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UC SAN DIEGO www.ucsdguardian.org VOLUME 102,ISSUE 16 Worldwide Fat Tuesday Week Draws Ru ...... ACency Claims Attention to Jailed Student Had 'Ies to u.s. Intelll.... Eating Disorders MOSCOW - The domestic intelligence agency unexpectedly Student health advocates said Tuesday that an American graduate student, arrested nearly a hold information sessions month ago on seemingly minor By MARGARET O'NEIU drug charges, was probably work­ ing for U.S. military intelligence. • Staff Writer The arrest of the student, John Edward Tobbin, a Fulbright scholar UCSD's Student Health Services and who is believed to be 23 or 24, drew Advocates operated a table at RlMAC from 3 almost no notice when it was p.m. to 6 p.m.on Monday to mark the begin­ reported two weeks ago in Moscow ning of Eating Disorder Awareness Week, newspapers here. But Tuesday the which continues through Friday. Pamphlets regarding this year's themes. "Every BODY is Beautiful" and "Celebrating See MOSCOW, Page 7 Every BODY: were offered to students, along with the opportunity to talk to trained profes­ sionals about body image. fitness and nutrition National issues. The goal of the programs this week arc "to bring awareness that there are eating disor­ Appeals Court Questions ders on campus: according to Heather Kurata, u.s. Lawyer on Plan Rebecca Drexle're trying to shift the was the founder and leader of America 's first success­ Last seen in Mira Mesa focus more toward body ful farm workers' union and was a prominent figure Driving dark blue BMW Z3 in the Chicano civil rights movement until his death Planned return to Calabasas, Calif. acceptance. " in 1993. The UCSD Commemoration Committee is spon­ If you have seen him, - ...... soring a variety of events throughout March in cele­ pNIne cal. (818) 222-6934. t-jealth Services Dietician bration ofChavcz's life. including a candlelight vigil, a See story at right Set CIMWIZ, Page 3 J

Thursday, March 1, 2001 The UCSD Guardian NEWS 3 2 NEWS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 1, 2001 initiated it this year, and hopefully we'll be Chavez: even more involved next year." As part of the holiday celebration, EVENTS ETCETERA Essay contest wirmers will read UCSD, in partnership with the San Diego their wurk at Chavez breakfast Cesar Chavez Committee, is sponsoring an essay contest dedicated to celebrating the Thursda March 1 ConIInued from .... 1 life and achievements of Chavez. • fTHH nf~'HE" /t".'TEt VIICINT .wIIWIIII TJlIf "Mc,,"~ ,.... "" "1'ItT... ,, ,6& f~ Editor in Chief "Remembering Cesar" panel discussion and The contest is open to students from Information: Eating I'Ir T.""~ , Atlt SAlt , • \ ~ G~C' Sltlt, "~t1llt1 't T •• b ,.~ ... : the Cesar E. Chavez Humanitarian Awards, grades seven through 12 and challenges .,..H. ,0 ~r HEl, 1.~ .,. .... 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Student Center BulkIi~ 'A', Rm. 217 OPINION 5 4 OPINION The UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 1, 2001 Thursday, March 1, 2001 The UCSD Guardian University Must Protect EDITORIAL Wanna-be Detective Fails Miserably VI_nt ...... , Editor in Chief Students from Racism Bill Bur,., • AlI_ NonIe, Managing Editors using binoculars and carefully never be solved. Yet, I gritted my Jeffrey White , Copy Editor recorded any suspicious activity teeth and prepared myself for the By ULA HOLLMAN In o ne "Anti-Zionism" lecture T_ Vu, Opinion Editor in a notebook 1 bought specifical­ worst. And the worst happened. M.tt Schr...." Assoc iate News Editor Random Special to the Guardian sponsored by the Muslim Student ly for "important investigations: It all started on a seemingly Robert Fulton, Sports Editor PINION Association, MCC, Arab Student h Yid PlIz, Photo Editor Ravings As the years progressed and innocent day last week. I woke Idioms such as "Mexican immi­ Union and Associated Students, IV! my obsession increased, I called up happy, refreshed, without a grants are all on welfare," "blacks Bashir Iduoi spoke on the subject The UCSD GuardiBIIIS published tWICe a week the UOIVt!fs.ty of 'AN*I at California, M'- . I'~ SlD E ,..-y·(LI"'To",, ·SIR, the bureau's Los Angeles office care in the world, vastly unpre­ of Zionism in America. Although san Diego. Contenls 02000. Views expressed herein represent the majority vote DIVYA RUNCHAL are criminals" or "Jews are involved and urgently asked them to send pared for. what lay before me. 01 the edltof'lal board, and are not necessanly those of the UC Board of Regents. tlUT Wo ULI> '(~ ~ A8LE in a world conspiracy" are widely he claimed that he was not an anti­ the ASUCSO. nor the entire GUMdian stall. ver since I was 12, I have me an application for employ­ In a vain attempt to look a bit recognized, especially in an acade­ Semite, he spent the entire hour­ To S\fit' M~ ... been consumed by the ment. They sent me a pamphlet neater than I actually do, I turned mic environment such as our com­ and-a-half lecture detailing his the­ Edesire to become a detec- sans application, and after pes­ on the clothing iron to eliminate munity at UCSD, as blatantly racist ory that American Jews, Jewish reli ­ tive - not just an ordinary detec­ tering irritated FBI agents and any wrinkles from my clothes. remarks whose purpose is to target gious leaders and Jewish organiza­ Winterfest Funds tive, but a pseudo-Batman type clerks, 1 was encouraged to try Unfortunately, I forgot to turn it a specific ethnic or religious group tions control Am erican politics, who hunts dangerous criminals later - preferably much later. off after ironing my clothes. After and to incite hatred against it. As policy and public opinion. "Jewish single-handedly and wins the Regardless, even after becom­ I stepped out of the shower, belt­ an intelligent, historically aware Conspiracy Theory," anyone? Should Be Allocated admiration of millions of grateful ing disillusioned with the bureau ing out cheesy. Disney songs, 1 college community, we can distin­ Not only is this notion ludi­ citizens. after learning about some of its entered the room and sat on the guish activities that promote an crous, but it is also a blatantly Elsewhere It all began seven years ago subethical actions, I was still floor. My flesh met metal, and academic discussion from those racist, anti-Jewish idea that dates when two female FBI agents came interested in pursuing a career in before I knew it, my butt was that disseminate hate and creat(: a back hundreds of years. The same to my middle school to talk to the law enforcement field. burned. negative and unsafe campus com­ racist concept was perhaps most Friday marked UCSD 's- fourth Winteriest, aspiring agents about the merits In my freshmen year of col­ Realizing the predicament I munity. If such racist activities clearly articulated in the .Hitler­ featuring Sprung Monkey, Lucy Pearl and of putting their lives on the line to lege, I searched for illicit criminal . was in, I anxiously called