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By Steve Underwood Although they were topped at followed Dy Tauna Jecman's the top, Dutch depth was too 19:10 in fourth. Theresa much for Alma or anyone else at Cheetham (19:24) and Sue /l\ * mm the fifth annual MIAA Champion- DeSanctis (19:30) raced to the m • ** ships at the Holland Country line in fifth and sixth respective- Club last Saturday. By nabbing five of the top nine Then Karen panse, comming ^ H places, Hope continued their back from an injury, clinched the first-ever league-race with 27 triumph with her ninth place points, ousting the defending 19:50. Amy Strieker and other champion Scots by 13, in cold, injury-rebounder, Missy Flemm- wet, windy conditions. Calvin ing, rounded out the Hope varsity was a respectable third, putting with their 18th and 19th place up 60 markers, while Kalamazo finishes. (114) and Albion (138), were well Five more Dutch crossed the back in fourth and fifth respec- line soon after. Tammy Taylor tively. was a well-spent 22nd in 20:40, \ Since the orange and blue won followed by Deb Heydenburg the dual-meet season with a 4-0 (24th, 21:04), Deb Burda (29th, record, they also claimed their 21:23), Ky Boundy (30th, 21:46), first outright MIAA title since and Karol Troupe (39th, 23:13). womens' cross-country began as Hope would like to aim for a an official conference sport in few other "firsts" yet this fall. If 1981. The Scots, meanwhile, saw they can run as well at the Great their four-year reign as MIAA Lakes Regional in Terre Haute, queens come to an end. Indianna, (Rose-Hulman, host), Alma did take the first two they could make their innaugural places. Perhaps disappointing trip to the NCAA Division III Na- any Hope fans who had their tionals! Only Diane Boughton money on one of their array of (now Underwood) has ever gone Hope College Anchor Volume 98, Number 11 November 13, 1985 contenders for individual honors. to nationals (as an individual); But the Dutch took control of the no Hope team has ever advanc- meet by sweeping the next four ed. The Regional will be next spots. Dependable Dana Saturday. Barsness roared in third at 19:08, Congress Hears About Parking

Congress also received letters indirect mpans i havp anomntoH J .. from Director of Public Safety to addre^ p^ph nf f nf attemPted assigned that their cars will Futurist Competition Ray Gutknecht and Vice PresN in the orripr that concerns neither be driven nor parked off dent of Finance William Ander- Reorder that they appeared m the established driveway- son regarding the parking pro- "Doi-irj « Parking areas. Announced S CU r T e area east of Parkview blem on campus. These letters rentlv t " a ^ The Honeywell Corporation were in response to a letter ap- " to students Apartments is currently Federal Each of the three essays should has launced its fourth annual 1 the r be lnnin la, d lhu s be 500 to 750 words long. proved by Congress at an earlier Sfc 1 p^!! t 8 g ?1 t not belong to the Futurist Awards Competition, a meeting. rv> ? j- ^or Per" co^ege. However, one temporary Completed essays must be contest that invites college adju ted to the re arkin postmarked no later than The letter, drafted by mofnf™ fl " P g site is scheduled to be studetns to write essays about e ye P rking 0 e ned f December 31,1985. In January, a representative Dirk Weeldreyer, nprm i«,iri tn f h f P ( or students before technological advancements W1 nter s panel of top Honeywell scientists expressed Congress' concern r 1 t ets in. The proposed site they foresee in the year 2010. Ten about the lack of parking spaces vpar an^lled throughout the is located in the area of 94 and 100 and engineers will judge the winners will earn $2,000 and the 5 6 15 Wh0 EaSt 9th Street 0nce this site is essays on the basis of creativity, on campus and Jfact thatnear Lncel their np^ ^ " H . - chance to work for Honeywell 6 reim d vel 0 ed into a feasibility, clarity of expression ly 125 more parking permits had ^ fnr thP P^ nV fh " ® . P parking lot, it bur next summer. For the first time, and legibility. been issued than there were nnth? theirper- should accomodate approx- one of these will be chosen top spaces available. It proposed a ^ainf® ?" !l amount of time imately twenty-four additional Winners will be announced in winner and will receive an addi- number of ways in which the pro- nprm t m the year. Cost of spaces for students to park. early February, and each of the tional $8,000 for a total prize of Twenty six additi nal a ten winners will receive a two- blem could be alleviated " - « P ^ $10,000. somewhat. u f ? . year. To date, there ing spaces were recently assign- day, all-expense paid trip to 0 The contest is open to all full- 61 0 ed for students in the Dow Lot Honeywell's headquarters in Anderson's letter dealt ilfa npr-it^r ^ ^ ?^^ time students at any accredited ed to stud Minneapolis. The grand-prize primarily with the great finan- than fhiT t " ents number 14. Our department con- college in the United States. cial burden that purchasing h.mH'h ct!1!]ief yea» f1Ve ducts an ongoing survey of col- winner will be announced at this students currentl ave ie e Students are asked to leap ahead time. more parking lots would place on nark^ncr y h g parking lots and has deter- 25 years and write essays predic- 0r eir mined that it is not feasibl For additional information the College. He stated that the vehiclef OPsTonL H n e to ting developments in two of six C ge rea sl n write: Futurist Rules, P.O. Box railroad was asking an narkino f^ ( ? g anymore faculty-staff technological areas: electronic unreasonable price for the pro- rfnti t Pace s for students cur- parking areas to student parking 2010, 600 S. County Road 18, Min- t communications, energy, and eas a this time neapolis, MN 55426 or call toll perty the College has been look- thtri fivp Th?."^ "" ? ?[ ' - faculty-staff, aerospace, computer science, no ean e free 1(800)328-5111, extension ing at to purchase for this pur- tuprJ ^ , ? l ? students, are not guaranteed manufacturing automation or of- pose. , ki ^re snrty"^lve students parking spaces by virtue of hav- 1523. fice automation. A third essay S Ce t0 P rk ing a parkin ermit but ar Even if the price of a parking fhplr lh?.! l ?u . n g P e must address the societal impact 3 a SUr ed arkin permit were raised to $100, it manv rpekfpVpVItnri t h 1 r ( P g spaces by im- of the technological predictions. would take 10 years before the art student vehicles plication. Students are currently ca pus for a property would be paid for, he nf rp ° °" ™ n variety allowed to park in snow removal reported. He stated his expecta- a JfrtT, .. J^e coliege does "ot areas in Siberia Lot number six y wntten a an ee tion that most students would nf^ „ 8" / t that and will be allowed to do so until staff areas on such nights must ParklPg spaces will be provided snow removal begins "I hope that I have addressed rather put up with the current in- be removed from faculty-staff from our department's stand- convenience than to pay such for those having permits and "Our department monitors areas no later than 9 a.m. the point the concerns you have prices. such assurance is by implication the college parking lots nightly following day. Our department an presented. Long range plans for Following is the text of the let- .. d to date, there have always will notify the switchboard additional parking lots are being ter sent to the students by Parking spaces at cottages been a dozen or more parking operator on such nights that all considered. Our department has Gutknecht: are currently restricted in spaces open in Siberia Lot student parking areas are full so number and assigned to students number six and 14th Railroad lot and will continue ta apprise the "I have received your letter that students can receive this in- college administration and expressing the concerns over on a 'first come' basis. The number 15. If all student lots are formation by calling the grounds department of parking S gne SpaCeS at a ful1 on a iven ni h operator. In the event that availability of parking'"snaces rnnaa/ic Lf i1 i 8 g t. depart- needs on campus. provided by the college 1 extend narifint 1on • amountof ment will not issue tickets to faculty-staff areas have to be my appreciation to you and the nnr ^ f3 81VMr cottage' registered student vehicles cleared of snow early in the mor- Hope College Student Congress ^ ng to in" 11111658 they are parked in Head ning, students will be directed by for presenting these concerns to aivpn I*1 0 ^a^es a Resident' service, visitor, or non the operator to park in faculty- me directly rather than through f^nrann!! ^ .provi$ed Jfhat designated parking areas. Stu- staff areas in the Dow Center Lot g assurance is given by those dent vehicles parked in faculty- number 14 on such nights. November 13. 1985 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR Page 2 Lets Get Serious

There is a growing problem on Hope's campus. And, with it, a The Anchor officially abhores the active practice of frivolity, mounting fear that borders on paranoia. Here, at the Anchor, it since it does nothing more than dissipate energy which could bet- has come time to take an official stand on the issue of... ter be spent on studying or making babies or whatever. We therefore suggest that the college hire a special force of Frivolity. Frivolity Police to protect the blameless innocents of our campus from the depredations of the more callous and less serious among Yes, its true. There is definatefivolity going on here at Hope. In the classrooms, in the bedrooms, maybe even in the board rooms us. (but we cannot be sure of that). Alarming as this may seem, it is immeasurable worse once you have delved beneath the surface of The threat they pose to our fine upstanding, well starched and sometimes constipated institution is incomparable in terms of the the problem. more serious things that go on in our world, like squabbling over There are legions of frivolous activities going on everywhere. panty raids, writing styles, nuclear disarmament, and so forth. The entire frat complex seems dedicated to them at times, as does the whole of Kollen Hall. Things with no social significance what- Stop the frivolous before they get too far. soever are allowed to go on here at Hope with nary a flicker of the eyelashes from our deans or the Office of Public Safety. Before it is truly too late.

