NIGHT FALCON LEAGUE BULLETIN #316 SEPTEMBER 2021
League Champion EDGE: Crimson Clown (97-49-13) *16 $407,100 … #110 or 501
TV Champion SOS: Tonya Story 3 (1,003-93-27) *31 $1,202,600 … #186 or 502 Central Plains Champion VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Blue Beard Knuttz Johnson (12-11-2) *7 $145,400 … #3 or 503 East Coast Champion MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83 (1,101-171-27) *40 $1,406,100 … #196 or 504 Great Lakes Champion * from the battle royal EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer (156-104-9) *22 $738,100 … #106 or 505 Mid-Atlantic Champion VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hanta (50-71-10) *15 $537,300 … #85 or 506 Northeast Champion EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood (393-103-17) *25 $1,106,400 … #152 or 507 Pacific Northwest Champion VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Feng (42-65-8) *12 $444,000 … #84 or 508 Rocky Mountains Champion SOS/BAC: Mike “The SISOShammer” Cook (417-48-25) *31 $594,900 … #197 or 509 Southeast Champion EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers (253-105-16) *21 $793,600 … #191 or 510 Southwest Champion SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro (1,022-183-32) *13 $1,586,600 … #138 or 511 West Coast Champion EDGE: Flyin’ Ryan Harping (49-39-6) *13 $369,300 … #113 or 512
League Tag-team Champions SOS: a 3rd of a strat and EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks #77 & #117 or 789 TV Tag-team Champions SOS: Real Stella and EDGE: P.C. Police #126 & #183 or 987
League Six-man Champions SOS: Big Helen 6, SOS/BAC: Bronze Champ Mike Cook, and KOTR Champ Mike Cook #98, #132, & #195 or 789 TV Six-man Champions VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Knuttz Johnson, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Feng, and Melissa A Macro #60, #84, & #89 or 987
Battle Royal Winner EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer (156-104-9) *22 $738,100 … #106
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1. MC/SOS: Math Jackson (1,592-169-35) *40 $2,221,600...... #198 36. EDGE: Purple People Greeters (78-67-13) *10 $327,500...... #119
2. SOS: Mike “HOF” Cook (1,186-167-30) *32 $1,048,000...... #180 37. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Burning Knuttz Johnson (36-26-9) *6 $267,200...... #18
3. SOS/WORLD: USP Atlanta Inmate (1,014-66-17) *21 $1,291,500...... #23 38. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII (63-55-8) *11 $436,600...... #52
4. SOS: Northern Champ Mike Cook (1,045-107-21) *31 $728,800...... #178 39. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Melissa A Macro (58-50-18) *19 $442,100...... #89
5. SOS: Graham “Cracker” Johnson (1,017-82-15) *17 $1,315,300...... #4 40. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVIII (36-28-4) *8 $247,500...... #165
41. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Worms (60-53-10) *22 $437,300...... #142
42. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mulitpartite (53-48-6) *10 $409,100...... #118 6. SOS: Mountain Champ Mike Cook (1,012-167-30) *31 $1,886,400...... #68 43. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV (59-55-11) *11 $454,000...... #49 7. SOS: Finding Nena (704-43-10) *20 $1,124,000...... #144 44. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Sasser (54-52-4) *17 $387,100...... #96 8. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV (686-92-30) *14 $1,891,500...... #61 45. EDGE: “Lonely” Carl Costanza (53-51-14) *16 $404,600...... #111 9. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo (527-103-18) *20 $894,800...... #148 46. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: DOUBLE WHAMMY! (21-20-4) *4 $279,800...... #5 10. EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus (579-217-46) *21 $1,487,200...... #141 47. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVII (29-29-5) *6 $238,300...... #169
48. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Malware (47-49-5) *8 $368,300...... #66 11. EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava (279-97-19) *17 $654,600...... #156 49. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVI (20-22-1) *8 $206,500...... #170 12. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: WHAMMY! (198-53-15) *13 $656,000...... #76 50. EDGE: O.K. Boomer (28-31-6) *5 $175,800...... #185 13. EDGE: “Merry” Harry Yuletide (191-64-18) *15 $537,500...... #114 51. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XX (44-48-10) *4 $264,900...... #151 14. SOS/BAC: Bronze Champ Mike Cook (146-35-10) *28 $255,000...... #132 52. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII (42-46-8) *10 $411,200...... #51 15. SOS: Real Stella (166-67-21) *32 $520,500...... #126 53. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XIX (23-27-5) *8 $241,000...... #155 16. SOS: IWA Rookie Mike Cook (158-61-21) *34 $303,600...... #79 54. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Shela Was Man (41-48-6) *11 $323,800...... #74 17. SOS/BAC: World Champ Mike Cook (138-42-16) *33 $433,700...... #70 55. EDGE: P.C. Police (38-46-8) *8 $257,900...... #183 18. SOS: Forgotten Warrior Mike Cook (139-47-19) *36 $339,300...... #184 56. