punks, rockers and Indic-kids even managed a mini mush-pit The crowd wanted spiky. The highlight of their live set, this in-yer-face tunes, and the band more surpasses all the other guitar hands in the than came up with the goods. pile this week. Prepare for lake fif the old material, -Too Sussed" Sliillingworth's 'string-obsessed, camp and the controversial "Speed King" spangiyouttit to take the Top Of Tlie Pops stole the show, with "False stage in true gold lame style. Not as groovy as the delightful "12 Reasons Identification" and "You're Always Dodgy in hairier • r. Why" and still not a patch on The Divine Right " far surpassing the recorded Comedy's take on this whole e ffene-hut- verstons. The new single. "Life extremely -cultured-darling pop Support Machine" was well received. Autumn's icy blasts maybe upon us, but summer breezed into Leeds extravaganza . it is nevertheless Un- and 1113 one left disappointed. last week in the form of Dodgy. KATH HALL took in the rays waveringly deserving of this most In response to the absence of pi estigious accolade. encore. their manager reckons; "these guys can get away with it". He may 'm starting to think that superb but you couldn't help when their well-known singles Aphex Twin - "Girl/Boy" just be right. there's something in the feeling ripped off Where were the were unleashed. building up to the (Warp) Itheory that blondes have second rate indie hand for the crescendo w hich was their go od- more fun. Take Dodgy for crowd to hurl abuse at? times summer sing-along, 'Good Flaying gone off the rails for a hit with his example; this summer they Nevertheless, the acoustic set Enough'. their parting shot at the Iasi LP, the Aphex Twin has hit hack with dyed their hair, produced allowed the boys to shine w ith T&c, ilie most beautiful drum 'n' bas. track l't r some cracking pop anthems none of the commercial packaging But we already know that es er heard. The strings sing and the hiss and received well-earned which is arias oklable on the Dodgy are one of Britain's best slants and, frankly, I'd sell my mother fot critical acclaim for their albums, 'Homegrown' in live bands, Even Oasis think so. so this almighty tune (sorry Ma), album Free Peace Sweet particular sounded better than it must he true. But perhaps the Despite all ibis tilIce1:%% on their ever. real surprise was that they actually The Herbalizer - previous tour they det:ided to looked pleased to he there. unlike "The Flawed Hip Hop" ep Up evade the larger venues and quite 'The atmosphere at the so many other hands who in a live (Ninja Tune) literally stay out (or the summer. situation seem to he doing nothing bras ing the elements, albeit under T&C was frankly more than going through the ),I11. I do like this. It's like The Fugees canvas. for their Big Top tour. without that wailing woman, which is a Very noble I'm sure. but the electric' Ok. so niaybe this is nothing very good thing. On track 2 the Beastie It was no good. No matter how hard lads seemed to he glad to have new. Dodgy are lumpily. uplifting Boys "Sabotage" goes to Casa Latina and you try to be objective Brad Roberts packed up their tent poles and he pop epitomised. but vs hen was the ,tots some serious scratching - the vinyl vocals will always sound as hack in between bricks and mortar. When the gig proper started. last time you walked home from a kind. you understand. if you're playing vinyl at the wrung They supported themselves, which Dodgy managed to eater for fans gig with a spring in lour step. 1:riquestionably ace. speed. This servos the purpose of unfortunately smacked of on es cry level by playing both thinkine. that the world is an making the album sound dull. pretentiousness. OK. so their new and old songs. The alright place. teally? Certainly Chris Holmes - "Apiary" (Tag) uneventful and at times quite imtating acoustic prelude may have been atmosphere was frankly electric good enough fur me. You wait for tk burst of musical 1 his sounds like early BabyBit'd mixed genius townie along and redeem the Mural) is an Irish talk singer who bad a mishmash iii distorted guitars, with Grant Lee Buffalo and Many Star. album- unfortunately it dmai't appear. unimaginative drumming and vt hich makes it good musk to snag to. It's 'All Of This Ugly' is the one track with clearly likes his influences. But, my nasal God, are they varied. Radiuhead on vocals can sound. all dreamy guitars and, for a change. nice potential thanks to the axomplished "Life's A Cinch" (with its If you're a Tool fan. l' m afraid words that you can hear. In fact. It's not guitar solo provided by Murray Pulver. imnidernharnissing chorus). Porno For that the only advice I can offer in the disimilar to decent Dinosaur Jr. in a It also helps that the lyrics actually Pyros on "Blown Away". and My face of tEninui k. simply, to get out pleasain kind or way. make sense, a novelty on this album. Bloody Valentine/ Miranda Sex more, Vlrith bearded women and the Garden-style noise on quite a lot of the Nils Eastwood Octopus - "Jealousy" (Food) dangers tasters .'..iopong up in other au tracks, actually. trikks you have to ask yourself exactly is a misleading title This is pretty much yer classic 3 minute what they're putting in the Canadian Jelly Legs because the album is actually sets Indic guitar pop: Small Faces meet Bier water and is it altogether luyal Pusherman corn-akin and and highly eeivetic t ho Tool Floored surprisingly, get on famously. ta. It's the fleshed-out rock tracks there is hit like Jellyfish and without wanting t, Kath Hall Enima always something going oil mound the (Zoo Entertainment) !Ignition) I: !Ake Lily, inept journalistic core 14 the 'AWL!, always something ,r1 irnponsion.N_.. oh. sod it. this is just 7.1111- new to heat with !men Uf he packaging for "Eninta ien you listen to the V. 11401111 pallts course, this doest: ■,1 .1 :7:I Ki is great, The cover is like ticst song on the album soug. but using his folk sensil»lit). Tone of those rulers the kid Wyour first reaction 'nay Nut - Crazy (Epic) Mundy has written i s not original but next to you at school had, aged he to throw it in the bin but Wpm entertaining songs_ Each one Is quite show some reAience and force rheil. First single -Scieam- was excellent 8. Vou know, the ones where a I scary voices and Ponishead quivering different ftum the last and most have dinosaur or lion would open or yourself to listen the rest of the Illel f lora* tune ChilltiSt. but retains I ites, but this is a bit commercial and shut it's mouth as you twisted it tracks are pretty good. a common sheen to make it emitely his ,iigars This girl, however. she can sing in the light. So it's a shame Thine is oils. melixii, scats 1 in the orgh, it t:lartn.ici: rr LP album, hurl it ttoes .11 kir a tale hil ti 1.1 Jelly Legs does nothing in the way about the CD itself. .ir a larms Morosette which. ludgirrg Mundy The hand would, no-doubt. use long . II you worship grunge or rock !heir record sales. that's quite u less of you of pushing back the boundaries of any you may find this tokrable °therm ISe Jelly Legs music form and conk-•• across as being phrases like -experimental". "ground k ids out there. breaking" or "reflecting the various this album is not particularly (Epic) quite hiumless and very coffee ns:ornineraled to anybody with `A /I 1 -11.7 influences of the band members" to Singles reviewed by Joe When it should he spikey and bleak, it sanely in their musical tastes. rghh! New genre alert! is just noisy. Music tor haehelm pads? describe it Personally. I find that Downie, Dave Malthouse and Hard folk rock seems Perhaps not Rut it will challenge "pointless". "self-indulgent" and "quite clearly total bollocks'', provide Caroline Waite Georgina Edwards unlikely, but here it is. people's ctincepis folk music. A Philip Hanlon a far better indication as to just how 6 Juice Friday October 25 1996

English National Ballet La La La Human Steps At the Grand 'Fheatre

)t us haul working students with our no-ses continually to the grindstone we've Fprobably had little tar no exposure to dance once watching nut MUMS gelling our little sister's hair into duke facie-eontrarting hurts mad . for ballet class at the local chinch hall texcept-if you count Monday night at Planet Earth after nine 1.4.1M or Stella as etnang-edge ecitiremporray op goes the dance} Leeds has. in face often played host to many of the vvorltra finest chinee companies and this Are copy-cat killings readily explained in season seern_s in be no exception Early November sees the arrival an Leeds' Grand 'Theatre of the English National Ballet with a modern society? CLARE LISTER checks out superbly varied programme sit' Kane!. Ivor those rineure which sty, k appeals al them most. the Niatorial Ballet are set to present an Ben Elton's latest issue-raising satire eclectic threesomes:on trising 'Poquira - a nineteenth century story ballet set in Spain with killing spree Amp!) responsibility for your is a mock Oscar eereitiony which strong hispanic themes running throughout i feta ould you succeeds in making actions? a complete a entrnpin , easemets-a-elick in' i: My RI: 'the?: Al venture on a because no one would mockery of the Hollywood tinily& Ben Elton delves deep into _Sisters - a pan alive snail' of a family whose as and serve you popcorn after a The sea which first greets the "—childish games gradually reveal a or from indiscriminate film? And would you turn lour Sticio y and pulls out such audience is startlingly plastic. yet innocent reality- Brookside in ballet tom' And W off your TV set if it meant pertinent and controversial at the same time sums up the finally hides - portraying the development of a saving lives? And do you questions in his hilariously atmosphere of the direenir's elarisical halter dancer front halktt classes rip until funny. and supremely cies cr house in which the whole play is always take final pi:rhino:1mm. play. Popcorn, perfiirmecl. Just prior to the National Ballet triple treat, The play explores the rule of From the colour scherne of theirs a chance to see the return of talitLis [he media, and the individual's coot blue and black and the metal Amin Steps - a Canadian contemporary dance psyche. by presenting the spiral staircase to the imaginative company. This promises in redefine our beliefs. audience with a director. loosely- :mil highly vs lily array of props, about what the human body is physically capable based on Oliver Stone, and the this is truly ingenious designing. of. with dancers throwing themselves around the mail murderer', who have ripped stage in wanton defiance ot the laws of gravity, smart the land of the free with he director. Bruce Delamitri, Move over Wayne Sleep anat.Bonnie Langford their homicidal rampage 1 sports an Aids Awareness and :ache out of the wings us make RPM for The murderers accidentally ribbon that sparkles. and enjoys these eic.trpixfoes". "vicious swans" and break into the home of the such culinary delights as Chinese "kamikaze pilots" to cite but one 4...lithe Another director, and are delighted to takeaways. and Perrier water. as has described principal dancer Louise Lecavalier discover that they are face to well as manipulating his remote ilk' "half-fiend, half-gi idlese" which suggeshi one control with extraordinary skill. sure-fire reason to see this production - all the face with the creator of the Morro% er. the daughter's dancers are supposed to he bloody gorgeous, inspirational movie which compelled them to murder. entrance is through the doors English National Ballet - November 4-5 Ben Elton also embroils leading to the swimming pool, LaLideit Human Steps - October 3 t --Novernher 1 such characters as the and the sounds of Alania Moriseuc accompany much of The Grand Theatre and Opara House, Leeds director's soon-to-he ex- Telephone I 01131 245 9351 {box office} wife. his whiney ell- the dialogue. lending an ultra too-American contemporary note to the play. Christopher Parry daughter. a producer. However, not uric of these itnif :t playboy visual details can detract from the model i Actress !I. script, which is sharp, funny, Wuthering Heights and includes punchy and extraordinarily At the Civic theatre such scenes clever. Ben Elton concentrates very much on the theme of responsibility. himself e IC 41=441$:01i al ivr Wanly:rale Heights. th inspired by the classic Yorkshire novel. centres on the controversy aroused by Tturbulent love between Heatheliff and Cathy. which is never destined air this earth, and which finally unites them in death. At 6411CA:this production was unable in deal with this chalIengual play; and it seemed to be mote than nerves which plagued the opening night. The production failed to convey the most harmwing aspects of thiS dark classic: audible giggles rippled round the audience as il violent Wooden Spoon attack by Hinclkey ',Steve Morrell) on his baby was enacted with slapstick comic effect. Michael COMISCI.N character the litIe • Coth•a was sadly weak in hi; portrayal of Tin Cup n amed 'Tin Cup' who's traded his Heatheliff, failing to eaptute the wild and Dir: Rim Shelton natural golfing talent for easy bawling figure of our imainnations. As he seasl Stars: Kevin Costner, Rene Russo living and hard drinking. Surprise. wailing for Cathy. I was halLexpesain2 a sand surprise he manuees to pull rendition of Kate Bush. IF' e poster of a reclining himself out of the hole he's drunk Tire trinpestuous Cathy I:-ii Kin in Costner. barine his honsell into and l''i ire you sail leirtion was played with melee., eltle luel, Irhairy chest for all 10 see. sits "Mile in line' he's a sontender limes her dialogue was inaudible, Sonic made me want to x mon at the S Open, locked In hail IC semblance of quality aline was hrottehi whin and the big-screen version has the waft his e x-golfing partner and the servant. Joseph (Tony Walfonfl entered, He seine effect. I've known people as now arch enemy. anew hi broad Yorkshire dialect across the stage slimy as his character in MS Clip All the usual htand ingredients ti the delight of the audience, while his manic and they 're generally told where are there: romance, betrayal. sel ielignius quips lit up the lack lusne production. to go, nor to hop into bed as know hedge. friendship de, and it As the act ii in gathered pee, the performances Costner is all makes for a load of bail- lee grew in confidence.1-1theliff's fine/ scene by Tin Cup Pi, without a doubt. a Cup is supposed- to he it eilif earuitelisthi was effixtiveandirannorahle. 11w turkey of Bernard Matthew s end sure the director would often distracting background music now helped proportions. -ferrihIc from start to argue that he had his tongue in his 4.-1111, to create an air of tension and passion. knish it is yet another reworking cheek most ot the time, but a more The continually tear and competent the A tnen earl Dream. e..cept dk „MOWS. appropriate anatomical analogy 46. 41. narrations of Ellen (Kalb Jones) and Mr this little n s ;mom -eoll Clearly would be that he had his head up kb, or laxiswea id (Gilbert Robinson; iNIIIIIVIIS;ited li ii the film distributors knew that his arse For example. Rene the play's•shoncomings All in all this was gull is about as inn:restore as a Russo, the romantic interest, is probably preferable to the carrot; musical front actual American Tour script for 1 oi Cup dropping on tour sit the leal ward Boy le library introduced as a Doctor of eanavaganza olkeed by Sir Cliff. but let's face I;. golfers. Corey Pas in and Ctuig. Kevin Courser's doormat and the and No gel I is conspicuously Psychology but is soon relegated that's no saying muc- Stadler in particular making thought processes that led to him h. absent from the advertising to the troy blonds: role that you spectacular fools Ian of accepting the rote. Obviously- Sarah Haworth primers The 'plat' if it's nor an tepees Iii tripe like Ilns lit the end insult to plots to describe it as themselves with lines that were as posi- Wok-moth/. Mr Costner is a the rututmenuonali hl,hhilttul the wooden as their drivers. such. IV'. desperate.ate Malt t ihn was the earnest appearances h's stalk-tilt to imagine the Dad Thomas arts