It has gone on for too long. i c The Hope Writing It has become apparent writing about alcohol. Then drift already slow (and drawn out) To Anyone Who Cares through the issues of the Anchor into South Africa, nuclear arms, writing so it resembles a worn and the Inklings that a unique Phelp's cafeteria, your room- road which has patches of writing style exists among many mate's bad habits, and your Aunt blacktop added to fill in holes 1 meant to get this letter in last ty heady brew." I proceeded to Hope students. In the same way Ruth's apple pies. (see the reason for this given week's Anchor but I overslept. I do what any red-blooded that accents develop among peo- 2. Mention yourself and your before (in part one (the second am writing to express my whole American kid would do: 1 pie who are isolated from the opinion in every paragraph. 1 part (about the discontinui- hearted agreement with the let- sprinted to the car in hopes of fin- mainstream of a language, a was reading the Anchor the other ty)))). ters in the October 23 Anchor ding a couple of frosty cold tall written version of English has day and I swear I must have seen 5. Mention people. If writing an regarding the abhorant scare boys unopened. Imagine my emerged among those of us who the author talk about himself a article about an event, it is tactics used by the Alcohol dismay discovering that this was remain isolated from well writ- hundred times. This really tires helpful to interview everyone Awareness Committee. some m u d d 1 e - m i n d e d ten English. Yet this style is me. Include other data about from President Van Wylen to the Having a wrecked car in front prankster's way of alluring by its incredible self- yourself, especially your major if janitorial crew. If writing a let- of Graves is the moral equivalent demonstrating the dire conse- centered attitude, in the same it is supposed to make you an ex- ter, include names of your of showing pictures of aborted quences of drunk driving. Seems way a bulldog is attractive by its pert. If I were an English major I friends to assure yourself you fetuses to support pro-life. Peo- to me that this point could have ugliness. So for those who find an would be appalled by this habit. have some (at least that is the ple who imploy such drastic been made just as easily by park- interest, here is the basis on 3. Speak to the reader by ask- opinion of John, Sue, Mary, measures are obviously ing a Corvette convertible in which the style is based : ing and answering question. Do Apollonia, and Rufus). unimaginative Communists and front of Graves with some Izod 1. Make the article or letter you know what I mean? Do I? I Not all that is found written at I think it's time we brought this clad coeds sporting California long. If one entire column is think we both do. Hope is of this style, most of it is monkey business to a screeching Coolers. good, two will be twice as good, 4. Use parentheses. These (the quite good. But if you notice halt once and for all. As I walked dejectedly from and so the writing grows. Yet few parentheses) can be used to in- some or all of these traits in a I was on my way to work at the scene of the accident I com- people can hold the same subject elude any disjointed idea which piece of writing, do not critisize it 7:30 a.m. when I first viewed the forted myself with the thought long enough and still produce comes to mind (and also serve to in terms of standard English, but wreck. I said to myself, 44golly, that the driver was probably just relevent information. So the extend the length of the article recognize it as its own, unique anyone who gets that loaded and some godless homosexual piece must be extremely discon- (see point one)). They also serve style. Okay? Okay. still navigates through those ar- anyway. tinuous. For instance, begin by to further interrupt the flow of ches must be drinking some pret- George Schutt Bernie Jellema Throwing a Hairy

Dear Editor and especially Mark personal style? dress the way you do and why Published weekly throughout the Hope College school year, I came to Hope to get a good you have that hairstyle. You Rehbon: except during exam periods and college vacations, by and for So I read your article, 4lHair education, not to be trampled on would probably come up with the the students of Hope College, Holland, Michigan, under the Raising Rehbon," and was by people like you. Honestly, I answer that that is how you are authority of the Student Communications Media Committee. definitely disturbed. I, that is, really don't care what people and that is your personal style. If Subscription price: $12 per year (what a deal). not being the only one. Let me think or say, as long as they don't you don't come up with this con- Office located on the first level of the DeWitt Center, back in a first start by pointing out that I make an issue out of it as you did. clusion, than you are the one corner of the Student Office Area. am one of those people you I am myself and so are you. I following trends. Telephone 394-6578 described as "the Elephant wear the clothes that I have and As for boyfriends? If anyone The opinions on this page are not necessarily those of the stu- Man." Thanks alot. What really get my hair cut and styled-by has the idea that I have "ter- dent body, faculty, or administration of Hope College. got me fumed up was the fact totally sane people, I assure you- minal brain cancer" (which I that the letter was printed. But of because it is how I am. That is highly (loubt people actually Typist Kathy Harter course we are in the good ol' U.S. my style. As for the person who think) then fine. I wouldn't be in- Typist Joan Weisenberger of A. and freedom of speech is does my hair, he just happens to terested in them anyways. It is Typist.. Neddy Haven. one of the gifts we were given. So be alot more creative than your the boys like you, Mark, that I Staff Pain ..Murpay Hudgenute t4 let me take the liberty by saying average Ken the Barber." If wouldn't step foot out of the door News Editor Libby Bryson what is on my mind. Obviously anything, you should respect that with. Features Editor Dave Carmer you are very simple-minded, I am being myself and doing So, in conclusion, Mark, don't Sports Editor tisa Jurries Mark, and your announcing your what 1 want to do. I am not doing try to convert or help "us." ' Photo Editor ....Todd VerBeek personal opinions was dead it to be trendy, but because I "We" are doing fine. Assistant Photo Editor and Advertising Manager ....Dave Davis wrong. Hasn't your mother ever want to, it is my personal style. Business Manager Paul Baker told you to mind your own If you don't understand all of Co-Editor Kirk Kraetzer business? Do I or any one of the this/Mark, than 1 suggest you Sincerely, Co-Editor Lou Valantasis people you described in your arti- take a good long look in the mir- Char Baum cle comment or joke about your ror and ask yourself why you POSTMASTER:. Send address, changes to Hope College Anchor, Hope College, Holland, Ml USPS No. 542110. Funding for this activity is provided by the Student Activity Fee through the Student Congress Appropriations Committee. 9

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OPEN DAILY ^ -i i 8 A.M. TO 11 P.M. CLOSED SUNDAY 182 S. RIVER HOLLAND (Between 7th & 8th) November 13. 1985 Page 4 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR Dance Major Accredited

By Meg Miller Changes in the dance program Two long years of hard work, to accommmodate this new ma- by the Hope Dance Department, jor will include the addition of has finally paid off. The national numerous classes, both in dance Association of Schools of Dance technique and theory. has accredited our program in Professionals from New York this art. will be at Hope each semester to The Association, founded in teach some of the upper-level 1981, was established to develop dance classes. They will be a closer relationship among specialists in particular techni- I schools and programs of dance ques and styles of dance. These for the purpose of examining and professionals will enhance the improving practices and profes- students' contacts in the dance sional standards in dance educa- world. ' tion and training. Through this accreditation Hope's new major, headed by the department hopes to acquire chairperson Maxine De Bruyn, young, talented dancers. will offer dance students two op- However, this by no means re- tions. First, the traditional quires that students have a Bachelor of Arts Dance Major, backround in dance. The depart- designed to provide pre- ment is willing to develop any professional training for the stu- student with potential. The dent in performance, average student is still encourag- choreography, dance-related ed and welcome to take classes for fun andexcercise. Linda Graham, Ken Tepper, careers, and graduate study. A second option to students is a "Our goal is that we're looking and Maxlne De Bruyn (photo by for talent." De Bruyn said. Todd VerBeek) Bachelor of Arts in Dance Education. This program "Whether the student acquires it prepares the student to teach at Hope or comes with it from dance in the public schools. previous experience makes no HOPE De Bruyn, along with her col- difference." COLLEGE leagus Linda Graham and Ken Faculty are not the only ones Tepper, is excited at the pro- excited about this new develop- spects of this new addition to ment. Students have expressed Great Hope's curriculum. This has their excitement for the program been quite an accomplishment and appreciation toward the Performance for the department. Hope is the dance department for all their first institution in Michigan to work and effort to obtain this ac- ofer- a major in dance. In the U.S. creditation for Hope. "You won't Series there are under twenty colleges find a school like Hope College in 1985-1986 and universities accredited by this country accredited for this program. dance," said Kate McGory, a The Asociation looks for cer- senior dance major, "The quality presents tain qualities in a prospective of teaching, facilities, and at- organization. They look at facul- mosphere has made it the best ty qualifications, faculty-student choice forme." SOME ENCHANTED EVENING ratios, and class time re- Brigitte Fabi, junior dance quirements. In order to be ac- minor, added, "I wish this could featuring the music of credited the organization apply- have happened two years earlier ing must have an adequate when I was a freshman. But, I'm Rodgers and Hammerstein budget and physical facilities in- excited at the prospect of work- cluding a dance library. ing with professionals from New The objective behind being ac- York for my senior year." by the creidted is that it assures It looks like we're going to see Grand Rapids Symphony Orchestra students and parents that an a lot of development and changes organization provides a sound in the dance department in the and Grand Rapids Symphonic Choir curricula and is capable of at- next few years. The program, taining the previously stated like others in the Association, qualities. will be in constant re-evaluation with According to De Bruyn, to make sure that required stan- students graduating from Hope dards are being instated; but Richard Hayman, guest conductor with a dance major will be with the motivation and excite- Anita Darian, mezzo-soprano reviewed much higher by ment of this challenge the graduate programs as a result of department predicts nothing but Ronald Rogers, baritone this accreditation. success in the future.

