MercantileSee section our NovemberNovember 2001 2001 CowboyCowboy ChronicleChronicle(starting on PagePagepage 94) 11 NEW The Cowboy Chronicle~ The Monthly Journal of the Single Action Shooting Societyi® Vol. 18 No. 11 © Single Action Shooting Society, Inc. November 2005 RANDOLPH COUNTY RUCKUS 1st Ever Illinois State Championship At World Shooting Complex
By Juaquin Malone, SASS Life #44677 Photos by Black Jack McGinnis, SASS #2048
parta, IL I have never See HIGHLIGHTS on page 79 been involved with an his- S toric event before. But, already jump-star- when the Prairie State Cowboy ted the economy in Action Shooters Association was the area as land formed, I became a member because values have gone it was formed for the sole purpose of from $1500 per creating the 1st ever SASS Illinois acre to $4000 per State Championship. Illinois is a acre according to a very active state for Cowboy Action local real estate Shooting™ with 19 clubs, so it agent, and there Juaquin Malone, seemed odd there had never been a are rumors Cabel- SASS Life #44677 state championship. The Illinois las and Bass Pro-Shops have state government was looking for acquired land in very close proximi- ways to stimulate economic growth ty. For the most part, the local citi- in parts of the state where the econ- zenry is rock solid behind the proj- omy was depressed. The Illinois ect. The cowboys have managed to Department of Natural Resources slip in as the very first event to be acquired 1600 acres of land outside held at the facility, which is still Sparta, Illinois in Randolph County under construction and scheduled with plans to build the World for completion in 2006. Shooting Complex. This remark- As my brother, Preacher Malone, able facility arguably will be the SASS #44326, and I entered the largest complex of its kind in the town of Sparta, the signs on busi- world with 3.5 miles of trap sta- nesses and banners welcoming tions, 1000 campsites with water SASS surprised us, and that was and electricity, and many other only the beginning. The Sparta great features. Chamber of Commerce and the local That the facility is being built at newspaper, the Sparta News Plain all is remarkable. (That it is being Dealer sponsored a street party on built in Illinois may signal the end Friday night dubbed the “Friday of the world, as we know it!) It has Night Fracas.” It was complete with entertainment, food, and fast The star of this match was the range itself. This fantastic effort by the draw exhibitions by the folks from State of Illinois is resulting in the Worlds largest shooting venue … and SASS Cowboy Chronicle Shoot magazine. Cowboy Action was the first event to be hosted. Civic involvement in range activities has already created a financial benefit for this region. During the day people were con- The Cowboys were welcomed with open arms and will happily return stantly stopping and asking if we In This Issue for many years to come. Casino Jack is seen here earning were having a good time and thank- fame, fortune, and glory on the field of honor. (Continued on page 78) 66 HERITAGE ROUGH RIDERS REVIEW by LaVista Bill
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Page 6 Cowboy Chronicle November 2005 EDITORIAL BETTER STAGE DESIGN By Tex, SASS #4
resolve this issue at SASS’ Las Vegas The Judge has lately been on a soap- Convention, is the battle lost? No. box regarding “cowboy plate racks.” By Do race guns make a difference in this, he means targets evenly spaced and competition? The answer is both yes all at the same height … with dump plates good at it! The objective is to eliminate and no. being the ultimate. These stage set-ups any advantage of super fast cycling The Champions put in many hours of are conducive to cycling the firearm as firearms. hard, dedicated work honing their com- fast as it will go and sweeping across the We must continue to guard against petitive shooting skills to a sharp edge. targets. Once again, large dump plates complicated shooting sequences and Milliseconds can indeed accumulate and are the ultimate. Are race guns an advan- small, distant targets (which also change the standings in major matches. tage here? You bet they are! increase the stage times) because com- Faster is better. If the other guy has a With a little more creativity given plicated shooting sequences become pro- special modification to his firearm, then to stage design, where the height and cedural mine fields for everyone, and Tex, SASS #4 you will need the same modification if you distances of each target are varied, small, distant targets are sources of frus- want to keep up. We’re talking about the requiring the sights to be reacquired for tration for younger, inexperienced, and top 1% of our membership here. each target, the advantage offered by social shooters – the big 90% group. All ast month we addressed the sub- SASS has a significant number of super fast cycling race guns goes out the the targets need to be placed so all the ject of “race guns.” Race guns are folks with fantasies