— WEATHER TOOAY: Sunny, hi^h 44°F, low 18°F. TUESDAY: Partly cloudy, high 45°F, low 29°F. WEDNESDAY: Partly cloudy, high 55°F, low 33°F. Southern Exposure See Focus pages 16-17 JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY MONDAY Nov 24. 1997 VOL. 75. NO. 24 Officials in the dark ibout finding funds for campus lighting halls, near the tunnel to the University by Kristi Groome Recreation Center and around contributing writer Bridgeforth Stadium. Despite that both JMU students and But recommendations from the fall administration recognize the need for lighting tour totaled over $250,000, improved on-campus lighting, a lack and lakeside lighting will cost an of funds is preventing steps to additional "several tens of thousands improve lighting z of dollars in addition to the quarter of The Office of Public Safety makes a million," said Jim Auckland, direc- recommendations for lighting tor of facilities management. There is improvements following campus no set schedule for upgrading light- lighting assessment tours each fall ing on campus, Auckland said. and spring. This fall's lighting tour "We'll continue to add lighting to focused on the need for increased 'tJ^hflteS^^HWiK? k me hiShest Pri" lighting around Newman Lake, in the upper village near Weaver and White ''' VA see LIGHTS page 2 Vandal destroysNOV 2 4.199/ art with paint Student witnesses destruction in studio by Katheryn Lenker contributing writer Several paintings in the Ashby Art Studio were damaged Nov. 15 when an unidentified individual poured white paint on several student paintings. Alan MacNutt, director of public safety, said he couldn't comment on the identity of the individual allegedly involved because the case is a "continuing investigation." He also couldn't comment on the status of the investigation or whether police have caught anyone for the crime. Jeremy Taylor, a junior art major, walked into the Ashby art studio and wit- nessed the person destroying the artwork. "I didn't know what was going on at first," he said. "Then I realized that they were painting on one of my art works. The person got up and ran out of the stu- dio, and I kind of chased them." The perpetrator allegedly took paintings out of painting slots used to store artwork and organized them on easels around the room and hung paintings DYLAN bOUCHERLEJsenior photographer from ceiling lights, he said. The perpetrator also allegedly painted on the chalk- board and the art studio floor. Gotta be the shoes! Cole Welter, department head of art and art history, said it was a "random act Junior guard Eugene Atkinson fights for a shot against a pack of North Carolina A&T State of senseless violence." University defenders. Atkinson finished the game with a strong 18 points and 14 rebounds. "I don't think that person realized it violated another person's work and jeop- see ART page 2 Students note lack of diversity, attendance at multicultural event evening, most notably its poor discussion at the event, Rose turalism w-ithout discussing dwindled to around 100 by about by Brian Minter attendance and the lack of certain questioned the lack of feminist women," Rose said after the dis- 9:30 p.m. The panelists and orga- senior writer perspectives onstage. perspective on the panel at one of cussion. nizers were, in the words of pan- Wednesday's multicultural "There were women voices on the microphones set up-for audi- Also of concern was the lack- elist Chrissy Villapando, "kind of panel discussion in Wilson Hall the panel, but I don't think the ence interaction but did not feel luster attendance. Although the pissed about that." brought together students from support and advancement of panelists fully answered her two and one-half hour event Chris Jones, president of all walks of life, but some who women was addressed," said question. began at 7 p.m. with an audience attended raised doubts about the Equal member Jen Rose. During "You can't discuss multicul- of around 400, that number see MULTICULTURAL page n« >J.» i i>i«i in i -*» **r — 2 Monday, No* 24,1997 T|E BREEZE f Lights continued from page 1 have all been made in the p t ority," Auckland said. "I know balance requests from all depart- as HinilflN UNIVIISITY "Probably we'll find funds to year, "it's a never-ending PrQ. we don't have a quarter of a mil- ments on campus for additional 5F deal with some of the areas right ject/'hesaid. "To f/ie press a/one, chequered as lion dollars, so I need to priori- funding. Sophomore Jen Hoffman said tize what's most important. I will If the university decides not to now," Auckland said. "I just it is with abuses, the world is don't know how much money is she is concerned about her safety indebted for all the triumphs request [university] funding for give emergency funds for addi- on campus. "When I first came the highest priorities." tional lighting around campus, in reserves." which have been gained by MacNutt said recent lighting to JMU, I thought it was on one reason and humanity over error Auckland thinks one of the another request can be made for highest priority areas on campus money in the university's bienni- improvements have been made of the safest campuses in this country. JMU isn't living up to and oppression." is the walkway behind um budget, which JMU submits to the Convocation Center, Greek the standard they are trying to — James Madison Bridgeforth Stadium because of to fhe state. If that happens, Row, and parking lots W, B and set." Editor Krlsten Hoiss the large amount of student traf- funds mav not be available until E. Although these improvements Managing editor Laura L Wade fic at night. Tedmobgy manager Brian Hlefkn "It seems darker [than other Ads manager Erin M. Callaghan areas], but there's still lighting News editor Courtney A. Crowley there," said Alan MacNutt, direc- tor of public safety. "The univer- Neu

by Neal Crovo police reporter' window in Cleveland Hall Campus police report the following: Cleveland Hall, chased by a ning and then heard the crash any JMU students involved in the by Courtney A. Crowley nurse, MacNutt said. and called campus police:" news editor incident, because it happened in Breaking and Entering/ A campus police investigation JMU police received the 911 an on-campus residence hall, Credit Card Theft/Credit A 27-year-old non-student concluded the man jumped from call at 4:01 p.m. campus police wanted to make Card Forgery/Credit Card suffered a broken back after the third story and fell onto the Houston Toman, a emergency sure residents of Cleveland Hall Fraud jumping out of a third-floor win- awning in the back of Cleveland medical technician and JMU were alright in the wake of the •David J. Brodsky, 29, a non-student dow in Cleveland Hall Saturday Hall before rolling off and falling police officer, arrived on the incident. of Hamsonburg, and Josette Amone, afternoon. to the ground. The screen of a scene first. A fire engine and Police Chief Lee Shifflett and 28, a non-student of Rockingham The man was a patient in third-floor hall window where ambulance followed. Cleveland's staff met with about County, were arrested and charged Rockingham Memorial Hos- the man jumped from was bro- The patient was not under 30 Cleveland residents Saturday for breaking and entering, credit card pital's psychiatric ward. When an ken, MacNutt said. The nurse ran the influence of alcohol, and it's night to discuss what happened theft, credit card forgery and credit electronically opened door on the to the second floor, but went no unclear whether this was a sui- in an effort to quash rumors card fraud Nov. 18 in relation to an hospital's fifth floor let someone further because she didn't want cide attempt or whether the man about the incident. Oct 17 incident at the Pi Kappa Phi out, the man ran through the the man to do anything danger- was trying to escape, MacNutt Following the incident, the social fraternity house. door, said Al MacNutt, director ous, MacNutt said. said. man was flown to the University of public safety. "I don't believe'anybody saw RMH Spokesperson Deb York of Virginia Medical Center for Suspicious Person/ After escaping, the man ran [the man] jump," MacNutt said. would not comment on the case. treatment. His condition is Activity toward campus and entered "But [residents] heard the run- Even though there weren't unknown at this time. • A white male in his late 30s, approximately 6' tall with shoulder- length blond hair, wearing a brown Massanutten slides into ski season jacket and tan slacks was seen loitering near the tennis court area of Godwin Hall at 8:05 p.m. Nov. 18. with state's first snow tubing park Served Warrant by Nicole Caddigan • Stuart W. Graham, 22, of contributing writer Fisherville, was served a warrant and - was arrested and charged with petty Massanutten Ski Resort will larceny Nov. 20. open Virginia's first snow tubing park by Christmas. Massanutten Grand Larceny constructed the park in response • Unidentified individuals allegedly to growing demand from local stole a Dell 486 notebook computer, skiers. serial No. 3N8ZB, from its case in "I think we'll have a wide Zane Showker Hall at 10:40 a.m. range of age groups come," said Nov. 18. June Brinkman, marketing direc- The estimated value of the tor of the resort's ski area. computer is $2,581. "Anyone can tube. If you are • Unidentified individuals allegedly under 44 inches [tall] you have to stole a light blue men's Mongoose ride with an adult, so grandma mountain bike with white shocks and can bring her grandchild." red lettering on the front and a red The snow tubing park will be pouch on the back at Gifford Hall at on an old slope constructed in 11:30 a.m. Nov. 18. 1973. The slope was shut down in The estimated value of the bike is 1991, and Massanutten reopened $800. it in 1996 as a golf ball driving • Unidentified individuals allegedly range. It will remain a driving stole a Yakima bike rack from the range in the off-season, but roof of a red Toyota Tercel in the tubers can take advantage of it JEAN nULUPSON/stalfphmngr Howard Johnson's parking lot at 1:39 during ski season. Snow tubing slopes are differ- Massanutten Ski Resort will open this site for a snow tubing park in December. The $200,000 facility p.m. Nov. 18. is the first of its kind in Virginia. Patrons will be charged $12 for a half-day session. The estimated value of the bike ent from regular ski slopes. "It's rack is $400. not a consistent pitch down the uphili and helps tubers stop their can still come on the trip and ing only $12 for a half-day ses- • Unidentified individuals allegedly hill," Brinkman said. "It's got tubes. snow tube." sion. stole bike parts off a Gary Fisher what they call 'whoop dee doos' Brinkman thinks many other The Homestead Resort in Some JMU students are mountain bike in the Gifford like a roller coaster where it Virginia ski resorts will take a cue Virginia is toying with the idea of enthused about the new park. "It basement at 3:54 p.m. Nov. 18. drops and flattens out." from Massanutten and begin adding a snow tubing slope, reminds me of what we used to The estimated value of the parts is Excavation work was building their own snow tubing Brinkman said. But she pointed do as kids with those big inner $1,000. involved in developing this slopes. out that Massanutten will have tubes. It sounds like a lot of fun," • Unidentified individuals allegedly shape, she said. "It's a money maker and the an entire park equipped with freshman Bnx)ke Hansell said. cut the cable lock and stole a Also, because tubes do not customers really like it," she said. about 350 tubes. Massanutten's Freshman Erin Holmes said, Cannondole M500 diamond framed have breaks on them, there will "I think it adds another dimen- construction costs for the park "It seems like such a cool alterna- mountain bike, serial No. HB/M50, be a large "run-out" area, an area sion to the fun that can be had by total around $200,000. Snow tub- tive to skiing. I'm really excited JMUNo. 1751, from the Eagle Hall at the end of the slope that runs everyone. If they don't ski, they ing is an inexpensive sport, cost- about it." bike rack between 10 a.m. Nov. 17 and 8 a.m. Nov. 20. The estimated value of the bike is U.N. inspectors search Iraqi sites for weapons $400. indication Iraqis interfered with the inspet that the teams would concentrate on Iraq's • Unidentified individuals allegedly AP/newsfinder tions, which included surveillance flights by suspected stockpiles of VX nerve gas and news sen ice stole a charcoal black 21-speed helicopter crews. mustard gas. Specialized RockHopper FS 95 BAGHDAD, Iraq — U.N. weapons At a news conference in Baghdad, Iraq's "Iraqis are still on alert regarding the mili- mountain bike at Shorts Hall at 3:03 experts returned to work in Iraq on Saturday, foreign minister, Mohammed Saeed al- tary threat by the United States," al-Sahhaf p.m. Nov. 19. searching eight sites for signs Iraqis may have Sahhaf, said six teams of inspectors visited said. "I think they will gradually diminish worked on biological, chemical or other several "industrial complexes" around Iraq. with the diminishing of the U.S. military Petty Larceny banned arms during the three-week forced The monitors' next expected task is to by threat." • Unidentified individuals allegedly holt in Inspections, to return to suspected weapons sites to which Arms monitors believe that Iraq is hiding cut the front brake cable and All of roughly 75 U.N. inspectors took part Iraq had denied them access in recent weeks. key elements of its warfare programs, and removed both tires from a in Saturday's inspections, said Nils President Clinton said he "isn'l sure" what experts have said the standofl could have Carlstrom, the Swede who leads the U.N. the L'.S.'s next move Will be. Chief we i Iraq enough time to mi* see POLICE LOG page 6 monitoring office in Ba as no ; Butler said in N« A 4 Monday, Nov. 24, 1997 THE BREEZE

