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Volume LXXXVII, Number 11 Pasadena, California Frida , December 13, 1985 Summer Renovation Vandals Strike by Bibi Jentoft-Nilsen The Housing Office and by Mark Montague department eventually finished the Physical Plant are currently draw­ The seven house party last cleanup. ing up plans for the summer Saturday was the scene of several The most expensive damage renovation of the South Houses. different incidents where property was done to labs in the basement The objective is to return "the was damaged or people were vic­ of Firestone; primarily to the houses to their original condition timized. All ofthese incidents were research of Dimitri Papamoschou, (or better)". This is a very exten­ caused by people's outright a graduate student (see letter on sive program and will include disrespect for the property of page 2). In his experiments, a many major renovations: redoing Caltech and its students. digital oscilloscope and guages the electrical and plumbing Probably the incident with the were smashed and some papers systems, repairing inside and out­ - Dabney after the bonfire just after emptied in the sub-basement. Ac­ improve laundry facilities and do ~ the spill, and he walked into the cording to Caltech Security, the general maintenance in the base­ ] cloud ofacid fumes thinking it was original estimated damage was at ment as well. The plan is to 0.. smoke. Fortunately, before he had least $28,000. However, some of renovate Blacker and Ricketts this completely inhaled, he realized that the oscilloscopes' screens may be summer, Dabney and Fleming next the cloud was acid, quickly exhal­ irreplacable, so the scopes will summer, and the basement ed, and ran out of the cloud. Even have to be replaced rather than sometime in between. Thousands of dollars of damage was incurred after fast action, he still had to repaired. There is some evidence The plans for renovation are Sunday morning when vandals smashed oscilloscopes and other equip­ spend Sunday in the hospital and that the vandals entered Firestone going to be finalized next term, so ment in the basement of Firestone. sustained fairly severe burns to his through the steam tunnels. Unless it is very important that students eyes, nose, and throat. Ifsomeone the door had been left unlocked, begin thinking about it now. The who had been drinking too much this would mean that a master key Housing Office wants student input Filmmaker to Teach to realize that the cloud was HCI, had been used. The main door was and is going to form a committee had found the cloud and inhaled also unlocked for a time during the of students to work with the Hous­ by Paul Gillespie trait of the Woman", which re­ more of the acid, the possibilty of party, however, so they may have ing Office and Physical Plant on Caltech students will have a ceived an Academy Award causing permanent lung damage entered that way. the program, choose furniture, etc. unique opportunity next term to nomination and won the New York would have been great. After the Three-hundred gallons of liquid Four million dollars will be spent study under veteran filmmaker Jill Film Critics award as the best spill had been found, the acid was nitrogen were spilled from a tank on this renovation; therefore it is Godmilow in H 131 : History documentary of the year in 1973. hosed down quickly and the fire continued on page 3 vital that students are satisfied with through Film. Godrnilowwill be in Her most recent work, "Far from the plans. residence at Caltech for the winter Poland," is a documentary on that Another major change at the quarter as a visiting Mellon Pro­ country's solidarity movement and Commentary Housing Office is that as of Mon­ fessor and, together with Professor has received very favorable atten­ day, December 9, students no Robert Rosenstone, will co-instruct tion at recent film festivals longer need to direct maintenance a course titled "The Documentary worldwide. Was It All Worth It? problems to the Housing Office. Film: An Inquiry into the Illu­ The course which Godmilow by David Hull pIe brought their own, for good Instead, any stud~nt with sionist Reconstruction ofReality." and Rosenstone are offering next I'd like to write a story about measure), I would say there was maintenance problems should call Over the past twenty years, term promises to be an unusual but how everyone came to the seven­ too much alcohol available too the Physical Plant directly (x4717). Godmilow has distinguished highly interesting experience for house plus Oxy plus Scripps plus cheap. As I understand, you got However, the Housing Office will herself in the filmmaking industry those who decide to enroll. God­ Area High Schools party and had your first four drinks free, and the continue to take care of room im­ as an editor, director, and producer milow's premise is that documen­ a fine time and got to meet people next four for two dollars. That's provements. Due to the large sum of highly successful documentary taries, while claiming to present and went quietly home. As we eight drinks for two dollars, which of money to be spent on the and dramatic films. Among other reality, are actually somewhat fic­ know, that's not quite what hap­ is enough to, shall we say, impair ~enovation project, not many room noteworthy credits, Godrnilow was tional in that they manipulate truth. pened. I'd like to give one view of most people's judgement and reac­ unprovements will be approved for the assistant editor for the two It is not that the documentary is un­ what did happen, and report some tions. Of course, if your tolerance ~outh House