NOVEMBER 2017 Price £1.00

Councillor Fallon presents a cheque from Little Missenden Parish Council to Holmer Green Youth Club. More information on page 11

Inside this issue: Cherry Garth News Page 20 News from the Methodist Church Page 21 Drumhead Ceremony Service Page 15 Our Advertisers index Page 35 Holmer Green Evening WI Page 29 Rennie Grove Hospice Queen’s Award Page 29 Holmer Green Football Club Page 21 Rossetti Art Group News Page 19 Holmer Green First School News Page 27 RBL Women’s Section Page 23 Holmer Green Players Page 7 Theatre Going Page 16 Holmer Green Scouts Page 31 The Lantern Club Page 13 Holmer Green Stroke Club Page 23 Useful Names & Telephone Numbers Page 32 Holmer Green Youth Club Page 11 Village Contacts Page 3 News from the Baptist Church Page 25 What’s On – and Where Page 33

and much more!…

Editorial by Ann Miller

It’s that time of year when many of you, I a positive outcome we will need to demonstrate a expect, are experiencing that “empty nest” feeling community unity. as your chicks have started their university Having just attended the second meeting of the journeys. I too am experiencing that same feeling, proposed Village Society it is a real pleasure to see although my chick is more like a rooster, but hey it that it is now up and running. A committee is still the same emotion. Let us wish good luck to formed, portfolios applied, and the Annual General all our fledglings! Meeting set for early next year. A very impressive I wrote that opening beginning. It is now up to us all to get behind this paragraph a few weeks “…. a big thanks to all our contributors. Firstly, well done initiative and help to make ago and thought it to the girls on their Moonwalk, a very worthy achievement. our village a pleasant place sounded fun at that point, A big shout out for the volunteers at Rennie Grove hospice in which we may all live now seems a bit strange. shop and their colleagues on their Queen’s Award …” and take a pride in. Never mind I think I will In brief a big thanks to all let it stand. our contributors. Firstly, well done to the girls on Goodness doesn’t it feel like the years are their Moonwalk, a very worthy achievement. A big rushing past so quickly. I thought that when I was shout out for the volunteers at Rennie Grove teaching my year raced on, but editing Holmer hospice shop and their colleagues on their Queen’s Green Today has seen my year go even faster. My Award. What a lovely ceremony and memory for late mum used to say, “You will find as you get those who attended the Drumhead Service in older life goes more quickly,” I didn’t think it could September to commemorate the lives of two of the be true. How wrong was I. villagers who fell in World War 1. How lovely to After having attended the inaugural meeting of see that Brian Lacey is still encouraging youngsters the proposed, Village Society I was very impressed to play chess. You taught both my sons in Miss to see the wonderful response to the idea. It seems Liddiard’s time! as if it will be a good initiative for the village to take on board. I know that many people have a Another year will have gone when next we get multitude of different issues that they feel together for another edition of Holmer Green passionate about, but I suspect that for there to be Today. So, let me be the first to say “Happy Christmas” and “Happy New Year”.

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 VILLAGE CONTACTS 

Church of England ATC, 871 Penn Squadron 1st HG Guides Vicar: Rev. Captain Peter Simmons Pilot Officer Shepherd [email protected] Parish Office: Featherbed Lane, 07900 241760 01494 715195. www.pshg.org 1st HG Rainbows & Brownies 4th HG Brownies Beamond End Residents Mrs Maureen Carnier - 711134 Dr. Diana Burman - 724573 Assoc. Mr Andrew Swann – 7116112 Beavers 6-8 years Boys Brigade Breathe Easy Mrs J. Sorenson – 713877 Mrs Pam White – 711539 Buckinghamshire Angie Lockwood – 527062 Chadwick Ladies Club Cub Scouts 8-10 years Evening W.I. Mrs Gaynor Spiller – 713739 Karen Hobbs – 716931 Mrs Jean Casson – 715390 Extend – Gentle Exercise Girl Guides GirlGuiding – Volunteering Carolyn – 712801 Mrs Camier – 711134 Vicki Fleming – 717704 [email protected] Holmer Green Baptist Church Holmer Green Cricket Club Grasshopper Golfing Society Pastor – Anthony Smith. Office: Mr Steve Adams – 07793 561764 Mr John Taylor – 712092 712479 Secretary Mrs Val Allcorn 714597 www.holmergreenbaptist.org.uk Holmer Green Childminding Holmer Green First School Holmer Green Flower Club Group 712050 Mrs Jennifer Tilling – 716836 Jackie Shaw – 711920 Holmer Green Football Club Holmer Green Juniors Football Holmer Green Players Mr Rob Shed – 716318 Mr Matt Brades – 716114 Vicky Martin – 07817724184 E:[email protected] Holmer Green Methodist Pre- Holmer Green Junior School Holmer Green Senior School School 713000 Association Sharon Dorme – 716897 Jan Constantine/Neil Marshment [email protected] c/o School Office – 712219 High Wycombe Scrabble Club Holmer Green Sports Holmer Green Youth Club Christine – 01494881913 or Association Mr Michael Turner – 711970 07980 429326 Sarah Banning 711485 / 714985 Junior & Adult Chess Junior School Association Girls Football (Beginner & Refresher) Helen Hodgson – 717838 Mr Andrew Jackson – 713433 Mr Brian Lacey – 713698 Lantern Club Link-up Bereavement Friendship Lunch Club, Christ Church Mrs Ann Sollars – 713420 Group Centre Mrs Joan Toye – 718466 Mrs Carol Hornsby – 714075 Mrs Joan Wainman – 716726 Methodist Church Playmates Day Nursery Rossetti Hall – Bookings Minister - Rev John Richey – 526747 Mrs Maureen Myerson – 716789 Ms Jo Lynskey – 716915 Sec - Mrs Barbara Illingworth –712236 E: [email protected] E:[email protected] Royal British Legion Royal British Legion – Womens’ Scouts Mr Chris Peers – 07785 772810 Section Mr Neil Spencer – 714347 Mrs Andrea Gardner – 711246 Mrs Wendy Tomlin – 713789 Simply Walk Squash Stroke Club Ms Fiona Broadbent – 475367 Mr Trevor Howes – 865478 Mr R. Dunning – 712177 T’ai Chi The Cherry Tree Pre-School Village Centre – (Bookings) Lin Williams – 562037 Miss Siobhan Miles c/o HG First School Mr Ken Muspratt – 0870 7656450 E:[email protected]. uk Village Centre – (Chair) Village Produce Association Women’s Fellowship – Christ Mr James Cadle - 716992 (Chair) Mr James Cadle - 716215 Church (Secretary) Ms Meg Brinton - 711644 Mrs Joan Toye - 718466

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Holmer Green Village Society – Watch this space

Because of strong vibes on social media, a resident’s meeting was held to verify the enthusiasm for the setting up of a Village Society in Holmer Green.

We hoped that 25 persons or so would attend but the response was hugely positive even overwhelming with more than 120 people attending

On the panel

Walid Marzouk -Little Missenden Parish Council (LMPC) Jane Fallon (LMPC) Katie Galvin - Manager Community Safety Hannah Tomlin – Community Safety Officer Chris Ging – PCSO (Local policing for The Missendens)

Walid Marzouk outlined the positive role a village society could play in tackling issues within Holmer Green and pointed out that while Councils have duties and responsibilities which must be fulfilled, councils remit is limited by laws in terms and what they can and can’t do. A strong voice from a strong village society add weight to parish council defence of village needs. Also, we must not forget that the ongoing reduction of funding in council and police budgets means communities need to get more involved and in some cases, raise funds of up to 50% of the cost.

Walid Marzouk gave examples of local villages such Hyde Heath and Little Kingshill on how a well run Village Society can serve the residents and make sure that the council is engaging the people and believed the same positive outcome could be replicated, in similar if not the same ways, in Holmer Green Jane Fallon then outlined the village issues that come through on social media . Planning and how a strong voice of a Village Society can help LMPC case and strengthen its hand The Pond rehabilitation was explained and an Village Open space/pond committee can maintain Speeding and Parking was discussed and the process on how to address was explained with a reminder that 50% of cost must be raised locally Littering & Dog fouling was recognised and brought up Anti-social behaviour and several unacceptable examples were given and the need for villagers to act was highlighted with the re-activation of Neighbourhood Watch as one part of the solution For all these issues detailed suggestions were put forward as to how a residents group could help, often with the assistance of outside bodies. Participants then voted unanimously in favour of setting up a society and many showed their willingness to play an active part in it. The wheel is now rapidly in motion with setting up the formalities, structure and means of communications hopefully at a meeting which was held on 24th October.

LET’S KEEP THE ENTHUSIASM GOING Become a member, a volunteer or a committee member email [email protected] OR Visit https://www.holmergreen.info/HGVS TODAY

Walid Marzouk – Holmer Green Ward Councillor

Note: Although this project is lead and organized by 2 Parish Councilors, it is not a Parish council project and meeting are not Parish council business meeting. To protect the independence of the Village Society, Councilors now involved will withdraw as soon as the society is operational. Nevertheless, Parish council continue where possible to support, guide and encourage the Society and will do its utmost to make sure that District and County councils do the same.

