RAMS MEET ATTEND SMOKER MUSTANGS THE TOMORROW IN GYM

Vol. 16 New York, N. Y., October 25, 1934 No. 4 **— Annual Retreat St. Mary's Topples Fordham from Rally and Smoker Begins Oct. 29; Tomorrow Night Concludes Nov. 1 Undefeated Ranks with 14-9 Victory In College Gym

Fr. Mclntyre Will Instruct Frank Frisch to Be Guest of Upperclassmen, Fr. Cox Honor; Autographed the Freshmen Football Offered The Annual Fordham College Retreat Frank Frlsch will be the guest of wJll commence on Monday, October 29 honor at the Smoker and Football Rally and conclude on Thursday, the feast ol to be held in the College gymnasium to- AH Saints, November 1, with (he gen morrow night. The Fordham Flash has eral communion of the entire student wired that he will attend. body. Father Charles J. Mclntyre, S.I. The program for the evening Includes WU1 conduct the Retreat for the Upper a host of celebrities from the athletic classmen, and Father John F. Cox, S.J. and theatrical worlds. Entertainers |ll be In charge of the Freshmen. The from the Cotton Club and Loew'g Para- W dise Theatre will help to make the af- Retreat masters are members of the fair a notable one. The amateur boxing Jesuit Mission Band. and wrestling bouts which were so well Schtdult of Retreat received at last year's smoker will be Services tor the Upperclasaraen are duplicated tomorrow night. There will be questions and answers by Jim Crow- lo be in the University Chapel and the ley and Ray Morrison, the Southern Freshmen will gather in the Lower Methodist coach, and speeches by Crow- Chapel. The nrst service, at 9:00 ley and Les Borden. Songs by the Ford- A. M., Is Holy Mass. An Instruction will ham captain will also be a feature of the Immediately follow. The students, after program. Those who have ever heard him sing will testify that this will be an a short recess, will meet at 10:45 A. M. enjoyable feature. A one-act comedy, (or recitation of the Rosary, which is "The King's Daughter" will play a re- followed by another instruction. The turn engagement, by demand of those afternoon devotion, commencing at 1:00 who witnessed it last year. Among the P. H.i consists of Stations of the Cross Innovations on this year's bill are the an instruction and Benediction. Fordham Orchestra and Glee Club. Retreat Enda Thursday The Entertainment Committee has This schedule will be followed during Steve Sarolu leading way for Joe Maniac! through St. Mary'g gap in off-tackle dash. received a promise from Bill Robinson, the three days, the Retreat closing witl nationally famous tap dancer, that he will appear if he possibly can. Among General Communion of the entire stu BUSINESS FORUM OPENS; GLEE CLUB ANNOUNCES the other acts which will be included on dent body on Thursday morning. After Muniaci Races Eighty Yards the evening's program are the Nicholas Benediction, the students will receive ATTENDANCE INCREASED for Ram on CONCERTS FOR SEASON Brothers, who appeared In "Emperor the Papal Blessing. At the conclusion of Intercepted Pass Jones," and "Jackie" Dunn, locally fa- this service the Juniors and Seniors President James Gallico Out- Two Appearances at Boston mous chorister. "Les" Borden, captain will be served breakfast in the Cafe- line* Program for Among Concerts to Be of the Maroon football team, will sing Coining Season. Presented "Be Still My Heart," accompanied on teria and the sophomores ami Fresh- The Militant Moragamen crossed the piano by Jack Egan, the composer. their first barrier last Saturday at ex- men in the Freshman Building. The Business Forum met for the first Father Theodore T. Farley, S. J., Continued on page 3) actly two-twenty o'clock, ten minutes time this year on Wednesday, Oct. 16 Moderator of the Glee Club, announced before game time. They dashed from with approximately one hundred of Its at the meeting of the club on Friday, the Polo Grounds' clubhouse amid a October 19th, the colleges at which Work on 1935 Issue Debate Council members in attendance. mighty roar with all the glamour and concerts will be conducted during the James E. Galileo, President of the To Meet Oxford speed of a great team. Twenty paces coming season. Although three of the Of Maroon Begun Business Forum, oponed the meeting dates still remain unsettled, it Is un- with an outline of what the organiza- In front a two-and-one-haU foot fence that served to keep the overflow off the likely that there will be any change In Fordham Orators to Engage tion will undertake in order to fulfill the schedule. Editor Bellew Says Maroon the purpose of the society, as stated field, protruded Itself upon their do-or- English Team Here on On November 16th the Glee Club will Will Differ in Form in Its Constitution, "to present the die dash. Clumsily hesitating, they Inaugurate the season with a concert November 27 students with the opportunity of learn straddled It, not looking a bit like at Monnt St. Vincent's College. This From Past Issues. Ing the practical workings of business, athletes. will be followed by engagements at St. Edited by Michael F. X. Bellew, Fordham will meet Oxford Unlver finance and government." This pur- Two and one half hours later they Elizabeth's College, New Jersey, early slty In an international debate on No- pose, Mr. Ciallico stated, was success- had straddled the Fordham barrier, 14 in January and Good Counsel College, who was elected by the Junior Class fully attained last year when the White Plains, N. Y., early In February. vember 27. The meeting will tako place to 9, with surety and finesse, 55,000 last May, the 1935 edition of the Ma- in Collins Auditorium, at Fordham Col- Business Forum was able to present to On Febniary 21st, the Glee Club will the Student Body, anch able lecturers roaring spectators will attest they appear at Georgian Court College, roon, Year Book of Fordham College, lege, where a team selected from mem- looked like athletes, Lakewood, New Jersey. The principal bers of the Council of Debate will en- as Orover A. Whalen, Dean Wilkinson, is rapidly rounding into shape. Accord- Dean of Fordham Law School, Ray- The better team won. Irrespective of concert of the season follows when the gage the English group. The last de- club appears at Town Hall on March ing to a statement made by the editor, mond H. Relss, President, International how it uppeared from the cheerlng- bate between Fordham and Oxford took 20. The club will take to the road for Tailoring Corp., nnd Charles Murphy section, from the press-box, with Its this year's Maroon will allot a much place two years ago at which time the next two concerts which will bring President of Advertising Club and was altltudinal advantage, it was only a them an appearance at Regis College, greater amount of space to the activi- Fordham was victorious. juccessful in organizing group visits to question of time before the Ill-wind Weston, Mass., on April 27th and Em- ties of the underclassmen. In the past An Open Forum on tho topic—"Re- the Curb and Stock Exchanges and the blew the Qnels into a tying position, manuel College, Boston, on April 28th. solved that tho City of New York Uhase National Bank. The same policy The season will finish with a concert at the volume has been dedicated almost following Manlacl's run, and later, Into should hold Municipal Lotteries," was will be In force this year; it being the Notre Damo College, Staten Island, entirely to the Interests of the seniors. discussed at the regular meeting on ilm of the officers of the club to accede the winning touchdown. As time passed early in May. Bernard M. Hughes, Business Mana- Thursday, October 18th. After the dis- to tho desires or the members to pro it became more and more evident that The club this year is the largest to Mission, In which many speakers gave jure as lecturers leaders In whom the the only hope for Fordham was that appear in the last few seasons. Dr. ger, has announced that contracts have their views from the floor, a general members are most Interested. one of their shoe-string passes might Frederic Joslyn, Director of the organ- been awarded to the Chemical Photo vote revealed that the members (lid lend to an undeserved victory. ization, has been conducting intensive Engraving Company, the Schilling not share this view and that Hie ma- Mr. Edmund F. Rowen, Professor of rehenrsals to Initiate the new members jority supported tho negative of the Business Administration nnd Mode The Spark That Failed who have considerably outnumbered Press of New York and all student pic- •lucstloii. The vote for tho best speaker rator of the Forum, utter congratulat- Fordham went away to a seven point the veterans from the previous season. tures will be photographed by the of the day showed that James Tumulty, ing the members on their attendance, As usual, the club will present a num- '36, and John F. Hayes, '.15, were tied took a canvass of suggestions for lead on Manlacl's ninety-yard run. This ber of popular selections from last sea- Arthur Studios. An artist has also been for tho honor. speakors at subsequent meetings and break might well have been the Inspira- son. However, many new songs will hired who will paint varloUB campus Following tho discussion, Mr, Fran- placos of particular Interest to the stu- tional spur that would lash the Hum be added as the season advances and scenes which In turn will be trans- t; an entire new pvogrnm will bo com- Is M. Martin, S.J., expressed hla plena- dents. It wan also announced that mo- to a victory, but the spark failed. mitted to the "Division" page of the W'o at tho large number of Bpoukors tion pictures on business problems had Muttos to Erdelntz through the air, pleted when tho Club mnkes Its presen- from tho floor nnd hoped Unit tbo llvoly lioen obtained and would bo shown in tation at Town Hall. Year Book. Mutton oil tni'klo, Nlcliellnl around tho This Is tho first time in the history of Interest manifested Unit) fur would con- lie near future. When the meeting was The subscription campaign, whioh up "lino unabated. closed tickots for National Business and, and the use of. the oiid-nround-play tho Glee Club that the organization has scheduled concerts In Boston. The to tho present has Included the can- Walter A. Sprouls, 'i)5, Cbulrman of Show at tho Department of Commerce were tho combinations that spelled Building, lBtli Street and 8th Avenue, v-1-c-t-o-r-y for the Callfornlans, names of the studonta who will make vassing of nine of the undergraduate the Lecture Committee, announced that the trip huvo not yet boon announced. tlio debate for the mooting of Octohor woro distributed. clauses, has met with great BUCCOBB, ac- i! It was a jockeying mime; the ball > would bo upon tho subject—"He- ill ways seemed near someone's goal cording to the Business Stall, Another »olved—That the NHA should bo niudo FR. CHARLES J. DEANE canipiilgn Is also under way for more " l'ermanent Part of tho American SCIENCE ACADEMY Hue, iiml Unit Hoiuaono WHB Kordhum yovurnnisiitol Policy." Frank X. Ilrown, ELECTS OFFICERS most of the time, REPRESENTS FORDHAM patrons; In this campaign the aid of 3B the undergraduates Is also solicited and , and Herman J. Herbert, "16, will With tlircu minutes left In tho first Father Charles .1, Deane, S,J,, Dean I'fliolil the aillnniitivo and John I'liolun The result!! of the elections In the littIf, n puss, Mutton to Ki'dolntss plncod anyone so helping will be rewarded J Science Academy nro ns follows: Mr, of Kordhum College and Father Adrian »i and Dasher Wylly, ';ir>, tliu