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THE BREEZE Monday, Nov. 24, 1997 5 Senate proposes extended INXS lead singer time between class periods found hanged in

meeting of faculty, it will be even by Hillary Katherine Zahm ond baccalaureate degree. The more difficult, he said. motion requires a student to earn Sydney hotel room faculty reporter Others thought the drawbacks at least 152 credits (with a mini- prompted day-long radio tributes Faculty Senate recommended for students would outweigh the mum of 64 credits earned at AP/newsfi rider to INXS, which sold 20 million news service to the Academic Council that the benefits, especially for upper- JMU), to meet university and records since 1981, peaking in the time between class periods be classmen. degree stipulations and to fulfill SYDNEY, Australia — INXS late 1980s. expanded to 15 minutes at its Sen. Sam Cross, music, thinks the requirements for two differ- lead singer Michael Hutchence The rest of the band released a meeting Thursday. juniors and seniors would suffer ent major fields. Students can't apparently committed suicide statement Sunday, "The band More time is needed between most. Many of their classes are receive two degrees concurrently Saturday at a Sydney hotel, leav- members of INXS are all in class periods because of the dis- offered in limited sections and in now. Senate will send the motion ing fellow band members wait- extreme shock at the loss of their tance students must walk specific buildings. There isn't to acting Vice President of ing at a rehearsal studio where dear friend and lead singer between upper campus and the much Academic Affairs Doug Brown. they were preparing for the rock Michael Hutchence." College of Integrated Technology • Senate passed a motion ask- group's 20th-anniversary tour. The statement gave no clue to and instructors' need for more ing the university to place a limit A worker at the Ritz Carlton why Hutchence may have com- setup time between classes, said on the amount of time readmit- found Hutchence's body shortly mitted suicide. Carter Lyons, chair of the acade- ted students can stay at the uni- before noon after he failed to Hutchence had flown from mic policies committee. versity to earn a degree. In appear for a morning appoint- his London home to Sydney ear- Lyons then introduced a order to be readmitted to JMU, ment with the Australian lier this week to prepare for the motion from the math depart- it's necessary to have a "deter- Broadcasting Corp. Hutchence's band's 20th anniversary "Lose ment that would divide the mined statute of limitations girlfriend Paula Yates, and father Your Head" tour, which was to campus into two sections and for all students," Lyons said. confirmed it was the 37-year-old start Tuesday. The tour has been stagger the class times in each "[Students] must get [their] singer. canceled, according to concert section. Classes in buildings on degrees within a certain period Australian TV stations and the promoter Michael Gudinski. one side of campus would-begin of time." Senate will ask the uni- Australian Associated Press Yates' lawyer, Anthony on the hour; classes on the dther versity to establish the readmis- reported that Hutchence was Burton, said the singer's girl- side of campus would start on sion statute of limitations. The found hanged. friend was being comforted by the half hour. motion also states that any stu- Investigators removed a leath- friends at the couple's home in But many senators objected to dent who wishes to reenter the er belt from the scene. No illegal^ Chelsea, southwest London. the plan to stagger classes scheduling university after an absence of drugs were found, although They have a daughter, Heavenly because they don't think it would flexibility in upperclassmen more than three years must be there were "a number of pre- Hiraani Tiger Lily. help. Sen. Bill Voige, chemistry, schedules, which may lead to tar- made aware of academic changes scription medications," Inspector Hutchence remained a celebri- thinks this plan would make it diness, Cross said before readmittance to the uni- Christopher Hogg said. An ty in Australia, largely because of difficult to hold faculty meetings Also at the meeting: versity. Students who have been autopsy will be carried out his high-profile romances with involving faculty from both sides • Senate passed a motion Monday. pop star Kylie Minogue, model of campus. "If you have to have a allowing students to earn a sec- see SENATE page 6 The death of the singer Helena Christensen and Yates. Airline offers low holiday rates for students Off-peak fares to western United States as low as $99 from Washington-Dulles airport Western Pacific, you can stopover for two Domestic Low-Fare Upstart Airline." Connellee said Shenandoah Airport by Marcia Apperson years and guess what? No charge." staff writer Western Pacific does not service offers competitive prices and convenience. Students purchasing low fares tickets Shenandoah Valley Regional Airport, "By the time you drive three hours to One airline is offering low airfare rates on Western Pacific must use them to travel which mostly carries US Airways flights. Baltimore or D.C., find parking and pay to students traveling over the holidays, but before May 21,1998. Rick Connellee, customer service repre- for it, you are beating your brains out," many students have never heard of the Connellee said. carrier. Students can purchase a round trip Western Pacific Airlines, based in Western Pacific Airlines ticket from Shenandoah to Orlando for Denver, has off-peak rates as low as $119 $188. This is the cheapest deal offered from one-way from Washington-Dulles airport One-way airfares from Washington, D.C./Dultes Shenandoah Airport, and it is offered year- to Los Angeles, Phoenix, Portland, San International Airport to: round. Diego, San Francisco and Seattle for But students must purchase the tickets Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. 21 days prior to departure and stay in Travel during peak fare days costs an extra •Denver/ ^; Orlando at least one Saturday. $20. Colorodo Springs $99 Western Pacific's student fares are "I cannot speak for other carriers, but lower than competitors: A student flying we feel that today's students are tomor- •Los Angeles $119 on Western Pacific round trip from Dulles row's business leaders and decision-mak- •Phoenix $119 to San Diego pays about $240. ers," said Elise Eberwein, Western Pacific A student flying on Delta Air Lines corporate communications department. •Portland $119 round trip from Dulles to San Diego pays "We hope to introduce [students] to •San Diego $119 about $476, and the same trip on US Western Pacific and that students' loyalty Airways is $746. will carry through into and throughout •San Francisco $119 Students flying round trip from Dulles their careers." •Seattle $119 to Phoenix on Western Pacific would pay These low rates mostly apply to stu- about $240. The same trip would cost $494 dents traveling west and flights include a on Delta and $688 on US Airways. stopover in Denver. One advantage THOMAS KJdMgrapUa editor Sophomore Wes Lindquist will fly Western Pacific offers is that there is no American Airlines to San Diego over win- extra charge for extended stopovers. "Summer is our busiest time, thus the sentative at Shenandoah Airport, said ter break for about $290 round trip. In contrast to other airlines, students cutoff date is in May," Eberwein said. "If there is a noticeable increase in the number "I'm flying with them because I got a need to purchase their tickets only one day this program is successful, we will consid- of passengers when students go home for really good credit card discount," in advance, and no minimum stay is er future programs." the holidays. Lindquist said. required. According to the on-line Air Safe jour- Every flight leaving Shenandoah Valley Lindquist could have purchased a "We charge no additional fee to nal, no passenger fatalities have ever been Regional Airport Tuesday is fully booked. round trip ticket on Western Pacific for stopover in Denver for skiing or anything linked to Western Pacific and Entrepreneur At least 90 percent of the passengers today else for that matter," Eberwein said. "With Magazine recently named the carrier "Best through Wednesday will be students. see AIRLINE page 6 6 Monday. Nov. 24,1^ K^M i.»- »,. ■ !■■■■—■■rr""**'** »*».» ™st& line Police Log_ continued from page 5 continued from page 3 Sophomore Brendan Connors will be about $240, $50 less than what he paid to flying home to Boston for winter break. "I Cannondale F500 mountain bike at Howard fraternity president into Newman Lake at 11:32 p.m. fly American Airlines. hate driving and riding 12 hours in a car," 3 "(If I had known,l I would have at least Johnson's at 10:19 a.m. Nov. 19. Nov. 20. Connors said. The estimated value of damage is $100. This is reportedly an annual tradition. There called [Western Pacific] and looked into Connors had never heard of Western reportedly was no alcohol involved and no injuries. it," he said. . . Pacific Airlines but said if he was flying Property Damage Freshman Brad Cutler is flying home to out west he would look into it. • A contractor allegedly kicked a student's car Outside Assistance New Mexico for winter break. He bought a "They all get you to the same place," because the student was driving the wrong way in B- • A patient from the psychiatric unit at Rockingham round trip ticket for $200 with the restric- Connors said. "It's just whatever is cheap- Memorial Hospital ran away during a supervised tion that he must leave on a Saturday and lot at 5:32 p.m. Nov. 19. er." • Unidentified individuals allegedly used an walk and fled west from the Burruss parking lot and return on a Saturday. Only students are eligible for these low "I fly airlines that give the best deals unknown object to put a deep scratch in the left rear Duke Hall area to South Main Street at 11:34 am. fares. Even if students are flying with fami- and that have a reputable name," Cutler window and quarter panel of a 1991 Ford Escort in Nov. 20. ly, only students can get discounted tick- The patient is voluntarily admitted and not said. He said he hadn't heard of Western B-tot at 3:20 p.m. Nov. 19. ets. considered a threat. Pacific Airlines. When travelers make reservations with Freshman Kerri Bianchet is taking the Dangerous Practices Western Pacific using low prices, they will bus home to Long Island, NY., for winter • Pledges threw the Sigma Phi Epsilon social Number of drunk in public charges since June 4:36 be asked for their college ID numbers to break. The bus will take her from Godwin verify they are students. Before boarding to Long Island and bring her back for less the plane, students will be asked to show than $100. Senate. "If there was an airport [in the college IDs. continued from page 5 Shenandoah Valley] that was larger it If passengers who bought tickets with would be more convenient," she said. these low student fares cannot prove they absent for more than three years must an "A" or "D." Senate will gauge student "Basically, it comes down to price." are students, they will not be able to board abide by the most current academic policy opinion on the proposal by asking for the plane. SGA input. Bianchet said if she lived further west rfpon reentrance. she would fly Western Pacific Airlines as "Upon check-in at the airport, the agent • The Academic Policies Committee • The Student Relations Committee will ask for the college ID with the match- addressed the plus/minus grading system will review the Silent Witness program long as it was credible. "I wouldn't want to be flying some- ing number and also proof of age," proposal that will be sent to Brown. The and will recommend to Senate whether it Eberwein said. "No documentation, no air- committee would like to cease the practice should endorse or reject the program. thing like Value Jet Airline," she said. "My Dad would do research On it before he sent plane ride." of printing "A+" and "D-" grades on tran- Senators are concerned about people being me. I wouldn't want to fly on something I For more information, Western Pacific's scripts and report cards because the two able to make accusations anonymously Wtb -He is: http://wuno.westvac.com. grades do not carry a different weight than through the program. would die on for saving $100."

