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BACARDI U.S.A., INC., CORAL GABLES, FL. 3 | THE PULP | ▼ PORN STARS-CUM-AUTHORS ▼ CRIME organized the shooting after argu- MATH TUTOR’S ing with Walker at a Waffle House. THE BUTT-DIAL From the news release: “When depu- PORNY PAST ties arrived at the scene shortly after DAVE POUNDER IS WRITING A OF THE CENTURY 6:40 a.m., they found Walker’s silver BOOK ON LOVE IN THE PORN BIZ. browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com MURDER PLOT Buick crashed into a guard rail. Depu- BY KYLE SWENSON CAUGHT ON TAPE WHEN ties and Oakland Park Fire Rescue or some people, a past stint in porn MAN ACCIDENTALLY extinguished a fire in the engine might be a career-wrecker. Not so for Da- TS | TS CALLS 911. compartment, but Walker had N BY DEIRDRA FUNCHEON already died of gunshot vid Mech, who strutted his stuff on cam- TE Fera under the screen name Dave Pounder before n May 5, “a man wounds. The investi- N becoming a math tutor. Earlier this month, the O who orchestrated gation prompted a C a murder on Inter- three-hour closure Boca Raton tutor’s history as a porn star made Ostate 95 ‘pocket dialed’ 911 of all southbound headlines after the Palm Beach School District just before [a] fatal shoot- lanes of I-95.” found out about it and subsequently got rid of ing,” the Broward Sheriff’s Detectives | PULP ads he had placed around schools for his tutor- Office announced in a news were asking the ing business. But he’s not hiding from his time in release. “On a recorded line, Scott public to help the trenches of adult EWS EWS N Simon can be heard telling some- identify two entertainment, and one else that he’s going to follow the other suspects. “I WANT TO Y | he isn’t just some victim home and kill him. Minutes Both were in MEET GIRLS blockheaded wood- DA later, 33-year-old Nicholas Walker a black 2012 was shot and killed while driv- Buick GS early THAT JUST man. In fact, Mech ing his car onto the highway.” on May 5. WANT TO will soon publish a The killing occurred at the on- Provide tips to HAVE FUN book about the porn ramp to I-95 at Commercial 954-493-TIPS WITH NO business — not some MarkPoutenis GE | NIGHT+ Boulevard in Oakland Park. (8477) or via bro- trashy tell-all but the A COMMITMENT.” T Though authorities wardcrimestop- PhD’s guide to porn. S don’t believe he pulled pers.org. Crime Mech’s entry into the business was simple the trigger, Simon, 24, Stoppers will pay enough. After breaking up with his girlfriend was arrested May 21 and up to $1,000 for of six years, he sowed some wild oats while charged with first-degree information that earning a master’s degree in information man- murder.