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| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art that just want to have fun with no commit- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | ▼ INQUISITIONS It’s ironic that the muzzle is coming out now. entries are a form of political speech. “I don’t ment,’�” he says. “But those girls don’t exist, For the past year or so, Gelin’s blogging has see how they can force anyone to ID them- even in the business.” Instead, he saw the same COURTHOUSE BLOG slowed due to family duties and boredom. But selves as the author of a political article,” says male-female song and dance playing out back- when he was firing on all cylinders, JAA Blog Russell Cormican. “I think it’s tantamount to stage in porn as in the straight world: Guys UNDER INVESTIGATION peeled back the lid on the day-to-day mechanics them sending a letter asking, ‘Bill, are you wanted to run around with a lot of partners; RETALIATION FROM A SUBJECT of the courthouse. Besides offering opinion and a member of the Communist Party?’�” girls wanted to lock down a single provider. WHO’S BEEN SKEWERED? insight, the blog also held judges accountable — The Florida Bar’s Francine Walker tells New “I started reading a lot on human mat- BY KYLE SWENSON even keeping a running count on the days they Times the organization cannot comment on ing, evolutionary psychology, and then ince 2006, attorney and courthouse weren’t working or publicizing their early exits. ongoing investigations. She noted that the bar cultural anthropology and then taking the muckraker William “Bill” Gelin has Obviously, putting the judiciary on blast didn’t can open its own cases against its members. “All theory and applying the practice to what been shaking up the judiciary on his earn the blog a lot of friends at the courthouse. of our cases do not have to be opened by sworn I learned through working in the business popularS site JAA Blog. Whether sounding off “If you go back over the many years of it, affidavit,” she says. “The Bar has the ability to over a decade,” he says, waxing brainiac. about potential corruption and racism in the there have been a lot of extremely power- open cases based on information we’ve received Pounder left the business in 2010, but his courthouse ruling class or even about its work ful people that we’ve knocked down multiple or even information we’ve seen in the media.” impressions didn’t go to waste. This summer, New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm

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ennis Keith Rodman, grinning and crumpled in a cramped lawn chair, flicks a half-smoked Romeo y Julieta cigar and declares that if it were possible, he’d fuck the world. He’s drunk on Estonian vodka and has plans to get drunker. He laughs maniacally, and his thoughts are scat- Dtershot: In a matter of minutes, conversation hops from Indonesia to blowjobs in Milwaukee to the merits of a home improvement shop on Oakland Park Boulevard — possibly Lowe’s; Rodman isn’t specific. It’s a Thursday afternoon, and the imme- diate environment, a lushly decayed backyard off Biscayne Boulevard in Miami, has begun to spin something fierce. He grips the sides of the lawn chair. “Listen to this music,” the 51-year-old says. Pearl Jam’s 1998 hit “Wishlist” plays on a nearby Android phone, and Rodman grooves to it, strumming an air guitar. “Eddie Vedder is an entrepreneur of love. Me New Times Broward-palm B each and Eddie’s favorite thing to talk about is life. But for me, it’s not fun. It’s difficult. Every day is difficult.” Gathered around the table are three strangers, who murmur agree- ment. First there’s the blond Miami drag queen Elaine Lancaster, who owns the place and says the former Chicago Bulls star is in South Florida for her. MIAMI NEW TIMES Then there’s the barrel-chested and dreadlocked Mike Bradley, who speaks in a deep and resonant timbre and says he “just clicks” with Rodman. And finally, there’s Trishy Trish. She’s petite and sandy-haired, with small, sad eyes. No one is quite sure where Trishy Trish comes from, her occupation, or her real last name. To Rodman, she has one main responsibility: to provide constant companionship. He calls her at all hours, and when she picks up, Rodman sometimes doesn’t say a word. He just listens. Rodman is now discussing how MySpace came into existence. “My friend M

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Trishy Trish, sipping vodka and smoking a Parliament menthol, coos encourage- une ment. The drag queen follows suit, calling him “Baby.” “I get emotional,” Rodman 5, 2013 confesses, and everyone nods. “And it sucks. Steve Jobs was a sick man. He was XX, 2008 sick. And he came back and made Apple again. He did everything for Apple. And I think, When you achieve a lot of shit in life, what’s left?... Drinking and fucking girls. I like that shit. I do it every goddamn day. That’s my job.” >> p8

7 7 Reinventing Rodman from p7 Top: Trishy Trish shares a tumultuous relationship with Dennis Rodman but An hour later, the liter of Estonian vodka cares for him deeply. Bottom: Miami drag is nearly gone. In the failing light, Rod- queen Elaine Lancaster has known Rodman man sits motionless, long legs crossed, and for three decades. tugs at his clothing. He wears a brown and purple plaid shirt, unbuttoned to reveal a nis’ mother... She just wasn’t a good mom.” white wifebeater stretched across his taut Then came the first of many miracles. Den-

miaminewtimes.com frame. A glittered baseball cap glows atop his nis was 19 years old, five-foot-11, and pushing a browardpalmbeach.com shortly cropped hair, which is flecked with broom at the Dallas airport when he sprouted gray. The air is clouded with smoke from nine inches in a little more than a year. Shir- another freshly lit Romeo y Julieta. A fresh ley Rodman, a devout Christian, perceived stogie rests on the table, and a drink sloshes God’s hand. What else could explain it? in Rodman’s glass. He has time to talk. “It scared him, and it scared me,” recalls “Do your job,” he abruptly Shirley, now 73 and still living in Dallas. “No-

ts | o N te ts tells Trishy Trish. body could understand that kind of growth. “What’s my job?” the 41-year-old asks. Afterward, Dennis just withdrew. He was “To be stupid!” he bellows and doubles an introvert and just so horribly, horribly over laughing. His entourage joins in. shy. He was always an overly sensitive man, “Whoo!” Rodman yells, howling along and back then, he wanted to have a different with Eddie Vedder in the song “Dissident.” personality... He lived in a fantasy world.” “There you go! C’mon! This is awesome!” Basketball, at least for a time, fulfilled Rodman and Bradley sink into a conversa- that fantasy. Though he had never played tion concerning Rodman’s children. “It’s my on his high school’s varsity team, there was ews | pulp c y | N ews son’s birthday today, and I missed it,” Rod- still a possibility he could compete in col- man whispers with sudden melancholy. “For Monica McGivern lege. Standing six-foot-eight, he squeaked the last five years, I’ve missed it. It sucks. He’s onto the squad at Southeastern Oklahoma my smallest son. My kids don’t give a shit, but State University, nestled in Durant, then I do. They hate me because of who I am.” a rural, backward town of 6,000 inhabit- At this moment, weeks after he became ants. “They’d tell me: ‘Get your black ass out

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t Korean dictator Kim Jong Un — whom wrote in his 1996 book, Bad as I Wanna Be. he declared a “friend for life” — a lot of Rodman remolded himself, earned a reputa- people hate Dennis Rodman. Before and tion as a workout fanatic, and netted accolade after a disastrous interview with news- after accolade, bringing in three consecutive caster George Stephanopoulos, in which All-American nods at Southeastern. But he the NBA Hall of Famer effusively praised sank deeper into reserve. While his mother fret- the autocrat, criticism rained down. ted over what that meant, the scouts saw only “Rodman’s pal sends three gen- raw talent. In 1986, the Pistons snapped him erations of prisoners’ families to die in up, selecting him with the 27th overall pick. concentration camps,” Anderson Coo- “Then everything changed,” per tweeted. “Wake up, Rodman!” Shirley Rodman says. The New York Times called Rodman’s Rodman’s NBA career followed the same exploits “reckless behavior.” In an inter- pattern as his dramatic growth. His first season view with NBC News, Secretary of State was slow. He averaged only 6.5 points and four | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art John Kerry said, “Dennis Rodman was rebounds per game. He also disappointed in a great basketball player. And as a diplo- the second season. But then came a meteoric mat, he is a great basketball player.” transition. In his fourth and fifth years, he won It went from bad to worse. In March, Kim the NBA’s Defensive Player of the Year award. Jong Un threatened to turn Washington, In his sixth and seventh seasons, his rebound