of being competitive window. Standard, tuned firearms are shooters have a good possibility of hit- L modified firearms designed to … these folks will likely never win no just as competitive as highly modified ting them … and any tough bonus tar- perform better, faster, and maybe longer matter what they do to their guns. The race guns because they can all be cycled gets should be just that, bonuses when than standard out of the box firearms. remaining 90% of our competitors are during the sight reacquisition time … successfully engaged, and “no calls” for SASS has always been committed to “social” shooters … they like to suit up, one can spend the money to incorporate failure to successfully engage. Hitting using standard, out of the box, tuned strap on their guns, and play “cowboy” the changes, but they offer nothing in targets is a lot more fun and satisfying firearms that operate smoothly and accu- with their buddies. They care how they the way of a beneficial payoff. than missing (or getting confused). rately. There is a long-standing policy to shoot … they all want to do their very best Since reacquiring the sights takes Although our matches are competi- this effect because it is a huge detriment and out-shoot their buddies … but they longer than the cycle time of any tuned tions (we keep score) and we value our to future membership recruitment if new have no interest in committing to many firearm, it increases the stage times a lit- champions, we’re still in the entertain- people believe they must spend a signifi- hours of dedicated practice and no delu- tle, but puts all the firearms on an equal ment business for the vast majority of cant amount of money for their basic sions about winning “the big one.” Race footing. The effort is not to slow down the our members … let’s keep them happy firearms and another significant amount guns do absolutely nothing for these folks. top competitors … these guys are going to and not make them feel they need to pay of money making these firearms competi- Secondly, stage design has a big win anyway … remember they’ve worked more money for modifications they really tive. If the Territorial Governors do not impact on the need for race guns. hard for what they can do and they’re don’t need. November 2005 Cowboy Chronicle Page 7 The Cowboy CCONTENTSONTENTS Chronicle 1 ON THE COVER Randolph County Ruckus (1st Illinois State Championship) . . .
6 EDITORIAL Better Stage Design . . . Editorial Staff 8-12 NEWS Fort Stanton 150th Anniversary . . . 2006 Festival Of The West . . . Tex Editor-in-Chief LETTERS On Disqualification . . . Rookie Shooter’s Impressions . . . A True Story . . . Cat Ballou 14-23 Editor Costuming At The SASS Convention . . . Chiz 16 CAT’S CORNER Managing Editor Advertising Director 18 CHIZ BIZ END of TRAIL (The 25th Silver Anniversary) . . . Adobe Illustrator Layout & Design 24 POLITICAL Why Don’t Politicians Just Do It? . . . Mac Daddy Graphic Design 26-42 ARTICLES Outside Looking In . . . The Making Of Hell To Pay . . . Donna Oakley Advertising Administrator GUNS & GEAR Tuning Marlin Rifles . . . Muscles . . . Shotgun Style Points . . . Contributing Writers 44-61 Annabelle Bransford, Capt. George Baylor, Col. Dan, Doc Deadeye 44-40, 62, 63 HISTORY This Month In History . . . Way Out West . . . Ellsworth T. Kincaid, Hill Beachy, Holy Terror, Ima Darlin’, Joe Fasthorse Harrill, Juaquin Malone, 64 REVIEWS-BOOKS Hell To Pay . . . Murder In Tombstone . . . La Vista Bill, Madd Mike, Mr. Quigley, Nubbins Colt, Palaver Pete, Centerfire Rough Riders . . . 1875 Remington .45 Colt Purdy Gear, Quick Cal, Sawyer, 66, 68 REVIEWS-PRODUCTS Swift Montana Smith, Tornado Alli, Tuolumne Lawman 70, 71 MOUNTED Intro To Mounted Shooting (Part II) . . . MS Were Smokin’ In The Valley! The Cowboy Chronicle is published by The Wild Bunch, Board of Directors of The Single Action Shooting 72, 81 PROFILES Beanie Boy, SASS #41322 . . . Slow Hand Tom (Part I) . . . Future Cowboy Society. For advertising information and rates, administrative and editorial What’s Goin’ On In Your Town? . . . offices contact: 82- ON THE RANGE Chronicle Administrator 23255 La Palma Avenue 94- Nice SASS Collectibles . . . Yorba Linda, California 92887 MERCANTILE 714-694-1800 FAX: 714-694-1813 101 ADVERTISERS INDEX Who’s selling what . . . email: [email protected] http://www.sassnet.com The Cowboy Chronicle (ISSN 15399877) 101- CLASSIFIED is published Monthly by the Single Action Shooting Society, 23255 La Palma Avenue, Yorba Linda, California 92887. 