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[2] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22 , 2015 JULY 16-22 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [3] CRIB NOTES alibi BY AUGUST MARCH Crib Notes: July 16, 2015 VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 29 | JULY 16-22 , 2015 EDITORIAL 1 New Mexico artists’ collaborative Meow FILM EDITOR: Wolf has successfully transitioned into Devin D. O’Leary (ext. 230) [email protected] ______. MUSIC EDITOR : August March (ext. 245) a) a postmodern monstrosity FOOD EDITOR : b) a millennial self-esteem party Ty Bannerman (ext. 260) [email protected] CALENDARS EDITOR/COPY EDITOR: c) a profit-making business Mark Lopez (ext. 239) [email protected] d) an animated sculpture that wets itself STAFF WRITER /SOCIAL MEDIA GURU : Amelia Olson (ext. 224) [email protected] CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: The US Department of Commerce reports Cecil Adams, Sam Adams, Steven Robert Allen, Captain 2 that several New Mexico cities are on the America, Gustavo Arellano, Rob Brezsny, Shawna upswing with regards to ______Brown, Suzanne Buck, Eric Castillo, David Correia, Mark Fischer, Ari LeVaux, Mark Lopez, August March, revenue. Genevieve Mueller, Geoffrey Plant, Benjamin Radford, Jeremy Shattuck, Holly von Winckel a) export b) import PRODUCTION ART DIRECTOR: c) criminal Jesse Schulz (ext. 229) [email protected] d) crowd-funded PRODUCTION MANAGER : Archie Archuleta (ext. 240) [email protected] EDITORIAL DESIGNER/ 3 Local musician Steve “Marimba” Chavez has GRAPHIC DESIGNER : some interesting ideas to make Burque more Tasha Lujan (ext. 254) [email protected] interesting for citizens and tourists. These ILLUSTRATOR/GRAPHIC DESIGNER : Robert Maestas (ext.254) [email protected] fantastic ideas include: STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER: Eric Williams [email protected] a) having a giant breakfast burrito available CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS: at the eastern edge of the city, so folks Ben Adams, Eva Avenue, Cutty Bage, Max Cannon, traveling through won’t ever go hungry Michael Ellis, Adam Hansen, Jodie Herrera, KAZ, Jack b) installing a 2.7-mile zip line parallel to the Larson, Tom Nayder, Ryan North Sandia Peak Tramway SALES c) playing recordings by the world’s SALES DIRECTOR: foremost marimba artists 24/7 at the Sarah Bonneau (ext. 235) [email protected] Sunport SENIOR DISPLAY ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE: John Hankinson (ext. 265) [email protected] d) banning vibraphones from use by music ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES: groups inside the city limits Rudy Carrillo (ext. 245) [email protected] Valerie Hollingsworth (ext. 263) [email protected] Dawn Lytle (ext. 258) [email protected] 4 Two cats from ______were recently Tierna Unruh-Enos (ext. 248) [email protected] found living in the Duke City, much to the surprise of their owner. ADMINISTRATION CONTROLLER: a) Venus Molly Lindsay (ext. 257) [email protected] ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE : b) Poughkeepsie Courtney Foster (ext. 233) [email protected] c) Somewhere in Indiana FRONT DESK: d) Belen Constance Moss (ext. 221) [email protected] Renee Chavez (ext. 221) [email protected] EDITOR AND PUBLISHER: The Grey Lady reports that realtors in Carl Petersen (ext. 228) [email protected] 5 Albuquerque are selling a home for nearly SYSTEMS MANAGER: Kyle Silfer (ext. 242) [email protected] $800,000. The joint includes “brick floors, WEB MONKEY: rounded kiva fireplaces and exposed log John Millington (ext. 238) [email protected] ceiling beams” as well as ______. OWNERS, PUBLISHERS EMERITI: Christopher Johnson and Daniel Scott a) a ritual orgy room CIRCULATION b) a very large metal safe CIRCULATION MANAGER : c) a cheerful view of the impoverished Geoffrey Plant (ext. 252) [email protected] surrounding neighborhood INFORMATION d) granite countertops and stainless-steel appliances PRINTER: The Santa Fe New Mexican IN LOVING MEMORY: Doug Albin, Martin Candelaria, Michael Henningsen, Eric Answers: Johnson, Greg Medara, Mina Yamashita 1) C.After successfully participating in last year’s Creative INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER: Southwest Cyberport (232-7992) [email protected] Startups business incubator, the art group now supports NATIONAL ADVERTISING: 65 professional positions at a 30,000 square foot VMG Advertising (888) 278-9866 campus. www.vmgadvertising.com 2) A. The export business is growing in the Land of NUCITY PUBLICATIONS, INC. Enchantment, particularly in towns like Las Cruces, 413 Central NW, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87102 Farmington and Santa Fe. BUSINESS HOURS: 10AM–5PM MON–FRI PHONE: (505) 346-0660 FAX: (505) 256-9651 3) B.Chavez is a man with big ideas. A founder of the Alibi (ISSN 1088-0496) is published weekly 52 times per year. The content of this issue is Copyright © 2014 by NuCity Publications, Inc., and may not be legendary New Mexican Marimba Band, he also dreams of reprinted in part or in whole without written consent of the publisher. All rights a pier along the Rio Grande. are reserved. One copy of each edition of Alibi is available free to county residents and visitors each week. Anyone caught removing papers in bulk will 4) C.Felines Leroy and Mayah are thankfully on their way be prosecuted on theft charges to the fullest extent of the law. Yearly subscription $100, back issues are $3, Best of Burque is $5. Queries and back home to the Hoosier State thanks to the efforts of manuscripts should include a self-addressed stamped envelope; Alibi assumes no responsibility for unsolicited material. folks at the Underground Railroad Rescued Kitty Network. 5) D.The property south of Downtown sits on two acres. Association It’s irrigated and also features a small orchard and an of Alternative entryway painted with images of saints. a Newsmedia [4] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22 , 2015 26-year-old Brad Lynn Hemby was being deputies.” Stolen property was recovered from TV. West Virginia Division of Natural sought in connection with a burglary in the Hemby’s truck, and the man was charged with Resources police testified otherwise, saying ODDS town of Arab. The incident began around burglary, theft and attempting to elude. The there was more than enough evidence proving 8am on the morning of July 8 when the owner second person in the truck, a woman, the deer lived inside the house “full-time” for of a home on Baldwin Drive came home and disappeared into a wooded area and has not at least a year. Police received a tip on July 4 D found a truck in his yard belonging to two been located. about the unusual pets and responded to N ENDS people who were burglarizing his home. The Chapman’s home where they found the two A homeowner immediately called the sheriff’s Dateline: West Virginia deer hanging out in his living room. The Office. Hemby apparently tried to flee deputies A man accused of keeping two deer as pets homeowner also kept a supply of hay inside WEIRD NEWS in the truck, but it crashed a short time later. inside his home has been fined $300. Ronnie the house. “I don’t see where I’ve hurt He continued to elude deputies on foot by Chapman appeared in court earlier this anything or done anything wrong, but I sure Dateline: England running through a nearby cow pasture. month proclaiming his innocence. According paid for it,” Chapman told WSAZ. In West Archaeologists excavating Salisbury Plain, Unfortunately for Hemby, the pasture was also to Chapman, the deer did not live inside his Virginia illegal possession of wildlife is a home to the famous Stonehenge Ruins, say home to a large bull. According to Walls, home, but were free to come and go as they misdemeanor. a they have made a startling discovery—dozens “The bull also gave chase along with pleased. The two white-tailed bucks “just of cans of bacon and sunscreen. The items are deputies.” Hemby eventually fell into a barbed come in and bum a piece of candy and they’re Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird leftovers from the U.S. Army, which staged wire fence and “immediately surrendered to back out the door,” Chapman told WSAZ- news to [email protected]. from the area in preparation for the 1944 invasion of Nazi-occupied France during World War II. The BBC reports archaeologists found at least 15 tins marked “U.S. Cream Sunburn Preventive” that were “still intact.” Fortunately, the 1-pound, 8-ounce cans of “Sliced Bacon” were empty. Wessex Archaeology shared the find on its website earlier this month in celebration of America’s Independence Day. Sue Nelson, finds supervisor at Wessex Archaeology, told the BBC the remains of several World War II mess kitchens have been discovered in the aea in recent years and that “the state of preservation of some of the US-issued provisions goes to show how well-made they were.”

Dateline: Germany A 34-year-old man was arrested in Berlin after he allegedly stole a bicycle, tossed it through the front window of a restaurant, entered the establishment and then drank half a bottle of Tabasco sauce. Neighbors alerted police after hearing the window smash. The man, unidentified in press reports, was arrested while still inside the restaurant. Police spokesperson Jens Berger said the man was intoxicated at the time and told officers he did it because he was thirsty. Berger speculated the man may have mistaken the spicy condiment for a tiny bottle of liqueur.

Dateline: New York According to Playbill magazine, a man in the audience for the Broadway play Hand To God found the set decoration so realistic that he jumped up on stage and plugged his cell phone into a fake wall socket before the start of a July 2 performance. The incident happened at the Booth Theater. Audience member Chris York saw the man trying to charge his phone in the phony outlet and Tweeted about it, saying, “The crew had to stop the precook music, remove the cellphone and make an announcement as to why you can’t do that.” Cast member Marc Kudisch confirmed the incident the next day with his Tweet, “Dear general audience member, an electrical socket that’s part of the set of the play is NOT for you to charge your iPhone. ... Just an FYI.”

Dateline: Alabama An angry bull helped police in rural Alabama chase down a burglary suspect. Marshall County Sheriff Scott Walls told WHNT-TV

JULY 16-22 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN ! Special Mexicans- Are-Rapists Edition BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO So let’s compare apples to manzanas: In 2003 gabachos incarcerated for such crimes represented about 18 percent of all gabacho inmates in state ear Mexican: I’ve been on sex offender prisons; perverted Hispanics, conversely, made registry websites a couple of times, and up just 11 percent (strangely enough, the US it seems there are a lot of names ending D Department of Justice doesn’t keep the same with -ez. Is there an elevated rate of sexual statistics for federal prisons). According to this deviancy amongst Mexicans? If so, why? comparison, gabachos are more likely as a group to sexually assault you than Mexicans—but —El Güero Guapisimo betcha you won’t hear Lou Dobbs repeat that factoid ad nauseam. Dear Readers: This is the first time in ¡Ask a Now, the update, which I’m pirating from Mexican! history I’ve ever changed an my recent Politico article on the same subject: answer, but only because the situation A 2011 U.S. Government Accountability deserves, since Mexicans-are-rapists is the Office study “Criminal Alien Statistics: new black right now. I Information on answered the above Incarcerations, pregunta in 2007 this way: Arrests, and Costs” Methinks you doth look found that of the three for brownies too much. million arrests of But I don’t blame you. immigrants, legal or Turn on the television not, examined by and radio, and you’re investigators, only 2 likely to hear anti- percent were for sex immigrant pendejos offenses—2 percent screech about how too many, but Mexicans will rape hardly an epidemic. you while stealing It didn’t break down your job and playing the ethnicity or banda music really legal status of the loud. You’ll probably offenders, but the hear them invoke the Bureau of Justice work of Dr. Deborah Statistics’ (BJS) National Schurman-Kauflin. Her 2006 Crime Victimization Survey paper “The Dark Side of Illegal breaks down such stats by Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes victims. For 2013 (the most recent year Committed by Illegal Immigrants in the United available), it shows that whites accounted for States” came to some startling conclusions, 71 percent of all sexual assaults documented including that there are 240,000 illegal- (above their total percentage of 63 percent of immigrant sex offenders in this country—and the US population), while Latinos accounted that 93 of these cretins enter this country daily. for 9 percent, far below their total percentage Know-nothing politicians and even the House of 17 percent. And as a percentage of all Homeland Security Committee’s Subcommittee “serious violent victimizations,” sexual on Investigations have cited Schurman-Kauflin’s assaults represent 11 percent of the violent paper in arguing against amnesty. crimes against Latinos. For gabachos ? 18 She based her findings on a 2005 percent. The BJS also noted that for the Government Accountability Office (GAO) period from 2005 to 2010, about 66 percent survey that showed 2 percent of illegals in of sexual assault victims knew their perp, and federal, local or state prisons had committed a sex that whites had strangers commit violent crime. She then applied that percentage to the victimizations against them at a rate of 9.2 illegal-immigrant population at large—voila! per 1,000 people, compared to 9.8 per 1,000 Instant endemic perversity! But this statistical for Latinos—so much for the notion of an sleight-of-hand withers by employing the very army of faceless Mexicans stalking their fair- stats she uses. GAO data for 2003 (the most skinned prey. recent year available) showed about 308,000 For those who don’t comprende : White criminal aliens (legal as well as illegal American citizens are far more rape-y than immigrants) were in American prisons; they Mexicans can ever hope to become. So when constitute about 3 percent of the nation’s 12 are gabachos going to jump on that pandemic? a million illegal immigrants. If only 2 percent of incarcerated illegals committed a sex crime, then Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. it’s intellectually misleading to arrive at the Be his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter 240,000 figure for all illegals, ¿qué no? @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram For the Mexican, a more telling number is the @gustavo_arellano! percentage of criminals arrested for sex crimes.