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | D.C., into a “sea of fire.” Vowing to send his average exploded to more than 18 per game. enemies “to the bottom of the sea as they run Michele Eve / Splash News / Newscom Rodman perfected the craft of rebound- wild like wolves,” the young leader warned dress to a book signing (where he married was 13 years old. It was so weird; here I am ing. Lighter and several inches shorter that Guam, an American territory, was within himself ). But now, as Rodman settles again into this young kid, and my best friend is this than most men working the boards, he striking distance. Soon after, Defense Sec- obscurity, the question is: What the hell’s next? NBA player who loves doing what I do.” didn’t use brute force to pile on the num- retary Chuck Hagel said North Korea pre- But the childlike exuberance belied a pro- bers. “What people don’t remember about sented a “real and clear danger” and deployed ennis Rodman and a 13-year-old subur- found sadness rooted in Rodman’s past. Grow- Dennis is how smart he was,” says best missile defenses to the American island ban white kid named Peter Ginopolis ing up the oldest child in a fatherless apartment friend Floyd Raglin, who manages a Mi- fewer than 2,100 miles from Pyongyang. D jostled a small TV set inside a New York in a Dallas housing project called Oak Cliff, he ami Beach sports marketing firm. “He Americans sought explanation for the sud- City hotel room and hollered at the screen. suffered relentless schoolyard taunts. He was a could hear the ping off the rim and know MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm den bellicosity, and some had an answer: Den- They clutched Nintendo controllers, sticky homely child. His ears stuck out, and his body exactly where that ball was gonna drop.” nis Rodman, the unofficial “U.S. ambassador to with palm sweat. It was 1987, Rodman’s second slithered back and forth when he played pin- One night soon after, however, Rodman’s North Korea.” Rodman’s Twitter feed exploded year in the NBA. He was 25 years old, mak- ball, earning him the moniker “Worm,” which depression caught up with him. On an April with animosity — “Dennis Rodman Sparks Nu- ing $160,000 in salary, and bereft of tattoos, has stuck with him since. When Rodman was night in 1993, he parked his pickup truck at clear Holocaust #futureheadlines” — and in the earrings, and attitude — just another bench- still a boy, his dad, Philander Rodman, aban- the Palace of Auburn Hills, where the Pis- span of one month, he’d gone from a washed- warmer on the championship-bound Detroit doned the family; he went on to father 29 chil- tons played. He cradled a rifle for hours, he

XX, 2008 XX, up hoops star haunting Hallandale Beach strip Pistons. Earlier that day, the Pistons had de- dren and live in the Philippines. “I was 28, with writes in Bad as I Wanna Be, contemplating

5, 2013 5, clubs to the most controversial athlete on the feated the Knicks, and some of his teammates three kids, working three to four jobs,” Rod- whether to pull the trigger. In a sense, he did.

ONTH planet. He surfed the international current to had gone clubbing. But Rodman abhorred man’s mother, Shirley, tells New Times. “And my When Rodman emerged in the early morn- une the Vatican in a failed campaign to elect a black drinking and clammed up around strangers. husband just threw us aside. Dennis never un- ing, he says, he’d murdered his shyness.

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ay His confounding resurgence represents haired ball boy, plowed through a pizza a mom and a dad. And I did the best I could.” explains a dramatic metamorphosis. His mar-

M yet one more Rodman rebound in a life full of and played Nintendo, which Rodman took For Rodman, that wasn’t good enough. riage to Annie had collapsed — “cheating,” ONTH

M them. He’s conquered extreme poverty, crip- with him to every away game. “He was re- She was austere and unloving, he says. Rod- she says — and Rodman demanded a trade, pling insecurity, NBA giants, and American ally, really good,” says Ginopolis, today a man’s first wife, Annie Rodman, agrees: landing with the San Antonio Spurs, where pop culture. He’s married model after model, private wealth manager near Detroit. “But “She put him down a lot. She never gave him his hair took on the hues of snow cones. He dyed his hair neon colors, and worn a wedding it was like I was dealing with someone who praise. I have nothing good to say about Den- went on to play with the Chicago >> p10 88 browardpalmbeach.com Discover Deals on the Go! | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s

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Bulls, winning three championships with Michael Jordan. In the Windy City, Rodman was all braggadocio: a fixture at late-night parties studded with stars. He dated Ma- donna for two months and married Baywatch star Carmen Electra for six. He pierced his

miaminewtimes.com face. He became someone else entirely. browardpalmbeach.com Some friends and relatives say this transformation represents the tragedy of Dennis Rodman. They loved his gentleness. “[He was] innocent, shy, cute,” says Annie Rodman, today a corrections officer living outside Sacramento. “Deep down [what he

ts | o N te ts has become] isn’t him, but fame is the devil to him. He’s been swallowed up by it.” Something else also swallowed Rodman. “It’s like The Nutty Professor,” says Gigi Pe- terson, a raven-haired beauty and Rodman’s longtime girlfriend. “Professor Klump was an introvert and felt unworthy. Then he invented this potion to make him thin, and Buddy Love came to town. For Dennis, alcohol is that potion. ews | pulp c y | N ews And Buddy Love can go to hell. Because one day soon, Buddy Love will kill Professor Klump.”

he year before Dennis Rodman agreed to go to North Korea, he spent after- noons presiding over a half-empty Launce Rake

ge | Night+ dA T Cheetah Gentlemen’s Club off Hallandale Rodman spends his time in public with drink in hand and surrounded by women.

A The t Beach Boulevard. There, he’d wedge a Ro- meo y Julieta between his long fingers, tilt she was young. From age 10 to 19, she didn’t But then came yet another re- back a tumbler of vodka or Jägermeister, speak to him. “I had to grow a thick skin, and invention of Dennis Rodman. Pulp and deploy one of three often-used phrases I didn’t want people to feel bad for me. But Vice Media, a Brooklyn-based company to whomever came within orbit. “Do one I got a lot of negative things growing up.” that publishes the magazine Vice, wanted thing.” “Love is good.” “Do your job.” Today, Rodman rarely sees any of his four to fly Michael Jordan to North Korea to A typical Rodman binge lasts three manic children. This past December, an Orange promote what it called “basketball diplo- days, says Trishy Trish, who says she spends County judge ordered him to pay $500,000 in macy.” (Kim Jong Un’s mercurial father, Kim almost every night with him. (It’s unclear support to ex-wife Michelle Rodman of Costa Jong Il, was a big NBA fan during his days when Rodman has time to squeeze in Peter- Mesa, California — even threatening jail, ac- at the nation’s helm. According to a 2006 son and other paramours.) The two met in cording to the Los Angeles Times. His attorney, San Diego Union-Tribune exposé, the elder 2011. “We had sex the first night,” she says. Linnea Willis, tells New Times Rodman is now Kim, like many Americans, wanted to be Ever since, their antics have become rou- making his payments to Michelle and their like Mike. The five-foot-three dictator built NBA-regulation-sized courts in every palace, | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art tine: With Trishy Trish in tow, Rodman goes two children. “I’m not saying he never paid to Grand Lux Café outside Aventura Mall, [his child support],” she says. “But he made a plopped a Michael Jordan-signed basketball where he sits in sunglasses dark as the abyss lot of those payments, just not through child in a glass case at his Museum of International and heckles patrons. Or they’re off to Ocean services.” In court documents, Willis said Rod- Understanding, and invited His Airness to Manor on Galt Ocean Drive in Fort Lauder- man was “extremely sick,” had diminishing Pyongyang in the mid-1990s. He declined.) dale before settling once more at Cheetah. marketability, and “cannot afford additional And he did this time too. So Shane