my occur on our academic campus, the sponsored propaganda of Nazi local band Fo.N. Even though most students help innocent civilians. I sat activity on campus, eager to get mother who assured me that university must take action against Germany. Hitler depicted Jews as my foot in the door of the UCSD going to the UCSD Student cannot remember a time when there was no entranced throughout the them, according to UCSD's own miserly, power-hungry thugs who speech; my eyes glazed over as I police department. Sadly, either Health Center was the proper Principles of Community and controlled the wealth of the non­ Winterrest, it is a relatively new tradition; the imagIned myself saying, "Agent due to the fact that there was lit­ thing to do. When I mentioned Hate-Free Campus Campaign. Jews. T his type of propaganda first one was held in 1998. Certain factors, Runchal. I have a warrant for your tle crime that occul"(Cd on cam­ that showing a part of my body The purpose of the university allowed Hitler to sway public opin­ however, have forced the to consid­ arrest," to fugitives featured on pus or due to my poor investiga­ that even my mom would find environment is to foster a safe and ion against the Jews and make way Guardian tive skills, I was unable to nab reprehensible would knock an er whether we should continue to devote . "America's Most Wanted." I pic­ academic space, conducive to for his Final Solution, or program /1ERr: YOll ~ o , BASY· CAKES! tured the frozen look of fear on even one unlucky criminal. attending nurse unconscious, my learning. For obvious reasons, of genocide against the Jewish peo­ funds and resources to the annual event. T~'J ,s :ruff,4s G:oo. ~S Nfl their faces as their brains regis­ Yet, this year, I was able to put mom told me to get some Vase­ racism on campus does not provide ple. my investigative skills to test line and "deal with it: As I wob­ Although we applaud the A.S. Council for IMIIr""TtDW To f~ 1,,'1 1<1'"1'1 !ered my last name and imagined for a safe or an academic environ­ Hey, if the Jews indeed control when I faced my biggest case of bled to school, bitter at the world coming up with new and interesting ways to M/IIt"c ~! /(In 1". c..m., the thunderous applause from ment. Students of the targeted the politics, policy and public opin­ my short lifetime: the case of the and at my mom for bringing me better student life, the rising prices charged by CLEIV'J ~ fit)' No To DIa~"$! city officials as they awarded me community feel misrepresented, ion of the , then how with numerous awards and a life­ missing spiral-bound notebook. into it, I managed to enter the hurt, scared and angry. If our uni­ did Gore and Lieberman lose the bands have made having three spectacular time supply of ice cream sundaes. This was not just an ordinary UCSD Student Health Center. versity is truly committed to creat­ election? festivals per year virtually impossible. It is the My passion for law enforce­ notebook, this was the notebook Yet, amidst a sea of legiti­ ing a hate-free campus and if it is But seriously, this rhetoric is position of the Guardian that UCSD should ment soon accelerated after I that contained my deepest, dark­ mately sick students, I felt morti­ truly dedicated to protecting all frightening. Added to it the fact est secrets. Well, the truth is that it fied walking up to the reception­ drop Winterrest and divert the money that secured a tour of the FBI's office students, it has an obligation to that anti-Zionism not only attacks in Los Angeles. I became contained all my notes for second ist and telling her that my butt speak out against hateful and hate­ the biblical and historical connec­ goes into it toward bettering the Sun God and obsessed with the idea that I quarter and some poorly written had suffered second-degree inspiring behavior. tion that Jews have to the Holy Fallfest concerts. would soon sit in the same neat poems. Nevertheless, this was the bums. What if she thought I was The ideas disseminated in these Land, but attempts to impose a Last year, many students were disappoint­ desks occupied by federal agents most valuable possession I have some sick, twisted student who past few weeks by the Muslim Cul­ wholly different and incorrect defi­ - or should I say, had - on cam­ did this for kicks? ed with the band choices for Sun God. This at least twice my age. I bought tural Club, within the framework of nition of a religious concept, Zion­ manila folders and labeled them pus, well, besides my ATM card. As the day progressed or "Anti-Zionism Week," are highly ism, onto the Jewish people. The was mostly a result of the lack of funding to with such titles as "serial killers,· Like any detective who faces a should 1 say deteriorated, 1 disturbing because they target a A.S. Council is allowing the MCC pay for better bands. The A.S. Council even "arsonists" and "other psychos." I difficult task, I prepared myself specific campus community, name­ to tell the Jewish Students what had to struggle to get the bands they did. even spied on my neighbors for the reality that the case may Set COI.UMN, Page 6 ly Zionists - the majority of Jews The budget for each of the three festivals - and singles them out for attack. See RACISM, Page 6 rises every year, but the amount of money bands demand is rising at a faster rate. When Kenrick Leurcl Guart1l1Jf1 bigger bands such as Weezer come to our school, it is often because their concerts are THOMAS JEFFERSON put on by off-campus promoters. It is a finan­ Latest WashirigtoD: Fiasco Reeks of cial issue: The A.S. Council simply cannot theatre & dan ce currently afford to pay for such bands to play SCHOOL OF LAw at three festivals every year. Corruption and Unethical Behavior It would be better to have two great festi­ The "hottest" spring c lasses! By RYAN DARBY major constituents with one pardon. Elbaum, who were convict~d of stealing vals with quality, bigger-name bands that Staff Writer Very impressive. Regardless of how clever over $40 million from the federal gov­ everyone enjoys rather than to have three . a politician he thinks he is, this blatantly ernment. Petty offense, right? Well, more mediocre festivals. Bill, B.ill, Bill. What were you think­ shady dealing is being investigated by important is that they are members of a Cult Rim! THGE 11: Wise Guys, Wackos, and Raging ing? U.S. Attorney Mary Jo White and the FBI. Hasidic Jewish community in Rockland Bulls: The R Ims of Robert De Niro. Exa mine the over· The festival to can is clearly Winteriest. For a president who claimed to·be so Apparently it isn't enough for Clinton County, New York - the leaders of the-top performances of one of our most intense screen actors Sun God is here to stay. Fallfest, though mindful of his place in history, you sure to appease his constituents; he also has which had endorsed their request. in full screenings of len of his award ·winning films . The cL1 ss somewhat small now, has the potential to be have done some stupid