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Players next show is ‘Our Day Out’

As announced in the last Holmer Green Today, Holmer Green Players next show, from 16th to 18th November at Holmer Green Village Centre, is Willy Russell’s ‘Our Day Out’. Tickets for the evening performances, which are priced at £13.00 with £11.00 concessions for under 16s and over 60s and include a chicken and chip supper, are now on sale via our ticketing system (see the link to the tickets in 1. Below) which enables you to purchase allocated, numbered seats in the hall for each performance of ‘Our day out’ night the show

You can purchase tickets for “Our Day Out” in either of the following ways:

1. By visiting our ‘Next Show’ web page - http://www.holmergreenplayers.info/shows/ and following the link to the online purchase page where you can see a seat layout, which will show available tickets. You can purchase your tickets here using PayPal. 2. By phone, using a credit card by phoning 07778 175616. Don’t miss the chance to see this excellent show performed in your local community.

On December 3rd from 2-4pm, the Players are holding a fund-raising Christmas Market. 22 stalls in both halls, selling jewellery, sweets, crafts, cakes and much more will be complemented by mulled wine, mince pies and Christmas music in a Christmas-themed ambiance. Don’t miss our Christmas market for those stocking fillers you always need.

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URGENTLY WANTED Our Advertising Manager, James Paterson, has (regretfully) decided to resign the rôle due to family commitments. We therefore seek a replacement volunteer. It is not a particularly onerous task – encouraging new advertisers, sending invoices and attending the quarterly Team Meetings. We hope that one of our readers will feel the urge to fill James’ boots, preferably prior to the next issue of the magazine. Please contact either James, The Editor or coordinator, Judy Gilligan. Their details can be found on Page 2. We really do look forward to welcoming you to our friendly Team!

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Relaunch of Village web site – Holmergreen.info

The Holmer Green village web site – Holmergreen.info – relaunched in August 2017 with a brand-new look and optimised for tablet computers and smartphones (although it also looks good on desktop computers. Much of the old information is there but updated and easier to read. There are even old copies of Holmer Green Today to enable locals to look things up even when this excellent magazine is no longer on sale! We have discontinued the ‘What’s on’ page, which was never up to date. Instead we have launched a Facebook Group titled, as you might expect, ‘Holmergreen.info’. If you use Facebook, you can post information on anything of local interest from ‘What’s on’ to lost pets or information on road closures. We even carry information from our local weather station! Please don’t post business advertisements there as there are other local sites where you can make that sort of post. You will find the Holmergreen.info Facebook group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/ Holmergreen.info/

DRUMHEAD CEREMONY On a bright, sunny Sunday 24 September She has previously visited his grave with her 2017, a service was held in memory of two of late brother, but had had no further details. Holmer Green’s heroes who lost their lives in The well attended exhibition was excellent, W.W.1. as is the book published to honour all the lads The two heroes honoured were Ralph James who were killed in action. It is well worth and Merrick Hugh McConnel. (their purchasing as a keepsake and reminder of a biographies were written about in the last terrible war and loss of life of so many local edition of HGT and more is on page 15) young men. A niece of Ralph James, who came with her A big thank you to all concerned for a husband from the south coast, was moved to memorable afternoon. tears to hear at last how her uncle had died. Margaret James

DID YOU KNOW …? … there is a Fair Organ Museum in Amersham? The next open day is on 7th January 2018 and it is well worth a visit. (It’s free!) The address is: Unit 1, Plantation Road, Amersham HP6 6HJ and ‘phone number is 01494 433948.

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Wycombe Women’s Aid Ltd PO Box 1477 High Wycombe Bucks HP11 9HP Tel: 01494 461367 Fax: 01494 446401 Email: [email protected] www.wycombewomensaid.org.uk

29 September 2017

To whom it may concern

I am writing from Wycombe Women’s Aid – we are a specialist domestic violence charity based in High Wycombe and provide emotional and practical support to women, children and young people who have experienced domestic violence and who are dealing with its effects and consequences. We work with women in the Wycombe, Chiltern and South Bucks districts of Buckinghamshire and all of our services are free. We operate a helpline, counselling, specialist service for Asian women, Youth Service, Refuge, Freedom Programmes, IDVA (Independent Domestic Violence Advocacy) service, community groups, parenting groups, workshops, and training and support to agencies in their work with survivors.

We are always striving to ensure that women across the district are aware of our services, particularly women living in more rural areas who may be more isolated. If you feel that it would be beneficial for an article to be included in a local parish magazine, newsletter or other publication, please do contact me so that we can discuss this further. My e-mail address is [email protected] and my telephone number is 01494 461367.

Thank you for your time.

Best wishes

Sophie Operations Manager – Wycombe Women’s Aid

Registered Charity No.299946 Registered Company No. 2245478 Registered Office: Abbey Place, 24-28 Easton Street, High Wycombe, Bucks. HP11 1NT

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HOLMER GREEN GARDENING ASSOCIATION ANNUAL SHOW

The Village Gardening Association’s Annual Show on 2nd September was well received by participants and visitors alike and allowed us to display a large, varied range of good quality exhibits. [see the pictures on the front and back pages]. The judges, who diligently carried out their duties, were all very impressed with the quality of the exhibits. We had more entries in all major categories than for last year’s show, which was good, considering the varied growing conditions this year. The awards were widely distributed among participants. This was really pleasing and some new names were winners of our major trophies. The newly awarded “John Streeter” Memorial Trophy for the best overall photo was awarded to Barrie Whitten. It was lovely that so many members of John’s family were able to see the trophy being presented to Barrie for the first time. Some visitors were surprised that a picture could be best overall but not the winner of its class. So to clarify, as the judge pointed out – “it was a really good photo, but it was not a class winner because it was not truly representative of the one it had been entered in!” Tony Harper is to be congratulated on his Horticultural and Domestic successes and he was deservedly awarded the Royal Horticultural Society Banksian Medal. The Domestic Challenge Trophy was awarded to Val Allcorn but the Best overall Exhibit for the Domestic classes was won by Margaret Pettit. Brian Fisher was a new winner of The Best Horticultural Exhibit. In fact he only took up membership in the morning of the show so potential new members should take note! His potted Begonia was beautiful and well regarded by all who saw it. A number of participants entered stunning dahlias in the relevant classes and the overall winning bloom, from John Keeley, had a vast flower-head. I am really not sure how the stem supported it! Dot Spooner won the award for the best specimen Rose and with it the Anon Trophy. This was the subject of some humour as we could not find the entry label for the exhibit, so it really was anonymous for much of the day!! The Photo and Art class awards went to Michael King and Derek Youens respectively and the Children’s class winner was a shared success between Emily Temple and Jack David. The “People’s Choice” prize for the funniest vegetable was won by Rita Whitten. Once again, a carrot was the relevant vegetable! What is it about carrots, or the impact of our soil on our carrot growing! At future shows, we would love to see more entries in the children’s classes and it should be noted that the children’s families do not need to be members of the Gardening Association to take part in either the Spring or Annual shows. Membership is only £5 and more information on our activities (including discounts available from three major local nurseries) is available on our website www.hgvpa.org Finally I would like to personally thank the wider team of people who helped make this Annual show so successful. They help with supporting the judges, raffle ticket selling, catering, setting out and many other things.

Michael King — Show Secretary, Holmer Green Gardening Association

LITTLE MISSENDEN PARISH COUNCIL SUPPORT FOR HOLMER GREEN YOUTH CLUB.

Wednesday September 6th saw Councillor Jane Fallon, the Parish Council Youth Representative, present a cheque for £300 to Holmer Green Youth Club Leader Mike Turner, to pay for a Young Leaders training course on Safeguarding at the Club. [see the picture on the front page] The training is an essential requirement for work with young people and the photo shows the cheque presentation with 7 young volunteer leaders and the Action 4 Youth trainer. The Club really appreciates the support of the Parish Council in helping to develop young members as leaders and responsible citizens. Jim Leftwich – Chairman HGYC

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THE LANTERN CLUB What The Lantern Club means to us..... “I love the good company and the happy atmosphere.” “It keeps me stimulated and alert.” “Everyone is so friendly.” “It is welcoming and fun.” “It is very entertaining. You feel good afterwards.” Recently we took a deep breath and asked our elderly club members what they thought about The Lantern Club. We were delighted when they all replied along the same lines - above are some examples - and could not hope for better testimonials! We were also very touched by some comments from a family member -“Mum feels so welcomed...Mondays have become the most important day of the week...she loves all the activities...after being rather isolated for a number of years Mum has re- discovered her social side and this has really improved her quality of life...she feels secure and supported.” If you have an elderly vulnerable relative or friend who you think could benefit from time with us on a Monday please contact Sue Hogan on 01494 713589 or drop in to see us in the Chadwick Hall (Village Centre) between 10.30am and 2.30pm any Monday apart from Bank Holidays. We would be pleased to offer the chance of “company and fun” to more of our elderly residents. Our Activity Organiser always ensures a varied programme. Future plans include a visiting panto and Christmas lunch at the Ethorpe Hotel in Gerrards Cross in December as well as the usual mix of games, puzzles, musical entertainment, gentle exercises and craft. Are you newly retired or looking for a really worthwhile volunteering opportunity? We have been hoping to find a new Chairperson for over a year. At the moment the club is being run by the committee and we would love someone to join us to help co-ordinate all our efforts. Please think about it and contact me for more details. We promise to ease you in gently! As volunteers we all find the Lantern Club a very rewarding experience to be part of - in fact the members’ comments apply to us too! - and we would also welcome anyone who would like to join our team on Mondays. Come and join the fun! Ann Sollars - 01494 713420 The Lantern Club, Day Care Centre for the Elderly, Reg. Charity 1001393 Holder of The Queen’s Award for Volunteering.