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World AIDS Week December 1-4 Commonwealth One Monday 12/1 Federal Credit Union 10am - 8pm Information Table Commons Reading of the Names from the Names Project, Your Financial Edge ribbons and educational information. at JMU Ham -1 pm University Health Center Info Display PO Box/Warren Remembrance wall for the infected or deceased Free Checking! Ribbons, informational videos and pampiets 5pm - 7pm Candlelight remembrance No minimum balance Commons Candle lighting and tree decorating. No monthly service charges 24-hour ATM access 8 pm "Faces of HIV/AIDS" Overdraft protection option Highlands Rin Individuals discuss bow HIV has affected Earns interest, too! their lives. There will be a canned food drive In the PO area Mon.-Thurs. No Fee Student Visa®! Tuesday 12/2 • 13.9% annual percentage rate Ham - 1pm VAN Information Table • 25-day grace period on all PO Box/Warren Remembrance wall those infected or have purchases died of HIV/AIDS, ribbons, VAN info '• Special JMU design! Wednesday 12/3 Ham - 1pm Camp Heartland Information Table Much, Much More! PO Box/Warren Video: "Anglies Secnf • Loans-education, cars A more 12 noon Brown Bag Lunch Speaker • 3 free ATMs on campus Taylor 304 "Life, Marriage and Future with HIV" • Campus branch- Gibbons Hall A young woman addresses issues she has encountered Irving with HTV. Refreshments provided CommonVCfealth One Thursday 12/4 Federal Credit Union 7pm Candlelight March Meet in front of Wilson. e Wilson Luminars will illuminate the quad for the march. Stop by our branch in Gibbons Hall today or call 568-7831! Sponsored by University Health Center IFC, PanbeUenic, Check out our web site at http://www.cofcu.org! and Student* for Camp Heartland

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rf%T* > WfT' A tip, $o* tlout oiMUten& How long adults who eat at table-service restaurants are willing to wait before being DfiYS asked for their beverage order: MONDAY 24 • JMU Adult Degree Program Informational meeting, Paul Street House, 5:30 p.m. Pre-registeration: x6824. • Volunteer meeting, sponsored by the Women's Resource Center, Taylor Hall, rm. 200,7 p.m. Details: WRC office, x3407. • Science Fiction/Fantasy Guild meeting, Taylor Hall rm. 402,7 p.m. Details: CC, 574-4704. • Students for Camp Heartland meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 306,7 p.m. Details: Celeste, 574-3418. • Bible study, presented by Catholic Campus Ministry, CCM House, 7 p.m. Details: Mimi, 433-8059. • National Broadcasting Society/Alpha Epsilon Rho meeting, Anthony-Seeger Hall, rm. 10,7:30 p.m. • Bluestone meeting, Anthony-Seeger Hall, rm. 217, 8:30 p.m. Details: Rachel, x6541. TUESDAY 25 * EQUAL meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 402,5 p.m. * ROAR meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 200,6 p.m. Details: WRC office, 3407. * AED Premedical Society meeting, Burruss Hall, rm. 31, 7 p.m. * Bible study, presented by Canterbury Episcopal Campus Ministry, Canterbury House, 7-8 p.m. Details: Police make 42 drug arrests at Phlsh Police to train 12 volunteers to patrol Martha, x5462. concert, county jail still overcrowded handicap parking spaces for violators * College Republicans meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 400, CHAMPAIGN, 111. — Two days after police made 42 7:30 p.m. Details: Dave, 432-1434. NEWPORT NEWS — People who illegally park in drug arrests outside a jam-packed Phish concert at the handicapped spaces when they think no one is looking * Harmony meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 311,7:30 p.m. University of Illinois Assembly Hall, the county jail better think again. Details: Harmony office, x6000. continued to brim with prisoners. The police department plans to train 12 volunteers to About 10 people arrested at the concert remained in patrol the city streets looking for violators. holding cells late Friday, Sgt. Greg Carter said. Many City Council last week gave the department $8,000 for WEDNESDAY 26 were charged with felonies and were having trouble the training, and also increased the maximum fine for a raising money for the bonds, which ranged Up to $10,000. violation from $250 to $500. The minimum fine remains No classes due to "We were at capacity prior to this, so we just gave them $100. Thanksgiving Break mattresses and put them in holding cells" after their Police Chief Dennis Mook said he's confident he can arrests Wednesday night, said Chief'Deputy Sheriff Gary find his dozen volunteers. Turner. "We have a lot of people who are passionate about THURSDAY 27 The jail was also crammed because of 25 arrests made handicapped parking violations," Mook said. Friday night in a sweep of people wanted on outstanding The most common violators are relatives who borrow No classes due to warrants, Carter said. a handicapped family member's car with a handicapped Thanksgiving Break The concertgoers were arrested in the carnival-like sticker and think that entitles them to park in scene in parking lots outside Assembly Hall. Those handicapped spaces, Mook said. arrested ranged in age from 17 to mid-20s. About half are Although police don't always have the time to check from out of state, and a few are students at the university, ***** ************ » ♦+♦ «■»++♦+ on who is driving a car parked in a handicapped zone, officials said. Mook said he suspects volunteers will take the time. Get ready for spring semester! Officers seized marijuana, hallucinogenic mushrooms, "I can envision people waiting to see who comes out Send club and organization LSD and one tank of nitrous oxide. and gets in the car," he said. The concert was sold out, with more than 16,000 people The volunteers will undergo 20 hours of training to announcements inside the Assembly Hall. The Vermont-based band, like learn the law and how to testify in court — as well as how in writing the Grateful Dead, has legions of faithful fans who follow to safely avoid conflict. People don't always respond well the tour, creating a party atmosphere outside their to getting a ticket, Mook said. to be included in next semester's performances. The volunteers will wear uniforms and will work 20 Duke Days to "We had about the same number of officers working hours per month. Andi Metzler, the detail at the concert this year as last year, but the The city now has three or four employees who look for quantities of drugs we encountered certainly exceeded parking violators, and police also write tickets if they assistant news editor, what we previously found," UI police Capt. Krystal have the time. Mook said similar programs have been The Breeze, G1 Anthony-Seeger Fitzpatrick said. successful in Portsmouth and Virginia Beach. —AP/newsfinder news service MSC 6805 JMU —AP/newsfinder news service Harrisonburg, VA 22807. Drop it off at The Breeze office or fax it to 568-6736. Information is run on a Preview Coming soon to The Breeze. space-available basis. Sports: Women's basketball vs. Mount St. Mary's Dec. 2 Style: All about the Shenandoah Children's Choir 8 Monday, Nov. 24, 1997 THE BREEZE EDITORIAL v: WtK Kfauvr

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A "how-do-you-sleep-at-night?" dart to all the people excited about going home to feast on innocent turkeys on Thursday. Sent in by a vegetarian student who resents you meat-eating turkey killers and hopes you choke on a wishbone. Pat,., A "thanks-for-starting-a-great-tradition" pat to the pilgrims and Native Americans for starting a holiday that gets us out of school for almost a week and is dedicated to eating. Giving thanks where thanks is due Sent in by a student who wants to give thanks to Imagine going to a professor's house for a party We also give thanks for Williams and Moser's the pioneers of one of her favorite holidays. — a pre^Thankseiving party, no less. It seems a efforts because at a university as large as JMU, it s little like fraternizing with the enemy, doesn't a big deal when a professor goes out of his or her j£gf»t it? way to write you email — let alone bake you M*9wm wmmm ' But married SCOM professors Sherry Williams cookies like Williams and Moser did for their stu- and Ray Moser crossed "enemy" lines yesterday dents. This is commendable because with the A "retake-driver's-ed" dart to the person who ran a by inviting 140 students and faculty to their home demands on professors to fulfill the requirements stop sign in Squire Hill and almost ran me over while for a pre-Thanksgiving open house. Even though for merit pay — teaching, research and service — I was crossing the street. most of us weren't invited, there „ % , it's easy to forget about students, Sent in by a student who thinks you should know are several reasons we, as stu- Students WOrk • We re 8lad Williams and Moser pedestrians have-the right of way and a stop sign means just that. dents, should give thanks for their ^^ ^ fomeWOTk ^invitation for the holiday.

en h U Se obv had Firstirlt, we give thanks because maanA SlUaofu^y harder fOT °£ ° L ^y *a we hope other professors will fol- V nUTUKTJVT ^ on ^eir students as well Pat,,, low Williams and Moser's exam- tests knowing the don't feel like I've ever gotten to ple. Professors aren't obligated to know a professor outside of the An"it's-nice-to-know-there-are-still-passionate- classroom. I'm so excited about invite students to their houses, but person grading politicians" pat to Student Government Association students would feel honored if going that [my friends and I] them is someone already set up a carpool," senior Senator Christopher Neff who dares to speak his they are extended the offer. The mind and cares about giving JMU students a voice. thought of going to a party at a who knows their Nicole Breschi said in Thursday's Breeze. Sent in by a fellow senator who wishes the professor's home might not seem executive board would show as much courage and so strange if it happened more names and faces. Judging from their students' leadership as you do. often. enthusiasm about the open house, Another reason to be thankful for dinner at a Williams and Moser have a great strategy for how professor's house is that we want to respect our to have good relationships with their students — T%£gf*t professors as regular people, not just as those who treat them like people. control our grades. If we know our professors bet- The rest of us can only hope our professors fol- ter, we care more about our classes and getting low their lead in years to come. In student-profes- A "we'd-like-an-explanation" dart to the College good grades. While students aren't children who sor relationships, a lot of caring with a little free of Business for letting go of our business law are eager to please anymore, we still want to give food thrown in goes a long way. professor. Her enthusiasm made her one of the best our best to people we respect. Students work professors we've had at JMU. harder on homework and study harder for tests The house editorial reflects the opinion of the editorial Sent in by disgruntled students who used to knowing the person grading them is someone board which consists of the editor, managing editor and enjoyed learning and looked forward to class who knows their names and faces. the opinion editor. because of her.