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | Afterward, in the morning light, Rodman fees,” the Los Angeles Times reported. Smith, cofounder of Vice Media, called perches outside a Starbucks at 191st Street For years, Rodman owed $50,000 every Rodman. The plan was apparently to send and Biscayne Boulevard and lights a fresh month in child support, according to court Rodman and three Harlem Globetrotters stogie. “He comes early,” a pretty Starbucks filings in Broward County. “But that’s 50 to Pyongyang, where the newly minted barista says. “And he’s usually drunk.” grand, and even during someone’s best dictator would, perhaps, open up. “We go to, like, five places and that’s it,” days, who can pay that much money?” says Rodman didn’t speak with New Times explains Trishy Trish, wearing a jean skirt and Vanessa Prieto, Rodman’s Fort Lauderdale about his North Korea visit beyond calling tank top on a recent afternoon of vodka sodas attorney. “Now he pays $3,500 per month.” himself a “peacemaker.” But his best buddy, and Camel menthols at O’Malley’s Ocean Pub The drama pummeled Rodman. At his 2012 Floyd Raglin, remembers all the details. on Hollywood Beach. “We like to stay local.” Hall of Fame acceptance speech, he openly Raglin first met Rodman 30 years ago and MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm After a night of partying, Rodman hits the wept. “I have one regret,” he said, voice gut- is considered the one in the entourage who gym for “detox,” she says. He almost exclu- tural and pained. “I wish I was a better father.” knows him best. Before Rodman left for sively attends Equinox, a workout facility on “He used to cry every night we’d go out,” North Korea, he called Raglin, a blue-eyed the third floor of Aventura Mall, and does says Trishy Trish, who cares for him deeply, and powerfully built former Miami Dolphin. pushups in the sauna for hours. Only then, after though they have a combustible relationship. “He had no idea who Kim Jong Un was,” he’s sweated out all the booze, can Rodman rest “Anything can make him cry, but it’s usually Raglin recalls. “He just thought he was going

XX, 2008 XX, at his Aventura condo, Trishy Trish says. “After always about his kids. It’s like he doesn’t realize to play basketball with the Globetrotters.”

5, 2013 5, I make a big old dinner, we sleep for days. The he’s not the only one with a fucked-up past.” The last week in February, Rodman

ONTH television is always on. He’s sober for days. But His vulnerability, however, has made for great boarded a plane cluttered with luggage, doz- une then he starts looking out the windows and television. Producers have continually slot- ens of North Koreans, and the Globetrotters.

30-J gets cabin fever. And once he’s out again, he ted him on the reality-show circuit, and in the Twenty-four hours later, wearing cobalt-blue XX–M ay starts drinking. What else is there really to do?” past decade he’s appeared on Celebrity Rehab, sweatpants and a Polo Ralph Lauren hat, he M This frenzied lifestyle has come at a cost. Celebrity Apprentice, and Celebrity Mole, where landed at the Pyongyang airport. “It’s my ONTH

M Rodman’s 24-year-old daughter, Alexis, has he won $220,000 in 2004. Indeed, no job has first time, and I think it’s most of these guys’ only recently patched up her relationship been too small for Rodman: He flew to Sofia, first time here,” Rodman told the Associated with him. She says other children teased the capital of Bulgaria, earlier this year to guest- Press amid a bedlam of flashing cameras her about Rodman’s eccentricities when star on that country’s incarnation of Mole. and giggling North Korean dignitaries. “So 1010 browardpalmbeach.com

hopefully everything’s going to be OK.” this report from Human Rights Watch” about Cardinal Peter Turkson of Ghana, Rodman each other for 30 years, and “Dennis will do miaminewtimes.com While staying at the Koryo Hotel — the North Korea, Stephanopoulos said, push- was perplexed. “From Africa, right?” he anything — anything — for Elaine,” Bright nicest accommodations in Pyongyang — he ing paper at Rodman. “Ask some questions asked. Rodman’s Irish sponsor, Paddy Power, says. Many of Rodman’s outlandish outfits called Gigi Peterson. “He said he’d chosen about that. You might learn a lot more.” had arranged for him to ride through town originate with Lancaster. “He just loves the not to play basketball, period,” she says. “So Rodman laughed. “Either way, do one in a Mercedes popemobile. (The vehicle attention,” Lancaster explains. “And he gets when he went back to his room, he went to thing: Don’t hate me. Don’t hate me.” was delayed by snow in Northern Italy, so jealous if someone else around him gets it.” sleep. Then, in the middle of the night, he got That day, Rodman’s schedule had Rodman rode it a day later than planned.) Which rarely happens. a knock at the door, and when he answered been booked with national interviews, When Rodman arrived home from his Rodman arrived at Balans Café on Bis- it, there were guards, and they were armed. Bright said. They were all canceled. adventures, he was exhausted and didn’t want cayne Boulevard that Thursday at Lan- His first thought was, Oh, fuck. I’m going to see anyone, his friend Bright says. Only his caster’s urging. Empty Corona bottles and

to be arrested for not playing! But he was ays passed. Things got weirder. As daughter Alexis, who visited him that week, discarded glasses perspiring with melted | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | only being summoned to see little Kim.” the world’s eyes turned toward the got any time with the athlete. “He’s com- ice soon populated the table, one of the few | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC The next day, Rodman donned black D Vatican in mid-March, Rodman, pletely different when he’s not in public,” she occupied at the small restaurant. Around clothes and a dark pair of shades. As the wearing a flower-print blazer, suddenly says. “He’s normal. It’s a beautiful thing... But the table sat Lancaster, Trishy Trish, Mike Globetrotters played, he eased into a red- materialized in Saint Peter’s Square. As car- he’s built up a tower of drinking and craziness, Bradley, Bradley’s brown-haired wife, and cushioned chair beside one of the world’s dinals from around the globe pondered who and it’s so high that now he can’t come down.” Rodman. The onetime rebounding cham- most mysterious leaders in one of its most would follow Pope Benedict, Rodman was On a Thursday afternoon soon after, pion wore white Reebok basketball pants, totalitarian countries. As the audience ostensibly advocating for a black pope. But the Miami drag queen Elaine Lancaster Chuck Taylors, and burgundy socks. cheered, the two men made friends. when the Associated Press asked him about called Rodman for lunch. They’ve known “Excuse me, miss?” he yelled at >> p12 The state-controlled Korean Central News Agency reported the scene thusly: “Rodman said with excitement that he found his impressive Pyongyang visit quite satisfactory. He added that Korean people are his friends and, in particular, he consid- ers Marshal Kim Jong Un a close friend.” The afterparty unfurled that night inside a white banquet hall, where Rodman, wearing a pink tie, joked with Kim Jong Un through an interpreter as if they were bowling bud- dies. Rodman guzzled expensive booze as if it were Gatorade. At one point during the meal, he bent way down and hugged the autocrat. When Rodman left the reclu- sive nation soon after that dinner, he had no idea what awaited him.

hen you said you loved Kim and think he’s awesome, were W [you] aware of his threats on the United States and his regime’s hor- rendous record on human rights?” news- caster George Stephanopoulos asked. It was the morning of March 3, the Sun- day after Rodman had returned, and in the bright lights of the ABC studio in New

York City, the athlete turned wan. (“He NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH was blitzed — absolutely fucking blitzed,” says AJ Bright, one of Rodman’s advisers. “We wondered whether we should can- cel, but decided to let him go on. He had no business being on a political show.”)