NEWS FROM ACTS (ALL CHURCHES TOGETHER SERVING) IN HOLMER GREEN

ACTS Community Prayer Link: We would like to set up a Christian community prayer link to serve the local area. It will involve people from all churches who are not necessarily at the forefront of church life or who may be restricted or housebound but who would like the opportunity of contributing more to the life of the community in Christian prayer. If there is a problem with any part of the local community then it is good for Christians to offer prayerful help and support. As Christians – if there is a problem, we turn to God in prayer. Ideas include:  People to pray in their own homes and in their own time, which could involve people who are housebound or tied to their homes but could participate in intercessory prayer. It could also link up with the current prayer groups in the village.  There would be four co-ordinators – Anglican, Baptist, Catholic and Methodist; each co-ordinator will have a contact list of people willing to be part of the prayer link so that prayer requests could be shared.  Anyone from the local community could contact the co-ordinators with a request for intercessory or thanksgiving prayer. Confidentiality will be very important so that we can pray for a person’s situations of need, thanks, etc only using first name if they are happy about it. If you are interested or have any ideas please contact me, Barbara Illingworth (01494 712236).

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DRUMHEAD SERVICE FOR 1917 HOLMER GREEN WWI DEAD AND LAUNCH OF HOLMER GREEN HEROES OF WWI BOOK Following the tradition of the last three years, a Drumhead service was held on Holmer Green Common on Sunday 24th September to commemorate the lives of Ralph James and Merrick Hugh McConnel who died during 1917 and whose names are included on Holmer Green’s war memorial that is sited near the entrance to Christ Church. Baptist pastor Anthony Smith conducted the service whilst Holmer Green Royal British Legion’s Chairman, Christopher Peers read orations for the two men. Attendance at the service included the Royal British Legion, Boys and Girls Brigade, Scouts, Guides and Air Cadets. Brief biographies of the two local ‘Holmer Green Heroes’ being commemorated Ralph James was born in January 1886 in Holmer Green, the fourth of eleven children by Jethro James and his wife, Emma Pearse. Jethro was a Wood turner and he and Emma lived in a cottage in No. 2 Factory Street (now Orchard Way). Jethro's father, George, was also in the chair manufacture trade, a chair leg turner, and had also been born in Holmer Green - in fact this branch of the James family had been in the village since at least the mid-1700s. Prior to the creation of the cottages and workshops in Factory Street, George had lived in Two Hedges (now New Pond Road), in a cottage opposite the Black Horse, about where the Rossetti Hall stands now. Ralph was probably called up in early 1917 and attested in Chesham to the 3rd Reserve Battalion of the local Regiment - the Oxford and Buckinghamshire Light Infantry. After basic training he went initially to join the Ox & Bucks 6th Battalion before being posted on to the regiment's 5th Battalion in the France and Flanders theatre, joining them on 6th July 1917. The 27th of September 1917 was scheduled for training exercises before the Battalion would march on the following day to relieve the 6th King’s Own Yorkshire Light Infantry in the front line. Lewis Gunner sections spent most of the day on the firing range but otherwise the billet lines were undisturbed – until about 9.45pm when a German aircraft was heard overhead and the billet area was bombed. One bomb dropped straight on a ‘C’ Company hut and killed six men and wounded thirteen more. When the Battalion moved out at 7.00am the following morning, Ralph James did not go with them. He and his five comrades are buried in the small cemetery behind Westhof Farm – a piece of land on a hill with a commanding view over the fields all around. Merrick McConnel was born on 6th November 1884, the eldest of five children by William Houldsworth McConnel and Florence Bannister. Merrick was born in Blaenau-Ffestiniog in Merionethshire, Wales where his father was a Director of a mining company and Secretary of a railway company. In 1902 he passed into the Royal Military Academy in Woolwich where he maintained his reputation as an athlete and in 1904 obtained his commission in the Royal Artillery. Merrick served in India with his battery and was still there when war broke out. In October 1914 he was ordered to France in command of an ammunition column and his wife Mary and daughter Helen returned to England, setting up home in Polydores House, Holmer Green. (This notable house was demolished over 50 years ago and so far, Stuart has not been able to find a picture of it - if any reader has one they could share with the project it would be greatly appreciated). In September 1917, whilst manning Frexenberg Crossroads near Ypres – ‘an exposed position’, Major McConnel was wounded whilst observing the German artillery barrage and died the next day - 14th September 1917. Apparently, during the action a German battery had engaged in counter fire on the exposed post and Merrick was hit by the shellfire. Major Merrick Hugh McConnel is buried in Lijssenthoek Military Cemetery near Poperinge just west of Ypres in Belgium. (Continued on page 19)

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LOCAL THEATRE-GOER’S DIARY : NOVEMBER 2017 TO JANUARY 2018 Christmas coming again already?! Moving round faster than ever, those ticking hands on Cinder’s clock. Seasonal entertainment for the coming months listed here, most within a 20 mile radius of the village, as diverse as ever. For full details, simply visit the websites (all listed) or telephone the box office for a free brochure by Royal Mail. And don’t forget to keep an eye open for the local amateur shows too. Just look out for posters in the village.

High Wycombe - WYCOMBE SWAN (4 miles from Holmer Green) St Mary Street, High Wycombe HP11 2XE 01494 512000 : ww.wycombeswan.co.uk

PEPPA PIG’S ADVENTURE (11 & 12 November) for our young theatre-goers. OUR HOUSE The Madness Musical (20 to 25 November) Olivier Award Winning Best Musical. SON OF A PREACHER MAN (28 November to 2 December) The songs of Dusty Springfield. Directed by Craig Revel Horwood. JACK AND THE BEANSTALK (9 to 31 December) first ever “Jack” Panto at the Wycombe Swan! Simon Webbe, Ashleigh, Sully & Friends, Chris Jarvis and Nigel Ellacott’s antics will grow on you... RUSSIAN STATE BALLET (18 to 21 January) ‘Cinderella’, ‘Swan Lake’ & ‘Romeo and Juliet’. FLASHDANCE (22 to 27 January) exciting dance musical based on the film. Plus many, many more ‘One Nighters’ of diverse entertainment to choose from.

Chesham - THE ELGIVA THEATRE & CINEMA (8 miles from Holmer Green) St Mary’s Way, Chesham HP5 1LL : 01494 582900 : www.elgiva.com

THE TITFIELD THUNDERBOLT (8 to 11 Nov) Chesham Theatre Company (Amateur) a comedy classic based on the 1953 Ealing Comedy film. JETHRO The Bull and Bonkers Tour (15 Nov) an adults only (15+) evening of classic comedy SUMMER OF LOVE (16 Nov) 40 60s classics celebrate the summer of 1967. SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK (18 Nov) The Rod Stewart Story with Paul Medcalfe. CHRISTMAS MEMORIES (20 Nov 2pm only) Wonderful festive nostalgia. KING OF POP (23 Nov) The Legend continues with Navi as Michael Jackson. THE REAL THING (24 Nov) the multi-million selling Soul Band. SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (5 to 31 December) Traditional Family Pantomime. Second year by Rare Pantomimes and the Elgiva. SPECIAL KINDA MADNESS (13 Jan) Specials and Madness Tribute Bands in one evening. Standing Gig. THE NUTCRACKER AND THE MOUSE KING (14 Jan) Quantum Theatre Company’s new adaptation of the famous story. YOUNG MARX NT Live (18 Jan) Rory Kinnear in the new Bridge Theatre production by Nick Hytner. THE EXPLOSIVE LIGHT ORCHESTRA (20 Jan) the ultimate ELO tribute. For details, plus Films, please check website.

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CHILTERN HOUSE MEDICAL CENTRE Holmer Green We are pleased to announce that a recent interim assessment by the Care Quality Commission (CQC) showed we are making good progress. Our staff have made significant changes and combined with our training programme we continue to improve. We have recruited three new GPs and enhanced the telephone system. We are now looking forward to the full CQC assessment in the first quarter of next year and once successfully achieved we will continue to develop the practice. We have an active PPG (Patient Participation Group) which is helping us with feedback and support, and you are welcome to join in. We would like to thank all our patients for their support and encouragement. Doctor R Ali and Doctor P Garcia

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Aylesbury - WATERSIDE THEATRE (13 miles from Holmer Green) Exchange Street, Aylesbury, Bucks. HP20 1UG 0844 871 7615 : www.ambassadortickets.com/Aylesbury-Waterside-Theatre

HAIRSPRAY (6 to 11 November) the ultimate feel-good 60s musical for the whole family. FLASHDANCE The Musical (20 to 25 November) exciting dance musical based on the film. SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (8 to 31 December) Traditional Pantomime by UK Productions, a Production Company new to Aylesbury, bringing Su Pollard, Andy Collins, La Voix to headline this year’s fun. Roald Dahl’s GEORGE’S MARVELOUS MEDICINE (30 January to 3 February) return of another great stage adaptation of this classic children’s story. Please check website for many shorter runs, Stand Up, Concerts, Live Screenings.

