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HBfMHB San Francisco FOGHORN THE UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO SEPTEMBER 17,1998 h ttpu'/foghorn, usfca. edu VOLUME 95, ISSUE 2 Local Greek Chapter Slated for Closure Vicky Nguyen ZBT had no authority to use the alumni for assistance, but it may FOGHORN STAFF WRITER (ZBT) name," McLean said. already be too late; Brennan said Apparently, it isn't all Greek to Mark Brennan, one ofthe seven the termination ofthe chapter will University of San Francisco stu­ active members of ZBT, said that occur. The decision will be final­ dents. the reasons behind ZBT's poor ized by the end of the month. Because of unpaid dues and standing are financial. The USF The fall of Greek organizations only seven members, the social fra­ chapter "owes the national office on USF's campus is not rare, how­ ternity Zeta Beta Tau will not be some money for dues. Until they ever. In the fall of 1996 the Pi registered with the University for get it, there won't be any recogni­ Kappa Phi (PKP) fraternity dis­ the 1998-1999 year. tion," Brennan said. banded due to lack of member­ According to Jack McLean, ad­ Brennan also said that because ship. viser for Greek organizations, the of the low student interest and "The reason PKP fell was prima­ local ZBT chapter is not recognized small membership, maintaining rily due to the lack of interest," An­ drew Slakey, a former PKP memeber, by the national office. the chapter did not seem feasible N1CI MATLOCK/FOGHORN "We received an explicit letter or worthwhile. said. "It's difficult to get people to Despite rumors, the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity (shown here) is a from the national office saying ZBT members are calling USF Greeks: Page 5 recognized organization on campus. MUNI, Parking Shuttle Service Elusive Inconsistency raises questions about student safety Upsets Commuters Alexandra Haines about their safety. sponded that, "I really hope that my EXECUTIVE EDITOR Stack was calling within the nor­ staff... would respond and provide Jessica Dryden-Cook Sarah Stack was mugged during mal off-campus shuttle hours, that service." NEWS EDITOR the evening of August 24. One which are from 6 p.m. until 11 p.m., While the off-campus shuttle Sometimes it seems that the fog week later at the same time, Stack drivers are mace, baton, and first rolls into the University of San felt unsafe walking alone again. aid certified, the dispatchers are Francisco's campus faster than its She elected instead to call for a trained students. commuter students, faculty and Public Safety shuttle. To increase shuttle The training involves post-cer­ tification through the state of Cali­ staff. When the dispatcher asked for service would mean With the San Francisco Munici­ any particular reason why Stack fornia that covers handling emer­ pal Railway (Muni) under fire for needed a ride home from campus, doubling the operat­ gencies, organizing information, its inefficiency and slow service, she said, "I was mugged last week." ing costs. dispatching 911 calls, and process­ many USF members are left wait­ Despite the reason, Public Safety ing information. ing at bus stops and BART stations denied her request for an off-campus These would seem to be the kind for more than half an hour. shuttle ride home because the dis­ of skills that should have gotten "Relying on Muni is impossible. patcher said it was too early for a ride. but it was not yet dark when she Stack a ride home. It's ridiculously delinquent," jun­ Stack was denied a ride in a rou­ called around 7:45 p.m. PSD has to be careful about its ior Miguel Avalos said. "Sometimes tine practice of the dispatchers to When asked about the incident, allocation of resources because I leave an hour and a half early just weed out students looking for Director of the Public Safety De­ funding for PSD comes out of tu- to get to school on time. It's so in­ transportation and not concerned partment (PSD) Nate Johnson re­ Shuttle: Page 4 efficient." Not all students are disgruntled with Muni service, however. kind of new- Becky Perrine, senior, said she takes Muni ev§rywhere in the city TODD MARKLE/FOGHORN kind of blue- g and, other than missing the bus a The "L" found on this parking sign few times, has no problems with indicates that vehicle owners with it. permits can park in the area longer "The 38 Geary is really crowded than two hours. is the iHac for you? but it gets me where I want to go. If you live within one mile of the commuters said parking is almost First, it was the new Volkswagen Beetle campus it's fairly easy to get to, impossible. that brought back loyal owners ofthe origi­ campus," "Parking in nal "Bug." Now it's Apple Computers' turn Perrine said. this city is defi­ to profit from nostalgia as it launches its But stu­ nitely an issue. new Macintosh computer, the iMac, a suc­ dents, faculty "When I finally find a There are a lot cessor to the first Macintosh introduced and staff who of cars coming in the early 1980s. live farther than parking spot, I get into the city The new Beetle embodies what Apple a mile away sort of excited. I sit and a lot less hopes the iMac will be—a simple yet don't have the back in my car with spaces for those powerful machine that will catapult the company back into industry promi­ option of walk­ my coffee and say to cars to park," ing to school if Golden Venters, nence. Launched in August, the iMac the bus is late. myself, 'Oh yeah, I assistant direc­ has already gained not only na­ After being got my spot.'" tor of Univer­ tional attention, but also the attention of many at late for class —Amanda Schull sity Center op­ one too many erations, said. the University of San times, senior STUDENT ,.v*l_ Francisco. Courtney With more According to Rick Ng, com Rotter said she people living puter sales representative for the gave up on Muni and switched to further away University bookstore, between ten and a car for transportation to the Uni­ from USF's urban campus, com­ 15 computers were sold to students and fac­ versity. muting becomes a necessity. After ulty within a period of two weeks. 15 iMacs have However, she said she now faces sitting through traffic on the Bay been ordered to fulfill the demand. The Depart­ a new problem: finding parking. Bridge, commuters still have to ment of Arts and Sciences alone ordered 25 units to With parking signs limiting the overcome the feat of finding a Mixed: Page 3 parking space. areas surrounding USF, many Parking: Page 3 San Francisco Foghorn NEWS September 17,1998

:'••'.. San Francisco Foghorn NEWS September 17, 1998 NEWS BRIEFS Mixed Reviews For .Macs From Front Page "(The iMac) is unusual looking, backed up through some form of Tibetan Ensemble replace some ofthe old Macintosh like a toy," Luey said. Luey said the removable storage]." Sunday, September 27 at 7 p.m. the U.S.-China Peoples Friend­ machines. department needed new comput­ Robertson did not see the miss­ ship Association (USCPFA) will bring their tour of the Chinese The iMac is an all-in-one com­ ers, but neither she or the staff ing floppy drive as a problem, but Tibetan Children's Dance Ensemble to San Francisco State Uni­ puter built around a PowerPC G3 knew what the iMac was or what that was before the computer was versity. The event will be co-hosted by the International Relations processor with ethernet network it looked like until it was brought taken out of its box. After using the Department and the Dance Department of SFSU. The Ensemble capabilities and modem connec­ in. iMac for a week, Robertson already consists of 17 members, all of which are primary school students tion. Apple claims that the iMac's "It's cute," Robertson said. "It's has problems with transporting in the Tibetan Autonomous Region of the People's Republic of processor is faster than most Intel Jetsons looking and like some­ files. China, ranging in age from 10 to 13. The program includes an Pentium II machines, Apple's in­ thing out of a 70s science fiction "I need a drive to read my disk," array of Tibetan ethnic dance from the rural monadic tribes dustry rival. Priced at around movie. Robertson said. "I have students' through the complex Bon/Tibetan Buddhist Teligious dances from $1,300, the iMac is designed to at­ "Computers are amongst the files on disks, but I can't read it the Lhasa, the capital ofthe Tibetan Autonomous Region. Tickets tract first-time buyers and Mac ugliest things, but the iMac is without a disk drive." are $20 for general admission and $15 for USCPFA members and users. playful, like a lipstick dispenser," "(Arts and Sciences) said they students. For tickets and program information call Ticket Master The performance and price of Robertson added. will get us external drives, but I at(415)421-TIXS. the iMac attracted John Pinelli, "People walk by the iMac with­ don't understand where the revo­ executive director of business af­ out knowing what it is and stare lution is [in removing the disk fairs for the College of Arts and because they're attracted to the drive]— it's playing a game with Sciences, who ordered them for the design," Ng said. users," Robertson added. "I'm ex­ 80 Biology Awards college. Some find the compact com­ tremely frustrated." "The reason I purchased the puter with its built-in monitor de­ The iMac is not just another Eighty fellowships will be awarded by the Howard Hughes iMacs was because the specifica­ sirable. fancy machine, but it is a computer Medical Institute for full-time study toward a Ph.D. or Sc.D. de­ tions met or exceeded the needs of "It's small enough to fit in the that will attempt to bring Apple gree in the biological sciences. Awards are for three years, with most of the Arts and Sciences fac­ little space I have on my desk," said back some of its shares in the com­ extension possible for two additional years of full support. Fel­ ulty," Pinelli said. Sr. Marie Ignatius Clune, director puter market. lowship awards provide an annual stipend of $ 16,000 and a $ 15,000 For some faculty, the iMacs of Outreach Ministry. "The first Macs were too expen­ annual cost-of-education allowance, effective June 1999. The fel­ were replacements for outdated Unlike most computers, the iMac sive, and they were losing the (com­ lowships are intended for students who have completed less than machines. was built without a floppy drive, a puter) race," Robertson said. "I one year of graduate study toward M.S., Ph.D. or Sc.D. degrees in "It's fast," said Michael device which allows a user to trans­ would not have bought a Mac be­ biological sciences. Students who hold or are pursuing medical or Robertson, chair of the Depart­ port files from one computer to an­ cause I thought they were losers." dental degrees may also be eligible to apply for fellowship support ment of Communications. "I had other. Critics have called the lack of "But these guys are thinking for study toward the Ph.D. or Sc.D. The deadline for application is an old computer and the (College) a floppy drive a design flaw, while again and Apple has made radical November 10,1998. For copies ofthe Program Announcement or did not upgrade us every year; it's some, including Apple, see it as a step improvements, so next time I Application call (202) 334-3419 or visit the Internet site at a wonderful improvement." away from old technology. Accord­ would think about buying one," fellowships.nas.edu. "My old computer had a 70 ing to Apple researchers, the network Robertson added. megabyte hard drive, and the iMac and the internet has a four gigabyte [there are a will change the Grad Fellowships 1000 megabytes in one gigabyte], way people so that sums up how far behind in move files. technology we were," Robertson Whether it is The National Science Foundation will award approximately added. a design flaw or 1,000 new Graduate Research Fellowships to support graduate "We can get things done much not, the missing study in science, mathematics, and engineering. The NSF con­ faster so there won't be a long floppy drive tracts with Oak Ridge Associated Universities to provide the sup­ wait," said Marvella Luey, college does pose a port services for this prestigious fellowship program. Each three- services assistant of the College of problem for us­ year fellowship provides a stipend of $15,000 for 12-month ten­ Arts and Sciences. ers. Luey is ure, and a cost-of-education allowance of $ 10,500 per tenure year. Aside from its computing capa­ worried about Graduate Research Fellowships are awarded on the basis of avail­ bilities, part of the iMac's selling files stored on ability. Applications are evaluated on all available evidence of abil­ point is in its new design— a com­ the hard drive ity, including academic records, recommendations regarding the puter in a translucent bluish-green which "might applicant's qualifications, and Graduate Record Examinations casing. For the few faculty who ac­ get lost during TODD MARKLE/FOGHORN scores. The deadline for application is November 5,1998. For more quired an iMac, the eye-candy a power outage Marvella Luey experiments with her new iMac, one of information contact the NSF Graduate Research Fellowship Pro­ seems to be successful. [if it is not the 25 purchased for Arts and Sciences. gram at (423) 241-4300 or email [email protected].