Wearing a lavender scarf and a MIAMI NEW TIMES blazer printed with dollar signs, Rod- man pressed his hands together. “He doesn’t want war,” Rodman sputtered. “He said he wants to destroy FRIDAY, the United States,” Stephanopou- los pressed, expression severe. AUGUST 2 • 9PM “He loves power,” Rodman explained. “He loves control because of his, uh, you know, his TICKETS ON SALE JUNE 2ND! dad. But he’s a great guy. Just a great guy.” “A great guy who puts 200,000 people in prison camps?” M ONTH “Guess what, we have presidents M

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miaminewtimes.com smirked at the waitress, who giggled uncom- browardpalmbeach.com fortably. Soon after, Rodman lost interest in the table’s banter. A visitor asked him how long he’d lived in Miami. “It doesn’t matter,” said Rodman, who untangled his impos- sibly long legs to stand. He then espied a dark-haired man charming a pretty woman

ts | o N te ts in the parking lot. The sight of this pleased Rodman. “Just fuck him already!” Rodman yelled, and everyone laughed. “Fuck him!” The bill was paid, and Rodman climbed into Lancaster’s silver SUV. They headed for her house near NE 73rd Street and Biscayne. Trishy Trish sat in the back. She’d been annoying him all day. One of his friends had called her a bitch, and this Photo courtesy of the Dunn Family ews | pulp c y | N ews made Rodman wary of his bedmate. Rodman wore a sad, distant expression Rodman’s first child was daughter Alexis. “Do one thing, Trish: Shut up,” Rod- and wasn’t particularly interested in conver- man growled after arriving at Lan- sation with the young woman. He asked a amassed both fortune and relevance just caster’s. “Quit being a bitch.” burly, gray-haired photographer to stop snap- by living out his own strange caricature. “What am I doing?” she asked. ping his picture, and bouncers erected a wall His buddy Flaglin has another expla- “You want to be the boss!” Rodman yelled. of chairs to separate him from other guests. nation. “It’s because he’s bored. When

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t eyes weren’t discernible behind the In the past two months, he’s received more partied with all the stars, made mov- dark sunglasses. “Write this, please. of it than he has in a decade. After North Korea, ies, what’s there left for him to do?” Please write it.” He then glowered at he was hammered with interview requests. In Adds Gigi Peterson: “Dennis can- Trishy Trish, who said, “Write it.” late March, Newsweek splashed a Buzz Biss- not hide. One time he told me: ‘You know “Why are you mad at me?” inger opinion piece on its e-cover headlined, why I drink? Because the moment I step she asked, weeping. “Did Dennis Rodman Just Change the World?” out these doors, I have to entertain. And “Say you’re sorry,” Rodman commanded. Over the next few days, communicating exclu- I don’t feel like doing it. I’m trapped.’ ” “I’m sorry.” sively through Trishy Trish, he abruptly can- It’s true, even at obscure South Florida “Not like that,” Rodman celed several appointments with New Times. In locations where he thinks he’s safe — such said. “Say you’re sorry.” early April, he called off a late-night meeting at as Cheetah in Hallandale Beach. At 11:30 “I’m sorry.” a club in Aventura. Then, Trishy Trish texted p.m. last Tuesday, Rodman emerged from “Guess what?” Rodman said. “She’s New Times to meet him at P.F. Ch ang’s in Aven- the strip club. A stunning 20-something a bitch. I don’t give a rat’s ass.” tura at 1:30 p.m., adding in an additional mes- on his arm giggled while he smoked “Why am I a bitch?” Trishy Trish sage: “$10,000.” That day, she called at 1:05 p.m. a cigar. His driver was late, and Rod- | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art asked. “You just stress me the fuck out. I’m “He won’t be coming,” she said. “I don’t man grimaced. He wore white Reebok tired. Every week has been like this!” know where we’re going, just somewhere athletic pants and red shoes. His hair Crying, Trishy Trish disappeared be- else. Dennis’ time is very valuable.” was still dyed blond from New York. hind Lancaster’s house, but she returned There’s certainly competition for it. A tall man approached him, but the former minutes later smoking a cigarette. Donald Trump soon came calling for the basketball star declined conversation, instead

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | “Dennis is a fucking asshole!” she season finale of Celebrity Apprentice. On an extending a large paw for a fist bump. “Do screamed. “You guys try spending 24 hours earlier episode of the New York City-based your job,” Rodman said and turned away. a fucking day for a fucking month with him. reality TV show, Trump — who shares a A taxi approached Cheetah, and Rod- See what kind of mood you’re in. Don’t close Twitter relationship with Rodman and man at first thought it was for him. But take it personally, Dennis, but you’re a lot praises his North Korea trip — described two venture-capitalist types got out and of stress. You have a lot of emotion. I need a Rodman as a tale of redemption but fired began laughing. “Dennis, I love you, man,” straitjacket probably. And who made you this him for misspelling the name of his wife, one said. “Can I get your picture?” way, Dennis? Who marketed you? You did!” Melania. (Gigi Peterson, who was then shar- Rodman’s face tightened, but he acqui- Rodman, looking at the white siding of ing a hotel room with Rodman, said he was esced to two photos. “It doesn’t embarrass Lancaster’s house, was quiet for a long mo- devastated after the televised termination.) you, does it?” one of them asked. The two

MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI ment. “You know what?” he said. “She’s In New York, the cameras never stopped. men disappeared into Cheetah but imme- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm right. How about that? She’s right. And that’s Strutting on the Celebrity Apprentice red carpet, diately deleted their pictures of Rodman. why people love me around the world.” Rodman wore heavy blue eye shadow and a “He’s a private person,” one of them said. blond Mohawk. Friend Floyd Raglin contends Outside, Rodman picked up an orange y the time Rodman arrived at the Los Rodman had talks with Sports Illustrated, traffic cone and yelled into it. “Hey, every- Vegas strip club on an overcast Sunday which the New York Post reported is planning a body!” he screeched. “This is Cheetah!”

XX, 2008 XX, afternoon later that week, the techno cover story about him. According to an article in The young woman laughed at the buf-

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ONTH become impossible. That was fine by him. He at his 52nd birthday party, which he threw at a up. “What’s up, white guy?” Rodman said to une was in his favorite flower-print blazer, and strip club called Cheetahs near Times Square. the driver, and climbed into the SUV. Slowly,