Watford - PALACE THEATRE (18 miles from Holmer Green) 20 Clarendon Road, Watford, Herts WD17 1JZ 01923 25671 : www.watfordtheatre.co.uk

Monty Python’s SPAMALOT (7 to 11 November) local Cassio Productions (Amateur) in the 2005 Tony Award Winning Musical. PYAR ACTUALLY (15 to 17 November) sparkling new comedy by Sukh Ojla. ALADDIN (1 to 30 December) home grown Panto of dreams with live music, heart and fun. THE WEDDING (23 to 25 January) new work in visitor’s, Gecko’s distinctive style. Please check website for shorter runs, films and Concerts.

Windsor - THEATRE ROYAL (19 miles from Holmer Green) Thames Street, Windsor, Berkshire SL4 1PS : 01753 853 888 : www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk THE NUTCRACKER (6 to 11 November) Vienna Festival Ballet’s classic. SISTER ACT (13 to 18 November) University Centre Weston (UCW : Amateur) in Alan Menken’s sizzling musical. SLEEPING BEAUTY (29 November to 7 January) Windsor’s Panto with Basil Brush, Kevin Cruise, Steve Blakeley and DJ Mike Reid. Edgar Wallace’s THE CASE OF THE FRIGHTENED LADY (10 to 20 January) Classic Thriller Theatre Company’s latest chiller. THIS IS ELVIS (23 January to 3 February) celebrating 50 years of the ‘68 Special by The King. Please check website for shorter runs and Concert details. Please check website for shorter runs and Concert details.

Sonning - THE MILL AT SONNING (20 miles from Holmer Green) Sonning Eye, Reading RG4 6TY : 0118 969 8000 www.millatsonning.com (Dinner Theatre : Ticket, Pre-Show Meal, Programme & Parking included

PERFECT WEDDING (28 September to 18 November) Imagine waking up on your wedding morning with an unknown naked girl beside you with your bride-to-be on her way up to the room! Riotous complications in Robin Hawdon’s latest comedy. MY FAIR LADY (23 November to 27 January) after last year’s hugely successful “High Society”, this mammoth hit musical is given the full Mill treatment on a postage stamp. Check website for details of Sunday Concerts.

EXTRA!! For those not interested in Seasonal Entertainment……

Oxford NEW THEATRE (35 miles from Holmer Green) George Street, Oxford OX1 2AG : 0844 847 1585 : www.NewTheatreOxford.org.uk

The National Theatre’s WAR HORSE (13 December 2017 to 6 January 2018) the truly inspiring stage adaptation of Michael Morpurgo’s book, for all ages.

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In, the early days of the Second World War turned the water off and told the three helpless we came to live in Holmer Green. My family creatures "If you'd seen the way that poor man had gone on ahead for I had found them had worked on this place, you'd be rightly accommodation. We had been living in a ashamed of yourselves". The war continued; suburb of London where we were buying our the houses were bombed with firebombs; my "Ideal Home", also where we intended to live, house did not escape; the roof was destroyed bring up and educate our children. It was not to and had to be renewed. Finally I gave up as it be - there was the fear of bombing, my work was too much and sold the house to the final had moved to High Wycombe and travelling tenant. I swore I would never have anything to was very difficult. do with house owning again - but I did. I remained behind to clear up our affairs and The war continued, time passed and in the settle plans for the house, travelling daily to end, we managed to buy a tumble- down, High Wycombe and living as best I could. The condemned cottage with some land in Holmer journey was long and costly so I applied to the Green. Holmer Green at that time was Railway for the issue of a "Workman's Ticket" undergoing great change but was still quite to High Wycombe, which was granted and was, rural with cherry orchards everywhere. perhaps, the first daily cheap fare between In the cherry season the air rang with the London and High Wycombe. Eventually the sound of the birdscarers letting off their day came when I too was to move and the blunderbusses to scare birds in the orchard furniture ‘van arrived, was packed and ready stealing cherries. Flocks of birds flew from tree with myself strapped in the back perched on a to tree stripping them of their fruit. My tea chest, the large doors were bolted and neighbour, an old countryman, would fire at barred and off we trundled with myself in the random into the trees and down would fall half-dark not knowing where we were. With injured and dead birds to be gathered up and one break to stretch our legs we eventually made into pies. The small black cherries that reached Holmer Green and the farm where we grew in the hedgerows were gathered in the were to live, a re-united family. same way to make flavoursome pies. There What happened to the little house - our were chapel services when one brought cherry "Ideal Home"? For a while nothing. It was pies along. impossible to sell; nobody wanted it; it Most of the villagers worked in the chair- remained empty; the mortgage had to be paid. making or related industries, hence there were From time to time, I travelled to see it and keep numerous large and small factories and Holmer it in some order. The front gate was vandalised Green as well as neighbouring villages had its and destroyed so I made a new one and took it share. People who lived here usually found to the house in parts where I assembled and work locally, often in the woods in the Summer hung it. The burden of upkeep was too much "bodging" and in the Winter in the workshops and an agent friend of mine, a nice honest and factories. man, let it under strict conditions which were Two years went in work on the cottage when not kept. The house was slowly destroyed as the Authorities gave us permission to live in it - all that the tenants could lay their hands on, however, there was much, if not more than rose arches etc. were broken up and burnt on much, to do. It was time for "our home" to be the fire and the lily pond was filled with ashes. rescued from the rat- ridden barn and be on the The tenants fled at night and left large debts; move again, saying "Goodbye" to the nights the electricity was destroyed, not a switch when we laid in bed listening to the rats as they worked and all had to be renewed. went about their business on the ceiling above One tenancy consisted of a priest and his our heads. I have never liked rats - they make two nun sisters who were awful. The climax of me shiver. So ended the long saga of moving that tenancy came when a freeze-up burst two from London to Holmer Green and gradually, water pipes. They did nothing, but allowed the very gradually, home-life resumed. water to flow away, through the ceiling, down To help me with the mass of work on hand I the stairs while they stood helplessly in the hall, engaged the assistance of an elderly villager, until the water flowed over the front door step. An old neighbour of mine, seeing the calamity, (Continued on page 26) rushed in, rounded on the priest and his sisters,

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ROSSETTI ART GROUP HOLMER GREEN OCTOBER 2017

2017 has been another successful year for Rossetti Art Group.

Our exhibition in August 2017 was once again one of the highlights of our year. Our artists produced and exhibited a lot of good work and this was reflected in our painting sales.

Many thanks to all the Holmer Green Today readers who came to the exhibition. We know from our survey that at least 45 of you attended and we thank you for your support. The Holmer Green Today magazine is certainly a very good way for us to advertise our events.

This year’s popular, “favourite painting” in the exhibition, voted for by you the public from the many framed pictures on display, was a watercolour by local artist Pauline Godley entitled “Irises”. Pauline used concentrated watercolour inks that she had reconstituted from dried ink flakes and this gave the picture its lovely colour intensity and hue.

A number of people enquired about joining our Art Group at the Exhibition and I am pleased to report that three of them have become new members. So, whilst we now have only four of our original artists, our membership is flourishing and full. Unfortunately we do have to limit our numbers so that our artists and their equipment can fit into Rossetti Hall.

Our activities continue to be wide ranging and diverse which certainly helps to keep our artist interest levels high. At our last session, we painted stormy seas with crashing waves using acrylic media. Next time it will be a “Quiet Corner of Greece” in watercolour. Bob Firman

LAUNCH OF HOLMER GREEN HEROES OF WWI BOOK

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After the Drumhead Service, refreshments were served in Holmer Green Village Centre, where a new book, aptly titled ‘Holmer Green Heroes of WWI’ was launched. Written by Stuart King and Christopher Peers, the book tells the story of all Holmer Green’s WWI dead. But it’s not just a book on WWI as it tells you much about our village at the turn of the 19th/20th century, how those who went to war fitted in and how much this close community felt their loss. The book is available, priced at £10.00 from Walsh’s newsagents in Pond Approach or from the Royal British Legion Club in Beech Tree Road. Stuart and Chris have waived their author's royalties and the proceeds are going towards funding further ceremonies and memorials in 2018. You can see photos and videos from all the centenary memorial ceremonies on the Holmer Green Heroes Facebook page at: www.facebook.com/ holmergreenheroes

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NEWS FROM CHERRY GARTH CARE HOME In the last edition we told you how much effort our annual Carol Service at the Home on December had been put into getting our garden and patio 18th at 6.30pm where minces pies and mulled areas looking ready for the summer. It really was wine will be available. Please put this date in your a team effort, with residents, volunteers and staff dairy and support us by coming along so we get to all contributing. The result was the patios and meet our local neighbours. gardens looked lovely this year and have been Once again, If you think you could spare a little enjoyed by all. We also entered the Home in to an of your time we would love to hear from you. You interservice ‘Fremantle in Bloom’ competition and may have a specific skill or interest such as did very well, ending up as runners up in three gardening or sewing, or be willing to support catagories; best 25th anniversary display, best general activites? We would also love to hear from patio and best vegetable garden. you if you could spare a little time to befriend We also attended an interservice quiz at residents who maybe don’t get regular visitors. Chalfont St. Peter, and will be hosting a Carpet Please contact Lynette the manger on 01494 bowls competition in the village. 711681 to find out more. Looking ahead we have started planning Linda Meatyard Christmas Parties and events. We will be having

