DECEMBER 14, 1992 THE SEMESTER FINALE VOLUME 37, NUMBER 28 Panthers stun the Badgers By Paul Krueger handed slam. Seconds later, the Panther press forced Badger walk- If you've ever wondered why on Adam Carl into a hurried pass, state teams should get together and which Greene intercepted and took play each other, Saturday's game at to the hole for a reverse dunk. Ray the Fieldhouse in Madison before Perine then nailed a 3-pointer off a The number of 10,639 people and a statewide TV fast break to give UWM a com­ homeless audience provided the answer. manding 34-21 lead. families in Milwaukee Running on adrenaline for 40 Not to be outdone, Wisconsin has increased 20 to 25 minutes, the University of Wiscon­ answered with a 10-0 run that was percent the last five years. (Page 2) sin-Milwaukee men's basketball started when Jason Johnsen canned team outplayed Wisconsin in a 77- a 3-pointer from the right side. With 72 win. theexception of the two runs, UWM Marc Mitchell scored 10 of and UW played a pretty even first SEXUAL ASSAULT UWM's last 18 points and hit both half, with UWM coming out on top Most sexual ends of a one-and-one from the 36-34. assaults are not free-throw line with 40.6 seconds UWM held the lead for most of reported, giving UWM and the surrounding area left to give the Panthers a 75-69 the second half, but when Johnsen a lower rate than normal. lead. Wisconsin then missed two hit a 3-pointer from the comer with (Page 2) straight 3-point attempts and three minutes and 46 seconds left, knocked the ball out of bounds the Badgers had tied the game at 69. scrapping for the rebound, effec­ Mitchell answered with a weaving tively ending any chances of a mi­ drive through the lane to put UWM LIBRARY FINES raculous comeback. up 71-69. You can run but "To be quite honest with you, Wisconsin failed to tie on two you can't this is one-of the toughest losses more occasions and UWM called hide if you owe library fines at the Golda Meir I've ever been through," Wisconsin timeout after getting the ball back. or Milwaukee Public Coach Stu Jackson said after the On a. designed play, Pat Easterlin, Library. (Page 3) game. "We faced a team that wanted who was held to four points and no it more than we did. They played rebounds on the day, fed Greene in with such a big heart and so much the post for a short turnaround STEPHEN KING intensity that it was a pleasure to jumper whichhebanked infor a73- watch them play. I just really ad­ 69 UWM lead with 1:15 left. Stephen King mired the way they played. Guys Greene led UWM with 23 I says goodbye -Post photo by Jim Slosiarek with hearts. Fighting people." to his usual horrors and points, nine boards and five steals, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's Craig Greene rips down while Mitchell added 16 points, terrorizes your mind in his Everyone who saw the game one of his nine rebounds during Saturday's 77-72 win over new book. (Page 7) seemed to concur with Jackson's the Wisconsin Badgers. thoughts, including UWM Coach Please see BADGERS page 11 Steve Antrim. DIRECTOR'S CHAIR "We tried as hard as we could try. We can't play any harder than Add Mr. Peter we played," he said succinctly. Legal clinic loses SFAC funds Bonerz to the list of celebrities from Early in the game both teams By Chad Sirovina other campuses have free legal ser­ there are several law firms that offer Milwaukee now living In seemednervous, missing open shots vices. The most frequently cited low cost or free services to stu­ Hollywood. He tells all and shying away from their hellbent At the Student Association Sen­ example was the program at the dents. from the set of 'Love and style of play. But with about seven University of Wisconsin-Green According to Darin Allen, presi­ War.' (Page8) ate meeting on Dec. 8, the senate minutes left in the half, UWM went v oted toreduce the amount of money Bay. dent of the Student Association at on an 8-0 run that put the intensity guaranteed to the University Legal Under the program at UWGB, UWGB, the program is funded by level of the game through the roof, monies from the Student Services THEATER X Clinic (ULC) by 70 percent. students are given free legal advice where it stayed until the final sec­ According to Mike Folkerts of over the phone by lawyers from a budget, not segregated fees like at Christmas has onds. Green Bay firm who specialize in UWM. arrived early for the SA, the previous guarantee to for Theater X, and Craig Greene started the rally the clinic was $1'per student. Un­ the area in which the student needs "I think it is a very cold type of anyone who has seen by making the second of two free- der the newly approved plan, that help, according to Gerald Olson, system," said Dave Long, execu­ one of their holiday throws . Then the Panther trademark, amount would be shrunk to $.30 per the dean of students at UWGB. tive director of the ULC. "The stu­ performances will be the breakaway slam, ignited the team student which would be a reduction He said if the student needs to dents [at UWGB] may just as well amazed. (Page?) as it has so many times over the past of about $12,000. retain an attorney for his or her case, go downtown." two years. Several sources indicated that it is the student's responsibility to The UWM ULC is run and Greene picked up a loose ball, one of the leading reasons for the get one and pay all legal fees. TENNIS CLASSIC tipped his way by a diving Mitchell, smaller allocation was the fact that However, according to Olson, Please see CLINIC page 4 The UWM tennis and took it all the way for a one- team will play against fop collegiate players in the 18th Professor faces misconduct allegations Annual Milwaukee Tennis Classic. (Page 12) By Amy Kraose on the matter. Because of his fice recommended he be dis­ fice in the cermanics studio of the decision to plead no contest, missed ... and I accepted their UWM School of Fine Arts; he had University of Wisconsin- the open hearing will not be recommendation," Schroeder sex with a student during final EDITORIAL Milwaukee art professor Gary held and the charges of dis-^ said. "My recommendation exam week of 1989, also in his Staff members Schlappal has pleaded no con­ missal will be forwarded to the now goes to the Board of Re­ office; a cermanics major with of The UWM Post test to charges of "unprofes­ Board of Regents for a deci­ gents." whom he had a sexual relation­ have decided to do sional conduct" that could lead sion. According to sources, it is al­ ship asked to tranfer to the sculp­ something a little bit ture major because he continued different on the Editorial to his dismissal from the uni­ "He pleaded no contest, and leged in the university's formal, page for the semester versity. as a result, there is no hear­ written charges against the pro­ to pursue her after she broke up finale. They say a picture Previously, Schlappal had ing," UWM Chancellor John fessor that: he had sex with one of the relationship; and that he also Is worth a thousand Schroeder said. his students at least three times made remarks considered inap­ words. (Page 14) denied the charges and asked for an open hearing to be held "The Affirmative Action of­ during the spring 1988 in his of­ propriate to female students. Page 2 iTflEJJjmPosri- December 14, 1992 Homelessness: Families bigger part of population By Andy Forget The homeless population is a lot said. Diapers, baby formulaand different than it was prior to the keeping children in school all be­ Will you eat today? Where will 1980s. Now we see the working come important. you sleep? Will you be able to take poor, people who have a job but it The reasons why someone be­ a shower, or have clothes to wear? just ain't enough," Jovi said. comes homeless vary. For William These are questions most people Another change in the home­ Greer, it was a combination of a never even consider, but for the less population is the appearance of sudden disability and separation homeless they can be the only im­ families. from his wife. He lost his job and portant questions. "Families have been steadily stayed with brothers and sister for a In Milwaukee there's a safety increasing for the past five years. while, "but you don't want to be a net made up of caring people who Families are living on the edge. burden," he said. do what they can to ease the fall and They miss a payment or rent and Greer found out about the shel­ help you back onto your feet when find themselves on the street," said ter from afriend andhas been in and the floor drops out from beneath Maureen Martin, director of re­ out for the last six months. He is you. source