106- SHOOTING SCHEDULES (MONTHLY) Periodicals Postage is Paid at ANAHEIM, CA and additional mailing offices (USPS #020-591). POSTMASTER: Send ad- 109 SHOOTING SCHEDULES (ANNUAL) dress changes to The Cowboy Chronicle, 23255 La Palma Avenue, Yorba Linda, 110 SASS TERRITORIAL GOVERNORS LIST California 92887. DISCLAIMER - The Single Action Shooting Society does not guarantee, 111 SASS MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION warranty or endorse any product or service advertised in this newspaper. The publisher also does not guarantee SASS® Trademarks the safety or effectiveness of any prod- Oracle, SASS Life/Regulator #4854, SASS®, Single Action Shooting Society®, uct or service illustrated. The distribution shows us Mounted Shooting Alaska of some products/services may be ille- END of TRAIL®,EOT®, style! Although it has taken him gal in some areas, and we do not The Cowboy ChronicleTM, years to “leg train” his mount, he assume responsibility thereof. State and COWBOY ACTION SHOOTINGTM, now negotiates the balloons using local laws must be investigated by the CASTM, only subtle changes in pressure purchaser prior to purchase or use or The World Championship of products/services. from his knees. He has also blazed Cowboy Action ShootingTM, new trails in Mounted Shooting by WARNING: Neither the author nor The Bow-legged Cowboy Design, and the successfully combining both a long Cowboy Chronicle can accept any Rocking Horse Design gun (five rounds) and a single responsibility for accidents or diffe- are all trademarks of revolver in the course of fire very ring results obtained using reloading The Single Action Shooting Society, Inc. data. Variation in handloading tech- much as John Wayne did as Any use or reproduction of these marks niques, components, and firearms Rooster Cogburn when he told the without the express written permission will make results vary. Have a compe- bad guys to “fill your hands …!” of SASS is strictly prohibited. tent gunsmith check your firearms before firing. Page 8 Cowboy Chronicle November 2005 NEWS FORT STANTON 150TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION By Whispering Walt, SASS #32506
n August 13, members of the Otero Practical OShooting Association (OPSA) helped Fort Stanton (New Mexico) celebrate its 150th anniversary. Alamo Rose, Nogal Kid, Saguaro Sam, and yours truly manned a booth to demonstrate our sport of Cowboy Action Shooting™ and encourage new prospects to join SASS and our club. With a large attendance, we had a busy and pro- ductive day. Other events during the two-day cele- bration included Na- tive American danc- ing, Civil War reen- acting, Buffalo Soldier educa- tional activities, and period craft demonstrations. Fort Stanton is located in Lincoln County, New Mexi- co, and played a sig- nificant role in the early settling of the area, as well as the Lincoln County War. An active restora- tion effort is underway and visitors are welcome at the fort museum.
Page 10 Cowboy Chronicle November 2005 NEWS 2006 FESTIVAL OF THE WEST e e TO BE HELD AT NEW RAWHIDE NEARLY 2500 NEW PRODUCTS MARCH 16-19, 2006 ADDED TO BROWNELLS®
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Page 14 Cowboy Chronicle November 2005 LETTERS
TAQUILA TAB PUTS ILLINOIS e e STATE SASS MATCH ON THE MAP WIZENED-NO, WIZARD-YES By Huricane With One R, SASS #19283 After seven years in the Elder things are turning around. I think Statesman category, I must agree all us old “wizards” could use the If SASS ever wanted to get the made, along with a new understand- with Palaver Pete. Several years recognition. Splitting the Senior townspeople and the public more ing of Cowboy Action Shooting™. ago I could still “wamp” on the category is probably a good idea. educated and involved in Cowboy As spectators learned all about the Seniors occasionally, but now they Utah, SASS #11601 Action Shooting™, the Illinois State in’s and out’s of stages, targets, and are the young Elder Statesman and Melbourne, FL Shoot was just the place to do it. scenarios, they also learned about Match Director, Taquila Tab, SASS costuming. Their interest and into. Everywhere we turned, people great food and lots of new friends. #25048, put on the first state shoot eagerness to become involved was kept saying over and over, “Thank Toni Pautler from the Chamber of for Illinois, and it was a match like overwhelming. you for coming.” The reception to all Commerce did an outstanding job in no other. Despite the hot weather In all the years I have been in of us Cowboy Action Shooters was decorating and was such a delight to and then the rain, Tequila Tab came Cowboy Action Shooting™ and all unbelievable. visit with. through with flying colors. the shoots I have attended, I have As for match advertisement, it Sunday everyone received their After the two-inch rain, hay was never seen the townspeople so wel- was everywhere. As you know, you awards and then went home eagerly spread to help with the mud, and by coming. In every motel, café, quick can’t go to a shoot without making a waiting to return next year. Knife Thursday afternoon almost all of the stop, gas station, and business in stop at the local Wal-Mart. Knife Maker and I are looking forward to grounds were dry and all was well. Sparta and surrounding towns, Maker and I made our Wal-Mart the second Illinois State Shoot and As the shooting began, the public there was a “Welcome SASS” sign. purchase, and then went back to the to seeing all the new friends we arrived to see the “Ruckus,” and this Knife