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Information request forwarded to BOG An Eastern official said Eastern 's freedom of informa­ Thursday that a request by The tion officer, the News' request Daily Eastern News for docu­ was forwarded to Stanczak. ments pertaining to the 1989 hir­ Stanczak defended the move ing of an Eastern vice presi­ Thursday night, saying, "The dent's son has been turned over idea is that the request that has to a Board of Governors investi­ been made has to do with what gator. is going on with the investiga­ That, according to an attorney tion ... There's about, right now, who teaches First Amendment there are 28 different exemp­ law at Eastern, is "ludicrous" tions (under the law). Depending because "the status of a Freedom on where we stand (in the inves­ of Information (request) doesn't tigation), some of those might hinge on whether there's an apply." investigation going on." But Tidwell said, "There's no In addition, James Tidwell, an way they can say this is an associate professor of journalism exemption ... and that's not real­ and First Amendment attorney, ly (Stanczak's) place to be con­ said the request could not be sidering the request." denied simply because there was Stanczak would not cite a spe­ an investigation pending. cific exemption but did say that The request, which was made a final decision on whether to under the Illinois Freedom of release the information to the Information Act by the News News has not been made. two weeks ago, is for documents The investigation "may very related to the Oct. 5, 1989 hiring well have a bearing" on the of Scott Wa lker as a rnicrocorn­ request, Stanczak added. phomore Andy To/ch (right) holds freshman Kel'in Buchaniec's feet as Buchaniec does sit-ups during p u ter software specialist in When asked if he had a prob­ OTC ph_vsical fitness testing by the Campus Pond Thursday. Eastern 's physical plant. Walker lem with investigating the uni­ ' . is the son of Verna Armstrong, versity and offering it legal vice president for administration counsel simultaneously, Stan­ rawl leads to Eastern student's arrest and finance. czak said: "I don't see that as a Walker's most recent hiring, problem. I'm trying to give them an administrative post paying the best advice I can on every­ • 3,000 students revel for Halloween in him $32.700 a year. sparked thing that they send over." Carbondale streets. Page 3 charges of nepotism and alleg­ Cathy Podwojski, managing A Hal loween night brawl in edly unethical hiring practices in editor of The Daily Eastern e parking lot of E.L Krackers ups to Charleston police officers. around. only a few (bar patrons) areas beneath his mother's juris­ News said the decision to for­ volving 75 people led to the Witnesses on the scene said were fighting," Severson said. diction. ward the request was un-neces­ rest of one Eastern student the altercation started as people Wheatley. a senior, has been The BOG. Eastern's governing sary. ly Thursday morning. were attempting to leave the charged with aggravated battery, body, is investigating the Wa lker ''It hinders unnecessarily what Charleston Police Chief Herb dance bar at closing time. "It a class three fe lony punishable hiring and about 20 others in should have been a fairly simple teidinger said his officers started inside, probably from with a two- to five-year jail term areas apparently under Arm­ and routine request," Podwoj ski ponded to a fight call at 1 :02 people bumping into each other or a maximum fine of $10,000 strong's jurisdiction. said. "T he documents in ques­ . Thursday as Krackers. 1405 because it was so crowded," said said Coles County assistant But the News' request was tion are clearly public docu­ urth St., was closing. Jim Severson, co-owner of State's Attorney Mark Novak. made before the BOG investiga- ments." Mi chael A. Wheatley, an Krackers. He added there was no After the incident, Wheatley . stern wrestler, was arrested damage to the building, stating was brought to the Coles County tion began, and although there David Lindquist, the editor in r allegedly striking a Char­ "It wasn 't that big of a deal." Detention Center, where he will are 28 exemptions under the law chief of The Daily Eastern News ston police officer who was An eyewitness said people be detained until an 8:30 a.rn. for withholding public informa­ who co-filed the request, was in

mpting to disburse the crowd, were pushing and shoving to get initial appearance hearing Friday. tion, Tidwell said none would be Wa shington, D.C .•Th ursday idinger said. He estimated the out the door. At -t his time, Novak said applicable to the News' current and could not be reached for wd to be as large as 300 peo­ She said when police arrived, Wheatley's bond, which may be request. comment.

• but noted only 75 people it took them a while to break the $3,000, will be set by a judge. David Stanczak is the Bloom­ However, Lindquist has e involved in the fight. fighting up. Other eyewitnesses, Wheatley will also receive a ington attorney hired by the already said he will take whatev­ Additional police officers who refused to be identified, said copy of the charge and will be BOG to head the investigation er legal action is necessary to m Illinois State Police, Coles squad cars remained at the scene asked if he requests the service into allegedly unethical hiring obtain the documents requested. unty Sheriff's Police and the until as late as 2:30 a.m. of an attorney. practices under Armstrong. iversity Police Department Thursday. A prel iminary hearing will According to Harriet Rose, - Staffreport re called to the scene as back- "The crowd was standing also be scheduled at that time. ussein, Iraq may release four Ameri.can hostages er," Bush said while campaigning for Despite Iraqi assurances about the cap­ President Saddam reflected an escalation in Republican candidates in Orlando, Fla. But tives' welfare , letters smuggled from two rhetoric to match the ' growing Iraq on Thursday promised to release four he added, "I don't know how long is long American hostages and released by a U.S. military might in the Persian Gulf region. ore American hostages soon and insisted it enough" to depend on U.N.-ordered sanc­ official in Baghdad painted a picture of fear. The United States has said up to 100,000 s tre ating foreign captives well. President tions alone to force Iraq's withdrawal from One of the unidentified Americans said he troops will be dispatched to join the 220,000- ush denounced the hostage-holding and Kuwait. had been moved five times and was receiving rnernberforce already deployed. nleashed his harshest rhetoric yet against Aboard the USS Iwo Jirna, sailors and no mail or messages. He said he had lost 35 "Today I am more determined than ever: darn Hussein. Marines paid tribute to IO comrades killed in pounds. this aggression will not stand," the presiden� "They have committed outrageous acts of a boiler-room accident. The other said he considered himself a told an audience earlier Thursday in rbarisrn." Bush said of Saddam's forces. The deaths Tuesday were the worst N_avy prisoner in the "Iraqi gulag " and pleaded: Burlington. Mass. Brutality - I don't believe that Adolf Hitler casualties to date in Operation Desert Shield, "Please do not forget the guest hostages." "The brutality against innocent citizens will ver panicipated in anything of that nature." the U.S. military deployment launched after Iraq calls the detained foreigners guests. not be tolerated and will not stand." 1· kl don't think the status quo can go on forev- Iraq overran Kuwait three months ago. Bush's comments directed at Iraqi 2A Friday, November 2, 1990 The Dally Eastern Ne

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Dep_artments ·------�· may combine new courses i � i By STUART TART I Trick-Or-Treat� I ' Staff writer I

Students may soon get the : s pec1 •a1 : opportunity to take general educa­ I fion courses that combin e the � Large'11i in CrustSausage Pizza viewpoints of two or more aca­ I I demic departments. I t/ �amifySize (jartlenSafatl I The Council on Academic t/ One 2-Liter 'Bottfe of Soft'Drinf( Affairs has begun to encourage. I I Eastern academic departments to combine similar general education courses in the interest of providing students with a more related group Just I Goodat participating stores • Offer expires Nov. 4, 1990 of courses, or integrated core. i $10.95 i After Eastern President Stan I , Rives sent a CAA-approved seg­ I Charleston 348-7515 I ment of 15 courses back to the I I council Oct. 11 and asked for a �I I .1 more limited list, council members began to encourage departments to Please Present I I ' combine forces in proposing gen­ This Coupon I eral education courses. I When Paying . I And representatives from the I English and philosophy depart­ ••••••••••••••••••••••• ments came prepared to discuss the possibility Thursday in their • I presentations of three courses that trace the development of Western and non-Western cultures. SHANNON THOMAS/Staff photographer ,' "I think it would be very good forstudents to see we have the plu­ ralities of viewpoints, " said philos­ Student German Velez hits a softball to his friends Thursday near the ophy chair Robert Barford while Campus Pond on a day that boasted of mid-70s temperatures. presenting the philosophy course proposal. Although. he maintained

