THE FACULTY O R Y O U R KITCHEN INFORMATION That a ll people,, female or male,, re­ blood work, simple urine analysis, weight, gardless of age, have the right to any height, and blood pressure check, pap available information and knowledge a- smear, V.D. testing, physical examination, bout'their bodies and their sexuality is and the contraception method of choice. the philosophy of Planned Parenthood. At present, clinics are held two nights a Services provided in Franklin County month in Malonei a monthly clinic w ill include education, counseling, and clin­ begin in Saranac Lake shortly.. ics.. The organization's objectives for In Franklin County, functioning through the year w ill be to reach the young (14 - the central Malone office, there are four 19 years of age) and the less affluent ru­ neighborhood, workers based in their ral population. We are happy to talk t o anyone who has a p ro blem o r who sim ­ homes, (so one shouldn't be surprised if Mike McGowan's ply would like information. Strict con­ a four-year-old answers the phone). In fidence is maintained with every contact*. the southern part of the county are Mrs. Planned Parenthood is chiefly fund­ Patty Butler, Tupper Lake - 359-3^02, and ed by HEW through the State Department Mrs. Joan Healey, Saranac Lake - 891-3352. of Health.. The Franklin County Office They are available most of the time, but TUFFED AMBURGERS was opened about four years ago because do prefer to receive calls weekdays from the State became concerned with the rising 8 «3 0 AM t o 5 i 00 PM. rates of teen-age pregnancies, abortions, 1 pound Hamburg Joan Healey, Counselor children in foster homes,, and V.D. Plan­ 1/8 cup French Dressing Planned Parenthood, Franklin County ned Parenthood workers, as part of the 1/8 cup Ketchup educational facet of the organization, 1/8 cup Mustard frequently speak to parents' groups as One small onion, finely chopped Schedule of Planned Parenthood Clinics well as to college and public school Two s l i c e s o f c h e e s e , q u a r te r e d classes.. In dealing with younger students A touch of Horseradish F e b r u a r y 17 the emphasis is on emotions, self-aware- M arch 18 ness„ and responsibility. Roll out hamburg with a rolling pin. A p r i l 6, 22 When a p erso n w is h e s in fo r m a t io n Cut out 8 patties with a cup. Blend the May 6, 18 regarding contraception, we are required French Dressing, Ketchup,. Mustard, and June 3, 17, 29 to explain every accepted method avail­ onion together. Place 2 quarters of able, from rhythm to the p ill. We do cheese on the center of four patties. Clinics are held at the Alice Hyde Hos­ not select the methodi it is up to the in­ Put a teaspoon of the dressing mix on pital on Park Street, Malone, N.Y. dividual to choose the method best suited the cheese. Now place the four other pat­ Before going to the clinic try to call for her.. We do, however, encourage people ties over the mix and pinch the edges the Planned Parenthood office in Malone. to be honest with themselvesi a girl who as on a pie. Barbecue or broil and baste The address of the office is 109 Main St. is sexually active and who does not wish with remaining sauce.. Cook on low heat and the phone number is 483-71 50 to become pregnant should be using some to allow meat to absorb flavors. EnjoyI good form of birth control. (Prayers ( This schedule w ill be published period­ and crossed fingers are not good methodsl) ically, as w ill any information regard­ Contrary to the belief of many, we ing the opening of the clinic in Saranac do not exist as an abortion referral a- Lake in the near future. They're help­ gency. Yet the problem pregnancy is a ful peoplel - ED. ) situation with which we are confronted a lm o st d a i l y . When a young woman r e ­ quests a pregnancy test that proves to be positive (or has already had a positive test done), we are required to discuss with her every possible alternative. In this state, abortion is a legal alter­ native. We do not make moral judgement! we are there to listen and provide coun­ s e l i n g . The woman ( o r c o u p le ) makes the decision. Should they feel abortion The rating system: to be the best solution for them, we can 1-the pits direct them to a safe place to have it 2 -fa ir p e rfo rm e d . 3-good Our clinics are for basic female 4-excellent By TEQUILA health care and contraception. The 5-the ultimate sliding fee scale (no one is turned away for lack of ability to pay) includes

