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By Brian Resop UWM's new Chancellor Carlos San­ News Editor tiago jumped right into the job with again many days filled with meetings. Carlos Santiago has moved into his. office in . Santiago believes that a By Erica Pollnow state grant funds, students public higher education expe­ Staff Writer may cover the increase in the Chapman Hall and is ready tuition rate by looking for as­ to begin his first semester as rience should be holistic and that UWM is a good university With tuition on the rise sistance with federal or pri­ chancellor of the University vate loans. for students to receive that throughout the University of of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. He No one is sure if the tuition kind of experience. Wisconsin System, students plans to make the univer­ are going to have to pay more will continue to rise or if it has sity a great resource for the "Today, students have high­ for their college education reached a high point. Each region and promises no hid­ er expectations of the educa­ even if financial aid can't keep year expenses and funding are den agendas in doing so. tion they want to receive," he pace with the tuition increase. reviewed and then the tuition "With me," Santiago said, said. "They want an interac­ The state funding to sup­ cost is set. During spring of "what you see is what you tive, hands-on experience. A port the rising costs has been 2005, the Governor and Leg­ get. The university has a university has to change and on a decline, but that's not islature will begin the formal rich history in governance, provide that kind of educa­ stopping the rising cost asso­ process of establishing a state and that's a positive." tion." ciated with providing higher budget for the next year. It is Santiago, 51, comes from Students should get more education. Many of the rising currently unknown what the the University at Albany, than just a classroom educa­ tuition costs are associated cost will be set at. State University of New tion, Santiago said. with things such as building Many students will value York, where he acted as Pro­ "The many students of dif­ maintenance, technology and their UW degree because ac­ vost and Vice President for "A research univer­ ferent ethnic and racial groups competitive faculty salaries cording to the US Department of Commerce, college gradu­ Academic Affairs. He pursued makes this a very large, di­ A Wisconsin Taxpayers Alli­ sity can transform a verse campus. It offers the op­ ance study, "university student ates earn nearly $1 million the chancellor position at UWM finances", found that partly due more during their working because it was an opportunity portunity to, gain knowledge community in very of other students, as well." to the state budget difficulties careers than individuals with for more responsibility. just a high school diploma. To gain knowledge of the over the last several years, the "I was interested in mov­ positive ways." student tuition climbed nearly As tuition is on the rise, ing up," Santiago said. "UWM university's students for him­ 6 percent per year from 1998- many suggestions can be given self, Santiago says he will was a good fit. I had public not only Milwaukee, but the 1999 through 2002-2003. The to students who are paying for make himself as available as higher education experience surrounding region as well. largest increases were are UW- their own education. Students possible around campus for with a comprehensive public "We have a good nucleus Green Bay, which rose 38 per­ should always apply for finan­ anyone who wishes to stop research facility. It wasn't a to work with," Santiago said. cent, UW-Madison, which rose cial assistance early to receive and say hello. difficult decision." "We have a comprehensive, 29.9 percent and Whitewater maximum consideration, pref­ "I think it's very important solid critical mass to push this and Stout, which both rose erably the January prior to the for the chancellor to be vis­ The Economist particular agenda. After all, 28.4 percent school year the student plans ible on campus," Santiago to attend. Creating an even better they're the ones who are going With UW college enrollment said. "I'm usually so busy with It's also suggested that stu­ public research facility is to be doing it. The faculty will higher than ever and tuition meetings and visits, but I ask dents make an effort to limit what Santiago plans to do with drive that initiative." increasing, financial aid has UWM. my staff to try to cut at least become an aspect closely eyed the amount of student loans And he'll do it his own way, two hours a week from my by UW students, so State fund­ borrowed. "Understand the "A research university can which is to not have a motto transform a community in schedule so that I can simply ing associated with the largest total cost associated with an and simply work off his aca­ go to different places on cam­ state grant program, Wiscon­ academic year and develop a very positive ways," Santiago demic background as an econ­ budget to follow," said Joan said. pus, unannounced, just to talk sin Higher Education Grant, omist to steer the university. has been on the rise. Hojan-Clark, UWM's Finan­ Santiago wants to expand with people; both students "This institution has done and faculty." "This increase in funding cial Aid Director. Students the research profile of the uni­ should investigate all sources great strides in the past few "People like to be heard. was intended to assist stu­ versity, link its research ex­ years," Santiago said. "It is vis­ dents with financial needs in of financial assistance. Things pansion with quality commer­ They want someone to listen like grants, scholarships, loans ible in the community, which to the issues that they feel are meeting the higher tuition cialization and create an end makes my job easier." costs," said Jane Hojan-Clark, and employment can help pay product, service, technique or important." UW-Milwaukee's Financial Aid for anyone's college tuition. technology that will benefit The UWM Experience See CHANCELLOR Page 2 Director. Besides additional

UWM's new addition, Police Chief Pamela Hodermann discusses a Hodermann Takes Command call with fellow officer in the dispatch center. UWM Police Department's first female chief Post Photo by Tessa Treuden By Bradley A. Wooten "Our top priority is student icating themselves to deadly will not be issued, Hodermann Assistant News Editor safety," Hodermann said. levels of .38, a .40 blood-al­ said. "If you're seeking help, Informing students what cohol content (BAC) can easily we want you to get that help Pamela S. Hodermann, a 30- the police department does kill you." A BAC of .08 is con­ and not worry about receiving year University of Wisconsin- is important. "We're not here sidered intoxicated. a ticket." Milwaukee Police Department to issue ticket after ticket, "We want you to be safe. I The new chief began an veteran, was named police but rather serve and protect know [students] are going to alcohol diversion program, chief June 8. Hodermann be­ the students and faculty," she drink underage, but if [they] which is similar to traffic comes the first female police said. "We are finding what I be­ are going to do it, [they] need school, for first time underage chief in the department's his­ lieve are better alternatives to to have a designated driver, drinking offenders. Students tory. writing tickets in some cases." a sober friend to walk [them] can take awareness classes to Previously a lieutenant A big concern of the depart­ home safely and to use the lower ticket cost and better ed­ with the department, Hoder­ ment's first female chief is un­ buddy system," said Hoder­ ucate themselves of the risks mann had been serving as the derage drinking. mann. of alcohol. "Students need to department's interim police "I know [students] drink, If the police are called in think about the consequences chief since Philip A. Clark's whether they're of age or not," an effort to help someone who Jan. 14 retirement. she said. "[Students] are intox­ has drank too much, tickets See CHIEF Page 2 2 September 8,2004 The UWM Post News

By Bradley A. Wooten News Briefs Assistant News Editor Welcome to UWM President Bush Calls Americans to Service By Carlos E. Santiago a great deal to offer. to know your instructors. Get President Bush has called on all Americans to volunteer UWM Chancellor It all starts with academ­ to know your fellow students. two years or 4,000 hours of service over their lifetimes to ics. We're all part of a major Find out what everybody is help foster a culture of service, citizenship and responsi­ Since mid-July when I ar­ research university and that's working on. bility, a program he calls USA Freedom Corps. Bush wants rived in Milwaukee, hundreds unlike any other educational Yes, there are a lot of other every American to answer the "Call to Service" by strength­ of people have said to me "Wel­ experience you'll ever have. activities going on, between ening and expanding service opportunities to protect Amer­ come to UWM." Now, thanks to Yes, like other learning insti­ the hundreds of student ica, support communities, and extend American compassion an offer from the UWM Post, I tutions, UWM disseminates groups on campus, the many around the world. This is similar to John Kerry's "Service for finally get to be the one to say knowledge. But we also create UWM Panther sporting events College" initiative which offers to pay students' full in-state that phrase. knowledge. and the wide array of arts, four-year public-college tuition in exchange for two years of For about 20,000 of you, I We're working with area entertainment, professional service, like helping mentor kids who are having trouble in should really be saying, "Wel­ corporations to solve industri­ sports, shopping, and cultural school or who don't have parents at home in the afternoon, come hack to UWM." You're al and design challenges, and activities found in our metro­ working with seniors who are shut in or serving in the armed our returning students and create new technologies. We're politan area. All are part of the forces. already know about the many learning how to improve the bigger university experience. opportunities this university health of our beaches. We're Just don't overlook the Republicans Complain About Doyle offers. And for the remaining better understanding the mys­ academics. They're why we're The Republican Party of Wisconsin (PRW) filed a formal 6,000 of you who are new to teries of aging. We're learning here. They'll help get you complaint with the State of Wisconsin Ethics Board Aug. 23 UWM—either as new fresh­ why the dinosaurs became ex­ where you're going in life. after Gov. James E. Doyle's Revenue Secretary, Michael L. Mor­ men, new graduate students, tinct and so much more. These They're something very spe­ gan, and Department of Workforce Development Secretary, people resuming their stud­ are just a very few examples cial, and I know they will help Roberta Gassman, issued two news releases that are alleged­ ies after a' hiatus or students of our research expertise. transform your life and the ly inaccurate and partisan criticisms of Bush. Wisconsin law transferring from another in­ Regardless of whether lives of those around you. prohibits employees of a political subdivision to solicit or stitution—you're about the you're new to UWM or back for Welcome to UWM and have receive any contribution or service for any political purpose find out what I've been learn­ a final year, I encourage you all a great academic year. during established hours of employment or while the officer ing: UWM and Milwaukee have to go beyond your studies. Get or employee is engaged in official duties, 11.36(2). CHANCELLOR graduate," he said. "UWM has pressed. New Freshman Application Record Continued from page 1 The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee received a record more students from under- "[UWM] has a good physical of 10,000 applications for the fall semester 2003. The final represented groups than any plant," he said, "a dedicated number for fall 2004 applications is 10,756. Freshmen ap­ Higher Education UW campus. We will continue faculty and staff. It faces fi­ plications to UWM have increased 50 percent over the last "Students face more chal­ to make strides to enhance di­ nancial challenges, but this four years. UWM enrolled 3,672 freshmen this fall, bringing lenges and distractions today versity on campus. is a major resource for Mil­ total enrollment to 24,671. than what we had," Santiago "Students who come here waukee and for Southeastern said. "They face more finan­ deserve a first rate education Wisconsin. There are a lot of National Science Foundation Awards Pillai Grant cial hardships. The federal and deserve to graduate in a opportunities here." Assistant Profesor of Mechanical Engineering at the Uni­ government gave more grants timely manner." As for completing his first versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Krishna Pillai was awarded back then, now they give more month as chancellor of UWM, the Faculty Early Career Development (CAREER) Award, a loans. Students have to work; From Albany to Santiago said he'd do it all $450,000 composite materials processing research grant more than one job, in some Milwaukee over again and make the same dispersed over the next five years. Pillai conducts research cases. "I like the city a lot," San­ decision to accept. in processing plymer composites and plastics, materials "It is important for stu­ tiago said of Milwaukee. "It's "I give credit to all the peo­ especially used in the manufacturing of aircraft, satellites, dents to enjoy college life," he easy to get around. It has ev­ ple who've led UWM and keep automobiles and sports equipment. Over the last decade, 11 said. erything; culture, sports, art, it moving." CAREER awards have been awarded to UWM junior faculty Despite higher education good restaurants." members. being so difficult to attain, Santiago has been in and FYI today, it is something that is out of town all summer, finish­ very important to keep up, ing the move from Albany to Birthplace: CHIEF stitutes an assault, she said. Santiago said. Keeping univer­ Milwaukee and transitioning San Juan, Puerto Rico Continued from page 1 The goal is to have teaching sities like UWM accessible is of into his new job, but had the Degrees (four, all are in of their actions after college," assistants, professors and the utmost importance. opportunity to go to Summer­ economics): Hodermann said. "Employers the various campus resource "It is obvious that public fest and to a Brewers game. Ph.D., Cornell University call here regularly and ask for centers all care for these situ­ higher education can trans­ "It's a breath of fresh air," (1982) background checks, and [stu­ ations in the same manner so form the individual lives of he said. "Albany is certainly a M.A., Cornell University dents] don't want drinking victims can consistently re­ students and families," San­ good town, but has not nearly (1979) tickets or OWIs to ruin em­ ceive the help they need. tiago said. "We have to get stu­ the possibilities as Milwau­ M.A., University of ployment opportunities." Hodermann started her ca­ dents that college so that they kee." Puerto Rico (1975) Since becoming chief, Ho­ reer with the UWM Police De­ may better their lives." One thing he never got to do B.A., Cum Laude, dermann has implemented partment as a cadet in 1974, Accessibility is difficult to this summer is learn is to sail, University of Miami Coral various programs around earned the rank of sergeant maintain, Santiago said. Con­ especially since he gets a won­ Gables, Florida (1973) campus. One initiative is a bi­ in 1979 and was promoted to tinued increases in tuition derful view of the lake from Family: cycle patrol with two trained lieutenant in 1990. Her duties accompanied with a contin­ the chancellor's residence. Wife, Azara Santiago-Ri­ have included extensive work officers. The goal is to enable ued decline in state funding For recreation, Santiago vera, has joined UWM's in both patrol and adminis­ officers to be able to better causes the university to work downhill skis in the winter School of Education as an tration. patrol the campus and make harder to make sure that stu­ and golfs in the summer. Associate Professor of Edu­ the officers more approach­ She holds a law degree dents succeed. "I'm told by everyone that cational Psychology. They able, because most people from the UW-Madison and a When students come to this there aren't places to ski in have three daughters. won't approach a squad car, bachelor's degree in manage­ campus, Santiago said, they Milwaukee," he joked. "But she said. ment and criminal justice must have every opportunity Milwaukee is a great place to Find the chancellor's bio­ A second initiative is a from Concordia University. to succeed here. It is essential golf. The public courses here graphical sketch.and a link coordinated community re­ She also successfully com­ that we provide each student, are really spectacular. They're to his vita, at http://www. sponse team that addresses pleted command level train­ no matter what their back­ as good as any private course uwm.edu/Dept/Chancellor/ violence against women on ing at the Northwestern Uni­ ground, the tools to succeed. in New York." Vita. htm. campus. Most women aren't versity Traffic Institute School "It is important that stu­ sure what to do after they of Police Staff and Command. dents come here with the per­ Time to go to work were assaulted or what con­ spective that they are going to Overall, Santiago is im­ The UWM Post Staff