Popcorn plays at the West Yorkshire Playhouse every night (except Sunday) until November 9 what to ten an 111 what to miss Richard III

ichard La inera i ne's complicity at the very Film brines least. Extravagant use of RShakespeare's play blood, smoke and fire into the twentieth Qeiiruly produces un effect that with guns blazing. The gue-strcyotul shy mere script is essentially cinema adaptation. and unaltered, hue Ian the script fits seamlessiv McKellen's Richard with the text. Cast Inhabits a militaristic support is Strong 1930s England vividly throb hour, and the reminiscent of Nazi 'Nazi backdrop renders Europe Military parades, the whole film thrilliuely propaganda rallies and uncomfortable. much bloodshed belie counteracting the effect more familiar images of of any number nl school thirties decadence. Shakespeare lesions. McKellen is brilliantly The eerie similarities ehastly. in his portrayal between Shakespeare's of the chbackedhun Duke of York and the villain. absolutely ruthlessness of ruthless in his violent individuals like Stalin plot to seize the English and Hitler reflect the Oliver Stone's Natural Horn "The law is a piece of fucking rather than stockings, which utter rubbish on the topic, but throne after the death of corrupt side of politics. Killers and the copycat playdough", to the crudity that "are unrealistic" and "only whatever your conclusion, you Edward IV. swiftly whatever the century. murders. Elton fans are used to. This is worn in films" will be very amused by Ben disposing of every You cannot fail to he The lines range front the particularly the casewith the It is guaranteed that this play Elton's. I take full potential opponent. affected by the sharp and serious "You can he rule of Brooke, the ex-playboy will not only have you laughing responsibility for making you While Richard's immediacy and guilty and innocent in the land model. who in a vain attempt to in the aisles, but also debating see this play. Who knows, if character is completely contemporary resonances of the free, All you need is an win a film role, portrays a girt the issues. It is also guaranteed vim don't I might he inspired devoid of morality, his of the production not excuse", to the witty metaphors sexily derohing her tights, that many .people will spout enough to come and kill you. shrewd aside to the bad for a script written in camera i a la Flours of 1592 Cowls} invite audience Phil Steel Troma Double Bill •••••••••••••••••••• OOOOO should like UJ make it clear that I Tomorrow Man had no idea of the content of this I film before 1 votumeered to T i both its modern day with Jonathan 13riscoll, iv view if When I discovered that it Sit-fi B-Movie misunderstood genius, was full of -over-the-edge erotic, . aspirations, its focus provides the focus around action" I deliberated lot a loug. Iiir.• tin the apocalypse: and in which the rest of the flint time over Whether to lower my- sch its Americanised cliches orbits.. In their quest. to Eventually, purely in the interests - 1 this film is see) similar to prevent the scaling down the public. I bought myself a mail the marvellous of Earth's deep space site hos of Kleenex and .set off to bitfrrt -nd f:ni:e. I hi V. exploration they are the Hyde Park. 1:ntforItin irch. the pursued nil by the full Nico Icon hirtunalely. I had brought along it extremely ih special might eif .Anieriea's armed 1111144.14 - 11,u hos of mulches to keep my eyelids dfecis i laughingly Firsts. as you ritiehl a the legendary Nisi) aspen for the four hour double eaidnoard-like in an over expeei, but h) twnt thniugh a collage of film biltUntontinately. I needed then' .iiiif.ii-il•-• -,i,...iime prufes-kor and his military sidekick, sponsored by tisitaee. interviews and clips. A Things began badly • I had to ae.ta. \ ' - member ot the hohemian two hours of Ser Ka:bilk/mu background nitrite the CIA. movement led by Warhol and the talc of a superhero whit, di,'+'-',J straight form Pileman tin Despite these detractions this film is "queen of the bad Nico in a kimono, impales crinonalv watt i he Commodiire h-1, worth watching for pure treat name Christ I'ittfgen t was chopsticks, and then turns them into reduce .1 potential epic to amusement value. Laugh the Gemtan girl who hail it all - atmospheric feel to it. Nico records. sushi. Elnimm. the straight-to•video TV at the dialogue. he beauty. intelligence, plus Lou herself is presented to us chiefly If this is an era that interests Next came taurieti 4 Julie( - two music that Tonrorrou,. Reed and Jim Morrison for lovers. through the accounts of her you. then !Vico Icier is probably hours of occasionally funny. Van actually is emitted at the lack tit- re:distil. but trust 1,1 all She modelled for Vogue. sung admiring male at and worth seeing. Otherwise, the occasionally erotic, often neither, The turn tracks the pray that the American- with the Velvet Undeiground and colleagues, all in awe of her repetitive documentary devices and frequently emharrassing Had progress of a morphine - continue to churn out eventually descended into a life of beauty which is, granted. striking. twhich include an irritating habit hate style 'humour' accompanied iindroid sent by robots such trite giving the heioin addiction, dying in thita in However, it is harder to admire of taking fragments of speech and by the 'baboon mating with ostrich' from the future to prevent British film industry at the late 811s. her character. Any xyrnprahy is presenting them as wnting on the laughter of the bloke behind me. the extinction of mankind. The best hit? The immense sense of least some chance i it Ni•e, him manages tel capture destroyed at the point where we scir.en 1 are likely to annul - wait Julian Sands, whose talent suet it al the nihilism and livionistri of that hear that she wanted to record the until it appears on late night TV relief as Me credits started to roll seems suited to playing world. mostly on poor quality sound ot her sun's life ,ulipe in such wooden 1. de,.. OW machine kir use on arie la- her \eds.-ad whose friendship David Lerner Win that has a slightly seedy but Zoe Seymour Jesse Griffiths FA books 8 Janice Friday October 25 1996

A Merry Dance around the world Erie Newby Picador £6.99

ravel writers rarely seem to gain A chilling smile Tcelebrity. but if anyone has neared that status his Eric Newby. His maw: of humour but also respect for the places he If you think the chill has gone out of the thriller then think s isit.s and obvious pleasure in what he does, has made the author of books such as again. LINDEN THORNTON puckers her lips and talks to Love and 'IVar in the Appenines, Britain's bestselling travel writer. Anne Billson, author of a haunting new chiller, Stiff Lips Although his name is most likely to sound familiar either front his books or as Travel Editor of the Observer. Newby hire has, or believes kits and lots of !catty had cheesy faith people are DO longer so world of thrillers sorely spent his early adult years as an she has. very little horror films. Sometimes they're afraid of eternal damnation DeedS a wnter of apprentice with a four-masted going lisr her. But fun turd orhertimes just-awful'. 'Nowadays people are just as the calibre of Finnish temple and sailed in the one thing she does She admitted to being a big fan of much fascinated as seated. On Anne Billson last Grain Race from Australia Chave is a friend called Stephen King's The Shining one level you'll be really in Ds to Europe. going on to work in Sophie who's !Aimed with which led me on to that other cult frightened but on anotha maybe realms the fashion business. book blonde hair, moues. talent a classic 'I hive The X- want to find out more'. I saw her puhlishing.and journalism. gorgeous semi-ex-boviriend , sometimes they're a hit point but after being too nervous As the subtitle explains. A and, most imporlantiv. a fiat dull but when they get a good to leave my sofa having finished Metry name Around The in trendy Notting Hill episode they really crack it.' Stiff bps in an empty house, I World is The Best of Eric For mans. especiulls me. this Although creepy in the hest wasn't sure I would want to know Newby. During his career he has would in itself make excellent thriller tradition. Billion's ghosts much more about ghosts. Anne produced an impressive reading. but in her hook Stiff Lao. seem completely feasible. I askal Hinson charmingly apologised for collection of travel hooks and Anne Billson has combined her her opinion oft.the existence any discomlairt the situation may this is a stunning selection of fascinating characters with a of such a phenomenon as ghosts have caused me but couldn't help extracts from them. It is not ghostly pkg. that cannot fail to and she was disarmingly matter- expressing her delight that she strictly speaking an chill. I was glued to the sofa for of-last, if a title inlet-Wed: 'I had created such a spOokr, Dore]. autobiography, but the pieces hours by such a winning recipe: don't believe tagfartiss as such but Anne Nilson has so fat in her are presented in chronological so when I spoke to Anne Billson I think that there's always a lot of career concentrated on lxxiks with order so that it could be read as was interested to know which of things that science can't explain a chill element but it seems to me such. In a friendly. relaxed style. the two ingredients she had paid away...or maybe in several that sheltie, the world literally at Newby takes us from his birth most attention to. She replied that centuries time there'll be an her fingertips. She has the in a chapter taken from .4 she had 'started writing it as a explanation for stuff that we don't character insight to wnte a novel to a brief Traveller's Life. ghost story but wanted the understand. I don't believe in that would stand up without adolescent career in advertising. characten, to he real, otherwise it ghosts but I believe in the power thrilling action, and her portrayal to his early and chaotic wouldn't he very involving. I of the human mind to do itself of Notting Hill demonstrates the e%plurations of Cenral Asia, great damage in various ways'. I wit to write a biting satire. I for think a ghost story isn't so ending in what was to be effective ir the characters aren't confessed that had i heen Clare or wondered then whether her future twenty year; his home in Italy. well-rounded'. Sophie I would nut have stayed in plans still centred around ihnller• Along the way the reader Since Anne Hinson is the house for more than five 'I think genre hooks are much accompanies Newby and often definitely at the classier end of the minutes, let alone 1:o-resided with more fun than serious literary his wife Wanda on a twelve- thriller- spectrum. I wondered a ghostly posse. Anne Billson hooks because that have a story hundred mile towing boat what she thought of other croons agreed that she had had some and I like trying to tell a journey down the Ganges. to unnerve. •I make a living by doubts about that aspect but said story'. That was just cycling holidays in Ireland, and writing as a film critic lot the. that our attitudes as the the reply I was trips on the Trans-Siberian ■ SundavIeleetaph. so I' se seen supertattural ale changing az with hoping to hear Railway. the steeling of rrlicinn ack1 loss-OF because the In an era whore travel has becutne widely accepted so that we have become blase about • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ****** • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • journeys to exotic places, it up using their Dels■Orked computers The vs ay she Calisst :ntly 1% hies down would teensy to remain Bridget Jones's Diary drink, and not to spend too much on The lottery takes over her life her weight. drink/tabs consumption unimpressed by a list of the lottery all conspire to make her rgoodbye Saturday nights). And the and calone intake is alarming, Newtsy's towel Helen Fielding kink stupid and unworthy DrOUnd the Yugoslavian war is set to rights f -You showing how she is always accomplishments. He writes so Macmillan £ 15.49 Smug Marrieds and relatives from the don't know what's going on in Bosnia engagingly Ivaivtver that I was obsessively trying to impress the green belt. either." "I do" "You donl.""I do." entirely won over by what is-I people around her, to scant avail. She is helped through her 12-month "You don't." i. Her pregnancy scare When hate to use the word but it suits hope this isn't based on her parents' marriage breaks stumble/grope by her friends Sharon. brings about thoughts of single- A Merry fkujce Around The anybody that the author up, it is her that is left to pick up the Jude (attached to Vile Richard l and parenthood mainly due to the proverbial pieces. There does seem to World perfectly- a "delightful- knows. Apart from having Tom (attached to Vile lemmet who prospective hook. friends, fidget has an awful lather being Daniel. he idea of marriage is u mode that is ' regularly eet her drunk (every davi. Unfortunate's he is out of the country out, showing that the family zeilgetil Even Newby's accounts of life, partake in feminist rants and make is towards single parents everyday life are amusing, Briget Jones Works Lou a her happy by having had albeit it in an ederiv English publishing company. doing a job The comedy and pathos sit relationships This is the post-modern, logether effectively with the strands kind of way, as he describes that she hasn't a clue about as it Does it count as a comedy There of comic nbservalum, satire youthful crushes: "At such holds her hack front her main are passages of pure comic genius times what little air there was pursuit al lusting after men. post-feminist Adrian Mole wondeitul putdowns, and the way she that kbo not so much as sparkle with unintentionally reveals her faults and would be so heavy with lust that Prospectixe candidates: wit as radiate large amounts of desires. She IN actually the only sane I would develop an enormous Daniel, her Bass: suffers Iron nuclear powered mirth. Her mother's headache of the kind usually the condition of fuck xi, itiaRe - person contained within. but since all conversion to feminism is brilliant to at the brought on by thundery using women for sex and time and never gets 10 Ilea; the folk from the Smoke are mad she read; instead of becoming a better about I weather" and travel on the generally being a bloke_ Mark, is the ahnormality. Her ultimate quest woman she actually becomes even Het vs bole hle is seen in her is Dist rot her to have a steady Underground: "Al successful lawyer: wears yellow worse and Skinny. The excruciating microcosm-castle birthday patty She relationship with a nice man. The Hammersmith where I emerged diamond pattern jumpers and dinner parties when: she is the only sticky and wretched fmm the white sacks. plans every. thing out metii.uloosly. ending is obviously predictable. but it singleton, and is constantly reminded then it all goes wrong. At auicc From is great fun getting to the end and train. I found that we had been So. what is it about? God knows. about the menopause by old flarbara the shin, But her Blends ca re her. confirming the irony. so closely packed that A year in the life °la single Cart lands, and repeatedly set tip with In the end it is essentially a book This is. most definitely, indeed, somebody had taken my thirtysomething as she lurches from Mark by their parents. (Jr is it a about a Mt year old woman who is the post-modern, post-temenst handkerchief out of my pocket. one drunken encounter to another social satire' The etiquette of using very lonely and is constantly done version of Adrian Mob.. If you used it. and put it hack under drunken eneounter, harassed by her the 1471 call-hack system is over Iss the men in her life and let Mole you the impression that it was his mother and her mid life crisis and discussed r Is it very sad to use 11 all identified with Mrstcr down by her parents who treat her could he lalic/ led sad. It you idemil) own". Who A Merry Ounce ritual humiliation tram the entire the time''!. 14 yea, old. A kit of what she Willi Lin d i;,id ou Around The Mold offers then human race Her quest for it better Daniel and lingo chat each other . help y is a laid-back and witty read twine. a nice boyfriend. nut to says is quite touching and affecting perfect for travellers or just anyone with a related sense of humour.

