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Provost search near end Explorer Scouts Affairs and chairman of the provost There are 17 5 candidates for Roselle to search committee. debate group policies "We should be ready to make our recommendation to the president by the Boy Scouts of America, is open to consider. By March there·will be three. March." The organization's both boys and girls from high school age BY SCOTT ELLIS provosts in order to make a final Because of the position's importance, through 20. Copy Ediror recommendation to Roselle in March. Rich said the search committee is view on homosexuals The First Unitarian Church in The future of university academics The committee, realizing the new interested in finding a candidate who is a Wilmington sponsors this group of 19 will be decided by the end of April, provost's "strong scholar" with a teaching and agnostics faces Explorers ranging from ninth to 12th when the university's next provost will importance to the background and good academic grade. be appointed. future of the attributes. fierce scrutiny. The Explorers are an adventuring The provost serves as the head of education the The committee is concerned with group that direct their attention to academics for the university, and university finding someone who has a strong sense BY LARA D'ONOFRIO outdoor activities, such as camping and whoever enters the provost's office in provides, has of where the university should go News Features Ediror cross country skiing. July will shape the future of academics been carefully academically, Rich said. In the past, the Explorer Post 730's Their attention has now been shifted at the university. evaluating "We want someone who will help to biggest decisions have been whether to to the restrictive policies of the Boy The new provost will head the potential form strategies for academic enrichment. go canoeing or rafting on their next Scouts of America in limiting its academic component of the university candidates for "We have a demanding set of outing. members to theists and heterosexuals, and will be responsible for developing, the position expectations," he said. "We have many Instead of deciding on cross country Maggie Herron, association advisor for administering and implementing future since the search qualified applicants and nominees from skiing or white water rafting, this week the Explorers, said. academic programs. began in mid all over the world, with varying degrees the group is debating whether or not "These ideas are incompatible with A 17 member committee of students, November. of experience, and [who] are extremely they should disaffiliate from the Boy Unitarian Universalist principles," faculty and administrators selected by The search is diverse in academic backgrounds." Scouts of America because of the parent Herron said. President David P. Roselle is responsible continuing "on schedule," said Daniel The search for a new provost began organization's views on homosexuals, These principles include freedom of for narrowing down the field of potential Rich, dean of the College of Urban atheists and agnostics. beliefs, respect for diversity and the see PROVOST page A4 The Explorer Post 730, a program of see SCOUTS page A4 Stats prof. From a giant dies from blue chicken • • • respiratory failure with love BY DEB WOLF Assisranr News Ediror minutes off-schedule) will stay University Statistics Professor thenewHen these two from their Valentines Henry Barnes Tingey, 59, died Day rounds. last Tuesday of respiratory failure plays cupid for Delay. maybe. but never at Christiana Hospital. deter. Stoner. who .serves as Tingey, who began his career a.day. ~ coord!nator .o( ,Advertising and at the university in 1965 as an Marketing for the Office of assistant professor of statistics ,;.; BY GREG ORLANDO Public: R'elalions (as well as the and computers, and became a ' Copy Desk Chief bird.'s' straight-map), has professor of mathematics in 1989, . . Ed Stoner and his birdy .forgotten something and must is remembered fondly by friends · friend·· YoUDee are fighting the return to his office. ' · and co-workers. Delaware wind, crossing South YoUDee makes the most of "I considered him a good College Avenue to get to Sharp the wait, aping it up for the friend and a valued colleague and 'Lab. leaping over huge chunk$ five-or-so people in the Sharp someone who will most certainly of plowed slush, all the time Lab entry hall. In rapid be missed," said statistics desperately trying to keep hold ' succession, he takes high-fives, Professor John H. Schuenemeyer. of red and green balloons tied good-naturedly whaps people "He cared more about teaching into heart and flower shapes. with his birdy tail, slaps an THE REVIEW /Greg Orlando than anything else," Tingey's Neither rain nor sleet nor innumerable amount of backs, YouDee, the university's new mascot, delivers a YouDee Gram to Marty Bakos, the building director daughter Lisa Davis said. snow (nor running some 20 see VALENTINE page A9 .. for R~dney Dining Hall, Tuesday afternoon. The message was from Bakos' wife. ' "Everything he ever accomplished was about helping people to better their lives." Through the Delaware Department of Public Instruction Tingey played a major role since 1989 in secondary education as What's the point? co-director of Delaware Project 30 !/Mathematics, a program lose it."' which unifies the instruction of Got $1 ,000 left over from last "It's terrible," he said. "They mathematics by setting standards should have at least told us, for classroom procedures and semester? Make that $1,150. because if I had known, I would evaluation of teacher have used them. BY SANDY ORMSBEE point plans are semester plans effectiveness. This P?Sition Srudenr Affairs Editor which do not carry over unless the "It's unfair." enabled him to ass1st in Tew agreed. "How many times student buys a meal plan the mathematics reform at both state New complaints are arising. do you hear that points carry Could it be the start of a new following semester. and national levels. "Technically, the points are not over? But never do you hear that Tingey and his colleagues had semester? you have to buy a meal plan Some students returning to the lost," Spear said, "they sit in the been lobbying to make statistics a first." university this were annoyed students' separate department, Davis said. accounts Spear said he thinks students In addition , he served as when they learned their leftover are having this problem because points would not be carried over until a meal associate and acting chair of the plan is they are not familiar with the department of mathematical unless they purchased a new meal dining agreement and, therefore, purcha se d sciences during his 29-year plan. did not realize they needed to For example, students who had w h i c h tenure. purchase a meal plan in order to large quantities of points left over reactivates Diane Iffland, assistant to the access leftover points. from the Fall have to tmy at least the points." chair of the mathematics "They are the same rules that the minimum cash amount in T y I e r department, said, "I found him have been on-going since points points, which is $150, to access Joyce (PE easy to work with - he was were imroduced 4 to 5 years ago," their leftover points. SR) said he demanding, but he also accepted had a he said. the fact that people make "The lady at Student Services ClAY Nikki Basile (AS SR), who basically told me that if I didn't problem mistakes." ... Didn't return calls bought $300 in points last fall buy $150 more [worth of points) when his Tingey was a consultant and thinking she could use them they were going to take away the $200 in researcher in biostatistics, and throughout the entire year, said $150 I already had," Stephanie points did not carry over. worked with medical schools, she too was mad when she was Tew (AS SR) said. Joyce said someone at Dining hospitals and health insurance told she had insufficient funds and Randle Clay, Director for ARA Services told him he had to pay companies. services, did not return calls for $150 to reactivate his points. her $150 in points didn't carry "Probably the thing he was THE RfVIEW /Aiiu Colley comment. "When I asked if I get over to the Spring. proudest of was being made a "I HENS ON A ROLE! Delaware 2uard Brian Pearl goes Bill Spear, assistant director for reimbursed if I don't use all of feel the university is fellow of the Royal Statistical up for two of his 21 points in Friday's win over Hartford. UD#l Card office, said all dining them up, the lady said, 'Use it or see POINTS page A4 see PROFESSOR page AS
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HOLY MONTH CELEBRATED DESPITE WAR Friday, Muslims in Sarajevo began celebrating the holy month of Ramadan, which honors the month the Koran was revealed. During Ramadan, Muslims fast from dawn until sunset, and abstain from alcohol and sex. Conditions are not ideal, but the celebration is continuing despite the war and lack of electricity. · CALVIN KLEIN DROPS FUR LINE Clothing designer Calvin Klein announced Calvin Klein Inc. terminated its only remaining fur license at the end of November 1993 because it no longer fit the corporate philosophy. Klein's company is now working THE REVIEW ,ll(elly Bennett with People for the Ethical 1·2·3 OOPS! A student walking through the university's mall does the old tripparooskie on some slippery ice late last week. Treatment of Animals to end cruelty to animals. CLINTON SIGNS A special holiday for UD students EARTHQUAKE RELIEF BlLL President Clinton signed an $8.6 billion earthquake-relief package on A snow day off at Delaware means fun, fun and more fun in the cold. Saturday. The nation's largest disaster-aid BY DEB WOLF employee Tara McFadden After a long day of about riding his bike on "I'm doing basically the package was signed just 26 days Assistant News Editor (PE JR). sledding outside the Pencader Delaware Avenue. "It's like same thing as if classes after the quake, which was Dining hall trays and Several members of the residence halls, Tom Mason riding in sand ." weren't cancelled," Roselle responsible for 61 deaths and $20 cardboard pizza boxes were Outing Club used the extreme (BE SR) and Mike Hoffman Other students were less said. billion in property damage. strewn across the university's conditions for a cross-country (AS JR) agreed that despite playful. "I slept late, and The Stone Balloon and the Congress stayed in session late snow-covered landscape skiing expedition from the the weather it was a great day now I'm watching TV and Deer Park found themselves Friday despite the snow storm to Friday as icy pebbles of sleet Perkins Student Center to the outside. being a vegetable," Christine with extra business from discuss the legislation. fell from the sky. Newark Country Club. At the Pencader steps, new Williams (BE SO) said. "It's snow-burdened students and In a radio address, Clinton stated Last week's inclement "It's a beautiful day out," groups took over sledding as great!" faculty Friday. this effort is a tribute to the weather resulted in a day off Jennifer Nelson (NU SO) soon as others left dragging Jen Dinda (BE SO) also "The bar was a little busier generosity of our nation when it is for students. And like caged yelled as she skied across the their frozen limbs home or to spent the afternoon reading than usual, and the package in trouble, and urged Americans to animals set free, students north mall. food. and watching soaps and store was definitely really take care of themselves and their celebrated their unexpected Further down the mall, two "You had to wait in line movies in her room. busy," said Tim Tully, neighbors. freedom in many different third-floor Sharp teams [to go down the hill] - Unfortunately, not general manager of the Stone ways. played each other in an there were trays everyone had such a relaxing Balloon. RADIATION EXPERIMENTS Screams of joy and pain extended game of football, everywhere," said Hoffman, day. Diego Salcedo (EG SO) The Deer Park, which is The U.S. Energy Department is filled the air as one by one, where all wore white. who said he saw someone walked from his apartment open all day for food and funding about 120 experiments, most students plummeted down icy "People think the beach being pulled down Main near Park Place to his 8 a.m. drink, did double the bar involving radiation, on humans and trails, stopping only to allow has everything, but we've got Street on a snowboard. class at Memorial Hall before business of the previous providing facilities for 100 other snowmobiles to race past. it all right here (on the mall), "It's a stress reliever- so realizing classes were Friday afternoon, a manager human research projects by other Despite nearly constant too," Brian Bockrath (EG JR) far this semester has already cancelled. said. agencies. maintenance, the paths and said, taking a break from the been hard," Andrea Woodard "When I got home my face "It looked pretty grim out All tests are conducted under streets around Newark game. (AG SO) said as she mounted was numb and I heard the this morning," Roselle said. strict guidelines that require remained treacherous, but did On east campus, John Frei her trusty tray/sled. announcement on the radio, "I hope students don't injure subjects to give consent. Also, the not hamper students' (BE FR), Erin Ellman (AS Cars and mountain bikes but it was already too late." themselves sleigh-riding or tests do not involve "vulnerable ambitions on the much FR) and Kari Kotoff (AS FR) moved at nearly equal speeds, University President David being outside today." populations" such as prisoners, appreciated day off. made snow angels and threw for those brave enough to try. Roselle spent the day in his According to Student pregnant women, or the mentally ill. "Walking over here was snowballs at the windows of "It's a little more difficult office reading, writing, Health officials, less than 10 like snow-shoeing," said unsuspecting Russell E and you have to stop a lot," talking to people and doing students suffered weather RUSSIAN POLITICS Harrington Fitness Center residents. George Sorvalis (AS SO) said E-mail. related injuries Friday. Yegor Geidor, the primary architect of free-market changes in 1992, and a current parliament member, wants to create a new political party to avoid another defeat of reformers. Geidar said the reformers need a Operation Valentine East Coast well-oiled political campaign in order to succeed in the 1996 presidential race and other elections. nabs 16 deadbeat dads WHITE SEPARATISTS TO colleges cope BOYCOTT VOTE resisted arrest, a few of them tried to hide , White separatists in Johanesburg, Those sought were said Cpl. David Thomas, public South Africa, vowed Friday to defy information officer for Delaware State the first free election and resist with wanted for either failing Police. civil disobedience. to pay ,child support or Ten of the 16 arrested owed child with the cold The decision, made by right-wing support, and two of the men were wanted group Afrikaner Volksfront, or the failing to appear for additional charges as well, Thomas People's Front, has set off fears of said. senior at WVU. violence in South Africa's in Family Court. Five of those being sought turned Believe it or "One week it was below zero, so celebration. Few people fear the themselves in after learning they were they had to cancel the whole week," right-wing group has the power to BY DENNIS S. O'BRIEN wanted, he said. Graham said. "We don't really get Associate not, UD isn't mount a serious insurrection. News Editor The 50 men named in the warrants that much snow here, but when we Sixteen men were arrested across New allegedly owe a total of $90,000 in child do they don't know how to handle AT&T TO CUT JOBS Castle County Thursday morning in support, Thomas said. the only place it." AT&T will CUI 14,000 to 15,000 connection with "Operation Valentine," an The largest sum owed by one father is The University of North Carolina jobs in the next two years in hopes unprecedented effort to serve 50 $28,000 in arrears, or back payments, but where it feels at Chapel Hill (UNC) has not of saving $900 million a year. The outstanding warrants against alleged he was not apprehended. cance lled classes yet, even though reductions will affect the deadbeat dads, Delaware State Police said. Warrants for those not arrested in their 24,499 students have been Communications Services Group, Those sought were wanted for either Thursday's operation are still active, like a freezer. trapped under a lot of snow which has 96,500 employees and failing to pay child support or failing to Thomas said. "Eventually they will all be BY !ESSICA CARPEL accumulation . provides global long-distance appear in Family Court as ordered, police apprehended." Sraff lll!porrer "It doesn't make any sense," said service. said. Those individuals still sought will be Similar weather conditions have UNC sophomore Leslie White, More than half the jobs to be cut State troopers began serving the arrested if, for example, they are pulled wreaked havoc on campuses all over "because they couldn't move the will be in management. warrants throughout the county around over by police or if they try to renew their the East Coast, but not every college busses and they s1ill didn't cancel 6:30 a.m., apprehending II of the men at automobile registrations, he said. is dealing with the situation in the classes. It was so dangerous out OKLAHOMA FOOTBALL their homes. No information regarding the bail status same way. there." COACH DIES Though none taken into c ustody of those arrested is available. The University of Maryland at There were also a lot of students Oklahoma Sooners Coach Bud College Park (UMCP) closed school in danger at Pennsylvania State Wilkinson died Wednesday at the of for a total of six days this semester, University, according to Penn State age 77 of congestive heart failure. university officials said, cancelling senior Mike Abrams, where more He joined the Sooners in 194 7, and classes the first full week students than 45 inches of snow covered the four years later took them to a were back in school., Jan. 17-22, 28, large campus. national ti tie. Local restaurant manager and Feb. II . The university decided to close Wilkinson lost a senatorial race in "Our university has something school for their 68,553 students for a 1964, then returned to coaching. like 65 percent commuters," said half day Jan. 9, and officials said He was an analyst for ABC, Jesse Lindsay, one freshman among that was only to conserve electricity ESPN, and Raycom networks. stabbed at The Hop 32,800 students at Maryland, "and "There were days where it was 10 because of that, it is necessary to below outside, and students had a FILES REVEAL NAZIS the restaurant, located on Limestone close campus. Also, we live on a big 20-25 minute walk to class," ENTERED ARGENTINA AFTER After taking seven jabs Road, police said. campus, and it takes a long time to Abrams said. "A couple of those WAR The victim, whose name is being clean the streets and sidewalks, mornings they should have delayed Files released by Argentinian with a knife, the victim withheld, was able to contact police and especially since all we 've been things or something, because there President Carlos Menem contain is in serious condition. was taken to Christiana Hospital by getting is sleet, not really any were probably a lot of frostbite detailed accounts on how Nazi New Castle County Ambulance. snow." cases." criminals and collaborators entered BY BRIAN HICKEY He suffered a punctured lung and was Mike Tyne, also a freshman at Abrams said most students have Argentina after World War II with City News Editor placed in critical condition, but was UMCP, said he is glad they have accepted that the university was the help of high-ranking officials. A manager of the Hop Restaurant in upgraded to serious on Friday. cancelled class so much, especially never going to cancel classes, and Many Jews and Nazis immigrated the Parkland Shopping Center was Police described the suspect as a this last Friday. there was basically nothing left to do to Argentina through embassies that stabbed seven times in the chest, arms black male in his late 30's or early "I needed a day to sleep and but "suck it up and deal." sold visas to anyone. and legs during a Thursday evening 40:s . about 6 feet tall with a stocky study, kind of catch up on both," Rowan College (formerly The files revealed that the burglary, Delaware State Police Cpl. butld . He was last seen wearing a Tyne said, "I didn't go out all day. Glassboro College in New Jersey) Argentine Embassy in China sold David Thomas said. brown mask and a long, brown jacket It's nuts out there, there's ice had also been closed the first week visas for as much as $2,SOO to both The manager was in the process of with blood on it. everywhere." of class, and has been closed a lot Nazis and Jews from 1946 to 194 7. closing the restaurant at approximately Police ask anyone with information At West Virginia University lately according to officials. Researchers began working after 10 p.m. when the suspect threw water in pertaining to the stabbing to call (WVU) the weather has also forced "We were supposed to start Menem ordered government agencies his face and a struggle ensued, Thomas Delaware State Police at 323-4411 or officials to close school the second Wednesday the 19th, but there were to turn over all records related to said. Delaware State Crimefighters at 1-800· week of classes, January 17-22, no classes that whole week," said war criminals in February 1992. During the struggle, he said, the TIP-3333. according to university officials , but Joe Diaz, a senior among 9,800 suspect pulled out a knife and stabbed they haven't had a snow day since. Rowan students. "Since then, every -Compiled from Review wire the 37-year-old victim. "Even though the weather has time it's snowed we have had services Following the stabbing, the suspect Got • tip on dty crimeJ C.IJIBJl-2771. been really bad, officials have tried classes but you don 't get penalized took an undisclosed amount of mon ey Confidentiality ensured. not to cancel classes as much if you don' t go. and the night ' s receipts, and fled from recently," said Carla Graham, a "It sucks, man," Diaz said. A4. THE REVIEW • February 15, 1994