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Reilly named as new UW System President By Brian Resop tem. his M.A. and Ph.D at the Uni­ News Editor It is believed that Reilly's versity of Minnesota. Take Kaplan. experience within the UW Sys­ "Kevin Reilly is a strong The University of Wisconsin tem will benefit relationships and capable leader who will System search and screen com­ between universities and oth­ move this university forward mittee didn't go far to find its er colleges within the state. through promising, yet chal­ Score higher. new president. Kevin P. Reilly, Others hope that his Wiscon­ lenging, times," said Toby E. chancellor and former provost sin ties will help improve the Marcovich, Board of Regents of the University of Wisconsin- System's relationship with the president. LSAT GMAT GRE MCAT DAT Extension, has been appointed Governor's office as well as the According to a UW System as the sixth president of the state legislature. press release from July 29; the UW System. "Kevin Reilly is a great pick, day it was officially announced Classes are starting soon! "My job as President will that Reilly was the finalist, be to communicate the impor­ Reilly's responsibilities as UW- LSAT (For December Exam) - starts 9/14 tance of that work and build Extension chancellor involved GMAT starts 9/13 lasting relationships with the leadership of programs in GRE starts 9/11 people and organizations that continuing education, Cooper­ MCAT starts 10/3 make it possible," Reilly said ative Extension, distance edu­ DAT starts 9/11 in a speech to the Board of cation and small business de­ Regents at the end of July. "I velopment. He also took care Ask about our HIGHER SCORE GUARANTEE! believe that our job as a public of the statewide Wisconsin university is to be Wisconsin's Public Radio and Wisconsin premier developer of human Public Television networks. 1-800-KAP-TEST potential, the jobs that em­ "With strong partnerships ploy that potential, and the and a clear vision," Reilly said, KAPLAN kaptest.com flourishing communities that "we can tackle any number of sustain it." challenges. Among them, we Test Prep and Admissions Reilly will officially take over must address issues of afford- and once approved by the ability, access, economic de­ i registered trademarks of their respective c as president in September. Reilly stated that he wanted full Board of Regents, he will velopment and quality." to work closely with Wisconsin make a great leader," Gover­ Reilly will succeed Katha­ area technical colleges in an nor Doyle said. "He has a clear rine C. Lyall, who will retire effort to increase the number vision of the mission of the this fall after serving as UW of residents with baccalaure­ University, and I know he will System president for nearly 13 ate degrees, through degree be well received by the facul­ years. The regents approved programs, certificates and ty, staff, and students. I have Reilly's salary as president at courses designed specifically known Kevin Reilly for several $320,000. His expected start for busy working adults. years, and we always worked date will be in early Septem­ well together in his role as ber. Thursday, October 14th "Wisconsin workers need access to educational oppor­ Chancellor of the University "Leading this university is a Wisconsin Room, UWM Union tunities throughout their ca­ Extension. I look forward to a big job. The recently released 9:00am - 2:00pm. reers, "Reilly said. "Today's strong partnership with him "Charting a New Course" study business climate demands on behalf of our great Univer­ gives us a useful roadmap, Undecided About Employment Options? flexibility and responsiveness, sity System." and I look forward to hearing Need More Career Information? and we have much to gain by Previous to his work with from others who have ideas At Career Day you e* further developing our pool the UW Extension, Reilly was about where this great Uni­ Career alternatives and directions of experienced and talented associate provost for aca­ versity should go, and how we Employment outlook for'the future workers." demic programs and secretary should get there. In any case, I Classes employers want to see on your transcripts Reilly said that another ob­ of the university at the State am confident that the journey How to prepare now for the career of your choice jective of his is to continue to University of New York Sys­ will be a rewarding and excit­ increase economic develop­ tem. He earned his B.A. at the ing one for all of us." At Career|Day you..ca,iu•,..,• ment throughout the UW Sys­ University of Notre Dame, and Introduce yourself to pt0jfessiOflals in your field Establish contact with recruiters who vvm be interviewing i candidates on campus this fall Gather information on businesses with whom you sag-saija SA Internship Program will interview Come in, ask questions, meet informally with The UWM Student As­ Trina Best at 229-4366, or stop Although few people real­ c professionals who could he important to your sociation is now accepting by Union Room 363. ize it, every student at UWM employment future. Representatives from law/graduate applications for Fall 2004 Are you interested and is already a member of the schools will also be available to talk with you. Interns! Student Association. But we For a list of participating organizations visit our website: want to get involved in The Student Association In­ SA in general? need your help to make sure http://www.uwm.edu/Dept?CDC//cdc_careerday.html ternship program is offering that students are being repre­ for-credit internships in many There are many ways to get sented when the decisions af­ various departments, includ­ involved with SA. SA stands fecting UWM are made. For UWM students and alumni. Sponsored by the ing legislative affairs, com­ for Student You could become a Student Career Development Center 229-4486. munications, neighborhood Association, which is a stu­ Association Senator! There are relations, athletics, student dent governance organization three organization relations, aca­ that works to ensure different ways to become demic affairs, shared gover­ that students' rights are up­ one. First, a student can rep­ nance, and women's, LGBTQ, held. No matter what issue is resent his or her and multicultural issues. being considered here on cam­ school/college (i.e.: School SA interns will be perform­ pus, be it textbook rentals, of Education senator if the ing a variety of different student's major is YOU CAN WAIT AROUND FOR tasks, including providing Education). Second, a stu­ assistance to Student As­ dent can represent everyone CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, sociation Directors, creat­ on campus by running for ing and maintaining links an At-Large seat. Last, fresh­ OR YOU CAN MAKE THEM. between each department men can become a freshmen As an Army Nurse, you'll have and university officials, and senator. Senate meetings are opportunities not found elsewhere. learning the various tasks held bi-monthly on Sundays Working in top medical facilities, you that the Student Association at 4:30 p.m. Forms can be | will get the support of experienced is involved with. In addi­ picked up in the SA office in nurse preceptors and see a variety tion, interns will go through Union 363. You can also con­ of cases. And because you'll join a weekly training course 1 tact Speaker of the Senate, as a commissioned Officer, others on how to perform many Clayton Clouse, for more in­ will look to you for leadership. In 1 responsibilities necessary to parking issues, the selection addition, you'll receive formation at ceclouse@uwm. working in student govern­ of new university officials, or edu • Low-cost life insurance ment. This includes, but is not neighborhood relations, Stu­ If you are interested in get­ • Worldwide travel opportunities limited to: press release writ­ dent Association always has ting involved in another way, • No-cost or low-cost medical and dental care ing workshops, development a seat at the table. We are, at UWM has over 400 commit­ for you and your family of leadership skills, learning any given moment, working tees that need student repre­ • Non-contributory retirement benefits with 20 how to deal with student is­ to resolve many different is­ sentation. Commitment levels years of qualifying service sues, business letter writing sues that affect the students vary from once a week to once • 30 days of paid vacation time earned annually and many more. of UWM. By working with the a semester. No matter what Want to know more about University Administration and area of campus you would like To find out more, or to speak to an Army Health Care interning for Student Associa­ with the many student groups to see changed or improved, Recruiter, call 800-791-8867 or visit tion? Listening sessions will here on campus, SA is com­ there is a committee making hea Ithca re. goarmy.com/hct/52 be held on September 15th and mitting its full resources to the decisions that need stu­ the 22nd at 4pm in the Union. ensuring that students' rights dent input. If you would like ©2003. Paid for by the United States Army. All rights reserved. AN ARMY OF ONE' For more information on how are never neglected. to find out about the many dif­ you can gain three credits How do you get ferent opportunities here on and learn the ins and outs of involved? campus, contact Neal Michals student government, contact at [email protected]. News uwmpost.com September 8,2004 5