nuRiitlvo the ball on tho Honors one yard line, ti, Honn, H,J,, recently appointed prin- llmiucHtlly. "'thin topic, William J. Conway, President: Mr. Wil- whon™ Mattos alluod off tacklo for the cipal of Fordham Prop,, roprosonted Tho Uuslness Staff him alto prepared Tl>" Publicity Coimnlttoo, under tho liam P. llurloy, Socrotury, and Mr, Mark T, Crowley, Treasurer. Tl-o o • kill. t'ordluun University at tho 70th Annual a very extensive plan of ndvortlno- "roetlon of John p. SavnruHu, "15, and Convocation of tho University of tho unlwrt 10. llobsou, '36, iiHslHtuut cliulr- IICOH were held lnBtyeiU'by Mf.Wlltum Again, with tli« fourth quiit'tor one which will appear in (he forth- T. MuNlff. Mr. Jwnos Million and Mr. Btttto of Now York hold at Allmny on ™i, will conduct an extensive cam- (Ciinlliiiioil on nago 6) October IS anil 111. (Continued on Page 10) 1111511(lt Council publicity In the future. Frank CJuliilim, r«n|ioctlvoly. PAGE 2 FORDHAM RAM, OCTOBER 25, 1934 The Student Ramblings Counselor by JOHN DONOVAN, JR. No. 4 Vol. 11 New York, October 29, 1934 BOGS! FOOTBALL FIENDS—NO. 2 In the last half of the last century Editor-in-Chief Without any question, Wllllnm B, McGurn Samuel Stehman Haldeman became a Quite one of the wont Buainaas Manager (port* IdlUr Catholic. Because he was an outstand- Of the pests who all favors do seek. Thomas R. Lerohan Bernard M. Hughes ing intellectual of his day and held th Is the youth who implores you N«wi Board Without reason or right, . Robert-E. Dobson John J. Horan Carl L>. Albert chair of Natural Sciences at llin Uni- "WiUya lemme yer passbook this iceekt" Frank X. Brown versity of Pennsylvania, his conversion WUh plotting and planning, News Staff caused much comment. He'll scheme how he'll corner Eugene I. Audi 'If Thomas Loguo '31 Vincent J. Mclaughlin '36 Walter A, Snrouls '35 James A, Donovan '37 Martin Hession '37 The story is told that the eminent pro- A block of ten tickets or more, James Truta '37 Joseph Morrison 'II Thomas Canning '86 fessor, when asked what led him to th And wonder and hope Neal K. Roche '36 James T. McCrystnl '36 If his uncle can pass threshold of the Church, would answe As a lad who's below twenty-four. Sport* Staff Arthur J. Mulligan 'II with the single word—"Bugs!" Michael Barm '»• George E. Appell '95 For Purdue or St. Mary's Joseph T. Hartmon '17 "Bugs!" his amazed inquirer would Or old Tennessee Circulation Mir. Photograph/ Reference Mgr. ask. "Why bugs?" To which the scien- You're sure to he sought by a bore Francis J. McMahon '35 Clem Palazzolo '3? tist would reply somewhat as follows Who's willing to pay you John P. Savarese '36 Business Staff A quarter or less Robert Dunseath '36 "No matter how tiny the insect, I Frank J. Mulligan '37 For the stub for Event Number Four. John Spollen '36 Circulation Staff Clinton J. McOulre '3C have found that the God who made it, provided one organism that controlled The quickest solution Joseph Katln '36 To this troublesome task all parts and kept them working to- Is to outguess the importunate dunce, Published Weakly, except vacation and examination periods, from October to May by tha Students of Fordham Un versit*. ForUham University* ',. IFordham gether. I believe that when lie was mak- And as he approaches, MaYanBoa.lfa.2i Third"Ave.;~NeThird A*.., Neww YorkVyrk., N. V. B.Mfiub.eriptlor«.#.ub«rlptlo; priceprle.., denteren d as Before he can speak, second class matter ictober 1, 192«. at the Poll Office at New York, N. Y., ing so big a thing as the Church, He under the act of March 3, 1J79. Say "Lend me YOUR passbook this once." would do as much for it. There is only B.C. II it tkt taJtcy »i tkiM Htw f» Ptttnt »MM and olatr Jtamrfs »i tnttrtit I* Futilum me Church with such a single, control mn.~4i.,,d"i.l 'V.pMd It, »«l fnrfiltow ») f>,dh.m ..d ./ fit fnu. ling organism. That is why I became a RAMBLES Catholic." Tony Sarausky, Sr. gridder, was high man In tha penny ant* gam* en route to Boston ... netting almost a quarter.... Jo* Katln 'M and Jarvla Rice '38 Of the more than 40,000 people have been eeen frequenting the kiddle playground on Moeholu rkwy. of late. guish. How few in her plight have The Retreat who embrace Catholicism yearly in . Jack Seharfman, Fordham hatter, I* presenting a ehapeau to th* Ram- ever considered that, perhaps, the in this country, there are probably gridder who itands out most tn each game Don Qormley of Soph, takes hit Returning from a papal audience ability of their own clouded intellect! trusty pipe on all dates ... or *o we hear.... Th* Football Annual displays a several hundred reasons therefore. schedule of the Pordham eleven and ahowa a picture of Tod Nltka In the box last month, Most Reverend John W, to trace the truth, did not mean tha But what more gigantically intel- reserved for Captain . . . which ssems to be going from one extreme to the Shaw, the Archbishop of New Or- the Church was indefensible. lectual reason than Professor Hal- other.... Frank "Sam" Scanlon, erstwhile Ram court atar, I* looming a* basket- leans, reported that the Pontiff at 7 ball coach at St. Joseph's In Tromont John O'Neill of 'M haa been unmasked "I avoided facing problems," deman's tiny bug! looks younger than he did a decade as a lad who caved three survivors from the burning "Morro Caatle." ... Dick says the writer, a.former science • Mansfield's Orchestra will muslcallie the Fall Danaant which the gale of Thsta ago. "There is vigor about him thai student in a non-Catholic college, HIDE-BOUND Mu Gamma are presenting at the Blltmoro Cascades, Election Eve. ... Rummy the modern slang word 'pep' alone de- still prevaila as the leading card pastime in the Roe room . . . with bridge a "for I thought my Church could Jimmy, the newsboy, figures bis prof- scribes," said the Archbishop. lose second, ae exemplified by John Hammett, Jr. baritone.... Jack MeLaugh- not answer them, At last an ag- its on the basic principle that two and tin of '35 and Bill Whalen of 'M loat a lot of steep In Boston.... Fred Waters of Followed as leader by three him nostic drove me up to Fordham :wo make four. The George Washing- Senior and the Camel cigarette ada are becoming synonymous.... Th* maidens dred and fifty million Catholics in the of Sigma Kappa Phi expect a strong Maroon ahadlng at their Cotillon this to get the answers. That was five :on Bridge was planned on the same chaos of a crumbled economic order, Saturday night on the Sky Roof of the St. Morltx. The music will b* that of years ago. Five years ago I began basic principle—two and two make ohnny Murphy and his NBC orchestra .. . and tha tariff la four dollars..... the Holy Father retains his boundless to live; five years ago 1 learned Four. Frank Connolly of '38 draw a stipend this summer holding the spear In tome energy and his unflagging youth. The mob scene* for Warner Brothere pictures.... Jim O'Connell, student Issdsr of to think for the first time in my The humblest Catholic layman and Vicar of Christ has shown more con the Band, has added a few new number* to hi* repertoire for next Saturday's life under the able guidance of :he greatest ot the Popes worship on encounter.. .. Frank McCoy of Senior expects to practice law in • few weeks vincingly than any argument that Father Mahony; live years ago I :he one basic principle—that Christ or so.... Joe Drury of Jr. did a twenty-three mile stretch In five hour* In the communion with God is the only Catsklll Badlands this summer... . Froah Coach Ed Hunalnger ha* gene found that the greater the intel- iounded one Church which, like its really "easy" life. Texas way to see how Southern Methodist draw* the crowd*. . . . With free -;.; lect the more readily it bowed in founder, is infallible in matters to do With the reconstruction of the igarettei being diatributed at the Smoker tomorrow night, local grubbers •:•' humble obedience before a ith the soul. ihould put in a tough week. ... In the meantime . . . How'e for a butt? social order already underway, the :.\Babe." If the Pope's mind is hide-bound be- student retreat takes on this year an cause he must be guided by the same MAN-ABOUT-THE-CAMPUS added significance. The new Aineri- • . The first step in combating agnos- John Horan '35—Ramstaff Newa Board cligious dogma as the layman, then the All through last year when fifteen hundred Fordhamen opened their "RAMS" can order must be built on a system ticism lies not with the colleges but inginccr's mind is hidebound liy the n Thursday morning, the "Off-Campus" column found It* reader* perusing the of Christian morality, if it is to re- raither with the Catholic father and lewsboy's mathematical dogma. lews of Collegiana which it offered in such variety and abundance. This year lie story is the same with the readers finishing the article and wondering about store peace. mother. As long as American parents You can't even play a good gome lie name at the top of the column and the man behind it. Johnny Horan Is a "If we examine matters diligently are content to send their children, of golf without following the basic graduate of Mt. St. Michael's and has been RAHscribing these last four years. and thoroughly," says Pope Pius, "we fortified only by Confirmation and principles of the game. Ho hails from the far reaches of the Bronx and boasts a battered Chevrolet which has seen service on many a front. The Glee Club and the Maroon take up shall see clearly that social rccon early cathechetical instruction, into nost of his spare time and his favorite occupation I* delving Into college news- struction so much desired, must be the Halls of Atheism, the faith of the THREE FORDHAM JESUITSlapers from Maine to Mississippi. His greatest delight Is adding another mem- preceded by a profound renewal of coming generations remains im- WRITE FOR MESSENGER ier to bis list of readers which already includes not only his family but two or liree others about tho campus including ourselves. the Christian spirit, from which mul periled. • • * titudes in every country have deplor Father Taaffe Contribute* But once the anti-Catholic cease General Intention Item in the "Post": ably sundered themselves. Unless their blindly emotional attacks, and "When police questioned Hauptmann regarding the package, he declared he such a renewal takes place, all our for Month had received It from a man known only as O'Donovan whom he knew from a begin to parry proof with proof, con- Bronx social club and who was reputed to be eccentric and have peculiar efforts will be futile and our social or version has been accomplished. For, The Fordham faculty Is well repre- mblts." der will be proved to have been built as Chesterton remarked: lented In the November number of The Such as writing the column on the sports page. on shifting sands, not upon enduring Messenger of the Sacred Heart. In addl- "The moment they try to be HOW'S ABOUT TO-MORROW NIGHT? foundations." on to the General Intention for the fair with it (the Church), they lonth, "Those Who Die by an Unex- Most Fordhamen will journey to the Gym tomorrow evening for the Har- -ester Club's Monster Smoker. Athletic Luminaries, free smokes and a chance begin to be fond of it. But when ected Death" which was contributed 'o win a football autographed by many celebrities, will be only a few of the True the affection has passed A certain Father James A. Taaffo, S. J., mod- Utractlons offered. For a half a dollar you can enter like a gentleman and point it begins to take on the irator of the Quill Club, the number '•» for the benefit of the Missions Here's smoke in your eyes. lontnlns articles by Father Aloyslus J. "The difficulty of explaining tragic and menacing grandeur of [ogun, S. J., rector of Fordham Unlver- Fordhamen u-ho desire to do a little socializing after Saturday's game can a great love affair." 