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Somewhereolong the lair the A LOGICAL plot Juts been painful's tact. (larssions need to he racked. 4t hal i.t its EirAthriir, its iderflovical point? What has hoommotord tit Nit' t.rofence. the danger, the 11 r e 111:' 6frrrIpated H , Mr ,ftfueldmittf. met han0 .01 n rri",r ill Ed Rash or the eArrenie Mutual' Of PROGRESSION ice tohiphr presents iisel" as a bland Something is happening. It's been labelled as Drum 'n' Bass by some, but to Nr ,qtr arckerimeh: month basslines and itisopid Isrunk.s. others its music. In a prelude to an overview of the scene, we review what ill nigh' the I 'onvio..rion err !he ripasure Rooms has many are calling a legendary watershed - Bukem @ The Good Life 16/10/96. beam 'this is the (mum -. .4nol 40 MIN been wonder-Me f you've not noticed yet one unified sweaty mass, and cumes on to play the closing set. lung for more A chorus ot vindicatecl and the pitmen; gtven dor "inure of what!)... Drum 'n' Bass is for the first lime in a couple it accompanied by the soulful MC stair qung and claps urge him an value lot:both their money tits! Saploisricatom, muskimodup, Icoming your way. year's a crowd is loaded with Conrad, the mliveMent and noise to a closing encore. At turn in Ilw their lives. It is often sand respect PlYP,Vir.kNffifL Them- me tars- Auppowii qualities of Nights such as The Good the type of enthusiasm for the front the main floor gather DJ hox the whole of the is due, but tonight respect Is• (111.11. Life and Bael To Basics mu.ic spinning on the decks momentutn as the crow d leaps hacknonm team joins Danny & and thanks to the iino Nei doing "Lottllizent - drum and boa., y nlrliorrl are opening their doors to which nowadays eludes the from flint to tibia mnving ki file Conrail AI 2:15ani the 1104.4Ntair unpaid overtime Ionia:fa will he r4rrrrrr arnd irrufse.:urn.Orni .ireato expand the parameters of mak in in main stream he lteaks tearing off the decks The 1f) to OTT lent playing. hat no remembered for a king lung time. iv all rr an and hots to la) ,oaf be. music beyond the confines clubs. Ever) square inch of the master at work lays dow it a itrie% having Une tit them tells The whole nil isieedings were Own!, onclekVor ; and o lean once reserved for House. main floor is vibrating with selection of flesh rhythms Bukem he has "A minute and a wittssut a doubt .1 I■Nt• 4 Last Wednesiko Thr Good energy. From the dark coolers accompano.1 by his usual set ell quarter, but Iwo oceonls later the to conic. Even Dave Beer hind beats dot not equal depth mod pm4.ressio on. 1,111 at The Pleasure Rooms and sidelines where the clouds established classics such as. crowd still stun move, satukIn't holdback Mini shouting Life ti myth, ,so the star,. was host to the talent_s of Ed of smoke hang heavy to the "Horizons," and ''One and only," 11's been 10 years since music down the nue. "'lest thing since Rush. Dili Ma and the queue at the bar. people are by PFM, has taken such a dramatic and Acid house". gr tics.. rumoured f 1,000 an hour music swaying and nodding to the significant durcuon. eht is a Nick ()Warily George Butler boy LEI Bukern. It became a fresh rhythms of the night's y the end of the set the true watershed. Once again the The Good Life is even combination which elevated musical flavour crowd, elevated to a stale vision of Dave Beer land Lee Wednesday 1st Biday Is 13th COMPETITION The Goad Lift experience to When Bukem caentually Bof euphoria. is clearly Wright whoever he isthits been Nov & 1:EJ returns on an altogether different level. 27 Not It's the usual club. Ow more than familiar Wednesday night HEY DJ out, but something different is going on. In the air something fresh and palpable lingers as PUMP the punters .pill into the Pleasure Rooms It's at said that a midweek club more titan THAT matches the weekend counterparts. but for once ti's PARTY true. The Good Lite is rocking While Columbia is playing host ecognise This cry -Gist: to Mr MIN mug tour and to 801.1+ r ne it chance, r11 spin one people. The Good Life has RSir you-. Last year Leeds. around 1200 inside its walls. Student held a hugely successful DJ competition, Once again we ukem did not show for are Wieling you the chance to be 2/./1..A last Fhda} and recognised by the country's Bbehind the scenes its leading student paper, and to fraught. Will he turn up? Will become our resident D.I. So send he ever! AI lam almost the your tape-s to i)1 Dashing Dick at whole of the club has ascended Leeds Student. I.xerls University to the main floor, All around Union. P() Box 157. LS I I UH. people are packed together nth' Or alternatively drop a tape into either 112'eds Student offer at LULL or 1...MUSU. Prims have now been arranged, and will be confirmed next week. This is your chance to play artop clubs in Leeds and to win other paraphenalia UNEARTHLY GOINGS ON? OH, and by the way - this cornpeti tit a t is open to all arid we'll will have winners kir ACRE PORTER is this week brought down to earth as Planet ::. arions categories and one overall v. inner so ixt tin the Earth sets the record straight on the Monday news ticks and wise tis it Mk

