CONCOKD1A COLLtGC, MUOKHLAD, MIN.NLbOTA THE ONCO Friday, April 16, 2004 Volume 14, Issue No. 25 Dean O'Hara accepts Roanoke position

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t •y _• Sabinc O'Hara, vice-president of Gring's leadership has provided a •'•• academic affairs and dean of the col- solid footing for Roanoke as an edu- lege, accepted the presidency of cational institution. Roanoke College March 30 after "Sometimes you get offered a pres-

receiving a unanimous vote from idency and you know it's a salvage • Roanoke\s board of trustees. O'Hara, type of opportunity, but this institu-

who has served in her current position tion is in a strong place, so it's excit- 'l -. i at Concordia since 2002, will begin ing," O'Hara said. her tenure as Roanoke's president on According to O'Hara, Roanoke has August 1. a strong financial record as well as a O'Hara said she looks forward to history of academic excellence. The the opportunity to provide leadership college was also recently recognized for an institution like Roanoke. as a member of the academic honor "It's a great privilege to be elected society Phi Beta Kappa. In light of to such a position," O'Hara said. "I these values and recent accomplish- was very honored." ments, O'Hara said she feels that her Although honored to be offered the leadership style will be a good match position, O'Hara said considerations for the college. for the end of the semester at "The Roanoke community is look- Concordia have precluded a full real- ing for a visionary leader who is com- ization of her new career path. mitted to academic success and these "In some ways, reality hasn't set are qualities that I identify with, so I in," O'Hara said. "I'm still fully think it's a good fit," O'Hara said. immersed here, but it's certainly a Just as Roanoke identified O'Hara very exciting opportunity." as a good fit for their leadership A Lutheran liberal arts college needs, Concordia must also consider located in Salem, Va., Roanoke who will be the best fit to fill the College will welcome O'Hara while vacancy of O'Hara's position. simultaneously saying goodbye to the Interim president Paul Dovre said Roanoke file photo college's current president, David Gring. Gring, who announced his + SEE ROANOKE ON PAGE 4 Roanoke College has a college population of 1,899 students, in comparison to Concordia College's 2,775 students. retirement in September 2003 after 15 Both Concordia and Roanoke have a student-faculty ratio of 14:1. Roanoke is located in Salem, Va. Rhodenbaugh rescinds decision Forensics makes O'Shaughnessy from admissions events after Christian freedom during the meeting. Anna Crickson prospective students expressed concern with "Faculty had the opportunity to get out of national impact Managing Editor her Feb. 16 chapel talk associated with their minds and into the common discourse of A motion brought to Faculty Senate Women's History Week. the campus what they are thinking about here," Lindsay Stordahl Monday, April 5 to accept a letter written by In order to bring something to the floor of Krejci said. "I think that's a good step in having Staff Writer Lindsay Rhodenbaugh, to the Faculty Senate the Senate, it needs to be brought as either a some discussions about topics such as academ- concerning his previous action against Susan discussion item or a motion, said Mark Krcjci, ic freedom and Christian freedom and the role The Cobber Forensics team made an impact at O'Shaughnessy passed 27-17. chair and professor of psychology and member of vice presidents in the lives of faculty." nationals. The letter, dated March 29, stated that as of of Senate Coordinating Committee and FEC. During the Senate meeting, Rhodenbaugh About 35 students are involved in forensics at March 26, Rhodenbaugh, vice president of "We thought this was more than just a dis- said he was willing to discuss the issue private- Concordia, which consists of both the speech and admissions and financial aid, rescinded his pre- cussion item, so we needed to have some kind ly, but had no further comments. debate teams. Two members of the debate team and ten members of the speech team competed at the vious decision to exclude O'Shaughnessy, of motion on the floor for debate or discussion The discussion was particularly valuable to national level this April. associate professor of philosophy, from admis- on the topic," Krcjci said. senior Jessica Buchholz, a student member of sions activities. The acceptance of Rhodenbaugh's letter to Faculty Senate. "Concordia has a reputation of sending speech and debate representatives to nationals," said assistant The motion was brought to the senate floor the Faculty Senate was just an acknowledge- "I was really impressed by the faculty mem- coach Todd Holm. by the Faculty Executive Committee, in ment it was written, Krejci said. It doesn't bers who spoke, because they were very response to a letter by the women's studies agree or disagree with the content. thoughtful and concerned about the issues and Nicole Richter and Dan Faltesek qualified for the committee. The letter asked FEC to address Faculty members expressed their concerns American Forensic Association's National Debate by winning the district IV qualifying tournament that cov- Rhodenbaugh's * decision to exclude about such issues as academic freedom and • SEE SENATE ON PAGE 2 ers colleges and universities of all sizes in Minnesota and neighboring states. This is the third year in a row that Concordia has won the district championship. The Leno speaks to Fargo community national debate tournament was held in Washington D.C. on April 2-6. The duo won 5 debates and lost 3 in the preliminar- Julia Jenson ies, advancing them to the finals where they lost to Editor-in-Chief Dartmouth. Members of the speech team competed the same "If you don't want to call yourself a femi- weekend in Long Beach, Calif., placing fourteenth as nist, then give it all back." a team, an increase from last year's 25th place. Mavis Nicholson Leno, activist and feminist At the tournament, Tom Reed was a quarterfinalist extraordinaire, visited Fargo on April 3 to speak in prose and a semi-finalist in program oral-interpreta- about the horrific treatment of women in tion and after-dinner speaking. Steph Jagst was a quar- Afghanistan under the Taliban. The event, host- terfinalist in interpretation of prose and poetry and ed by the Women's Fund, a subsidiary of the Jesse Matson was a semi-finalist in impromptu speak- Fargo-Moorhead Area Foundation, was part of ing. a series on "Women Making A Difference." "All in all, an exciting weekend," said forensics Concordia First Lady Mardeth Dovre is on director Fred Sternhagen. the committee for the Women's Fund. The speech team participated in tournaments during According to Dovre, the fund has a twofold mid-semester break, where some members qualified. purpose: one, to educate women about philan- Others qualified in the district-qualifying tournament thropy and two, to create an endowment fund the following weekend at Eau Claire, Wis., Holm said. out of which the fund can make grants to aid women in the community. 