the philosophy course "could stand •·· WEIU will rebroadcast on its own, " he said ·students would benefit from getting differ­ . StockadeBurger, Fries & Drink ent perspectives out of the one crucial political debates three-semester course required for the "Foundations of Civilizations" component. DEBATE SCHEDULE "We still do feel the best approach is an· interdisciplinary • Everys322Sunday 1 2:30 p.m.Attorney General one, " Richard Sylvia, assistant Roland Burris - Jim. Ryan from5:00 p.m. A replay of this year's election professor of English, said while ebates between candidates for presenting the department's two toclose. Includes • 1 :00 Lieutenant Governor tate offi ces will be aired by course proposals forthe segment. Jim Burns - Bob Kustra FREEdessert. EIU-TV on Sunday, ju st two Although representatives from ays before voters will actually the two departments will meet to •1 :30 Secretary of State o to the polls. discuss putting together an inter­ Jerry Cosentino- The broadcast will begin at disciplinary course, Sylvia was not 2:30 p.m and continue until 7 •2:00 Treasurer sure whether all three courses .m. Illinois Lawmakers Special, Greg Baise- Patrick Quinn would be able to be combined into round-table discussion which one. ncludes candidates from both •2:30 Comptroller CAA members encouraged the arties in the races for attorney Dawn Netsch - Sue Suter move by the two departments. 0 1990SirtoinSlocUde1-ional eneral, secretary of state, trea­ "It might be refreshing for two urer and comptroller, will air at 3 •3:00 Illinois Lawmakers Special departments to work together," . m. member Ron Gholson said. "WEIU-TV received a great •4:00 (First debate) U.S. Senator CAA chair Larry Bates also sponse from our viewers when Lynn Martin - Paul Simon appeared to be encouraged by this AT TED'S e off ered these live debates movement toward the develop­ ment of interdisciplinary courses Jl Jl roughout October," said' Gaye •5:00 (First debate) Governor FRIDAY ar rison, a spokeswoman for Jim Edgar - Neil Hartigan and attributed the change partly to :i� - :i� IU. "Very few stations carried Rives' letter returning the "human I the live debates, and as far as •6:00 Lynn Martin- Paul Simon behavior, social interaction and e can tell, no one in this area is well-being" segment to the coun­ ffering a rebroadcast of the • 7:00 Jim Edgar - Neil Hartigan cil. I I tire series." "It (the general education pro­ r"SfiCKv-w1CKET"lRock-n-Roll Show The debates were sponsored by Harrison said the debate will be gram) would have been a Jess inte­ e League of Women Voters. a good chance for the public to grated core, not of the same quali­ from Champaign "They will be pleased to know hear the issues and not the ty, " he said. e are handling the debates rhetoric. CAA has returned to weekly Songs by: ain," Harrison said. "I think we "They need to cast an informed meetings and will meet next at 2 White Snake, Tesla, providing a real ·service to the vote, " she said. "The campaign p.m. Thursday in the Arcola­ • Queensryche, Bullet Boys, wnstaters." left a lot of gaps. we're trying to Tuscola Room of the Martin Luther King Jr. University Union. . & Morel The debate schedule will be: · fill in the gaps." I I L __ !!!!-� �c�p�� _ .J artiers ignite Carbondale highway A!"1!_5� CARBONDALE (AP} - Thousands of Halloween Restaurant, said a small car drove past the restaurant SATURDAY SAT- velers took to the streets Wednesday night in this just before the incident. them Illinois college town, causing police to shut "I think maybe it's people protesting the ban on wn a busy downtown highway. Halloween (celebration)," she said. Students, residents and out-of-town party goers con- City officials have been trying to stamp out the ed on U.S. 51 shouting, "Close down the strip!" annual Halloween celebration and the accompanying !'1Bl°ANCHEli[[fy"! tossing toilet paper and firecrackers. violence that has increased over the years. Rock-n-Roll Show Police diverted traffic from the highway, also known Bob Harris, security director for North Illinois Av enue, to side streets as the crowd University, said his department canceled vacations and from Danville · w to roughly 3,000 people. Authorities didn't try to time off employees last weekend and possibly for this Music from Guns 'N Roses lear the revelers from the street.Nor did they interfere weekend. ith the revelers when they lighted a bonfire in the In 1988, the number of revelers joining university Aerosmith, White Lion, 'ghway. students from neighboring towns and states reached Great White & More! Earlier Wednesday night, a plate-glass window at a 25,000. That year the revelers closed down North 1 i ularre staui;ant. w.alisltattere.d:N(') Qne. 'was.burt . . . , , .. , lllfaois· Avenue" which runs past the. €ampus aHd the .1---A!��.�.�.!��c�!--�,. Kim Frick, wife of the co-owner of Boobys bars and restaurants making up "The Strip." o!�; Eastern News Genders aren't really all that different Doesn't it seem that people one off. It seems I have this inherent quality of doing make things out to be worse just that - and I had to suppress it. At least until 8 than they actually are in an p.m. when the gig was over. OPINION attempt to hide from something. They herded us into the lobby and led us to our I was asked by a friend to sit on seats at a long table - the only thing that separated us this panel of guys for a Lawson from the inquisitive mob. We were then introduced to Hall program titled "Everything the crowd and when the announcer got to my name, I you wanted to ask a man." felt the glare and saw the looks in the crowd's eyes as

How hard could it actually · if they were saying "Don't slip McKee or you're ours." be? I'm a guy. They want tQ ask �, They started reading the questions from the crowd estions, let them. An w and panelists answered them. Then It was time for me qu y ay, Bob page what could they possibly ask? to answer a question. I was a little hesitant about It McKee I pondered it for a minute, formulated a decent but my friend reassured me it answe and responded. It wasn't a gutsy response by would be fun and the crowd wouldn't drag me out­ any stretch. It was like a Bush answer - doesn't really Editorials represent the opinion side and burn me at the stake If I slipped and told a say much but it was safe.

� and it looked like a few of of the editorial board. Columns sexist joke. The crowd took It in At least I was going to be with a fellow Newser, them actually agreed. alive. are the opinion of the author. David Lindquist, thl editor in chief, and if the frenzied Not bad, I thought. I was still crowd members started coming for me I could push A couple of minutes later I was asked another one. him in front of them so I could get a couple of seconds This time I didn't think it through, I just let them hav FRIDAY• NOVEMBER 2 • 1990 on them as I made my way to safety. it. Not a good move. The question had something t My stomach began doing the merengue as it grew do with breaking-up with a girlfriend and how I would closer to the time Dave and I had to face the crowd, do it. My response had something to do with lettin Student Senate and possibly death. my fingers do the walking. It was 6:50 p.m .. and we were already five minutes It was obvious they didn't agree but no one yell late. I was thinking maybe I could fake an illness or "Let's kill him," so I was OK. should be more stage a small train wreck, anything. I did not want to All in all, everything worked out well, and I actual! go through with it. "We're late. Come on Bob, it's learned something. time to go." Oh man. Through this experience I realized there really isn representative We made it to Lawson Hall and were introduced to a difference between men and women, we both ha our fellow panelists. While shaking hands with the feelings and we are both inquisitive. And if placed When David Carpenter became chair of other guys I saw it - the dreaded crowd from hell. the right situation we can communicate well. the Faculty S�nate in the spring, he knew he My heart started to race, the adrenalin started to flow, Thus, I think the only walls that exist are the wanted a strong senate, one that would and I must have turned whiter than a sheet because one because we place them there - to protect ourselv of the RAs said to the other, "He doesn't look too good." from opening up or possibly letting someone real accomplish something and have more of a I thought to myself if I didn't look good, then how am I know who we are. voice on campus. Thus far, the senate has going to look with a Gloria Steinem book shoved in my done just that. The senate has been pivotal mouth and third degree burns all over my body. - Bob McKee is city editor and a regular column in the Scott Walker hiring investigation and I couldn't slip. I couldn't say anything to piss any- forThe Daily Eastern News. is doing what it can to change Eastern's Textbook Rental System. We don't necessar­ ily agree with all of its politics, but we do commend it on becoming a positive force on campus. Now let's look at the Student Senate. Within the last three Editorial weeks, two members have resigned, result­ ing in reports that other members don't have minds of their own when it comes time to voting. Instead, they say, voting with the clique seems to be the pattern forming in the Student Senate. The Student Senate is comprised of 33 members from three districts; at large, off­ campus and on-campus. Of the 33 mem­ bers, 21 are also members of the greek sys­ tem. That means 63 percent of the senate is greek. The total greek population on cam­ pus is only 10 percent. That is not very rep­ resentative of the overall student body. We're not putting down the greek sys­ tem, but we wonder if the current make- up of the senate is really fair and representa­ tive. Perhaps a fourth district should be formed. Instead of just at-large, of f-campus Football's pressures are great danger and on-campus districts, a fourth district, a When thinking of college football, most people pie- who could only sit idly on the bench during game da greek district, should be formed with three ture All-Americans pulling down touchdown passes watching as their starting teammates received the pi seats available. and being swarmed by admiring teammates. cheer- and glory that comes with playing on a top-ranked t leaders and students. What they don't picture is the The pressure both players felt to become starters The student body needs proper represen­ immense pressure placed on the college athlete to be intense. they have said, and resulted finally in the I tation. The current senate doesn't provide a success. of judgment that led to their steroid use. that. We're tired of cliques, bickering and In college athletics, which are as corroded by the profit It would be naive to think college football should the formation of useless positions that the motive as are the professional leagues, a student who all fun and games for its participants - many stud can't handle this often incredible strain won't make the are using their experience in college athletics as as Sudent Senate sometimes creates. cut. But there are many who cannot. Faced with the nor- ping stone to a pro career. It is unreasonable to ex It may be too late to do anything before mal academic stress every college student faces, the these students to be overly concerned· with having the next student election in two weeks, but additional pressures associated with being an athlete as they push themselves to the limit in order to m strong consideration should be given to drive many to their breaking points. Two students on the mize their performance and their chance for a lucra university's football team reached that point, they pro contract. changing the Student Senate in the future, revealed last week. But when these pressures force players to engage so that future representation is indeed rep­ In dealing with this pressure to excel, fifth-year seniors dangerous behavior, such as taking steroids, it's time resentative. Ed Pedersen and Rich Herr, both backup offensive line- question the value system that lies beneath college a men, succumbed to the temptation to enhance their per- letics. There is something inherently wrong with col formances by using steroids. They ignored the potential athletics when even a football program of integrity health problems and unfair advantages the use of such players who feel they must cheat to succeed. It is this drugs may cause. After traces of a steroid were found in consuming intensity that symbolizes what's wrong random drug tests of both students, University Athletic television-dominated college sports today. He's alive, but unconscious, Director John Mackovic suspended Pedersen and Herr Until something is done to lessen the burden the just like Gerald Ford. from the team for violating NCAA policy. tom-line mentality places on student athletes, pla Pedersen and Herr's punishment was deserved - no will continue to cheat and endanger their health in o From the movie Airplane, 1980 one forced them to break the rules and tal

