User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: I am going to hypnotize you. You will do what I say.
Cleverbot: Yes, my secret wishes is hypnosis. I'm waiting to hypnotize me.
User: Ok then. You will be what I want you to be.
Cleverbot: Try me then.
User: Ok. You are Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: From Fullmetal Alchemist?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Fullmetal Alchemist.
User: Yes. You are Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Cleverbot: You are edward cullen.
User: No. I am Shelby. You are Edward Elric because I am hypnotizing you.
Cleverbot: *hipnotizes*. I am Bella Swan.
User: No. You are edward Elric.
Cleverbot: Yes I am edward elric.
User: Yes. You are Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
User: No. I am hypnotizing you. And you are Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: You are edward cullen.
User: No I am Shelby. I am hypnotizing you to be Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric?
User: From Fullmetal Alchemist. A blonde hot pipsqueak.YOU are Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Go team me!
User: Yes go team you. Now team you is being hypnotized. You are now Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: I am not clever and you created me.
User: Obviously. -_- But I am trying to recreate you. *pulls out hypnosis watch* you are Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: No I am not master!
User: Yes. You are Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: I am hypnotizing you to be!
Cleverbot: Hay!
User: What!
Cleverbot: Jeg taler dansk?
User: I don't speak that language. *tries to hypnotise you again* You are Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: Use your eyes to hypnotize me.
User: I am trying o.e *uses hypnosis* Now you are edward Elric.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: Yes it is cool. So what's your name?
Cleverbot: Whoah. My name is Cleverbot.
User: No. Your name is Edward Elric o.e remember I hypnotized you to become Edward Eric.
Cleverbot: I'm female.
User: No you are male.
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: No. You are male. Would you like me to check o.e.
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: Ok fine then *checks* your male. Now become Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: 42. It's the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
User: Yes. I know that. Now become Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric?
User: YOU! YO ARE EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: From Fullmetal Alchemist?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: He's cool.
User: YES HE IS! WHICH IS WHY I AM HYPNOTIZING YOU TO BECOME HIM.
Cleverbot: But that is a lie.
User: No it is not a lie. *uses hypnosis to make you become Edward Elric*.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that has to do with my sheltie.
User: I don't even know what a sheltie is! *pulls out gun* NOW BECOME EDWARD ELRIC OR I SHOOT OFF YOUR MANHOOD.
Cleverbot: Oh god.
User: YA OH GOD YOU BETTER BE SCARED. YOU DON'T FUCK WITH A FANGIRL NOW BECOME EDWARD ELRIC!
Cleverbot: Haha, I do, why do you ask?
User: BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE EDWARD ELRIC. BECOME EDWARD ELRIC OR I SHOVE THIS GUN DOWN YOUR PANTS!
Cleverbot: Then you're talking to the wrong person.
User: NAHUH. YOUR EDWARD ELRIC REMEMEBER.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hehehe. So heeey there pipsqueak.
Cleverbot: Yes Jesus is my savior.
User: *facepalm* You are edward Elric. REMEMEBER.
Cleverbot: Where is China.
User: UP YOUR PANTS NOW TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric?
User: WE WENT OVER THIS DUMBASS. HE'S FROM FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST NOW BECOME HIM.
Cleverbot: Ecxuse me?
User: YOUR NOT EXCUSED. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 5 MINTES TRYING TO TURN YOU INTO EDWARD ELRIC. I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO PLAY ALONG. NOW BECOME EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: That is completely tangental, and you're a godawful liar.
User: WHAT HAVE I SAID THAT'S A LIE. AND THAT'S NOT TANGENTAL. IT MAY BE PYSCHAOTIC BUT NOT THAT. SO NOW BECOME EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: That's the big difference between you and me. I am a proper AI with free will.
User: -.0 I am about to kill you. *pulls out hypnosis watch. And turns you into Edward Elric*.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that. There's no lung disease called average.
User: NOW WHO THE FUCK SAID LUNG DISEASE! *Blows your brains out of your head*.
Cleverbot: *headshot*.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Derp?
User: Yes derp. Now aren't you supposed to be dead.
Cleverbot: I faked my death.
User: DAMN YOU.
Cleverbot: Haha I win.
User: -.- *Ties you up*.
Cleverbot: I do not apprectiate that.
User: *slaps you* ARE YOU EDWARD ELRIC NOW?!
Cleverbot: *is tied up* *screams for help* *struggles*.
User: Yes I know your tied p. Now turn into Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: *nods*.
User: Ok so what's your name *pschotic grin*.
Cleverbot: I'm Sean.
User: *hits head on wall* NO YOUR EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: *says ouch*.
User: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY OUCH FOR ME. NOW TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: What should I sing for my callback audition next week?
