DANCE WOODBERRY TONIGHT TOMORROW

VOL. 16 Staunton Military Academy, Kables, Virginia, Friday, September 30, 1932 No. 2

Subdivision Sports In Football Players and Woodberry Forest Will When a Man Bites a Dog Major Patch Discusses That's News" saidGreely Organized Form Are Their Jersey Numbers Attempt To Duplicate New Plan Of Housing Innovation At S. M. A. Last Season's Victory ''When a Man Walks Home Cadets and Rat System In order that the corps may find From a Ride With His Girl it easier to distinguish the S. M. A. Chance to Play Favorite Game football players, the followng list Coaches and Players Anticipate is News," Say We Appeals to Cadets to Keep the is Offered all Cadets of varsity men and their jersey Hard Struggle Tomorrow Premises Clean and Free numbers is published: Horace Greely once said to a young by Scheme Afternoon reporter, "When a dog bites a man, From Abuse Earle 38 Bell 37 that's old stuff. But when the man bites the dog, that's news!" Or something KEEN RIVALRY IS Van Ness .... 39 Reardon 12 COMPLIMENTS PASSED like that. MAY STOP SATURDAY SHOWN BY EVERYONE Kinney 21 Sypherd 27 ON TEAM SPIRIT HERE And so, when a girl walks home from MORNING INSPECTION an auto ride, that's not news. Fay 33 Thomas 17 But when a certain handsome, well Today concludes the first week of in- Evans 34 Shields 18 Tomorrow afternoon a strong Wood- known, and popular cadet at present lo- Major A. M. Patch, Professor of Mil- ter-subdivision sports in swimming, ten- berry Forest eleven will invade Kable's itary Science and Tactics, and Command-; Barlow 42 Heany 36 cated in the approximate vicinity of nis, and volley ball, with subdivision Field in an attempt to duplicate their rooms 811, 812, and 813 in Kable Hall, is ant of Cadets, during a recent interview, nis, and volley ball. Subdivision sports Male 20 Zelonis 30 last season's win over S. M. A. The in- thrown out of the car by the lady in gave out some highly informative state- are an organized form. Hitherto there vaders have already played and won a ments concerning school matters. He Painter 28 W ston 31 question and, consequently, walks five have been such sports with one gallery e tilt with Emerson, besides winning a long, weary miles home, that's news! voiced his opinions of the Barrack sys- ter, Rat system, the cleanliness of the challenging another. These instances Howie 40 Shuker 26 practice game. They come with high He was a tired and footsore cadet were few and far between and had little hopes and the determination that they when he finished walking those five long campus, and the sub-division faculty Klepper 32 Morse 43 system. To quote Major Patch : spirit behind them. Captain Summers, will leave us the shorter end of the miles. athletic director, has organized this Cramer 45 Salassa 15 score. "Where you been, Bob?" "Yea, Lov- "The present system of boarding the form of athletics in an endeavor to place Coaches and players anticipate a hard S. M. A. cadets will eventually work Cranor 10 Sharpe 14 er." "Out for exercise, keed?" "Mara- every man on some team. While ath- battle and that is just what they will thoner," and likely expressions flowed very well. I refer especially to the new letics are not compulsory here it is clear- De Liberty 29 get. Our boys, still smarting from last from everywhere. cadets quartered in the North Barracks. ly evident that placing every man in his year's defeat, are anxious to gain a "What's it all about?" we hear from They were placed there mainly to pre- favorite sport is to be highly desired. smashing victory. S. M. A.'s current all sides, but evidently there are still vent abuses of the Rat System. In the These sports will change from time to team is much stronger than last year's only a few in on the big joke. We ad- North Barracks the new cadets will be time to be in keeping with the seasonal collection and shows itself capable of dress the harrassed cadet, who just can't living together with a few members of sports. Another promising feature of What Is Most Important great ability. Woodberry Forest is also (Continued on Page Three) the faculty and some of the oldest ca- this new plan is the discovery of hidden very strong, and in order that our read- dets on the "Hill." This combination talent which will go to intercompany Trait Of Ideal Teacher? ers might have a clearer insight on to- will create a better and more uniform teams where, after proper seasoning and morrow's game with Woodberry Forest, treatment of the rats. I want the Ra-, development, they will have a chance for we present the following facts about Crack Drill Team Is System to continue, for I think that it varsity teams. Cadet Corps to be Canvassed that team. is best that the newest members of the Inter-subdivision athletics affords the Woodberry Forest lost by graduation Planned By P.M.S. and T. Academy be made, in some way, to feel shy and those who are not good enough to Find Answer to This the men she placed on the 1931 all-state their newness. The Rat system of pre- for varsity or company teams, a chance team. This loss was counteracted by vious years has been a system of abuses to participate in his favorite game Mooted Question the return of nine letter men, namely: Best Drilled Cadets Will Form and extra duties. This year I want wherein competition is in keeping with Van Winkle and Harman, ends; Scott Platoon of New Organi- nothing like that. It is not fair for an his ability. The cadets have taken hold What do you consider the most im- and Lowe, tackles; Clarke, guard; Fol- old cadet to force a Rat into perform- of this new form of recreation with in- ing some unnecessary duty when the new portant trait in the make-up of an