residents. This also highly acclaimed movies, "The true, merely truth limited. She feels ideas (mine and others') about what were higher, you could get another applies to Fleming and Dabney, Godfather" and "The Candidate," that since we all view documen­ went wrong. four for just $2 more. Short ofgiv­ although they won't be renovated and editor and director of the taries (anything from the evening I arrived late, at 10:30, for a ing it away free, this is one of the until the summer of 1987. documentary film "Antonia: A Por- news to the full-length documen­ shift as alcohol dispenser best bargains I've seen. tary film), it is important to know ("bartender" is definitely not ap­ Not only that, suppose you've how these films manipulate us. plicable). Earlier I had helped pick had your four drinks, and maybe During the class sessions, up the beer and liquor. There was two of them haven't hit yet, and which will meet on Wednesdays at enough hard liquor to fill a station you feel like having more. So you Social Note 7:30 p.m. and Thursdays at 1:00 wagon (and 20 extra gallons of buy your next four drink tickets, p.m., Godmilow will show a milk-sony Nancy), along with ten have another, and those other two by Sam Wang The party was in full swing, number of classic documentaries, kegs ofbeer. Altogether, well over start taking effect, and- hey­ The party Saturday was a suc­ and was a real success. In fact, it both her own and others, and $1000 worth ofalcohol. That's a lot you've got three drink tickets just cess! Guests from Oxy and was such a success that the analyze the workings ofeach film. of booze. hanging around. What is one to do? Scripps, as well as other off­ Pasadena Police Department, Deconstruction of these films will Come 10:30, the three of us I have a feeling that someone campus people, visited our campus without warning or warrant, came be aided by the presence of an behind the bar were getting rid of will point out that you don't have to party until late. in and cut our power at 1:00. This analytical projector, which will it as fast as we could serve it. A to get those last three drinks. At 8:45 , Psych 201 came on brought Fishbone's most popular allow the instructors to run the few rather large, rather drunkguys Maybe so, but ifyou're a little (or stage and entertained us with live­ song, "Party at Ground Zero," to continued on page 3 came through three or four times more than a little) drunk, and ly dance tunes such as "Surfin' the an abrupt end. The crowd was to order Long Island iced tea two you've got tickets for three drinks Nile." Lead singer Dave Foley disappointed, but dispersed Election Results at a time. The beer line seemed just that you've already paidjor, odds made liberal use of body paints, gradually, leaving the quad area The change in the Publications as packed. It didn't let up until are you'll drink. and for a fmale strung himself with ripe for cleanup by Rickettes and bylaw passed: Fishbone took the stage at 11:30. The point is, not only did the blinking colored lights and formed Dabney. Yes: 124 Now if your idea of good par­ low price encourage excessive a chorus line of Techers on stage. Extra security kept the situation No:21 tying is getting completely trashed drinking, so did the means of Shortly after ten, Zazou started in the party area well in hand. That The change in the Elections and on cheap drinks, you can stop selling. their set and were greeted with as night, problems with off-campus Procedures bylaw passed: reading right now. * ** much enthusiasm as Psych 201. guests cropped up unexpectedly Yes: 126 Having seen just how much Just as I finished serving The dance noor continued to fill as elsewhere, but some appeared to be NO:l drinking was involved (many peo- drinks, Fishbone was getting ready the band belted out dance songs for unrelated to the party and precau­ to play. Please let me point out that the crowd. tions will be taken at the next big I am not reviewing Fishbone. I was When Zazou left the stage, ex­ party to prevent them from happen­ there to dance and meet people- I citement built in anticipation ofthe ing again. left my critical ear at home. If I'd headline band, Fishbone. Overall, the bash went over brought it along, it might have suf­ However, during the wait, many well, and everyone who went had fered permanent damage from the Techers tired of warming a good time. The party was a great volume. They had that sound themselves by the bonfire at the chance to get together with people system cranked up pretty darned party, and took a break to go to a from local schools, relax, and en­ loud. more covert bonfire at Lake and joy some great dance music before Personally, I don't mind loud Cordova. They got back in time to the crunch of finals. The limit of music. But this wasn't just loud, it catch a set from one of the hottest four drinks per person and the was distorted beyond recognition at new local bands around, Fishbone, modest cover charge to non-ASCIT times. Usually, there's a bunch of and dance to songs like "Another members didn't dampen spirits, and party animals camped out right Generation" and "?" The floor was the catered food from Burger Con­ next to the speaker stacks trying to full as fans and dancers crowded tinental was a hit with the bands absorb every last decibel. This the stage, but additional bouncers and party guests. time, that area was fairly clear. Not kept any problems from coming Thanks to the ESC for putting only that, when people had to walk up. in lots of hours to make this party This spring will see the construction of a new five-story, 500 car parking through the area in front of the continued on page 4 structure on Wilson between Del Mar and San Pasqua!. Construction continued on page 3 should be completed within six months of commencement. 