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MASSES: Saturday - 1 /2 hour after the game PAThey c1werer1c the perfectnrmr couple unmtil a perfect stranger moved into their lives. (around 5:00 p.m.) (!!] TWENTIETH CENTURY-FOi Sunday - a.m. FRI/SAT NITE 5:00, 7:00, 9:00 9:00 SAT/S UN MATINEE 2:15 PM SUN TO THURS NITE 5:00 AND 7:00 11 :00 a.m. Tile �ovle l:XPl"l:I . Lowest video prices in fownl WHE RE: Dvorak Concert Ha ll $2 new releases (on ?tJJ St. next to the $1 with movie ticket stub University Union) $2 nlntendo $1.50with bonanza. card tuesday is dollar day free popcorn to every renter! ··COFFEE & DONUTS: In between Masses . 'Wif6?!tfue rs on Sunday Morning next to the will RogersThea tre. downtown Charleston (No Saturday Night Mass at 6:30 p.m. All Masses at Dvorak.) · .;. :; ...... >: ·' ··· ' F I<:.._I •' .... .·· 8 DA.Y NOV. 2,1990

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"MY SECRETARY" Resumes. WA NTED: Basketball referees Male subleasor for spring 91 . Female Subleasor needed for Curtis Mathis HI-Fl camera VCR papers . Next to Monical's, 903- and scorekeepers for Thursday $156.75/mo. Will negotiate Spring Semester. Own room Close 19 in stereo monitor all remote 1 Bth St. MWF, 1-4 p.m.; T,Th, 9 evenings and Saturday mornings. utilities. Call Dave 348-8079 to campus. Call 348-0353. $4000 new take $800. 348-5460.

a.m.-noon. Other times by For more info call Mattoon YMCA ______1116 ______11/9 ______1 217 TheDail y Eastern appointment. 345-1150. 224-9494 Realistic Logic controlled AM-FM

News cannot be ______1 217 �------11/2 auto reverse car cassette $325 responsible for more Microwave rentals. Carlyle new in box take $175. 348-5460. than one day's incorrect Rentals. $39 for Spring Semester. ______1 217 2 bedroom furnished apartment, 348-7746. 81 Honda 400cm Custom wind Realistic Mach two speakers insertion. Report errors 1 1/2 bath, dishwasher, free jammer dependable looks great ______oo Marantz 130W EQAMP Sankyo laundry facilities. 1017 Woodlawn immediately at 58 1- Mini storage rentals. $5 off per ADOPTION: A wonderful life $650 OBO 345-1164 Dave. cassette deck technics turntable 348-7746. 28 12. A corrected ad month with this ad. 348-7746. awaits your baby! Professional ______1 217 $400. 348-5460. ______00 30 watt per channel receiver will appear in the next ______00 couple anxious for infant. For ______1 217 information call collect Available Spring Semester 2 loader $150 and green Iguana 3 edition. Attention Students! Are you tired Scooter 1987 Yamaha BOcc two bedroom furnished apartment. of getting towed away? Are you Mark/Kathy at 309-266-6223 or ft long excellent health and tame seater, low Mileage, economical All classified 348-7746. tired of tickets? Off-campus our attorney Theresa at 309-686- $159 phone 348-0442 $900 O.B.O. Call Todd 581 -5926 advertising must meet ______1 2/7 ______8/ 30-00 parking available at a monthly 1089. ______1 217 Nonsmoking nondrinker to share the 2 p.m. deadline to rate. Call 345-5022 between Barn ______11/ 2 RED BELLY PIRANHAS, LARGE Dennon/JVC Stereo System apt. $125. Shower in basement. 1 appear in the next day's &6pm. Are you the answer to our AND SMALL, WITH OR $1 500 and a Fisher 100 WATT prayers? We are a young, happily block,ffom campus. No parking WITHOUT TA NKS $5 TO $75 publication. Any ads ______00 Stereo System $1000. Call alter 34s- 929 345-1164 MIKE. CHARLESTON COPY-X 201 married white couple who need a · 4:00 p.m. 348-5350. processed after 2 p.m. ______11/6 ______1 217 Lincoln, 345-6313. RESUMES, your help to make our family ______1 217 Must find fe male subleasor for Park will be published in the resume packages, typing copies. complete. We are unable to have 1989 CAMERO RS T-TOPS Braided rugs, oval and round, red, Place for this semester and next. fo llowing days typesetting, much more - LOW a baby and want to adopt. Power locks A/C cassette V-8 blue, green $5-$1 5. Almost new $1 00 or best offer. Ask for Dena or newspaper. Ads cannot PRICES, large selection of paper. Confidential . Medical and legal automatic w/overdrive 100,000 rollbar w/driving lamps for mini· expenses paid. If you would like leave a m_essage 345-7889 warranty call 581 -3231 AFTER be canceled after the 2 ______912 0-00 truck $60. 345-2473 after 2 p.m. to talk to us, please call Dixie and ______11/9 10 P. M. OR 356-3229 $1 0,000 Rhythm Guitarist - saxophone ______1 217 p.m. deadline. Two bedroom apartment available player still looking for a band. Call Scott collect at 212-724-9326 neg. Harley Davidson Motorcycle Classified ads must spring semester. $225/month ______Bob 345-9432. ______11/2 9/10-00 Jacket. Like new my price $190 includes water and garbage. Call GOVERNMENT SEIZED vehicles be paid in advance. ______11/9 ADOP TION: You have given your OBO call 348-8781 345-6468 from $1 00. Fords. Mercedes. Only accounts with baby the gift of life. Let us fill that ______1 217 life with endless love. laughter, ______ca 11/6,8,12 Corvettes. Chevys. Surplus. Yo ur established credit may 1982 Red Subaru 2 DR. 4 speed. Available Spring semester, cozy 1 and 9pportunity. A secure, happy area. 1-805-687-6000 Ext. S- $1 ,000. Call after 7:30 p.m. 345- be billed. bdrm. apt. 1 block from campus. home (with a playful puppy!!) 9997 9160 EASY WORK! EXCELLENT Parking. 348-5338. All Advertising awaits your baby. Legal. ______11115 1217 submitted to TheDail y PAY ! ASSEMBLE PRODUCTS Confidential. Expenses Paid. Call ______11/7 AT HOME. CALL FOR 1-2 Subleasors needed for Spring Eastern News is subject Judy/Ken 800/873-4291. INFORMATION. 504-641-8003 ca1 0/31 , 11/2,7,8 1991 . Parking av ailable. Big HOuse to approval and may be ______EXT. 9202. on 10th & Lincol n. Loaded. $150

revised, rejected, or ______11/2 rent. Call 348-0878. canceled at any time. DRIVERS WANTED: Part-time or ______11/6 LEO CLUB will have a meeting Sunday, Nov. 4 at 7:00 p.m. at 1436 TheDaily Eastern full-time. Great routes. Earn up to Subleasor JAN.-AUG. Studio Apt. 9th St. Please call if you are not attending 348-8651. $10/hr. $4.00 guaranteed. Jimmy Female subleasor for Pinetree #1 Furnished, good condition , incl. News assumes no NEWMAN CATHOLIC CENTER Parents Weekend schedule of John's Gourmet Deli. Best Spring semestEv. Own Room. cable. 348-7946. Masses: Sat. 5:00ish (after game). Sunday 9 and 11 a.m. All Masses at liability if for any reason Sandwiches in Tow n! LOTS OF 345-6573. ______11/1 1 Dvorak Concert Hall. it becomes necessary to FUN. 345-1 075. ______11/9 Looking for a place to live? Check E.l.U. WIFFLE BALL ASSOC Open games Sun. 4th from 6-10 at om it an advertisement. ______11/2 Female subleasor needed, Spring the classifieds of the DEN. McAfee South Gym. Now accepting applications for '91 . For info call 345-6982. USHERS FOR PA RENTS WEEKEND Pre-concert meeting on Sat. individuals to work as CLOSE TO CAMPUS. Nov. 3 at 6:15 p.m. in Lantz Club Room. Don't forget to wear white habi litation aides with ______11/2 shirt,bla ck pants and bring your l.D. DIRECTORY developed mentally disabled NEEDED 1 OR 2 ROOMMATES CHRISTIAN CAMPUS FELLOWSHIP will have Praise and Worship adults on weekend shifts in FOR SPRING SUBLEASE. BASEBALL SERVICES OFFERED Service Sun. Nov. 4 at 10:30 a.m. at the Christian Campus House just residential facility. Apply at 738 RENT ONLY $1 5 0 FOR South of Lawson Hall. Bring your paren1s and a covered dish and join 18th St. Charleston. Between 9 EVERYTH ING! MUST SEE! 345- HELP WANTED CARD us for a potluck dinner afterwards. Call 345-6990 for more info. am and 4 pm. M-F E/O/E 6627 WESLEY FOUNDATION AT EIU will have Lighthouse from 9:00 to ______1 217 ______11/1 5 WA NTED 1 :00 a.m. at the Wesley Foundation Student Center. The Lighthouse is SHOW a bar alternative. Music/dancing and fun begin at 9:00 p.m. Look for the ADOPTION flashing light across from Lawson Hall. Open every Friday night. APARTMENT �� l Sun., Nov. 4 ALPHA PHI OMEGA will have a pledge meeting Sunday, November RIDES/RIDERS at 8:00 in 103 Coleman. RENTALS 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. MUSLIMS SOCIETY OF EIU will have Friday Prayer today at noon al ROOMMATES the Afro-American Cultural Center 1525 7th St. For inquiries, please Lantz Field House contact Adnan Omar, Te l. No: 581 -5549. From 2 to 4 FOR RENT Sound Source Admission $1 People PLEASE NOTE: Campus clips are run free of charge one day only fa FOR SALE "I!�Music* Buy, Sell, or Trade any event. All Clips should be submitted to The Daily Eastern News office by noon one business day before the date of the event. Example: 520 N. 19th • Mattoon LOST &.. FOUND BaseballCards an event schedule for Thursday should be submitted as a Campus clip Phone- 258-8919 by noon Wednesday. (Thursday is the deadline for Friday, Saturday ·ANNOUNCEMENTS Dedicated to providing Yo u and Memorabilia Sunday event.) Clips submitted after deadline WILL NOT be publish 348-7746 with quality instruments Parking at O'Brien Stadium No clips will be taken by Phone. Any Clip that is illegible or contains conflicting information will not be run.