ideal ger, center; Mason, quarterback; Wool- zation creasing enthusiasm from the very start. len, half-back, and Smith, full-back. boy has his own jobs to finish. I hope Rivalry has become exceedingly keen, teacher? Smith has been lost to the team through that before long the Rat system will be and has brought many of a retiring na- Is it dignity, smartness, a sense of an unfortunate shoulder injury sus- A silent drill team composed of the running smoothly and will be enforced ture into a stronger bond with his fel- humor, nagging, impartiality, reprimand- tained in an early practice. A last year's best drilled cadets in school formed in- in a fair manner. low mates. to a single platoon will be welded into a "I would like to make an appeal to ing students privately, reprimanding reserve will fill his position. The team weight, averaging 167 pounds, is a light- crack machine under the instruction of the sense of decency of all the cadets. Mary Baldwin, Stuart Hall publicly, patience, sympathy, ability to er aggregation than that of the past .Major Patch in the near future. Al- This "Hill" and its buildings is your explain a matter, knowledge of his sub- season. ready the silent manual drill has been home for quite a few months to come, and I wish you would treat it as you Girls May Attend Dances ject, fraternizing with cadets—what is Woodberry Forest makes no rash demonstrated to the corps with instruc- tion in the intricate marchings to follow. treat the home you have just left. I it? statement of sure victory, but is confi- would.like to see you exercise restraint Alary Baldwin students may be al- dent that S. M. A. will need to step fast Lieutenant Slattery, of the P. M. S. and lowed to attend formal dances at S. M. These are characteristics observed in T. department, was once a member of a and care in the use of your present ac- to beat them. This annual game be- commodations. I believe that the ma- A. this winter, according to Miss teachers all over the world. Some are tween the two schools is becoming one military organization which performed Elizabeth Pfohl dean of women at the admirable, some are not. Some may be this same drill in Washington some jority of boys want to do what is want- of the most important and hardest ed of them. It is only carelessness if college. fought games on either schedule. years ago. It was pronounced by mili- essential, while others might be elimi- tary experts present to be the best drill they don't. T want you cadets to take Heretofore it has been a regulation The manager of the opposing team at M. B. C. that the students there could nated without affecting the efficiency of of that type that they had ever wit- a pride in your barracks and to avoid the instructor. There are other prop- passes us a compliment. "The usual nessed. carelessness. The rooms this year are, not attend dances at other institutions, spirit and sportsmanship of S. M. A. but Miss Pfohl says this regulation has erties not listed which many students The whole drill is difficult to master. T believe, cleaner than when I was here teams has made them highly respected With the limited time available for prac- before. 1 would like to stop the Satur- been removed from the catalog. She may think arc either necessary or detest- at Woodberry Forest." points out, however, that permission to able in the make-up of a teacher. tice, the first public appearance will day morning room inspections or at least attend dances has not yet been granted Officials for the game will be Doran, probably be at Thanksgiving. Member- limit them to only once a month. What we want to do, is find out here Ohio, Referee; Holstein, W. and L., ship in the drill team is voluntary and Whether this is done or not is up to to their students, and that is yet a ques- at S. M. A. what the cadets consider the tion before the authorities of the col- Umpire; Bailey, W. and L., Head Lines- is based on proficiency and appearance. you cadets; if you have your room in most important marks of an ideal fac- man. Time of game—2:30 p. m. Once a cadet has gained a place on the good condition every morning for a few lege. They have decided that the girls ulty. THE KABLKGRAM wants each read- at M. B. C. will not attend the informal team he will in no way have a perma- weeks you will be awarded with a bit er of this article to list what he thinks nent position, for competition will be of free time on Saturday mornings. dances here. to be the five most important assets of a Study Hall Exams Are Stuart Hall is to have the same reg- keen. If any member slackens, he will The Quadrangle and the districts sur- perfect instructor, and at the same time be replaced by some eager aspirant who rounding the barracks will be cleaned by ulations and privileges as they have had make a list of the five characteristics he To Be On October 14th before. The students there are allowed can supply the necessary smartness and the sweepers if the cadets will co-oper- thinks are least desirable in a teacher. ate and do their utmost to keep these to attend certain of our dances. clear headwork. General opinion has it Just take a piece of paper and at the Study hall examinations will be held that the drill team will be popular with sections as clean as possible. top of it write the word "Desirable," and on Friday, October 14. These exams the corps, that membership in it will I should like all cadets to thoroughly News Bureau Organized under it list in order of their importance are designed to find out how much each glow to mean a lot, and that there will understand and appreciate that their For Publicity Purposes the five traits your ideal instructor student knows about his