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NEWS FROM HOLMER GREEN METHODIST CHURCH All are welcome to come to our services at 10.30am and 6pm at Holmer Green Methodist Church, Earl Howe Road (9.30am on second Sunday of the month). Love in a Box (Mustard Relief Missions) - we have recently filled 90 Christmas boxes with toys for children from 3 to 15 years old. These will soon be sent to Eastern European countries as gifts to children who have very little. Looking towards Christmas services, we welcome you to our Carol Service at 6pm on Sunday 17th December. Other events on our premises include: Pre-School Monday to Friday Boys Brigade and Girls Association for young people aged 5 to rising 19 on Monday evenings. Art and Craft group on the third Saturday of each month from 10am, followed by a bread and cheese lunch If you would like further information, please contact me, Barbara Illingworth (01494 712236)

HOLMER GREEN FC - AUTUMN UPDATE 2017 Another successful Annual Tournament was held at Watchet Lane in early September, local charities benefited by £600. A fine weekend of age-group football survived late rainfall, which failed to put a damper on the occasion Hundreds of boys and girls age between 6 and 13 took part or competed in 9 separate age-defined competitions. Winners of the competitive (older) groups included Gerrards Cross & Fulmer, and Northwood. A new feature of the event was that most games were refereed by the Club's U-16 squad, all qualified Referees. All Match Officials were under the very capable control of Darren Keeley. The two days were superbly controlled as usual by Matt Brades. Much of this year's prior organisation was done by Sam Lewin. Unfortunately, she was unable to witness the fruits of her labours, due to illness. A raft of volunteers ensured that hot and cold food and drinks were always available. The Club's thanks go to the many people that made the effort, to ensure another positive outcome. The 2017 Tourney was yet another success for a regular weekend that has firmly established itself in the local grass roots football calendar. It was extremely gratifying that lots of Team Managers complimented the Control Tent on their way out, commenting that the Event had been so well run. The First XI started their regular season with a win in The Emirates FA Cup, pleasingly against a team that eliminated them just two seasons ago. They then won their first league game, but since their results have been more regular and they find themselves in 15th place out of the original 22. But they have played two of the current top-four teams twice already. Non-League football faces two years of substantial change in and around the level that the Club operates at. The aim will be to preserve our Step 5 status, and the overall FA plan is that divisions at our level will be reduced to 20 teams only. The Development Team (replacing the former Reserve XI) had a late start to the season, due to a Referee shortage. HGFC has found the transition to U-25 football (5 over-age players are allowed at present, but this number is due to reduce) difficult, especially as the younger players within the senior part of the Club have shown such good form that they regularly feature in the First XI. But the Development XI have progressed through two rounds of the County Cup. The Allied Counties XI has only played one league game and also had a late start. Their division only consists of eight teams, and so cup games take on more significance. In the FA Youth Cup, success at Hartley Witney was followed by a magnificent extra-time win over Maidenhead United at Watchet Lane. The League Cup offers another chance of extra games, and the team has been drawn away to Oxford City at the end of October. It is testament to the organisation and management of the junior cub that we can compete favourably against the youth set-ups of much bigger and better-funded opposition. Angela Mepham’s superb Saturday and Sunday Café is up and running again and the efforts of all her helpers are greatly appreciated by players and parents alike. The club website holmergreenfc.co.uk is dedicated to the whole Club, although some age groups do not feature? (Please remember that the FA does not allow publication of younger age-group results?) U-13, U-15, and U-16 information including fixtures, results and tables can be found on www.football-results.org. 1st XI Match Reports, Allied Counties’ Match Reports, and occasional Development XI reports, appear on the Club Website. The 1st XI and Development XI and the U-18’s have information including fixtures, tables, and results, on the FA Full-Time website.

John Anderson, President, Holmer Green FC

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THE MOONWALK When someone mentions a marathon, everyone naive enough to believe our feet might not hurt. presumes it is a running event, The Moonwalk is As we crossed off the miles, the halfway point different - it’s a 26.2 mile walk through the was in sight and the feeling of counting down the night! Crazy, I know! but after a couple of miles instead of up was incredible, until the drinks at The Old Oak, signing up sounded like a realization that we had to do it all again! By mile great idea! So, Tracy, Nikki, Yvonne and I began 20 the sun was coming up and there was light at our training on a cold rainy January morning by the end of the tunnel and finally, after 8 hours walking 5 miles. After 4 months we spent a we saw it...the 26-mile sign! Just 0.2 miles to go! Saturday walking 20 miles through the Bucks Heading back into Clapham Common with people countryside for our last training walk before the cheering all the walkers on and the promise of a big event. bacon sandwich and flip flops on the other side On 13th May, after miles of preparation and a we crossed the finish line with immense feelings week of eating a lot of pasta and potatoes we of pride, relief, accomplishment and pain. headed up to London to spend a whole night Once we’d laughed, cried and moaned about pounding the streets of the city. Starting at our aching feet and legs we totaled our midnight around 15,000 people walked with us, in sponsorship and it made it all worthwhile - we beautiful, funny and impressively decorated bras raised an incredible £2,543.20 for an amazing (and in our case hats!) all in aid of raising funds cause. Thank you to everyone who supported us, and awareness for Breast Cancer. sponsored us and waved at us from the comfort The first 5 miles were bearable, it’s exciting, of their cars while we trained for hours! our adrenaline was pumping, and we were still Lauren Hill

HOLMER GREEN STROKE CLUB The stroke club continues to welcome new members to its Tuesday morning meetings at the Christchurch Centre, opposite the Bat and Ball pub. We meet from 10 am until 12 noon and aim to help those who have had a stroke and to support their carers. We enjoy games, music therapy, physiotherapy, in-house lunches, lunches out, painting and other stimulating activities. We ended our summer programme with a garden party that everyone enjoyed in warm sunshine. Our harvest service was held on October 3rd, followed by a delicious lunch, which was very much appreciated. If you feel you would benefit from our varied programme, or someone else you know would like to join us or if you would like to volunteer to help, please ring 01494 812162 for more details.

Elizabeth Aylward

ROYAL BRITISH LEGION - WOMEN’S SECTION Members and friends once again enjoyed the trip to Southend-on-Sea, although August was not a sunny month, we were fortunate to enjoy the sun upon our arrival. The Harvest Auction was held in September, with lots of produce being sold to the highest bidder, refreshments ending the event. At the Annual General Meeting, once again Mrs Wendy Tomlin was voted in as Chairman. She thanked the committee for their support. Subscriptions are now due and can be renewed in the British Legion Hall. As we approach the 11th November, there will be a two minutes silence at 11.00am in Turners Place. The Baptist Church will hold a service on Sunday at 3.00pm, where the public will parade to the Memorial for a wreath laying ceremony, then on to the British Legion Hall for refreshments. An interesting book is on sale at Walsh’s newsagents called ‘Holmer Green Heroes of WW1’, with stories of a Bucks village and how road and house names have changed. Next year members can look forward to a variety of speakers and a Mystery Tour ending with a cream tea is planned for the Spring.

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CHECKMATE! I greatly enjoyed reading the August issue. It was a breath of fresh air to read “From a Newbie,” Susan Rasala. Having spent two years in the Royal Signals I belatedly thought it was time I enrolled at the British Legion, and am now a member. The reference to the Holmer Green Sport’s Association will remind some of the readers of the Junior Chess Club we held there. Much has changed since Miss Liddiard’s U8 chess team won the Wycombe Primary School U8 team Championship a record 8 times. Now chess, an educational aid to concentration, logical thinking and character building is valued mainly by the independent sector where I was persuaded to carry on teaching chess until I insisted on retiring at the age of 82. Although living just over the border in Hazlemere I have been actively involved in both communities both sporting and socially. I received my primary education at Holmer Green (as did our three children and two of our grandchildren). My introduction was in the white boarded building on the Secondary School site, joining with many evacuees from London. Two families with four children plus a husband and wife shared our three up two down house. For those of us who spend more time looking back than forward, the Hazlemere Library, and Wycombe Museum have “Down Memory Lane” sessions for all of us who enjoy reminiscing. Meetings at Hazlemere Library are the first Thursday of the month and at Wycombe Museum, the second Tuesday of the month. I now offer free chess coaching from beginner to County U8 and U11 standard, preferably starting at school years 2 and 3. Donations to Children with Cancer welcomed.