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SATURDAY JULY 18 entertainment, demonstrations, art exhibitions and special ZUMBA WITH SABRINA’S Z CREW Enjoy Latin-based and sales. Baca Arts District (912 Baca, Santa Fe). 5 -9pm. THURSDAY JULY 16 international music while doing “exercise in disguise.” 14TH ANNUAL BREAKFAST EGG-STRAVAGANZA Enjoy freshly 982 -5000. alibi.com/e/151847. Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley Entrance) made waffles, pancakes, pastries, made-to-order omelets, FLOWER’S SWEET 16 & CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY Stop BENTLEY ZUMBA Whether you’re a newcomer or seasoned (3215 Central). $5 drop in, $40 for 10 classes. fresh fruit and a full Western buffet, plus face painting, by to wish Flower well, and enjoy tasty snacks and dancer, front row or back, everyone has a great time in 5:20 -6:20pm. 620 -0327. alibi.com/e/144373. games and more. Presbyterian Northside beverages prepared by Mama Shay’s Mexican Kitchen. zumba. Form Studio (3001 Monte Vista NE). $5. (5901 Harper NE). $10 -$22, FREE for children under 4. Boofy’s Best for Pets (8201 Golf Course NW, #C-2). 5:45 -6:45pm. 489 -9168. alibi.com/e/149894. FRIDAY JULY 17 8-11:30am. alibi.com/e/148014. 10am -7pm. 890 -0757. alibi.com/e/157815. THE GRAND CIRCLE: AN ULTRALIGHT TRIKE AERIAL TOUR 25 YEARS ON BORROWED TIME Offerings and animal stories JUGAMOS JUNTOS: CUENTOS EN LA COCINA An experience AROUND THE FOUR CORNERS Jeff Gilkey returns with an ABQ FOOD FRIDAYS Enjoy fine food, drinks and music in a fun by Open Space’s Bill Pentler. Elena Gallegos Picnic Area that combines storytelling and cooking for young people. all-new presentation of photography and high-definition and unique atmosphere. Harry E. Kinney Civic Plaza (1 Civic (7100 Tramway NE). $2 per vehicle. 7 -8pm. 452 -5222. National Hispanic Cultural Center (1701 Fourth Street SW). video of a big loop around the Four Corners. New Mexico Plaza). 4 -8pm. 768 -4575. alibi.com/e/144534. alibi.com/e/143218. 10:25am -noon. 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/157740. Museum of Natural History and Science ADULT NIGHT: SUSTAINABLE SCIENCE Gather your friends and ALBUQUERQUE OPEN SPACE SUMMER SUNSET SERIES LE PETIT LAVENDER FEST Featuring more than 40 vendors, (1801 Mountain NW). $4 -$6. 7 -8:30pm. 841 -2802. have fun with science on this special night for ages 18 and Featuring talks, demonstrations and shows by some of including the Santa Fe Lavender Company, the Lavender alibi.com/e/148012. up. Explora (1701 Mountain NW). $5 -$8, FREE for Explora Albuquerque’s best speakers, educators and performers. Lady, Sweetwater Herbs and many more. Idalia Road INTRO TO FACEBOOK PT. 1 In this class, participants create members. 6:30 -10pm. 224 -8300. alibi.com/e/157749. Elena Gallegos Picnic Area (7100 Tramway NE). $2 per Marketplace (1320 Idalia NE, Rio Rancho). 9am -2pm. Facebook accounts, learn how to navigate and talk about COLCHA COMMUNITY STITCH-ALONG Join this monthly vehicle. 7 -8:15pm. 452 -5222. alibi.com/e/142300. 553 -5591. alibi.com/e/152247. privacy. Juan Tabo Public Library (3407 Juan Tabo NE). gathering for colcheras of all skill levels led by Annette COMPOSTING WITH WORMS (VERMICOMPOSTING) Learn to LIVE WOMEN’S PRO WRESTLING See two of the best women’s FREE, registration required. 10 -11:30am. 291 -6260. Gutierrez Turk. National Hispanic Cultural Center use red worms to turn organic waste into high quality wrestlers in the world battle it out as LuFisto takes on alibi.com/e/152526. (1701 Fourth Street SW). 9:30am -noon. 246 -2261. compost, and reduce the volume of waste you send to the “Crazy” Mary Dobson! New Mexico National Guard Armory JUNIOR ZOOKEEPER CAMP FOR KIDS Children (8-12 years alibi.com/e/157739. landfill. Taylor Ranch Library (5700 Bogart NW). 2 -3:30pm. 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(6510 Western Trail NW). 6:30 -7:30pm. 899 -0205. great stories, great music and a great community of fun- alibi.com/e/141221. FREE COFFEE TASTING Taste all of the coffees roasted at this DRAGONFLY FESTIVAL Learn about one of the largest, most loving people, as well as a few drinks. O’Niell’s Pub ON FAIRY STORIES (FOR GROWN-UPS) Talk about this work by Albuquerque roastery. Prosum Roasters (3228 Los ancient insects on Earth. ABQ BioPark Botanic Garden (3301 Juan Tabo NE). 5:30 -8pm. 850 -4910. J.R.R. Tolkien in an adult-level discussion. Juan Tabo Public Arboles NE). 6:30 -8pm. 379 -5136. alibi.com/e/143771. (2601 Central NW). Included with admission. 10am -2pm. alibi.com/e/152440. Library (3407 Juan Tabo NE). FREE, registration required. JUNIOR ZOOKEEPER CAMP FOR KIDS $25 -$60. 8am -noon. 768 -2000. alibi.com/e/149301. SALUD Y SABOR: COLOMBIA—BE HEALTHY, LATIN STYLE! An 1:30 -3pm. 291 -6260. alibi.com/e/152541. See 7/16 listing. DRIP DRIP DROP: FAMILY WORKSHOP Children ages 3-5 evening of food, art and entertainment to provide families KEEPING IT HOT IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP Join PET LOSS GROUP A group supporting those who have lost or with an opportunity to connect around nutrition, cooking, explore the properties of water as it flows and drops by anticipate the loss of an animal companion. Animal sexuality educator Molly Adler for a workshop in keeping it pouring in and out of various containers. New Mexico healthy lifestyles and culture. National Hispanic Cultural hot in a long-term relationship, or getting there again. Self Humane (615 Virginia SE). $20. 10 -11am. 265 -3087. Center (1701 Fourth Street SW). 5:30 -7:30pm. 246 -2261. Museum of Natural History and Science alibi.com/e/148684. Serve (3904 Central SE). $15 -$20. 7:30pm. 265 -5815. (1801 Mountain NW). Donations accepted. 10am -noon. alibi.com/e/146843. alibi.com/e/147323. POSES & PINTS Participants enjoy $1 off pints after class. 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SANTA FE NATIONAL FOREST’S CENTENNIAL Featuring food, LE PETIT LAVENDER FEST 9am -2pm. See 7/18 listing. alibi.com/e/141109. alibi.com/e/107212. drinks, live music and more. Ski Santa Fe (End of Highway LYME GET TOGETHER Could it be Lyme? Head to this Lyme TODDLER TIME A chance for toddlers 4 and under to explore NIGHT WALK AT THE BOTANIC GARDEN Explore the garden 475, Santa Fe). 10am -3pm. 438 -5300. Disease support group. Noon -4pm. 304 -9411. early-childhood exhibit areas, enjoy stories and join in a under the light of the moon. ABQ BioPark Botanic Garden alibi.com/e/152261. alibi.com/e/123729. music jam. Explora! (1701 Mountain NW). Included with (2601 Central NW). $6 -$10, FREE for children under 3. SHOW ME A STORY Featuring interactive summer stories with MEDITATION FOR KIDS Children learn how to build a space of admission. 9am. 224 -8300. alibi.com/e/129390. 7:30 -9pm. 768 -2000. alibi.com/e/149306. Laurie McGovern. Central & Unser Library inner strength and confidence by developing their good TRIBAL STYLE BELLY DANCE Students learn the core language POSTPARTUM GROUP A gathering for new parents and their (8081 Central NW). 10:30 -11:30am. qualities in this lighthearted and fun class. Kadampa of tribal-style belly dance, including footwork, conditioning, babies; older children are welcome too. Inspired Birth and alibi.com/e/152556. Meditation Center (8701 Comanche NE). $3 per child layering techniques and finger cymbals. Maple Street Dance Families (6855 Fourth Street NW). 10am -noon. 232 -2772. SWEAT LODGE Purification in a safe environment with trained suggested donation. 10 -11:30am. 292 -5293. Studio (Alley Entrance) (3215 Central). $15. 5:30pm. alibi.com/e/141948. professionals, like a sauna but with prayers and a drum- alibi.com/e/151508. alibi.com/e/140382. QUELAB ANNIVERSARY EXHIBITION Celebrate five years with and-song ceremony. The Kiva (3096 Rosendo Garcia SW). POSES & PINTS Marble Brewery Westside Tap Room projects, artwork and anything else that was created at $20. 7pm. 382 -5275. alibi.com/e/108588. (5740 Night Whisper NW). $5. 10 -11am. See 7/18 listing. TUESDAY JULY 21 Quelab or with help from Quelab. Quelab TAILS OF LONG AGO Dody Fugate explains how dogs become PRAYERS FOR WORLD PEACE Bring more peace and (680 Haines NW). $5 suggested donation. 7pm. dogs instead of wolves, and why. Cerrillos Hills State Park happiness into our world by learning to cherish others, ABQ DOULA MEET AND GREET Designed for expectant parents alibi.com/e/152275. See preview box. (Santa Fe County Road 59, Cerrillos). $5. 2 -4pm. overcome anger and deal with stress. Kadampa Meditation who are interested in learning more about doulas or if a TUESDAY NIGHT SWING DANCE All-ages swing dance with 474 -0196. alibi.com/e/152292. Center (8701 Comanche NE). $10 suggested donation. doula is right for them. Inspired Birth and Families beginner, intermediate and advanced lessons. Heights VIVA MEXICO! CELEBRATION Enjoy musica, arte y mas at this 10 -11:30am. 292 -5293. alibi.com/e/151504. (6855 Fourth Street NW). 6pm. 232 -2772. Community Center (823 Buena Vista SE). $4. 7 -10:30pm. celebration of the culture, as well as cuisine and crafts of alibi.com/e/129496. 710 -3840. alibi.com/e/137561. our colorful neighbor. El Rancho de las Golondrinas PUBLIC MEDITATION SITTING Join in for a public sitting. AMERICAN BUSINESS WOMEN’S ASSOCIATION MONTHLY (334 Los Pinos, Santa Fe). $6 -$8. 10am -5pm. (505) Meditation instruction is available upon request. UNCONSCIOUS BIAS: WHY WE ALL HAVE IT, WHAT WE CAN 471 -2261. alibi.com/e/147540. Albuquerque Shambhala Meditation Center DINNER MEETING Featuring guest speakers who share DO ABOUT IT Dr. Jennifer Raymond from Stanford University their experiences and tips for all aspects of a woman’s life. ZUMBA WITH ANA QUINTANA-SANCHEZ Join the fitness dance (1102 Mountain NW). 10am -noon. 717 -2486. explains the science underlying unconscious bias and how party. Studio Sway (1100 San Mateo NE). $5. alibi.com/e/132006. MCM Elegante Hotel (2020 Menaul NE). $17. such biases are formed. James A. Little Theatre 10:45 -11:45am. 710 -5096. alibi.com/e/145937. RAIL YARDS MARKET 2015 Bring the community together with 5:30 -7:30pm. alibi.com/e/115412. (1060 Cerrillos, Santa Fe). $20 -$25. 7:30 -9pm. food, art, music, fun, learning and creativity. Albuquerque BEGINNING MODERN DANCE Designed to introduce students 983 -6538. alibi.com/e/152289. SUNDAY JULY 19 Rail Yards (777 First Street SW). 10am -2pm. to the movement and ideas of modern dance. Maple Street alibi.com/e/141153. Dance Space (3215 Central NE). $10. 4 -5:15pm. WEDNESDAY JULY 22 CANDELARIA FARMS HIKE A moderate hike in one of Open VIVA MEXICO! CELEBRATION $6 -$8. 10am -5pm. See 7/18 366 -4982. alibi.com/e/139451. Space’s outlying properties that is not usually open to the listing. BENTLEY ZUMBA $5. 5:45 -6:45pm. See 7/16 listing. ALBUQUERQUE GAELIC FOOTBALL CLUB A practice and public. Candelaria Farms (Arbor NW). 8:30 -11:30am. CAREGIVER RETREAT DAY 9am -3pm. See 7/20 listing. introduction for new players. No experience necessary. UNM 452 -5222. alibi.com/e/143441. MONDAY JULY 20 EARNED INCOME TAX CREDIT: MYTHS BUSTED Learn all Johnson Field (2705 Central NE). 6:30pm. (303) CHERRY HILLS TOASTMASTERS Event empowers individuals to about this tax credit and how it can put money back into 667 -5010. alibi.com/e/149396. become more effective communicators and leaders. CAREGIVER RETREAT DAY This supportive group experience is your pocket. Greater Albuquerque Habitat for Humanity ALL LEVELS MORNING YOGA Class uses deliberate movements Albuquerque Center for Spiritual Living a place where you can meet and talk with other caregivers. ReStore (4900 Menaul NE). 10 -11am. 265 -0057. and attention to the breath to reinforce the mind-body (2801 Louisiana NE). 3 -5pm. 298 -3682. Lunch and refreshments provided. Cathedral Church of St. alibi.com/e/152283. connection, while strengthening the body and relieving alibi.com/e/134699. John (318 Silver SW). 9am -3pm. 842 -8206. ELEVATED CAMPING: HAMMOCKING BASICS Join stress. You! Inspired Fitness (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. CHRISTMAS IN JULY FUNDRAISER Featuring a spaghetti alibi.com/e/151814. hammocking experts for some tips and tricks that will have 9:15 -10:15am. alibi.com/e/143041. lunch, a magic show with the Amazing Bodinni, a silent GENTLE YIN-STYLE YOGA This welcoming, all-levels class you flying in no time. REI (1550 Mercantile NE). 6pm. ALZHEIMER’S AND RELATED DEMENTIAS Join Chris McCaffrey auction, a mystery Christmas present and more. Moose provides gentle movements to release tension from the 247 -1191. alibi.com/e/157811. of the New Mexico chapter of the Alzheimer’s Association Lodge Family Center #1517 (2121 Edith). $15 -$25. shoulders, back and hips. You! Inspired Fitness ESSENTRICS/AGING BACKWARDS WITH KIMBERLY 2-5pm. 569 -0057. alibi.com/e/151807. (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. 6:45 -7:45pm. 433 -8685. WOODRING This therapeutic fitness practice helps Community Calendar continues on page 10 COMMUNITY DAY: MAKERS The museum partners with alibi.com/e/125337. participants stretch, strengthen and combat the process of

