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Wales-Ireland Travelogue 2009
WALES AND IRELAND TRIP MAY 12 TO JUNE 4, 2009 What a coincidence! Meaningless, to be sure - but a coincidence, nonetheless. Our trip to the British Isles in 2009 began and ended one day earlier than our trip to Scotland, May 14 to June 5, 2001. (One can only hope that September of this year doesn't hold the same sort of unpleasant surprise that was visited upon us eight years ago.) OK, so I made a "small" error - we are departing two days earlier, not one. And, OK, so it wasn't much of a coincidence, was it? I mean, a real coincidence - one of excruciating consequence - occurred at the Polo Grounds in NYC on October 3, 1951 when Ralph Branca of the Blessed Brooklyn Dodgers was called in to pitch in the 9th inning and, by coincidence, Bobby Thomson of the Bestial New York Giants happened to come to bat, and, by coincidence, Mr. Branca happened to throw a pitch that the aforementioned Mr. Thomson happened to swing at, and, by coincidence, made contact with said pitch and drove it a miserable 309 feet into the first row of the left- field seats of the absurdly apportioned Polo Grounds, thus ending the Dodgers' season and causing a certain 12-year-old, watching on TV, in Brooklyn to burst into tears. Now that was a coincidence! But I digress. Tuesday, May 12 to Wednesday, May 13 Rather than leaving our car at the Seattle Airport Parking Garage (cost for three-plus weeks $468) or at an airport hotel (about $335) we decide to try the new Gig Harbor Taxi (at $95 each way, including tip). -
'Rather Life': Promoting Dada and Surrealism
Dada and Surrealism: A Very Short Introduction Very Short Introductions are for anyone wanting a stimulating and accessible way in to a new subject. They are written by experts, and have been published in more than 25 languages worldwide. The series began in 1995, and now represents a wide variety of topics in history, philosophy, religion, science, and the humanities. Over the next few years it will grow to a library of around 200 volumes – a Very Short Introduction to everything from ancient Egypt and Indian philosophy to conceptual art and cosmology. Very Short Introductions available now: ANCIENT PHILOSOPHY Continental Philosophy Julia Annas Simon Critchley THE ANGLO-SAXON AGE COSMOLOGY Peter Coles John Blair CRYPTOGRAPHY ANIMAL RIGHTS David DeGrazia Fred Piper and Sean Murphy ARCHAEOLOGY Paul Bahn DADA AND SURREALISM ARCHITECTURE David Hopkins Andrew Ballantyne Darwin Jonathan Howard ARISTOTLE Jonathan Barnes Democracy Bernard Crick ART HISTORY Dana Arnold DESCARTES Tom Sorell ART THEORY Cynthia Freeland DRUGS Leslie Iversen THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH Martin Redfern ASTRONOMY Michael Hoskin EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY Atheism Julian Baggini Geraldine Pinch Augustine Henry Chadwick EIGHTEENTH-CENTURY BARTHES Jonathan Culler BRITAIN Paul Langford THE BIBLE John Riches THE ELEMENTS Philip Ball BRITISH POLITICS EMOTION Dylan Evans Anthony Wright EMPIRE Stephen Howe Buddha Michael Carrithers ENGELS Terrell Carver BUDDHISM Damien Keown Ethics Simon Blackburn CAPITALISM James Fulcher The European Union THE CELTS Barry Cunliffe John Pinder CHOICE THEORY EVOLUTION Michael Allingham Brian and Deborah Charlesworth CHRISTIAN ART Beth Williamson FASCISM Kevin Passmore CLASSICS Mary Beard and THE FRENCH REVOLUTION John Henderson William Doyle CLAUSEWITZ Michael Howard Freud Anthony Storr THE COLD WAR Galileo Stillman Drake Robert McMahon Gandhi Bhikhu Parekh GLOBALIZATION PLATO Julia Annas Manfred Steger POLITICS Kenneth Minogue HEGEL Peter Singer POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY HEIDEGGER Michael Inwood David Miller HINDUISM Kim Knott POSTCOLONIALISM HISTORY John H. -
Nocturnal Projections a Note on the Cinemas of Serbian Surrealism Krzysztof Fijalkowski