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XV (15-24-7) *4 $187,200...... #173 19. SOS/BAC: KOTR Champ Mike Cook (136-46-13) *25 $273,000...... #195 57. EDGE: “Apollo” Creed Bratton (68-78-7) *9 $406,000...... #122 20. SOS: Super Bat (115-30-10) *23 $491,200...... #92 58. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Salami Knuttz Johnson (7-20-1) *4 $84,100...... #41 21. SOS: Hotel Yolanda (125-43-11) *28 $447,800...... #109 59. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Buckshot Knuttz Johnson (9-23-2) *3 $79,800...... #20 22. SOS: 1/3 of a strat (133-52-13) *24 $704,300...... #136 60. EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris (67-82-19) *12 $505,300...... #82 23. SOS: Big Helen 6 (121-40-18) *30 $332,000...... #98 61. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mini Knutz Johnson (5-22) *1 $91,100...... #63 24. SOS/BAC: Southern Champ Mike Cook (111-34-15) *33 $411,300...... #25 62. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Marburg (35-57-9) *12 $296,900...... #91 25. SOS: a 3rd of a strat (140-64-20) *23 $697,400...... #77 63. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Knuttz Johnson (8-31-2) *3 $115,700...... #60 26. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI (131-66-15) *12 $588,600...... #56
27. EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks (117-62-14) *9 $570,400...... #117 64. The Wrestling Pharmacist (2-10) $8,800...... #6 28. SOS: Forgotten Legend Mike Cook (88-49-10) *31 $346,300...... #34 65. Oakland/Las Vegas Traitor (1-41) $4,900...... #33 29. EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay (130-92-25) *18 $586,100...... #94 66. Mickey McGraw (0-0) $1,000...... #157 30. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V (122-87-18) *12 $559,500...... #59 67. General Leglock (0-0) $600...... #116 31. EDGE: Jacob the Spirit (111-76-12) *13 $462,200...... #105 68. Bob N. Weave (0-0)...... #32 32. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XIV (61-26-5) *8 $270,400...... #176 69. Scissor Kick Sal (0-0)...... #100 33. SOS: Forgotten Tyrant Mike Cook (99-65-19) *36 $330,600...... #39 70. Frantic Freddy (0-0)...... #21 34. EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror (82-57-14) *14 $446,900...... #104 71. Optical Illusion (0-0)...... #93 35. EDGE: Sidney Konstantine (112-88-11) *11 $415,100...... #189 72. Nate Painful (0-0)...... #7 NFL Rankings 3
73. Dr. Pain (0-0)...... #17 111. “Mr. Woodchuck” Chuck Wood (0-7) $1,400...... #112
74. Thunderpunch (0-0)...... #14 112. Elliot D. (0-7) $1,400...... #8
75. Vance (0-0)...... #90 113. El Monstro (0-7) $1,400...... #161
76. Joe Schmoe (0-0)...... #9 114. Old Henry (0-7)...... #153
77. Stretcher Sam (0-0)...... #44 115. One Two Three Dude (0-8) $1,400...... #123
78. WhereWolf (0-0)...... #97 116. Devin Station (0-8) $1,000...... #72
79. Ramen Noodles (0-0)...... #134 117. Piledrive Pete (0-8) $900...... #16
80. J. P. Wrestleman (0-0)...... #47 118. Johnny Brock (0-8) $900...... #159
81. Eugene Wallace (0-0)...... #75 119. The Arm Wrencher (0-8) $900...... #15
82. Edison (0-0)...... #103 120. Dystopia (0-8) $400...... #137
83. The Ballitor Beast (0-0)...... #57 121. Xavier Xylophone (0-8) $200...... #58
84. Masked Mark (0-0)...... #29 122. Louie Vill Louisville (0-8)...... #135
85. Punching Pete (0-0)...... #86 123. Comic Sam (0-15) $600...... #12
86. Justin Sane (0-1) $200...... #124
87. Ice Berg (0-1) $200...... #78 124. Kevination (0-63) $11,400...... #149 88. The Nerdist (0-1) $200...... #1 125. The Overgiver (0-63) $10,200...... #133 89. The Grappler (0-1) $200...... #64 126. Regal Renegade (0-63) $9,200...... #154 90. Big Brother Bobby (0-1) $200...... #11 127. The Germinator (0-63) $8,900...... #30 91. Bandage Fingers Johnson (0-1) $200...... #130 128. Old School Oscar (0-63) $7,200...... #55 92. “This” Justin (0-3) $600...... #125 129. Professor Punch (0-63) $6,300...... #53 93. Gregor McMandlebomb (0-3) $600...... #45 130. Matches McGee (0-63) $5,600...... #81 94. The Band-Aid (0-3) $600...... #10 131. Trainwreck Terry (0-63) $5,400...... #115 95. Samuel B. Sorry (0-3) $200...... #69 132. Captain Punch (0-63) $4,100...... #147 96. Romeo “Art” Romeo (0-4) $800...... #101 133. Laughing Lunatic (0-63)...... #139 97. Jason Adams (0-4) $600...... #163 134. Dr. Crush (0-63)...... #36 98. Cal Q. Later (0-4)...... #40 135. Street Fight Stu (0-64) $1,200...... #13 99. “Fig” Newton (0-5) $800...... #128 136. “Bad Moon” Andre Rison (0-133) $14,200...... #38 100. Match Mitch (0-6) $1,200...... #99 137. “Purple Murder” Ray Lewis (0-133) $14,100...... #28 101. Hashtag (0-6) $1,200...... #131 138. Salesman Peyton Manning (0-136) $15,300...... #102 102. Walter War Game (0-6) $1,200...... #46 139. “The Gronk” Rob Gronkowski (0-137) $8,600...... #37 103. Howard (0-6) $1,200...... #108 140. Cleveland Clown (0-139) $26,000...... #160 104. Captain Garfield (0-6) $1,200...... #62 141. Bill Bellicheat (0-144) $4,000...... #107 105. Highlight Harry (0-6) $1,200...... #50 142. Tom “Here’s My #, Call Me” Brady (0-150) $5,200...... #54 106. Toehold Tommy (0-6) $500...... #26 143. Miami Pound Machine (0-193) $2,100...... #48 107. Hairdresser Hank (0-6) $500...... #192