'Those who qualify for nationals are considered among the top five to ten percent in the country, so just "If women and girls are healthy within the qualifying is an honor," Holm said. community, the community will be healthy," Concordia's forensics team is able to compete Dovre said. against larger schools because the school's longtime Margie Bailly, Women's Fund Chair, Fargo- commitment to the program, Sternhagen said. Interim Moorhead Area Foundation, introduced Leno, President Paul Dovre was the head debate coach at one saying that the foundation was "very excited to time and Concordia has a long history of quality in this have Mavis Leno here." area. Leno, Chair of the Feminist Majority "We have a good program here. We are fortunate to Foundation's Campaign to Stop Gender have the administrative support that we do," Holm Apartheid in Afghanistan, spoke to an audience said. that consisted mostly of women, but the mes- Other MIAC schools do not come close to compet- sage was to all genders and political parties. ing at the same level as Concordia. Leno said that human rights issues are biparti- san and that everyone should get involved. "We work harder than our competition," Sternhagen said. "We want to try and help create pockets of Other schools placing in the top 15 for speech were freedom all over the world...so if we get in schools such as Arizona State University, University trouble, we can say, hey, can you guys come of Nebraska and Northwestern. The debate team com- and get us?" Leno said. peted against teams from Dartmouth, Harvard and the Leno and her committee started campaign- University of Iowa. ing for women's liberation in Afghanistan three Concordia was up for the challenge, however it was years before Sept. 11, and at the time, thought difficult to compete against larger schools because our they were taking on the most hopeless cause in school does not have the same amount of money, the world. This did not stop them, however. resources, or coaches as larger schools do, Sternhagen "Only God knows what a hopeless cause Photo by Anna Erickson said. Mavis Leno spoke about her experiences with the Feminist Majority Foundation April 3. • SEE LENO ON PAGE 2 • SEE FORENSICS ON PAGE 2 www.cord.edu/dept/concord NEWS Page 2 www.cord.edu/dept/concord/news.htm April 16, 2004

LENO Leno worked with Afghans behind the FROM PAGE 1 scenes, but they did not want to be public, because they were afraid of the Taliban. is...we have to sec it and let it fall the way it There were members of the Taliban in the falls," Lcno said. U.S. and they would threaten family members According to Leno, the Taliban sent every still alive in the country ^Afghanistan). woman home from the workplace. The only Once Sept. II hit, everyone knew about way a woman could work was if she had no the Taliban and the issue snowballed. They male relative over the age of seven. Women have achieved many small victories since could not leave the house unless they were then, but Leno says the key is to keep these accompanied by a male relative. Their plight things from failing. was unknown to most people because the "The key right now is making sure this one Taliban kept everything from coming into the good thing does not fail," Leno said. country and let nothing out of the country. "Afghanistan is the most liberal of the Islamic Women were required to wear a burqa which countries. If we do not keep our promises to shrouded their entire body from view. The Afghanistan, this new government will fail. If most amazing thing about this, Leno said, it doesn't keep, then the same thing will hap- was that much of what the Taliban did was in pen again in 15 years." complete opposition to what the Koran said Leno encouraged people to get involved in and in opposition to Islam. any small way that they could. She said that Leno began small, and after several we need to keep the issue alive within the months of frustration, made a promise to her- government. self that ended up supporting the whole cam- "We have to tell politicians that what we paign. do in Afghanistan will direct the way we "If I didn't have to do something that was vote," she said. "This is not a partisan issue; worse than what these women were doing, this is an issue of being a woman, to live the then I'd just damn well do it," Leno said. way you want." This personal goal ended up bringing Leno Leno made a strong case for women every- more satisfaction then she ever could have where, stating that women are "no longer the hoped for. easiest victims to select." "I think that activism is the most remark- "You're just going to have to pick some- able and enlightening things you can do... one else, because we're not doing it any- once you've found a cause, sink your teeth in more," Leno said. 'Their silence is not assent and never let go." Leno said. and we have to end it. You don't just empow- She then decided that she and her husband, er the women, you empower a whole genera- comedian Jay Leno, would donate $100,000 tion of children." to the cause and hold a press conference. Dovre encourages Concordia students to Photo by Larry Largcnt People magazine soon caught on to the cause get involved in the community. "There are For more information on how to get involved in women's issues within the Fargo community, contact and it spread until it had become a huge issue needs within the community with all of our The Fargo-Moorhead Area Foundation. in Hollywood and across the United States. refugee women and children," Dovre said.

when she joined speech. Because of the help of He helped them plan their research and structure said Sternhagen. This year it is the United FORENSICS coaches and teammates, she is one who the information to be persuasive and organized. States policy to Europe. Throughout the year, FROM PAGE 1 advanced to the national tournament, competing Speech tournaments involve 11 different students debated on different categories related Success for forensics relies on the experience in the categories of persuasive speaking and competitive events. The average student com- to this topic such as nuclear weapons, DNA reg- of the upperclassmen, but also the strength informative speaking. petes in about four events. Holm said. Five to ulation and the US Farm Bill. Students arc found in the freshmen class. Holm said. Sternhagen helps the students with three ele- six people typically compete in a round and the assigned to debate for or against the topics and "The freshmen as well as the exceptional ments: goal setting, long-term skills develop- judge ranks them from one to five. Five is the are judged by their performances. recruits will continue strengthening the pro- ment and direct coaching. lowest score awarded. Even if there are six peo- Both the speech and debate teams are active gram," he said. Sternhagen helped Richter and Faltesck for- ple competing, two fives are awarded. The first and second semesters. Most students par- Freshman Sarah Schwartz said the upper- get about the last debate and focus on the next, judge totals the scores from the two or three ticipate in one or the other because it is difficult classmen help the younger students by critiquing Richter said. rounds. A student automatically qualifies for to be involved with both. the writing, organizing and delivery of the "He made it a psychological tournament," nationals if he or she receives a score of eight or The other six students who competed in the speeches. The judges help by making sugges- she said. lower during any tournament throughout the national speech tournament were Jessica tions to the speakers after competition. Throughout the season, Sternhagen trained season. Gourley, Will Hailer, Jeff Bakkc, Nick Conti- Schwartz had little experience in forensics the team to become better speakers, Richter said. Each year there is a national topic for debate, Masanz, Mike Chouinard and Shanna Granstra.