Nocturnal Projections A Note on the Cinemas of Serbian Surrealism Krzysztof Fijalkowski urrealism’s encounter with flm Croats and Slovenes was in efect centred has prompted much research and exclusively on its capital Belgrade. What publication ever since studies such makes it unique among the history of Sas Ado Kyrou’s Le Surréalisme au cinema surrealist groups beyond France is that (1953) or Paul Hammond’s Te Shadow a number of its leading members were and its Shadow (1978), some of it of not only well-informed about activities excellent quality and extending the subject in the nascent Paris group well before into unexplored territories. But, so far as I its ofcial inauguration in 1924, but have been able to tell, among all of them would participate extensively in the there is a chapter of this story that remains latter’s activities, establishing lasting to be written: the importance of cinema friendships, signing the French group’s for the Serbian surrealist group, active tracts and contributing to publications between around 1923 and 1933 (a group such as La Révolution surréaliste (itself not that is indeed one of the best-kept secrets in fact the frst formal surrealist journal in the history of the movement) is missing since the Serbian periodical Svedočanstva from all of these accounts. Signifcantly, (Testimonies) was launched a week earlier this would be a narrative built of absences and only a month after Breton’s First and impossibilities. Lost flms, unflmed Manifesto). At its height – the group’s (unflmable) scripts, collages and writings greatest momentum was gained at the start that fgure a ‘cinema by other means’ of the 1930s – organised around a core of (Pavle Levi), flm criticism languishing in over a dozen poets, theorists, artists and the vaults of obscure libraries . -
George Harrison
COPYRIGHT 4th Estate An imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers 1 London Bridge Street London SE1 9GF www.4thEstate.co.uk This eBook first published in Great Britain by 4th Estate in 2020 Copyright © Craig Brown 2020 Cover design by Jack Smyth Cover image © Michael Ochs Archives/Handout/Getty Images Craig Brown asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins. Source ISBN: 9780008340001 Ebook Edition © April 2020 ISBN: 9780008340025 Version: 2020-03-11 DEDICATION For Frances, Silas, Tallulah and Tom EPIGRAPHS In five-score summers! All new eyes, New minds, new modes, new fools, new wise; New woes to weep, new joys to prize; With nothing left of me and you In that live century’s vivid view Beyond a pinch of dust or two; A century which, if not sublime, Will show, I doubt not, at its prime, A scope above this blinkered time. From ‘1967’, by Thomas Hardy (written in 1867) ‘What a remarkable fifty years they -
S6 E26 - Scradge
S6 E26 - Scradge Transcribed by Peter Harris, corrections by Peter Olausson. Additional corrections by thegoonshow.net. Final corrections by Helen. GREENSLADE: This is the BBC Home Service. We present the golden tones of yours and my favourite singer. (SINGS) Oh, my beloved daddy. I love him, yes (FALSETTO) I do-oo-oo. SEAGOON: Shut that great, steaming, porridge-muncher! And give the listeners the new low in Goon Show plots. GREENSLADE: We present the awesome, fearful and, on the admission of the authors, incomprehensible story of... MILLIGAN: Scradje! ORCHESTRA: TATTY CHORD SEAGOON: Ta. Next bit. GRAMS: WEIRD ARABIAN MUSIC SEAGOON: Hear that next bit, dear listeners? It's the lovely date-encrusted voice of that great Arab singer, Lee Lawrence of Arabia. GRAMS: TWO SMALL EXPLOSIONS SEAGOON: Yes, listeners, those mysterious explosions were the first of many. It is that story we tell tonight. (GIBBERISH)? SELLERS: Kinninidge. S6 E26 - Scradje SEAGOON: Twidge gul. SELLERS: Arg thug 'uun. SEAGOON: Well, hurry up, then. SELLERS: Plinge. It was in the autumn of nineteen quinty-quodge, the year Major Bloodnok was discharged from the army. SECOMBE: Yes, it was the usual. Cowardice in the face of ENSA. Found dressed as a woman in the ATS barracks. BLOODNOK: Lies! All lies, do you hear! It was carnival night, I tell you! CAPTAIN HUGH JYMPTON: [MILLIGAN] Shh! Please, Major Bloodnok. My name is Jympton, Captain Hugh Jympton. I remember the time both Bloodnok and Lord Seagoon became members of the Athenaeum Club, Glasshouse Street. GRAMS: JAZZ PIECE ENDING SEAGOON: Thank you. Hm. Gad, you waltz divinely, my darling. -