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with sickle cell" anemia, and Four Blood accident or trauma victims. The Blood Center states Drives this that to donate blood one When an eating disorder must: school year • Be at least 17 years old. •Weigh at least 110 lbs. is taking over your life... By Tasha Paradies • Be free of major cold, flu, Staff Writer and allergy symptoms. Eating disorders are a silent killer, destroying the • Not have had hepatitis There will be four, cam­ after age 11. physical and mental health of millions of Americans pus wide, blood drives and • Not have had any risk every year. Now, Aurora Psychiatric Hospital is a number of smaller drives factors/behaviors associated providing an innovative and evidence-based approach sponsored by various stu­ with HIV/AIDS. to treating eating disorders. Treatment is now dent organizations this year. There is also a 12 month University of Wisconsin-Mil­ waiting period for those who available for the following eating disorders: waukee student Heidi Or- have gotten tattoos, and one lowski is working to organize must be infection free. One •Anorexia Binge Eating Disorder and promote campus blood can donate blood while tak­ • Bulimia drives for the Blood Center of ing most medications, but if Southeastern Wisconsin. you are taking any, be sure Our evening program enables students to continue The first of the campus to bring the names of them with their daily activities while participating in intensive wide drives is on Wednes­ with you. treatment programming. Our program includes day, Sept. 22 from 8 a.m. to The Blood Center outlines education, individual and family therapy, nutritional 2 p.m. on the third floor of three steps that one can ex­ the UWM Union, rooms E260 consultation, group therapy and medication pect when going to a blood and E280. drive: registration, a brief management. To schedule an assessment or "The goal of the first drive medical review, blood dona­ learn more about our program, contact: is to get 120 to 130 people to tion, and time to relax and participate. After some peo­ eat a snack afterward. To reg­ The Eating Disorder Program ple are rejected and some of ister, bring a form of identi­ 1220 Dewey Avenue the samples are discarded fication that includes your Wauwatosa, Wl 53213 after screening, this will picture and address, such as (414)454-6600 amount to about 90 units of a blood donor card or driv­ blood," said Orlowski. er's license. You will then be www.Aurora.org/ABHS The Blood Center's web­ given a list of questions con­ site states that it must col­ cerning your health. Then lect over 700 units of blood, someone will review the six days a week, every week questions with you and take Aurora Psychiatric Hospital' of the year. your blood pressure, temper­ Orlewski noted that there ature, pulse, and a small drop is an advantage to working of blood to test your iron with the Blood Center. level. Donating the blood "Unlike the Red Cross, will take about ten minutes. which ships blood out of There will be a slight pinch state, all of the blood collect­ at first, but other than that, ed by the Blood Center goes it does not hurt. to people in Wisconsin. This For the Sept. 22 drive, way we hear many follow up Quiznos Sub will provide uwmpost.com stories so we get to see the sandwiches and cookies results of our efforts," said for participants after they Orlowski. donate. Although donors them­ The volume of blood lost selves will not hear about from donating is replaced whom and how they have within 24 hours, and the vol­ helped, they can find encour­ ume of red blood cells within agement in knowing that one several weeks. One can do­ unit of blood can save up to nate blood every 56 days. three lives, Orlowski said. To sign up for the Sept. 22 According to the Blood Cen­ blood drive, email Lori Marks ter, the three components of the UWM Center for Volun- of blood that are used are teerism and Student Leader­ platelets, plasma, and red ship at [email protected]. blood cells. Platelets help in Time slots are every 15 min­ clotting and are needed by utes, starting at 8 a.m. When cancer patients and those writing, indicate preferred receiving an organ, plasma time slot. To learn more is mostly used by burn vic­ about blood donation, visit tims, and red blood cells are the Blood Center's website at Show your student I.D. & get for premature babies, those www.bloodcenter.com.

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David Laack, a University of Wisconsin - Milwau­ can men truly convinced that they had gone to war He would be where the world actually is, where kee, had been in Iraq for seven months and was visit­ so they could save an oppressed people from its it happens, where people actually suffer and fight ing for a couple weeks, when I sat down with him at dictator, convinced that that was all there was to it. without the freedom to choose their own fate. Where a bookstore to talk about war, Abu Ghraib, Michael Convinced that the president, his friends, their busi­ there must be no four-dollar cappuccinos, free nights Moore, why enlist in the first place, and thunder­ nesses and all of us meant well, meant only well, no and weekends, back-ordered Uggs and yellow wrist­ storms. harm at all - that we were all heroes and saviors, bands, or even boredom. Where they know they are As I waited for him to arrive for the interview I incapable of corporate greed or the American habit so vulnerably alive because life and death have been decided to try hard to make my personal political of getting what we want no matter what, no matter pushed so close together and become desensitized views numb and act like an ideal journalist: impar­ who, and no matter how much. one from the other, neighbors almost. tially. But at the same David seemed tired but not exhausted. Glad to be But no matter how much I knew that so much time I wondered: how blood had been spilled out of American greed, I also can I act impartial and I sat there flabbergasted, staring knew that that wasn't his intention. That wasn't even unbiased, how could his truth. It was mine. Mine and Janeane Garofalo's. I feign cold-blooded at the screen, watching young men I could feel his intentions were the noblest of all. professionalism when And that it couldn't be different. That yes, he was we were going to be make cinema out of war, make fun probably a hero. Not because he had chosen to risk talking about people his life for his country. But because his convictions dying for the wrong out of rockets, make voyeuristic in the goodness of his acts were so enormous they reasons - for greedy, made him completely oblivious to any savior-coated, cruel and elitist rea­ cheer out of physical destruction, war-hungry conservatism. His drive to save overtook sons? For reasons that any motive. go against all I ever be­ and abstract reality from its social- I realized that for one to be at war and come back lieved in. alive, and sane, one cannot fathom being there for How could I pre­ political causes - anything but the right reasons. One cannot hesitate tend not to be shocked or doubt their crucial existence or fathom being as he pulled out his home and to share his experience. As I bombard­ there for anything but to save; others and oneself. lap top and showed ed him with questions about how horrible his daily David, who has seen the Abu Ghraib torture cham­ me videos of Ameri­ life must have been in Iraq he assured me it wasn't bers and a whole world most of us will never get can troops blowing things up as though they were that bad, and that it felt "like a nine-to-five job." I close to, may actually have a fairer voice on war playing with firecrackers. How could I possibly stay wasn't sure how to take that. War, becoming as ba­ and its tragedies. At the end of our talk I think to still as they blew weapon caches up yelling "Oh yeah, nal and routine-like as a nine-to-five job. But I sat myself; why am I so convinced of my socio-political dude!", "that fucking rocks!" and "that's fucking awe­ and listened to his answers, intrigued by his calm wisdom, so sure of where the truth really lies (no some" - like 13-year-olds throwing rocks at car win­ and appalled at the hundreds of digital pictures he pun intended), as I sit my butt here on this puffy dows, or toilet papering a neighbor's house. This is was eager to show me. Wounded children, American- Starbucks chair, reading the New York Times, sipping war, I thought, war. worshipping children, gun-carrying children, Iraqi my soy latte, immersed in an intellectual world as I sat there flabbergasted, staring at the screen, children. distant from a touchable, wounding reality as it can watching young men make cinema out of war, make And I couldn't help but feel a sour taste in my be - and immersed in a world as made up of oth­ fun out of rockets, make voyeuristic cheer out of mouth just imagining that in a week's time he would ers' agendas as any war is. In the meantime David is physical destruction, and abstract reality from its have been very far away from that Harry Schwartz inside the conflict, inside the wound, perhaps blind social-political causes - unaware of its consequenc­ comfy couch, surrounded by overpriced glossy to Obama, Michael Moore, and Alec Baldwin. And I es, numbed from them. Simply being, cathartically, books screaming "buy me," so far away from that air- wonder if the left's raison d'etre is simply a reaction like rooting at a football game. conditioned stillness, so still it feels like it must be to the right's, and if its morals are actually true, or I foresaw me being unfortunately unable to sit hiding something, something awfully rampant and invented as well. there all ears, listening to stories of young Ameri­ combustible. Excerpts from our interview follow: News uwmpost.com September 8,2004 15

Q. Do you want to? Q. So what is war really like? A. No. You wouldn't want to watch something that A. It makes you appreciate home and is against what you are physically involved in. It what you have here. You get used to lowers morale a little bit. it, you have no choice. You have to get used to it, otherwise you go cra­ Q. How do you feel about George Bush? zy. Safety-wise it is not as bad as I A. Uh, I'm just gonna say I am neither a republican, thought it would be. Though you do nor a democrat. get shot at, but the odds of that hap­ pening are probably smaller than you Q. How about Abu Ghraib? What was that? getting in a car accident here in the A. I don't know. Maybe they snapped. But that is not U.S. how the army is, I think it was just an incident.

Q. What do you do exactly in Iraq? Q. When do you miss the most about Milwaukee? A. Uh, I can't really tell you exactly; be­ A. Family, friends. I miss going to school. And thun­ cause it might...I work in the aviation derstorms. It sounds wacky, but we haven't had field, with aviation logistics. I work rain there in four months. in an air-conditioned office with a computer usually, not Q.. Does it feel like you are in a the frontline. But occasion­ movie, surreal like that? ally we do go on the road. A. No. I've never been in a mov­ ie, so I don't know what it feels Q. What are your days like like...Even when it rains there there? it never soaks into the ground. A. Easy actually, pretty laid back. I usually wake up at Q. What war movie is closer to 8 p.m., go running, take a what war is really like? shower, then go to work. A. "Black Hawk Down" is pretty Like a nine-to-five job, you realistic compared to what I've get your half-hour break. seen. But I personally haven't known anybody who has been Q. Why did you enlist? wounded or dead. A. 1 didn't know what I wanted to do after high school, and Q. What kind of media are you so I decided to enlist. My dad exposed to? influenced me too. He was A. I usually read the news on­ in Vietnam, he was drafted. line, msnbc.com, they seem to I don't regret enlisting, you be more, like, they tell the facts. get taught a lot of self-discipline, re­ spect for life and basic necessities Q. Honestly, why are we there? Why is the U.S. in people take for granted. Iraq? A. (...) Well, you could say we freed the country of Q. Have you seen Michael Moore's "Far­ a ruthless dictator, though that doesn't benefit enheit 9/11"? the U.S. at all, except for, you know, national se­ A. No. curity.

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MEN'S SOCCER PREVIEW Another run at history

By Steve Pease season, the Panthers posted all-time leading scorer. Staff Writer a 16-6-1 overall record, while Steve Bode, the only Pan­ going undefeated in the Ho­ ther who played every game Few teams can say that rizon League for the third last season, will return to an­ they went to the NCAA tour­ straight year, en route to their chor a solid defense, along­ nament all four years of their third straight appearance in side El-Ahmed. eligibility, but the 2004 Uni­ the NCAA tournament. Senior Goaltender Kirk versity of Wisconsin-Milwau­ "If we're fortunate enough Thode will mind the net for kee men's soccer team has a to keep on the right side of in­ UWM. Last season, Thode very legitimate shot of giving juries, to keep guys fresh and posted nine shutouts on his their senior class that accom­ guys in, I think we will be a way to a 0.76 goals against av­ plishment. very be a very difficult team erage. The nine shutouts were Head coach Louis Bennett to beat," Bennett said. the second-most in a season enters his ninth season with Uppsala, Sweden natives in school history. a 108-54-60 record. He needs and seniors Antou Jallow and To say that Bennett has a Close, but no goal just two wins to become the Khaled El-Ahmed will anchor deep squad is an understate­ winningest coach in UWM the Panthers and provide a ment. By Chris Heimerman dominating the two overtime history. His .657 winning potent one-two punch. De­ Eight seniors lead a multi- Staff Writer periods, the Panthers still percentage is better than any spite an injury that forced talented squad that have been struggled to find the back of other coach in the 31-year his­ him to sit out the majority tuning up for this seasons The University of Wiscon­ the net. tory of the program. of the regular season, Jallow play against some of Europe's sin-Milwaukee men's soccer UWM had two golden op­ Eight of the 11 starters will still came back to lead UWM in top club teams. Senior Chris team failed to find the twine portunities to crack the score­ return to make up a squad scoring. Brisson fills the void that Kyle over 110 minutes of play Fri­ board and end the game in that is stacked with enough Jallow enters 2004 needing Lance left and will return to day, Sept. 3 in their season overtime. speed, power and foresight just 12 goals to become the orchestrate play along with opener against the Dayton Fly­ Dale Weiler's volley to an to potentially make them a school's all-time leading goal fellow midfielders Kyle Zeno- ers in the Big Toe Soccer Invi­ open net, just a minute into nationally ranked team. Last scorer and 47 points to be the ni and Neil Dombrowski. tational at the McClimon Soc­ the second overtime, went just cer Complex in Madison. wide. Then, Neil Dombrowski The good news for UWM unleashed a rocket from 20 2004 Men's Soccer Schedule coach Louis Bennett and his yards moments later, but was players is that they didn't al­ stoned by Dayton goalkeeper Day Date Opponent Location Score/Time low a goal either, as the game Steve Ladislaw on a diving 08/20/2004 Black and Gold (EX) Enqelmann Field N/A finished 0-0, giving both teams save. a 0-0-1 start in their respective UWM is now 4-4-1 all-time 08/26/2004 Michiqan (EX) Enqelmann Field W.3-1 2004 campaigns. in season openers under Ben­ 08/28/2004 Oakland (EX) Oakland, Mich. W, 1-0 Despite out-shooting Day­ nett, who sits one win away 08/30/2004 Black and Gold II (EX) Enqelmann Field N/A ton 14-9, including four shots from tying the school record Fri 09/03/2004 Davton Madison, Wis. T,0-0(2OT) by senior Antou Jallow and for wins at 109. Sun 09/05/2004 Evansville Madison, Wis. T, 1-1(2 OT) Sat 09/11/2004 Tulsa Enqelmann Field 2:00 PM Sun 09/12/2004 Pennsylvania Enqelmann Field 1:30 PM |C,als Nee Fri 09/17/2004 Coastal Carolina Conway, SC 6:00 PM Sun 09/19/2004 UNC-Wilminqton Wilmington, NC 12:00 PM flM£ 0ff ded , Sat 09/25/2004 Detroit Detroit, Mich. 3:00 PM OFFICIALS NEEDED: Sun 10/03/2004 Bradlev Peoria, III. 3:00 PM Basketball Wed 10/06/2004 Wisconsin Madison, Wis. 7:00 PM *Hours are flexible: indoor Soccer Sun 10/10/2004 UIC Chicaqo, III. 3:00 PM Coed volleyball work 4-10 hrs/ Wed 10/13/2004 Wise Green Bav Enqelmann Field 3:00 PM Coed Floor Hockey week Flag Football Fri 10/15/2004 Wriqht State Enqelmann Field 3:00 PM *A GREAT way to coed Softball Sun 10/17/2004 UWM Alumni (EX) Enqelmann Field 12:00 PM 10/22/2004 Northern III Enqelmann Field 3:00 PM meet people and Fri Sun 10/24/2004 Loyola Chicaqo, III. 2:00 PM have FUN!" Wed 10/27/2004 Marquette Enqelmann Field 3:00 PM *Good Pay Fri 10/29/2004 Butler Enqelmann Field 3:00 PM Sun 10/31/2004 Cleveland St Enqelmann Field 12:00 PM TO APPLY: Stop in the Intramural Office Sat 11/06/2004 Horizon Leaaue Quarterfinals TBA TBA located in the Merrill Hail, Rm. 142. Fri 11/12/2004 Horizon Leaque Semifinals TBA TBA Call 229-6433. Sun 11/14/2004 Horizon Leaaue Championship TBA TBA "W1IIW

