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l~V~O.;:.LOM~E;;;",...;;;L-)O<.;.,;.,·~X...;.V..;.,'_N_U_M_'B_cR_-.;,'3_' P_A_S_A_D~E N_A..;.,I_C_A_L_I_F_O_R_N_IA l='R_l~_Y_"'1_:r_O_N_S_\C\_ponsored the produc- has fallen in love. To win her he by Peter Alfke This, ofcourse, brought him to procedure, were it to be carried out tion of the play Emilia Gaiotti by entrusts the aid of the Marquis Sociologist Paul Cameron gave the subject ofAIDS, the subject of today, would be "relatively inex­ Gotthold Ephraim Lessing last Marinelli, played very well by atalk Tuesday night in Baxter Lec­ the (somewhat misnamed) talk. pensive". Heterosexuals, he claim­ Saturday (wening, and I, for one, George Williams. The Marquis ture Hall, under the title of Because blood banks do not turn ed, would go into quarantine was impressed. The only possible proceeds from there to embroil the "Homosexuality: Everybody's away homosexuals, our national voluntarily and not endanger flaws were the length of the play plot by involving her suitor, we~ Problem. " Ofthe two hundred-odd blood supply is being con­ others; homosexuals, however, (two and one-half hours) and the played by Taylor Lawrence, until people in attendance, the two-thirds taminated. (At this point a large would remain at large. Three ex­ length of set changes (many they are all horribly entangled. crowded into the back rows were "NUKE THE HOMOS" banner amples were given. "If we cared minutes). To further complicate matters, almost entirely supporters, while was held up in the back ofthe lec­ for homosexuals/' he said, "we Lessing's play depicts the an old love of the Prince, the the rest were interested students ture hall.) Furthermore, he claim­ would protect them from their own manipulation of men and women Countess Orsina, appears just at the and members of the Caltech and ed, since gays are not yet restricted bad habits," which he compared to brought about by the abuse of most inappropriate moment. LA gay communities. from traveling abroad, the U.S. is drug abuse and child molestation. power. It is a study in how this Despite all of these complications Dr. Cameron, leader of the exporting AIDS to the rest of the "Gays," he summarized, "are manipulation can destroy one's the play has a good ending, remin­ group ISIS, the Institute for the world. He then brought to our at­ damaging all our lives." He urg­ humanity. George Williams, as the ding one that there is quite a lot to Scientific Investigation of Sexuali­ tention the high cost of AIDS treat­ ed everyone to put "political and Prince, plays a man caught up in be said for having humanity. ty, has participated in a number of ment: the average AIDS victim social pressure on dismantling the the conflict bet\\(een his love for a Astrid H. Howard gave a fine studies on the effects of second­ robs us of some $140,000 in homosexual infrastructure". woman and his humanity rebelling performance as the Countess..Also hand tobacco smoke, as well as medical fees, from diagnosis to Places where gays congregate against the machinations he must good were Bruce McLaughlIn as helping to defeat AB 1, a bill pro­ death. Since for every person now should be closed or destroyed. go through to have her. His con- Odoardo GaIotti and Patricia hibiting discrimination on the basis afflicted with AIDS there are ten "You cannot endanger people's flict is with two ideals: "A prince Houseworth as Claudia Galotti. of sexual orientation, as well as a others showing "Pre-AIDS" lives and expect to live." has no friends, can have no I recommend this play. Despite bill to guarantee the right to sue of symptoms (although admittedly During the question-and­ friends" and "He who does not the fact that it is long I would still a gay who has been beaten. He many of these recover), the total answer period that followed, lose his mind over certain things make an effort to go see it. It is opened the talk by telling the cost to society is even higher: a graduate student Brian Warr has none to lose." This conflict well worth the time and the money members of the audience (ap­ thirty billion dollar bill even if no pointed out that the long (two to with one's humanity is central to spent. parently excluding himself) that new cases develop. In two years, five years) incubation period of the play. Emilia Galotti will be presented -_they are participants in an experi­ he claims, this bill will multiply to AIDS