subjects, and, he more cadets than needed, setting a sub-division faculty officers are their should have. Under this write the word if he fails to measure up to par, to put fast pace in order to secure a coveted detachment leaders. They have com- Staunton Military Academy has estab- "Undesirable," and list those properties him in a place where he may accom- place on the crack team. plete control over their subdivisions. lished a news publicity bureau for the a good teacher should not have. Do not plish his preparation to a greater ad- Their interest is for the best of the cadets in their respective groups. They purpose of publishing all noteworthy ac- write your name. vantage. No cadet will be required to Permanent Appointments A reporter for THE KABLEGRAM will attend night study hall if he passes all are all men whose judgment and advice tivities of cadets in their respective local call on you for your list. In the next his tests. you can and, by all means should, re- newspapers. In past years very few To Be Published Noon issue of the paper you will see what the spect. Regard them as your friends and articles of this sort have been forward- The number of study halls has not majority of the Staunton cadets consider Mess Sunday, Oct. 16 advisers." ed by the school; in fact, this is the first yet been decided upon, but Major Won- the signs of an ideal teacher. o ■ time that the school is carrying this out son would like to have to run but one. Maybe it will help the faculty to know If the number of cadets failing their Major A. M. Patch, Professor of Mil- Souvenir Book For Sale to any extent. what kind of instructors they should be. The co-operation of the student body exams requires that more than one ball itary Science and Tactics, has disclosed At any rate it is safe to say they will be be kept, he has said that he will run as that the permanent appointments of ca- On Life of Robt. E. Lee is requested and needed by the news interested to know what you wish them bureau. Any cadet who knows that his many as he finds necessary. The num- det officers and non-coms will be an- to be. So get your list ready for the re- ber of subjects a student may fail and nounced at noon mess, Sunda)', October parents or friends are coming to visit porter when he calls. Copies of an attractive souvenir book him is urged to inform the bureau of still stay out of study hall has not been 16. As the cadets are all strangers lo entitled, "Robert E. Lee, The West this fact. It is further requested that definitely determined as yet. It is hard- Major Patch, he is not acquainted with Pointer," have been sent to the academy cadets ask their parents to clip the ar- Corps Invited to Go to ly probable, however, that more than the merits and abilities of those who are to be sold for the purpose of raising ticles and send them to the news bureau. one failure will be granted. Qualified in line for the positions. Consequently, funds for the purchase of Stratford Richmond for Dedication seniors, as in previous years, will not be Captain F. I. Godshalk has been placed between now and the time when the flail, birthplace of Lee. in charge of this activity. required to attend study hall. commissions and non-commissions will Recently a letter to the Commandant The personnel of the study hall staff be awarded, a new set of acting of- Inter-Company Football of Cadets was received from Boiling will be Major Sizer, Major Duggan, ficers will be put in command each week. CALENDAR H. Handy, Chairman of the War Me- Captain Pence, Captain Summers, and The men who measure up to the highest Season Starts Today morial Commission, inviting the S. M. Captain Bodie. The regulations will be standards in sense of duty and honor A. corps of cadets to participate in a the same as last year. are those who will get the appointments. Sept. 30—Informal Dance—Kables The inter-company football season parade that is to precede the dedica- Gym. starts this afternoon with an "A" Com- tion of the World War Memorial in Oct. 1—S. M. A. vs. Woodberry pany-"B" Company clash on Echols Field Richmond, Va., on October fifteenth. A Here Are The New Football Rules Forest—Kables Field; W. W. L. S. at quarter of four. The rival squads number of military units are to partici- meeting—Memorial Hall. are in excellent shape and the game pate in the dedication of the memorial, You 11 See In Effect This Fall Oct. 2—Alpha Bible Club—Library. shows promise of being of much in- which is in the form of a Carillon Oct. 4—Swimming 1 vs. 7; Tennis terest due to the efforts of Coach Bodie 4 vs. S; Volley Ball 2 vs. 3. Tower. The president of the academy the same half in which he was with- of "B" and Coach Cooksey of "A." The You'll see some important changes in Oct. 5—Swimming 2 vs. 3; Tennis stated that the corps will be unable to drawn. The new substitutions rule pro- turnout for this popular sport exceeded accept this invitation. football this fall, as a result of the 6 vs. 7; Volley Ball 4 vs. 5. _ adoption of new and important rules. vides that a player taken out may return the hopes of the coaches, who have thus o Oct. 6—Swimming 4 vs. 5; Tennis The "flying wedge," so popular in once in any following period. been enabled to produce two good teams First Informal Dance 1 vs. 3; Volley Ball 6 vs. 7. of nearly evenly matched strength. 