programs with the Salvation able to collect disability, but that "Without these shelters a whole Army.' runs out before the month is up. lot of people would be dead," James Joe Volk, associate director of For Greer, hope is on the hori­ Greer, a homeless man, said. Community Advocates, said that zon. He is hoping to have a place to The misconceptions about what five years ago most homeless were stay beginning in January. it is to be homeless or how someone single adults, but the number of "I'm looking forward to getting ends up homeless run rampant, ac­ homeless families is primarily re­ in a house. It will make me feel like cording to Rachel Jovi, director of sponsible for the increased home­ a real person again," he said. community resources at the Guest less over the last five years — an For someone else eviction or House, a shelter for adult men on increase of 20 to 25 percent each domestic abuse may force them onto 13th Street. year, he said. the streets. The homeless population is not Homeless families have chal­ "There are so many reasons for -Post photo by Bret Holmes just made up of people who are lenged the existing resources. homelessness there isn't really one Eddie Griffith, 76, helps bring in and prepare food each day angry at the world or who like living "It's more expensive to deal solution, if we're going to have a as part of the Loaves and Fishes Community Meal Program on the streets. with. You have to provide privacy at St. Benedict's on 9th and State Streets. "It's a whole new ballgame. rather than a dorm setting," Volk Please see HOMELESS page 5 Lack of reports make tracking assaults difficult By Eric J. Pledl According to figures released lease statistical information regard­ to them. There are also attacks that "If a faculty member or advisor by UWM andpublished in the Cam­ ing campus crime as a result of the are reported to Witt that the police or counselor were to hear from a Although sexual assault, espe­ pus Life publication this fall, there Campus Security Act. Before the never hear about because, accord­ student that they had been sexually cially acquaintance rape, continues were nine allegedfirst, second, third act became law, some schools were ing to Witt, there is a state statute assaulted, whether or not that stu­ to be a problem on the University of or fourth degree sexual assaults on found to have been hiding crime requiring UW-System employees dent chose to report it to the police, Wisconsin-Milwaukee campus, campus between 1989 and 1991. statistics because of the negative to report any sexual assaults that are that employee is supposed to report police and school officials don't There were about twice that effects they could have on enroll­ reported to them. it to the dean of students," Witt said. know how prevalent it is because, many assaults in the area surround­ ment. This information is then sent to This is not done to prosecute despite continuing efforts to get vic­ ing the campus during the same Every month campus police Madison to be compiled with simi­ the perpetrator in any way, Witt tims to come forward, many as­ time period. report to Dean of Students Carmen lar statistics regarding assaults on saults are never reported. Universities are required to re­ Witt on any sexual assaults reported other campuses in the system. Please see ASSAULTS page 5

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If students at UWM run Library investigators do not their fines past $10, a block is collect fines or fees, they just placed on them by the libraries want the materials. computer. Also a hold is placed "I do not handle any money. on their records by the univer­ All I want are the library's sity until the fine is paid in full. materials. If it comes down to Records of how much a student it and I've written off the mate­ owes go to accounts rials, I will write a citation for receiveable department and the $50 to $200," Reesman said. "library fines specialist." Before any investigating is done, notice is sent out to the "When I first started, I never •Post photo by Bret Holmes new how much in fines I could These books may look alluring to you now, but forgetting to bring them back by the due date last known address. This is so collect," Toni Lemnus, cleri­ can result in fines and a hold being placed on your academic records. the accused has time to respond. cal assistant to accounts It is easy to say UWM has it receiveable said. business manager of the library. cents a day with a four day you may have to deal with the a lot easier method of getting fines or materials back. On average $8,000 to For the 1991-92 fiscal year grace period. On the fifth day library investigator. "UW-Madison will hold your $10,000 is collected every the library spent $83,185 of the after the book is due, the fine "I bring back books or a first born if you don't give books month for library fines. $101,626. The remaining is would start at $1.25. body," Phil Reesman, City of back, quite literally. UW-Mil- "In the month of Novem­ carried over for the next year. Since the reserve section Milwaukee library investigator waukee holds your records," ber, I collected $8,620.98. This Money from the fines is spent materials are in higher demand said, laughing. Reesman said. month [December] from the in various areas. the fines are some what stiffer. "I have a secretary, three Wisconsin law states that it is first to the ninth, that's only "$42,000 is spent on stu­ For two and seven day materi­ desks, two cabinets and a pile illegal to have a book overdue. seven working days, I collected dent salaries, $17,000 on re- als the fines are $2 for the first of paperwork," Reesman said. $4,545.66," Lemnus said. binding, $11,000 on supplies day and $ 1 for subsequent days. Reesman has a case to case "Non-returning of library ma­ terials is against Wisconsin law. Last year the library col­ (for the fine notices), $7,500 Two hour reserve materials are success rate of about 30 per­ When you think about it, the li­ lected in excess of $100,000 in binding books, and $5,000 for $1 for the first hour and 25 cent. Stolen materials he re­ brary has 3 million books. People fines. All of this money is used replacement of books. Therest cents an hour after that. turns about 50 percent of the think, xso what it I take three or to pay student staff, supplies, is carried over to the next year," "One student has had two time. four books?' It has no real appar­ binding and replacement of Rasmussen said. day material since Nov. 5 and At any given time Reesman ent value to them," Reesman said. books. The money carried over var­ it's still out," Renee Z., stu­ handles about 300 cases. If you have some materials "Wisconsin gave the library ies from year to year as does dent library staff member, said. "A case that I've been that are overdue from the Milwau­ $334,293 for student employ­ the state funding.Library fines In comparison to UWM's working on for a year and a kee Library, beware. ees and expenditures. The bud­ are varied at Golda Meir de­ fines the Milwaukee County's half involves a man who used "I will find you, out of state, get called for $422,690 for stu­ pending on if you checked out Libraries are not as harsh. They 11 aliases to steal books, audio out of country. And I will get you dent employees and expendi­ materials from the library it­ charge 5 cents a day to' a $3 cassettes and video tapes. An­ through the credit union," tures. The rest comes from self or the reserve library. Fines maximum. The bad news is if other has an individual using a Reesman said. fines," said Anna Rasmussen, for regular materials are 25 you do not return your books stolen library card to steal 102 Affiliated Crisis Pregnancy Center Think you might be pregnant? You're Not Alone FREE PREGNANCY TEST - CONFIDENTIAL (Walk Ins Welcome) Control... 