FULL APOLOGY TO PLANET claiming Iltat he had been ctsen uo !hal is of universal appeal hi Mc oiliciwiae is libellous and ia idiom Enter our DJ EARTH NIGHTCLUB tippoi tunny to redress Me balance customer base and, since the ntaiorits inundation, if it can't he qualified competition today, for was. nic.. et contacted and asked ot out promotions are always full . which it can't 1 it ,hound riot have op L....els 1 :••Incluti Planet for my thought. on the allegation, must be doing something right. The been printed Ivy a reputible a chance to DJ at top Earth h.:• ni. .-1 gis••n a Iii which I would have completely claims are a -slight at.i.dinst our valued newspaper. Fin the record. there has clubs in Leeds T ap, ,I.,.. • • .• ../ , ..,. \ ' ,rie nr dismissed had the reporter had the customers, man) or whom attend the never been accident attributed to Iteq ,i,„Ip•i 1. ,ii. , _.:,1.: \,.e I% . ,,'7 't develic:i, aut.! professionalism 10 get an unsafe dance Chair during the Iwo 3 We do not years the - tiMilif . arliile in cast weok ., :,.. In tie bolt tSialenga bleak the DJ has supplement. cater for lunatics , —11v enue has limn off an nalidavahanly to the same The club, in City Square, 'We do not cater for lunatics. We cater for We resent the claims of 1,:en trading Zelleafteba5Bia lrtTjUnt we heepenrhgennenervew claimed the feature., headlined highly intelligent returns moan the Way well be We cater for highly intelligent and motivated 'tacky' promotions. What is Ilanttiatst.tt • toW Buitem about Le•I 'Monday Night is Student Night ' hie %mil:ism-toe and was libellous and made false students, many Rumours about a new and motivated students...' lit whom require the definition of a promotion? or • - dab tri town caged Load which es statements and dereleaisir claim- beefing in two weeks •K,,vatch this T he article attacked the venue by likes if out 5.11,111 peg', Itthe9Urs can be cap by in touch_.‘ sshsulutely Fabulk us proln011int ii Jisurnufr tut Wits lu present a balanced are riO. fr floc SO be BOOS rms, Is saying:: Wthr&IEI• rox hoot agreed years I n Nossirter and I . It didn't have slit air CtInditiOniTtg For the record, il:t ti after a day: of hard study The report but last week 's article had not Dew Beer to of No mare I. We do have an air conditionine !act they choose to come here. iii *34 the pass, Dissent and ham Ina sS %Win speciat look at* the ot the ekt .2. R in (ado promothins ‘ritt2in tthich is in the process of large numbers as opposed to othin donien pntiring Ono hid, lc Leeds which put Lew:fan/I the map ■ I I atered for lunatica being upgraded. ire the mean tittle '..C:11_71.4.%. is a IlY11110 ruea,ure of HUI S111eLent tie •paper anti!, Lis icille's Lollseek saw Vatee 4. Ittil an unsafe dans! a Hoar have hired a tempo- dry sy -ten which the balance and :liners not to print 041 WA me bestVwern ot is work 1112 tine 4 Out dirns.c Hoot is riot unsafe The such 1rrespon•rble. damaging shars on offer ThISAveak ate drugt But. in a strong!) warded lailtgl to reeve. WI next soak Vie response, the elnb'S. general manager, 2, We resent the claims of 'tack;)' s. lob has a Health and Safely allegations in Inflate. Ntr 1-Intchinsiit) debate wi appeal- Alm non promotions. What i. the definition of Cettitie de and is rt.:gni:thy inspected WeICOMCii b•JitOr Sinn ersonei insight the That summer Brad Hutchinson, slammed tile =crrNO Maid Gras articles' liaised Journalistic skills proimition'' Solely it iw something hy the Iilea1 authority. TO say prOthise to 501 the record straight remember cities we *wave a You never know Sow LID-A it always happens n rellecson PI mu T10 Juice Friday October 25 1996 The Story So Fan.. Your Bird ( With "You're Gorgeous" finally giving them the re to herald the release of the fantastic album, Ugly ruffles the feathers of Stephen Jones, the mainnv none other than Richard and Judy icture the scene: it's segment of your local discotheque, behind the snap there appears to he a good deal of themselves, how did they find the go to rhea maw , 6.35pm On Sunday. user I 2 almost cloying patronage bestowed E first and finest of the catching up to do, You see, just us unsexy,` 6th October, and upon them by the Ginger Prince, Chris As Damon, um, solo series. this sweet innocent thing months ago. the Sheffield-based Mark Goodier is Stephen Jones had a plan. A crazy, rock Evans? doubt tell ypa,aw, appeared out of nowhere but was soon to spawn "Yeah, he was taking the claim that such cult classics as "Man's Tight Vest". "Hong nearing the end of 'n' roll commercial suicide kinda plan. hit. sell cart•lahc, The sort of plan that was the source of he was trying to 'break' BabyBird", happen Kong Blues" and "Lemonade Baby". "I'm so phis weekly ego-massaging II) have i not the London-centric Stephen muses, "hut it's great. That lucky. just like Kylic". he crooned. and listening much merriment in face to hoot, )14.0 exercise that is the Top 411 confines of the music industry, show was especially good 'cos we just gossip tibia-Apex to the poignant "Dead Bird Sings" you stood in the bur and could drink. I don't just have to agree. Amazing. countdown. The Top Ten, that Fame and all its trappings played overnight. !tutu, only a minute part in the scheme of actually like Chris Evans but I think doorstep and tOber paragon of shrewd marketing 1114.0 OC strategies and, occasionally. things. Stephen was simply pregnant he's a better presenter than Anthea 'through the piim„,, with hundreds of stunningly original Turner." 695 ace pop music has already not uncontrim songs and. lo-ft or otherwise • does "It's quite funny". says Hugh life. Once your of seen off The Manic Street anyone really care?, he just had to let Chadbourne, the keyboardist. "because property i,t) it kait■ SAO Preachers at No.9: The these babies out. So he set up BahyBird this morning we felt quite blase about lite. Hiss, then,w' Beautiful South are unusually Recordings, stuck two fingers up The doing live TV, so we're old hands coping wah Wein, early casualties, peaking at Industry's nose. and released four already." sleazy jounwe SOAVE startlingly bizarre but intrinsically "Rut when we did Top Of . The Pops". Hugh. "I Mint sr No.5, whilst your mum's beautiful albums. In time months, interjects Stephen. " the Spice Girls media ante favourite chanteuse, Celine obviously. were dancing along and singing the ttlways i nil tut a4r Dion, can only manage a puny push to No.4. A tiny percentage of the .NOWNED fur the population, meanwhile, is world's scariest album cover... 'But when we did Top Of The Pops, the ever - a pastiche of the Scorcese shun. The Big quite probably drooling Shave_ We were entertained by the devilishly with knuckle-whitening naughty "Valerie", the Maitilow homage that is anticipation. Spice Girls were dancing along and "Shop Girl" and the Playschool-meets-Foucault BabyBird, you see. are about musings of "Happy Bus And, of course. the to glide into 3rd place with cheeky strains of '`Bad Jazz". Nice. 'You're Gorgeous'. a syrupy, singing the words, and that was funny. twisted, lustful thing that is ire Il: Docei ner destined to significantly alter the lives of its authors, like. It may not be rock In' roll but it is fun.' i9s forever. Okay, so Noel and The Chemical Brothers, as predictable as Christmas. Like all the hest stories. though, our words, and that was funny. It may not about. It ju - fAltiER crashed into the top spot. but the feathered friend had no real idea that be rock 'n' molt but it is fun." Stephen' "In uszA 14000 BabyBird story is so much more things would take off as they did. ''We mean. The Swat alluring and magical and, frankly. originally expected to get a small. 5/ 11/ ike most things in life, it Is sex phoned up *m14 amusing that it just has to he told. review for i Was Born A Alan (the first that giddily rotates the crazy album's about.bt "We knew 'You're Gorgeous' was LP( and that would he it", says LWorld Of Pop. Sex, as everyone about my set Wm going to do well because we'd done a Stephen, "and then people would pick knows, sells. And if you happen to he happen but yadm lot of TV and had had loads of radio up on it on Fatherhood or the next ones, dashingly charismatic. witty. intelligent but there is ter THE third and longest love play. even if the video was banned by but it just gm so much attention. If it and front a hip and happening rock definitely ' affair that wosx:d us with such candy- The Chart Show", recalls a travel-tired hadn't worked it'd be impossible to say hand who just sold in excess of I 00.0(X) Salacious anne covered pop as "Cooling Towers", "Goodnight" Stephen Jones. slouched upstairs at The what we'd be doing now - we were all copies of their last single. il might be BabyBird's lyrist and the delightfully foreign "May Vv'e". Indeed, Duchess, "hut at the time we were in pretty sceptical hack then." fair to say that, hey. things aren't going must interpretie on "Cool & Crazy Things To Do'' Mr Jones this very nice mews flat in London and Not anymore though On no. And so too badly really. So. judging by the times surreal l'Px outlined his whole, honkers philosophy. we knew the mid-week position so it Stephen got a band together, toured the conspicuous number of expensively- did you disaster And then they were offered serious amounts of wasn't too much of a surprise." country, signed to Echo records. and groomed ladies and hankers-with- money by rich business folk. this week released their first group- attitude crammed into the usually Gilrpt. n(:rjoilyeurmiglw:' slyhuni siidr d0: e is oalbssnr ex:ir ot or. it seems. was selling out a reeorded album, the wonderful. weird sartorially-questionable Duchess this ff tour Of this country's more. ern. and utterly irresistible Ugly Ifeetatifirl. evening, just how does it feel to be seen roughly Nintimate venues, when in actual Imagine. if you will. a meeting as the thinking woman's crumpet? pretty fact the band could have conceivably between the oafish elegance and pop "I don't know!" squirms Stephen. played to three times as many people. nous of Serge Gainsbourg. the pointed, blushing but genuinely taken aback. best lyricists. 10 'It's beyond me. to be honest, I thought perceptive humour of Harry Hill and "Um, I watched The Big Breakfast and and to people,!60 we'd play the Town & Country. But I the Brylcreemed romanticism of I thought that I looked like a big fat innermost fitelar think it's just proof that we can sell out Mickey Rourke (think about ill and you pig. And I do!" You don't exactly try to hel iefs. And eel] a tour, they're all doing well except for may get half of the picture. Jarvis. for promote your image on the record a large part gold Newcastle, which is a strange place all his hip swivelling and manicured more sober re* anyway." sleeves. though. "Yeah. exactly. That's fingernails, has nothing on this guy. the thing, the idea is that my face might away. It witstIO But we digress. Indeed, for those of Yet for a band who only that he on a lot of the covers but it's not attention of Eato` you whose first bite of BahyBird's morning had to travel from Leicester to give Lightning Seeill rather tasty cherry occurred when trying to he Gary Barlow. which is Leeds via London in order to 'do' The your best side. it's trying to kind of Stephen'l 'You're Gorgeous' oozed Noise, the kids' pop show hosted by the about that two out of the speakers distort your face and I'll always want to genial Andi Peters. and whose next do that. A sex symbol. I don't know, man. All I vaoto S a album titles go. this during the smooch pposite televisual treat is to he interviewed by what you see on TV is so different from with lyrics:Ile wasn't bad at all Perhaps the most esoteric of the four. BabyBird went all disturbed and weird on us with industrial-style romps through "Razorblade Shower" and "Planecrash Xmas". Then again, "Copper Feel" and "Candy Girl" made us grin like chimpanzees with terrible constipation. Oh yes. watched the Big Breakfast and I looked IiM sic 11 Can Sing! tecognition they deserve and Beautiful, PIERS MARTIN lilan of the latest rock 'n'roll

Nhcn you actually him some lyrics and he's changed them. Midnight Cowboy is a beautiful record. s completely Whether I'll like it or not I'm not And Angelo Badelamenti." saying." It's no surprise. then. that the band and Jarvis will no take to the stage with the Twin Peaks • you get a Top 10 ugh; "We got a tape of the track, theme drifting from the speakers. The f albums and we hadn't heard it. and this mons BabyBird live experience is in itself P:'ther camera.friendly Hcame on and although it was The like something out of a David `Wenty become hot Lightning Seeds it had Stephen's lyrics Lynch movie: tender-soft .,arty almost on it. And you could actually hear melodies and tantalisingly ▪ mped outside your where his lyrics had been replaced by brilliant songs. so out of synch non lenses poking Ian's. you could see it." with the rest of today's dull, ire unpleasant, but Stephen: "The simple fact of doing brash pretenders; a band tit._s of the showbir. that. and this is going to sound really resplendent in sharp suits and a :wan:nes public cynical. is that the quicker we recoup singer who can actually sing, "-i does your private we get into profit. I might he making commanding the stage with lithe Bird Men Publishing money but the rest of the such alarming elegance and eid the ensuing hand aren't getting anything. So that's humour that you can only r• why I did it. I don't think you can turn wonder why he wasn't a CAT learnt that die those things dawn. Apparently. Elton national hero a decade ago kge say. so we're John is a fan and I would like to meet It is. in short. a good night what we talk hint. Just fur the perverse reason that it out. would be interesting." About your stage flitch: "But you don't presence, did that want to meet your require a lot of heroes, do you'?" practice? "Nab", Stephen: "Well he's not replys Stephen, my hero." "it's just a list of I understand that you alcohol I were offered the chance mean. the to remix slinky London idea of hands dub sorts Baby Fox? in jeans and "limmm, they wanted an •shirts, italic mix of a dance ambling on track". sneers Stephen. stage with "hut we said no to that that "we because they were don't care" suggesting that we were attitude is Just an indie hand. I only not appealing. heard one track - white We want to put on Is who you meet." dance music. basically." a big show and make people • Idol seedy press. I Of course. But now that BabyBird smile." ITN! People have are perceived as a band in the eyes of lam know what the the public. does that mean that Stephen Which they unfailingly do. And as oven sent things won't he writing solo material, what. BabyBird hand gains even more told stuff, so it does ever again? 'The point about me momentum. flapping its praise- t do those things. writing on my own is not that I'm an drenched wings. and as shop girls rside to it ego-maniac, it's that being in a room on start humming 'You're Gorgeous' I your own is not the same as being with in their lunch breaks. the world, it kis:ode, it's the others; there's still complete seems, is their proverbial oyster. at have inspired the freedom." This fame thing, do you get it? 1 • Ah- ofind wonder. At Hugh: "BahyBird may be what it is think the only worry is being you indigenous or now but Stephen's always expressed an recognised. Not being to able to ore you the lime in interest in writing film soundtracks. get off the bus, all those corny der" from 'Candy And if that happens it would probably things. I don't see the point in winctinnily accurate be a solo project." Stephen. "'You're holding back forever and being then/You were Gorgeous' is perfect: we. BabyBird, arc an indie hand. 1 mean, we're 1 live was in your known, so now we can do lots of not an iodic band, we just want i$was on my brain" things. People actually know who we to be as accessible as t seems, like all the are." possible." a ,fible to speak for You don't say. Speaking of films, Doris' worry. Stephen, you '''xidate their who or what turns you on in the are. And with Jesus as his .,,a)F tut perverse movies? "Gerard Depardieu, of course". girlfriend, just watch this rough humour plays he enthuses. "I think Damon is one of baby soar off into the ..,:oceedings.` the my favourite films, 1 just like heavens, )its arc never far passionate movies, flamenco movies as will that attracted the well. I like passion in stuff and 1 think .1451 hero and head we try and be passionate. Jim Jarmusch it &pudic. movies, stuff like that, Musically, I'm a 17,really say much fan of Radiohead. I like his voice. I just S a very nice like certain things in music; mainly vwas helping him soundtracks and a lot of hip hop • •eally his but I gave records. John Barry especially:

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Danny stuns Nnn 2J111 iI Nat and Georgia with his 22N2o2 lir Cheek their 11 1 lt,iist.) struggle with Russian and Judy Garland. 5.20 New Baywatch. When a dancing and perform with 3A5 FILM: Easy to Love heatwave hits California. reaction to their affair and l• ...II. .;11,• I 1 0 1 '0211' will Ron arid Jackie let C'orkpit the cast of Buddy. (1953). Colourful musical. thousands of people head rm• c•wil re Kruk, titplinv and plu• 1014,1/.11.;_ut for the beach - creating a their friendship develop IMednalrep and Oirreisk 6.55 Noel's House Party 5.20 TOTP 2 skim:ore I t i4.tle logistical headache for Mitch into something more? 1Sunielsarileu. Hun 11111 iel lights. Another live extravaganza 6.05 Rhodes. 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At what cost vv.1:1 Sit 7.50 The National Lottery 7.00 News And Sport: spin ?out £2 NI. Sill families compete for cash, should we pursue dike. bet„rr. I I itlpftl t5 uher 1%•,rrhnitsr Live. Actor Richard E Weather advances in medical thiqp, prizes and the )acicpul In the pill)Ing soul. citrus° Grant starts the draw. 7.15 Assignment. A deadly science? 1.511 City Slit mid 111,1, 8.05 Casualty. An emotional trade route is developing in popular quiz show, hosted ci 01.0111:0 .tudect by Les Dennis 9.00 E.R: The Birthday Party. ■ nightshift at Holby City Northern Afghanistan for in.,- or 1_2 50 NU.% • EJ '30 Coku. F,a‘crshrm 8.45 ITN News: Weather. Benton is for between S•011111-1) wiih thicV Willimm and hospital when Josh puts opium and ifs derivative, followed by family and work (lub Mr% Phil F.tvc/•duan 1.2.741JS 114 pint. himself at risk to save a Local Weather heroin, a commodity more 9.00 In Search Of Dracula With responsibilities. Ross young girl precious than silk or gold. Jonathan Ross. steeps with a woman 8.55 News And Spar 8.00 What The Papers Say One hundred years after the whose name he can't 9.15 FILM: Sunstroke (1992). 8.10 Snooker Grand Prix. The remember and Greene publication of Bram Stoker's gigs A woman is suspected of second semi-final from the finds his marital problems I classic horror story. committing a series of Bournemouth International escalating. Jonathan Ross sets of on a grisly murders in this Centre. 9.55 Father Ted. Journey which stretches made-for-television 10.25 NYPD Blue: The Final 'Mt nuchesr. ShaTirid 9.00 Have I Got News For You from Transylvania to Supo g Sep,u1.111 r 1'r, lapse N 31)pm. f 1.7 Adjustment suspense film. Starring 9.30 Flowers Of The Forest. A Hollywood to investigate the Jane Seymour. close-knit community is 11.25 Fame Factor: Tinsletown Fenton Bradford Vnivvr‘iii. legend of Dracula. 10A5 Match Of The Day. devastated when a social - Inside The Fame Hub:. 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Jennifer 10.00 American Gothic. Lucas 9.30 Beck. In the first of a two- 11.40 Champions League Ihichese part story, Beck has to Paterson and Clarissa Buck is buried but when Staruselac f trampoline Highlights. Jim Rosenthal discover the identity of a Dickson Wright are invited Billy discovers he's not introduces highlights of City Varieties middle-aged man who is to cater for the Duke of actually dead, he and Ben this evening's matches in Stephen (;)' Brien iTV's psyche found wandering the Hamilton in Scotland. race to exhume the coffin celebrity:, the UEFA Champions streets with memory loss. 9.00 Modem Times. A before the sheritf 10.20 Childwatch Plus Ten. programme that explores League. suffocates Esther Rantzen looks back the problems facing fathers 12.45 Flux. The Brothers Guinn 11.00 Rory Bremner... Who at the past 10 years of who want to keep in touch present more mayhem Else? theatre Chilctwatch in a year when with their children after and madness from the 11.40 Weekly Planet child abuse has been in separation or divorce. streets of Britain. This 3.10 Dispatches the headlines. 9.50 Naked City. The series edition comes from south 2.10 FILM: China Clipper West Viols Pleybouse, %%likeliest •rtc Centre London, and the DJ is Pureore by Ben Elton 11.30 FILM: Blind Vision (1990). that lilts the lid off the (1936). Drama starring Phantom 01 the Opero Suspenseful tale about secretive world of the City Chns Coco. 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Know-ii-all-bossy-face Big Breakfast and how didn't sco groupie mentions the possibility of them even though they were a Radio One interview this there...and didn't think we were afternoon. ever going to see thern...at least 2.10 pm. Still waiting_ not to day...and that it's just like Me: "Do you think there's any really brilliant getting to see them chance of us getting in there?" at all.. who'd have thought it?... Know-it-all-bossy-face: "Oh no Every/N.41y is staring at me. you don't. My father knows the Daggers in groupie-matte's eyes. 1. manager and they will definitely Have blown it. have left hours ago, because 3,00 gin, After a few hugs and apparently..." photos the lads go in. They're groupie - like the one appearances and recording dates. AAAAARGH it's them...They are probably desperate to get away about the cousin's she will be able to exchange this strolling out of the hotel and from that mad erased fan. I want to girlfriend who used to information with another girl who getting into !Clercs. go home. Now, Am so depressed go out with Gary knows that valuable home pm, Grab taxi. Pull up to and embarrassed. Have nude 1 Barlow's head of number of the Mirror 's showbiz Mores tit the fiats. Oh my complete tool of myself in front of security. Honest. Yet correspondent. It becomes an all Go d...Oh my God. "Mark. Mark, the most gorgeous sex.gods in the the groupie is in truth consuming way of life. with MAAAARK." He's grinning. and whole wide world. Am leasing. Jason...Oh my God_ Jason's 4.00 um. blase actually decided to limited talent and even discerning character, constant and Wool escapades in .ihrody knows the the name of have taking the plats waiving. I can't believe it. No, this explain to Mark what the problem red as well as she of the usual teenage pursuits of really can't he happening. was before. If he knows that I was ed to inspire complete es. and none can cinema trips and Slumber parties. 2-12 pm. Getting very excited and feeling a little overwhelmed I m edict then Other fans become closest starting to hyperventilate. sure he'll understand. movements 31 friends • nobody else can Groupicmatc gives me Vodka, 4.20 pm, Still mortified. but !base. EVE McGOWAN relives accurately. understand how deeply their We've left the rest of the tans hopeful In tact there is much feelings for the band run, and behind. -thank (hid tar the mad. 5.20 pm. Waiting.. Go for hot chocolate more to being a only another groupie will take speeding taxi driver, who looks (Olt pm, and miss them Will kill myself. Kperience groupie than meets the such an animated interest in like he hasn't had so much Ian to a eve. A successful detailed discussions of the pros lone time. and is twitched over the 7.30 pm, Get home, have dinner. most that their favourite album wilt groupie needs to he able to think and cons of How ard's nipple ring. v heel shouting "Come on you and pack hag for tomorrow. Take Top of he always he "Take That and Party." fast, act spontaneously and w ith What makes the groupie bastards" at any red lights that get That doing performance on so decide to stun them h the • once a groupie. always a initiative. and most importantly. system more am: vine is just how in his way_ the Pops. with amazing beauty and wit... groupie_ use basic common sense. They tar it spreads:1'hr: groupie 2.30 pm, Arrive at Radio One bit But are we being a little hard must be able to make snap network is not confined to one or minutes before rake That. Throw on groupies, who have a lot to put decisions on the quickest routes two towns at a time. nor even dare. up with after all Nor only do they between locations such as the simply to London. but spreads Is. have to cope Kensington Hilton across the whole country, Europe. r. and with the stick and the BBC White and further afield. A dedicated they get from A succes sful City. More fan invests much time and effort [Ter their roupie importantly they have in cultivating these contacts into look mates, non-gthere but groupie needs to be able to phone friendships. Help that Dutch fun Rivalry Survival Bible: 4 good is also the airline officials and around London and you know constant barrage to think very convince them that that next time you are in Holland groupie can't live without... lie has they really are for Take That's European tour. these rt,Ls)tpoir) eie:hir)oinf fast and act responsible for Take you won't he completely you newt know when its weren't lying about how claim to be "in Millzikkheas. Not only That's airport stranded looks flash, but increases vital info may be needed. close you got to Robbie the business." spontaneously transport and that In fact the skills a groupie your chance of seeing the MU/Album. A crucial Failed stars needs and acquires as they follow those flight times hand, since it enables Dottie of water. Being a status symbol in groupie Merited% es make with initiative. really should he the stars can be seen as practice groupies to cover every groupie is scorching work world. The more desperate confirmed right now for the experience of the wider exit of the building, and come summertime, but prestigious groupie is the he attempts to impress a groupie. And however irrational their working world. The charm and inform each other of the whatever the time of year. envy of all with tier building up hopes and firing reaction when they meet their ingenuity a groupie uses to make restore albums full of photos of heir band's movements. a drink is needed to imaginations with wild promises loved Ones and however bitchy contacts are valued in any job, your voice after all that herself with the hand. its and of intimate encounters with the and the imagination. persistence the argey-bargey at the barrier. Address hook, A screaming. group - promises whose groupies need to be able to work and sleuthlike ability to sniff out YWioa. A generous swig the groupie's most valuable fulfilment, strangely, always as a team. Information and details the famous who are determined just before the hand talk possession, containing auntrt. So that you can remain firmly fixed in the future. are passed from fan to fan like a not to he found is not unlike the appears will ease you ration every contact ever made - capture that special And of course even the most bizarre game of netball. Kane work of .• a journalist. perhaps? moment an tits forever - through those nervous us if fmm BBC bigwigs to scornful of outsiders has their girl's dad is involved with Oh. the irony.. and to prove to your tongue tied moments when such penpals across the globe. own fabricated tale with which lighting at Top of the Pops. and Essential at all times, since friends that you really you actually meet them. know they try to shock and amaze u can tip her off as to surprise 14 LEEDS STUDENT Fnclay 0,..-tober 25. 1996

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Tired of the excesses of the Costa del Sol, JO YOUNG ventured further down the coast to explore the oddities and affectations of an altogether different kind of place OR most never left. The result is, partly, I miss the old pound note' I which rarely exists any more in 33 miles of man-made tunnels what makes Gibraltar so encountered the first real England outside or 'Heartbeat'. Owing a military base, the people who've unique. Everywhere you look. challenge to my common sense; I guess Gibraltar has yet to standard obligatory conspiracy Rock touring holidayed all the transportable elements of in a territory consisting of little catch up on these less romantic theory is that it acts as a storage there, the British eulture are strangely more than a small town and•an details. Funny that you should point for chemical weapons - IT may appear that I. mends F imprinted on this Meditteranean enormous rock, they use red. have to go so far to he reminded "when the rock blows, we all got carried away with a Costa del Sol on the coastline. double decker buses, driven. ID of the smaller details of a go- J. If that isn't strange 'Brits Abroad theme. south coast of Spain What you rxlxrience then. my complete surprise, by a disappearing identity. enough. the dug-out rock has However, there is actually a when you cross border-control tattooed tooth-less man who Embarrassing. however, that been used for land reclamation, lot to du and see in GibeiliaL means little more than providing the locals with a resorts like Marhella actually just a very was definitely born within the our self-confessed culinary As you might expect, disinterested policeman • is a sound of the How hells. I crapness is another feature SafewaNs, two highrise blocks there are plenty of tour or Terriblines. weird descent into some kind of recalled my local bus route in which Gibraltar has chosen to and other necessary eyesores. operations only text willing High rise tower blocks. light tone" place which London, gloriously red pre- import. We searched in vain for A favourite oddity of mine to flew: you. Luckily. doesn't quite know if it's Spain pris isation. something to eat which was not was the discovery that Gibraltar lobster-coloured Brits in local taxi drivel's are or 1950's London. In fact. our tour guide was later scribbled on -a blackboard and is a duty-free paradise where 'I love Spain' prepanai to do a full tour for As I was still bemused by the excitedly telling us that. ended in. and chips'. bottles of vodka cost less than a £10 each. t-shirts. and, obviously, novelty of the Gibraltarian "Gibraltar. loo. has red phone However, after a week of user and you could probably We visited the St Michaels hazy memories of copious pound note with it's more boxes".I had to explain that yes. drinking Spanish Neer in thin smoke yourself to death for less caves, which are 'rally consumption of the sedate, bottle green tones I how here was another lost feature glasses and not being able to than your grant cheque. breathtaking. Strangely get a good cuppa anywhere, we - after years of 'indepth' foulest toecurling beer on enough there is Ow an soon let our genetic instincts research - I've found it auditorium in amongst the earth, San Miguel. take over and settled for a fry- hedonistic heaven. stalactites. Well, I suppose A kind of Blackpool with up and a pint. (After all. as i Its funny, because I would it's atmospheric. sun. read in a recent newspaper like to (quite arrogantly. The rock is home to tail- probably) think of My self as OK, so it's hell, but a few article, we must accept that. " less monkeys. Nobody is We're British. We eat shit"). being a bit of a traveller, and sure why they're there, but kilometres down the track Even abroad. vet I didn't reel with horror at and a couple of decades they're a reap winner with the British domination in tourists .Si they're making. behind the 'costa' in terms ibmitar is a strange Gibraltar. Somehow. it just damn sure they don't leave; of mindless development is pirate-like place. adds to its unique character. nuts and fresh fruit are Gibraltar. Quite naturally. since which. since the opening up to delivered A trip to Gibraltar is like other nations have mass tourism is sadly being If you're feeling many going away without actually Gbeen alternately trying to 'steal' eroded: Perhaps this will mean adventurous. it's possible to going anywhere. Travelli nu for it since the eighteenth century that in a few years time. go to Africa for a day. the xenophobic. For centuries. A mass of contradictions and Gibraltar too will grow up arid costing £40. Like all things Gibraltar has been governed by oddities. There's a huge rock lose some of its eclectic about the place it is worth it the British: the army arrived which has some incredible character. and I know that 1 for \....simply for die novelty value. generations ago. and typically. natural caves inside as well as one will he sad to sec it happen.