'why I am a Catholic,' is that Ity, and Father Francis P. Donnelly, •ontlnue the Ham atmosphere downtown by dropping in at the Grill of the K. of C. hotel where Bob Fallon of '20 and his orchestra hold forth. The tariff there arc ten thousand reasons i. J., a frequent contributor to the Mes- s reasonable and you're sure to feel at home. all amounting to one reason: that Hallowe'en longer, and former professor of Method Catholicism is true."—G. K, if. Teaching English in the Graduate chool. Chesterton. Hallowe'en, the height of the har< FOUNDED IN 1841 "To the materialist and free-thinker," But bow many millions have failed vest, is less than a week distant. Big rUeB Father Taaffe, "death is the end to see the truth. How many scores of red pumpkins, grinning from every if nil things. Far otherwise does the an of faith look on life and death. The baptised Catholics have left their store window, arc graphic proof of the loment of death marks his entrance Fordham Road at Third Avenue faith in the science halls of sccutar proximity of Thanksgiving and the to eternity—tin eternity of happiness universities, in sacrilegious mimicry r woe, nccurdliiK to the record of his Adjoining Bronx Park - - New York City mmment onslaught of winter. fo us it stands bufoi-B Ciod at that mo. of the crutches at Lourdes. CONDUCTED BY THE JESUITS After the Eve of All Hallows the ent, Sprung from middle class families, "For all allko—infidel and faithful, Fordham College Fordh.m Road light air will carry regularly the School of Law Woolworth Bldg. and Fordh.m Road where Catholicism meant Mass, com- mint nnd nlnner—who, according to College of. Pharmacy Fordh.m Road romisc of coining snows. he decrees of God's providence, are Fordham College, Manhattan Div Woolworth Bide munion, and the rosary, a host of oatliHMl to moot an unexpected death, The Weather Bureau, with mys- School of. Social Service Woolworlh Bldg. Catholics, educated by Atheists, have e are uskod to prny, dating this month Graduate School Woolworth Dldg. and Fordham Road eriinis talk of barometric activity and November, to tho Sacred Heart of Teachers College.....Woolworth Bldg. and Fordham Ro.d denied their God as irrational, onus." hchool of Business Administration Woolworth Bldg i|.'h pressure areas, has already prc- Summer School Fordham Road The current issue of 'America' in- Father llogtui's article was written licted temperatures—or the lack of i ceiotmilo tho tercentenary of tho Also Centers located at Hohoken, Jersey City and Staten Island, offering eludes a letter from a Catholic girl courses giving credit towards undergraduate degrees. hem—lower than the seventeen be- fth of Thomas Dongnn, tho only Cuth- who, tortured liy UisK'tivf and on the lu Colonial Oovmnor of Now York. Additional Facilities for Resident Students of Agnosticism, turned to Ford' ;>w of last February. Now is high Tho ColoHtlnl liny," by Father Don- lolly, treats of the wonders which aro WRITE FOR BULLETIN—SPECIFY DEPARTMENT line to patch up that fur-Hncd cap, for relief from her menial an- nought hy faith. FORDHAM RAM, OCTOBER 25, 1934 PAGE 3 MONSTER RALLY ON EVE piscuss Italy DOOR PRIZE AT SMOKER OF ST. MARTS GAME Mendel Club Gives At H Gircolo Captain Borden and Freddie Display For Seniors Harlow Speak; Vaughn French and Spaniih Groups Goading, M. C. Psychology Groups Study Hold First Meetings Mitotic Division Under of Yew On the eve or Pordham's unsuccess- ful battle against St. Mary's powerful Microscope „ clrcoio dl CoUuli Italiana held its eleven, a spirited mass of Fordhamltes, .„ Jd meeting of tfce ye.r on Wednes- nv* hundred strong, and one of the During the past week the entire Senior Psychology class was present aB ?October 17. It f« announced that largest of its kind in recent Fordham „ the future all meeting., will be held guest of the Mendel Club at a practical history, rallied outside the University '" wJfnesday at 3:10 In Freshman No. demonstration of the phenomena occur- Gymnasium. From the very beginning T The members were addressed by ring in the cells during the reproduc- Bruno Bettlnl, '38 who spoke in Italian the gigantic meeting was in the capable tive processes. Xave an account of biB experiences hands of Vaughn Goodlng, recently The purpose ot these meetings was to L this city »tter hiB arrival Iron, Italy elected President of the Athletic Asso- ln'„ d a half ago. In the course of present in concrete form the facts dla- an ciation, who acted as Master ot Cere- M talk he also compared American cussed In the regular Psyohology Sid Italian system, of education and monies and Introduced various mem- classes, and to this end a series ot liwered[questions about student life bers of the squad. microscopes was set up showing In suc- ?„ na'y BinlHo Dante CrlBCitlello, '37 One of the first speakers Was Cap- cessive phases the activities which go J, to address the club at Its next meet- on in the cell during Mitosis. Slides tain "LeB" Borden, who in turn W»B were also displayed showing the devel- llUr' Spanish Club Mtett followed by "Freddie-What-a-Man" Har- opment of the male and female germ John C. Madlgan, 'S7 president of the low. T.ie Maroon was re- :«ll8. An excellent specimen, Illustrat- Autographed Football to Be Raffled Tomorrow Night. Snanish Club, welcomed the members warded with a groat ovation at the fin- ing the position taken by the asters wag „ the first meeting held on Tuesday, ish of his humorous talk. George Fen- set up under a special lens, since It Is October 16. The purpose of the Club HARVESTER SMOKER difficult to see these bodies without the ton, '36, who because of injuries re- «aa explained for the benefit of the Literary Conference use of other methods. ceived last year is unable to continue TOMORROW NIGHT lewcomers. Thoma. A. Mitchell, -37 To Hold Firtt Meeting The Committee on Arrangements, oropoaed that all the subsequent meet- his fine work at tackle, exhorted the (Continued from page 1) with Donald R. Morrison, '35, at its head ings of the Club be conducted In Span- gathering to "stick behind" the team Freddie Harlow, star quarterback, will The newly formed Intercollegi- and composed of Basil H. Candon, ish Following this, a discussion was and also to offer up a short prayer for Thomas B. Macdonald, Anthony J. Me- held on the proposal but no definite give his usual recitation. ate Catholic Literary Conference, a successful day on the morrow, Nally, Vincent E. New, Paul A. Towers conclusions were reached. Mr. Basil The Philip Morris Company has con- which holds its first public meet- and Anthony R. Trotta.all of Senior, bad D'Ouakfl, Ph.D., the moderator, com- At the conclusion of the speech-mak- sented to supply the cigarettes for the ing Sunday, Oct. 28, at the Center complete charge of the demonstration, mented In brief fashion on the interest ing, the entire assembly Joined with entire gathering. Club, 120 Central Park South, at and their efforts were augmented by shown in the club by IU members. He the unit of the Fordham University 3 P. M., will have as its guest 3hort discussions on the. subject, given also spoke about the annual which the Lou Little, Eddie D o o 1 e y, Les Band and sang "The Fordham Ram." Qualley and Sam Cordovano, Colum- Undergraduate Speaker Mr. by Mark T. Crowley, Ph.D., James A. Spanish Club publishes every year and Next on the program were a number of bia line coach, have promised to at- Mullen, Ph.D., and James J. Forbes, stressed the fact that all the members Thomas J. FlUmorris '36, Editor- M.S., of the Biology Department. peppy cheers, led by Dave Roche, Cap- tend. The Football, which is to be in-Chief of the Fordham Monthly. should help with the annual. given as door prize has already been This year's exhibit, renewed after a French Club tain of cheerleaders; then followed a Father Francis X. Talbot, S.J., long-winding snake-dance which autographed by Al Smith, Jim Farley, lapse of some time, was one of the most The first meeting of the French Club Jim Hoey, collector of Internal revenue, Literary Editor ot America, will 3uccessful ever offered by the Mendel (or the year 1933-34 waa called to order reached a finish only after all of Ford- Club. ham Road leading to the Concourse had Fire Commissioner McElligot. Police be the guest speaker. He will talk by the President, Frank X. Brown, '35 Commissioner Valentine, Les Qualley, on Catholic literature. Undergrad- on Thursday, October 18. Inasmuch been traveled by the paraders. At the John Kieran ot the New York Times, uates are invited to attend the PRIZES OFFERED IN as this was the Initial meeting, the pur- completion of another selection of Lou Little, Eddie Dooley, Sam Cordo- pose of the Club was outlined for the cheers, the rally was officially ended, vano, Slip Madigan, Clem McCarthy, meeting and to enroll as members SYMPHONY CONTEST new members. The President, in his with everyone well-satisfied with the Lewis Burton and William Farnsworth of the conference. Opportunities welcoming address, urged all the mem- pre-game demonstration. of the New York American, Michael are offered to members who have An opportunity is offered to Ford- ham composers by Swift and Co., of bers to partake of the activities of the This rally was the first to be given by Foster of The Sun, Fred Collins of the a special inclination towards lit- Club, mentioning the successful an- Valley News, California, E. McCooey Chicago. Two prizes—one ot $1;000 and nuals published by the French Club In the newly formed Senior Council which erature. one of $500—are offered In the Sym- is composed of all officers of school or- and Dr. E. R. Guinan, S.M.U. Frank past years. A call was made for con- Frlsch will autograph it when he ar- Mr. Kmmett Lavery, author of phony Prize Composition Competition, tributors to the Fordham-France, the ganizations who are members of the the new Jesuit play, "The First and the winning composition will be Senior Class. Nell J. Roche, '35, Presi- rives. The ovenlng will be terminated played by the Chicago Symphony Or- Club newspaper. Mention was made with the presentation of a gift to Frank Legion," Mr. George N. Shuster, of the praise this journal received from dent of the Council of Debate, and mem- chestra during the coming season. En- ber of the Senior Class Council, was Frlsch by the Alumni. managing editor o( the Common- tries must be received on or before De- La Crolx, one of the largest French wealth, and other men of promi- Catholic dailies. Both Mr. Basil G. the originator of the rally, and judging The proceeds of the affair, which 1B cember 1, 1934, by the Musical Com- D'Ouakil, Ph.D., Moderator of the from the success of this Initial effort, sponsored by the Harvester Club, will nence in present-day Catholic lit- position Competition, care of Swift & Club, and Mr. Edmund V. O'Sullivan Fordham students may look for other be used for the Missions. Prank X. Nor- erature will be present at this Company, Union Stock Yards, Chi- rallies to precede every important rls, '36, Is the director of the Smoker cago. Each composition must bear a A.B., audressed the assembled mem- meeting. fictitious name. bers. game to be played by the football team committee.

