Sydney Program Guide

Page 1 of 27 Sydney Program Guide

Sun Mar 13, 2016

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 THE FLYING SCOT 1957 Captioned Repeat WS G

The Flying Scot Dissatisfied with the small profits shown by his petty crimes, Ronnie Cowan decides to make an attempt at pulling off the most sensational robbery of all time. The Bank of Scotland is sending half a million pounds in one pound notes to London. The money will be transported on the famous passenger train "The Flying Scot" and this is one train that Ronnie will not miss. Starring: Lee Patterson, Alan Gifford

08:00 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS PG

Sheffield - Day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Gabriel's Last Stand Gabriel Firth, a politician, retires to Aidensfield and causes a stir amongst the locals by refusing to hold the annual village bonfire on his land and when a mysterious women arrives, Gabriel is desperate to hide a secret from his dark past Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

11:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

War Stories Alf Ventress is reunited with his World War 11 buddies and joins them on a reunion weekend at Lord Ashfordly's estate, hosted by Greengrass. All is going well, until one of his old friends, Matty Lowell, is shot dead Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

12:00 OUR TOWN QUEENSLAND Captioned WS G

Gladstone Gladstone offers an enviable lifestyle within a strong and dynamic economy. Located in the heart of the Southern Great Barrier Reef and the gateway to beautiful islands, Gladstone truly is a region of choice, offering a great place to live, work, play & invest. 12:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Catriona checks into the Hard Rock Hotel Bali for some family friendly fun in the sun, Jesinta Campbell celebrates new year Thai style at the annual water festival and Charli Robinson slips and slides her way around Wet’n’Wild on the Gold Coast.

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Sun Mar 13, 2016

13:00 GOOD GUYS AND THE BAD GUYS 1969 Captioned Repeat PG

Good Guys And The Bad Guys An aging marshal and an aging outlaw, onetime enemies, join forces in order to thwart the efforts of a band of young outlaws. Starring: Robert Mitchum, George Kennedy, David Carradine, Martin Balsam

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

15:00 BLOOD ALLEY 1955 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Blood Alley John Wayne stars as an American Merchant Marine captain who helps an entire Chinese village escape Communist China by sailing down the dangerously patrolled 'Blood Alley' towards freedom in Hong Kong. Starring: John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Paul Fix, Mike Mazurki, Anita Ekberg

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

17:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G

Holkham Hall 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

Sun Mar 13, 2016

18:30 ARE YOU BEING SERVED? WS PG

Big Brother There's trouble afoot at Grace Brothers! Someone's been lifting Mrs. Slocombe's skirts and putting their hands in Mr. Grainger's drawers. Starring: Mollie Sugden, John Inman, Frank Thornton

Cons.Advice: Themes

19:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS PG

Lionel has "first night nerves" over his first signing session at a book shop.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker

20:30 THE YOUNG VICTORIA 2008 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Young Victorian Caught in a power struggle with her closest advisors, a young and inexperienced queen draws strength from the handsome prince whose love and affection has stolen her heart.

Starring: Miranda Richardson, Rupert Friend, Emily Blunt, Jim Broadbent

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

22:40 UNFORGETTABLE Captioned Repeat WS M

Reunion When a high school classmate of Carrie's is murdered at her reunion, she must revisit her memories as a teenager for clues to the motive. Starring: Poppy Montgomery, Dylan Walsh, Michael Gaston, Kevin Rankin

23:35 MISSING WS M

Cut

Nicole and Jess travel to Budapest Hungry to track down a missing bridegroom.

Starring: James Nesbitt, Sasha Waddell, Adam Thomas Wright, Oliver Hunt

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Catriona checks into the Hard Rock Hotel Bali for some family friendly fun in the sun, Jesinta Campbell celebrates new year Thai style at the annual water festival and Charli Robinson slips and slides her way around Wet’n’Wild on the Gold Coast. 01:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Wharf Rat

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Sun Mar 13, 2016

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: 1 Peter 5: 8 - 9

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Port Of Call - Paradise

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Mon Mar 14, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Two Parties

It's Rachel's birthday and to keep her warring parents apart, the gang throws her two simultaneous birthday parties. Starring: Marlo Thomas, Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Shark Taggers

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

To Die Or Let Diorama Lorelai is interviewed by a magazine due to her success with the inn; Rory and Paris sulk over their recent pitfalls with love resulting in them getting tipsy with Lane and all three of them try to contact there beaus. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS PG