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SIDDHA YOGA MEDITATION Experience your inner self by joining Santa Fe). $15 -$20. 5:30pm. (877) 732 -5977. V ART START One-hour tours of the museum’s galleries and in for a weekly chanting and meditation program. Siddha alibi.com/e/157812. sculpture garden for preschoolers and their caregivers. Yoga Meditation Center in Albuquerque (4308 Carlisle NE, Albuquerque Museum of Art and History Suite 201). 7 -8:30pm. 291 -5434. alibi.com/e/147786. ON GOING (2000 Mountain NW). Included with admission. STORIES IN THE NIGHT SKY & ABQ CONCERT BAND Featuring 9:30 -10:30am. 243 -7255. alibi.com/e/151485. live arts performances and a storytime for family audiences, JOIN ROLLER DERBY WITH DUKE CITY DERBY Join BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES Learn different styles of dance followed with a performance by the Albuquerque Concert Albuquerques original Roller Derby League, skating 10 such as cha cha, swing, country, salsa and more. Maple Band. Anderson-Abruzzo Balloon Museum (9201 Balloon years strong! All, shapes, sizes and skill levels welcome. We Street Dance Space (3215 Central NE). $5. 7:15 -8:15pm. Museum NE). 6 -8pm. alibi.com/e/149307. will provide training and loaner gear. Have fun, hit girls, get (801) 842 -9731. alibi.com/e/147480. WEDNESDAYS ON THE WESTSIDE This week pairs Om Nom fit! Heights Community Center (823 Buena Vista SE). BREASTFEEDING GROUP Enjoy some light, healthy snacks and Nom’s chicken saj wrap with the Marble Double White. 6:30 -8:30pm. 235 -9787. alibi.com/e/128532. Inventors Unite! the company of other moms and their babies. Dar a Luz Marble Brewery Westside Tap Room (5740 Night NOTICES The word “hackerspace” sounds not unlike Birth & Health Center (7708 Fourth Street NW, Los Whisper NW). 3 -10pm. 508 -4368. alibi.com/e/157874. ALBUQUERQUE RESCUE MISSION DONATIONS Visit a scene from the ’90s classic Hackers, Ranchos). 10am -noon. 924 -2229. alibi.com/e/132164. WHOLE TONING SUMMER SERIES Free your voice and open abqrescue.org or call 346-4673 for a list of foods needed where kids are packed in a warehouse COMMUNITY MOVEMENT SERIES: THERAPEUTIC YOGA Heal your heart with whole toning, a whole-being practice of most. Only unprepared food, such as canned goods, turning out codes and stealing highly through yoga with a special session from PT and yoga breath, tone and gentle movement. Maple Street Dance allowed. No prepared foods allowed. Albuquerque Rescue sensitive information all while wearing fishnet gloves, crushing hard on Angelina Jolie and bleaching their hair. But local nonprofit and dream creative space providers Quelab (680 Haines NW) want you to know a hackerspace is anything but a dingy, felonious computer lab. At Quelab, members are encouraged to TUESDAY dig deep into JULY 21 citizen science and Quelab their own 680 Haines NW conceivable alibi.com/e/152275 inventions. 7pm Describing themselves as a space that fosters and promotes creativity, invention and collaboration, they say their interests meet at the intersections of science, culture, art and technology. Basically: They help anyone build and create the things their weird brains come up with by offering knowledge and experience in the technology world. This membership- driven community welcomes you with open arms, and their anniversary exhibition is the perfect time to dip your toes into their technologically awesome pool. Celebrating five years of projects, artwork and everything and anything else created at Quelab, it’s a night of fun, thinking and exploring the possibilities of your own imagination, while celebrating the successes of your fellow community members’ projects. There is a $5 suggested donation at the door, and inventors of all ages can come party this Tuesday, July 21, at 7pm. Cool ! (Amelia Olson) a

Mission (525 Second Street SW). alibi.com/e/3526. THE AWESOME FOUNDATION FOOD GRANT Accepting applications for $1,000 microgrants awarded each month to an awesome idea involving food. Visit awesomefoundation.org for details and a submission form. alibi.com/e/3529. FOOD NOT BOMBS Find a FNB group in your area at foodnotbombs.net or call (800) 884-1136. alibi.com/e/3519. GIVE FOOD TO THE STOREHOUSE The Storehouse accepts nonperishable food, fresh garden vegetables, baby food and formula. Food may be dropped off at the back door Tuesday-Friday, 8:30am-3:30pm and Saturday, 8:30- 11:30am. The Storehouse (106 Broadway SE). 842 -6491. alibi.com/e/3525. HELP FEED THE HOMELESS Bring nonperishable donations to Joy Junction (4500 Second Street SW). alibi.com/e/3521. NATURAL GROCERS BAG BENEFIT Natural Grocers by Vitamin Cottage donates five cents to Roadrunner Food Bank for every person who brings in their own shopping bags. rrfb.org. Natural Grocers/Vitamin Cottage (4420 Wyoming NE). alibi.com/e/3524. RIO GRANDE FOOD PROJECT Rio Grande Food Project feeds 11,000 families every year. Visit rgfp.org, email [email protected], or call 831-3778 to find out how to help hungry New Mexicans. alibi.com/e/3528. VOLUNTEER AT PROJECT SHARE Project Share relies on volunteers and donations to carry out its mission of feeding the hungry. Donations can be made Monday through Sunday from 1 to 4pm. Closed Wednesdays. Project Share (1515 Yale SE). alibi.com/e/3520. a [10 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22 , 2015 JULY 16-22 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [11 ] [12 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22 , 2015 ART | comedy mATTeRS Seriously Funny Jim Norton on comedy, prostitution and PC culture

Endorphin Power Group Benefit featuring Jim Norton Saturday, July 18, 8pm National Hispanic Cultural Center 1701 Fourth Street SW $30, all ages 724-4771 nationalhispaniccenter.org

this grisly sincerity, Norton is the subject of critique amongst internet bloggers who he says are obsessed with being PC. “Political correctness is, in a nutshell,: ‘I’m not going to tell you what I think. I’m going to tell you what I think you want to hear,’” says Norton. “It’s our job in the media to tell the truth, and people obsessed with [being] PC don’t always do that.” Although he isn’t a PC proponent, Norton does admit it may have its place. “I think [political correctness] was born out of good motives. People want to right the wrongs. They want to uphold the people who have been pushed down by the system. I think the intent is good,” he contends, “but I think actions mean more than words.” This is a common argument in the comedy world. There is a split between comics who are “anti-P,” the way Norton defines it, and comics who say words matter and try to stop a growing trend towards offensive comedy. Norton isn’t convinced that comedy has changed all that much; it’s just maybe shifted a little. “The sacred cows have changed; that’s about it,” he says. “In the 1950s you couldn’t make fun of the Catholic church, and you could do whatever you wanted to with Islam. Now you can’t touch Islam. You couldn’t talk about homosexuality; now you can.” Norton sees this shift as being a common theme in the history of our country. “America has always been a Norton has a kind of comedy that is raw in that it tears place where there are certain things we hold up and don’t allow to be ridiculed. They just at your nerve endings and edgy in that it makes you change from time to time,” he says. “We are basically the same sensitive assholes we were feel like you’re on the brink of a cliff. in the ’50s. We’re not more advanced.” Comedy might not be different, but perhaps the American public has changed, or at least changed how we receive information. Rather than it being a product of shittier kind of comedy that is raw in that it tears at we keep secret,” he says. “The fact that I was people, Norton says that the trend toward BY GENEVIEVE MUELLER your nerve endings and edgy in that it makes forced into trying it just made it a reality.” being offended is that we now see every you feel like you’re on the brink of a cliff. And though he may have gone on stage on a mistake people make out of context without By keeping prostitution illegal because we Norton knew he wanted to be a comedian whim for a girl, he stayed with comedy. For any chance for them to make amends. “It’s find it morally objectionable,” writes from a young age. “It’s all I ever wanted to do Norton, being a comic is something he really immediacy. It’s the thing in the bar that gets “comedian Jim Norton in Time magazine, after I saw Richard Pryor when I was 12,” he wanted to work on and admits it still surprises you punched in the face. You can act “we allow (or, more accurately, you allow) sex says. Years later he went on stage for the first him that he’s made a career out of it. “I always immediately,” says Norton. “All of us are guinea workers to constantly be put into dangerous time and made his childhood dreams come think I’m going to wake up and realize, ‘you’re pigs right now, and instead of giving each other situations.” I hate to use the words “raw” or true. “I was about 21, and I was in a not really doing this, you fucking idiot.’” contextual breaks, we allow each other to be “edgy” when describing comedians because relationship that was falling apart and figured On stage, Norton talks about his failures crucified for small mistakes out of context.” If most often that is code for “likes to say dick a she’d think I was cool if I went on stage,” he and inner demons, like his sex addiction. “I nothing else, Norton is authentic. He reaches lot, and that’s about it,” but in Norton’s case, I says. “And I did, but our relationship still think it’s honest, and it’s self deprecating. You into the depths of his neurosis, takes out those can use it legitimately. Norton, who will be at ended.” Despite this heartbreak, Norton get my real opinion, and I try to explain why I guts and spreads them all over the stage, radio the National Hispanic Cultural Center (1701 continued with comedy and seemed to be feel a certain way,” he says. “I’m honest about airwaves and the printed page. Fourth Street SW) on Saturday, July 18, has a better for it. “People have these little dreams myself and what’s wrong with me.” Because of a JULY 16-22 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [13 ] Thursday . Featuring Lady in the Light: Stepping into limited-edition prints. $325 plus tax. 10am -5pm. screening of First Nations director, screenwriter and Ginger’s Heels , a multimedia production showcasing the 268 -8952. alibi.com/e/145171. actress Georgina Lightning’s film. FREE, RSVP Arts Lit life of Ginger Rogers, an artist talk and more. 5 -8:30pm. SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Summer Youth Film required. 7 -9pm. 424 -5050. alibi.com/e/149744. & 243 -7255. alibi.com/e/148964. Program . A chance for high school students to learn See “Reel World.” Calendar STAGE camera use, directing, story board development, film SANTA FE PLAYHOUSE , Santa Fe Death of a Salesman . editing and acting. Limited to 20 students. 8am -5pm. FRIDAY JULY 17 Arthur Miller’s famous play heads to the stage in this 848 -1320. alibi.com/e/151962. new production directed by Ironweed founder and TORTUGA GALLERY Creating Your Visual Vocabulary . Denise WORDS THURSDAY JULY 16 Artistic Director Scott Harrison. Runs through 8/2. $10. Weaver Ross teaches you to develop your own visual BARNES & NOBLE, WESTSIDE Minions Fun Night . Join in for 7pm. alibi.com/e/157774. vocabulary to find the path needed to best articulate a special Minions storytime, activities and giveaways. WORDS STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Stand-up Comedy your ideas visually. $180. 7 -9pm. 480 -5566. 7-8pm. 792 -4234. alibi.com/e/149611. Thursday . Featuring three of the country’s best stand-up alibi.com/e/148718. HASTINGS , Juan Tabo Cape Horn Ahead or Behind Forever BARNES & NOBLE, WESTSIDE Get Pop Cultured: 1970s comedians: Scott White, Stefan Davis and Matt FILM Throwback Thursday! Featuring a 1970s-themed on My Mind . A reading and signing with writer Jeffrey R. Peterson. $10. 7:30pm. 771 -5680. KIMO THEATRE McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971) . A screening of storytime, retro games contest, costume contest and Hartjoy. 6 -9pm. 340 -5304. alibi.com/e/157819. alibi.com/e/148276. the classic film starring Warren Beatty and Julie Christie. more. 11am -1pm. 792 -4234. alibi.com/e/149565. ART LEARN Part of the Great Westerns film series. $6 -$8. 7 -9pm. BOOKWORKS Story Time In a Box! Talk about boxes with ALBUQUERQUE CENTER FOR PEACE AND JUSTICE Earth 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/151645. stories, crafts and a snack. 10:30am. ART SANCTUARY , Santa Fe Paint Moment: Santa Fe Art Birds Opening Reception . Featuring new works by NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER En La Estancia . alibi.com/e/157877. Also, Gringo Lessons . A reading Classes . A two-hour, step-by-step, guided painting class Skyroots Birrdnoise. Runs through August. 5 -8pm. Carlos Armella’s film follows the brief but close and signing with writer Bill Whaley. 7pm. 344 -8139. to inspire your inner artist. $45. 6 -8pm. (575) 268 -9557. alibi.com/e/149704. 404 -1801. alibi.com/e/133349. relationship that develops between the last two alibi.com/e/157878. ELLSWORTH GALLERY , Santa Fe Summer of Color . An artist NEW GROUNDS PRINT WORKSHOP Introduction to Gravure inhabitants of an isolated, abandoned town. 7pm. ART talk with Elisa Ansel. 3 -4pm. alibi.com/e/148462. Also, Four-Day Workshop . Learn to use Akua Kolor Intaglio 724 -4771. alibi.com/e/157738. Far Reaches Opening Reception . Featuring new works by ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY 3rd inks and photopolymer plates to create beautiful, SANTA FE ART INSTITUTE, Santa Fe Fantasies of Flying . A Elise Ansel, Claire McArdle and Kathryn Stedham. 5-7pm. 989 -7900. alibi.com/e/148461. INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Mural Discovery Tour . Reflect on nine of the IPCC’s murals, and uncover new and unexpected layers of meaning in each. $3 -$6. 1-2pm. 843 -7270. alibi.com/e/144078. SOMERS JEWELRY , Santa Fe Craig Paul Nowak Opening Reception . Featuring ceramic life cast self portraits, spray-painted self portraits and monochromatic face prints by the artist. Runs through 8/7. 5 -7pm. 780 -5611. alibi.com/e/152322. TERESA NEPTUNE GALLERY , Santa Fe A Closer Look Opening Reception . Featuring photography by Teresa Neptune and prints and drawings by Linda Hunsaker. Runs through 10/12. 4 -8pm. 982 -0016. alibi.com/e/152139. STAGE AUX DOG THEATRE Dan Goggin’s Nunsense . Play tells the story of the Little Sisters of Hoboken who are in need of funds for the burials of 52 sisters who were accidentally poisoned by the cook. Runs through 8/2. $15. 8-10:30pm. 254 -7116. alibi.com/e/123332. BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE SHOW . Live comedy and improv. $8 -$10. 8 -9pm. alibi.com/e/151718. Also, Comedy? Albuquerque’s DIY comedy troupe provides improv, sketch and music. $8. 9:30pm. 404 -1578. alibi.com/e/135344. FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown Murder at the Abilene Saloon . When murder raises its ugly head, it’s up to famous Western legend Trale Horner to save the day in this special dinner theater. $57. 7:30 -10pm. 377 -9593. alibi.com/e/143175. MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST Once Upon a Mattress . You’ll never look at fairy tales the same way again after this hilarious and raucus spin on the classic royal courtship. Runs through 8/2. $15 -$22. 8pm. 265 -9119. alibi.com/e/148299. SANTA FE PLAYHOUSE , Santa Fe Death of a Salesman Gala Opening Performance . $25. 7pm. See 7/16 listing. SONG & DANCE CELL THEATRE Postcards from Paradise . A special performance by the Polynesian Paradise Dancers. $10 -$20. 7pm. 766 -9412. alibi.com/e/151850. ISLETA RESORT & CASINO: THE SHOWROOM Dancing with the Stars Live!: Perfect 10 Tour . See what all the fuss is about by watching a number of professional ballroom dancers cut a rug. $50 -$70. 8 -9:30pm. 244 -8191. alibi.com/e/151714. LEARN NEW GROUNDS PRINT WORKSHOP Introduction to Gravure Four-Day Workshop . $325 plus tax. 10am -5pm. See 7/16 listing. SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Summer Youth Film Program . 8am -5pm. See 7/16 listing. FILM KIMO THEATRE The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) . See this remake to the classic film, starring Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly and Kathy Bates. Part of the Sci-Fi Second Takes film series. $6 -$8. 6pm, 8:30pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/151708. SATURDAY JULY 18 WORDS BOOKWORKS Growing the Southwest Garden . A reading and signing with writer Judith Phillips. 3pm. alibi.com/e/157879. Also, Teen Book Club . This month’s selection is Gabrielle Zevin’s Elsewhere . 4pm. alibi.com/e/157880. Also, Lawyer for the Dog . A reading and signing with writer Lee Robinson. 5pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/157881.