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the most consistent all-around players on the team, a good offensive blocker Coach Ray Morrison Brings and as steady as a rock on the defense. We have an insight into the real worth Looking Them Ouer of these tackles when we realize that Strong Mustang Team Here Truman Spain, acclaimed as one of the finest tackles ever seen on the coast be- with cause of his star performance in the Dallas Eleven Comes Out of Southwest Boasting Fine, St. Mary's game, Is now on the second Interesting Record team. Jim O'Donouan Ray Morrison also has a wealth of material for the guards posts. In fact This Saturday, Ray Morrison Is passes for a total advance of 160 yards. the regular guards on the 1932 eleven THE "SUB" SPEAKS OUT bringing to New York tho greatest Last week the Mustangs literally "Pis said the best place to secure information about yourself swamped the Oklahoma Aggies by n have now been relegated to the fourth Southern Methodist eleven In history. 41-0 score. team. J. C. Wetsel, known as "Iron- is from the foe. The usual procedure in sport is to seek out the The Mustangs have twenty six letter- man" and Pascal Scottino, a sensa- enemy stars for such knowledge. Words from them bear the most Wilson la Star tional Sophomore, are now holding weight and are always most eagerly welcomed. The substitutes men and probably more first class ma Little Bob Wilson, only 5 ft. 10 Inches down the guard posts. James Bradford are unknowns to many. They have a pre-game warmup and then terlal than any other college In the and weighing 148 pounds, Is the star is the regular center on the team. How- of the Pony backfield. He Is a junior retire to the sidelines, unnoticed. What they may say means little country. The game will mark the fourth ever, either Arthur Johnson or Buster to the public. But it is often interesting to learn the opinions of eastern invasion for an S. M. U. eleven and received All-American mention Raborn may start in his stead so evenly last year when lie was the S. M. U. lend- matched are the three. With the re- these unsung players. They see no action but yet experience with the Texas team returning de- ing scorer. He Is pretty near the fastest serves that he has Morrison could just much the same sensations as the players in service. feated only once. and shiftiest back in the Southwest and as well put in a second team or even From the pleasant Ned O'Loughlin, third string Gael half- In 1928 Morrison took to West Point scored three in the first a third eleven almost equally as good back, were gleaned a few impressions he formed during the twenty-five minutes of play this season. as the first. a practically unknown grid eleven and His specialty Is running hack punts thrilling afternoon. gave a great Army team the scare of and going through an open field. Band Coming A GAEL'S IDEA OF FORDHAM their lives, outplaying them mid only Johnny Sprague, the regular quarter- Morrison, In his fifteenth year as "What do I think of Fordham? Well, you know I didn't play losing by 14-13. The Texan Ponies In- back, is the third member of the family head coach, is prouder of this season's today and can form conclusions only as a spectator too. But I vaded Annapolis in 1930 and 1931, beat- to become an outstanding grldman. His squad than of any other he has led. should say that Crowley's team ranks with any we face, though As one of the greatest forward passing ing the Navy twice, 20-7 and 13-7. A eldest brother, Buddy Sprague, was an California seems to hold a slight shade over the Rams. At least All-American tackle for the Army In coaches in the game, he has done more they impressed me with their offensive strength more than Ford- year later the Mustangs went to Syra- 1928 and Howard Sprague captained than anyone else in bringing recogni- cuse and triumphed by 16 to G. the S. M. U. team in 1932 when he re- tion to the ham. through intersectional contests. Com- "You fellows gave us many an anxious moment when Har- Aerial Minded ceived All-Conference honors. Johnny, who Is only a Sophomore, Is 200 pounds ing up with the team to New York will low would call that kick formation. Four plays evolved out of In these games S. M. U. unleashed and stands six feet two, and Is a real be the whole S. M. U. band with Peruna, the alignment and they were hard to handle. Twice the pass to aerial attacks that have since made threat as a blocking back. the twenty-four inch Shetland pony, Borden clicked. The first time on the direct short pass and later who acts as mascot for the Mustangs. them nationally famous. Ray Morri- Harry Shuford, 190 pound fullback when our back was drawn in Sarausky completed a long heave son's whole system Is based on decep- and also the signal caller, bears the to Borden. The flip over center failed in your only attempt but tion and passing. The fact that they brunt of the backfield attack. He Is the it was always a threat, and then we had to worry about long are deep in their own territory does not best line plunger, blocker and signal Bill Gieten Selected m punts. Yes, sir, every time Fordham used that play we just barker who has worn the Mustang Fordham Swimming Captain crossed our fingers. That is we bench warmer*. mean anything to the Mustangs when colors In quite some years. He U both SCORE STARTS ST. MARY'S they get air-minded and the Fordham imart and powerful and is looked upon Coach Mike McDonough has se- ends and backs are sure to be kept busy as the outstanding fullback on the lected Bill Glesen to succeed "In our backfield we had been instructed to watch the flanks all afternoon. Southwest Conference. Frank Leonard as captain of the for Joe Maniaci as we would have little chance to stop him once .1. R. "Jack Rabbit" Smith Is one of Fordham Varsity Swimming team. he skirted our end. When he intercepted our forward we learned Have Won Three the Ponies' leading scorers so far. He Leonard, who was elected to the how true the warning was. After his run the Gaels were more Southern Methodist has won three out Is fast, elusive and one of the best pas- post last spring, was unable to as- than a little disheartened and we slowed up momentarily. It of five games so far this season. In their sers and punters on the squad. Smith sume his duties this season be- came so suddenly. But when we evened the score our players first two contests the Mustangs wal- dashed 05 yards through the whole St. cause of a physical disability. were sure of victory. It put Fordham on the defensive and that's lopped North Texas Teachers and Aus- Mary's team In the game at San Fran- Giesen is considered by muny right where we wanted them. As the game progressed Fordham tin, both by 33 to 0 scores. In their third cisco last year. experts as being the best all- appeared to tire, which eased our path considerably. engagement the Lone Star State repre- around swimmer In Intercollegi- sentatives met the powerful Louisiana The regular ends on the Mustang "Fordham's forward wall gave a remarkable exhibition of eleven ore Captain Raymond Fuqua and ate competition. In past seasons State team. Although they outplayed he has demonstrated his ablflty in grit when they held us with their backs on the goal line. It re- Biff Jones' eleven and gained more Louie Smith. Both are veterans on the minded me of the stand our boys made against you a year ago. team and are real hawks at snaring the 150 yard backstroke, the 50 than twice as many Hist downs, the and 100 yard free-style and in tho Your backfield displayed the only defensive weakness—against Ponies were held to a 14-14 tie. A week passes. Fuqua was also captain of the 1933 eleven and was re-elected this 200 yard medley. He was the only passes—as we had been informed by our scouts." later S. M. U. was upset by Hlce In- Fordham man to place In last BORDEN LOOKS ALL-AMERICAN stitute, the team that had just bowled year, the first time that a grldman has over Purdue. The acoie was 9-0 and been elected twice in the history ot the year's Intercollegiates and the "In your opinion, who was the best player on the field?" we it was a tough one for the Mustangs to college. He is strong on offense and de- only member of the All-Metropoli- queried. "That's a tough one," replied O'Loughlin, "and I don't lose. At one time they hud a first down fense and received All-Conference hon- tan team to take a first place care to single any player for the honor. For Fordham I think Les on the two yard line but fulled to score. ors last season. against Michigan. Borden excelled. His performance stamped him as an All-Ameri- The Ponies made 13 drat downs to 8 Tackles Strong can. But then we had a pair of stars ourselves in Harry Mattos for the Owls but could not seem to Maurice Orr Is both the kick-off ninii and Walter Harriss. Harry, of course, stole the show with his gain the yardage when they needed it. passing and running, while Walter's fine work was apparently The S. M. V. fumbles that Rice recov- and the regular tackle. He weighs 211 ALOA BAKERY & ered in their own territory were also pounds and Is 0 feet, 3 tnchos. On kick- unseen. But it was when Harriss went in at quarter that Ford- very costly for tile Dallas eleven. To offs he consistently boots the ball Into RESTAURANT ham's flaws were uncovered. He played them steadily and give an Idea of what the Southern the and Is exceptionally good Corner 193rd & Webster Ave. shrewdly and drove St. Mary's to the equalizing touchdown. on extra points, a Fordham weak point Methodist aerial attack Is like, the Mor- SPECIAL STUDENT LUNCHEON Later he moved to a halfback post and did some nice ball carry- rison eleven completed 10 out of 28 this fall. Clyde Carter pluys the other tackle for the Mustangs, He In one of Sandwichee, Cakes—Coffee A Cream So ing. WIN FORMADIGAN "You'd be surprised how much this victory means to us. Since September Coach Madigan's sole aim and request of the players was to defeat Fordham. And we came through for 'Slip.' Naturally we hope to win our other games but Fordham was our goal. "After our upset by Nevadu last week Madigan came to us in the dressing room and advised us to forget it with the words, WELCOME FRISCH HOME! 'Fordham is what we want and win it for me.' Today just prior to game time 'Slip' renewed his plea and the boys just couldn't Torchlight Parade, Smoker and Football Rally fail. TOMORROW NIGHT IN THE FORDHAM GYM CHANCE FOR GLORY AHEAD With the strain of maintaining an unbeaten record removed, Manager of World's Champions the Crowleymen can now prepare to make life miserable for ;heir ether intersectional opponents. Fordham lost very little in the St, Mary's defeat. The Rams played a great game and "The Fordham Flash" Guest of Honor wtr-t dow.i fijjhtivg against n more powerful eleven. The Gaels nrst bo. nted os one of the best in the country and Fordhnm made tiiem prove it, MEET Coach Ci owley can send Fordham stock skyrocketing with mpressive wins over Southern Methodist, Tennessee and Pur- RAY MORRISON, MiiMang Mentor 'hie, Triumphs over this trio will add to Forrtham's national itardlnjf iin/l still oblige consideration for a I'tismdenti invitation. "SLEEPY JIM" CROWLEY, Ram Couch FORTUNATE FUMBLE A BOOMERANG LES BORDEN, ihe Crooning Cupluln 111 spite of all the advance publicity St. Mnry'.s did not hesi- to employ their famous forward fumble when an oppor- And n Host of Sport mid Slugo Celebrities fcnn'ly urose. And they did it whim it was most obvious. Tho Gaels had made 11 sensational 70 yard march down tho field Program Under Wuy nl 81OO P, M. without tho slightest Indication of a slip. Yet when they reached the JO yui'fl murker whoro teams arc careful not to make a mls- ENTERTAINMENT : SMOKES cuo. Schrolber WIIH guilty of fumbling. But this didn't bother the GB.O!H for Pnnrlno was present to recover on Fonlhum'n three vnrcl line, Thin was turned 11 "mcru i-olnciilunee" by a Saint Mfiiy'n player, Howcvor, It developed Into a boomerang as the Boms fought HO dnsporatoly that tho Gaels lost 12 yards and p»s- sesHion of the ball, FORDHAM RAM, OCTOBER 25, 1934 PAGE 5 MAROON LEADER PRAISES ST. MARY'S TEAM ftorden Lauds M«ragans Making First Down Against Rams League Football Gaels' Power Sees Good Start 10 St. John's Juniors Tie Sopho- Ram Captain Calls Maltos more Team AB-B us Frosh Outstanding Player ABA Win on Field This year's interclass touch-football Outstanding In the Fordham defea league, under the promotion of the In- ,. the hands of the MoragM Mam- tramural Athletic Board, began Its Iths last Saturday was Captain Lei schedule Friday afternoon with three Borden, as line a wlngman as ever wore games listed. The contests, played on Z, Maroon of Rose Hill. The Everett. the quadrangle, drew a large gather- Mass representative played 60 minutes ing. ' hard football, a tower of strength on defense and a clever pass receiver in In the Senior League, the St. John's ,he Kam's short-lived passing attack Juniors with Ray Eldred at their head When questioned on the result of the were fortunate in seeming a scoreless contest, Les replied frankly, "St. tie against Sophomore AD-B. Forced MMy's was too powerful for us. We back