SEE YA HEAR AT RED '- POMONA C'lIFORNI' TECH TOMORROW CfJlifornifJ Institute of TechnololY Volume LI. ______Thursday , January 19, 1950____ "_. ______No. 13 Assembly Stars ~::i: ~:~d:y DuBridge Cites Dangers To N,·chols' Combo How do you know you're in I A I love? What pan does sex play ·sclence • n rt . A real treat is in stor e for jazz fa ns tomorrow morning, when before and after marriage? How nn uo Repo I< Red" Nichols and his F'ive Pennies will present an hOlll' concert can we improve our pros pects at 11 :00 in Culbertson Hall. for a happy marriage" Mr. Roy Red and his boys were wi ldly acclaimed after their performance Fairchild, the most popula r sem· ~ ~ inal' leadel' at ASilomar, will Tech OpereHa Progress In Research Programs, here last year, and everyone isw come to Tech next Monday. J an· looking forward to another finOe uary 23rd, to speak on this in- Finances, Student Life Also Evaluated f Sen·lors Select concert for the " low-brows" teresting and importan t subject. P . S Caltech musical circles. rem"ereI et Basic .scientific research is being threalened by the govern­ ment I70hCY of concentrating its support on military science, Red's father, a professor of lass Gift Autho.-tty A world premiere of a comic C [-Iclppily married, a nd posses­ accordmg 10 Callech Presidenl Lee A. DuBridge, In the annual music, taught him to play trum­ , a satire of the phys ics report issued last Sunday. pet when ,he was three years old, Senior Pres ident Stan Boi­ sing one and seventeen-eight­ division, will be presented on "A full y ear of normal, steady progress" in Caltech's ex­ and he gave his first public per­ cour t climbed into hi s cab last eenths children, Mr. Fairchild is Feb. 10 at 8:00 p.m. in Culbert­ tensive research program, student affairs, and other Institute formance at the tender age of Friday at ] 1:00, pulled the throt­ a n unquestioned auth ority on his son Hall. "Spooks in the Base­ $activities, was also detailed by fiv e, with the playing of "Amer­ tle, and the senior class meeting subject. He is a formcr staff ment" is the title of the forth­ President DuBridge, department ica." From then on he was in wa.s unde r way, a midst billows member of the Counseling Cen­ coming production. chairmen, a nd other officials in constant demand [01' vaudeville of s moke and flurries of snow. ter at the University of Chicago The libretto and music were Nominations the major portion of the I'ep'ort, acts around his home town of 8eniol' Gift and is now Presbyterian Univer­ both written by John Scott Ogden, Utah. sity pastor at U.S.C, Campbell, who is an electrical Dr. DuBl'idge stated that "In­ The senior class is proud to sofar as the federal government lHlUta.'y Ca.'cc.' announce that it will leave th e Remembel'ed 'P"om ..bilom:II' engineering and an engineering Assembly Set is concerned ... support of sci­ However, Heel's father did not sum of $500 doLlars to the alum- However, thirty Techmen who d rafting ins tructor at the Insti­ The official nomination assem­ ence has bee n largely left to want him to become a profes­ ni fund which is to be used to- spent their Christmas vacations tute. bly for next year's ASC1T offices agencies whose primary func­ s ional musician, and he went to ward the construction of the at As il omar h

SPEAKIN' SPORTS Engineers Blast Poets, 49-35; with Mike 8e(/ver Next to T horne Butler 's bri!­ Butler Stars With 24 Points lialH dis play of basketball play­ ing, it seems that one of the y most importa nt factors of Sat­ d "'Capacit Crowd Watches Tech Top urday njght's gam e occurred Tech Favore Whittier for First Time Since 1946 after it was over. I am su re Sports T he Engineers showed Whittier's former conference champs that I was not the only one Over Pomona who noticed Whittier's failure to how the game of basketball shoulcl be played last Saturday, at the give a yell [or the team that ou t­ Wi lh their first league victory same time taking them to the cleaners, 49-35. Caltech took an early The first general meeting of safe ly salted away) Caltech's un· 2 point lead and never lost it. played. them On the fl oor, Who the Cal\ech Ski Club was held pl'edictable va rsity quintet will T horne Butler w as the big gun for the Beavers as he scored knows, maybe the Poet cagel's Tech's Skiers Tuesday with about 35 members take the flo or Friday night 48.979% of the Ca ltech points. He had hi s hook shot calibrated to were too busy thinking up ex­ and friends in attendance.