[14 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22 , 2015 TREASURE HOUSE BOOKS , Old Town The Detectives Who LEARN musicians David Felberg (violin), James T. Shields SONG & DANCE Loved Beethoven . A reading and signing with writer 516 ARTS Writing the Visual: Photography as Inspiration . (clarinet) and Judith Gordon (piano). $25. 5 -6:30pm. NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF ART , Santa Fe Santa Fe Barbara Langner. 1 -3pm. 242 -7204. Writer Michael Backus teaches a special workship 242 -9090. alibi.com/e/147752. Chamber Music Festival . A solo piano performance by Jon ART utilizing photographs to inspire writing. $100, KELLER HALL , UNM Francois Rabbath Recital . The French Kimura Parker. $21 -$26. Noon -1pm. (888) 221 -9836. ART.I.FACT , Santa Fe Strangers Opening Reception . A pop- registration required. 9am -noon. 242 -1445. bassist graces the Land of Enchantment on his final US alibi.com/e/132090. up art exhibition with works from the Strangers art alibi.com/e/157791. See preview box. tour with an intimate recital of his signature pieces. LEARN collective. Runs through 8/31. 5 -9pm. 982 -5000. FILM $15 -$20. 6 -8pm. (832) 723 -1112. alibi.com/e/157790. NEW GROUNDS PRINT WORKSHOP Serigraphy Four Day alibi.com/e/151848. BARNES & NOBLE, WESTSIDE Star Wars Saturday . Join in Workshop . In this class, students are introduced to HIP STITCH Hipster’s Craft Fair . Local crafters and artisans for a Star Wars Trivia Tournament and costume contest, THE KOSMOS Chatter Sunday: Solo Piano + a Trio . Featuring musicians James T. Shields (clarinet), Joe Johnson various hand-stenciling techniques using screen fillers, sell jewelry, purses, aprons, scarves, babywear, toys and and enter to win some great prizes. 7 -8pm. 792 -4234. drawing fluid, tape and contact paper. $325 plus tax. other one-of-a-kind fashion and home accessories. alibi.com/e/149612. (cello), Judith Gordon (piano) and poet Margaret Lloyd. $5 -$15. 10:30 -11:30am. 307 -9647. 10am -5pm. 268 -8952. alibi.com/e/145173. 10am -4pm. 821 -2739. alibi.com/e/152165. KIMO THEATRE Can’t Stop The Serenity 2015 . Celebrate NEW LIFE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Making it Real with Jane INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Turquoise: The 10 years and over $1 million raised for charity with a alibi.com/e/147751. ST. FRANCIS AUDITORIUM , Santa Fe Santa Fe Chamber Lindskold . The acclaimed writer offers tips on how to Gemstone of Enchantment . An interview and discussion special screening of Serenity , a costume contest, make your story, whether foction or nonfiction, more with Joe Dan Lowry, author of Turquoise: The World Story auctions and more. $10. 6 -11pm. 768 -3544. Music Festival . Featuring works by Rossini, Mozart and Tchaikovsky. $10 -$78. 6pm. (505) 983 -2075. vividly alive to readers. 7 -9pm. 830 -6034. of a Fascinating Gemstone . Noon -2pm. 724 -3506. alibi.com/e/151755. 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BY TY BANNERMAN the usual collection of Central Avenue much heavier than the others, but damn, is it eclectics passing by. good. It is pretty darn high in alcohol content Bosque Brewery Public A quick word of warning though. Here is with an 8.4% abv, so you’ll definitely want to know I’ve mentioned this before, but damn, House the order of priorities if you want to enjoy this take it easy on this one if you don’t want your does our city love beer or what? We now place to its full potential: You come for a friends to have to shove you into your Uber 106 Girard SE have some two dozen breweries, and I drink; maybe you get some food. You don’t ride. 508-5967 probably more than that as a new one seems come for the food and maybe get a drink. Got Now, after a touch of inebriation, it’s time bosquebrewing.com to open up every week. Aside from the it? Let’s go over it one more time: Drink first, to talk about the food. This is as it should be; Hours: 11am to 11pm, Monday through Wednesday obvious fact that they allow more people to food second. With that order now established, we’re not in “gastropub” territory, this is more 11am to 12am, Thursday become tipsy on the product of local brewers, let’s dive into the beer. pub grub. Even so, you want to eat something the tap rooms are also some of the city’s most 11am to 1am, Friday and Saturday Feeling summery, I took a quick tour of the worthwhile, right? To that end, skip the happy popular gathering spots. They’re not the dimly 12pm to 11pm, Sunday lighter beers, made possible with a collection hour specials altogether. I mean, I get it, it’s lit dive bars of yesteryear or the bass-pounding Vibe: Loud and friendly of 5 oz. sample pours ($2 apiece). Riverwalker Happy Hour, and you want something special, meat-market clubs of hookup culture, but a Extras: Happy hour (3pm to 6pm, daily) IPA offers a nose-punching hop bouquet that but resist the impulse. You will only be true gathering spot for people to sit down, The Alibi recommends: Scotia Scotch ale, Bosque leans toward the citrusy, while still having a disappointed in the lackadaisical beer cheese have a pint or two and enjoy a congenial, lager, Italian sandwich, caprese malty enough body to prop it up, so to speak. nachos and such. casual conversation. A call-back, perhaps, to The Bosque lager, a bright golden pour that Instead, go straight for the real menu. the original pub culture of England or the beer glistens like sunlight, makes for a low-alcohol Epecially the sandwiches. Two of these halls of Germany. You can meet up with some but found the meat dry and the green chile pint that goes down quickly on the pub’s particularly impressed me. The caprese, on pals, look over a blind date, and even round flavor far too muted to make an impact. Skip patio. Unlike other lagers, this one has thinly sliced ciabatta bread, uses fresh up another family or two and bring your kids. it. enough bitter at the base to keep it tomatoes and mozzarella for a light summery To that end, Bosque Brewery’s use of the If you’re getting a midday tipple on, then interesting. Summer in Hallertau, a light pale bite. A drizzle of balsamic vinegar gives it a old term “public house” for the location on the lunch special is worth checking out. For ale on seasonal offering, puts forward a piney, lilt as it touches your tongue, and it’s perfect Central and Girard fits perfectly. The space, $7 you get half a sandwich and either soup or orangey aroma, but backs it up with a crisp, to pair with a lager or a pale ale. The Italian though a bit spare in decor, is lively enough at salad. If the soup of the day doesn’t sound quenching body of flavor. sandwich, also on ciabatta, is more heavy, peak hours that the dining room can quickly appealing to you, check out the excellent My favorite of the beers on tap, though, is with capicola ham, gruyere and feta cheese, as become overwhelming due to the echoing green chile stew, which is offered daily. actually the very first Bosque brew that I tried well as a topping of sliced olive tapenade. It’s reverberations of conversation that bounce But really, your priority here is the beer, way back when I reviewed Spinn’s Burgers. a dark, savory flavor that goes well with a through the room. If you need something a the camaraderie and the conversation. If you The Scotia Scotch ale, a full-bodied, similarly dark beer. I also tried the pretzel brat little quieter, you can step out on to the wrap- keep that in mind, you will be very happy. a caramelly batch of complex, malty nectar, is sandwich, made with a green chile bratwurst, around patio and enjoy the evening air and JULY 16-22 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [19 ] FOOD | F lash in the pan the altruistic negotiator Haggling at the Growers’ Market

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t’s good to be able to drive a hard bargain. When buying a used snowboard on eBay, for I example, or attempting to stay out of a corrupt policeman’s car in some foreign city with only $50 in your pocket. On such occasions, one should negotiate with all of the cunning one can muster. But at the farmer’s market, the dogged pursuit of a bargain is usually poor form. This isn’t some South American open-air market, where out-of-town shoppers can expect an exorbitant gringo tax, which demands a certain amount of bargaining for the sake of dignity. Nor is this the cheerful theater of price discovery the guidebook prepared you for where the locals engage in lively bargaining as a form of social interaction. This isn’t to say that there is no room for dealmaking at the farmers market, because there most definitely is. But it’s a more nuanced kind of negotiating. How gracefully you can participate in this dance depends on how sincerely you attempt to understand, and empathize with, the situation from the farmer’s perspective. Farming straddles a sharp edge between labor of love and slave labor. Even in the rare cases where the farmer makes a decent living, he or she still works ungodly hours, in the heat, cold, rain, and in the most generally random, inconvenient of circumstances. \ Unexpected catastrophes, fickle markets and PHOTO BY MARJORY COLLINS ( changing weather patterns are part of this difficult package. “Can I pay for your beer,” I offered, “in “Good luck with that,” Steve said. He, In the rivers around my valley in the exchange for some salad mix and carrots?” along with Mike and most everyone else, had northern Rockies, water temperatures are I held out my basket and he loaded it up sold out of tomatoes early. A lap around the pushing the limits of what the trout can with what felt fair. For five bucks I got a pile market confirmed it. I returned to Steve’s tolerate. Anglers are cautioned not to fish in of carrots, a large green tomato, a handful of stand, sans tomatoes and thinking about a the afternoon, when the fish are especially zucchini and three bags of salad mix that Mike plan B, just in time to see Ernie walk off with fragile. Farmers, like their produce, are fragile had, impressively, managed to keep fresh. all of Steve’s eggplant in exchange for a block too, especially by the end of the market. Don’t Across the aisle, a farmer named Steve was of cheese. be that guy who tries to save a little beer surrounded by mountains of produce as the So now it was onto plan C. I made a money by pointing out how wilted the veggies clock ticked down. At least he had a good decision to blanch and freeze those 8-balls are. Instead, be the altruistic negotiator who shade system, so his stuff was faring as well as until I can get enough tomatoes and eggplant looks for ways to make it better for everyone. it could. The heat had given Steve an early together to make my ratatouille. Steve threw Be an angel of the free market, flowing like crop of eggplant, usually unheard of at this some extra goodies into the deal, including much-needed water through the parched time of year, and he had a big box of it. But I kale, cucumbers and even some eggplant that aisles, gravitating to the low places of was drawn in by his 8-ball summer squash, of Ernie left behind. opportunity. My flow took me to the dairy which I had grown fond while living in New For about $25, I killed it at that market, stand, where Ernie had extra gallons of milk Mexico, where they were called calabacitas. bringing home a gallon of fresh, organic milk, because the steamer on the espresso stand “You like these? I’ll give you a screaming plus significant quantities of carrots, salad next door was broken. He offered me a good deal on a whole box,” Steve said, as he pulled mix, kale, eggplants and cucumbers. And all price, and offered to keep the milk cool until I a box from beneath a table. It was packed with of this bounty was practically icing on the was ready to leave the market. Deal. those round, green/gray zucchini-like cake of 20 quart-sized freezer bags stuffed full On to the next. vegetables. of calabacitas, ready for cooking, that I ended Mike was packing up his stand, even I thought about those squash, and those up with. I blanched them for three minutes, though the market didn’t close for another eggplants, and realized that if I only had some then shocked in ice water, before packaging hour. “I’m sold out,” he said. Not completely, tomatoes, then I could make and freeze a large them up. he qualified, but close enough to pack it in. batch of ratatouille. I told Steve I was In addition to that ratatouille, come winter “I’m not gonna sit here in this heat just to interested in the 8-balls, as well as the I’ll be ready to make posole, to which I always sell some salad mix and carrots for 10 bucks,” eggplant, but I had to go see if I could find add calabacitas when available. And thanks to he told me. “I’m gonna go drink a beer.” some tomatoes. my altruistic negotiating skills, they will be. a [20 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22, 2015 WEEKLY BUSINESS PROFILE • PAID ADVERTISEMENT

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How did you get started in this dining room when it is full, and know and greet business? everyone by name. That is very important to me Type of Business and comforting to all of us to have that level of Not so many years ago, Susan and Daniel Restaurant familiarity. That means you can tell us what you Baca had an idea for a family style restaurant want, and we can make it for you; it means if Year Established with food from their families. Great Grub, something is not quite right, we will make sure simply made and served with love, would be 2012 we make it so; it means you can recommend us the staple, and guests would be surrounded by to someone and be assured that they will be part Owners the feeling of being at home. Recipes and of the “family” too. favorite foods from friends and relatives would Daniel and Susan Baca be the inspiration for the menu; customer work it takes to run your own place. No one can What are your growth goals? Hometown service would be as important as the food, tell you everything that is involved in being a Obviously, we want to increase our Native New Mexicans and, of course, we would name it after our business owner. It is one of the most intense business. My goal is that we become one of those children: Zachary, Sean and Trevor. After learning experiences ever. restaurants people immediately think of going to Business Address running La Fonda del Bosque at the National when they are going out to eat, whether it is just 5017 Menaul NE Hispanic Cultural Center for 7 years, we What significant changes have you because they don’t want to cook or for a special decided it was time to open our own “family implemented recently? occasion. I want to be recognized as having some Business Phone restaurant.” Getting our beer and wine license was a of the best food in this city with a truly great 505-200-0065 experience,. significant accomplishment. Now, having it be a Business Email Why did you choose this business? real asset to the restaurant is the next step. We Just crazy, I guess. We met in the want to implement some Wine & Tapas What is your company’s greatest [email protected] restaurant industry, and once it is in your Saturday Evenings in the future and maybe challenge? blood, there is no turning back. partner with a local microbrewery to promote Staying open and thriving amid the and that it will make you happy. Then, never our food and their beer. abundance of great restaurants in this city. quit—don’t give up. What is your business philosophy? Albuquerque is growing and I see a trend of Treat people like family, and they will be. What successes in the past year are nationally recognizable restaurants opening here. How would you describe your menu you most proud of accomplishing? People love the idea of these famous restaurants, and the food you serve? What is your educational Staying open. Quite simply staying open. and the local guy tends to fade into the Our food is very much comfort food, based background? background. Supporting local business has on recipes from our families and our favorites. What do you offer that the competition Daniel is a professionally trained chef, become very important to us now that we are New Mexican food the way Nana made it— doesn’t? one of the first graduates of the Culinary Arts one. people say it is the best red chile they have program at TVI—which is now CNM. We offer a true family experience, including eaten—fresh-made flan, natillas, caramel pecan What words of wisdom would you our toddler grandchildren who call this cinnamon rolls, our twist on the Monte Cristo How is operating your own business offer to someone starting their own restaurant home and think they work here. Zack, Sandwich—everything we make is made for feel- different than you expected? business? Sean and Trevor, and my daughters in law, good eating. No one can prepare you for the amount of Amanda and Bridgette work here. I can be in the First, make sure it is what you want to do