Kristen Hem ... editor Laura L. Wade ... managing editor Keiley M. Blassingame .. . opinion editor Pat,,, Letters to the editor should be no mote than 500 words, columns should be no more than 800 words, and both will be published on a space available basis. They must be A "thanks-for-being-so-selfless" pat to the delivered to The Bretze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. Anthony-Seeger lab assistant who stayed after hours TV Breeze reserves the right to edit for clariry and space. so I could finish my project. The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the newspaper. Sent in by a stressed out student who got her this staff, or James Madison University. JAMESBreeze MADISON UNIVERSITY project done on time thanks to you. OP/ED THE BREEZE Ilnrsday, Nov. 24, 1997 9 Being thankful for a world of color blindness Someone recently told me idea she made me promise it wouldn't be because they're good at what they do, not for reverse discrimination. After several Thanksgiving is the forgotten holi- "cheesy." Anyone else may have given up because of an abundance or lack of appeals, national affirmative action groups day. At first, I thought he was crazy, on the idea, but not me. I decided to make melanin. That's what I'm most thankful for raised over $300,000 to pay the white but he's right. You never hear about a valiant effort to make the idea work and this year. I wish more people in this coun- teacher to avoid the case going to ihe Thanksgiving sales and people never ask, still not be cheesy. ' try were like those I know and Supreme Court. The affirmativt "What are you going to be for I thought long and hard about the least love. action groups feared the deci- Thanksgiving?" cheesy thing I I usually don't write sion would go against the Thanksgiving have to be columns like this. In the school board and under- gets neglected, thankful for past I deferred to my for- mine affirmative action and I never Faux Pas this year. This mer colleague Chris nationwide. thought about it is what I came Carter to tackle such I've never been a fan of before because up with: I am issues as race relations. affirmative action for two I've always loved thankful my But something I saw this reasons. One, I don't want Thanksgiving. world is color weekend moved me to to get a job because of my When I was — Kelley M. Blassingame blind. By "my speak out. skin color — period. Two, I younger, I world" I don't Friday night, I watched a spe- hate that affirmative action is nec- thought it was so cool to make those con- mean the planet earth or even the United cial on "Nightline." It was about a high essary; in the United States, it is neces- struction paper turkeys and play pilgrims States. I mean my private, individual school in New Jersey that had to lay off sary. and indians in class. (Those were the days world — the places I go and the people one of its teachers. In a perfect world, everyone, prospec- when they weren't called Native who surround me. Of the two teachers with the least tive employers included, would be as color Americans.) My friends, sorority sisters and co- seniority, one was black and one white. blind as the people I know. But everyone's Now that I'm older, I still love it workers are all color blind. And by color They were hired on the same day, equally not, and there's not much I can do about it because it gets me out of classes for a blind, I don't mean they can't see red or qualified and worked in the same depart- except tell people about the merits of being week, I get to eat all day, I can hang out something. I mean race isn't an issue. We ment. But one of them had to go. The color blind and spend all day Thursday with my family and friends, and it acknowledge our racial differences (it school board decided to use race as a tie- being thankful everyone I care about reminds me of everything I have to be would be hard not to), but we don't dwell breaker and laid off the white teacher to already is. thankful for that year. on them. preserve diversity in the department. Had I hope that's not too cheesy. That's what I want to write this col- I love my friends because we're there the black teacher lost her job, the depart- umn about — what I'm thankful for this for one another, not because of their skin ment would've been all-white. Kelley M. Blassingame is a junior SMAD year. But when I told my editor about the color. I respect and admire my co-workers Consequently, the white teacher sued major and the opinion editor.

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War on Drugs a failed effort, makes from doing what they want and living their lives their Unfortunately, some individuals decided to take the arti- own way? I think it's a foolish decision to abuse drugs of cle as a call for action. Their action was criminal and government an aggressor on privacy any kind, and I've never tried any, but why should my, or threatening and I neither appreciated it nor deserved it. To the editor: Sheriff Farley's, or President Clinton's or anyone else's I want to make it clear that the content of the article Jennifer Simmons explored marijuana legalization in morality be forced on peaceful, honest people? itself states three clear main points. Those points are: (1) Thursday's Breeze article "Candy everybody wants?" She It almost goes without saying that most of the negative some people think marijuana is dangerous and do not did a fine job of looking at the potential medicinal and effects of drugs are linked to the fact that they are illegal want it legalized, (2) some people think it should be legal- commercial uses of cannabis. At the root'of the legaliza- rather than to drugs themselves. Their black market cost ized for hemp's economic merit and (3) others are pro- tion issue is a deeper question: What role should the gov- has led to increased robbery and the development of legalization for marijuana's medicinal qualities. Nowhere ernment play in telling people how to live their, lives? gangs, not terribly unlike the way prohibition of alcohol in in the article did I state my own personal opinion, nor did the 1920s led to an increase in mafia activity. When prohi- I reflect my sources' opinions on Anything other than those bition was repealed, the some of the problems subsided. three issues at hand. Similarly, when courageous groups like the Libertarian My article was further misconstrued by the sidebar Party (the largest third party in the nation) prevail and end that appeared next to the article titled "Crock pot: cooking our already failed War on Drugs, our cities will be safer, with Mary Jane." This was not part of my article or our government will be less intrusive, and our people will research, and I'm not responsible for its presence on the be more free. page. I feel it invalidated the points of my article, was merely used as space-filler, and I apologize to my sources Jeremy Aldrich who were consequently offended. sophomore modem foreign languages Jennifer Simmons I believe the role of government is to protect citizens junior from force and fraud, but our War on Drugs does neither. Article doesn't express writer's views; SMAD In fact, it has made our government an aggressor and given it an excuse to ignore privacy and property rights of writer not responsible for sidebar Editor's note: Readers with concerns about articles in The accused users and dealers. To the Editor: Breeze should call or write a letter to the editor. Breeze section Even if drugs are dangerous to your health, why I wrote an article dealing with marijuana legalization in editors are responsible for anything published without a writer's should it be the government's job to stop adult citizens Thursday's Breeze titled, "Candy everybody wants?" byline accompanying it. The Office of Public Safety has recommended that JMU needs more lighting on campus, but funds for this project OFF: aren't readily available. Is this a valid reason for less lighting, or a case of misplaced priorities? Responses should be typewritten and no longer The Breeze than 300 words. The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity G-l Anthony-Seeger and space. One entry from each viewpoint will be selected for next MSC 6805 Thursday's issue. All responses should be received by 6 p.m. James Madison University Tuesday. Send, bring or e-mail all responses to: Harrisonburg, VA 22807 •i 10 Monday, Nov. 24, 1997>TUBFREEZE —"1 The HTH 458 Program Planning Class would like to What are you doing next summer? thank the following campus organizations Don't know yet? Then consider... and local businesses who generously donated to the STUDYING ABROAD! JMU GREAT AMERICAN SMOKEOUT1