2 THE CALIFORNIA TECH Friday, December 13, 1985 If------OPINION------] ble the number ofathletic scholar­ Admissions ships for football players. The To the Editors: Faculty Committee agreed-from Last spring the IRC designated zero to double zero. six undergraduates to serve on the The Editors' D Sk The fact that Lin Parker's men Caltech freshman admissions com­ e rallied to win without several of mittee. Only after arduous inter­ One ofthe unique things about dent center or short of that, We are left with an inhospitible their best players, who were busy views and approval by the ASCIT Caltech is the relatively free reign remodelling Winnet Center to the edifice oflineoleum and concrete. studying, is a salute to the lack of BOD could the designations be that the administration gives to the point that it would play a greater The lounge is still not the kind of pressure on the part of our made. The admissions committee students. This lack of restraint im­ role in the social activity of the place students have, or over will OUtstanding coach. Now, if all the recently reduced their size, in­ posed by the "powers that be" is campus. At one point, president use when they're looking for a players graduate as presently cluding the removal of three almost universally appreciated by Goldberger went so far as to place to "hang out." planned, it will be a truly perfect undergraduates from their ranks.. the students. Students routinely publicly commit to giving the Eventually, we will have season. The committee chose to retain the carrying master keys, lack of a students a new center. Seemingly, another students center. Some Cordially, three seniors (Peter Ashcroft, campus alcohol policy, and large­ nothing stood in our way; if the generous Alumnus will fund it, or -Ned Munger Jeanine Gainey, and Frank Kragh) ly autonomous student houses are students could agree on a design, some concerned administrator will and drop three underclassmen manifestations ofthis relationship. the funding would be found. Plans push it to completion. In all [Ed. note: Professor Munger (Mike Taylor, Clea Bures, and The other side of this coin were made for committees and likelihood though, that is what pro­ played quarterback on the Univer­ Doug Roberts). However, the ad­ though, is that students are re­ surveys- students assembled wish duced our current building. We sity ofChicago team, a club team missions committee deemed it un­ quired to initiate things that would lists... it was all very promising. don't care; we're graduating in like our own, some years ago.] necessary and inappropriate to in­ be done for them at another One term later, However, the stu­ June. But for the rest of you ... form the released students oftheir university. dent center is back to the status it Vandalism decision. The matter was brought At the close oflast year, and the had a year or five years in other - Paul Gillespie to light in a rude manner. Miss beginning of this year, there was words, the pan has flashed and stu­ Peter Ashcroft To the Editors: Bures, a waitress at the talk of either building a new stu- dent attention has moved on. Early Sunday morning, right Athenaeum, noticed the committee after the party in the quad, some members eating a lunch to which the chairman volunteeered his opi­ Lin Parker serious vandalism took place in the she had not been invited. This was nion that a Rotation rule violation Firestone building. A group ofpeo­ Bonfire had occured. To the Editors: pIe got into the building, entered continued on page 6 To the Editors The root of these cases lies in In the glow of the bonfire the area of my experiment and In regards to the bonfire, thanks the changes recently made in the celebrating Caltech's first eight­ damaged expensive and hard to for the lesson guys! rules to make Rotation lesss game, undefeated season and its replace equipment. Then they THE CALIFORNIA TECH - Previous Arsonists mysterious for the freshmen. The stirring victory over Pasadena's broke into the instrument pool Volume LXXXVII • Number 11 gag rule, which prohibited any Police in the Charity Bowl, one room, which is unmarked and at an 13 December 1985 To the Editors discussion of Rotation, houses, must reflect on our good fortune in inconspicuous place, and smashed Oops! etc., was deleted to allow people having an ideal coach in Lin the screen of every oscilloscope EDITORS -Steve Gomez to express their personal views. In Parker. they could find. This is the third Peter Ashcroft • Paul Gillespie P.S. Thanks Bob. time in nine months that vandalism order to clarify all of the amend­ When the Faculty Committee FEATURES EDITOR ments the IHC chairman would on Athletics interviewed Coach occurs in Aeronautics and the se­ Steve Molnar Violations visit each house's rotation meeting Parker, the young applicant from cond time that my experiment gets It ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR To the Editors, to review them and to answer ques- Bullhead City, Arizona seemed damaged. can take weeks to John Fourkas On Wednesday the IRC acted . tions. When the chairman come to slightly disbelieving at the sugges­ bring an experiment like this back tion that he would never be fired to working status. Vandalism and PHOTO EDITOR upon the rotation rule violations by our Rotation meeting he neglected Kent Noble three individuals. All three were to bring a copy ofthe rules. Instead for losing. Freed ofthe bane ofcol­ theft have cost more than $25,000 convicted and received