1931, has been virtually legislated out of You won't see crawling with the ball. Oct. 7—Football game— Co. A vs. Practice has been held every day of Opens Social Season existence, points out the American Boy A new rule provides that when any part Co. B—Echols Field. the past week with the teams getting Magazine in its September issue. The of the ball carrier touches the ground Oct. 8—S. M. A. vs. Hargravc rapidly into shape. The line-up of each receiving team must have five men with- (except his hands or feet), the ball at Military Academy—Away; W. W. team shows some valuable veterans The first of a series of informal in fifteen yards of the kickoff line until once becomes dead. L. S. meeting—Memorial Hall. dances which are to be held throughout the kick. This fall a team may kick off back from last year with the addition of On defense, a player may not strike Oct. 9—Alpha Bible Club—Library. the year will open the social season of S. with a drop-kick instead of a place-kick, some promising new talent. Among an opponent on the head, neck, or face Oct. 11—Swimming 6 vs. 7; Tennis M. A. in the Kable Gymnasium to- if it wishes. Also, the receiving team some of the veterans playing in "A" with hand, wrist, forearm, or elbow. 2 vs. 4; Volley Ball 1 vs. 3. night. This event is to supplant the tea may make a fair catch without interfer- Company are : Forbes, Del Pretc, Trues- He may use the palms of the hand only Oct. 12—Swimming 1 vs. 2; Tennis dance which has formerly taken place at ence—under the old rules the kicking dcll, Rainy Donovan, Carey, D. Laduer. to ward off or push a defensive player 5 vs. 7; Volley Ball 2 vs. 4. the beginning of eac'^ school year for team could try to catch the ball even verclude: Stephenson, Carver, Tenney, in order to get at the ball or the man Oct. 13—Swimming 2 vs. 4; Ten- the purpose of gettint .acquainted with though the receiver had signaled for a Mainwaring, Molnar, Dalton, McFadycn, carrying it. nis 6 vs. 3; Volley Ball 5 vs. 7. Lasker. prospective escorts and d gs. fair catch. Oct. 14—Study Hall Exams; Third Hue to the general 1: .-k of "where- Flying blocks or tackles arc out. The Hard equipment must be adequately issue of KABLEGRAM ;Football Game— "B" Company, while losing much padded, in order to minimize the chance strength in last year's graduating class withal," as far as we c; . learn, an in- tackier or blocker may leave his feet Co. A vs. Co. B. formal dance will aho replace the only at the instant he makes contact. of injury. Hard knee or elbow pads are has a nucleus of veterans which in- forbidden. clude : Thanksgiving formal. ' Formerly a player couldn't return in UMBMUgftMr

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Kable Hall Nicknamed Ackart Voted President ALUMNI Letters From Old Boys Published bl-weekly during the school year by Hotel by Lucky Inmates of the Alpha Bible Club the cadets of Staunton Military Mr. J. E. Johnson, Ex-'2S, of Benson, To Co. B :. U North Carolina, visited the "Hill" on Since the beginning, of the seventy- As time passes on, one is forgotten, The Alpha Bible Club was re-organiz- CAPT. W. H. KABLE". ,1<)37-1 12 COL. W. G. KABLE. .. . 1872-1920 September 25th. Since leaving S. M. A. third session of this institution, Kable but because, by this time, few at S. AL ed last Sunday. It was decided that tht he has spent five years at the Univer- Hall has been decidedly in the lime- A. recall me to their minds, that does term of office in the club would cxtcini sity of North Carolina, and at present not mean I have forgotten them. Four for one half-year only. The officials for EDITORIAL STAFF light, and is fastly becoming the pride is practicing law in Benson. Air. John- years of gruelling toil as I saw it then, the first semester are: President, Ack- son was very much interested in the new of the "hill." but four of the plcasantest years of my art, R. J.; Vice-President, Roessing, C. CONTRIBUTORS TO THIS ISSUE barracks. The recently completed structure existence as I look hack upon it now, I H.; Secretary, Menczer, J. B. Tht President wishes to announce that the TENNY, VOSS, ACKART, COOK, C, SLOAN, At the beginning of the 1932-1933 houses the "old boys" who have been in spent under the standard of Company B. The defeats, victories, and problems committees are as follows: Membership WAYNE, DEVEER, RAMIREZ, RAIDER, session of S. M. A. many alumni could attendance at S. M. A. for a period of WELLINGHOFF, CASTO, PREBOL, be seen strolling about the campus, were mine. (Especially the defeats.) Committee—Prebol, B. J., chairman;! NELIGH viewing once again the buildings which two years or more, whereas the South No matter how hard I tried to avoid it, Bricken, L. P.; Carey, G. YV.; and! I'.USINESS STAFF had at one time been their homes, and Barracks serves as a dormitory for the 1 made mistakes, but they were pound- Raider, H. A. Social Committee—Fits J. A. STEPHENSON. . ... Circulation Manager recalling memories of their cadet days. cadets starting their second year at the ed out of me. simmons, R. L., chairman; Fischer, M G. F, DALTON . .. .Advertising Manager It may be interesting to the cadets of academy. The North Barracks is re- All this is beside the point. I want to C.; Menczer, L. E.; and Prebol, T. J ! The Alpha Bible Club is, as its name CAPT. R. E. MOODY. Faculty Adviser the present time to read of the doings, served for all recruits. This system of thank the company as a whole and its then and now, of these cadets of the allotment was originated and devised by teams as groups for the splendid letter suggests, an organization for the pur-! Subscription price, $1.50 a year, in advance past. The items which follow, arc re- the Commandant, Major Patch. which I received from them. That note pose of reading and studying the scrip- Advertising rates upon application. tures. Captain Thomas, the chaplain, is ports of those ex-cadets who visited the To the practice of having at least one signed by fifteen of your number gave its faculty adviser and teacher. Acceptance for mailing at