108. Dell Farmer (0-6)...... #127 Send your matches, strategies, and trash talk to: 109. Barber Bob (0-7) $1,400...... #193 IWA, c/o NFL, Box 5275, Willowick, OH 44095 We must receive your envelope by October 7th! 110. Zee Strangler (0-7) $1,400...... #65 4 NFL Matches
Card 1: Held in Manhattan (Attendance: 18,105) SOS: Finding Nena decked “Bad Moon” Andre Rison at 4:19 (Pumphandle Slam) by 93. Central Plains title: VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Blue Beard Knuttz Johnson pinned COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V tied SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 9:59 (Double EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay at 27:57 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3. Disqualification). SOS: Finding Nena won over “The Gronk” Rob Gronkowski at 3:49 (Pumphandle EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood defeated SOS: Mountain Champ Mike Cook at Slam) by 70. 28:26 (Spear) by 5. SOS: Finding Nena annihilated Xavier Xylophone at 1:46 (Pumphandle Slam) by 105. EDGE: Crimson Clown defeated SOS: Finding Nena at 28:50 (Spear) by 5. SOS: Finding Nena annihilated Zee Strangler at 4:26 (Pumphandle Slam) by 103. SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro outmuscled SOS: Northern Champ Mike Cook at 27:20 SOS: Finding Nena pinned Bill Bellicheat at 5:07 (Pumphandle Slam) by 99. (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3. SOS: Finding Nena destroyed SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 27:52 (Women in COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XIV destroyed EDGE: Sidney Konstantine at 19:42 Movies) by 1. (Wrecking Ball) by 7. EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers beat COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVII at 22:08 COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XX*, Minnesota Wrecking Crew XIX, and Minnesota (Spear) by 7 (non-title). Wrecking Crew XVIII won over SOS: IWA Rookie Mike Cook, Super Bat, and EDGE: COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVI, Minnesota Wrecking Crew XV*, and Minnesota P.C. Police* at 27:44 (Wrecking Ball) by 4. Wrecking Crew XIV annihilated SOS: Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown annihilated EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer Johnny Morris*, and SOS: “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 7:40 (Wrecking Ball) at 44:40 (Spear) by 4. by 31. Main event: EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer destroyed SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 39:30 (Spear) by 2. Card 5: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 14,644)
SOS: Finding Nena decked The Band-Aid at 2:48 (Pumphandle Slam) by 116. Card 2: Held in San Francisco (Attendance: 24,615) EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo beat “Bad Moon” Andre Rison at 2:25 (Shoulder Breaker) by 95. SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro decked SOS: Graham “Cracker” Johnson at 28:08 East Coast title:MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83 defeated COT: Minnesota (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. Wrecking Crew V at 27:05 (Numbers Crunch) by 2. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo beat “The Gronk” Rob Gronkowski at 4:48 (Shoulder Breaker) SOS: Finding Nena overpowered Samuel B. Sorry at 4:49 (Pumphandle Slam) by 101. by 72. EDGE: Crimson Clown beat EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood at 28:22 (Spear) by 2 COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Melissa A Macro at (non-title). 29:43 (Wrecking Ball) by 1. SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro tied SOS: Mike “HOF” Cook at 6:29 (No Contest). EDGE: Sidney Konstantine beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Malware at 29:27 (Spear) by 2. EDGE: Sidney Konstantine bested EDGE: O.K. Boomer at 28:31 (Spear) by 4. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo pinned Bill Bellicheat at 1:46 (Shoulder Breaker) by 101. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVI, Minnesota Wrecking Crew XV*, and Minnesota EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo destroyed SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 28:22 (Spear) by 1. Wrecking Crew XIV defeated SOS: IWA Rookie Mike Cook, Super Bat, and EDGE: COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVII destroyed SOS/BAC: KOTR Champ Mike Cook at P.C. Police* at 23:33 (Wrecking Ball) by 10. 27:51 (Wrecking Ball) by 1. Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown overpowered EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood SOS: IWA Rookie Mike Cook, Super Bat, and EDGE: P.C. Police* overpowered SOS: at 29:02 (Spear) by 2. Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris*, and SOS: “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 11:15 (Spear) by 21. Main event: EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer decked EDGE/ROT: Robb Van Card 6: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 24,514) DeLay at 32:15 (Spear) by 2. EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer over Comic Sam at 5:55 (Disqualification: hit ref) (non-title). Card 3: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 22,651) EDGE: Sidney Konstantine pinned SOS: Forgotten Tyrant Mike Cook at 28:05 (Spear) by 3. EDGE: Flyin’ Ryan Harping beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: DOUBLE WHAMMY! at 21:38 EDGE: Flyin’ Ryan Harping destroyed VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Knuttz Johnson at 28:34 (Spear) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Crimson Clown). (Spear) by 1. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV won over “Bad Moon” Andre Rison at 4:03 EDGE: Jacob the Spirit decked SOS/BAC: World Champ Mike Cook at 18:42 (Spear) (Shoulder Breaker) by 94. by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood). COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V drew EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay at 0:41 (Double EDGE: Crimson Clown defeated COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XIX at 13:20 (Spear) Disqualification). by 12. SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro beat SOS: Mountain Champ Mike Cook at 27:11 (Atomic TV title: SOS: Tonya Story 3 defeated SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 28:16 (Ladies Leg Drop) by 1. & Movies) by 3. SOS: Finding Nena destroyed Howard at 0:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 122. EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers defeated EDGE: Sidney Konstantine at 19:19 (Spear) Southwest title: SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro destroyed COT: Minnesota Wrecking by 6 (Guest Referee: Regal Renegade). Crew XVII at 28:55 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3. Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown decked EDGE: Jacob the Spirit at 40:23 (Spear) by EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers decked COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XV at 29:23 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava). (Spear) by 5. League Six-man titles: SOS: Big Helen 6, SOS/BAC: Bronze Champ Mike Cook*, and KOTR Champ Mike Cook overpowered SOS: IWA Rookie Mike Cook, Super Bat, Card 7: Held in Bern (Attendance: 19,570) and EDGE: P.C. Police* at 18:15 (Cook’s EDGE) by 10. Main event: EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer defeated COT: Minnesota Wreck- SOS: Finding Nena won over Comic Sam at 5:26 (Pumphandle Slam) by 81. ing Crew V at 56:42 (Spear) by 2. SOS: Finding Nena over Cal Q. Later at 5:30 (Disqualification: razor in boot). COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: WHAMMY! at 15:51 (Wrecking Ball) by 9. Card 4: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 22,524) SOS: Finding Nena decked Devin Station at 4:19 (Pumphandle Slam) by 112. SOS: Finding Nena destroyed “Mr. Woodchuck” Chuck Wood at 0:55 (Pumphandle SOS: Finding Nena outmuscled Elliot D. at 0:58 (Pumphandle Slam) by 119. Slam) by 110. NFL Matches 5
MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83 decked SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 27:22 Card 11: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 17,111) (Numbers Crunch) by 2. Rocky Mountains title: SOS/BAC: Mike “The SISOShammer” Cook defeated EDGE: SOS: Finding Nena annihilated The Arm Wrencher at 2:11 (Pumphandle Slam) by Sidney Konstantine at 19:59 (Cook’s EDGE) by 7. 116. Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown overpowered COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV destroyed Miami Pound Machine at 5:06 (Shoul- at 29:02 (Spear) by 5. der Breaker) by 94. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV overpowered Salesman Peyton Manning at 1:53 (Shoulder Breaker) by 96. Card 8: Held in Innsbruck (Attendance: 17,270) SOS: Finding Nena defeated Matches McGee at 1:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 111. EDGE: Flyin’ Ryan Harping decked COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVI at 28:58 COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV won over Street Fight Stu at 6:28 (Shoulder (Spear) by 3. Breaker) by 92. EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood annihilated EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus at EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers outmuscled VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Salami Knuttz Johnson 29:08 (Spear) by 5. at 27:05 (Spear) by 5. League Tag-team titles: SOS: a 3rd of a strat and EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks* beat COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV defeated Matches McGee at 4:33 (Shoulder SOS: Forgotten Legend Mike Cook and EDGE: Sidney Konstantine* at 11:47 Breaker) by 112. (Spear) by 12. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Shela Was Man beat EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay at 28:53 (Scor- Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown defeated EDGE: Flyin’ Ryan Harping at 54:03 pion Deathlock) by 2. (Spear) by 4. EDGE: Flyin’ Ryan Harping decked EDGE: Purple People Greeters at 21:56 (Spear) by 8. MC/SOS: Math Jackson annihilated SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 28:33 (Statistical Card 12: Held in Mentor-on-the-Lake (Attendance: 10,217) Stunner) by 1. SOS: Forgotten Legend Mike Cook and EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris* SOS: Finding Nena annihilated Piledrive Pete at 3:29 (Pumphandle Slam) by 109. drew SOS: Big Helen 6 and Hotel Yolanda* at 9:16 (Double Disqualification). SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro defeated Miami Pound Machine at 6:03 (Shoulder Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown destroyed EDGE: Sidney Konstantine at 22:11 Breaker) by 89 (non-title). (Spear) by 8. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV outmuscled EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror at 28:31 (Wrecking Ball) by 5. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo outmuscled Matches McGee at 0:59 (Shoulder Breaker) by Card 9: Held in Belfast (Attendance: 11,914) 113. EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers defeated EDGE: “Merry” Harry Yuletide at 27:26 SOS: Finding Nena destroyed Street Fight Stu at 2:36 (Pumphandle Slam) by 91. (Spear) by 3. SOS: Finding Nena won over Gregor McMandlebomb at 3:03 (Pumphandle Slam) by SOS: Finding Nena destroyed Captain Punch at 4:40 (Pumphandle Slam) by 124. 106. SOS: IWA Rookie Mike Cook and EDGE: Purple People Greeters* destroyed SOS: For- Pacific Northwest title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Feng won over COT: Minnesota gotten Legend Mike Cook and EDGE: Sidney Konstantine* at 18:41 (Spear) by 8. Wrecking Crew IV at 28:54 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2. Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown beat MC/SOS: Math Jackson at 45:54 (Spear) by EDGE: Jacob the Spirit overpowered SOS: a 3rd of a strat at 29:14 (Spear) by 3. 5. EDGE: Flyin’ Ryan Harping defeated SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 29:14 (Spear) by 2. SOS: Finding Nena over Laughing Lunatic at 17:00 (Disqualification: used powder). Card 13: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 11,467) COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII annihilated SOS: Forgotten Legend Mike Cook and EDGE: Sidney Konstantine* at 17:14 COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVII outmuscled VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Burning Knuttz (Wrecking Ball) by 6 (Guest Referee: Jason Adams). Johnson at 29:39 (Wrecking Ball) by 3. Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown defeated EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers at 56:12 SOS: Finding Nena won over Miami Pound Machine at 5:39 (Pumphandle Slam) by (Spear) by 2. 93. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV outmuscled EDGE: Jacob the Spirit at 27:47 (Wrecking Ball) by 1. Card 10: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 12,759) EDGE: Crimson Clown decked EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris at 14:20 (Spear) by 12. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo overpowered Street Fight Stu at 3:34 (Shoulder Breaker) by SOS: Finding Nena over Trainwreck Terry at 2:59 (Count Out). 93. SOS: Finding Nena bested Kevination at 1:42 (Pumphandle Slam) by 126. SOS: Finding Nena won over Walter War Game at 3:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 98. SOS: Super Bat and EDGE: “Apollo” Creed Bratton* destroyed SOS: Forgotten Legend COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Sasser at 27:45 (Wreck- Mike Cook and EDGE: Sidney Konstantine* at 23:48 (Spear) by 6 (Guest Referee: ing Ball) by 5. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVII). EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers outmuscled SOS: IWA Rookie Mike Cook at 15:05 Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown pinned SOS: Mike “HOF” Cook at 22:41 (Spear) by (Spear) by 11. 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava). EDGE: Flyin’ Ryan Harping destroyed EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo at 29:14 (Spear) by 1. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo over Laughing Lunatic at 4:03 (Count Out). COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI won over Card 14: Held in Bordeaux (Attendance: 21,452) SOS: Forgotten Legend Mike Cook and EDGE: Sidney Konstantine* at 15:36 (Wrecking Ball) by 12. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV destroyed VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Buckshot Knuttz Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown annihilated COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVII Johnson at 27:42 (Wrecking Ball) by 5. at 37:08 (Spear) by 9. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo destroyed Miami Pound Machine at 6:37 (Shoulder Breaker) by 95. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV outmuscled Bill Bellicheat at 3:24 (Shoulder Breaker) by 100. 6 NFL Matches