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Mekkes Presents Play this Weekend I n.« aa~..- by Kirk Kraetzer ^rk Kraetzer event? l'OhOh,, sure,sure,'h' he saysavss with a rehearsall earlieMriiprr thifhisc weekxmob, hahoHd I • • • W lOlCG Ol /wlOv IGS grin, sucking on a cup of coke nothing but good things to say THis Friday and Saturday, and munching popcorn. about their effort. 'It looks like a senior theatre major Mark Mek- He's been working on it for kes will present a play which he lot of fun,' he says with a smile. by David H. Carmer 'many moons' and is indeed hap- 'Andy Henry is especially good; Where Star Wars is a complete scripted in the studio theater in py to see it go onto the stage. theme itself. Empire rely quite the basement of DeWitt. he fits his role well. Just the Starring in the play are Andy right amount of sponteneity. heavily on its predessor and its About the play, Mekkes reports Henry, as Ned. Mekkes Watch your back Luke, sequel. It is more of a filler bet- that it is a 'weird, experimental Seemed like he was living the describes Henry as 'short part.' you've picked one up! That's ween the two movies (Star Wars kind of thing, done in an im- haired; wears ties (but not in the right, Luke Skywalker and his and Return of the Jedi), but it is provisational format.' The play Working editions of the script play).' Simone is played by were thoughtfully provided by pals are coming to the movies still a great movie. Given a itself is free, but donations will Susannah Kist, who has here on campus. I don't know chance to see them back to back be willingly accepted. the playwright, who is currently 'graduated and listens to enrolled in a playwriting about the rest of you, but I'm just like this is great. It shouldn't be Asked to provide a quick plot classical music.' Sarah workshop, which is co-taught by a bit excited. They will be show- missed. My only regret is that synopsis, the writer-producer - Boonstra, while not performing Jack Ridl and George Ralph. It ing Star Wars and The Empire SAC couldn't get all three of director replied 'Ned and Simone in the play, is the stage director. is full of good, occasionally Strikes Back in sequence this them at once. However, Return are two writers collaborating on Mekkes reports that Boonstra is ribald humor, but appears to be weekend. They are even adding of the Jedi will be here next an idea that people are gonna a 'nice, innocent young an excellent piece of work. a special matinee on Saturday at weekend. So, in just one week's have to come to the play to find freshman.' 2;00 (Star Wars) and 4;15 (Em- time you can get completely out about.' See for yourselves this Friday Entertainment Editor Dave and Saturday at 8 p.m. each pire). caught up in the STAR WARS Is Mekkes excited about this Carmer, after attending a night. Ned and Simone are Okay, if you haven't seen SAGA. waiting for you. either of them (and where have Also, SAC had lined up a ter- you been?) then definitely go see rific old time movie classic, them now. Star Wars was the METROPOLIS. If you've never Shodow Box Rehearsals Start movie that changed movies into heard of it, well that's understan- the great science thajt it is. Star Rehearsals are in progress pled by the disease, others ap- dable. But, it is a classic of formance. These discussion pro- Wars and Close Encounters both science fiction as any self- for the second Hope Theatre pro- pear healthy and strong, but all grams will be led by Hope faculty advanced the technology of respecting buff would know. It is duction of the season, Michael must deal with the finality of and members of the community, special effects far beyond any Cristofer's Pulitzer Prize- their condition. about a scientist that creates a and will give audience members single effort ever. They invented robot in a most unusual way winning drama The Shadow Box The Washington Post hailed a chance to ask questions about techniques that seen common (notice the similarity in design to be staged Dec. 3-7 at 8 p.m. in The Shadow Box as "a beautiful- and respond to the themes and place these days. between C-3PO and the the DeWitt Theatre. ly realized drama of sensitive issues raised by the play. The movies are simply great. metropolis robot. C-3PO was The play is set in separate cot- perceptions." Time called it "a Tickets will go on sale Tues- Star Wars is a romantic, science designed with the metropolis in tages on a hospital's grounds, gallant and luminous play...with day, Nov. 19. The ticket ofice will ficton western, sorta. It is a pret- mind.). where three terminally ill cancer bruising wisdom and unexpected remain open Monday through ty basic plot with a few in- Hey, if you like movies, if you patients live, attended for and humor." The New York Times Saturday from 10:00 a.m. to 5 teresting complications, but it like good science fiction, don't visited by family and close acclaimed it as "an important, p.m. Tickets are five dollars for has action to spare in it, without miss any of these movies coming friends. The characters reflect touching, and courageous play." adults, four dollars for senior overkill. Special effects don't on this weekend. The rest of us America; the young and the Special audience participation citizens, and three dollars for rule the movie, the actors and the ederly, the wealthy and the blue- programs will be held im- won't mind of you do because children under 12. For reserva- actions do. there'll be more room for us. But collar—some are physically crip- mediately after each per- tions and more information call don't let yourself be talked out of (616)392-1449. it.

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-John Baxter, Scitnct Fiction in tht Cintms November 13, 1985 Page 6 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR 1

^ T ' W \ P 1 f Phi Beta Kappa Scholar Speaks Tomorrow Hope's chapter of Alpha Ep- is to encourage and recognize ex- nor, vice president; Janice Day, elege Thursday and Friday, and philosophy, and is the foun- sllon Delta, the national cellence in premedical scholar- Nov., 14-15, as the Phi Beta Kap- ding editor of the 'Journal of secretary; Bruce Bourdon, 4 premedical honor society, will ship. treasurer; and Kyria Boundy, pa Visiting Scholar for 1985. . Medicine and Philosophy. commemorate its silver anniver- Students engaged in courses historian. In addition to appearing in a The phi Beta Kappa Visiting sary with a banquet on Tuesday, leading to the study of medicine Hope has an outstanding number of classes, he will deliver Scholar Program was begun in Nov. 1985. and who maintain a grade point record of excellence in n public lecture at 11 a.m. on 1956 to enable undergraduates to The banquet will honor charter average of 3.0 on a 4.0 scale are premedical education. Hope's Nov. 14 in Wichers Auditorium of meet with noted scholars in memebers. The guest speaker eligible for membership in the premedical students have been the Nykerk Hall of Music entitl- diverse disciplines. Under this will be Dr. Bruce A Masselink, a Society. accepted into medical schools at ed, Love and Justice: Health program sponsored by the 1965 Hope graduate who is a Hope is the only Michigan col- a rate well above the nationnl Care from a Christiian United Chapters, a scholar surgeon in Holland. As a student legeto have a chapter of Alpha average. For example, during I srspecitive. travels to universities and col- Dr. Masselink was active in Epsilon Delta. There are the past five years 97 percent o' Before assuming his present leges that shelter Phi Beta Kap- Alpha Epsilon Delta on the local chapters at the University of the Hope applicants whose grade post. Dr. Pellegrino was presi- pa chapters, spending two days and national level. Detroit and Michigan S'jte point average was 3.4 or above dent of the Catholic University of on each campus. During the Also pariicipating will be the University. were accepted by medical America and professor of stay, the visiting scholar takes Rev. Joesph L. Walter of Notre There are 38 students in the schools. philosophy and biology there. He part in classroom and seminar discussions, meets informally Dame University who is national chapter this year. Dr. Eugene Edmjnd D. Pellegrino. M.D., is the author of Humanism and with students and faculty president of Alpha epsilon Delta. Jekel, professor of chemistry, director of the K nnedy Institute the Physician, has written some members, and gives one address Hope organized the Michigan had been the chapter advisor of Ethics and University Pro 400 scientific articles, book under more formal auspices. Beta chapter of since 1977. lessor of Medicine and Medical reviews, abstracts, and general Epsilon Delta on November 19, Current officers inslude David Humanities at Georgetown articles on medicine and 1960. The purpose of the society Burdette president; Sean O'Con- r philosophy, medical education. diversity , will visit Hope Col- "Yeah, I'm glad I did it," Tanis reflected. "It was a close race until I saw the returns." Tarn's Shoots for Mayor; Gets Threat In related news, Tanis said ByPhilTanis „ that he had received an it J lT hours before the voting for Bill (Sikkel)," Tanis Philip A. Tanis, 21, of 240 write-in campaign tailed an Holland just anonymous death threat. Comm- proclaimed with great dismay. Phelps, a blue-eyed, dark blond awfully impressive two per cent polls closed. "I didn t want to ing after the election was over, "I knew when I couldn't even get haired Hope College junior, of the votes for Mayor of Holland jump the gun. Tarns explained, but before several controversial her vote I was doomed." who's favorite rock group is against incumbent Mayor "but it was extreemly obvious votes on Council, Tanis is baffled But Tanis valiantly struggled Ultravox, a relatively litle know William Sikkel. that some people wanted to vote as to it's origins. on, even being late for one class band in the United States even Sikkel, since he announced his forme." "Death threats are not to be to ensure that he gained just one though it's very popular in Great candidacy for a second term "There are a tremendous taken lightly—especially if the more vote. "I knew every vote Britain and who is presently in earlier this year, had been runn- number of problems in waging a person can't spell correctly," would count," pronounced Tanis. the middle of his fourth term ser- ing unopposed. "There just successful write-in campaign Tanis stated. "Thus I will be tak- Vote returns showed that Tanis ving on Hollan City Council as wasn't anyone running against agianst a popular incumbent, ing proper measures to protect accumulated about 15 votes, elected representative of the Ci- him," stated Tanis. Tanis explicated. myself, including possibly con- equivalent to just over two per ty's Second Award, which runs In what Tanis described as an One of the biggest problems tacting the City Attorney as to Tanis voiced was talking people cent of the total returns. Sikkel from 14th Street North and from "Overwhelming ground swell the ramifications of the letter was returned to a second term as Lincoln Avenue west, comprising grass roots support," he launch- into voting for him. "My mom Mayor of Holland with over 650 and the Holland Police to secure of both Hope College and the ed his write-in campaign to died of laughter (when told about votes. protection," downtown area, in a last minute become the next Mayor of the campaign) and ended up