Scouts Greek Roundup continued from page A 1 ongomg search tor the truth. After the U.S. Circuit Coun of The rush for letters begins Appeals upheld a ruling Jut year affirming the Boy Scouts of America's right to prohibit an 11- year-old boy from being a member Bids for pledgeship in the university's 10 recognized because he is an agnostic, the church was confronted with a sororities will be handed out Monday, Feb. 21. difficult decision. Formal Sorority Rush began by all Panhellenic Council's Alpha Tau Omega's The church was not sure if they Friday, Feb . 10 and will from schools in the New president Bill Robinson hopes were "able morally to continue continue until Sunday, Feb. England area and will consist the conference will help with sponsorship of the Explorers," 20. Bids for pledgeship in the of officer training workshops, ideas about future plans and Herron said. university's 10 recognized Emery said. activities for the fraternity . The church is leaving the fmal sororities that are Alpha Chi Omega sorority Phi Kappa Tau is currently decision of sponsorship up to the participating in rush will be and Alpha Tau Omega involved in organizing the Explorers, but urge them to handed out Monday, Feb. 21. fraternity will be sending 12th annual 5K for Bruce, consider the Boy Scouts of "Considering that this is the representatives to a Regional Delaware's biggest race. On America's policies. first time we've done spring Leadership Conference in Feb. 26 entrants will be Since the Boy Scouts of rush, it's going well so far," Harrisburg, Penn. The running to raise money to help America is a private organization said Kathryn Emery, vice conference , held from Feb. further the education of a they are allowed to reject president of the Panhellenic 18-20, will help to strengthen quadriplegic, President Bill whomever they want. Council. chapters and build leadership Frost said. In the past they rejected a Nearly 700 women have skills. IFC is also involved with homosexual leader in San turned out for rush, according "Because we have formal rush right now. The men are Francisco and a lesbian who was to the Greek Affairs office. given an 11-day span during applying to be a den J110ther in After sorority bids are which seven rush parties must Maine. handed out, the Panhellenic be held. The fraternities are Herron said when leaders Council together with given the option of holding accept the responsibility for a "Unfortunately, representatives of the Inter parties at their houses or troop they must take an oath Fraternity Council (IFC) will we need more of elsewhere. stating they will do their duty to welcome the pledges with a Frost said he believes that God and their country. Candlelighting Ceremony on most of the men rushing will Members of the Boy Scouts our chapter at Bid Night. During Fall rush, be freshmen simply because themselves are not allowed to be the ceremony was held on the "most second semester openly gay, Herron, said and two rush." North Mall, but because of the sophomores have already years ago they decided they would weather it is being moved to -NeD Kilter decided whether or not to go not allow any non-theistic Carpenter Sports Building. Alpba Cbl Omeao Presldeat Greek." members. Panhellenic Council officer Zeta Beta Tau fraternity Herron said the Explorers are THE REVIEW /Walter M. Eberz transitions take place Feb. 22, will be holding a non deciding themselves whether or I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM! Codi Scarpello takes a break and the following weekend ·rush right now, we can only alcoholic party featuring Larry not to secede from the Boys from the hot 20 degree weather with some refreshing ice cream. members of the university's send two representatives to Roney Feb. 24 to promote Scouts of America. Panhellenic Council will the conference," said Alpha alcohol awareness. The "We did not want to tell them attend the annual New Chi Omega's President Nell fraternity will serve virgin what to decide." she said. "We wanted them to debate the issues England Panhellenic Kalter. "Unfortunately, we margaritas and daiquiris as themselves." Conference. need more of our chapter at well as non -al coholic beer. A part of the Explorer agenda is Points and problems This conference is attended rush." to encourage young people to make up their own minds, Herron continued from page A 1 could not be carried over], I said. wouldn't have bought any, and I Herron said she is · a I i ttle screwing us for every dime we would have asked my parents for .[!] disappointed with the whole have," Basile said. money instead." situation, because the Boy Scouts "I thought that if you lived off Many students were angry of America has many positive campus you didn't have to buy a because they think the university DELAWARE REPERTORY DANCE CO. aspects. meal plan," she said. is taking advantage. They encourage members and Jennifer Iacavazzi (HR SR) Lisa Roe (NU SR) said, "I provide them with the opportunity encountered this problem over think of it as the university AUDITIONS to engage the outside world, and Winter Session when she was stealing cash from us because it's they also give leadership training. unable to use her excess $300 like a MAC card. Herron believes the Explorers in points and was told she had "You put cash into your FOR SPRING PERFORMANCE have three options. to spend $75 for the minimum [points] account and then you They can either continue their can' t get it back." association with the Boy Scouts of Roe said she has never had this FEB. 19th 1·4 PM America and ignore the policies "I think of it as problem in the past and felt that they find offensive; they can the university had enough money IN CARPENTER S. B. MIRROR ROOM continue with the organization and the university without manipulating her into send a letter of complaint; or they buying points she did not need. can separate and become a group stealing cash " I think I ' ve paid enough of their own. money to the university over the NO PREPARED FOR MORE The Explorers will make their past four years that if I have $150 final decision next week. from us." left in points, I should be able to CHOREOGRAPHY INFO.CALL: get to them," she said. . - U.. Roe (NU SR) Tew was equally enraged and NECESSARY CINDY 454-8483 said, "They screw us in Winter Provost Session, they screw us in the OR amount of points during bookstore, they screw us in Winter. parking and now they are taking AMANDA 837-3697 continued·from page At "I couldn't eat anywhere [on my food away, too. campus] over Winter Session," "They're manipulating you into with a request tor nominations ancl lacavazzi said. "I had to go to the buying a meal plan that's not applications for the position on store to buy food . required. They should be happy Nov . 16. " And I bought $900 [more in that I'm choosing to use their After rece1vmg 175 points] for spring before I realized services and buy an occasional BALLET • MODERN • TAP • JAZZ nominations and applications, the any of this. If I had known [points sandwich [on campus]." search committee started to narrow down the field of candidates. The process of selecting a new provost goes through several ·· The world's stages, Rich said. J : 24 Hour Concert The 175 candidates for the job , greatest II go through a screening interview • I Fl ~ (£ 8.. . Hotli~e 368-2000 with the entire committee, he said. ·college The interview allows the committee members to get a feel ·newspaper · for the candidates. After the screening interview the committee discusses the merits ~*UNDEROWNERSHIP NEW*~££ / r·e/)~ of each candidate at "great length" ~ ~ ~ ~ and then votes on the candidate, No Cover & 75( Bud & Bud Light drafts until10 p.m. NIGHTLY he said. "Through voting," he said, "we are looking for a candidate which the committee is greatly enthusiastic about. "We are looking for candidates who have a large consensus of THE support within the committee, not just a si mple majority." Through the process of scre ening interviews, the commi ttee hopes to narrow the REVIEW fi eld of applicants to a subset of three or possibly four finalists who will be brought to the un iversi ty in March for a full set of interviews. The candidates will spend a few days meeting with faculty, READ IT. students, administrators, deans and department chairs, and then two full days being interviewed by the search committee. LIVE IT. After finalists have completed their interviews the search committee will submit a SATURDAY recommendation to the president. EAT IT. After receiving the recommendation of the search THE LOST BOYS commi ttee, Roselle will present a SLAM IT. w/The Underground final candidate for the provost position to the Board of Trustees Canoons who will make the final decision. While Roselle could ignore the DIFFERENT DRINK recommendation of the search SPECIALS EVERY commiuee he said, "Odds are the SATURDAY committee and I will make the (call for details) same recommendation." SWEAT MilLE YOU READ. Rich sa id the committee is No Cover No Cover No Cover No Cover considerin g many qualified until 10 . m . personnel from within the until 10 . rn. university.
I ' ' #" Fe bruary 15, 1994 • THE REVIEW • AS Professor dies continued from page A 1 conference to the university for Let the Games begin • • • two years. Society (a prestigious British Tingey had served on the statistical organization), because Delaware Council for Teachers The Olympics it was a very significant Mathematics Board since 1985, international academic and was university administrator are very different recognition," Davis said. for the Teacher Retraining in In addition, Tingey was a Critical Curricular Areas from the old, member of the American Program. Statistical Association, the "He was full of ideas, plans original format. Society for Clinical Trials and the and ways to organize things to Sigma Chi Fraternity. make them better and more BY DEB WOLF In preparation for retirement, efficient," Davis said. Assistant News Edi tor Tingey pursued certification in In addition, Tingey held the They came by planes, by alcohol and drug abuse treatment. priesthood in the Church of Jesus trains boats, cars and even He was a motivational counselor Christ of Latter-day Saints, taught skis to se e it. for the intensive short stay unit at Gospel doctrine and was Sunday Amidst much revelry and Bowling Green Brandywine, in school president in the church's speculation, the XVII Kennett Square, Pa. Elkton Ward. Winter Olympics opened After graduating from Utah Tingey is survived by his wife, Saturday in Lillehammer, State Tingey instructed Mary, two daughters ; Lisa T . Norway for a live audience mathematics while attending Davis of Elkton and Janet M. of 40,000 and an estimated graduate school at the University Tingey of New York City, and a two billion TV viewers to of Minnesota. Tingey served in grandson. The funeral was see . the Army from 1963-65. He was Saturday, and he was buried in Al though today's events transferred to Aberdeen Proving Brigham City, Utah. carry the same name as the Ground in 1963 to complete his In lieu of flowers, the family ancient Greek events, they ROTC training, and maintained suggests contributions to the actually have very liLLie in contact with them for many years. Henry B. Tingey scholarship for common. Davis said he was on the planning counselor training at Bowling For instance, the first 13 committee that recently brought Green Brandywine in care of games in ancient Greece, which began in 776 B.C. , the national "Design of Robert T . Jones & Foard Funeral THE REVIEW /Walter M. Eberz Experiments for Engineers" Home in Newark. consisted of only one event - a foot race. Delaware Coach Ron Ruddington, shown here assisting skaters Jessica and Jonathan Hunt, is Later, more events were cocahing in his ninth Olympic Games. added, including chariot modern games admitting on the spir!t of competition amateur athletes can do." racing and musical and professionals in recent and more on how much a Pete Talbot (AS SO) said, theatre competitions. decades is more akin to gold medal will mean to " The Olympics athletes are As painful as it is to the ancient games than endorsements , " said supposed to be a THERE ARE imagine, the participants in when they were first university ice hockey coach representation of the best the ancient events, all revived and admitted only Shawn Garvin. that each country has to ONLY 47 males , participated in the amateurs." "The whole Kerrig an and offer , but the m e di a has nude . The audience was also But perhaps the g reates t Harding th ing is sensationa li zed it too much. DAYS 'TILL all male, since females were difference betw e en the conce ntrating more on how " The y ' r e turning the not permitted . ancient and modern much money they can make , Olympi cs int o a m e dia TATER DAY Also , the ancient games, Olympi c s is that to the a nd d e tracts from wha t the ci rc us ." Ideal for journalism, which lasted for II Greeks this was a way of English, business and centur i es, consisted of praising their god s, while ·technical writing and professional compe-titors today the games are a like the modern games communication majors. method of saluting athletes THE REVIEW. which began accepting of all nationalitie s, races 8-11 ' 30 P M • alpine and frees tyle skiin g, fi gure Write news releases, feature skating, lu ge, hockey. professionals in 1984. and creeds. articles, notices for UPDATE, "Contrary to popular W e dn es da y: 2.:2..l.....M.. - luge , speed skating , freestyle sk iing. WE LOVE At least, ideal l y this is Jl . I I ·30 P M . fi g ure and speed sk at i ng , frees tyle the University's weekly belief, the ancients really the case . Does the Olympic ski ing, l uge. newspaper for employees, OUR were professionals, and in motto "faster, higher , T hursda y: 2.:..2...h..M. · figure skating, hockey, a lpine skii ng. faculty and students. fact they had to swear that stronger." which was 8 - 11 PM . - figu re an d speed skatin g, a lp i ne POTATOES, they had trained for I 0 s kiin g, hockey. May be taken for credit revived in 1896 to keep the months before spirit of amateur sport Frid ay: 1..:.2...L\.... · no rdic combi ned, figure an d speed · TOO. skati ng, al pine skiing, bobsled. (if approved) and/or participating," said history alive, still apply today? ~- nordi c c omb ined, fi gu re and speed experience. Majority of the professor Steven "It's not the athletes, but Sidebotham. skating, lu ge . assignments are on campus. the media who are making · -- ttlghllghts can be seen dally from 1-6 P.M. on TNT "In that respect the Ca1l Ed Okonowicz, the Olympics less focused Office of Public Relations, at 831-2791. XS partying calls for XS relief