to their goal line by a hard block- were outweighed about twelve pounds ing and well knit team, the Juniors . tlio man. And besides they had as three times withstood Sophomore speedy a backfleld as I have ever seen. charges from tho live yard line. St Mary's had the deadly combination In the Freshman League, two games of'speed and power. That's a hard one were scheduled. In the first, Class AB-A 10 beat. I don't believe that any team ran loughshod over a lighter but hard I,, the East could have coped with Slip fighting BS-B by the score of 12 to I). Madlgan's charges the way they were UusliiiiK the pigskin down to the 10 playing ball on Saturday. yard line in the first quarter, the AB "Fordham's only chance was to have men lost the ball only to recover it on Us line at full force. And when Al Sabo a blocked . On the next play, be- was forced to the sidelines with his hind strong interference, Clinton scored head injury, our hopes for victory the opening touchdown. Later In the failed. That was our toughest break second half, Clinton passed to Larkln It's funny, too. At the beginning o£ for the last score. practice, the tackle posts seemed to be The remaining game between Frosli the strongest positions. But then things AB-H and AB-D was awarded to B when began to happen. First Sarno broke his their opponents defaulted. ankle, then Joe Ludinowicz came out The Board, organized by Father of tie Bo3ton game with his wrist bones Thomas H. Moore, Student Counselor, fractured. Thon Coach Crowloy moved has begun its program with promising Vlnce Lombardl over from the guard success. The rules for the game have post. But he too was put out of com- been well chosen, retaining the finer mission In scrimmage last week. With points of King Football, and dropping all our regular tackles out of action those which might lead to injury. Foi'dham was lost. With Sabo In the Blocking, passing and other elemental^ of the fall sport have been preserved, game, it would have been a different —Wide World Photo story." but tackling is not allowed. Powerful Cwuel line brushes Fortlham forward wall aside ait Mallo* plows through center for Tho class teams have been segre- Who was the outstanding player on first down. gated into two leagues. The Senior the Held? "Mattos, of course," replied League consists of Sophomore, Junior Les, "he was a revelation." We were Manlacl, Misklnis and Sarausky are and Senior groups. The Freshmen com- expecting nothing but passes from "the SPORTSHOTS By Tom Lenahan names to be reckoned with even if they prise the other. Horse." Hut he showed us plenty of can't spell or pronounce them. This year the teams have been con- plimglnK ability. Mattos was compara- I might add that I'll hope for, and fined to ten men apiece, giving more tively light, considering the weight of .Vo(c—// the Denial ami humor' The drowsy gentleman claims the you better pray for, a more entertain- ous Mr. Madlaim of St. Mary's was con. range for end runs and wide open plays. the rest of tho St. Mary's backfleld men, same Alma Mater as I. Now I am In- ing weekend on the banks of the Har- tented with the loelfarc of Ms coaching Under a referee supplied by the Board, but lie had more drive than any of the clined to think that he must have been lem than I experienced. each game is divided into periods of others. The way he handled that pig- •otifempoidilcs, we believe the malls 0/ associated with bad company before en his week would carry such a message Sympathetically yours, ten minutes with a fire minute rest skin was a mystery. And could he toss tering the fallowed halls of Notra to Ruy Morrison of Southern Meth "SLIP" MADIGAN. between the halves. 'em. Last year, Harry only passed. Last Dame. These shady companions must oitist.) Saturday, he both passed and ran. have contorted his conceptions of en- That's just about the story of our de- En route to California. tertainment, and the good Fathers of leat. Oct. 25,1934. the Holy Cross undoubtedly never had an opportunity to correct it. They tell "Against the Gaels, we played heads Mr. Ray Morrison, me James was a bear for cutting up ball. But the odds were against us. Head Football Coach, classes during his stay at South Bend. Leo Paquln was a corking end; Fred Southern Methodist University, Harlow tried his utmost to outguess St. Dallas, Texas. If last Saturday afternoon was enter- Mary's; Maniacl did a pretty piece of taining for me, I'm through having fun running on his 80 yard dash, and don't Dear Ray: for life, I was up and I was down. I forget Julie Misklnis, who backed up I see by the papers that you and fumed and I ranted. I chewed a fifty- the line In the best Siano tradition." our Mustangs are being "entertained" cent manicure to nothingness, and What about St. Mary's? "Well, llrst by Jim Crowley and his Fordham Rams when Maniacl made that touchdown and foremost, there was Mattos, a) this coming Saturday at the Polo dash swooned and almost swallowed nightmare all afternoon. And this fel- Grounds in New York. And reading this a costly pair of store teeth. Lord, man, low Schroiber showed us plenty in tho it behooves me, as an old friend and It was terrific. Between the halves, first half. Nlchellni lived up to his repu- rival, to drop you a few lines, as most Jack Downey, our trainer, had to leave tation. And lu the line, Madlgan had letter-writers Invariably say, concern- the players and apply ice cakss to my Eddie Kidelatz, a beautiful end, a de- ing the famous Mr. Crowley and his throbbing brow and hair dye to my mon paas receiver and a boar at cover- Rams. graying locks. Ing punts. Then there was Yezerski, If you, too, are wont to take time out To my ultimate relief, however, one Melster, anil the rest. They wore just occasionally to scan the collections of of my lads was not fooled by the ques- too big." typographical errors that decorate our tionable hospitality of the horns guard. news-stands every day, you are doubt- Patterned an* named after one of the GAEL GAME lessly aware that the Gaels and I also characters that grace the delightful were "entertained" by the somnolent fiction of Damon Runyon, he saved my (Continued from page 1) sage of Rose Hill and his stooges over life and the day for St. Mary's. Maybe minute old, it WUB Mattos to Erdclatz, he past week-end. you read about "Harry the Horse" Mattos. Some boy, take my word for it. his time for the winning score. Tatro's The purpose of this humble attempt bto It would do you and S. M. U. well to <* «f the St. Mary's punt, and the at epistolary elegance Is a dlscusBlon have a prototype of him on your squad, resultant safety was n mere anticlimax of the word "entertained" as employed for your weekend party with the Rams. , ""' a'"** tragedy that stalked tho )y Shamus and his proteges. I recall Our deceitful and socially impossible darkening Held. that It was away back when I was first hosts gave my other backs plenty of bedecked in the glad rags of little Lord Harry * Harrier? trouble. Fellows bearing the terrifying Fauntelroy that a loving mother took 'ordham knew about this uombina- cognomens of Al "Moraga Fast Freight" le on her knee and first explained said '»» <>f Mattos to Erdelatz. They had Nlchellni, "Killer Kelly" Kelloag and il lll8t :erm In an attempt to satisfy the boyish ,, " War. They knew Harry tho "Hurricane Herb" Schrieber didn't :urlosity that little lads of that age i»r»e us a hurler, but not as a harrier. live up to their names, even if they isually possess. "*n Hustling Harry cntorod the could be lived up to. They went to iiiooree, the Maroon secondly laid From that time, to me, the word has town against other opposition this fall, "•M 'or passes. ilways been synonymous with gaiety but they looked like a Hook of wash "Don't worry, fellows, this shirt v ' »1 rightly. Mattos threw six or nd the good things that are associated women after a hard day at the tubs won't shrink." ( ™«n immediately with more or less »lth It. However, last Saturday after- when It came their turn to tot« the hZZ Tll(m h0 "'"M 'o run. And loon, I began to distrust the accuracy apple against the bad boys from the As streamlined as a tarpon — the Arrow Mitoga 2 Wio liorso did runl Twelvo suc- >f my none too extensive vocabulary Bronx. 'or the first time. shirt is scientifically tailored to conform to the con- »lve times he hit tho lino on a simple But, praises be, not so with "Harry Hlnu Prior to the formal Introduction of tour of your body. Large roomy shoulders, narrow ,,"',* ° t «nul u\t '"'•. IlnrrlBB, outgeneraling tho disarming manner, that he and his After It was all over James demanded llllt0l )0 r Hiu'k "I"I" " - ' '"» secomiiiry wan henchmen woulould do their utmost to that I produce the hop gun we shot our H " "»«'k huoaiiHo of MuttOH' roputa- make our wllKn ()) iot suspect anything nt the time. PAGE 6 FORDHAM HAM, OCTOBER 25, 1934

GAEL GAME VICTORIOUS GAEL GRIDMEN AND COACH OPPONENTS'SCORES What Fordham's opponents during (Continued from Page 5) forward wall was split wide open, us 1: the coming weeks did last Saturday. a meteor liml passed through. It was Southern Methodist ran roughshod very fundamental pluy, hut Forduan over Oklahoma A. and M. of the Mis- was powerless to bottle it, souri Valley Conference, 41 to o. The Nearly linlt oC St. Mury's .400 ynrdi Mustang backs scored almost at will from scTimimiKo ciimo us n result ol this play. The Gaels just mussed inter over their opponents, who weren't even ference at tho strategic point nnil Bl able to penetrate the defense of the through the vacuum, Texans to any great extent. Fardham Backs Too Light? Alabama's Crimson Tide swept over Tennessee, 13 to 6. The game was fea- You had to hit Mnttos low, or hi tured by the great play of Mlllard How- would carry you for..yards. Honlei ell, Crimson backfield ace, who kicked, Misklnls and Ladroga were the onl passed and ran the Southerners to men who could stop him dead, becaus victory. For the Volunteers, Breezy they alone used the shoe-string tackle, Vaughn and Pete Craig starred, the lat- And with such light men hacking up the ter plunging over from the one yard forward wall, as Hurlow, Sarota, Ctir- line after a pass from Vaughn to ran and Palau, the big Gael hacks just Palmer had shoved the Tide back deep wojild, not stop, Into their own territory. Worn out from tho terrific heating that caused four men to he carried On last Friday night, 's bodily from tho Hold, the Hams know Temple OWIB licked the West Virginia where the play was coming, were there Mountaineers by a 28 to 13 count. The to stop it, and could not. Pennsylvanians displayed a fast mov- The rest of the Moragans' importan ing, deceptive offense which the Vir- gains came through the air, seemingly ginians couldn't meet. with the greatest of ease. Nichellni With Duane Purvis and Jim Carter, looked good skirting the ends, but Purdue's "touchdown twins," making doubt it his outside sorties netted runs of 80 and 64 yards respectively twenty-five yards all afternoon. for scores, the Boilermakers swept over It was fourth down and six to go, Wisconsin, and started once again on when the Gaels went to tho air for vie their winning ways. tory. Fordhnm played a man to man Nat Maculowitz led the N, Y. U. pass defense, but Erdelatz managed to eleven to a 12 to 7 win over Lafayette. drift into the end zone and snared the The Violet quarterback scored on two pass with a spectacular catch. brilliant runs of 47 and 35 yards through the whole visiting team ami ac- But the game was not lost on this counted for his team's total score. play alone. Had St. Mary's lieen halted here, they would have found another way to win. (Probably by fumbling over the goal line, one of their liest THE offensive weapons.) But, bigger and stronger, with move endurance than PALMS RESTAURANT the Maroon men, they realized their edge and knew they were going to win. 213 EA8T 1SSTH STREET Just East of Grand Concourse It was a trifle unexpected to see DINING, DANCING, ENTER- Manlacl outrun the much publicized St. Mary's trackteatn. Also to see Lad- It was a battle at' ends against Fordham came back strong at the 165 Broadway, New York City. Mr. TAINMENT EVERY NITE roga and McArdle outsprlnt the ends lasseva. If Bovden and Paquin had beginning ot the second half, and for Carroll was an Instructor at Fordham going down under punts. a while St. Mary's looked very bad in- SPECIAL LUNCH, 45c lot harassed Mattos so much In the first Preparatory School from '29 to '34— alf, the score would have been much deed. But you pay off on the final score. No Cover Charge Ever St. Mary's discarded the Balbo shift nrger. It' Enlelatz and Pcnnino had Graduated from Fordham U Law For Reservations Phone For. 4-97S0 after it failed to gain in the first quar- lot come In so fast on Sarausky he JOINS LAW FIRM School cum laude .Tune 1932. Prof. PRIVATE BANQUET HALL ter, but their success with the end- fould never have wafted the ball to Paul B. Carroll, '29, is now associated John F. X. Finn of faculty of Fordham ALL OCCASIONS around more than made up for that. he ineligible Misklnls. with law firm of Lorenz and Lorenz, School of Law is a partner in this firm.