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Boivin and Marc Perry, were summer, according to Cheryl ... called that day and spoken With the removals and ad­ Three Student Association brought up for removal but the Stapleton, president of the stu­ to personally," Stapleton said. ditions, the student court now senators were removed from senate did not vote them out of dent court and vice-president Two senators resigned when contains 22 members, accord­ I their positions by the student office. of the student association. notified they were coming up ing the Stapleton. court Nov. 8 for too many ab­ Boivin entered a written "We wanted to get people before the court because of Senators are paid $8 per sences, excused and unexcused. appeal with the student court off who weren't doing the job. their absences, Wendy senate meeting attended, $4 for The senators were Amy Jo which said he would be more They affect the vote. They af­ Aschbach and Tricia Carr, ac­ each pre-senate meeting, are Bjorkman, Chim Kadima- available next semester and fect quorum," said Stapleton. cording to Stapleton. required to keep five hours of Kalombo and Stacey Li Collver. Perry's absences were the re­ "The senate heard each case Senators are allowed 10 office hours a week, and are points worth of absences. paid $45 per month if they are Unexcused absences count for members of a committee, ac­ UWGB may not be solution four points and excused ones cording to Brant Abts. count for two. UWM students can become sert that 100 percent of our custom­ CLINIC from page 1 need it. At the time of the meeting, senators by picking up an ap­ ers are satified," he said. "There is no reason necessarily Boivin had 31 points, Perry had plication, which requires a staffed by trained paralegals, not The ULC is the only paralegal that they won't get full funding next lawyers. However they do have two training program at UWM. UWGB year," said Stapleton. 10, Li Collver had 15, number of signatures by UWM lawyers which they pay about has no such program. "I'd be more than happy to co­ Bjorkman had 28, Kadima- students pledging that the ap­ $23,000 per year. "[Training] takes at least a full operate with [SA]," Long said. Kalombo had 19, Aschenbach plicant has their approval to When a student comes to the semester," said Steve Bull from the However, Long did express had 23 and Carr had 20. become a senator. After the ULC with a problem, he or she is clinic. some concern over SA's handling Three new senators were application process, the student The pre-law advisor at the Col­ given an introduction sheet and is of the affair. added at the meeting: Eddie court votes to approve or dis­ asked to fill out an information card. lege of Letters and Sciences, Sally "They have done no kind of Cruiz, -Phyllis Maggie approve the appointment of The student can then talk to a para­ Derrwaldt, said that although she impact study, or even asked what legal confidentially and has the op­ does not suggest it to her students, [the cut] is going to do to services," Chrisman and Richard person to the senate. tion of opening a case. many of the pre-law students do go he said. Long said the clinic serves through the program. Stapleton said she did not feel about 2500 to 3000 students. "Thatdoesnotnecessarilymean that the cuts would affect the legal Congratulations to Coach Steve Antrim, SteveCrowley, chair of the Seg­ that I'm against it," Derrwaldt said. clinic. regated Fees Allocation Commit­ According to Bull, after the "I think that the legal clinic is Craig Greene, Marc Afitcfatl, Ray Perine tee (SFAC) which provides funds training is completed, the parale­ going to have to workfor their money for the ULC, the "unincumbrance" gals are required to volunteer about this year," she said. "I don't think and all the Panthers on their memorable was made because of a general sense two more semesters of work at the they've had to in the past." victory over the Badgers Saturday after­ that the clinic was receiving more clinic. Long indicated that it would be money than the amount of work Long said, "The lack of educa­ possible to have volunteer attor­ noon. This issue is dedicated to you!! they did warranted. tional opportunities [at UWGB] for neys work for the clinic but he also "There has been a feeling that paralegals really strikes me." voiced concern about the effective­ they get too much for the amount of Overall, Long was displeased ness of such an action. work they do," Crowley said. with being comprared to UWGB. "I'm not convinced that volun­ According to Cheryl Stapleton, "I think it's apples and oranges," teer attorneys are the answer," he vice president of S A, the three mem­ he said. "I question the notion that said. CHINA PALACE RESTAURANT bers of the ULC's executive board because they do it cheaper [and] Long said there might be aprob- split about $17,000 per year which that's the answer for UW-Milwau- lemfinding qualified attorneys suit­ Cocktails gives each of them salaries around kee." able to the clinic setting. $5,300. Dine-in/Carry-out Only the amount of money that "There's a lot of time to come Reservations Accepted "My salary as vice-president is guaranteed to the ULC has been up with options," Stapleton said. [of SA] is $4,000 per year," said reduced. According to Sharon The attorney's contracts are not Stapleton. "I know I put in a lot DeWitt of S A, the ULC can still ask up until June of 1993, Stapleton Featuring our more hours than the legal clinic the SFAC for more money if they said. Lunch Buffet does." Long said the decision to pay the directors of the clinic has been a continual stumbling block. "[It] 4511 N. Oakland Ave. has been a constant thorn for 10 years," Long said. 332-2024 Long said the directors are com­ rm pensated because few students have iDine enough time to voluntarily run a or legal services company. Carryout "My job requires at least 20 hours per week and probably more," Mon-Thu 11:30 to 9:30 Fri-Sat 11:30 to 10:30 Sun 3:30 to 9:30 said Long. Long also said the felt it would be possible to provide legal ser­ vices for students without having a paid executive board but there would be a negative impact on stu­ Take KJs To Madison V dents. "I think what's going to happen would be a significant decrease in or O' Hare the quality of the services," he said. A v-I* l - -- Stapleton said she believes the ^S^*^ ***** 1 B 0 6 atT V For The Holidays! paralegals would be willing to vol­ ° l^W* * breath unteer their time at the clinic as %'' All aboard at our Depot! director. MADISON 7am 10am 12:30pm 3pm 5:30pm 8pm "My feeling is that one of them Get aboard! would be willing to be director and O'HARE 6:45am 9:30am 12pm 2:30pm 5:15pm still volunteer," she said. "Most of them are not going to walk away \i *•*' „<1S TICKETS »•>. , „: It's Easy! It's Comfortable! from it just because there isn't a V 0 A It's Affordable! It's FASTI '. 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But, for of Delores Claiborne (as I'm sure In the first third of her tale, psychologically, and his daughter, 305 pages; 1992 those who appreciated his liquid millions will, or already have, with which becomes more extensive as Selena, in away that becomes more flow of storytelling style, his horri­ King's monstrous sales track itprogresses, she tells of the days of clear and more horrible with each By Jeff Messerman fyingly too-lifelike characters, and record), you will first notice that her employment with Donovan, turning page, as we findou t that he his flair for grabbing you by the what you hold is a three hundred Claiborne acting as head house­ makes the worst transgression pos­ It's goodbye to rabid St. Ber­ gizzard and tossing you against an page transcription, a plea of inno­ keeper of her large, elegant home sible that a father can do to his nards, so long to haunted hotels, emotional brick wall ... Merry cence, and guilt, by a scrappy, fiesty, on the aisle of Little Tall (?!), some­ daughter. and a farewell to demonic Native Christmas, Happy Hanukka! 65 year old woman named... well, where in Maine (no suprise there, King is still the ultimate horror American burial grounds for Delores Claiborne has arrived you know. She is giving a testimo­ right?). Donovan is an evil, nasty, writer, to be sure. In this book, he Stephen King. For those who can down the literary chimney, bearing nial, of sorts, to the police, to clear downright vicious character, who simply replaces the demons of the does some unspeakably horrible supernatural world with the demons things to Delores, most of which of the natural world, which, in most STEVE MARTIN DEBRA WINGER having to do with her excrement, instances, are far scarier. Most evi­ and her joy of watching Delores dent in this book, though, is his X JLs^® have to work extra hard just to get mastery at creating a character. the house spotless on cleaning day. Delores is the most real charac­ As much as Delores denies hav­ ter I've ever seen in print. We, the ing killed her employer, she whole­ reader, become much like the po­ heartedly admits to offing her lout lice who are taking her story. At 'MrX of a husband, Joe. In the next third first, they demand that she stick to of her "confession," she tells of her the facts of the Donovan case. Then, homelife, her, Joe, and their three children. The book takes a drastic Please see KING page 9 Real miracles, sensibly priced.