things. to appease his wife. Perhaps this is a Hasidic communities tend to vote. in will also feature dips of most of his mo re than 70 film s. dating much better with more funding. It is at the Sure, you convinced the American peace offering to help make up for blocs based on the recommendations of back to 1963, as well as documentary behind·the·scenes people to tum a blind eye when you per­ "Monicagate: their leaders, who are therefore courted footage and interviews. Roll will be taken. Mon, 1:25-4:25PM, beginning of the school yea r, it is welcoming It has recently been discovered that jured yourself. But how stupid do you aggressively by politicians. Price Center Theatre. to incoming freshmen and the weather is think we are? two 6f the men Clinton pardoned, Glenn Funny, isn't it, that Clinton was happy generally still nice. Now that you're out of office, nothing to give them clemency, especially in light protects you from the consequences of of his wife's Senate campaign? A small Theatrel THGE 1: Introduction to Theatre. Why thL-a tre? Winterrest shows up at the pinnacle of stu­ Clinton's corruption is more Find out by taking Intm to Thl'3tre, THGE I. Mon & Wed, dent apathy: the middle of winter quarter. your shady dealings that began in the world, indeed. So small, in fact, that it is hours before your departure. obvious now than ever ,.. Of being probed by the same team investi­ 1:25-2:15PM (AND SECTION), Center 113. The weather is often poor and students are Clinton's corruption is more obvious gating the Rich pardon. After all, it's not preoccupied with schoolwork. Unless the now than ever. The most controversial the 140 individuals he entirely ethical, much less legal, to trade Get Involved! 11,i5 series of rill55f5 is d"siglll'd for 5'11111'1115 band lineup for Winterrest is amazing, stu­ example so far is his pardon of billionaire pardoned, the Department clemency for votes. who IIltVliyS !Vllllled to f-",plon' th f various 11ft. of tlrrll,rr /Jill dents will not take to it as much as they fugitive Marc Rich, who fled to Switzer­ Clinton certainly was busy during his /lever had tire opportunity for [orlllal 'raillillg. land in 1983 upon indictment on counts ofJustice had recommended last hours in office. Of the 140 individu­ would the other two festivals. of $48 million in tax evasion, fraud and als he pardoned, the Department of Jus­ Acting! THAC 1: Introduction to Acting. lump in and The Guardian is always interested in m a ~ ;­ illega l oil deals with Iran. that 40 remain behind tice had recommended that 40 remain get your feet wet ! Throup./l a variety of exercises and improvi· ing campus life as fun as possible. A.lthough it While Rich's evasion of a fair trial bars ... behind bars. sations. we will explore the imagination as the ,,,tor's primary should be the first indication of his guilt, He was also busy when he departed resource and break down the barriers th at inhihit creativity. may seem strange that we would take a posi­ Clinton undermined the Department of Braswell and Carlos Vignali, were repre" aboard Air Force One, as he and Hillary tion advocating getting rid of a major campus See schedule for dayS, times, and locations (lots of justice's pleas and pardoned the fugitive. sented by Hugh Rodham, the brother of looted everything that had a presidential choicesl). No Prerequisites. festival, we think having well-funded, more Why would Clinton pardon him, espe­ former first lady Sen. Hillary Rodham emblem and wasn't nailed down. cially after experts on the case had begged Clinton. Once again, small world, huh? exciting Sun Gods and Fallfests would be bet­ Although this epitomizes the lack of Dancel Take a break from th o:;c tedious lectu re classes, be him not to? This is where we see how Rodham was paid over S4OO,OOO for integrity of these indi'liduals, we must ter for students overall . creative. take a -d'lIlce class! Wc've got classes in a lli evel~ of crooked "Slick Willy· really is. Rich's ex­ his services, most of which has been focus on their illegal activities instead. wife had allegedly donated more than·$l returned for obvious reasons. Based upon After all, these actions are not very diffi­ Modern, Jazz, Ballet, c1a!>.~es in Latin dalKe, African, das.~cs in million to Clinton and other Democrats the Clinton's track record, this display of cult to recognize as such. chnreo!(raphy, history and pcr(ormalKe classes too! Your mind over the last eight years, including cronyism is hardly surprising; They claim What was going through this man's and body will thank you! See schedule for days, times, PROPS & FLOPS $450,000 directly to Clinton's library to have only recently discovered that the head? Did he honestly believe no one and locations (lots of choices!). No Prerequisites. foundation in Little Rock. applicants were represented by Rodham. would notice his blatant abuse of power? Thumbs up to Mardi Gras. If So after receiving over a million dol­ Right, and young Bill didn't inhale. This His reasoning is simple. He's always got­ only we had first-class tickets to lars from his wife, Clinton just happened little mishap is being investigated by a very ten away with such abuse in the past, so to pardon Rich. Small world, huh? angry Senate Judiciary Committee. he expects to do the same thing now. Getting Your Start! UCSD Thea tre and Dance alum · . It appears another reason for Rich's Let's not forget about Hillary's bid for Throughout his presidency, he was nus Bcnicio Del Tom was recently named "Hot Actor of pardon was to please prominent Israeli Senate. After all, she's so disliked that it protected, whenever possible, by the the Moment" hy Thl' New York Tilll("s. The Golden officials, including former Prime Minis­ would be difficult for her to win any pub­ media. Moreover, the majority of the Globe-winning star of Th" i'lcdllf, Trafl;.. and SlIatch lic office without bending a few rules. Thumbs down to the down- ter Ehud Barak, who claim that Rich has population simply did not care. As long talked about getting his SU r! in an acting class at 00 donated over $80 million to the coun­ To grease the rails for her, hubby ex­ as the economy stayed strong - which UCSD: "I discuvered th.lt there is.l science to it, that it's pour of bad weather. Sunshine is . try's various charities and helped evacu­ President Clinton commuted the sen­ Clinton had nothing to do with - not just lu ck and good looks: why we came here, babyl ate its citizens from Yemen and Ethiopia. tences of Kalmen Stem, David Gold­ Well now, Clinton has satisfied two stein, Benjamin Berger and Jacob Set SCANDAL, Page 6 .~

The UCSD Guardian NEWS 7 6 ~ OPINION The UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 1,2001 Thursday, March 1, 2001