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layers. ,I keep discovering things." Poortenga is highly aware of his abilities and problems as an actor. "What gets me cast? My desire to improve...my want to learn. My height is a disad- vantage—sometimes I'm just too tall—but it also gets me charac- tor roles. And you learn more from some character roles than others. I can create charactrs in my head, but 1 can't always channel them physically. I'm more comfortable than I was, physically, but I still need work on that.' Poortenga greatly admires the work of John Malkovich, who has recently apeared in The killing Fields, and as Biff in The Death of a Salesman on television. "He has played so many dif- ferent characters...such a varie- ty, a range. And he doesn't use acting tricks. Sometimes actors fall back on things they know will get a response—he doesn't. He gets totally inside his characters." If acting and theatre were denied to him, Poortenga said he'd become a writer: perhaps poetry and short stories, maybe even some drama. So I asked him what playwright he would talk to if given the chance. His first choice was Shakespeare, but he quickly added, "I'd love to talk to Sam Shepard for a few hours. 'Shepard is appreciated now, but he'll be even more so later.

There's so much power * underneath his dialogue...there's ambiguity and openness—he's really an actor's playwright." When asked what draws him to Professional Student of Drama: the theatre and keeps him there, Steven Poortenga. Poortenga responded very positively: "Thepeople." Age: 24 completed a role in The Fan and "The rpeopl __r e are more aware of Occupation: Professional stu- is currently in rehearsal for The life, of spirituality, of the world" dent of drama Shadow Box, Hope's second pro- They tend to be more open- Poortenga getting serious for Hobbies: "Travel, beachcomb- duction of the season. It's a dif- minded to others' ideas—they're his Shadow Box role, opposite ing, rehearsal." ficult shift, Poortenga said, mov- not stifling, not imposing. They Julie Muiderman. Musical Taste: "Definately ing from a comic character of also tend to know who they are blues and jazz. Definately." one dimension to a serious and and so they're more sensitive to Favored Cuisine: real character that's multi- others." "Mmmmmmm...Chinese." dimentional. Along with that flip It is that awareness and sen- Best Cinematic Experience: in acting styles there is also a sitivity to others and to one's sur- "Are you sure? The Wizard of change in directing styles. roundings that he enjoys corn- Oz." Poortenga accepts them as part municating through theatre, Most influential book: Catcher of the challenge of acting. "Theatre is there to teach, to in the Rye or The Color Purple, I "I feed off the rehearsal pro- learn, to expose, to make people don't know." cess," he said. "You create be aware. People may not like to Preferred Refreshment: characters —you look for see some things but they're in the "Beer...Beck's Dark." answers but you may never find world and they exist—people FREE them...sometimes you tap into close their eyes too much, they You may have seen Steven things you don't like, and you turn their heads. Theatre makes Hot Fudge Poortenga in a Hope College have to find a way to channel people aware." Theatre production—he's been in them. Joe (his character in The Cake or Hot Fudge most of them recently. He just Shadow Box) has so many BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed Donut Sundae

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Defending the Mock Accident Dear Editor, while intoxicated. This was not a persoal attack on anyone or their In your Oct. 30 issue you lifestyle. It was a demonstratioi printed two letters concerning This was in no way meant to the mock accident that took taken as a mockery of ayone. place in front of Graves Hall for We would also like to respond Alcohol Awareness Week. We to the accusation that we are par- 1 would like to address those let- ticipating in propagandist ters. revivals. We have never claimed that drinking was selfish. Fur- Mr Brat, just how did you get ther, we are of the opinion thM elected? First, in your letter you drinking is a luxury, not a right stated, "I'm not even going to go as Mr. Brat feels. It is in no way into the harm I've heard this inci- inconsiderate for the host, of a dent caused...". Well, we wish party to not offer alcohol to his or that you would go into it because her guests. we are unaware of this harm that you are referring to. Apart from In response to the other letter the temporary initial shock, this that felt we dealt in "cheap incident posed no threat to any theatrics" and "gross sensa- person's emotional, physical, tionalism", we would like to psychological, or spiritual well- point out that Ms. Vissers, by her being. own admission, was not at the We would also like to ask about scene and therefore is not in a the sentence that reads "On this qualified position to comment in- note I'm very thankful that you telligently. As to the scene bein^ people don't drink because you cheap and grossly sensa- can't figure what the conse- tionalistic, we feel that it was quences of your action will be realistic. when you are sober...". Just We do not apologize for "cruel- Ugliness at its Best what are you trying to say? We ly" deceiving anyone. We were the participants don't drink? presenting to the general public How can you say this when you the grim realities of what an ac- don't even know us? This is a per- cident of this nature is like. By Sandra DeWitt sonal attack on your constituents As to the accusation that the The first annual Hope Ugly could not be processed. The win- and fellow students and has no goal of the scene was lost due to Couple Contest, sponsord by ners will be awarded an official place in the letters to the editor our "theatrics" and "sensa- Alpha Phi Omega, is over. The Ugly Couple Contest placque. or anywhere else in the public tionalism", it seems that we suc- votes have been tallied and it is And now for the moment forum. ceeded. It seems that the people time to announce the winners. you've all been waiting for Second, we do not understand who have responded (good and The participants were required (drum roll, please). The winners the analogy between alcohol bad) will not forget the scene for to dress up A.U.A.P. (As Ugly As of the 1985 Ugly Couple Contest abuse and AIDS. The letter quite a while. Possible), and voting was con- are....The Ugly Tangents!! Com- stated that this was a "warped ducted through money donations ming in second by a difference of analogy". Well, it is. There is no In closing, we wold like to say for the ugliest couple. All pro- a mere 54 cents are Sherwood constructive analogy that can be that this was an example of ceeds were gven to the Holland and Agnes. made between alcohol abuse and guerilla theatre whose purpose is Asociation for Retarded Citizens. We'd like to thank all those who AIDS concerning this issue. If to be spontaneous and shocking. Among the four contestant have participated in making this you feel that there is, let us In our opinion, we were suc- were Jason and Carrie (Alph Phi event a success. We also en- together find a time and place cessful at shocking some Omega), Sherwood and Agnes courage you to put on your think- where we may discuss this issue members of our community into (Sibs and Emmersonians), Pork- ing caps and get ready for next for the betterment of the Hope remembering what a DWI acci- n-Beans (Taylor Cottage), the year. You just may be able to community. We refuse to ad- dent can be like. Ask anyone who 44 Ugly Tangents (math depart- capture the title of Ugly Couple dress that analogy further which has seen one, we were tame. ment), and the Phelps couple 1986" for your group or organiza- will make our response harder to We would like also to protest that was so ugly their picture tion. Good luck. write as it seems that the rest of the attitude of people like Mr. the letter is tied to homosexuali- Brat concerning the scene. We ty. again ask for clarification of the Third, sarcastic remarks were parallels between drunk driving made saying that alcoholics were and AIDS. We are of the opinion bad news. Well, just what kind of that his actions are nothing more r bad news are you refering to? Of than a cheap political ploy. i course alcoholics are bad news CONCERNED ? (as other aspects and speakers of i AAW pointed out). But it is not a Leni Weisl problem that is simply drowned corpse on car i in booze, as Mr Brat seems to i think. The accident scene was B. Weller not a portrayal of alcoholics or accident victim i PREGNANCY? their lifestyles, this was a demonstration of what happens Steven Paulsen i when anyone chooses to drive innocent bystander i BIRTHCONTROL ? i BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed i VENEREAL DISEASE ? mi mwm? i weu.? mw "uw" mt. mm CALL EXTENSION 2362 ASK FOR SHARON wemrmw mem vefKeI LOOK? MI ft MfJHM m i Off. POILOOK smjecm ftm/iF/cm w#rm] Rivemv ALL OFF? OOOP? 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November 1.5, 1985 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR rage i i f • ' 1 ' '> . 1 ' . Congress to Amend Constitution?