Foiled by President Fred (In Honour Bound)
THE GOON SHOW: FOILED BY PRESIDENT FRED (IN HONOUR BOUND) First broadcast on November 1, 1955. Script by Spike Milligan. Produced by Peter Eton. Announced by Wallace Greenslade. Orchestra conducted by Wally Stott. Transcribed by Kurt Adkins, corrections by Peter Olausson. Greenslade: This is the BBC Home Service. And candidly, I'm fed up with it. Secombe: Have a care there, Wallace, otherwise I'll be forced to speak to John Snagge. Greenslade: My dear fellow, everybody has to be forced to speak to John Snagge. Secombe: Come, curb those biting cynicisms and permit me to present the highly esteemed Goon Show. Grams: [Aeolian clarinet (or old dance music record)] Milligan: Stop! Ohohooo -- Stop that sinful american music! Seacombe? Take off those carbon-paper plus fours and listen to the story entitled - 'In Honour Bound'. Orchestra: [Traditional english hero theme] Seagoon: My name is Neddie Seagoon. I was a gas meter inspector. It all began the day of the annual general board meeting of the South Balham Gas Board. FX: [Murmurs - gavel] Henry Crun: Gentlemen - I have here the books for the - mnk - financial year just ended - mnk, mnk - and by the look of them, gas is here to stay. I am glad, glad, to say... To say that the South Balham Gas Colossus has made a gross profit of no less than three pounds twelve shillings and ninepence. Now then... Old Seagoon: Have you seen my teeth? Henry Crun: You left them on your saxophone. Old Seagoon: Oh yes. Henry Crun: Now then, I'll read the vital balance sheets. -
Literary Miscellany
Literary Miscellany Including Recent Acquisitions, Manuscripts & Letters, Presentation & Association Copies, Art & Illustrated Works, Film-Related Material, Etcetera. Catalogue 349 WILLIAM REESE COMPANY 409 TEMPLE STREET NEW HAVEN, CT. 06511 USA 203.789.8081 FAX: 203.865.7653 [email protected] www.williamreesecompany.com TERMS Material herein is offered subject to prior sale. All items are as described, but are consid- ered to be sent subject to approval unless otherwise noted. Notice of return must be given within ten days unless specific arrangements are made prior to shipment. All returns must be made conscientiously and expediently. Connecticut residents must be billed state sales tax. Postage and insurance are billed to all non-prepaid domestic orders. Orders shipped outside of the United States are sent by air or courier, unless otherwise requested, with full charges billed at our discretion. The usual courtesy discount is extended only to recognized booksellers who offer reciprocal opportunities from their catalogues or stock. We have 24 hour telephone answering and a Fax machine for receipt of orders or messages. Catalogue orders should be e-mailed to: [email protected] We do not maintain an open bookshop, and a considerable portion of our literature inven- tory is situated in our adjunct office and warehouse in Hamden, CT. Hence, a minimum of 24 hours notice is necessary prior to some items in this catalogue being made available for shipping or inspection (by appointment) in our main offices on Temple Street. We accept payment via Mastercard or Visa, and require the account number, expiration date, CVC code, full billing name, address and telephone number in order to process payment. -
Phillip Street Theatre