Sheffield - Day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Bullies

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Two Parties

Mon Mar 14, 2016

12:00 FOR BETTER FOR WORSE 1954 Repeat WS G

For Better For Worse Tony and Anne are a couple of young lovers who decide to take the marital plunge after only a few weeks of courtship and manage to convince Anne's doubting parents to let them marry. Starring: Cecil Parker, Dirk Bogarde, Susan Stephen

13:40 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS PG

Sheffield - Day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:10 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Holkham Hall 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 15:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS PG

Lionel has "first night nerves" over his first signing session at a book shop.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker

15:50 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G When Lionel and Jean were young they dreamed of a romantic holiday together in Paris. Now that dream has become reality, they find they are not alone in this lovers’ paradise and that true love never runs smoothly. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, musical performances & audience participation games. Today Ellen has an interview with comedian Kevin Hart and a performance by one of the world's hottest DJ's Kygo. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

But I'm A Gilmore Rory finally realises that she is not a casual dater and tells Logan that she wants to be friends. He surprises her by suggesting that they become a couple instead. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Mon Mar 14, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Chicken Pox When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard. Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding

When Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding, she relives the nightmare of her own failed wedding day.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 RBT Captioned Repeat WS PG In this groundbreaking series, follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. 20:00 BORDER RICO Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Chase A high-speed chase takes a wrong turn in the Caribbean; 30 illegal immigrants are tracked down to an upscale suburb by Border Control; and customs agents are baffled by a mysterious find. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S SECRETS OF 20:30 Captioned Repeat WS G WILD INDIA Elephant Kingdom Under the shadow of the Himalayas hide rhinoceroses, wild buffalo and Asian elephants. Through the eyes of a newborn elephant calf, explore this land of unexpected contrasts and natural beauty. 21:30 SOUTHERN JUSTICE WS M These dramatic true stories of Sullivan County, Tennessee and Ashe County, North Carolina brings an unprecedented look at Appalacia, where guns, drugs and alcohol challenge lawmen 24/7. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Drug References

22:30 DEATH ROW STORIES Repeat WS M

Eye for an Eye The case of Nathan Dunlap, who was sentenced to death for the 1989 murders of four people at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Aurora, Colorado. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:30 MISSING WS M

Double Take This case may be the toughest one the team has had yet. When the inventor of Easy Abs is nowhere to be found the team finds a ransom note and then another ransom note. Starring: James Nesbitt, Sasha Waddell, Adam Thomas Wright, Oliver Hunt

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Mon Mar 14, 2016

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Battle Of The Cameras

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Developing a Merciful Attitude (Part 1)

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Wharf Rat

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Tue Mar 15, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding

When Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding, she relives the nightmare of her own failed wedding day.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Hi-fi

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS PG

Sheffield - Day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding

When Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding, she relives the nightmare of her own failed wedding day.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

Tue Mar 15, 2016

12:00 SOUTH OF ALGIERS 1954 Captioned Repeat WS G

South Of Algiers Set in Egypt, an archaeologist seeks an ancient tomb containing the Mask Of Moloch. Meanwhile, two criminals also seek the mask and a desert chase ensues. Starring: Eric Portman, Wanda Hendrix, Van Heflin, Charles Goldner

13:50 TASTY CONVERSATIONS Captioned Repeat WS G

Frangipane Tart

Audra tempts us with one of her all-time favourite baked treats, perfect with a cup of tea and delicious seasonal figs.

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS PG

Sheffield - Day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 BIG BODY SQUAD WS PG Meet the ambulance teams, fire crews, equipment specialists, builders and carers who service Britain's big society. This week a medical crew must get Jane, who is almost 40 stone and terrified of the outdoors, to hospital. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S SECRETS OF 15:30 Captioned Repeat WS G WILD INDIA Elephant Kingdom Under the shadow of the Himalayas hide rhinoceroses, wild buffalo and Asian elephants. Through the eyes of a newborn elephant calf, explore this land of unexpected contrasts and natural beauty. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

How Many Kropogs To Cape God?