varying he recited them from memory. He lege coaches and unpressured by to Aeronautics in 1985. SPORTS EDITOR Michael Keating degrees of punishment. also stated that it was permissible alumni, Coach Parker has striven The fact that the vandals knew This decision was reached after for upperclassmen to tell freshmen to bring out the best in every stu­ where the instrument pool room is, REPORTERS a lapse of eight or nine weeks what they had done when they went dent who reported for football, strongly suggests that they have John Beck • David Bruning whether or not he was totally lack­ some accomplice or accomplices Diana Foss • John Haba between the alleged violations and through Rotation. David Hull • Bibi Jentoft-Nilsen It the recent IHC meeting. It was on­ The following two cases in­ ing in experience, or was too light, related to Caltech. would be very John Mann • Brian J. Warr ly during the latter half of this volved specific rules. Individual A or too small for other teams. unfortunate if Caltech under­ Ed Zanelli • Marty Zimmennan period that the IRC began to con­ was accused of having told fellow Characteristically, in the Bowl graduates are involved in this kind Steve Gomez of malicious acts. Undergraduates duct its investigation. The case in­ freshmen of past Rotation results. Game at PCC, Coach Parker made PHOTOGRAPHERS volved a large number of freshmen Exaamination of rule 5 (p. 111 of it a point to start players who had are widely known to respect the Matthias Blume • Teresa Griffie and upperclassmen participating in the little T) seems to imply that the never started this year. honor system and it would be a Chris Meisl • Rod Van Meter pre-season sports. Only a total of rule was intended for up­ The most obvious tribute to shame if a small, demented group Min Su Yun four individuals were actually perclassmen. Under a new IHC in­ Lin's personality is that 47 Caltech of them spoil that image. The BUCKAROO REVIEWS questioned by the IRC. The re­ terpretation, individual A, who was students suited up this year. Our responsibility for such violent acts Matt Rowe is shared by those who know the mainder ofthe testimony was sub­ not aware that he was on trial, was almost 10% of the male students THE INSIDE WORLD mitted in the form of second-hand found guilty. playing football far outshines the vandals but don't dare point them Blacker: Jim Bell or even third-hand hearsay. Several Individual B was accused of famous football factories. out. Dabney: Mike Roberts individuals bave complained to me having told freshmen not to select The contrast with a previous Events like this indicate that the Fleming: Matt Himmelstein of being unexpectedly questioned certain houses as one of their coach is striking. I remember when honor system is in serious trouble. Lloyd: Nicole Vogt by the chairman. One interrogated choices or else they would be the latter announced on his first day The fact that Aeronautics gets hit Page: David Bruning person who was asked about the chosen by that house. When ques­ at Caltech that he wanted to dou- continued on page 6 Ricketts: Saxy Workman 'Page House Rotation rule viola­ tioned about the events of several Ruddock: Sam Wang tions' claimed to have been tole that months past, he did not recall say­ he was 'not very helpful' when he ing this, but did not discount the BUSINESS MANAGERS could provide no information. Fur­ possibilty. The IHC did not have The Caltech Y Fly-by David Goldreich .• Jed Lengyel thermore, before any formal vote, continued on page 6 CIRCULATION MANAGERS John Hart • Brad Solberg Friday...December 13th Greg Susca PRODUCTION Noon Concert-A surprise band from Hollywood-Lions & Nick Smith Ghosts. Lunchtime on the Quad. Bring a friend and a lunch. 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Caltech community in general, but closed down for noise complaints, *** only to those actually enrolled in (true, this doesn't take a lot-my I'm not saying the party was a the course. This is in contrast to frash year on PCDE Blacker and complete disaster, though in some past years ofH131, and is primari­ Ricketts alone drew noise com­ ways it was. The quad was the ly because the class will be very in­ plaints from San Marino) it's still usual post-party shambles, wind­ teractive, with frequent discussion safe to say that the band didn't have shields and oscilloscope screens interspersed throughout each film. to be that loud. were broken, power in the student ~ Class enrollment is not restricted, houses was shut off, and the whole v; *** ..r;;; and interested students are en- Finally, I'd like to mention the thing was shut down by the cops. ~ couraged to add the class as early crowd. First, people seemed to stay All in all we suffered about .£ as possible. If you have questions pretty much with their own kind. $30,000 in damages, last I heard. ~ about the course contact Dr. Once you discount jailbait and Plus over $1000 in booze, plus -a Rosenstone in 137 Baxter. women who came (and left) with God knows how much for bands. Jill Godmilow, a veteran filmmaker, will be teaching a class at Caltech dates, the ratio wasn'treally much And I would hazard a guess that during the winter quarter. better than usual either. But most­ not very many Techers got to meet ly, there were some pretty rowdy very many people from other col­ people there, to say the least. leges. Also, those of us who were Please note that I'm not trying enjoying the dancing (you didn't to put down Oxy or Scripps or even have to slam dance if you kept an our area high schools. I have no eye out) didn't enjoy the abrupt idea where anyone came from. finish. The dance area