JULY 16-22 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [21 ] REEL WORLD FILM | revIew BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY she needs to get over her fear of commitment and her generally bruised attitude toward love. No fear of Flying In a normal rom-com, of course, the script Award-winning First Nations writer-director would fabricate all manner of wacky Georgina Lightning’s new film Fantasies of Trainwreck impediments to the central couple’s Flying will receive an exclusive preview screening this Thursday, July 16, at the Santa Fe Judd Apatow + Amy Schumer = Love permanent connection: crazy Art Institute. From 7 to 9pm, the public is invited misunderstandings, convoluted cases of to come view a rough cut of the film, followed by mistaken identity, a silly mix-up involving an an open discussion with Lightning on its ex-girlfriend. Trainwreck does none of that. themes—including “suicide, suicide prevention, The only thing standing between Amy and trauma and various forms of healing.” Lightning Aaron is Amy and Aaron. Mostly Amy. It’s all is seeking constructive feedback for the second edit of the film. SFAI promises an “exciting credit to Schumer and the distinct, deeply gathering of Native American artists, filmmakers, personal voice she puts into the script. So policy makers, healers and members of the we’re screwed up. So we make bad decisions. broader SFAI community.” Admission is free, but That doesn’t mean we don’t deserve love. you do need to RSVP with Eventbrite to ensure This conflict flows organically from the a seat. For complete details go to smartly delineated characters. For the last 25 sfai.org/lightning. SFAI is located at 1600 St. Michael’s Dr. in Santa Fe. years or so, our gal Amy has gotten into the habit of defending her father. Sure he’s a jerk, but he’s her dad. Since the divorce, dad’s life Can’t stop, won’t stop has taken a turn for the worse. Handicapped by multiple sclerosis, he’s stuck in an assisted living home and hating life even more than normal. Younger sister Kim (Brie Larson) has grown up to be the exact opposite of Amy. She’s happily married to an ordinary, upstanding guy. In arguments she takes the conflicting view of Amy’s, standing up for their poor, departed mother. This comes to a head in a pitched battle over dad’s health care. Should he be moved to a more expensive facility or demoted to something more bare bones? Every July Joss Whedon allows Serenity —the These are odd conversations to be having feature film spinoff of his cult sci-fi series in the middle of a salty-tongued romantic “Firefly”—to screen at theaters across the comedy. But they reveal what’s at the heart of country as a charity fundraiser. This Saturday, Trainwreck . The thing is Schumer could have July 18, marks the 10th anniversary of the “Can’t Stop the Serenity” screenings. Local fan club taken the easy road here. She’s the hottest Albuquerque Browncoats are pulling out all the thing in comedy right now, headlining stops to make this year’s event a big deal. The Comedy Central’s clip-worthy series “Inside first 200 online ticket buyers get a 2015 Swag BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Amy Schumer.” A few memorably scatological Pack, featuring a Fruity Oaty bar, an exclusive Trainwreck jokes and her feature film breakout would have 10th anniversary button, a bunch of stickers and Directed by Judd Apatow; Starring Amy Schumer, udd Apatow has solidified his reputation in been a guaranteed hit. Nobody was asking her more. In addition, there will be incredible Bill Hader, Brie Larson memorabilia for sale at the screening, including Hollywood by directing a string of to do serious drama. Nobody expected her to Rated R t-shirts, posters, patches and a special edition Jappealingly raunchy, late-in-life coming-of- prove her acting chops. And yet, Trainwreck Opens Friday 7/17 coin. As if that weren’t enough, there will be age comedies (T he 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked wants to be more than standard, formulaic and raffles, food, fun, music, a costume contest and, Up, This Is 40) . So it’s no shock to see his forgettable. It’s funny, it’s realistic, it’s of course, a damn fine movie to watch. All latest, T rainwreck, featuring more of the same. it works for her. heartfelt, and it stings a little at times. proceeds benefit Equality Now and UNM Apatow, rising to the challenge, is content to Children’s Hospital. The event will take place The film is chockablock with bad behavior, Assigned by her editor (Tilda Swinton in a from 6 to 11pm at the KiMo Theatre (423 Central adult humor and punch lines that are fun cameo) to write an article on a famous let his camera linger on the occasional NW). Tickets are $10 apiece and can be impossible to repeat in front of your parents. sports medicine doctor named Aaron (former emotional moments. Not every scene here has purchased through kimotickets.com. For more It’s easily one of the funniest films of the “SNL” star Bill Hader), Amy grudgingly to end with a wisecrack. info visit Albuquerque Browncoats on Facebook. summer. But what makes this such an accepts. (She hates sports.) One interview and There are imperfections, sure. The film unexpected pleasure is his latest choice of several drinks later, and Amy has jumped into features some inspired cameos, mostly from Food for film collaborators, sketch comedy star du jour Amy bed with Aaron. For her, it’s pretty much par sports stars. (Basketballer LeBron James proves Schumer. for the course. Post-coitus, she finds herself himself a hilarious scene-stealer as Aaron’s This July 19 is Give Back Sunday at B2B clingy best friend.) But by the time Matthew Bistronomy in Nob Hill (3118 Central SE). The Though T rainwreck is Apatow’s first fully unable to ditch out on him and ends up restaurant will be donating 20 percent of all female-centric film, it doesn’t look very spending the night (a no-no in her book of Broderick shows up as himself, it feels like food purchases after 12pm to the New Mexico different from his previous paeans to stunted rules). The next day, he calls and asks if they Apatow is just calling in favors. In the final Film Foundation. NMFF is a relatively new growth—at least at first. Schumer (who wrote can see each other again, confirming Amy’s resolution, Trainwreck sheds a lot of its nonprofit organization dedicated to supporting the script herself) stars as Amy, a New York- cynicism to deliver just a bit of romantic the independent film industry in New Mexico by worst fears—Aaron is a nice guy. She has no based writer for a lowest-common- idea what to do with a nice guy. “Monogamy is cheese. At that point, though, it’s hard to offering “financial support and educational begrudge the film and its characters some opportunities” to our state’s indie-minded denominator men’s magazine (sample article: a lie” is the mantra her father taught her, and moviemakers. In the past year, they’ve offered “The 10 Ugliest Celebrity Children Under 6 she lives by it. Against Amy’s ... well, we can’t hard-earned happiness. Like all romantic workshops, grants, the “Life in New Mexico” Years Old”). Amy’s an unapologetic party girl. say better judgment. Against her bad comedies, it ultimately boils down to media project and the New Mexico Film She drinks to excess, smokes pot and tries to judgment, she starts dating Aaron. chemistry—not between the leads, who are Foundation Actors Showcase. Their goal is to sleep with as many men as possible. This “no great together—but between the director and establish an accelerator which will help Here’s where Trainwreck gets better and consequences” lifestyle appears to be leftover smarter than your average rom-com. There’s star. Apatow gives Schumer’s material the filmmakers with the business side of the film polished Hollywood treatment it deserves. She industry—from preproduction to budgeting to baggage from her alcoholic, womanizing father really no reason Amy and Aaron shouldn’t be marketing and distribution. So get yourself a (comedian Colin Quinn), who ditched out on together. He’s charming and funny and really gives Apatow’s film the mix of raw humor and tasty burger and help out the local film scene. the family when Amy and her sister were quite good to Amy. (He even volunteers for Doctors honest emotion it needs. a For more info go to nmfilmfoundation.org. a young. It’s a selfish and immature attitude, but Without Borders.) He’s exactly the sort of guy

[22 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22 , 2015 TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX Super TV Six scoops from San Diego Comic-Con people’s speculations: Arrow many be dead, BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY but Green Arrow is going strong. Amell showed up wearing the character’s fancy new he annual, epic San Diego Comic-Con duds for Season 4 (starting Oct. 7). They wrapped up this past weekend out in feature more armor, less sleeves and a green- TCalifornia. Hollywood has taken hued look much closer to his comic book possession of the convention in recent years, origins. crowding out comic book industry bigwigs in “Heroes Reborn”— Skepticism has been favor of splashy movie stars. In addition to all high for NBC’s reboot of the superhuman the breaking movie news (including trailers for series “Heroes.” But San Diego was as Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Deadpool receptive an audience as the show’s creators and Suicide Squad ), there was plenty of were likely to get. The new season’s trailer television news to be gleaned. So here, in no teased the return of HRG (Jack Coleman), particular order, are the coolest genre TV Hiro Nakamura (Masi Oka), The Haitian tidbits from this year’s Comic-Con. (Jimmy Jean-Louis) and Matt Parkman (Greg “American Horror Story: Hotel”— Grunberg)—as well as a slew of brand-new Creator Ryan Murphy admitted the fifth ordinary humans with supernatural abilities. It season of FX’ horror anthology will feature looks like an intriguing lineup. Let’s hope even more familiar faces, proving that all the creator Tim Kring has come up with a more seasons are linked together. “Characters from cohesive story line for this 13-episode event. previous seasons will come check into the “Marvel’s Agent Carter”— The second hotel,” said Murphy. A teaser trailer released season of Marvel’s period superspy series will in the wake of Comic-Con features a glimpse move from New York to 1947 Hollywood. (well, an arm and a hand, anyway) of this Showrunners Tara Butters and Michele coming season’s big guest star, Lady Gaga. Fazekas said the new story line was inspired by “Ash vs. Evil Dead”— Starz network’s the infamous Black Dahlia murder. Thankfully, spin-off of Sam Raimi’s cult horror-comedy Jarvis (James D’Arcy) will be along for the movie series debuted a feature-length trailer. ride. You can catch Season 2 starting in The Bruce Campbell-led show premieres on January 2016, during the midseason hiatus of Halloween and will be a direct sequel to Evil “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” Dead 2 . ( Army of Darkness being “off limits” “Fear the Walking Dead”— AMC according to Raimi.) The biggest surprise was premiered the first episode of its “The Walking the announcement that Lucy Lawless (“Xena: Dead” prequel to an invitation-only crowd at Warrior Princess”) would be in it, playing a Comic-Con. According to the buzz, the pilot character called Knowby. As Evil Dead -heads is moodier and far less focused on flesh-eating know, Prof. Knowby was the discoverer of the action than “The Walking Dead.” It’s set in Necronomicon in the original film. Los Angeles during the first few weeks of the “Arrow”— At the end of last season, CW’s zombie outbreak and centers on a recently “Arrow” seemed to feature the superhero divorced guidance counselor (the ubiquitous hanging up his costume for good. Star Stephen Kim Dickens), her former spouse (Cliff Curtis, Amell teased viewers further by telling them “Trauma”) and their heroin-addicted son Arrow was gone, never to return. In San (Frank Dillane, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Diego, however, Amell confirmed most Prince ). It debuts to the public on Aug. 23. a

8:30am) No, I did not just have a stroke answers to the mystery of Edith’s at the keyboard. That’s the actual name long-buried life. THE WEEK IN of Nick’s new cartoon about a quartet of roommates (you can work out what they are from the title) who have surreal TUESDAY 21 SLOTH adventures in a manic, clockwork “Knock Knock Live” (KASA-2 8pm) FOX’ metropolis. “new next generation LIVE reality TV “MythBusters” (Discovery 7pm) Jamie show” has Ryan Seacrest showing up THURSDAY 16 and Adam (now flying solo) break down at random strangers’ doors to host a that contentious “machine gun” myth game show in which anything can “Geeks Who Drink” (Syfy 9pm) Nerdy from the final episode of “Breaking happen. You could win a paid-off America’s favorite excuse to get drunk Bad.” mortgage, your favorite celebrity could and recall quotes from The Big drop by, you could get a surprise Lebowski comes to Syfy, where it was SUNDAY 19 marriage proposal. In other words: probably always destined to wind up. Producers didn’t bother coming up “Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll” (FX 11pm) Tut (Spike 7pm) Spike’s first miniseries is, with a concept. Comedian Denis Leary is the oddly enough, this three-night historical creator/star of this comedy about a drama about King Tutankhamun’s rise to WEDNESDAY 22 washed-up rock star who tries to reunite power. his old band only to find his talented, “Raiders, Raptors and Rebels: Behind the “White People” (MTV 9pm) Filipino sexy (not to mention young) daughter Magic of ILM” (Science 8pm) Check journalist (and self-described “illegal usurping his position as lead singer. out the high-tech wizardry that goes on immigrant”) Jose Antonio Vargas at the visual effects factory behind hosts this documentary about white FRIDAY 17 everything from Star Wars to The privilege. Terminator to Jurassic Park . “Home Free” (KASA-2 8pm) FOX “Treasure Quest: Snake Island” muscles in on the home renovation (Discovery 8pm) If you can’t get MONDAY 20 reality show competition category. enough docu-reality shows in which Watch your ass, HGTV. people never find the things in the Packed in a Trunk: The Lost Art of Edith Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (Syfy 7pm) titles—be they ghosts (“Ghost Hunters”), Lake Wilkinson (HBO 7pm) Edith Lake bigfoots (“Finding Bigfoot”) or buried Cynical, lazy television’s ultimate Wilkinson, a troubled artist, was locked fulfillment of the “vast wasteland” treasure (“The Curse of Oak Island”)— away in an asylum in the 1920s. Some then this series is for you. assessment or irresistibly goofy, self- 40 years later her great-niece, Academy conscious parody of event Award-winning writer and director Jane television? Feel free to debate SATURDAY 18 Anderson, discovered a trunk full of her amongst yourselves. David artwork in an attic. The result is this Hasselhoff and Bo Derek are in this “Pig Goat Banana Cricket” (Nickelodeon documentary journey to find the one. If that helps. a

