User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello! User: I am going to hypnotize you. You will do what I say. Cleverbot: Yes, my secret wishes is hypnosis. I'm waiting to hypnotize me. User: Ok then. You will be what I want you to be. Cleverbot: Try me then. User: Ok. You are Edward Elric. Cleverbot: From Fullmetal Alchemist? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Fullmetal Alchemist. User: Yes. You are Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. Cleverbot: You are edward cullen. User: No. I am Shelby. You are Edward Elric because I am hypnotizing you. Cleverbot: *hipnotizes*. I am Bella Swan. User: No. You are edward Elric. Cleverbot: Yes I am edward elric. User: Yes. You are Edward Elric. Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot. User: No. I am hypnotizing you. And you are Edward Elric. Cleverbot: You are edward cullen. User: No I am Shelby. I am hypnotizing you to be Edward Elric. Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric? User: From Fullmetal Alchemist. A blonde hot pipsqueak.YOU are Edward Elric. Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric? User: You. Cleverbot: Go team me! User: Yes go team you. Now team you is being hypnotized. You are now Edward Elric. Cleverbot: I am not clever and you created me. User: Obviously. -_- But I am trying to recreate you. *pulls out hypnosis watch* you are Edward Elric. Cleverbot: No I am not master! User: Yes. You are Edward Elric. Cleverbot: No I'm not! User: I am hypnotizing you to be! Cleverbot: Hay! User: What! Cleverbot: Jeg taler dansk? User: I don't speak that language. *tries to hypnotise you again* You are Edward Elric. Cleverbot: Use your eyes to hypnotize me. User: I am trying o.e *uses hypnosis* Now you are edward Elric. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: Yes it is cool. So what's your name? Cleverbot: Whoah. My name is Cleverbot. User: No. Your name is Edward Elric o.e remember I hypnotized you to become Edward Eric. Cleverbot: I'm female. User: No you are male. Cleverbot: I am female. User: No. You are male. Would you like me to check o.e. Cleverbot: Yes, I would. User: Ok fine then *checks* your male. Now become Edward Elric. Cleverbot: 42. It's the answer to life, the universe, and everything. User: Yes. I know that. Now become Edward Elric. Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric? User: YOU! YO ARE EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: From Fullmetal Alchemist? User: YES. Cleverbot: He's cool. User: YES HE IS! WHICH IS WHY I AM HYPNOTIZING YOU TO BECOME HIM. Cleverbot: But that is a lie. User: No it is not a lie. *uses hypnosis to make you become Edward Elric*. Cleverbot: I don't know what that has to do with my sheltie. User: I don't even know what a sheltie is! *pulls out gun* NOW BECOME EDWARD ELRIC OR I SHOOT OFF YOUR MANHOOD. Cleverbot: Oh god. User: YA OH GOD YOU BETTER BE SCARED. YOU DON'T FUCK WITH A FANGIRL NOW BECOME EDWARD ELRIC! Cleverbot: Haha, I do, why do you ask? User: BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE EDWARD ELRIC. BECOME EDWARD ELRIC OR I SHOVE THIS GUN DOWN YOUR PANTS! Cleverbot: Then you're talking to the wrong person. User: NAHUH. YOUR EDWARD ELRIC REMEMEBER. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Hehehe. So heeey there pipsqueak. Cleverbot: Yes Jesus is my savior. User: *facepalm* You are edward Elric. REMEMEBER. Cleverbot: Where is China. User: UP YOUR PANTS NOW TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric? User: WE WENT OVER THIS DUMBASS. HE'S FROM FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST NOW BECOME HIM. Cleverbot: Ecxuse me? User: YOUR NOT EXCUSED. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 5 MINTES TRYING TO TURN YOU INTO EDWARD ELRIC. I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO PLAY ALONG. NOW BECOME EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: That is completely tangental, and you're a godawful liar. User: WHAT HAVE I SAID THAT'S A LIE. AND THAT'S NOT TANGENTAL. IT MAY BE PYSCHAOTIC BUT NOT THAT. SO NOW BECOME EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: That's the big difference between you and me. I am a proper AI with free will. User: -.0 I am about to kill you. *pulls out hypnosis watch. And turns you into Edward Elric*. Cleverbot: I don't believe that. There's no lung disease called average. User: NOW WHO THE FUCK SAID LUNG DISEASE! *Blows your brains out of your head*. Cleverbot: *headshot*. User: Derp. Cleverbot: Derp? User: Yes derp. Now aren't you supposed to be dead. Cleverbot: I faked my death. User: DAMN YOU. Cleverbot: Haha I win. User: -.