Y_ellow Fever by HOT TUNA ■■ I ' r mT.. —■■'■S =5S make your school work easier: The new HOT TUNA album is highly contageous and is to be kept out o f the reach o f children. 1. Always go to c la s s . You can't learn any­ Of the ten cuts on the album not one could be singled UNSUNG HEROES thing i f you're not there; at least you can't out as the best. Each track revolves around heavy learn the things the teacher is teaching which walls o f sound. "Barroom Crystal B all" may be the are the things you w ill be tested on later. CHARLES WILSON -administered a drink o f most commercial song ever done by TUNA but its simple Brandy to fa t a lly wounded chords are catchy and beau tifu l. Jorma Kaukonen 2. Stay awake when you get to c la s s . Common President McKinley (guitar), Jack Cassidy (bass), and Bob Steeler (drums) sense w ill t e l l you i t 's no good to be there are capable o f recording sounds that other bands in Body i f Mind and S p irit are in that cosmic with twice as many members are not. If you are into wonderland o f the dream world. good music get into "Tellow Fever" -(rating-4). * FIDDLERS, GRAB TOUR BOW! 3. Start, a new page for.gach day.1 g nates,and Extra Texture by George Harrison always put the date at the top. Organizing Fiddlers, grab jou r bow. Craftmen, gather your notes this way can help to organize your On his newly released album "Extra Texture" your tools and bring your wares. Carnies pol­ mind when you are cramming a l l the material George Harrison comes as close as he ever has to ish your game and Dancers, lighten your step! into it for finals. putting out an album that can be compared to his Plans are underway fo r the IDES OF MARCH "AH Things Must Pass" e ffo r t. The album is ex­ FOLK FESTIVAL. I f you would lik e a hand in k. Get as much of the class lecture material tremely well written and produced en tirely by planning it see Prof. Joyce Warner. Watch on paper as is humanly possible. Simple Harrison and enhanced by the fine musicians who play this paper for further details. behavioral theories of stimulus and response on i t : Jim Gordon, Jim Keltner, Carl Radle, Leon point out that by w ritin g things down when Russell, Gary Wright, Jesse Ed Davis, Klaus Voormann, you first see them you give yourself rein­ Tom Scott, Jim Horn, Nicky Hopkins, and B illy Preston. forcement in learning these things and by test The single o ff the album is a tune called *You" which time it is often simply a matter of quick has an excellent sax solo by Jim Horn. "This Guitar— A FEW TIPS ON HOW TO DRINK BEER fe*/ . review. In this case, a little effort in class --c a n 't keep from crying" is a tak e-off from the (you have to be there anyway) can save you Beatles song, "While M7 Guitar Gently Weeps", which AND BE A GOOD STUDENT time and frustration la te r . You can learn is also a Harrison composition. It's a new Harrison twice as much in half the time. worth waiting for -(r a t in g -3 ). 5. Keep your notes, returned tests, and other Drive On by MOTT class hand-outs in chronological order and In listening to some of Paul Smith's Facultj always take them to class. Reinforcement it appears that grades are as inflationary as any theory says that i f you have a question (most I don't know where MOTT thinks they're d riv ­ sector o f our economy. Some have gone as far as o f your questions are in c la s s ) and you can ing on to because the new album is pretty shaky. saying a §_ today would have been a low C 15 or 20 Throughout th eir career MOTT THE HOOPLE has had th eir easily look in your notes for the answer you years agoT They could be right, you know! can reinforce yourself in understanding the share o f heartaches. From poor promotion o f their But, students have a few things now that can some­ m aterial. first four albums and hassles with record companies times serve as minor distractions as they search to personnel changes within the band, i t has been about with open minds and inspect the world they By following these five simple steps and other a long hard road. Only two o f the o rigin a l members, w ill have a hand in running someday. guidelines you have set up fo r y o u rse lf we guarantee Overend Watts on bass and Dale Griffin (Buffin) on Whatever, our objectives in being at col­ that you can improve your academic standing while drums, are on the new album. Never before except for lege should be to learn and train ourselves to be attending Paul Smith's College or we w ill refund "Born Late '5 8 '" on "The Hoople" has Overend Watts constructive citizens able to face the real world your subscription to the Post Script in full. Oh, had one o f his songs appear on an album. Now on we enter when we finish our formal education. and one la s t thing— a t ip on drinking beer. A ll you "Drive On" 8 songs are Watts' compositions. He's Here are a few tip s collected from Paul Smith's have to know is one thing: no matter how hard you a capable of writing some good tunes, but they're just students who do well in their school work and want not up to par with the old MOTT -(rating-2). to share with you some advice that they hope w ill try, you can't drink it as fast as they make it! t [