OFF THE HILLTOP No Parking for Commuters From Front Page ends up parking in other areas gazillion for the second semes­ Junior Amanda Schull said and moving her car every two ter," Gonzales said. Free For Ail trators hope that the decision finding a "prime" parking spot hours because all the "L" areas are Actual prices for on-campus The best things in life are will encourage the students to makes her day. full. parking are $204 per semester for indeed free and now they are actually do the reading rather "When I finally find a parking Joel Gonzales, coordinator of students and $122 per semester easier than ever to find! Just than seek shortcuts. The move­ spot, I get sort of excited. I sit student activities, said if parking for faculty and staff. look up Eric

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(415)584-0235 Photography: Jock McDonald, Engraving: Pacific Color, Model: Dave Benache San Francisco Foghorn NEWS September 17,1998 Greeks On Campus Lack Enrollment From Front Page about the Greek system at USF. Many students feel that a Uni­ riously, and the brothers are scho­ member of the social sorority join fraternities because the Greek Merve Lapus, a resident advi­ versity located in a city as diverse lastic as well as fun," Koch said. Delta Phi Epsilon, said her soror­ system looses its appeal in a city like sor in Gillson Hall, said his rea­ and active as San Francisco does He said he was surprised by ity encourages members to "re­ San Francisco, where you have the sons for staying away from Greek not lend itself to a Greek system. the amount of planning required cruit year-round." world at your doorstep." organizations was because they "I could understand joining a to keep the fraternity functioning. "We constantly rush and invite Although Sigma Alpha Epsilon don't really appeal to him. fraternity if I were in school in a "I didn't realize that everything women to Delta Phi Epsilon so­ (SAE), the other social fraternity "They tend to be 'clique-ish.' city that did not offer as many rec­ happened because of painstaking cials so they can meet the sisters," on campus, currently maintains a I'm more of a social butterfly," reational diversions as San Fran- organization, not arbitrary Henrich said. membership of about 25 students, whims," Koch said. Thompson said she agreed that it is still functioning despite the With Rush Week underway, so­ this is a crucial ingredient to her rumors that it wasn't going to be SAE owns a house on Fulton Street and has rorities on campus are busy with sorority's success. "We try to get registered again for the second year socials and recruiting events too. out there. We have a sorority full in a row. gained a reputation for holding off-campus Unlike the fraternities, both Delta of personality, and we try to high­ However, McLean said that parties that attract many underclassmen and Zeta and Delta Phi Epsilon are light that. Word of mouth is very they will be in good standing this problems as well. healthy in terms of University important." year because of a revised agree­ standing and membership levels. ment with the University. Tenielle Thompson, president Included in this agreement are of Delta Zeta, said she is con­ SAE's plans to alleviate problems Lapus said. cisco," said senior Martin cerned about the fraternities and got a hot lead? with neighbors and to keep down He said he attributes part of his Woessner. "Luckily, however, San the way they are perceived. the noise level from their parties. disdain to the reputations of the Francisco offers you the option to "We depend on them to do SAE owns a house on Fulton fraternities as well. "The social meet people and get involved well, too. It's harder for the fra­ Street and has gained a reputation fraternities especially don't appeal without going Greek." ternities not because of the apa­ for holding off-campus parties to me. They seem superficial. Matthew Koch, a second year thy, but because of the that attract many underclassmen They are contradictory. They say member of SAE, said his experience numbers...the percentage of males and problems as well. they do community service, but with the chapter has gone beyond versus females (at USF). A lot of "The primary reason for SAE the events I see publicized are par­ his expectations, and the effects of the guys at USF are involved in not being registered last year was ties," Lapus said. his involvement have been positive. athletics and they don't need to call x6122 the amount of neighbor com­ Although he doesn't consider "I knew before coming to USF join a fraternity or can't" Thomp­ plaints about noise"McLean said. himself fraternity material, he said that I was interested in joining a son said. Even with SAE receiving offi­ he thinks they're "okay for people fraternity. I thought highly of However, the issue of main­ ^^| 5a» Francisco cial University recognition, some trying to find some structure, a them, and when I met the guys, taining a positive image is not students still have mixed feelings place to fit in." they were perfect I take school se­ unique to SAE. Emily Henrich, a FOGHORN

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Baseball has the title of by Emily Johnson ther McGwire or Sosa will be "America's pastime," but no one coronated the "Homerun King" Parking Solution pays any attention to the sport any­ kids looking on, Sosa playing right and the hype will die out. Then more. The players aren't as showy, field and Busch Stadium the venue, what will be next? * It seems that at least once a you whine. You don't deserve the plays aren't as dazzling and the the stage could not have been more Perhaps we only turned our year the Foghorn runs a story parking. money just isn't the same. Let's face perfectly set for attention to about the lack of parking spaces Get a bike, learn to walk it, football and basketball are the the homerun of McGwire and on campus. somewhere other than on top real American sports. But for the all home runs. Sosa and their Mind you, none of us owns of a treadmill in Cardio Alley past few weeks, the country looked Sosa has since The record has been homerun a car. and utilize public transit. like it must have in the heyday of caught up. broken and although chase because This isn't a personal ven­ We shouldn't have to tell you baseball. People who didn't even McGwire is in it has probably not we didn't care detta; rather something that why. It's better for you and it's know who Mark McGwire and the middle of a about the students and staff constandy tell better for our environment. It Sammy Sosa are knew about the five game been set perma­ Dow. We're us as their number one concern makes sense and it's the politi­ record being broken and everyone drought and he nently, it is now only sick of hear­ on campus. cally conscious thing to do. wanted to watch the showdown left his game on a matter of time. ing about How very tragic. USF doesn't have a parking between the two sluggers. Sunday with Russia, and Along with the constant problem. We're an urban cam­ That showdown turned out to back spasms. Bill's sex life complaining comes the con­ pus and we really aren't ex­ be a very "Mark and Sammy" Sosa used the no longer sur­ stant stream of would-be solu­ pected to have parking. What meeting. .Although McGwire shot opportunity to take the spotlight prises us. The football season tions: "Build a garage under the USF has is a public transit prob­ number 61 off of the foul pole into away from McGwire and show his isn't in full swing, the NBA sea­ baseball field, construct a fifteen lem. fair territory in the first inning, the . own slugging ability. He hit Num­ son may not even start on time story parking structure in Inevitably there are excep­ game was nothing like the media bers 61 and 62 on Sunday and af­ and there's only so much of the Welch field, bulldoze Lincoln tions, and there are certain hyped it up to be. Although cel­ terwards said, "This is for you, U.S. Open that the truest of University so that we can park routes and times when avoid­ ebration occurred, it was subdued, Mark." The remark illustrates the sports fans can handle. Perhaps our sport utility vehicles there!" ing Muni may be safer than much like the two sluggers, who type of class that has surrounded it was simply great timing. We, however, have a more travelling alone. were fighting for a place in history. this chase at history. Both McGwire Regardless of whether or not economically and ecologically We encourage everyone to Number 62 made up for that. and Sosa have shown that they are this homerun-fest has brought any sound idea: Ride Muni. get involved with citizen tran­ When McGwire and the rest of his truly good sportsmen and they new fans to the sport permanendy, And yes, we understand that sit organizations such as Rescue fans in the stadium (at this point have not let their egos show in the it certainly has helped in fading the for many people MUNI is a Muni, which lobbies for safer, everyone was a fan) realized that least. black eye that baseball was dealt four-letter word, in caps. more efficient bus and train ser­ the ball was over the left field But now it's done. The record four years ago. Who knows? We've all sat next to the guy vice. Ifyou must drive to cam­ fence, the place went crazy. The has been broken and although it Maybe, just maybe, it will become who thinks he is Jesus, been in pus, please carpool. best part of it was Sosa and has probably not been set perma­ America's pastime again. a near death bus accident and The University should also McGwire exchanging hugs, high nently, it is now only a matter of been trapped in an under­ consider reimbursing faculty fives and of course the "Sosa sym­ time. In fewer than fifteen games, Emily Johnson is a sophomore ground tunnel for time periods and staff in full for their $35 bol of respect." With Roger Maris' the regular season will be over. Ei­ politics major. that exceed 30 minutes. We all monthly Muni pass, to encour­ know San Francisco's Munici­ age the use of transit. .And, a dis­ pal Railway is far from perfect. counted Fast Pass made avail­ USF is lucky enough, how­ able to those students who are ever, to be served by seven dif­ forced to move further and fur­ ferent Muni lines, some of ther away from campus, (as which are actually quite effi­ rents in the neighborhood con­ cient. It's still one of the most tinue to climb) would also be a ?!!? comprehensive and affordable grand idea. public transit systems in the And please, please help stop country. this sport utility vehicle mad­ If you live within City lim­ ness. Those gas-guzzlers are its, or for that matter along the bigger than most students' flats, BART line, and you drive to and frankly they don't belong in campus, we are sick of hearing a City as crowded as ours. Fallen Greeks So it looks like college isn't small as ours. From academic to one big scene out of "Animal community service, most stu­ House." dents have found their niche. The Pi Kapps dropped off What the fall of a fraternity the social scene several years seems to indicate is that USF ago and now ZBT has joined students don't care much for their Greek brothers in that big the "brotherhood" offered by Frat house in the sky. fraternities. Normally the fall of a frat And hey, that's great by us. would indicate a disturbing lack Fraternities seem a bit out­ Send Letters to the Editor and columns to [email protected] or mail them to the Foghorn, 2130 of student involvement. dated, and while they all play lip Fulton St. San Francisco, CA.94117. Both PC and Macintosh formats accepted. Letters to the Editor are due But that isn't the case here. service to community involve­ on the Monday before publication and should be 300 words. Anonymous letters are printed at the discre­ Students are still involved in ment, we'd much rather hang tion ofthe Editor-in-Chief. Columns are due on the Friday before publication and should be 600 words. a staggering array of out with Sister Ignatius any day. orginizations on campus as That's how to get involved. September 17, 1998 OPINION CounterPoint Should President Clinton Resign?