SENATE Interim President Paul Dovre Paper accepted for Int'l conference FROM PAGE 1 said at the April 5 meeting that he would talk about these issues at the spoke in such a logical way, with next Senate meeting, Monday, Tara l^sver zations, Buslig said. They hold a yearly even now after two and a half years have no personal attacking," Buchholz April 19. The Concordian conference in which a large number of passed. It was also found that students' said. "The discussion was just so As for student involvement, professors and graduate students and a ethnocentrism decreased after taking an productive in that sense." Buchholz says there is a possibility Two Concordia juniors recently very small number of undergraduate stu- intercultural class. Faculty also discussed how the of having more input from students received word that their research paper dents submit data analyses that fit into Steffan had "low hopes" when submit- college is run, with regards to rela- and asking students to attend exec- on ethnocentrism was accepted for the one of 20 possible categories. The dead- ting the paper, so both she and Pfaffe were tionships between vice presidents utive committee meetings. 54th Annual Conference of the line for this year's submissions was Nov. completely surprised at the news of their and faculty. These types of discus- "The initial reaction was made International Communication I, with the five-day conference to be held accomplishment. sions are good to have, Krejci said. because prospective students were Association, a first for Concordia College in May and an estimated 1,700 scholars to "I first found out through an email kind "I was very happy with the con- involved, so it is important that stu- students. attend. of out of the blue," Pfaffe said. "I wasn't versation and really happy that the dents have a say in how this issue Undergraduates April Pfaffc and Buslig's fall semester Applied expecting it, and I had to read it through a faculty was able to speak about is dealt with as well," Buchholz Kristin Steffan, and advising professor Research Methods class, COM 417, was few times to convince myself that it was some of their views," Krejci said. said. Dr. Aileen Buslig, were surprised upon taught the fundamentals of collecting true." Pfaffe was the first to find out and It is unclear how these issues Student involvement seems like hearing the news that their findings on data, proposing possible hypotheses and then relayed the news to Buslig. will be discussed in the future, but a good idea to Krejci as well. ethnocentrism, the idea that we judge oth- research questions, and then analyzing Not only did Buslig make a few refine- the Senate Coordinating "I think that the question about ers' cultures based on our own, were that data to see if it was in agreement or ments on Pfaffe and Steffan's paper, but Committee was planning to talk getting students involved is part of among those chosen to present on a panel disagreement with their proposals. Pfaffe one of her own papers was accepted, as about future venues for discussion that bigger picture and it would be at this year's conference in New Orleans. and Steffan used data previously collected well as three of her husband's, who is cur- on the issues. a good thing to do," Krejci said. At a typical rejection rate of 50 to 80 by Concordia College professor, Hank rently in graduate school. Buslig's paper "There's some discussion about Buchholz hopes the discussion percent of the papers for the international Tkachuk, taken primarily from his inter- looked at how people emotionally react to where do we go from here and will continue among members of conference, Buslig said it is a truly cultural class, dating from 1995 to the different architectural styles, and included what's going to be our next step in the Concordia community. remarkable distinction for these two present. Authors Pfaffe and Steffan research done by five other members of terms of dealing with the issue," "I hope that not only faculty, but Concordia students. It's a level playing looked at trends over time, specifically her COM 417 class-Erin Collins, Erica Krejci said. "There are a number of also students and other staff are field among professors, graduate students focusing on the level of students' ethno- Grinde, Rachel Mathson, Andrea Rupp issues that we just didn't have an included, to continue discussing and undergraduate students, so it is virtu- centrism prior to and following the events and Heidi Rogotzke. Buslig was delight- opportunity to talk about at the this issue and keep the dialogue ally unheard of that an undergrade paper of 9-11, as well as the effect taking an ed that, with only seven students in the Senate meeting, because we really open " Buchholz said. "It is a com- is accepted. "I just know that undergradu- intercultural class has on a person's level class, each student had input in papers wanted the meeting to stay focused munity issue, so we need a com- ates just don't get in," said Buslig, "so this of ethnocentrism. They found through that were accepted. on the topic at hand, specifically munity decision. The big issues is very cool." data analysis that students* ethnocentrism, "I never expected that it would be the request from the women's stud- need to be delineated and The International Communication while decreasing just after the 9-11 more exciting to have other people I ies committee to address the addressed individually, because Association is one of the two largest and attacks, has in fact increased a significant worked with get accepted, but it was!" actions of Vice President they are all important issues and most prestigious communication organi- amount, and continues to be at an increase Buslig said. "It is very fulfilling." Rhodenbaugh and then his letter." I'm sure this will happen."