makes any quarantine The drama takes place in the in the Dabney Lounge tonight, Ju- ment in relaxed sexual mores that 250 billion dollars. Development useless, as the vast _majority who eighteenth century in a small town ly 7th, at 8 pm; tomorrow, the 8th, has been conducted in America of a vaccine will take five years; have the disease now show no in Italy. The title character, played at 8pm, and Sunday, the 9th, at during the past thirty years. This "many of you will be parents by signs. In response, Dr. Cameron by Heather B. Humphrey, is a 7pm. experiment is a failure, he claim­ that time" he proclaimed (a non se­ replied that all gays, drug abusers, ed, and its worst result is the cur­ quitur as far as I can tell). It has and prostitutes should be forcibly do not do rational, caring things to­ presentation. Most talks given at rent freedom and tolerance enjoyed been proposed that the entire coun­ quarantined. As the gays alone day." Caltech by scientists are intelligent by gays. Dr. Cameron then delv­ try then be vaccinated, a procedure make up some 10% ofthe popula­ Several questioners suggested and informative, but not so this ed into an account of the more Dr. Cameron objects to on the tion (or 4 %, according to a survey that "safe-sex" education is a bet­ one. Dr. Cameron talked down to unusual sexual practices perform­ grounds that the vaccination may cited by Dr. Cameron in which ter solution and is already helping his audience, misused facts and ed by male hom6sexuals; this was kill ten thousand people, some people were asked whether their slow the spread of AIDS, but Dr. statistics with abandon (calling the greeted with raucous laughter from 0.004% of the population. siblings were gay), such a proposal Cameron denied this, stating that American Psychiatric Association the back of the room. He argued Dr. Cameron's alternative solu­ seems to me to be quite infeasible, homosexuals are all mentally "just a bunch of doctors", draw­ that these practices are·a threat to tion is to forcibly quarantine all as well as merely illegal. defective and cannot control their ing most heavily on surveys done public health, and accused gays of gays, drug abusers, and prostitutes When the illegality was pointed actions. by his own special-interest group), daily flying fresh African diseases "loose on the streets" with AIDS out, Cameron reminded us that In conclusion, he urged the and resorted all too often to cheap into the U.S. or Pre-AIDS symptoms. Such a people's rights were less important members ofthe audience to return shots, loaded phrases, and the Na- than their responsibilities; this was, to the morality of previous years, •tional Enquirer-style language of after all, the attitude of our Foun­ such as the 1940's. "I would like his group's pamphlets. ding Fathers. He did not point out to see a return to the censorship of Olive Walk to Close any Bill ofResponsibilities to back those days," he confided. To all this, many of his sup­ Caltech's administration, after discussion with the mc, has finalized this up. As for unpleasant "Nakedness is degrading porters in the audience responded plans to convert the Olive Walk into a pedestrian mall. The primary references to the Nazi era, us ...sexuality must be tightly as though attending a junior-high­ impetus behind the decision was concern for the safety of the people Cameron claimed that "through bound or it will destroy us." With school assembly. Between who use the Olive Walk on a daily basis. In the last three weeks, there 1934 the staunchest Nazis were a loud clinking of dropped beer Cameron's obvious homophobia have been two near accidents in which cars narrowly missed causing homosexuals, and homosexual bottles, the YAF crowd and their and the YAFers' sophomoric serious injury to pedestrians. In one case, a young mother, with her philosophies were very influential supporters went off to do his behavior, rational discussion ofthe infant child in a stroller, was almost struck by an automobile ap­ in Nazi philosophies." He follow­ bidding. topic was impossible. One hopes proaching from behind. In another instance, an automobile knocked ed with another plug for the that the talk's sponsors, should they down a faculty member, fortunately with no serious injury. "destruction ofthe homosexual in­ [The following is the author's continue to grace us with their The revised rules for the Olive Walk are: frastructure" and went on to say own reaction to the talk . ..] presence, will in the future respect 1) The Olive Walk will be closed to traffic on and after June 17, that "horrible things may have to Even knowing the subject and the intelligence of the Caltech 1985. Posts will be installed at the San Pasqual entrance by the be done three years from now ifwe sponsor, I expected more from this community. Bookstore. It will be reopened for one week at the beginning and end of each term for loading and unloading. It may be opened for special events, such as Interhouse, at the request of the Master of Student Carnation Prizes Announced Houses. 