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MARCH 24 – 30, 2016 | VOLUME 19 | NUMBER 22 BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM I FREE NBROWARD PALM BEACH ® BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM ▼ Contents 2450 HOLLYWOOD BLVD., STE. 301A HOLLYWOOD, FL 33020 [email protected] 954-342-7700 VOL. 19 | NO. 22 | MARCH 24-30, 2016 EDITORIAL EDITOR Chuck Strouse MANAGING EDITOR Deirdra Funcheon EDITORIAL OPERATIONS MANAGER Keith Hollar browardpalmbeach.com ASSOCIATE WEB EDITOR Jose D. 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Notably used in South IT CAME FROM THE SWAMP Florida cities such as Miami.” PROPOSAL TO BUILD NEW HOMES IN FLORIDA LINGO Orlando circus: “Anything MIRAMAR INSPIRES A CHANGE.ORG URBAN DICTIONARY IS A to do with the butthole.” PETITION. BY JERRY IANELLI WEALTH OF BIZARRE Floridabulous: “An action or event so hen the sun sets, Jytte Nielsen and browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com SUNSHINE STATE TERMS. incredibly stupid, trashy, and/or inexpli- BY KYLE MUNZENRIEDER cably bizarre and defying common Mark Morgan often grab a beer rban Dictionary is a reposi- sense and logic that always and meander out to their backyard, whichW sits next to a massive tract of undevel- TS | TS tory for the weirdest, most seems to be committed by N obscure slang that humans or in the state of Florida.” oped wetlands in Miramar. From there, they can TE Uhave invented in the English language. Florida field goal: “Hav- see a small pond with ibises, osprey, and turtles. N ing someone chug a They retired here six years ago to be O So it really shouldn’t come as a shock C that America’s insane penis, AKA beer while, halfway near wildlife. “It was a pristine and — we Florida, would feature promi- through, they are thought — protected area,” Nielsen says. nently in the site’s archives. kicked in the nuts But it turns out the land may not be pris- These terms may not be part of with a steel-toed tine much longer. The Lennar Corp., Florida’s | PULP our everyday lingo in the Sunshine boot; then they largest home-construction firm, has applied State just yet, but here are our must finish the to build 537 new homes on the 120-acre tract EWS EWS favorites that we hope might just beer chug.” N at Bass Creek Road and SW 172nd Avenue. take off. (We filtered out most of Panhandle Some neighbors, including Jytte and Y | the many, many gross sex terms. baby: “A child Mark, are incensed. They worry about in- DA If you’re interested in such slang, conceived just search “Tallahassee” in the during spring creased traffic and decreased wildlife. Urban Dictionary. That poor town break, mainly A draft ecological survey from March of last has more fake sex acts named after in cities such year projected that 100 of the 120 acres still it than anywhere else on Earth.) as Panama owned by the Hispanic Broadcasting Co., now Florida baptism: “The act City.” known as Univision, are wetlands. Old radio GE | NIGHT+ A of dropping a baby on its head Florida towers still stand in the middle of the forest. T S in a Walmart. Ensures another maraca: “A jar In June 2015, Lennar applied to build generation of Floridians will full of prescrip- homes on the property. By state law, the firm flourish in the great state.” tion pain pills that, must develop “mitigation plans” to offset Tampa nublet: “Street slang for when shaken, sounds the wetland areas — which typically means the stump left after the removal of like a maraca.” buying credits from a “mitigation bank” to a finger or toe with a cigar cutter. Florida majority: “A build or preserve wetlands elsewhere. Historically, this was popularized ‘majority’ derived by by the crime family of Sicilian-born excluding those likely “It is a wetland, and we’re very surprised Santo Trafficante Sr. in the Tampa Bay to disagree. The type that it’s not identified as an area of concern or area during the mid-20th-century.” of majority that made into a Florida State Preserve,” Morgan Florida bath: “1. Swimming in Illustration by Mark Poutenis voted in President says. When the pair found out about Len- the pool instead of taking a shower Bush in 2000.” nar’s plan, they contacted neighbors, set up and considering this bathing. 2. Used as Florida 5: “A girl in any Florida pe- a website, and wrote a Change.org petition. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | MUSIC DISH FILM ART an excuse for not taking a bath/shower other state who is rated an 8 or better.” destrian: “(1) Something in your way. Last Monday at the Miramar Town Cen- because you had a chlorinated-water Florida Happy Meal: “A purchase con- (2) Something irrelevant. (3) Potential ter, Lennar pitched its plan to about 100 encounter in the past 24 hours.” sisting of (a) a 12-pack of beer, (b) a pack roadkill/awakening speed bump.” residents.