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MEN'S BASEBALL UWM stays connected with Brewers

By Nick Dettmann As for his offense, he hit Sports Editor a team second-best .374 for UWM and led the team in Former University of Wis­ home runs (10), runs batted consin-Milwaukee pitcher in (43) and slugging percent­ Ben Stanczyk signed a free age (.590). agent contract with the Mil­ For the past two summers, waukee Brewers on July 29. Stanczyk participated in the Immediately after signing Northwoods League, which his contract, the 2004 Hori­ is a collection of some of the zon League Pitcher and Play­ top collegiate players in the er of the Year, reported to nation. He was selected to Helena, Mont., the home of the all-star team in both sea­ the Brewers rookie league af­ sons, while playing for the filiate in the Pioneer League. La Crosse Loggers. "Ben really deserves this Stanczyk joined former chance and he probably Panthers John VandenBerg should have been drafted and Scott Gillitzer to go on in the spring," said UWM to play minor league base­ assistant head coach Scott ball. VandenBerg is currently Klotsche Center project Doffek in a release. "There is playing for High Desert in certainly something special the Brewers organization about him." and Gillitzer is playing for focuses on offering more Stanczyk posted a 7-3 the Class A Vero Beach Dodg­ record last season for UWM ers. While former UWM pitch­ By Allie Kuopus parking structure. and public who utilize the er and teammate Quintin Klotsche Center. with four saves and a 3.43 Staff Writer Some renovations to the earned run average. He also Oldenberg recently signed current facility include: new With the new addition and a contract to play for the more to offer, the Klotsche led the Horizon League and More than a year has passed floors and lighting for the set UWM's single-season Gary South Shore RailCats since renovations began on an eight racquetball courts, im­ Center will hopefully bring of the Independent Northern in even more people, Krueger strikeout total with 95 in expansion that will turn the proved ventilation for the cur­ 94.1 innings. League. University of Wisconsin-Mil­ rent arena and a new paved said. Informing students waukee Klotsche Center into a pool floor. The Athletics De­ with what's available to them booming athletic outlet. partment offices will also be should spark their interest Plans to change the current moving to the new building to come and check it out, he MEN'S BASKETBALL design and overall efficiency of from Merrill Hall. added. the Klotsche, which were put Since the existing weight While students may have Former UWM star signs in the works in 2001, came to and cardio rooms will be moved been discouraged in the past, life with the groundbreaking from the current Klotsche to with rooms of the Klotsche pro contract closed or full, once the proj­ ceremony on June 13, 2003 the new wing, more space will going to help me adjust to ect is complete, no one should By Colin Radcliffe and are set for completion by be freed for classrooms and Greek culture. need to worry about space, Staff Writer the summer of 2005. activity rooms, as well as for Page, the 2003- 04 Ho­ potential non-credit courses. Krueger said. The $42 million, 134,700 Former University of Wis­ rizon League Player of the gross square feet addition to While everything seems The current arena will still Year, led the conference in to be running smoothly, Jeff be home to women's basketball consin-Milwaukee basketball the existing facility will pro­ star Dylan Page signed a one- scoring and the Panthers to vide enough space for new Krueger, Associate Director of and volleyball games and track their second consecutive the Klotsche Center said, one & field practice use, while the year pro contract to play in instruction, training and in­ Greece on Aug. 1. post-season appearance. He tramural programs, as well of the most important steps new arena will be used primar­ averaged 20.9 points and 6.5 for the Klotsche so far has ily for recreational purposes, The former 6-foot-9 stand­ a new home for the Physical out from Amherst, Wis., will rebounds per game last sea­ Therapy, Sports Medicine and been opening for business in such as intramurals. son. time for the new semester. Pricing for the new parking play with Ment of Thessalan- Athletics programs. iki in the Greek First Divi­ Page, who had tryouts The renovations closed the structure will coincide with the The new wing includes: a sion considered one of Eu­ with the NBA s Milwaukee Klotsche Center for the sum­ current rates for other struc­ new weight, locker and cardio rope s elite leagues. Terms Bucks and Atlanta Hawks, mer, but it has opened in time tures on campus. No pricing rooms, a therapy pool, a four of the agreement were not told the Journal Sentinel that for the beginning of the se­ will be finalized until later this court auxiliary gym with an el­ disclosed, but the contract Ment officials had done their mester. fall, Claude Schuttey, Director evated two-lane running track, does include an option for a homework on him. The main focus of this proj­ of Campus Facilities Planning 41 surface parking spaces and second season. They scouted me at ect is the students, faculty and Parking and Transit, said. a 618-space underground It's a six-figure deal they camps, watched tapes, are paying me a lot of mon­ called (UWM) Coach (Bruce) ey, said Page in an interview Pearl and coaches I played with the Milwaukee Journal against, Page said. They Sentinel. They are also pro­ probably know more about \JMr1HakvUr* viding me with a house, a me than I do. car, satellite TV and they are Campus

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New team, same result WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL PREVIEW