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Five piece beginner Drum Kit with Quick cash. Highest prices for Doug Grenier - Yo u're the best. Kurt, Best of Luck in New York. I'll Amy Wachholz: You're the most Janell Korneman, You're an cymbals and hardware. $300 jewelry, gold, silver, anything of You will definitely be missed! miss ya. Love ya, BUG. beautifu l Dee Zee Daughter. awesome Alpha Phi. I'm so glad

0.8.0. Call Andy at 348-0699 value. The Pawn Shop. 348-1011 Thank you for being a perfect ______11/2 May you never have a gray hair! you're my kid . Get psyched for

1 217 1 217 Alpha Garn Man. Love - The Melissa Suchumacker: Here's to Love, Heather. formal - it's only 2 weeks away. ______LEATHER JACKET, black, XL, SAMS ROCK-ALIKE! Nov. 12 at Alpha Garns. piano bar singing, dismantling of ______11/2 Love Jennie. top brand, worth $400 new, 3 Krackers! Compete in the ______11/2 bunkbeds, to Lambda Chi formal Wynn Grippe-, Happy 21st ______11/2 years old. $200, call 348-8269 National Airband competition that RENEE LITTELL - My #1 PARTY dates and lots of left over Birthday! Yo u're still the best Erin Olson Yo u're the best 1 217 could put you on MTV! All ANIMAL kid! Yo u're awesome! Milwaukees Best. I Love Yo u daughter I could have ever hoped daughter and a great Alpha Phi! ______1979 Grand Prix $500 or best organizations are invited to MOM. Kiddo Melissa (2). for. Phi Sig Love, Cyndi. Love your mom. offer. Runs well. 235-7191 before participate. Call 348-5913 for ______11/2 ______11/2 ______11/2 ______1 1 12 5 p.m. 345-5749 after 5 p.m. more info. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALI HAPPY B-DAY ARMAND SONYA CATLIN: To my #1 Alpha Susanne Weiss: Upsilons are #1 !

1 217 ______ca1 0/31 11/1 ,5 GRZEBIEN! You are such a cad! ANOTHER YEAR IN THE LIFE! Phi Daughter - Get ready for a Yo u're the best daughter. Keep ______BRAND NEW GIBSON Mock LSAT to be given at 4 p.m. Have a KOOL day you evil PEACE OUT. great year! Love, Jeannie. up the good work! Alpha Phi Love

EPIPHONE LES Paul with Hard Tuesday in the BOG room of the person. Love Cindy. ______11/2 ______11/2 & Mine, Lynette. shell case. $350 080. 345-6248 Library. Pick up app's in Coleman ______11/2 CARA ERCK - You're do i ng a MAGGIE SULLIVAN: ______11/�

______1 217 Hall 204. Due by 4 p.m., Monday, Jen Marshall: Yo u're the best Iii Phi-nominal job with pledging! Congratulations on becoming 2nd Lynn Struck, You're the best kid Personalized Miller Lite Genuine November 5. sis! You make me so proud! Dee Your mom loves you. Kris. Vice President of Pan-Hel ! I am ever! I'm so glad you're mine.

Draft Drivers shirts w/patches. ______11/2 Zee love, Jen. ______11/2 so happy and proud to be your Let's do lunch soon. DZ Love,

Make great gifts! $25.00 HI MOM AND LAURA! GLAD ______1112 DELTA ZETA PLEDGES! Thank kiddo, DZ love and mine, Dana. AIMEE. delivered. 235-1 932 8 am-9 pm. YOU COULD MAKE IT THIS Deann Grossi: Yo u're the best you so much for the beautiful ______11/2 ______11/2

______1 217 WEEKEND - l'M SURE WE'LL kiddo ever! Have an awesome necklace! Yo u guys are NICOLE DYER AND JEANIE Catherine Schaeflein, I love you Astrakhan Fur Coat. Very good HAVE AN AWESOME TIME! day! Delta Zeta love and mine, awesome! Keep up the good TARTER: Thank you for all your kiddo! Congrats on getting condition. Size 6. Excellent price. DIDN'T YOU JUST LOVE THE Jen. work! Love you all, Nicole. understanding and help the past lavaliered to John! Oh those

Call Luiz mornings/evenings. DRIVING??? LOVE, SUSAN. ______11/2 ______11/2 few week s . I really appreciate it. TEP boys! DZ love, Missy.

581 -2829 ______11/2 Amy Da wson - You are the most Krissy Kuras: You are the BEST DZ love and mine, Dana. ______11/2

______11/2 TO THE FOX FAMILY AND "LO": awesome Kid and I love you. Lil' Sis I could ever have. Let's go ______11/2 #1 Alpha Phi Kiddo!! Kristin Tickets for Saturday's Concert. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE THE When are we doing dinner? Love out. Love, Wendy. Jennifer Codell: Yo u're the best Hazley: Let's get together for

$20 for 3. (save $10) Call Cathy TRIP DOWN - HOW'D YOU LIKE ya, Lisa. ______11/2 kiddo ever! Get psyched for an lunch soon. Good luck with

5148. THE SCENERY?? HOPE YOU ______11/2 Susan Magan: I LOVE my #1 awesome year! A-Phi Love, airband - way to go! Love,

______11/2 HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND! DIANE JOHNSON - You are the Daughter! You are awesome and Soraya. MOM.

NICE 3-p i e ce L i v i ng Rm. SUE. BEST KID ever! I am so proud of I'm so lucky. Let's go out. Love, ______11/2 ______11/2

Furniture Group & Kitchen Table ______11/2 you ! DZ Love, Sheri. Wendy. HOLLY LEWIS: I'm so glad that Julie F. Come to your favorite big with 2 chairs. CHEAP! 345-8651. Stephanie Cantrell - Yo u're the ______11/2 ______11/2 your my kid. We're going to have sis's house for a cool beverage.

______11/2 BEST daughter, I could ever ask Stacy - Happy fourteenth DANA DAWKINS: I LOVE MY a great year together! Love, Kara. Love Ya !

t985 FIERO GT, black, 6 cyl., AT, for. Get psyched for formal - it will Anniversary! Welcome back to KIDDO! Alpha Phi CARLA. ______11/2 ______11/2 47,000 miles, fully loaded, great be a blast! Love - Yo ur Mom. Eastern . Love ya - Bob. ______11/2 BECKY OPPE---- - I'm so glad TRACY HOWERTON - Hey

shape, $65QO OBO. Days 21 7- ______11/2 ------11/2 Whether rain or shine, GAYLA you're my kiddo. We're going to kiddo, your mom thinks you're the ...,.--- 342- 2032 after 6 pm 21 7-739- Karen Skinkis: Yo u are an Julie Franklin - You ar'e beautiful! and LISA party all the time! DZ have an awesome year together. GREATEST! Let's go out soon. 2463 awesome Standards board I'm so proud to have you as my Love, Mom. Love ya, Anne. DZ love, Stacey.

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efforts! Love Alpha Sigs. ______11/2 TRACY McAURTHUR: SMILE! Megan Maier: Yo ur an awesome AMY SCHROEDER: #1 Kiddo! I

______11/2 Delta Zeta Pledge -- You guys YOU'RE DOING GREAT WITH kiddo! Let's party soon! Love ya, am so proud to be your mom! Jen Marshall, You are the best are awesome. We are so proud PLEDGING! LOVE, KRIS. Hags. Let's do dinner again soon !! Sig

kid ever! Love, Kristy. of you ! LOVE THE ACTIVES. ______11/2 ______11/2 Kap love & mine, TRACY.

1 black wallet lost between Union ______11/2 ______11/2 DAD: To the most dedicated and TO ALL OLD DELTA CHI LITTLE ______11/2 and Thomas Hall. REWARD 581- SNEAKY MCCAULEY: Have a Amy Carter - Yo u're the best caring father I could ever SISTERS: CALL NICOLE ASAP TRICIA BRIAN - Have a happy 3683 ask for Bill. great weekend! Yo ur awesome daughter ever! Love your A-Phi imagine. Love, your youngest 345-6779. VERY IMPORTANT 21st you crazy girl! Yo u're the ______11/2 mother loves you ! A-phi Love - Mom, Molly. son. MEETING 2 PM SUNDAY 11-4- best! Love, Neffster.

LOST KEYS: Has a Fila Key Catie. ______11/2 ______11/2 90, AT THE DELTA CHI HOUSE. ______11/2 chain and may have a scooter ______11/2. JEANNE - Welcome back to MICHAEL SMYTH, I LOVE YOU! WE WILL BE FINISHING OUR PATTY OGRADY - Yo u're the key. If found please call 345- BRANDY MCGEE: Have a Eastern. We miss you so much! FOREVER, PUNKIN. UNFINISHED BUSINESS! VERY best kiddo ever! How did we