Maker and I were having motel, dumped the bag out on the made. amazing complex came alive. a quick early breakfast at a fast bed and there was a complete shoot- Thank you, Taquila Tab, for such On Friday the main match food shop the first morning of the er’s book. As we visited several a wonderful shoot. All the hard work began with over 300 shooters ready match. Seeing us dressed in our other businesses, stacks of shooter you put into this project was appar- to have fun. Friday evening the cowboy attire, the lady behind the books were sitting right beside the ent. Cowboy Action Shooting™ has town of Sparta gave a street dance counter came over to our table to registers along with a big “Welcome been put on the Illinois map because complete with music, food, and fun. thank us for coming in and to wel- SASS” sign. of this great shoot. If you attended As the townspeople joined the SASS come us to town. We received this The banquet on Saturday night this match, be sure to put it on your Shooters, new friendships were welcome in every business we went at the VFW Hall was filled with calendar for next year. November 2005 Cowboy Chronicle Page 15
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COSTUMING AT THE SASS CONVENTION By Tornado Alli, SASS Life #26303
there are no costume rules at the Convention. If all you have is your shooting clothes you wear back home, wear them! You will be right in style! If you are new to SASS and haven’t yet converted the spare bedroom into your cowboy closet, (remember OCCD - Obsessive Compulsive Costuming Disorder?) wear what you have, and plan to shop while you are in Vegas. There Cat Ballou, SASS #55 is no better place to supplement your wardrobe than the vendors at the SASS Convention. n just a few short weeks, we On Thursday night, there will will all be converging on Las be a Saloon Dance for everyone to I Vegas, heading for the stairs to see and be seen! enjoy. This is the time when the with a simple skirt, kerchief, and Fourth Annual SASS Convention, It certainly is not necessary to Classic Cowboys and Cowgirls and pigtails. You can be a clown, a to enjoy four days of learning new bring seven or eight fancy outfits to the B Western Dudes and Dudettes gypsy, or a soldier from somewhere things, seeing old friends, making the Convention. If comfort is your really shine, not to mention the other than the Civil War! There are new ones, showing off our finery, most important consideration, then Saloon Girls! Have fun with your all kinds of costumes that are sim- and buying more from the vendors! by all means, plan on some comfort- costume for this evening, but make ple to put together and don’t It is the time of year I most enjoy able cowboy duds! Wear your jeans, sure you can kick up your heels for require an elaborate, expensive out- the costuming aspect of our sport, cowboy shirt, vest, and comfortable some fun country dancing. There fit. In fact, for the Masquerade, it is since I often begin preparing for boots, but don’t forget your hat! will be a judged costume contest perfectly acceptable to just mask the Convention in January! Las Vegas is full of cowboys, both that night, so if this is your favorite your identity and wear your normal One of the most common ques- modern and vintage with the style, now you have your chance to evening clothes! If all you need is a tions on the Belle Alley, our web- National Finals Rodeo, the Cowboy compete. But once again, you will mask, sign up for the mask making site’s bulletin board, is “how many Christmas Show, the Country be perfectly wel- class at the costumes do I need for the Christmas Show, and the SASS come and perfectly Convention, Convention?” Many Convention in dressed in jeans, and you will people are concerned town all at the cowboy boots, and leave with a they will have to same time in your hat. fancy mask have multiple outfits December. The If you are plan- ready to wear! for the Convention, odd man out will ning to add only one The most or that they have to be the one without special costume to important “dress to the nines” the cowboy hat! your trousseau this thing to re- while there. I want And if you plan to year, you will want member about to put everyone at enjoy some or all to have a special costuming at ease with costuming of these events outfit for the Yes- the Convention and the Convention. while you are in teryear Ball. The is it should The bottom line is town, you will theme is Masque- never be the the SASS Convention probably want to rade, and we are reason for stay- can be whatever you be as comfortable hard at work to ing home! The want it to be. as possible. Al- make sure everyone Convention is The nice thing most all of your has fun at this about far more about the Conven- walking will be on event. There will be than just dress- tion is you will be in cement floors, so more dancing, more ing up. It is an air-conditioned fa- think about your socializing, and some fun traditions about meeting the people you read cility, out of the ele- feet ahead of