-01placolc 42 and all that Keeper of the Science

IN The Iiihilltiker:t. Guide ui the Waxy, a super-intelligent race find the answer to life. the universe and everything_ The answer. 42, isn't what they expect and they build a computer Kt lied out what the question was in the (list place. Now whilst awe super intelligence is open to debate, within ouelifetirne the human race may find the answer to what might he the socialist flame penultimate question: What is the fate of the universe? Scientists belies c that the universe came into existence about ten billion Barbara Castle, 86-year-old ex-Cabinet Minister in Harold years ago. Initially it was very small and h . but as time prot=ssed, it has e xl and cooled. This is known Wilson's Government, tells TINA BURRETT her views on as the big bang theory. Stars. planets and galaxies have formed and life has evolved. The distance between the past, present and future of the Labour Party galaxies and stars is increasing as the universe is still expanding. The penultimate question is (hi...Terme FTER a career that the term 'socialism' should he when the platform is determined to get core values are impeccable: Even dropped by the Party was dismissed as its way. The leadership were bringing though I thought it was a mistake to whether the universe will continue to that has spanned expand forever? We can answer this 'nonsense'. terrific pressure to hear tin the trade ditch Clause Four, the replacement is question by measuring the rate al over half a -Abandoning the term socialism unions to vote their way. They were just as challenging. if it is put into which it expands. and its weight. . Barbara would violate all my roots in politics, offering people the chance to speak practice. There is a commitment to centur► and the like, it was brilliantly creating a society in which wealth. Measuring how quickly space is A pull them up. The Labour Party, with expanding is not too hind. From is one of those rare its Socialist constitution, has achieved manipulated. power and opportunity are in the hands analysing light form sure and creatures, a Labour tar more than the Social Democrats on "When it came to the actual debate of the many and not the few. That is galaxies, we can work Out quickly politician who has been in the continent. We are the outstanding Harriet Hannan was given 20 minutes going far beyond equality of this expansion occurs. and how it example of a successful left wing to put the opposing Case. and Gordon opportunity. It is now a question of occurred in the past. billions of ye:iiN government. government". Brown had as king as he needed. I was seeing that those values arc applied". ago. These calculations indicate that She was first elected in 1945. Unlike most of the Leeds Student supposed to reply to all this in three Traditionally the party that WOII the the rate of expansion is slowing. but long before the likes of Tony readership. Barbara Castle can minutes. My supporters suggested I majority of student support, the Labour whether it will ultimately slop Blair had even been born, let remember the days of the Labour Party really deserved longer than this. The Party's change of heart must take some as a radical force in British politics. conference committee said they at' the blame for the collapse in youth followsal by a te.manal collapse, alone held a press conference. depends upon the weight of the She was party to the establishment of couldn't possibly recommend that. voting. Arc students all apathetic. pint- Accounting for her long universe, Weighing the universe the welfare state in the 1940s and a People tell me I actually spoke for 10 swilling slobs. as many would have us sounds difficult and it is. It involves standing political activity she cited cabinet minister in the 1960s. One 01 working out how many sus there her belief that people are simply her many successes was the are. their approximate mass and horn political animals. "You establishment of earnings-linked timeline the total gravity generated. simply feel the challenge and get pensions, subsequently abolished by She maintains her commitment to This gravitational rove is the only embroiled. it's something you just Mrs Thatcher. thing that could prevent the universe can't shut off_ At this year's Labour conference socialism, in conflict with the expanding forever. "I was brought up in a socialist Lady Castle attempted to get the party So what's the state-of-play? Well family in the industrial north of to re-adopt this policy. The dark Corot as far as scientists can tell, the England. I got involved in politics were stirred from their slumber and set perception of new Labour as being about rubbishing the idea that Labour universe is finely balanced between soon as in age allowed. I was, and having erniugh mass to implode on could possibly enter into the notion of still ant. driven by sumac profound slick and ideologically hollow itself. or to Luny on growing. New sense of obligation to my ideals". This has ing policies, especially socialist generations of equipment and highlights another rarity about Barbara ones. Having been a visitor to Labour technique should provide a Netter Castle, She maintains her commitment conference in one capacity of another minutes. I kepi getting intertupted belies e, or are there other tactoiN answer to this penultimate question to socialism, in conflict with the for over fifty years such spin doctoring by applause and 1 said to the chairman turning the young off politics? 190 fairly soon. One thing's for sure, the perception of new Labour as slick and did not come as a surprise to Lady 'don't you count this as time against saw 2.5 million young people fail to vote, according to Lady Castle the answer ain't 42 ideologically hollow. Castle. me'. Mere was much laughter and no Michael Keaveny The suggestion by one Labour MP "I know first hand w hat goes on bitterness. It was the only politicips must shoulder the blame. controversial speech of the conference. "Early predictions in I992 showed After my speech Gordon Brown was there was a widespread desire for complimentary and said we must meet change amongst the young. Howeser, and talk before the election. I'd have two things changed. Firstly Thatcher Be an enlightened Be part of tomorrows' healthcare seen him this week if I hadn't been goes. !then we get Mr Nice, Mr NG corning to Leeds" 'Clean', claiming to he the man of the

9 solutions by giving a little of your Labour's recent tendency to appear people and making people feel they volunteer... time... today bluer than blue has caused faction in had had their change. But Mr Clean the Party. As one of the few remaining showed no reluctance to play a part in LS2 guardians of socialism in the Party. the Tory lie machine. He orchestrated Lady Castle expresses concern about the lie on tax and Labour failed to ds, If you are over 18 the direction her Party. is taking: counter this We wasted the e "What I would complain about are the opportunity to tight. we were given in Le call free for further information generalisations The principles and the last few days.-

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jord Sutch looks set to lose his crown as the I looniest man in British politics. "Ilw mantle has fallen to Sir ,lames Goldsmith, leader of the newly founded Referendum Party. Barbara Castle muses over the fact that the Leeds Student and her career are both 50 years old Pic: Pete Cotton The Referendum Party have only one policy which they promise Labour's abandonment of traces of femininity and showed knew of a good woman, she Blair in the I irst few difficult day s to put into effect (one more than Ni talents on the issue of free little interest in improving the lot of suggested me. It was actually a Lady Castle had some advice. Labour. but never mind). That is, to do something memorable education has left many feeling other women. She is famed for never double fluke. "He must secure a referendum on Britain's disillusioned with politics in general. having any women in her cabinet in "Once women get there they do straight away. I'd also advise him Howek er. not everyone in the the course of her eleven and a half very well. For example. Betty not to listen to the orthodox continued membership of the Labour Party feels the same about years in government. Boothroyd was my constituency economists, if you take their advice European Union. the issue of education. As a member In contrast to this. Lady Castle secretary for eight years. She was you'd never do anything. There are In the process. Sir James of the government that set up the championed mimeo's rights at every always very able, humorous and too many orthodox economists Goldsmith. who is reputedly a comprehensive education system and Juncture of her career and is seen as lively. She stood in a by election . hanging around our leaders today billionaire, plans to make a hie the Open University. Lady Castle is one of the most influential women in which she subsequently won. They gave bad advice to Neil publicity splash along all fronts ol resolutely committed to the principle British political history. The one became deputy speaker and now is a Kinnoek and made him scared of his the media. Goldsmith and his of equal opportunity fur all in achievement of which Lady Castle brilliant speaker. There is so much own ability. Economics is not an cronies, a collection of the rich, the education. claims to he most proud is her equal hidden potential in women. exact science, it is a branch of mad and the xenophobic, set up the pay bill. that gave women the right "What stops them making it is the political science. Tories' 6 6 1am in favour of accessibility to expect the same earnings as their inbred male assumption that. when "You can always manufacture the Party because they found the for everyone all the way up male counterparts. every thing else is equal. then a man economies .to suit your political policy on Europe too soli. in education. My father Women remain a small minority is hest. Coupled with this is the luck aims. This doesn't mean to say that This is surprising. it is not Fenerall y believed that every child should start oldie political world. There arc of self belief in their own abilities one wants runaway inflation. But it field that the Tories have a policy on life with the same educational more men in the House of Commons held by many women. You have to is absurd to say that this is the only Europe. Indeed, most area* vaguely opportunity. At a tangent to this. named John than there are women_ he clear what you want and then alternative to Tory econurnica. The imam of where it is. Aside from that. when it comes to the choice between Lady Castle explained why she single mindedly en for it." Tories believe in an unequal society any Party believing that the Tories aren't state and public schools, the choice believes this to he so, and so they have made an economic right wing enough are surely heading for of the parent does depend on the "It is hard to gel started as a erhaps it Lady Castle had stood v irtue of pushing others down in the electoral abyss. Michael Howard system available. woman, getting the chance to even in the Labour leadership battle order to get to the top. Tony must alone is enough to make any aelf "I wouldn't be hypocritical be a candidate. Polities is full of pthat resulted from Harold take courage in his own values." respecting fascist think 'hang on a enough to condemn a parent for flukes. I got started in the double- Wilson's resignation in 197n. she The proximity of the general . minute'. However the Referendum Party wanting the best for their kids. member seat of Blackburn. There rather than Thatcher would have election has instilled a sense of have theme asset that Fascists sending them to a fee paying school were no women on the short list and been the first woman Prime discipline into the Labour Party. The fortunately lack: money. in the absence of a comprehensive so the women's section of the Minister, disconcerted and the concerned keep It is with his sizable wallet that system is understandable. However constituency went on strike. They Lady Castle's place in political quiet in the fear of seeing another Goldsmith plans to make his mark on when there is a good comprehensive refused to make any more tea or fill history is assured. Tony Blair's page 1V92. However, even if Blair wins BritiSh politics. Goldsmith's deficiency near hy, that is another matter". any more envelopes until there was a in the history hooks still remains to the war and gets elected, the battle in political flair is more than Women in British politics are woman on the shoolist. be written. It is widely known that will only just have begun. He would compensated kir by his originality. done a disservice when Margaret "I had spoken at the Labour the traditionalists in the party arc he Foolish to make an enemy of Gokismith FM is prejrahng to hit the Thatcher is hailed as the greatest of conference in 1943 and so when the concerned about how new Labour Lady Castle: her counsel could airwaves in time for the next election. their ilk. Thatcher hid well any regional officer was asked if she will perform in office. To help Tony prove invaluable ft!.,:n, ,,JrN are circulating that Jimmy has at ircnased a radio ship, the MV Moon, alai will set sail around the cat at the election. The ship, reminiscent of the pirate you knos a hat type of This sum. however, does not five salads. This was follow ed, radio station Caroline, is said currently person supports the reflect the price of conference of course. by a choice of he in Canada and has cost Goldsmith DOReferendum Part) of Sir itself. merely the hospitality desserts. four million pounds. What can we Jimmy Goldsmith? costs. The following day. the expect form Di Jimmy".' Rule &amnia If you cared enough to find Two hotels were hired, and bonanza continued. and God save the Queen on conatant out you might turn your nose over 1,20 people entertained at The 200 journalists in replay, horse-stricken ib:C0111*. Of !was' up. for they are a mixture of three separate events on Friday attendance no doubt struggled Funipean Inneauerats won't kt us nil disaffected Tories and night. to stuff down the free unlimited straight hananas-on the news and guest Thatcherite Eurosceptics in kt their bash held ai the food and drink available all IV, such as Rill (.•aah and Teresa , general. Thistle lintel. journalists day. ., ,aa.:11' r-•aia a ', ..:: a r.. ! . 1lies Howes er, you would be polished off the wine in is couple Leeds .Niudera wonders firstly . 1-1‘ i ,. ..'llt..1! ,':. i .1,15 I ,... I101 foolish to turn your nose up at of hours, then moved onto the what effect this might have had It is doubttul that ttildsi.;,. , the little extras that those following menu: Crown of on the otherwise unshakeable ...oil a place in the Brais ► history Is x ,t., around the party enjoy. melon. grapefruit. sirloin spare impartiality of the press corps, in the same vein a. 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Philip Treacy wins Best Accessory Designer Famous for mad. had and outrageous hats. I see below and left,. using frolicking feathers and