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A6 • THE REVIEW • February 15, 1994 Alcohol ads tap into youth Farum planned to tended to be male and had does not mean there is no Bombarding children with parents with more years of causal relationship. boost racial UNITY education than those of other "It is not a stimulus-response students studied. type relationship," he said, "it BY CAlliERlNE KING programs are hopefully open beer advertisements today The researchers cone I uded is a long-term effect." Sa/( Rl>pot!PI enough to let the JrOgrarns affect that efforts to delay or prevent Young people are especially The 1994 African them." leads to problems tomorrow. drinking among young people vulnerable to the influence of Consciousness Celebration is The presentation will include should be directed at types of advertising, such as planning a presentation known as several speakers, and feature two BY DENNIS S O'BRIEN determined a relationship restricting alcohol advertising cigarette ads, that appeal to U.N.I.T.Y. (Understanding Now plays performed by professional Associ•!~ N~ws Ediror existed between the children's or using counteradvertising, as teenagers' craving for peer Inspires Tomorrow's Youth) to theater companies. The Not only are children awareness of beer ads and their long as the counteradvertising acceptance, he said. begin Feb. 15 at the university. presentation is also sponsoring a bombarded by beer stated intention to drink as campaign is of equal quality Even in ads that do not show The celelx-ation, which will run black cultural heritage trip to advertisements during televised adults. and is shown as frequently as cigarettes, Mcleod said, Wltil March 23, will include several Washington, D.C. sporting events, but the more A student's awareness of alcohol ads. cigarette ads 1ink smoking and programs designed to promote James Newton, director of aware kids are about them, the beer ads was indicated by their Assistant communication popularity. racial awareness throughout the Black American Studies, said he more likely they are to' drink ability to recognize and name Professor Douglas McLeod "Teens can be gravely student body said Noralyn Payne. a feels the program is an excellent frequent! y as adults, reported several beer brands from still said although the study's insecure sometimes," he said, graduate student working with one. "I think it's an important two new studies by a branch of photo commercials, with any finding that beer ads can "and they are ripe for those Vemese Edghill, Assistant Dean of segment of the education pocess at the National Institutes of reference to that brand in the influence young people's types of messages. Students. the University of Delaware," he Health published Friday. ad obscured and to recite beer attitudes toward alcohol "Alcohol ads, to a certain "Hopefully, it's going to affect said. Researchers monitored brands and slogans. sounds plausible, extent, create a link between all students. That's what Black Kendal Hinman (AS SR) felt nearly 444 hours of Those students with the most documenting a clear causal the use of the product with History month is for, to alert all the events will primarily affect broadcasted sporting events awareness of beer ads were relationship between the two popularity and success," as students of the accomplishments of black students. and noted 685 beer, wine and more likely to say they is almost impossible. well, he said. African Americans," Andrea "The programs will interest wine cooler ads, representing intended to drink frequently as ".It's a tough thing to The link, however, Mcleod Gathers (AS SR) said. "People who black students more. That's a 77 percent of all beverage ads adults, had more favorable document," said McLeod, who said, does not necessarily mean are willing to go out to the general observation," Hinmom televised, according to one beliefs about drinking and teaches a course titled Media that young people are the target see UNITY page A7 study by the Prevention more frequently said they Message Analysis, "but that audience for those ads. Research Center of the thought their parents drank, the National Institute of Alcohol study reported. Abuse and Alcoholism. 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"It's something that would thinks the events will probably touch black students' lives much have a greater influence on African BY MELANIE MANNARINO impact," Jeff Courey, chair of White added that it ' s aims to create a bluepri nt for nue so than white students'." American students. "I honestly Administrative N~ws Editor the Campus Earth Summit said. important for universities across env ironmental campus reform The celebatioo will begin with believe that hardly any white Students worldwide, from as Three representatives from the country and the world to get th at can be foll o wed a t an opening discussion and people will have the knowledge far as Russia, Hong Kong and the university plan to attend the involved. universi ties worldwide. Another receptioo entitled "UNITY in the about most of the African Australia, are banding together Summit including Anna White Courey said the Summit will goal is to develop a way to Community 0" at 7:30 pro. in the American programs. They usually to rate the environmental (AS SO), a member of the strive to collect proven step by grade universities on th eir Rodney Room of the Perkins pass by. They always have in the practices of universities and Student Environmental Action step ways for schools to be env ironmental prac tices and Student Center. past forme." colleges. Coalition (SEAC). environmentally responsible programs. Carol AliOOuse (AS SR) said, "I One of the planned The "Campus Earth Summit" "They tried to get and save money. The Summit, sponso red by always felt that I dldn'tlmow about perfmnances, 10 b!gin March 9, is will be held at Yale University representatives from every Many colleges have already the Yale Student Environmental black history. Today it's important the play "HATS: A Tribute to Feb. 18-20. More than 200 state," White said. "When they found ways to increase Coalition with support from the especially if you're white because Harriet Tubman." starring Sandra colleges plan to work with called they said Delaware was environmental responsibility . Heinz Family Foundation , will it's only through knowledge that Dunson Franks, the single person leaders to change environmental one of the last states to send Rutgers University in N. J. also focus on integrating we can eliminate racism." in the cast. The other theater practices on campuses and representatives." recycles more than 32 percent environmental studies into Since the events circle around presentatioo is "Our Young Black improve environmental studies White said the past president of its solid waste, which curricula. Black History Moruh, Althouse is Men are Dying." which will begin programs. of the Environmental Protection reduces landfill costs Other national organizations "afraid it will draw primarily black March I. The Summit plans to tackle Agency will speak at the considerably. participating in the Summ it are students. However, one would To conclude the celebration such environmental problems as Summit, as well as Vice Yale University will have the SEAC, the Center for hope that students from all March 23, Shirley Chisolm, the solid waste disposal, energy President AI Gore, via satellite. saved an estimated $3 .5 mill ion Environmental backgrowxls would attend." first black woman elected to use, water use and poor "On Saturday they are over the next decade by Citizenship/Campus Green Newton feels that all students Coogress and a former pesidential procurement policies on running workshops," she said. switching from incandescent to Vote, the Green Corps and the should attend the program. candidate, will give a speech campuses. 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Merrill Lynch couldn't find you a relationships with faculty and other University of Delaware seriously considers Kellogg's, General Mills, Minute Maid, beuer value for your money. your input How do you thinlc Dining Chicken of the Sea, Tyson, Armour, Heinz, This, the second in a series of articles enthusiasts while building an impressive Services evolved to what it is today? In fact, and more. VeryFine has been added 10 the focusing on Dining Hall value and variety, resume? there have been major improvements In the selection in dining halls, increasing the is intended to help 'bring home' the true quality and variety of offerings in already large selection of beverages. All value of University of Delaware dining If so, contact the History Dept. (401 Ewing) University dining locations, and the process meats used in dining hall menus are USDA plans. Okay, so I got a little serious, but I continues because of swdent suggestions. CHOICE and vegetables are GRADE A. know that you thinlc this is serious stuff and ASAP Concerning schedule changes, University Take a look at the "Truth About Dining I seriously agree. I want to again leave you of Delaware Dining Services has once again Halls" series in Dining Services' publication, with the quote from a University of reviewed and rescheduled hours for the The Delaware Diner for more information Delaware Sophomore: Spring Semester. No major changes and no on our commitment to the quality and value UDBUSINESS unpleasant sw-prises this semester. Save of UD dining plans. · "Last year I had a dining plan with some minor changes in hours in LESS popu Menus include traditional favorites like only eleven meals per week. By COURSE CREDITS lar dining locations, aU is as it was last the ones Mom makes and more popular November, I was out of points and EARN THEM IN semester. Kent Dining Hall, Russell Dining items such as pizza, burgers, tacos, salad counting change to buy lunch. 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Campus-wide consistency is Monday, February 14, 1994 Tuesday, February 15, 1994 ' tional diversi\)'.0fthe rnenu \is designed. to always being scrutinized in University din 4:0D-5:00pm, 331 Purnell oR 4:0D-5:00pm, 331 Purnell meet the continuing changes in customer ing halls by Dining Services staff. preferences. Not 'Only do we offer excellent VALUE, VALUE; VALUE! You don't Courses wtll be offered by the University of Delaware variety in all our board dining halls, but we have to be a resident student to take advan (Department of Business Administration) during a five provide unlimited reftlls. Sure we ask that tage of the huge variety and unlimited sec week sununer session, June 27 -July 29, 1994. you talce one portion at a time, but this is onds in a dining haD. Anyone can purchase BUAD 309/870: Management and Organization Behavior done to reduce waste. 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University Police said a male vehicle for gun convenience store robbery university student was walking to Newark Police Officer Curt Davis Russell Eat !2:10a.m. Sunday when BY JIMMY P MILLER A Newark man was arrested were able to arrest Mark L. said a man on the unit block of he was punched in the face by an City Nrws Editot altercation in connection with an Ogletown Hackett, 21, of King William Wilson St. was watching television unknown subject. A New Castle County Police convenience store robbery Street, based on a photo of him in his home when his roommate The victim suffered a cut to the officer sustained back injuries A 17 -year-old was arrested which occurred last year, said from the videotape. entered the room yelling and face which did not require medical Saturday when her patrol for pointing a gun at another Cpl. David Thomas, public Hackett was committed to throwing things at him . altention and police have no suspects vehicle was struck by an teenager following an information officer for Gander Hill Prison in lieu of The roommate, Blair Hampton, at this time, police said. unregistered car driven by a altercation at Christiana Mall Delaware State Police. $21,500 bail, Thomas said. 32, eventually punched and bit the Wilmington woman, New Saturday, Delaware State Thomas gave this account of The clerk sustained injuries victim, police said. Castle County Police said. Police said. the incident leading to the in the assault, but did not need Davis said the victim was treated Patrolman David Eastburn of Cpl. David Thomas of the arrest: medical treatment, according to at Newark Emergency Room before Vending machine New Castle County Police gave Delaware State Police gave The Shell Food Mart at Thomas. he called the police. damaged this account of the incident: this account of the incident: Delaware 273 and Harmony Police are still seeking the When Hampton was taken into Officer Jeanne Ramos was Two groups of teens were Road was held up at arrest of the second suspect, custody, he began fighting with University Police reported that an driving her patrol vehicle west fighting outside of 1. R. approximately 1:30 a.m. Oct. 4. according to Thomas. police officers in lhe cell block, ARA vending machine on the first on Memorial Drive, just east of Riggins at about 7:30 p.m., A surveillance videotape Robbery is a Class B felony eventually punching an officer in the floor of Wolf Hall was damaged DuPont Highway in New when one of the juveniles showed two men enter the store, which carries a maximum face, Davis said. sometime between Friday and 8:30 Castle, at 10:10 p.m . when she produced a 9mm handgun beat the clerk and steal an penalty of twenty years, he said. Hampton was charged with two a.m. Saturday. stopped her car in the right lane from his belt and threatened undisclosed amount of money counts of third degree assault and Police were unable to estimate the to assist a vehicle stuck in a to shoot. before fleeing. resisting arrest. He was arraigned at damages to the machine and the snow bank. An off-duty state trooper After an investigation, police -Peter Hall Court 40 where he pled not guilty, value of what was taken. While Ramos was getting out who was shopping in the and is being held at Gander Hill of her vehicle, a 1983 Mazda mall saw the ruckus and Prison in lieu of $3,000 secured bail, approaching from behind failed quickly apprehended the Davis said. Leaking roof causes Gold to stop and struck the rear of juvenile. her patrol car. The two groups of Furniture tipping contest Ice Arena i:o be The driver of the Mazda was teenagers did not know each evacuated identified as Adriane Lou, 22, other prior to the incident. in Gilbert of the 600 block of N. Jackson The juvenile, a New Castle University Police reported that St . in Wilmington. resident, was charged with University Police Maj . Larry water leaking through the roof of the Ramos suffered a sprained two counts of reckless Thornton said it was reponed that an Gold Ice Arena caused an evacuation back and was taken to endangerment, carrying a unknown subject was tipping of the building at 3:22p.m. Sunday. Christiana Hospital and later concealed deadly weapon and furniture over in the Gilbert E lounge The leak resulted in a response released. possession of a deadly 1:30 a.m. Sunday. from the Aetna Hook, Hose and The Mazda sustained minor weapon during the Thornton said a chair was broken Ladder Fire Company and there were damage to the left front portion commission of a felony. during the incident and the damages no injuries, police said. of the car and the patrol vehicle The defendant was are estimated at $65. received minor rear damage. arraigned at court 11 in New Police have no suspects at this -Compiled Brian P. 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THOMAS MORE ORATORY THE REVIEW THE KIDSARE : CATHOLIC STUDENT CHAPEL ALRIGHT. 45 LOVETI AVENUE · FREE (across from Student Services) February 15, 1994 • Tl-'-= REVIEW W A9 Orientation for new Valentines aplenty from YouDee the big Hen continued from page A I a very dainty kiss with his golden beak. In three huge-whitecap raising lunges he After handing her a note and balloon clears the massive pond, administering a students to be changed shakes an amazing number of hands. heart, the bird and his handler exit, punitive thump to Stoner's head with his Like The Flash on speed, YoUDee goes Morecraft being only one of 26 YoUDee wing. Neither rain nor sle et nor snow nor BY SA~ HAUFE She said the workshops into his act. Students come up the stairs and Gram deliveries that absolutely, positively massive Pacific-like puddles. S@nlor Sr~ twpon~r centered on topics like racism and YoUDee presses his chickeny frame against have to be there - today . Stoner says the The next victim, Many Bakos, building Incoming freshman will now how to study in college. the door, blocking their exit. Stomping last delivery should be done by ten at night, director for Rodn ey Dining Hall is - to put have more help in deciding their New Student Orientation will loudly, he pushes a wheeled garbage can delays notwithstanding. it mildly - astonished when YoUDee grabs futures. keep much of last year's around. People push past the front door and All the money collected from the YoUDee him, handing him a button, a balloon and a New Student Orientation's programs, but add an additional YoUDee taps at an imaginary watch on his Grams - $260 in all - will go to the note. The note contains a roses-are-red type format is in the planning stages of academic component for wrist, silently scolding students for their University of Delaware Cheerleaders' Fund, poem mysteriously signed by "you know being changed in order to give undeclared students. tardiness. Stoner says . who ." undeclared students more options. "There will be an additional After a lag of not less than I 0 minutes, "It was pretty cool," Morecraft says of her "I think it 's from my wife," Bakos says. The format has not yet been academic orientation to discuss Stoner returns, bearing an apple and a red YoUDee Gram. When asked to comment on Before two seconds have passed , Bakos finalized, but incoming students potential career options," balloon tied into the shape of a heart. t,he coolness of having a Valentines Day corrects him self. will continue to move in three Andersen said. According to Stoner, YoUDee does the greeting delivered by a giant chicken, "I know it's from my wife." days before the start of classes, One of the plans includes balloon tying himself. Morecraft said the experience ranked a top So it goes. with the core of orientation having the different departments "Where's 100?" Stoner asks, a little out of high 10. In a quiet moment - YoUDee has tucked activities in the two days give a mini-lecture. breath from the journey. More stops, more YoUDeeliveries. On the his head under hi s wing and is strangely following according to Margaret In addition, on Aug. 29 YoUDee shrugs, adhering strictly to his way, YoUDee makes elaborate hand quiet - Stoner says the new mascot is L. Andersen, Vice Provost for undeclared students will have vow of silence. ("YoUDee believes actions gestures, looking very much as if he's infinitely better than previous incarnations Academic Affairs. faculty working with them to give speak louder than words," his partner says.) choking on some bad bird-seed. In American of the bird. Last year's New Student them exposure to the different Sharp Hall 100 - first stop in the duo's Sign Language he has probably just asked ("They used to call (the old mascot] Orientation had a "series of majors and colleges. noon-to-one run. Someone has shelled out for a cheeseburger and fries . Stoner, of 'roadkill, "'he says .) workshops designed to tackle A class with a professor who $10 for a YoUDee Gram, a small token of a course, is fluent in Mascot-ese and gets it Indeed. This one is infinitely beuer. He things freshman have to face, like helps the new students take better person's affection to be delivered by a guy right away. knows the delicate art of tying balloons. how to use the library," said Bruce notes to prepare them to take in a very large (6 feet 8 inches large) blue "You want me to fast-forward and flip the Walker, Associate .Provost of exams will also be added to the and gold chicken suit. tape?" Admissions and Financial Aid. orientation. The target this time is Freshman Mandy The bird nods in silent agreement. Some freshmen who The New Student Orientation is Morecraft, but there's a teacher in the way . "I figured you didn't want to play Mandy participated in the orientation last designed to "expose students to A well-polished apple bribe puts him in the again." Fall felt it did not have a profound the diversity of academic offerings right frame of mind and he points out Mandy Stoner and his friend take a university car effect on helping them decide on campus to better make the to YoUDee. for the next leg of the journey . Stoner what to study. transition from high school to On cue, Stoner hits play on the portable drives, his panner crawls into the hatchback, Kristen Mitt! (AS FR) said: college," Andersen said. tape-player he's been lugging around. Barry the suit too large to accommodate a "(New Student Orientation] didn't Students are welcome to give Manilow's Mandy erupts from the box and comfortable upright seating. help you decide what career you input into the planning of the New the bird takes the stage, pushing chairs out "The dude behind us is tripping, wanted to get into. They didn't Student Orientation, Andersen of his way to get to get to the woman. YoUDee," Stoner says. "All he can see is focus on that at all." said. Romance, YoUDee style, will never die. your tail." A quick look backward reveals Mittl said there were no Such events as the reception at He does a quick two-step with the the man in the car behind is indeed tripping. seminars in last year's orientation the president's house and the New embarrassed freshwoman, hugs her and The car pulls up by Rodney Dining Hall. on helping students who were Student Olympics will remain in soaks in the applause. With a very large Stoner parks in the middle of a huge puddle undecided. the orientation program. mitt, he takes Morecraft's hand and gives it - one the bird cannot possibly vault over. Want to Become A U.D. Tour Guide? The Admissions Office is currently looking to interview a diverse group of U. D. undergraduates for several fall positions. 