special rate of post- "Hill" during the past two weeks. member of the guard stationed in each me a pleasant surprise and filled me with ape provided for in section 1103. Act of real happiness. And although I, myself, o Oct. 3, 1917, authorized Oct. 18, 1924. R. S. Wick, '27. was the captain of barracks an exception has been made in "A" Company, a member of the Honor regard to Kable Hall. There will be do not think I fully deserved the com- THE DOGS HIGHER UP pliments in the note, I shall cherish it FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1932 Committee, and was awarded the Kable' no guard assigned to this building, all "So you're a young man with both Legion of Honor. Wick is now in Phil- of which means that the honor system always—in my heart and in my memory feet on the ground, eh? What do yotit adelphia. will be applied in a higher degree. book. do for a living?" Hugh Jenks, '26, a member of the Before I close, just a word about your "I take orders from a man with both TIME Thus far, the roomers of Kable Hall company coach, Captain Bodie. Aside Kable Legion of Honor, having com- have made a valiant effort to keep the feet on the desk." pleted his work at the University of from being one of the whitest and fair- —Wisconsin Octopus. new edifices in tip-top condition. Each est men I have ever met, he is one of Time is a queer thing. Every- Cincinnati, is now following his voca- one is doing his best to preserve the tion in Ashland, Kentucky. the most friendly and most willing to newness and cleanliness of the recent help. An even break is all he asks. body has it, poor, rich, great and Be sure that if you do your very Al Hagedorn, '29, was a member of addition to the school grounds. Give it to him and back him up to the best in that which is laid upon you the debating team, and held a position Kable Hall has also served as a scenic man. small. There is no aristocracy in daily, you will not be left without on THE KAHLEGRAM staff. At the com- addition to the appearance of the school Luck to you individually and collect- time. It never grants special fav- mencement of his senior year he receiv- property in that it fills up a once large sufficient help, when some weightier ively in all ways always. occasion arises. ed the medal awarded for the best work and unattractive gap formerly looming Sincerely, GROU. ors to any one. It never lessens in English. Al is now a Senior at Penn between the North Barracks and Me- "DIVVY." - /. N. and the editor of the Punch Bowl. morial Hall. (D. R. DINGWALL) itself. Twenty-four hours daily, Tom Burke, '29, was on the Varsity years, months, and all those min- Football and Baseball teams. A. H. Fink, '30, during his final year utes, free to everyone. What are at S. M. A. was a corporal. His pres- we going to do with them? ent activities arc unknown. W. W. Ehrmann, '28, received two Time passes every second which Junior Department Honor Medals in ad- dition !o the English and Mathematics can never be recalled or lived again. medals. He was on the Rifle team, and, \ou dont Need to Pai| fancq in his last year at S. Al. A., he was Everybody has time to live life Captain of his Company. Ehrmann is fully if he so desires. now making a fine record at Yale. Bill Gibbs, '30, was the captain of his Prices ••kot Cowect cStatix>neAju, Each person has two kinds of company, and a member of the Honor Committee and Football squad. Bill is time—working and leisure. These now working in Staunton. cannot be exactly defined, because Frank A. Richardson, '19, was a cor- poral during his Senior year. what is work to some is leisure to Dick Bellair, '32, was on the swim- I HIS note paper others. Our leisure time should be ming team in '29 and '30. His last year he carried a pair of sergeant's chevrons is correct for informal correspondence. We spent in someway so that we are and captured the Chemistry Medal. Dick have supplied it for 18 years to many of Amer- is at the present a Freshman at Duke. not bored. Don Baird was a corporal S. C. C. in ica's most prominent families. It has been a Doing something considered a '31. He did not disclose his present oc- favorite also among college men and women. cupation. pleasure, but from which we really I\. K. Smith, '30, was major and a With the introduction of the new "450 Pack- get no enjoyment is not spending member of the Honor Committee his Senior year. During his sojourn in the age" the cost of this fine note paper is made our leisure time correctly. Watch Academy he lent his ability to the lower than ever. It actually costs less than cheap Football and Rifle Teams. people on a train, for instance. Joe Gawler, '32, and Cal Griffith, also stationery. Some sit, staring into space, some '32, are both at George Washington. At S. M. A. both were members of the It's the same style note paper we have sold playing solitaire, others reading— Honor Committee, and high rating of- ficers, Joe being Alajor and Cal a Cap- for 18 years—same printed name and address— nearly all of them bored. Time is tain. same prompt delivery — same price. But the too precious to waste in boredom. Don Sailer, '29, the Captain Adjutant and a member of the Rifle Team during quantity is 50% greater! A man who knows how to spend his senior year, is now a salesman in his home town. Send one dollar ($1.10 west of Denver and his time knows how to live life to E. Englehard, an S. M. A. corporal in outside of U. S.) and get one of the biggest its fullest extent. '29, failed to state his present activities. Barry Goldwater, '28, had his senior bargains in fine merchandise offered in Amer- year well filled with non-academic cur- ricula. He was a Captain, a member of ica. Your