Mid-Atlantic title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hanta won over EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Bri- Card 18: Held in East Chicago (Attendance: 14,560) arwood at 29:19 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo annihilated Trainwreck Terry at 3:32 (Shoulder Breaker) by COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV overpowered “Purple Murder” Ray Lewis at 4:29 105. (Shoulder Breaker) by 107. SOS: Finding Nena over Old Henry at 19:35 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). EDGE: Crimson Clown bested COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 21:07 (Spear) by SOS: Big Helen 6 and Hotel Yolanda* won over SOS: Forgotten Legend Mike Cook 6 (Guest Referee: MC/SOS: Math Jackson). and EDGE: Sidney Konstantine* at 15:46 (Ladies & Movies) by 8. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV annihilated SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 29:51 Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown destroyed SOS/WORLD: USP Atlanta Inmate at (Wrecking Ball) by 1. 31:41 (Spear) by 7. EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Worms at 28:26 (Spear) by 3. SOS: Finding Nena overpowered “This” Justin at 6:37 (Pumphandle Slam) by 76. Card 15: Held in Gander (Attendance: 24,020) SOS: Finding Nena outmuscled El Monstro at 5:57 (Pumphandle Slam) by 93. SOS: Big Helen 6 and Hotel Yolanda* drew EDGE: “Lonely” Carl Costanza* and SOS: SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro pinned SOS/WORLD: USP Atlanta Inmate at 28:24 Forgotten Warrior Mike Cook at 12:42 (Double Disqualification). (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1. EDGE: Jacob the Spirit defeated COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV at 29:17 (Spear) by 2. Card 19: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 20,641) COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV bested SOS: Hotel Yolanda at 27:43 (Wrecking Ball) by 3. SOS: Finding Nena destroyed “Purple Murder” Ray Lewis at 1:48 (Pumphandle Slam) EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Marburg at 28:42 (Spear) by by 106. 5. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV decked Professor Punch at 2:50 (Shoulder EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers outmuscled EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks at 16:55 Breaker) by 113. (Spear) by 6 (Guest Referee: SOS/BAC: KOTR Champ Mike Cook). COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV over Laughing Lunatic at 8:52 (Disqualification: SOS: Finding Nena beat Regal Renegade at 0:39 (Pumphandle Slam) by 102. used rope to choke). SOS: 1/3 of a strat and EDGE: O.K. Boomer* won over SOS: Forgotten Legend Mike EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay decked COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVIII at 28:47 Cook and EDGE: Sidney Konstantine* at 19:23 (Spear) by 8. (Spear) by 4. Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown decked SOS: Northern Champ Mike Cook at 41:02 EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers bested SOS: Real Stella at 18:01 (Spear) by 7. (Spear) by 9. SOS: Finding Nena beat Jason Adams at 3:46 (Pumphandle Slam) by 94. TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Real Stella and EDGE: P.C. Police* decked SOS: Big Helen 6 and Hotel Yolanda* at 29:55 (Spear) by 4. Card 16: Held in Yorktown (Attendance: 21,983)
COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV pinned SOS/BAC: Southern Champ Mike Cook at Card 20: Held in Back of the Yards (Attendance: 10,210) 21:12 (Wrecking Ball) by 10. SOS: Finding Nena overpowered Highlight Harry at 6:59 (Pumphandle Slam) by 99. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo decked “Purple Murder” Ray Lewis at 2:26 (Shoulder Breaker) COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV destroyed Trainwreck Terry at 3:34 (Shoulder by 108. Breaker) by 104. SOS: Finding Nena pinned Professor Punch at 2:19 (Pumphandle Slam) by 112. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVII destroyed SOS: Super Bat at 29:36 (Wrecking COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV annihilated EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus at Ball) by 2. 28:46 (Wrecking Ball) by 2. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVII won over EDGE: “Apollo” Creed Bratton at SOS: Tonya Story 3 won over EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay at 29:05 (Ladies & Movies) 28:19 (Wrecking Ball) by 1. by 3 (non-title). SOS: Finding Nena defeated Johnny Brock at 4:57 (Pumphandle Slam) by 117. SOS: Finding Nena over Dell Farmer at 0:28 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles). SOS: Big Helen 6 and Hotel Yolanda* won over SOS: Forgotten Tyrant Mike Cook and SOS: Finding Nena over Hairdresser Hank at 3:50 (Count Out). EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror* at 27:41 (Ladies & Movies) by 2. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: DOUBLE WHAMMY!*, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Burning Knuttz Johnson, Main event: EDGE: Crimson Clown bested SOS: Graham “Cracker” Johnson at 32:31 and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: WHAMMY! over SOS: Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jackham- (Spear) by 10. mer Johnny Morris*, and SOS: “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 10:51 (Disqualifi- cation: used steel chair).