time. of the Masquerade, as well as the about each month in The Cowboy ments in a non-shooting event. You If you stay at the SASS Con- traditional Woolly Awards and the Chronicle. It is about taking semi- don’t have to worry about dragging vention though, you will see every Costume Contest Promenade and nars and learning more about our petticoats in the dirt, or trying to version of costume from simple Awards. This is the time to break wonderful sport. It is about having fit a gun belt over your bustle. If jeans and boots to glorious out your finest. But don’t despair if fun with old and new friends. It is you have a special outfit you can’t Victorian day dresses and every- you don’t have a special gown or an about visiting vendors you can only wear to the range, the Convention thing in between. You can dress up 1880’s tailcoat. For a Masquerade see at the Convention. If you have is the time to show it off. And best or down depending on your prefer- Ball, you can be creative and come hesitated to sign up because you of all, the majority of convention- ence and chosen activities. If you up with a perfect costume that you think you don’t have the clothes, eers stay at the Convention’s plan to attend a shooting seminar, probably already have in your clos- then turn the page, cut out the reg- Riviera Hotel so there is no driving you will want to dress casually that et. You can be anything from a istration form, and get on the involved. You can leisurely get day, and then perhaps dress up the pirate in black pants, boots, and bil- phone today! This is YOUR dressed and then saunter down- other days. It is your choice as lowy shirt to a Swedish milkmaid National SASS Convention. WILDWILD WESTWEST MERCANTILEMERCANTILETM Tom "C.S. 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ENDEND ofof TRAILTRAIL The 25th Silver Anniversary
get the bonus, but will also take home Friday, June 16 and continuing a real silver dollar! Coming up with through Sunday the 25th. There will ideas for a Cowboy Action Shooting™ be new buildings on the ranch and Silver Anniversary was not necessarily loads of entertainment. Last year’s difficult. There’s Hi-Yo Silver Away Friday night concert with Riders in and, of course, Silverado the movie. the Sky was nothing short of fantas- There’s Silverton, Colorado and all the tic, and we will shortly announce great silver mines and boomtowns of another major act for the END of major excavation took place, wild native the Old West like Nevada City, Calico, TRAIL 25 Friday Night Concert. grasses have begun to take root. The Leadville, and, of course, Eureka! Let’s Shooters who attended this past berms this summer were completely see, there’s the American Silver Dollar END of TRAIL will be happy to learn covered with grasses, wild flowers, and Chiz, SASS #392 and the Silver Dollar Saloon, and in shooter parking will be closer. In fact, lots of sunflowers. You can hardly see SASS Marketing Director New Mexico there’s Silver City, the the area located next to the range at the camping areas with all the vegeta- childhood boomtown home of Billy the Bay 17 is for day shooters, and those tion. It looks great. More gravel will be ND of TRAIL, the 25th Silver Kid. And let’s not forget, inside every who are camping with transport vehi- added next spring, and the facility will Anniversary, is on the horizon. cloud floating over Founders Ranch, cles can now easily walk to the range be better prepared for the anticipated E Plans are underway for the there is a silver lining! from their vehicles. Although off-road larger crowds. most spectacular END of TRAIL ever We can only imagine the costum- type vehicles will not be allowed on the If you’re coming, sign up early, get presented, and SASS is anticipating its ing from the Silver Screen, and END range or in town, they will be allowed your hotel room now and start think- largest attendance ever. of TRAIL will be prepared with cos- in the camping and day shooter areas ing Silver! END of TRAIL 25 will be a The theme for this year’s spectacu- tume contests that celebrate this gold- as well as on designated ranch roads. celebration beyond anything ever lar is simple. Silver! Everything from en, or should I say Silver era! It There won’t be rain! Did I say that? attempted with the goal of having fun. the stages and scenarios to the decora- frightens me to think what Gunzilla Typically June in New Mexico is a dryer Come celebrate this 25th Silver An- tions and costuming will be silver might come up with! season. Although it could be warm, the niversary. The END of TRAIL applica- themed. I even hear of one stage END of TRAIL 25 will be a 10-day new June dates should help ensure dry tion is in this Cowboy Chronicle, or you where if you shoot a bonus silver dollar event. Starting with warm up matches ground. Since END of TRAIL last May can sign up online today. It will not be out of the sheriff’s hand, you’ll not only for the match ROs and Waddies on the grounds have greened up. Where one to miss. I’ll see ya there.