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Currie creates appearing to have been African- blends of aquatic color, ranging timeless, abstract, three-dimensional pieces influenced, Wenger's theme transcends from emerald algae to from such contemporary materials as fence any one cultural context. aquamarine and blue, into a blurred image and barbed wire. Her work seems to Sorokin's works seems to be breaching of a human figure. This underwater address the fundamental themes of time, the same thematic realm as Murphy and imagery depicted in two oil paintings by durability and the mutual influence of Currie, namely, the mysterious and graduate student Shay Herring, opposing forces. beautiful components of genesis. Devoid "Swimmer" and "Swimmer Dissolved," Gregory's large untitled chalk pastel of any Christian elements, Sorokin's large are among the works on display at Zirkle provides an innovative perspective into an oil on canvas "Nights at the beach," offers House. urban maze. In.the foreground an a view into sex, harmony and creation. approaching truck swerves inward. As the Similarly, her untitled work, with its viewer looks out from a tunnel and down circular, square and silver forms seems to REVIEW into the painting, he or she will discover be embracing both elemental and traintracks passing beneath high-rise astrological bodies. apartments and roadways intersecting at While the abstract qualities of the works Artwork by graduate students, Jill all angles. Additionally, the scene is make any definite interpretation virtually Murphy, Ann Currie, John Gregory, peopleless. By executing his work in a impossible, the works on exhibit are Wednesday Nelena Sorokin and Eunice direct and accessible style, Gregory creates nevertheless a testament to each artist's Wenger, provides visitors with the a powerful lure: The viewer is quickly technical abilities and personal visions. opportunity for temporary relief or drawn into an irrational world filled with The work on display invites subjective inspiration from the stressful and overcast technological overkill. The onlooker leaves reaction while defying simplistic days at the semester's end. the image with a sense of confusion and evaluation. The Artworks Gallery features the work vertigo. The Graduate Student exhibition runs until AMY JOSEPH/* onllibuting photographer of Murphy, Currie and Gregory. Murphy's The Other Gallery features the December 5th. Zirkle House xvill be closed from John Gregory's untitled chalk pastel five untitled charcoal compositions display intriguing and innovative art of Sorokin November 26th until December 1st. For more provides a vertigo-inducing window into an eerie elegance. The drawings recall a and Wenger. In her series of three works, information call x6869. contemporary urban life. Filmmaker Smith talks about his movies "Can we go outside and sit angst-ridden comic book artist actress Joey Lauren Adams (who share of praise and criticism, the by Brent Bowles somewhere because I haven't Holden McNeill through a plays Alyssa in the film) into latter almost Unanimously for his staff writer smoked in a while, and I just tumultuous romance with the Holden's character. "It served to sophomore effort "Mallrats," Lounging in the University started smoking again today." beautiful, lesbian Alyssa Jones, get past being that type of per- Smith isn't afraid now to just be Program Board office, Sitting Indian-style on the there's more of Kevin Smith on son. He definitely was a character himself. Kevin Smith hardly seems floor of the Warren Hall loading the screen than just his alter-ego, that was very close to me, and "That kind of melodrama I daunted by the nearly five hun- dock, working on his second of Silent Bob. Lord, I hope I've come a long think is real inherent to my per- dred people in Grafton-Stovall four cigarettes, the modestly "I think, for me, it was very way since then." sonality and up until that point, Theater watching his most recent dressed Smith doesn't appear the therapeutic," said Smith, who Though many of his in 'Clerks' and 'Mallrats,' every film, "Chasing Amy" and eagerly type who could easily put his life invested large amounts of his staunchest critics may argue, time it goes into melodramatic awaiting his post-flick appear- on the screen for all to see. But in own fears, doubts and shortcom- Smith the filmmaker has definite- territory you see me throwing jokes on it to cover it up, trying to ance. "Chasing Amy," which follows ings in his relationship with ly come quite a distance in the three years since his raunchy be a little more manly, or whatev- comedy "Clerks," made for a er," he said. "And then with scant $27,000. 'Chasing Amy' I was like, 'You "I wanted to see something on know what? I'm just going to lay the screen that you don't see . . . it out there and if there's a we were just kind of doing moment in the script that is melo- ["Clerks") for the hell of it. But dramatic ... or not joke-oriented, most importantly, I just wanted I'm not going to feel the need to to make a movie to make my pepper it. I'm just going to let it friends laugh, and it did, and speak for itself.'" then it just went beyond that. I And speak for itself it does. think we made a movie that just Sporting outstanding perfor- tapped into the right Zeitgeist at mances and a refreshingly honest the right moment." script that draws amazingly com- It may have been mostly the plex characters in simple, broad brash, sexually explicit jocularity strokes, "Chasing Amy" is as on the surface of "Clerks" which much a hysterical, bittersweet made it such a hit with the twen- comedy of misplaced affections ty-something moviegoing crowd, as it is the most candid look at but there is a simplistic yet ardent platonic love, prejudices and sex- romanticism creeping in from ual ego in contemporary relation- behind even the most vulgar ships since Rob Reiner's "When humor of Smith's scrappy charac- 1 fait) Met Sally," made nearly a ters. decade ago. "If you scrape away the cyni- "Film i- supposed to he a cism and the dick and fait joke-. visual medium, but I have yet to ( IIKISTINK Bl RST/v;,;//photographer they're fairly sweet mo\ ies about treat it as such Movies aren't Filmmaker Kevin Smith talks to an audience at Gratfton-Stovall Theatre Thursday evening. During the £uvs that want to fall in love," he two-hour question & answer session. Smith tackled questions about comic books and his movies. id after i sep SMITH oagt Monday, Nov. 24, 1997 THE BREEZE ENTER THE NAME THE UREC STORE CONTEST"!

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PURPOSE DEPARTMENTS TURNING IN LOST ITEMS Hie purpose of this policy is lo oullinc Ihc procedures to be followed in recording, storing Departments turning in lost items must allow enough time to log in lost items being and disposing of items lumcd in lo ihc Lost and Found Oil ice. turned in to Lost and Found. located in Warren Hall of Ihc James Madison University Center. 11ns policy also outlines llic procedures of inquiring about lost items. 1 Any department having a Lost and Found must keep found items in a secure place until they are brought to the Warren Hall Lost and Found. The POLICY department accepting a Lost and Found item is responsible for items until submitted to the Centralized Wan-en Hall Lost and Found. Warren Hall Lost and Pound staff are charged with accurately recording the receipt of found items, storing items in Ihc vault, and retaining items for a period of 2.To insure that items are claimed as soon as possible, departments must bring found 120 days. The University Center will advertise this policy in I HE BREEZE during lall items to the Wan-en Hall Lost and Found on a weekly basis. It is and spring semesters. NOTE: BECAUSE LOST AND FOUND IS recommended that valuable items be turned in immediately. LOCATED IN THE WARREN HALL BOX OFFICE. LOST AND FOUND IS CLOSED THE FIRST DAY OF A MAJOR TICKETED EVENT! Lost and 3.When bringing the items to the Warren Hall Lost and Found, the department turning Found provides Inquiry forms (sec attached form) for individuals to give information or in found items will record them on a Departmental Lost and Found describe lost items. These will be kept on file for a period of SO days. Log of Items form (available at the WarTen hall Lost and Found). Both individuals Inquiries must be rcsubmilled or updated after 30 days. turning in and receiving found items will verify the items being turned in. Designated staff in the University Center will assume responsibility for PROCEDURES found items received by Warren Hall Lost and Found. This releases the department of responsibility. DEPOSITING A LOST ITEM CLAIMING ITEMS The staff member collecting lost items will record his or her name, the date, descriptive information, and the name and telephone number of the individual Individuals claiming items must have a picture ID. (unless the item lost is the picture turning in Ihc item on the Lost and Found form (sec attached form). A prc-numbcrcd I.D.) and must sign for the item, including local address and telephone label corresponding to the form is placed on the item. All items must be number. stored in the Ticket Office vault. DISPOSAL OF FOUND ITEMS INQUIRING ABOUT A LOST ITEM After 120 days, all items such as checkbooks, drivers licenses. ID cards, passports, wallets, Inquiries about lost items should be made to the Lost and Found Office during office keys and similar items will be turned over to the JMU Office of hours, Monday through Friday. 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. A Lost and Found Public Safety for proper disposition. All other items will be turned over to Accounting Inquiry form (see altaclied form) should be completed. When found items arc lurncd in and Reporting, Surplus Property Office, documented accordingly, and the staff member will check the item against inquiries and attempt to will become surplus property of the University. No further efforts to locate the owner contact the owner. will be made by the Wanen Hall Lost and Found, JMU Public Safety, orby surplus ITEMS TURNED IN AFTER LOST AND FOUND OFFICE HOURS property after 120 days. Items discovered after office hours should be turned in to the JMU Center Night Manager See our web site @ www.jmu.edu/ucenter.boxoffice on duty The Night Manager will complete an After Hours Lost and Found form (see attached form) and drop the item in the lost and found depository. Items found after University Center building hours should be turned in the next business day. This is a paid advertisment THE BREEZE Monday, Nov. 24, 1997 13 'Queen of Nice' fun, not intrusive with a straw placed under the Rosie O'Donnell wins the seats, along with other presents for each show. That day, the ratings war, fans with her audience received the new Rosie O'Doll. The dolls usually sell for wholesome sense of humor $25 with $10 going to charity. When you push her tummy she line for about half an hour. The Commentary by Katie Wilmeth say phrases like, "You're a cutie contributing writer anticipation before the show cre- patootie" which is one of Rosie's ates a friendly feeling among popular sayings. There was also The "Rosie O'Donnell strangers and we soon found a collector's edition of the maga- Show" premiered in ourselves exchanging stories zine In Theater about the new June 1996 to the highest with the other people in line. Broadway production of the debut ratings of any talk The four of us (three JMU stu- "Lion King." There were also show this decade, according to dents, and one UVa. student) two candy bars under the chair Rosie's homepage talked to a mother and daughter. in connection with a segment (www.rosieo.com) . Since then, We learned that the daughter involving the Hershey Doctor. Entertainment Weekly recognized attended high school with Rosie, After the ushers seated every- Rosie as 1996's "Entertainer of and because of this connection one, "Joey," one of Rosie's co- the Year," Barbara Walters she was able to get tickets for the workers, attempted to whip the included her on the list of "10 show. Two married couples near crowd into a frenzy. First, he Most Fascinating People of" us had bought their tickets a year showed us the signals for clap- break from 1996," TV Guide compared her to in advance at a charity auction in ping and "go crazy" (which is touring) and Johnny Carson and Newsweek Las Vegas (keep in mind the tick- him flailing his arms off-camera). the Hershey dubbed her the "Queen of Nice." ets are usually free). Then we all Then Joey, who has worked for Doctor, who audience. By making her show fun, not talked about the guests who the show since it first aired, would make a candy The show ran intrusive, Rosie distinguishes were rumored to be coming: Bill talked about the philosophy bar with Rosie. long and the Hershey herself from other daytime talk- Cosby, Ally Walker (Of the NBS behind the program. He said Rosie enters and the Doctor didn't appear on ers,-She single-handedly revital- show "Profiler"), Sigourney most shows showcase the 1 per- audience goes wild. She talks to the show, but O'Donnell ized Broadway by regularly fea- Weaver and the cast of the cent of the population that is two "cutie patooties" in the audi- taped the segment to air at a later turing Broadway acts on her Broadway musical "Grease." caught up in scandals and ence, Harrison and Haley. Then date. The segment had Rosie show. Plus, Rosie lets anyone Finally, an intern from the show "who's sleeping with whom," she tells us she has a very special assisting Dr. Charles Duncan in over 5 attend her tapings while took our names and ushered us but this show is different because announcement: Barbara making a candy bar she person- most shows only permit people upstairs to another line. they focus on the 99 percent of Streisand will be on the show the ally designed. Duncan said there 16 and over. By having a diverse The line started right by the humanity that is good and following Friday. For Rosie, who are no plans to manufacture the array of guests, ranging from "Saturday Night Live" set in a decent. He asked us to "forget has been trying to get Streisand Rosie Bar, but Rosie said if popular movie stars to television hallway lined with framed pho- your problems — medical, fami- on the show, this fulfills a 25- Hershey manufactures the candy icons of the past, her show tos of SNL shows along with pic- ly or whatever they may be — year-old dream. bar, all the proceeds will go to attracts audiences of all ages. tures of Rosie and her guests. for an hour. This is a show about Rosie became mist-eyed while the Milton Hershey school in Knowing all this, when three We continued to talk to the peo- unity and fun because we are all telling the story, but she light- Hershey, Penn., which provides friends and I had the chance to ple in line and wondered out the same people." ened the mood — apparently she education to needy boys and go to the November 14 taping of loud who the people were that As he said this, the band was so nervous about having girls. the "Rosie O'Donnell Show," we kept being ushered to the head of leader, John McDee, played Streisand on the show that she After the show Rosie stayed decided to skip our Friday class- the line. We had celebrities on the inspirational, church-like music. developed diarrhea. When she to takes pictures with any chil- es and make the five-and-a-half brain and thought we saw every- The audience became very excit- announces Streisand's appear- dren under 16. The rest of the hour journey to New York City. one from Rosie's sister to Steven ed. I felt like a kid again. Joey ance, Joey signals for us to stand audience is allowed to take pic- Our day started early Friday Spielberg. introduced John McDee and the up and cheer. Then she goes back tures of this and the set. She gives morning. We awoke at 4:45 a.m. Finally, around 9:30 a.m. we McDLT's, O'Donnell's Backup stage again to finish getting kids the option of having an to see the taping of the show at made it onto the set and the ush- Band, and told us that day's ready. She tells us to "pretend autographed photo or their Kids 10 a.m. Arriving early to pick up ers seated us. We learned Rosie guests were Bill Cosby, Ally like you never saw me" because are Punny book signed. As we our tickets, we waited in a long has Ring Dings and a milk carton Walker, Lisa Stansfield (on a she will make her official exit the show we all received entrance in a few minutes. With purple Rosie pencils with Koosh only a few minutes until airtime, balls on the end. Joey shows us the signal he will After seeing the show in per- give us when we are supposed to son, Rosie lives up to her title as stand up, and then we practice it. the "Queen of Nice." I expected The stage manager counts back- to see a show about celebrities — ward from 10 and the show which it was — but it was heart- begins. Joey is going crazy, and warming at the same time. Rosie the audience is going crazy along gets so many big-name guests with him as Rosie comes out. because they can come on her The whole show is a whirl- show without the fear of being wind. The audience is constantly bombarded with intrusive ques- clapping and cheering and tions about their personal life. laughing. By the.time it is over For instance, that day Rosie our hands and throats are sore. asked Bill Cosby about his slain Between commercials Joey re- son, Ennis, but she did it in a car- announces the guests, and we ing, understanding way. She let cheer again for them. Rosie talks Cosby lead the conversation as to the guests without the micro- he promoted the tribute album to phone. She gets her hair and his son with jazz songs. The make-up touched up, but she event left me misty-eyed along doesn't forget about the audi- with most of the audience. ence. Before the show started an Rosie does not appear to be audience member requested to interested in digging up dirt, but meet Ally Walker. Living up to rather, takes on the role of an her promise, Rosie lets her come interested friend. At least for a up at the commercial break and few hours, a small audience in take pictures with her. And of Rockefeller Center, has a PHOTOS COURTESY OF KATIE WILMETH course, as we are coming back renewed faith in humanity and from commercial she shoots her feels as if the world is a better An after-the-show look at the set of the "Rosie O'Donnell Show" offers a glimpse of the show's star. signature koosh' balls into the place because of it. Rosie stands surrounded by co-workers. 14 Monday, Nov. 24, 1997 THE BBfcfcZL Smith Led Zepplin continued from page 11 about how great it looks or how you move broadcast of "Whole Lotta Love," a trademark set-opener, round the camera, it's about character, it's about dia- BBC Sessions tap the best out the studio work. • _^ logue." The first CD is concluded with the bands first broadcast in An element Smith believes contemporary front of a live audience at the Playhouse Theater in London, fea- films have begun to lose, strong character of the band's early years turing a wildly out-of-control version of "How Many More writing is the most important part of his film- by Joseph Maddrey Times" from the then-forthcoming second album. making. Working with actors to develop contributing zvriter The second disc begins after the release of the eclectic third characters is what he strives for as a director: From the moment Jimmy Page tears that first raw, bluesy riff album, during their "Return to the Club" tour, with heated ver- "creating an atmosphere that the actors are sions of "Immigrant Song," "Heartbreaker," "Since I've Been comfortable enough in [so they can] get to a out of his guitar on Willie Dixon's "You Shook Me," one can't help but be immediately entranced by Led Zeppelin's Loving You" and an 18-1 /2 minute version of Dazed and place within themselves that they can marry Confused." It also features previews of "Black Dog" (featuring to the dialogue and stress the emotion behind beyond-the-grave call on the newly released double-disc BBC Sessions. It is the first official release from the long-disbanded an introduction that would later become "Out on the Tiles"), that dialogue." "Going to California" and "Stairway to Heaven" in its first Smith has also received criticism for poor- rock 'n' roll powerhouse since 1983's Coda and their first bona ly conceived female characters; an opinion fide official live album (excluding the soundtrack for The Song broadcast. Remains the Same). "That's the Way" is followed by a "Whole Lotta Love med- which, he hopes to completely dispel in his ley that casually incorporates a number of Zeppelin's influences next film, "Dogma." including John Lee Hooker. The album ends with a heartfelt ver- "I've tackled a female character that 1 sion of "Thank You," completing a strong review of the early thought was really fleshed out in the script REVIEW we're doing next," Smith said. "Dogma" is days of the originators of heavy metal. Page, who is also responsible for the band's 1990 box set, One could argue that the band's spiritual retreat to Bron-Yr- look at religion which will "focus on the end Aur after the fourth album brought out a more mature Zeppelin of the world, which is caused by a loophole remastered the original tapes (which have been bootlegged Live at the Beeh in more forms than are worth counting) from a num- with a greater sense for in Catholic dogma." The film doesn't begin epic proportions, but production until March, but Smith has ber of broadcasts spanning the period between the band's rough- around-the-edges first album and their monumental unfilled this release clearly already received what he perceives as unfair showcases a band that heat from conservative groups who, accord- fourth album. The trip begins with three songs from the 1969 "Top Gear" was both well-round- ing to Smith, think, "The 'Clerks' guy is going ed and unrelenting. It to thumb his nose at the Catholic church for performance following their first tour of the States. Although it is arguable that singer Robert Plant had not come into his own yet, is everything we two hours. And it's not. It's really a very rev- expect from the band erent piece." Page, the reputable session man, was at his bluesiest, Improvis- ing freely and sometimes blindly. Two previously unreleased that, although many He may have thumbed his nose .it ,i few critics initially failed to question-, during the two hours he spoke to songs, "The Girl I Love She clot Long Black Wavy Hair" (a "Heartbreaker"-esque nod to Sleepy |ohn Estes)and "Somethin' foresee, would bridge the audience, but Smith was anything but the gap between the insincere. While he helped a few aspiring Else," come from Chris Grant's "Tasty Pop Sundae" sessions the JMU filmmakers shoot .) one-line scene, an same year. Robert Johnson, who gave up the line about "squeez- blues, folk and hard audience member shouted, much to Smith's ing my lemon till the juice runs down my leg," is also tapped tor PHOTO COURTESY OF ATLANTIC REC. rock with a style amusement, "Don't sell out, Silent Bob!" "Travelling Riverside Blues," included in the 1990 box set. Two Members of Led Zeppelin strike a unmatched by hun- For a guy like Kevin Smith, that's not an versions of "Communication Breakdown," the premiere of pose on the back cover of their newly dreds' of imitations option. "What Is and What Should Never Be" and a blistering first released BBC Sessions. decades later.