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Dovre Publisher located on the World Wide Web at http://www.cord.edu/dept/concord/ OPINIONS April 16, 2004 www.card-edu/dept/izoncord/opinions.htm Page 3 THE Do I owe .and CONCORDIAN DS an apology? f EDITORIAL Reality shows totally meaningless while shop- another ping for a Responsible Only thing worse than their popularity is their messagekitchen storage night on the main networks of celebrity status that is given to good enough in their own solution, I found fiscal policies Marshall Moore ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox has its winners, losers and most skin...yet people will watch that "rounds" are The Concordian about one third of its program- outrageous contestants; it is these shows nonetheless. a in fact real fundamental If a person is a big television ming dedicated to telling us meaningless. Many people will get on my object that one 1.1 PT/500ml who is going to marry the bach- The newest series' are back, saying that I should not can actually buy. ROUND The United States has a debt watcher at this particular point elor (ABC), who will be voted frankly quite disturbing. Both be one to judge these shows, But these are problem. in history, they are probably off the island (CBS), whether MTV and Fox have shows that and that they have just as much measured in It begins at the top-while watching 'reality' television. What is amazing is not that or not a person can eat live praise their "contestants" when value as any other show. In quarts, not inch- President Bush now promises to es, and so I these shows arc on TV, but worms (NBC) or who is going they go through plastic surgery trudi, I don't think they do, cut the budget deficit in half, his don't think that rather that they are the most to sleep around on their spouse to become more beautiful. The because they lack the artistic .1QT/1.0L tax cuts and spending initiatives this was the ROUND are much of the reason it is so popular shows on it. The trend this week (Fox). show on MTV goes through the qualities and creative imagina- Reality TV is irritating for process that 'normal' people go tion that shows like the "The intent of the arge in the first place-and fil- away from comedic sit-coms, "seven inches many reasons, the first being through on their quest to look Simpsons" possess. Making ters down to the average like "Seinfeld" and "Cheers," round." that it is not reality, as reality is more like celebrities. In one these shows funny or emotion- American consumer. or dramas like "The West But really- impossible to capture on film episode, twin guys get numer- ally moving takes intelligence Economists theorize that our Wing" or "Law and Order." who knew? or television. However, this is ous facial implants and plastic and some degree of artistic country's recovery from reces- However, this trend is not new, - Brandon 1.6QT/1.5L more of a philosophical argu- surgery to look like Brad Pitt; vision. However, there is no ROUND sion has been fueled largely by it started a number of years ago Teachout low interest rates and consumer with the hit show "Who Wants ment than anything. Obviously, in another a Britney Spears artistic vision or deeper mean- What do you debt. And there is little question to Be a Millionaire," after it is not possible to know what wannabe gets implants to be ing that can be drawn from an which the television networks it is really like to live on a more Brit-tastic. "The Swan," episode of "Forever Eden" or think of the the- that college students have a ory that Wal- problem with fiscal responsibili- drove the quiz show idea down deserted island, and so what which is the Fox plastic surgery "The Swan," and thus these viewers' throats with such titles these shows actually give to us show, takes supposedly ugly shows serve no real purpose in Mart is taking ty. Student loans aside, the cred- over the world? t card debt load of the average as "The Chamber," "The is constructed reality. Second, women and has them go society other than as another senior is absolutely astounding. Chair" and "The Weakest the shows' popularity is huge. through all the surgery imagi- way for the corporate world to A non-scientific survey finds Link." People talk about them on radio nable to become prettier, and control the thoughts and minds that debt consolidation schemes However, no trend has been morning shows, giving the run then they have a contest at the of a populace toward becoming are second only to pornography as dramatic as the reality show. down on what happened on end of the season to see who a more commercialized entity. n number of spam e-mails sent With the inception of the origi- "Average Joe" the previous has improved the most, thanks Now that I have that off my to email accounts. nal "Survivor," our country has night. There are office pools to to probably hundreds of thou- chest: do you think that Boston see who will become Donald sands of dollars in medical Rob and Amber from Survivor But perhaps these are a sign been hooked on these increas- Trump's assistant. But this stuff bills. The message of both are serious or not? of a turn-around. A greater sign ingly weird, and in my opinion s that a majority of Americans annoying, ideas. The average is not deserving of the type of these shows is that no one is feel that a balanced budget is more important than tax cuts-61 Kaitlin Torgerson *07 to 36 percent. An understanding Activism: More than just a trend *I think that it's true. Wal-Mart's s beginning to develop among on April 3, it was like a light cause that fits your abilities, mundane or everyday causes. evil, especially the Wal-Mart Americans that there are both Julia Jenson bulb had come one and sud- time, budget and is worth- That's where it all starts. greeters." short-term and long-term costs Editor-in-Chief denly I felt as if I needed to while? Where do you find that Choose something that you to deficit spending. While most Activism. The buzz word of find a cause to march for. fine line between making a dif- care enough about to spend Americans are probably not our generation. But what docs Women's rights, animal ference and just saying that time with and to develop rea- aware of such factors, the dollar it mean? And why the sudden rights, world hunger, GLBT you will? How do you cross sons why other people should has weakened to a point that resurgence in today's society? rights and environmental con- over to the side where you care and just maybe they will. nasty whispers threatening to Activism was huge in the cerns are among the many really care? "Service is the rent we pay switch from the dollar to the '60s and '70s and has become causes that one could choose to I believe firmly that every- for being.'1- Marion Wright Euro are spreading at OPEC. the new, trendy thing to do. champion. one is an activist of some kind, Endelman, President of the These blows to our nation's After attending Mavis Leno But how do you choose a crusading for even the most Children's Defense Fund prestige are comparable to per- sonal bankruptcy and perhaps Eric Fatka '05 the rising number of the latter "I agree that Wal-Mart's are leading to further under- getting too big." tanding of the former. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Debt is an important tool. The multiplier effect it has on a nation's money supply is Bookstore defends against Women's studies unquestionably a great boom to its economy. In a sense, the stock market-the fundamental student's charge of racism responds to Cody investment mechanism for cor- This letter is written in response to bookstore. The bookstore staff appreci- We are writing in response to the editorial porate America-is nothing more the Letter to the Editor written in the ates any feedback from our constituents by Spencer Cody published in the March 26 than a giant loan-generating April 1, 2004 edition of The Concordian that will help us provide a comfortable edition of Vie Concordian. In this editorial, device. But with debt comes by Elisa Boettcher. I want to first shopping experience for everyone and Mr. Cody attacked the women's studies pro- Anne Carlson '05 responsibility. Americans have acknowledge the concerns of the two better our service to the Concof'dia com- gram and some of its faculty with such phras- "I don't know; I'm a earned this. Parents co-signing students of Mexican descent that Ms. munity. es as "callous stupidity," "out of touch with Target fan myself." on their child's car payments are Boettcher referenced in her letter. The The bookstore will continue its reality" and "immoral aloofness." Mr. Cody burnt when their child defaults. Cobber bookstore