by Travis Phelps president. However, these two facts are unre­ by Lori Noll during a long and drawn out case to impeach At this point in Clinton's presidency, he lated. The President ofthe United States simply I'm sure you are all as tired of hearing about him. The government needs to stop using has no choice but to resign. He has commit­ does not have that much control over the this as I am. Did President Clinton really have my tax dollars investigating a case that I ted perjury, which is a serious criminal of­ economy. The president cannot pull some an affair with Monica Lewinsky? Did he ask don't care about. Clinton is a joke in office fense. He has created an irreparably great strings to make the economy good or bad. The her to lie about it? Did he commit perjury? I and he'll be a joke if he's impeached, so mess in the White House; a res­ fact is that the economic conditions have sim­ have been bombarded with so what's the difference? The man just jeopar­ ignation is the only way that this ply been the result ofthe ebb and flow of busi­ much information about this sub­ dized his family, embarrassed his political mess can go away. ness. The economy goes through cycles of pros­ ject that it is hard to tell what is party and was nationally humiliated. Give Clinton has a responsibility perity and depression. Although a president can true or not and I've come to a him a break. to the American people to tell do something to an effect, such as cut or in­ point where I don't care anymore. What exactly was Clinton's crime? Hav­ the truth. One may claim that crease welfare, he does not control the economy Judging by the television viewer ing an improper relationship with Lewinsky? Clinton's personal life is his busi­ itself. polls, most of the American popu­ Many ofour presidents in the past have com­ ness. I will be the first to agree While Clinton has not done anything no­ lation does not care either. We mitted the same crime, JFK comes to my with this claim. However, one table in his five and a half years in office, the chose a man to represent our mind. Was Clinton's worst offense getting cannot stand the incessant dis­ list of his impeachable offenses is lengthy. He country and most of us are happy caught, or was it the relationship in the first honesty that Clinton exudes. The lies are lied under oath in a civil case by denying any with the way he is doing it. place? endless. He "didn't inhale." He didn't have a form of a sexual relationship with Lewinsky. The man that is elected president tends Or maybe this impeachment really isn't "twelve year affair" with Gennifer Flowers: He lied under oath to the Grand Jury about to represent the ideals ofthe time period. A about the affair. Clinton denied having any it was only eleven years ten months. He his relationship with Lewinsky. In a civil depo­ hundred years ago the ideal president was relations with Lewinsky. He suggested to her "never broke a law in the United States": he sition, he denied being alone with Lewinsky family orientated and honest. Today the kind that she not tell anyone about their encoun­ smoked weed when he was in Oxford, En­ and giving her gifts. He lied under oath in a of president that is accepted is one who can ters. Was this the deceptive ploy of a presi­ gland. The President should have a little civil deposition about having discussions with get the job done dent trying to tamper more character. I am not in favor of im­ Lewinsky about the Jones case. During the quickly and effi- with the American peaching a President simply for his sexual Jones case, Clinton agreed with Lewinsky to ciently and Clinton The fact that he was having justice system? Or, proclivities, but I do conceal the truth. does just that. The was it rather, the acts not want a President He convinced her fact that he was hav­ an affair hasn't prevented of a desperate hus­ who cannot tell the to sign an affidavit ing an affair has not him from upholding his While Clinton has not done band, trying to avoid truth unless it is po­ denying the sexual prevented him from presidential oath, nor has it the wrath of his over­ litically advanta­ anything notable in his five relationship. He upholding his presi­ kept him from faithfully bearing wife. geous. and a half years in office, tried to obstruct jus­ dential oath, nor has Clinton can be Clinton is suppos­ executing the laws of the the list of his impeachable tice by getting her a it kept him from charged with im­ edly a champion of job in New York, so faithfully executing nation. peachment on the women's rights, but offenses is lengthy. that she would be the laws of the na­ grounds of high one only needs to away from Wash­ tion. The economy crimes and misde­ look at his record to ington reporters is doing well, the na­ meanors under the see that he has not demonstrated such mor­ and investigators. Clinton denied discussing tional debt is shrinking and all is good. Constitution. What exactly constitutes a als. He allegedly exposed himself to Paula Lewinsky testi­ Meanwhile, high crime anyway? That is such a vague Jones, requesting her to "kiss it." Further­ mony with Russia is falling term that almost any offense can be molded more, he allegedly groped one employee, Vernon Jordan. On January 11,1998, the nation apart, no matter to fit that description. Was the high crime Kathleen Willey, by trying to take advantage He obstructed how much aicfwe having an affair? Was it a high crime that he of her tragic situation (her husband had just justice by lying to became fascinated with rumors send. Russian lied to save his marriage? committed suicide). As for Monica his aides about his of President Clinton having had farmers are starv­ Should Clinton be impeached for obstruc­ Lewinsky, he gave her promotions after she affairs with a "sexual Mason" with Monica ing, the miners tion of justice? In withholding the details of had sex with him (a salaried position in Lewinsky so that are striking and the affair, the government contends that White House Office of Legislative Affairs, they would testify Lewinksy. Added to the already the economy is Clinton has obstructed justice. Is punishing the and later a job under United Nations to the Grand Jury impending civil suit by Paula rapidly declining. president for mistakes he has made in his per­ Spokesman Kenneth Bacon) without giving that Clinton did Jones, in which Clinton said he Boris Yeltsin, the sonal life really considered justice? Matters such such promotions to interns who did not not have sex with president of Rus­ as these are none of our business. It should be have sexual relations with him. That is sexual her. He lied to the did not "have a sexual affair" sia scheduled a his wife who stands final judgement. harassment in the purest sense of the term. public and to with Lewinsky. Eight months conference with Clinton's a jerk for cheating on his wife. He cannot, in this status, lead a nation. Af­ Congress about later, he has admitted to this Clinton to seek It sucks that he lied about it. Dwelling on ter the bombing raids in Sudan and Afghani­ the relationship in some solutions. this fact is just making things worse. Let's stan, many were left to wonder if the Clinton January, and did affair, and Ken Starr has turned Right in the get on with out lives. There is still laun­ was "wagging the dog," that is, the average citi­ not come clean in his report of alleged middle of the dry to be done, tests to study for, papers zen wondered if Clinton may have attacked al­ for seven months. misconduct to Congress. The conference a to write and a national debt to work on. leged terrorist sites only so that he could divert He even tried to couple of Russian question is: Should Clinton The senators need to chill out, Congress attention from his criminal matters such as per­ invoke Executive reporters stood should take a day off and the Supreme jury. Although it is unlikely that this w,js the Privilege to pro­ resign while he still can? up to ask about court could use a little Judge Judy to help case, it should not even occur to the average citi­ tect his lies by Clinton's "rela­ them relax. If he has any shame, he'll re­ zen. The President's actions should inspire the keeping David tions" with sign anyway and save them all a lot of time confidence of the American people. There Kendall from the Grand Jury. Lewinsky. America has sensationalized this and money. should be no doubt that his actions are for the Thus, at this point in the Clinton admin­ issue so much that we have the entire world Hasn't America learned anything from benefit of the country. This goes to show that istration, the president has no choice but to wrapped up in our personal soap opera. This the O.J. Simpson case? Sensationalism is Clinton's administration cannot carry on be­ resign. He has committed great moral error issue needs to be put behind us so we can pointless. There must be some kind of con­ cause of scars left by Clinton's actions. in his incessant lying. He cannot now escape begin to focus on what's really important. test to see how much one subject can be Many claim that Clinton should not be im­ the scandal that he has brought forth. He President Clinton is a lame duck anyway. beaten to death. I think we're winning. peached because he is a good president. This must resign. He's in the last years of his last term, and he notion is deducted from the fact that the doesn't have the power to make any real de- Lori Noll is a freshmen undeclared sci­ economy has been good while Clinton has been Travis Phelps is a freshmen history major. cisi6ns anymore. There isn't any point in en­ ence major.