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JPMorgan ~BOO·KAP· TEST __j ,__.E EVIEW L/LL£HAMMER ~eas1 ly i-he. u;3\ 1e~+ ~~ syVY\'oo\s 1n Review & Opinion -t'v\e \t\\~ -\-or y o-f 4-he. 0\ 'f'VV\plc ~aVVIeS • ..for e:~ampLe. Tuesday, February 15, 1994 Page A10 ... and dor1'+ ~'~ + The Point Imperfection a.bft +V\o~e. Dining Services: " ... Okay, let's works." exh1 b1-t1o~ eveV'i+s ... see, you've got four boxes or Devil As real life UD Joes, we think it's Dogs, two cases of Evian, one case of time to put this point scam Snapple, eight bags of Tostitos, three rest. jars of salsa and one dozen chocolate It's so obvious that the only reason chip muffins. Anything else?" ARA and the university does this is UD Joe: "No, I thinlc that's it." to wring even more money out of DS: "Okay, then, you've got students. What better way to make $34.00 left." money than to, oh, say, just plain UDJ: "But I can't carry anything take it? else and today's the last day of fall There are some serious flaws in semester. I have to leave to go home. the point system. The university calls Can I use those points when I come the money we put into it an back for spring semester?" "account." DS: "Well you've got to purchase Some account. You put money in at least S 150 w~rth of points next and you never see it again. semester to use these 340 0 points. Here in theworld of journalism, Mike Stanley UDJ: "I can't afford to buy $150 we call it "theft'! worth of points next semester. And we're really sick of it. Besides, I don't even eat that much Is it really too much to ask that the money we put into an "account" stays Clinton's Whitewater- the big let down DS: "Sorry, that's the way it there? Politicians are supposed to be above us all, leaking dam, everyone denied any the respected citizens of the state carrying our involvement in the debacle. Reagan lied, Bush The Price of a Provost best interests to the rest of the nation. Squeaky Commentary lied- they all knew, but didn't have the guts clean, they represent what are positive role to admit it. Trying to remain "clean" was It's that exciting time once again. backgrounds," and "strong scholar." models for our society. After all, everyone By Rob more important than telling the truth. The search for a new provost, the These phrases are all fine and good, but should strive to become president, right? Meanwhile North becomes the scapegoat of a person who heads all academic we think it's important to remind the Yeah, right. Wherry nation. programs at the university and is provost search committee and President For some strange reason, be it naive or Furthermore, I seem to remember George responsible for the development, Roselle of one other key phrase. stubborn, I still believe in this idea. The Bush's son popping up as a major figure in administration and implementation of Remember "in the best interest of principle merits worth but recent actions tend some of the S&L institutions that should have future university academic programs, is the student''? produce a looming picture of the president of well underway. We fear that in regular university to push it off the side of the road, leaving it to a "new generation." been declared insolvent years before. So the A committee comprised of 17 fashion, the administration will choose fall down a 500 foot cliff, exploding in grief. It's been revealed that Clinton invested in republican has a problem pulling on both legs, members, among them deans, faculty a new provost who will bring more If you look back over the past four 230 acres in the Ozarlcs, hoping to develop the like the ball and chain restricting the prisoner. members and sUidents. will OIJt tollether financilJI 2ain to UD than Renuine adminisb'ations, every president was unable to land which would later become Whitewater. Will I ever live to see a president take on a recommendauon tor the posnion and academic advancement. escape a major fiasco that ate at their tenure His business partner in the deal, Jim such legendary status as Lincoln, Washington, submit it to President David P. Roselle. Though extensive research and like a cancer eating away at the human frame. McDougal, is later appointed to a position in Roosevelt or Kennedy? Roselle, in turn, will make the final writing in scholarly journals is Like the disease, you can try to remove it the governor's administration. He leaves in Maybe it's inevitable in today's political decision on who will be our new impressive, attention to the student before it does the ultimate damage, but it one year and buys a Savings and Loan circles that a candidate can get elected without provost. body's academic needs is far more always threatens to come back, no matter how Institution which later fails. conducting these practices. After all, it is very Words and phrases being tossed important. We urge that before a final good the surgeon. Before the institution goes under, it's expensive to run a campaign, and when around in reference to the new decision is made, decision makers Which brings us to buzz phrases like the someone hands you a large amount of cash, provost's position include "academic remember whom they are picking this formulated that the depositor's money was "hostage crisis," the "Iran Contta Affair," the ethics seem to grow wings and shoot for the enrichment," "diverse academic provost for. funnelled to a Clinton fund raiser to pay off "Savings and Loan Debacle" and finally, campaign debts. The whole time Clinton closest window. A candidate simply can't "WhitewaterGate." Journalists drool over the appoints "friendly" employees to oversee become president running a "grass roots" possible headlines with feverish mouths, Arkansas's banking and securities issues. Also campaign, for he/she would slowly drown. while the aching politicians struggle to find consulting in the whole mess is Hillary Now that I am forced to pick between good the biggest broom in Washington. Clinton's law firm, which is now being and not-so-good at the voting booth, the "I could have written that ... " So, now that my image of an honest charged with gross conflicts of interests. decision is easy. In my opinion, Clinton's president doesn't hold water, I must now sit Woven in between is a tight network of problem is unethical but not fatal. Other The Rt\liew is still taking applications for editorial columnists. back and examine or re-work what are "good ol' boys" that would make your head politicians have probably conducted the same We also welcome guest editorial columns from students and other members of the acceptable ethical standards for a politician. In spin. How does this stuff go on without practice, and until campaign reform university community. shan, is "WhitewaterGate" allowed versus the anyone noticing? Aren't there any red lights legislation is approved it will continue. If interested, call Uz: Lardaro, Jeff Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2774. "Iran Contra Affair?" I must now decide going off in Little Rock? . Conducting world-wide coven operations , between a three-day~ld shin, complete with a Now let's slide over to the right a little. with groups that border on terrorists seems to little ring-around-the-collar, or a wrinkled, be a little worse in circumstance. Bin then to . •· George Bush and Ronald Reagan both have smelly oxford buried under a pile of other similar incidents crawling around in the hide behind a fragile vail, hoping to never be anicles of clothing. closets of their minds. I think, looking back exposed for the outh, is sad and pathetic. Both won't make me look good to the now, they would prefer never to have heard of Why can't someone just admit the mistake? Editorial Staff world, but they will do in an emergency. Oliver North. Of course, it's political suicide, but it would President Clinton's problem revolves Okay, so a power hungry lieutenant colonel be such a rush for a president to come out and Liz Lardaro, editorial editor/columnist Jeff Pearlman, editor in chief/columnist around the Whitewater Development Co. Inc., jumped on a plane, traded arms for hostages, say, "Yeah, I knew about it. Anything else Natalie Peters, columnist Greg Orlando, columnist Madison Guaranty, some chummy lawyer slipped up and got caught. Central American you want to know?" Melissa Tyrrell, columnist John Ottinger, cartoonist friends and a gubernatorial race. Janet Reno "freedom fighters" and Middle East terrorists Maybe when I'm president, I will act that Brian Hickey, columnist Jason N. Smith, columnist has been forced to appoint independent never knew they had so much in conunon. All way in my press conferences. J. Matthew O'Donnell, columnist Mike Stanley, cartoonist council to investigate the shady situation the in the name of furthering democracy, all in the entire Virgin Islands could fmd cornfon in. premise of following orders. Rob 1-Vherry is a contributing editor of The Yes, a shadow is slowly being cast. It will When the story came pouring out from the Review Tickets that don't measure up The truth about sorority rush bread. Or cake. Nowadays, one embrace the metric system. can't be too picky. Are there no Before we start a heated debate Well, to quote my father, who's headed for the gas Commentary homeless in Kansas? Nobody on over whether the value of being Shooty "attitude is what you make of chamber. welfare? No crime? in a position to compete globally Babbit it." "What do we think of .. . By Natalie Someone should remind Sen. in commerce and trade justifies Anyway, here's how it Jenny Affar," she says. Kassebaum that we didn't grow the cost of conversion, let me goes. "Oh, I like her," Cathy yells Peters up with AIDS, either. If she make my position clear: I don't By Jeff A. THE BEGINNING from the back row. "I met her wants to get rid of something we care. Pearlman Sororities first meet their yesterday for at least 10 have no use for, let her work on We could use both systems on potential new members by minutes, and she seems really holding a two-week rush perky." I think the people of Kansas that one. the highway signs. Or neither. Or She says we are so used to get people to put up conversion Barney Rubble felt like a period. Anyone disagree? will be pleased to know that their Oh, y'all know how it O.K. She's in. senator, Nancy L. Kassebaum, is seeing signs in the old system charts so we can each pick the total reject. works. All the women dress "Next ... whadaya think of on the job. While we just loll that the confusion over the new system we like best. Or mark out He was, after all, an system would be too great. I felt the highways in furlongs. I'm all average Bedrock lower class their freshman and sophomore Staci Burris?" around. she is fiercely fiahtina to best, doing everything to preserve the American Way. that way when push button for any of that, as long as our figure. and average Bedrock "Oh, she's a bitch," Cindi phones came out too, but I lawmakers are not wasting their lower class figures didn't get make that great first chimes in. "She was in my With the help of Sen. Bob Dole impression. history class two years ago, and Rep. Pat Roberts (really), managed to get over it. Shall I time - and our tax dollars - into the town's elite club. start the insinuation that this discussing the matter. Mr. Slate got in. That little Fat girls wear colors that and she used to chew gum and she is introducing a bill that will make them look skinny. play with it with her fingers." forever keep America safe from senator lacks confidence in the Do you remember when these fat rich guy from Texas got in. Skinny girls pad the bras. "I agree," adds Janet. "Last the Godless metric system. intellectual capacity of the people were campaigning for Heck, even Fred - at least for Kansas voter? Maybe next time office? I heard things about that moment when the people Shy girls try really hard to week at rush she wore that It would be reassuring to think talk a lot. ugly purple dress. Yuck, I that Sen. Kassebaum's around, they'll pick someone healthcare reform, reduction of with money thought he was who thinks more highly of them unemployment, reducing the rolling in dough - got in. Simply put, it's do don't like her." · motivation was to save her everything to be the person Vote. A reject. constituents, as well as the rest and addresses their real needs. trade deficit, improving our But Barney. Poor, poor Alpha Whata Evera wants you This kind of thing goes on of us, the millions of dollars that When I was driving in Italy at schools, making the streets Barney. He was labeled a to be. for all 40 or so rushees, each would be spent converting 120 kilometers per hour, I knew I safe ... I didn't hear anyone reject. People say their brief "Hi, one getting analyzed on I 0 highway signs to the new system. was speeding. It would take two campaigning on the Ban-Metric hours to drive a distance of 240 ticket. Amy felt like a reject, too. I'm Benji and I wanna be in minutes of useless first I could get behind that. I'm all this sorority 'cause it's really impressions. for politicians saving money, or kilometers at that speed. Was Did they just decide that other She was, after all, a very fun and the girls seem really I know. I know. It sounds even acting like they're saving that so hard to understand? stuff was too hard and they'd quiet, shy person, and very neat and diverse and 1 was a completely ridiculous - money. But that's not the case. Someone get Kansas on the rather play with easier things? quiet, shy persons don't get high school porn porn girl and fabricated by some anti-Greek After all, a bill protesting the phone and let's uy to explain it Did Kassebaum decide she likes into University of Delaware to them. the status quo on the trade sororities. ... uh, it's fun," then pray they editor. measure comes with a price tag, made the right impression. too. If Kassebaum thinks the deficit? The farmers with no Suzie - the rich little fox Trust me. It's fact. If members meet the C. "WHAT DID I DO So they are not emphasizing meuic system is hard to explain, market for their crops can always with a wealthy father - got wanna-bes more than twice WRONG?" that aspect of their campaign. perhaps she'd have an easier lobby other senators for support in. Carey - the one with the it's a miracle, and much of the ~h. the big moment finally Instead, the senator is promoting time explaining why the crime against the infiltration of that nice figure and "perky" "who gets in" process is based arnves. this bill because "we didn't grow rate is climbing and most major mind-boggling meuic system. Is personality - got in. Heck, on ru mar and first Bid Day. up with the meuic system" and cities are cutting back their your office hiring, Senator? even Gina - she of the "I can impressions. Almost every hot girl gets a she doesn't see the point in the police forces. If you or I got a job at, say, a turn on my personality when it B. I HEAR SHE'S A bid somewhere, IQ not meuic system. I don't see the I don't care if you do that pizza place making pizza, counts" persona- got in. WENCH playing much of a role. point in decaffeinated coffee equation in base ten, base eight chances are that's what we'd be But Amy. Poor, poor Amy. After the two weekends of As for the fat women, the either, but I don't want my or on a Ouija board- it doesn't expected to do. If we showed up She was labeled a reject. make sense. I want to pick up the for work one day and decided to . meeting and greeting ends, the bad dressers and anyone wilh senators wasting time writing sorority members gather in a bills against it. paper and read quotes from the instead, say, read magazines, we From this point on, I will off-centered teeth, it's a day room and vote on which Don't these people have Senate on the issue. I want to would probably get fired. no longer bash sororities. of agony-filled "why mes? wanna-bes should be invited windows in their offices? If so, read that we are so used to safe Okay, Sen. Kassebaum, I think That's old news, you see. I'm "What did I do wrong?" to pledge. are the curtains too heavy to city streets that the conversion to we should be seeing some pizza not into that stuff anymore. they wonder. "Why aren't I It's a brutal process, one good enough?" part? Is it too di fficu It for the a new system just wouldn't be soon. Or bread. Or cake. Instead, I've decided to worth it. I want to hear Sen. Nearly anything will feed the print the truth about rush. that has brought many a "Why me?" senators to look out and see the member to tears. real problems going on today? Kassebaum say she doesn't see homeless when they have You will hear sorority the point in doing it any other nothing else to eat. members say I'm lying- that A sorority official stands in Jeff Pearlman is the editor in Like Marie Antoinette, front of the group, reading off isolated in her tower and clueless way. this column is a load of crap chief of The Review. Shooty names like a concentration as to what her people need, I know there are readers out Natalie Peters' editorial written by some wanna-be Babbitt appears every camp death worker reciting Kassebaum is offering us inches there with definite opinions columns appear twice a week Greek with an attitude. Tuesday. and miles when we really need about whether or not we should in The Review February, 15 1994 • THE REVIEW. A 11 Right now is the time to tune in, turn on, drop the pose, jerk Jesus with love. Often spoken with a inundate us with images of Original Tree of Knowledge," makes a we mock the socially conscious, from wistful nostalgia. undifferentiated "Drugs" wreaking case for a renewed interest in organic SEAC (UD's Student Environmental Commentary Perhaps if a Jeso-hippie havoc, ripping "with nasty big pointy psychedelic use as a curative for our Action Coalition) to Barbra Streisand, identification came more naturally to teeth" the fabric of society. seemingly impenetrable social malaise as hacks, poseurs, and flakes. By Gary the contemporary Western mind, the I open "Newsweek" and find a of violence, addiction, and personal It seems the pragmatic, fiscally Geise current wave of anti-hippie sentiment "respectable journalist" linking, of all alienation. sensible soul of the 1980s and '90s has would be quenched. things , marijuana, to broken homes • Is It the language? McKenna is a cornered the market on cynicism. This Then again, perhaps not. ("her mother spent the rent money on hippie. He talks about things like our has been understandably fueled by the It comes out of nowhere, and it drugs," Carroll Bogert, 2-14-94, p.29) "symbiotic relationship with the Gaian usual roster of quack causes and "See my new macram4 briefcase?" always surprises me: and addiction. matrix of the living planet." charlatan prophets. But an alternative -The Bobs, "(First I Was a Hippie, "My roommates and I really love And I rent a movie, from the Is this a turn-off? I would think so. reading might hold that the vehemence Then I Was a Stockbroker) Now I Am a delightfully subversive folks at Video We children of this most recent Age of Hippie Again" each other, we care for and support with which the zeitgeist of the day each other. And I don't mean that to Paradiso, and find an intrusive Reason are trained to react badly to denounces activism as doodoo is a Jesus was the quintessential hippie. sound like any filthy hippie crap addendum, courtesy of the Partnership such squishy spiritual jargon. We try to displacement response to being too lazy (Lest that pronouncement cause any either," said a friend of mine some for a Drug-Free America, lambasting avoid even acknowledging it, nudging or self-serving to engage in social ripples of discomfort in the social months ago. marijuana as the force behind the recent blindly past it as we would a bald and causes . • constructionist community, let's say More recently, I listened, rapt, as a epidemic of unnecessary berobed Hare Krishna in the airport. Perhaps, despite our lionization of ~. "proto-hippie" instead.) new acquaintance held forth - while appendectomies. Why are we uncomfortable with Robert Fulghum, we are still just plain r Consider this for a moment: Jesus tripping on acid - on why he hated As I hav.e previously made clear in intimations of spiritual gnosis? Why unwilling to share our toys. , introduced into a relatively hateful hippies. these pages, I find it unconscionable for does the "Gaian matrix of the living • Is it the sex? The answer to this : society the novel concept of loving I called him a hippiecrite. the voices