exists to serve the efforts in education and training in coop- describes the women's studies program, ollege students are faced with Concordia community. The bookstore eration with the Concordia TOCAR which he inaccurately identifies as a depart- finance charges greater than management and staff do not condone Anti-Racism Team to learn more about ment, as both "hypocritical" and "morally their monthly payments so their any behavior that discriminates against bankrupt." These are significant criticisms credit card balance goes up institutional racism and to develop that he fails to support with evidence. In the instead of down. The govern- any particular group of individuals. greater understanding about other peo- ment, it seems, is still on the I would like to extend an invitation to ple and cultures. future, we encourage Mr. Cody to form solid way there. the students who were affected by the - Linda Widme arguments that reflect an intellectual dis- alleged behavior to meet with me to dis- Cobber Bookstore Manager course and demonstrate an informed basis for But we are on our way there. cuss their shopping experience(s) in our comment and that do not resort to mean-spir- George W. Bush advocated (and ited name-calling and inaccurate attacks on Amy Metcalf *04 indeed continues to advocate) There's only one issue left—but it's not too late to contribute! programs with which he is unfamiliar and fac- "Don't get me started gigantic tax cuts. The libertarian [email protected] ulty he docs not know. on globalization." argues there is no better fiscal - Women's Studies Committee Why is it when we cat responsibility than to slash the cream too fast we size of government. But Bush SA. chose independent newsletter over 'Letters to Ed.' gct an excruciating failed his conservative roots and w - - _ --, headache? has instead expanded the size of When I co-signed a March Concordian received only one column was printed. Once the offer to have a ten duff us the government. Ironically, it is 19 Letter to the Editor, I did so column from SA because the The reason SA accepted the column in The Concordian Democrat John Kerry attacking because I felt that there was offer to have a monthly col- offer to have a monthly col- was rescinded, SA decided to Republican George W. Bush for another dimension of the story umn was rescinded. umn was because it offered us communicate with students in his irresponsible fiscal manage- worth noting. And I respond On August 27, after an official, legitimate, factual an official and independent ment. It remains to be seen, of again to Brandon Teachout's Teachout approached Eckhoff and authoritative means of capacity: SA's bi-monthly course, whether or not Kerry has response following Mike and me with the offer of an S A communicating with the stu- newsletter via email, SA's truly learned a lesson from Wang's Letter to the Editor on column which we accepted, I dent body. However, a Letter "Stallstreet Journal" in every Bush's mis-steps-Bush's people April 2 for the same reason. received an email from him in to the Editor carries consider- bathroom and SA's website claim Kerry's spending would Teachout's response to Wang's which was stated, "We had our ably less weight than a column containing minutes from SA outdistance his funding by a sig- request for more coverage of first planning meeting for The for several reasons. A Letter to Commissioner meetings (and SA in The Concordian read, Concordian today and I'm not the Editor is subjective, unof- more) on our website at nificant margin. Of course, in When eating ice cream or dri "From the Opinions Editor: At ficial, not authoritative and http://www4.cord.edu/stu- perhaps the greatest irony of all, sure the idea of promoting SA ing a cold beverage too Bush's people also claim Kerry the beginning of the year I the way I want to really went need not be factual or accu- dcnt/sa/sa.htm. what happens is that the cold wants to raise taxes. made a deal with Ms. Connor over that well with everyone." rate. Basically, a Letter to the I want to make it clear that material that touches the top of and Mr. Eckhoff to feature a After taking the comments Editor allows you to say what But 49 percent of Americans I respect Teachout's right as your moulh initiates a nerve monthly SA column on this and advice of his fellow edi- you think in a public way. the Opinions Editor to rescind reaction that swells blood ves- say their tax burden has gone up page. I only received one col- tors to heart—as he should Obviously, this has a very in the past three years (Source: his offer to have a SA column sels in your head. The dilation of umn from SA. While SA's have—he emailed me again important place in the forum in The Concordian each these vessels are most likely (AP) Balanced Budget Beats members may complain about with update on August 31: "I of free speech, and I applaud Tax Cuts). month. But to make it seem as caused by a nerve center located a lack of coverage, it is hard to have thought it over and I The Concordian for printing though SA dropped the ball above the roof of your moulh, say that they have not been think the best way to present as many of them as they do EDITORIAL BOARD and doesn't care to communi- where it tells the brain to gener- given an opportunity..." your column is simply as a each week. However, for the cate with students is misrepre- ate heat, causing a vasodilata- .-•:, ;..:^ Julia Jenson , "letter to the editor." aforementioned reasons, I tion. When the nerve is over Editor-in-Chief Although Teachout did sentative and is an irresponsi- approach Aaron Eckhoff and However, Eckhoff and I had don't see a Letter to the Editor ble use of the Student Activity stimulated with a cold substance, Anna Erickson sent our first column to The as the appropriate place for Fee money that produces The the brain responds with the . Managing Editor me with such a proposal, I don't think it's appropriate to Concordian before receiving the "official voice" of Student Concordian. headache. V Brandon Teachout Teachout's email, and so that Association. askbenduffus@yahooxom Opinions Editor overlook the fact that The - Liz Connor *05 DISCLAIMER: Opinions expressed in The Concordian are not necessarily those of the student body, faculty, staff or administration of "Liberty means responsibility. Concordia College. The Concordian Editorial representsth e opinion of The Concordian Editorial Board. Submissions can be sent to "Maybe this world is That is why most men dread it." % FPO 104 or e-mailed to [email protected]. Please attempt to limit letter length to 250 words. Our deadline is Tuesday at 5 PJvl. The another planets hell." George Bernard Shaw Concordian reserves the right to reject letters and edit for length. ' Aldous Huxley 4 April 16, 2004

ROANOKE FROM PAGE 1 Fun with geology O'Hanfs job will be filled as individuals from outside the here and those will provide an interim position to allow Concordia community. continued value for the col- Concordia's new president to Hoping to have this position lege," Dovrc said. participate in the formal search filled by the end of the semes- In her role as dean, O'Hara process. Dovrc said he has ter, Dovrc said that after con- oversaw the addition of divi- begun this search for an inter- sidering faculty suggestions, sion chairs to the college's im dean by conferring with the he will make his final decision leadership structure as well as faculty executive committee as based on who can best sustain (he implementation of several well as department and divi- Concordia's mission. new (acuity and student grants. sion chairs. "We have a strong momen- Because of her work in these 'Tin seeking advice widely tum and we want to maintain areas and the working relation- from the faculty," Dovrc said. that so the right choice of a ships and student contacts This advice has come in the dean will help us to make deci- developed at Concordia, form of identifying sions about how to move the O'Hara said her move to Concordia's goals as well as college forward," Dovrc said. Roanokc will he bittersweet. what skills an interim dean Dovrc also said that "This has not been an easy would need to possess to give although O'Hara is leaving decision. Concordia is a spe- leadership to the college. Concordia. her work will con- cial place," O'Hara said. Dovrc said the interim position tinue to have an important "When I get involved, I really may be filled by someone from impact on the college. gel involved. I tend to be very inside (he college, or the search "I believe that many of her immersed and that's not easy to may be expanded to include ideas have already taken root leave that behind."