By Nick Dettmann tional, Sept. 3 and 4. Fruit assumes leader role Sports Editor Led by a career-high 30 kills from Karen Fruit, the A new season and a new Panthers picked up a 3-1 win for young team team - for the most part. over host Northern Illinois, By Nick Dettmann team. look to have breakout years. The University of Wis­ 30-26, 24-30, 30-24, 30-26. Sports Editor In 2003, she went over Kuebbing was selected to the consin-Milwaukee volleyball In the second game of the the 20-kill mark 10 times, in­ league's All-Newcomer team team began their 2004 sea­ Invitational, the Panthers had You lose four seniors, in­ cluding a career-high 26 kills her freshman year, while He­ son virtually right where they to take on seventh-ranked cluding the reigning Horizon against Loyola-Chicago and 25 gemann replicated the feat left off in 2003, a three-game Washington and it did not League co-Player of the Year kills UW-Green Bay in the Ho­ last year. sweep of North Dakota State, take long for UWM to learn rizon League Championship Kuebbing finished fourth 30-27, 30-14, 30-17 at Lindsey Spoden, they are the winningest senior class in game. on the team in kills (196) and the Klotsche Center on Fruit, an accounting major blocks (67). Hegemann played Thursday, Sept. 2. program history and you field a team that has four freshmen from Viola, Wis., is also a lead­ in 28 of 30 matches during her It was North Dakota and four sophomores, time to er off the floor as she became freshman campaign. She fin­ State's first match as a rebuild right? the first Panther since 1998 to ished fifth on the team in kills Division I program, af­ Most of the time that is the earn CoSIDA (College Sports (190) and third in blocks (76) ter moving from Divi­ Information Director's Asso­ As for who will don a Pan­ sion II. case, but in the case of the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ ciation) Academic All-District thers jersey for the first time, Senior Karen Fruit waukee Panthers, they are far honors. She is also primed Litzau recruited one of her from rebuilding. to earn AII-American honors, best classes during her tenure Seven straight 20-win sea­ both athletically and academi­ as coach at UWM. Sophomore setter Melissa sons, seven straight league cally. An all Wisconsin class is Lange is one of five new start­ titles and five NCAA tourna­ "Karen is our franchise led by first team All-State ers for the Panthers. ment berths is hardly a fluke player," said UWM head coach performer Leanne Felsing out Post photo by John Ward. of a team that has to rebuild. Kathy Litzau, who enters her of Wisconsin Lutheran High th Senior and league player 12 season at UWM. "She does School. She was also selected of the year candidate Karen a lot for us. She is a leader on as the Wisconsin Little Ten Fruit is going to be the main the court, where her play is conference player of the year led a group that fielded attraction and leader for the tremendous, and she is a lead­ and was a two-year all-confer­ five new starters, in­ Panthers in 2004. She led er academically. We will look ence athlete in basketball. cluding two freshmen, UWM in both kills and digs last to her a lot." "She is an incredible ath­ with 14 kills. Cheryl season, where she registered But she will not be alone as lete that can fill a lot of holes," Hegemann had 10 kills 22 double-doubles. She also a player that the Panthers will Litzau said. "She is simply a for UWM. Sophomore had three 20-kill, 20-dig per­ look to a lot. player. She goes after it and Melissa Lange, who formances on her way to be­ Junior Rachel Kuebbing and knows how to win. She can takes on the role of ing selected to the all-league sophomore Cheryl Hegemann make things happen." replacing last year's co-league player of the year why they are ranked. Lindsey Spoden at setter, The Huskies easily han­ 2004 Womens Volleyball Schedule had 38 assists. dled the Panthers, 30-15, 30- Playing in their first col­ 10, 30-21. Da y Date Opponent Location Score/Time legiate matches, Leanne Fels- Fruit was the only Panther ing had nine kills and Jamie in double figures in kills with 7h u 09/02/2004 North Dakota State Klotsche Center W, 3-0 1 Gabrielson had 14 digs. 12. Fri 09/03/2004 Northern III DeKalbJII. W,3-1 Sat 09/04/2004 Washington DeKalb, III. L,3-0 "It feels great, really 09/10/2004 good," UWM coach Kathy Lit- North Dakota State 27-14-1? Fri Saint Louis (Panther Invitational) Klotsche Center 7:00 PM zau said. "We had so many UWM 30-30-30 Sat 09/11/2004 IUPUI (Panther Invitational) Klotsche Center 1:30 PM new people on the floor - two Leaders: Kills - UWM, Fruit 14; NDSU, Sat 09/11/2004 College of Charleston (Panther Invitational) Klotsche Center 7:00 PM freshmen, two stoppers, new Parrish 5. Assists - UWM, Lange 38; "ri 09/17/2004 SMU (Nokia Suqar Bowl Classic) New Orleans, La. 4:30 PM c setter. NDSU, Luensmann 14. Digs - UWM, Sat | 09/18/2004 Tulane (Nokia Sugar Bowl Classic) New Orleans, La. 1:00 PM "The first game was a Gabrielson 14; NDSU, Fagnan 9. Blocks Sat 09/18/2004 Miami (Nokia Suqar Bowl Classic) New Orleans, La. 4:30 PM little stressful. Our serving - UWM, Hegemann 3; NDSU, Shock- Tue 09/21/2004 Marquette Milwaukee, Wis. 7:00 PM Fri 09/24/2004 UW-Green Bay Green Bay, Wis. 7:00 PM was out of control, but most man 1. Aces - UWM, Lange 3; NDSU, of the misses were long and Haider 2. A-410. Fri 10/01/2004 UIC Klotsche Center 7:00 PM that means adrenaline. I fig­ Up next: Panther Invitational, Friday and Sat 1 10/02/2004 Loyola Klotsche Center 4:00 PM ured we were so hyped up." Saturday, Sept. 10 and 11, Klotsche Fri 10/08/2004 Wright State Dayton, Ohio 6:00 PM The first game was the Center. 10/09/2004 Butler Indianapolis, ind. 4:00 PM only time during the match Fri 10/15/2004 Cleveland St Cleveland, Ohio 6:00 PM that North Dakota State After a two-game invita­ ~SaT 10/16/2004 Youngstown St Youngstown, Ohio 1:00 PM could keep up with the de­ Fri 10/22/2004 UW-Green Bay Klotsche Center 7:00 PM fending regular season Hori­ tional at Northern Illinois, 10/23/2004 zon League champions. the Panthers host St. Louis, Sat Northern Colorado Klotsche Center 7:00 PM IUPUI and the College of UWM would go out to a Tue 10/26/2004 DePaul Klotsche Center 7:00 PM Charleston. St. Louis is un­ Fri 10/29/2004 Loyola Chicaqo, III. 7:00 PM quick 2-1 lead in the opening der the guidance of former game of the season and they Sat 10/30/2004 UIC Chicago, III. 7:00 PM University of Illinois assis­ Fri 11/05/2004 Butler Klotsche Center 7:00 PM would not relinquish the tant Anne Kordes...the Pan­ lead. But, with UWM leading thers have never lost against Sat 11/06/2004 Wriqht State Klotsche Center 4:00 PM 15-10, North Dakota State IUPUI (4 0) Charleston Fri 11/12/2004 YounqstownSt Klotsche Center 7:00 PM scored five straight points to won the Southern Confer­ Sat 11/13/2004 Cleveland St Klotsche Center 4:00 PM tie it. Then, UWM responded ence last season with a 28-6 Thu 11/18/2004 I Horizon Leaaue First Round Youngstown, Ohio TBA with a 4-1 run, forcing the Bi­ record. Fri 11/19/2004 Horizon League Second Round Youngstown, Ohio TBA son into a timeout. After their season-open­ Sat 11/20/2004 Horizon Leaque Semifinals Younqstown, Ohio TBA The Bison would make it ing win against North Dakota Sun 11/21/2004 Horizon League Championship Youngstown, Ohio TBA interesting late in the game State, the University of Wis­ as they got to within two consin-Milwaukee Panthers points at 29-27, but a net did not have much time to serve by NDSU gave UWM the soak in the victory. Former Florida volleyball star hired at UWM opening game. From there, it Just barely 24 hours after was easy sailing as the Bison By Paul Griffin to the Southeastern Confer­ their game against the Bison, ters. struggled with their attacks, Staff Writer ence's Academic Honor Roll Along with her playing only converting on .067 per­ the Panthers were on their each year. In her senior sea­ way to DeKalb, 111., for the experience, Bova also head cent of their kill attempts for Kris Bova, formerly of the son in 2002, she helped lead coached the 16-1 volleyball the night. Comfort Inn & Suites Invita­ the team to the NCAA quarter­ tional, Sept. 3 and 4. University of Florida, was teams for the Gainesville Ju­ "We have a very deep, hired to join the University finals. niors Volleyball Club and the Led by a career-high 30 strong and athletic team," of Wisconsin-Milwaukee vol­ Bova was named First Team Avalanche Volleyball Club. kills from Karen Fruit, the Litzau said. "Everybody's leyball team as an assistant AI1-SEC and American Volley­ The Panthers look to the Panthers picked up a 3-1 win better by far, better than coach. ball Coaches Association All- upcoming season with eight over host Northern Illinois, they were last year. But it's a South Region while finishing returning letter winners head­ 30-26, 24-30, 30-24, 30-26. Bova, a native of Milwaukee new team, a new chemistry. and graduate of Divine Savior 13th overall in the nation in ed by Horizon League Player of In the second game of the I'm so proud of them." Holy Angels high school, re­ assists per game as a senior. the Year candidate Karen Fruit Invitational, the Panthers had After their season-open­ place Matt Houk, who took the She is fourth all-time in games in her final season at UWM. to take on seventh-ranked ing win against North Dakota assistant coaching job at the played (450) and fifth in as­ The Panthers won the Horizon Washington and it did not State, the University of Wis­ University of Wisconsin-Green sists (2,843). League regular season cham­ take long for UWM to learn consin-Milwaukee Panthers Bay. The Bova name is not un­ pionship last season, before why they are ranked. did not have much time to Bova comes to UWM with a familiar to the sport of vol­ falling in the championship The Huskies easily han­ soak in the victory. long resume of significant ac­ leyball. Kris has two younger match of the league tourna­ dled the Panthers, 30-15, 30- complishments and qualities. sisters, Jen and Katie. Jen just ment. Just barely 24 hours after 10, 30-21. their game against the Bison, While at Florida, Bova completed her senior season UWM opens their season Fruit was the only Pan­ the Panthers were on their played as a starter on the Ga­ at Purdue and Katie is going Sept. 2 at the Klotsche Cen­ ther in double figures in kills way to DeKalb, 111., for the tors squad all four years of into her junior season at Val­ ter with a match against with with 12. Comfort Inn & Suites Invita­ her eligibility and was named paraiso. All three girls are set­ North Dakota State. 24 September 8,2004 The UWM Post News

WOMEN'S SOCCER PREVIEW Hoosiers steal Success relies on youth

Milwaukee Cup By Ryan Julson, rizon League Newcomer of the against Horizon League op­ Staff Writer Year. ponents snapped by the Uni­ By Bridget Fargen Senior goalkeeper Kerri Graczyk started all 19 versity of Wisconsin-Green Staff Writer St. Aubin stopped two Jack- games and registered a team- Bay and suffered a surprising th Domination has become a rabbits shots to earn the 13 common theme for the Univer­ high seven assists to go along loss to Detroit in the Horizon The University of Wiscon­ shutout of her career. sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee with two goals for 11 points, League semifinal. sin-Milwaukee women's soc­ The Panthers concluded women's soccer team the last tying her for the team lead in The Panthers will also do cer team finished second in the tournament by facing few years. scoring with now junior Eliza­ battle with Indiana, Marquette, the Howard Johnson Milwau­ a tough Indiana University Last year marked the Pan­ beth Chudy. Kansas, Mississippi State, Pur­ kee Cup, Aug. 27-29, after team in the championship thers' fourth straight regular Even though the Panthers due and Wisconsin. splitting their games with game at Engelmann Field. season Horizon League cham­ will have a young team, senior The Panthers know that to South Dakota State and Indi­ Two first half goals by In­ pionship and a fifth straight leadership will not be entirely build on last year's success, ana University. diana's Kim Grodek left UWM appears all but likely accord­ absent. their offense has to improve. The Panthers dominated finding themselves in a 2-0 ing to the league coaches, who Goalkeeper Kerri St. Au­ Last year, the UWM scored South Dakota State, 2-0, in hole by halftime. picked the Panthers as the fa­ bin enters this season ranked just over one goal per game the opening game of the Cup Andrea Kramer scored vorites. second in school history in and did not even score during on Friday, Aug. 27 at Valley UWM's lone goal in the sec­ Success during the 2004 all-time wins with 25 and her their first six games. Field. ond half to make it 2-1 and season will hinge on a young career 0.78 goals against av­ But as the season wore on Junior Andrea Kramer despite heavy pressure on team. With five seniors and six erage ranks her first in UWM the offense became more po­ scored her first collegiate the Hoosier defense, the juniors, freshmen and sopho­ history. tent, which was evident dur­ nd goal in the 52 minute. Tay­ Panthers could not catch up mores will have to play big This year's schedule will ing a six-game winning streak lor Powell secured the vic­ to Indiana's early lead. roles. provide plenty of challenges in which the Panthers scored tory after heading the ball Freshman Pam Shipway The best young gun may for the Panthers and eighth 12 goals and pushed their re­ past South Dakota State goal­ and sophomore Elicia Scaife, year head coach Michael cord over .500. th be sophomore Ginny Graczyk, keeper Jenn Davis in the 74 along with Kramer repre­ who led the freshmen class a Moynihan, who posts an 80- The league as a whole looks minute. sented Milwaukee on the All- season ago. Her performance 44-17 career coaching record to improve as no team had a Tournament team. led her to be named to the at UWM. winning overall record in 2003 2003 Great Lakes Region All- Last year, the Panthers saw and only two had an even .500 Freshman team and as the Ho­ a 21-game unbeaten streak mark. Dance team winners. 2004 Women's Soccer Schedule

Date Opponent Location Score/Time again Thu 08/19/2004 j.Drake (Exhibition) Pes Poines, Iowa T.0-0 By Nick Dettmann Students, in a release on the Fri 08/27/2004 South Dakota State Valley Field (Milwaukee Cup) 2-0 Sports Editor UWM homepage. Sun 08/29/2004 Indiana Enqelmann Field (Milwaukee Cup) UM "We have more talent on Fri 09/03/2004 Kansas Lawrence, Kan. (Jayhawk Tournament) 5:00 PM The winning tradition is this year's team than we have Sun 09/05/2004 Mississippi St. Lawrence, Karr. (Jayhawk Tournament) 12:00 PM continuing for the Univer­ had in the program's his­ Wed 09/08/2004 Marguette Milwaukee, Wis. (Valley Field) 7:00 PM sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee tory," said Nicole Hegge, the Fri 09/10/2004 Boston College Engelmann Field 4:00 PM dance team. squad's coach. "That is not Sun 09/12/2004 DePaul Engelmann Field 4:00 PM After winning the na­ just my opinion; the awards Fri 09/17/2004 Iowa St (ISU Tournament) jAmes, Iowa (ISU Tournament) 7:30 PM tional hip-hop competition we received at camp show Sun 09/19/2004 Creighton (ISU Tournament) Ames, Iowa (ISU Tournament) 12:00 PM that the Universal Dance As­ in January earlier this year, Tue Wis. Green Bay Engelmann Field 4:00 PM sociation thinks so too. I am 09/21/2004 the program was presented Sun Illinois St Normal, III. 12:00 PM expecting great things from 09/26/2004 with a Program Improve­ _Fri 10/01/2004 Youngstown St. Youngstown, Ohio kOO PM ment Award by the Universal this year's team." Sun 10/03/2004 Cleveland St. Cleveland, Ohio 12:00 PM Dance Association earlier in The squad received Sun 10/10/2004 Wright State Dayton, Ohio 12:00 PM August at the Summer Col­ four other awards besides rWecT 10/13/2004 Loyola Chicago, III 7:00 PM lege Dance Camp in Milwau­ the Program Improvement I Sun Butler Engelmann Field 12:00 PM kee. award. They received first 10/17/2004 Thu 10/21/2004 Wisconsin Engelmann Field 3:00 PM The award is a periodic place honors in fight song honor given to a team that competition for the second Sun 10/24/2004 Detroit Engelmann Field 12:00 PM has shown significant im­ straight year and home rou­ Sat 10/30/2004 [Purdue Engelmann Field 2:00 PM provement over the past tine competition for the first Thu 11/04/2004 j Horizon League Championships ITBA TBA several years. time. Fri 11/05/2004 Horizon League Championships ITBA TBA "Thanks to the hard work, For the eighth consecu­ Sat 11/06/2004 Horizon League Championships iTBA_ TBA dedication and persistence tive year, UWM received the Sun 11/07/2004 Horizon League Championships ITBA TBA from the coach and squad superior squad trophy and members over the past the most collegiate award years, the UWM community for a second straight year. has a top-notch, competitive The Panther dance team, PANTHERS dance team program that formerly called Pom Pon brings national recognition Girls, has been active on UWM INTRAMURAL SPORTS to the school," said Tom Mc- campus since 1963, promot­ Ginnity, Assistant Dean of ing campus spirit. PALL 100k SPORT PLAY BEGINS DAY/EVE LOCATION

REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 9 BADMINTON Sept. 13 WOMEN'S CROSS COUNTRY Mon. 7-10:00 pm Englemann REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER IS Freshmen lead way FLAG FOOTBALL Sept.17 Fridays Lincoln Park REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 16 INDOOR SOCCER Sept. 26 or 29 Sun/Wed Klotsche Center for UWM OUTDOOR WMSSOCCER Sept. 23 Thurs Lakefront OUTDOOR MEN'S SOCCER Sept. 24 Friday Lakefront By R.C. Weich III seconds. MEN'S TENNIS Sept. 20 or 21 Mon/Tues Sandburg Courts Staff Writer Elliot Enright finished in WOMEN'S TENNIS Sept. 22 Wed. Sandburg Courts ninth as the next UWM fin­ REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 20 Freshmen Angie Huebner isher and then they recorded COED SOFTBALL Sept. 22 Wed. Lake Park and Holly Nerman finished the 11th through 13th posi­ 1-2 for the University of Wis­ tions. REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 consin-Milwaukee women's Griffin McNulty finished COED VOLLEYBALL Sept. 26 or 29 Sun/Wed Englemann cross country team at the fourth for the women to help WOMEN'S TENNIS March 31 Wed.4-6:00pm Sandburg Courts University of Illinois-Chicago lead a sweep over host UIC, REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 Home Opener Invitational on Chicago State and the Uni­ MEN'S BASKETBALL Sept. 27,28 or 30 Mon/Tues/Th Klotsche Saturday, Sept. 4. versity of Chicago. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Sept. 28 or 30 Tue/Thur Klotsche- Sophomore Justin Gor­ The Panthers will next OPEN VOLLEYBALL Sept. 17 NO DEADLINE Friday 7-9pm Englemann man finished four as UWM's compete on Sept. 18 when top finisher on the men's they compete in the UW-Park- REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS TUESDAY, OCTOBER 12 FLOOR HOCKEY Oct. 18 Mon.7-10:00pm- side, completing the 4.1-mile side Invitational in Kenosha, Englemann course in 21 minutes and 29 Wis. ONE DAY SPECIAL EVENTS

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Spencer in supporting the President's By Robb Manning Staff Writer Editorial Editor With all the talk from Uni­ Black, D-Madison, said in the efforts on national security. versity officials for "creating article that the project will The Republican Party The GOP took some criti­ diversity," it seems contradic­ push up room rates for all stu­ cism regarding the selection Once more University of has become a very com­ Wisconsin-Milwaukee stu­ tory to increase tuition at the dents, in effect raising tuition plex group. It has shown of moderate Republicans*, states' two urban universities. and putting more demand on such as California Gov. Ar­ dents are feeling the pinch in the country both unity and their wallets from the annual Milwaukee and Madison are financial aid. He went on to diversity at the same time. nold Schwarzenegger and two of the few bastions of di­ say the project "will make it a Arizona Sen. John McCain. tuition hikes. More than likely, This was recently displayed parents are feeling the pain as versity in the entire lily-white lot more expensive for kids to during the Republican Na­ Some felt the Republicans state of Wisconsin. get a college education, and it were using moderates to well. It's easy to gripe about tional Convention. The the hikes, but we should re- This begs to question, if will start segregating the kids lineup of keynote speakers both appeal to undecided I were running a university by who comes from a nice at the convention contained voters and to conceal the system, and wanted to create family." (Madison.com. May varying viewpoints on many parties more extreme agen­ diversity within that system, 28, 2004). This doesn't sound social issues but all of them da. I do not completely dis­ would I impose the sharpest much like financial responsi­ united for a strong defense agree with that criticism, but increase in tuition at the two bility, either. and national security. feel it was more importantly universities that have the most I realize that a university I think this bodes well for a display of the diversity of diversity? I don't know, seems needs to have nice facilities the GOP because it demon­ the party. counterproductive to me. in order to attract prospective strates how different people The diversity in the GOP I realize there were budget students, but building these can unite for an important contrasts the Democratic cuts made to the UW system, dorms is spending money that cause, such as national se­ Party, which seems to punish ROBB's and of course everyone is quick they don't have. If they really curity. It reminds me of the dissent among the ranks. It to blame President Bush, state need to spend money for the type of unity we saw follow­ is very hard to find a Demo­ Republicans, or whoever else sake of spending money, I can ing 9/11, when ideology did crat who is pro life or a sup­ RANTS has a (R) next to their name on think of other places that I not matter and we were all porter of tax cuts. And I do ally ask if they are necessary. the ballot. So be it. But, since would rather they spend it be- Americans. Unfortunately not recall any of these types More importantly, are they the partisanship soon broke of Democrats having any im­ smart thing to do? down the harmony our coun­ portant speeches during the If I were running a university system, and try had enjoyed. convention. Wisconsin ranks in the bot­ tom half of the nation in the The unity theme thrived I believe this tip towards wanted to create diversity within that sys­ uniformity is due to rapid number of residents with col­ once again in New York City. lege degrees, according to a tem, would I impose the sharpest increase The Republicans selected infiltration of special inter­ est groups among the party survey conducted by the US several moderate speakers Census Bureau (Madison.com, in tuition at the two universities that have for the convention. Many of ranks. And this movement towards extremism is not June 29, 2004). According to these speakers contrasted the survey, the national aver­ the most diversity?" the party's views on social necessarily unique to the Democratic Party. The Re­ age of people over the age of issues and one did not even sides building more dorms for publican Party has also been 25 that have bachelor's de­ budgets have been cut, the UW belong to the GOP. These grees or better is 27.2 percent. system needs to act with fiscal students that will stop com­ more moderate speakers did See PARTY Bottom of this page Wisconsin's rate is 24.1 per­ responsibility. Unfortunately, ing because they keep raising cent. Not to alarm anyone, but they are not. tuition in order to build more Minnesota is at 32.7 percent, Take for example UW-Madi­ dorms. even with the high population son. They just had a $37 mil­ The UW system likes to Summer Fling of Viking fans. lion, 425-room student dorms talk about the problems such By Victoria Lindsay school starts or the leaves To counter Wisconsin's epi­ approved. Not to be confused as the low number of college Staff Writer begin to change what comes demically low number of col­ with the two additional 600 degrees in Wisconsin, and pro­ next for you and your fling? lege educated residents, the and 800-bed student dorms moting diversity within the Did you have a summer Your fling could leave you powers that be deemed it wise that they also have planned university, but their actions fling? There's something for the west coast or for no to...drum roll, please...raise (Madison.com. June 17, 2004). speakAouder than their words. about summer that makes reason at all. tuition. That'll fix the problem. This doesn't look like fiscal re­ They need to stop raising the everyone hot, and it isn't just Me personally, I start to Now you have your choices sponsibility to me. tuition at the two UW univer­ because of rising tempera­ think about those cold Feb­ narrowed to two: be dumb or Then there is UW-La Crosse, sities that graduate the most tures. We're wearing fewer ruary nights when you wish be broke. where a $22.3 million suite- students, and have the highest clothes; we are unburdened there was a warm body close Another problem with the style dorm was just approved, level of diversity. by cozy wool sweaters and by to snuggle up with un­ tuition hikes is that UWM and amidst controversy of it being knit hats that become our der the covers, someone to UW-Madison were chosen to "extravagant" (Madison.com. staples for most of the school share hot chocolate with and year. More skin is visible, al­ take walks together during a lowing the mind to wander. snowfall. That's my problem A tank top strap slips off a with summer relationships; Focus they never seem to make it to shoulder; a shirt comes off rent debate has an impact on people who can't find jobs no mitten season. Don't get me By Amanda Mitchell during a game of Frisbee. the future. Everything does. wrong, sometimes a summer Staff Writer matter what they do. Or why It isn't just ice cream cones But, why are we making this fling is just what you need. people can't get their teeth and popsicles that make us so important? fixed, since they have no mon­ want to lick our lips during No holds barred, non-com­ "I'm sick and tired of re- Frankly, the stupid com­ ey, and there's no program the summer. mittal things can be great as fighting the Vietnam War...it's mercials from both sides are to help them with that. We The summer fling can be long as you know what you time to move on." are doing. Plus, you can al­ Oh my Lord, thank you starting to irritate me. It's can talk about anything. Just wonderful. It gives you that getting to the point that no something other than the Viet­ rush of excitement of being ways think back to those hot Senator McCain! You've just July nights during the dead said what I've been thinking one knows how to campaign nam War. Let's try and figure with someone new; the com­ without slinging a bit of mud. out some of those other things fort of listening to someone of winter and still feel a little the past couple of months. I tingly. Those lazy summer Okay, so Kerry served. That's and leave the past in the past. else's breathing matching know, someone in the peanut great. We should applaud him days spent in bed with some­ gallery is going to say "those There are more important yours as you fall asleep. It for serving his country. But things in life. one who you really enjoy be­ who do not learn from the makes those sticky nights we shouldn't forget that our Listen to John McCain, just ing around are some of the past are condemned to repeat sticky sweet and those sun­ President was in the military, this once. I'm begging you. shine mornings even bright­ best days. it." But, honestly, there isn't a too. Maybe we can get something er. Flings are breezy and More often then not, a need to rehash something that Can we focus on something done if we quit talking about nonchalant, like margari- summer fling is best left be­ happened over 30 years ago. else for once? Like education; something that we lost. May­ tas, the lack of commitment hind. Fall brings on a whole If you're going to do that, or helping millions of people makes things easier. With a different set of responsibili­ be, just maybe, somebody can you might as well go back and who are below poverty. Or, make a difference if they get fling you generally know the ties that don't normally in­ debate the Revolutionary War, let's try and figure out why end is always near. volve spur of the moment the Vietnam stick out of their or the Civil War, or even the Bush can't pronounce "nucle­ rears. Can we try it? Please? At least until August comes road trips and spending the fall of Rome. I realize the cur­ ar". Or why there are a lot of around. August becomes the afternoon golfing. Seasons danger zone. Depending on change and so do people. when your fling started this What seemed like a good Iraq, and feels his party has in the Democratic Party the is probably around the time idea in June now becomes a PARTY Continued from above abandoned him and the core concerns of special interest that things start to get com­ burden once school starts. beliefs that the party used to groups come before the secu­ fortable, the newness of the Late night trysts seem to heavily influenced by special stand for. He spoke at the con­ rity of the nation. fling has started to wear off a become a chore once you interests, most noticeably the vention about these feelings The members of the Re­ little. You may have stopped are trying to get back on a religious organizations. But of betrayal by the Democratic publican Party may have dif­ school schedule. Plus being wearing the fancy under­ the Republicans have a better Party in regards to the military fering views on issues such as back on campus and getting wear and shaving your legs grasp on the issues that mat­ spending and national securi­ gay marriage and abortion but involved in various activities as often. You don't get gig­ ter most, which is national se­ ty. Miller pointed out that his they understand that nothing allows you to see what else is gly and flushed when' your curity and the war on terror­ breaking point was when Sen. matters more than the security phone rings super late at out there. That's the beauty ism. Tom Daschle and the Demo­ of a fling; once it hits its ex­ of the country. I would love night because you know who This evolution of the par­ cratic Party held up the ap­ to see both parties steer clear it is by now and actually all piration date it's usually not proval of the Department of that painful to part with. ties has left some in the dust. of special interest groups, but you want to do is get some Democratic Senator Zell Miller Homeland Security because that is wishful thinking. How­ sleep. These are signs that Except if you get lucky, of Georgia is one of these peo­ of concerns relating to labor ever we should still demand you should get ready to fling you just might find someone ple. He is a strong supporter union issues and collective our parties put their differ­ your fling. August starts to who will last through mitten of President Bush's stance on bargaining. That instance is ences aside when it comes to beg you for definition. Once season. the war on terrorism and in a clear demonstration of how issues such as our security.