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▼ Stage Out of Africa A Kenyan playwright explores his country’s darkest practices. BY JOHN THOMASON | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | Stage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C aafrica is the kind of | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | work that could get The chief (Archie) a playwright killed and one of his wives (Hart): Discomfort. in a less enlightened country. It doesn’t just upset an apple cart of tradition prac- Wticed in 28 nations — it uproots the cart and smashes the apples, revealing the rot- ten cores and razor blades tucked inside. Written by Nick Mwaluko, a transgender, Kenyan-born journalist, playwright, and LGBT activist, Waafrica is an impassioned howl of rage directed at the barbaric practice of female genital circumcision and Kenya’s regressive, militant stance toward gays and lesbians. It was penned in 2005 but is enjoy- ing something of a world premiere at Fort Lauderdale’s Thinking Cap Theatre, that rare company provocative enough to stage it. It’s set in a rural Kenyan village in 1992. Makeba Pace plays Awino, a young woman, dressed in a Western man’s clothes, who for the past seven months has been shack- ing up in a kraal with Bobby (Kim Ehly), a Peace Corps volunteer from an afflu- Nicole Stodard ent family and the only Caucasian per- the immediate capacity to raise awareness One of Thinking Cap’s signature qualities son in the vicinity. This doesn’t sit well and change lives. But from a dramaturgical as a company is its scrappily affecting atmo- with Awino’s father (John Archie), who perspective, it could use some work. The sphere — the vivid ambiance Stodard is able to also happens to be chief of the village. dialogue is hampered by the occasional arch create with simple means. There’s not much In Kenya, same-sex relationships are passage, particularly from Bobby; perhaps of this in the first act ofWaafrica , and Collins’ worse than sinful: According to the Kenya Mwaluko had trouble capturing the ca- desert-like set design, with its un-rock-like rock Human Rights Commission, 89 percent of dences and personality of the show’s only formations, is merely perfunctory. But the har- LGBTI people who come out to their families white character. She’s subjected, at times, to rowing second act is another story. A military are disowned, and few are able to survive in speaking in stilted poetry verses, making her raid on Awino and Bobby’s kraal is presented the workplace once their orientation becomes sound even more like an alien in a strange as a darkened invasion of three manic flash- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH public. For Awino, the 90 minutes of Waaf- land. It just doesn’t work, though Ehly’s light beams, complemented by a soundscape New Times Broward-palm B each rica present her with a perpetual struggle: performance never falters, because she’s of rain, barking dogs, and the piercing noise follow her heart at the expense of centuries an accomplished actress who makes us feel of shattered glass, broken furniture, and other of customs or repress who she really is and everything she’s feeling onstage — the many indications of a pillage. Bobby then shares the remain a devout member of her tribe. The shades of anger, frustration, love, and lust that story of the ransacking while leaning against chief faces a similar quandary as he sees his manifest, in some cases, within a single scene. the back of the stage under Stefanie Howard’s daughter grow ever more distanced and West- Pace, meanwhile, delivers a moving dim lighting, suggestive of a CIA black site ernized in her dress and attitudes: Should and multifaceted performance as a young or a police interrogation room. It’s awfully he cling to tradition or accept progress? girl swinging like a pendulum between uncomfortable and uncomfortably awful, but There are no easy solutions to these ex- impossible choices. But the actress, who is it’s only the preamble for what’s to come. istential dilemmas, and Mwaluko doesn’t straight, could be a lot more comfortable in There are moments in Waafrica that bristle pretend to offer them. As a crusading re- her intimate moments with Ehly, who does with universality. Almost anyone, from any cul- porter who has written about gay issues most of the heavy lifting in the love scenes. ture, can relate to the familial conflicts created for Reuters News Agency, the Huffington Perhaps as the show’s run continues, she’ll by parents who cannot accept the lives their Post, and other media outlets, Mwaluko is grow more accustomed to this challenge. children have chosen. But Western audiences an authority on the subject, and Waafrica The rest of the cast is flawless. As always, should be grateful for the actions they don’t has the effect of documentary reportage it’s a pleasure to watch Archie inhabit his understand in Waafrica. Genital mutilation, shaped into fiction. As a result, it makes for character like a second skin. From his probing child marriage, and government-sanctioned M ONTH unsettling, uncompromising gestalt theater. eyes down to his walking stick, which he jabs persecution of homosexuals don’t happen M

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in graphic detail, along with explanations of his daughter, he exudes unimpeachable bodily terrorism that other cultures consider 30-J of some of Kenya’s most disturbing prac- eminence. A couple of scenes later, he’s just a way of life. Waafrica is not a perfect play, but ONTH tices, like plural marriage to child brides. as convincing as a pathetic old man, bowing in this sobering production, if it encourages une Waafrica is not devoid of humor, but then to one of his wives (Carey Brianna Hart) for just one person to take action on these issues, 5, 2013 again, neither is Schindler’s List. The prevail- permission to wed a “beautiful” 7-year-old it’s worth not only seeing but also cherishing. XX, 2008 ing emotion here is discomfort: Be prepared girl. Hart, Renee Elizabeth Turner, and Ste- to squirm in your seat more than once as phon Duncan play the chief’s three brides, [email protected] your empathetic triggers are activated. all of them memorable in smallish parts and From a sociopolitical standpoint, Waafrica all bedecked in lovely traditional African Waafrica Through June 9 at Thinking Cap Theatre at Empire is one of the most vital, visceral experiences clothing and loud jewelry tailored by direc- Stage, 1140 N. Flagler Drive, Fort Lauderdale; you’ll encounter on a stage all year. It has tor Nicole Stodard and Chastity Collins. 954-678-1496; thinkingcaptheatre.com. 17 17 There’s one detail missing in this snapshot Gerwig’s of a wobbly time in a young woman’s life: “Modern Love”: ▼ Film sex. No one expects torrid love scenes from Get her to the Baumbach, but it’s disappointing that a movie church on time. so alive to its central character basically coughs and looks the other way whenever the subject might arise (which it barely does). The New In the Baumbach world, sex is an embarrass- ing thing to be gotten through. Does it have to browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com be that way in the It Girl Frances world too? THERE’S Then again, Here’s to Frances Ha, ONE DETAIL maybe it’s a relief not quite a real person MISSING IN THIS that Frances Ha isn’t as assertively yet. BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK SNAPSHOT OF ts | o N te ts frank, in the “Look, ew York is a cruel and beautiful A WOBBLY TIME ma, no shame!” place, just as 27 is a cruel and IN A YOUNG way, as Girls. And beautiful age. In Frances Ha, WOMAN’S LIFE: this is partly Ger- Greta Gerwig plays a woman SEX. wig’s vision too. who’s feeling the weight of both. No other movie NFrances is an aspiring dancer who has reached has allowed her to display her colors like the age when “aspiring” really means not cut- this. Frances is a little dizzy and frequently ting it. Life with her best friend and roommate, maddening, but Gerwig is precise in de- ews | pulp c y | N ews Sophie (Mickey Sumner), has taken on the dull lineating the character’s loopiness: Her glow of old cutlery swiped from the college Pine District, LLC lines always hit just behind the beat. dining hall — “We’re the lesbian couple that wig, will always be a personal, if not outright lined with vinyl LPs, where she takes an over- In the most memorable sequence, Fran- doesn’t have sex anymore,” Frances observes. autobiographical, filmmaker. But here he’s priced room with friends Benji and Lev (Mi- ces makes up an impromptu street ballet to

Night+ dA When Sophie moves out to live with found the sweet spot between being personal chael Zegen and the ubiquitous Adam Driver). David Bowie’s “Modern Love,” executing her boyfriend, Frances finds herself adrift, and taking everything personally. Margot at Frances moves from here to there without crosswalk jetés and curbside pirouettes.

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t situations that aren’t quite right. She has brated with neuroses and hurt feelings, while ways a cellophane layer of wistfulness behind spirit counts for something, and you can no job and no resources: Encountering a Frances Ha shows a new lightness of touch. her optimism. When you want things you almost see cartoon sparks flying from her transaction that requires a credit card, which Gerwig, maybe, has freed something in him. can’t name, how do you search for them? feet. Frances may feel — as you could at 27, she doesn’t have, she blurts out, “I’m so Shot digitally on the fly, its New York streets In between packing up and moving on, 47, or 67, anytime the planets align against embarrassed — I’m not a real person yet.” rendered in satiny black-and-white, Frances Frances watches in dismay as Sophie burrows you — that all the magic of her younger At what age does one become a real person? Ha is a patchwork of details that constitute a more deeply into life with her boyfriend, the self has somehow drained away. But the There isn’t really an answer, butFrances Ha sort of dating manual — not one that tells you kind of guy who wears “pre-distressed base- hopefulness of Frances, and of Frances captures the spirit of those times in life when how to meet hot guys, but one that fortifies you ball hats.” Frances goes to dinner parties with Ha, is a constant. There’s new magic com- you don’t know what the hell you’re doing, against all the crap you have to deal with as a sophisticated grownups, where she spins out ing — it simply has to catch up with her. when even the simplest things — an OK place young person in love with a city that doesn’t giddy soliloquies that make everyone look to live, a job that pays a living wage, a com- always love you back. Gerwig and Baumbach at her as if she has two heads. She somehow [email protected] panion who gets what you’re going through dot the movie with title cards, giving the exact finances a 48-hour trip to Paris and savors, in — seem desperately out of reach. Frances Ha addresses of the places where the jobless, no- her shambling, awkward way, every fleeting Frances Ha Starring Greta Gerwig, Mickey Sumner,