was the most The problems are not limited to violent I've ever seen (granted, I this particular party. I have doubts haven't seen a lot). There were about the whole lots-of-booze-and­ some large people out there, and bands-on-the-quad idea. the overall atmosphere was one of I'm not against alcohol at par­ alcohol and adrenaline. "Mad ties, I'm not against loud music, Skanking" is what Fishbone called and I'm not even against rowdy it, which is to say slam-dancing to behavior. The beerball party at ska. This is not an inherently evil Harvey Mudd had all three, and idea, but it is dangerous. though it wasn't perfect, I thought I personally don't know if it worked a lot better than this one. anyone was injured dancing, but I This is not an indictment of sure wouldn't be surprised. ASCIT, or Sam Wang, or of any True, there were a lot of peo­ of the people who put in a lot of ple who were there specifically to work to try to make the party a slam around to tunes like "Ugly" good one. However, I believe that and "Jelly." 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Earlier in Chronos Hopi title translates roughly to "life scored by Michael Steams, which episode 3 (Naomi returns to party up), the 7 house party happened. Mitsubishi IMAX Theater out ofbalance" or "life at odds with may come as a relief to those who Fishbone happened loudly. No football happened. And it was the night Museum of Science and Industry nature." Much of Chronos seems don't care for the music of Philip the lights went out in Georgia er, Blacker. But wait, there's more! Chronos is the newest film very similar to the other fIlm; some Glass, who scored Koyaanisqatsi. Assorted Moles could be found stringing cranberries, popcorn, & showing at the Mitsubishi IMAX scenes are almost identical. It Chronos and Koyaanisqatsi are fingers (oops!) whilst strains of Christmas songs filled the lounge. Theater. As the title suggests, the seems like Chronos is Fricke's both good films. They offer in­ WHAT AN AWESOME TREE. Although Santa didn't show due to film plays with our perception of translation of the other film to the teresting mixes of music and im­ a previous engagement in Japan, the OMC's eggnog did. And there time and takes us on excursions IMAX format. Even if it isn't, the ages which are unlike any other were gifts bestowed, carols sung...On numba five day ofCrizmuz, my through it. It was directed by Ron similarity invites comparison, and films I have seen. Although futu gave to me; five BIG FAT PIGS...hey Bill, gone through that book Fricke, who was the cinema­ Chronos doesn't measure up Chronos has its shortcomings, it is yet? Susan R's fashion show coming soon.. .listen to the duck. Ah yes, tographer of the recent film thematically. an astoundingly beautiful film and and history inevitably repeats itself...the annual question of the six­ Koyaanisqatsi. Both films make Chronos shows us the grandeur I highly recommend it. man lift, the annual answer given by Rob Fatland. Curiosity killed the extensive use of time-lapse and ofnature as well as the great works Also playing at the IMAX are: green Bradfrosh, yup, fer shur. Long live the cold drowning third world slow-motion photography, as well of man, and then goes on to The Dream is Alive (fascinating nation, losing only to the two super powers with many nuclear as other visual effects. While work­ ridicule people running up and footage taken from space shuttle warheads. Next week: episode 117 (Naomi opens fire on the nucular ing on Koyaanisqatsi, Fricke was down escalators in time-lapse like flights) and Speed (which follows expresso bar, only to be thwarted by the mad hair-sucking foxes from attracted by the technical superiori­ Koyaanisqatsi, so the focus is lost. the development of machines to outer space). Don't miss it! ty of the IMAX format and decid­ Although Koyaanisqatsi comes off make people move faster and -Huh? A little more bass. ed to apply the techniques he was as a misanthropic visual diatribe, faster, and is less interesting than Dabney: Our surprise announcement last week, which concerned our using to it. Thus Chronos was it has a discernible point. Watching the other two films). acquisition ofBeatrice Corporation, has led to a great deal ofin-fighting. born. Current President and Chief Executive Officer C. Everett Howe has It is a spectacular film, which met with three nearly fatal "accidents," widely considered to be power tours us around Four Comers and plays from below. Some have even gone so far as to call into question through the Grand Canyon, then to the propriety of the mystery-shrouded appointment of your faithful the ruins of ancient Egypt and an­ writer. Far be it for me to editorialize, but those are nice kneecaps cient Greece. The film continues you've got there; be a shame if someone set them on fire. thorugh various periods ofWestern One of our chief goals in controlling Beatrice and thus the world history, giving an impressive is to replace the unsightly stain upon the face ofthis earth that is analog display ofart and architecture from recording with the awesome depth and startling clarity that is digital other times. As time goes on and audio. we approach the present, increas­ Executive Director ofGumby-Related Operations Steve "Executive ingly frequent use of time-lapse Director ofGumby-Related Operations" Gomez has asked that the new speeds up the motion, in tune with Dabney Associates Research Building in Mozambique be redesigned the increasingly urban scenes. The to look like a giant Gumby. His motion was, of course, immediately film also jumps around in time approved. more and more, expressing con­ -'1" nections between the old and the Executive Public Relations Technician new. Fleming: Fleming House slam-dunked yet another penthouse party A problem with Chronos is that ]5 Friday night. Rumor has it that the bar even made a drink that didn't it is too much like Koyaanisqatsi ~ taste like something else. .. and, at the same time, not enough Luckily the 6-house party came along to give us a chance to cool like it. Koyaanisqatsi, which down after a real party. Hopefully the infants from those other schools Fricke did not direct, uses Fricke's finally got their destructive urges sated. Next time, Linda, lock the visual effects to illustrate the other two deadbolts. ~randeur ofnature and the folly of The Big Red Steamroller flattened Dabney on Sunday, continuing mdUstrial society - its destructive Craig Prouse shows just what an Iron Maiden muscle shirt will do for a Fleming's fine tradition ofathletic domination. The Boys were allowed man. to squeak by in swimming this week in order to keep them from be­ coming too discouraged. Congratulations to the Fleming swim team for a job well done. Poor Barry and Mike are under the mistaken impression that "end of the year" means "end of the calendar year." Silly frosh. WE DELIVER Next week it's finals, and then the party moves to the home front. Divide and conquer, as they say. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, as they also say. Ingredients: Until next year (and the Fleming House/Las Vegas extravaganza), Pepperoni Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and remember: after you've passed Sausage Beer & Wine it, it becomes trivial. Salami -AI Fansome Meatballs Lloyd: Hello? Hello? This is Radio HQ calling all you warm bodies Canadian Bacon out there. Fringe skirmishes occurred on all fronts this week, with Tropically taking a decisive lead. Valhalla, alley of"if a thing's worth Ham Sandwiches singing, it's worth oversinging" was showered to a familiar hue, while Anchovies "Khan and the Chakkas" scored with the style points. Did Jean find Mushrooms out about the 23 seconds? And why is John so quick? Alley decorating Black Olives is still to come (I hope), let's see more mistletoe. Bell Peppers Salad Bar So it's gonna be second term, right? You're just back, not much Onions work, and you still want to party. Say no more, then, but go on the first ever Lloyd House Ski'n Snow trip to Big Bear. Sign up now for Tomatoes fun stuff. Social members, this means you too. But Garrett has to do Pineapple the dishes, and no whining. Dave will teach us the do's and don't's of Jalapenos PIZZA Daily Specials going on slopes, while Carols demonstrate the art of snow tennis. Garlic Signing off, ski Ursa Major. Sayonara, muchachas ... -J.P. Page: We welcomed two new members to Page House this week. CALL 792-5984 Candy has already been satisfying one member's sweet tooth, while Joe Fierro was welcomed by both Page and the Flem trespassers. It 524 S. LAKE AVE. PASADENA was a great week in the pool as the Flems were trounced, even in their best events, good try Randy. Congrats to butt Banger and Coop on Just north of California their Interhouse records, and better luck next year Sara. Again this week, the triple has seen the list ofhusband-seekers grow. IALL You CAN EAT SPAGHETTI FOR ONLY $2.991 Go Christie! The drunken Canadian struck again during the 7-house party. His term bill will be inflated thanks to his purchase of a glass 10% DISCOUNT WITH STUDENT ID door. NOT VALID ON DELIVERY OR ANY COUPON OFFER. Page would like to thank the Flems for the contribution ofbeer last .•.•._._._._._._._.-._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._.-._._._._._._._._.- weekend. Missing from the seven house festivities were MKB's friends; rumors abound concerning his fish & crepe Suzette diet. The Barbarian still believes that he is Rambo, and against all odds increased Boster's FREE $3.00 smile. In next week's issue, follow the continuing saga of the Greek $2.00 in pursuit of his Hawaiian dream. 6-Pack Soda Michael's a wimp!!!!! - The Big Bruiser OFF With Minimum OFF Ricketts: -Saxy Any Large $10.00 Purchase Any Large Ruddock: - "Hard to Believe" Harve Pizza • NOT VALID WITH ANY Pizza! I OTHER COUPON OFFER. .Minimum of 3 Toppings I I ONE COUPON PER PIZZA • ONE COUPON PER PIZZA ONE COUPON PER PIZZA i • COUPON EXPIRES 1-10-86 I COUPON EXPIRES 1-10-86 COUPON EXPIRES 1-10-86 i -.~._._._._._._._._._._:_._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._.-._._._._._._._. 6 T_H_E_C_A_L_I_FO_R_N_IA_T_EC_H F_ri_da~y~,_D_e_c_e_m_b_er_13...:.,_1_9...... ;.81 potential victim. Unless something Violations Admissions is done, it is not hard to imagine from page 2 that next time the vandals hit they from page 2 might cause not only property the opportunity to question his ac­ her first and only hint that the com­ damage but personal injury too. cuser or gather more information. mittee did not include her. The administration has to face Individual B was found guilty. Stirling Huntley and the the hard facts and decide on a ma­ Individual C was not accused of Caltech freshman admissions com­ jor revision of the honor system. breaking any specific rule but of mittee have blatantly demonstrated There is no point in keeping a 'violating the spirit ofthe rules.' It a lack of respect for the three system that can do more harm than was decided that his action did not students who were sloughed from good just for the glory of it. break any specific rules, but their the committee. Furthermore, they - Dimitri Papamoschou total effect was against the spirit. disregarded the entire proces.s of Graduate Student, Aeronautics Some of his acts