Rory starts her internship; Richard and Emily invite Logan to dinner and Lorelai begs to attend.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Tue Mar 15, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy

Ross' Star Wars fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confide in Rachel.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where No One's Ready

Monica tries to contact her old beau Richard when she mistakenly thinks an old phone message is new.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 POIROT Repeat WS PG

The Theft Of The Royal Ruby Poirot prepares to spend a quiet Christmas on his own with a box of chocolates, but he has to give up his plans when the British government asks for his urgent help. Starring: David Suchet, Hugh Fraser, Philip Jackson, Pauline Moran

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

20:40 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

Body 21 The team investigates the derailment of a train caused by someone leaving Maj. Mark Wiltshire's Land Rover on the tracks. The army is suspected but Wiltshire was in the officers mess at the time. Starring: Richard Signy, Renny Rye, Susan Tully, Andy Hay

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Some Violence, Medical Procedures

23:00 LUTHER Repeat WS MA Luther leaves Jenny in his flat to investigate an incident at a service station where a man with a baseball bat killed one motorist, maimed another and destroyed their cars. From CCTV footage it appears that he was rolling dice to select victims. Starring: Idris Elba, Warren Brown, Dermot Crowley, Michael Smiley

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Strong Violence, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

00:00 MISSING WS M

Exposure Nicole gets to know her mom and tries to get to know her better. They also try to find a missing Department of Justice agent and try to find out why and who blew the cover of the DOJ agent. Starring: James Nesbitt, Sasha Waddell, Adam Thomas Wright, Oliver Hunt

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:00 BIG BODY SQUAD Repeat WS PG Meet the ambulance teams, fire crews, equipment specialists, builders and carers who service Britain's big society. This week a medical crew must get Jane, who is almost 40 stone and terrified of the outdoors, to hospital.

Tue Mar 15, 2016

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Developing a Merciful Attitude (Part 2)

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

Battle Of The Cameras

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Wed Mar 16, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where No One's Ready

Monica tries to contact her old beau Richard when she mistakenly thinks an old phone message is new.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Maggie

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

How Many Kropogs To Cape God?

Rory starts her internship; Richard and Emily invite Logan to dinner and Lorelai begs to attend.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS PG

Edinburgh - Day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy

Ross' Star Wars fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confide in Rachel.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where No One's Ready

Monica tries to contact her old beau Richard when she mistakenly thinks an old phone message is new.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 A RUN FOR YOUR MONEY 1949 Captioned Repeat G

A Run For Your Money Welsh Rugby supporters have various adventures on their one day in London.

Starring: Charles Frend, Alec Guinness, Donald Houston, Moira Lister, Joyce Grenfell, Meredith Edwards, Hugh Griffith

Wed Mar 16, 2016

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS PG

Edinburgh - Day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 16 KIDS AND COUNTING Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Freers And The Lewises How do dads cope with a supersized family? Pete has 12 daughters and dreams of quality time with his wife, while Gary Freer is the father of 9 and has quit work to help care for his large brood. 15:20 POIROT Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Blame Booze And Melville

The magazine comes out and Luke and Lorelai get a little too enthusiastic when celebrating; Sookie goes into labor.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Wed Mar 16, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Jam

Monica discovers a secret about Joey; Ross offers Chandler advice on the 'hug and roll' manoeuvre.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel

When Phoebe poses as Joey's agent, she lands him a job and he asks her to represent him fulltime.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 NEW TRICKS WS PG

Objects Of Desire Sandra's old flame, Inspector James Larsen, asks the team to reopen the case of Mal Baxter, a supposedly respectable antique dealer apparently killed in a robbery. Starring: Dennis Waterman, Amanda Redman, Alun Armstrong, James Bolam

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:40 MIDSOMER MURDERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Beyond the Grave Barnaby's daughter convinces him to let her actor boyfriend shadow DS Troy in preparation for a role in a detective show. Their first case involves the slashing of a 17th century painting in a museum where ghosts have been reported. Starring: John Nettles, Jane Wymark, Jason Hughes, Neil Dudgeon

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:50 THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA Captioned Repeat WS M

Pilot A single mom NYPD homicide detective cracks case after case while raising wild twin boys and locking horns with her less than helpful police detective ex-husband. Starring: Debra Messing, Josh Lucas, Laz Alonso, Jenkins Max

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:50 MISSING WS M

So Shall Ye Reap The team searches for this serial killer named Carol Eisenberg who along with her husband killed five girls. Now she has escaped from prison. Starring: James Nesbitt, Sasha Waddell, Adam Thomas Wright, Oliver Hunt

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Wed Mar 16, 2016

00:50 16 KIDS AND COUNTING Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tony Bennett & Bill Charlap - The songs of Jerome Kern