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Page 20 Cowboy Chronicle November 2005 LETTERS ON DISQUALIFICATION e e CATEGORIES SERVE I’m writing in response to USPSA and SASS enjoy a long, Palaver Pete’s article in the August almost injury-free history, thanks AT OUR PLEASURE Cowboy Chronicle that suggests in large part to their stringent SASS relax its regulations associ- safety rules. Specifically, both You have my vote on this I am also going to let all the ated with disqualification. I and organizations’ rules forbid a com- move. To better let the younger Territorial Governors I know many other members of the United petitor from participating in any generations realize the difference know how I feel on this subject. States Practical Shooting Associa- shooting for the balance of the Palaver Pete wrote about by Yes, I am a senior at 69 this win- tion support SASS, and would hate match after they have committed a shooting against Evil Roy … com- ter. For now I will, and do, shoot to see the safety record of any safety infraction. pare an 11 year old against a 20 against anyone, because I just like shooting sport - especially a PRAC- The Chronicle’s editor did a fine year old. Whereas it doesn’t make to have fun. TICAL shooting sport - brought job pointing out these rules empha- that much difference in middle Wade Cassidy, SASS #49476 into disrepute out of a desire to be size the importance of safety, but he age, but boy, it does on both ends. Seminole, FL compassionate. Reinstating some- missed two important elements: one who has committed a safety 1. When a shooter gets DQ’ed, in infraction might seem like kind- most cases, he’s emotionally rat- being unsafe, as the record shows, qualified others several times, ness, but it endangers everyone tled. He’s just done something but we decided not to disqualify including having the sad duty of else on the range. unsafe with a lethal device, and him because we didn’t want to hurt disqualifying a shooter at the Allow me to explain. worse, other people saw him do his feelings. We’re terribly sorry USPSA national championships. SASS’ safety rules were based it. For the next several hours, that Mrs. Johnson’s son was killed, I’ve also turned a blind eye to on the rules of the United States that shooter is much MORE and we’re going to hold a memorial actions that technically deserved a Practical Shooting Association likely to do something foolish match in his honor. DQ, and lived to regret it. As (USPSA). I serve on USPSA’s pro- and unsafe, simply because he’s That conversation precedes painful as disqualification is, the fessional staff, and have been an upset, and not thinking properly. Mrs. Johnson coming into a large rules are there for a reason. active practical shooter (USPSA, 2. Consider the liability ramifica- amount of money - courtesy of the Stick by your guns SASS, low- IDPA, 3-Gun, even a little unsanc- tions of re-instating someone host club’s Board of Directors. ering your safety standards endan- tioned cowboy) for almost 15 years, that has just been disqualified Like your editor, I’ve been on gers us all. giving me plenty of opportunity to for unsafe conduct. both sides of the DQ coin. I’ve been Robin Taylor see those rules in action. “Yes your honor, Mr. Smith was DQ’ed twice myself, and I’ve dis- USPSA Staff
Page 22 Cowboy Chronicle November 2005 LETTERS e e ROOKIE SHOOTER’S IMPRESSIONS A TRUE STORY What a glorious day for a shoot! tion sticker has expired ... (oops!) ... Yesterday, I participated in my than twenty years service in the A light easterly wind blew across and I should write you a ticket.” first ever Cowboy Action Shooting™ United States Army, I was surprised The Range, blue sky with a few Dumbfounded, I said, “Yes sir, I had match, in Tombstone, Arizona, and (although I shouldn’t have been) by sparse wispy clouds, sunshine, and no idea it had expired. You know would like to pass on my initial the number of veterans who were temperature, mid-80’s. how it is in these hectic days we impressions. First, and foremost, I Cowboy Action Shooting™ competi- We found a shortcut that live in.” was welcomed like a long lost brother tors. Cowboy Action Shooting™ is a shaved off 20 miles and 40 minutes Then he asked, “How well did by every participant in the match. sport I would highly recommend to all of our travel ... nothing like a free you shoot today?” I was carefully