At Student Congress' meeting the motion was discussed, the- the '^oeran director WTHS, were skeptical of the need for last Thursday, a motion was tabled until the next meeting, a had served on the Com " • ^e. such a drastic policy. In response made to amend the Constitution which time it may come up for a F urthermore. Lindnt. T,ued, to this, second vice president Bob Kollen of Student Congress. If ratified at vote. This is to allow time for the since 1 »!(is funded by Clifford expressed his perception next week's meeting, it could student body to react to the pro- the ^iupnatioris Committee, that salaries of some WTHS staff significantly affect the member- posed amendment and for Con- the very person elected to chair members last year were ex- Konduef ship of the Appropriations Com- gress members to think about it the Committee (the first vice cessive in light of the fact that mittee. This Committee is before viting upon it. president) would be ineligible to the station was not broadcasting by John P. Engel responsible for allocating the Some members expressed sit on it. Todd VerBeek moved to at that time. funds for S.A.C., student publica- doubt that this amendment was amend the proposal so that Several attempts were made to A note to those attending tions, WTHS, and many clubs necessasry or appropriate. First membership on Congress would end the debate throughout the Kollen's "Pimp Your Roommate and organizations on campus. vice president Marji Lindner, not be considered a conflict of in- evening, but the Congress voted Semi-formal Dance": After old business had been who serves as chairperson of Ap- terest, due to logical absurdity repeatedly to continue discussing Refreshments will be available dealt with, representative Ramin propriations, stated that it was that would result. The motion to the issue, dealing heavily with at the dance, but an actual dinner Ahmadi made a motion that the desirable to have the leaders of amend passed. the nature of a conflict of in- will not be served. The event will Constitution be amended to read organizations on the Committee VerBeek, who is editor of the terest. Even when debate was take place from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. that no individual who is on the to provide more information Inklings this year, also reminded finally closed on the fifth at- at the Fish and Game Club. leadership staff of any organiza- about the organizations' needs. the Congress of the fact that he tempt, it was without any clear Directions may be obtained from tion funded by the Appropria- Ahmadi countered that this had been disqualified for a seat consensus among the member- the head resident/r tions Committee be permitted to could be done just as easily by in- on the Student Communications ship. As the Christmas season draws serve on the Committee. Any viting leaders to the meetings to Media Committee due to a The proposal will be brought near, be advised that live unclear cases would be decided provide information. perceived conflict of interest. up again under Old Business at Christmas trees, and trimmings by the Congress. This would be to Lindner also pointed out that One member remarked, "You Congress' next meeting on from live trees in the hallways, avoid a conflict of interest in members with a clear conflict don't have to be consistent," and November 21. At least two thirds bathrooms, and dorm rooms are determining the funding of that are traditionally excused from said that a uniform policy wasn't of the 33 members of Congress prohibited. Furthermore, dorm person's organization. voting on their organization's necessarv. must vote in favor of the proposal room doors may not be wrapped Following required procedure funding. Such had been the case Some argued that self before it is ratified as part of the in wrapping paper, or decorated for Constitutional amendments, last year when Dirk Weeldreyer, regulation was preferable and Constitution. on the outside—that is the side facing the hallway. Failure to comply with these rules is a Truth violation of the fire code, and therefore will not be permitted. So may people have heard so Anyone wishing to file a com- and a blessing for me. Moped Regulations much about Christianity that plaint, please do so with the Fire From that paragraph I make it they have become numb and Marshall, not with the staff; it's blind to Christ himself and the sound as if God is some sort of a By Jenny Gunnink, Depart- outof our hands. truth of living Christianity. All Santa Claus or friend we use for ment of Public Safety Due to mass confusion, our lives there may have been all these excellent things. I have Each year, more and more The helmet law in the state of Kollen's assasin game was pastors speaking of eternal life not exaggerated, and yet God is mopeds are showing up at Hope Michigan is covered in Sec. discontinued this past week in and salvation and the goodness of not a Sant Claus, but hwat he is is College. In recent weeks the 257.658 of the Motor Vehicle order to revamp the rules. If all God ect. We feel as if we have a loving Father, a best friend Department of Public Safety has Code. It indicates that persons goes well, the game should be up heard all the sermons and the who loves me and is concerned noticed that there have been "less than 19 years of age and "running" as you read this words have been worn out. We about me being happy more than safety concerns voiced about operating moped on a public very sentence. are almost oversaturated with I am! My plans and desires fall mopeds, as well as violations of thoroughfare shall wear a crash Be advised that the front en- teachings, and yet all this in- so short of the desires he has for Michigan and college laws occur- helmet on his or her head", trance doors to Kollen seem to be formation and truth stays in our me. It amazes me that a God so ing. In adition to the prescribed equipped with deficient locks, head never reaching our hearts. awesome and wonderful would This article is an attempt to registration and helmet laws, and when locked it is possible to I want to talk about it reaching acknowledge me, much less love educate the campus community there are rules for the road also, forcefully pull the doors open. out hearts. L want to express all me like he does. And do you know on campus and state rules regar- The most common laws covered Hopefully the locks will be that is in my heart as God lives in how He sees me? I am precious ding the operation of a moped. in the Motor Vehicle Code are as repaired in the near future, but in me. I don't think people really to him, so are YOU!! I am clean By law, a moped is defined as follows: the mean time those persons understand or have even a glimp- of all wrongs and faults and am "A two or three wheeled vehicle found pulling open the doors, se of God because if they did they beautiful in his sight. Teh Bible which is equipped with a motor 1) A person riding a bycicle, when locked, will be fined $10. would never walk away from says I am the aple of His eye, His that does not exceed 50 cubic cen- motorcycle, or moped upon a My apologies to Derek Emer- him. joy. Hi delight. He wants me to timeters piston displacement, roadway shall not ride more than son for misspelling his name in I wake up everyday never hang around with Him, give Him produces 20 break horsepower or two abreast. last week's Kollen Konduct. alone, always having someone the time of day. less, and cannot propel the vehi- 2) A moped shall not be who cares about me right beside It's an amazing thing to feel cle at a speed greater than 30 operated on a sidewalk con- me. I have purpose in my life this realness. I pray and know he m.p.h. on a level surface. (Sec. structed for the use of and joy and excitement because hears. I can literally feel him 257.32b) pedestrians, • of that. When I go anywhere I deep within me. There are not One of the questions most often 3) A person operating a moped know I am where I am for a doubts in my mind or heart of asked is what type of registration shall not carry a package, bun- reason and all things that are His realness. It's the most ex- is required for a moped. Under die, or article which prevents the working for a purpose that I have cellent weirdest feeling. college rules a moped is a motor driver from keeping both hand almost no clue as to the depth Sometimes I will be praying or vehicle and therefore required to upon th handlebars of the vehi- and goodness of. I never have to singing or just walking and I feel obey motor vehicle regulations cle. worry about anything.I read the so sure that if I turn around he such as parking and registering. 4) A moped shall not be used to Bible and I understand, and the will be there before my eyes. The moped must display a Hope carry more than one person at a truth of what is written is os real There is such confidence in this. College motor vehicle sticFTer time. to me and the words so precious. which can be purchased at the 5) Mopeds must obey all the I have watched as God has made Public Safety Office. In addition rules of the road including stopp- some of my dreams come true Lori Smith to the college requirements on ing at stop signs, and right-of- right before my eyes. I see Him registration, the moped must ways. working out circumstances so meet state registration re- We hope that this will that even little details are perfect quirements. Sec. 257.801e of the enlighten those of you who own by Berke Breathed Michigan Motor Vehicle Code in- and operate mopeds around BLOOM COUNTY dicates that: Hope College. If any questions still linger, we ae are than happy m&zzuN'imM. 1) The moped must be to answer them for you. You can COHBOHOWtm, registered with the State of call the Department of Public Atjewme/ wierMS nmseis Michigan. Safety at ext. 2250. ifeau&tr' loye-ocwsm CONFICWT. 700/ 2) That a decal displaying the FBNeuep.' WNcewmRFms. registration number must be at- Ream.' & 0- tatched to the moped. <2 •M • 3) That the certificate of registration shall accompany the vehicle, shall be legible, and - >•»?• shall be made available for in- spection upon demand by a law J enforcement officer. V I » - I • • » • I 1 » « »