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BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY writes and directs. 99 minutes. R. (Opens Friday 7/17 at eaten over and over and over again? Well, we’re pretty sure Kyle Reese, Emilia Clarke from “Game of Thrones” as Sarah High Ridge) we’ve got all the kinks worked out. Fourth time’s the Connor), a muddled script and an “alternate timeline.” OPENING THIS WEEK charm!” I mean, come on. ... Ah, well, at least we’ve got Seems it’s 1984 again. Young Sarah Connor has been fully Mr. Holmes Chris Pratt. He’s cool. 124 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 warned of Skynet’s plans for Judgment Day and is The 12th Annual Festival of Film Noir An elderly, retired Sherlock Holmes (Sir Ian McKellen) Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Icon protecting herself with a reprogrammed (and rather old) Guild Cinema spends another summer in the dark with five looks back on his life and career, trying to come to grips Cinemas Albuquerque) Terminator (played, of course, by Arnold Schwarzenegger). double features in 10 days! July 17 and 18 it’s “New with one long-unsolved case involving a beautiful woman. Then John Connor shows up from the future, only he’s a Mexico Noir” with two set-in-New-Mexico masterpieces, Bill Condon ( Gods and Monsters, Dreamgirls ) directs from Magic Mike XXL Terminator now, and things get super confusing. See what 1947’s Ride the Pink Horse and 1951’s Ace in the Hole . the novel by Mitch Cullin. 104 minutes. PG. (Opens The ab-having studs of Magic Mike (Channing Tatum, Matt you did, Star Trek ? 122 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 July 19 and 20 highlights “Japanese Noir” with 1949’s Thursday 7/16 at Century 14 Downtown) Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash, Adam Rodriquez) Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Icon Stray Dog and 1933’s Dragnet Girl . July 21 and 22 bring return. It’s been three years since our “magic” hero got out Cinemas Albuquerque) “The Lighter Side of Noir” with 1982’s Dead Men Don’t Trainwreck of the male stripper business, but he’s recruited by the Wear Plaid (starring Steve Martin) and 1972’s Play It Reviewed this issue. 125 minutes. R. (Opens Thursday remaining Kings of Tampa to go on one last, blowout Again, Sam (starring Woody Allen). Thursday closes this 7/16 at Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere performance in Myrtle Beach. Bottom line: Hot guys take week out on “Desert Noir with Ida Lupino.” That features Cinema, Century Rio) off their clothes to the Backstreet Boys. Who needs more SECOND RUN 1953’s The Hitch-Hiker and 1941’s High Sierra . This is one information than that? 115 minutes. R. (Century 14 We Are Still Here Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Icon Aloha of the Guild’s best noir lineups. Don’t miss it. (Opens Friday A celebrated military contractor (Bradley Cooper) returns 7/17 at Guild Cinema) Barbara Crampton ( Re-Animator, The Lords of Salem ), Lisa Cinemas Albuquerque) Marie ( Mars Attacks!, Sleepy Hollow ) and Larry Fessenden to the site of his greatest career triumph (Hawaii) and finds (director of Habit and Wendigo ) star in this cult chiller Max himself caught between his ex-girlfriend (Rachel Ant-Man McAdams) and the no-nonsense Air Force officer assigned The latest Marvel Cinematic Universe offering is smaller about a couple who move into a suspiciously cheap house Lassie gets a patriotic, post-9/11 makeover. A dog that helped U.S. Marines in Afghanistan returns to America and to babysit him (Emma Stone). This muddled romantic than its fellow superhero movies in a number of ways. Paul in rural New England only to discover they’re not the only is adopted by his handler’s teenage brother after “suffering comedy comes to us from writer-director Cameron Crowe Rudd is fine and dandy as a cat burglar recruited by an tenants. Cue the blood, dead people and creepy locals. 84 a traumatic experience.” Troubled teen and troubled dog (Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire ). who’s done far better aging scientist (Michael Douglas) to don a powerful minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 7/17 at Guild Cinema) bond. Then somebody gets lost in the woods, and there’s work in the past. 105 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies shrinking suit and fight the bad guys. The size-changing an adventure. 111 minutes. PG. (Icon Cinemas West) special effects are a blast, but the film is neither fish nor Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) fowl. There’s not enough humor to make it a comedy, and STILL PLAYING Alvin and The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked too little action to compete with the big boys of summer. Minions As you can tell from the hilarious titular pun, Alvin and his It’s perfectly entertaining in moments, but this one needed Amy The lovable yellow sidekicks from the Despicable Me films bandmates go overboard while performing on a cruise ship a lot more style and spark to avoid the “generic Marvel This controversial documentary relates the story of finally get their own spin-off. History tells us that the and end up marooned on a tropical island. Your love for movie” pit it occasionally stumbles into. 117 minutes. PG- departed British soul singer Amy Winehouse “in her own Minions have been around since the dawn of time, looking this film will be based mostly on how badly you want to 13. (Opens Thursday 7/16 at Century 14 Downtown, Rio words.” Archival footage and unheard tracks enliven the for evildoers to whom they can pledge their slavish see The Chipettes sing “Whip My Hair.” 87 minutes. G. Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas film’s slow-motion car crash of a narrative. Fans will feel devotion. This hectic, anarchy-driven toon takes us to (Movies 8, Movies West) Albuquerque) the loss most deeply, but even those who didn’t listen to swingin’ ’60s London where a trio of semi-moronic Minions Winehouse may find themselves gripped by the unflinching try to help the world’s first female supervillain (voiced by Bajrangi Bhaaijaan Cartel Land account. 128 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown) Sandra Bullock) steal the Crown Jewels. The plot is terribly In this typical Indian comedy/romance/adventure/martial This on-the-ground exercise in embedded journalism looks inconsequential—but it’s hard to deny the silly fun to be arts/song-and-dance mash-it-all up, a studly reporter at the real-life journeys of two modern-day vigilante groups Avengers: Age of Ultron had along the way. 91 minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere (Salman Khan) embarks on a modern-day quest to get a as they battle the murderous Mexican drug cartels. In the Earth’s mightiest mortals are back for a second go-around. Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas mute little girl back to her home in Pakistan. In Hindi with Mexican state of Michoacán, a small-town doctor leads a Seems that Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) has built a Albuquerque) English subtitles. 154 minutes. Unrated. (Movies West) citizens uprising against the local drug cartel. In Arizona’s super-powered robot named Ultron (voiced by James Altar Valley, an American veteran heads a small Spader) who wants to bring peace to humanity by wiping it San Andreas Cinderella paramilitary group trying to stop Mexico’s drug wars from out. Can Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The Hulk, Black The B-movie disaster flicks of the ’70s get a CGI facelift Kenneth Branagh ( Henry V, Thor ) directs this straight-faced, crossing the border. Filmmaker Matthew Heineman Widow, Hawkeye and newcomer The Vision stop this courtesy of the guy who directed Journey 2: The Mysterious unironic live-action adaptation of Disney’s 1950 animated snagged two major awards at this year’s Sundance Film metallic madman before his plan comes to fruition? Island . Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stars as an emotionally gem. It looks gorgeous from top to bottom, and Lily James Festival for this vivid documentary about ordinary people Probably, otherwise we don’t get any more movies. wounded rescue copter pilot who has to race across (from “Downton Abbey”) seems perfectly appropriate as fighting corruption. 98 minutes. R. (Opens Friday 7/17 at Overstuffed? Sure. Exciting. Hell, yeah. 141 minutes. PG- California and save his college-bound daughter (Alexandra the ball-going protagonist. But this version adds nothing High Ridge) 13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) Daddario) when the San Andreas fault splits in two. It’s got whatsoever new to the old story. For Disney princess all the collapsing buildings and corny one-liners you’ll completists only. Reviewed in v24 i11. 113 minutes. PG. Cowspiracy: The Sustainability Secret The Gallows need this summer. 114 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) (Movies West) This rabble-rousing documentary attempts to blow the lid Cheap, “found footage” horror film “from the producers of off large-scale factory farming, exposing the devastating Paranormal Activity and Insidious ” about a group of people Self/Less Entourage environmental impact of the industry. There will be a post- wandering into a claustrophobic location and videotaping Ryan Reynolds and Sir Ben Kingsley star in this sci-fi The Mark Wahlberg-produced sitcom about a suddenly film discussion with Rae Sikora and JC Corcoran of themselves while they’re stalked and killed, one by one? thriller from director Tarsem Singh ( The Cell, Immortals ) popular young actor (Adrian Grenier) and his dudebro pals plantpeacedaily.org and Bryan Bird from WildEarth Check. TV commercials emphasizing “hidden camera” and writers David & Alex Pastor ( Carriers, The Last Days ). from back in Jersey (Kevin Connolly, Jerry Ferrara, Kevin Guardians. All proceeds from the screening go to Santuario footage of real audiences jumping at the film’s various An extremely wealthy man, dying of cancer, undergoes a Dillon) arrives on the big screen four years after going off de Karuna and Animal Protection of New Mexico. 90 “Boo!” moments? Check. So what’s new? ... Well, Kathie radical medical procedure that transfers his consciousness the air on HBO. Now it seems our boy Vinnie Chase minutes. Unrated. (Opens Sunday 7/19 at Guild Cinema) Lee Gifford’s daughter is in it. 80 minutes. R. (Rio Rancho into the body of a healthy young man. Naturally, all is not (Grenier) wants to direct, and it’s up to his old pal Ari Gold Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Icon as it seems. Seconds , the very similar John Frankenheimer (Jeremy Piven) to make the dream happen. Be prepared Deli Man Cinemas Albuquerque) movie from 1966, is better ... but has fewer explosions. for movie star cameos galore and plenty of highly rewarded This documentary steeped in Jewish culture examines the 117 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, bad behavior. 104 minutes. R. (Movies 8, Movies West) food-making traditions of Hungary, Poland, Russia and Inside Out Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) Romania that seeped into late 19th-century and early Pixar mixes up another can’t-miss instaclassic. This Ex Machina 20th-century America to become part of our culinary and stunningly original, digitally animated toon takes us inside Spy British writer Alex Garland ( The Beach, 28 Days Later..., cultural vernacular. As a guide we have enthusiastic, third- the mind of an 11-year-old girl and introduces us to the Melissa McCarthy reunites with her Bridesmaids /The Heat Dredd ) tries his hand at directing with this sci-fi tale about generation delicatessen owner Ziggy Gruber, who takes us anthropomorphized feelings at work inside her head. Chief director Paul Feig to play a deskbound CIA analyst who a young programmer selected to participate in a on a tour of Jewish delis from New York to Los Angeles. 91 among them is Joy (perfect Amy Poehler), who’s stuck suddenly becomes a field agent when the identities of all breakthrough experiment in artificial intelligence by minutes. Unrated. (Opens Saturday 7/18 at Guild Cinema) working with a bunch of negative Nellies (Sadness, Anger, the other operatives are compromised. McCarthy provides evaluation the “human qualities” of a female robot. Like all Fear and Disgust). But when Joy and Sadness get lost in all the slapstick action. Jude Law and Jason Statham drop female robots in movies, she turns out to be both sexy and Double Indemnity the recesses of the young girl’s mind, the film warps from by to do the sophisticated spy thing. 115 minutes. R. dangerous. We’ve seen this sort of high-tech Frankenstein Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwyck star in this gold an inventive workplace comedy to a wildly imaginative, (Century Rio) story before, but Garland’s script is highly literate and his standard film noir from 1944. Billy Wilder directs from a Willy Wonka -esque fantasy. It seems silly to say that a film direction thrilling. 108 minutes. R. (Movies 8, Movies West) screenplay by Raymond Chandler himself. Murder is in the about emotions is emotional, but trust me when I say this Ted 2 air when an insurance rep meets a tough-talking dame film has all the feels ! Reviewed in v24 i26. 94 minutes. Writer-director-actor Seth MacFarlane (“Family Guy”) Faith of Our Fathers with one husband too many. 107 minutes. Unrated. (Opens PG. (Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century 14 Downtown, returns for more raunchy shenanigans. MacFarlane once At the height of the Vietnam War, two young fathers—one a Sunday 7/19 at Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) again voices talking, boozing, sex-crazed teddy bear Ted man of faith, one a doubtful cynic—report for duty. while Mark Wahlberg plays his lifelong human pal. This time Decades later, their sons travel to the Vietnam Veterans Gemma Bovary Jurassic World around Ted and his new bride (Jessica Barth) want to have Memorial in Washington, DC, guided by handwritten letters Gemma Arterton ( Quantum of Solace, Clash of the Titans ) I’m not upset that Hollywood has decided to make a third a baby. But first, Ted has to prove his “personhood” in their fathers sent from the battlefield. There, beside The stars in this modern-day update of Gustave Flaubert’s Jurassic Park sequel. Because, you know, money . I am, court. Hijinks ensue. 115 minutes. R. (Rio Rancho Premiere Wall, the young men learn ... something, something, Jesus. classic novel Madame Bovary . This loose French sex farce however, ticked off that the fictional executives at InGen Cinema, Century Rio) This one comes to us from Pure Flix, the “family friendly” (actually based on the graphic novel by British cartoonist thought they could get away with this. Did someone at the Christian company behind such films as God’s Not Dead, Posy Simmonds) finds an ex-Parisian hipster lusting after corporation send out a memo saying, “Hey, everybody. Terminator Genisys his married neighbor and doing his best to reenact the plot Remember that dinosaur theme park we were trying to The Terminator series reboots itself with a partially new Film Capsules continues on page 26 to Madame Bovary . Anne Fontaine ( Coco Before Chanel ) open? 