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Con­ photographer, Steven Meisel, resented the epitome of female sidering the present Barbie- who imitates Liberman's soft desire. Random House recently Madonna-Marilyn-mania, to edged candid style unabash­ published "Marlene, An Inti­ see visuals of an earthly strong edly. mate Photographic Memoir," female figure portrayed with a Marlene's projection of by Russian born Alexander reality accent is refreshing. coldness and sexuality sur­ Liberman, who is presently Madonna used the style of passes a Wall Street editorial director of Conde the Marlene Dietrich star im­ stockmarket figure. The emo­ Nast. age relentlessly. She plagia­ tion reflected in her photoge­ Through the camera's eye, rized everything from the nic personna comes from the Liberman accompanies the tal­ naughty garders right down to horror of war, especially dur­ ented Prussian-born American the ornate breast-conscious ing youth and the forced immigrant actress throughout costumes and masculine tails abandoment of one's homeland. her life. The images, most of and top hats. Included with this book is a them never before published, Unlike Madonna, Dietrich CD of Dietrich's music repro­ describe a sensitive 43 year had a true social conscience. duced by Sony. Songs that pre­ friendship on and off the screen. Her work during World War II clude a recitation by Noel Cow­ Liberman follows attempting to rescue people ard are "The Boys In The Dietrich's life from her nubile persecuted because of faith, Backroom," "Falling In Love stage appearances to private meanwhile endangering her Again" and "Go Way From My moments at home and precious own life, goes far beyond mere Window," among others. Marlene Dietrich Peter Bonerz: From 'Newhart' to 'Love and War' Gene Wilder, Fred McMurray, (drawing and design), along with Bonerz's acting credits are as rehearse. Then I talk to the writers Doris Day and Don Ameche are talking with camerapeople and then long as your arm. You can see his and suggest a few script changes. some of Wisconsin's contributions Istartedlooking atthefrnishedprod- name in the closing credits in front "Tuesday: We rehearse early in to Hollywood. Peter Bonerz is an­ uct in a whole different way, both of the camera or behind on aplethora the day, and about 3 (p.m.), I meet other name to add to the list from objectively and creatively. I used of shows from the 60s to the present. with the writers again with a note Brewtown. my time for self education. "I also teach a master's class at session for more changes. Bonerz can best be recognized "I just read in the paper today UCLA in TV and film direction," "Wednesday: I get the re-writ­ from the TV series, "The Bob that Ted Danson ("Cheers") Bonerz said. "It is a very rewarding ten script and put that on its feet for Newhart Show" as Jerry, the wise­ recieves $450,000 an episode. Back class, because after years and years the writers, producers and the stu­ cracking dentist. (Reruns at 10 p.m. in the 70s, Bob Newhart was one of of doing this, I pick up information dio executives. Then it's with the on Fox 24.) Bonerz is currently Bonerz started "The Improvisa- the most important stars on televi­ along with tactics and techniques, writers for final re-write. Then I go directing "Murphy Brown," and the tional Theater Project" in Los An­ sion, and what Danson makes per to pass on to students to save them home to plan my camera shots and new sit-com "Love And War." geles in 1971, which is still going episode, Newhart didn't even make time learning from their own mis­ also get changes in the script faxed "I started out being an emcee strong after 21 years. that per year! The ones who made takes." tome. for v ariety shows and dinner dances He directed 40 of the 142 "The sitcoms back then were funny With his current job directing "Thursday: We block cameras. at Marquette University, and was in Bob Newhart Show" episodes. "I people. Now, it's just a bunch of "Love And War," Bonerz gave a We use four filmcamera s and move a jazz band (drums) called "The Jim had known Bob when we were to­ business people who have a sense Reader's Digest version of his typi­ them around and put tape down in Shuster Trio' that played down at gether in Mexico filming 'Catch of humor that make sitcoms, be­ cal week on the set. relation to where the actors are stand- the Elbow Room, off of Water 22' and had also known the shows cause it's such a big industry. Times "Monday: We read through the Street," said Bonerz in a phone in­ creators, Lorenzo Music and David are different". script with the cast and writers and Please see BONERZ page 9 terview from the set of "Love and Davis," Bonerz said. "I started di­ War." "And in between sets I would recting the second year because as do stand-up comedy." a co-star you have a lot of sitting Bonerz took off for New York time, so you either read the great in 1961 and spent a great deal of books of the Western World or time on stage, as well as some peri­ launch a career. You have time to Spring '93 Course Book Sales odical television work. Three years become a realtor or a writer, or as I later, he decided to hit the West did, a director. coast to further his career, going "I would sit in my spare time begin Monday, January 11th from SanFrancisco to Los Angeles. with the editors to see what kind of B onerz explored film in the late visual material they needed to put a 60s. He went on to do "Medium show together and how to tell a Cool," "Fuzz" and "Catch 22." story visually. I also took classes ACE V VIDEO HOME OF THE 76$ RENTALS Comer of Oakland & Edgewood 332-2588 Mon.-Sat 10-9 Sun. 1-9 ••I TTT)

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Vocalist, and SASSY CK: I really like the Sonic wear. lesser-known upstarts like Erectus Senior Writer and Entertainment Youth one ("Ca Plane Pour Moi" DL: Is that your serious choice? Monotone and The Connels. The Editor, Christina Kelly gave me her by Plastic Bertrand) and Yo La CK: No no. And, let's see ... Caroline compilation, TannisRoot perspective on Freedom of Choice. Tengo' s "Dreaming" (Blondie) and anything in silver lame. Presents Freedom of Choice: DonLeibold: How did Chia Pet let's see... I like the "Tainted Love" DL: Why should people buy Yesterday's New Wave Hits as Per­ get involved with FOC? cover (Soft Cell) by Finger. FOC? formed by Today's Stars, is donat­ CK: I knew the people from DL: What's your favorite new CK: Well it's a benefit for ing all its proceeds to Planned Par­ Tannis Root. They make t-shirts started. It's vinyl here and on CD wave band or song? Planned Parenthood and it's a re­ enthood. Highlights include It's for Sonic Youth and Mudhoney and single in England and Europe. CK: Well, "Don't You Want ally good record. It really is. I was OK doing A Flock of Seagulls' Shonen Knife and most of the bands DL: Why "Don't You WantMe Me" is one of them. I remember surprised at how good it is. "Wishing" and Superchunk's beefy on the record. Baby?" singing