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A few bicentennial departure from St. of the special events planned for Charles, Mo., and the beginning the celebration will take place of their 8,000-mile, 28-month early this summer. journey to the Pacific Ocean A special ceremony for the and back. issuing of the U.S. Postal Sheldon Green, senior writer Service's new Lewis and in the Office of Clark's Bicentennial stamps Communications, is a local will take place at Fort Mandan expert on the expedition who on May 14. On June 27, has taught FM Communiversity Harmony Park will be dedicat- classes on Lewis and Clark for ed. Also to be dedicated at the several years. Green has recent- park are 12-foot statues of ]y completed a manuscript Mandan Chief Shehckc, Lewis about the expedition. and Clark. Sheheke offered hos- There could not be a better pitality and information to time for him to have his own bit Lewis and Clark and the mem- of Lewis and Clark literature bers of the Corps of Discovery published. Green's book, when he welcomed them to Fort Lewis's Luck, focuses on pivotal Mandan in the early winter of events that affected the outcome 1804 by saying "if we cat, you of the expedition. Even though shall eat. if we starve, then you captains Meriwether Lewis and must starve also." William Clark were skilled and The main event in North knowledgeable, it often seemed Photo by Donna Lcnius Dakota will be the Circle of good luck was on their side. Sheldon Green boasts quite a collection of Lewis and Clark books and hopes that his own manuscript will soon join the collection. Cultures, which will be held in It also may have been luck Bismarck, Oct. 22-31. This will that led Green to his interest in the White Coyote. expedition could have possibly have been in peril had Lewis where they spent the 1804-05 celebrate the cordial welcome the expedition. It was as the edi- At the time, the federal gov- ended in tragedy. plummeted several hundred feet winter. that Lewis and Clark received tor of a weekly newspaper in ernment was looking into pre- "Within the first couple to the river below. "Winter brought the Corps of from the earth lodge peoples of Mercer County. N.D.. that serving these villages. A farmer weeks, events occurred that The place where the expedi- Discovery together," Green the Upper Missouri. Green first became interested in owned the site and Green's task could have turned the expedi- tion caught their biggest stroke says. "Before they reached the A "Time of Renewal and Lewis and Clark. was to photograph the farmer's tion into a catastrophe," Green of luck was at the Marias River Mandan villages there were Exchange," it will renew the land and buildings to help says. in Montana, where the explorers many disciplinary problems and bonds of friendship and cooper- establish the market value of his Three miles down the Ohio came to a fork in the Missouri violations of Army rules com- ation forged during the winter "Events occurred property and to negotiate a set- River after leaving Pittsburgh. River, according to Green. mitted by the men on the expe- of 1804-05 between the United that could have tlement with the government. Lewis demonstrated his air gun Choosing the correct fork dition. But after that bone-chill- States and the Mandan and "[The time spent on that to a group of people gathered to was essential because time was ing winter at Fort Mandan there Hidatsa nations. turned the land] got me thinking about sec him off. A man unfamiliar ticking and they still needed to was never another discipline Lewis and Clark hoped when expedition into a what had happened there, and I with the gun then mishandled it portage the Great Falls of the problem during the expedition. they arrived in what is now started buying books and read- and the weapon fired and struck Missouri before winter. To mis- They were a unified group, North Dakota that they would catastrophe. " ing about Lewis and Clark," a woman standing on shore, take the wrong fork would be working together in ever*)' way. find information and the leg- Green says. dropping her to the ground potentially fatal to the entire Their sense of community was endary hospitality of the Sheldon Green Today, more than M) years immediately. Lewis thought that expedition. They absolutely learned from the Mandan and Missouri River Indians. They Senior writer for Office of later, he is still buying books surely the woman had been needed to get over the moun- Hidatsa." did, and at Circle of Cultures, Communications and hopes to soon have his own killed and his expedition would tains before the heavy snows visitors will experience that book to add to the collection. be stopped for an inquiry'. But started to fall, or the expedition "This was the same hospitality. Visitors will During the 1970s, Green Green's manuscript, titled the bullet wound proved not to would be trapped in the moun- taste what Lewis and Clark tast- lived only a few miles from the Lewis's Luck: Stories of Had be fatal and he was able to "pro- tains. great American ed, see what they saw, and hear remains of the Mandan and Fortune Made Good on the ceed on." After exploring both the what they heard. The whole Hidatsa villages where the Lewis & Clark Expedition, is a Again, just after their depar- north and south route forks, adventure." concept of the event is to show- explorers met Sakakawea along collection of pivotal events in ture from St. Louis, a potential Lewis and Clark determined the Sheldon Green case the ancient peoples of southern fork to be indeed the other less well known, but the course of the expedition. disaster struck: Lewis fell off a Senior writer for Office of North Dakota and the thriving equally important people such The stories are intriguing cliff. He managed to save him- true course of the Missouri centuries old trading circuit as Charbonneau and Sheheke because at so many points the self with assistance from his River. Communications operated on the Northern Plains. knife, which broke his descent. These are just a few exam- "People were already here He would have surely died if his ples of the "luck" that favored The expedition spent much FIEBIGER fall had not been broken, and Lewis and Clark. They had time in North Dakota; they were ^ SEE L&C ON PAGE 8 CHIROPRACTIC the entire expedition would more luck at Washburn, N.D., int North Dakota for 213 days neck & lowcrback pain • carpal tunnel • headaches • auto accidents • sports injurie Top Ton in Town! Preferred Provider for most htsiiniurf and Concordiq, Kmplovees. liiMinn filn/1 tor v'nii Cdiflonl Y\• t<-ni11\I Thinking of ^ Dr. Todd Fitbijcr :w6o vyh Sired South sunmnn Seminary? ll||| Today's Research for Tomorrow's Health Care NOW RECRUITING! 