2) No driving or parking on the OliveWalk will be permitted ex­ The Committee on been awarded Prizes for the Taylor Lawrence <(ept for immediate loading and unloading. Undergraduate Scholarships and 1985-86 academic year: Sonny Lee 3) Vehicles not actively loading or unloading will be cited Financial Aid has awarded 36 Betsy Arnold David Long immediately. students Caltech and Carnation John Becker Umar Mahmood 4) Students in the undergraduate houses will be able to obtain keys Prizes ranging from $3,000 to Mihir Bellare Huy Nguyen for the locks from the house presidents and the house RA's. Other in­ $4,000. The awards are based sole­ Margaret Carter Stephan Pietrusiak dividuals may be given keys at the recommendation of the Master of lyon academic achievement and Peter Cho Janice Sakai Student Houses. outstanding research and are Arthur Duval Stephen Salser The administration and the mc also agreed upon other ways to available each year to any William Evans Susan Sharfstein reduce the difficulties the Olive Walk closure would create for the freshmen, sophomores or juniors Pamela Feldman John Simpson students. enrolled at the Institute. This year's Hideki Garren George Stecher Two loading zones will be built. One will be north of Winnett competition was exceptionally Simon Goldstein Myles Sussman Center, and one will be at the west side ofFleming and Dabney. These keen; the Committee's goal was to Adam Greenblatt Andrew Tikofsky will be zoned for 30 minute loading and unloading. identify and honor the "best and Everett Howe Scott Virgil The Houses will be given hand carts which can be used to transport the brightest" Caltech Stephen Hsu Joseph Yang items to and from the loading zones. Also, since house presidents and undergraduates. This year's win­ Jung 1m Joel York RA's will have keys, large or heavy items can be brought through the ners are to be partiCUlarly Randall Karnien Paul Young gate onto the Olive Walk by car. commended. Joseph Kovalik Hsiu-Tung Yu The following individuals have Santosh Krishnan Dennis Zaritsky "?- :rVN~ {G\~5 The Inside World I LETTERl ] Fleming: One more year down the drain of life. We, at Fleming, would like to thank all the seniors. W~ope you make it out by next friday and come back to get pay-floated. We've got Mr. Brown, Mr. Butler, Mr. Ching, Mikey, Mr. Ely, Steph, Ms. Flam, Chica-Baby, Uwe, Loaf, Ms. Liu, Mr. Lodman Thank You, Nancy (pay your bar bill), Mr. Martinez, Argus the Evil Dictator, Mr. Mainan, Mr. To the Editor: of us with children who couldn't We have also noticed that there Natter, Ms. Olich, Mr. Pitts, Beard, Mr. Schirato, Mr. Shah, Mr. Shannon, We, the undersigned residents previously open our doors on a seems to be a somewhat faster Mr. Tomlinson, Mr. Wang, Davey, Mr. Whitt, and Jimbo Wu. Also, good­ ofthe Villa Apartments, would like broiling hot day because we'd be response on the part of the bye to Jeff Hagen and Matt Zell, we'll miss you. to take a moment to acknowledge forever chasing our toddlers as maintenance people when prob­ Now for the big news, you've been following it all along, and now ....Flem­ lems need to be fixed. ing C-league, the domination concludes (till next year). We'd like to thank and thank Nancy Carlton for the they try to explore the walkways the other teams, the refs, the devoted fans and, of course, the team players. many changes and improvements and stairwells all by themselves! We also laud her efforts to Boom! Score! which have been made to our apart­ New carpeting in almost all the maintain friendly relations between We would also like to give a special thanks to Tom Bondy and Morgan ment complex since she took over apartments. her, her office staff, and ourselves. Gopnik, our very, very special R.A. 