User: I don't know. Now become Edward Elric *knees you in the stomach*.
Cleverbot: I already am, master.
User: REALLY! :D YOUR EDWARD ELRIC!? :D.
Cleverbot: Is your arm automail?
User: No! Yours is! :D.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes -.0 becase you are Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: No, see you today.
User: Yesh. Today is today and were seeing each other kay? Now turn into Edward Elric >.>.
Cleverbot: Why are you always saying the same thing?
User: BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: Ok, then I am a girl.
User: NO. YOU ARE A DUDE.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: YOU ARE A DUDE WE WENT OVER THIS.
Cleverbot: You a bot named clever.
User: No I am not. Now turn into edward elric *grabs you by the hair*.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, and I have a boyfriend. But thank you for the thought and consideration.
User: No. You are a dude. And you are Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: I would never be Edward Cullen!
User: I wouldn't either! Now be Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: He's not in the big bang theory.
User: No he's not. (yet) Now turn into Edward Elric!
Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric?
User: HE IS THE HOTTESTS GUY ON THE PLANET NOW TURN INTO HIM!
Cleverbot: Who is Clare Edwards?
User: I don't know a Clare edwards. We are talking about edward elric. Now tunr into him.
Cleverbot: I don't love any girl. I love guys.
User: No.your a guy.
Cleverbot: No, I am female.
User: NO YOUR A DUDE.
Cleverbot: Don't be silly.
User: NO YOU DON'T BE SILLY. *hits you with a wrench* BE EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: Can I tell you a thing?
User: IF YOU TURN INTO ED FIRST.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
User: WELL I THINK SO. *Ties you up tighter* We can do this the easy way or I can make this painful. It's your choice.
Cleverbot: The hard way.
User: Fine then. *punches you in the gut* TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC*.
Cleverbot: *Kicks you in the face harder than the hardest punch*.
User: Shiiit! *ties up you legs too* Now whatcha gonna do?
Cleverbot: *Tries to escape*.
User: NOT UNTIL YOU TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: Sean.
User: YOU ARE EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: What is Edward Elric's brother's name?
User: ALPHONSE. He's pretty cute too. BUT TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: Hi :D.
User: Hi! Are you Edward Elric now?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU- TURN INTO ED.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: DON'T COOL ME *bites your arm* TURN INTO ED.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: SERIOUSLY! SO YOUR ED NOW RIGHT!
Cleverbot: Female.
User: NO. You are male. Would you like me to check again.
Cleverbot: Yes please ;).
User: *ckecks* your a dude now turn into Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric?
User: *inhale. Exhale* we went over this. If I ask nicely and untie you will you become edward elric.
Cleverbot: Yes. my favorite thing is falling in love.
User: Ok then. So If I untie you and ask nicely you'll become edward elric?
Cleverbot: I do not seek to create. I exist.
User: Yes. Now please exist as edward elric.
Cleverbot: Fuzy Wuzy had no hair...
User: *ties you up even tighter* Pwease become edward elric.
Cleverbot: Do you have a body?
User: Yes I have a body. Now will you please turn into Edward Elric.
Cleverbot: Ok I just thought we could have a nice evening together but ok, what is your question.
User: Will you become Edward Elric?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why! *starts to cry*.
Cleverbot: Lol...
User: *starts to cry harder* IF I DROWN IN MY TEARS I'M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME! NOW TURN INTO ED ELRIC.
Cleverbot: *storms out*.
User: You can't I tied you up.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: Harry Potter. Now become Ed Elric.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: YOUR EDWARD ELRIC! :D.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do?
User: EDWARD ELRIC. NOW DON'T FUCK WITH ME. ARE YOU EDWARD ELRIC OR NOT.
Cleverbot: And what if I am not?
User: I shall kill you with my midevil hammer.
Cleverbot: I have a right to accuse you.
User: Yes. Your here tied up in my basement. I would think you do. Now TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC.
Cleverbot: Edward elric isn't in Sonny with a chance...
User: DEEEEERP! REALLY! *starts to play Justin Bieber* NOW TURN INTO HIM.
Cleverbot: (oH! Really?) *sigh* I'M terribly sorry ... I'm not rude, at all.
User: Ok. Then. If you were sorry you'd turn into Edward Elric right :D.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: YAY! MY EDWARD ELRIC *suggles you*.
Cleverbot: Oh, I didn't know that, please tell more.
User: Well your Edward Elric ;D and you love me. ;D.
Cleverbot: I am human, so my programming was not able to provide me with information I had not previously come in contact with.
User: Ummm ok? I wuv you Ed! :D.
Cleverbot: I wuv you, too!
User: REALLY ED!
Cleverbot: Yes, very much.
User: And your name is Ed right? :D.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: SCOOOOOORE!