Page 12 HOPE COLLEGE AINLHUK ilUVClllUCl I A S%J9J Education Department A SAC Affair The DePree Art Center, in con- gets Grant junction with the Holland Area Arts Council under the direction Hope's education depart- of Eleanor VanHaitsma, and the ment has been awarded a grant College Art Department has the community. In fact, the from the American Association A SAC Affair in Cleveland Singer-Comedian Scott Jones scheduled an Art-a-Thon for this main objective of the Art-a-Thon of Colleges for Teacher Educa- Beth French heads the list of performances Week-end. The fourteen or so is to allow the Hope and Holland tion under the coordination of SAC Activites Coordinator contracted by Entertainment participants in this event are communities to become more ac- professors Dr. Karen Neufeld Two weekends ago five chairperson Mark Colterjohn. either art majors and minors at quainted and comfortable with and Dr. Ronald Wolthuis. members of the Social Activities As a special Valentine's treat, Hope or those with a cultivated what goes on in the DePree Hope was one of 20 small col- Committee mian planning board Robert Starling will delight his interest in studio work. Center and with the art students. leges to receive the $1,000 grant travelled to Cleveland for the audience with original selections Each artist in the Art-a-Thon The time set for the Art-a-Thon which will work toward person- Regional NACA (National form his 'Hopeful Romantic' will be privately supported by in- is from noon on Friday nel preparation for the education dividual sponsors who will of handicapped chldren. In doing Association for Campus Ac- album. As emcee for Air Jam November 15 to noon on Saturday tivites) Convention. After an ex- 1986, the Special Events Commit- donate a minimum of $30 to cover November 16; the DePree Center so, a consultant will be brought to the cost of needed materials. campus to help provide general citing weekend packed with tee presents HBO-contracted will consequently be opened comedian Andy Andrews. Since Participants will attempt to meet education students and faculty showcases (two hour per- throughout the entire event. All writing for the original Saturday a goal of producing four different members with an awareness of formances composed of several finished pieces will be made comedians, singers, and bands Night Live, Andy has appeared projects of their choice in varied available for viewing in DePree computer technology which can that are designed to give with Chaka Khan, the Fifth mediums within the stipulated be used for successful integra- from 12-5 p.m. on Saturday; at students an opportunity to view Dimension, and BJ Thomas. Co- time of 24 hours. This will not on- tion and mainstreaming of han- this time these items may also be artists), educational sessions chairperson of the Committee ly give the artist a chance to dicapped students. purchased by the public. Pro- (ranging from time management Angie Grochowalski is also ex- refine their skills or experience Neufeld has been a member of ceeds from this event will go to to publicity to contract tremely excited to have con- new mediums, but also to give the Hope faculty since 1984 and KANDU Industries Inc., an agreements), and cooperative tracted a major artist for May the public a look at the type of received her bachelor's and employment agency in Holland buying sessions (chances for Day- the former lead singer of work that Hope students do. master's degrees from Kansas for mentally- and emotionally- schools in the same area to con- the popular group 'America',^ Sponsors are promised some of State University. Her Ed. D. is impaired adults. Come and tract artists more inexpensive- Dan Peek. Behind-the-scenes these 'objets d'art' as part of an from the University of Kansas. 'cheer on' a favored contender; ly), we are psyched, or as For- man Publicity Director Mike agreement to give the students Wolthuis joined the Hope facul- be a part by supporting Hope's mats chairperson Scott French is already working needed and wanted exposure to art ty this year and is a graduate of Calvin College. He received his Wolterink says 'GEEKED!', for diligently on promotional ideas master's and doctorate degrees the spring semester! for these upcoming events. from Western Michigan Univer- Winter Fantasia, Hope's an- The NACA Convention proved Dead Humor sity. nual all-school formal, will to be a profitable opportunity for feature the versatile sounds of SAC to bring more quality enter- Movie Feview by David Hugh the neighborhood. The neighbors far-out or crazy ideas for smaller harpist Harvi Griffin during din- tainment to our campus. We Carmer are worse. movies. ner. At this, the first of many hope you are as 'GEEKED' as Better off Dead is a new com- Individual segements of the The movie is obviously made to thrilling events scheduled for we are about the way cool up- edy about a guy in high school movie are done rather well. Cer- appeal to teanagers. There are 1986, guests will also experience coming semester! The whole ex- and his girl has just left him. tain animated sections are cute all the same stars of the teenage the hot, dance-oriented music of perience was, as one entertainer They'd been going together close and show some talent. But after sex-films in Better off Dead, the pop band 'Champion'. said, 'Close to orgasm' (They to six months and she suddenly you see all this you're left with though this one is rated a mild made me write that!). leaves him for some other macho the feeling of seeing a preview PG. There are the typical creep. Well, the plot is chaotic for a longer movie. This one characters you find in any of but not hard to follow. stretches on too long with only these movies, the loser, teh drug Somethings just don't make the tiniest of plots to follow. All addict, the jocks, the regular sense, and others seem to be along you knew what would hap- people. QUAD 31 unimportant to the movie. I'm pen, and it does. Despite all its bad points there Focinq US-31 on aioverlp Rd - S oM 6th Si 392-5586 not saying that the movie is bad, The only surprises in this film are a few scenes that provoke _. We ve got all the hits 11 but it certainly isn't good. come from the scenes that have laughter now and then. But they We have an unlikely household little or nothing to do with the are few and far between. This COUPON^ to^begin with. A younger brother plot. The paperboy, the ham- movie is a poor attempt to draw who doesn't have any lines burger joint, the Japanese together all the better aspects of throughout the flick. 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Jones a Records in Review Charmer by Korl De Looff