flu, which on one hand, would keep you Say, until 11 am or so. enough to get into the dorms, you'll get Brad S. Battles out of classes for a couple of days. On the If your eating plans happen to differ from to deal with the wonderful people of the other hand, it's also likely to make you fall any of the above, I would suggest AS Express Office of Residence Life. Enough said. THE WEEKLY RANT so far behind that your G.P.A. drops to a or Crossroads. The food at Crossroads is Now, some of you may have tried calling 2.0 in one week. very good, and AS is open till 11 pm almost home, or if you're an Internet junky like me Welcome to And the food; which, according to every night of the year. and several other Foghorn staff members, you people from other schools, is excellent. If you're a freshmen and you're enter­ may have asked Information and Telecom However, if you ask anyone on this cam­ taining ideas of moving off campus in or­ Systems (ITS) to hook up your computer to USF! pus whose had to eat it for two years, you'll der to help alleviate the noticeable hous­ the Internet through USF's Ethernet connec­ Good morning freshmen! pretty much hear the same thing: "Marriott, ing crisis (I don't believe there's a housing tion. The average wait time for someone from Welcome to the University of San Fran­ ugghh." If this hasn't happened to you yet, excess), forget about it. The only thing ITS to reach your dorm room and hook up cisco, home of surf, sun and excellent wait about a week or two, you'll be saying harder than finding a parking space is try­ your system is about four to eight weeks. food. the same thing. ing to get out" of your housing contract. Maybe longer, it depends on whether or not Well, actually, those are blatant lies. The Marriott, (for those who don't know) is No matter what> if you decide to stay, someone feels like leaving Harney that day. sun only shines between the hours of 10:30 the cafeteria, conveniently open until 10 pm you're in the dorms for two years. Sorry, Oh, and as one final note, do not, ever, am and 2 pm (I don't know what hap­ on the weekday's, unfortunately nothing but that's the way the ball rolls. Besides, consider put a disk from a computer lab into your pened these past couple of weekends). pizza is served after 8 pm. What about the yourself lucky, the dorms are actually personal computer. That is, unless you like There is surf down by the beach, but if weekends you ask? Well, on Saturday, no cheaper than living in an apartment with a viruses. you swim in it, you're more likely to come problem, as long as you have dinner by 7 pm. rent of $800 per month. Welcome to USF: sleep late, eat well and back to campus with some strain of the Sunday, just plan on sleeping in for a while. Of course, for those of you lucky have fun. from 9 p.m. to 2 p.m. Costs $5 parking with validation! Contact SEPTEMBER 17 Thai Buddhists Wat Buddhapradeep, Gail Neira at 821-4452 for more a Thai Buddhist temple and cultural M.CM.E. Live at Storyville (1751 information. Thursday center, in conjunction with the Thai Fulton) from 8 p.m. For more government's Natural Culture information .call 441 -1751. Wild Things The Source's wild fall Eric Martin of Mr. Big, Jim Howard Commission, present a non-profit film series continues this wild week Band at The Last Day Saloon, benefit featuring dancers, musicians, Naked Barbles,'Itchy Kitty at the with "Wild Things." The wild film is located on 406 Clement St, from 9 and other performers flown in from Starry Plough and Restaurant (3101 shown free in wild Harney 235 at p.m. to 1 a.m. Costs $5. Martin is Thailand for this very special event! Shattuck Ave in Berkeley) Costs $6. the wild time of 9 p.m. "much more R&B based." For more 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Hall of For more information, call (510) information, contact David Daher at 841-2082. Hand of Kindness, Mushroom at The 387-6344. Last Day Saloon (406 Clement St.) from 9 p.m. to 12 a.m. Costs $3. Double Trouble live, and more at SEPTEMBER 20 Contact David Daher at 387-6344 Storyville, located at 1751 Fulton. for more information. For more information, call 441- Sunday 1751. Mass The University Mass is Jive Samba live and more at tonight at 9 p.m. at St. Storyville (1751 Fulton). Call 441- Countdown, Del Mars at the Starry Ignatius. SI is the church at 1751 for more information. Plough Restaurant and Pub, located the corner of Fulton and at 3101 Shattuck Ave in Berkeley. Parker. It's the one with Costs $4. For more information, call SEPTEMBER 23 the two tall towers in (510) 841-5082. front and a square Wednesday camponile irf Elections Elections for the ASUSF SEPTEMBER l8 the rear. When cast in Senate will be held in Harney Plaza 1859, the bell now from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. and Gillson Friday housed in that Hall from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. It is your camponile was the 25"' Anniversary 80's Party at The duty to vote; you are honor-bound! largest ever made Last Day Saloon (406 Clement St.) No excuses! Don't Forget! Prove that in England. It was Featuring Pride 8c Joy. The party you aren't apathetic! Show them shipped "round starts at 9 p.m. and runs 'til 2 a.m. that you care! Vote! Admission is $10. Contact David the horn" in Daher for details at 387-6344. 1860 and has Hokusai Japanese prints from the been in the possession James A. Michener Collection, Atomic Boogie, Live; the Inspectors of the San Francisco Jesuits Honolulu Academy of Art, will be at Storyville, located at 1751 Fulton. since 1862. displayed at the Asian Art Museum For more information, call 441- of San Francisco starting today until 1751. "The Dancers In a City, #2 (1972)'' Composting In the Sunset Let by Joan Brown and other works will be November 15,1998. This is your S.L.U.G. (the San Francisco League chance to see beautiful Japanese art, Mover, SoulTree, Mumble & Peg at featured at the Oakland Museum and of Urban Gardeners) show you how the Starry Plough Restaurant and the UC Berkeley Museum of Art—see as well as art from other Asian to turn "garbage into gold" from 10 cultures at one of the top Asian Pub (3101 Shattuck Ave in Berkeley) Wednesday. a.m. to noon at Garden for the Costs $5. For more information, call th museums in the world. The museum Environment, located at 7 Avenue is located in Golden Gate Park, next (510) 841-2082. th Flowers In Golden Gate Park (9 and Lawton. FREE of charge. For to the M. H. de Young Museum. For Avenue at Lincoln Way). $5 admis­ more information, contact Kathi more information, call 379-8800. SEPTEMBER 19 sion for performances and exhibi­ Kinney at 285-7854. tions; food is available for $3 per Fine Arts Faculty Lecture "Sanctu­ Little Giant in The Storyville plate. For more information, call aries of Time: Chemiakin's Research Saturday Sessions at Storyville, located at E (650) 615-9528. Works." Presented by Jean Y. Archaeo Club D'ltalia Slide Presen­ 1751 Fulton. For more information, Audigier at 7 p.m. in Harney 232. o tation "Opera Carmen, France I" at Ani DiFranco at the Berkeley call 441-1751. 1 p.m. and 2 p.m. in Harney 232 Community Theater. For more Buddha Feet, House of Nines at The Q. with Louis Lake Bryant M.A. information, call (510) 644:8957. 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Above: Neil Labute (right) instructs Jason Patric discussing life's immoralities and Aaron Eckhart in "Your Friends & Neighbors."

Lia Steakley Right out of the starting gate, LaBute caused When the affair turns out to be as rotten as her SCENE EDITOR plenty of controversy among couples with "In the marriage, Mary turns to her husband's other best Neil LaBute does not make fairytale movies to Company of Men." "Company" takes a look at two friend, Cary (Jason Patric) an abusive gynecolo­ reassure people that the world is safe and fair. business colleagues who leave for six weeks to gist. Meanwhile Ben Stiller's unsatisfied writer girl­ "People sometimes go to movies looking for complete a corporate project and spontaneously friend, Teri (Catherine Keener) leaves him for an­ something different, they want them to be neatly decided to seek revenge on all women by merci­ other woman in hopes of finding satisfaction. wrapped up like their life isn't," LaBute said fur­ lessly breaking the heart of one woman. Stiller, looking for someone to fillth e empty space rowing his brow , "I would prefer that (movies) LaBute is a voyeuristic filmmaker that shoots in his bed, seeks out young female college students. look closer to the truth than a little fantasy." with a bone-chilling camera, extracting sympa­ "These movies are actually true to their stories Most people's lives are not fantasies but com­ thy and excuses for his character's behavior. (given) the kinds of people that the characters plicated and unfair at times, just like the charac­ Shot in the same apathetic manner, "Your portray,"said LaBute. "Just because they switch ters' lives in LaBute's debut film, "In the Company Friends & Neighbors" picks up the pace and leaves partners, doesn't mean that they change." of Men," and his current film, "Your Friends & people nervously laughing, squirming in their The severity and shocking events in LaBute's Neighbors." seats and occasionally leaving the theater. "Friends productions don't transform the characters in 100 LaBute believes that the physical threat of & Neighbors" pries into the lives of three men minutes. He doesn't expect the audience to expe­ AIDS is not as apparent, and humanity has and three, women of different temperaments. rience any revelations or transformations by the slipped back into a state of carefree sex. How­ What start out as common relationship problems end either. ever he believes there is another disease, a "moral lead to 100 minutes of immoral choices. "Cinema, at its best, only has the power to get leprosy" festering in the relationships between The troubled marriage of Barry (Aaron people to look at something differendy and sort men and women. The illness stems from a "moral Eckhart) and Mary (Amy Brenneman) leads to of springboard people into talking about these ambivalence" men and women have toward each Mary having an affair with Barry's best friend, things because of what they saw," LaBute said, "It's other today. Jerry, a college theater professor (Ben Stiller). Neil Labute: Page 11

Contact us... 415.422.6122 2130 Fulton Street San Francisco, CA 94117 [email protected] 10 San Francisco Foghom oCENE September 17, 1998 More Than Toe Tappin' The musical 'Stomp' returns to San Francisco's Golden Gate Theater Lia Steakley Scenester knows it is SCENE EDITOR the job of the Examiner The performers ofthe latest international to report on the exploits tour to hit San Francisco's Golden Gate The­ of Sharon Stone (she is, atre don't say too much, but they sure know now to "Stomp." for those SF virgins out "Stomp," a hybrid of dancing, percussion there, married to the and visual comedy, is di­ Ex's editor), and we rected by its creators would hate to step on Luke Cresswell and Steve McNicholas. The cast in­ the toes of our journalis­ cludes eight performers tic comrades, but it IfM from across rhe nation seems that we have our m j. and every household ob­ very own Sharon Stone ject imaginable. The stage resembles a gossip. Ready? She sanitary junk yard. Four panels of chain-link buys housewares at fence have been erected above the stage. Hub­ Banana Republic! That's caps, tin coffee cans, metal cups and bowls of every size and color known to man hang from right, and lots of them. the fence. Wooden doorways hold up the Now, Scenester was chain-link fence, allowing performers to ap­ positive — positive — pear and disappear elusively. that we saw Crate and There is no plot to the production, but rather the audience feels as though it has ac­ Barrel written all over cidentally stumbled on a group of street per­ Ms. Stone. Then we formers engaging in the entertaining game of were shocked to learn showing-off to earn dinner money. from our friends high up The show's frequent comical episodes stem solely from the performers trying to out-do in the cruel, cruel world one another. These humorous interludes of retail (those boys will make the transitions between stunning per­ scratch your eyes out cussion sessions unnoticable and invite the for commission on a set audience members to show off their talents. The exhilarting percussion sessions are of­ LOIS GREENFIELD of stylish martini glasses ten physically strenuous on the performers. Stomp pounds its way into the Golden Gate Theater as part of its International tour. — really)) that she has At times, they walk around with huge metal been a repeat customer barrels attached to their feet by ski boots as result of applause. thing else in the production. A hardy helping down at the flagship they crack long bamboo sticks like circus Audience members are encouraged to test of sand and a splash of water add variations ringmasters or swing in the air from harnesses out their personal rhythm by participating in of pitch. Gap spin-off downtown. secured to a chain-link fence, while playing a the various call and response numbers and From numbers done completely with Of course, while this junk yard drumset. may feel a cold, disapproving look from broomsticks to kitchen sinks to plastic sacks, foray into the psyche of "Stomp" is physically demanding on every­ neighbors if caught abstaining from joining anything and everything finds its way into the one and everything involved with the produc­ production of "Stomp". The constant pound­ Ms. Stone is tres in. tion, including the audience members. Ex­ Not even the stage escapes use as a musical ing paired with ironic humor is sure to break­ interesant, as a journal­ hausted hands are guaranteed to hurt at the instrument. The wooden floor of the stage up stress from the first weeks of classes; so, ism buff, we are more end of this performance and it won't all be a takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin', like every­ join in the fun and start stompin'. interested in how her husband's mind works. Sure, buying some over­ Rialto Hits the American Shores priced Banana Republic sheets is one thing, but Rialto rocks the music scene with a debut album and familiar sound Tricia Bitter It is a sad, yet amazingly upbeat have you ever read an FOGHORN STAFF WRITER • "•SSSS'KSMM -,.,•. song about, well, the end of the edition of the Ex? The it ' j":.' - «,-»'} i^t-^ k'^Z-nPAlii-.': '""'•'*1 Oh no: another article about k summer. only thing that makes another new Britpop sensation. W*y hTztznoit \f__zsa ^mpm «w • Singer/Songwriter Louis Eliot our quarter worth while Wait! Before you turn to the creates a lyrical scene that is tragic IW ^'%sJ ' is the weekly Lord sports section or put this copy of and romantic enough to make the the Foghorn down in favor of play­ end of summer sound like the end Martine "Tearin' Up the - . -•%• • • ing fashion 4 '• of the world. Musically and lyri­ Town" column. When­ police in cally, it displays not only a unique ever Scenester is feeling front of '90's pop style, but could also be World Fare, less than hip, we just described as Beatlesque. listen to this. The majority ofthe album can, turn to Lord Martine to The self- JTUJS1C and will, appeal to anyone who can see just how cool we titled debut appreciate a good pop song. Rialto truly are. For those not Wl 1 album by does occasionally fall into the com­ Rialto, in the know, Lord mon Britpop trap of writing glit­ found after tery dramas about tragically beau­ Martine writes a weekly September 15th in any local tiful girls who end up completely column devoted to record store, (Sorry kids, this one mad and strung out because they teaching aging yuppies can't be found at the bookstore, don't want to be housewives. try venturing off campus) is the (Come on guys, it was only origi­ about the ways of Gen album that will save Britpop and nal when Suede did it.) X. For the starry-eyed record collections, as we know Ofcourse this can be appealing Martine its all "fabulous" them. Possibly a wild claim, but it when you think about how com­ and "flawless." Finally, is very true. forting it is to know that someone Rialto has emerged from the back on campus this else is more tragic than you are! ruins of Kinky Machine, a band (Sure that faux fur sweater at Bebe week, Scenester has that produced Britpop before it COURTESY OF RIALTO didn't fit you but at least you aren't discovered that fried was popular, thereby dooming it­ Rialto Ah yes, fine British lads visit the phone box. hooked on smack.) zucchini sticks are self to obscurity. Musically, Rialto nears, if not at The current lack of any new ous and imaginative boyfriend album's highlights is not only a available at the Lone most points achieves, perfect pop Britpop that is any good makes who suspects that it "must be the catchy pop tune; it also contains and makes one want to dance un­ Mountain dining hall. If September 1998 the perfect time end" when he calls his girl several some ofthe best lyrics in a Britpop controllably. Ifyou don't trust me, you see Scenester for Rialto to take over the world (or times during the middle of the song since Pulp's 1995 Different trust Melody Maker, who described standing around at the at least England) for now. night and gets her answering ma­ Class album, which was the high­ the album as "destined to become The album's fabulous opening chine. His logical conclusion, light of the last big Britpop wave. top of the hill trying to the greatest passion of your life". I track "Monday Morning 5:19" is rather than simply assuming that My personal favorite track, would describe it as the best Brit­ catch our breath and fix the greatest "song that tells a story" she is asleep at 5:19 in the morn­ "Summer's Over", is the best ex­ ish album ofthe year so far and the our hair, offer some flexi. since Pulp's "Common People." ing, is that she is cheating on him. ample of Britpop perfection that I best $15 you may ever spend. It tells the story of a very jeal- "Untouchable", another of the have heard in the past three years. San Francisco Foghorn SCENE September 17, 1998 11 Fine RclceT Phair Liz Phair s