Art | s | Art film | music dish may be director Noah Baumbach’s tenderest madic Frances alights. There’s the cozy place minute of it. And finally, she lands a job that | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Michael Zegen, Adam Driver, and Patrick movie, at least among his most recent ones. in Brooklyn’s Clinton Hill she shares with So- doesn’t preclude her aspiration to dance but Heusinger. Written by Noah Baumbach Baumbach, who co-wrote the film with Ger- phie, and the hip-kid Chinatown pad, its walls perhaps nudges it in a more realistic direction. and Greta Gerwig. 88 minutes. Rated R.

▼ NEW IN FILM dorsal fins than your average stegosaurus. With- and dissolved. Philip (Pierce Brosnan) and Ida youth in particular. The picture opens in the sub- out conspicuously meaning to, Kon-Tiki raises a (Trine Dyrholm) are given a wholly unnecessary urbs just outside Paris in 1971, among a group of Kon-Tiki question that remains ticklish among explorers meet-cute (she crashes her car into his) on the way teenaged students still energized by the explo- ould you sign on for three months in and filmmakers both: Who, finally, gets the from Denmark to Italy, where Philip’s son is marry- sive student and worker protests of May 1968. shark-infested waters on a tippy raft credit? At the climax, the hero galumphs proudly ing Ida’s daughter. As extended family joins, the The movie’s better and more descriptive French under a captain who can’t swim? ashore in Polynesia — with the sailors who risked film veers from the dramatic (Ida has breast cancer, title is Après mai (“After May”): These kids came WThe shrewdest joke in the sure-fire Kon-Tiki — a their lives staggering along behind. Does heroism and her husband has left her) to the comic (the along too late for the most exciting part of the film about Thor Heyerdahl’s 4,000-mile South always have to mean hogging the frame once husband arrives, floozy in tow) to the farcical and revolution but have no way of knowing it. Pacific expedition to prove that ocean-faring In- within reach of the loving cup? As usual, posterity back again. Formulaic despite its trespasses, Love They’re still in the moment, throwing Molotov cans could have settled Tahiti — is that practically gets the last laugh: Most anthropologists today Is All You Need leaves the lingering sensation that cocktails in the direction of a better future. Our New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW every character Heyerdahl meets can’t wait to think Heyerdahl was wrong about the settlement more fun could have been had if the film cut loose first glimpse of Laure (Carol Combes), the sort- join his suicide trip. Codirectors Joachim Rønning of Polynesia. Won an Oscar, though. DAVID KIPEN and lived a little, as its central characters ultimately of girlfriend of the lead, Gilles (Clément Mé- and Espen Sandberg have scared up the kroner learn. Its strongest moments come when Bier ex- tayer), is of her tripping down a verdant country to make a handsome Norwegian feature about Love Is All You Need ceeds the expectations of the genre, as glimpsed in road in a gauzy granny dress and flat, delicate Heyerdahl’s 1947 journey — and, rather than risk a ome things are charming about European an incorrigibly narcissistic aunt (Paprika Steen) or a sandals; it’s less like a standard movie shot than

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Venice | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | La Cucina Veneziana offers a few seats, a few ingredients, and a lot of Italian passion. BY ZACHARY FAGENSON abio Cracco describes his specials the way a swooning grandmother gushes over a new grandchild. His hands make sweeping cir- cular motions as he explains Fhow meaty, salty cubes of speck — an Ital- ian ham made with pork shoulder — and pungent Gorgonzola cheese together cre- ate a simple yet rich sauce that perfectly complements al dente penne ($16.80). He lays his hands flat on his chest when de- CandaceWest.com scribing how a fillet of red snapper ($22) In a thick yet high-pitched Italian ac- called Panaretto about a half-hour’s travel Addictive dishes burst with bright, rich flavors. tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C is pan-seared. He then scrunches his face cent, Cracco explains that he was born into from Venice in 1996 and 1997. Soon after, he and puckers his lips into a kiss, explaining a Venetian family “where food was not only pulled up roots and crossed the Atlantic to the first 23 years of my life, every Sun- how bright-tasting lemon and olive oil are a need but a pleasure too. I was always with cook aboard private yachts in the Caribbean. day morning at 11 a.m., I had to be home drizzled atop the succulent fillet moments my mother and father in the kitchen. They The private chef work brought Cracco and with [him] eating mussels,” Cracco says. before it hits the table. He smiles and nods were both into cooking. What I learned Fort Lauderdale together. Here, “I can find ev- “At 43 years old, I’m still doing it, every with delight whenever a special is ordered. from my parents is what I cook here.” erything I’m used to using: the mushrooms, the Sunday, with my wife and daughter.” Cracco stands about six feet tall, with Venice is in northern Italy, atop the Adriatic different salamis, the different cheeses from Cracco acknowledges his restaurant is a thin face, shiny black hair, and narrow Sea right where “the boot” flares. Its cuisine Sardinia,” he says, “and I like the weather.” one of hundreds of faceless Italian eater- rectangular glasses. He wears a white waist- is far different from the red-sauced dishes He was part owner of another Panaretto, a ies strewn across Broward County, and if to-floor apron and crisp black chef’s coat. most Americans equate with Italian food. The pizza place on 17th Street in Fort Lauderdale, there is to be any hope of success, he says, His restaurant, La Cucina Veneziana, is a lit- “knowledge of [Italian] food here comes from but sold his share to partners in late 2012. He he must develop a following of locals and tle less handsome. The unimpressive, 35-seat New York originally,” Cracco says. “If you look opened his new venture in early March. Dur- break free of the rat race restaurants run space on the first floor of an office building is at immigration after the war in Italy, where you ing lunch and dinner, during high and low tourism seasons. surrounded on all sides by windows. Beyond lived determined where you went. Immigrants two assistants on the “I go to each table to explain the menu,” one wall lies an interior office corridor. A flat- from Naples and the south, where red sauce “SOMETIMES floor and one more he says. “If you want something that’s not NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH screen television hangs in a corner, silently reigns, headed for New York. The people from WITH FOOD, in the kitchen help on the menu and not on the [specials] board, New Times Broward-palm B each broadcasting CNN. Past the dining room’s dark Northern Italy, Cracco says, instead made their YOU DON’T Cracco ensure ser- I’ll make it if I have the ingredients.” wood tables and stainless-steel chairs lies a way to countries like Venezuela and Argentina. vice is smooth and Like his specials, Cracco’s house-made partly open kitchen adjacent to a refrigerated All’anitra ($17.50) is the perfect dish to NEED TO GET courteous. Guests are desserts are available in limited quanti- display case. But inside that, there is beauty, highlight those differences. The pasta and CRAZY; YOU never left wanting for ties. One night, the torta della nonna ($5) in the form of Italian salumis and berry- duck ragout begins by slow-cooking a whole NEED TO a beverage refill or a is lemon. A creamy layer of sweet-sour covered tarts dusted with powdered sugar. bird in its own fat until the meat falls from the START WITH sprinkling of fresh, citrus custard sits inside a flaky butter The nondescript space looks like just bone — no less than four hours. The juicy, del- QUALITY.” grated Parmesan yet crust. A dusting of powdered sugar adds a basic joint for a hurried bite, but small icately flavored flesh is tossed with only spa- never feel as though a snowy allure to each slice without be- clues hint that there’s more going on here. ghetti and Parmigiano Reggiano, not a tomato anyone other than Fabio is taking care of them. ing overly sweet. Once every slice of the During a weekday lunch, the perpetual or a drop of red sauce in sight. How Cracco The menu is simple, though high-priced tart is gone, it’s off the menu. The follow- click click click of Cracco beating eggs (for develops such depth of flavor with so few for the modest surroundings. A pair of ap- ing night’s diners may be offered a similar his carbonara sauce) doubles as background ingredients is both a mystery and a delight. petizers accompanies a handful of salads tart made with fresh berries, a strawberry music. On a Friday night, he holds the door “It’s simple,” he says. “Sometimes with and several pasta options. There are a few bread pudding, or a semifreddo: a fro- for little gray-haired ladies as the restau- food, you don’t need to get crazy; you need familiar, Southern Italian options such as a zen mousse atop an amaretto cookie. rant empties. Each one receives a kiss on to start with quality.” He fills the pantry spicy amatriciana ($15.50) with bacon, fresh La Cucina Veneziana sets a high bar for the cheek followed by a wide smile and a with protein from the nearby Pompano tomato marinara, and crushed red pep- Broward’s Italian restaurants, but its secret is slight bow as she makes her way toward her Meat & Fish Market and vegetables from per. Bruschetta make up a large part of the its unabashed simplicity. That wonderful duck M ONTH car. Most amazingly, he turns out addictive nationwide distributor Restaurant Depot. menu: Ciabatta bread is sliced into narrow ragout pasta? It’s served on a plastic plate. M

