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The Real Inspector WELCOME TO THE SHOW! A warm welcome to our Winter Evening of Entertainment which includes comedy drama, a light supper and a fun Quiz! For your amusement we will perform five sketches all on the theme of the lighter side of medical practice. We begin in the offices of an average local general medical practice with a disgruntled GP who is having a bad day and lets his daft patient know it. This is followed by another doctor and a patient with a big problem, then we move on to discover the answer to insomnia for one lucky lady. We then move to the local hospital where one unlucky patient is going to find out rather too much about his impending treatment for comfort, at the hands of a bombastic consultant and a trainee surgeon who is more interested in the nurses. We remain in hospital for our last sketch before the interval where it is visiting time and Andy’s mate has thoughtfully brought him some grapes…. After you have enjoyed your interval snack and a drink or two we then return to the local hospital where Mr. Brown is receiving treatment and expecting a visit from his wife. All goes well until another visitor arrives and Charlie’s world begins to unravel…. Running Order Sketch The Angry Doctor by Robert Scott Sketch Doctor, Doctor by Jonathan Edgington Sketch Doctor Sleep by Nicholas Richards Sketch Consultants and Clots – a tribute to Doctor at Large. Sketch Accidents Will Happen by Cheryl Barrett INTERVAL – 45 minutes including Quiz and light supper. One Act Drama The Worst Day of My Life by Alan Richardson Raffle prize draw Stage 2 would like to thank everyone who helped with the show and of course not forgetting YOU our much appreciated audience for your ongoing support. CAST & CREW The Angry Doctor – by Robert Scott Doctor .............................................................................................. Owen Davies Perkins .............................................................................................. Joe Tohill Doctor, Doctor by Jonathan Edgington Doctor Smith ..................................................................................... Jeanne Gilraine Mr. Jones .......................................................................................... Peter Gilraine Doctor Sleep – by Nicholas Richards Doctor Barlow ................................................................................... Owen Davies Nurse Popplewell .............................................................................. Amber McHale Mrs. James ....................................................................................... Lynne Purves Consultants and Clots – a tribute to Doctor at Large Consultant ........................................................................................ Maria Redman Trainee Doctor 1 ............................................................................... Grahame Gould Trainee Doctor 2 ............................................................................... Gary Purves Nurse ............................................................................................... Amber McHale Patient .............................................................................................. Joe Tohill Accidents Will Happen by Cheryl Barrett Andy ................................................................................................. Joe Tohill Dr Smith ........................................................................................... Grahame Gould Jim ................................................................................................... Owen Davies Students .................................................................................. Gary Purves / Lucy Butts The Worst Day of My Life by Alan Richardson Charlie Brown ................................................................................... Grahame Gould Samantha ......................................................................................... Jeanne Gilraine Joanne ............................................................................................. Wendy Salter Evelyn ............................................................................................... Anne Foord Melissa ............................................................................................. Lynne Purves Set ...................................................................................................... Maria Redman / .................................................... Ken Redman / Gary Purves / Grahame Gould Prompt ................................................................................................ Jill Davies Lighting .............................................................................................. Liz Gould Sound ................................................................................................. Ken Redman Stage Management ............................................................................. Gary Purves / ...................................................................................................... Ken Redman Front of House, Bar & Backstage / 1001 other jobs .............................. Group members Join Us! As well as reading, rehearsing & performing plays & sketches, we organise theatre & show trips and have a great time socially. We will begin reading / rehearsing for our next production soon. If you would like to try your hand at performing, backstage / technical roles or generally helping out or know someone who might enjoy taking part / helping out please do call us, talk to a Stage 2 member or enquire via our website. You can try us out with no obligation and we would love to see you! Meetings take place at Berrow Village Hall on most Friday evenings from 8 pm. FURTHER information FROM:- Grahame: 01278 782319 / or Maria: 01278 795619 / or email [email protected] Or visit our Web site: .............................. www.stage2drama.org Stage 2 Mailing List If you would like to be notified of our future productions, please speak to any of us or visit our web site: http://stage2drama.org/contact and complete the contact form. .
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