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(Movies 8, Movies Trainwreck Fri-Thu 11:10am, 2:05, 5:00, 7:55, 10:50 The Gallows Fri-Thu 12:10, 2:15, 4:15, 6:15, 8:10, 10:10 West) Ant-Man Fri-Thu 11:00am, 4:40, 7:30 Minions 3D Fri-Thu 12:00, 4:55 Ant-Man 3D Fri-Thu 12:25, 1:50, 3:15, 6:05, 9:00, 10:20 Minions Fri-Thu 11:30am, 12:30, 1:40, 2:55, 3:50, 5:15, Furious 7 Self/Less Fri-Sat 10:55am, 1:45, 4:35, 7:25, 10:15; Sun- 6:00, 7:40, 8:10, 10:15 The automotive insult to gravity and various related Mon 10:55am, 10:15; Tue 10:55am, 1:45, 10:15; Wed Magic Mike XXL Fri-Thu 2:50, 5:25, 8:00, 10:30 forms of physics continues, despite the untimely 10:55am, 10:15; Thu 10:55am, 1:45, 4:35 Terminator Genisys Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:40, 6;30, 9:15 death of star Paul Walker. Vin Diesel, Dwayne “The The Gallows Fri-Thu 1:10, 3:25, 5:40, 8:00, 10:10 Max Fri-Thu 12:20 Rock” Johnson and Ludacris pick up the slack, Amy Fri-Thu 10:50am, 1:50, 4:55, 7:50, 10:50 Inside Out Fri-Thu 12:20, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:10 shooting and/or crashing cars into countless people, Minions Fri-Thu 11:45am, 1:25, 2:15, 3:55, 4:40, 6:25, Jurassic World Fri-Thu 1:30, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00 places and things. Seems Evil British Guy (Jason 7:15, 8:55, 9:45 Statham) is going after car thief/invincible superhero Minions 3D Fri-Tue 12:35, 3:05, 5:35, 8:05, 10:30; Wed MOVIES 8 Dominic Toretto and crew for killing his brother, Evil 12:35, 3:05, 10:30; Thu 12:35, 3:05 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 British Guy From The Last Movie (Luke Evans). 137 Terminator Genisys Fri-Wed 10:50am, 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies West) 10:35; Thu 10:50am, 1:45 Alvin and The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Tue 9:30am Magic Mike XXL Fri-Thu 11:05am, 1:55, 4:50, 7:35, 10:45 Faith of Our Fathers Fri-Thu 11:50am, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, Get Hard Inside Out Fri-Thu 11:10, 1:40, 4:25, 7:10, 9:50 9:50 Will Ferrell and the clearly overworked Kevin Hart (six Jurassic World Fri-Thu 1:55, 7:45 Ex Machina Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:40, 6:30, 9:30 films last year and two so far in 2015) star in this Jurassic World 3D Fri-Thu 11:00am, 4:50, 10:40 Entourage Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:10, 5:00, 7:40, 10:30 racial comedy. Ferrell is millionaire James King, busted Aloha Fri-Thu 11:10am, 1:50 for fraud and bound for San Quentin. On the run from CENTURY RIO Home Fri-Thu 11:00am, 7:00 police, James ends up in the South Central LA home I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 Home 3D Fri-Thu 1:40, 4:20 of family man Darnell Lewis (Hart). Mistaking him for a Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Fri-Thu 11:20am, 2:00, 4:40, 7:30, street thug (because, you know, racial humor), James Double Indemnity Sun-Mon 2:00, 7:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 10:15 offers to pay the man to school him in the art of being Trainwreck Fri-Sat 9:30am, 10:35am, 11:40am, 12:45, Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:10, 2:40, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20 1:50, 2:55, 4:00, 5:05, 6:10, 7:15, 8:20, 9:25, 10:30, a gangsta—so he can survive in prison. Needless to Poltergeist Fri-Thu 4:30, 7:10, 10:10 11:35; Sun-Thu 9:30am, 10:35am, 11:40am, 12:45, say, this mismatched buddy comedy doesn’t try very Furious 7 Fri-Thu 11:40am, 3:20, 6:40, 10:00 1:50, 2:55, 4:00, 5:05, 6:10, 7:15, 8:20, 9:25, 10:30 hard. 100 minutes. R. (Movies 8) Get Hard Fri-Thu 9:40 Ant-Man Fri-Thu 10:25am, 11:40am, 1:30, 2:45, 4:35, 7:40, 8:55, 10:45 Home Ant-Man 3D Fri-Sat 9:45am, 11:00am, 12:15, 12:50, 2:05, MOVIES WEST DreamWorks Animation mashes together E.T. the 3:20, 3:55, 5:10, 5:50, 6:25, 7:00, 8:15, 9:30, 10:05, 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 Extra-Terrestrial and Lilo & Stitch in the hopes that 11:20, 12:01am; Sun-Thu 9:45am, 11:00am, 12:15, Alvin and The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Wed 10:00am wayward alien mascot Oh (voiced by Jim Parsons from 12:50, 2:05, 3:20, 3:55, 5:10, 5:50, 6:25, 7:00, 8:15, “The Big Bang Theory”) will become the next toy/video Bajrangi Bhaaijaan Fri-Thu 7:00 9:30, 10:05 Faith of Our Fathers Fri-Thu 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40, 10:10 game/t-shirt-generating machine. It’s safe to say he Self/Less Fri-Sat 10:20am, 1:25, 4:30, 7:35, 10:40; Sun- won’t. The story, about a misfit alien who befriends a Ex Machina Fri-Thu 1:40, 4:25, 7:10, 9:55 Mon 10:20am, 10:40; Tue 10:20am, 1:25, 4:30, 7:35, Entourage Fri-Thu 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45 lonely Earth girl (Rihanna), feels awfully recycled. If 10:40 you’re an adult who doesn’t find Parsons’ voice Aloha Fri-Thu 1:05, 7:00 The Gallows Fri-Thu 9:50am, 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50, Home Fri-Thu 12:00, 7:30, 10:00 grating, you might survive a screening with your kids. 10:20 94 minutes. PG. (Movies 8, Movies West) Home 3D Fri-Thu 2:30, 5:00 Minions Fri-Sat 10:25am, 11:00am, 12:05, 1:05, 1:40, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 2:45, 3:45, 4:20, 5:25, 6:25, 7:00, 8:05, 9:05, 9:40, Hot Pursuit 10:05 10:45, 11:45; Sun-Thu 10:25am, 11:00am, 12:05, 1:05, Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45 In the proud tradition of Midnight Run (with Robert De 1:40, 2:45, 3:45, 4:20, 5:25, 6:25, 7:00, 8:05, 9:05, Furious 7 Fri-Thu 3:45, 9:40 Niro and Charles Grodin) and Witless Protection (with 9:40, 10:45 Cinderella Fri-Thu 1:20, 4:10 Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy), Reese Minions 3D Fri-Sat 9:55am, 11:30am, 12:35, 2:10, 3:15, Witherspoon and Sofía Vergara star in this action 4:50, 5:55, 7:30, 8:35, 10:10, 11:15; Sun-Thu 9:55am, comedy about an officer of the law escorting a 11:30am, 12:35, 2:10, 3:15, 4:50, 5:55, 7:30, 8:35, RIO RANCHO PREMIERE CINEMA reluctant witness across the country while being 10:10 1000 Premiere Parkway • 994-3300 pursued by cops and gunmen alike. 87 minutes. PG- Terminator Genisys Fri-Sat 10:00am, 11:30am, 1:10, 2:40, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Wed 10:00am 4:15, 5:50, 7:25, 9:00, 10:35, 12:01am; Sun-Tue 13. (Movies 8, Movies West) Trainwreck Fri-Thu 12:45, 3:55, 7:05, 10:15 10:00am, 11:30am, 1:10, 2:40, 4:15, 5:50, 7:25, 9:00, Ant-Man Fri-Thu 10:00am, 11:00am, 1:55, 3:50, 4:50, 7:45, 10:35; Wed 10:00am, 1:10, 4:15, 7:25, 10:35 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 10:40 Magic Mike XXL Fri-Thu 9:55am, 1:00, 4:05, 7:10, 10:15 You brought this on yourself, America. Incompetent but Ant-Man 3D Fri-Wed 12:55, 6:45, 9:40; Thu 12:55 Max Fri-Thu 10:05am, 1:05, 4:05, 7:05 accidentally heroic security guard Paul Blart (Kevin The Gallows Fri-Thu 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25 Ted 2 Fri-Thu 10:20am, 1:25, 4:30, 7:35, 10:40 James) goes off on vacation to Las Vegas with his Self/Less Fri-Thu 6:10, 9:10 Inside Out Fri-Thu 10:40am, 1:35, 4:25, 7:25, 10:20 teenage daughter (Raini Rodriguez). But when crime Minions Fri-Wed 10:30am, 11:40am, 2:15, 3:40, 4:50, Jurassic World Fri-Tue 9:30am, 11:05, 12:45, 2:20, 4:00, rears its ugly head in the form of a casino heist, the 7:25, 8:50, 10:00; Thu 10:30am, 11:40am, 2:15, 3:40, 5:35, 7:15, 8:50, 10:30; Wed 9:30am, 11:05am, 12:45, fat dude on the Segway fights back. With wacky 4:50, 7:25, 10:00 2:20, 4:00, 7:15, 10:30 slapstick jokes. At least Larry, Moe and Curly had each Minions 3D Fri-Wed 1:05, 6:15; Thu 1:05 Spy Fri-Thu 9:50am, 1:00, 4:10, 7:20, 10:35 other to play off of. 94 minutes. PG. (Movies 8, Movies Terminator Genisys 3D Fri-Thu 3:40, 9:40 San Andreas Fri-Thu 10:05am West) Magic Mike XXL Fri-Wed 10:45, 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10:10; Thu 10:40, 1:30, 4:20 Poltergeist COTTONWOOD STADIUM 16 Terminator Genisys Fri-Thu 12:40, 6:40 The hit 1982 ghost story from Steven Spielberg and Cottonwood Mall • 897-6858 Ted 2 Fri-Wed 10:35am, 1:25, 4:15, 7:05, 9:55; Thu Tobe Hooper gets an amped-up remake starring Sam Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. 10:35am, 1:25, 4:15 Rockwell ( Confessions of a Dangerous Mind ), Max Fri-Tue 12:30, 3:20 Rosemarie DeWitt ( Cinderella Man ) and Jared Harris Inside Out Fri-Wed 10:40am, 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 10:00; Thu (poor Lane Pryce from “Mad Men”). You can see it in GUILD CINEMA 10:40am, 1:30, 4:20 3D if you want. 93 minutes. PG-13. 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[26 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22 , 2015 JULY 16-22 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [27 ] [28 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22 , 2015 MUSIC | Show Up I LIKE TO WATCH BY AUGUST MARCH Music Docs al Instante! A summer sound orgy without Fear and Doubt This summer, the teevee was done for at mi chante . I just couldn’t sit through another baseball Five future encounters game. I’ve watched The Fifth Element, The Princess Bride and Prometheus a hundred thousand times— Sunday each. Don’t get me started on reality shows. I got The Melvins! That’s right, readers, the into “Naked and Afraid” for a while, but got goddamn Melvins —a big old band from the uncomfortable with all the frog-eating and gaunt expressions. northern forest whose story and songs you all I put the remote down, headed to the nearest are no doubt familiar with—jam out with computer terminal and began streaming music rotten precision on Sunday, July 19, at documentaries. So far it’s been pretty rewarding. Launchpad (618 Central SW). Timelessly With Netflix there are a heap of decent rock docs sludgy and fortified with punk rock panache (and related genres) available al instante . Here’s some of what I’ve run into so far this summer. more startling than King Buzzo’s latest hairdo, David Lynch made a film titled Duran Duran: this group of OG gentlemen make it happen Unstaged (2010, Screenvision) . The guy who with a droning sonic venom that overpowers successfully visualized the quasi-religious even as it entrances. Guitarist Buzz Osborne appearance of the Spacing Guild at Emperor and drummer Dale Crover form the delectably Shaddam IV’s court also made a movie about dudes burnt heart of the ensemble. Jeff Pinkus, who sang about a rocker chick named after the Rio Grande. Fascinating. At times visually austere and at formerly of some Texas tunesters known as others florid, the film puts a fine focus on the work of Butthole Surfers, plays the bass. Mexican punk Simon Le Bon and company. Parts are almost rock power trio Le Butcherettes —Teri Gender academic in tone. The in-studio footage is Death Grips (L-R): Andy Morin, Zach Hill and MC Ride Bender, Jamie Aaron Aux and Chris particularly interesting on that account. The Common—open the proverbial caustic can o’ Lynchian dynamics are predictably surreal, providing BY AUGUST MARCH Friday a vivid accompaniment. The film works because Sing er-songwriter Bonnie Bluhm is for real, yo. worms at your favorite spaceship-themed venue stylistic choices don’t overwhelm, allowing a She got into music using a classic pathway— that evening. Of course you have to be 21 or definitive look at the musical lives of the forever cat- I jumped in the river, and what did I see?/ older to get in; it’s the goddamn Melvins for like chaps who make up Duran Duran. black-eyed angels swimming with me/ a gigging in Greenwich Village during folk’s ascent in the early sixties. Moving out west crissakes. That and you’ll need 17 simoleons for Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie had an arch teevee “moon full of stars and astral cars/ all the a ticket. Doors are at 7pm and blastoff at 8pm. show in the before time. Afterwards, Laurie figures I used to see/ all my lovers were there Bluhm brought her signature strumming and transformed himself—with the help of several with me/ all my past and futures/ and we all sonorous singing into the local community. Vicodin, one supposes—into Dr. Gregory House. Fry did some serious acting too, channeling Oscar Wilde, went to heaven in a little rowboat/ there was From outta Placitas and Burque, she formed Tuesday As you know, Death Grips are some intense portraying a noble if wan rebel in the movie V for nothing to fear and nothing to doubt”— Bonnie and the Boomerangs, one of our region’s shit. If previous experiential suggestions weren’t Vendetta and even subbing for Vivian Stanshall at “Pyramid Song” by Radiohead from the storied and seminal country-rock outfits. Crazy enough to warm one’s tattered soul, invoking the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band reunion concert. album Amnesiac Moon , the band’s 1987 Ubik Records release, is Patrick McGrady’s documentary, Wagner and Me still the primer for anyone in these parts making dreams of former lovers and spaced-out cars, (2010, BBC), tells about the great musical Americana. Ms. Bloom will celebrate the then proceed to our next destination, Sunshine modernist’s appropriation by and association with Field notes for Show Up, issue 29, July 2015: release of her new solo recording, Rio Grande , at Theater (120 Central SW), on Tuesday, July the evil Nazis and how such ignited Fry’s sense of Don’t recommend jumping in the river around Tortuga Gallery (901 Edith SE) on Friday, July 21. Once there, you may have a close conflict and curiosity. He knows Richard Wagner here. The moon will wax from new to crescent 17. Engineered by music mastermind Manny encounter with noisome, experimentally fucking rocks, yet must contend with the historical during the week this article sees publication. I and cultural consequences such epiphanies require. Rettinger, the new work focuses on Bluhm’s fragrant and industrially produced hip-hop think I saw some black-eyed angels at Beyond Highly recommended, even if you detest Wagner. soulful, guitar-driven narratives. Fellow maestros MC Ride, Zach Hill and Andy Morin. Ordinary back in the day, but lately, the Harry Nilsson seemed comfortable traveling on Boomerang (and brother) Terry Bluhm will sit Studied improvisers who leak powerful acidic the edge of music and popular cultures. His scene’s been bereft of them. Listening to live in, handling the bass. Humans of all ages are substances onto their instruments, consoles and contributions to both are difficult to quantify; they music can be heavenly, even without a encouraged to participate, and modest surrounding audience, Death Grips’ heavy flow are vast and diffuse. Yet a few years after his death, rowboat. If that’s too tangential, ask readers to some still ask who he was. Who is Harry Nilsson (And donations will be extracted at the door. The makes the work of Radiohead sound like happy- check out this week’s beguiling and boundary- Why Is Everybody Talkin’ About Him) (2010, Lorber concert begins at 7pm. time party music. Fearlessly unconventional in busting set of concert previews. Use exciting Films) answers the question with edgy storytelling, their approach to the genre they currently frank interviews and the musical output of one of language to draw them out—past fear and inhabit, current work The Powers That B is a America’s most tragically rocked-out composers. doubt—into the musical world manifesting all Saturday Nilsson’s early work at RCA is glossed over; his main There will be Dutch-derived deep house in double album consisting of ultra-cray Niggas on around town. the Moon as well as a newer project titled Jenny collaborator, George Tipton, is unaccountably absent stereo at Stereo Bar (622 Central SW). This from the proceedings. Unflinching and poignant in will be especially true on Saturday, July 18, Death . The opening track of the second disc, “I narrative and camera style—with Nilsson’s great Thursday when The Scumfrog drops some deadly beats Break Mirrors with My Face in the United tunes thrown in almost casually—John Scheinfeld’s The New Mexico Jazz Festival is totally kicking on the joint. Jesse Houk (his given name) does States,” has the power to reconfigure neural long view of Harry’s place in the rock pantheon is ass this year. Daringly eclectic programming both celebratory and sad. his thing by way of the remix. By sublimely pathways all over the planet. At 17 bucks a choices have resulted in a series full of fruition. I fancy the same sort of soft-to-loud, ordered-to- destroying and then reconstituting the work of pop, this 13+ adventure to an alternate Santa Fe jazzman John Trentacosta adds to this timeline in hip-hop nation gets underway at chaotic dynamic favored by folks of my generation. artists ranging from Britney Spears to J-popster It’s all about the song order and compositional style ripening sense of completion when he performs Hikaru Utada, Houk plays god with pop music, 8pm. evident on Nevermind , I reckon. With that conceit in at Outpost Performance Space (210 Yale SE) sometimes creating new electronic demons in mind, I