it all the time when it first DL: It's cohesive, because you version of the Devo chart-buster, DL: Is Chia Pet an ongoing CK: A lot of people had already came out. What else? "Destination know all the songs already. "Girl U Want." band? recorded their songs when we came Unknown" (Missing Persons). The CK: Who knew that they could While most of the songs are CK: Yeah, we have a single on in. So they faxed us a list of what Waitresses. sound so cool? straightforward fuzzed-up rendi­ Koko Pop in the stores now. It's a people had already done and we DL: Favorite new wave fashion tions of the originals, one stands out singles label that Shimmy Disc couldn't do a song someone else trend or accessory? Families can endure theme of Theater X's holiday plays By K.J. Rasmussen liness of these two characters, their is Theatre X's second part of the extol on his special philosophy that is Woodruff all playing multiple roles, sense of loss and despair is tempered double bill, "The Long Christmas appropriate for any season; an opti­ cutout figures also are featured as Theater that celebrates the beauty by "... their ability to immerse them­ Dinner," by Thornton Wilder. Simi­ mistic belief that through the power of additional family members. of the seemingly ordinary is an appro­ selves in the beauty of the present lar to his Pulitzer Prize winning play, love man and the family will endure. For Ticket information and show priate theme for the Christmas sea­ moment." "By the Skin of Our Teeth," in that With Deborah Clifton, John dates call 278-0555. Theatre X is son, as Theatre X presents a double Savick relates that the underlying time is consolidated in an effort to Kishline, John Schneider and Pamela located at 241 N. Broadway St. bill - Truman Capote's, "A Christmas optimism is emphasized by the music discoverwhatismostimportantabout Memory" and Thornton Wilder's, of Aaron Copeland, and like the human experience. "The Long Christmas Dinner." Both Copeland's music, Savick believes "Alx)ngChristmasDinner,"Uun- will be performed in Theatre X's that this play's message of the beauty cates 90 years of Christmas dinners Simply Stephen King newly renovated theater Dec. 9 to 27. of being in themoment is deceptively with the same family by very simple KING from page 7 Returning after its successful run simple, since such a task is difficult. staging. The entrance of the stage is as Delores captivates with her tough talk and bold forcefulness, the police last year, "A Christmas Memory" is FloraCoker,whoplaysthecousin, symbolic of birth, the exit is death. As become less evident as the novel continues, leaving one voice, the most based on the autobiographical short proves herself time and again with her the actors move through the entrance important voice, that of Delores Claiborne. story by Truman Capote. The story is capability to breath life and give a and exit, speaking the everyday dia­ I would think that the women who read this book will be amazed at how about the childhood Christmas' he wonderful spin to oddcharacters. John logue of Christmas dinner conversa­ King captures the thoughts and feelings of a woman who has had some experienced in the Depression era Starmer,asCapote,has also performed tion, Wilder attempts to show what seemingly insurmountable hurdles to overcome. Delores appears, at first, South with his eccentric cousin. previously withTheater X and is com­ Savick believes," that rooted in the mean and bitchy, but, as we plow on through her story, we see that she is fortable with the ensemble. The play, which focuses on their mundane and banal, one can capture resourceful, tough, and, most importantly, very intellegent. special relationship - one that was Prior to these performances will the eternal aspects of thehuman expe­ firmly grounded in the fact that .both be candlelit dinners, served in Theatre rience." King's main strong points as a writer are still in evidence here, his were family outcasts - isfull of warmth X's lobby on Wednesday and Friday. Wilder attempted, with simple wonderful pacing of tense situations, his creations of scenes that seem and wit as these two people find com­ The menus are based on Capote Fam­ staging andsimple, everyday dialogue, totally fresh and original, but maintain a sock that hits dangerously close to fort and joy in one another. ily recipes and are served one hour to consolidate on stage in an easy to home. Co-artistic director, Wesley before the play. understand form, that which endures. In the end, Delores Claiborne the book is a direct parallel to Delores Savick believes that despite the lone­ In keeping with the theme of food, As a friend of his noted, he wanted to Claiborne the character...smart, tough, tragic, and very profound. He's come a long way BONERZ from page 8 ing. That takes all day. If I have time, we shoot a couple of promotional shots. "Friday: 10:30 ajm. is arun through with the actors and myself to refresh our memories with the script and with the blocking we did the day before. 5 (p jn.) is supper, and 7 (pm.) the audience is let in and we shoot the show. It's very demanding for everyone on the show. Especially for, let's say, Candice Bergen, ("Murphy Brown") or Susan Dey ("Love And War") c^ar because each week they have to memorize up to 40 pages of dialogue. r3EC Everyone does a terrific job, but it is demanding." Last year over a summer hiatus from "Murphy Brown," Bonerz and his wife, Roz, traveled to Europe, stopping in Milwaukee on the way to see PORTFOLIOS AND TECHNICAL PENS • NEW DESIGN SPECTRACOLOR PRESENTATION CASES GRAPHIC / FINE ART SET COLORED PENCILS family and friends. 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Downer Ave. -ITklmlterl December 14, 1992 Zeppelin, Queen, K-Tel: T-Ride has it all By Matt Michaelis we would have tried to get signed, we goingforthebigmarket.We'regoing Arlie said. Ugly Kid Joe was great. We were would have failed miserably because for that little hole in the market and Songslike"ZombiesFromHell," selling out everywhere and we even Diverse, intense, dynamic and bands like Poison and Milli Vanilli we're that one band that can fill that "Hit Squad" and "Backdoor did some of our own shows, which sughflyfunky,T-Ridedefiestheusual were popular at the time." hole." Romeo" are so unique, they're im­ was incredible. The crowds were labels of what a band should sound Eventually, T-Ride - Arlie, drum­ At first listen, T-Ride's debut possible to label. From the opening insane, everyone was chanting 'T- like with a new disc that travels nu­ mer Eric Valentine and guitarist Jeff seemslike across between VanHalen note of "Zombies," each instrument Ride, T-Ride.'" merous musical roads. With influ­ Tyson - did sign with Hollywood and Queen, but their sound is filled smacks you in the face, knocks you For a band that never cared about ences ranging from bands like Led Records, notably home of Queen. with so much more. right off your rocker and continues getting signed, T-Ride has had more