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Indeed, it is wise to run from the law if they chance to spy you in your birthday suit. Indecent exposure, according to Sgt. Jerry Roy of the Harrisonburg Police, is a Class 1 misdemeanor, which carries up to a $2,500 fine and up to a year in jail. Punishment, however, depends on the judge, accord- ing to Roy. "If the judge feels its just a college prank he might let [the accused] off easier," Roy says. "If it was done out of FILE PHOTO meanness, to make someone upset, he might give them a Hail Mary: An unidentified man streaked the field jt stiffer fine." ' Bridgeforth Stadium at the beginning of halftime of the Homecoming game, Oct. 21,1995. So streaking, apparently, is alive and well in these mind you. Certainly not. That would be both illegal and serious times. It's not a way to relax, exactly, this ill-advised. reporter can assure you. But as a way to get your However, if you insist on engaging in such rash fool- blood pumping for a few minutes and feel the cool wind ishness, I suggest starting at Wilson Hall and running1 of freedom on ordinarily hidden areas, it can't be beat. downhill, since it makes it easier to get up the speed to Not that I asuggesting Breeze readers streak campus, jump those crosswalks. "I always leave my shoes on in case I have to run from the . cops." ;«» —Naked Accordion Boy. 18 'Monday, Nov. 24, 1997 THE BREEZE ■■i

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DYLAN BOVCHERLE/staff photographer JMU junior Aaron Moxley takes down Boston running back Roger Harriott and out comes the ball. The Dukes beat the Terriers, 31-14, in BU's last football game. ■♦■ - JMU closes the season, Boston closes its program at Saturdays football finale BU coach Tom Masella, his eyes blood- The Terriers weren't the only people fielded a punt and then zig zagged his by Seth Burton shot from the emotion of the day, held his making history Saturday, as JMU free safe- way downfield for a 77-yard touchdown assistant sports editor son as he talked about the last Boston ty Tony Booth made a bit of his own, albeit return. On a balmy November afternoon made University football team. in a different vein. The Terriers struck back when Harriott, for college football, the Dukes ended their "Our kids proved what college football With nine minutes left in the first quar- who rushed for 173 yards on 32 carries, season, while the Boston University is all about," Masella said. "I'm extremely ter, Booth grabbed a tipped Hanafin pass, took off on a 50-yard scamper to close out Terriers ended an era. proud and fortunate to have coached these giving him eight interceptions on the year the scoring. I ears and hugs flowed freely along the guys." and setting a new JMU record. As the seconds wound down, an emo- I3U sideline as time expired in the Dukes Due to the circumstances surrounding The Dukes jumped all over the under- tional tidal wave reached its peak and 31-14 victory Saturday. The win helped the the team the past four weeks, many BU manned Terriers from the beginning, scor- swept across the BU sideline, drawing Dukes finish their season 5-6, but obvious- players hoping to receive scholarship ing on their first possession when fresh- everyone remotely connected to the team ly the win wasn't the main story. offers from other schools chose not to play man running back Anthony Moore ran into its wake. Last month the BU Board of Trustees for the Terriers to avoid injury, which left nine yards untouched for a touchdown. "It's frustrating," Harriott said, his v uled to terminate the football program at BU with only 41 players. About four minutes later, Maddox voice trailing off. "We're all very emotion- the end of the season citing a lack of sup- The Terriers' lack of depth was made scrambled under pressure and launched a al." port and loss of money. The decision strikingly clear early in the fourth quarter perfect pass on the run which senior wide ended the 113-year old program! when quarterback Dean Hanifan left with receiver Danny Steeper, appearing in his There did not seem to be a lack of sup- an injured ankle, leaving the Terriers to last collegiate game, gathered in for a 23- Tue Zzeeze port for the team Saturday as BU fans and play the last quarter in BU history with a yard touchdown catch, giving the Dukes a the national media milled outside the visi- five-foot eight wide receiver who had pre- 14-0 lead. PLAYER OF THE tor locker room with a dolefulness usually viously thrown six career passes at quar- The Dukes added a Nelson Garner field reserved for funeral parlors. terback. goal and another Moore touchdown run GAME "I've been dreading this moment since "I felt bad for them," said JMU quarter- late in the first half to go into the break up the day we were told," Terrier running back Greg Maddox who was 15-26 for 225 24-0. Tony back Roger Harriott softly told assembled yards and one touchdown in the game. Masella said, "The way [BU] handled it reporters as he fought back tears. "It's very "Not because they weren't going to win was super. They're definitely not quitters." Booth emotional. Our lives are about to take a but because they weren't going to play The Terriers proved their coach more Junior than correct when Hanafin hit wide receiv- drastic change." again." Free Safety Mammoth offensive lineman and line- The disconsolate Harriott best summed er Kito Delgado with an 84-yard touch- backers, still bloody and wet with sweat up the mood in the Terrier locker rix>m. down pass to cut the lead to 24-6. Booth broke the JMU interception record were reduced to tears as they trudged off "I'm satisfied because we stuck Dukes' red-shirt freshman wide receiv- with his eighth pick of the year Saturday. the sideline to a standing ovation for the through it," Harriott said. "We really made er Earnest Payton slammed the door shut He also added 12 tackles. last time in a Boston uniform. history." on the Terriers five minutes later when he i 20 Monday, Nov. 24, 1997 THE BREEZE MASSANUTTEN The "BIG" Deal Virginia's Four Season Mountain Resort