of authority to equate so planet" make us cringe any more than question is, of course, yes . • other people with a fervor we might So what is the problem? Whence this benign an intoxicant as marijuana with does, say, the notion that a Jewish I welcome responses to this opinion. ; otherwise reserve for ourselves. He fervor against the mores and mechanics devastating, life-ruining, car thief carpenter who's been dead for 1,961 I invite everyone to e-mail me t watered a wedding with wine. He hung of the late-1960s counterculture? In an making substances like crack. years (proto-hippie or no) loves us and ([email protected]) with your own l out with weirdos and libertines. attempt to make sense of the vehemence Even the stronger hallucinogens, will show us the way to paradise? personal reasons for hating hippies. Okay, maybe it is difficult to see directed against my immediate while demanding more caution and I leave it to the student to work out Perhaps I will be able to share the vo.x : Christ in this context, given the philosophical ancestors, I have tried out respect, don't deserve to be demonized this problem. Show all work. populi in a future column. centuries of misrepresentation from the a number of theories. Here's some now. as the undoing of our social wellness. • Is It the activism? This is a serious mouths of his so-called proponents. But • Is it tbe drugs? Could be. In some Terrence McKenna, in his book "Food bit of conjecture. That we are hostile to Cary Geise is a copy editor of The one can still hear, even in this age of circles, anyway. The media continues to of the Gods: The Search for the activism is, I think, apparent in the way Review. , , dogma, a frequent identification of U.S. needs to take a stronger, more forceful position on situation in Bosnia exported into the middle of a European should be too. Some weaponry has been moved And it just so happens that the bloodbath - unless the United States Russia backs the violent Serbs. away from the capital, but the end of commander-in-chief of the most wants to continue their "pussy foot" Greece, a NATO member, backs the the civil war is far from over. powerful military in the world The Final Word attitude towards foreign threats. violent Serbs. America would rather Russia backs the Serbs - so what? "loathed" it back in college. Contemporary Europe is in much of back the Serbs into a wall before Believe it or not, Russia is still the A word of advice to this Keystone By]. Matthew the state they were in during the early supporting them. enemy, as friendly as they would like Cops administration: if the simple fact O'Donnell 20th century. Changing borders, ethnic Sides have formed already. The you to believe they are. that genocide is spreading across the revolution, and senseless violence are U.S.'s relationship with Russia is Greece backs the Serbs - so what? country isn't a good enough reason for I ' indicative of those pre-World War I jeopardized, as well as the credibility If they don't like being in NATO, the military involvement, do it to maintain days. of the North Atlantic Treaty door is right behind them. America as the leading nation of the Bosnia-Herzegovina may be the Looking back at the history books, Organization. The Serbs are inhumane, aggressive, world. answer to a hell on Earth. one may wonder why someqne NATO's threat of air strikes if the violent, and our enemy. Partition the We don't need NATO, a treaty -wnac- s ·m ·n 1or fne ·onneb 1i1a1e~t couldn't predict the two world wars Serbs did not stop their "strangulation" country into three areas, and give them organization we started, to ao our dirty No natural resources, no economic f it that ensued. of Sarajevo has been heard before. The the smallest part. work. Let the Serbians know we mean ties, no oil ... Why wouldn't this happen now? same warning was given last August. If they don't like it, U.S. aircraft business. We do know that politicians like to The former Yugoslavia once hosted It did a whole lot of good. will be happy to ensure that the idea And if air strikes don't work, at put a spin on military engagements to •, the Olympic games some 10 years ago. Now the Serbs have an extension on sounds a little better to them. least we tried. The Muslims, Croats ensure public support. It once had leadership that knew how their withdrawal- on Feb. 21, NATO After the fall of the Soviet Union, and Serbians can go right back to Vietnam was a threat because of the to handle the ethnic divisions that will strike if the Serbs do not comply. the bipolar state of the world raping Sarajevo. "domino effect." Libya had a madman simmered throughout the nation-state's Like the critics have been saying, collapsed. The United States stood Back in America, we will make light running their country, and Iraq history. NATO is crying wolf again. alone as the only superpower. of the situation - as bad as people unethically conquered their neighbor. But finally, civil war resulted from Bloodthirsty Serbian militia men are This role is a hard one to filL It was think the United States has become, It doesn't take a genius to figure out these tensions boiling over the brim of laughing in our faces. so easy during the Cold War. Hate the the Bosnian conflict makes our that the real reason we were protecting the pot. They find it humorous that the Soviets! Communism is bad! problems seem elementary. Kuwait was because we relied on their Germany, France, Greece, Italy, - United States refuses to take a more Now we see conflict in Somalia, oil. all these Southeastern European serious role in the conflict, waiting for Ireland, North Korea, South America, }. Matthew O'Donnell is an editorial There is no direct, confined reason countries should be very concerned. a treaty organization to make decisions and Bosnia, and we don't know where columnist of The Review. The Final why the U.S. military should be And an ocean away, the United States for them. to turn first. Word appears every Tuesday . ectator tarnishes its·worth while sullying artists North reading The Spectator. A pink is invalidated by the assumption Michael They have exposed their publication as A little offended, huh? triangle was painted on Ollie's little copy, S. Kaplan, the reporter, made in accusing bigoted and I shall hereafter take all their Kind of like when women read about Pronoun, and the words "Limit of one per person" "homosexuals" of creating the thoughts on being a Young American for the "Rad Dog Girl of the Month" or Proverb were highlighted. installation. Freedom with a grain of salt. homosexuals read that they are all Once inside the room, a message The four students who wallpapered the In the article, Mr. Kap,an asks in obsessed with sex. Reprehensible. By Melissa resounded loud and clear. lounge with these journals were friends of reference to changing the masthead from But the most pitiful thing about the Purple copies of The Spectator were mine -only one is homosexual. The Spectator to The Testicle, "Who says article was its myopic view of art. , Tyrrell plastered all over the walls, each with its The article mentions that according to homosexuals are obsessed only with sex?" According to Mr. Kaplan, the artists own pink triangle, a unifying symbol for one member of the floor, 75 percent of the Well, Mr. Kaplan does. Like I said, "resorted to the only means left open to them." Such a pity to have to resort to art. Words are scrumptious. homo- and bisexuals. Some featured the floor is homo- or bisexual. Might that only one of the students is homosexual Depending on your taste and appetite, publication's name altered with paint and "one member" be Mr. Geoffery Q. Pease, and she is a woman. The others were He accuses the students of being _ you can chew them, mull them and digest whjte-out, reading "Testicle" or business manager for The Spectator? "straight" men, and we all know they "unwilling, or probably unable to defeat The 75 percent figure, which really aren't obsessed with male genitalia. Mr. the views expressed in this newspaper them as you please. "Defecator." with a logical argument." Art, however, is like intravenous . Flying above me was a Spectator should not matter anyway, is inaccurate. It Kaplan's remark was a mean stereotype Mr. Kaplan, I think their argument nutrition for the brain. Despite your will, mobile with the phrase "silence = death." was determined by Mr. Pease's roommate based on assumption, not fact. I have several other complaints about exuded logic and power - painted over the silent visual is embraced by the blood The Art Community, in unique fashion, in a class survey on a night when most newspapers with only two words decrying and surges to the mind. had beat me to expressing a valid point. people weren't home to answer his the article. ignorance, fear and anger. Unfortunately for some, the speed and So naturally The Spectator reacted. But questions. For example, why was this their top This was not a simple shredding or impact of art can damage the nerves and I have to admit, I was really disappointed Still, it seems Mr. Kaplan felt this story? The Spectator, "another perspective for burning of 73 copies of The disturb the equilibrium. Their constitution to see how the publication, a self "fact" (or his disbelief that heterosexuals Delaware," is printed monthly. Since Spectator. No one simply defaced the cannot handle the intense effect of art, and proclaimed champion of PC-bashing, can support homosexual rights) licensed in vile reactions, they violently reject its reacted. him to assume only gays and lesbians December, President Clinton spoke to copies with random slurs or graffiti. The Congress in his State of the Union installation was premeditated, concerted worth. In articles gone-by, The Spectator were the artists. He seized an opportunity repeatedly mentioned how the First to vent his hatred of such people. address, submitted his budget and has expression of thought. It may not have been the Mona Lisa, but it worked. A month ago, I had the pleasure of Amendment allows us to freely express How can I assume he hates gays? He failed to act in Yugoslavia. Am I to believe by building an happening upon some pretty effective art. ourselves, even at the expense of others. calls them "the opponents" of The There has been so much fodder from the government for their politically argument around false assumptions your Four students in the Art Community of Unfortunately, "Homosexuals Show Spectator. devoted paper to attack, yet their top story rebuttal is logically sounder? Special Interest Housing had created an Love and Support for the Spectator,'' their Mind you, analyzing the word nul:"ifon "to ·(ne Art ""'t:ommun·uy··s ·"opponents"·has noUiing to do with "PC. 1 was a whiny piece about an art art installation focused on their opposition am installation. Melissa Tyrrell is an editorial columnist to The Spectator's views on homosexuals. installation, demonstrates how a writer not asking The Spectator to never use the word "opponent" in reference to Mr. Kaplan said in the article that what of The Review. Pronoun, Proverb I was greeted at the door to their can freely express himself at his own homosexuals. In fact, I thank them for the Art Community did "was no less than appears every Tuesday community room by a photo of Oliver expense. The headline, and thus the whole story, being honest. reprehensible." Letters to the editor What other newspapers are saying ... As has become custom at Memorial Day Weekend every On energy conservation customer has to take the first step Bernard and Nathan Schilberg More research needed and contact the power company. run a scrap metal business in the this university, very few people year. I'd like to see him For years, energy I am writing in response to voted. The Senior Class convince Lee Iaccoca to give up Once arrangements are made to easter Connecticut town of conservation, the most promising keep bill collectors at bay, wise Willimantic. They call it the Jeff Pearlman's editorial Officers decided that we made a his vacation weekend. of alternatives to increased use of ("Taking a chance on a 1994 mistake by having the voting in Pearlman, I hope you homeowners will think about how Schilber~ Integrated Me1als commencement speaker," Feb. fossil fuels, has received little but to conserve the expensive energy Corporauon. Others might call it a the Perkins Student Center research your editorials a little lip service from public officials 8, 1994) on the 1994 during the day. better in the future so thal you which slipped out through walls, junkyard, but no matter. The It and scan1 attention from the windows, doorsills and cracks. Schilbergs began buying scrap commencement speaker. We then placed another ad stop sticking your foot in your public. seems like forever now that I've in The Review stating that we mouth. Again, DP&L and olher power from remnant states of the former been reading Pearlman's Until this miserable winter. companies are ready to help. Soviet Union two years ago. There would hold voting in the Morris You have a responsibility to The wake-up call came in the form editorials on subjects he knows Library entrance area from 7-11 the students to know what you DP&L says it can give tips over was nothing remarkable about that so little about. How can he call of the monthly energy bill from lhe telephone and, if until last summer, when lhey p.m. for two evenings. This was are talking about before putting outfits like Delmarva Power himself a reporter? If he would very successful, and I would it down on paper. circumstances justify it, will found a 12-foot brass statue buried &Light. conduct free energy audits at in a shipment lhey aequired for have done so much as 15 estimate that between 400-500 Any questions now? Conservation may not have minutes of investigating, he seniors voted. customers' residences. about 50 cents a pound. wOuld have found out thal his come to mind immediately when Help is available, but the The statue depicts none other Where were you, Pearlman? Scott Rosenberg family bill-payers spotted the editorial was way off base. I cannot speak for how this Senior Class President people at the energy companies than Vladimir llyich Lenin in a As Senior Class President, I shocking figures ... in some cases are not mind-readers. You 've got pose described as "casual" by The process was handled in the past, AS SR it was more than the monthly rent have been working with the but I can tell you that things are to ask. Associated Press and "imperious" other class officers and the or mongage, enoufl! for a trip to by The Hartford Courant, one being handled in a very The Good News Disney World, which, at the , University Alumni Relations responsible manner this year. The Wilmington News JowMI, hand in his pocket and the other · department on soliciting a Until his column ("No real moment, seemed a good idea. Feb. 12, 1994 clutching his lapel. The Schilbergs Lee laccoca won the The first thought was how to 1 commencement speaker. I was reasons behind religion," Feb. have been unable to detennine 1 election with Tom Brokaw and pay. DP&L announced it was given the original list of Tom Clancy following close 4, 1994) explaining whal was On Willimantic where the statue stood, but bent potential speakers with the wrong with organized religion, willing to help, to work out an bolts at the base suggest a violent behind. Tom Carper will not be u-ran11ement for families off At lhe 1917 Congress of understanding that there would here. I cannot guarantee anyone there was so much that never tory end. be no guarantees of actually made sense to me before. the big bills over a period o Soviets, Leon Trotsky bade lhe From Lenin's point of view, that any of these three men will months. It didn't say how many Mensheviks good riddance with a getting the person who won the be here on May 28, but every Now I am abandoning my this story has a happy ending. months, insisting that e~eh case resounding putdown: Go to lhe , election. However, the people attempt will be made to get a religious institution and trying Back home, he would surely have on the list were all people the to convince it to disband, as would be considered individually. place where you belong from now been melted down by now. At speaker that all graduates will As an alternative, families can on- the dustbin of history." university believed they had a be proud to have represent this will be better for everyone. Schilberg Integrated Metals, he , good chance of obtaining. Thanks for the good news. sign up for the budget plan ID!der Little could he have imagined that still stands 12 feet tall. them. which the customer pays a nxed his most celebrated Bolshevie Pearlman actually was correct What Pearlman also seems about only having three days Karol Wojtyla amoiDit each month based on an colleague would wind up in a New Til. New York TitMs to fail to realize is that in the estimate of average use. But the England scrap heap. after the ad in The Review was university's ultimate wisdom, CEND placed on Nov. 9 to vote for a we hold commencement on speaker. A12 •THE REVIEW• February 15,1994 University of Delaware Was BILL COSBY Office of Housing and Residence Life Information sessions for RA applications an ~alb\ a? 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Ask Aunt Spumoni If pi:tures could talk, tre ooe above • these words would be screaming its lungs out. It really is a t.:l pcture. As an Aunt who respects her pivacy, I requested BY lAUREN MEDNICK my picture not be used. Besides, we Assistanl Features Editor , should all have a little mystery in our · Angela hesitantly Beware: They leave their ·. lives. My identity will remain a guarded walks around the • secret. mass and fearfully "But come oo Aunt Spnnoni," the steps over an chaotic ooze everywhere. ' editor of this paper said to me, "we need unidentifia-ble object that Delaware. These students maintains that it is an don't pick up .