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A serve-yourself taps and a wide selection of t craft beers, the place has gained a steady fol- lowing of admirers, who pack themselves in on busy Friday and Saturday nights. And they’ve decided to step things up a notch by bringing in Curt Hicken as ex- ecutive chef. Since taking over, Hicken has revamped the menu by switching to mak- ing everything in-house, from scratch. And he’s instituted some new weekly specials. A graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, Hicken spent time working for well-known establishments like Houston’s and Grand Lux. Although he lived here for a | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film period of time about two and a half years ago, he relocated from Manhattan back in January. Hicken describes his cuisine as global: a gastropubby, tapas style of food. “I like to find something fresh and take it from there,” he says. “I like working with the best ingredients I can find.” Since coming onboard, he’s already made some changes to the menu. He’s added new dishes such as flatbreads ($11 to $15), including Thai chicken and truffle funghi portobello and shiitake; mini seafood tacos ($13); and pikliz — a spicy Haitian slaw — and pulled pork tostones ($12). An extensive weekend brunch has also

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André 3000. BY LIZ TRACY | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | arlier this year, Big Boi did a lette shit.” And lately, André has been super- series of interviews, and every busy shaving that pretty mug and reviving single one seemed to involve his preppy clothing line, Benjamin Bixby. He’s a Big Boi. He a nosy reporter asking about He and Kanye are the reason young hip- can go it alone. the thing that hip-hop-heads hoppers are dressing like your grandfather. Ehave been praying for since 2006’s Idlewild: But Big Boi is keeping it real. He won’t let “When will there be an Outkast reunion?” André force straw hats on his head. So soft. According to many reports, it seems like 4. No one needs a peacocking rapper in 2013. Big Boi is interested in bringing the group This leads us to the next point. There’s no back, especially to mark the duo’s 20th an- room in 2013 for rappers who just wanna niversary. But André 3000 wants to keep peacock. Hell, even Outkast in the past, telling the Associated rock stars have Press he’s “not the type that prescribes to THE RAPPER toned it down. The nostalgia” and making it a point that his and CHALLENGES economy isn’t what his former partner’s concurrent appearances HIS TWITTER it was in 1994, when on songs by Frank Ocean and T.I. are in no FOLLOWERS dressing to excess way a reunion, simply unofficial remixes. made sense. Your TO FRIENDLY

But Big Boi doesn’t need André 3000. cleaning lady had tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music He’s been dropping tracks left and right, col- WORD JOUSTS. a Fendi bag under Andrew Zaeh laborating with fresh voices in the biz, and HE’S ALSO BIG Clinton. Now you’re the album. It is, like Mr. Boi’s musical career HBO and Instagram’ing with the rest of us. releasing plenty of post-Outkast albums. INTO GAME OF the cleaning lady. since, more consistent in its brilliance. Yeah, 1. Spread the Big Boi wealth. There are so Three Stacks, on the other hand, seems more THRONES. Even The Atlantic you all got so distracted by André’s lovely many other people whom Big Boi needs to col- preoccupied with grooming his facial hair. has gotten in on some looks and crazy voice that you thought Big laborate with besides André 3000. And yes, for They both have talent oozing from Big Boi lovin’. In an article about the rapper, Boi was just a thug with some slick, quick his 2012 solo slab, Vicious Lies and Dangerous their nostrils. And yeah, together, they’re the magazine explains that Dré “seems more raps. But you were wrong. Very wrong. Rumors, the great Antwan Patton got together like a puzzle solved. But we at New Times intent on acting and fashion designing.” 2. Big Boi is the perfect Game of Thrones- and with Wavves, Kid Cudi, Phantogram, Luda, think Big Boi is way better off with- 3. Speakerboxxx is better than The Love Be- Kate Bush-loving nerd. You know why Big Boi and Little Dragon. But how about Kate Bush? out Dré at this point. Let us explain. low. Everyone thought André 3000 was the doesn’t need André 3000? Because he has He’s said they’ve even discussed collaborating 5. André 3000’s short pants. No doubt André wonky, creative mind behind Outkast until Words With Friends. That’s right — the rapper via phone. And honestly, forget Outkast. We 3000 is all fashion, and you gotta give it up for they heard Big Boi’s half of the duo’s two- challenges his Twitter followers to friendly can’t wait for Speakerboxxx/Hounds of Love! his attention to detail. But he’s become too disc collaboration, Speakerboxxx/The Love word jousts. He’s also big into Game of Thrones. fashion. Big Boi even noted Dré’s preoccupa- Below. Sure, Dré’s The Love Below had “Hey In a recent interview with TV network Fuse, [email protected] tion with image in a Village Voice interview Ya!” but it also had that rambling convo with he said the nerdiest thing ever uttered by a last year. Discussing tracks he’d sent to his the Almighty about getting the guy’s pee-pee rapper: “Khaleesi don’t play.” And everyone Big Boi’s Shoes for Running 2013 World Tour