's, you'll always be welcome back, even as Housing Director. New paint jobs for the doors, Finally, although we realize with the little baby on the way. In particular, we would like to as well as some indoor repainting. that rent increases are inevitable Here it is, the last paragraph ofthe year: Matt and Adam offer cheesecake thank Caltech for the following: The new washing machines and from time to time, we are grateful that gets split three ways, and Jeff doesn't approve of casual sex; but the big First and foremost, the grass in dryers. for Nancy Carlton's support for question: Glory-Ann, Keating, 3 A.M.?, a dive downtown, Eating Out!?! The new hot water heaters. our request that the rent increases -Al Fansome the courtyard, the tree trimming, and other improvements to the This was especially welcomed by be delayed for a few months, and Lloyd: Why We Can't Go to the Shaker, or How I Once Lost a Bus landscaping. those of us who like to take we appreciate that Caltech chose to The following true story, related to me directly by its instigator, was a bit The new screen doors. With the showers midmorning, after a lot of do so. too ridiculous to keep to myself. To quote extensively one Praveen Asthana, heat of the summer approaching, hot water has already been used up. All in all, we would like to say "I grew up and attended high school in Zambia. It happened that I was we all appreciate this simple way We appreciate her interest in that the many improvements to our in charge ofa certain club when I was sixteen, and at one stage planned a of keeping our apartments cool­ our safety, as evidenced by the new apartment complex have made it a field trip for the group. I received the proper authorization, and was given and this is especially so for those anti-skid marks on the stairs. much nicer place to live. We wish the keys to a school bus the day before the trip. Nancy Carlton continuing success "As I had never driven a bus, I took advantage ofthe situation and did in her work as Housing Director. so that afternoon. I drove to a friend's house and went in to visit. His father Sincerely, 10 TilE ED/70!Z ,;/ arrived subsequently; as we had a club meeting that day, he drove us back -Jorge & Silvia Mandler to school for it. I had forgotten completely about the bus, you see, as I had never had a bus in my keeping-they're so easy to mislay, you understand. Jeff & Shannon Banks "The next morning we arrived bright and earlyfor ourfield trip. We waited Paul & Karen Dunlap awhile. The driver waited awhile as well, till he asked me for the keys (though About 40 other people he couldn'tfind the bus). It was at this point that I recalled myjoint ofyester­ with illegible signatures day. I handled the situation calmly, and infonned the driver that I had moved the bus-for safekeeping. No charges were pressed. " It is interesting to note that Praveen also loses cars. -J.P. Ricketts: Ricketts House is a nice place to live, except that there was a bug ~~ in my room on Wednesday. I think it escaped from the Hobart. I have a poem about bugs: T~ 11M: Bugs are everywhere, everywhere. They're creeping up the stair, 4'Et1tV'QI...... Edi-w~ They're crawling through your hair. Bugs! America hates bugs! >~....t. Oh yeah, we had a Bad Taste Party last weekend. We painted the curtains e:, t,.Jfff" ." green and served cheez-whiz, home-made cappuccino yogurt, and mushroom n~" O~ Wo,4~)\ & battery pie. Peter-Pete came dressed as a giant female crab, complete with asparagus. Some people didn't even have to dress up. After the vomitting con­ -t'''~ test everyone wore cereal boxes as hats and pretended that Mr. PotatoHead W'cl$ ONlH+a:J ." was President Reagan. Or maybe it was all just a dream. Mbro~ 2J.t "SStM. We After a wimpy break drum ringing attempt by the Frosh (which wasn't loud ;' ~: ii ! a~e. Vee.'( $I) enough to score a point), there was a pile. I guess organized ineptitude usually triumphs over apathy. More importantly, Shane's formerly dead wife is a drugged-up killer and Kimberly is going blind. Marlena wants to feed the police chieffrozen macaroni & cheese sandwiches, just like the ones she used to make for Roman. Melissa is trying to seduce her probation officer, but he just thinks of her as "jail bait." Anna seduces Tony to stop him from selling out of the Good Luck On Finals, ~_ U!JOCv, "'*~ J1 company, but Calliope ruins everything after the harpist leaves. Why can't RII)AV ~.1lfIlE. t~ real life be like that? -saxy Everyone!