~ a mug shot to run wilh your cohmm." seems to have doubled in size are running from their "organized mess." and my shoes that · "Fme,"l said. "Use scmeate else's since the day before. roommates' clutter. The "There may be several will lay around for ': picture. Nancy Reagan's maybe, or The bulky unit had spread endless pile of clothes, the piles of clothes, but if you days before I eithe Kalherine Hepburn's." like a cancerous growth, dirty dishes and the empty ask me where a particular wear them or one of my No way, he told me. No how. dominating the room with its overly cereal boxes -· it is all a shirt is, I can tell you exactly roommates move them , " So we had a little fireside chat. awesome size. organized way of life for these students which pile that shirt is in," Leslie readily admits. ~ Taking a page from newspaper "I was scared at one point roommates decided they were ; columnist David Barry, I suggested to that I would not be able to who must battle the slobs Diane says with a smile. Those who can attest to not going to take it anymore. cleverly disguised as Tara, a junior and Diane's being slobs don't always stay ': Mr. Editor that he might over 10 leave, the mass was growing Julie admits the dishes come roommates and friends. roommate, paints a slightly that way. But it's important my way of thinking if he was just and no one knew when it piling up in the sink were out "I am not saying that my different picture. to note that much of the time, rmved a teensy bit closer to the fire. would stop," Angela, a of control. But she's not sure roommate is a dirty person, "The room gets disgusting slobs are born just the way if she would go as far as her We agreed to use SOIJleOOe else for senior says. Sound like a but she is so messy with her sometimes. There are moldy they are. housemates to get even. the picture. This person wwld pose aOO clothes that there will be pizza boxes, old magazines "1 have always been messy the Iit<>togrii!Der would arrange it so the s c i - f i "My roommates assigned weeks that go by when I with chewing gum stuck to even when I lived at home," • shot would obscure the model's face. flick? us each a plate, a bowl, a don't see the floor and I them and once even found Leslie says. "After a while Obscure, mind you. N« blur into an I fork, a spoon, a glass a·nd a UI1RlCOglli2able glob. forger what color the carper an open qripping bottle of my mom just gave up on me." knife with our names on Is that picture even of a human is," Angela says. nail polish," Tara says. While mothers everywhere them and in our own being? I can't rell. Lisa, a "It is more than just piles are asking themselves , assigned cabinets," Julie Mr. Editor and I need to have sophomore, of clothes, it is more like "Where did I go wrong?" the says. lllOiher fin:Side chat. says her grounds for condemnation." scientists are hard at work AI though she was not My assistants have informed me roommate is The conflicts between finding the genetic link that happy with the situation at your questions are beginning to come incredibly roommates can get pretty breeds these slobs. first, things were a lot less messy heated, as the unsightly "I don't understand why • in. Next week, I will begin 10 answer complicated and it did work. your questions in earnest. Remember and disarray accumulates as my daughter is such a Surprisingly, the dishes did • has quickly as the snowfall disorganized mess," Diane's this column will only be as good as your get washed. outside. mom says . "I have always letters; withwt you. 1 will be forcro to "People These humdingers can lead kept such a neat and tidy • ramble oo arxl oo witrout pause. to bigger and more house. It is not So get those letters in. Scnl them via problematic situations if not I ike she • campus mail and it's free. Use a camplS dealt with immediately. Jitooe to call and it's free. You can't "Our problem was that we ~ beal those pices with a blunt object did not discuss it at the By the time you read this, Valentines beginning, and finally when • Day will have passed like so much it became an issue, we were both so angry that we ~ warer under the mdge. Let me tell you why I love this couldn't discuss it • holiday: rationally," Tara says . One of my assistants has been "The first fight we had was swooning over a young woman. He clothes about the clothes that were came to me arxl said as much. He said everywhere. on the floor," Diane says. "Her stuff was "Tara couldn't accept the fact this woman was smart and fumy and learned to beautiful and very much out of his everywhere, I just that I had too much to do to be like this league. got so sick of it I started worry about cleaning." throwing all of her stuff that Cleaning up seems to be a example." In his own words, "she's as Jrelty as when Instead of just accepting ; the new-fallen snow, you know, before 0 r was on the floor on to her chore that these they see the system in our bed, no matter what it was," organizationally challenged the chaotic disorganization, • cars tum it 10 a blackish slush." A true one of house," Julie says, "but it Lisa says. individuals never seem to some people are fighting works." .. poet, my assistant those low budget ,_ "How do you know she's out of your 8 -rated movies? The roommates of these have the time for with their back with valiant efforts to Regardless of the system, maintain their space and their • league?" I asked. Not exactly, think seemingly normal individuals busy schedules. or the schedules that are sanity. .. My assis1an1 just stared at me. again. appear to be the victims in Leslie, a sophomore who worked out between the disorganized world of the admits to being a slob says, The dishes were piled to . "How do you know'l" This is the day-to-day fear ·housemates, people will slob, but in every war there "I like clean rooms, I just the ceiling as the former always look down on the ~ Again with the stare. To his credit, many students must face. liquid substance solidified ~ my Bislant is vuy good at verifying They are scared. They are are always two sides ... even don't have time to keep it slobs, but without them life • leUiers. alone. And there is no place in the the war of the slobs. clean." into a gooey glob in the sink, would be too organized. and then the immaculate ones "How do you know'l" to hide. It may sound like a bad She will just throw her Besides it is pretty talk show topic ... but here are got even .. at least in Julie's Anyway, to make a lCIIg story slut, This is not a scene from clothes off to the floor, obvious the slobs out number house they did. ' the point is be didn't kmw. This lovely the University of Delaware's the slobs and the people who where they will rest for an the all-mighty immaculate love them. infinite amount of time. Julie, a senior, says the ones anyway, so if you can't young wunan mi~ be as looely as my remake of The Blob. It is Diane, a senior, admits "I think what makes me situation in her house got so beat 'em .. join 'em. Just don't IL'ISistant h mi~ IXt have bad a date more like The Slob takes the that she is messy, but bad that one day her two , in nmths. All he had to do was ask. All University of messy is all my clothes that I pick up after 'em. •~ be had to do was take a chance. ; • We had a little fireside chat, he and L ,. Yesterday, my assistant sent this ,. young woman a camatioo with a nice My life as organizationally challenged ;:: little DOle. He took a chance. lrere's a • nua1 to this Story, but foc tre life of me, BY lAURA FASBACH slovenliness. matter how convincing their Jackson Pollock of the ~- I can't figure out what it is. Features Editor But I'm no slob. guffaws may be. domestic front. Much like his , • Next week I'll let you know how it I suppose a declaration is in Okay, people who know me, I guess I prefer to look at free expressive style of • wat. Good luck, my young assistant order. Though my roommates especially those who have my world not merely as an painting I tend to leave dirty wouldn't buy it, since they've been blessed with having the oyster but as a dumping dishes scattered on the stove, Leuers to Aunt Simooni may be sent heard my excuses before, I'd chance to live with me and my ground for my belongings. on the counter, in the living : to: like to tell the masses- I'm mess, are probably suffering I like to think of myself as a room, in my bed and, if my Ask Aunt Spumoni not a slob. from sidestitches as a result of c r e a t i v e roommates are lucky, in the C/0 The Review I guess you could say I'm laughing too hard. But ndividual. An sink. Stlldtlll Cenler B·l just shy about my neatness. don't believe what artist, if you Or perhaps my domestic Uni'lemzy c(Delaware Maybe intolerant to you hear, will. You habits reflect the stream of Newott.,DE /Vl/6 organization? Perhaps co u 1 d consciousness style much like Jmmune to all me the literary works of James Remember to include a name and a n a I Joyce and Virginia Woolf. I ~number (foc verificalioo puposes mean, I don't even think about . OOly.) leaving the cap off the toothpaste or replacing the old Alooe calls: (302) 831-271J. roll of toilet paper. Nor am I Leave message (not questions bothered by the zucchini left lhc:mselves) roc Autt Spumooi. in the bottom drawer of the see SLOB page 84 -AIDttS~ 82 • THE REVIEW. February 15, 1994 ·Fathers are a girl's best hero ;ENTERTAINMENT NEWS - ~Depardieu'sforeign charm on the loose in a tropical paradise My Father The Hero father , who decides to take his 14-year Steven Miner old daughter Nicole (newcomer Katherine And the winner is ... Touchstone Pictutes Heigl) to the Bahamas for a little bonding. Well, the Academy Award ex.a:Ueoce? Nicole is a tad reluctant to leave (it had Grade:C+ ooninali Test your knowledge of ... Movie Times MOVIE LINES A. My c. 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He received angry replies • "So you rhoughr you'd might like such as "Sinatra," "Engelbert ; to go to the show .... " anticipation and Humperdink" and "The Monkees' • -Roger Waters Reunion Tour." ; bonding makes Just before dawn, a man with a • A shanty town grew in chemically distorted sense of reality : Philadelphia overnight Feb. 4. us all wish we staggered down the line . As wasted The guy at the head of the as he was, he was not afraid to ' crowd, who wouldn't (or couldn't) speak his mind. give a name, claimed to have been were there. "Peace to everyone ... peace to the waiting in line from Tuesday night leaking out from under one giant stoned guy in the chair ... peace to until Saturday morning. blanket. By morning, many fans my brothers on the corner," he The clothes he wore seemed had retreated to the warmth of their screamed into the brisk night air. about four days old because of the heated cars. Near the headof the His yelling was loud enough to . accumulated stains. He smelled like line, one man slept on a diny brown cause the stoned guy to fall out of . he hadn't bathed in at least a week. sofa. his chair, much to the delight of his Thousands of people braved the Many people chose not to rest friends. freezing weather and camped while waiting in line. The fans knew that the long, cold outside of the Spectrum in order to "I'm not planning to sleep," said wait was almost over as the sky lit get tickets. one inebriated fan. "I've got a lot of up into a beautiful and fitting pink What's in a name? Tickets for Floyd. beer to kill." dawn. By midnight Friday, some 3,000 Alcohol was not the only Although the tickets were still down, took her certificate and more on identifying with each people were waiting in sub-freezing substance fans used to numb not going to be available for hours, quickly scampered back to her These aren't other instead of standing out," weather for tickets that wouldn't go themselves from the cold. The people started moving toward the seat. says sophomore Katherine on sale until 10:00 a.m. Saturday. smell of marijuana wafted through box office before 9. "I flushed beet-red when I everyday Weiner, who says it's her last Dan had been in Germany the night air. Balloons full of The line degenerated from order heard the way he messed up my name that gives her problems. visiting his parents, but cut his visit nitrous oxide were as abundant as name," says Nelleka to chaos as everyone rushed to get The possibilities are endless. short when he found out that Pink helium filled balloons at a circus. as close as possible. Gone were the (pronounced Nell-a-ka) Eggink, Tom, Dick Learning about different Floyd tickets were going to be on At about I :20 a.m., a man selling tents and sleeping bags that had , a sophomore. cultural backgrounds at a large sale. "doses" and "black hash" wandered marked out territory, being replaced "I had gotten used to people university fosters a respect for Previously, Dan had seen them down the shabby, shivering crowd. with thousands of people standing • andHarrys. saying it wrong, but he just said things that bring out uniqueness. in London in 1980 and Roger A while later, the Valium man as close as possible. . it so loudly and boldly." Freshman Senta Hoffman was Water's Berlin performance of The followed. Many fans had obviously partied .... Nelleka, whose name is of originally supposed to be named Wall. At fast, the fans that engaged in too much during the previous night. , BY LAUREN MURPHY Dutch origin, says now that she's Stephanie, but since several Copy Editor While he talked, Dan punctuated illegal activities kept their drugs At times it seemed that the entire older, she gets more other babies in the delivery room his sentences with hits from a concealed. As the night dragged crowd was staggering. One woman The fifth-graders filed into compliments on luving an were given that name, she was the· auditorium, excited for the marijuana pipe. on, it became apparent to all that began to vomit onto the Spectrum unusual name. named after German movie Dan's flight 'from Germany was the Spectrum Event Staff was not lawn and was cheered on by student of the month to be "It was hell when I was actress Senta Barker. awarded at the assembly. After worth the trip. He was rewarded about to hassle anyone. everyone in sight. young," she says. "I wanted my "Some people say that my with field seats, in the 35th row. Ike Richman, of the Spectrum The first show sold out at about the principal spoke, a young name to be 'Jenny' or something name is neat, or pretty, but · boy was chosen to make the Pink Floyd is not the only group Public Information Office, says 11:15, but a second show was plain." there's always the stupid names, that inspires people to camp out for there is additional security on duty immediately opened. The second announcement. Today's multiculturalism has like 'Santa Claus' or 'placenta'," "This person has done tickets. when the Spectrum expects ticket show was sold out on Sunday. pushed aside traditional names Barker says. · Domenick Sicilia, Director of the campers, although their primary The tired, smelly, intoxicated exceptionally well and deserves like Tom, Dick or Harry, making Keenan Hitchens, also a recognition," the boy said Bob Carpenter Center, says that purpose is to protect the crowd. crowd left on a mixed note of uncommon names not only freshman, says his unusual name people camped out for performers Richman says the crowds are exuberation and sadness having to. clearly into the microphone. interesting to others, but also often sparks conversation. "The Student of the Month such as Lenny Kravitz, Duran usually peaceful, "with people depart from their newly adopted seen as a way to express "Lately, a lot of people have Duran and Phish, among others. playing touch-football, listening to families. award goes to Nequila Eggink." individuality. been telling me they like it, but Wait. Did he just say After a few hours outside, the music ... almost like a concert." However, they basked in the It wasn't always this way, people always call me 'Canine' By 2:00 a.m., the line for tickets Tequila? cold was painful. Fans took shelter knowledge that they would soon , however. At times, immaturity is and stuff," Hitchens says. stretched across four city blocks. As the children burst into in tents, lovers lay together under meet again under a starry, summeJ• combined with a lack of respect Sophomore Shelbey Korner All night, the citizens of applause and chatter mixed blankets and friends huddled in sky, surrounded by even more ' or tolerance for anything that says her name isn't totally groups to hide from the chilling Philadelphia drove by, honking at wafting marijuana and excessive with giggles, the winner walked sets a person apart from his or obscure (it's the name of Julia down the aisle with her head breeze. the line. Many fans got irritated by vomiting, with nothing but the · her peers. Robert's character in Steel At some points, you could count the obnoxious noise, which kept melodic psychedelia of Pink Floyd "Young kids want to focus see NAMES page B4 parts of at least six sleeping people them from sleep. to guide them alon&_: ; .• One motorist yelled out of his The strange appeal to the cult .. Films find their way out of the mainstream and into the masses. BY IENN VALESE seem to fade away until they The accumulation of cancer causing tar stops Als;,tanr EnrertainmEfll Ediror suddenly develop a following of "Let's do the lime warp devoted repeat viewers. The carbon monoXide je'veiifl yow blood drops. agaaaaiiinnnn!! !" Reefer Madness, Repo Man, The oxygen . le~ej in'ioiff blOOd increases. -The Rocky Horror Picture Mad Max, the ever-weird Rocky Show Horror Picture Show and the Your bloodpressure jo.wers toward normal. What the hell is a cull film?! recent favorite Reservoir Dogs are Your pulSe rate.retums·to a nonnal range Ahh!!! Panic!!! examples of some classic cult At the sound of the term, good films. , THE REVIEW /File Photo Your chance oi ahecizi attack decreases. church-going women are forming They're not a means for insane A recent .mductee to the classification of cult films includes Reservoir Mothers Against Cult Film groups religious leaders to commit mass Do~, wh1ch was shunned by the general public for violent content. THill'S IIOTIIINI I~~ sporadically throughout the mid brain-washing, however gothic and Paradiso in Newark says they can films. MIGIIIIEI TIWI THE SWORD TSOCIETY· west. seedy some may be. take on any topic or range of budget, AI though a lot of these films 1-800-ACS-2345 The word "cult" usually Some find livelihood digging but usually not a lot of money is revolve around dark or bizarre conjures up visions of the raving through the musty depths of the spent, and they frequently take an subject matter, s~me of America's mad Charles Manson. In the light dollar bin in small, back-alley issue such as sex, violence or drugs popular old favontes have had cult of reality, however, it simply music shops looking through and exploit it. followings at one time. means the extreme devotion to, or forgotten music for diamonds in the A movie like Fatal Attraction is Harris Ross, an associate interest in something. rough, and others from wandering exploitative, he says. When it was professor of English wh~ teac.hes Cult films, which are usually through the low-budget section of released, others attempted to rip off film classes at the umverslly, produced on a low-budget, don't small video stores. the same plot line on a smaller hit big box-office fanfare and then Michael Bradley of. Video budget and instead created cult see CULTS page B4 The uncertain future of vinyl albums "Vinyl sales just kept turning vinyl into a collector' s The mainstream of CD production dropping," says Roche, "but as a item targeted at those with large money making piece of software collections and the ever-growing brings alternative bands together in it'll be around for a while." number of alternative fans. Small name or local bands, "When vinyl was all you could an attempt to save a classic format. usually with an alternative format, get, you wanted colored vinyl," find it easier to come up with says Wheeler. "Now they produce some albums on vinyl to make BY BACHEL CER!COLA request of the band. money to put out 7-inch singles. Entertainment Ediror "They'll always be a small "There's way more 7-inches them cooler." Twenty years from now, vinyl market for it," Wheeler says. out now," says Jenny Toomey, The appeal of vinyl not only albums could be ranked as an "There's an emotional who helps run Simple Machines, has to do with lower price, but ancient technological dinosaur. attachment." an independent record label out of also the fact that it's almost Vic.tim of the same path of Many businesses thrive on the Virginia. considered its own art form. advancement that deleted the Beta buying and selling of used records Simple Machines is home to "There's nothing like getting a video player, some already see for the avid collector of the bands such as Tsunami and double album and opening it up vinyl as a musical mode of the classic format. Scrawl. and seeing the art work and all of past. "A lot of people have an "We mainly put out singles by the people's names," -says But with recent vinyl releases investment," says Harold Gold, our friends' bands,'' says Toomey, Wheeler. of Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Alice owner of Plastic Fantastic Record "which are mainly alternative." Overseas, vinyl is still in in Chains, the attempt to revive Exchange in Ardmore, Pa. Toomey also says there's been mainstream production. the availability of music on three Big albums, such as the a large interest in distribution of Collectors will have to pay the mediums is not just for upcoming reissue of The Beatles records. increasing price to keep independent record consumers. "red" and "blue" double "It's becoming way too . accumulating new record "It's a coolness factor," says collections give the record expensive to buy CDs," she says. releases. Meryl Wheeler: associate director companies what Gold calls, "an But for major recording labels, "We are counting on it to for publicity at Virgin Records. interesting marketing tactic," for compact disc production is cheap, survive," says Gold. "A lot of "It's like anything that's limited." the selling of vinyl albums. while profits are high. People are people grew up with it and it still Advanced releases of new Today, many alternative bands anxious to achieve a better sound sells." albums on vinyl don't necessarily tum to the production of vinyl. quality, which has also paved the So the future of vinyl albums is boost sales, but offer the option of "We still make them because way for digitally mastered, or uncertain. Smaller bands will continuing your vinyl collection. we love vinyl," says Ed Roche, gold discs. continue to keep the 7-inch alive But those of you who are production manager of Touch and "Vinyl was dying anyway or because of its availability and praying for a comeback for vinyl Go Records in Chicago, Ill. killed off by CD production, " usefulness. will be disappointed. But representatives at Touch says Wheeler, "but I've read it' s "Until someone comes up with Wheeler says most major label and Go say the comeback of vinyl making a comeback in some a format that's accessible to the releases on vinyl are at the is not good. In fact, there's barely areas." 