package printed and on its way to PERSONALS the Swimming and Football Teams, the you within 3 days of receipt of your order. No Honor Committee, Tin-: KABLEGRAM staff, and was awarded the Kable Leg- agents or dealers. Sold by mail only. Absolute Mr. and Mrs. S. W. Troutman, of ion of Honor. satisfaction guaranteed. Pittsburg, Pa., visited the academy Mon- Percy Jenkins graduated from Staun- day morning. ton in '19, with the "Best All Around The academy was also visited by Mr. Cadet" and English Medals. Percy was and Airs. Sample of Chicago last Mon- a Sergeant and a member of the football day. Team. At Harvard he carried away all academic honors, and captained the foot- CAN YOU BEAT A LAWYER? ball team so ably that he was placed on Bursting open the door marked "Pri- the All-Eastern Football Eleven. Air. 300 Note Sheets. Formerly 200 vate," the butcher confronted the local Jenkins is now with the Spencer-Wick- lawyer. Wire Steel Company. 150 Envelopes . . Formerly TOO "If a dog steals a piece of meat from H. M. Stuart, '30, while on the "Hill" my shop, is the owner liable?" he asked the man behind the desk. was the Captain Adjutant of the Corps. 450 Pieces . . . Formerly ZOO "Certainly," replied the lawyer. He is now starting his Sophomore year THE NEW // "Very well, your dog took a piece of at V. M. I. ^All Printed with your steak worth a half a dollar about five AT WASHINGTON AND JEFFER- 450 PACKAGE minutes ago." Name and Address "Indeed," he returned smoothly. "Then SON : Wm. Beeson plays varsity foot- ball and is a member of the Skull and You can't buy any stationery at any price better suited if you give me the other half, that will to your informal correspondence than the new "450 cover my fee."—Wall Street Journal. Dagger. Nicholas L. Wisser has gained scholastic distinction and is on the Package." It is correct note sheet size, 6"x 7". 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SINGLE TOUCHDOWN •STAINTOX'S FINEST THEATRE . Matinee—2-3:45 P. M.—10-30C Night—7:15-S» F. M 10-40c S. M. A. successfully opened its 1932 football season last Saturday by defeat- —NOW SHOWING— ing V. M. I.'s Junior Varsity by a score THK FOUR MARX BROTHERS of 6-0. Boxing Team Turns Out Bronze Tablet Will Be High School Training "HORSE FEATHERS" During the first half of the game the In Force at First Call Placed in Kable Hall Grows in Popularity Mon., Tuen.. Wed, Oct. 3, 4. teams appeared very evenly matched. It TALLTLAH BANKHEAD was not until the third quarter, when GARY COOPER Earle of S. M. A. plunged across the Captain Joseph Taylor, boxing coach, A bronze tablet is to be placed in The scarcity of jobs will make high "DEVIL AND THE DEEP" goal line for the first and only touch- got off to an early start this week when Kable Hall commemorating the found- school education more popular than ever Thurs., Fri., Sat., Oct. «. down of the game, that the tie was he started classes to run three days each ers of S. M. A. and the building of this this year, according to a bulletin from WILL ROGERS broken. week for the tyros. The initial class structure. the Office of Education of the U. S. De- "DOWN TO EARTH" The first half of the game consisted was started this past Monday and had a The plaque carries the names of Cap- partment o fthc Interior. of a series of kicks by both sides aver- gratifying turn-out of 28 men. This tain W. H. Kable, founder of the in- There will be fewer "drop-outs" in the —COMING— KITH CHATTERTON aging about thirty-seven yards. Earle turn-out consisted mainly of the lighter stitution, Colonel W. G. Kable, late pres- freshman and sophomore years, the bul- "THE CRASH" of S. M. A. broke through for a twenty- weights, the heavier men being out for ident of S. M. A., the names of the letin predicts, and many graduates of MAURICE CHEVALIER two yard run at one time, clearing every- varsity and inter-company football. With present board of trustees, the architect, past years will come back to take post- "LOVE ME TONIGHT" one on the opponent's team but their the ending of football season these men and the builder. graduate courses. More than half of all captain, Venable will report to Captain Taylor, and the The inscription on the tablet is as boys and girls of high school age will WAHNER. OROS. The initial pass of the game, attempted development of the varsity squad will follows : be enrolled. by S. M. A., was incomplete. Venable begin. In the meantime Coach Taylor This Building The total number of students in all %¥UA1%!» of V. M. I. made two spectacular runs, believes he will be able to uncover and A Memorial To schools will be more than a quarter of I i the first being for ten yards and the build up some promising light-weight Capt. Wm. H. Kable the nation's total population, the Office 'A GOOD SHOW—ALL WAYS" second for seventeen. V. M. I.'s first material from his beginners' classes now Founder of Education announces. Of the 31,000,- Matinee—2-3:45 P. M 10-20c pass, as was S. M. A.'s, was incomplete. in progress. The inter-company teams Col. Wm. G. Kable 000 persons affected by the opening of Night—7U5-9 P. M.