Brian Lacey

WYCOMBE SWAN — HIGH WYCOMBE CELEBRATES 25 YEARS For many years an unmade carpark behind the high street looked very derelict. Plans were made to build a new theatre. The opening night in November 1992 heralded a regeneration of the town of High Wycombe especially the high street. Up to that time not many people ventured in the street in the evening. Today the high street is buzzing with many pubs and eating places for all to enjoy. Back in 1992 a friend of mine saw an advert asking for volunteers to usher at the theatre. At that time her daughter thought it would be a fun thing to do, but on reflection a teenager did not think it was that cool after all and I was asked if I would go along. 25 years later we are still there. We have seen hundreds of shows. Some not always to our taste but enjoyable to see something different. The red army choir sang beautifully back in the 90”s, not understanding a word but the sound was magical. The experience of live theatre cannot be beaten. The set (scenery) colour, costumes are all a work of art, never mind the people on the stage. The youth of Wycombe have the opportunity to be on the stage on twice yearly productions. The effort of getting 250 kids on stage, we must take our hats off to the producers. Many names in show business have been to Wycombe Swan and support fellow actors by coming to see them in productions. We have the opportunity to see shows that have been in London come to us. Whatever your preference, plays , music, ballet opera and comedy everything is on offer. Well supported is the groups of the 60”s which having been treating the boards for over 50 years. They get everyone up and on their feet. As they say the oldies are the best. I noticed the other evening an artistic volunteer had put up decorations made up of all the programmes over the past 25 years. Lots of memories. I remember when the Russian ice skating ballet came to Wycombe and during the performance the ice melted and the event had to be cancelled after 2 hours. One does not realise the work setting up the stage for such a production. If you have not been to the theatre why not come to the panto Jack and Beanstalk this year. Please support your local theatre and if you feel you would like to join the volunteer team contact emmie: on [email protected]

Linda Meatyard

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WHAT’S IN A NAME? Well it’s that time of year again. Christmas is rapidly approaching. It’s one of those times when the topics for the Sundays around this period are pretty well fixed. After all it might be strange to do the Christmas story at Easter or Harvest. It is, therefore, a story we are all very familiar with. That includes those who just come to church at Christmas. However, its familiarity can bring its own problems. Someone once said “that was a great Christmas sermon but there wasn’t anything new”. What did they expect? Giraffes suddenly appearing in the stable scene? I do understand what they mean though. We can think we know the story so well that it can be easy to forget the real meaning. Maybe this item will help bring the story to life in a different way! I've done it three times with my wife and hopefully avoided offending anyone in the process. I'm talking about naming your child. Fortunately my three children tell me they are happy with their names although all three of them have shortened them. So I was amazed by an article in the Times which carried the title 'Names trigger wrath of Gran'. The survey was conducted by Mumsnet and Gransnet. Mumsnet founder Justine Roberts added, "Choosing a baby name is fraught enough for parents if you're only taking into account your own views; if you add grandparents' biases to the mix it can become impossible." When it came to Mary and Joseph, and the unexpected pregnancy, some practical details were taken out of their hands, including the name of the baby. According to Luke's account, the angel who announced that Mary was carrying God's Son also told the astonished teenager, 'You are to give him the name Jesus' [Luke 1:31] Jesus was a common name at the time. It means simply 'the Lord saves'. Matthew who adds to the report of the birth, gives the reason, 'You are to give him the name Jesus, because he will save his people from their sins' [Matthew 1:21]. So the name of the baby whose birth we celebrate across the globe at this time of the year sets out his credentials, his mission and the relevance to every generation since. By his birth, life, death, resurrection, God can be known. So what's in a name? Everything when it comes to Jesus. Please do come to any of our Christmas services and perhaps you will find out that there is so much more to “Just a Name”. You will find the dates of our Christmas celebrations at the back of this issue of Holmer Green Today. Join us especially, if you can, on Christmas morning at 9.30am where many of us wear our special Christmas jumpers, the children bring and share their toys and the young at heart can mention the presents they have been given. PS. For the record my wife and I are very happy with the names of our 4 grandchildren. I wish you all a very Happy Christmas and may you know God’s blessing.

Anthony Smith - Pastor Holmer Green Baptist Church

CHRISTIANS AGAINST POVERTY (CAP) – WWW.CAPMONEYCOURSE.ORG The first CAP Money Course was held over three Monday evenings in October at Holmer Green Baptist Church on behalf of ACTS (all Churches Together Serving in Holmer Green). Nine people attended, mostly from the locality but also including some from outside who found the course on the CAP Money website. The course was over-subscribed, and a handful of people were asked if they might defer to the next course. There is an optional Week 4 for non-budgeting topics such as Worry, Anger and Self- esteem and a number of course participants also signed up for this. The feedback was very positive, with most people finding it 'Very Helpful'. Here are some of the other outcomes: one person had unmanageable debts and was referred straight to CAP Debt Help; one person who was quite worried about her finances found she was better off than she thought, dispelling the worry; one person has a loan that they now know they can afford to pay off more quickly, becoming debt-free sooner; one person acquired budgeting skills that can be used to help others; two people discovered problems in their budget and are receiving 1:1 help in getting their finances under control. We are hoping to run the next course on 20 Nov, 27 Nov, 4 Dec, (11 Dec) at Holmer Green Baptist Church at 7.30 pm. Chris Gregory

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went. Sometimes Ted fancied a rabbit for the (The War Came—continued from page 18) pot and went about it this way. Finding the place where he thought there was a rabbit he Ted by name - a nice reliable man. I could would take a Ionq whippy stick from the hedge, trust him with a day's work any time, providing strip it of leaves and then on his hands and it was not too fussy. He spoke the dialect and knees he would wiggle the stick in the rabbit was unused to fine phrases. "Ow-be-ang" was hole. When he withdrew the stick if there were the daily greeting and the answer rabbit hairs on it, Ted knew there was a rabbit "Steady". The land was a complete wilderness in there and stripping his arm bare he would (never have I seen so many old sheds and search around the hole with his hand. huts, all in a fallen down condition) with masses Sometimes the quest required a bit of digging, of corrugated iron and anthills nearly two feet but not often and then Ted had his rabbit for high. Special tools had to be bought in the pot. I doubt whether Ted could do this in Wycombe, such as a two-handled saw, a' the Holmer Green of today. beautiful axe which Ted could get so sharp that he could shave the hairs on his arms, as well Another feature of the land was couch grass, as bill hooks, wedges and mallets. Ted was something that I have failed to get rid of to this splendid with all these tools. He never talked day. The previous cottage owners were of ants as I did, they were always "them en". upholsterers and I am sure the couch grass Ropes, I had splendid ropes, bought at Young's came in useful as packing material - the name - where can one find such a shop now? itself would suggest this. There were two small rabbit warrens on the Lance Thornton land but the rabbits seemed to have nothing to do with each other and were different in habit. The articles on pages 18 & 28 first appeared One day I was about to walk down the cottage in the magazine 20 years ago. Do you have path when I was confronted by a large buck any stories or early memories of the Village rabbit coming up the path in my direction. We that could be shared with the readers? If so, were both equally surprised until Mr. Rabbit please contact, or send a message to, the co -ordinators whose address is on page 2. All decided to give way, recovered himself and contributions welcome!

IS THIS THE FUTURE? I HOPE NOT!! “Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?” “Maybe so, but I don't want the pizza you No sir, it's Google's Pizza. suggest - I already take medicine for high cholesterol.” “Did I dial the wrong number?” But you haven't taken the medicine No sir, Google bought the pizza store. regularly. Four months ago you purchased a “Oh, alright - then I'd like to place an order box of only 30 tablets online. please.” “I bought more from another drugstore.” Okay sir, do you want the usual? It's not showing on your credit card sir. “The usual? You know what my usual is?” “I paid in cash.” According to the caller ID, the last 15 times But according to your bank statement you you've ordered a 12-slice with double- did not withdraw that much cash. cheese, sausage, and thick crust. “I have another source of cash.” “Okay - that's what I want this time too.” This is not showing on your last tax form, May I suggest that this time you order an 8- unless you got it from an undeclared income slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato source. instead? “WHAT ON EARTH? ENOUGH! I'M SICK OF “No, I hate vegetables.” GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, AND But your cholesterol is not good. WHATSAPP. I'M GOING TO AN ISLAND WITHOUT INTERNET, WHERE THERE’S NO “How do you know?” MOBILE PHONE LINE, AND NO ONE TO SPY Through the subscribers guide. We have the ON ME …” results of your blood tests for the last 7 I understand sir, but you'll need to renew years. your passport ... it expired 5 weeks ago.

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OUR CONGRATULATIONS GO TO Catherine O’Leary who married Calum Tansley on 9 September and to Elizabeth Anne Hemingway and Carl Adam Snook who were married on 22July.