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KOSTI'XAlNfiTZ OIICllKSTIM AMI FORDHAM RAM, OCTOBER 25, 1934 MARS OF DOWNTOWN PAGE 7 DIVISION REORGANIZEEORGANI Mite Box Return* WEEKLY NOTICES Show Slight Increase CORRALINO OF MU8TANQ8 COAST DESIROUS TO THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25— of One-Act Play Pre- CERTAIN, 8AY RAMSTBRS SEE RAMS IN ACTION ed on October 20th The result ot the Mite Box col- Council of Debate meeting it 3:15 lection for the current semester p. m. In Council Rooms. Madigan Tells Alumni of showed a slight Improvement over F. S.M. .'Fordham Friars," the dramatic or- last year's returns. French Club at 2:30 p. m. in Admin- McGurn, Editor-in-Chief.. 20 14 Fordham's Popularity ganization of Fordham College, Man- A total ot $93.15 was realized. istration Building. Lenahan, Sports Editor... 14 0 hattan Division, presented a series of Of tills sum the Freshman class Jersey Club at 12 noon in Freshman O'Donovari 14 12 While further uptown, one faction of contributed 526,06; the Junior Dobson 19 13 ,lays at tlie second of the regular semi- Building No. 6. loyal Fordhsmltes were staging a rally monthly meetings of the organization class 524.93; the Sophomores and Brown 7 0 on the Campus, the same time down- Seniors $21.28 and $19.75 respec- Holy Rotary Sodality at 11:50 a. m. Canning 7 6 Saturday afternoon, Oct. 20th. town In the Fraternity Club Building, on tively. In lower church. Audi 13 7 o( one act Iavs the Fordham University Alumni Asso- The 8i'°"P " P - Illustra- Junior "A" led all classes with FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26— Barsa 19 14 tive of the development of the drama $5.28; Sophomore B. S. "A" took Mulligan 10 0 ciation was staging a similar assem- Glee Club rehearsal it 2:30 p. m. In Horan 14 6 ho time of the Greeks until the first place in second year with blage In the guise of a smoker. from t $2.1)5; B. S. "B" was first in Fresh- Collins Auditorium. McManon 3 2 present began with scenes from "Slip" Madigan of football fame and man with $5.25. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27— Donovan ...... 20 13 "Agamemnon" and also from one of the particularly of St. Mary's shared the Father Joseph E. Beglan, S.J., Southern Methodist ve. Fordham (t Hughes 10 7 comedies of Plautus. Other plans for urged the members of the Har- Albert 0 20 limelight with Coach "Sleepy Jim" 11,1s year's program were announced by vester Club at the meeting on Oc- Polo Grounds. Consensus 10 t Crowley as the main guest of the eve- John Lnrmour, President of the Friars, tober 1 publicize the Mite Box col- MONDAY, OCTOBER 29— ning, In a short talk he mentioned the lections. high regard In which Fordham is held at Ihe first meeting of the group on Opening of Annual Retreat. GRADUATES NAMED TO TUESDAY, OCTOBER 30— on the Coast and also the desire of Oct. 6th. MISSION COMMITTEECoast football fans to see Fordham play FELLOWSHIPS AWARDED Second Day of Retreat. In addition to the one-act-play con- In the Rose Bowl. test, the Friars have also scheduled the GRADUATE STUDENTSWEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31— Frs. Scally and Jeffers Aid In another short talk Coach Crowley regular varsity production and, during Retreat Exercises Continue. Catholic Students' Mis- explained In detail the feature* of Mi Lent, will offer a religious drama to an Eighteen Work for Degrees THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1— sion League new shift. He also went on to state that Invited audience. All social and enter- in Physics, Biology All Saints Day. Retreat clous with his gquad was mentally in fine shape. tainment features, which are being and Chemistry Mass and General Communion. Two Fordham graduates, Father He concluded with one of his humorous planned for the organization, have been John J. Scally, '18, Assistant Diocesan stories for which he is well-known. entrusted to Horace Sharrow, Vice- The Fordhnm University Graduate Director of the Society for the Propa 'Judge" Carbery was also in attend- president. This year's program Includes School offers Graduate Fellowships Freshman Awards leading to the degrees of Master of Arts gatlon of the Faith, and Father Yin ance and he voiced his opinion with a series of talks giving the background or Science and, ultimately, to the de- cent Jeffers, '28, are members of the that of Crowley that he thought "the of theatrical history which the plays B. J. Daenzer and D. V. Duff gree of Doctor of Philosophy or Science. clerical committee, recently selected to toys would go places on the morrow." will illustrate. Noted critics will be In conjunction with this work, fellow- Win Gold, Silver Medals The evening was also marked with ships are given which permit a fellow assist in the program of the Catholic Invited to offer their comments and excellent entertainment which Included to pursue graduate studies while acting Awards were recently announced for Students Mission League which met also lead discussions on various con- feats of magic, renditions of popular as instructors in their particular de- the Freshman February Class of 1934, Wednesday, Oct. 3, In the New York temporary theatrical subjects. ballads and also a musical unit which partments at the same time. The follow- which was in session from February to diocesan office of the Society for the James McNearny, secretary, an- ing are among those now holding fel- Found immediate favor among the au- August of this year. Each year a silver Propagation of the Faith. The Rev. nounced the club's roster has been In- lowships: : Hence. creased to forty by the admission of and a gold medal is given to the two Thomas J. McDonnell, Director of the In the Biology Department—James Catholic Student Mission League, pre- Hftcen students who have become ap- Forbes, B.S., '32, John K. Kouba, B.S., men in the class with the highest gen prentices. '34, Mr. G. .1. Hennessy, S.J., of the New eral scholastic standing. sided at the meeting which was ad- Ethics Notes in Book Form England Province, and Mr. John J. The gold medal for the highest hon- dressed by the Right Hev. Msgr. Wil- O'Brien, S.J. ors is awarded to Bernard John Daen- liam Qulmi, P.A., National Director of The mimeographed Ethics text now Sodalities In the Chemistry Department—Au- zer. the Society for the Propagation of the ised in the Senior Class will appear in gust H. Brunner, B.S., '34, Frank J. Kas- Faith for the United States. iook form sometime in February. The zuba, M.S., '33, Jacob h. Keller, A.B., The silver medal for second honors It was In behalf of the work of this 100k, "Liberty, Its Use and Abuse," is Senior Sodality Discusses '33, Mr. James J. Pallace, S.J., Frank is awarded to Daniel V. Duff. PIckel, B.S., '33, Roy Plzzarello, B.S., committee, which is intended to arouse iy. Father Ignatius W. Cox, S. J., pro- Legion of Decency Those students with an average of '33, Mr. Anthony J. Quevedo, S.J., lessor of Ethics at Fordham College, eighty-five per cent or over for tBe en- the missionary zeal of the Catholic Frank A. Sullivan, M.S., St. Joseph's, idoption of this text has been contem- John T. Mooney, '35, addressed the tire year are entitled to honorable men- youth of the diocese, that the Rev. John Philadelphia, '30, Mr. Albeit M. Vadja, lated by other Catholic Colleges in- meeting of the Immaculate Conception B.S., '34, and Raymond M. Wall, tion. The list for the class is: J. Scally, '18, Assistant Diocesan Direc- Sodality In the upper chapel on Wed- M.S., '32. Honorable Mention tor of the Society for the Propagation luding St. Peter's, Jersey City. nesday, Oct. 17. He inaugurated a series William Henry Coogan, Joseph Thomas of the Faith, addressed the students of of talks on the "Legion of Decency." In tho Physics Department—Mr. Sev- Hart, Arthur George Hopkins, Terence erln J. tieorge, S.J., William Moody, Fordham College, Thursday, Sept. 27. The corrupt Influence which the movies Jt. Hovcrter, Aloyslus Daniel Juffey, Wil- B.S., '32, Frank Rio, M.S., '33. This, in turn, is part of a universal have on children was discussed briefly, liam Benedict MacGutre, Jr., John Fran- Compliments Mr. Joseph E. Gallery, S.J., is doing and the speaker emphasized the fact cis Sexton, Harold Edward Spille, William movement that purports to have the that even Catholic college students are graduate work In the School of Social Catholic laity share in the mission Service. Francis Steinhugler, Daniel Lawrence of the not free from the Influence of the Stonehrldse. work of the church by their prayers movies. Mr. Mooney entreated the So- and membership. Campus Store dalisls as Catholics to subscribe to the Appointment! Legion of Decency movement, arguing that art In movies will be higher only Leo J. Hlckey, appointed last June then tlie pictures are made clean. by President Franklin D. Roosevelt to FOOTBALL the post of United States Attorney for Nell K. Itoche, another speaker at the Eastern District of New York, grad- Polo Grounds He meeting, urged the support of the uated from the Fordham Law School in Next Sunday Catholic publication, "The Queon's 1912. Mr. Hlckey is a native of Brook- Oct. 28th—2:30 P. M. Work," by obtaining more subscrip- lyn and a graduate of St. Francis Col- tions. \ lege and Fordham University Law NEW YORK Gilbert i. Nelligan, '35, will give tiie School. He Is president of the Cathe- FOOTBALL GIANTS FOR FORDHAM MEN second of the series of talks on the dral Club, and a trustee of the Brook- WITH AND Legion of Decency at the next meeting lyn Bar Association. »f the Sodality. JOHN DELL ISOLA Mr. Hickoy succeeded Howard W. VS. Best Defensive Player Holy Rosary Sodality Amell, Republican, who was appointed PHILADELPHIA by President Hoover. GETS A LONG'S HAT The Holy Itosary Sodality, for Fresh- EAGLES FREE «n and Sophomores, met on Thura- To the Fordhim nan wKo make, the belt defensive pliy in etch Inrer- Elected Fellow "V.Oct. IS, at 11:50 A. M. in the lower Upon presentation of thia ad at the collfgiatt vanity football game wt will jivt a Long'. Hit Free! Coach »«Pel. Father John J. Colligan, the At tlie unnuul convention held in Bos- office of N. Y. FOOTBALL CHANTS, Crowley will appoint a judge to select the winner. ton last week, Dr. Frederick a. Dllger, 11 West 42nd St., bearer will be en- moderator of the Sodality, spoke of the titled to one or more regular $2.20 WPose ot the sodality and the Meals Mod. '21, of Teaneck, N. J., was elected GRANDSTAND tickets at 11.10 18c Cambric Handkerchiefs 10c 50c New Fall Hosiery 22c each. »»Wi a Socialist should have a Fellow of the American College of Surgeons. 50c Shirts and Shorts 26c Long's $5 Fall Shoes $2.88 $1 SILK NECKWEAR Broadcloth Shirts Hand Made Construction Regular $1.75 Value Scotch Plaldi, Rigl- Pro > shrunk custom ^ ^ _ mental and Colloflo tailored, whits or solid* 1 AA Strlpci, solid colora, colors. Pins 13txM* I UV novalty effsota. Also count. Also funciss. I rabbltt hair and wool Collar attached or * knit neckband

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See GEOROE RAFT in "MMEIIOUSE NIC/IITS," his forthcoming Paramount Picture PAGE 8 FORDHAM RAM, OCTOBER 25, 1934 for the Christmas Dance of the organl. RESEARCH COUNCIL Hughes Society Anglican Church Diteu$$ed State Clubs Plan tatlon were discuised. The following GRANTS FELLOWSHIPS At Alumni Sodality were nominated for chairman of Uio Postpones Debate Winter Socials Dance Committee: Philip Barry, '3c Aim to Develop Trained The ftrst :nonthly MBBS at the Thomas Cooley, '36, Henry Canton, '35 Workers in Field of Fordham Ui ilversity Alumni So- B-L-I Elects New Treasurer; and Gerald Ryan, '35, Social Science Self-Expression Is Subjec dality was olebrated In the Uni- Other Groups Nominate The members of the New Jersey of Open Forum at versity Chapel, Sunday, October club nominated Walter A. SproulB, "35 The Social Science Research Councl Chairmen Weekly Meeting 21, at nine {'clock. The Sodality, and JameB J. Nagle, '35, for Chairman has announced that Research Training of which Ftther Michael J. Ma- Joseph J. Healey, '36, was elected of the Dance Committee. At the Octo. Fellowships and Qrants-in-Aid of Re Treasurer of the Brooklyn Long Island her meeting the Club Is raffling off tick, search are open for 1935-1936. The main The weekly debate scheduled for Oct. honey, S.J., is Moderator, holdB Club to replace Thomas B. O'Brien, '36, ets for the Tennessee-Fordham game. purpose of the Council In granting 22 by the Hughes Debating Society its monthly noetlngs at Fordham. who did not return to college, at the these Fellowships is to assist In the has been postponed until Nov. 12. The Father Aloyslus J. Hogan, S.J., The Connecticut Club, which met on Thursday, October t8th decided to development of an adequate number o! question which will then be debated Is: Rector of Fordham University, meeting on Friday, October 19. P. Campbell Brown, '35, and John J. Mc- hold the club's Christmas Dance at the well-trained research workers in th "Resolved: that the practice of self was the gues speaker at the Com- Stratford Hotel, Bridgeport, Connect!. Held of the social sciences, including expression, as enjoyed by students In munion Brea ifaBt, held in the Col- Laughlin, '35, were nominated as can- cut. The chairman for this affair win Economics, Social, Economic and Po- many American colleges, is fallacious lege Dining Hall after the Mass. didates for the chairmanship of the be elected at the next meeting. 1 litical History and Social Aspects of In theory and harmful In practice. The subject of Father Hogan's Dance committee, for which elections At the last meeting of the Vermont Related Disciplines. The affirmative side will be taken by will be held at the next meeting. Club held during the week of October speech was the Anglican Church. 8th the following were elected to office The first type of fellowship is open John Harrington '38 and Morris Father Hogah likened the Angli- The flrsl meeting of the Upstate New tor the coming year; President Basil to those who have either received their Sweeney '38 and the negative by can Church to the empty building York Club was held on Thursday, Octo- H. Candon, '35; Vice-President, T. Francis Burke '37 and John Cotter '37. bachelor's degree or will receive It be- in the poem of Joyce Kilmer's, ber 18, at which over twenty new mem- Douglas McKay, '36; Treasurer, Will There will be no meeting of the so- liam C. Shouldlce, '36. fore July 1, 1935. The Pre-Doclora' "The House With Nobody In It." bers were admitted and arrangements class is open to candidates for the Doc- ciety for the next two weeks because tor of Philosophy degree who will of the retreat and retreat holiday. Although th i Anglican Church have completed their courses and ex- Since there was no debate at the possessed all the externals of a aminations before the end of the cur- meeting the topic for the next meeting true church yet the necessary WE DO BELIEVE IN GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP rent school year. The third class is for was discussed. Mr. Harold J. McAuley, fundamentals are lacking, espe- and try to bring Sportimanihip into buiintu. moderator of the society, observed dally logical reasoning. In the At good iportt we offer a 15.00 Knox Hat to th* outstanding player of those who have either their Ph. D. or that the principle of self-expression each game—football and basketball. its equivalent in training and experi- presumes a self to express, and before Anglican veislon, religion and SELECTION TO BE MADE BY "RAM" SPORT* EDITOR ence, The last class, the Grants-ln-Aid graduation from college we rarely have logic do not Biem to hi reconciled of Research, Is open to mature scholars that self to express. John Barry '37, in the one church. Father Hogan BEDFORD RESTAURANT whose ability has been effectively dem- the chairman, initiated the discussion among the members, and the mod- also called tie attention of the 2761 Webater Avt., N. Y. C. (near E. 19Sth St.) Ford. 44542 onstrated by published work. The Sodallsts to I he intention of the amounts of the stipends range from irator made several interesting sug- STEAKS—CHOPS—SEA POOD—SPECIAL STUDENT LUNCHEONS gestions. Messrs. Barry, Donahue, Holy Father HOT AND COLD SANDWICHES—WATCH OUR DAILY SPECIALS one thousand dollars for the first type ;b convert the ene- Solinger, Coogan, Anderson and Burke mies of the to as high as two thousand five hun- 3hurch to the true MEET TONY THE LOBSTER MAN were prominent among those who religion. dred dollars for married Fellows of the spoke during the discussion. Maurice J. Colbert, Mgr. fourth class.