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by Steven M. Trout sports editor It's official. The Sherman Dillard era of JMU men's basket- ball has begun, and it did so in winning fashion Saturday night as the Dukes beat North Carolina A&T State University, 73-62, in front of 4,500 at the Convocation Center. The first time Dillard was seen on the Convo floor during a reg- ular-season game was in the win- ter of 1973 when he played his first game in a "Dukes uniform. The return, according to Dillard, was rough on the nerves. JMU 73 N.C. A&T 62 "It's particularly good to win the first game, for me," he said. "There was a great deal of anxi- ety going into this game. To be honest, I was a little nervous." The victory was perhaps the best medicine for those shaky nerves, but the way JMU won was certainly not soothing. If it wasn't for some stingy second- half defense and a superb effort from junior guard Eugene Atkinson, the Dukes (1-0) could have found themselves in a 0-1 hole. "The way we were playing certainly wasn't indicative of the way we're capable of playing," Dillard said. "There was definite- ly some frustration." Coming off two convincing exhibition wins, the Dukes looked out-bf-sync offensively in Saturday's first half. Their trap- DYLAN BOUCHERLE/staff photographer ping defense caused several Junior guard Eugene Atkinson goes one-on-one with an Aggie defender. Atkinson led all Dukes with 18 points and 14 rebounds. turnovers, but the squad had a ular, Aggie guard Tarik Beasley team that needed a spark. He shut down Beasley and the N.C.(62) fg ft reb hard time converting those into was on fire. His five-for-eight spearheaded the second-half Aggies' outside game, holding A4T nun in ,i m-a o-t • Pf

ll 26 1-7 1-4 0-1 2 2 3 points. shooting from behind the arc comeback, enabling the Dukes to Clyburn 31 5-7 2-4 2-5 0 3 12 "We just came out flat," senior triggered A&T's performance. erase the Aggies' 32-28 halftime floor. Running half-court and Chambers 19 l-l 0-0 0-1 0 5 2 forward/center Lamont Boozer A&T head coach Roy Thomas lead and go up for good. three-quarter-court presses, the Richmond 26 3-5 4-6 0-1 5 3 12 It was that second-half come- Dukes' defense stepped it up Beasley 33 7-13 0-0 2-5 1 3 19 said. "Everyone was just too con- said, "(Our strategy) was effec- Miller 14 2-3 0-0 0-0 3 0 5 servative. We weren't attacking tive in the back, dur- after intermission forcing 21 Latimer 4 0-1 0-1 0-0 0 3 0 the zone." first half, —^— —^—™———^—— ing the Aggie turnovers as the game Price 18 2-3 0-0 0-2 2 4 6 Call it a lack of intensity or a but [JMU] first 10 quickly turned around. Debro 4 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 lackadaisical performance, but played Once we settled down, minutes "Once we got under control, Tools 200 22-46 8-19 8-24 14 27 62 JMU just didn't play like a well- hard and I after half- things got easier," Boozer said. Percentages: FG — 47.8. FT— 42.1. 3-point oiled machine. give them ... we began to time, when "It was a good comeback. It goals — 10-18. 55.6. (Beasley 5-8. Richmond 2- "We weren't playing with any credit." the Dukes shows we can get down and still 3. Price 2-3. Miller l-l). _j play as a team, finally put comeback to win the game." JMU (73) fg It rtb passion," junior guard Ned Give min m-a m-a o-t i pf tp Felton said of the lack of offen- credit to it all Dillard said, "I'm pleased with the way we were able to Howard 38 6-13 4-8 5-9 2 1 17 sive production. "We weren't Atkinson. play solid together. Atkinson 38 6-13 5-6 8-14 2 4 18 playing like we could have." It was his The deal with some adverse situa- Boozer 35 4-10 5-8 2-7 0 3 13 In fact, the Dukes spent most solid per- basketball... defense tions, in terms of being down at Felton 24 1-3 5-6 0-1 3 4 7 clamped halftime, in terms of not being Perry 36 3-8 5-6 0-2 2 2 12 of the half staring at an A&T lead formance Trone 2 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 that at times reached eight points. that led Sherman Dillard down able to execute offensively in the Johnson 6 1-4 0-0 2-4 0 1 2 the Dukes JMU head men's basketball coach while the first half, in terms of not being Boyd 6 II 0-0 0-1 0 1 2 Shooting 42 percent from the Strickland 1-2 2-3 2 field, JMU was up against an at both offense able to defend well. To regroup 15 0-2 0 4 Aggie squad that seemed to bet- ends of the court. His 18 points calmed down. and come out in the second half Totals 200 23-54 24-36 20-44 9 20 73 ter execute its offensive game and 14 rebounds led all players, "Once we settled down in the and play fairly good basketball Perceatages: FG — 42.6. FT — 66.7. 3-poinl plan. The Aggies shot 52 percent but numbers don't completely second half," Dillard said, "we [pleased mej." goals —3-12. 25.0. (Howard 1-5. Atkin&on 1-2. Perry 1-3). (12-for-23) from the field and a tell the tale. Playing all but two began to play solid basketball, The Dukes travel Saturday to execute much better." the University of Washington to N.C.A*T 31 3t 62 resounding 64 percent (7-for-ll) minutes, Atkinson seemed to 73 face the Huskies. JMU ~~B 45~ from three-point range. In partic- supply a lot of the intangibles to a Led by Atkinson, the Dukes A: 4.500 i: Upton. Covington. Blair. i 22 Monday, Nov. 24, 19*?" ^HE BREEZE /^^toag Heading D home «Mc«tti,e„ SALES 8:00-7:00 Mon.-Fri. for the The way lunch should be. 8:00-5:00 Sat. SERVICE Neon Highline Sedan holidays? 7:30-5:30 Mon.-Fri. 8:00-12:00 Sat. T>oni fcuvjtH 2035-51 E. Market St. PARTS Next to Rack - n - Sack 7:30-5:00 Mon.-Fri. voiu' sub TO? and Toys R Us. 8:00-12:00 Sat. 433-1600 Outrage * 433*4090 Jeep | Eagle Koine- from. . Cmjsto Q Prjrooatii

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Costas has been my favorite sportscaster Even Sportscenter has lost its glamour jim McKay was one of'the standout mem- They recently signed a deal with since I was old enough to watch sports, (excluding Scott) and needs a little spicing ories of my childhood^ sat next to my Indianapolis Motor Speedway that will but even Bob borders on the edge of up. How long can you really watch score- dad, watching highlights of everything bring audiences the exciting sporting event Velveeta once in awhile. boards? imaginable — of racing. Of course, NBC has recently run into My point is, I want sport features. I basketball, foot- Hours of cars their own problems with their star com- want to know history of rivalries. I want to ball, hockey, circling a mentator Marv "MICHAEL JORDAN!!" see extreme close-ups of Tara Lipinski as skiing ... I At a Turtle's Pace track . . . the Albert. It might take them a while to she hits the ice and falls. could go on, ratings replace such a classy guy as he. I simply want drama. I guess it is too but I might commentery by R.C. Woodall should go So what does that leave us devoted much to ask these days with sportscasters start to get through the sports fans? I know some of you are think- who are backbiters or who cheat on their misty. The roof. ing about that channel that claims to be the wives. important Moving onto "all-sports net- If only televi- thing though, was that I learned some- CBS Sports — what sports? The only good work," the one some ■■HMM—— sion would give us thing about the competitive nature of thing they've shown recently was The of you worship at //./ •I . ■ T whatwiim we wantwain —-— itn sports. Masters Tournament, and it was only night, the one that simply want drama. I oniy takes a skier My big question is, what happened? dumb luck for them that Tiger Woods can get away with ., . , . , flying into the wall Somewhere through the years, televised happened to be on his game. airing the same guess it is too much to or n ice skater sports has lost its magic. It's not due to the Don't get me wrong, they did broad- sports segment four ff'lmg fac first to sport itself; sports has enough characters to cast the NCAA tournament last year. I times in a row This flS/C tkeSe UaVS With the ice ... I know keep fans wondering for ages (I give could not concentrate on who was win- is the one, and only ■' - I'd be happy. Dennis Rodman and Michael Irvin as ning though, because I was scared that if ESPN. sportscasters who are Sometimes the examples).However, the genre that pre- Pat O'Brien said '"Zona," instead of Even this station, , , 1 . , . agony of defeat is sents it — television,— has let us down, Arizona, one more time, I would have to available only to backbiters or who cheat better television my friends. commit myself to the loony barn. cable receivers, does - . // than the agony of Let's go through the major sports net- I should give them some credit, howev- not bring sports on their wives. Pat OBrien. works, shall we? First, ABC, whose wide er. Like ABC, CBS is trying to improve its with that competi- world has decayed into a pathetic heap sports coverage. The top guys at the net- tive edge, unless, of —^—^—————^^-^—^— R.C. 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rliLA \rl The Dukes' volleyball season came to an end in the The JMU field hockey team's season may be over, but semi-finals of the 1997 CAA Tournament Saturday in they continue to rack up success. Six JMU players were Fairfax. selected to the 1997 All-South Region Field Hockey Team. Five-time defending champion George Mason Senior midfielder Dianne Cegielski, senior forward University handed the Dukes a 15-13, 15-5, 9-15, 15-10 Colleen Hurley and sophomore forward Julie Martinez loss on their home court. were named to the first team. The third-seeded Dukes advanced by defeating the Junior midfielders Nicole Gaudette, Tara Nappi and sixth-seeded East Carolina University Pirates Sunday in sophomore Coleen Krieger were named to the second- three straight games. team. . Sophomore Lindsay Collingwood led the Dukes' offense racking up 24 kills against the Pirates and 20 ver- sus George Mason. " Senior Beth Tyson, who was honored as a second- team all CAA performer threw down 13 kills while junior WI\&4,%LA, Mandy Carter added 10. Freshman Sara Kidd provided H 11 kills against the Pirates, while CAA Rookie of the Year Karla Gessler participated on a match-high six blocks. The Dukes drubbed Campbell University 24-15 in the season opener Nov. 18. The win was JMU's ninth consecu- Collingwood and Gessler were named to the All- tive win in CAA matches. The Dukes were aided by senior CAA volleyball first team. Gessler was nominated for Chip Cochran, who pinned his 150-pound opponent with eading JMU With a .341 hitting percentage and setting five seconds left. |-he JMU record for fewest errors in a season. DYLAN BC UCHERLE/staffphotographer JMU placed seventh among eight teams in the 20th Collingwood. led the Dukes in kills, digs and aces. Loyal JMU fans let it all hant out at the men's Annual Navy Classic Saturday. JMU's top finisher, Doug Collingwood led the Dukes in kills (460), digs (373) and basketball game Saturday. Tie women were away Batey placed third in the 142-pound weight class. service aces (48). and lost 59-42 to 10th rank. ) Vanderbilt University.