two months ago, would be a I realized with a sickening feel­ Racism: political statement. Instead, this Column: ing that the FBI may never have a Scandal: "Anti-Zionism Week" attacked a IU-fated investigation place in its ranks for me. After University sponsorship of community of people that summoning the last of my dignity Presidential f"lT'Io!zs MCC event was unethical includes not only Jews in [srael primed fruitless - much of which was shredded by tarnish Clinton's image but Jews around the world. interviewing anonymous individu­ ~ "... continued from paC. I What is even more disturbing contIna... "...... I als for information regarding my ...... is that members of the MCC and learned I had earned a whopping notebook - [ walked into the nobody cared how many laws he ~D & they are, and then they are spon­ NATION soring a week against that defini­ the MSA were made aware of the 68 on a midterm and had little UCSD police station. The look of broke. tion . If "An t.i -Zionism Week" ca n nature of their program and given chance of getting an A in the fear on my face may have suggest­ Apparently Clinton did not real­ be sponsored by the university, the opportunity to address our class. Worse, my feet ached hor­ ed that [ was in bigger trouble than ize that the rules would change the then it should similarly fund an concerns, but they chose not to rendously after being encased for [ actually was, because they quick­ moment he left office. Although he Church Club Battle For Access to "Anti-Palestinian Week: based do so. At a meeting prior to "Anti­ hours in uncomfortable !:ioots. To ly asked me if [ needed. any help. boasted a very 'high performance on the definition of a Palestinian Zionism Week" mediated by the top off my disastrous day was the Their concern, however subsided approval rating, his personal as one who commits acts of ter­ administration, professors Hasan untimely loss of my notebook. when [ informed them that I had approval rating was, and still 'is, School Heads to Supreme Court rorism in order to drive the Jew­ Kayali and David Goodblatt of Recognizing that finals are lost a notebook and inquired as to embarrassingly low. ish people into the sea, an eq ual­ the history department explained only a few weeks away com­ whether it had been returned. Now that the American people M[LFORD, N.Y. - To the Rev. To a range of groups, one in the high court's evolving ly preposterous presumption. to th e leaders of these organiza­ pounded my fear that I would get Sadly, the answer was no. On don't consider Clinton essential to Stephen D. Fournier, pastor of the definition of the relationship The importance of the events tions why "Anti-Zionism Week" kicked out of UCSD and be the car ride back home to my the economy, they Can despise his Community Bible Church in this the Good News Club between churches and public of the past few weeks cannot I?e is seen as an anti-Semitic attack. denied entrance to the FBI, CIA, apartment, [ pondered over the abominable character; the thanks of rllral community of 3,000, the is a chipper moniker schools. ignored. "Anti-Zionism Week" The non-Muslim and non­ even the LAPD. However, [ tri ed fate of my poor, innocent note­ a grateful nation. The media sees Milford Central School seemed uThis would be a very decep­ affects every minority community Jewish community on ca mpus to imagine what Batman would book. Whose unscrupulous this trend in public sentiment and is the obvious place to hold meet- for religious coercion tive and dangerous precedent: on campus, including the Muslim most likely regards the eve nts of do in this situation. hands now had possession of the happy to perpetuate it. That's what - ings of the Good News Club, a said Barry W. Lynn, a minister and students. Why not support an the past few weeks as a confusing First, I retraced my steps. I sheets of paper lined with random selling newspapers is all about. church-run youth group. The ofyoung children. executive director of Americans Anti -Gay Week? Fine, that's a political argument between two went to every location [ visited, notes and cheesy poetry? What if This isn't just a partisan Repub­ school serves as communal hub, United for Separation of Church legitimate opinion and protected minority groups disputing the wandering all over campus with a [ never found it? Would my lican issue. His fellow Democrats where after school hours class­ them as members of Christian and State, which filed a brief sup­ free speech according to the A.S. reality of a political situation. This pained expression on my face teachers forgive me and out of are turning against him as well. rooms buzz with meetings of the churches, the Good News Club porting the school. "[t's not about Council and the administrati on. is si mply incorrect. The issue is (due to my burns) and a peculiar unwavering sympathy, give me A's Former President Jimmy Carter, the 4-H Club, Rotarians and the Boy operates 4,622 clubs in this coun­ the content of the speech, it's While the university may allow not about politics. The issue is hop in my step (due to my throb­ for the quarter? Would a literary last Democrat to hold the presi­ Scouts. try and othe.rs in 142 nations. The about a simple principle: You have students the freedom to say what one-sided. What the Jewish com­ bing feet) . Next, [ interrogated agent find my bad poetry a mark dency before Clinton, has The school refused, however, fellowship says it meets in more a captive audience of young they wish, they have a choice munity refuses to keep silent anyone [ could find as to the of hidden genius and offer me denounced his actions as disgrace­ saying the club, which evangelizes than 500 schools nationwide. schoolchildren. Do you open whether to support student about is racist speech and propa­ whereabouts of the missing millions of dollars to publish it? ful to the office and attributes them children ages 5 to 12, was aimed Fournier and his wife, Darlcen, them up or not for adult-led TMS photo speech with student funds. ganda directed at Jews. [t is a Jew­ object. [ questioned employees of These prospects, although tanta­ to donations and gifts. atesrablishing religion, and there­ describe the club as a place where evangelism after the school bell Should our money support hate ish value to work for tolerance Sierra Summit and asked diners if lizing, seemed unlikely. [ hope the American people are fore violated not only school poli­ children sing songs and hear s~ rings?W speech? What about a week and human rights. That is why they had seen a black notebook Like Sherlock Holmes, [ nar­ finally opening their eyes. Look at cy but the U.S. Constitution. On ries that reinforce " morals from a To the Fourniers' supporters, In Speech Jo C~ngress, protesting the Fourteenth these past few weeks have been a hidden under a pile of pasta or rowed everything down to the this guy. He's scum. [ hope he'll hide Wednesday, after four years of Christian perspective: the potential is equally frighten­ Am endment to the Constitution? double tragedy. Not only did the bowl of soup. obvious and realized with a in the same ditch as his "spiritual legal fights, lawyers for Fournier But to a range of groups, from ing. Bush Stresses Tax Cut Why