Page 2 National News Byrd rebukes Clint over Lewinsky scan By Jennifer Bundy, al process in place. We "I urge everyone in this tacle!" he said. advised, " "'JIiIi~ Associated Press should all let it work," Byrd town to calm down for a lit­ Clinton cannot claim a "n.,..... fJ CHARLESTON, W.Va. said. "The events of recent tle while and contemplate right of privacy for an affair bas, by"""'" -- Congress should be delib­ months at least should have with seriousness the impact that occurred in the Oval words,1k.aa erate and not rush to judge taught us the essential that our actions may have on Office and not in the presi­ at himself aDd President· Clinton, even importance of restraint. " the well-being of the nation dent's living quarters, Byrd himself vuIJ.a_ though he has created a "The nation will look to and the paralysis which we said. stoning by - .... "sorrowful spectacle," Sen. us for leadership," he said. may be spawning if we con­ "The of the Cliaton's Robert C. Byrd says. The public will be quick tinue to be mesmerized with is not a private delaying .­ In a Senate speech to criticize Congress if each new rumor, and each office; it is where the busi­ and attar.Ic .. Wednesday, Byrd said the Clinton is "driven from new titillating whisper, " ness of the nation is con­ torsis sialillJr Senate should wait for the office for what they may Byrd said. ducted daily," he said. Richard ....1IIff. House of Representatives to perceive to be political rea­ Byrd, West Virginia's Clinton spoke to 1be natioo cIuria8 consider Special Prosecutor s.ons," Byrd said in his first senior Democrat in Aug. 17, hours after be tali­ I Kenneth Starr's report on public remarks about Congress, criticized the rela­ fled before a federal gnmdjlay impeachable offenses before Clinton's relationship with tionship and Clinton's investigating the matter. judging Clinton. White House intern Monica nationally televised apology. " His words were ill­ "There is a constitution- Lewinsky. "What a sorrowful spec- timed, ill-formed ind ilI- Starr's investigation time -Ian. 12, 1998: cessfully seek her cooperation. body to lie." compelled to provides Independent Counsel --Ian. 17: President --Jan. 27: Starr opens a grand jury. Kenneth Starr's office with Clinton testifies in the Paula grand jury inquiry. --lune 2: taped conversations between her lones sexual harassment law­ -March 15: Fonner Clinton and former White House intern swt and denies ~ sexual rela- aide Kathleen Willey appears on . tionship with Ms. Lewinsky. CBS' "60 Minutes," saying that --Ian. 13: Mrs. Tripp wears --Jan. 21 : First news s1o- Clinton made Wlwelcome sexual a hidden microphone for the ries appear that Starr has advances to her in a room adja­ FBI and records a conversation expanded his investigation to cent to the Oval Office in 1993. with Ms. Lewinsky. look at whether Clinton and . -March 21: Clinton invokes --Ian. 14: Ms. Lewinsky Ms. Lewinsky had an affair executive privilege in an effort to hands Mrs. Tripp a three-page and tried to cover it up. limit grand jmy questioning of docwnent of talking points in --Ian. 26: During a White aides Bruce Lindsey and Sidney the last contact between the House news conference, Blwnenthal. two women. Clinton states, "I did not have --April 1: In Arkansas, --Ian. 16: Prosecutors con- sexual relations with that U.S. District Judge Susan front Ms. Lewinsky and unsuc- woman.... I never told any- Webber Wright dismisses the r-~------~----~------______~Jones m~wt Beach Club ~I~~~nst --May 4: Tanning and Hair Care 2nd Floor In Washington, Master Stylist Quincy McAlpine has II years of Above the U.S. District experience from the Detroit Metropolitan Area Main Event, Judge Norma Experience with highlights, color, perms, and 101 W. Main H 0 II 0 way updated hair cuts. Street lohnson denies the White Salon Hours House execu- Wednesday through Friday 1()..6 tive privilege Saturday 9-1 By appointment 46'2-8100 claim. --May 22: Tanning Hours lohnson rules Monday through Friday 10-8 that Secret Call for a student discount S e r vic e Tanning Packages Available ....------______.....;..J agents can be