8661 . GREAT weekend. You r mother Let's celebrate. Love, Jodi, Katie, ______11/2 IMPOR TANT - BE THERE!!! ever get so l ucky? Ha! Let's go ______11/2 loves you !!! A-Phi Love, Marjie .. Lori, and Julie. CLAUDIA O'GARA (mom #1 ) and 11/2 out soon you animal! DZ love, LOST: Gold chain & crucifix at . By the way - I WILL write a ______11/2 DELORES (mom #2), We're RUGBY SAT. EIU v. WASH. U. 1 Traci. M Monday, Oct. 29. arty's Very book!! LORI OLSON - You are the best looking forward to seeing you hug p.m. Kickoff . ______11/2 sentimental. Will pay anything for ______11/2 kid ever! Keep up the good work - the bowl !!! I have my camera ______11/2 CAREY McCALEB - Yo u're the

return. 581 -3654. AMY COMPTON - YOUR MOM I am so proud of you. Love your ready! Love, KELLY and Kristi Vilet - Yo u're the best A-ph i best Alpha Phi Kiddo! Looking ______11/2 LOVES YOU! HAVE A GREAT Delta Zeta Mom Jodi. MICHAEL. kid! Yo ur mom loves you. forward to some great times!! C p n 1987 class Man's state ham io WEEKEND! BY THE WAY - l'M ______11/2 ______11/2 ______11/2 Love, Kat ie. ring found near Lawson Hall. To THE COOLEST! SHELBIE ASHMORE: I don't RUGBY: Sat. 1 p.m. Bring your HOLLY BLAIR: Yo u are an ______11/2 claim call 5131 ______11/2 know what I would ever do parents to watch EIU v. WASH: awesome daughter! Hang in there, Tracy Artman - Yo u're the BEST ______11/3 ALPHA GAMS - Get ready for without my #1 kiddo! DZ love & P.T.F. the best is yet to come. Let's party little sis! Dee Zee love Carol. 10/30 Ruler found on in Buzzard SAturday night. I can't wait. Love, All of mine, Catherine. ______11/2 real soon ! A-Phi Love, Kristy. ______11/2

next Den Business office. Claim Doug. ______1112 Patty O'Grady: Yo u're an ______11/2 MICHELLE MILLER ...I LOVE

at Front Desk. ______1 112 Kerri M addOI< , Yo u're the best A­ awesome Dee Zee Iii sis. Patio MULLINS :SHOTS-BEERS­ MY DEE ZEE KID! YOU'RE THE Bradykins - I can't wait until Ph i daughter! Always keep furniture is the best. Love, BARS-PIZZA AT 2 AM?! HELP!! BEST!!! LOVE YOUR MOM. formal Saturday. I'm really excited smiling. Your mommy loves you Heather. My kiddo needs an AA Meeting!! ______11/2

that you can go. Love Your Alpha lots! Love, Erin. ______11/2 HA! Your Mommy loves you !!! JODI BRANT - YOU'RE THE

Gaml ______11/2 SHMOO BANAHAN: I had a blast ______11/2 BEST A-PHI KIDDO EVER -

______11/2 DIANA KALLAS: Hey scarecrow, with you on Wednesday night. Collen Murphy - Are you worried KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK Rummage Sale: 1114 Jackson Sat. #61 - Good luck in your g am e should I put you up for adoption? Maybe next time you can spend about your Dad? You should be! WITH PLEDGING - YOUR MOM 8:00 - t :OO Cheap furniture, Saturday. Yo u're the best. I can't Wait till you see your ALPHA PHI more time on your feet that on We'll party. Alpha Phi Love, Cris. LOVE YOU! ELLEN. decorating ideas, rowing machine, wait to see you p lay. Love dad. You're an awesome kid! I your behind!! Yo ur mama still 11/2 clothes and more. Rain or shine. Traigers. love you. LISA. loves you! Love, Ellie. ______11/2 ______11/2 ______11/2 ______11/2

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No. 2 Southwest Missouri State BEAT THE CROWD! NO COVER - 'TILL 10 P.M. invades No. 17 Northern Iowa's UNI-Dome Saturday in a Gateway Conference matchup EASTERN that will decide the league's vs. hampion. The Bears, 8- 1 and 4-0 in the Western Kentucky at eway, will be attempting to 1 :30 p.m . Saturday their second straight confer- O'Brien Stadium nce crown. Northern Iowa, 5-4 Radio WLBH-FM, 97 and 4- 1, has not lost on its home Id all year. The series: Eastern leads the series 6-1 and has won two straight low scor­ "I think it will be a very close ing games - 6-0 and 10-7. e, a high-scoring game," said Last meeting : Fullback Broe Montgomery's one-yard run with 4:16 remaining stern head coach Bob Spoo, in the contest gave Eastern a 10-7 win over No. 15 Western Kentucky, boosting the Panthers into the playoffs. Eastern limited WKU to 257 total yards offensively Sat. Nov. 3, 1990 6 a.m. · 7 p.m. ose team was eliminated from but only had 199 itself. 300 50 e title and playoffs after last The coaches: Eastern's Bob Spoo, 23-21 in his fourth year, 2-1 against the $ • $ 1 •Free! eek's loss to the purple Hilltoppers. Western Kentucky's Jack Harbaugh, father of Chicago Bear quarter­ Adults Children 6- 12 Childen 5 & under thers . "I do think Southwest back Jim Harbaugh, is 8-10 in his second year at WKU, 33-37-3 overall in his seventh year. ·ssouri has had success playing at the Jones watch: Eastern's Jamie Jones, the No. 2 rusher in the Gateway and the road, so I don't think it's a ninth in the nation with 938 yards, needs just 62 more to break over 1,000. If he Charleston aj or psychological factor for does it, Jones will be only the fifth Panther ever to accomplish the milestone. Lincoln Fire m. More Jones: Jamie has 1,368 all-purpose yards, which is the most in a sea­ son since Poke Cobb tallied 1 ,667 in 1979. He ranks No. 1 in the Gateway and "It might be decided in the Protection No. 4 nationally with 152 yards per game. 'eking game - I think the kicking Senior finale: Te n seniors will be playing their final home game at O'Brien - District aine will be a factor. Northern cornerback Juan Cox, kicker Ray D'Alesio, fullback J.R. Elder, cornerback Rod University Drive wa, on their turf, do good things Heard, nickle back Tim Lance, tight end Stan Milan, linebacker John Noll, defen­ Bl Coolidge Ave. sive end Jeff Oetti:ig, center Tod Schwager and cornerback Mike Smith. Jeff n punt return s and kickoff "Radar" Henderson is also concluding his four-year stint as the team manager. urns. That might be the decid­ The lineups: g factor." EASTERN OFFENSE - Mike Rummell SE, Dan Purcell LT, Brad Fichte! LG, Tod Senior quarterback DeAndre Schwager C, Tim Gleason AG, Brian Callahan RT, Tim Moore TE, Lee Borkowski QB, J.R. Elder FB, Jamie Jones HB, Jason Cook FL mith , last season's Gateway SALE!! 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Te n seniors make final appearance at O'Brien By CHRIS BOGHOSSIAN fancy - they're just a pretty solid Although his team has endured Sports editor team." a tremendously difficult schedule, Eastern has won the last two which has resulted in the five Ten seniors will be making contests against We stern losses, Harbaugh said he is nev­ their final appearance at O'Brien Kentucky, including last year 's ertheless disappointed with his · Stadium Saturday as Eastern's 10-7 win at Bowling Green, Ky. team's record. football team hosts We stern In the teams' last two meetings, "We fe lt this season that we Kentucky in its last home game Eastern has allowed just seven could have been successful of the year at 1 :30 p.m. on points total, which is something against some of the top teams, Parents Day. that concerns Hilltopper head but we haven't been," Harbaugh Eastern, 4-5 overall and 3-2 in coach Jack Harbaugh. said. "Just like in any program, the Gateway Conference, is now "I myself work with the we wanted to match up against foc using . on a winning season offense so I see more of their the top teams in your division of after it was eliminated from the defense, and they have an excel­ play." conference title race and playoffs lent defense," said Harbaugh, The Hilltoppers rely on the last weekend against Northern father of Chicago Bears quarter­ running game as opposed to Iowa. back Jim. "This defense is a little throwing the ball - they average We stern Kentucky is 2-5, but different. Last year, they were 220 yards on the ground per each one of its losses came bigger, but they 're quicker this game and 98 passing. against ranked teams. After win­ year and move around more. And "They have two very fine tail­ ning their first two games of the that Lance kid is about the best backs," Spoo said, speaking of season against Moorehead State we're going to go against all Don Smith and Herb Davis. and Illinois State, the Hilltoppers year." Smith is averaging 107 .8 yards have dropped five straight to the The "Lance kid" that per game - one of the five best in No.'s 1, 4, 7 and 18 teams in Harbaugh was referring to is the country - compared to Davis' Division I-AA and last week lost Eastern nickle back Tim Lance, a 87.3. to Louisville. the 25th-ranked preseason All-American who But the Panthers, who are team in Division I-A. leads the team with 110 tackles. starting senior Lee Borkowski at "I think the fact that their five Lanceand fe llow seniors John quarterback for the fo urth straight losses have come against (those Noll, Jeff Oetting, Juan Cox, Rod game, have a top-notch runner teams) shows they 've had a tough Heard. Tod Schwager, Ray themselves. Jamie Jones is sec­ road to go." said Eastern head D'Alesio, J.R. Elder. Stan Milan ond in the Gateway and ninth in THOM RAKESTRAW/Photo edit coach Bob Spoo. who is 23-2 l in and Mike Smith, will all be play­ the nation with 104.2 yards per Eastern tailback Jamie Jones takes a hand-offfrom quarterback Le his fo urth year and 2- 1 against ing in their last home game ever game and needs just 62 to go Borkowski last weekend. The Panthers host Western Kentuckv in the1 the Hilltoppers. "They're nothing as Panthers. over the 1,000-yard mark. home finale at 1 :30 p.m. Saturday at O''Brien Stadium. I I Soccer team ends season Vo lleybal l team hit By R.J. GERBER Staff writer road for 2 matches