not? The group could say MCC knowingly target and attack . Perhaps my lowest point - and sunken heart that my notebook advisor: Jesse "Rent-A-Mob" Jack­ will argue before the U.S. national school organizations to MThe question is, can schools that it was launching a political the Jewish community, my com­ highest in terms of sheer despera­ was probably hidden in a mess of son. They have a lot in common. Supreme Court that the school civil libertarians, the Good News determine on a whimsy which WASHINGTON - President only for a tax cut but also for his eve nt. Sound f3IT1iliar? Well, as munity, and make us feel unsafe tion - was when I asked a girl sit­ banana peels, bubble-gum wrap­ Pardoning these criminals for .discriminated against the group Club is a chipper moniker for groups they do or do not like?" Bush turned full force to the diffi­ education proposals and hi s plan educated students and faculty, we on campus, but they also suc­ ting in a toilet stall if she had come pers and other refuse in a trash payoffs was incredulous.and illegal. and violated his FIrst Amendment religious coercion of young chil­ said John W. Whitehead, president cult ljsk of selling the Congress for a partial privatization of the real ize that an attack on the Four­ ceeded in alienating us from the across a notebook in the rest room. can somewhere on campus. This mess will someday go down in right of free speech. dren. of the Rutherford Institute, a con­ and die country on his legislative Social Security entitlement pro­ teenth Amendment is an attack Palestinian cause. . Even the employees of EDNA Yet, even though I'm moving history as "Pardongate." The dispute is not merely a As President Bush aims to servative group in Virginia that agenda Tuesday night, using a gram. agai nst every minority student on [ am devastated that the MCC and the Sunshine Store were not on and ricking up the shattered Clinton got away with perjury, local one. Run by a group of involve religious groups in social has financed the Fourniers' law­ nationally televised address from The speech was intended to set ca mpus. unnecessarily and hatefully free from my investigative queries. pieces 0 my life (I'm going to go but [ hope he doesn't get away with born-again believers called the service and suggests relaxing rules suits. the House chamber to cast his the stage for the release on The MCC has unfortunately imposed upon me a false defini­ As my anxiety grew, [ became buy a new notebook from the this. The hounds are after him; at Child Evangelism Fellowship, on federal funding to parochial proposed $1.6 trillion tax cut as Wednesday of an actual outline of co mmitted a very serious act: It tion of my religion and conse­ more nervous If I couldn't find a bookstore), I still miss the tattered least two legal teams are investigat­ whose sole "Stated purpose is to schools. school lawyers across the - Kate Zernike "reasonable and responsible." Bush's federal budget for the fis ­ has confused anti-Semitic quently alienated me from a stupid notebook, how could I find papers covered with food and ing these matters. With any luck, evangelize children and establish country say the case is a pivotal The New Yori TImtS [n the most formal and com­ cal year 2002. The administration rhetoric with an extremely impor­ cause that [ believe in, namely the a serial killer, a terrorist or an drink stains that contain my notes. they'll find the evidence they need prehensive speech of his nascent is expected to release a fully tant an d va lid political discussion. right of Palestinians to their own armed psycho? [was terrified that Someone, somewhere on cam­ to put this turkey away. presidency, Bush said that a detailed budget in April. • A week of solidarity with the homeland. More importantly, [ case number two of my career pus, has information about its [f Clinton goes to jail, President blessed era of robust surpluses But the speech was also an Palestinian people, for example, as am disheartened that the univer­ (case number one being the loss whereabouts. And it's up to me to Bush will not pardon him, and [ United States, NATO Support Access would enable the federal govern­ early and important test, with a suggested to the MCC by the sity refused to afford me equal of my mom's car keys) would find that person. Don't count on certainly can't imagine a soul who ment to reduce taxes by that result to be determined down the Union of Jewish Students nearly protection. serve as an omen for the rest of it. it, though. would care. amount over 10 years and still road, of Bush's powers of persua­ for Serbia to Kosovo Buffer Zone spend all that it needed to on edu­ sion, of his ability not only to BRUSSELS - Secretary of Powell said Tuesday Kosovars would be excluded from cation, prescription drugs and command affection but also to State Colin Powell ~id Tuesday any force that might return to the social programs. inspire confidence and shape that the United States is prepared that the problem should area. The result, Bush said, would public opinion. to allow Serbian soldieJ's back into Kosovo is a province of Serbia, be a government balanced And it seemed to mark a turn­ a three-mile-wide buffer zone be resolved without the larger of the two republics between a constructive in-volve­ ing point from the grace peri od of along the Kosovo border, where having Serbian forces remaining in Yugoslavia, but it has ment in people's lives and an Bush 's charm offensive to the 2001·2002 Albanian militants have been been effectively under United equally beneficial detachment uncertain, inevitably co ntentious increasingly active. become 'belligerents,' Nations control since the end of from them. work of getting the legislation he Such a concession would be make the NATO bombing. "Government has a role, and wants passed. the first such easing of the stern which would Recent killings of civilian Serbs an important one," Bush said. "Yet As he had during his presiden­ FAFSA DEADLINE: restrictions that NATO imposed 'a more difficult in the border zone by Albanian too much government crowds out tial campaign, Bush presented on the Yugoslav army after the militants have inflamed passions, initiative and hard work, private cutting taxes as a central part of bombing campaign of 1999. The situation than we leading to concerns at NATO charity and the private economy. that vision and a necessary amu let Technical Servi(es "ground safety zone," on the have now.' about renewed fighting. Our new governing vision says against lawmakers converting sur­ Serbs' side of the border, was set Powe)! said Tuesday that the that government should be active, pluses into budgetary fat, a temp­ up to keep Yugoslav and Serbian send in troops. problem should be resolved with­ but lim,ited; engaged, but not tation that he suggested was irre­ Computer Repair troops and NATO peacekeepers Thesday, with Powell standing out having Serbian forces become overbearing." sistible. well separated after the Kosovo