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browardpalmbeach.com 561-625-1555, swampgrasswillys.net. Speaking Volumes, Sat., Discreet location and CLUB PICKS June 1, midnight, $5. private setting. Bring your camera and ROCK COUNTRY strike a pose! The Backyard: 511 NE 4th St., Boynton Beach, 560-740-0399. Far Boston’s on the Beach: 40 S. Ocean Blvd., Delray Beach, 561-278-3364, You know you’ve always been From Grace, Fri., May 31, 8 p.m., Free. bostonsonthebeach.com. Amber Leigh Band, Sat., June 1, 2 p.m., Free. curious, So explore your Blue Martini Fort Lauderdale: 2432 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, Cowboy’s Saloon: 1805 S. University Drive, Davie, 954-476-0063, feminine side. 954-653-2583, bluemartinilounge.com. Rock Night, Tuesdays, cowboysdavie.com. Thomas Rhett, Thu., May 30, 9 p.m., $10/$15. 8 p.m., Free. Ladies’ Night, Wednesdays, Fridays, 8 p.m., Free. Call for info. Boston’s on the Beach: 40 S. Ocean Blvd., Delray Beach, 561-278- New York Comedy Club: 8221 Glades Road, Boca Raton, 561-470- 3364, bostonsonthebeach.com. Mark 6887, nyccboca.com. Red Solo Cup Sor,Inc. Pisarri and Daniel Lombardi, Fridays, SCAN THIS CODE Wednesday, with Grant the Magic 5 p.m., Free; The Kinected, Fri., May TO DOWNLOAD OUR FREE APP Man and Rick Crocker the entertainer, We Specialize In 31, 9 p.m., Free; The Kinected, Fri., Wednesdays, 7:30 p.m., Free. Crossdressing! iPHONE OR ANDROID May 31, 9 p.m., Free. FOR MORE CLUBS Renegades: 4833 Okeechobee Blvd., Brogues Downunder: 621 Lake Ave., OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com West Palm Beach, 561-683-9555. Line www.Cross-Dress.com Lake Worth, 561-585-1885, bmnllc. Dance Lessons, Tuesdays-Saturdays, 7:30

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Night+ dA vhol, Fri., May 31, 9 p.m., Free. East End Rose, Sat., June 1, 9 p.m., Free. New York Comedy Club: 8221 Glades Road, Boca Raton, 561-470- The Dubliner: 210 SW 2nd St., Fort Lauderdale, 561-620-2540, 6887, nyccboca.com. Open Mic Comedy Night, Last Thursday of dublinerfortlauderdale.com. Live Rock & Roll, Thursdays, 8 p.m., every month, 8:30 p.m., $5. ge | Free; High Tolerance, Thu., May 30, 10 p.m., Free. Live Music, Fridays- A t Sundays, 10 p.m., Free; Scum Dogs, Fri., May 31, 10 p.m., Free. DANCE E.R. Bradley’s Saloon: 104 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-833- 3520, erbradleys.com. Tom Murphy, Thu., May 30, 6 p.m., Free. American Social Bar & Restaurant: 721 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lau- Innasense, Fri., May 31, 6 p.m. derdale, americansocialbar.com. Ladies Night, DJ set and music Fishtales Bar & Grill: 3355 NE 33rd St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-689- videos by Supersede, Wednesdays, 9 p.m., Free. 2344, fishtaleson33rd.com. Yetis, Sat., June 1, 8 p.m., Free. Blue Martini Boca Raton: 6000 Glades Road Ste. C-1380, Boca 5 Points Lounge: 2608 S. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. People, Raton, 954-439-5102, bluemartinilounge.com. Los Mompirris, with the Atlas Complex and the 707’s, Fri., May 31, 9 p.m., $5. DJ JC Garcia, and DJ Sergio V, Saturdays, Free. Vintage Bike Night, with the Wholestones, Sat., June 1, 9 p.m., Free. Hollywood Beach Theater: 100 Johnson St., Hollywood, 954-921-3404, The Funky Biscuit: 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, hollywoodfl.org. South Side Edition, Mon., June 3, 7:30 p.m., Free. funkybiscuit.com. Acoustic Tuesdays, with Rosco Martinez, Tues- The Vagabond: 30 NE 14th St., Miami, 305-379-0508, thevagabond- days, 8 p.m., $5. Breeze, Wed., June 5, 8 p.m., $5. miami.com. THROWBACK, Resident DJs Tommy Gunn + Joshy Green Room: 109 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1030, Josh, Sundays, 10 p.m., Free. greenroomlive.com. Riot Wednesday, Wed., June 5. Hollywood Beach Theater: 100 Johnson St., Hollywood, 954-921- ACOUSTIC 3404, hollywoodfl.org. Room Service, Wed., June 5, 7:30 p.m., Free. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art The Hurricane Bar & Lounge: 640-7 E. Atlantic Ave., Delray Beach, B.B. King’s Restaurant & Blues Club: 550 Rosemary Ave., West 561-278-0282, hurricanelounge.com. Ladies Night with Scar of Palm Beach, 561-420-8600, bbkingclubs.com. Franklin Richard, the Tropics, Thu., May 30, 9 p.m., Free. Sundays, noon, Free. Johnnie Brown’s: 301 E. Atlantic Ave., Delray Beach, 561-243-9911, Cheers Food and Spirits: 941 E. Cypress Creek Rd, Fort Lauderdale, johnniebrowns.com. Solid Brass, Fri., May 31, 9 p.m., Free. Jason 954-771-6337, cheersfoodandspirits.com. Aldo Marchant and 5428 N. UNIVERSITY DR. •954.572.8844 • 21+ Colannino, Mondays, 7:30 p.m., Free. Flyers, Wednesdays, Free. Marc Claus, Sundays, Free. 1 BLOCK SOUTH OF COMMERCIAL BLVD. 15 MIN. FROM ANYWHERE IN BROWARD COUNTY King’s Head Pub and Restaurant: 2692 N. University Drive, Plantation, The Dive Bar: 3233 N. Ocean Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954-565-9264. 954-572-5933, kingsheadpubsunrise.com. Russell P. and Friends, Teri Catlin, Thu., May 30, 5 p.m., Free. Saturdays, 7:30 p.m., Free. The Dubliner: 210 SW 2nd St., Fort Lauderdale, 561-620-2540, Mai-Kai: 3599 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-563-3272, mai- dublinerfortlauderdale.com. Live Acoustic Music, Tuesdays, 8 p.m., kai.com. Ty Olopai and Andrew Cornwall, Wednesdays, 6 p.m., Free. Free. Whisky Wednesdays, Wednesdays, 8 p.m., Free. Murphy’s Law Irish Pub: 1 Seminole Way, Fort Lauderdale, 954- Fishtales Bar & Grill: 3355 NE 33rd St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-689-2344, 791-4782, themurphyslaw.com. High Tolerance, Thursdays, fishtaleson33rd.com. Charlie & Lynn, Thu., May 30, 8 p.m., Free. Free. Funkette, Fridays, Free. Blue Audio, Sundays, Free. Panic Megabite Cybercafe: 1910 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, 954-237- Disorder, Mondays, Free. 2888. Espinosa Guitar, Saturdays, 9 p.m., Free. Nectar Lounge at Seminole Casino Coconut Creek: 5550 NW 40th South Shores Tavern and Patio Bar: 502 Lucerne Ave., Lake Worth, St., Coconut Creek, 954-977-6700, seminolecoconutcreekcasino. 561-547-7656, southshorestavern.com. Acoustic Jam with Tost, com. Jive, Thu., May 30, 9 p.m., Free. Sekond Nature, Fri., May 31, Tuesdays, 7 p.m., Free. 8 p.m., Free; Pandia, Fri., May 31, 11 p.m., Free. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm NYY Steak at Seminole Casino Coconut Creek: 5550 NW 40th St., BLUES Coconut Creek. Davis and Dow, Thu., May 30, 8 p.m., Free. Jessie Thompson Project, Fri., May 31, 8 p.m., Free. B.B. King’s Restaurant & Blues Club: 550 Rosemary Ave., West Palm Propaganda: 6 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-547-7273, propagandalw. Beach, 561-420-8600, bbkingclubs.com. The B.B. King Allstar Band, com. Shroud Eater, with Ancient Albatross, OrbWeaver, and Fridays, 9 p.m., Free. The B.B. King All Star Band, Saturdays, 9 p.m., Amplifier Orgy, Fri., May 31, 8 p.m., $5. Dr. Martino, with Pretty Free. Ike & Val Woods, first Sunday of every month, noon, Free; Girls, Toilets, Mylo Ranger, and Manifest, Sat., June 1, 8 p.m., $5. The B.B. King Allstar Band, Sundays, 7 p.m., Free.

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