Zepplin and Queen, to old K-Tel The band chose Hollywood for one In possession of amazing vocals, to beat your ears senseless. success than imagined. But more records, it's not hard to see why. reason. It was the only label that al­ Arlie is sure to be the singer of the 90s. Currently on tour with Joe importantly, they've got their own Their self-produced debut disc is lowed T-Ride to self-produce their From one verse to the next, he slides Satriani, who was Jeff Tyson's gui­ sound, which is a triumph in today' s one of the most original releases in debut release. from a Plant-like scream to a quiet tar teacher, T-Ride has already overpopulated, carbon-copy world some time. Originally, the band was T-Ride entered the studio with whisper. The disc is overflowing with touredwithawidevarietyof bands of bland repetition. not concerned with being "signed." drummer Eric Valentine producing. thundering gang vocals, funky riffs including ToraTora, Shotgun Mes­ T-Ride performs at the River­ Bassist and vocalist Dan Arlie said in The result was an incredibly original, and stop-start rhythms. "We stayed siah and Ugly Kid Joe. Arlie said, side Theater, Dec. 17, along with arecentinterview,"wedidn'teventiy huge sounding effort. Arlie said, "we away from overdubbing. We tried to "We pride ourselves on being able Joe Satriani. It will be one intense to get signed, we're just hobbyists. If do have a distinct sound, we're not get area! density to each instrument," to open for anyone. Europe with event n DISC J^i the Soft Boys, acted as a psychedelic guess, theme song, "Give It To The inspiration. segue between the mind-bending Soft Boys." The acoustic-based "Soda Pop" meandering of Syd Barrett and his UnderwaterMoonlight, themost brings out some of the poppier quali­ own solo career with and without the consistent of the three, is utterly en­ ties of the band, drawing from cliche Egyptians. This refocusing of chanting. Nearly every song bubbles three-chord melody lines and the tra­ psychedelia through the Soft Boys and pops with fuzzy guitar and fresh- ditional pop/punk verse-chorus. spawned a minor though .significant facedlyricalstylings. Tracks to check "Punch Drunk" shines; a cut that body of songs. Rykodisc's recent include "Underwater Moonlight," "I Sister Goddamn slaps you in the face from the start, reissues of three of the Boys' albums WannaDestroyYou"and"Tonight." Triple XXX and continues to shake you by the finds a scrappier Hitchcock making Invisible Hits is fairly hot too. Portraits in Crayon shoulders and shout in your face for The Soft Boys his first forays into a jungle of love There is probably no vaccine capable Call it pop, call it punk, call it a its duration. Rykodisc infested with all manner of insects, of preventing the contagious choms pain in the butt; Sister Goddamn's "Quick Joey Small," one of the A Can of Bees reptiles, plants and crustaceans. of "Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole" from debut release is not for those who two covers on the 13 track disc, origi­ Underwater Moonlight A Can of Bees, although spo­ infecting your consciousness - "Wey didn't attend the Iggy Pop Seminar of nally done by the Kastenetz Katz Invisible Hits radic, offers the droll "Sandra's Hav­ Wey Hep UhHole Ding Dong Yeah." Music Study. With its up-front, ob- Super Circus, is hands down a cool Robyn Hitchcock's first band, ing Her Brain Out" and the band's, I And you have to love a band that has noxiouslyboisterouspunkroots,com- tune,nomatterwhodoesit. S.G.does a song called "Rock'N'Roll Toilet," bining distorted guitars and hoarse a fine rendition of this punk anthem even if the song sounds like one. growling, held together by catchy, hip-hop romp. Best wishes from A & E An added bonus to these reissues poppy rhythms, these guys couldhave Overall, agooddisc, butfhesound WISHES from page 7 is the hodge podge of live takes, very well been there—understudies remains the same throughout without unreleased songs and different mixes for Iggy, that is. much fluctuation. It's the few mo­ Special heartfelt thanks goes to all those great musicians who graced the that accompanies each album. Portraits in Crayon runs the ments where the band hovers in the stage at that day-glow night spot Brett's Dec. 11 for the POST "All Star gamut from the short burst of aggres­ structured pop format that tend to bog Tribute." 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Kenwood United Methodist Church Phone: 332-5935 UWM Soofanc. 2319 E. Kenwood Blvd. Pastor: Rick Brewer Milwaukee, WI 53211 (Across from the Union) SUNDAY WOBSHIP 10:30 AM. December 14, 1992 Page 11 &mf& Fans play role in Panther win ByJaciGardell of the court and proceeded to blow out their vocal chords, searching the crowdfor support and oftentimes I guess they really don't have it all. finding it. There is one thing the supposedly all-perfect Uni­ But the cheerleaders weren't the only ones who versity of Wisconsin-Madison doesn't have that its probably lost their voices. Shaking his fist in the air, unwanted stepchild, the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ leaping up and hugging anyone nearby in the waning waukee does — one helluva basketball team. moments of the game and looking much more like a The 6-foot 6-inch guys from the big city sent the chancellor than Donna Shalala did, was a very hoarse farm boys back to theirplows Saturday afternoon, as the John H. Schroeder. Panthers, using a whole lot of heart and even more "I think this is exactly what basketball should be," finesse, beat the Badgers 77-72 before 10,500 cheering Schroeder croaked. "It is really exciting stuff. Badger fans in the Fieldhouse. "The most important aspect of this game is that it The total attendance for the day was 10,639, but not sends a message out to any team who's willing to listen. all of them were rooting for the Badgers. We belong on the court. We belong in Division I." They were few, they were vocal, they wore black But more than anything, Schroeder hopes the tele­ and gold and they knew this was the most important vised coverage and media attention given to this game game of the season for their team. They were Panther will come as a wake-up call to the thousands of students fans. and Milwaukeans who don't ever see the Panthers play Sitting in the most obscure locations, spread out by at the MECCA or the Klotsche Center. a savvy ticket seller so they couldn't consolidate and "My frustration is that Milwaukee doesn't take unite in their support, these fans nonetheless made their more pride in this team. I would hope this victory will presence known throughout the entire game. change that." "Oh man, that call was bullshit," Pat Quella yelled. Joe Schultz, former Academic All-American for­ Quella is a UWM student who was sporting a gold- ward for the Panthers was sitting with the team courtside painted basketball on his head with a black and gold — and experiencing frustration of an entirely different •Post photo by Jim Sloslarek