—10-30e The half ended by Venable of V. M. I. will largely consist of members of these President schools, 25,000,000 will attend public ele- —NOW SHOWING- making a nice fifteen yard run. classes recruited for the company teams Staunton Military Academy mentary and high schools. More than TOM MIX AND TONY In the second half S. M. A. showed and who, if on making good, will be 1850 "1930 1,000,000 will register as full-time stu- "THE TEXAS BAD MAN" its superiority by scoring the only touch- given a chance for the varsity boxing Trustees dents at universities and colleges and Monday and Tuesday, Octoher 3, 4 down of the game. To start with, Earle squad. Gilpin Willson 250,000 others will, enroll as part-time JACKIE COOPER, CONRAD NAGEL, of S. M. A. threw a pass to Male for The following men turned out for the Eleanor Kable Whitehead students. Public kindergartens will LEWIS STONE ten yards. Immediately, Earle dupli- first boxing class last Monday after- Col. Thomas H. Russell serve 800,000. "DIVORCE IN THE FAMILY" cates the feat, only with a hundred William H. Steelc The educational industry will put noon : Shaler, J. B., Bricken, L. P., —COMING per cent improvement, by sending a pass William C. Rowland 1,500,000 persons back to work. Teach- Higgins, Jrvin, Frye, Eisler, Reber, W. "AGE OF CONSENT" to Male for twenty more yards. Through K., Truesdcll, C, Truesdell, W., Butler, Chas. Z. Klaudcr ers will make up 1,037,605 of these, and "70,000 WITNESSES" a series of line bucks Earle crossed the Hubbs, Spraguc, Spannierman, Schwartz, Architect there will be 26,953 superintendents and "CONGORILLA" line for the touchdown. The extra point Henry E. Baton, Inc. business officers, 37,764 supervisors and "THE LAST MAN" H., Weston, Cramer, C, Hoover, Sze, "GUILTY AS HELL" was not made due to a fumble. Custis, Karger, Maggioio, Possan, Mce- Constructors principals, 238,306 janitors, 50,000 bus In the fourth quarter S. M. A. re- han, Dalton, G, Vizzard, Oehrig, Raider. drivers, and 125,000 engineers and other turned the kick to V. M. I. An ex- o employees. change of kicks followed. Painter of Cotillion Club Meets S. M. A. intercepted a pass from V M. Literary Society Elects To Make Initial Plans 1. Venable of V. M. T. made the only BUY YOUR WE. GO EVERYWHERE complete pass of the game for his team Officers and Makes Plans Telephone 730 to the by sending a twenty yard throw to Under the supervision of Lieutenant KODAK FILMS Troutt. The game ended with the ball V\ ith the purpose of familiarizing old Thomas Cooksey, the Cotillion Club has JONES TAXI SERVICE in S. M. A.'s possession on the thirty been organized, and plans for future Here and Have Them and new members with the plans for J. EARL JONKS, Proprietor yard line. the- new scholastic year, the first meet- dances started. The Club will be run Developed Free! The line-up : ing of the Woodrow Wilson Literary under an entirely different system this Five and Seven Passenger Closed Cars V. M. 1. S. M. A. Society was held Saturday evening, year. Informal dances will be given —Service Day and Night— We Cash S. M. A. Checks each month, while there will be only a Polk E. E, Bell (captain) September 24. The meeting was carried 14 N. New Street—Staunton, Va. Feamster L. T. Cramer, E. on with characteristic formality, and few strictly formal affairs throughout We Appreciate the Patronage McCallum E. G. Shuker the talks by Major Brice and President the year. From the Faculty and Cadets Carney ('. Painter Voss were enthusiastically received. Officers elected were: Jerry Del of S. M. A. Palmer R. G. Sypherd Prete, President; T, P. C. Forbes, Jr., For the benefit of new cadets some- Vice-President and Secretary; Henry James R. T. De Liberty thing about the origin, purpose and ad- MAKE Troutt R. E. Morse Haight, Chairman of the decorating Sporting Goods for all Sports vantages derived from being a member committee; Donald Cass and L. L. Venable (captain) Q. B. Male of the society was said. The Woodrow Carpenter L. H. B. Earle Bretschneider, in charge of invitations; SODA AND LUNCHEONETTE Walter's Drug Store Wilson Literary Society originated fif- Freddy Cramer and D. P. Carey, the Reynolds R. H. B. Zelonis teen years ago. The membership of the SERVICE YOUR HEADQUARTERS Browning F. B. Cranor floor committee. society is restricted, the maximum being .1/ otorcxclc Delivery Serviced SUBSTITUTIONS thirty members. From this number the "Not many fellows can do this," said STAUNTON SPORT SHOP V. M. I.—Goodwin for Carney at cen- members of those debating and public ter, Penick for Polk at left end, Vander- the magician as he turned his auto into Opposite Y. M. C. A. speaking teams who have won the Stale a lam]) post."—Baltimore News'. slice for Feamster at left tackle, Good- Championship for the past several years win for Carpenter at center (at the were chosen. half), Oatley for Feamster at left tackle, The advantages derived from this ac- Telfair for McCallum at left guard, tivity are many. The cadet learns to D. L. SWITZER Burton for Browning at full back, Car- orate, debate, and to be able to rise to THOS. HOGSHEAD, INC. penter for Reynolds at right half back. the occasion when called upon to speak- A COMPLETE LINE OF S. M. A. S. M. A.—Fay for Sypherd at right in public, all of which are accomplish- guard, Reardon for De Liberty at right ments which are very necessary in the JEWELRY AND NOVELTIES THE tackle, Howie for Morse at right end, life of a successful man. Aside from Thomas, R. for Cranor at right half these advantages, the quarterly average Staunton : : : : Virginia CUT RATE DRUG STORE back, Sypherd for Cramer, F. at left of the student of English can be raised ON THE CORNER tackle. as much as five points, if he has done (MRS.) I). L. SWITZER STATISTICS OF S. M. A.