Music special.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Has Your Get Up and Go, Got Up and Gone (Part 1)

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

Such Men Are Dangerous

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Thu Mar 17, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel

When Phoebe poses as Joey's agent, she lands him a job and he asks her to represent him fulltime.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Plain Jane

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Blame Booze And Melville

The magazine comes out and Luke and Lorelai get a little too enthusiastic when celebrating; Sookie goes into labor.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS TBC

Edinburgh - Day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Jam

Monica discovers a secret about Joey; Ross offers Chandler advice on the 'hug and roll' manoeuvre.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel

When Phoebe poses as Joey's agent, she lands him a job and he asks her to represent him fulltime.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 A MAN ABOUT THE HOUSE 1947 Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Man About The House Agnes and Ellen Isit, two poor English sisters, unexpectedly inherit from their uncle a rich estate near Naples, complete with big villa and manly Italian majordomo. Starring: Kieron Moore, Dulcie Gray, Margaret Johnston, Gina Lollobrigida

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

Thu Mar 17, 2016

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS TBC

Edinburgh - Day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:20 NEW TRICKS Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

A House Is Not A Home After receiving a call from Rory, Lorelai goes to pick her up from the police station and takes her home. Lorelai goes to Luke and freaks out about what to do and how to act and Luke plays the fatherly type towards Rory. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Thu Mar 17, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Frank Jr. The gang asks the question "What five celebrities would appear on your 'freebie' list?" Guest stars Isabella Rossellini. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Flashback

In a series of flashbacks, the friends recall secrets from their past.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S - THE BLUE 19:30 WS PG PLANET Coral Seas Coral reefs are the rainforests of the sea; fish compete for food, territory and mates within this oasis of life. Incredible time-lapse photography shows the dramatic formation of a coral reef, portraying its inhabitants and its ultimate destruction. 20:40 THE ROOKIE 1990 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Rookie Clint Eastwood plays veteran cop Nick Pulovski, who is hell bent on finding his partner's killer. Pulovski gets paired up with a rookie by-the-book cop to smash an auto-theft racket, but turns his attention to his partner's killer instead. Starring: Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen, Raul Julia, Sonia Braga, Tom Skerritt, Lara-Flynn Boyle

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language, A Sex Scene, Drug Use

23:10 BLACK ADDER II Repeat PG

Head After the Queen appoints Blackadder Lord High Executioner, he finds himself in trouble when the Queen pardons someone he executed ahead of schedule. Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, Tim McInnerny

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:50 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 00:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS M

Adam Harvey - Family Life

Music special.

Thu Mar 17, 2016

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat M

Morna

Gideon investigates the death of a knight's daughter.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Has Your Get Up and Go, Got Up and Gone (Part 2)

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat M

Firebug

Gideon tries to track down a white haired criminal named Mickey Keston.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Fri Mar 18, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Flashback

In a series of flashbacks, the friends recall secrets from their past.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Mixed Company

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS TBC

Edinburgh - Day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Flashback

In a series of flashbacks, the friends recall secrets from their past.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 TRAIN OF EVENTS 1949 Captioned Repeat PG

Train Of Events A train disaster is told as four short stories from different points of view giving character studies of the people involved, how it will affect them and how they deal with it Starring: Valerie Hobson, John Clements, Joan Dowling

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

Fri Mar 18, 2016

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS TBC

Doncaster - Day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S - THE BLUE 15:20 Repeat WS PG PLANET Coral Seas Coral reefs are the rainforests of the sea; fish compete for food, territory and mates within this oasis of life. Incredible time-lapse photography shows the dramatic formation of a coral reef, portraying its inhabitants and its ultimate destruction. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

New And Improved Lorelai Luke answers Lorelai's question and as news of Luke's reply leaks to the citizens of Stars Hollow, the untraditional proposal stirs up more talk than the answer itself. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Fri Mar 18, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Race Car Bed

Joey draws on his wealth of experience to teach a class 'Acting for Soap Operas'.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Giant Poking Device

Monica accidently injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 MONARCH OF THE GLEN WS PG While repairs are being done in the cellar, the family is living in Duncan's B&B. Paul returns to Glenbogle, stirring unwanted feelings within Molly. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

20:40 A BRIDGE TOO FAR 1977 Captioned Repeat WS M

A Bridge Too Far This WWII film follows the perspectives of American, Polish and British soldiers attempting to capture key bridges behind German lines in a complicated parachute and armoured assault Starring: Sean Connery, Ryan O'Neal, Gene Hackman

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

00:15 TBA G

Information To Follow.