COLLECTION FINDING AID Phillip Street Theatre Performing Arts Programs and Ephemera (PROMPT) Australian ColleCtion Development The Phillip Street Theatre (sucCeeded by the Phillip Theatre) was a popular and influential commercial Sydney theatre and theatriCal Company of the 1950s and 1960s that beCame well known for its intimate satiriCal revue produCtions. William Orr was the Company’s founding DireCtor of ProduCtions, and EriC DuCkworth was General Manager. After taking over the MerCury Theatre in Phillip Street, William Orr re- opened it as the Phillip Street Theatre in 1954, presenting a series of “Phillip Street Revues” and children's musicals, including Top of the Bill and Hit and Run (both 1954), Willow Pattern Plate (1957), Cross Section (1957-58), Ride on a Broomstick (1959), Mistress Money (1960). These featured many noted Australian performers, many who later went on to beCome well known film, theatre and television personalities, inCluding Gordon Chater, Margot Lee, Barry Creyton, Jill Perryman, Noeline Brown, Robina Beard, Judi Farr, Kevin Miles, Charles "Bud" Tingwell, Ray Barrett, Ruth CraCknell, June Salter, John Meillon, Barry Humphries, Reg Livermore, Peter Phelps, and Gloria Dawn. The Phillip Street Theatre was demolished at the time of Out on a Limb with Bobby Limb and Dawn Lake in 1961, and the Company moved to the Australian Hall at 150 Elizabeth Street, near Liverpool Street. The Company's name was then shortened to the Phillip Theatre in reCognition of this move. Content Printed materials in the PROMPT ColleCtion include programs and printed ephemera such as broChures, leaflets, tiCkets, etC. Theatre programs are taken as the prime doCumentary evidenCe of a performanCe at the Phillip Street Theatre. -
The Goon Show: the Sahara Desert Statue
THE GOON SHOW: THE SAHARA DESERT STATUE First broadcast on November 3, 1958. Script by Spike Milligan. Produced by John Browell. Announced by Wallace Greenslade. Orchestra conducted by Wally Stott. Transcribed by Debby Stark, corrections by Peter Olausson. Greenslade: This is the BBC Secombe: Stop! Spriggs: Ohm, I will stop. Secombe: What's this approaching? It's a lorry driven by a Rolls Royce, isn't it? Yes, it is! It's that great thespian star of brouhaha-ha-ha, Berebohm Sellers! FX: [Considerable cheers] Spriggs: Oh, he's not as popular as he used to be! I'll sing that bit, folks. [Sings] He's not as popular as he used to beeee! Sellers [Heavy actor accent]: Aye [inaudible] pruns. Noxt week I shall be appearing in "The Impotence of Being Ernest," by Oscar Wilde, the blaggard of Redding Jail. Yours, Neddy. Secombe: Ta. Omnes: [Several, each in turn saying Ta, Tee, Ti, Toe, Tuu!] Sellers: All together! Omnes: Tooooo! Sellers: Oh, what it is to have friends! Spriggs: I know, I once... I express sympathy. Secombe: "Dear sir: My wife has just made a pancake thirty foot round. Is this a record?" Voice: I don't know, try playing it on the gramaphone. Sellers: Together, the band. Orchestra: [Shout] Ta-da 1 Sellers: Ah! Caught with their instruments down! Secombe: And now folks! Take us off slack while we unwrap this brown paper parcel. Look! Ah, look! Voice: What a [inaudible] Secombe: It's a life-sized Goon Show in imitation plastic! Spriggs: Oh! And what are these little round things? Secombe: Gad, it's a set of spare glass jokes! Sellers: Let us hear one, Tom. -
The Australian Elizabethan Theatre Trust I PATRO HER MAJESTY the QUEEN ,/~~~~Sit° ~.-L
DEPARTMENTOF RAILWAYS,NEW SOUTHWALES Sonaething to Benaeniber A visit to the theatre is a highlight in our lives. It is a pleasant experience to remember, sometimes for many years. A Sunday one-day train tour is also something to remember. It enables you to see hundreds of miles of rural scenery under ideal conditions. The long-distance tours are made in air-conditioned expresses hauled by diesel electric locomotives. On these tours you may see Canberra in the Spring and Autumn, Goulburn at lilac time, Oran ge when the cherry blossoms are at their best, and Scone during its Floral Festival. Some tours are for longer periods--a week-end at Kosciusko and the Snowy Mountains or a week on the semi-tropical North Coast. Inquire about these special tours a/ your nearest railway station. i]Jru:a··~!..........§1 .•r--nii& ~~>~ ~ t(1 <-1 <9 0" ,..... '-< ~ > 00 ~i = ~ 'y ~ 3~l..