included taking the IHC interviews by autocratical­ freshmen on a seven-house tour ly keeping the students whom they during pre-season, and volunteer­ deemed most qualified and ing information to a freshman representative ofthe undergraduate about what he had done during body. "Hell, Stirling. Let's just Rotation. The IHC decided that keep the seniors." . Write these actions were committed with This wise committee also the intention of influencing the decided to admit early decision decisions of freshmen. The up­ candidates without consulting any perclassmen who provided the of the undergraduate committee for seven-house tour did not state any members. opinions concerning the houses. I suggest that the institute make Does this mean that individuals the admissions committee one en­ giving pre-frosh tours ofthe houses tirely composed of faculty. This during third term must carefully would keep everyone - students, the govern their thoughts and inten­ faculty, prospective freshmen ­ tions lest the omnipotent IHC take from mistakenly believing that action? Or should these students Caltech administrators actually not obey the rule interpretations of value the input of undergraduates. Tech Vito, the killer pimp, catches some party action. the chairman? - Michael Keating In order to prevent any future Page House occurences the rules must be clarified to all house members. This is especially important since Vandalism the IHC decided again to make from page 2 amendments to the rules. Further­ so often is simply due to the easy more, it is the responsibility ot the access anyone can have to the chairman and all members of the building and its facilities. Other IHC to conduct and efficient and buildings with limited access have impartial investigation immediately not been hit as hard. The ineffec­ following any alleged violations. It tiveness of the Caltech Campus is futile to debate the wisdom ofthe Security further worsens the recent decisions. Instead, let this be situation. a productive lesson for next year's One is left with feelings of in­ Rotation and IHe. security and helplessness. The - Warren Gada honor system, as it is today, does Page House President nothing to protect the victim or collegiate crossword

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Jim Helgren came out children. Thanks to a lot of fans, pressive runs to score two quick like a tiger and scored 12 of the some local merchants, and both touchdowns and tie the score at 26. first 16 points, giving Caltech a one football organizations, the game Coach Parker decided to give up on point lead at halftime. Senior Cap­ was a great success. the fancy plays and started hitting tain Brian Porter and Ed Zanelli The game itself was well worth our opponents with a lot ofrunning brought the team home down the the admission price (one brand new plays. The strategy worked, and stretch with good inside and outside toy). In one of the toughest games the drive culminated with Martin play. Porter and Helgren each Caltech has had this season, the Brouillette diving into the end zone finished with 16, and Zanelli Beavers came out on top, 40-26. after one of the longest and scored his lowest point total ever The excitement started on the toughest drives the offensive line against Pacific Christian, pouring opening kickoff when Caltech at­ had made all year. in only 27. tempted an on-sides kick. It almost The defense stopped all of the Saturday the Alumni came to worked, but the ball didn't seem to last ditch efforts by the police to get town. Chris Kyriakakis led the want anything to do with us back into the game, and Caltech Alums to a six point halftime lead. Techers and somehow found a cop added some insurance points when But Zanelli and Porter came alive amidst five of our players. Our Aram scored another touchdown again to lead the Beavers to vic­ defense rose to the occasion, late in the fourth quarter. This was ~ tory. Z had 20, and Porter however, and stopped the police the last game of the season, and scored 18. dead in their tracks. capped an undefeated season for In the J. V. game, Stu Peebles Near the end of the first half, the Battling Beavers. and Tom Heer led the Alums to a Caltech held a 14-12 lead, thanks two point win despite outstanding to a great run by Don Thomas, a The following players were OJ performances by Adam Slovik (13 J5 pts) and Aram Kaloustian (14 pts). long pass to Steve Roskowski, and awarded plaques at the annual foot­ o acouple of missed extra points on ball banquet. Co-captains were z Wednesday night, Caltech the other side. With time running Dave Brinza, Mike Burl, and Don ~ played host to LIFE College, and short, Coach Parker decided to run Thomas. Coach's award went to :><: despite good efforts from Bill a trick play. The Quarterback Steve Collins. Aram Kaloustian E Gustafson, Porter and Zanelli lost pitched the ball wide right to Gene won the Wheaton (MVP). Rookie ~ by 11. The margin was only four Tashima, who turned back to the ofthe Year was Craig Jahnke. MIP -§. points with three minutes remain- left and hit a wide open receiver went to Dwight Erard. Best ing, at which time Caltech were with a beautiful pass for a Defender was awarded to Martin forced to foul. Thanks to the fans who have touchdown. The receiver just hap­ Brouillette. Jonathan Brown got The interhouse swimming and diving meet was held this week. Christie pened to be the Quarterback on the Best Back and Scott Miskovish, Cooper (Pal set new records in the women's 50-yard free style (26.34 s) supported us thus far, including play, Aram Kaloustian. The extra Best Lineman. Raul Turcios and 100-yard 1M (1 :08.85). Boyd Bangerter (Pa) set the new mark in the Deirdre, Ed, Tracy, Marc, and point missed wide right, and the received the award for the most men's 50-yard free style (22.64 s). Above, Heidi Langeberg dives for numerous others. 