new tart- If you are not going to start living your life tounged CD today, when are you Lawrence Rhone going to start? If you FOGHORN STAFF WRITES aren't going to act Back in 1993, a then un­ today, when are you known Chicago native Liz Phair going to start? When released one of the most ambi­ you get older? Start tious and mduringindependent rock albums of this decade, "Ex­ living with these con­ ile in certs. Call BASS for GuyviBe." tickets ©415.478.2277 A song by song r e --.- Moe sponse The Warfield to the 9/18 Rolling Stones* classic "Exile on Main Street," ELLEN NOLAN / RISE MANAGEMENT LTD. Newport Folk Festival Phair sang with caustic wit,frank Beth Orton's latest concert featured new material from her upcoming January album. Joan Baez, Bella Fleck, sexuality and poignant grace, fo­ John Hiatt & more cusing on the burden of gender Concord Pavilion roles and the torture that rela­ Orton Escapes the Unknown tionships can bring. Her 1994 9/19 follow-up, the very spotty Cat McGarrey worried about the lack of a drum to throw their bodies against one "Whip-Smart," mined thesame FOGHORN STAFF WRITER set and keyboard. another on the dance floor. Critical Resistance territory with cosiderably less en­ Orton's new album is set to be Her set included the tracks,"She gaging results. I am proud to say that I must Concert for released in January, so last night she Cries Your Name," "I Wish I Never Four years, a marriage and have been the only person in the Justice sang songs from the upcoming a child later Phair returns with audience on Wednesday, September th record as well as her latest album, Ani di Franco, a strange new curiosity called 9 who knew more of Beth Orton's "Trailer Park" which was released Me'shell Ndege O'cello, "whitechocolatespaceegg." talent than her sultry voice in a in 1996. It was not until recently Orton came out on Neither "Guyville" brilliant block rockin' Chemical Brothers Hosted by Angela Davis that her name was known in the stage and I felt like I nor "Whip-Smart" embarrass­ song. Dur- Berkeley Community United States, which I presume is ing, it is a sometimes calcu­ ing my stay was partaking in a a result of the success of the Theatre lated, weirdly unfocused ap­ in Dublin, Chemical Brothers. session of the "MTV 9/19 peal to the mainstream. Ireland, Beth My roommate swears she read Unplugged" series. Which is not a bad thing as Orton was somewhere that Beth Orton's mu­ Phair isa wonderfully low-key hot. Ex- Rancid cstane sic, "is the next day hangover mu­ melodist, her songs have a t r e m e 1 y sic for ravers who were tweeking Saw the Sunshine," and "Galaxy of Greek Theatre, crisp, comfortable blend of hot...so hot fl *' the night before." That could defi­ Emptiness." Orton's powerful voice spare guitar jangle and pop my Irish Berkeley nitely be true, but that shouldn't projected throughout the packed song accessories (strings, hand mate Maeve 9/19 mean hip kids like me and my house without ever sounding claps, etc.). The title track is was fuming that she could not get friend (who claims she somehow strained or scratchy. perfect, swampy with digital off work for the night. listens to Beth Orton as she jogs... Oftentimes I go to shows and Jonathan Richman noise and equipped with a I slunk into Bimbo's 365 Club figure that one out) can't enjoy her the band sounds less impressive lighter-waving chorus, while expecting a young-Euro, hip crowd Slim's 9/19 in our sober euphoria. then its CD. To my delight, Beth "Johnny Feelgood" resurrects and found nothing of the sort. As Orton came out on stage and I Orton surpassed all audience ex­ the Phair of old, an obsessive the opening act, Ron Sexsmith left felt like I was partaking in a session pectations. For her encores, Orton Alice's Now & Zen ode to a damaging man wor­ the stage, the man next to me of the "MTV Unplugged" series. came out by herself and strummed Festival, thy of Courtney Love. turned to his friendsan d flatly said, She softly sang, "Touch Me With songs requested from her previ­ The tart-tongued pleasures "Sorry I brought you guys to a folk Sharon Meadow, Your Love" off her "Trailer Park" ously released recordings. of this record are soon, however, show." I wanted to smack the bloch CD without the use of a double By the time the show was over Golden Gate Park taken over by a newly honeyed and tell him, "Hey shmuck, I guess bass or a harmonium. those tools that were standing next 9/20 sentimentality. "Only Son," you should have booked tickets to to me were swaying back and forth "Girls' Room,n*and "What Hootie instead." At first I could tell the audience to the mellow acoustics, and I knew Makes You Happy*are all obvi­ I decided at this point to eaves­ didn't know what to make of this Praxis woman. They were expecting that the British vixen Beth Orton ously heartfelt but are riddled drop on these lads the rest of the Slim's night. I heard people around me ambianic trance or at least a beat had them in her trance. with cliche after numbing cli­ 9/20 che. "Go On Ahead" is espe­ cially irksome; its devastating verses matched with a chorus Neil Labute: Wicked or Wise? Pat Methany sappier than the entirety of Lisa From Page 9 gals' dreams come true, LaBute's is more true to life. Rather than Yoshi's Jack London Loeb's last album. And the gen­ hard for movies to change people don't. In real life the villains don't these big grand ones that are a Square, Oakland der-bent "Big Tall Man", the first always get chastised and good little bit more false." or change their lives at all, the best 9/21 - 9/22 of two attempts here to sing movies can do is get people to gen­ people don't always succeed. It doesn't worry him that people from the perqwcave of a man, erate some discussion." "I think it's good that [the may stereotype him by his movies. is just plain lazy (Tm a big tall LaBute definitely has people movies] aren't definitive in the "I'd rather be [stereotyped] and Imogen Heap mW 1 cat the grass, "et al) talking about his films, but most end; that, actu­ make movies Bimbo's Fans that have been of all, people are talking about ally, is kind of about what I 9/22 chomping at the bit for new what kind of person would think hopeful. Just know. If at material might be satisfied with of these perverse story lines and because a char­ My mom keeps sometime that this marginal returnt o form, es­ carry it so far as to put them on acter is" having a saying to me, 'I wish fits into the con­ Less Than Jake pecially with Phair's conversa­ text of a western film. bad experience you would make a Slim's tional vocal style, stronger than in the movie one day, great! It How about a Mormon from comedy' and I tell her ever. As great as it is to hear Indiana who has a wife of 12 years doesn't mean will be a western 9/23 from a founding riot-girl, and two kids, ages seven and ten? that his whole 'Mom, I did, I made that is not like "wMtechocoktespaceegg" is ul­ "My mom keeps saying to me, life will be bad two. Wait till I get the other ones, I Jars of Clay timately just an odd pop-rock in the end, and bet." 'I wish you would make a comedy,' serious.' Luther Burbank Center, whimsy. and I tell her, 'Mom, I did, I made just because a For the fu­ two. Wait 'til I get serious,'" he said severe character —Neil Labute ture, LaBute is Santa Rosa laughing. doesn't get DIRECTOR working on 9/23 LaBute is not that different from punished various scripts, doesn't mean but so far hasn't anyone else; he just chooses to de­ Cheap Trick pict different snapshots of life and he won't somewhere down the found his next project. He is work­ serve his audience. line," explained LaBute. "Working ing on a few plays and adaptations Great American While other movies may have in smaller increments, where my of books, even one about teenag­ Music Hall perfect endings where the villains hopefulness is small, my victories ers. It's very likely that they'll be 9/24 -9/26 are small and my defeats are small dark. COUHTB9V OP 1MAVBX.CK RECORDS are punished and the nice guys' and 12 San Francisco Foghorn SCENE September 17, 1998 Dear Tiffany: For the dazed and confused