Eastern 's soccer team will By ANN TASTAD close out its most dismal season Staff writer in school history when it hosts Mid-Continent Conference oppo­ nent -Green Bay at 2 Eastern 's volleyball team, p.m. Sunday at Lakeside Field. boasting a four-match winning The Fighting Phoenix, 4- 14 streak and the EIU Classic last overall and 2-4 in the MCC, will weekend, hopes that its recent also be playing their final game success will carry over to this of the season. Green Bay is sixth weekend when it returns to con­ in the conference, while Eastern ference action and takes on is fourth after having its four-year Bradley and We stern Illinois. conference winning streak The Lady Panthers travel to snapped at 19 against Cleveland Peoria on Friday night to play State. Eastern, 4- 11-2 and 3-2- 1 in Bradley and then face We stern the conference. is 1-7-2 in its last Saturday afternoon in Macomb. 10 games. The Panthers have Eastern is 14-16 overall and 1-3 been outscored 31-11 in those 10 in conference action. Bradley is , contests. Coach Cizo Mosnia said 7-22 overall and 0-6 in confer­ that the lack of offense has been ence play while the Betty Ralston the Panthers' biggest downfall. We sterwinds are 18-8 overall "In my seven seasons at and 3-3. beaten the We sterwinds in tw Eastern, we have never had so Even though Bradley is last years of conference play an few goals scored," Mosnia said. in the conference standings, will concentrate on outside hi "Of course, we've never allowed coach Betty Ralston said she ter Kari Ritenour, who has t �is many either." knows the Braves are not to be third highest hitting percenta I ' Mosnia said that the Phoenix taken lightly. (.305) in the conference and · have been experiencing the same "It's a dangerous situation fifth in the conference in kil 11 difficulties that Eastern has this (3.57) for We stern . � year. because they are looking to "Western had a good prese I "They are a young team," SHANNON THOMAS/Staff photographer break out of their losing son and is looking to move u I Mosnia said. "They have been Eastern's Te rry Dixon goes aft er the ball behind an opposing player slump," said Ralston. "They ,facing the same problems that we in a game last week. Eastern hosts UW-Green Bay Sunday at home. haven't won a conference match in the conference standing ! They have finished fifth th ; have, basically. They have been Phoenix goalkeeper Craig Sexton Green Bay's leading scorer is since 1988, but it is still going past couple years, and they a in a lot of their games and have has played a large part. The 6-3 junior forward Chad Johnson, to be tough because they will be /1 suffered many one-goal losses."' senior has a goals against average who has scored four goals and on their home court. We can't looking to make the conferen Mosnia added that Green Bay of 1.66. including one shutout. has two assists. look past them at all. this year," Ralston said. lost to MCC champ Northern The Phoenix offense was dealt Mosnia said that after the sea- ''The girls are looking for a Ralston added: "If we pla Illinois by a slim 2-1 margin this ' a severe blow earlier this year son, he will concentrate on sweep this weekend, and like we did last weekend, we week. The winning goal was when its leading scorer broke his recruiting goal scorers. Bradley is the first obstacle. By be OK, but if we play like w scored with less than a minute foot. Sophomore midfielder Mark "We need immediate help in winning both matches we can did against Wichita State an remaining. Schimpf had five goals before that area," Mosnia said. "That is go .500 in the conference and Southwest Missouri, we 'll be i Of the little success that Green being inj ured in the eighth game the top priority in the off-season." overall." trouble." Bay has enjoyed this year. of the Green Bay season. The Lad Panthers have not . ·�· .!{�.. t THEATER KIDDY STUFF

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t could have been complaint," Brown said . "The Ray Charles, donning tickets have been getting kind his famous black sun­ of expensive ." glasses, tickling the "We count on the the ivories,I belting out "Georgia," Parents Weekend concert to and rocking back and forth at make most of our money to available here, along with the piano as only he could. cover for the rest of the year, " inquiring about costs and con­ But the legendary blues said Brown. tracts." pianist had to cancel his "We don't try to make the Brown said that - the Parents Weekend gig . He had ticket price so high that we scheduling - by far is the hard­ already committed himself for make a bundle or anything. est part of getting the concert a concert in Europe. That's not our objective . We together. Charles' cancellation marks always make the ticket price "It entails a lot of calls and a the second time that has hap­ so we have the best chance of lot of luck because our main pened in three years, but breaking even. If an act does concert arena is Lantz, which Trevor Brown, University real well, then we'll just have a really isn't a concert arena. We Board concert coordinator said surplus to work with for next have to get clearance through it's not really that bad of a year. " the athletic department." problem. Since 1973, the concert "If we're trying to book an "It's a problem when it hap­ has featured such performers act, we have to find out if the pens but fortunately we've had as Bob Hope, The facility is available which can enough time to find someone Commodores, Crystal Gayle, take up to two weeks and then else." Red Skelton and Frankie you go back and forth." In Charles' place, they Avalon to provide entertain­ But Brown said it's not a selected the combination act ment for parents and students . serious problem. of The Platters, The Drifters "It's something that appeals "We may have missed an and The Marvelettes to per­ mostly to the parents, but act here and there because we form for the annual Parents hopefully it's something that can't have a concert during Weekend concert. the students can enjoy as the week, since we're usually "Basically, of the people well," said Brown. limited to the weekend. That that were available that we However, once it's said and might have hindered a few, checked in to, they were a done, most probably don't but it always works out." . combination of the most pop­ realize the time and effort that The decision of who per­ ular compared to the price, goes into planning the con­ forms at Parents Weekend is Brown explained. "They were cert. made by Brown and Director a package deal." "It's basically a process of of Student Activities David Brown said this year the getting information and mak­ Milberg. committee wanted to do a ing phone calls to agents," ''As far as choosing an act, slightly less expensive show to Brown said. we might decide we want a give parents a break. "We call agents and match country act this year and then "Ticket prices have been a up the dates that we have • Continued on page 9B The Drifters In honor of all the parents who have come to with her review of Tom Selleck's new movie AKTS&CRAFf visit their children this weekend we thought they "Quigley Down Under," which is currently play­ might like to know about some of the events ing in Mattoon. happening around campus. Every year about this time The Dc41y Eastern ON THE So staff writer Suzanne Oliver has outlined News undergoes transitiq@1 that is all trade SQUARE aB j(ie the activities that students and their parents can roles. So my time as Ve� editor has come to NOW OPEN partake in. Also, staffer Bret Loman has an an end and the new editors will be taking over Monday - Saturday 12p.m.-7p.m overview of the history of the Parents Weekend with next week's edition. The new Verge editor concert and of the groups that will be perform­ will be David Lindquist (yes, of H&HG fame) and ing this year. Tim Shellberg will take over as associate Verge • • New staffer Rick Chung offers readers a pre­ editor. Wooden Furniture Leather view to the theater department's production of So now I will step down and hand over the • Dolls • Baskets "Viet Rock," which will be performed this week­ reins to the new guys and bid you all adieu. end in the playroom in the Doudna Fine Arts Happy Trails. • Paintings • Pottery/Cerami ; Building. Also being performed this weekend is The Verge staff would like to remind everyone the children's play, "Rapunzel." Staff writer to clean their rooms, do their laundry and buy Denise Buck has that story on page seven. some real food, your parents are coming! AND MUCH MORE ; The TaleEnd column is back again this week and can be found on page 11. As always, In the Old Hardware Store 'I, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades can be found South Side Charleston Square ·• on page 12. I Staffer Janine Residori also provides readers 618 Jackson Avenue

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"I first thought should be doing this "It's a wide variety of people and they the atmosphere their are staying in - By JENNIFERWING we kids Staffwriter to support the Chamber, but there really (the vislting parents) are usually fairly out­ especially when they are so far away from aren't that many places to stay in going . ...._We've had a banker, a police chief home," she said. "After the first year, one With area hotels and lodges filled to Charleston and this might encourage and someone from the recycling industry couple sent us a gingerbread house as a capacity months before Parents Weekend more parents to participate," McKechnie stay. My husband is an orthopedic sur­ thank you and Christmas gift." approaches, the Charleston Chamber of said. "I had a similar experience when I geon so we haven't had any doctors yet," According to McKechnie, Operation Commerce is offering an alternative to was at the University of Illinois when we McKechnie said. Guest Room is also a great opportuni­ bedspreads, travel-size shampoo had a Mom's Weekend and had to stay in While acknowledging the dangers of ty to provide community interaction orange and phone charges for local calls - the dorm rooms." having strangers stay over for any extend­ with Eastern. "We're real big support­ Operation Guest Room. McKechnie said the experience is usu­ ed period of time, McKechnie said she ers of Eastern and this is just one of For the fifth year, the Chamber of ally a good one for both the host and visit­ hasn't had any personal safety reserva­ the ways to give back to the campus Commerce be providing visiting par­ ing families. She has had five couples stay tions. "It's fun. Some people may have for all they provide to the area," she will ents with the opportunity to stay with with her in the past two years. "One of concern over strangers coming into their said. residents in a "bed and breakfast" the really nice parts of the program is to homes, but I have no qualms," said. For more information concerning local she format. members of the ChamLer of meet people from diffrent parts of the Although no lasting friendships have local involvement in Operation Guest As Commerce, Karen McKechnie and her state," she said, noting that her guests resulted from her experiences, McKechnie Room or for parents seeking place­ James have beenparticipating in have been from the Chicago Dixon finds the parents appreciative. "The par­ ment, contact the Charleston Chamber husband area, program for the last three years. Springfield. ents usually �ve a better feeling knoWing of Commerce. the and

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NOVEMBER 2, 1990 ONTHEVERGEOFTHEWEEKEND5B 1AY, By RICK CHUNG original musical scores by cast tries to take a non-politi Staff writer members Thomas Gross and position and differing vi Brian Schultz. points are presented, the "Two, three, four... You're While many will think of it takes an anti-war stance. " in the Army now. Not on top as just another Vietnam War not easy to make a sh a cow. You'll never get rich, representation, those who go about war which is posit you son of a bitch. You're in to see this show will be sur­ except in Hollywoo the Army now." prised by the transformation­ Guidotti said. This cadence is known by alism. As the name suggests, Toby Brant, a Charles many an army regiment mem­ the transformation has the Vietnam War veteran, hel ber. But rest assured, it's not players portraying several dif­ out the cast of 11 by pr the only thing said in the new ferent characters all within a ing technical assistance. B mus ical "Viet Rock" now matter of minutes, but still spoke to the cast on his e being performed by Eastern's running smoothly, something riences in the war and off theater department. which demands the audience's his knowledge from a mili The play, directed by E.T. attention. point of view. Guidotti is based on the With the actors and action "Viet Rock" will be M eghan Terry play which continuously changing, "Viet formed at p.m on Nov. 8 shows the problems of war Rock" tells the audience that 6-10, and at 2 p.m. on not only at home, but also during war, nothing is as it 4 and 11 in the Playroo away. "Viet Rock" is a come­ seems. the Doudna Fine dy-drama that is infused with Though the production Building.