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II------WHAT GOES ON-----'------j $Financial Aid Forms$ Hanukkah Freshman Humanities Political Internment Bell labs 1986-87 Fman' CI'al Aid Appll'ca- T' h' h th' h f All Freshman sections of The Beckman Internship will be The deadline for applying fQI tl'ons fior undergraduate students Hanukkah,omg tISsot ethesevenusual mgFridayto Humanities will be increasing thelr . aVaI'1abl e fior the summer 0f 1986 . AT&T Bell Labs summerdresearcJi are here! The applications, along night extravaganza will begin at the enrollments by 4-6 students and Lit ThIS" mternsh'lp, supported b y program for minorities985an Fw01l1eli with miscellaneous "fun" forms will special early time of4:00 pm. The 9 will allow an additional 14-16 friends ofDr. Beckman, pays a sti- is December 31, 1 .' or ap. be aval'lable I'n the Financial Aid festivities will include candle students in. If you wish to enroll pend of$2,600. It allows a selected plications and informatIon, con~ Office on Monday, December 9, lighting, a briefprayer service, and you must show up the first day of Intern to spend the summer work- 08the Parsons-Gates.Career Development Center' 1985. DON'T LEAVE FOR food. So be at the Caltech Bayit, class with an Add Card. You can- ing in the office ofa politician and HOME WITHOUT IT! 350 S. Wilson, at 4 pm, or call not register for these classes on to see from the inside the process ~ ~ ~ Scholarship$$$ x3966 for information. Registration Day. of government. The Intern is ex- The American Society ofNaval Master's Tea pected to make arrangements with Engineers is awarding scholarshipal The Master of Student Houses let's Party! the appropriate political persons. It of $1,750 for the 1986-871 cordiallly invites a~l Dad never threw ME a party Room and Board is open to any Techer who intends academic year. The renewable undergraduates to the Master s like this! Even ifI once was a pro- All Undergraduates living at to be a Caltech undergraduate next scholarships are for junior and Tea, today, Friday th~ 13th, at digal son. Instead oftonight's CCF Caltech on-campus housing (North year. If interested, contact Gary senior undergraduates. There are l 2:30 pm in the Master s Office. meeting we will be having an end and South Houses and Marks Lorden, Dean of Students, or also I-year, non-renewable'l ofterm party. Meet at 7 pm at 210 House) and off-\ampus housing Jeanne Noda, Associate Dean, scholarships for graduate students, Thomas to arrange rides to Allen (Off-Campus houses, 150 South x6351, or come to the Dean's Of- Applicants must be U.S. citizell8,! Party leftovers Gee's house at 1609 S. San Gabriel Chester and 1170 East Del Mar) fice, 102 Parsons-Gates. Financial need is not a requiremem There is a lot ofbooze and mix­ Blvd. Be there or be Arnold will be billed for second term room but may be taken into considera. er left over from Saturday's party. Schwarzenegger! and board charges on their Bridge Tournament tion. For additional information I have gin, triple sec, sweet & sour, Going Overseas? November month's student account So you missed the tournament. contact the Financial Aid Office, tonic water, and drink cups. If statement. In addition to a full term Don't despair! You can still play on Application Deadline: February Students can obtain an Interna­ anyone wants some, the ESC will room charge ofeither $495.60 (on- Monday nights at the Red Door 15, 1986. • tional Student Identity Card (ISle) be selling it all at cost. campus houses, off-campus Cafe (see other announcement). Space Scholarship from the International Desk, first houses) or $537.60 (apartment Winners were Jeff Goldsmith, Jeff The National Space Club wiD Also, there were four half-kegs floor Winnett, directly opposite the of beer untapped. The manager at complexes and Marks House), the Stern, Jim Bys and Walter award a $7,500 scholarship toa California Tech publications Housing office will assume that Hamilton. Second place to Joe college science or engineering stu. Liquor Bam won't take them back empire. (there's a no-refund law), but is students will remain on a board Williams, Christie Cooper, Bob dent for the 1986-87 acade~ keeping them in cold storage. They Bylaws Results plan similar to the one they chose Shoemaker and Tim Cotter. year. The scholarship is in memOty can be bought by any ASCIT for first term and students will be of Dr. Robert H. Goddard, The change in the Publications member at adiscount this week and charged accordingly. For example, Math Prize America's rocket pioneer. bylaws passed, 124 Yes, 21 No. ifyou are currently on a lunch-only For its 50th anniversary, the Applicants must be U.S, next. Contact Sam Wang in 220 The change in the Elections and plan, you will be billed for lunch Courant Institute of Mathematical citizens, at least juniors in college, Ruddock or call x3691 or x6182 Procedures bylaw passed, 126 Yes, for further' information. only for second term. Students who Sciences has initiated a competition who intend to pursue graduate a 15 No. The Big T and parliamen­ wish to change their meal plan for in mathematics. Full time undergraduate studies in scienceIt tarians everywhere thank you all. second term must do so by the end undergraduates may ente~ by sub- engineering. ofthe first week ofsecondterm (by mitting original solutIOns t.o Applicants should apply by let. 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