DuBRIDGE CITES DANGERS Research Laboratory, and the be­ DARBS CURDLE CAMPUS BREWINS a platoniC, intellectual manner, T he DUl·bs report a new atroc­ (Continued from Page 1) ginni-ng of a four·year survey of (Continued from Page 1) (Continued from Page 2) but when he seeks to implement ily by the neighboring Red his lust with the activities out- Waiter's Union. Last Saturday the sky by the 48·inch Schmidt were to drink two bottles of dent upon uncertain short term could only be philosophic. lined above, we feel even this the overflow was in Dabney, and milk for each the girls drank. government contracts." telescope at Palomar, were some Katz picked up some femmes ladylike censure to be too mild. the Fleming headwaiter went "The California Institute is de­ The evil of this black day fell of the high paints of the reo in South Pas, sorted out one r.I.' h e Ullnouncement wus m ade over to offi ciate. One of the 'Dah­ termined to insure its indepen· on Dabney: they lost! Amidst search program listed. only two years under thirty, at· at dinner Monday night that ney citizens tried to move a dence through the building up of sobbing and violent gestures of tached himsel[ to her at the Royce's overcoat had been found chair without asking this high adequate resources of its own." Faculty despair, the crowd then turned dance and proceeded to give dir­ In line with this independent to the half-time activities, and - in one of the rooms at Scripps. I official's permission and was Two new department chair­ ty looks to those who tried to His many (2) friends ra llied loy· promptly apprehended and told line of financing, and relying men were installed during the hea rd once again renditions of cut in. I n thus exercising his ally about him, and assured him to replace said chair. In the en­ upon the support of citizens of year: Dr. Robert F. Bacher who Dorothy Shay·ish tales of young eyeballs he noticed that there that although it looked as suing a ltercation, the chair was the community, during the year maidens gone astray. now heads the Physics Division, was much other talent present; t hough he was hopelessly com· highly stressed in tension, and the Institute's assets increased and Dr. Hallet D. Smith, new Emotional !"eak he hastily dumped Grandma on promised they would stick by the visiting dictator was heard by $1,372,374, mostly from gifts. chairman oC the Division of Hu­ The emotion reached a peak frosh La rry Sta rl' (aged 17 ), and him. Anyone knowing a GOOD to assert, "Listen! I'm HEAD­ Tota l assets a re now $43,738,517, manities. The election of two as Dabney's own a lumnus, Dirty these two hit it off so well that lawyer- WAITER here, and you have to according to the report. Total more Cal tech faculty members to John Whittlesey, who is leaving they spent the rest of the eve­ Saturday night saw the bas­ do as I say. You want me to call expenditures for the year were the National Academy of Sciences to teach at the University of ning together. She must have the manager?" The EM proved $7,800,708. brings the total number of mem­ Nevada, was presented a touch­ made quite an impression on ketball game wind up in most satisfactory fashion, except that to be slightly less bull·headed Vetcl'ans DrOI) bers of the Academy on the cam· ing "bon voyage!"· gift by some him. tha n the officer, and the chair Turning to student life, the pus up to 27, the report noted. of his ardent Browning admir- Goerke's date was a li ttle con· ' Vhile t he others \,'ere content fu sed a nd kept cheering indis­ was returned to its God-given 1949·50 enrollment has dropped Nearly one out of sixteen mem­ ers. to check the local gals, the Dab· criminately, no matter which position_ to 1141 (graduate and undergrad· bers of the Academy is now a There w as, however, also a ney "more gaSOline than brains" team scored. A few kind, un­ Monday night, when Pete uate), which the annual report member of the Institute staff. less serious side to the evening; Darbs felt the wanderlust, and derstanding words from J on suf­ Howell had called for the laun­ states, is close to the stable level exchanging with Browning. This wound up in the lltUe white· dry, Dick McKinnon was clean­ at which the Institute has been ficed to close her up like a clam WHO DEALT THIS MESS was no mean task, thanks to walled whistle stop, circa 40 kil­ ing out the pockets of his shirt, aIming. A smaller proportion of for the remainder of the eve- (Continued from Page 2) Corbato's usual confusing mix- ometers away in the direction of ning. prior to dispatching it to be the undergraduates are veterans, ers_ But in spite of it, at