beside him, Lord Robertson, the "belligerents: which would make His speech Tuesday night rep­ war, while Slobodan Milosevic secretary-general of NATO, said "a more difficult situation than we resented Bush's best, most visible - Frank Bruni was still in power. Only lightly NATO was prepared to carry out a have now." opportunity to make his case, not The New York TImes armed police officers are now uphased and continued reduction Robertson said NATO forces MARCH 2 allowed in' the area. of the ground safety zone" and alolli the buffer zone had taken But one section, the Presevo return the area to Serb authoriti es. measures to tighten controls and Tobbin was involved in espionage. valley, has become a haven for But Robertson said NATO needed ucrack down on extremists." Moscow: They said they had believed that armed Kosovar Albanian guerril­ "further military advice" to carry NATO has about 43 ,000 troops in they were close to settling the drug las who seem to want to annex the out the plan. Kosovo, including about 5,700 United States denies charges and securing Tobbin's exit valley to an independent Kosovo. Among the conditions that Americans. charges of espionage from Russia. NATO has been increasingly con­ NATO is setting is that Serbian Tobbin has been denied bail a division of File your Free Application For cerned that the conflict could sold.iers and police officers who -Jane Perlez ContInu... from paC. 1 and has spent the last month in a intensify, but has been reluctant to were involved in attacks on The New York TImes Federal Security Service, the domes­ Voronezh jail. Academic tic successor to the KGB, said that Tobbin was a student at Computing Federal Student Aid (FAFSA) Tobbin had studied Russian at the Voronezh University, an institution with news media, including The facts on their own: Defense Language In stitute in 275 miles south of Moscow fre­ -Services MICrosoft: New York TImes, before the case Tuesday, the a'ppeals judges Monterey, Calif., and had bee n quently attended by foreign ers. by the deadline for full fmancial was completed. responded in kind, accusing trained in interrogation at the U.S. A spokesman for th e State • Coryoration claims Microsoft has said the judge's Jackson of blatantly violating ajudi­ Army's military Department, which. judges are biased comments, which were critical of cial canon that restricts judges from intelligence training Too much runs the Fulbright Computer and printer repair for aid consideration. the company, its lawyers and one commenting about pending cases. center in Fort scholar program, C4!-...... froIII ..... 1 of its founders, Bill Gates, showed Government lawyers made lit­ Huachuca, Ariz. government crowds flatly rejected the the Sherman Antitrust Act had the judge was biased and provided tle effort to defend jackson's The Russians implication that UCSD faculty, staff and students been formed through mergers and a reasonable ground ' fo~ vacatihg comments but sought to contain contend that out initiative and Tobbin worked for acquisitions. the damage that the comments Tobbin has an hard work, private American intelli ­ On site service [n Monday's arguments, the Jackson also criti...'ized had done to the case by trying to American govern­ gence. judges expressed deep skepticism persuade the appeals co urt that ment security charity and the An Am eri ca n i'· of the government's central theory the appeals court, there was ample independent evi­ clearance. official here sa id On-campus location: Room 1412 APM - that the company illegally dence to support breaking up the "The Russian private economy. American expe rts maintained a monopoly in com­ saying that the. judges company. security services were pu zz led by Website: http://techserv.ucsd.edu puter software. With Tuesday's had 'made up 90 Under Jackson 's order, Micro­ believe the American was apparent­ the blowup. "Maybe some FSB Contact the Financial Aid Office at comments, the judges cast fresh soft would be broken into sepa­ ly carrying out work to familiarize colonel is trying to get his stripe," Email: [email protected] (858) 534-4480 or visit our website doubt that the order by U.S. percent of the facts. ' rate and competing companies, himself with the country and lan ­ he said. District Judge Thomas Penfield one for its Windows operating guage before receiving his main A spokesman for the Voronezh Phone: (858)534-4057 at www.ucsd.edulfinaid, if you have Jackson would survive the appeals his judgment. Among other system and one for its other com­ assignment: a spokesman for the arm of th e Federal Security Service court's review. things, Jackson also criticized a put~r programs and Internet Voronezh arm of the security ser­ said Tobbin was arrested on Feb. 1 -any questions. Thesday, the' judges of the U.S. three-j udge panel of the appeals busmesses. vice told the Interfax news service. in the act of buying marijuana. Court of Appeals for the District court in an earlier related pro­ American officials appeared to .of Columbia Circuit, pilloried ceedings. saying that the ,judges - Stephen Labaton be surprised by the charges but - Michael Wines Jackson for granting interviews had Mmade up 90 percent of the The New York TImes also scoffed at the notion that The New York Ttmes 8 HIATUS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 1, 2001 Thursday, March 1,2001 The UCSD Guardian HIATUS 9

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~ ueSD UNIVEIISITY EVENTS OFFICE ...... n .. Reviews: ~ 0 cHporfmenl 01 Student AHom Matthew Good Band nearry lives up to name Cypsy musicians from O{omania ContInued fronI ...... and his three band mates was to try UCSD WOMEN'S SOCCER to crack the American music scene. The -group is making its United DIVRSION rrIT States debut with "Beautiful Mid­ night." CHAMPIO S arat de aidouks And what is more American than beginning the album with cheer­ UCSD MEN'S WATERlPOLO leaders at a pep rally? Not much, unless you count the references to DITVRSITO IIT March 7• Wednesday • 7:30pm • Mandeville Auditorium children and gum. I am up to five. G.A. $17 • Studen~ $12 • UCSD Faculty/Staff &Sr .Cit. $15 ",n the first Hed School Library SECOND lPLACE single off the album, is harder than H.O.H. • Pepper Canyon Apu. UCSD Box Office 858-534·nxS I '~~":;:,- I ~ ..-...... most of the songs recorded, yet it ...... ,.. .._ ...... follows the same dark lyrics of the Peterson Hall • Porter's Pub --- entire album. ~ Price Center • Rathskeller "Subw.bian is as much of a ballad 'ROPIY .' as you can ask for on a rock-alterna­ Registrar's Office ".1"' ___ tive album. Although most of the Revelle Sundry Store ...... tracks follow this gloomy tone, the Solis Hall • TiogalTenaya Halls PRESEI'.'IOI _ selection is particularly agreeable. "Beautiful Midnightn can go one Warren ~e(ture Halls featuring ChanceHoll' Dynes of two ways. [t can be neglected by York Hall • Under grad Library the fickle music industry, which has the UCSD Mascot & Pep Band heard the same sound before, or it University Bookstore can be embraced by the masses as a USE Credit Union genuinely good set of songs. lIanday, March I, Naan Let's just say I am rooting for the Canadian boys. Outer Campus PrIce Canter Plaza -T.... Jones . IIMAC· UNEX Thursday, March 1. 