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CupyrlKlit, 1031, NEVER GET ON YOUR NERVES! il. J. Ht-ynoltli Tobioea FORDHAM RAM, OCTOBER 25, 1934 PAGE 9 Fordham Represented DINNER TALK AT THE LIDO AFTER THE GAME In Sodality Group Regains Faith Off Campus Miskinis, center—That fellow Mattos Ludinowiez, guard—St. Mary's was Five hundred delegates of the Sodal- Former Student Praises | had hips like a swivel. That's why heno super team. They were just a good ball club. icith John Hocun Ity of Our Lady, representing every sec- Father Mahoney >'as so hard to stop. tion of the United States, besides dele- N'itka, end—Well, losing a game on the Bill Curran, halfback—And West Saturday always means scrimmlnge the gations from Canad^.«.a uuandu ulth6e rnilipPhilip-- In th ecommunication communicationss sectio sectionn o off th thee next Wednesday! SAO BUT TRUE Oetoljer 20 lssue of Maryland beat Boston, 40-0! pine Islands, met at the Palmer House America, a former Harlow. quarterback—I still think Paquin, end—This spaghetti is cer- To determine the quality of the mind tainly spoiling my appetite for the in Chicago for the 1934 Sodality Con- pupil of Father Michael J. Mahoney, that all St. Mary's fumbles were acci- trained liy a four year college course, steak. vention on July C. Edward A. Martin, of Philosophy in Senior, | dents j tackled that fellow on the three die Carnegie Foundation for the Ad- Borden. captain—Give me some ice '34, was elected chairman of the Reso- has written a letter in which she re- iard line, and he was having plenty of cream in a hurry. I want to get out of vancement of Teaching spent six yearB lutions Committee at a preliminary veals how, after receiving an education trouble hanging on to the ball. here. studying educational Institutions in meeting. Herman J. Herbert, '35, and in secular schools, her faith was under- Pennsylvania. A few findings result- Edward B. HcDermott, '3G, were made mined by the tolerant attitude of most Ing from Intelligence, cultural and members of the committee. of her professors toward religion. general knowledge tests given to many The Convention opened on July 6 In telling of her experiences, she thousands of students are as follows: after an address of welcome by Most ays: "Having received all my higher A Fordham Institution: Thirty percent of all seniors In six Rev. Bernard J. Shiel, Auxiliary Bishop education in secular schools, I special- ized In science. I took about 100 hours colleges ranked below the average of Chicago. During the three days of of it in various universities. At the end freshman in the general culture tcBts. the duration of the Convention, resolu- of that time, though outwardly pro- Average college sophomores knew the tions covering every phase of Catholic fessing my Faith, I secretly harbored meaning of 55 out of 100 commonly Action were passed, to be publicized used words. Two more years of ex- many doubts. 1 now blush to admit that Crawford Clothes and utilized in the Sodality program of I believed my church would have to posure enabled them to recognize 62 ihe current year, change many of her views. The tolerant out of 100. Average Intelligence of The Legion of Decency was actively attitude of most of my professors to- seniors in four high schools was above supported by the delegates assembled, ward religion did more to undermine that of the average sophomore candi- and cooperation with the organization Offers an appropriate combination advocated. Questions of racial and in- my faith than the bitterness of fete. I date for an education degree. ternational relations were discussed in avoided facing problems for I thought The group responsible for this dis- lively fashion. The attitude of the So- my church could not answer them. At illusioning investigation points to thedality toward modern economic and po- last an agnostic drove me up to Ford- credit system as one of the reasons for litical affairs was outlined, and a defi- ham to get the answers. That was five The Official Fordham nite program is being drawn up. the failure to really educate college stu- years ago. Five years ago I began to Mr. Martin was especially commend- dents. They feel that too much empha- ed for his handling of the Resolutions live; fire years ago 1 learned to think sis Is placed on grades as barometers Committee at the banquet on July 9. for the first time in my life under the Undergraduate Key of knowledge, culture and intelligence. The Convention ended in an inspiring able guidance of Father Mahoney; five ANENT THE FRATS address by the Rev. Daniel A. Lord, years ayo I found that the greater the S.J., of the Queen's Work office in St. Some iti/ormalion collected from intellect the more readily it bowed in with any Louis and National Director of thehumble obedience before a Babe. I shud- hither and yon concerning those great Sodality of Our Lady. der to think that but for an agnostic I American Institution* within institu- should never have known all this." tions, coKetre fraternities. Union Col- Profesaor Weds Suit, Topcoat, or Overcoat lej/e at Schenectady, N. Y., is termed the Mr. Douglas John Hennessey, '29, Professor of Qualitative Chemistry In "ilother of Fraternities," five present Sophomore B.S., will be married to Miss tltiy nationals having been founded Ann Maria Murray on Saturday, Octo- JACK SCHARFMAN at there. • . .There are 8/ undergraduate ber 27. The ceremony will take place /raff In the United States today. . . .A in St. Joseph's Church, Paterson, X. J. "The Hatter" survey of ISO schools showed that the '60% of Our Student! Are Colltgi Trained Fordliaui's Hat Shop scholarship averages of fraternity men A Complete Line of Univerilty Styles $18.75 were higher than those of the non-pin —DRAKE— variety. Of course the brothers will do $2.65 to $5.00 Cold Weather Tip: Secretarial — Journalism Now LocaUd at 24M Grand Con count anything for each other. . . .All frat DAY, NIGHT «id AFTtt IUSINESS CLASHS At Fordham Road We have a limited number of genuine Montagnac Overcoat* POSITIONS SECURED - ENROLL NOW Room 207 Waflntr Bldg. members at Marguette U. have their Amtntcti /tfrgtff cta'n •>/ Buiinm at $18.75. Drop in and investigate. names, characteristics, peculiarities, «W StcrtlmJ Stlwolt mi Cotltgtt RAY ELDRED '38, Rtprawntativt FODDHAM ROAD and GRAND CONCOURSE etc., listed with the local police depart- TaUpfcM* lAywwid 9.2344 Offeri a hat tach garni to th» outstand- Wit STREET .nd ST. NICHOLAS AVENUE ing Fordham football player. ment. .. .At the University of Holland — TttophoMi WMnwtfc 3-2000 ———— unique customs govern the conduct of Other Drake Schools In All Boroa fraternity pledges. Each must have his CRAWFORD hair entirely shaved off, enter the house by a window and under no cir- Value! CUSTOM r^'i CLOTHES cumstances is allowed to use the door. THREE STORES ON FORDHAM ROAD . . ,ani a fine of six dollars, or a jail You will not obtain greater value JAMAICA sentence of six days is imposed upon NEW YORK BRONX 168-05 Jamaica Av«. any co-ed caught wearing a frat pin at for your money anywhere in town. 100 Fifth Ave. 10 East Fordham Rd. 378 Eaat Fordham Rd. NEWAKK 162 Saventh Avt. 80 Market St. the v. of Minnesota. 826 Broadway 340 East Fordham Rd. • • • BOB FALLON, '24 526 Willis Ave. JERSEY CITY 841 Broadway 315 Ctntral Av«. The following rules have not been AND HIS ORCHESTRA 1282 Broadway BROOKLYN 4 Journal Square taken in toto from any college paper in AT THE 963 Eighth Ave. 93 Flatbuah Ave. PHILADELPHIA particular, but have been culled from 115 W.it 125th St. 1512 Pitkin Ava. 1225 Market St. various sources. K. of C. HOTEL 1S2 East 86th St. 1700 Pitkin Avt. (Crawford Bldg.) How to Act Lika a Sanior 1381 St. Nicholas Ave. 1622 Pltkip Ave. 38 South Mth St. 1—Use the word "proletariat" in a 8TH AVE. AT 51ST ST. 208 West 42nd St. 467 Fulton St. BOSTON sentence at least three times a day. 179 Broadway 26 Manhattan Ave. 339 Washington St 2—Remain cynically disinterested, A delicious dinner, $1. Excellent dance music. A charm- mid if possible a trifle bored, in the face ing ne'w dining room. No minimum or cover charge. OPEN EVENINGS ALTERATIONS FREE of all enthusiasm. Tune In on VVMCA. 3—Wear your dress shirt at least six NEW YORK S LARGEST CLOTHING CHAIN times before having it laundered. You will thus succeed in avoiding that "starchy", uncomfortable appearance ADVANCED ORGANIC CHEMISTRY which Is Inevitably made by under- lassmen. ARE DERIVED " 4—Under no circumstances be seen ALCOHOLS IN WHICH TME H or In public with more than two text THE COM 15 REPLACeO By booka. BeBides being distinctly "the AN R GROUP. — wrong thing," it has a demoralizing (fleet on men in the lower classes. »—Stop wearing your white sport shoes, at least before the end of December. 0—Treat the Juniors with disdain, 'he Sophomores with condescension »nd the Freshmen with a boredom which will probably be secretly mixed with envy. ™OM THE ARCHIVES Ex-crlmlnala are to teach their art at the U. of Chicago. . . . Colgate has Introduced brilliantly covered booka for Copjrrliht, 1634. R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company exams with a view of taking the stu- dent's mind off the Impending disaster. ' ' ' Director! of Oxford U. Ance voted „,.. TOBACCOS + SECRET not to Install batha In the dormitoriea aa BLENDING PROCESS, AFTER EVERY CLASS the acholari attended olaaa only eight ,VMINU5 ALL "BITE "=, Months of tha year.... Add vest pocket IT RINGS THE BELL! •lescrlptlona—The Vale Bowl, a colos- f 'VVLMNO:ALBERT/ 'al shrine dedicated to the god of foot- WITH ITS differentlk\or, its mildness and rich, fragrant aroma, "nil. . . , Course* In magic are being Prince Albert has often been described as "the National Joy '"•red at the U. of Alabama.... They """•t come In handy around exam time, Smoke." You'll enjoy this companionable blend of top-quality ' ' ' Philosophical gleaning—All It not tobaccos. All "bite" is removed by a special process In line with "Id that jitters. ... And hero Is a col- theprinciplcthat"if your tobacco's right, yourplpcwon'tblte." No club open only to bow-legged men. The group goes under the name of the P»rentheal» Club and la located at the state Teaohers College In Trenton, N. Jl • • • Seventy per cent of the Inmates ° Minnesota State Prison enrolled In FRINGE ALBERT '"« unlveralty extension courses re- ctlv« grades of A or D. -THE NATIONAL JOY SMOKE! PAGE 10 FORDI1AM RAM, OCTOBER 25, 1934 TEACHING—ETHICS FRS. CROTTY AND DUFFY RETURNS TO FORDHAM 193S MAROON Fine Showing Made JOIN FORDHAM FACULTY STAFF CHOSEN By Fordham Band Lecture on Ethics and Logic (Continued from page 1) at Manhattan Division coming issue. However, there ls slill At Polo Grounds room for a few more ads, suitable to