Ruddock: We celebrated last Thursday after the Ruddock football machine barreled on to a strong second in Interhouse competition, making Calteeh history by clinching the Interhouse trophy. Yep. We did it. The whole hill of alfalfa ACHTUNG sprouts. After a series of crucial performances in all the sports, the deciding DO 1I0T ALLOW TO fALL I"TO ENEMY ""NOS victory over Page occurred even though the core ofthe team, Nathan "Butto" lit PAS LA'SS£R TOM8£R "U1 M"'NS DE L'£NN£MI Hurvitz, refused to take the field. Final Tally: 13-6, in a score that was more "'CUT '" fEINO£SHANU r ALLEN L"SSEN exciting than the game would indicate. Eddie was GOOD! Ruddock and Blacker got down that Saturday with a "Motown Mafia" theme, featuring the Young I-Publicans (what the hell does that mean, anyway?) and the Benders. The bash was a smash, thanks to the social teams of both houses, the bands, the people who helped out, and the party animals of Rud­ The Caltech Y Fly-by dock and Blacker. On the domestic front: Cinsy, Karla, Kurt, and Bushy-Bottom are making preparations for marriage (not to each other, though). Good luck on your new DECOMPRESSION- ventures! Meanwhile, the house awaits the descent of the dreaded high­ schoolers, coming soon to a hellhole near you. Welcome new RA's Ed and Amy Calliway! But also-good-bye, Rick and Popcorn, chili, movies, fruit, games, pastries, chili, Deb. We're going to miss you a lot. bagels, milk, hot cocoa, graffiti, chili, and more. And a -Wang-man Magician from 9 to 10 each night! Saturday and Sunday nights, June 8th and 9th. In Winnett Lounge, from 8 PM to Midnight. ~VflllGN- Upcoming- ~e. \,lIfOS1W. ,g\~I • Trips to the Hollywood Bowl. Watch for flyers during the ~icleW~d...... wt.k summer. ~A.t~~ Pre-School (pre-college?) High Sierras Backpacking ~ua;~.:_.Nie~ ~AA Trip. Sometime around the week ofSeptember 15th or 20th. Base camp in King's Canyon National Park. Who knows MviSGlt ~/ ..- ..' .. Ed THEASCITMOVIE where you'll end, .. Up? F'iPer _. _ y- •• TONIGHT at 7:30 and 10:00 ~i ~~~K! All summer long- Rent camping equipment for laughing­ - .-- .' .' ly cheap prices. (R,~!)

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Socialby SamNotes The pictures here are from the Ath formal on May 24. The event was a success­ lots ofpeople showed up! Many thanks to those who helped out, especially Janice Sakai, Biff "Fumi-bears" Yamazaki, Lisa Henderson, Diana Foss, and Jens Alfke. Things would have been impossible without you! The rest of the candid photos are on display in the Master's office. If you'd like copies of any of them, just make requests by name and photo number and leave them in the box provided there. You'll get them as fast as I can get them out. Posed portraits are also in! Come pick yours up from Sam Wang in 134 Ruddock, x3691. .

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by Josh Susser to prevent AIDS is to teach people infected person (as in sharing of in choosing sexual partners and even ifother forms ofbirth control A few years ago, a new disease how to avoid AIDS. This education unsterile hypodermic needles). practices. Drugs and excessive are used. Avoid swallowing or in­ came to the attention of the involves learning how AIDS is 3.) Uncommonly, by blood alcohol should be avoided, as they gesting semen. Avoid anal inter­ American public. This disease was transmitted, what practices involve transfusions or injections of can affect one's judgement during course, or any activity thatinvolves AIDS, or Acquired Immune Defi­ a high risk of contracting AIDS, clotting agents used by persons sex. Most importantly, Don't contact with feces. If anal inter­ ciency Syndrome. The purpose of and alternative practices to limit with hemophilia. Share Bodily Fluids. Safe Sex em­ course is a necessity, use a sper­ this article is to make the reader one's chance ofinfection. This sort AIDS is apparently not transmitted phasizes activities like hugging, micide as a lubricant. aware ofthe extent ofthe problem ofeducation is now what everyone through casual contact such as hug­ cuddling, kissing, fondling and Safe Sex may seem an in­ posed by AIDS, and to instruct in in the nation needs. ging, kissing, touching, etc. mutual masturbation as safe, fun, timidating challenge, but it is well sexual practices that will minimize According to a recent release erotic alternatives. For any sexual worth taking up. Consider that it is one's chance ofcontracting AIDS. from AIDS Project LA, the AIDS There are a number of recom­ contact, shower both before and your life that you are risking. Over the past few years, there virus, HTLV-3, appears to be mended guidelines for sexual ac­ after, and have being clean be part has been a slow advance in peo­ transmitted in the following ways: tivity that have been publicised as of the fun, too. For intercourse, Ifyou want to learn more about ple's awareness ofthe problem that 1.) Direct, probably repeated, "Safe Sex." For anyone who plans use both a condom and a sper­ AIDS or Safe Sex, you can contact AIDS presents. AIDS struck first intimate sexual contact with any on having any kind of non-marital micidal foam that contains an officer ofCLAGS, or call either at a few minority groups: sexually infected person, who mayor sex life, Safe Sex is very impor­ Nonoxyl-9 in at least a five percent AIDS Project LA at 800-922-AIDS active homosexual men, in­ may not show symptoms at the tant. Safe Sex means activities that concentration. 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