Card 17: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 13,222) Card 21: Held in Woodsfield (Attendance: 23,597) SOS: Finding Nena won over Toehold Tommy at 2:48 (Pumphandle Slam) by 104. EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood beat COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII at COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV destroyed The Germinator at 3:43 (Shoulder 15:50 (Spear) by 6 (Guest Referee: COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV). Breaker) by 120. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV outmuscled The Overgiver at 4:07 (Shoulder EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo destroyed Professor Punch at 0:32 (Shoulder Breaker) by 114. Breaker) by 114. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV overpowered Captain Punch at 0:29 (Shoulder EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mulitpartite at 29:02 Breaker) by 125. (Spear) by 4. SOS: Big Helen 6 bested EDGE: Sidney Konstantine at 28:16 (Ladies & Movies) by 1. SOS: Finding Nena outmuscled One Two Three Dude at 3:26 (Pumphandle Slam) by SOS: Finding Nena bested “Fig” Newton at 4:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by 91. 124. SOS: Finding Nena pinned Barber Bob at 4:05 (Pumphandle Slam) by 94. SOS: Finding Nena overpowered Cleveland Clown at 3:50 (Pumphandle Slam) by 91. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Buckshot Knuttz Johnson, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Malware, and Mar- COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI defeated SOS: burg* annihilated SOS: Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris*, Big Helen 6 and Hotel Yolanda* at 28:13 (Wrecking Ball) by 4. and SOS: “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 5:07 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 30. NFL Matches 7
Card 22: Held in Ottawa (Attendance: 16,909) Card 26: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 15,598)
SOS: Finding Nena beat The Germinator at 3:19 (Pumphandle Slam) by 119. SOS: Finding Nena beat Dr. Crush at 0:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 103. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV beat Tom “Here’s My #, Call Me” Brady at 5:34 SOS: Finding Nena won over Old School Oscar at 4:42 (Pumphandle Slam) by 121. (Shoulder Breaker) by 95. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV bested SOS: Forgotten Warrior Mike Cook at COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV decked Kevination at 2:39 (Shoulder Breaker) by 19:40 (Wrecking Ball) by 8. 127. EDGE: Jacob the Spirit bested EDGE: “Lonely” Carl Costanza at 17:06 (Spear) by 6 SOS: Finding Nena bested Match Mitch at 3:40 (Pumphandle Slam) by 76. (Guest Referee: MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83). SOS: Finding Nena defeated Hashtag at 2:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 109. SOS: Finding Nena over Louie Vill Louisville at 1:25 (Count Out). EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo won over Captain Punch at 1:22 (Shoulder Breaker) by 126. EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood bested COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XX at SOS/BAC: Southern Champ Mike Cook, World Champ Mike Cook, and SOS: Hotel 29:47 (Spear) by 5. Yolanda* destroyed SOS: Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris*, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mini Knutz Johnson, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Sasser*, and Worms beat and SOS: “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 4:48 (Ladies & Movies) by 30. SOS: Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris*, and SOS: “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 10:13 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 30.
Card 23: Held in Norwalk (Attendance: 23,086) Card 27: Held in Bari (Attendance: 22,199) EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo annihilated The Germinator at 4:57 (Shoulder Breaker) by 121. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo over Dr. Crush at 6:00 (Count Out). SOS: Finding Nena decked Tom “Here’s My #, Call Me” Brady at 2:37 (Pumphandle EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo over Old School Oscar at 13:56 (Count Out). Slam) by 94. SOS: Finding Nena decked Captain Garfield at 4:01 (Pumphandle Slam) by 106. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV beat Regal Renegade at 4:36 (Shoulder Breaker) EDGE: “Merry” Harry Yuletide annihilated EDGE: Jacob the Spirit at 28:49 (Spear) by by 103. 1. SOS: Finding Nena bested Romeo “Art” Romeo at 2:20 (Pumphandle Slam) by 135. EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood won over SOS: 1/3 of a strat at 15:42 (Spear) by EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers won over SOS/BAC: Bronze Champ Mike Cook at 11. 17:49 (Spear) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay). EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood beat EDGE: P.C. Police at 22:14 (Spear) by 6 EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo destroyed Kevination at 2:35 (Shoulder Breaker) by 128. (Guest Referee: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Melissa A Macro). SOS/BAC: Southern Champ Mike Cook, World Champ Mike Cook, and SOS: Hotel SOS: Big Helen 6, SOS/BAC: Bronze Champ Mike Cook*, and KOTR Champ Mike Cook Yolanda* bested SOS: IWA Rookie Mike Cook, Super Bat, and EDGE: P.C. Police* over SOS: Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris*, and SOS: at 19:46 (Ladies & Movies) by 9. “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 20:16 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
Card 24: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 13,466) Card 28: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 24,637)
EDGE: Jacob the Spirit decked SOS: Forgotten Legend Mike Cook at 17:31 (Spear) by COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV over “The Gronk” Rob Gronkowski at 4:25 (Count 7. Out). EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo overpowered Tom “Here’s My #, Call Me” Brady at 6:12 COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI tied EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay at 7:22 (Double (Shoulder Breaker) by 96. Count Out). COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV overpowered EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava EDGE: Crimson Clown decked VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mini Knutz Johnson at 23:48 (Spear) at 28:20 (Wrecking Ball) by 2. by 10. SOS: Finding Nena destroyed Salesman Peyton Manning at 5:42 (Pumphandle Slam) Northeast title: EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood destroyed EDGE: Jacob the by 95. Spirit at 29:39 (Spear) by 4. SOS: Finding Nena beat The Overgiver at 1:18 (Pumphandle Slam) by 113. SOS: Finding Nena overpowered Dystopia at 6:04 (Pumphandle Slam) by 81. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo pinned Regal Renegade at 1:57 (Shoulder Breaker) by 104. EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava bested COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XVII at VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Salami Knuttz Johnson, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Shela Was Man*, and 27:34 (Spear) by 2. Mulitpartite outmuscled SOS: Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew XX*, Minnesota Wrecking Crew XIX, and Minnesota Morris*, and SOS: “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 10:07 (Scorpion Deathlock) Wrecking Crew XVIII beat SOS: Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny by 30. Morris*, and SOS: “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 5:47 (Wrecking Ball) by 25.