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LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 25. 1996 21 ELM ROUND i/P...gigA ROUND UP...EL/5A ROUND UP MAY THE FORCE BE WITH THEM 22. lost a two point lead ULTIMATE against old ri% al. Star in a JEDI Children, LUU- s new see-saw final. Howe) or. Ultimate frisbee learn their performance qualities Women football enjoyed tine xpected them for the National 1 MUS1J A - I) Durham success at the Northern lit Championships in I .ond'in this weekend, Midland Outdoor Mens football Championships last The tournament Lt V 1%1 Xi I - I DMIlditil weekend promises to be ,[c1 1.11.1 2111.1 Xl 2 • 2 Ilurharn Packed full of beginners packed. and Leeds, ....ill In. such as Dan Lee and le, represented for the tiiNi IL111 lid Xi 3 I Durham Coate. they showed skills trine %%J1111,2'11 belying their luck ad tournament. Catch 22 are Mens hockey experience. and managed to bidding fur a place in the CHAMPAGNE ULTIMATE: Catch 22 prepare for the National Championships in London LMUSU 1st Xl 3 2 Hull world clubs' tournament to win the plate competition. LNIUSL1 2nd Xl 3 I 'Tee:id': he heti! in Vancouver next cells' more LTV 1st XI I - 2 Durham e ,sperienced team, Catch N11.1111FISC1. MENS TENNIS CROSS-COUNTRY NETBALL THE lop ;Anvers from IAA . Mall Leeds Men's and TWO outstanding victories Womens hockey have given the lilt' netball demonstrated why this 411111t1 Women's learns performed [Alum.) Ist Xl r, I 'v ,asilc Humberside slide he an exceptional season for comtnendablv lust Saturday in club a flying start to the 1,M t 'SU 2nd XI 2 - I N' castle them as they made an the Manchester Fastrax relays season. The first team RUGBY LEAGUE Rigg began to get the better excellent start to the season against both local clubs and proved to be a winning Lit the exchanges and a _eta—i with a convincing 6-0 universities, combination as they won Mens squash than A comprehenske victory got half time lead was more demolition of Hull. The run of the day fur the 56-20 at York with excellent iwu N1s 4 - I 'Reside LULI's rugby league satisfactory. The Piro team of Ntalt men came from MaLlhe‘v defence skills bring LOU 2ncis 5 tt feeside campaign off to a [lying sun Some iine mghy followed Whitman!, Thomas Spindler. Jack ..on. F4,1Igming a superb first displayed by player .If the in the second half and after Last weekend Michael Glaser and Alistair leg elfin from Sam Mac(Iihhon match. Sally Vk inihorpe. Womens netball Humberside opened the further .cute, !TOM Nicoll each won their singles I Ss 1. Jackson stormed The ;could team had musu 3S 13 fkirhum sconng the first minute, but IVICCIUMaCk. Ray et and rubbers with only uric set from 13th to 8th with a time cat runaway sloory of 7. livewm: Ogilvie, litirdirarted !NUM! 2nas 39. 1.5 I Xtrhani front then on at vvas all one- dropped between them. I OM I 2%. DeNilie good Newcomer Kale Shark was loose-forward and nutn of the way traffic, Skipper Whingate, a Fresher and Ni' I supporting runs from Jacob on top form with a [Mintier of McCormack created all the match Matt Pennington ranked player. set the low kit I I it: key II urn 43%) and inleiCeptilinS, making her Womens basketball chances, which the powerful capped a superb poformance the match with a 6-3 1-5 Andrew.Davics(lm Ms), ihe player of the match i.ut 1st X -12 41 Bradford Harrison and Annytage were with a great solo effort, More victory, while Nicoll. another men Finally finished 24th Saturday's match against touchdowns followed ac full- only too happy to accept. tines-year. rallied hard to come Laura Wodfenden was the Sheffield reinforced the Wumens rugby A try by Harrison in the back Armytage completed a club's Winning. streak The through a tough test 6,3 5-7 tri- star for the WiliTlen, her time of 1.MLISIJ 32 7 Northumbria 19th minute proved to he the 26 point haul. And 2. With the ictory therefore I Int 32s was the second fastest first team came through a turning point. and the •umberside's misery was already secured, the players of the day and provided the close game to win 19 - 25. Humberside heads soon compounded when Lee paired up tor equally platform fur Kerry Boyle and The second learn",-, also won Mens rugby league dropped as the Leeds Underwood Was forced to convincing doubles %idol-kis. 1(1.B:inlet; to secure 131h place - 2 1 ill' t5 - 8 Bratifoiki a finikeil,mn, machine clicked into top gear, exit with for the team. Russell Burger Forwards Simons, Wall and Daniel Met 7tirmack Jacob Rickey 1,1_1: Netball Club

GET A JOB AND CUT YOUR HAIR.

Leeds University Union, in conjunction with the Burley and Hyde Park Community Safety Project. are organising a small scale clean up of the Leeds 6 area.

This first clean up will take place on Saturday 2nd November, and will focus on the area from the Hyde Park Cinema, down Brudenell road to the wooden church, back up Royal Park Road and along Queens Road to the cinema.

It should only take a couple of hours and so wherever you live (even if it is not in the actual clean up area) please come along and meet at 9.30am outside the Hyde Park Cinema. ' 1 eeds . a . /1_1 Alternatively ring Sarah or Gary in exec on 231 4226 for more : . f information.