Page 4 On Campus

The parkinQ. problem:. Will it go awav;J "Hey, a Spice By Jade Dewal, campus. 1 have a spot Girls poster! Staff Reporter downtown that is actually That's what I A recent opinion poll designated for an eating offers some fresh ideas establishment." really really concerning how Glenville 3) Sam Stevens: "I want!" State College can improve think we should expand the its parking epidemic. parking lots by using the On Thursday and Friday, I) Greg Williams: "I land available more wisely. GSC students searched think they should level off People who park illegally through hundreds of the area near the pit (lower should be issued parking posters and prints. parking area on the other tickets and lots should be side of Clark Hall) and use assigned." all the dirt to fill it in. We 4) Lakita Chambers: Located in the amphithe­ could buy Ii piece of land "Glenville State sells more atre, the sale drew large away from campus and parking passes than there groups of students eager to provide a shuttle bus for are available spots. Trying find the perfect collectible the students. Another to find a parking spot caus­ hanging for their walls ... solution would be to not es students to be late to allow freshmen dorm stu- class, and .some professo~s dents to have automo- count that as an absentee. ... or to get a gift for some­ biles." The administration should one else ... 2) Julie McCormick: "I park in their designated don't even try to park on area." ... or to just look.

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Page 6 News Nicholas County Cente sees new improvements

By B. J. Woods, pose of distance learning. dents greater Staff Reporter This eliminates the need they can now Students returning to the for more professors and yet books and 8ppIRI Nicholas COWlty Center this allows for the students to missing wort for a trip fall were the first to get an interact with the professor, Glenville. education in the new-and- who is usually on the main The students improved facility. campus teaching the same Nicholas County The new addition--com- class. There has been a pro­ appear to "*' the ....- pleted this summer--covers fessor 10Wlge incorporated tion. It allows _ 1IIrI~' !. . almost 10,000 square feet. into the building as well as dents to gain an edII_ This more than doubles the more restroom facilities. while at the .same original building's size. One the second day of allows for relaxation. The new area houses a classes, I went to the A more diverse r-.ae

large and windowed com- Nicholas COWlty Center to B. J. WrxI*, IIet't:IIIy classes can now be 1aU&I* mons area, a new biology see all the fuss for myself. I THE MORE THE MERRIER. Improvements to the Nicholas County the center. The ceota' and chemistry lab, book- asked some of the students, Center include this biology lab where students can experiment. . vides more optioas for store, conference room, new what they thought of the traditional studeati ... offices and new classrooms. new facilities. I heard com- "The computer lab is so has to be good for learning." not easily go bact 10 There is even a classroom ments like, "I love it!", "Will big." and "This is such a The bookstore addition if they had to ....el designed solely for the pur- this allow for more classes?" more big and relaxed area, it allows non-traditional stu- Glenville everyday. Attention Seniors! Wilson's discipli - Job Fair­ @[p)@I1'IID~n@1fil INIIID~nw@ lJlID~@Ifil~ @WVU analysis publish.... Over 40 companies represented By Jade Dewal, teachers. Education Plans (IBP) Staff Reporter Wilson, a professor of implemented to protect September 18 Upon entering Brenda Special Education and an address academic COIlCeIlD Wilson's office the air is academic advisor, has been of special education To sign up, stop by the Career Services thick with the scent of edu­ employed at Glenville State dents. The study I'P.V'~"'" cation. College for seven years. that most school boards Office The floor, bookshelves, In the article, questions not take special Transportation can be provided desk and attache' case are were asked about how chil- students into COIlSicllenlltiOll brimming with educational dren were being reprimand- while making dis.:ipllinu: literature. ed and encouraged and how rules. In August, while work­ it effects the general educa- Accordiaf.to _ I,.., Colors of Pride ing on her doctorate, Wilson tion and special education IEP's were at and fellow educators pub­ student saftey laws. referred to wtaea Glenville State College's Gay-Straight Alliance will lished and article in The The question con- disciplinary action .. - . - -- ~~ -- be having an organizational meeting for the 1998 school Journal Of Special cerned whether students these special year on Tuesday, September 15. Education. with behavioral disorders students. We will discuss dues, elect officers, and discuss our The article, entitled "A and learning disabilities Wilson IIIJUCS tIIIIt involvement in this year's Multicultural Fair. Statewide Study of FAPE should be reprimanded in can be used ia .. DOlin Our meetings are open to all interested parties. and School Discipline the same manner as main- manner that could help Contact an officer for the time and location, or visit our Policies," discusses how the stream students. vent out-breab tbIt lead website: Free Appropriate Public According to the study, discipfinary action. Education (FAPE) act is most principals argued that The attiele ali tie www.geocltles.com/westhollywood/helghts/8399/ being implemented by they should, feeling it is not in The Journal 0/ administrators, general edu­ fair to mainstream, students. Education, and is available cation, and special education In d i v i d u a liz e d · the RobertF. KiddIi1Dry. .The Mercury