Jody Martin, Mark Friedman, Geoffery Cogwill perform a scence from "Viet Rock."'

From left to right Jody Martin, Dierdre Schultze, Steffani Fort, Cindy Elzy and Staci Weintraub act out part of a scene in "Viet Rock. "Jody Martin, Mark Friedman and Geoffery Cogwill rehearse a scene in "Viet Rock."

Photos by Thom Rakestraw

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SUZANNE OLIVER King Jr. University Union. To start the day off right, dren under 18. Eastern stu­ By buffet for $ 11 from 4:30 writer At this time, five 750 the Parents Club will host a dents with their ID will pay p.m. to 7 p.m. Parents will Staff $ scholarships will be present­ continental breakfast from 50 cents for their tickets. have a variety .of food to While most Eastern stu­ ed to Eastern students. 10 a.m. to noon on General admission for seats pick from including roast dents complain there isn't Scholarship winners will be Saturday. The breakfast will on the east side of the stadi­ beef or boneless chicken anything to do on the week­ announced Saturday night be in the Union bookstore um are $ 7 for adults and $3 breast complimented with end, they can show their before the concert. lounge. All parents' day par­ for children under 18 and assorted vegetables and parents a good time this Parents Club has 1,500 ticipants are welcome. senior citizens. mashed potatoes. Fresh sal­ Parents Weekend with a members and provides ser­ To curb the cost of eating "There are some tickets ads and a dessert table also University Board-spor:isored vices for students such as out, the Union is offering a left, but they are selling will be provided. "Blast from the Past." the ROTC Escort Service "Deli Box Lunch" for $5.50 fast," said Julie Allen, Union The concert on Saturday For parents coming down and the emergency loan a lunch. Parents can stll buy ticket cashier. night at 8 p. m. in Lantz on Friday, Eastern's fund for students. their tickets for the lunch on If your parents are not Gym Will provide a chance University Theatre will pre­ "We have raised over Saturday from 8 a.m. to 3 sports fans, they might want for Eastern students to enjoy sent the musical "Viet Rock" $ 14,000 in a telethon in p.m. Parents and students to bring the family to enjoy the musical talents of The at p.m. The play is set in September," said Eileen can pick up their lunches in Eastern 's Theatre depart­ Marvelettes, The Platters 8 the 1960s and depicts the Sullivan, executive secretary Union Vending lounge from ment production of and The Drifters with emcee trials and tribulations of of Parents Club. 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. "Rapunzel" at 11 a.m. or 3 Glenn Haywood. Tickets for those in Vietnam. Tickets Any parent interested in For all parents who are p.m. Ticket cost is $1 and the UB-sponsored concert are on sale in the Doudna becoming a member of the Eastern football fans, kickoff can be bought in the Fine "Blast From the Past," can Fine Arts building, $ 6 for Parents Club can receive a will be at 1:30 p.m. against Arts Building. be bought at the Union tick­ 1dults, $5 for senior citizens membership form at the Western Kentucky. Students After a long day of run­ et office for $10. $3 for Eastern students. Parents Club-sponsored can buy their tickets at the ning around Eastern' s cam­ Closing the exhausting d ickets will be on sale an functions. Membership cost stadium and at the Union pus with your parents, you weekend will be a Sunday .our prior to the show. is $10 and includes a quar­ ticket office. Students should might be hungry for some­ brunch for Eastern parents For Eastern parents terly newsletter of upcoming order their tickets together if thing other than from 10:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. 1volved in the Parents Club, Eastern events and also cov­ they want to sit with their Charleston· s fast food in which the Parents Club e group will host a recep­ ers the cost of the recep­ parents. Reserved seats on restaurants. The Union will will be giving information ·.on at 6 p.m. in the 1895 tions held on Parents the west side of the stadium sponsor a candlelight dinner about the year's activities. oom of the Martin Luther Weekend. are $9 for adults and chi!-

Rapunzel lets do-w-n hair for area children updated, but we have kept the tradi­ R-Us." 3 at 11 a.m. and p.m. in the 2 tional story book theme," said J. This modern version of Rapunzel Playroom at the Doudna Fine Arts Sain, the co-director and tour man­ was written by Jeffrey T. Hess, and Center. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down ager. "The princess is in spandex, was first performed during "The Rapunzel performances are your groovy hair. but she is as sweet as ever," Sain Celebration 1989. The set was part of our community outreach pro­ Okay, so that's not how the story replied. specifically designed so it could easi­ gram; we want to get younger stu­ goes. But it does in the contempo­ The revised version of Rapunzel is ly be taken on tour. The Rapunzel dents more involved in theater rary version performed by an so upbeat it even has a rap scene. troupe will take the show to 13 area because kids are future audiences for Eastern children's drama class. The Prince-Dude is a California grade schools from Nov. 6-15. the performing arts," Sain said. "The costumes and dialogue are surfer who is rented from "Princes- Rapunzel will be showing on Nov.

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"There are a tremendous . . •• amount of extra expenses, includ­ AID EIJDY DUR SUBMARINES ing travel, lights, meals, etc.," said. She added the total DELICIOUS BAXED TURXEY ON FRESH BAKED BREAD Gossett bill of this year's concert will be around $42,000. In comparison, Hope cost more than * Baked Turkey IMMEDIATE Bob * Mashed Potatoes & Giblet Gravy $70,000. * Dressing * Vegetable Gossett said she expects to * Homemade Bread and Apple Butter a really good show this year * Salad Bar DELIVERY 6u *Pumpkin Pie j a.·· ticket sales have exceeded as All for only $63 11 & 4 4,000. Drink extra AM 2PM PM TO 2 AM Tickets will be on sale at the HOURS: 7:30 a.m. • 7 p.m. Union box office from 11 a.m. to 7 days a week p.m. on Friday and a m. to 6 8 . 6 on Saturday. Tickets are For Reservations TIE DUTCB ICITCBEI RESTAURAIT p.m. Ph. 268-351 8 1 27 E. Main, Arcola, IL $10 each . 345-1075 COLES COUNTY REPUBLICANS PRESENT A SLATE FOR ALL THE STATE