Dear Tiff, ter indicates that you read Dear Tiff while re­ Hey! What's the deal? I read your column last clining in your standard issue dorm bed. This, week, then flipped through my binder of meticu­ dear DIPpy, is how rumors get started. First you lously organized past "Dear Tiffany" columns onlytel l one friend that Dear Tiff was in bed with to realize that you graduated last semester and hadyo u and next thing you know your entire floor written your last column. Then, last week, much of over-sexed 19 year olds is searchin' out Dear ASUSF SENATE ELECTIONS to my delight, there you were, staring at me as I lieTif f for a quick shag in the basement of Gleeson in bed to read and re-read your every word. While(wher e the philosophy books are buried and no Sept.23&24 Sept. 23 I'm glad you're still here to keep me company lateone , but no one except my roommate, ever vis­ 10am-4pm 6pm-8ptn at night, I wonder how this can be? Surely by nowits) . Try forming a relationship with Scenester, Hamey Plaza Gilson Hall you've graduated on to a bigger circulation paperrumo r in the Foghorn office is that "they" are and are challenging the likes of Dan Savage and easy. I'm an advice columnist, not a sex slave. others for the right to guide the moral conscious of MEET THE CANDIDATES NIGHT Finally, DIP, you insinuate that, with a commu­ today's youth. nication arts degree from USF, I should now be Sept. 22 7pm Crossroads working at a major circulation newspaper. You Don in Phelan see DIP, you can't believe everything the admis­ sions office tells you when Mom and Dad drop Dear DIP: you off in late August. No, Tiff would be happy Coming Soon! Believe it or not DIP, you're not the only one working for any left-winged alterna-weekly, but confused by last week's Foghorn. Several other let's face it DIP, Bruce Brugman ain't gonna pay concerned students have expressed some con­ Tiff the salary she's used to collecting over here The SOURCE presents: cern. So, seeing as how Tiff is a media major, we at the 'Horn. And as for Dan Savage: be assured are going to take a few seconds to not answer that while we appreciate his straight-forward sex your question, but instead deconstruct your let­ advice and queer perspective, we're not quite ter so that you can see what a silly little creep sure that he is any sort of moral conscious. You you really are. Let's start at the top, shall we? see, we're all advice columnists, we provide flip­ Firstiy, anyone who has Dear Tiff columns orga­ pant (in the case of Savage and myself) or fuzzy nized in a binder is taking one too many GEC (like Landers and all those other syndicated classes and has just a bit too much spare time on bombshells) advice to your pressing concerns. AZZ his hands. Try collecting stamps or leaves, those All you need to do is drop Tiff a line at types of people seem nice and normal. Sure, DIP, [email protected]. Or, you can wad up # 1 and I said I was graduating and that I loved everyone a question on a Marriott napkin and drop it by and blah, blah blah... but do you really think that our stunning offices in the bottom of Phelan SPOKEN WORD Abby or Anne Landers have been alive for so Hall (Campus Ministry is next door to us!). Fi­ damn long? Do you honesdy believe that the nally DIP, I appreciate your devotion and assure Oprah currendy on television is the same Oprah you that Tiff will live on in the 'Horn for quite a Coffeehouse Series that I used to watch back in '86. No, DIP, it seems few years. Or, at least until administration comes Every Wednesday night in October. that you have been hoodwinked. Next, your let­ down here and makes us stop. Tiffany currently resides in Los Angeles where she hopes one day to have a body made up of pure silicon, a tan that would make every DZgirl blush and the ability to walk down Hollywood Boule­ DON'T FORGET! vard while making appointments on her cell phone. Her opinions, unfortunately, do not represent those ofthe Foghorn. To reach Tiff, drop a note by the Foghorn office in lower Phelan Hall, or email the blonde bombshell at [email protected].

PICK UP YOUR Simple Richmond Pleasures NEW Cafe offers a locals feeling and eclectic atmosphere STUDENT RECORD Natasha Glodoveza with Blaire Carter fore the early coffee house craze, even before there was FOGHORN STAFF a Starbucks on every corner. Built almost twenty-three IN UC 402! One word comes to mind when reminiscing on years ago, Simple Pleasures has seen its share of "regu­ Simple Pleasures: "eclectic." Where else will one find lars", returning to enjoy Owner Ahmed's favorites such worn out Christmas lights hanging fromth e windows, as the house special coffee and his well known bagels. black and white photographs of cats, dogs and every­ On the day that I visited, I chose to try the iced cof­ day people, not to mention the unusually out of place fee. The coffee, having quite a strong but original taste, CO opera memorabilia from great works such as Tosca. forced me to add several packs of sugar in order for the rt Owner, Ahmed describes the house to have quite a drink to reach perfect satisfaction. All in all, the drink 0q "Bohemian, Hippie kind of feeling." This could explain was satisfying. fl) Amnesty the initial sighting of seeing walls with Asian inspired The most striking thing is the unbelievably low D painted mountains with water trickling down, as if prices. Favorites such as an espresso are only $1.25 for fl) someone pasted cheesy Oriental wrapping paper on a single and $ 1.75 for a double. All other dishes such as -J International to the wall. The atmosphere of sandwiches, desserts, juices, past- P_ Simple Pleasures is somewhat ries, even beer and wine are all comforting in a way, like being priced below $5.00. This is ex­ 3 tuesday September 22 welcomed into a home that is Don't expect to wait too tremely comforting to know since stuck in the time of peace, love, long for your drink to be we're all money-hungry starving ro 5:00pm and flower children. A) prepared either. college students with very litde rt LM 345 At first sighting, one is cash to spare. ••M • stunned by the array of people Don't expect to wait too long D seated around outdoor tables, for your drink to be prepared ei­ 0Q ranging from depressed teenagers draped in black, to ther. Simple Pleasure's incredibly friendly staff will have middle-aged business men arriving for an afternoon drinks and meals prepared in less than two minutes so PRESENTS break. Upon entering, there is an overwhelming com­ students can be up and ready to return to the endless forting feeling. pile of work always waiting. Antique wood tables intermingled on a flooro f black If one desires an establishment which not only serves and white checkered tiles are arranged around the cen­ for socialization and coffee drinking, but also presents tral coffee making counter, representing a homestyle some of San Francisco's up and coming musical acts, kitchen. This is quite different from the generic barstools Simple Pleasures is the place to be. With live Jazz night and unbearably clean setting of Starbucks. Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Sundays, and live bands on FREE Simple Pleasures welcomes customers with such po­ Fridays and Saturdays, Simple Pleasures' liveliness never lite slogans as "friends don't let friends go to Starbucks." seems to die, whether it be seven o'clock in the morn­ Deeper into the room, the feeling and an appearance ing, or late at night. Pianists can share their skills with ru of a living room takes over. others on Sunday nights from eight to ten p.m. UJ Plush velvet brown couches ofthe seventies and an In all, I would say my experience at Simple Plea­ Ul old piano are occupied by men and women reading sures was quite good. Being new to San Francisco has wild things their daily dose ofthe Wall Street Journal and the San opened me up to the extent of diversity and trends that TUESDAY SEPT. 22 Francisco Chronicle. This is quite a setting when just exist. Don't fret, Simple Pleasures is only a bus ride away. looking for an opportunity to enjoy the good old Just jump on bus 31 and you'll find Simple Pleasures American tradition of drinking coffee each day. on Balboa between 34th and 35th Ave. Simple Pleasures has been around since long be- ksanSan Franciscotran Foghorn SCENE September 17, 1998 13 star&Xt&k DELTA SIGMA PI PRESENTS with starbrite e. galactica Virgo (August 23-September21) be a mystery, you'll be a STAR. You Cosmo says "Leave work at work." I and your friends will carry little para­ say take things from work. Seriously. sols across campus wearng whale­ You can get some good stuff. Now bone supported beaded evening perhaps this doesn't apply if you're gowns like Kate Winslett. Maybe an Abercrombite folding sweaters at you'll act out a scene or two in the your mecca - I'm not talking ob­ USF Library moat. The possibilities scenely priced argyle jumpers... .but are endless. this is great advice for the more of­ fice-affiliated; piles of sticky notes, Pisces (February 18- March 19) formatted disks, dry erase Cosmo says "Fear nothing". I'say pens... .just enough to feel like you're "Fear Ace Cabs." Seriously. Without doing something bad. Because ba­ fail, every single time I have ridden sically, Virgo, you need to loosen up. in an Ace cab, the driver has had Perhaps next week you will qualify problems remaining in their respec­ for some carefree snogging. tive lane, or they have a giant bloody gash over their right ear, or their Libra (September 22-October 22) meter "isn't working", or they start Cosmo says "Look to the future." I taking you to State and deny the ex­ say look to the Richmond. This week istence of USF. Go for DeSoto. Be is all about banal maintenance picky and cautious. You can apply SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1998 chores. Your week is as functional this theorem to the rest of your life HYATT REGENCY EMBARCADERO and gray as the Geary strip. Yes, this week. truly...hit the post office, return RECEPTION 8:30PM-10:00PM your damn videos, break up with Aries (March 20-April 19) Cosmo DANCING 9:OOPM-1 :OOAIM your boyfriend, schedule your ar­ says "Work on your Wild Side." I say raignment, laminate your Louise "Work on all your Sides!" It's time ALSO SPONSORED BV ASUSF & THE GRAPHICS CENTER Brooks posters, whatever. I promise to do some trimming, and walking that you will thank me next week halfway up Lone Mountain to stop when that Scandinavian prospect and smoke a fag before resuming the asks you to drop what you are doing ascent won't really decrease any and fly with him/her back to their cellulite. I'm not saying you have to homeland of symmetrical aesthetic remove the cheese from your pizza wholesomeness, to engage in a holi­ and bitch about your ass to every­ one and spend every waking mo­ CLUB FAIR day of not so wholesome activities. ment at Koret. I'm just saying that FALL 1998 Scorpio (October 23-November 21) your body is crying out for a little Cosmo says "Try something new." muscle tone. What do I say? (Catching on to my theme this week?) I say try some­ Taurus (April 20- May 19) Cosmo thing jasper. Yes, that's right. I talked says "Be Choosy." I say"Be a floozy!!" to my retail-sawy roommate and It's really not that difficult. Tight she says that it is all the rage this sea­ clothing, TIGHT. Not "fitted" or any son. THIS IS THE COLOR FOR of that modest crap. Go to parties SEPTEMBER 24 YOU. As yet, I've encountered only where the pivotal beverage is Natu­ one thing in jasper in these past few ral Light. Point at cute boys/girls and weeks, with the help of my friend's just scream "YOU!!" They'll under­ 12:30pm-1:30pm keen-sighted guidance. But I have to stand. admit I was thoroughly impressed with its luminous turquoise Gemini (May 20-June 20) Cosmo accents....so therapeutic for the says "Kiss him all over." I say "Pierce wardrobe. This week....try some­ him all over." Because you want him thing jasper. to be alternative, don't you? And he can learn to like Sublime. So this is Sagitarrius (November 22 Decem­ what you do. You take him up to ber 20) Cosmo says "Milk your al­ Annibus Warpus, that really COOL harne plaza lure." What a great phrase! Maybe if store up in that district called Haight. we were in Slavakia, I could expound (You know, where you and all your with "Milk your goat" and you new college friends have been hang­ would know what to do, both liter­ ing for the past three weeks because ally and figuratively. As the case you haven't figured out where else stands, we have a cultural shortage to go?) And you just tell the guy there of things to milk. Everyone turns that you want him pierced, and you into a walking hormone when want him pierced ALL OVER. And they're around you this ifyou have the option, always go for week professors, toothless old the rings and not the studs. And re­ women on the Fulton 5, SAE boys member - spikes have NO class. graduation portraits (god forbid) so just put it away, OK?? We don't want to see it. Cancer ((June 21-July 21) Cosmo says "Ride the Wave." I say "Ride the Capricorn (December 21-January K." (No, ravers, not your orgasmic 19) Cosmo says "Put him under little treats.) I mean the new super it's your turn your spell." I say put him under your fast super deluxe Muni train. It's bed, because your significant other high speed, underground, and is going to find out about this, and ELECTRONICA style. Even if it going to find about this real soon. doesn't deliver you to your optimal Maybe sneezing with some dust destination, (I think it ends up in the October 12-16 bunnies will humble him a bit, and Sunset?) just ride the K to ride the you'll have time to realize that being K. One can give no better advice. two-faced only works with Geminis. Own up to the truth - You're hon­ Leo (July 22-August 22) Cosmo says est, decent, discriminating and you're "Freedom Rules." I say "Freshmen not a porn star. with Flexi rule." Because seriously, they're never going to use it all up. Aquarius (January 20-February 17) And if you're a bit leery of this whole Cosmo says "Be compassionate." I Don dollars concept (much to all- say "Be Titanic." I know at first this encompassing and eerily convenient idea sounds a little strange, but give if you ask me) then it's just less of a it some time to sink in!! (ha ha) Just hassle to march through World Fare think of it... .we could have a whole with your hidden agenda, find an new genre of kid on the USF unsuspecting victim, and make out campus....one that transcends all like a bandit. Tell them they're invited goth, punk, hippy, or abercrombite to your next kegger or something. categories and goes straight to the Keep them happy, and they'll keep call 422-65 1 <> to maki' ) hv I'C 102 M-F top. You'll be an anachronism, you'll you well-nourished. 14 San Francisco Foghorn SPORTSWEEK September 17, 1998