2001 The UCSD Guardian CLASSIFfEDS 13 12 SPORTS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 1, 2001 suninek01958 @aol.com . (3/1 ·3/5) EVENTS Classified Line ------_._.- -_._--- SERVICES Fencing Finishe~ Strong SOLO Passport to Leadership Ad Rates Seminar Series· Etiquette:'Making a Students: S3 per 20 worda Cal Tech, Fullerton have no shot against the Positive Impression to Gain a CLASSIFIEDS FlICulty • Staff: $4 per 20 word. WOMEN/S mighty Tritons and their swift swords. Competitive Advantage. Friday, The UCSD Guardian reserves the right to classify, ed", delete, offensive words and All others: $5 per 20 worda RESOURCE March 2 Price Center pherses, and/or refuse any and all advertisements without proir notification. The Advance payment is required J} COMMITTEE Iy ROIIIRT FULTON Again, the UCSD women's Davis/Riverside 1-2 pm. Presented Advert,ser wNI not hold \he Guardian Nable for any claims resulting form \he publication team did not have a foil squad of \he advertiaement. The publisher wNI allO not be held accountable for any claim from San 'Die80's On-Line Women 's Sports Editor by Nonnie Cameron, Etiquette Plus. an agreement made be_ \he advertiser and \he consumer. Classified Display against Fullenon but took out its Topics covered include: first impres­ 'Rlsource Cjuiae for yreenant women Copy should be reviewed by \he advertiser for errors, In order to be corrected In \he Ad Rates The UCSD fencing team had a frustrations in the epee and sabre, sions. mixing, and mingling, business next ragular Issue, all errors must be reported by \he corresponding deadline, Credn will ana women witli smarr clii(aren $9.25 per column Inch great showing at a meet against Cal winning those two contests 9-0 introductions, body language eti· only be given for \he Incorrect portion 01 \he advertisement. There are no refunds for Deadlines: Tech and California' State and 8-1 respectively. quette, table manners, and the cancellations. www.wrg.org University Fullerton in Pasadena These matches wound up the P.... &end all ~ regarding CI..nJeda to: PubIlcation OOle Displey Ads UneAds importance of cultural awareness in for women. women Tritons' regular season , The UCSO Guardian, Attn: CIMeItIed., 1500 Gilman Drive 103111, L. JoII., CA 12013. Noon Thurs. 3 pm Thurs. 6y this weekend, the global marketplace. (3/1) men's squad finish«;d first in epee Actual location: Student Center A, Room 217. Noon Mon. 3 pm Mon. Referrals for: The men made a stabbing - ~-~--- against Cal Tech , winning the foil with an 11 -1 in the Intercollegiate • Medical Care • Housing round 8-1 and the epee 9-0. Fencing Conference. It placed ANNOUNCEMENTS ~ Financial & Legal Assistance Unfortunately, the TIitons did not second in foil with an 11 -1 mark 858.565.2144 $6.50-$9.50lhr (9/19· [email protected]. 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"What is encouraging is that we are Baseball: not playing well, yet we continue to stay in Track: ball games," he said. "We have the ability Elizabeth Tsu wins the Sullivan had five hits, two to be competitive in the CCAA. It is all within our contro\." 200 and 400 meters RBIs and scored two runs With the two victories, the Gators' ContINi" frOlll ..... II ContIIIIIed froM ..... 18 record climbs to 2-0 in California Collegiate Athletic Association action and said Triton head coach Tony came pouring down, forcing the cancella­ 2-5 overall. The Tritons' record now stands SK~ I ' : . i : Salerno. "They're definitely one of tion of the second half of the four-game at 5-8 overall and 1-5 in CCAA play. the strongest teams we've ever seen series. If the Tritons hope to improve on this on the men's side." Senior Eli Albertson was one of the record, they need to expend some more The women's team had six offensive stars for the Gators over the effort, according to O'Brien. first-place finishers. Elizabeth 9 weekend. He pounded out three doubles, "If we go out there and want to com­ Tsu dominated the 400-meter scored twice, and had two RBis, while pete then we will be successful," he said. and 200-meter races, coming in at UC§D WOMEN § SOCCER going 6 for 8 on the weekend. This effort "We need to do the little things and be 61 .1 and 27 .4 seconds. respective­ earned the left fielder the Rawli~g CCAA more competitive in order to succeed." ly. DIVISION II Baseball Player of the Week honor. UCSD will see action next weekend "I think [Tsul is going to be a Delaney picked up three hits and a run when it travels to Chico State to do battle great player for us," Salerno said. scored, and catcher Joe Perry added four with its club in a CCM four-game series. "There are others that will also be CHAMPION§ hits, an RBI and three runs scored in the The Tritons may tinker with their strategy a good. I think we'll be faster overall Gators' victories over the weekends. bit to shake things up against the Wildcats. on the relay." The Tritons were led offensively by the "We are goin$ to mix things up for the Lisa Caldwell was tops in the 9 bat of Tyler Sullivan, who hammered out weekend,· O'BrIen said. "We're going to 100-meter hurdles with a time of UCSD MEN S WATERPOLO five hits, two RBis and two runs scored. go into it with a new philosophy and just 15.1 seconds. Audrey Sung could Coach Dan O'Brien is confident in the try to be solid fundamentally. If we can not be stopped in the 3,OOO-meter ability of his squad, despite its play to date. keep it simple then we can win." race, finishing at 10:37. Erin DIVISION II Selim proved victorious in the 800-meter run with a time of ~us 2:21:7. The l ,600-meter relay SECOND PLACE Warren team finished first at 4:11 .2. The men boasted five first ­ place contestants. Rob Ewanio launched the shotput 50-9 1/4 meters. Mark Dombrowski won his steeplechase race with a time of 1 0:06.2. James Nielson won the TROPHY , 5000-meter run in 14:43.2, Steve Smith won the 800-meter in a time of 1 :57.3, and Trevor Takayama won the 200-meter in 23.0. "We'll have a good feeling [of PRESERtl lOR where we're atl after the next two weeks," Salerno said. Next up for the Tritons is the featuring ChanceHor Dynes UC Championships at UC Irvine Saturday at 9 a. m. . Hopefully the Tritons will be running and gunning once this the UCSD Mascot & Pep1BanJ important event goes down next Monday, March 5, Noon weekend. Price Cenllr Plaza r~ P~O.BLE!,~1 ~ ~Technical SeM~es Computer and printer repair for - I Computer Repair UCSD faculy, stafhnd students . lyon llew/ Guatr1ian Her, IatU: UCSO 's Anthmry Lococo takes a swing against a Gator pitcher during a game on Saturday. Room 1412 APM http://techserv.ucsd.edu E_II: [email protected] "'0111: (858)534-4057 . Kaplan students CALL US FOR1.UNCH get into Law School. Case closed.

