Spike/Xander Rating: NC17/Slash Spoilers: Through Btvs Season 6 Ep “Hell’S Bells”
Pairing: Spike/Xander Rating: NC17/Slash Spoilers: Through BtVS season 6 ep “Hell’s Bells”. Notes: Fluff, the whole fluff, and nothing but the fluff. Written in response to The Batpack Wank Fanfic Challenge 2003 in honor of National Masturbation Month. Feedback: It’s ALL about the feedback (and naked Spike)! Don’t make me beg, it’s not pretty. Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, just borrowing them for awhile. Everything belongs to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Kuzui Enterprises, Grr Argh, the WB, UPN, Fox, and whomever else they really belong to, although I wouldn’t mind having a Spike of my own. Who would? The story is mine, though. Thanks: Tammy, for the beta, and for being a wonderful bud. Dedication: To Gabrielle, who credits me, and this series in particular, for her new S/X obsession, and whose feedback is inspiring Women Suck by Spikedluv 1 Women Suck Summary: Spike shows Xander that he doesn’t need women...for anything. Written: June 2, 2003 Xander sat at the bar drinking his third beer. Now that he was old enough, he could legally drink his sorrows away. God, life sucked, he thought miserably. He wished... No, wait, wishing was bad. You never knew who might be listening. He carefully looked over his shoulder, and then surveyed the bar, looking for his ex-fiancé—the ex- ex-vengeance demon, patron demoness of women scorned, or some such, one of which she was now, or again—or her ‘justice demon’ friend, Halfrek. He didn’t see either one of them, but still, better safe than sorry.
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