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olumn Boo-birds By Mike Beringer races, the message is, "you're The Bush-Bashing Bandwagon Staff Writer either with us or against us By Erin Leffelman fluential, and the public rarely ing that. It's easy to call for a and nothing you say makes Staff Writer question - or care - where the regime change, but unless you Maybe it is America's a difference." Sounds eerily basis for their ranting and rav­ voted in the last election or strong sports culture or our familiar to the "extremist" Recent polls suggest that ing comes from. It's often just plan on voting in the upcom­ competitive drive to cheer groups we are facing. half of the country supports for publicity, but fans take it ing one, your opinion isn't for our hero, champion, It is disheartening that President Bush, but you'd be as gospel. Living in the lap of valid. or losing team. Along with this unintelligent and ag­ hard pressed to find many luxury, these celebrities aren't It's unfortunate that in cheering our heroes, there gressive stance is now seep­ Bush-supporters around here. exactly in touch with our same this election, voters are being is the universal signal of ing into the voting base it­ One can no longer open a mag­ reality. forced to choose the lesser of displeasure of booing when self. We yell at one another, azine or newspaper, or turn It's easy to call Bush a liar, two evils. There's no doubt things do not go according curse relatives once we find on the TV or attend a concert even though you stood in about it; Bush has flaws. But to plan. I have no problem out they don't agree with us without hearing some politi­ line to see Fahrenheit 9/11, a what president doesn't? No with letting Brett Farve have politically, and boo the "op­ cal statement, usually against movie made by a man who is one will ever agree with every­ it after a poorly executed position" in a large audience Bush. Bush-bashing has be­ known for twisting facts to his thing that a president does. play or after an easy jump when someone simply re­ come the cool thing to do, and advantage; a man who is mak­ Why, though, do people au­ shot missed by our "Dream sponds to a question when it doesn't matter if you have ing millions off of the "every- tomatically assume that John Team" in Athens. Sports are they are being honest. your facts straight, or if you're man" he claims to represent. Kerry will do a better job? entertainment. If the players The Founders of this even a registered voter. It's easy to shout "NO WAR!" President Bush hasn't been do not live up to your expec­ great land feared greatly Being political is about and to hold up signs that say, given the chance to show all tations, then boo away. What the emergence of dominant having opinions, but having "Bring the troops home now". that he is capable of. I do have a problem with is political parties with unlim­ opinions that aren't your own It's easy because you are not Terrorism isn't going to go when Packer fans get upset ited resources to sway and isn't being political, it's being a soldier, a soldier who be- away if we have a new presi­ with other Packer fans when control its voting base. The ignorant. Yes, it sure is easy dent; but if we turn our backs they boo the team, yet no arguments and tactics cur­ to bash our president, but are on it, as we surely will under one raises a hand to protest rently employed by political people Bush-bashing because John Kerry, we will be open to this behavior in modern poli­ groups this election seems they want to or because so more attacks. It's a problem tics. like a "street fight." many others are? that is very real and President Booing in politics is just I hate to say this but I think It's easy to ask, "Why did Bush is addressing it. He is plain disrespectful and un- that maybe the attacks a few Bush knock down the towers?" working for peace, and isn't constructive. Last Wednes­ short years ago were partly because you have to blame peace what we all want? day at the freshman orienta­ successful in the minds of someone, right? This question You can sport your anti- tion, comedian Aisha Tyler's the terrorists. Yes, America was first asked by Jadakiss, a Bush T-shirts and bumper response to a question as does have an uncanny ability rapper whose other lyrics in­ stickers, and you can laugh at to whom she was planning to respond to a disaster, but clude "Why niggaz can't get your long list of "Bushisms", to vote for was met with ap­ if I were one in a cave now, no jobs" and "Why my buzz in but in doing so, you're add­ plause and booing. As the I would love nothing more LA. ain't like it is in New York." ing to the reasons why much applause flowed and the that to see the political situ­ Young people listen to this, The [1-Spot of the world hates us. We were boo-birds were circling, she ation in America right now. um, music, and then ask their born in the most privileged plainly said she loves Ameri­ The American Electorate be­ friends, "Why did Bush knock lieves in what you are doing, country there is, and we live ca and anyone can have their lieving that a vote for "this" down the towers?" Of course, even though you are 7,000 under a Democracy in which own opinion, "so boo away, I party is a vote for Osama or intelligent people know that miles from your loved ones we put our president where don't care." believing that the current Bush wasn't responsible for and have to sleep on a cot and he is today. Where is our pa­ To me it was somewhat President is a "terrorist" at the 9/11 attacks. He was just eat in a mess hall every day triotism, our respect? By bash­ disheartening, not just in home by not allowing seniors the one who had the unfortu­ while you face the constant ing our president so badly, we correlation to this single to buy drugs from Canada is nate job of dealing with the threat of injury or death. It's are yet again broadcasting our event, but to the entire po­ just plain ridiculous. aftermath. easy because you were not ignorance, our cockiness, and litical process in America it­ Booing sets a bad prec­ Even if you're not into rap, born an Iraqi. You were never our stupidity to the rest of the self. I'm sure she didn't have edent to the newest voters you're sure to look up to some under the rule of Saddam Hus­ world. her feelings hurt. At that on this campus: our fresh­ celebrity Bush-basher. Ben Af­ sein, and you have never had You don't have to support particular moment, I just men. This is not how poli­ fleck. P. Diddy. Dave Matthews. to worry about encountering a Bush, but form your own opin­ wanted to know if those who tics should be conducted. Bruce Springsteen. Susan Sa- suicide bomber on your way ions. And if you don't plan on were laughing a minute ago, Jeering in a serious discus­ randon. The list goes on and to school or the market. using your voice where it truly but now booing, had a com­ sion or booing someone for on. How many of these celebri­ It's easy to protest, but matters- through your vote- pletely different opinion of their opinion is not how seri­ ties actually use the vote that where is it getting you? Band­ for God's sake, stop talking, her. Was she now "not so fun­ ous issues are hashed out. It is given them? We can't know ing together for good rather because while talk has always ny?" I didn't hear any boos just makes both sides more for sure, but one thing is cer­ than for hatred will you get been cheap, these days it's when she stated she finished agitated. As long as we do it tain: celebrities are mighty in­ you further, but no one is try­ practically worthless. her degree in government. amongst ourselves, the po­ Nevertheless, in that room of litical parties are free to do mostly freshmen, the boos it also. Save the booing and came out when she honestly jeering for teams oppos­ Happy Birthday! answered she would like to ing the Panthers this fall. By Jason Dusenske everything. How many peo­ guys who all seem to have the "see Bush go." Did the boo- After this election, we need Staff Writer ple can say that? How many same interests ("hehe, I like to ers now think less of her? It to have constructive debate people can say that and not be party!"), and waking up feel­ seems so. about the issues at the grass­ Do you know what today is? lying? How many people can ing like they were hit by an ice As with everyone else in roots level. It's your twenty-first birthday! say that in French? cream truck. the past year or so, I'm no We can do one of two It's time to celebrate, it's time There are some people What's an upcoming birth­ stranger to political discus­ things: become divided as to have fun, and most impor­ these principles shouldn't day celebrator to do? It turns sions and deep disagree­ the terrorists planned or do tantly, it's time to GET REALLY apply to. Believe it or not, out that there are others op­ ments with this year's is­ what those who attacked us DRUNK AND THROW UP AND once every couple of thou­ tions. I've sampled a small sues. Though I have my fear the most: listen to each HAVE A HANGOVER AND FOR­ sand twenty-first birthdays, portion of the University of own political thoughts and other and find a solution to GET EVERYTHING! the honoree is actually some­ Wisconsin - Milwaukee stu­ convictions, I am not sid­ our problems. I wish every­ But why? Why is the twen­ one who has never illegally dent body, and gathered some ing with either side of the one could see that some is­ ty-first birthday steeped with drank alcohol before the legal ideas for healthier, easier to fence in writing this article. sues are not political in na­ such ludicrous tradition? Why age. These people should eel- remember, and cheaper ways I even play the devil's advo­ ture. I know the booing and is it required that you go out to celebrate the BIG TWO-ONE. cate when I'm in a discussion jeering will not stop until and get so inebriated that any GET REALLY DRUNK As always, I encourage you to with others who downright months after the election, fun you may actually have is exercise any sort of brain pow­ hate the other side. What I do but I do hope that there will lost on your obliterated mem­ AND THROW UP er you have and invent your believe is that both sides of be a serious calm after the ory? When young adults turn own method, then suggest it the political divide are deep­ storm, some reconciliation, eighteen, they don't go out AND HAVE A HANG­ to a friend! ly guilty of not only booing, and voters who will tell their and abuse their voting privi­ *Don't be a conformist. Ev­ but also not even listening to representatives, "enough," lege, do they? Of course not, OVER AND FORGET erybody knows this is the cool each other. Be it in Congress, just like parents who tell two because there aren't that many thing to do, and what better State Assemblies, or local siblings to "knock it off." elections anyway. So that's a EVERYTHING! way to avoid those uncool, completely worthless analogy. trendy trends than to shun the The point here, future alco­ ebrate! They should go out biggest college tradition in the at all! Blow off the caffeine, go ahead and do it. But just hol consumers, is that there and they should get complete­ books? Your peers will respect reject the sure-fire boost because your friends badger are always other alternatives to ly wasted. They have they you for your individuality. of sugar, and experience you, and insist on getting getting hyper-sloshed on your earned the privilege after ab­ Complement this option by first-time withdrawal from you "totally $&A@! major birthday. I, for one, recently staining for countless years, wearing revolutionary acces­ something as harmless as a drunk oh my god!" doesn't celebrated my twenty-first in unlike some of their peers. sories like box-frame glasses vitamin. Don't forget - pre­ mean you have to. Do what a very non-traditional sense. And if they get so wrecked on or getting a tattoo in the small scriptions, illegal drugs, and you want, but don't give in to Did I consume liquor? Most their birthday that they regret of your back. And if you want adrenaline are all no-no's stupid college bullroar. certainly. Was I with many the experience, there's a good to be laughed at wear a base­ too! And I think I speak for ev­ friends, sampling products chance they won't get sucked ball cap with the brim swung Lastly, you could just be eryone when I say quit com­ from a variety of vendors? In­ into the bar scene, wasting slightly sideways. yourself. If the mood strikes plaining about your hang­ deed, I was. But at the end of hundreds of dollars on drinks *Get anti-drunk! Don't just you to go out, go ahead and over. It's your own damn the night, I climbed into bed they could prepare at home avoid alcohol on your twenty- do it. If you want to stay fault, so shut up. feeling pretty awesome. And for a fraction of the price, first birthday - avoid any sort home stuffing your face with Welcome back everyone - the next day, I remembered meeting skanky girls or loser of mood-changing substance Oreos and playing Tekken 2, Have a great first few weeks! 28 September 8,2004