7-inch, people will continue to any vinyl still being produced. The limited production is want them," says Toomey. ' 84 • THE REVIEW • February 15, 1994 'My Father the Hero' Exploring the obscureness of the cult film For some, there's also a sense of He compares it to people who Karakul is a cult film watcher. He , continued from page B2 advisor of adolescence rather than continued from page B3 wanting to be different. listen to small alternative music looks for films that are not • feeling slightly rebellious, Nicole a love interest to Andre. remembers a time when l:asablanca "Built into the love of it is the radio stations, instead of say, necessarily dark or demented. : .matches her dad up with a spunky Daddy dearest has a love interest developed a cult following in Boston strong opposition to the WMMR out of Philadelphia. His favorite is a movie called 1 redhead named Diana (Faith of his own to worry about. named in the '60s. mainstream," Ross says. People who are looking for Herald and Maude, a story about a I Prince) as a distraction to her Isabelle. The audience is only "Yeah, people would recite the Cult films are another raspberry something out-of-the-ordinary look weird little guy who has a L gallivanting around trying to meet granted limited viewing of this lines to each other. There were in the face of the status quo by an for films that aren't popular, and the preoccupation with death and her handsome boy. mystery woman for unknown Casablanca restaurants and underworld of rebels in search of the followings develop through word- befriends this older woman named 5 In order to impress the lucky reasons. Casablanca nightclubs," Ross says. eternally new, bizarre and original. of-mouth and association, Karakul Maude. ~· guy, Nicole reveals an invented (A clue about who this actress It's a means for people to Finding and watching low-budget says. Karakul believes that these films r story to her potential beau that poor might be? She hangs out with men socialize and have something in films gives people something "It's the searchers searching for are a basis for cultural enrichment. I papa is really her lover and she's named Howard and enjoys tea in common, he says. different and out-of-the-ordinary, something different," he says. "If "It's what you get out of it," only with him because he saved her the Remains of the Day. Figuring "It's utterly harmless and mainly says Vic Karakul, one of the owners you don't continue the search, life Karakul says, "and that depends on this out is the highlight of the from the streets. social." of Cinema Video in Wilmington. gets borin,R." what you bring to the part." And loverboy bought it. film.) Without guessing too hard, one The advice given to daddy is can assume that wild and crazy that when a girl is fourteen. all she The personal story about the safe haven of a slob. antics and hilarious mishaps filled wants is romance. Hey, so does the next hour. every other girl. other hand, would tell anyone Father Andre is taken on a Depardieu is convincing as the continued from page B 1 laundry is too high, no bathtub when it came to calling a spade a spade or a pig a pig . who asked that I'm in a state of water-skiing adventure that is only dazed and confused father caught grime too thick. fridge three months ago ... at, I guess I've always hidden Incidentally, my room was denial. A closet slob, perhaps. funny because Depardieu looks up in his daughter's hormonal More specifically, a kitchen slob, overload. Heigl is satisfactory as least I think it's zucchini. behind the "If A Tree Falls In affectionately called "The Pen." absolutely ridiculous. a bathroom slob, a living room The entire resort is either well, however dressing up like a You could call me a great The Forest" philosophy. Simply One semester later I returned slob, a bedroom slob, etc. repulsed or impressed with Andre's 30-year-old can't and won't collector. Dust, crumbs, put: if no one else is around to to Newark, determined to change Let's face it, being an Oscar in , May-December relationship, disguise her age. She's got that newspapers, year-old ATM complain about my mess does it my disorderly ways . For a whole a world of Felixes isn't always ; unbeknownst to Andre. pubescent walk and that cannot be receipts, train tickets and movie really matter? For 20 years I week I scrubbed pots and pans easy, not that I would know, of One evening during "the hidden. stubs are among my favorite never had a roommate. Hence, that weren't even mine course. Remember, I 'm not a couple's" two week stay, the resort Realizing that he's missed so collectibles. my untidiness really never (temporary insanity I assure holds a talent show where Andre, a much of Nicole's growing up, I could be considered a existed until last year when I you). Needless to say, I was soon slob. Hypothetically speaking, ' gifted pianist, performs Thank Andre decides to be father of the dauntless adventurer, refusing to moved into a London flat with nicknamed "Grub," a term of Heavens For Little Girls. year and help her snatch the boy of clean unless the job poses a five other women. All of whom, endearment, really. though, what would be so wrong Everyone clears the dining area, her dreams. challenge. My motto: No pile of I might add, were never reserved My present roommates, on the if I were? , repulsed by the display, except The rest is ... well, the rest is just • Diana who ends up being an too much. Original names continued from page B3 tradition of naming their sons after So what's their fathers, making a boy, for example, John Jr., or even John Ill. In other cultures, first names Magnolias), but it still draws your real and surnames are also still retained attention sometimes. to honor the older person, but in "People sing 'Shell-bee comin' different ways. Bverything you need round the mountain' and think it's Sophomore Kwesi Amuti says so funny," Komer says. he is named after his father, who name? to close down a crackhouse. She says she likes her name, was part of a tribe in his home except that she "always got upset You aren't helpless when cr1me down license numbers of strange cars. country of Ghana. tnva.desyour neighborhood. You're They noted the t1mes of odd beha.V1or. when [she] would be looking for a fully capable of helping poltce a.nd They worked With each other. They "In my father's country, you are mug or a pencil with [her] name on named depending on which day BY LAUREN MURPHY volleyball team got jackets, they're ready to show you how. worked With the pollee. Armed with Copy Editor I had it monnogrammed The Caae of The 8Ynton Park field glasses, note pa.ds and telephones, it and there was never a you are born, Amuti says, "and the with 'Digger' because of Stand-off. folks kept track of the neighborhood. 'Shelbey'." name Kwesi means born on Nicknames between When crack moved Into a. row Wtthln one month, enough While some names were chosen Sunday." friends often seem silly to the position I played," Kane house on a. quiet block of Stanton eV1dence ha.d been gathered. purely because they were out of the Park tn Washington, D.C., folks Pollee moved ln. Crack Sometimes confusion arises with the outside world, but a explains. deoided to serve a.n eV1ctton moved out. ordinary, many other names relate silly nickname is often a "The funny thing is, no to different ethnic backgrounds. ethnic names, according to Towers notice. Citizen participation beat resident Spiro Ballas. sign of endearment between one called me that in high They met with pollee to ftnd crime tn D.C. It can do the These names are interesting close friends, and it seems school, but when I started out what they could do to same for you. For more because they often tell a little bit "Since I was born in the Nixon keep drugs out of their success stories, write The era, people assume that my parents that no one gets called by wearing the jacket here, about a person~ s family history. neighborhood. KcGruff :rues, 1 Preven· were some great Republicans or their real name, especially people started saying it to The cops told them to t1on Way, Washington, D.C. Vu Nguyen, a sophomore, says something," Ballas says. in college. be funny and it really keep a.n eye out- to let 80839·0001. he gets his first name from his pollee know whenever Pollee become even more "I'm Greek, and my name is "A name you had in stuck." mother's maiden name, which is a responsive when their . actually very common in my college is something you Sophomore varsity ~~~;!~~~=~~;~:to TUEABITEDUTDF common practice in Vietnamese people are their partners. culture." keep with you," says junior lacrosse player Pat Gately notlcefaces...... 'Ibgetherwe culture. Darren Kane, "especially says his nickname isn't Theywrote ...... can help ... "I haven't found it [my name] to Sophomore llan Avin's first . ~,. ~~ ._,. m!l~~~~~=';;~~~•nt name means "oak tree" in Hebrew, with fraternities and spons actually an accurate one for , , ,- - be a problem at all," Nguyen teams." him. says."lt's really easy for people to and he says many unusual names have interesting stories behind One tradition that goes "One of the guys on the remember, no one forgets it and them. on is shonening last names team started calling me it's easy to spell, too." (for example, Greenstein 'Sloth', which is some kind Many Americans follow the "It can be a character-building experience." becomes "Greenie") simply of slow-moving creature," because they're easier to Gately says. "They say I remember that way. got the name because I'm While this is something a slow, but really I'm fast." lot of males tend to do, In high school, Applications for the Resident Student females definitely do their sophomore Jeff Greenstein share of nick-naming, was a lanky long distance Activities Leadership Scholarship are now sophomore Alice Feldman runner, but when his knee says. injuries forced his career to available. Applicants must live in a resi "None of my friends call an end, he took up the each other by their real hobby of weight-lifting. dence hall and have demonstrated a high names. I personally have By move-in day been called every possible freshman year, Greenstein's level of volunteer service and leadership to name relating to 'Alice'. physique was well the University of Delaware community. If There's 'Chains', developed. His friends 'Wonderland', and also 'AI began to affectionate! y you are eligible, please pick one up at any B. Sure'," Feldman says. refer to him as "Bigs." Sophomore Bill Healy "It was my buddy Eric of the following locations: says nicknames, especially who started it because I was those from freshman year, always at the gym," he • Resident Student Association office, tend to stick. says, adding that although 211 Perkins Student Center "All of my good friends his nickname was kind of a call me ' Spill'," Healy joke at first, "it really • Office of Scholarships & Financial says. "That's because when stuck." I was a freshman, I always Gately says even though Aid, 224 Hullihen Hall used to spill my beer." nicknames are fwmy, "they Athletes almost always don't always make sense." • Student Services Building assign their teammates 1 nicknames, displaying their WHEN DRINKING, comraderie. Kane, a junior volleyball 1 CALL player on the university's I AFRIEND. club team, says many of his friends don't even know his real name. "' When our high school l'v1anllnogr~lph~. I \ I lil l'.,t 1'1 I I I I I 1-SOO- \( .S- 2J.t:'I "They said it" There are no sporting events through Friday. "I didn't hear what [the announcer] said at first. Garner came over and told me what I'd or s done." - Men's basketball junior guard Brian Pearl on Tuesday scoring 1,000 career points. The Review, Volume 120, Number 36 Februar 15, 1994 • 85 Sports in Review By Meredith Winning weekend for men G/azar Hens hold Delaware knocks Keep Benton to off Hartford to Olympics get the improve its NAC victory. record. for real BY MEO.N MCDERMOTT Managing Editor BY MEGAN MCDERMOTT Man~ins Editor Play with poise. Sunday afternoon Rob That was the key for the Delaware men's basketball sports Garner played a game he's team Friday at the Bob Carpenter Center in the 73-57 been thinking about for a victory over Hartford, who fell from number one to a . Topic: Olympic figure skating. three-way tie for second in the North Atlantic NOOOOOOOO! year, when the sophomore Delaware men's basketball Conference standings this weekend. But wait. Before you run Play with poise. screaming to the nearest bonfire and guard watched Vermont guard Eddie Benton from the Those were the words Delaware coach Steve add this paper to the flames, let me Steinwedel stressed to the team before the game, said just say I promise not to mention sideline. "I've been thinking about sophomore forward Matt Strine. people whose initials are T.H. or Play with poise. N.K. Eddie Benton since last year Because even when their - last year when I had to see HARTFORD page B6 controversy has been long forgotten, red shirt," Garner said. "I there will still be something wrong just couldn't wait to play with figure skating. And gymnastics. against him. I like And freestyle skiing. And diving. challenges." And synchronized swimming. And Benton, a sophomore, was even boxing. the leading scorer in the Are you noticing a common nation coming into the week. thread that ties these sports together? He has scored more than They are all judged spons. 1,000 ooints in less than two This does not mean that they are not athletic sports requiring great More on Benton skill and many years of practice and · Page B6 training. And it doesn't mean that there years of college ball. isn't a high level of competition But you'd never guess it among the athletes. watching the 67-43 Hen But to me it means that they are victory over Vermont at the not quite as legitimate as sports that Bob Carpenter Center, in include in their rules a concrete way which Benton - who of determining the winner that is not averaged 28.5 points per subject to human bias, opinion and game coming into the game error. - scored five ·points and THE REVIEW Jl(elly Bennett To me a real sport is won by shot one of 13 from the Junior guard Brian Pearl puts one up in Delaware's 67·43 win over the putting the ball in the endzone or in floor. Catamounts Sunday. the hoop. By crossing home plate "I got off the normal more times than the opponents do. amount of shots," Benton the Hens in scoring with 13 apiece. '· players that Dick Vitale is talking about Or by having the fastest time down said calmly, only a little With 11 minutes remaining in the on national TV. the mountain or across the pool. ruefully. "The shots just game, Garner dished the ball to Pearl, "In order to get there, you take the My disillusionment began with weren't falling." waiting in three-point land. The 6-foot· best players out." the 1988 Olympic figure skating The rest of the 2 Texas transfer set up a screen as Pearl Garner said he wasn't worried about competition. Catamounts (10-11, 1-8 hit his third trey of the game to put a repeat of Benton's 54-point Katerina Witt of East Germany North Atlantic Conference) Delaware (12-9, 5-4 NAC) up 49-38. performance against Drexel two weeks was the heavy favorite for the gold did not fare much better. On the next play, the crowd of 3,072 ago. medal. "I don't know whether it erupted as Garner made a breakaway "That won't happen at Delaware," he So, of course, she won. was our defense or just an layup. He stole the ball under the said confidently. "As a team we have Her reputation rode in on the off day for Vermont," said Catamounts' basket and took off too much pride to let somebody come in titles she had won previously, so Delaware coach Steve downcourt, outrunning all defenders, to and score 50 points on us." everybody expected an exceptional Steinwedel. drive the shot in - then shout and wave The Hens take a road trip next perfonnance before the games even Whatever the Hens' his arms, triumphantly urging on the weekend to face Northeastern and began. winning factor was, they already excited crowd. Boston in two conference games. No matter that Elizabeth Manley kept the lead throughout the A few shots later, Garner recovered a BASKET CASES: Delaware's 63 of Canada looked way better than second half. Vermont did not ball Benton lost control of to score and rebounds was a school high since 1968. Witt did on that particular night. score for the last five give the Hens a 57-40 lead. Vermont's 13 field goals for the game Of course, I'm no expert. minutes of play, setting a But shooting wasn't Delaware's were a NAC low, as was its .206 But it seems to me that's NAC record for lowest strongest point; rebounding and defense shooting percentage. Junior forward something like the referees going in scoring percentage in a half were also key factors in the win - Robbie Johnson has hit three-pointers in to Sunday's Delaware-Vermont (.129). those, and the fact that Benton's shots 15 straight games, a school record, as basketball game and deciding that Garner and junior guard weren't falling his way. the Hens' season total for three-pointers THE RfVlEW /Kelly Bennett since Eddie Benton had a better Brian Pearl teamed up "In order to get to the top, you take in a season is two away from beating I think I'm flying! Sophomore guard Rob Garner reputation than Rob Garner, the throughout the game and led those players out," Garner said. "Those the school record. goes up for a shot Friday against Hartford. game should be awarded to Vermont. It wou1dn 't matter to them that Gamer scored l3 of Delaware's 67 points and Benton scored five of Vermont's piddly 43, because the all-knowing refs would be sure that despite their actual performances in Hockey finishes tops in conference the game, Benton is a better player than Gamer. Another Olympic spon that has been ruined by judges is boxing. Friday's win over Navy gives There have been several terrible miscarriages of justice in the spon, but perhaps the worst was during the Delaware the No. 1 spot. 1992 Summer Games in Barcelona, Spain,when American lightweight BY MEREDITH GL.AZAR "They came out hard and in the first period, Eric Griffin clearly outboxed his Sports Ediror they physically took it to us," junior defenseman opponent. Griffin had seemingly The ice hockey game Friday night in the Gold Brian Albert said. "But in the second period, we won so easily that it was almost a Arena was the final battle in a season-long war really stepped it up." foregone conclusion that he would for the Eastern Collegiate Hockey Association Spurred on by big hits thrown by junior center advance, but the judges incredibly title. Jason Bergey and freshman left wing Damian