-V. M. I. exceptional work in the society during GAME the quarter. First Downs—V. M. I. 6, S. M. A. 5. The only requirement for member- ship is a passing grade in every subject. Passes Completed—V. M, I. 1. S. M. BUY YOUR FILMS HERE A. 2. Meetings will be held weekly in the Passes not completed—V. M. T. 3, S. dancing ball on the first floor of Me- and have them developed TOM'S M. A. 4. morial Hall. Passes attempted—V. M. I 4, S. M. Among the former members of the FREE BARBER SHOP A. 6. Society who are back this year are Ca- HAMRICK & CO. Punts—V. M. I. 7, S. M. A. 9. det Voss, President; Cadet Ramirez, KENNEDY & ELLINGER South New Street Average distance punts—V. M. T. 33 Secretary; Cadet Prebol, Treasurer; FLORISTS vds., S. M. A. 35 yds. Cadet Dalton, J.. Sergeant at Arms; S. M. A. HANGOUT Cadets Always Welcome Fumbles—V. M. I. 1, S. M. A. 0. and Cadets Klepper, Roessing and Eu- Touchdowns—V. M. I. 0, S. M. A. 1. bank, who constitute- the membership NEAR STRAND THEATRE 18 West Frederick Street Extra Points—V. M. I. 0, S. M. A. 0. committee. Other members are Cadets Penalties—V. M. I. 4, S. M. A. 5. Dalton, G., Kirkpatrick, Eisler, Jones, V. M. I.—Off sides 2—5 yds. each- Raider. Bricken, Cook, C. W., and de- GREEN FROG GRILL Delaying Game 1—5 yds., Unnecessary Veer. 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WRIGHT DROP IN FOR AN IDLE HALF HOUR Cook is off in convulsive laughter with no more than "His girl put him out and made him wal " "Walk where? Put him out of what?' There's Rosemary, That's for "Bob had to walk into town," he fair- Remembrance—Shakespeare CUT PRICES ON DRUGS AND TOILET ARTICLES ly bursts out. "He went out riding and got put " ROSEMARY TEA SHOP E A R M A N'S "Rah, rah, Lover, Lover, Lover," Yea —as—as—hhhh—hhhh—hh." Opposite Y. M. C. A., Staunton, Va. "Hey, there, Boh, you don't mean she LUNCHEON, AFTERNOON TEA DRUG STORE WILLSON BROTHERS really "put you out of the car ? And how DINNER DRUGGISTS far? Five miles? And you really Special Hot Lunch 12 to 2 P. M. If You Need Service While Down Town Call On Us walked it ? Oh, boy, your dogs ! When Dinner 5 :30 to 7:30 Telephone 090 you going out again?" "Nerts," yells Sch ," as he dives into a room amid a rousing cheer. "Nerts to the whole blooming bunch of you." WOODBRIER COFFEE SHOPPE Welcome S. M. A. 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Don't you like her?" .yar mers. "No, I hate her! I'd like to pinch Wei Librarian—Miss Hammond. her cheeks like Daddy does." Postmaster—Percy Calhoun. o—o fthe —London Opinion. tact DISCOURSE ON REGS NOW YOU UNDERSTAND THAR'S GOLD IN THEM ILLS WHY NOT STEAL CASH ? "Is shoe polish ?" Collegiate A : "That chap over there fo The puzzled high school student wiped Two broom vendors met in a London his brow. The question read: "Define "No, I'm American." uncovered a rich vein yesterday." Upi street. dov a bolt and a nut and explain the differ- "Aw, yer stringin' me." Collegiate B : "Is he a prospector?" 16 West Beverley Street "Upon my sole, I ain't." '"Ang it hall," said one, "Hi don't yar ence, if any." Finally he wrote: Collegiate A : "No, he sold a pint of see 'ow you can sell these 'ere bloomin' "A bolt is a thing like a stick of hard "Awright then, be a heel." blood to the hospital for $25." "You're kedding me now." brooms fer a shillin'. Hi steals the by metal such as iron with a square bunch —American Boy Magazine. brush, and Hi steals the wire, and Hi on one end and a lot of scratching "Yeh, I sorta creped up on you." to steals the 'andles, an' Hi can't sell 'em E wound around the other end. A nut is COINCIDENCE WHAT A QUESTION fer a shillin' and make hany money on DUGAN'S firs similar to a bolt only just the opposite, Jones : "Sorry, old man, that my hen 'em." He : "Well, at last I've passed Latin." got loose and scratched up your gar- exct being a hole in a little chunk of iron "Why," the other replied, "Hi steals GOOD FOOD GOOD SERVICE for sawed off short with wrinkles around She: "Honestly?" den." 'em ready made."—Montreal Star. teen the inside of the hole." He: "Don't be so inquisitive!" Smit : "That's all right—my dog ate POPULAR PRICES —American Boy Magazine. your hen." ing HOW MANY gra\ First Old Boy: "Say, is that good Jones: "Fine! My car just ran over 21 N. Augusta St. anot looking dame you introduced me to go- SALUTE OF THE SEA your dog."—Selected. "Say, Amos, how dey tell de age ob a "You went down to the sea, and it chicken ?" ad\ ing steady?" Phone 1332 Staunton, Va. and Second Wise One: "Sure, but not recognized you ? How do you figure "Tilly, you were entertaining a man in "By de teef." that?" the kitchen last night, were you not?" "Go 'long, chickens don't hab teef." A., with just one guy." yan "Well, it waved at me." "That's for him to say, ma'am; I did "No, but l'se got teef."—Exchange. —American Boy Magazine. my best."—Ansivers. goa Rat: "Does that guy Forbes have a S girl friend?" CHILTON HALL the Ratter: "You can just Betty does." FRONT LINE TRENCH "Has the depression made a difference Miss JEAN B. MACGOWAN Buggs: "Where, in Chicago, do you in Crimson Gulch ?" BEAR BOOK COMPANY coul yar( "It may be Geometry to some people, live?" S. M. A. 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He likes poetry, then ?" nar She: "Not at all. But the last friend BRYAN'S INC. Reveille to a new tune—"Sweet S. U. WHOLESALE OBSEQUIES of mine he tried to throw out was an THE PALACE 28 North Central Avenue port E." "Sir, would you give me five dollars amateur boxer."—Capper's Weekly. poin to bury a saxophone player?" LATEST RELEASES Ti "Does your name begin with L?" "Here's thirty dollars; bury six of NOT HIS WORRY Billiards and Bowling OF grav ful "L no!" 'cm."—Our Paper. Professor: "Young man, how many BRUNSWICK AND COLUMBIA "S?" times have 1 told you to get to this class RECORDS wit! —North Central Avenue— take "S, sir." SWAPPING MASKS on time!" Phone 469 "Yep, I had a beard like yours once, Student: "I don't know. I thought St A RANK JOKE and when I realized how it made me you were keeping score." Corporal Lang: "Why are you always look, I cut it off." —American Boy Magazine. pulling at your pants?" 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