olumn Rappers and Dead Poets faff Damn, baby girl, By Michael Smith Tupac was also one to be culture during his time. Now what's your sign?" Staff Writer bone chilling. He often fore­ high-brow society claims him. shadowed his own death, As for Shawn Carter (Jay-Z), we Carpe Diem! Those are pro­ actually prophesizing about know that he's a fixture in pop fessor Keating's words to his dying at a young age. He was culture. Maybe he could join The infallible follies of students in Dead Poets Society. 25 when he was murdered. the high brows someday; he Ever see it? When you think His artistry is marked by an certainly has the catalogue to Milwaukee's bar scene of great, deceased poets, I'm extraordinary ability to elicit do so. sure it's the proverbial ones emotions. Listening to Tupac • Jay's Girls, Girls, Girls song -Shakespeare, Hughes, Dickin­ was often cathartic for me, be­ could become a comical play By Elizabeth Fealey sponded, grinning playfully son. The hip-hop culture also cause he conveyed so many about courtship. D'evils is Staff Writer as not to upset a possible has theirs -Tupac, Biggie, Big different levels of comedy, somewhat like Shakespeare's customer, "I'm seeing some­ Pun. compassion, rage, and anger The Tempest, a play about the Ah, weekends—a lovely one." I was thinking, maybe one in his work. corruption of power. D'evils time to get out and enjoy I expected his face to drop day, say a hundred years from Blake and Tupac were multi- could be turned into a politi­ the nightlife—time to hit the and for his groping arm to now America's dead poets so­ talented guys: Blake was an in­ cal play about the trappings of scene, get drunk and get laid. leave my side, but instead, ciety -meaning not just hip- novative engraver, a poet and capitalistic society. Such is the story of many he pulled me closer. "Girl, if hop's -will include KRS-ONE, painter; Tupac was an actor, an Both men are also known of the twenty-something's I was your man I would take Rakim, Scarface, as well as the exceptional rapper, and also, a for their business acumen, or that mill about campus dur­ you out\" he shouted into my aforementioned three. Imag­ poet in the traditional sense. love for the dough. ing the gloomy work week; ear, ignoring my wince of ine text books that feature His poetry was published, Shakespeare didn't care there's a certain tension in pain. I smiled, nodded and iHsi those cats right along with the about his work being pub­ the air on Thursday morn­ waited for him to play his greats Angelou, Poe, Blake and Maybe one day, lished because there was no ing, and the rat race seems a ace. "If you were with me I so on. money in it; he was more con­ little less trifle. would pay for everything, you could order anything Imagine a professor like Ke­ cerned about ticket sales. He That is, unless, you are America's dead you wanted, anything on ating using the words of rap­ became the richest man in his like me, and whittle your the menu....even a STEAK!" pers to inspire. W§M hometown. weekends away working in poets society will At this point he looked over Some of hip-hop's geniuses Jay, instead of searching the. bar scene. In that case include KRS-ONE, for a record deal when break­ those three lovely nights of at me with an ear to ear grin are actually similar to some and open arms in anticipa­ of the canonized greats^ Let's ing into the record industry, potential sex sessions and Rakim and Scarface, opted to start his own label. binge drinking are instead tion that I will fall into them draw comparisons between in a deep swoon. Tupac and William Blake, a Jay-Z has so many business jam packed with drink or­ guy that lived during the 18th as well as Angelou, ventures going on right now ders; sweaty, crumpled mon­ Why is it that men seem century. Both are noted for that his money runs like a wa­ ey; the occasional inappro­ to think that bragging about their mysticism, intellectual Poe and Blake. terfall, really. No, really. priate grab and of course, what they can provide is the capacity and thought provok­ Dead poets society, what a the lamest pick up lines the key to any woman's heart or ing works. Blake was so far posthumously. Through their concept right? Yeah, I can see Midwest has to offer. -more realistically- pants? out, that he developed and artistry, these two men spoke it. A hundred years from now Allow me to set the scene So a guy tells me, "Oh, when dabbled with the notion of for the poor and disenfran­ my son's kids' grandkids will for the beginners out there, I take you out, you can or­ adding his own chapter to the chised. be perusing a text book about unaccustomed to the ranti- der what ever you want," Bible via his art. He depicted How about this compari­ poets where the cover reads: pole wonders of bar life. It oh baby, please don't stop, and illustrated his visions of son -Jay-Z and Shakespeare? Jay-Z, Shakespeare, Tupac, is usually a dark, damp, nar­ I can't believe that I can or­ der anything on the menu! ill heaven and hell too. An eerie Many people don't know that and William Blake. row building, crammed full guy, right? Shakespeare was a part of pop of men and women alike, all Where have you been all my dressed to impress -though life?! loose morals, as opposed to Honestly, what kind of olumn tight-fitting pants will ulti­ a guy says that to someone mately be the deciding fac­ and expects a serious and tor when determining how positive reaction? I'll tell HOW did it fCCl? Living in the shadow of terrorism much regret there will be in you what kind—the drunk the morning. Garrulous men kind. This is the guy who is By Ali Dadpay "Did you hear the news?" "Yes, he added that the Bank would dressed in loud print button plugging away at life: he has Staff Writer how ridiculous!" and Ridicu­ carry on. Next he opened the up blouses sheer with the his "style"—a metallic-look­ lous it was. I do not know how floor to questions. The first sheen of sweat line the wall ing three inch thick chain Summer internships are ex­ you feel about globalization ones were from mothers ask­ and the bar, ready to assault that reeks of cheap costume citing and interesting; you can and the role of international ing about the child care cen­ the first unsuspecting wom­ jewelry; he's got money— network, meet new people, organizations in it, but people ters. For the first time that day an to cross their path. from the 7 dollar an hour and make progress in your who work here have a sense I felt the chill. What have chil­ It's a meat market, and job he works thirty hours a studies and profession. They of pride and honor that they dren done to deserve this? through there are plenty week, and he's got his ego— also give you the opportunity are working to fight poverty. I looked around the room of women to choose from, boosted from all the dollar to learn something new and Many of them spend a good and saw people from every­ there's always a wayward cans of PBR he's been guz­ deal of time going to corners where. Women and men from soul who decides to hit on zling down. itiwmt experience some undiscov­ ered aspects of life. of world, advising govern­ every country that you can the only people who aren't What he lacks no amount Sometime we get more than ment, assessing the situation, think of. Asians, Americans, drinking, those on the clock. of booze can disguise: class. we bargained for, as I did dur­ arranging for loans and con­ South Americans, Europeans, As a weekend worker and so­ Money, jewelry or liquor, in ing my summer internship. ducting research. They be­ Africans, Arabs and Indians. ber witness to these pathetic the long run, is not what is Our institute made it to the lieve they are making a better All colors of humanity were attempts at getting laid, I can needed to successfully im­ headlines not because of any world and they do not consid­ there. Maybe the threat was a testify to this stupidity. press a girl; all that's really business related news, but er themselves bonded to one phony, maybe somebody was One night, I happened to needed is a little tact and because new intelligence - specific country. They are an feeding the media the old in­ be casually conversing with taste, especially when your which later turn out to have a international community; race telligence to keep the public a few people when a small­ target is the only sober one four years lag - revealed that and nationality do not matter excited, maybe.... But there ish young man was violently in the bar. That means a Al Qaede was planning to tar­ here. They felt that the whole was one certain thing, the clotheslined by my apparent certain degree of charm is get financial institutions in thing was a bad joke. mind that can think of attack­ beauty.') Taking an exagger­ required—talking about oth­ the United States. Work started like always, ing such a collection of human ated step back and rubbing er things besides her great The threat level was raised people were shouting joking­ hopes for a better world must his beady eyes—an obnox­ knockers or her nice ass is to orange; and as always, anal­ ly: "Don't they know I have a be sick. Very sick. ious attempt at clownish a great start. Try to realize ysis and commentaries filled deadline to meet! I had better The world certainly has flattery- he gave me a good, that she is working and don't the air and media. Among the get to work." It was announced changed, and violence has long once over. When his read too much into her laugh potential targets they men­ that there would be a general become a second nature to eyes finally locked mine I or smile, because in the end tioned were International meeting with the president some. I was sitting among gulped, sensing that conver­ you are just a customer and Monetary Fund and the World of the Bank, Mr. Wolfensohn. these different people who got sation with this man will be your pathetic pick up lines bank, which is where I was in­ There were a few hundred together to make a difference unavoidable, and most likely will be a joke she tells to her terning. people in the meeting hall. for a better world. I could not unpleasant. Bobbing his roommates the next morn­ Fortunately the news broke The president started cheer­ possibly understand what one head to some unheard tune, ing. on a Sunday, when I wasn't at fully, telling the audience that can accomplish by attacking he strutted over to me, all If this pitiful scene con­ .work. Unfortunately, Monday he was happy to see so many them. I still can't. Such threats the while smiling and licking jures up cloudy images of was going to be a working day people there to welcome him just make people more deter­ his thin pale, lips. "Dang," your last weekend, let me anyway, bomb or no bomb. F back from his vacation. That mined. It makes them more he said, wrapping a boney give you some free advice: if was thinking that I had to take caused a good laugh. He gave resolute to have a better world, 14-year old boy arm around you are going to be the slop­ a back up of my files, just in us an update, then talk of more because obviously we do not my waist, "you are so fine! py drunk, your best bet is to case. security measures and checks. have the prefect one yet. And You gotta man, baby doll?" keep your mouth shut, your Nothing was changed, it was Assurance after assurance. the perfect one will not just be His dark eyes flashed and bling bling with your Hal­ the usual security, but then in Even secretary of treasury a free one, but also it will be a his nostrils flared as I squea­ loween costume and your 50 work everybody was asking: had stopped by Monday morn­ just world, a fair one worthy mishly wriggled out from his dollar paycheck in your wal­ ing to express support. Then of human beings. brittle embrace. "Yes," I re­ let. www.uwmpost.com News uwmpost.com September 8,2004 29

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Public Relations interns are responsible for assisting PR staff with game-night media services. Responsibilities include post-game player and coach interviews, compiling post-game quotes for media distribution, writing of the post-game statistical notes, delivering statistical information to media, assisting the stat crew and press room host with pre-and post-game courtside setup and take down. General office functions on non-game days might also be available. BOOKS FOR SALE Applicants should have strong customer service skills, a general knowledge of basketball and good writing/editing skills (include 2 writing samples). "INTRIGUE 101 AT MARQUETTE UNIVERSITY" Sales and Marketing interns serve as the game night front-line liaisons between the organization and the general public Specific responsibilities include providing critical customer service; dissemination of ticket and promotional information; conducting in-arena marketing and promotions;and helping the sales and by Richard Foregger marketing staff heighten fan awareness on all levels. General office functions on non game-days are also available. Available at bookstores

With approval from your college or university,the internships may apply towards course credit. Students wishing to apply for the Sales and Marketing Internship should express their interest in writing to: Milwaukee Bucks, 1001 N. Fourth Street, Sigma Alpha LambdJ^s a National Leader­ Milwaukee, Wl 53203. Students wishing to apply for the Public Relations Internship should express their interest in writing to: Milwaukee Bucks Public Relations, 3501 ship and Honors~0rga*iization recognizing South Lake Drive, Milwaukee, Wl 53207. A resume and cover letter are preferred. academic achievement and focusing on service and mentoring in the community. All applicants must be available for all pre-season, regular season, and post-season games in the Bradley Center. All positions are excellent opportunities to gain With over 40 chapters across the country, invaluable experience in professional sports. Sales & Marketing applications will be Sigma Alpha Lambda is seeking motivated accepted through October 6,2004. Public Relations applications are accepted until September 15,2004. Public Relations interviews wil take place in late September, students to assist in starting a local chapter with the internships scheduled to begin in early October. Sales & Marketing interviews (3.0 GPA Required). Contact: Rob Miner at will take place in early October, with the internships beginning in mid-October. [email protected] The UWM Post News 30 September 8,2004

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