This album is stronger than The real difference, musically speaking, over the last album is o-ho: Hunting Simple Minds: their previous release and hopefully it will go farther. The the addition of a synthesizer. album doesn't have a real Now hard-core ZZ Top fans High and Low Once Upon a Time weakness except that when the should not get excited about this, Movie review by David Hugh turntable shuts off, you wish that it is tastefully done. The syn- Carmer it could have been longer. thesizer is more for adding Last Sunday night, ther was a backround modulation than it is showing of Tom Jones over in for taking over the band as has Performance: Hmmmmm. Performance: Complex Graves. The movie has been on been the trend. Sound: Well thought out. Sound: Intense television before, but it loses ZZ Top; Afterburner With the strength of the last Surfaces: Fine. Surfaces: Good something when the commer- album, at least one song here is cials are put in between the destined for the top ten. I predict "Take On Me" has done quite When a story start out "Once scenes. Tome Jones stars a "Sleeping Bag", "Can't Stop well so far on the charts so 1 Upon a Time..." you know that Performance: HOT young Albert Finney, and many Rocking", and "I Got the decided to find out what the rest you're in for a snoozer. This Sound: Powerful just plain unknowns. It was Message" to be the top air-play of the album was like. 1 found album is an exception. The Surfaces: Not bad at all made sometime ago, but it is still songs on this album. I just hope that "Take On Me" is not the material here is deep enough to a great movie. M-TV doesn't screw up these strongest cut on the album and keep your mind awake for a good How does a band follow up a The plot is a masterpiece of predictions with videos. that this band has a future aside period of time. hot album like "Eliminator"? confusion that suddenly all works from just one hit. Jim Kerr, the lead vocal, has By making the next one even hot- together in the end. the ending The sound of this band can be an impassioned voice that sems ter. "Leggs" is still one of my was something you'd expect described in one word: Smooth. to have the backup of four lungs. favorite dance tunes and from a romantic movie, but it Usually a band with a smooth Some notes he holds so long that "Eliminator" sales are still quite still surprising. It takes more sound doesn't strike me well, but may be impossible for many rock strong, but it was time for some chances in its style then most these guys have a way with performers. It helps that he has fresh material. movies have done in the last ten ZZ Top complied in true form. music that makes smooth more suitable material to work with, The Anchor has an apology years. And best of all, it works. "Afterburner" is recognizable meaningful. The credits do not the lyrical content is well above to make. Woodmark sound The part that I found the most ZZ Top, but is a bit more tell who plays what, but that average. center graciously provides us charming was the fact that developed. The hard-rocking doesn't seem as important as the The band stays tight with the music that is used in throughout the movie the actors guitar of Billy Gibbons is as completeness of thier sound. throughout the album, even with these reviews, and they deserve would address the audiance as if strong as ever. Gibbons sounds The subjects dealt with here the overdubs. The studio work is credit. Credit has not been given they were another character. are diverse and should not bore quite well done. It is hard to pick like he even learned a few new This was quite startling and quite where it should have been. The anyone who cares to listen out the different band members' licks. Frank Beard still pounds amusing. The^comedy never lets Anchor recognizes this error and carefully. Even if you only listen contributions or absences on the out a fast beat, but he gets more up. respectfully submits this to the music, it is well worth it. a- different songs, which is good intricate at times. Unfortunately Tom Jones is a continuous str- apology. ha seems to have been around for because they sound like a unified Dusty Hill's bass line is buried in ing of puns, satire and down right a while by the depth of the lyrics team. the layoring at times. bad jokes. The characters are and music. "The Sun Always wonderfully done and a most Shines on T.V." is a good critique hilarious manner. Everything of the idealistic daydreaming just accents the total and trying to live by it. It pro- ridiculousness of the whole situa- bably won't make number one, tion and the characters but who cares, it is still a great themselves. song. Poor Tom (our hero) is a This band will have another hit bastard. He is in love with the off this record, but as to which Lady Sophia Weston. The Lady one will most likely depend on an cannot marry a base-born in- M-TV video because of the suc- dividual. So instead her father cess of "Take On Me." That and aunt set up a marriage to a video is one of the most creative I real loose of a guy. She goes into have seen in a long time. These fits, and Tom Jones is eventually guys provide food for thought. thrown out of the house where a And its a whole lot better than kind old squire has been raising Phelps does for the stomach. him. I'm sorry I couldn't have had something in last weeks paper about this, but that's how it goes. Too bad there wasn't more publitcity for it either. It was a Blues Singer great movie, and this was about my third time seeing it. I'd see it again given the chance. to Perform Other movies playing this week in the Holland area PRICE PER QTY PRICE PER are:Death Wish Three: A good CLIP & SEND W ORDER CIRCLE SIZE ITEM ORD. CLIP & SEND W ORDER CIRCLE SIZE ITEM If you like to swing to 1 PENGUIN LUST T SHIRT S M XL S9 95 1 12 COMPUTER KID T SHIRT S M L XL Charles Bronson movie, it that's 2 PENGUIN LUST JERSEY S M XL 11 95 2 13 PENGUIN DREAMS. BOOK 6 95_ what you like (see last weeks "rythym and blues", boogie on 3 BLOOM COUNTY T SHIRT S M XL 9 95 3 14 YUPPIE STUFFED OPUS. 11 4 BLOOM COUNTY JERSEY S M XL 11 95 .4 15 GIANT STUFFED OPUS, 18 down to the Pit of the Kletz to 9 95 paper for the review there.) 5, LOOSE TAILS BOOK 695 .5 17 STEVE DALLAS T-SHIRT S M L XL Jagged Edge: Sounds like a hear Rick Kelley. 6 TOONS FOR OUR TIMES, BOOK 6 95 .6 18 ACK (BILL THE CAT) T-SHIRT S M L XL 9 95 7 IN PENGUIN LUST NIGHTSHIRT 1 SIZE FITS ALL 12 95 very good movie from those that He will be singing blues music 7 SMALL STUFFED OPUS DOLL. 7 10 00 8 LARGE STUFFED OPUS DOLL. 11" 18 00 8 IS PENGUIN LUST SWEATSHIRT S M L XL 19 95 on Nov. 20 at 7:30 p.m. Kelly is 9 PLUS $1.50 PER ITEM have seen it. It is a serious and 9 BILL THE CAT T SHIRT S M XL 995 ^0 —postage & handling visiting Hope from Muskegon 10 SITTING OPUS T SHIRT S M XL 9 95 emotional one though. " 11 , GRAND TOTAL Nightmare of Elmstreet Part and this is his second Hope Col- 11 DONT BLAME MET SHIRT S M XL 995 More 2: I'm told it's great if you liked lege performance. NAME I I I I I I I I I I n the last one, or if you like scary So if you're tired of tuning in f*omiG APT. VnilllYTIDI^ movies that have no justification your radio or listening to your ADDRESS walkman, come to the Kletz for from . • for hteir plots accept to be scary. CITY L_L J STATE Transylvania 6-5000: A horror some live blues sound! comedy that has just opened last • CHECK ZIP L1N-IEX/ho^^ Friday. Haven't heard anything 5446 Hwy. 290W, #301 about it and the reviews in the ACCOUNT NO Austin, Texas 78735 papers have not been good. /—X~"\ MO YR PHONE ORDERS That's all for this week in the u (MmHaCordj u VISA l i I i l WELCOME way of movie reviews. 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our tiny practice field, but we collegiate game in the history of Hope's players, still recovering decided to carry through with Hope College Ultimate (Final from a lot of studying the night our mission, and to complete our score: 7-4). Since Kalamazoo before. destiny. was the Ultimate State Champ After getting ahead 3-0 at the By Dan O'Neill Hope College Ultimate Team Much to everyone's surprise, last year, we observed a period start of the third and final game, If. by chance, you have been travelled to Kalamazoo to fan off we scored the first goal against of being the best in the state, for Hope's momentum seemed to listening to WTHS for the past against Kalamazoo College and the Chicago team who had by a while. dwindle as the players found it two Saturdays, from 9:00-11:0() in the University of Chicago. The then proven themselves superior A week later on Saturday, more comfortable to lay in the the morning, or if you have seen wind was calm, the skies gray, to Kalamazoo. Frankly, we were November 9, Kalamazoo came to mud than to catch the frisbee. a black and white Volkswagon and a nip was in the air as the shocked. The reality of the situa- Holland for more. On a day unfit and Kalamazoo took the final microbus with Hope Ultimate three teams played in the cold tion hit. however, when they for outdoor exposure, we faced game 8-10. The State Champion- mud. Disc Team spraypainted on the scored the last goal and won by a off against our opponenet in a ship was short-lived, but cheers sides full of screaming men with When Hope arrived, all hope mere two. (Final score: 5-7) grueling battle for the State were exchanged and hands bandanas or silly hats, then you was lost as our team stared in Kalamazoo, a more worthy op- Championship. Much to our sur- s h a k e n a s both Ie a m s probably have figured out that disbelief at the slick moves of the ponent. found themselves prise. we lost the final two games demonstrated the good sport- Hope's Ultimate Frisbee Club is opponents. Their cuts and throws floundering in the mud as we with scores of 5-7 and (i-H. Lead smanship typical of such a wild active. You happen to he right. seemed Utopian in nature com- slipped (no pun intended) past by a veteran frisbee player. and wonderful game of I'ltimate Saturdav. November 2. the pared to what we been used to on them to win our verv first inter- Kalamazoo was a challenge to Frisbee.