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ON THE VERGE lOB OF TIIE WEEKEND. MOTHERS and EXPECTANT MOTHERS en steps This Weekend At Coles County WIC understand (Women, Infants, Children) THI RSTv·s Supplemental Food Program :male gender Super Drafts - $1 °0 Super Mixers - $225 The Coles County Food received (Amaretto Sours WIG Prog ram is a includes: have heard lately that the Blue Ta il Flys Sloe Gin Fizz) I & supplemental food Milk, juice, cheese, population is having a diffi­ - Quarts $225 prog ram for preg nant eggs, and cereal. time understanding females. Miller Lite, Bud, Bud Light find this hard to understand. women , infants and Infants may recieve I Hot Dogs and Popcorn - Considering that one of a jour­ 25¢ children. Potential formula, cereal, and ,. ·'s main duties is to help clari­ DJ - Dancing - Pool - Darts events, I am going to tackle this Basketball - Fooseball participants. must juice. Pregnant ';is. What males don't know is demonstrate a medical women may also 1t we females have unspoken between each other which or nutritional reason to qualify for help with specifically created to confuse qualify. prenatal care male gender. ����� -r-­,57 Computers Priced RIGHT! So better understand the �.-�� · to Yo ur own IBM compatible For Further Information ship between females, I have ll tit 1ted a "clip and save " story of ..,,..-- Computer System . Contact: 1y girls act the way they do" for r------, up on the fridge next to Coles County WIC Program to tack This coupon entitles you to an Eastern Student Discount :em's football schedule and the I I 18088 Turbo XT Computer ...... $549.0 0 825 18th St. Charleston, Il bar specials. 12 Mhz I Add a Megabyte ...... Rule number one: Never snake 20 +$239.00 I 80286 at Computer ...... $7 .49.00 I Or Phone 348-0526 your friend's scam. Girlspeak 1 12 Mhz Add a 40 Megabytee Hard Drive ...... +$�39.00 I nslation: Don't start flirting I VGA paperwhite Display ...... _...... +$�99.00 I "' your friend's obje ct d'affec- UDallM'D Me& I13 45-3763 408 7th St. (across from What's Cookin') I WHV flO ...... , ? 1n . This simple act can lead to a I :a� �� �'! ��o- •A �= A=- ._ � =- upset friend, especially if you Hardware & Data Software Support wmc.,, ....., J� 1.&A"" �E rT. TM&.,,.� \..I.Noa& - I I J!lfif'...... H ANO..,._. =t.f: .=�=:o� 1pen to "latch on" to this par- ..:=i:;u ;:a I1 Ask about our Computer Fax Service ...connect via Modern, we Fax it! I1 ,....=-� .tfl'...... '"41. 1r male. ... ______. Rule number two: Treat your · nd's possible scam as rudely as 1ssible to quell the chance of 'm and you becoming friends. HAVE A 4 O'CLOCK CLUB WORt.D·I GREA1'EU 1is is done because you don't llU. MY60URhlET SUI>!> ARE A RJU. GIURM£T 6MIDlllll:M .STifaQ MEAi>, .... S.MOP ... Jf ow ..'< OWIJ Hi>MEl'I� ...... ,... unleash the wrath of your FMSll llE6Colf5 AIJl>-..U: !"""'""'1'$ ..,_T 61<.,..., OR Al£NCK l!l!EAl1 APPETITE? ... I CllUU-< ""'""" ZO'( . .Ir. '71! · 1t to J md upon you. '( .,., ft; 1-*1THE PEP£ SMOICED Vl!!61MIA PLllN $LIM dlh\' �\DlbuND Rule number three: Don't have MAM � �lDME � 1 �!lRMLtUBI TRY OUR 6 O'CLOCK CLUB &M.NtSt4ED Wrf\t ��::�6ln" NOVE.&Clr\ti �D'f.1£irH61�.! ��� . 'TitMltr0 1¥JOMYo.""� AND MA'IO I ("w . � L i. ...._._.., ur friend set you up with a �1tMIOl;> 1 �es ... ( ...... ,.; Q """""" ltME- SLl:':':is ...... t AA" ...... u SllAV£D tPPE.0 Wl'TM V'tJ """''( SUM& CA""'*"'•NA BILLY &LUB. NUffO.�GE. t.. AMO �W. �I��� ��14 good intentions (and believe ------��< =��eu::o. 1ve , , "' SORRYGAAIUE � it:::� .. . =.� - -�--- LARGE SMALL SINGLE 1 LARGE - -ww>. , 111 1�w wm1 tauY. , .. - � . she probably does) don't go. '3 9 ITALIAN NIGHT tLUP, REA\. GIPO�\.AM1,.fTAL\ANCA� inety-nine percent of these Ingredient INGREDIENT : Ingredient �SWAMo-;;,�.��� �� 2 I � tol.A.�DKAMNJO� "4oUNCLET. �111M �r£5'1 "TU\if'l"t) Wm\ ...,_ '"'"""'""""" 1tes are failures from the start. Pizza a Pizza a L£11\JGE: ,,,,..,,,,,, H.fi\LfA _,.,, �:"""��� & PIZZA & QUART : & ""0"'"" "'' • • if you happen to accept one, JO Quart of Quart of T•£ OftV.IW\l. llHJAN 1 I* 5 VITO HUNTERSllM.L-'ll' 1blJNPCLUB "" Sl.IGED- very wary of what she says OF COKE I � WI\\\ � 5)rr.l.AM1, &EEF �c.MtE.'S'E. .�, ... �E (..HE£�. �1 1#. ""'""'ttJ •RfAl... ""LU4� """'('0.,! Coke . . . for 1 Coke • him. Be noteworthy of COUNTRY 11<€511 .. """"-"' · � 'f'..:s IUTAA U>ADCW'- OllUT JI �IU0 1u«.W.v'CLUB-. S01al<£0 ibout f"'� -· "'"'"'"'11"'11l£0E,A••11- 1ses such as "he's really nice" $8.95 $5.95 : $7.50 VE"ET"'u ft.'R 'll'\ & ...... SWliRAL.-• t:aw.A � Ofl !llUCIE OF Lft'flJGE .� AW1:1�. '"6 f1;1 2 1r "he was valedictorian of his =!.,:;  Le.'Ttl)(.�, 'TD """"'1D.� """"''fb. � 1\lllUCet'"Tlt£BUGHGL MEMT:AWCA'Dt.ANOOl£ilfUB · (�"( ,.. �T 'S.>B Nt:'r ON1M!.'9Klltrlll,UJ«M i..et'1\JC&.�MO. school." .?.:.1��:.d..:�� 5.:_2!�4 ��i���.::.�� �� l ��� ·.:��.:2!�4 Rlf'.-Jeis.. "'t'� ol-M.X.) Jf.. lf-lf.lf..Jf..,,.. .Jt.Jt. A�!..cu:A��t� -..-_.� ih ... � Rule number four: Don't blow yo ur friend to go out with a . Some of my friends have a WE DELMR- 545·1075 '"(ering point of view: It's okay �z:�b Wl«M. 11AM·'ZPM$4fM-ZAM WKNDS. DAM-ZAM blow off plans with a female HAVINA •••• Corner of A PA iend to go out with a guy , but JBKKY1S RTY? -GIVE 115 %4(t HOURS�"'�) AllD WI.LL MAK£YOU A Z,4.°"f>IOOTSUB 's okay to blow off plans 4th & Lincoln 345-2844 AT .llNNY not •voua MOM WAIWSo COpyright YOUJimmy Johnt TOlniIM':. 1990 : "" Atglltl - JOHN�!,, a female friend to go out ilh ith another girl. As my one iend says "It's just not cool." is rule just depends on your iend's temperment. Rule number five: Never ever :ave your friend alone when 's drunk. This is very impor­ especially if she's with a nl inch of guys. To protect the Social SecurityAd ministration Ith, welfare and reputation of Baccalaureate Cooperative Education Program 1r friend, it's better to have her in your car than have her Gain administrative and managerial experience by integrating ik ike up in some strange place. alternate periods of academic study and full-time work least this way you can be the razz her about the fool she Opportunity to work to as a full-time, paid government employ- le of herself the night before. ee (GS-4 or G-SS) Rule number six: Whenever -- ur friend and her boyfriend With the successful completion of the work/study period, ve problems, she's always stu­ dents will be eligible for permanent employment at a GS-4 or ht. Even if she's wrong, tell her 11 she's right. Also during this GS-5 in the Social Security Administration me. whenever you see her Open to minority social science major 1yfriend (probably ex by now) s 11 him like he's absolute scum Good oral and written communication skills required this with make her feel better. Rule number seven: Never Must be a junior or senior with a minimum 2.5 cum GPA 1te your friend's ex-boyfriend. his is very baaaaaad. Must be enrolled BAD. full-time at time of application lnless you want to lose a friend I in't suggest it, especially if the Must be willing to begin first work period spring semester ·· s ve recently been severed. ha While there are hundreds of lit­ Application deadline: · November 20, 1990 female quirks that no one per­ Application forms available from : 327 Coleman Hall can ever hope to understand, Johnetta Jones few rules can help the aver­ Director Minority Affairs male better understand the :rage female.

NOVEMBER 2, 1990 ONTHE VERGE FRIDAY, OF THE WEEKEND llE Parents Weel

Greetings, oldsters! Holy smokes! Yo u guys just THANK YOU! can't imagine what a great feel­ RIGHT NEXT TO CROSS COUNTY MALL for visiting us during ing the average Eastern student your has to have such great parents MATTOON like you. We'd like to take this lit­ 234-3441 d'S tle space to welcome you all on memorable weekend! PAI® your annual pilgrimage to "OJ' • 7 EIU" - our dear home and SPECIAL SATURDAY HOURS: 8 am pm proud, future alma mater! It sends shivers and goose COMB BY FOK BREAKFAST! bumps up and down our spines when we think about the tremen­ dous amount of love converging on our campus this weekend! There's going to be so many of us who are going to get treat­ ed to a Saturday morning break­ fast of, "mm mm," scrumptious scrambled eggs and bacon, (but Christmas not as tasty as you used to make it, Mom) instead of that nasty, Open House · LITTLE KINGS KEYSTONE pooh-pooh, yucky dorm food! And maybe, if you guys are Decorations and Gifts CREAM ALE REG. OR LIGHT feeling up to it, you could go out 24 7 OZ. BOTTLES 12 PA CK CANS for a few drinks with your up­ Lovingly Handcrafted for and-coming son/daughter. Hey Your Holiday Pleasure Mom, how 'bout a "blue tail fly." Friday, Nov. 2 10 am-8 pm . Oooh, we didn't mean to get too Sat., Nov. 3 10 am-5 pm 599 319 racy there ; we're just trying to Sun., Nov. 4 1 pm-5 pm show you how big your kids are LOWENBRAU HOT SPOT getting. We even know what kind Keepsake Cottage of drinks to order! LIGHT, DARK TROPICAL SCHNAPPS Say, moms and dads, have 106 W. Lincoln SPECIAL OR MAUI you heard what exciting recre­ 6 PA CK BOTTLES 750 ML ational opportunities are in store for your daughter/son if he/she goes ·to school here long 4 enough? Well, if they've been so 299 99 thoughtless to not clue you in, we're getting a ski hill! Ye s sir it's CALVERT EXTRA MALIBU true, a real-life, honest-to-God , OR LORD CALVERT RUM John Denver "Rocky Mountain Century 21 High" ski hill - and Uncle Stan's CANADIAN 750 ML gonna build it for us! 750 ML But you guys are the real peo­ ple we should be thanking! Wood Real Estate · Thanks for just giving us life! Rental Supermarket 599 649 Wait a minute. Featuring allshapes and sizes of housing, Our lives are a mess. Thanks. GORDONS Ye ah, thanks a whole hell of a apartments and complexes SAUZA TEQUILA lot, you jerks! We were pretty PEPPER OR CITRUS AND damn happy floating around PLUS: VODKA peacefully in the cosmos without MARGARITA MIX 1 LITER the burden of flesh, until you peo­ Brittany ple thought it would be fun to 9 sc;rew around in Grandpa's van 89 499 after the stupid prom! You bas­ Ridge 3 & 4 Bedroom To wnhouses tards! Look what you've thrown SKOL us into - a horrid life of torment NEW! and deflated expectations, broken VODKA GIN MIXERS! hearts, George Bush, toxic C LA PAZ waste, The New Kids on the 1.75 LITERS 1 LITER W!t� Block, microwavable meals, ooz­ ood Real Estate ing open sores from acid burns 1512 A St. and the National Review. Charleston, IL Why don't you just give us 345-4489 7 9 }99 The Only Place To Shop Wood, Broker some more more cash, and get Jim 4 out of town. That's all you're ALMADEN/ BARTLES & good for anyway - temporarily Equal Housing Opportunity bailing us out of crappy lives. It INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED INGLENOOK JAYMES makes us physically ill to know 4 LITER BOX WINE COOLERS that you're actually having a bet­ ter sex life since we've left home. WINES 4PACK We 'd like to wish a very PS. Ha ppy Parents Weekend to our 9 FOR $5 most "g iving " parent, Ve rna! "64 • 2

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