v • •::••: - .:.••... • •:•:.!•..• . •;.;; • : i:.%;-.,- ,: ^ • bung USF Striker Ready to Soccer Frustrated With Two Losses Play NCAA Champions From Back Page From Back Page constantly in Loyola's third of the In the extra period, both teams huge let down after being highly Kishandee def nitely pushes me tn tournament and is especially field, yet the Lady Dons were un­ had one shot, but Julie Miller's re­ recruited but, in fact, there were a positive way. She's hard on me excited about a particular, up­ able to finish. direction of a corner kick from some positives to being injured. only because she knows what I am coming game. "We should have easily beaten Christina Papp sealed the win for "Things happen for a reason. capable of." "I'm definitely excited about this team," continued Verhees. "It's the 49ers. Maybe I wouldn't David is excited playing last year's [NCAA] pretty ridiculous. It's frustrating According to Verhees, the Clas­ have been as suc­ about this year's champs* North Carolina. They that we can't score against a team sic served as a learning experience cessful last year as women's soccer are a well respected team and I like this." for his team. I will be this year team. She said that hope for the best scenario, 1-0 "Maybe we were overconfident "We try. We play. We create," if it hadn't been the freshmen came in our favor." because UCLA beat them 5-0," said said Verhees, now in his eighth year for my injury. I prepared to play Being from San Francisco, junior striker Erin Terbush, who at USF. "We just lacked the timing was able to watch and that each game David came to USF knowing scored her second goal of the sea­ this weekend and we paid for it." and say 'I will be a building that the home crowd would fol­ son against UNC-Charlotte. "It USF now faces St. Mary's in its could've done block. low. She was urged by her dad was just one of those games." West Coast Conference opener at that in a different "There is a lot of to attend USF. Terbush now leads San Fran­ Moraga tonight. Last year, when way5 or 'If I was inexperience at the "My dad sacrificed a lot to cisco offensively with four points the two teams met, the Lady Dons out there this collegiate level but I send me to college, I'm glad he'll on two goals. won 2-1 when former striker Jen­ would have been can say that there be able to see me play. I can In the first game, Saturday, Sept. nifer Moreci netted a goal in over­ done." Crystal David are no weaknesses, show him what he's been work­ 12, the Lady Dons made a dramatic time. USF finished in third place Coming off on the team. If one ing hard for all these years." comeback after falling behind by in the WCC last year with a 5-2 her injury, David was nervous of the freshman is subbed in, it's David' s goals for this year two goals against UNC-Charlotte. record. in her first game ofthe season as if. there is no change of flow in are clear and precise. With two Terbush knocked in her goal off a San Francisco's attack was se­ versus Stanford. She admits that the game." assists already under her belt Crystal David assist, 48 minutes verely affected this year by the loss she didn't play to her fullest po­ After Sunday's loss in the she wants to score a minimum into the match. With the Lady of Heather Wright and Moreci to tential but, with a smile, she said Diadora Classic at Negoesco Sta- of 10 goals in the season. How Dons trailing 2-1 and time run­ graduation. Furthermore, the lead­ in a couple games she does she plan to ning out, freshman Heidi ership role established by Amy should be back to her —— dothis? Prestegard evened the score at 2-2 Yamamoto last year has passed to old self again* "I'm going and sent the game into overtime senior Kishandee Green, the vocal "I feel that there is "I feel that there to more pressure put to play hard with her first goal of the season. leader on this season's squad. more pressure put on on me because i know people say, and we're going me because I know 'She's good but no one has seen her to give it our alL people say,'She's good And we're go­ but no one has seen play, let's see what she can do.' I ing to Tourna- Brainstormer her play, let's see what didn't show what I'm capable of ment. she can do.' I didn't against Stanford. But I'll show them The 1997 show what Pm capable what I can do." squad show­ The Quiz of against Stanford. cased powerful But I'll show them —Crystal David forwards, Jen­ what I can do" VBf STRIKER nifer Moreci Molloy's Tavern, Colma David is eager to M.I »i,. and Heather play with the team's Wright* who Every Thursday Night vocal leader and senior striker, dium, David admits that the team combined for many of the Lady Kishandee Green. Watching was not in sync and that they are Dons' scoring opportunities. Q. What is the name of Pinocchio's cat? Green play for a year, David said not yet familiar with playing to­ Now that San Francisco has lost that playing with her is what she gether. But David is confident that those two strikers, David and Q. What type of car did Steve McQueen drive in expected. they will play stronger and that fa­ Green have the responsibility of the movie "Bullitt"? "One look from Kishandee miliarity will come with time. The filling the shoes left by Moreci and I know what to do. team expects to go to the NCAA and Wright. Q. What is the name of Dorothy's Aunt in 'The Wizard of Oz"? Q. What is Dennis the Menace's favorite drink? Go Ahead (Answers at bottom) Make My How does it work? Simply. Put together a team of players, dream up a name (team names have become quite inventive), and come on in to Buy The Only Sushi-Western Surf-A-Billy Soundtrack Molloy's Tavern, Colma on Thursday night. That Kicks Ass! Sign up at 8:00pm Briefly, the teams battle each other through seven rounds of ten questions, and the victorious team is the one that simply outscores it competitors. It's a "Live" and com­ pletely interactive trivia show where each team writes down one answer to each of the questions that will be mm fired at them by the Quizmaster. v) Prizes are awarded to the winning teams. We also have

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Look­ ing to defend the tide it captured last year, USF had high expecta­ tions for their performance in "Winning is sort of a puzzle the tournament. The Dons were also thirsty for a win following right now. But that doesn't two losses on the East Coast mean we cant do it" against Wake Forest and North Carolina last week. —Jean Paul Verhees San Francisco's second game of the tournament, against MARIA M. JIMENEZ/FOGHORN WOMEN'S SOCCER HEAD COACH AFTER THE Xavier, went scoreless until the Although USF outshot Xavier 9-8 in the final match ofthe annual Diadora Classic, the Dons and LADY DONS' RECENT PERFORMANCES 30,h minute when Xavier's senior midfielder Fabio Pires (9) were unable to capture their first victory on the season. Steven Stamper knocked a re­ one-goal loss by the Dons this Esteban added, "We know Force. San Francisco meets Briefly bound from the crossbar past season. Carlos Fernandez, who each other well, and the trip to Santa Clara in West Coast Con­ USF goalkeeper Zack Vaughn. assisted on Esteban's goal, felt Spain [this summer] helped. We ference play, Nov. 6. The Memphis men's cross country Jordi Esteban finally put the that the team fell in its first four basically have the same team as USF returns to play tonight Dons on the board with a 20- games because of mistakes. last year." against the University of Wash­ team won the 7th annual USF yard shot, 72 minutes into the "It's an attitude," Fernandez Friday night, the Dons fell to ington Huskies at Negoesco Sta­ Invitational, last Saturday, Sept. 12, game. A header late in the match said. "We need to pick it up, not Air Force 1-0 on a goal by the dium. Washington is currently while the University of Hawaii by the Musketeers' Brian be casual." However, he re­ Falcons' Ryan Schaeffer. Santa ranked #14 in the most recent DiBattista clinched the 2-1 win. mained confident about the cali­ Clara captured the tournament Soccer America NCAA Division finished first in the women's race. Esteban felt that the team started ber of the team. title with a 5-0 win over Xavier I Top 20. Following that match, USF's top runner for the women was out playing well, until Xavier "We come to the field every on Friday night and a 3-1 defeat the Dons will head to Southern Myriam Camhi at 27:23 in 8th scored. time with one of the best teams of Air Force on Sunday. The California, where they face #5 "It really brings you down in the country," said Fernandez. MVP of the tournament, Santa UCLA on Sunday, Sept. 20. The place. For the men, USF was paced when you're playing good and "We played our best game Clara's Eric Denton, added a Bruins were last year's NCAA by Dan Valles who finished 13th they score on you," said Esteban. against Air Force, and we gave penalty goal and two assists in Champions after they defeated overall at 23:00. Sunday's loss was the third up one goal on one mistake." the Bronco's victory over Air Virginia 2-0 in Richmond, Va. Numbers Lady Dons Struggle in Classic 4 Despite Outplaying Opponents Number of upcoming, ranked Jeff Match "Winning is sort of a puzzle opponents ott the mens soccer SPORTSWEEK EDITOR right now," said Head Coach schedule for the 1998 season. When the USF women's soc­ Jean Paul Verhees. "But that cer team reflected on last doesn't mean we can't do it." weekend's Diadora Classic at The Loyola game was espe­ This Week Negoesco Stadium there was cially frustrating given the fact only wonder at what went San Francisco outshot the Grey­ Men's Golf wrong. hounds 14-5. The Lady Dons lost the first "Maybe we didn't deserve to at Tucker Invitational$ of two close and frustrating lose," said Verhees. "We were all Sept. 18-19 All day matches to UNC-Charlotte, 3- over them. We took too long to 2 in overtime before falling to develop our attack though. They Men's Soccer Loyola-Baltimore 1-0 in the fi­ got a scrappy goal and some en­ nal game of the tournament, ergy. We were just watching vs. Washington Sunday. The losses dropped the them." Sept. 17 @ 7:00pm team's overall record on the sea­ During the match, USF was at UCLA Sept. 20 @ 2:00pm son to 1-3. Frustrated: Page 14 Women's Soccer at Saint Mary's* Soccer Star on Sept. 17 @ 4:00pm vs. Fairfield Sept. 20 @ 1:00pm the Rise for USF Women's Volleyball Maritza Miranda David was away from the SPORTSWEBK STAFF WRITER pitch for 15 months, includ­ at Kansas* Sept. 18 @ 5:00pm Eagerness, anxiety, moti­ ing ail of last season, because vs. St. Louis* Sept. 19 @ 8:00am vation, pride and confidence of a knee injury. Viewing the vs. E. Michigan* are signs of a future leader in game from the bench as a any game of life. Striker Crys­ redshirt allowed David to en­ Sept. 19 @ 3:00pm tal David possesses each of hance her mental game by at San Jose St. Sept. 23 @ 7:00pm RENA PERAKIS/FOGHORN these traits and is ready to watching her teammates and $ hosted by New Mexico—Albuquerque, NM Christina Byers attacks UNC-Charlotte in the host Lady Dons' show how she plans to turn opponents. David admits that * denotes West Coast Conference match Diadora Classic last weekend. San Francisco fell to the 49ers (3-2 her characteristics into solid not being able to play was a # denotes Jayhawk Invitational—Lawrence, KS overtime) and Loyola-Baltimore (1-0) in frustrating losses. play on the soccer field. Striker: Page 14 the official newsletter oj tbe associated 7 students oj tbe university oj san jrancisco Part of It All