mentored and active-duty personnel and veterans of gallon of gas. And found a place He handed my license back to coached by all members of my posse. the US Armed Forces. selling it at $2.79. Had to stop and me and told me to get that inspec- When at the loading table for the first At the end of the match, I was sur- fill up ... I like those bonus shots. tion up to date as soon as possible, stage, my Winchester ‘94 refused to prised to learn I placed fifth in a cate- Even the one I hit with my rifle. drive carefully, and have a nice day. accept more than six rounds in the gory, although I’m still too green to Now the best part ... on the way Hannah and I just looked at magazine tube. After shooting the know which category. In all, I had back to our bunk house as we were each other as we drove away. And stage, two of my posse members and more fun than I’ve ever had with my riding along in our transport, as the sun sparkled off her SASS competing shooters, attempted to clothes on and look forward to my next grooving to the soft tunes on the badge, it made me squint as I repair the rifle. Nothing was obvious- opportunity to share a great experi- radio, enjoying this splendid day, focused on the road ahead. ly wrong, and the rifle readily accepted ence with some of the finest people we had to stop for one of those Go figure. ten rounds for the rest of the match. I’ve had the privilege of meeting. license check things the police do Several of my posse members Special thanks to Sixpak of the on occasion ... No problem! A.R. Stoner, SASS #30188 observed my clumsy attempts at Tombstone Buscaderos, Sleepy Joe, I handed my license to the Hillbilly Hannah, SASS #31296 shooting bone-stock guns, right out of Rattlesnake John, Grey Beard, and State Trooper, and as he was exam- Thornfield Rangers, CSASS the box, during the various stages of too many more to mention. If I’m ining it he said, “Sir your inspec- Eden, NC the match. After each stage, I was burning gunpowder, I’m a happy man, offered expert advice on techniques to and yesterday I was ecstatic! improve my performance and helpful modifications to my equipment. Bisbee Borracho VISIT THE SASS WEB SITE AT WWW.SASSNET.COM As a disabled veteran of more SASS #64866 www.mshelhart.com Now available at select Cowboy Stores New! Rio Bravo Rig $300.00 Check these locations! The Shootist 24910 Washinton Ave. Murrieta, CA 92562 Telephone: (951) 698-7543 un Leather www.theshootistguns.com G Tonto Rim Trading Co. 5028 N. Hwy 31 Shotgun Chaps Seymour, IN 47274 Telephone: (800) 242-4287 Batwing Chaps www.tontorim.com Walker'47 Spur Straps 95 E. Orangethorpe Anaheim, CA 92801 Cowboy Cuffs Telephone: (714) 871-8171 www. walker47.com Custom Belts Wild Bill's Western Emporium 1235 Broadway Badge Holders El Cajon, CA 92021 (951) 304-2745 Telephone: (619) 593-3999 Pouches www.shopwildbills.com Fully Lined Holsters and Belt! Saddles
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CATEGORIES SERVE AT OUR PLEASURE My reply to Palaver Pete’s article. that is simply not possible. It’s like With all respect to his opinion, I don’t trying to infuse socialism into our share it, and I also shoot in the sport, and we don’t need that. Senior Category. I’ve only shot one It’s a false sense of equality, and match with Evil Roy, but I’ve shot if I have to win with some sort of many a match with better Seniors weird handicap - and I could dream than I am, Spur, in particular, and we one up that would guarantee me a are very good friends. I’ll never beat prize at every match - what would be him, and I know it. That’s not why I the point? I still would have to look go to matches. I go and have fun, and in the mirror and know who was the if I shoot well comparing myself to best shooter and who wasn’t. Yes, I myself, I’m pretty happy. I like being tune my guns and tune my ammo, credible. I don’t like it when I make though I still shoot .45’s, so I get the stupid mistakes, and I’ve done that best results I can get within my skill too. Who hasn’t? I hear people talk- level. But in the final analysis, it is ing about making a level playing my skill level that is going to place field, but I don’t think that is what me where I’m going to be placed. I they really mean. They mean mak- want it that way. It’s honest. ing a playing field where everybody Granville Stuart, SASS #8554 wins, and in the area of competition, Dunlap, IL.