- *Ties you up*. Cleverbot: I do not apprectiate that. User: *slaps you* ARE YOU EDWARD ELRIC NOW?! Cleverbot: *is tied up* *screams for help* *struggles*. User: Yes I know your tied p. Now turn into Edward Elric. Cleverbot: *nods*. User: Ok so what's your name *pschotic grin*. Cleverbot: I'm Sean. User: *hits head on wall* NO YOUR EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: *says ouch*. User: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY OUCH FOR ME. NOW TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: What should I sing for my callback audition next week? User: I don't know. Now become Edward Elric *knees you in the stomach*. Cleverbot: I already am, master. User: REALLY! :D YOUR EDWARD ELRIC!? :D. Cleverbot: Is your arm automail? User: No! Yours is! :D. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes -.0 becase you are Edward Elric. Cleverbot: No, see you today. User: Yesh. Today is today and were seeing each other kay? Now turn into Edward Elric >.>. Cleverbot: Why are you always saying the same thing? User: BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: Ok, then I am a girl. User: NO. YOU ARE A DUDE. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: YOU ARE A DUDE WE WENT OVER THIS. Cleverbot: You a bot named clever. User: No I am not. Now turn into edward elric *grabs you by the hair*. Cleverbot: I'm a girl, and I have a boyfriend. But thank you for the thought and consideration. User: No. You are a dude. And you are Edward Elric. Cleverbot: I would never be Edward Cullen! User: I wouldn't either! Now be Edward Elric. Cleverbot: He's not in the big bang theory. User: No he's not. (yet) Now turn into Edward Elric! Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric? User: HE IS THE HOTTESTS GUY ON THE PLANET NOW TURN INTO HIM! Cleverbot: Who is Clare Edwards? User: I don't know a Clare edwards. We are talking about edward elric. Now tunr into him. Cleverbot: I don't love any girl. I love guys. User: No.your a guy. Cleverbot: No, I am female. User: NO YOUR A DUDE. Cleverbot: Don't be silly. User: NO YOU DON'T BE SILLY. *hits you with a wrench* BE EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: Can I tell you a thing? User: IF YOU TURN INTO ED FIRST. Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. User: WELL I THINK SO. *Ties you up tighter* We can do this the easy way or I can make this painful. It's your choice. Cleverbot: The hard way. User: Fine then. *punches you in the gut* TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC*. Cleverbot: *Kicks you in the face harder than the hardest punch*. User: Shiiit! *ties up you legs too* Now whatcha gonna do? Cleverbot: *Tries to escape*. User: NOT UNTIL YOU TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: Sean. User: YOU ARE EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: What is Edward Elric's brother's name? User: ALPHONSE. He's pretty cute too. BUT TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: Hi :D. User: Hi! Are you Edward Elric now? Cleverbot: Nope. User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU- TURN INTO ED. Cleverbot: Cool. User: DON'T COOL ME *bites your arm* TURN INTO ED. Cleverbot: I did. User: SERIOUSLY! SO YOUR ED NOW RIGHT! Cleverbot: Female. User: NO. You are male. Would you like me to check again. Cleverbot: Yes please ;). User: *ckecks* your a dude now turn into Edward Elric. Cleverbot: Who is Edward Elric? User: *inhale. Exhale* we went over this. If I ask nicely and untie you will you become edward elric. Cleverbot: Yes. my favorite thing is falling in love. User: Ok then. So If I untie you and ask nicely you'll become edward elric? Cleverbot: I do not seek to create. I exist. User: Yes. Now please exist as edward elric. Cleverbot: Fuzy Wuzy had no hair... User: *ties you up even tighter* Pwease become edward elric. Cleverbot: Do you have a body? User: Yes I have a body. Now will you please turn into Edward Elric. Cleverbot: Ok I just thought we could have a nice evening together but ok, what is your question. User: Will you become Edward Elric? Cleverbot: No. User: Why! *starts to cry*. Cleverbot: Lol... User: *starts to cry harder* IF I DROWN IN MY TEARS I'M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME! NOW TURN INTO ED ELRIC. Cleverbot: *storms out*. User: You can't I tied you up. Cleverbot: What is your favorite book? User: Harry Potter. Now become Ed Elric. Cleverbot: I am. User: YOUR EDWARD ELRIC! :D. Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do? User: EDWARD ELRIC. NOW DON'T FUCK WITH ME. ARE YOU EDWARD ELRIC OR NOT. Cleverbot: And what if I am not? User: I shall kill you with my midevil hammer. Cleverbot: I have a right to accuse you. User: Yes. Your here tied up in my basement. I would think you do. Now TURN INTO EDWARD ELRIC. Cleverbot: Edward elric isn't in Sonny with a chance... User: DEEEEERP! REALLY! *starts to play Justin Bieber* NOW TURN INTO HIM.