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Hello everyone!!! Ifyou don't know us already, we are Matt and Welcome freshmen and returning students! It is the start of a Jasmine, members ofthe ASUSF Senate. We will be your new editors new year which means a new Senate. As the Associated Students of of "AS Senate, Part of It All". What should you expect from the two the University of San Francisco (ASUSF) President, one of my goals craziest cats on campus? We will be bringing you all the latest news for the upcoming year is to have all of the undergraduate students well on Senate, ASUSF businesses, clubs, and organizations, hot events, as represented on Senate. The executive members (President, Vice well as other important ASUSF related issues and information which President of Internal Affairs, Vice President ofBusiness Administra­ you need to know!!! For those of you who know us, you know how tion, Vice President of Public Relations) have taken the initiative of crazy we are. FUN FUN FUN!!! Along with business, you can also reserving a "Senate Table" in Harney Plaza for every Thursday during expect to find fashion related issues (such as fashion victims and dead hour to let you know what we are all about. We will also be fashion hotties... you know who you are so keep working it!), fun promoting campus wide issues that involve you. This is a great comics, random quotes, jokes, and fun games. So pay attention, and opportunity for each one of you students to get involved, without be on the look out for our fun filled section which will come out in being left in the dark. the first issue of every month. Ifyou have any questions, comments, It is important to realize that ASUSF focuses in on the stu­ or concerns, we want to know. Call us a x2857 and tell us what you dents, therefore giving the students a voice. Many times we make think. Reminder, the opinions and views expressed in "AS Senate, decisions which ultimately impact you. Therefore, I strongly encour­ Part of It All" are not those of ASUSF, but those of Matt and Jasmine. age you to get your voice heard because there are many ways in which you can. You can figure out who your representatives are and get to know them so that you are well represented at the meetings. You can The ASUSF Senate Interview Committee will begin conducting join one ofthe Internal Committees (different Committees focus on interviews for the five undergraduate seats on the Student Sponsored different responsibilities concerning ASUSF). You can also walk up to Events and Programming Committee, also known as the " Superfund Committee". All interested undergraduate students should meet all of the "Senate Table" on Thursdays or up to the ASUSF office in UC the criteria specified in the "Eligibility Policy for Participation in 402, to find out what is going on. And ultimately, you can vote! Student Activities" (found in the Fogcutter). ASUSF Funded Account I am really looking forward to this year and I hope that we can Managers, Club or Organization Officers, and Senate members are ALL work together. not eligible. To schedule an interview, please contact either the Vice President ofBusiness Administration at x2859, or the Vice President Adriana Lopez of Internal Affairs at x6984 no later than Tuesday, September 15. President Associated Students of the University of San Francisco Roberto Duran Vice President of Business Administration

ASUSF Senate Internal Committees One opportunity for you to be more actively involved in the undergraduate student association is to be a member of one ofthe various ASUSF Internal Committees. Although each committee serves a unique purpose, they all provide a great outlet to exercise your concensus- building skills, organizational skills, contribute your ideas and input to improve student life, as well as giving students tangible, applicable real-world experience. Ifyou are interested, please complete the Non-Paid Position Application (available in UC402) and return it to the ASUSF secretary. You will be contacted by the VP of Internal Affairs to schedule an interview.

Curricular Affairs Committee Vision Committee •Responsible for three subcommittee areas: the ASUSF Scholarship •Responsible for facilitating the dialogue and establishment of an Subcommittee which will determine award criteria, administration, ASUSF Organizational Vision and Mission Statement, the and other scholarship specifics; the GEC/Course Evaluation development of a long-term Strategic Plan, and assessment of the Subcommittee which will work on quantitative measures of our organization. (For more information contact the ASUSF President, education; and the Quality of Education Subcommittee which will Adriana Lopez at x6985.) provide forums and focus groups for issues pertaining to quality Judicial Board issues. The committee will also serve in and advisory roll to the •Responsible for interpreting the ASUSF Constitution, By-Laws, and student representative on the Board ofTrustees Academic Affairs Codes when interpretation is necessary. The board meets irregularly Subcommittee. (This committee is an administrative and advisory and infrequently, on a case by case basis. (For more information committee established by the ASUSF Executive Board. For more contact the ASUSF President, Adriana Lopez at x6985.) information contact the ASUSF President, Adriana Lopez at x6985.) Governance Committee Personnel Committee •Responsible for examination and approval of all emerging clubs and •Responsible for evaluating ASUSF personnel performance, and for student organizations' constitutions and by-laws as well as professional staff searches and interviewing. The committee meets examination and evaluation of all ASUSF committee codes, by- laws, irregularly, must be selected prior to the beginning of the Fall and Constitution. The committee meets irregularly, but is usually Semester. (For more information contact the ASUSF President, active in the beginning of the semester (For more information contact Adriana Lopez at x6985.) the Vice President of Internal Affairs, Heidi Bajurin at x6984.) continued on AS 2

AS1 Electoral Governing Board (EGB) Finance Committee •Responsible for the next year's ASUSF budgeting process as well as •Responsible for coordination of all ASUSF elections and enforcing fund allocations not covered by the Superfund committee. The electoral governing board regulations. The board is usually active in committee meets irregularly, but is very active during the late Spring the beginning and toward the end of each academic year. This board semester during budget hearings. (For more information contact the must be selected prior to the beginning of the Fall Semester. (For Vice President ofBusiness Administration, Roberto Duran at x2859.) more information contact the Vice President of Internal Affairs, Heidi Bajurin at x6984.) Public Relations Committee Superfund Committee •Responsible for working on ASUSF public relations, the development of a marketing strategy for the different areas of ASUSF, •Responsible for allocating ASUSF student fee money in the and other PR related issues. (For more information contact the Vice Superfund budget for student-sponsored programs and events. The President of Public Relations, Matthew Winters at x2857.) committee meets weekly and regularly, and must be selected prior to the beginning of the Fall Semester. (For more information contact the Vice President ofBusiness Administration, Roberto Duran at x2859.)

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Final Candidate List Hello Nursing Majors, Freshman Representatives Eric Flyrfn My name is Carole Cuni and I am running for the position of Roberto Plascencia nursing school representative. I am a second year nursing student so I really know the demands we have. I have volunteered for four years Nursing School Representatives Janel Yung and was involved in student government in high school, so its about Carole Cuni time I put those two together and be the nursing school representa­ tive. I am very spirited, friendly and outgoing so I am perfect to voice Students of Color Representatives Lina Mira any requests or changes you would like to see. Remember to vote Karen Nava Carole Cuni for nursing school rep.

Students with Disabilities Representatives. . Erin Warnke Lina Mira

Joe Marti My name is Lina Mira and I wish to occupy the Student of Color Representative Position on the ASUSF Senate. I have experi­ On-Campus Representative Mynor Aragon ence with advocating for Students of Color by being a member of FACES for two years and a Resident Advisor on the Phelan Off-Campus Representative Maria Bayog Multicultural Community. My goal is to represent the Students of Color on campus and to help Senate be fair and just in representing Non-Traditional Age Representative Scott Borland the Student Body as it really is- diverse and in need of advocacy.

Karen A. Nava Here's a chance for you to get to know the candidates for the Fall Elections a little better. Take some time out and read their statements for candidacy. I am a third year Psychology major, Sociology minor, and working toward my Ethnic Studies certificate. Last year I participated in the Phelan Multicultural Community, which is dedicated to creat­ Roberto Plascencia ing a cultural inclusive and democratic community. This year I am a resident advisor in Hayes- Healy, a member of FACES and Best What I can offer is my committment to representing my class Buddies. I was also a member of STAR as a facilitator. I am dedicated to the fullest. I am a hard worker, a responsible student, and I to issues of multiculturalism and feel that I could provide the strong always try my hardest. I have never been in student council, but I am voice that is needed as Student of Color Representative in the ASUSF a fast learner. I want to represent my class because I believe I can offer Senate. a lot to our school. I feel this will be a great experience and I believe we have a great class, and I want to represent it. I'm not scared to Mynor Aragon voice my opinion and will not be scared to voice the opinions of others. That is why I want to be freshman representative, because I My name is Mynor Danilo Aragon and I am running for the feel the freshman class has a lot to offer and I want to be a part of it. senate as your next on campus representative. Let me tell you a little something about myself. I consider myself a responsible person with a Janel Yung never say die attitude. In high school I was secretary of La Raza and I was the founder of my drill team. This experience taught me how to Hi there! My name is Janel Yung and I'm running for the Nurs­ be responsible and deal with authority. ing Representative position. The reason I'm running for office is because On a lighter note I hope to give students of USF an enjoyable I love being a part of a group of student representatives who work to­ year. I know I can represent the campus well before the senate. I gether. I enjoy working with the school directly, interacting with how hope you choose me to represent you the students in the senate. things are decided—for the best interest of everyone. I'm not a new comer to running for office because the past three Maria Bayog years at my high school, I was Secretary. From this, I know the time and effort needed to help put together events and I'm willing to sacrifice my Do you want a voice on campus? Vote for someone who will time. listen and take action on the issues that are important to you. I want to be your representative. I am willing to collaborate with the students and organizations ofour university to build a stronger USF commu­ nity. Vote Maria Bayog for Off-Campus Student Representative.

AS2 Ifyou have an issue you would like addressed by your Senate, attend a meeting! Everyone is always welcome to voice their opinion on absolutely anything that has to do with the USF community. All meetings take place in UC 413 and start promptly at 6:00 pm.

Tentative Fall 1998 Senate Meeting Schedule September 22 September 29

October 6 October 13 October 20 October 27

November 3 November 10 November 17 November 24

December 1 December 8

Associated Students For a good time call Out of the Dark The Source Into the Light Hotline at University of San Francisco 422-6600

ASUSF SENATE ELECTIONS Sept. 23 & 24 Sept. 23 10am-4pm 6pm-8pm Harney Plaza Gillson Hall

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