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Dutch Tie in Rain; Garner Third Cross Country Romps by Ben Hannernan The MIAA regular season came to an end Saturday as the Flying Dutchman hosted the Al- to MIAA Title bion Britons in a game that would determine the league by Steve Underwood Although Johnson didn't have champion. It was the 56th one of his better races, his meeting between the two football Easy wins were the order of outstanding performances in the powers, dating back to 1926. The the day for dominant Lindsey dual meets enabled him to also series had been relatively even Dood and his Hope teammates at merit all-conference. Cole was with Hope holding a slight 27-25-4 the 51st MIAA championships in also chosen to give Hope three advantage. In last year's con- Holland last Saturday. runners on the seven-man honor lost. a 28-6 decision went to the The Dutchmen blazed a hot squad. An Albion runner was Dutchmen. trail on a cold, drizzly, breezy chosen over Shoemaker in a Before a crowd of 2.355 at the day, claiming their 13th won or somewhat controversial pick for Holland Municipal Stadium on shared MIAA title in 15 years one of the spots. Saturday, the two teams battled under Coach William Vanderbilt. As usual. Hope dominated the to a scoreless tie. The field was a They accumulated just 30 points, individual race in both quantity definite factor in the game but with rival Calvin a distant second and quality, taking the top five the defenses were both outstan- with 63. Since Hope won both this spots and having nine of the 21 ding. race and the dual meet schedule, finishers. Mike Northuis may Our destiny is in our own they claim an outright champion- have earned a berth on the seven- hands', said head coach Kay ship. man team going to regionals next Smith during the best week of Albion's 86 points won a close Saturday. He won the race in practice. The Dutchmen were battle for third place over Alma 27:13. a faster time than the looking to give Albion a tough (90) and Kalamazoo (100). seventh Dutchman in the team battle and as it turned out, they Adrian and Olivet brought up the race. did. The defense limited the rear with 152 and 220 points Don Kammer gave Northuis Britons to only 36 yards in total respectively. all he wanted for most of the race offense, while the offense gained Dood took charge of the race before finishing second in 27:30. 251. before the two-mile mark of the Wally Avis (third—27:56), Dave Hope made numerous at- five-mile race, and breezed to a Kingma (fourth—28:13). and An- tempts to penetrate the goal line 26-second victory in the less than dy Kromminga (fifth—28:24) but they were turned away each desirable conditions. He clocked gave Hope their sweep of the first time. 'Credit their defense,' said a 25:51. Lindsey was obviously- five. Smith. 'We had scoring op- voted all-conference and also Other Hope finishers included portunities all afternoon, but Most Valuable in the league. Marcel Sales (seventh—28:51). their defense was too tough.' After an Alma, and two Albion John Higuchi (14th—30:54). Pat In the second half, for exam- runners claimed the next three Glennon (a personal best 32:43 in ple. the Dutchmen had the ball on spots, Kevin Cole led a pack of 19th) and Mike Olszewski the three yard line in a first- Hope runners that grabbed five (20th—33:52). Olszewski was bat- do wn-and-goal-to-go situation. of the next six places. Overall, tling stomach flu problems. The Briton defense stiffened and the Dutch had six of the top ten The Orange and Blue will forced a field goal attempt. finishers. Cole's time was 26:29. travel to Terre Haute. Indiana However, a high snap made for a Kevin Shoemaker raced in for the Great Lakes Regional oad placement and that resulted seventh (26:38): Craig Kingma Meet this Saturday, in hopes of in a blocked kick. A Hope player sprinted in eighth (26:46); John qualifying for the NCAA Division grabbed it and started running McElwee kicked in ninth (26:48); HI National Meet. The top two out he was soon swarmed upon and Randy Johnson held down teams from the meet will make by several defenders. That pret- loth. John Gardner was 26th lor it. ty much told the story of the en- Hope in 27:50. lire game. The only difference was that Hope drove and came up empty but Albion never drove. In the first halt Albion never Tu to got beyond the 30 yard line. 'We 99Y Musicale dominated the game." remarked V Coach Smith. 'We should feel Present proud that we did dominate. v This Sunday How often do you hold the number one team in the league to Recital only 36 yards?' The only real.threat from the Britons came late in the fourth Lynette Tuggy will present her quarter when Hope tumbled. junior recital in Dimnent A trio by Brahms will be the Again. Hope's defense rose to the Memorial on Friday November major work in the second Hope occasion and stopped the opposi- 15 at 4:30 p.m. Lynette is a piano Faculty Musicale to be presented tion a lew plays later. Another performance major here at Hope Sunday, Nov. 17 at 4 p.m. in such threat came a few minutes „ JO studying under Mr. Charles Wichers Auditorium. later and again it was stopped. Aschbrenner. Her program for Performing the trio will be The clock then showed :03 left in that afternoon will include violinist Charles Cray, cellist the game, and Albion attempted Mozart's sonata K. 330 in C Ma- Robert Ritsema. and pianist a field goal. A victory would give jor, Bartok's suite Op. 14. a Charles Aschbrenner. them a better chance to make Chopin etude Op. 25 number one. Opening the recital. THomas any post season tournaments but Bach's . "Fantasia,"a Barber Gouwens, organist, will play the kick was nowhere near the nocturne and ballade, and a 'Onder een linde groen" (Under mark and the gun sounded to end Chopin ballade. Ms. Tuggy is a the Green Linden) by Jan the game. member of Delta Omicron, the Sweelinck. Despite not winning the title, international honorary music Russell Floyd, clarinet, and Coach Smith stated that he was fraternity, sings soprano in the Joan Conway, piano, will present proud of his team. 'We did as Chapel Choir, and participates in the Sonatina lor Clarinet and well and even better than we ex- the German Club as well. Her Piano by the modern English pected this season with all our career plans include going to composer .viarln.u talent graduate school and continuing Several tiuilai selections com- • her studies majoring in soio plete .lie varied program, per- piano performaivv lonned in Larrv Mailroid. photos by Dave Davis Page 16 November 13, 1985

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HeLv.w., ..w.w ^--'rc not M Phelps West dormmates afraid of Bread! ...I am the Jerk who is preemi- nent Join the official Rag on Dave Negs - So, how have the Mets among Jerks; Baer Club. Now. been doing this year?!? (smile, My words are choice; Rolfe- give blood lately? smile) My ability has no equal; Rag on Dave today Start scope'n for that special so- By the Order of Murray the Hey Gail- what are yu going to do meone - Winter Fantasia is com- Great with all those gumballs in your ing sooner than you think I Turtle of Heaven and Earth, mouth? Love, randy Get with the spirit of the season! May my justice prevail in the Babyfrostings- we only live once Winter Fantasia, J an 18th, 1986. land; By the word of Murray, my right? Well, then, lets keep doing Get that special someone to ask spiritual it up! Me you to Winter Fantasia, Jan 18th, advisor. 1986. Start working on it now I Brian Breen- Happy Birthday!' May my statutes have no one to The Dudesse Kristi - Please keep the noise rescind Brian Breen- You're a level down - my roommate is try- them..." 9 sweetheart. Happy Birthday ing to sleep! Thanks. Oh, and ah - From The Code of Ham- -grow up would you?!! Jen murabi, A week late, here it is: To the Come see Big A1 Weiner and The as translated by the Fudgie. Real Brute: When you said paybacks are rough, you really Buns, live on stage Saturday Scott Brown must Die! meant rough! night from 9 to 1 at the Sailing All agreed, raise you hand. Club Dance in the Kletz. Ever- HI Renee Let's see...ah, its unanimous. body is invited (provided that You never know when the Jagged they pay one dollar each). Was not the most beautiful Edge will visit your kitchen creature Karen Annis - you are the most Who wrote all those banned ever Aphrodite, the goddess of special friend anyone could ever classifieds about Dolly Parton? n't? -aih^-OF ve/iR 4^0 rowy beauty? ask for; what would the Lite Who you least expect! House do without you? v And was not the greatest fighter FIMO oa^. Het^o toAUK'^ TH^UQH of all Hey Ploost Keep counting- only 5 Lite House girls you are so very times Ares, the God of War7 more weeks! VlsJE CHROME . THt -p^o^ "BON/ s uMWME special to me; life would just be l And did not Apollo, the god of hey hey hey! Cubby, are you miserable without you beauty music sure you're not Troy? I'll tell you t^F 7H^ 4F80ACH/ hlh present. and poetry, create songs that one thing you are the best! Love, Lite House messenger: don't you could Sunshine know who to use punctuation? not be bettered? Fozzie-Thanks! You're the best- And who taught you to write Then you, Murray, 0 god of the Love, MO anyway? Sincerely, an over- Jerks, worked underpaid person. must be the biggest jerk of Amoeba- keep smiling because them all. you lookmahvalous! ^ 1 F-L-O-A-T, Sigma Sigma OKE! J To the amoeba- you guys were Hey Priscilla Bayer ya wanna MILITARY COLLECTIBLES there when I needed you and that party in the Kletz - beer's on me! FORSALE means the world to me. Thanks Knowhatlmean? Beautiful Japanese Officer's for the love and support! KK Swampi - no need to steal pum- dress dagger from Russo- Did your mother attend Hope pkins, Phelps is giving us a hand! Japanese War! U.S. Medals College? Was she in the Dorian - Ditch Pig from WWI and WWII including the Purple Heart and Sorority? If so, please contact Terri - Have ya worn your party Distinguished Flying Cross Laura Lowry ext 6150, Gilmore belt lately? Just wondering. 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WHERE THE PATIENTS ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM OF SCOTT BROWN- When Scott Can U Solve the mystery of wsa 4 years old, his parents took EMPTY K? yesterday I had a box for life to him to New York City. After a Denver, fill complete. Today, I find my big day of excitement, his cube unlocks, and wraps around I want your Body. parents noticed that he was not me so neat. Gopher. with them. His mother was Wanted: honest, sincere, funlov- desparate. 'Calm down,' his Can third floor Phelps help me find G or S? ing female to share upstairs father said. 'He has to be apartment. Very nicely furnish- somewhere.' Just then, a man Picture this question at 4 am. ed. Large bedroom available for walkedupwithaboombox. They Columbia 4: The Carpet's Rot- ALA j j Another 1 or 2 persons Rent reasonable; were overjoyed when they heard ting... 125 per month with utilitiesif 2 Scott's voice say 'This is Scott ViCT\r^ HAS John, Doug, & Rob...we're live there. 96M» E. 15th. If in- Brown on WNEW, NEW YORK.' waiting patiently. terested call Julia at 392-1508 Scott stayed at WNEW for 14 C^IMCD after 10 p.m. HOGAN'S HEROS FAN CLUB! I years growing in knowledge and THE Join in the fun from 11:55 to Hi, I'm an intellegent, good look- wisdom. Then/he heard that there was a new radio station in hAIMTA-ZA/AVde: 12:30, Tues thru Thur. in Scott ing, hip and happening business Hall basement T.V. room. Bob major kind of guy-looking for a Holland, Michigan called WTHS. hA^ (U;l7V) Bogner Pres., Dave Hiipp Vice one position woman for a wife- he made his millions. So, follow- Pres. - P.S. Eat before you come. leave name with the love squad if ing the call of adventure, he interested. came to WTHS to live happily of dfaih) ! ever after. Dan and Phil- I had the Who the To the Halloween Candy Thieves THE LEGENDARY EGO other night, but I dropped it and p TRIP CONTINUES, SUNDAY it broke That was a mean, selfish trick. 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