the the rising sun. TS put the eve-­ blanched, when he discovered the hand. He can count that end of the evening, the Dabney Scorning the game, Ollie Gard­ 39 per cent in 1949-50 as com­ ning to good use by testing the one of Maxine's buttons in the West originally held five Hearts men contentedly left the Haven ner, "Fat" Fred Baily and pared with 78 per cent in the pre­ pillows on the date roO m front pocket. He lit up like a and four Spades. Of the remain· of the White W alls, ready for "Thin" Carl Larson crashed the ceding year. couches at full length. He was Christmas tree (sorry we're so ing four cards, one is known to another week at their books. Altadena Country Club's Winter This lower number of veterans awakened on at least two sepa­ late with that expression) and have been a Club. A lead to the *-J. Alla n Beek, Jr. Dance. A pointer for those who (with consequent decreases in rate occasions. Prominent local said, "BOY! That's smooching­ veteran's scholarship aid from Club Ace and the ruff, with the ______~ ____ wish to try this: leave your coats last trump, of a Club return SPEAKIN' SPORTS Scrippsophile, Pete Knoepfler, in the car. I 'm engaged." the government) has raised the was the source of certain anxi­ All hands a re still wondering scholarship demand consider­ served no purpose but to com­ (Continued from Page 3) Haber and Ludwig are eating plete the count on West's hand. ety in one of the younger in­ free this weekend. Seems they if Ralph Stone is marooned in ably. Many promising hi g h nesses, and are shaping into a mates. She confided to her part­ Canada with or \vithou t his girl. school graduates, the report stat· It is now complete-three Clubs big bundle of surprises. What­ made a' bet with two Oxy gals and only one Diamond. Now a ner, in shocked tones, 1/1 saw that Caltech wouldn't lose to Only time and clement weather ed, were unable to attend Cal· da ya know, Art Miller has been Peter Knoeppfier dancing cheek will bring the a nswer to this tech because of financial difficul­ Diamond lead to the Diamond seen sashaying about in a sweat­ Oxy last weekend, and, sure to cheek with a Scripps girl!" It enough, since there was no such one. ties. Dr. DuBridge emphasized Ace on the board is perfectly suit-what next? safe. If West's sIngleton DIa­ is a ll very well for Peter to ad­ game scheduled, Caltech didn't F'lash! Ralps Stone has re­ the need for more freshman mire the girls in that region in scholarships. mond is the Queen, it will drop. lose. The cads are coll ecting a turned, we are informea, as the GAD! Tech is going to press. F'or addi­ FUll Here Too ]f 'not, the Queen is in East's Those who know him well couple of steak dinners. She: "There are lots of couples tional details, see Stone. The recent survey comparing hand and will be finessed, in per­ will be pleased to note that Rex Adv. - Will the person who who don't neck in parked cars." participation in extra-curricular fect safety, with the return lead Ragon spent his efforts on the gave me what I've got please Adv. - For information con­ activities at Callech and at a -making four Spades. What a He: "Sure, the woods are full wallflowers. T hIs is indeed a take it back again now. I'm tired cerning certain Asiatic diseases, large western state unversity partner he is! of them." changing world. of it. S. Pardee. see S. Pardee. was also cited by the president in his report. The survey (re­ printed in last year's California Tech, and Engineering and Sci. . .., ,,,- ".,-" ence) showed that a large pro· portion of Caltech men engaged in some form of extra-curricular activity, and that more social af­ fairs were held at Cal tech. The report also stated that over 56% of the undergraduates engaged in intra-mural and in­ tercollegiate sports during the 1949·50 year. This was 11 % more than in the preceding year but still not up to the prewar level. In commenting upon the stu­ dent life, Dr. DuBridge said, liThe Institute has always had the pol· icy of providing opportunities for a well-rounded college life for all its students. Very rew people realize, however, to what an un­ u'sual degree this goal has been achieved. Caltech students work hard- yes, but they have fun PAT O'BRIEN too." Research Advances Famous Marquette Alumnus, says: The wide and varied research "Chesterfields are Milder. At the end of programs being carried on in the various departments were also a long day at the studios, no matter how reported upon. many I've smoked, Chesterfields leave The establishment of- the Gug· a clean, fresh taste in my mouth. 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