Baby Unicorn By Matthew Millard and Zarine Lansmith

Characters: Baby Unicorn Wolf Owl King Gold Queen Emily Guard Baby Dragon Gargoyle

Scene 1: (Jungle. At rise, BABY UNICORN is alone) WOLF: Mmm. I want to eat that unicorn. (Licks lips) OWL: Me too! BABY UNICORN: Where am I? I've been walking for hours. (OWL attacks BABY UNICORN) Missed me! WOLF: Here, let me try. I'd never miss my chance. (WOLF attacks) BABY UNICORN: You can't even catch a baby unicorn. You are I don't know the word. OWL: (Attacks one more time) I've got you now! (Lands on BABY UNICORN) UNICORN: Ew, I grow bigger. OWL: I can't hold anymore! (Drops) BABY UNICORN: Aaah, ooof. Wow, that was a soft landing. QUEEN EMILY: (Gasps) What a delightful baby. KING GOLD: Who? When? Where? How? QUEEN EMILY: Under the pillow. KING GOLD: Which pillow? There are 100 pillows. QUEEN EMILY: See the one with the horn? KING GOLD: (Picks up BABY UNICORN) Why don't we take care of the baby? QUEEN EMILY: Yes yes yes yes! OWL: (Goes back to the forest) Darn that unicorn. (QUEEN EMILY, KING GOLD, and BABY UNICORN go to the castle) QUEEN EMILY: Where and why are you here? BABY UNICORN: I'm magical. Everyone wants me and I didn't come here, I was taken here. KING GOLD: Taken by who? BABY UNICORN: An owl. KING GOLD: Why would an owl want a unicorn? BABY UNICORN: It wants to eat me and be magical. (Boom! Wolf breaks window) WOLF: Time to eat that unicorn!! QUEEN EMILY: I have no idea what just happened, but I think that wolf is going to eat that unicorn! KING GOLD: Not on my watch! Guard!! GUARD: Aaaaaah! QUEEN EMILY: I don't think your guards worked! KING GOLD: I'm just going to hide in the corner. (Hides in corner) QUEEN EMILY: (Sighs) Guards, bring out the dragon! WOLF: Say what? (BABY DRAGON comes out) WOLF: Ah! How cute. BABY DRAGON: Haha! (Fire comes out) WOLF: Aaaah! Run away! (WOLF goes back through window) BABY DRAGON: Ooo! A new friend! BABY UNICORN: Yeah! We friends! (OWL breaks through window) OWL: Time to get that unicorn. QUEEN EMILY: Why do animals break our windows? KING GOLD: I have no idea! (BABY DRAGON breaths fire at OWL) OWL: Fly away! BABY UNICORN: Protect me please? QUEEN EMILY: Okay, we'll do it! KING GOLD: Okay? (GRIFFIN claws OWL and feeds babies back at nest) BABY DRAGON: That was easy. UNICORN: Easy peasy lemon squeesy. (Squeesy lemons) UNICORN/ BABY DRAGON: Sour. BABY UNICORN: How about an orange instead? DRAGON: Fruit orange or a color? BABY UNICORN: Whoops! BABY DRAGON: What? (ORANGE breaks roof) DRAGON: How's the orange alive? UNICORN: My accident spell. KING GOLD: What are we going to do? (BABY DRAGON burst fire) BABY UNICORN: Not bad, me use magic. (Points horn at ORANGE and floor, all of the sudden things are back to normal) QUEEN EMILY: Thank you, thank you! (GARGOYLE comes through door) KING GOLD: Finally, someone comes through the door. BABY UNICORN: Those are gargoyles! QUEEN EMILY: Say what? BABY UNICORN/ BABY DRAGON: Gargoyles! GARGOYLES: Take over the castle! (GARGOYLES come through all of the windows) KING GOLD: Really? GARGOYLE: Yay, duh! (GARGOYLE closes the window) QUEEN EMILY: What are we going to do? BABY UNICORN: Mystical griffin egg. QUEEN EMILY: Mystical griffin egg? Well I did see a griffin. BABY UNICORN: Get in the portal. KING GOLD: What portal? Oh, that portal. (Everyone gets into the portal.) Where are we? QUEEN EMILY: Shh, the griffins are sleeping. To be continued…