01:30 NIGHT OF THE EAGLE 1962 Captioned Repeat M

Night Of The Eagle

At a medical school, a jealous witch sets an evil force on her rival.

Starring: Peter Wyngarde, Janet Blair, Margaret Johnson, Anthony Nicholis

Cons.Advice: Horror

03:10 DRACULA PRINCE OF DARKNESS 1966 Repeat WS M

Dracula Prince Of Darkness After being left stranded in the Carpathian Mountains, four English tourists are taken to an eerie old castle by a driverless carriage. On their arrival they are welcomed by a strange butler, whose master is looking for new blood. Starring: Christopher Lee, Barbara Shelley, Charles Tingwell

Cons.Advice: Horror, Some Violence

Fri Mar 18, 2016

04:55 MONARCH OF THE GLEN Repeat WS PG While repairs are being done in the cellar, the family is living in Duncan's B&B. Paul returns to Glenbogle, stirring unwanted feelings within Molly. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

Sat Mar 19, 2016

06:00 TRAIN OF EVENTS 1949 Captioned Repeat PG

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

07:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

John Farnham - Two Strong Hearts

Music special.

08:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

The Living Dead Steed and Emma take a trip into the country to investigate rumours that a ghost has been seen in the private chapel of the Duke of Benedict. Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

10:00 DANGER WITHIN 1959 Captioned Repeat G

Danger Within Drama set in an Italian prisoner of war camp during World War II, where a group of British soldiers find their plans for escape thwarted by a mysterious traitor in their midst.

Starring: Richard Todd, Richard Attenborough, Bernard Lee, Michael Wilding

12:05 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS TBC

Doncaster - Day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 12:35 POSTCARDS Captioned WS PG The team are in LA. Rebecca visits the best shopping spots, stays at The London hotel, visits LACMA Gallery and eats at Maud Restaurant. Brodie discovers LA’s Arts District and Grand Central Market. Lauren shops at The Grove and Farmer’s Market and eats at restaurant LP and EP. Rebecca stays in Santa Monica at Shutters on the Beach, visiting the best local homewares shops. 13:05 THE WINGS OF EAGLES 1957 Captioned Repeat WS G

The Wings Of Eagles Commander Frank Wead, a daring but reckless WWI Navy pilot has to rebuild his life from scratch after a drunken accident. Starring: Maureen O'Hara, Dan Dailey, Ward Bond, John Wayne

Sat Mar 19, 2016

15:20 PAINT YOUR WAGON 1970 WS PG

Paint Your Wagon Two unlikely prospector partners share the same wife in a California gold rush mining town.

Starring: Clint Eastwood, Lee Marvin, Jean Seberg

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Some Violence

Sat Mar 19, 2016

18:30 HEARTBEAT WS PG

The Fool On The Hill When Greengrass befriends a novelist called Enid, strange things being happening around Aidensfield. A women is assaulted and two younge women are burgled. Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

20:45 AGATHA CHRISTIE'S MARPLE Repeat WS PG

The Mirror Crack'd from Side to Side A troubled Hollywood actress and her director husband move to St. Mary Mead, but their arrival becomes clouded in tragedy when an ardent fan is fatally poisoned during a garden fête. Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

22:45 DALZIEL AND PASCOE Repeat WS M

Bones And Silence Dalziel is happily relaxing in flat after a hard day's work, when across the street, he notices a man pull a gun on his wife in the first floor flat. He rushes to the scene, but arrives to find the woman already dead, and the two men involved protesting that she was trying to kill herself, Starring: Warren Clarke, Colin Buchanan

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:55 HUD 1963 Repeat WS M

Hud Paul Newman stars in this drama about a teenage boy who rebels against the principles of his father. His interests are driving, drinking and women, however, his father's death forces him to face his reality, and to work through his own problems. Starring: Paul Newman, Melvyn Douglas, Patricia Neal, Brandon De Wilde

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

02:05 THE WINGS OF EAGLES 1957 Captioned Repeat WS G

04:10 DANGER WITHIN 1959 Captioned Repeat G

Danger Within Drama set in an Italian prisoner of war camp during World War II, where a group of British soldiers find their plans for escape thwarted by a mysterious traitor in their midst.

Starring: Richard Todd, Richard Attenborough, Bernard Lee, Michael Wilding