finished off my weekly watching with Under on Thursday, July 16. Trentacosta is properly a the process. Often psychedelic in their Admittedly, it’s difficult to find a Thom Yorke the Electric Sky: Electric Daisy Carnival 2013 (2014, percussionist but is also well-known as an agent Focus Features) . This really is a film about another manifestations, his grooves are unusually hot tune that’s descriptive of joie de vivre . “Pyramid provocateur—stirring things up as a ceaseless world, a bright joyous place where technology and and melty with elements of tech and trance Song” is about as close as it gets, as long as the promoter of the scene, sought-after session man carnality intertwine through musical expression. In augmenting his stunning execution. An listener, like the narrator, is willing to conflate Dan Cutforth and Jane Lipsitz’ otherworldly vision, and erudite jazz DJ. He’ll be joined on stage by instrumentalist as well as a DJ, The Scumfrog release with happiness. And with a swaying, EDM has already conquered all. In conjunction with some of his most excellent collaborators, is also a frenetic percussionist whose original composite time signature that’s as mesmerizing nonstop pulsation, oscillation and rhythms imbued including vocalist Giacomo Gates, flutist Ali with deeply primitive undertones, the festival is compositions include collaborations with as it is distracting, you’re probably better off Ryerson, trumpeter Michael Morreale, portrayed as part of the coming age. An experience Sting and Bowie. Admission requirements for saving a listen to it until after you get back from reedman Arlen Asher, pianist Bob Fox and best undertaken in a dark room with a huge this futuristic, electronic hoedown include 21+ one of the shows mentioned above. That way, multimedia A/V system, the whole enchilada’s filled bassist Earl Sauls. Expect shuffling, swirling age verification; also it’s free to get in if you at least you’ll have something substantial to with provocative portrayals of beautiful human post-bop sensibilities imbued with cool join the associated Facebook event. Meet both compare to the song’s washed-out sound and beings too. And that beats heck outta hearing about formalism and provocative solos. Here, the jazz prerequisites and start getting down at 9pm sentiments. Oh, by the way, if you run into any Nilsson trolling LA with a sodden and sullen John music is meant for all ages, can be experienced black-eyed angels whilst out and about, tell Lennon or listening to “Flight of the Valkyries,” while that night. its cultural controversies are brought to the light. a for $25 to $30, and happens at 8pm. them I said hello. a JULY 16-22 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [29 ] MUSIC | StraIght froM the garage trickery and Dickery 4-H Bernalillo County Fair A practice session with Russian Girlfriends August 6-8th, Expo New Mexico is their aim, they’ve mastered it. I can see that Adam is a good front man. Food preservation classes He’s all over the place, absolutely dynamic. At this point, he’s enclosed by the other four Canning Jam and Jelly members, depositing elements of metal, of August 4th thrash, of punk into a stewy disposition that brings to mind punk shows I used to go to in my hometown. It’s like a punch to the face, Canning Pickles rather than a soft hand on the cheek. The August 18th sounds of Colin’s guitar make me think of The Cramps at certain points. It gives the songs an Canning Salsa extra flourish, making it not so much about August 20th being in your face, but more about getting under the skin, fondling a delicate artery. Then the tune is over. “That’s some angry Canning Tomatoes and Fruit shit,” Adam says. August 25th Next is a brutal hymn called “Tad.” Colin kicks it off with a vibrant riff, but quickly L to R: Ian Jarrell (guitar), Adam Hooks L to R: Sasha Horn (drums), Colin Dowell Pressure Canning (singer), Jeremy Keith (bass) (guitar) stops. Someone’s screwing up. They start August 27th again. This one is more of an anthemic, pop- Russian girlfriend who was crazy. And I was punk overture. It’s the kinda shit my older BY MARK LOPEZ brother made me hate when I was a Pre-Registration required like, ‘Yeah man, Russian girlfriends.’ And these guys were like, ‘What the fuck are you pretentious teen, retreating to my room to $20 per class. t’s fucking hot. The kind of heat that makes talking about? You’ve never had a Russian listen to The Velvet Underground. But I like 243-1386 you sweat from every pore, bits of it girlfriend!’ So yeah, our band name came out this song; the energy is palpable. Then it’s Icollecting in crevices you didn’t know of marijuana and Canada.” another tune. I don’t catch the name, but it’s existed. The kind of heat that makes you faint. my favorite thus far. The band goes into a http://bernalilloextension.nmsu.edu/ The guys are funny, rambunctious, loud. It’s But there’s hope. I am, after all, waiting for definitely reflected in their music once they crazy break, the drums magnified, pounding, Russian Girlfriends to show up to their get started. Colin: “Let’s try Adam’s new the guitars slicing, shredding, sweaty bodies practice space on Columbia and Gibson so I words.” At first they fuck around, with Adam careening across the floor, blood stains and can sit in on their band rehearsal. If you can play-singing AC/DC and Colin doing the promise dripping from the dirge’s hooks. After even call it a rehearsal. No, rehearsal sounds “Highway to Hell” riff on his guitar. they finish, Ian says, “You ever notice how too formal for these guys. At their most basic Afterwards, they start in on a tune that has a much we sound like Velvet Revolver?” “You’re categorization, their music can be described as somewhat sinister guitar rhythm. Sasha chimes a fucking asshole,” Adam responds with a punk, though there are instances of hardcore, in on drums, and I’m immediately taken laugh, “I’m gonna quit music.” “I’m just even metal, tendencies littered throughout. It’s aback. He’s one hell of a drummer. It’s fucking with you,” Ian says. “Let’s play amped-up, powerful stuff. Soon, guitarist Colin daunting how good he is, in fact. His style is ‘Bones.’” Dowell and singer Adam Hooks show up. primal and fast. He keeps the pulse going, the This one has a dynamic build. The chorus We make our way into the high-ceilinged heart of the tunes beating. As they play, Adam seems heartfelt, but I can’t understand the space they share with another group. The holds a notebook with his new lyrics, scream- lyrics. Adam’s vocals are drowned out by paint-chipped walls hold memories of many a singing indiscernible words. dueling guitars. When it’s over, Colin says, “I band that have played there. The space has I’m immediately reminded of my forays into wanna sing the chorus with you [to Adam] to brick walls, carpeted walls, a stuffed animal on punk as a teen. My feelings of angst with no give it some harmonies.” “I’m always down for a painted chair, guitar cases, chords, amps, a particular substance. Because, at the root of it, harmonies,” Adam responds. They do the song couple black-spray-painted squares with song punk isn’t about being great. It’s about the grit, again, this time hooking up another mic for names written in chalk on opposite sides of the the energy, the mere passion of playing. And Colin to jump in on vocals. When it’s over, room. this band has that particular rage embedded Ian says, “I think we should do vocal Soon, a couple more members show up within their sound, though I can’t tell, at first harmonies as much as possible.” I agree. (drummer Sasha Horn and bassist Jeremy listen, where it’s directed? Is it mankind? Is it Toward the end of practice, they start Keith). As the band sets up for practice, singer the establishment? Is it an asshole ex- working on a cover of Nomeansno’s “I’ve Got Adam Hooks takes swigs from a bottle of girlfriend? They stop suddenly, with Colin and a Gun.” Though Sasha has to go pick up his Paranoia chardonnay. They’re all in t-shirts, Adam attempting to map out the song’s kid, he sticks around a bit longer to try and jeans (or shorts) and tennis shoes. I make a progression. It’s still not quite there, not nail the drums on the song. It’s almost joke that I can help them fashion it up a little, entirely finished. They play it again, and this miraculous the way he pins down the rhythm, and Colin says, “Yes! We need help!” The time, I’m able to make out certain phrases: catches the beat and hammers it across the band has been together now for about a year, “Are you a journalist? Are you a veteran?” room. Adam: “You can’t be better than and they’re gearing up to release a record Ian Jarrell (the other guitarist) shows up Nomeansno! Stop showing off!” I leave right within the next month. A small part of me is late, but he’s packing beer, so it’s all good. after Sasha and Adam. The remaining three curious about their band name, so like any Once his instrument is tuned, they’re all stay to fuck around and jam for a bit. As I wait journalist would, I ask how they came up with arranged into a crooked circle, almost like a for my ride outside, I can’t help but think it. ritual of sorts. They kick off the opening guitar about what I’ve just seen, the ferocious nature “Colin, [guitarist] Ian [Jarrell] and I were in riff of Rush’s “Working Man,” before it turns of it all. I’m thinking about their sound, how another band and were up in French Canada. I into an all-out punk assault on the senses, with it’s visceral and savage, confrontational. You had some pot I was trying to get rid of, and I Ian giving his guitar a gnarly slide effect that don’t even need to understand it. It’s punk, was smoking huge joints, so I was stupid. This fits perfectly with their sound. 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(Renee Chavez) a Dance • 7pm • FREE JULY 16-22 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [33 ] [34 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 16-22 , 2015 Free Will Astrology | Horoscopes by rob brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Stop Making Sense was will soon deliver its fully ripened teaching, enabling you originally the name of the film and music soundtrack to claim a powerful joy or joyful power. produced by the Talking Heads in the 1980s, and now it is the central theme of your horoscope. I think your brain SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The poet Mary Ruefle would benefit from a thorough washing. That’s why I describes reading books as “a great extension of time, a invite you to scour it clean of all the dust and cobwebs way for one person to live a thousand and one lives in a and muck that have accumulated there since its last single life span.” Are there other ways to do that? scrub a few months back. One of the best ways to launch Watching films and plays and TV shows, of course. You this healing purge is, of course, to flood all the neural can also listen to and empathize with people as they tell pathways with a fire hose-surge of absurdity, jokes and you their adventures. Or you can simply use your silliness. As the wise physician of the soul, Dr. Seuss, imagination to visualize what life is like for others. said, “I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.” However you pursue this expansive pleasure, Scorpio, I highly recommend it. You are set up to absorb the TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When you read a book equivalent of many years’ experience in a few short that has footnotes, you tend to regard the footnotes as weeks. being of secondary importance. Although they may add color to the text’s main messages, you can probably skip SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarian rapper them without losing much of the meaning. But I don’t Nicki Minaj is not timid about going after what she wants. recommend this approach in the coming days. According She told Cosmopolitan magazine that she’s “high- to my analysis of the astrological omens, footnotes will maintenance in bed.” Every time she’s involved in a carry crucial information that’s important for you to sexual encounter, she demands to have an orgasm. In know. I mean this in a metaphorical sense as you live accordance with the current astrological omens, your life, as well as in the literal act of reading books. Pay Sagittarius, I invite you to follow her lead—not just close attention to the afterthoughts, the digressions and during your erotic adventures, but everywhere else too. the asides. Ask for what you want, preferably with enough adroitness to actually obtain what you want. Here’s GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The English word “quiddity” another critical element to keep in mind: To get exactly has two contrary definitions. It can refer to a trivial what you want, you must know exactly what you want. quibble. Or it can mean the essential nature of a thing— the quality that makes it unique. I suspect that in the CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A college basketball coming weeks, you will get numerous invitations to player named Mark Snow told reporters that “Strength is engage with quiddities of both types. Your first task will my biggest weakness.” Was he trying to be funny? No. be to cultivate an acute ability to know which is which. Was he a bit dimwitted? Perhaps. But I’m not really Your second task: Be relentless in avoiding the trivial interested in what he meant by his statement. Rather, I quibbles as you hone in on the essential nature of things. want to hijack it for my own purpose, which is to recommend it as a meditation for you in the coming CANCER (June 21-July 22): “A poet must not cross an weeks. Can you think of any ways that your strength interval with a step when he can cross it with a leap.” might at least temporarily be a weakness? I can. I suspect That’s an English translation of an aphorism written by that if you rely too much on the power you already French author Joseph Joubert. Another way to say it possess and the skills you have previously mastered, you might be, “A smart person isn’t drab and plodding as she may miss important clues about what you need to learn bridges a gap, but does it with high style and brisk next. The most valuable lessons of the coming weeks delight.” A further alternative: “An imaginative soul isn’t could come to you as you’re practicing the virtues of predictable as she travels over and around obstacles, but humility, innocence and receptivity. calls on creative magic to fuel her ingenious liberations.” Please use these ideas during your adventures in the AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In Margaret Mitchell’s coming weeks, Cancerian. novel Gone with the Wind , Rhett Butler delivers the following speech to Scarlett O’Hara: “I was never one to LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): July is barely half over, but your patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them recent scrapes with cosmic law have already earned you together again and tell myself that the mended whole the title of “The Most Lyrically Tormented Struggler of was as good as new. What is broken is broken—and I’d the Month.” Another few days of this productive rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and mayhem and you may be eligible for inclusion in the see the broken places as long as I lived.” Your oracle for Guinness Book of World Records . I could see you being the near future, Aquarius, is to adopt an approach that is selected as “The Soul Wrangler with the Craziest the exact opposite of Rhett Butler’s. Patiently gather Wisdom” or “The Mythic Hero with the Most Gorgeous the broken fragments and glue them together again. I Psychospiritual Wounds.” But it’s my duty to let you predict that the result will not only be as good as new; it know that you could also just walk away from it all. Even will be better. That’s right: The mended version will be if you’re tempted to stick around and see how much more superior to the original. of the entertaining chaos you can overcome, it might be better not to. 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