AND OUR CONDOLENCES GO TO THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF Irene Millie Brindley 11/11/1918 – 16/07/2017 & Grace Darvill 29/02/1918 – 28/09/2017

HOLMER GREEN FIRST SCHOOL What a great start to the school year for the children of Holmer Green First School! In September our Reception classes- Owl, Fox and Rabbit started their learning journey with us and have settled in beautifully. It is lovely to see so many happy, smiling faces walking into school every day. September also saw the start of our Forest School sessions. We are very lucky to have such a wonderful area on our grounds for the children to explore and learn in. Year 2 have been the first to enjoy the area and were particularly excited when they got to toast marshmallows around the fire. Everyone is now eagerly awaiting their turn! Another exciting event this term has been Maths Challenge Day. The whole school took part in a day of investigation and problem solving. The Happy Puzzle Company visited the school and provided a range of stimulating team building tasks to further challenge the children. Everyone was really impressed by our mathematical wizards with their skills and determination to solve problems. In October, we held a Harvest Festival in aid of The One Can Trust Foodbank. We were delighted by the generosity of our parents and were therefore, able to provide a huge collection of goods for this worthy cause. The children’s singing and poetry performances were magnificent – another proud moment for everyone! Finally, a date for your diary- on Saturday 2nd December, the Friends of Holmer Green First School will be hosting a Christmas Fayre from 12 noon. Why not come along and enjoy the festivities. We look forward to welcoming you! J Richardson

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CHILTERN DIALECT These stories were recorded on tape by Dan Twas 50 years or more ago Darvill in traditional Chiltern dialect. A gentlman frum 'omer Green got lost out in the Dan lived in the village all his life and occupied snow what is probably the oldest house in the village. He had many stories about village life years ago. 'e wuz right out on the Chiltern'ills I wonder if anyone in the village can still On this dark an stormy night remember attending his dancing lessons long 'e thought I'll nivver make it ago? Then 'e saw the light If you have problems reading this just say it out loud, The light shone frum beneeth the dour exactly as it's written and if there's any readers who So 'e tried the handle are an expert in the Chiltern dialect, apologies for any The dour opened just a littul bit spelling mistakes!!! And theiur stud a boey wiv a lighted candle.

Wurp there! This is Dan-Dan frum mid pig farm Ah tell me lad is yer muther in or may be yer up on top uv Chiltern 'ills dard Here's one or two uv me littul stories fur yer The furst un is be me graandson Oh no mister And ah rekon 'es a takin the mickey When I be in my mum and dad aint in Its cauld ode to Dan-Dan Ah tell me lad is yer muther in or may be yer dard I have a grampy whose name is Dan Oh no mister We call him Dan-Dan the pig-farm man. When I be in my mum and dad aint in 'E talks a language all 'is own Neither is me sister There's niwer an H in a word like 'ome And when me sisters in 'Es many strange sayings such as I ain't in, neither is me mum or dad 'I be an' I baint' when my mum or dad are in 'e's a cumin and agoin I'm not in, neither is my sister and 'e is an 'e aint Did you get all that mister? 'e ses gie us a gud rabbut tharts wat I likes fur me dinnur Well I think I did my lad and Harrys th' boar Now let me see 'ees an orkard ol sinner when thurse sheep got awaay You said if you are in that wuz about t' be shun Your mother or your dad's not in 'e sed a luuked round and thair it wuz gun Neither is your sister 'e didn't se it wuz cold l' my sister Les an' 'e didn't se 'e wuz freezin And if your sisters in 'e just sed I be frez you're not in my lad Then its wurk boy Neither is your mum or dad and wheer yer bin And if your mother or your dad is in and go acrus that meadow and git that pig You're not in, neither is your sister and put it in a sty cos it aint very big Yeah you got that right mister 'e lukks round at these pigs both big an small Then ses ah boy Harry's the daddy of them all Well I travelled wide, I travelled far I'm gunna learn this Chiltern 'ills language But I never came across a family more That is if I can parculiaar So I can talk like me grampy If you will beg my pardon good ol Dan Dan. Aw yes mister Theeur's an 'ol story frum the Chiltern 'ills from I'll beg your pardon aabout the time I wuz a boey But I don't think we are parculiaar Thaats a pretty long tirneaqo ah can tell yer! Becos you see This is the lavortree At the bottom of the garden!!!

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HOLMER GREEN EVENING WI Our annual tradition of a footpath walk invited Community First Responder Jeff Clarke through the woods and fields of Holmer Green to come and demonstrate how the Defibrillator was carried out again at the August meeting. should be used. We also enjoyed a film show of The rain held off for the walkers, and we were photos on the events of our WI this past year, able to work up a good appetite for the fish-and organised by Karen Marsden and Betty Furner. -chip supper that followed, with fruit jellies for Later that evening we held our AGM, which dessert. was also attended by WI Advisors Lynn Hutton In September, speaker Chris Ward told us and Thelma Sackman. Reports were read from 101 things you never knew about garden birds. outgoing President Jean Casson, Secretary He treated us to lots of beautiful photographs Karen Marsden and Treasurer Marie Gilbey, plus of our common garden birds, filling us in on reports for the Bridge, Walking and Luncheon details of their life span, mating and nesting clubs. habits, which created much interest and Despite many pleas to the members, we were discussion afterwards. only able to recruit seven members to the new We were having difficulty finding a committee. No committee member came replacement President and new volunteers to forward to be President, therefore the WI join the committee. So during the September Advisors were obliged to officially suspend the meeting, WI Advisor Lynn Hutton visited us to Holmer Green Evening WI, and it will close at explain that we needed the full complement of the end of this year with our Christmas Officers (President, Treasurer and Secretary) celebration, after 59 years. to continue as a WI. There will be a meeting open to members and During the October meeting, we held a bring- visitors on November 7th, when Catherine Grigg and-buy £1 stall in aid of ACWW (Associated will talk about the History of Wycombe in 10 Country Women of the World). Our WI has Objects. previously raised funds towards the Village Annie Greatorex Defibrillator situated at Stevens Garage, and we

RENNIE GROVE HOSPICE CARE VOLUNTEERS RECEIVE THE ULTIMATE HONOUR FOR VOLUNTARY SERVICE The Queen's Award for Voluntary Service is the highest award given to local volunteer groups across the UK to recognise outstanding work done in their own communities. With a diverse and committed group of 1500 volunteers, who give 140,000 hours each year to the value of £1.5 million, Rennie Grove Hospice Care is delighted that this highest possible accolade and MBE for volunteer groups has been bestowed on its volunteers. Saying the words “thank you” for the time, commitment and loyalty given to Rennie Grove Hospice Care by its’ volunteers is never enough and this Queens Award for Voluntary Service is a fitting tribute for each and every volunteer across the whole charity. Susan Lewis, Volunteering Development Advisor for Rennie Grove said, “We cannot reiterate enough the importance and value all our volunteers make to our charity. Not only the value to each other and those around them in their communities with all that they do and give but also to our patients, their families and carers who benefit daily from the impact of their generosity of time, support and commitment”. Sue Varvel, Director of Nursing and Clinical Services, attended a recent meeting with the Holmer Green Shop Volunteers and was delighted to present Queen’s Award badges to each volunteer who helps in the shop in recognition of their fantastic service to the organisation and to thank them personally for their unstinting support. To find out more about joining this award winning group of volunteers please contact [email protected] S. Lewis

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1ST HOLMER GREEN SCOUT GROUP This year’s highlight was our 50th anniversary event at the Sports Centre on 23 September. The event started with a Japanese Taiko Drumming performance followed by games and competitions. There was a display of memorabilia covering the Group’s existence and photos showing many activities and overseas trips. Plus my own scouting experience since 1949 including 40 years with Holmer Green. We welcomed some ex Scouters and committee members. Unfortunately, there was little interest from the village although this could have been because our publicity posters disappeared. As we plan our winter programme we are reviewing our adult support position having lost 5 of our 6 Cub Leaders and all but 3 of our committee in the summer. We now have 8 leaders of whom 4 are parents. We urgently need to recruit cub Leaders as at present we have nobody to run the Thursday pack and we are faced with the possibility of both packs having to meet on alternate Mondays which is of course unsatisfactory. We have over 120 parents connected with the Group through the children so hopefully we will be able to find some to help us. However if readers of this magazine know of anyone with or without a Scouting background, we would be delighted to hear from them. No experience necessary and training and support is provided. Ever optimistic we plan to run our Christmas float round the village on 13/14/18/19 December. The weeks are split to allow for school plays. The Christmas Card Service will take place as usual. The likely start date for buying stamps and posting Cards in Fox Pharmacy and Walsh Newsagents will be 26 November and final collection on 16 December to allow for delivery in the week before Christmas . We also hope to obtain support to clear our 2 sites in Parish Piece during the autumn and by holding our AGM soon hope to enhance our committee. As always, we will continue to offer an interesting programme for the youngsters in our 5 sections and look to recruit more members Neil Spencer CBE — Group Scout Leader

Petty vandalism within the Village — again Many Villagers will be aware of, and concerned about, the petty vandalism and anti-social behaviour that Holmer Green has been subjected to once again. Shortly after the schools broke up for the summer holidays, the flag staff on The Common was ‘attacked’ and destroyed and the Parish Council had to replace it; clearing graffiti etc from the bus stop; replacing damaged litter bins etc etc, yet more costs to the community, not to mention litter... Everyone is encouraged to call 101 whenever there is an issue and it is hoped that all readers will do so. The more calls that are made will greatly assist the police to identify potential problem areas and, hopefully, react accordingly.