22 LEEDS STUDENT f-,,,jav lA WGt ,?f, 1996 From Weetwood to Atlanta, GB hockey

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ENI to is Ii, Ihr pri A going to remain %A:itching the Airier-lean the national rteht W . 1 , studinm. It's been given One e uestetn sal. eceng to pay to s o dine AVE SHOULD the backing of all the major British sports :he debacle that was the authorities and although last fight anti with the Sports Council will the tar and Berm tight, on not announce their lot tree: I'll tell you decision for a while. it Stupid people alto. Stanl looks like alanchester is tiks In helint that pia -Tle facing gel another is the was Ior.%ant TII0 iI humiliating defeat! pay lot the Iight stay up People may moan all night Its IS.itrh it. It'll he about the traffic sorer in inlet, mortifies and STICKAT IT congestion in Lundon and thee they'll vvi,rider v'by on earth they paid that touch the inconvenience uF c s was still sllinelhitig money %hen the Beim RE there any travelling to Wembley. Net, special' atolls But lees he honest. Collins fight was other 23-year- "res. the Olympics were an there's nothing that twice that. arNilutely awesome experience. It people keep patine. old British typifies the excitement of na to separate the hockey from ,i1o, will keep charging. sportsmen or Cup Final day better than the actual Games because the sitting in a traffic jam on A women who can boast tournament. itself was just like TE% E Ogrituvie was the North Circular with any other. At times over there. 11 l' % el- the most over sixty caps for hundreds of other fans all you tended to gloss over the attractive of men. their country, a cup- on their way to the same S whole thing. but then you come but after his facial game. unless that is. winners medal and the hack to England and rind you're a Man United fan, surgery last Saturday yourself constantly talking about without small matter of having in which case yea performed it probably live in the anaesthetic by Dr Ian competed in this Wright. he'll he scaring vicinity of Wembley summer's Olympic o did he manace to spend anyway i- his own reflection let alone opposing forwards. Games? It so, then Tho are improving iTtlivieirmlicri‘ttisthh ;:l'iltillcettkifsttliit't the stations all the time - What's most amazing Great Britain's hockey S Atlanta" -Yeah a little N. I hung about the whole incident well, they have been given goalkeeper Simon around v.itli the Searle brothers And there is that he's not even going a lick of paint. quite a kit in the athletes' village are less places In get to press charges against Mason is the only one who were a teal laugh. I also Wrighl it ho was caught who also has a degree attacked as you walk to chatted quite a lot with Tint the stadium. In fact face clearly en camera from Leeds University! Heitman. and actually sat next to kneeing °grimly ic in the painting is inure of a As with many British Lint-tint Christie at the closing lace. threat than face slashing. ceremony. One day. I even found Anyone who went to It was not a good competitors. the Ellen's ItIllnlaMe111. we sere ranked tesponsible lot the sides poor myself stanchne on a tram behind weekend for enforced hockey leant failed to bring seventh and that is where we showing'? any. matches at Wembley' Mary Pierce and Monica Seles*" cosmetic operaliuns. came. We did not realise our -On a personal Hutt'. I tell I during Euro 96 knows home the hoped-for medal "The (Bnitatil ladies earns- Frank Leboeuf joined had a solid tI rather that there can't be any and instead finished a full potential. and with a hit much closer then us losing out tgl other national stadium. Ogrizovic at the make-up unspectacular ()kite-nes. though rather sorry seventh. Three more luck and a few more the bronze medal in a penalty The atmosphere was department. De was on perhaps I date', play well outstanding indiv !dual shoot-out. We know them all unbeatable and even the the receiving end of some months on from Atlanta. enotiell for us to get a medal. I perromances, we could wen quite go out players admit that it can old-fashioned Wimbledon A% as disappointed with a couple and Simon is only too keen ‘aveliteldlese7alliiitneh-s attacking play, going have got a medal. Alter all, if 4/1 the vitals that I conceded, work to their advantage to reflect on his and his Unfortunately, we never went to fur international matches. home with an egg on the we had hcaten Australia in particularly the lift goal against team's Olympic experience see any of their matches. though Build an uthletic track. head to show for his bard our final pool match. we ilw Korean!, and the arty I was we did watch the 14111101k ton switch the direction of the day's toil. It presented just as he did in a personal would Ileac won hronze. And embarrassingly nutmegged on pitch. keep the Twin him playing to his full diary for monthly we were the only team to take the edge of the circle in the match against Pakistan Perhaps the biggest success Towers, create more capacili AM Saturday toss .vine 'TM ed Spiert•, any points oft the eventual Maybe the hockey didn't vary for the hockey side was the parking and better public afternoon. when We wereere definitely winners HA quite come Ur Ill setilld1 emergence of Cilium Cities. the transport. Do whatever it Wimbledon put four past With the position of disappointed with our but surely _rust Nine able to 'stiller sub' who kept coming oft takes to keep the sport in his Chelsea side. Well it goalkeeper being such a crucial 0...riot-mance Going into the eompete in the Olympics the bench solely to take any the capital. The people was either the lump on tone. does he twit pants, want it. the sports want his head or the fact that it. and if they want the he's actually no good. Olympics or the World Cup then the Sports NE thing Mat has to Council will want it too. he mentioned OManchester foiled K1' are already Newcastle. It you thought pro motinu ate that the fuss should base Age: 23 years old S 'biggest night of died dos it by now. .ou hosine ever' on November were wrong. NN hat a gone Y, when three world title:, What an afternoon. Part time hockey coach will he decided at the The look on 65 appearances for GB Manchester Nyne.., and the Sehmeichel's face a MGM Grand La.t, Vegas. Albert's goal sailed over First cap: Indoor - Nov 1993 Switzerland Prince Naseein Honed. his head summed it all up Steve Collins. Nigel Henn Cantuna tried hard to gel Outdoor - Jan 1994 Belgium and even lierbie Hide will sent tiff_ Batty and Butt he lighting in Manchester, tried harder. but no one Clubs played for: LUU, Firebrands (Bristol), while Mike Tyson takes on could take anything .11W:11,- Reading Evander Holy field on the Ct0111 the joyous Ala n other side of the Atlantic. Shearer. On Sunda, Sky .have got in un the act afternoon. Shearei firrall Economics degree from Leeds University, an eXpe..le-: and are 6.73111e home charging subscribers El 5 ZI: first year at Devonshire Hall 1EL d? LEEDS STuDEnir Fotlay October 25. 006 23 1 (yj Gleia `keeper Simon Mason tells his Olympic story 5 Jaiihnublawarrawrinmosts H44.1„4444 .401111111111111WINIONOINIMOSOMOMIllib. • -II 41;110011110meglIONOWINOSSOOMOOMISOMM‘ No.20: Ashes to ashes By Zaki Cooper LifiL THE 1994-95 Ashes series was 11.411111111;111 Itillateill111111111111 1111 :1Bl61 ibjb already a foregone conclusion 100106111010OSIOOOOMOmmilimmimmmk:=YONOMIT". by the time the teams reached 1110111110MOMMOWOMMIONSIMONOMOMWOON the Sydney Cricket Ground. WISMOMMOVIWOMMO000011111111011■Having easily wren the first two matches, the Aussies were 111110000011WWWWWWOOSIOSOOMMIrwom ready to indulge in yet more 1101101111101111141MmeMOSOmomm Porn-thrashing in the Third geOWOMOOSSOM. lust. And they probably would iromiM1111111111111111111t. have done but liar a remarkable all-round performance from Darren 111011111111allar Gough. -16'N111111.....‘ 1111111111.1111111111 ■1111111111111111111110 ■■ The Yorkshire ;ill•rounder I IUM111111 signalled his intention., try telling 111111111111111111111111► his team•nates to build iliac' their 1111111111MIIIIIL scathinLs prior to walking to the mgraligrmia crease, and he proval as good as his ‘A. Inds swashbuckling innings of a] punctuated by feriaCious hitting and extravagant stnrkepiay- One inemnnible huge hook lift six off Craig McDermott. brought the inevitable comparisuns with Ian Botham in his prime. Not content with thong the hosiness with the hat. Gough tot ■k a Test-best 641 as Australia penalty strokes awarded to the Zealand and India among the 60-odd under ins belt already has been reduced from 18 teams toothallerS are paid iii just one were skittled out for 116, and British team. The fact that he oppusition As for the and I'm only 23, so I've got time to 12 who will now play each week". he replies wishfully "This scooped the mannof•the-match scored the large majority 01 Europeans. I think we would he on my side. other home and away. It's di flicult is why sonic British players are award. His superb contribution Great Britain's goals but randy disappointed not to get a medal. "But my immediate aim to to predict who- will be the flout- lured abroad, like ("alum Giles meant victory. was England's for participated in any open play Hosing said that. Holland and play my best fur Reading and hope runners but by Christmas, last- who now plays in Holland I'd the taking. though an eighth did. however provoke some Spain. Olympic winners and the team improves on last year's year's champions Cannock arc definitely jump at the chance to wicket partnership of 77 between criticism in the media_ runners-up. will be there along succes.s", he continues. "We are likely to be up there along with turn professional. Tim May and Shane Warne "Obviously he built up a bit of with Germany who are ranked the current cup champions and ourselves. Southgate. and Old "I do think moving at least meant his efforts were ultimately a profile with his penalty flicks fourth in the world." league numersoip but this year is Loughtonians, Watch out tor East some way down that road is the unrewarded. and deservedly so", Simon going to prove a lot more difficult. Grinstead aswell as a potential way forward." Simon continues, explains. "He was one of the few aving established himself The national league competition surprise package." "Improved competition would Northumbria members of the squad hrought as first- Hockey mean more coverage on our to Atlanta with a specific task c h o i c e players are of television and in the media winch are humbled In do, and to be 'fair. did the job British keeper. course strictly would then encourage very well. I can't say that. I agree does he ever get amateurs, and sponsorship and pump more from back page with the rule that allows that sort complacent about Simon is no money into the game for players Tali. who didn't really put a font. of selective substitution. but we his place in the exception, arid facilities. Like many other or hand, wrong all afternoon at did use it to our full advantage." side or playing for taking up pail- sports. hockey is a little too scrum-half. she darted through a In the wake of the Atlanta Britain? lime coaching steeped in tradition. but there are sea of black away shirts only to Games. a few of the more "No, certainly posits to make a few people who do have the fumble within inches of the line. established faces are set to retire not. Every time ends meet. He ambition and ideas to take it The interval saw Leeds make from the international scene. So you pull on the freely admits lobular three changes and one of the how are the British likely to fare England shirt you his first few replacements. Catherine Swainey. in the future? gel the same btu] years getting urning professional may made an instant impact. Taft "As there are no internationals and adrenals', himself improve the national broke free of her defenders.. fed until March, it is difficult to know rush." estahlished Tstandard, and may also Swainey who then surged past several players to give 0' Witt a how the side is going to take If he is still were help achieve the ultmiate :inn of run down the line to store hit her shape next year. A few of the between the " somewhat once again reaching the heights, hat-trick sight in the corner. The Glymptc squad will definitely goalposts down frustrating. of the 1988 gold-winning Seoul conversion only just trussed its have retired by then, and the under in four years So is a move Olympic team. But in the management are likely to he tune, will he have into the interim, we have in Simon With that score. the win was hyokiag a lot of new. young laces established a proles tonal alason a well-established effectively sealed only live Everything really builds up to the record number or 1.1•Irit:I,i l) 1.e nigh) goalkeeper who Call provide a minutes after the break. As hard Sydney the year appearances fur his .1 solid foundation around which Olympic:. in `I'd be happy to get in a as they tried, Northumhba could 2000 with the Commonwealth country? possible new talent can be moulded. not get round or through the Games and World Cup before "We I 1 , the year what some footballers -.vim in' Eisen if he confesses to only then. ever moving between the ininte defence. unlike Swainey record for outdoor who posed her way to the line caps is well over happy. It) get in a goalposts hecause he was. "the "The Commonwealth will be with ten minutes left. and with ann. hill I've nor are paid in just one week' earycharoime world's wont right-winger'" difficult with the Aussie., New only a couple of minutes left, LT Witt scored her fourth try. She finished off a line Leeds ntove involving several of the hacks and all ill' the liwwards who won a resultant five yard scrummage. H This score most of all typified the Handy Andy-again solid team effort tit LMUSU. A late converted try on the final MENS FOOTBALL area was spotted by the reteice. and sweeping ;noses. And with 0111., whistle was just about all the from the resulting free-kick Jones' minutes remaining, the LUG tie [enc.' visitors &serval but only rust LUU 1 - 1 DURHAM curling shot was tipped over by Akker, failed to clear an inocuous-Itxrking taus, Posnmateh. Winningham was By CHRIS STRAW the Durham goalkeeper. and Leaderman drilled the ball home. happy but not ecstatic_ Eventually LUG% superiority told Both sides could have claimed a victory "We were really too DESPITL paid last- halt football and a when a beautiful move from defence. in a tense finish, but 1• 1 it remained. complacent", she said. "Sonia ID' 33rd-minute goal from Andy Myhill. orchestrated by Henderson and then The result was a real Win) played very well and Vicky WU failed to take all three points as Jones, sent Myhill through and he disappointment. LLIU captain Limes Bums was outstanding. I wits St) opponents Durham snatched a kite goal coolly chipped the keeper to put LUU Owen. sidelined with hamstring trouble, prooud of her. Hut we just to claim a draw. ahead. said afterwards: "We had note-on-one coold'in get any moves going.- It was not until midway through the The second half began much the chances and just didn't take them, What about the future though.' first half that chances were created. with same us the first with scrappy play. putting ourselves under pressure. In the "I think we can go all the way, LUU going close an 22 minutes as Durham created chances. and Leeds second half we began to lose our shape. with training we will get better Durham snuggled to detend in the air. wen) agonisingly close to killing the and they got that goal, But we played and Netter" On evidence of As the pressure was maintained. a game off. Garner and Myhill failed to some gotta football which is promising, today's 'ma nal great' effort., handball on the edge of the Durham put the finishing touch to some and we will get better" their nevi opponents had Netter watchman.

Solid win gives Met hope for the future

WOMENS RUGBY UNION LMUSU 32 - 7 N'MBRIA By Paul Wilson FOUR tries from flying winger Sonia rr Witt were the highlights of a solid if unspectacular victory for 'St' over Northumbria last Wednesday. In giving a performance later described by skipper and fly-half Ha) ley hittingham as "too complacent—. the home side stamped their all-round authority on opponents who were no match for Leeds. The hose: were superior in all departments, winning the lion's share of the set plays and gathering up the loose hall on most occasions. Second row Vicky Binns dominated every THE LONG AND THE SHORT(CORNERS OF IT: LUU 1st XI struggle to find the net against the unbeaten Durham Pic: Shaun de Wet Steyn line-out, scrums were won against the head and in nicking chances. Yet Durham showed when their right-half Hodson M ENS HOCKEY and mauling Northumbria had ma great resilience through their was reprimanded for what ADVERTISEMENT LMUSU 1-2 DURHAM answer to a powerful display of defending in depth. And seemed to be third parts driving from the pack. By Ben Burgerrnan throughout the match they obstruction in the 17th minute It quickly became clear from looked dangerous on the of the second half. Yet it was A RARE defeat at the off that LMUSU were break continually exposing indicative of their looking to extend their three the hands of an the lack of depth in the Leeds performance that LUU failed match unbeaten run. They looked defence. to profit from two Durham unbeaten Durham sharper and stronger than the The inability of the home yellow cards. side on Wednesday Northumbrians in the opening side to go for goal was As the match progressed moments. and it paid off when left 1,1JU's first XI especially evident in set piece Durham seemed more likely centre Tash Burton crossed the plays_ While Leeds were too to extend their lead than LUU ruing the chances line in the fourth minute. intricate, both Durham goals were to equalise. It took a they had following confusion in the were the result of short post, several fine stops from visiting hack line which had squandered. Some corners. Owens. and a goal saving resulted from a long kick from Ford scrambled the challenge by the excellent great flowing moves the boot of Whittingham. This equaliser following a reflex Halfacre to prevent Leeds were wasted by a was the first of her many fine save by Owens and a blunder from slipping further behind, kicks from open play which were reluctance to shoot, by the LUU defence who After the match, Halfacre to prove the scourge of the missed the opportunity to attributed Durham's butter and this was to prove visitor_ She also convened the clear the rebound. organisation as the decisive costly. first try for her only points, which factor. Leeds captain Dan seemed unfair. Indeed, if Leeds had Lavers took some Ricochet Four minutes later, saute idea. The Read Sea convened their first half consolation "I've learnt The winning goal 13 different scorer. This time it was superiority into goals it lots." he said. minutes into the second half the speeding D' Witt touching Hc then went on to sit!, could have so easily was unlucky on the hard down in the corner following that LUU should be able to been a repeal of last working LUU side. A Whtttingham's hoof. But Leeds produce a reversal if they ricochet from a clearance fell did not have to wait very king fur season's memorable 4- meet Durham in the to Francis. and he scored their next score. Again it was D' victory. knockout .twee of the from the edge of the D. Witt scoring in the comer. after Following an edgy start. competition By then it was apparent Leeds won a scrum resulting 311 year equals 50 prri,es in Leeds Student:, spe,:iaculat tree the It was a difficult lesson the home side opened that Leeds were running out from a knock-on from a -you birthday giveaway next week. You could win- to learn. Coach Andy scoring on eight minutes guessed it- high Whittingham t400 cash ciarnesy of Radio Ayre FM of steam. The game continued Milner summed it all up: "It with a sharply taken strike kick. weekend holiday in Amsterdam presented by Trippme at a frantic pace and Leeds should have been over in front Moffat after Croft Northumbria only threatened ( 1) player provided by Leeds Snide'', committed too many careless the first half'. had regained possession in errors to regain their first half once dunng the whole first half, than you can drink and much much more . ascendancy_ As Andy Milner. as a grubber kick from the midfield. LW). i. Owens. C. Sponger And thiv ry raid' crairrelilurn LUU coach later explained: Northumbrian scrum-half was "—"irr-W1 with their goal. LUU ('roil S.Grace. S. Hallam. 1'. .1.11.; fluil won 't he a mould( It' enter "Our vision in the second half touched down over the line by 7 began to play more composed Dear 13 Leech. D Lavers, A Simply pick up was poor. the Leeds defence The 174) lead :tor) of eth, :WHAM/ hockey and. until Durham Hodson . A.Crafi. S.Merfat I c,?,:) There w as consternation nevi week to find out exactly hots you levelled in the 2(i1h minute-. Skinner. N . Mullen. P. Jandu was warty increased by Burton ") could win one of these top Birthday prix. created the majority of amongst the Leeds ranks on the stroke of half-time. Following a quick pass from Ally ,Vo•rmiter 1 - it could he golden rnnt overleaf