ruled against him. The skirmish was filled with the sounds of Borichevsky, the Hens scored four unanswered I like figure skating and boxing sticks clapping together as players poked for the goals in the next 30 minutes of play to put them and similar sports as much as puck, bodies thudding into the boards after being ahead of Navy 5-l. anybody, but currently their results rammed by the opposition and skates hissing as Bellino tallied the first and last goals of the are determined in a faulty manner. If players made quick stops and tight turns. Hens' scoring streak, both on power plays. these competitions are to be But when the smoke cleared, Navy had fallen The first came three minutes into the second considered sports rather than art 6-3 to Delaware. period when senior right wing Mark Buell's shot forms, an improvement in "In our home rink [Navy] lost their spirit went wide to the right of the net and wrapped determining the winner must be sooner than they did down there [at Annapolis] around the boards. Sophomore defenseman Ed made. with their crowd behind them," Delaware coach Cevoli passed the puck to Bellino, who tucked it Otle idea is to eliminate scoring Shawn Garvin said. in the left side of the goal. for artistic impression. All that score Nothing could have been more evident. Bellino, who said he was more mentally does is allow the judges to boost the At the end of the first period with the score prepared for this game than the Hens' previous score of the contestant they want to tied at one, it was anybody's game. game against Navy, scored his second goal of the win, or think should win, and lower But the Hens remembered that with a 10-1 night midway through the third period. the scores of everybody else. record in the ECHA, they were tied with Navy for "I had the puck in the comer, and centered it to The basic rules of these sports are first place. That meant this game was for keeps. [senior left wing] Rom [Forcino]," he said. "His rme (i.e. each of cenain skills must "We worked all year for this," freshman center shot went behind the net and [freshman center) be perfonned in a certain way) but Chris Bellino said. "This is it - the whole Bobby Stroik picked it up and passed to me. The when people are able to add their season. This is what we've been practicing for." goalie went down and I shot it over him." • opinion, it takes away some of the With this in mind, a different Delaware squad Navy had a pair of two-man advantages in the' validity of the sport. It puts the emerged from the locker room after the first game. ~ ~ judging on a level with my sister THE REVIEW /Marl! Schilffer intermission. Albert and freshman Christian Gingras ~ choosing the winner of a football They forechecked. They backchecked. They Senior rlpt wing Mark Buell outmaneuvers Navy's Joe Carney in the Hens' 6·1 see PENALTY page B~ see GLAZAR page B6 victory Friday, which gave them the top seed in the ECHA playoffs. passed. And most imponantly- they scored. .. ,, 8 6. THE REVIEW. February 15,1994 Hartford continued from page B5 The leader of the Cats That was what the Hens did for 40 minutes as they consistently hit shots - from two- and three-poim range. passed accurately and kept Eddie Benton has amassed control of the game. "If we play a full 40 minutes of basketball, we're hard to beat," said phenomenal stats in his two years Delaware junior guard Brian Pearl. Pearl hit the 1.000 career points with Vermont basketball. milestone late in the second half, the 17th Hen ever to do so. BY MEGAN MCDERMOU "I'm glad he had an off So, Delaware held Benton to Pearl picked up a pass at the top M•n•sinr Editor day," said Delaware just five. of the key and sank a three-pointer. The problem with being sophomore guard Rob Garner, And it was a surprisingly "It's a nice feat to get;' Pearl great is you have to live up to who said he enjoyed the calm Benton that emerged said. "Actually I didn't know I was your reputation every day. challenge of facing such a top from the locker room after the that close to getting it." The problem with being a player. "I might as well give game, nattily dressed in a deep The crowd of about 2,000 who great Division I basketball credit to myself and my green suit with a silk ventured out on the stormy night player is that the nation keeps teammates. We really had to handkerchief in the breast gave Pearl a standing ovation a few tabs on whether you're living play aggressively." pocket and matching tie, black minutes later when his up to your reputation. Benton's poor performance patent leather shoes and accomplishment was announced, Vermont ' s Eddie Benton was highly uncharacteristic. He diamond stud earring. It was a shonly before he stepped to the line certainly is great and certainly is usually more like a Nobel Benton appearing ready to take for free throws. has a reputation to live up to. Prize winner in a kindergarten the blame for himself and "I didn't hear what [the In less than two seasons, the class, playing guard for ready to move onto the next announcer) said at first," Pearl said. sophomore guard has scored Vermont (10-11, 1-8 North game; a Benton not concerned "(Sophomore guard Rob) Garner more than 1,000 points, Atlantic Conference), which is about slipping in the national came over and told me what I'd including a · 54-point seated at the bottom of the rankings after an abysmal done. I was waiting for them to quiet performance two weeks ago NAC. performance. down so I could shoot my free against Drexel, the North But Benton's physique is not "I'm disappointed, but I'm throws." Atlantic Conference leader. the classic picture of a not gonna have a great day After the first five minutes of But everyone has an off day, powerful scorer. A far cry from every day," Benton said. play, Delaware was never threatened and Delaware was on the the Shaquille O'Neal look, the "Today was one of the bad by the Hawks. ·- receiving end of Benton's poor 5-foot-11 guard almost looked days. My father tells me all the Garner stole the ball from performance in the Hens' 67 • tiny compared to other team time, don't let that get to me, Hartford at the Hawks' end of the 43 victory over Vermont members on the court - more and that's what I'm gonna do." court and quickly brought it to the Sunday at the Bob Carpenter like a second baseman. As far as his rank among the Hens' basket alone. He gracefully ., Center . Benton averaged more than tops in the nation, Benton said shot a short jumper, gently placing ., the ball into the hoop. I "I got off the normal amount 28 points per game before he did not worry about his of shots," Benton said. "The Sunday's contest. exact position. On the next play, Pearl passed to ~ shots just weren't falling." "We get very upset when a "I'm happy that I'm in the Strine under the basket, who ' Benton hit only one of 13 player scores 20 points against leaders," he said. "To be in the slammed the ball as smoothly as attempts from the field in the us," said Garner. "One of our top 50 is great. I'm not worried THE REVIEW /kelly Bennett Garner took his previous shot. Catamounts' offensive team goals is to not let anyone about that. I have two years Vermont sophomore guard Eddie Benton was disappointed with And the Hens were off and nightmare. score over 20 points." left." his performance against Delaware Sunday. runmng to a nme-pomt haltume lead. "When we 're on, we're on," Strine said. Glazar Penalty killing helps in win over Navy : _continued from page B5 Although there is no way to have continued from page B5 a team of judges a neutral as a jury game based on the color of' the is supposed to be, I believe they defense successfully held off the teams' uniforms. shouldn't be allowed to watch the Midshipmen during the first, which Maybe it would make things competitors practice before the occurred in the second period. fairer if each contestant had to do event. This goes for all sports in "Killing off that first five-on-three was the same routine. Sure it would be a which each athlete's routine is the real turning point in the game," Albert little boring for the fans, but with compared to the others. said. everyone doing the same thing, it Athletes' reputations will always Combined with their scoring spree, it would be easier to determine who precede them, but this will help gave Delaware plenty of momentum. truly is better. eliminate judges having "In a five-on-three," Albert said, "the In gymnastics, is the person who preconceived notions of whose defensemen stay at home in front of the net tries the triple aerial flip but lands performance will be better. and a fast forward roams at the top and wrong better than the person who Or maybe we should switch to an forces them to take bad shots from the does the single flip but lands applause meter measuring the outside. perfectly? Who can really say? And admiration of ~informed fans. "You hope and pray [senior goaltender) what if the judges had seen the first Tim [Caum] stops the shot and y&'u get the competitor do the triple flip Meredith Glazar is the sports editor rebound and clear it out." perfectly in practice? ofThe Review. But Delaware wasn't so fortunate on Navy's second two-man advantage. "When you're shorthanded, the percentages are against you," Albert said. Olympic update With six minutes left in the game, the Midshipmen started a comeback and The U.S. Olynliicteam is off to a Peter Ferraro, Peter Laviolette and scored two goals in less than a minute to solid stan after one day of Brain Rolston. Goaltender Michael tighten the score to 5-3. canpetitiminUilehammer,Naway. Dunham stopped 10 of 14 shots. Caum stopped 25 of 28 shots in the The games began with a Team USA faces Slovakia on game "to end his fmal regular season game successful ski jump flame-lighting Tuesday. with a 12-5-1 record. show during the opening cmmooies, •Pairs figure skaters Karen Delaware will host the ECHA playoffs followed by a display of Norway's CounlaiX1 ml Todd Reynolds are in Friday and Saturday. THE REVIEW /Mark Schaffer cultural traditions highlighting the 13th place after the technical The Delaware ice hockey team celebrates a top ranking and a victory over Navy Friday. 1994 games' theme of environmenlal p-ogram. The scae counts one-lhird CCIISeiVationmlp"OteCtion. of the total for Courtland and •For Tommy Moe, of Palmer, Reynolds, who train at the Blue Ice Alaska, Sunday was a day of frrsts. Arena. . Moe woo the gold medal in the men's •Duncan Kennedy of New Yak tS downhill event on the mountain at in fourth place after the flrst of two Kvitfjell. The gold was awarded by days of men's luge competition. the smallest margin in Olympic Wendel Suckow of Michigan is in history, .04 second. He also became ninth place and Robert Pipkins of the first AlBan to win a gold m::dal. New Yoric is in 17th. Ncrway ml Canada took the silver •In men's 5000-meter and bronze medals, respectively. speOOskating action, Brian Wanek of LAM Americans A.J. Kitt of New York Wisoonsin placed 30th. t>laced 17th and Crai~ Thrasher of •In the women's 15K cross Colorado carne in 38th. country, the four U.S. competitors •The United States ice hockey finished 34th, 35th, 37th and 42nd team tied France 4-4 in a poorly- with times six to seven minutes played game. Team USA came back behind the Italian gold medal-winner. RUSH from a two-goal deficit in the third •The U.S. is tied for third with period to earn ooe point in the Pool B Italy in the to1a1 medal count with one slandings. 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Allilli ~ f!M ±L 3-5 13, McCool 1-8 3-3 6, Conbn First period - 1 UD Bergey CampbeU 2-2 0-0 4, Jordan 3-7 0-1 14 44 6, Reed 3-13 0-0 8, Benton van Zanten 8-13 1-3 17, Wojciech 7- Jason Bergey 23 40 29 69 52 8, Ayer 3-13 1-3 9, Davis 0-1 1-2 10 5-5 19, Santee 6-10 4-4 17, Neall (Myers) 9:22. 2 NA Clll1ley (Erickson) Mark Buell 24 31 29 60 10 1-13 34 5, Falkenbush 2-7 0-0 5, 13:23 (pp). Penalties - Denman NA 1, Stucky 5-8 1-2 11, Ramey 1-6 5- Grey 0-1 0-0 0, McDonough 0-6 0-3 0-0 0, Miles 1-2 0-0 2, Egeli 0-1 Rom Forcino 23 21 20 41 10 6 7, Reilly 0-0 0-0 0. 0-0 0, Ruck 1-1 0-0 2, Coyne 0-0 0-0 (roughing) 7:13 . Johnson UD Chris Bellino 23 19 15 34 6 0-0 0, Benoit 0-2 0-0 0, Madic 0-1 (slashing) 7:13. Murnane NA (high 0-0 0, Nunnery 0-0 0-0 0. 0. Harry Dumas 23 5 19 24 28 DELAWARE (73)- Smith 4-8 1- sticking) 10:56. Dumas UD (roughing) Chuck Oese 23 8 14 22 42 12:34. Murnane NA (holding) 14:43. 2 9, Johnson 3-10 2-2 II, Edwards DELAWARE (67) - Johnson 2- HARTFORD (75)- Penwell 1-6 1-2 BobSb'oik 22 4 13 17 42 24 2-2 6, Gamer 2-9 24 6, Pearl 3, Weindorfer 7-11 7-7 21, Broderick Mitchell UD (roughing) 14:43. Jeff Mitchell 23 3 13 16 10 6 3-~ 8, Smith 4-6 4-4 12, Second period - 3 UD Cardello 8-1~ 1-2 21, Liloia 0-0 0-0 0, Edwards 3-6 4-4 10, Garner 6-15 5-9 0-0 10, Ward 8-20 2-2 22, Grogan Dan Myers 14 6 10 16 2 Miller 0-1 0-0 0, Hill 1-2 0-0 3, 6-15 1-3 17, Sechler 0-2 0 -0 0, (Cevoli, Buell) 2:43 (pp). 4 UD Brian Cardello 20 5 9 14 14 0-0 13, Pearl ~-16 0-0 13, Liloia 0- Pokorny (Johnson, Borichevsky) Slrine 7-111-2 15, Anderson 1-5 0- 2 0-0 0, McCullough 0-1 0-0 0, Conway 0-0 0-0 0, Schaeffer 1-1 0-0 Brian Alben 22 2 10 12 25 02. 2, Randa 0-0 0-0 0. 10:47. 5 UD Oese (Ber~y, Buell) Damian Borichevsky 7 4 7 11 2 Hill 1-3 1-2 3, Miller 0-2 0-0 0, 19:32 (pp). Penalties- herty NA Anderson 0-1 0-0 0, Strine 3-8 2-2 John Pokorny 19 4 5 9 4 (hoo~) 1:05. Stroik UD (slashing) Halftime- Delaware 38, Hartford 8. Halftime- Hartford 38, Delaware 37 . Aaron Sterba 14 1 8 9 0 +19 29. Rebounds - Hartford 41 Rebounds Delaware 40 6:39. urphy NA (holding) 11 :07. Christian Gingras 21 0 8 8 8 Bergey UD (charging) 12:02. Oese UD (Bond 11), Delaware 42 (Smith, (McNamara 10), Hartford 34 Dave Johnson 17 6 2 8 16 Halftime - Delaware 35, (roughing) 12:02. Oese UD (!ripping) Johnson 8 each). Assists - (Weindorfer 11). Assists- Delaware Brian Wasilefski 23 0 6 6 10 Vermont 30. Rebounds - 15:39. Carney NA (holding) 16:19. Hartford 4 (Bond, Ayer 2 each), 16 (Wojciech 5), Hartford16 (Ward Ed Cevoli 17 1 4 5 6 Vermont 34 (Roberson 7), Bowser NA (high sticking) 18:03. Delaware 17 (Pearl 6). Total fouls Delaware 63 (Strine 14). Assists 7). Total Fouls- Delaware 14, Reid Livermore 12 4 1 5 10 -5 Hartford 21. Third period - 6 UD Cardello Larry Kindbeiter 23 I 3 4 18 -Hartford 14, Delaware 19. - Vermont 9 (Benton 3), (Sttoik, Forcino) 8:39 (pp). 7 NA Case Delaware 13 (PearlS). Total Fouls Brian Sadlock 22 0 3 3 16 (Doherty) 13:46. 8 NA Erickson Gary Albers 7 0 3 3 0 +5 - Vermont17, Delaware 17. (Doherty, Case) 14:25. 9 UD Bergey ~ Craig Werczynski 3 2 0 2 0 +2 DEI.AWARE CSSl McNamara 6- 17:06. Penalties - Doheny NA Dave Gwilliam 17 0 2 2 4 -5 18 0-0 12. Shackelford 2-6 0-0 4, van (roughing) :14. Cevoli UD (roughing) Justin Schlosberg 5 0 1 I 0 +2 Zanten 2-13 2-5 6, Santee 5-14 6-6 :14. Murnane NA (hooking) :26. Todd DeCapua 2 0 1 I 2 +1 Men's Standings Women's Standings 16, Wojciech 4-10 0-0 8, Nea1114 2- Murphy NA (charging) 5:54. Carney Dave Kwiatkowski 3 0 0 0 2 +I 5 4, Miles 0-2 2-2 2, Egeli 0-0 0-0 0, NA (tripping) 8:04. Cardello UD Ruck 1-2 1-2 3, Coyne 0-0 0-0 0, (roughing) 12:05 . Bergey UD ~ ~ .M.ins. ShQls. SAm ~ QAA Shaw 0-0 0-0 0. (elbowing) 12:53. Forcino UD TimCaum 12-5-1 1059 588 518 88% (slashing) 13:25. Brophy NA (holding) Ken Rothman 4-0-1 300 162 142 88% 4.00 VERMONT (82) - Brothers 4-7 4-5 18:23. Brian Teufel 1-0-0 65 39 36 92% 2.77 Goaltending - NA Salmons (29- NAC Overall 12, Greenbaum 5-14 1-1 13, TumbuU NAC Overall 10-16 5-5 25, Apap 7-12 4-4 18, 23). UD Caurn (28-25). L L Kroner 1-3 0-0 2, Chapman 0-1 0-0 0, L L w w w w Maine 1 16 6 Jacobs 4-6 0-1 8, Desmarais 0-0 0-0 Drexel 8 1 18 3 8 Vmnont 7 2 14 7 0, Hurley 0-2 0-0 0, Lawson 2-3 0-0 Hartford 6 3 12 9 'eastern 7 13 7 4, Benson 0-0 0-0 0. Women's Basketball Cumulative Statistics . Maine 6 3 13 8 2 4 12 8 UNH 6 3 11 JNfi 5 9 elaware 4 5 7 14 Halftime - Vermont 43, Delaware Delaware 5 4 12 9 7 12 28. Rebounds- Delaware 42 Boston U. 2 7 12 artford 2 9 9 7 4 15 (McNamara, van Zanten 8 each), N'eastem 2 7 5 16 oston U. 2 >rexel 1 8 5 15 Vermont43 (TurnbuU 15). Assists Vermont 1 8 10 11 Delaware 8 (Wojciech 4), Vermont 137/288 .476 .000 62/93 19 (Apap 8). Total fouls- Delaware 124!278 .446 .000 681102 17, Verrnont19. 79/204 .387 .182 50/78 210 65/181 .359 .262 41/48 18S 27/83 .325 .000 15/36 09 19/47 .404 .000 11{23 49 Men's Basketball Cumulative Statistics 10/41 .244 .150 13/17 36 15!36 .417 .000 8/12 38 7132 .219 .000 10/16 24 /-----Total-----/ /------3fl.------/ 3/9 .333 .000 517 II ~LAYER G EQlEGA EG'f2 EGlEGA EG'f2 ErlEIA EI% ITS AVG RJ.;;B AVG AST TO BLK ST!,, 3/1 0 .300 .000 3/4 9 Pearl 21 119/278 .428 38/99 .383 6Q/78 .769 336 16.0 77 3.7 103 70 2 38 0/0 .000 .000 2{2 2 Johnson 21 92/198 .464 59/124 .475 31/49 .632 274 13.0 132 6.3 26 64 I 12 hazier 0/5 .000 0/0 .000 0/0 0 .0 I .3 I 2 0 Garner 21 92/213 .431 24112 .333 33/53 .623 241 11.4 107 5.0 117 70 I 43 OTE: Delaware junior forward Colleen McNamara scored her I .OOOth point Sunday against the University of Vermont. Strine 21 84/168 .500 0/0 .000 30/53 .567 198 9.4 143 6.8 12 30 20 6 Smith 20 76/133 .571 0/0 .000 28/40 .700 180 9.0 81 4.1 14 15 10 12 Edwards 21 64/120 .533 0/1 .000 26{35 .742 154 7.3 83 4.0 24 42 5 8 Anderson 20 41/79 .519 0/0 .000 15/27 .556 97 5.1 88 4.4 4 19 2 5 Hill 12 11/32 .344 5/15 .333 3/5 .600 30 2.5 10 .8 6 9 4 0 Miller 20 14/43 .326 4/15 .267 3/6 .500 35 1.8 23 1.1 8 9 0 3 CALLING ALL CLUB SPORTS!!! McCullough 7 0/8 .000 0/5 .000 0/0 .000 0 .0 3 .4 2 4 1 0 Liloia 3 0/5 .000 0/0 .000 0/1 .000 0 .0 0 .0 0 I 0 I Let us know what's up! Do you have any amazing players? Did you win a league championship? Do you just think more students need to know about you? CATCH THE ACTION ••• Call us at 831-2772. REVIEW SPORTS. (Ask for Megan, Meredi.th or Mike Lewis.) I Review Sports. (jeis S tuient ~earch Sweat while you read. 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CErtifiCation as a $250 or best offer. more information call : (206)634·0469 specialist in those dishwasher. Finished basement No HOUSE- 10 minutes from University. ext. V5291. 453-1230. Ask for Krissy or leave ~ Call TIM at 368-4921 after 5 P.M. $160 and $190 + 1/3 util . Available areas. message. Amy, Happy Valentines Day. I love You! or leave message. 3/1/94. 832-13 76. love TJ DANCE AUDITIONS for the Delaware '85 HONDACMC5.W. Babysitter/light cleaning wanted . Rep Dance Co. Feb 19th. 1-4 in CSB Female Roommate wanted to share WANTED Women in Motion BLU/MET., 5 Spd., AM/FM, Cass., Well spacious townhouse -graduate student HEATHER- What Season Should It Be MirrorRm. Maintained, Runs Great, Snow Tires, H + F Center. Flex hours. Call 737- In??? MELISSA preferred. Private bath. No smoking. No 3652. $2250.00- O.B.O., After 6 PM. pet Call366-2114. $275/month + util. Telephone order clerks. Full or PT hours. (610)869-3337. Students Flexible hours. Great Pay. Day LKB - Welcome Back! 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February 15, 1994 l ~IVERSITY OF lJELAWARE [)INING SERVICES '----~~ms~~~~ Now you can enjoy cool, delicious Very Fine TM juice beverages in your choice of sizes at these campus locations: 1k~·C!~C~I1~ ~~ .-n;. . ~~ 11Mkt • H~ H~ ~·tJlbb Remember: Bring your Reduce • Reuse • Recycle mug and save money while you help reduce waste! When you want pizza, nobody beats our quality and value: There's a new burger in town. Fresh, Top--quality It's not available in 9,000 places..• Ingredients ... it's not served to billions and billions. Classic & Unique Toppings It's only made in one place, 100% Satisfaction Guarantee and it's only made for you. and now Delivery starts at 7 p.m.! -.. North Campus ··:, 831 , 1265 7 p.m. to midnight , 7 days a week r------~------,Mid--day Savings! Late Night Savings! 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Sign-Up brochures and applications available at the Office of Housing and Residence Life, 5 Courtney Street (831-2491), the Perkins Student Center, and the Student Services building.