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SOME USEFUL NAMES & TELEPHONE NUMBERS

British Gas - Emergencies 01753 – 571570 Chiltern District Council 01494 – 729000 Chiltern Medical Centre (formerly Dragon Cottage Surgery) 01494 – 717339 Eastern Electricity, Loss of Supply 08007 – 838838 Holmer Green Dental Practice 01494 – 718318 MP for Chesham and Amersham:– Cheryl Gillan, House of Commons, London, SW1A 0AA. 02072 – 195146 E: [email protected]. Constituency Office: 7A Hill Avenue, Amersham, HP6 5BD 01494 – 721577

Refuse Collection 01494 – 586550 Stoke Mandeville Hospital 01296 – 315000 Thames Valley Police 101 Thames Water - Emergencies 08459 – 200800 Traveline 0870 – 608 2608 Tourist information 01494 – 421892 Wycombe General Hospital 01494 – 526161

PARISH COUNCILLORS SERVING HOLMER GREEN Mr Jeffrey Dominy “West Barn”, Little Missenden, HP7 0QY 864710 Chair & Local Authority Forum Representative (LAF) Mrs Jane Fallon 20, The Larches, Holmer Green, HP15 6TG 713057 LAF & Youth Representatives Mrs Sandra Geraghty 28, Sheepcote Dell Road, Holmer Green, HP15 6TL 717663 Vice-Chair Finance & Rossetti Hall Committee member (RH) Mr Walid Marzouk Cherry Tree Cottage, Weedon Hill, Hyde Heath, HP6 5RN 776656 Mr Peter Rawbone 1, Hollyberry Grove, Holmer Green, HP15 6XB 713649 Chair - Rossetti Hall Committee Mr Gerry Spiller 8, Weathercock Gardens, Holmer Green. HP15 6TA 713739 Vice-Chair - Open Spaces & RH Committees Mrs Ruth Werbiski “Windward”, 4 Glebe Close, Holmer Green, HP15 6UY 714523 NAG Representative Mrs Rita Whitten “Holly Lodge”, Alice Close, Holmer Green, HP15 6TS 711929 Vice-Chair - Planning Committee Parish Council Meetings The public may attend any meeting but should inform the Clerk in advance if they wish to address the meeting. Please visit the Council’s web site: http://www.littlemissendenpc.co.uk for further information. The Parish Council meets twice a month (except in August) in the Council Offices, New Pond Road. The Planning Committee meets on the first Monday and the Full Council meets on the third Monday, both starting at 7.30pm. Please see the web site (details above) for dates, Agenda’s and further details.

Parish Clerk: Council Offices, 38 New Pond Road, Holmer Green, 715429 Mrs Melanie Franklin HP15 6SU. E: [email protected] Assistant Parish Clerk: The Office is usually open to the public, Monday to Friday, 9.00am - 12noon. COUNTY COUNCILLOR SERVING HOLMER GREEN Mrs Isobel Darby 2, Copthall Corner, Chalfont St Peter, Bucks, SL9 0BZ. 01753 E: [email protected] 888055 DISTRICT COUNCILLORS SERVING HOLMER GREEN Dr Michael Smith c/o Democratic Services, Chiltern District Council 729000 E: [email protected] Mr Mark Titterington “Trymme House”, Elm Rd., Penn, HP10 8LQ E: 07500 546651 E: [email protected]

LOCAL SERVICES in HOLMER GREEN The Mobile Library vehicle visits on the third Thursday of each month at the Shops: between 11:10am - 11:15am. and the Village Centre: between 11.20am – 11:45am

A Holmer Green community web site — www.holmergreen.info where some recent electronic editions of Holmer Green Today may be viewed.

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29th Oct. VPA Trading Store closed 7th Nov. Evening WI — ‘The History of Wycombe in 10 Objects’ Village Centre - 7.45pm 13th Nov. Chadwick Ladies - “A Day in the life of an Auctioneer” Village Centre - 8.00pm 15th Nov. VPA - Annual General Meeting Village Centre - 8.00pm 17th Nov. Rennie Grove Late Night Opening Hospice Shop - 6.00pm to 8.00pm 27th Nov. Chadwick Ladies - Auberge de Chocolat Village Centre - 8.00pm 20th Nov. CAP Money Course Wk 1 - for all with debt worries (2nd series) Baptist Church 27th Nov. CAP Money Course Wk 1 - for all with debt worries (2nd series) Baptist Church 2nd Dec. Holmer Green Junior School Fayre The Common - noon. 4th Dec.. CAP Money Course Wk 1 - for all with debt worries (2nd series) Baptist Church 5th Dec. Evening WI — Members only Christmas Party Village Centre 11th Dec. Chadwick Ladies - Christmas Dinner (Members Only) Village Centre - 7.30pm

17th Dec. Families Together Christmas Service followed by mince pies and Baptist Church - 10.45am 17th Dec. Christmas Carols Methodist Church - 6.00pm 17th Dec. Candlelight Carols - preceded by festive refreshments Baptist Church - 7.15 & 8.00pm 18th Dec. Carol Service followed by refreshments - all welcome Cherry Garth Care Home - 6.30pm 24th Dec. Families Together Christmas Eve Service Baptist Church - 10.45am 25th Dec. Christmas Day Celebration (all welcome) Baptist Church - 9.30am 31st Dec. New Year’s Eve Family Service (ACTS) Baptist Church - 10.45am 7th Jan. VPA Trading Store re-opens

REGULAR EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES 1st Holmer Green Brownies — Village Centre. Wednesdays, weekly 5.30 – 7.00pm 2nd Holmer Green Brownies — Village Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 5.45 – 7.15pm 4th Holmer Green Brownies — Church Centre. Thursdays, weekly 5.30 – 7.00pm 1st Holmer Green Guides — Village Centre. Fridays, weekly 6.30 – 8.00pm 2nd Holmer Green Guides — Village Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 7.30 – 9.00pm 1st Holmer Green Rainbows — Holmer Green Village Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 4.45-5.45pm Air Training Corps — ATC Hut, Sir William Ramsey School, Hazlemere. Wednesdays and Fridays, weekly 7.30 - 9.30pm Boys Brigade — Holmer Green Methodist Church. Mondays, weekly from 6.00pm, depending upon age. Holmer Green Beavers — Mondays 5.30 – 6.30 and Wednesdays, 6.00 – 7.00pm. Holmer Green Baptist Church — Toddler Group – Alternate Tuesdays Term time only, 9.30am - 11am. The last before Christmas is 12th December, recommencing 9th January 2018. Holmer Green Flower Club — the last Tuesday of each month, except January, August and December. Holmer Green Cub Scouts — Mondays and Thursdays, 6.45 – 8.15pm. Holmer Green Scouts — Wednesdays, 7.30 – 9.30pm. Holmer Green Short Mat Bowls Club — Holmer Green Sports Association. Tuesdays 7.30 - 11.00pm. High Wycombe Scrabble Club — Rossetti Hall. Second Wednesdays, 7.30 for 7.45pm. Holmer Green Youth Club — Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, weekly 6.30 - 9.00pm & 7.30 - 9.00pm, depending upon age. Lantern Club – Village Centre. Mondays, weekly 10.30am - 2.45pm. Link-Up Friendship Group — The 3rd Friday of each month. Church Centre - 10.30am-noon, followed by a shared lunch. Lunch Club for a light lunch and a chat – Church Centre, 2nd and 4th Thursdays, 12.30 – 2 pm. Messy Church - Baptist Church - 19th November 17th December, 21st January, 18th February, 1- 3.30 pm-5 pm. Pop In Lunch, a light Lunch and Chat - Baptist Church. The first and third Wednesdays of each month at 12.30pm.

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Short mat bowls — Tuesday afternoons at the Church Centre. Call the Parish Office if interested. Simply Walk — Meet outside Holmer Green Baptist Church. Mondays, weekly at 1015 for 1030am. Tiddlywinks Baby & Toddler Group — Church Centre. Mondays, 1.30 – 3pm School Term only Time–4–God — Traditional Service at the Baptist Church, 1st and 3rd Wednesdays, 11.15am. Toddler Group — Baptist Church. Resumes 12 September. Every term time Tuesday, 9.30am-11am Women’s Fellowship of Holy Trinity with Christ Church. Church Centre 1st and 3rd Thursdays at 2pm from 15 September. Women's Fellowship — Baptist Church. Alternate Thursdays until December 14th then 11th January 2018. Wycombe Stroke Club for persons affected by communication problems - Christchurch Church Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 10am-12noon. Wycombe Centre National Trust Supporter Group — The fourth Friday of the month at Hazlemere Community Centre. Oct to Mar., 2.15pm. Apr to Sept., 7.45pm. Youth Club — Baptist Church — Every Friday during term times, 7.00-8.30pm. It would be prudent to check that the events, locations and times are correct!

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When contacting any of the advertisers, please tell them that you are responding to their advertisement in Holmer Green Today Oh no! Santa was standing on platform 6. Suddenly he ran out and stood on the rails. Banta shouted: "Santa, move out of the way! The train is arriving!" Santa replied: "Haven't you heard the announcement, the train is arriving on the platform?" A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number. I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

A Wise decision! I went to the supermarket on my bicycle yesterday afternoon, bought a bottle of red wine and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the wine before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

Rennie Grove Charity Shop & Jennie's Haircare quarterly Page 35 Some exhibits from the recent Village Gardening Association’s Show — results on page 11

Rennie Grove Hospice volunteers celebrating the Queen’s Award — more on page 29

What, where and when was this taken?

The Moonwalkers—more on page 23