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Monday 9 a.m. - 7 p.m., 7 Nights Air/Hotel • Free Meals • 21 Hours Free Drinks Hockey. Star Wars. Magic, etc. floors on Franklin St. Tuesday-Thursday 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Buy/Sell. #1 shop in Valley. Dukes Room for *■*<**** - New Ashby If you were registered with us Sportscards. Dukes Plaza, 2355 S. Crossing. Two bathrooms, University Place, furnished. HELP WANTED previously, please update your Jamaica $419 furnished, water/sewage included. Mam. Phone 433-DUKE. 4BR, 2 baths, W/D, DW, A/C. listing. Starts Jan. '98. Rent 4 mos.. get Earn free trip* a cash! Class 7 Nights • Air « Hotel • Save Adoption - Loving couple wishes 5th free. Can 574-2768. June or August lease. Travel needs students to promote After school supervisor - For 16 & $150 on Food a Drinks Three to choose from. Spring Break 1998! Sell 15 trips & 12 yr. olds, Monday-Wednesday, to adopt infant. Happy, secure Roommate* wanted - Two RMs travel free! Highly motivated $4/hr. 433-1291. Florida $119 home with full-time mom. We can available in 4BR, 2 1/2 bath 1335 Devon Lane. students can earn a free trip & help each other. Please call Diane Greene Hiss Club townhouse, Dutchmlll Ct. Water 3BR furnished TH. over $10,000! Choose Cancun, South Beach, Panama City, 4 Joe at (800)579-l860 or collect. « included. $195/mo., 5-7 mo. lease Bahamas, Mazatlan, Jamaica or Stanardsvttle. VA (703)8301341. starting 1/1/98. Females in Florida! North America's largest Daytona, Cocoa Beach residence. Call 434-2100. Can anytime, 435-7368. student tour operator! Call Now! Two position* availablo. Pool Manager Donate your vehicle to charity - (800)8383411. to supervise Irte guards * manage Tax deductible Charity Foundation. pool. Pool saaaoa from Memorial Day Spring Break Travel Room for rant! Cozy environment! Two RMs for sublease - Starting Inc. (540)432-6653. Great roommates! Call Alice. 801- mid-December. 4BR/4 baths at Earn $6,000 next summer running to Laboi Day, opening pool before a ctoalng pool after the** data*. Hour* Our 11th Year! 0011. Southview. $259/mo. furnished, your own business. Now Ballroom a Latin dance Interviewing on campus. Call 11 a.m. * 7 p.in. Swimming lesson water/sewage, private baths. Income direct to Manager to Instruction by an experienced Cathedral caMng*, lofts - It's a Included. Ann or Tara, 574-2608. (800)393-1521 ext.2 A.S.A.P. (800)678-6386 professional. (540)249- luxury condo at Hunters Ridge supplement wag*. Swim Team Coach to coacti team with 2 aasertarrt 5781/(410)76^8588. June 1. 1998 thru May 31. 1999 One BR available - Commons. $1,500 weekly potential mailing $1.300/mo. Owner-agent Jordan T. Great location, fully furnished. Call our circulars. Free info. Call coaches. Season from late May to Rohrer, 564-1388. (202)452-5940. August L ISM. Practice* In ewmlngs Spring Break trlpsl Cancun, Gina. 574-3405. after 7 p.m. Please send resume wfth Florida. South Padre. Prices Roommate for beautiful 4BR, 2 Keystone Pipeline Services, Inc. - experience 4 salary requirement* to SPRING increase mid-December. Call now Spring sublease hi The Commons either 10 Country Club Court, for more info. Julie, 5740546. bath house. January. $250/mo. starting January. Call Sean, 574- Technicians needed. Looking for 1/4 utilities. 433-1356. work for a semester or for the StatiarosvM*. VA 22973 or e-mail 3718. summer? Natural gas contractor to LAURAVNOA0L.COM BREAK AIT congratulates their new serving the Richmond & Norfolk VISA MC AMEX DISC Sisters! We love you all! FJbabetfi St - Two houses. 5BRs Room for rent - Spring "98. Only each. June 98. August '98. x3068. area needs students starting at $225/mo. Jennifer, 4333952. $7/hr. Applicants must pass a drug TKE- Thanks for the great mixer Madtoon Manor - Spring sublease. test. Call (800)437-0986, MF. 8-5. SERVICES Cancun $399 this weekend! Love. AXfi 2BR. 2 bath. Call Matt or Dave. Cheap sublease - $175/mo.; rent ask for Sydney Fultz for details. Jamaica $399 433O907. negotiable. 1BR In 4BR apt., 501 S. National OJ Connection - Great Congratulations to the High, fully furnished apt., close to Holiday help wanted - Fairfax, VA. party music since 1985! Call 433- Bahamas $369 CM pledge class of X0 Sublease RM In townhouse - campus. Call Knstm. 4336987. Hickory Hams is hiring full-time 0360. Florida $119 Hunter's Ridge. Call Nate, 433- temporary positions to begin Nov. Professional Business Fraternity 6934. Old farm house wKh 4-SBR apt - 20-Oec. 24. counter sales & food Student hair cut* - $9.50. NOW HIRING REPS! on your Initiation! Renovations almost complete, fully preparation available, S6.50/hr. Closest salon to JMU, behind Kelly Anderson, Forest HNIs - 1BR for sublease. insulated, new windows, new gas Call (703)818-7445. 13898 Metro Kinko's. University Hairstylist. 433- Yolartda Jefferson, Jill Harris, Tech Dr., Chantllly, VA 20151. 9533. 1-800-234-7007 Spring semester. Call Erin, 564 furnace. Jan.-May lease. Porches, Justin Lemrow, Kevin Hutten, wwiv .enrtlesssummertours.com 2864. laundry, yard. 393 W. Water St., Paul Mable, Becky Mincer 433-5110. $1.0O0/mo. Drivers needed part-time - Apply in NOTICE Going abroad next Fat? Great apt. person at Mr. Gatti's. 4330606. For more Information and assistance regarding the available Jan. 1. 1999. 6 mo. Sublease 1BR wfth own bathroom- Spring Break - Cancun ft To place a classified ad in lease. Call 574-6131. Ask for U. Place. $230/mo. now. Eddie, Earn $500 or more weekly investigation of financing stuffing envelopes at home. Send business opportunities & Jamaica $3791 Book early, save Tiffany. 5740311. $50! Get a group, go free! The Breeze, long SASE to Country Living work-at-home opportunities, please come Room for sublease - Hunter's Shoppers, Dept. M18, 251 N. contact the Panama City $3 29! South Beach Forest Hits - Beginning Aug. '98. Dupont Hwy. Suite 117, Dover, DE (Bars close 5 a.m.!) $129! Ridge, furnished, close to campus. $l,3O0/mo. Call 432-1891. 2 units Better Business Bureau Inc., to The Breeze office in the w/D, A/C. bus service, available 19901. at 1-800-533 5501. sprlngbreaktravel.com (800)678- basement of Anthony- available. 6386. Jan.-June '98. Call 574-3538. Pianist, string quartet, harpist Seeger Hall, weekdays Own entrance - Block from . 2BRs avanstili January &/or accordion wanted for a RELIABLE SPRING BREAK from campus! Huge BR/floor. Jenny, hospitality French theme dinner in SPRING BREAK '98. Two story townhouse, Squire 564-0462. TOURS 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Hill. Price negotiable. Call Kenny or February. Please call Shana, 433- 5193 or e-mail, oneltem. Spring Break Bahama* Party Bahamas. Cancun & Ski Trips! Classified ads cost $2.50 Paul, 574-2132. Cruise! 6 days $279! Includes FREE FOOD ft FREE DRINKS! FOR SALE Photographer wanted for printing, meals, free parties, taxes! Get a Sign-up before Nov. 30. for the first 10 words, and FoxMH Townhomas live shoots. Must have own group, go free! Prices Increase Organize a group - travel free. $2 for each additional 10 Student housing - Investment Unique, International Christmas equipment & darkroom experience. soon, save $50! Call for details A free brocure. $5/hr + materials. Contact Adam, springbreaktravel.com (800)678- words. Boxed ads are $10 Property - "Uve Rent Fnss" - ornaments. Gift 4 Thrift. 227 N. Call (888)SPRING BREAK Today! Info/Brochure - Call 432-5525 Main. c/o Shenandoah Shakespeare 6386. per column inch. Express, 434-3366.

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