pom-pom for hair. Quella truly believed from the mo­ kind. University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Chancellor John H. ment he sat down the Panthers were going to win. "I wishl could comebackfor one game," Schultz said. Schroeder sits anxiously during the Panthers' 77-72 win over "We'll get' em," he said. "Even though the officiat­ "This would be the one." Wisconsin at the Fieldhouse Saturday. ing is biased." Schultz had high hopes for the future of the Panthers Quella, and Wayne Rice, another UWM student after watching them thoroughly whip a Big 10 team. wearing a basketball on his head bought their tickets for "Hopefully it will open a lot of eyes and get some the game a month ago. You couldn't tell — they were people out to the games,"he said. Schultz was enthusiastic ITS MORE seated in the second-to-last row in the upper deck. But about the number of fans who traveled fromMilwauke e to that didn't stop them from successfully hexing Badger see the Panthers. free-throws, cheering on their team and harassing any Buteven after watching UWM's Greene and Mitchell and all Badger fans around them. shut down Madison's Finley and Webster, even after THAN JUST "Hey, we're just letting you guys get a little ahead seeing the team maintain its cool in the face of seemingly for now," said one Badger stalwart. poor officiating and even after watching the seniors play "Oh yeah, that's why we're up by 13 points," the best game of their careers, the most gratifying moment A GAME. returned a Panther fan. of all came after the final second had ticked away. The UWM cheerleaders did their share to rouse Over the squealing of the perfectly coiffed red-clad Take a study break and enjoy Milwaukee's best kept secret. The supporters of the boys in black and gold, and they may cheerleaders, over the foot-stomps of the band, over the UWM DJvison'I Basketball tojm will not only give you fast-paced have had even more formidable odds to overcome than basketball, but also great giveaways. Also, don't miss your chance at hoarse cries of the alumni and the outraged screams of the $200 in cash by entering the Frito-Lay Crawl - For - Cash at half time. the team itself. Madison students came a sound that was like the sweetest UWM Panther Basketball, it's more than just a game. Surrounded on three sides of the court by what must music ever heard. C0CA-C01A ROCKY ROCOCO have been a hundred too-smiley Badger cheerleaders, "U-W-M... U-W-M ... U-W-M." they nontheless etched out a spot in the northwest comer SQUEEZE BOIM NIGHT FREERZZANIGhT 'WM NORTHERN IUJN0IS UWM WESTERN ilUNOS PANTHERS VS' HUSKIES PANTHERS ' IEATHERNECKS Tuesday • December 15 • 7:30 p.m. Saturday • December 1.9 • 7:30 p.m. Panthers show they're for real MECCA Arena BADGERS from page 1 UWM's chances at post-season play, real positive thing and a pride thing. Adults S7 • Youth & Senior Citizens S3 • UWM Students $2 home attendance and recruiting for a That's the main focus," Antrim said. For Ticket Information: Call 229-58X6 seven assists and five rebounds. long time, butmost of all itwasforthe "For alumni and potential students, it FREE BUSES leaving Sandburg on Maryland at 6:15, 6:45 & 7:15. * Perine, an unsung hero for UWM all seniors. might give us the kind of following year, had atypically solid game, scor­ 'Today, [the win] is directly re­ we've beenhopingfor.It's atwo-fold WE IS A PROUD SUPPORTER OF UWM BASKETBALL ing 12 and wiping the glass eight flected to our current players. It's a impact." -**!- BEER times. Johnsen led Wisconsin with 18 points and 6-foot-10 center Jeff Petersen added 14 more. Finley was What They're Reading at UWM held to 10 points and Tracy Webster justeight, including ahalf-courtheave DEVIL^JEgD he made at the final buzzer. Both the 1. Mostly Harmless Adams h individual and team numbers showed Resort &£ Convention Center that Greene and Mitchell outplayed 2. Memories of the Ford Administration Updike Finley and Webster, their more her­ 3. Last Chance to See Adams alded counterparts. 'They'reapretryimpressiveteam 4. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galavy Adams with some pretty good players," Webster said. "[The game] was like a 5. Self - Consciousness Updike nightmare. It will be very hard for me BEST 15 LIFTS to sleep tonight." SKING 1 HOUR 6. Way Things Ought to Be Limbaugh Lost in the shuffle of the big win 7. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (PB) Adams was the poised play of UWM sopho- IN THE fif 45 MW." moresEugene Sims andMarkBriggs. MIDWEST FROM 8. Autobiography of Malcolm X Malcolm X Sims scored 14 and Briggs had seven points and fiverebounds . Both came 22 SKI RUNS * MILWAUKEE •% T ~T" 9. Tales of the Body Thief Rice up with several clutch plays. + +. "We've got two outstanding + * 10. COWS Of Qur Planet Larson sophomores in Briggs and Sims," DEVIL'S HE*D + Antrim said. "They remind me alot of I ++ Craig Greene and Ray Perine (both RESORT Based on previous month's sales at the four-year players at UWM) in that • Merrimac WI they know how to play and make the + big plays." 1-800-472-6670 + + + UWM remained perfect on the season at 5-0, while Wisconsin f * + dropped to 2-2. The win will affect "A little piece of Heaven" + + Page 12 ITBEIWMPOCTI December 14, 1992 For the players, a win over Wisconsin meant everything By Jerry C. Smith Craig Greene, the Panthers' "It's obviously a big win for Badgers on it was even more excit­ high-flying senior forward echoed "As a player, you always this university," Easterlin said. ing." Saturday's stunning 77-72 win Mitchell's sentiments. dream about playing in a "Any time a program like this can Although the win over Wis­ over Wisconsin may not rank as "We've waited a long time for game like this. We're just beat a Big Ten school the way we consin was personally gratifying the biggest victory in University of a game like this," Greene said. "The real high." did today has done something. for the players, they hope some­ Wisconsin-Milwaukee history, but interstate rivalry made it abig game -Senior guard "It was obviously a team effort. thing much bigger will come out of for three seniors and a handful of for us. Any time you can beat Wis­ Marc Mitchell When I was off, Marc (Mitchell) it — more fan support. underclassmen, it was a game they consin at home, you've accom­ picked up the pace. This showed "I hope this will bring more will never forget. plished something big. years were up. we have a good team that can play people to our games," said Mitchell. "This is a very big win for our "Everybody contributed in this "Coach (Steve Antrim) said it against anybody. I'm just real glad "With the win, we're not a secret program," said senior guard Marc big win. We played well as a team was going to be a dog-fight to the we won." anymore." Mitchell. "It's definitely the big­ andhop[efully gained somerespect. end. He was right. They're a pretty For a kid growing up in Mil­ "I want everybody to think gest victory for us since I've been ForRay Perine, UWM's6-foot- good team, but we showed we were waukee such as sophomore guard we're an exciting team to watch," here. 6 senior forward, just playing the better." Mark Briggs, playing the Badgers said Greene. "We've proved once "The seniors stepped up and Badgers was exciting. Beating them PatEasterlin, the Panthers'jun­ was a dream come true. again we're for real, so hopefully did what it took to win. As a player, made it all that more special. ior three-point-shooting guardfrom "I've always wanted to play there will be a little more fan sup­ you always dream about playing in "We've always wanted to play Piano, Texas, isn't even from these Wisconsin," Briggs said. "It was port at the rest of our games. We're a game like this. We're just real against them," Perine said. "I'm parts and he knew a game against real exciting actually being on the fun to watch." high." just glad I was able to before my the B adgers would be big for UWM. Fieldhouse floor. And to beat the