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REVIEW spring music festival, will Theater April 16-18 and 22- The play "All My Sons" will be held April 17 and will 25. Call 701-235-6778 for be performed at MSUM's Julia Jcnson feature the bands Phantom tickets. Roland Dille Center for the Editor-in-Chief Planet and American Hi-Fi. Arts April 21-24. Call 218- The ' 12th and latest , "All A Jazz Ensemble concert 477-2271 for more informa- That We Let In," is typical Indigo Girls, but a very The Cobber Band will hold will be held Tuesday at 7:30 tion. different smattering of music and lyrics than their a spring concert on Sunday p.m. in the Orchestra last album, "." While this previous at 1:30 p.m. in Memorial Rehearsal Hall in the The Rourke Art Museum is album had a much more lovelorn tone to it, "All Auditorium. The concert is Hvidsten Hall of Music. The sponsoring an oral reading That We Let In" is filled with songs that call the free and open to the public. concert is free and open to of James Joyce's "Ulysses" listener to activism. the public. in its entirety over the course Even though the Indigos usually have a darker of 20 sessions, including lone and a more melancholy sound, their latest The Amadeus Trio will be brief introductions to each album has an upbeat element that surprises the performing Monday as part The Oratorio concert, featur- section, on mostly Saturdays loyal Indigo fan. Though the actual tunes and of Concordia's Cultural ing Concordia's choirs and and Sundays. Come for one motives are upbeat and peppy, the words are not Events Series. The perform- orchestra, will be performed day, or come for them all! always such. ance will begin at 8 p.m. in April 25 at 4 p.m.. in The first session was on St. The opening track, "Fill It Up Again," despite on things that I didn't have, / The things I didn't Memorial Auditorium. Memorial Auditorium. The its happy tune, is about lost loves and activism is have." One of Ray's best on this album. concert is free and open to Patrick's Day, and the final hidden within the framework of the song. "You've Some of the songs seem to be shadows from the public. session will be June 16. Call The annual One Act Play been the hold in my sky, my shrinking water sup- "Become You," but they're still great tunes and the museum for specific festival will be held Monday ply/ before my well runs dry/I'm going round not to be missed. These other songs include "Free The Plains Art Museum will times and schedules at 236- round round the bend/Fill it up again." It's not one In You," "Something Real" and "Come On through Wednesday begin- celebrate International 8861. of the favorites on the album, but it is well written Home," which sounds vaguely like "Hope Alone." ning at 7:30 p.m. each night Museum Day on Tuesday and abounds with singable melodies. Don't get it wrong, these are still great songs and in the Lab Theatre of the with free admission and One of the highlights of the album is a song add immensely to the flavor of the disc, but they Frances Frazier Comstock The art exhibit "Vessels" by that is quintessential Indigo. The title track is somehow seem a bit too familiar. Theatre. The festival is free door prize drawings Jon Offut will be on display smooth with gorgeous harmonies that sweep the Though most of the songs on this album are and open to the public. throughout the day. at the Rourke Art Gallery listener right along with the words. "All That We wonderful to listen to, there are a few that are real- through May 9. It features Let In" exhibits the wonderful poetry of Emily ly a shame. Two of these letdowns are "Heartache his hand-blown glass ves- The handbell choirs John Scott Postovit's art Saliers and a perfect blend of her voice with Amy For Everyone" and "Dairy Queen." sels, from vases to jars. Tintinnabula and Campana exhibit "From Tivoli to Ray's. This song epitomizes what the Indigo Girls "Heartache For Everyone" has a chintzy upbeat will be holding a concert Dunguaire" opens tomorrow are all about and what has made them a favorite. sound to it, reminiscent of a song from the at the Rourke Art Museum. The art exhibit "The Wild "But we're better off for all that we let in/ We've musical "Grease," and the words leave much to Sunday in the Centrum. The The exhibit features Bunch" by New York artist lost friends and loved ones much too young/ With be desired. This is definitely not Ray's best concert begins at 4 p.m. and Postovifs pastel drawings. Jonathan Twingley will run so much promise and work left undone." Perhaps effort. is free and open to the pub- through April 25 at the the best part of this song is the hope that the very "Dairy Queen," a song about an ended love lic. last phrase gives to all listeners alike. "And the affair, just had lyrics that were more amusing than Folk duo Storyhill will per- Rourke Art Museum. The exhibit features paintings greatest gift of life is to know lovo." influential. "I heard that you were drunk and The Senior Art Exhibition form at Hope Lutheran and drawings by the artist. "Tether," with its gritty vocals and pacifistic mean/ Down at the Dairy Queen..." Again, Ray will run through May 3 in Church, South Campus, on message, is a song not unlike those performed in misses because of lyrics, and the lyrics get lost in the Cyrus M. Running April 30 at 8 p.m. For more the arrangement, losing their meaning. the '60s or *70s. It delivers a strong message about Gallery in the Frances information, visit www.far- The exhibit "A Captive Eye: the current world situation. Rife with symbolism, One thing that never fails to impress is the Frazier Comstock Theatre. gohope.org. German POW Art and the words are chosen carefully and are well writ- Indigos tireless efforts at social change. Not only Free and open to the public. Artifacts" will run through ten by Ray. With additional vocals provided by do their lyrics befit complete activism, but the The art exhibit "Uncanny May 30 at the Clay County Joan Osborne. the song is driven by dueling gui- case for the disc lists websites such as Amnesty Visions: Contemporary Museum Hjemkomst tars and the unique blend of their three voices. International, Rock the Vote, Sweat Shop Watch The musical "Camelot" will Romantic Landscapes" "Can we bring it together, / Can we call from the and Global Exchange. Their tour in 2003 also ben- be performed at the Fargo- Center. Free and open to the mountain to the valley below? / Can we make it efited "Honor the Earth" and wrapped up on Earth opens May 20 at the Plains public. better, / Do we tether the hawk, do we tether the Day. They are crusaders for what they believe in BALLET* TAP dove?" and, as always, their music exudes an aura of lib- 31A BROADWAY • Downtown Faigo JAZZ-IRISH || Fair go Theatre Phone 701 239 6365 • A beautiful song both lyrically and mclodical- eralism. LVOV.-till Jll">\l . ly, "Cordova" calls to mind images of the Spanish "All That We Let In" is a great album, with April (MR) Touching Civil War. It is somber and haunting, one of the only a few misses here and there. It is a must have Classes Kitchen Stories Rr£Utratlnn taken most serious songs on the album. 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During the first game of the series the Cobbers used homers to get past the Gusties in a 6-4 win. In the bottom of the seventh, first-year player Fred Weiss came in to pinch hit and belted the game-winning homcrun for two RBIs. Earlier in the game the Cobbers received two homers from sen- ior shortstop Ryan Hebrink for a total of three RBIs. Senior Jeremy Hinderks pitched in the winning giving up seven hits and just one earned run. In game two the Cobbers were up 6-0 by the end of the sec- ond inning and were looking to cruise to victory but the Gusties came back with five L- J runs in the top of the fourth. The Cobbers Submilted Photo quickly answered during the top of the fifth Name: Jim Johnson ; • with two runs off the bat of, once again, i Fred Weiss. His double down the left field Sport: Baseball ... ; - line brought in Hebrink and Hinderks.