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1M Sports to Not a Very Good UCSD Baseball Weekend Chase the Tritons lose four games, two to the rain and two to San Francisco State, 9-7 and 5-2 Blues Away By scon BURROUGHS runs on base, Matt Flaherty Associate Sports Editor tlosed the door on the Tritons by inducing catcher Ryan Rai n, rain, go away, come Larsen to fly out to center field Reality again some other day, preferably and getting Eric Thorpe to a day when we've got no games ground out to second. scheduled. The Triton bats were silent Check That twist on the old chil­ for most of game two of the BILL BURGER dren's song was undoubtedly Saturday doubleheader, as running through the minds of SFSU's Sam Paraza allowed a hate this time of year! For the players on' the UCSD base­ pithy five hits in the seven­ those of you who aren't fresh­ ball team as they watched half of inning contest. The Tritons were I men, you know what I am their four-game series with San trailing five-nil heading into the talking about. For those of you who Francisco State University go final in ning when Nate Bestul are, you will know soon . The end of down the drain due to the soggy sparked a one-out rally with a winter quarter sucks. weather. The two other games single to center. After advancing With Winterfest and Mardi Gras were washouts of a different on a passed ball, he later scored slowly fading away in our rear-view nature for the Tritons, as they on Blair Suzuki's sacrifice to mirrors, many of you have nothing lost both tilts to the second­ center. David Hawk reached on in the immediate future to look place Gators. a walk and moved to third on forward to. Sun God seems like an The first game, held Saturday the same fly ball, then scored on eo n away, and spring break, the one at Triton field, saw offensive a wild pitch. bastion of fun in the relatively near action from the first batter. The Tritons then began to till future, is preceded by finals week. Chris Delaney opened the game the bases with singles by The next few weeks will be charac­ with a double for SFSU, and Anthony Lococo and Sullivan. te rized by a great deal of moping later scored one of the two At this point, the amount of around and general apathy (l know Gator runs. UCSD answered light was not sufficient to play that to many of you this sounds back with one run of its own in the inning out and the umpire like the rest of the year at UCSD, the bottom of the first. suspended the game on account but believe me. this time of year is Shortstop Tylor Sullivan popped of darkness. The game was to be wo rse.) a doub le to right, adva nced to finished up the following morn­ But I bring you good news. third on a balk, then scored on a ing before the day's doublehead­ There are at least three things to do wild pitch. er. to get through this thoroughly SFSU added to its lead with Sunday morning. the Gators putrid time of yea r. four more runs in an extremely chose to bring in closer Flaherty First of all, there is always your sloppily played third inning that once again to quell the UCSD friend and mine, the bottle. Just included a pair of Triton wild rally and he once again did the beca use it's the end of winter quar­ pitches, a beanball and a miscue job, silencing the Tritons' bats ter doesn't mean that all of a sud­ out in right field that came back with help from a friend. After den the grocery stores stop selling to haunt the Tritons for a couple handing the free pass to Hawk booze. If you feel depressed, drink­ of runs. that loaded the bases, Addison ing is always a good way to put an Down 9-1 in the fifth, UCSD sent a shot in the direction of end to your sorrows. I know that all began to mount a rally of its third baseman Frankie Diaz. those psychiatrists te ll you that this ow n, taking advantage of Gator Guarding the line to protect is a bad way to deal with problems, pitcher Arron Adams' sporadic against a double, he lunged to but that is just them being jealous. control to score three runs on his left to make the grab, then Secondly, you can plan a kick­ two walks, a hit batter and a righted himself and gunned ass spring break vacation. If you Sullivan double to pull within Addison down at first to seal the five. They added single runs in Gator victory. See COLUMN, page 12 the seventh on third baseman Then, perhaps in an almighty Chad Addison 's sacrifice fly and act of heavenly benevolence, the in the ninth on an Addison RBI skies opened' up and the rain . lyon Uew /GuIrdI., single. Later on in the ninth, ....'t .,...... -..e It: UCSD slwrtstop ryioT Sullvan fields a baU Golf Places down 9-7 with the two tying See BASHALL, page 14 during a game against San FratlCisro State Univmity at home Salurday. Eighth With a Track Holds Score of 916 Tritons S~y Afloat at Tournament Women's W?ter polo wins two, loses two at Santa Barbara Its Own at Matt Howe finishes By aeon BUIIItOUGHS as Michigan and Princeton, as UCSD's second game, against top for the Tritons at Associate Sports Editor well as the typical Golden State University of Michigan, was Tri-Meet Aggie Invitational teams. another closely contested match. By IIOIIIIIT FULJON The UCSD women's water The Tritons' first match was The score was knotted at four Sports Editor polo team packed up its Speedos against San jose State. SjSU going into the third quarter, By ROBERT FULTON and caps, grabbed a couple of quickly made its presence felt in when Michigan took a scant The UCSD men's and women's Sports Editor Gatorades and Power Bars and the skirmish, netting three goals one-goal lead. At the end of reg­ track teams yielded excellent loaded up the bus. Then the and holding UCSD scoreless in ulation the score was all tied up, results at Saturday's meet at The UCSD g.>lf team finished players took their seats, buckled the first quarter. The Tritons fired and the two teams headed into in eighth place at the UC Davis California State University Los their seatb.elts and began their back with two goals in the sec­ overtime. Michigan was the team Angeles at jesse Owens Stadium. Aggie Invitatio ll~1 at EI Macero jaunt up Interstate 5 to UC Santa ond ar.d four in the third to pull with the golden goal in this case, The women garnered first place Country Club in Davis Monday Barbara. within one at 7-6. But San jose though, chalking up the final and Tuesday. overall out of five schools, scoring Why all the fuss? The UCSB caged three goals to the Tritons' mark to take the match 9-8. 192 points. The men finished sec­ The Tritons scored a 916 on Gaucho Women's Water Polo two in the final quarter to van­ The 1litons fared much better the par 72, 6,827-yard course. ond out of three schools, logging Tournament, that's what: The quish its So-Cal foes. in their next two matches. Their 118 points, just behind Cal Poly California State University tournament, held Feb. 24 to Feb. Christine Welsh had a game­ third opponent was Hartwick, Bakersfield took the top spot with Pomona's 131. The rain affected 25 at UCSB's ca mpus pool, high three goals while leading which they dispatched 11-8. the performana level of the com­ an 873 . attracts teams from all over SJSU to victory. Danielle Boyle, With the score tied at two The top overall golfer was petition. California and beyond. The Erin Welsh . and Samara apiece, UCSD outscored ·Pomona was definitely strong," Bakersfield's Kevin Klebe, who Gaucho tourney was a pool-play Silverman each had two goals for shot a three-under-par 213 . The affair that drew teams from as far the 1litons. See POLO, page 12 top Triton finisher was Matt See TRACK, page 15 Howe who stroked a 228, good enough to tie him for 32nd. Darrin Sullivan tied for 39th with a 230 and Ben Page tied for 43rd with a 231. Andy Thompson tied for 60th with a 236 and Blake Schneider was 62nd after shoot­ ing a 237. Next up for the UCSD golf team is the Southern California Intercollegiate Championship at Torrey Pines and Balboa Park, today and tomorrow.