Card 25: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 14,741) Battle Royal COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV won over Dr. Crush at 2:45 (Shoulder Breaker) by 104. Held in Dothan (Attendance: 22,186) COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV beat Old School Oscar at 3:37 (Shoulder Breaker) by 122. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV was awarded $1,000 when EDGE/ROT: Dynamite COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV won over Cleveland Clown at 5:04 (Shoulder Breaker) by 92. Danny Hammer tossed him into his manager at ringside. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo outmuscled Salesman Peyton Manning at 6:10 (Shoulder EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. Breaker) by 97. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo destroyed The Overgiver at 1:59 (Shoulder Breaker) by 115. EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo defeated Cleveland Clown at 3:26 (Shoulder Breaker) by 93. TV Six-man titles: VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Knuttz Johnson, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Feng*, and Melissa A Macro annihilated SOS: Thor Hulkson, EDGE/ROT: Jack- hammer Johnny Morris*, and SOS: “Regional Champ” Mike Cook at 5:42 (Scor- pion Deathlock) by 31. DIAMOND
Count Out: 28 Disqualification: 19
1. Ankle Lock...... 26 31. Hammerlock...... 18 61. Atomic Leg Drop...... 43 2. Arm Drag Takedown...25 32. Headbutt...... 27 62. Backbreaker...... 41 3. Arm Wrench...... 23 33. Headlock...... 30 63. Big Splash...... 39 4. Atomic Drop...... 19 34. Hip Toss...... 19 64. Boston Crab...... 43 5. Back Elbow Smash.....24 35. Irish Whip...... 20 65. Brainbuster...... 40 6. Bear Hug...... 15 36. Knee Drop...... 14 66. Camel Clutch...... 38 7. Big Boot...... 21 37. Knee Lif...... 17 67. Cobra Clutch...... 42 8. Bodyslam...... 23 38. Knife-Edge Chop...... 13 68. Cradle Suplex...... 44 9. Bulldog...... 15 39. Lariat...... 22 69. Cutter...... 37 10. Catapult...... 17 40. Leg Sweep...... 13 70. DDT...... 40 11. Chair Shot...... 18 41. Low Blow...... 22 71. Death Valley Driver....38 12. Chickenwing...... 27 42. Mongolian Chop...... 21 72. Diving Headbutt...... 37 13. Chokeslam...... 16 43. Monkey Flip...... 14 73. Figure Four...... 41 14. Clothesline...... 4 44. Mounted Punches...... 20 74. Gorilla Press Slam...... 39 15. Crescent Kick...... 2 45. Palm Strike...... 24 75. Gourdbuster...... 34 16. Cross-Armbar...... 26 46. Pumphandle Slam...... 29 76. Guillotine Choke...... 35 17. Double Axehandle...... 11 47. Rear Naked Choke...... 16 77. Hurricanrana...... 35 18. Dropkick...... 6 48. Rib Breaker...... 1 78. Moonsault...... 36 19. Eagle Split...... 3 49. Rope Burn...... 3 79. Neckbreaker...... 33 20. Elbow Smash...... 8 50. Savate Kick...... 2 80. Piledriver...... 36 21. Enzuigiri...... 9 51. Shoulder Block...... 5 81. Powerbomb...... 34 22. European Uppercut....25 52. Shoulder Breaker...... 28 82. Powerslam...... 32 23. Eye Gouge...... 4 53. Side Slam...... 9 83. Scorpion Deathlock....45 24. Face Rake...... 8 54. Snapmare...... 12 84. Sleeper...... 31 25. Fallaway Slam...... 30 55. Spinning Back Fist...... 28 85. Slingshot Suplex...... 31 26. Flying Body Press...... 10 56. Step-Over Toe Hold...... 7 86. Spear...... 44 27. Flying Dropkick...... 5 57. Suplex...... 7 87. Spinebuster...... 42 28. Flying Elbow Drop...... 10 58. Tree of Woe Kicks...... 6 88. Stunner...... 32 29. Forearm Smash...... 12 59. Turnbuckle Smash...... 29 89. Sunset Flip...... 33 30. Full Nelson...... 1 60. Wristlock...... 11 90. Superplex...... 45