Two recent appointees to the faculty this type o[ publication. In the spon Southern Methodist Band of the Manhattan Division of Fordham department, James J. O'Donovan Here Sat. College are Frs. Edward P. Duffy, S.J., Sports Editor, and Thomas R. LenJ and Edward W. Crotty, S.J. Fr. Duffy nan, Assistant Sports Editor, an. The St. Mary's game marked the first will teach Philosophy and Religion, and nouiiccd that their department wouij public appearance of the Fordham Uni- Fr. Crotty "Problems in Ethics," Cos- depart from the custom of all prevlotu versity Band on a Fordham Field this mology, and Religion in Junior and years and this year would run the football season. At promptly 2:15 the Senior years. sport write-ups in the same manner as Maroon Bandsmen, ninety-nine In num Before the Philippines were taken the New York dailies. tier, emerged from the recess of the over by the Jesuits as a missionary The dedication of the Year Book has south end of the Polo Grounds to the province, Fr. Duffy had spont four not as yet been made but the announ . air of "The Fordham Marching Song." ce years there on missionary duty, from ment is expected In the very near (n. Led by Drum-Major Norman Water- 1919 to 1923. He was first assigned to ture. The list of the members of the man '36 the Band traversed the entire FATHER EDWARD W. CROTTY, 8.J. FATHER EDWARD P. DUFFY, S.J. Fordham as Professor of Philosophy In Maroon Staff is as follows: : length of the field and then retired to FIVE AWARDS GIVEN Junior, from 1923 to 1925. Fr. Duffy their reserved section on the fifty-yard was then stationed at Holy Cross, buildings, the increased enrollment: Michael F. X. Bellow, Edltor-ln- line. TO R. O. T. C. CADETS where he taught Philosophy for two new and varied courses all have con- Chief; Bernard M. Hughes, Business spired to produce a greater Fordham." At the half the Musical Unit again more years. Following this, he served Manager, and William R. Norton, jr.p Undergraduate Literary Fr. Crotty Is a newcomer to Ford- took to the Held and facing the St. as a parish priest at St. Francis Advertising Manager. The Associate Prizes Awarded to ham. From 1924 to 1927 he was head Mary's Bide formed a huge M. "The Xavier, on 16th street. Last August he of the Physics Department of Canlsus Editors include John J. Horan, Senior Bells of St. Mary's" was then rendered Upperclassmen WOB transferred to the faculty of the College In Buffalo. From 1927 to 1931 HiBtorlan; John J. Donovan, Biogra- pher, and Sports Editors James J, with a special solo by John V. Espo- The Sevier Saber, presented by Colo- Manhattan Division of Fordham Col- he studied theology In St. Louis Univer- sito '36, who played on the Glocken- nel Granville Sevier, U.S.A., Retired, lege, where he now teaches Logic and sity. Fr. Croity was then placed in O'Donovan and Thomas R. Lenahan. spiel. At the completion of this for- to be awarded the cadet of the gradu- Religion. charge of the Physics Department of ieorge E. Appell, Robert E. Dobson, St. Peter's College in Jersey City, mation, the hand again entering into ating class who, by performance of In discussing changes which have Francis T. McMahon and Frank x. duty and by qualities displayed during happened since he left, Fr. Duffy re- where he also taught mathematics formation and facing the Fordham his service In the Reserve Officers' marked: from 1931 to 1933. He completed his Brown are Associate Editors. The Pub- stands formed a large F and played Hclty Department is headed by William Training Corps, is selected as being "The football team is not the only tertlanship at St. Andrew's, Pough- "The Fordham Ram." best qualified to be of service as an of- thing that has undergone Improvement keepsle, in 1934. B. McOurn. The entire proceedings met with the ficer of the Army of the United States, at Fordham; the campus organizations approval of the great audience and was was awarded to Fred J. Frese, Jr. are not only more numerous, but broad- only marred by a number of urchins The Military Order of Foreign Wars er In outlook. Fordham has grown; new who Insisted upon aping their Maroon Saber, presented by the New York Com- heroes. They ran through the elaborate mandery, Military Order of Foreign formation of the band and served to jar Wars of the United States, to be have been selected to represent the the otherwise perfect pattern. awarded to the cadet of the Senior class Fordham University Freshman R. O. who has been outstanding in military T. C. Riflo Team, were awarded their Rev. Harold Mulqueen, S.J., Moder- efficiency and evidences of patriotism, Class Numerals: ator of the Band, expressed his annoy- was awarded to John J. Hogan. George J. Bollnt, August L. Boyajlan, ance at the tactics of the youngsters The Gun Hill Post, No. 271, Saber, Ous Chiarello, John J. Hallberg, Ber- Insofar as it prevented the Musical Unit presented by the Gun Hill Post, No. 271, nard J. Laders, Anthony P. Manolio, from exhibiting the same fine appear- Veterans of Foreign Wars of the United Thomas F. Paglla, Jo3eph L. Schilling, ance as was made in Boston. However, States, to be awarded to the outstand- Louis A. Schniitt, Adrian T. Van Bern- Captain Ernest Hopf, Band Instructor, ing Battery Officer displaying the great- mel. expressed himself as well-pleased with est military efficiency, was awarded to his proteges. Prize of 850.00, the gift of the Rev. Charles A. Gross. John I). Roach, to the student who has Spectators will he given a rare treat The Lieutenant Collins Saber, pie obtained the highest average in Latin this Saturday when both the Fordham sented by Lieutenant John J. Collins, and Greek for the Freshman and Sopho- University Band and the Mustang Band Officers' Reserve Corps, graduate Fowl- more Years, was awarded to George G. will meet on the same field during' the ham University, to be awarded to the MeKenna, '36. halt at the Polo Grounds. It will be a Senior student who has been chosen Prize of $25.00 offered by the Partic- meeting of two very fine musical units the winner for an essay on Military History, was awarded to Anthony Fra- ular Council of the Bronx of the Society and they undoubtedly should offer a of St. Vincent de Paul for the best es- fine showing. gola. The Empire State Society of the Sons say on the subject, "St. Vincent de of the American Revolution Medals, Paul, Apostle of Organized Charity," PHILOSOPHY COURSES presented by the New York Chapter, was awarded to Frank X. Brown, '35. FOR GRADUATE SCHOOLEmpire State Society of the Sons of the American Revolution, to beawarded to the outstanding Junior, Sophomore FOnlham 4-7811 Additions Made to Stimulate and Freshman for leadership, soldierly Research Among Gradu- bearing and excellence, was awarded to John D. Coffey, Junior, Gold Medal, FORDHAM ate Students Joseph O. Katln, Sophomore, Sliver Medal, Justin John McCarthy, Fresh- GRILL The Graduate School of Fordham man, Bronze Medal. University has announced the estab- The following named cadets who, by RESTAURANT Read about lishment of several new courses In phi- ciuallflcation In rifle marksmanship losophy for advanced students during have heen selected to represent the the Fall and Winter terms to provide Varsity Rifle Team, It. 0. T. C, were SPECIAL a wider field and a more balanced view awarded the Minor "F" and Certificate STUDENTLUNCH30c SARAUSKY of philosophy. These courses are to be by the Fordham Athletic Association: under the direction of Dr. Elizabeth Maurice E. Cox, '35, Daniel E. Cnr- Sandtvichet — Hamburgert Salmon, who comes to Fordham after a nan, '3G, William J. Lambert, '35, Tim- Daily Speciah For a close-up account of what he and brilliant career at Louvaln University, othy F. O'Connor, '36, Charles A. • where she obtained the degree of Doc- O'Reilly, Jr., '35, Stephen H. Randolph, the rest of the team do in Saturday's tor of Philosophy; and Dr. William '35, James A. Robhlns, '30, Charles F. 566 East Fordham Road O'Meara, an honor graduate in philos- Walsh, '36. Near Hoffman St. Bronx, N. Y. game, read the Sports Editions of Sat- ophy of the University of Toronto, In The following named cadets of the • urday's Sun. And read The Sun every the Institute of Mediaeval Studies. The Freshman R. O. T. C. Rifle Team, who S. FEUER, Proprietor addition of these and other courses is by qualification in rifle marksmanship day for live reports of all the important only an initial step in the reorganiza- tion of the Department of Philosophy games, for forecasts, appraisals and for the purpose of stimulating the spir- it of research among graduate students. analyses of teams and players. The Laboratory of Experimental Psychology has been enlarged and a In The Sun you get all the football news considerable amount of new equipment has been Installed, making It one of the Come—where City and Suburbs meet—revel in and get it right. The Sun has the largest best in the East, both for original re search and for the demonstration of the splendor of this glorious country atmosphere! staff of football writers in the country, classic experiments In psychology. The including George Trevor, Eddie Dooley department continues under the direc- tion of the Reverend Walter G. Sum- (former Dartmouth quarterback), Grant- mers, S.J., Ph.D. As assistant to Father Summers this year, comes Dr. Harry CHATEAU INN land Rice, Frank Graham, Lawrence McNeil, Agrtge of the Higher Institute Perry, Francis Powers, of Philosophy in Louvain, Belgium. Dr. "Bringing Broadway to the Bronx" McNeil and the Very Reverend Mgsr. Fulton J. Sheen, of the Catholic TJni- FORDHAM RD. AND SOUTHERN BLVD. verBity, are the only two persons in the For football news, read United States to possess this rare de- — featuring nightly — gree, of which only sixteen have been conferred since the founding of the WALTER ARLET & ORCH. Institute by Cardinal Mercier over fifty years ago. DAZZLING FLOOR SHOW Bernard M. Peebles, who received his "BROADWAY ON PARADW TheNewspapero/Distinction in Us Readers, its Neusandits Advertilitlg A.B. degree at Virginia and M.A. at Harvard, has also joined the faculty NEW YORK and will head the Latin Dopurtment of 2 Shows Nightly—10:30 P. M. and 1:30 A. M. the Graduate School, tho Reverend h. A. Walah, S.J., Dean of tho Graduate Spnctotig Dunce Floor—l)i'll«lilfiil MIINM'—I'urking FiirllltU» School, announced recently. Mr. Poo- tales, who has spent tho last several 8 Course Dinner 85c—Daily, 5 to 9 P. M. years studying In Romo, has boon In- vltod by tho BollandlatB to proparo an Phone for Ke«ervulioiiM—I'Onllmm 4-KH2O udltlon of Sulplcltis Bovorun. In 1932 ho WUH one of threo studonts CIIOHOII from Amorlcuui universities for a Fellowship NO COVER CHARCE AT ANY TIME! ID the American Acadomy lit Romo,