~~~ ~ r The Australian Elizabethan Theatre Trust I PATRO HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN ,/~~~~Sit° ~.-L. PRE SIDENT ............... The Rt . Hon. Sir John Lath am, G.C.M.G., Q .C. ,__> = ffKQfft'/1 CH AIRMAN ___________ Dr. H . C. Coombs EXE CUTIVE DIRE CTOR Hu gh Hunt 1 t~j~ ~" ('t ~A:&;',._, ~ ADMI NIS TRATIVE OPF ICE R James Mills ~~1 ·0~ ~~ H ON . SEC RETARY Maurice Park er G•)WJ'), M ake your Christmas ·v· M .o,,j thing that will live gi mi so~e- ~ that will b · · · · something lh rmg happiness throughout STATE REPRESENTATIVES. e years . make a i Nicholson's- "the g,·rt fp anol from N ew South Wale s Mr. -
HANCOCK's HALF HOUR COLLECTIBLES Notes To
HANCOCK’S HALF HOUR COLLECTIBLES Notes to Accompany Volume 3 All photographs copyright (C) BBC (unless otherwise stated) The Tony Hancock Appreciation Society is delighted to have given its support to the production of this new and unique series concerning the lost works of Tony Hancock. Tony Hancock: BBC Publicity Shot for Hancock’s Half Hour, November 1956 The Tony Hancock Appreciation Society (THAS) Since its creation in 1976, the THAS has dedicated itself to preserving and promoting the works of Tony Hancock and, more crucially, to finding his broadcasts that were missing from the archives. Over the decades, these efforts have yielded a wealth of material, most notably lost episodes of his most beloved work on Hancock’s Half Hour for both television and radio. Many of these have now been located and returned to the BBC; some feature in this special series of Collectibles, now into 1 its third volume. However, many still remain lost at this time. In addition, our efforts have found other material – shows recorded before Hancock became a household name – from series such as Calling All Forces, Variety Bandbox and Star Bill. Again, examples of these can be found in this series. In the previous volumes, there was an extensive analysis of missing recordings from Hancock’s radio career, and, as ever, we remain hopeful that some of these recordings will emerge from private collections or, perhaps, the archives of the BBC or other institutions. In these notes, we will focus on a number of missing recordings and shows outside the ‘core’ work Hancock did on his eponymous series and those that preceded it. -
5.1 May 2018 Newsletter.Cdr
5.1 3D BBC CiNA/RNIB May 2018 Newsletter Summary April 1. April Competition 4. March Winner’s email 2. Clues & Explanations 5.May Extra mid-month 2018 3. Presentations 2017 6. Spike Milligan Crossword Enigmatist Pickles 1. April Competition I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL The April competition with Spike Milligan themed grid by Pickles and clued by Enigmatist, was won by Jos Tait of Preston Australia. Excellent solving! SPIKE MILLIGAN Feedback included: Enigmatist is one of my favourite setters and many of the reasons for that can be found in this puzzle: clever and challenging exploitation of an interesting theme; complex, cryptic and misleading clues – for example, it took me a long time to unravel the clue to IRONIC, but it is, as indeed are all his clues, ultimately both intricate and fair. A most enjoyable solve this month. Kmc One solver is speaking to another :- “Would you like to do this puzzle set by Enigmatist or climb the North face of the Eiger?” “Wait right there – I'll get the crampons!” GS Much fun to be had here, as Andre always has a go first. He was amazed when he came to complain that nothing could really contain Y__G T__G and I immediately burst into song... Quite an education in British culture for him! AR Thanks again for the great, and consistently entertaining, puzzles. JN Lovely to have the brilliant madcap humour of Spike Milligan celebrated and brought back to life again in such a clever puzzle. Again I am in awe of how much Engimatist was able to pack into the grid, and how many references Grid by there are, since I imagine the constraints of 3D must be greater than those Pickles of 2D.