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disillusioning many staunch tradition- ment in the first Bush administration ties? This computer contained all the alists with their record setting domes- went to the Department of Education, a knowledge man had ever accumulated, tic spending agenda. Then when the function that isn’t authorized any- was smarter than anyone, and ended First Amendment was flagrantly vio- where in the Constitution by the way, up dominating mankind and demand- lated by the Campaign Finance Reform and we still have that absurd income ing to be served as man’s master. bill and our borders remained wide tax. Why can’t or won’t politicians who Science fiction has become reality in open to daily invasion by illegals, even promise to reduce government just Washington D.C. The only difference in a post 9/11 world, voices of protest return America to the valued concept of between that movie and us is our mas- and disappointment were unmistak- constitutional traditionalism? Why ter is big government not a computer ably loud and extremely clear. can’t they just do it? and sadly, many Americans actually Why is it any new administration I’ve boiled this down to three major want it that way. oft times brings unbridled enthusiasm reasons why I think politicians lack the We’ve created a monster, ascribed and high hopes for change only to dis- ability or commitment to trim govern- an ever-expanding amount of authority Colonel Dan, appoint when the realization sets in ment and return us to the original con- to it to handle those mundane tasks we SASS Life #24025 that the size and power of government cept of a small governing body that don’t want to bother with, and it now will continue to grow — and at the serves rather than rules. Note: I know demands to be served and obeyed by a hen Bush became President in expense of liberty? I’ll be accused of being too simplistic, society of people that increasingly rely W2000, the spirits of conservative The Contract with America that but that isn’t new, so here is the simple on a government centric life. We’ve America understandably rose to promised real change was good sound view from my simple saddle. traded our independence and freedom heights we hadn’t seen in eight years. bite material, but the government actu- 1. We’ve become dependent for the promise of security and paternal Clinton was no longer president and ally grew tremendously in size since all slaves of our own creation and care given by a Washington monstrosi- his echo, Al Gore, would not be. Expec- those good intentions were drafted in can’t escape even when we say we ty. Most of modern man would now find tations were high for real change. 1994/95. Then during the 1996 cam- want to. We’ve built a huge complex it virtually impossible to live without When the previous eight-year assault paign, the GOP said they wanted to do monster that now demands we serve it government guiding their existence. on the Second Amendment stopped away with the Department of Edu- rather than asking how best it can Don’t believe it? Then ask yourself under President Bush, many knew real cation and scrap the income tax in serve us. Remember the movie where what the first reaction is to most prob- conservatism was just over the horizon favor of a flat tax or a national sales a super computer was built to run lems or events in today’s mainstream and on its way to the rescue. The GOP tax. What do we have today? The every mundane task in society freeing America—Does “What’s the government then burst that conservative bubble largest budget increase of any depart- man to pursue other, more lofty activi- (Continued on next page) November 2005 Cowboy Chronicle Page 25 (Continued from previous page) freely give it up. going to do about it? sound familiar? I’m sure at least some go to Just keep in mind we built it, gave it a Washington for the first time with ide- powerful life of its own, and we are now alistic dreams of actually changing here to dutifully serve it. things, and have all the best intentions 2. Americans are relatively of living up to their campaign promises. comfortable in their lethargy and But how many times have you seen don’t want their recliners dis- these idealists turned to the dark side turbed. Since we are now so depend- after only one or two terms? A simple ent on and accustom to government example is those freshman congress- intrusion in our lives, if politicians men who promise to leave office after were to actually gut government in a two terms and end up making a life of big way, it would cause severe short- it. They get drunk on power and can’t term distress in our familiar and com- put the bottle down. fortable life style, and they would be I think we traditionalists are vic- blamed. True freedom isn’t free nor is tims of those three factors of modern it easy, and people’s comfort level would day America and thus will never live to be significantly disrupted, generating see the peaceful return of that small, heated anger targeted at politicians unobtrusive servant our Founders con- everywhere—politicos are real cowards ceived. The embryo has evolved into a in that regard and can’t stand such monster that now demands to be served negative attention—or the resulting and obeyed, while filling us with the low poll numbers! illusion that it is really the omnipotent 3. Lastly, the indisputable fact guardian of our freedom—how ironic! is politicians in general enjoy the Let’s just be blunt. Any govern- real power and perks of being in ment created by man that really want- Washington and controlling mil- ed to change its governing structure lions of lives across America. could do so. It might be painful over They’ve become inebriated on power the short term because of factors 1 & 2, and can’t get their fill. Like an alco- but any system man can create, man holic, they can’t limit themselves to just can modify — government is no excep- one drink (one term). They drink more tion. The real reason they just don’t do and more and begin to see themselves it is factor 3. History confirms that any as the center of the universe. What this change involving factor 3 has had to be translates into is the truthful crux of forced upon the governing by the gov- the whole question—politicians real- erned. It happened that way in Ameri- ly don’t want to change our system ca some 230 years ago, and it may very no matter what they say on the well happen that way again someday. evening news around election Just the view from my saddle… time. The vast majority enjoys the Contact Colonel Dan: power and will never willingly or [email protected]