•;.-*.-«:• Position: Outfielder '•''•-":l •; ? ' Gustavus tried to reach a tie in the top of Hometown: Anoka, Minn. ••* . ' r f the sixth by bringing in two runs but the Gusties lost the close game 7-8 even Year: Senior ;":'-y; ,- . .;•. -.-../:: p'; • •': -:-'\> ":-••;•' : though they had 11 hits as opposed to the Cobbers' five. Concordia will travel this What's your favorite movie? "Dumb and Dumber" weekend to play in two doubleheaders, both at I p.m. Tomorrow the Cobbers will take on St. John's and then will play Who on the team has the funniest superstition? '. Augsburg on Sunday. Last year the "Bryan Rornsa touches his hat numerous times between Cobbers swept both teams in doublehead- pitches" . , ers but lost to St. John's in the playoffs 3-5.

What's in your CD player right now? "Weezer and 'Jimbo's Cobber Softball 3-1 in last four Jams'" . • games Submitted Photo First-year player Fred Weiss connects on a pitch after coming into the game to pinch'hit. His homerun off this ball was the game-winning hit in the first game What three celebrities would you choose to have dinner Last week in a home double-header the Cobbers picked up their first MIAC sweep against the Gusties and came in the bottom of the seventh. It was Weiss' first career with? ''Jim Carrey, Robin Williams and Halle Berry" against St. Olaf, 5-2 and 4-2. In the first homer as a Cobber. game, junior pitcher Gretta Stritesky gave Cobbers received singles wins from 177 losses. Burgau has been coaching for What's the best practical joke your teammates have pulled? up only one hit and no earned runs. First- Thomas and Kamerling. Ryan Smith and over 26 years and now needs only six more year catcher Shantelle Nogowski had one '"Parked Scotty Johnson's car on top of Olin Hill" Paul Tlichsherer also won their singles wins to reach 500 wins. If he reaches this hit and two RBIs while junior shortstop matches and together won their doubles milestone he will be the first coach in Mandy Pearson had two doubles. During V match in the Cobbers' close 5-4 victory. Concordia history to record 500 wins. What's your best memory as an athlete here? • i' ,S ; the second game the Cobbers had no errors The Cobbers will conclude their season this "Trips to Florida" i " - and received perfect hitting from senior weekend at home. They will host St. second basemen Steph Gemar who went Thomas tomorrow at 3 p.m. and St. John's 3-3. This Monday the Cobbers played away at 1:00 p.m. on Sunday. By winning both against Augsburg and split the series. matches the Cobbers can gain a winning During the first game the Cobbers lost 4-3 season. despite another outstanding performance Concordia's MIAC by Pearson who hit a two run double in the third inning. The win came in the second Women's Tennis has two match- game of the doubleheadcr and a lot of the es left to reach wins Player of the Week success in the 6-5 victory came from first- year pitcher Lisa Kott. Kott was the win- The Concordia Women's Tennis team Nicole Planter Track and Field ning pitcher and also had four hits and two has been struggling all season long and RBIs in a game that went back and forth until the beginning of this week was still Stimson of Bemidji State through several innings. The game-winning winless. On Monday the Cobbers lost to St. University. Plante finished with Submitted Photo RBIs came from junior third baseman Ben's 1-8, their only win coming from their an individual score of 4254. Jim Cella Jolene Rebertus who knocked two runs in number one doubles team of Erica She is now sixth in the on a double in the top of the seventh inning. Tollcfson and Beth Meier. This weekend Men's Soccer head coach Jim nation in athletes who partici- 1 Softballs next home game will be tomor- the Cobbers will play their last two regular Cella resigns pate in the Heptathlon. This row at 1 p.m. in a doubleheader against MIAC season games. Tomorrow they will mark is also an NCAA Division Macalester. They will look to repeat their 5- host St. Thomas at 11 a.m. On Sunday they III qualifying mark. After coaching the Cobbers for 12 years 0 and 8-0 sweep against Macalester from will travel to play against Hamline at 10 During the event she broke Jim Cella resigned from his position as the last season. a.m. Last year the Cobbers beat the Pipers her previously owned record in Men's Soccer coach effective at the end of 5-4 and will be looking for a win in their the javelin throw. Her distance this school year. Cella decided to step last game of the season. of 141-8 is also another score Men's Tennis is rolling with vic- down from the position to spend more time that provisionally qualifies her tories to end of season with his family and focus more on his other for the NCAA national meet. Baseball's Bucky Burgau reach- occupation at Concordia as the Sports Information Director. He has served as the Submitted Photo Rcnee Splichal finished in After losing their first four games the es MIAC milestone and looks for the top five with 3,944 points. SID since the spring of 2000. Over the 12 Cobber Men's Tennis team has won their another years as head coach, Cella was named Junior Nicole Plante finished Other recent success in last four giving them an even .500 record at MIAC Coach of the Year three times, in off a great week for Concordia's Cobber Women's Track and this point in their season. Their most recent With the Cobbers' 5-1 win against 1993, 1995 and 2001. Under him the Women's Track and Field team Field was the 4x100 Relay team two wins came during MIAC matches Hamline last Wednesday the baseball team Cobbers were MIAC Champions in 1995 by being named MIAC Player of Alissa Bilden, Kelly Olson, against Bethel and Hamline. During their sent their coach into MIAC history. Head and 1996, 19§5 being the first ever in of the Week. Jill Fancher and Angie Pfeiffer. 7-2 win against Bethel the team received coach Bucky Burgau won his 300th game Concordia history. Cella retires with a 56- Plante finished in second Recently the squad moved into wins from their entire squad of singles number ten all-time in the as the Cobbers' coach, making him the first 45-8 MIAC record and a 105-77-14 record place at the St. Ben's players and a victory from their number Concordia record book with a coach in MIAC baseball history to do so. overall. The search for a new head coach Heptathlon behind Caesare one doubles team of Jake Thomas and time of 50.65. 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