where they play in a hotel. Brewers to hang Molitor out to Yesssss! Get some, Bad­ Toronto: where millions are dry. The comments, ranging from gers! 77-72. The score that spent on other team's best play­ Molitor's only a DH to asking made Milwaukee famous. A ers. Toronto: where where the fans have been for 15 score that will live in infamy in Milwaukee's 1993 pennant years, were uncalled for and in­ Madison. Our Panthers are hopes head south. I can see it sulting at best. It was pure arro­ standing tall even though they now: top of the ninth, Brewer gance. If there was at least a half­ don't have a player over 6 feet manager, Phil Garner calls in hearted attempt to keep Molitor, 8. Craig Greene had a 180 de­ reliever Jesse Orosco to pre­ then the loss wouldn't sting as gree dunk and a crucial three- serve a 4-2 lead. Two men on. much as it does now. If digging point basket in the final min­ Two out. The Brewer relief the heart out of the Brewers was utes. Marc Mitchell had so corps is depleted because of the organization's only way of many spinning lay-ups, Wis­ poor starting pitching, and making a point, then this loyal fan - consin coach Stu Jackson was Orosco is the only one left. is going to spend his cash at the popping Dramamine. Ray Molitor steps up. Hanging beach, the golf course, or to make Perine was his usual unflap­ curve ball, quick bat, and Greg a point, at Comiskey Park for a pable self. The Panthers' Three Vaughn remains motionless in Brewers-White Sox game. I'd Bucketeers. Coming into col­ left field because there's no rather be robbed at gunpoint out­ lege these guys were consid­ way he can catch a 390-foot side of Comiskey than to have a Now that You're Not Living With Mother, ered walk-ons at best. Now home run. Toronto leads 5-4. portion of my ticket pay for Sal's „ •„* Discover What Living Is All About. they're walking, deservedly, Yes, the Brewers have a chance salary. At least I know my money fy til with their heads held high. The to win the game, but newly ac­ is going to someone who is upfront ge,*^ 2—^5TW/'- Deluxe Apartments whole Panther squad was solid. quired DH (andhe's only aDH) with the people he deals with.— flp^ LlJ Jbaseball business gone to Toronto. Toronto: climate is not conducive to where they don the ugliest uni­ small-markets, but it was no forms in the majors. Toronto: excuse for Bando and the £^ ~ 2 -i m'\ decide who! to give?? TUESDAY. NO SCHOOL TWO 4 TUE. FROM 9-10 PM WEDNESDAY FINALS DAY 1. IMPORT NIGHT BEVERAGE SPECIALS THURSDAY FINALS DAY 2. Tap Specials FRIDAY FINALS DAY 3. Shooters! Mill SATURDAY- FINALS DAY 4 ; *' w Steak Sandwich Special Bottle Night SUNDAY...PACKER PARTY llii Gift Certificates available at our WATCH THE PACK PLAY Information Desk THE LA. RAMS ON THE BIG SCREEN Gift wrapping available in our Gift Shop $2.00 Delivery Service 229-FOQD (3663) Page 13 December 14, 1992 THEIIMPOST

• Panthers to participate in 18th Annual Milwaukee Tennis Classic The semi-finals, also held Anyone for tennis? at Helfaer Tennis Stadium, will If you are a big college ten­ lighten the wallet $4. The semis nis fan1 with the urge to see will be held Friday, Jan. 15 some of the nation's best colle­ between 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. giate netters go head-to-head, Finals for the Classic will then the 18th Annual Milwau­ be held at the Milwaukee Au­ t. kee Tennis Classic, hosted by ditorium on 6th and Kilbourn. Marquette University, is for Tickets for the finals are $7, you. $10 and $12 for individual ses­ The 1993 Classic, which is sions and $9, $15 and $18 for the longest running collegiate the whole day. invitational tournament in the The Classic is also spon­ United States, runs from Jan. soring a ticket special, which University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee try unsuccessfully to spell out their support of one 12-16. includes a T-shirt for college of the Union's drinking establishments, the Gasthaus. Fearlessly braving the cold Individuals from the Uni­ students. Call Terri Milligan at without a shirt is a Union security employee, Greg Markham. Had enough, Greg? versity of Wisconsin-Milwau­ 276-9777 for more information. kee, along with UW-Madison, Tickets may be purchased at and host Marquette, will pair- all Milwaukee area tennis Gasthaus sponsors trips up against each other and pe­ clubs, Ticketmaster, Marquette rennial powerhouses such as Athletic Ticket Office, and the The Gasthaus, located in the University of ture was hugely successful and a lot of fun for everyone UCLA, Arizona, Stanford, Ten­ MECCA box office. Wisconsin-Milwaukee Union, is doing its part to who went. nessee, and Northwestern in the Also, families who are in­ promote sports in Wisconsin. "It's a great deal, you know," Doney said. "You got 18th Annual edition. terested in the "Homes Away The bar sponsored a highly successful trip to a $24 ticket and all the food you could eat and beer you Early round matches wll be From Homes" program, where County Stadium Dec. 6 to see the Green Bay could drink for $6." held at the Marquette Helfaer your family hosts a player for Packers defeat the Detroit Lions. The Gasthaus also sent a bus off to Madison Tennis Stadium on 16th Street the duration of the touranment, For the savvy 100 students who invested in the Saturday to see the UWM Panthers defeat the Badgers between Wisconsin Avenue call Carrie Wood at 786-4757. journey, it was adeal. Acool $30 bought round-trip on their home turf. Doney sold all 44 tickets he pur­ and Clybourn Street. Admis­ For those interested, calls must transportation, a ticket valued at $24, a free buffet chased for the event. sion to early round matches is be made by Dec. 18. and a private party at the Gasthaus at 9 a jn. the day "This package cost $13.95 and again included free. of the game. round trip transportation, an $8 ticket to the game and Gasthaus manager Wayne Doney said the ven­ food and beverages," Doney said.

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