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Page 10 Editorials September 14, 1

~be jOOercurp Volume 70 - No.2 A member of the Associated Press Annie McCourt - Editor-in-chiefl News Editor James Arnold - Sports Editor Cris Gravely - A&E Editor! Astrologer Tamara Bennett - Advertising Director Lisa Belknap - Office Manager! Ad Design Terry L. Estep - Prod. Manager! Layout! Photo Editor Stephen Metz - Staff Cartoonist Jobn F. Rote - Advisor (T-minus two issues and counting... ) Starr Wars - Clinton's autobiography Blue Suede Stew The one year anniversary of Mother Teresa's death was September fifth. No large vigils or special news broadcasts were made. It seemed to pass by like any other day. This woman, whose works for the good of humanity are compa­ rable to Jesus Christ and Ghandi only, was not even remem­ bered by most a mere year after her passing. Are we a culture that cares more about its pop idols than this woman who championed mercy, love and affec­ tion for the poorest of the poor and the sickest of our pop­ Wreck-less pursui ulations? Elvis' birthday and death anniversary are met every year with nighttime vigils and special marches By Chris Hopkins, to see my brother. I was on 1- gence of another driver through Graceland and other major cities; Princess Di's Staff Columnist 40 east heading through some could've been seriously Have you ever thought that construction and traffic for a or worse. death anniversary was all the rage this year among the you're the best driver on the football game and let me tell ThereasontlUsboth~", fashion elite and news people alike. Yet, Mother Teresa's road and everyone else should you it was horizon-to-horizon so is that we all have the death anniversary passed by like so many Saturdays. just go back to rlriver's educa­ lines of traffic. driving rights as the This editorial is not meant to bum you out, or make you tion and leave you sane, safe Normally this road would NASCAR wannabe or feel shallow and apathetic, but there is a need to call atten­ drivers be? be a four lane road but with the impersonator and we all tion to what our culture is about and the fact that the things I have. More than once. construction and detours it was our lives on the line by . we value as important really aren't. And I tell you I have to wonder only three. I was in the middle ting behind the wheel to Mother Teresa melded the world's elite with the down­ how some of these goofballs lane surrounded by a bunch of the store to get some trodden, anonymous and undesirable. She was quite possi­ ever got a state license. other cars and to my right (pas­ It boils my blood bly the greatest woman that ever lived, yet Elton John wrote We all have some idea of senger side) there was a small have to fear getting in no song about her. What does a person have to do in our left side and right side and that car something like mine or a because some jerk feels society to deserve notoriety? We know more about the life we should stay on either or camry and out of nowhere this need to get somewhere while on the road so as to avoid minivan blasted into to the don't understand the of the latest serial killer than we do those nasty little collisions with back of this stopped car. of speeding and other about society's most humble and other moving or in some cases The car's back was busted habits. caring human being. non-moving vehicles. up and bent up, while the Another driving Maybe this will -~~-... I personally have never minivans hood crumpled and driving while mean something to been in an auto accident other bent like a triangle also bust­ you think that you need some of you, maybe than when I ran down a dear, ing its headlights and not to a c~ce at killing a won't, but hopefully next darling four-legged creature mention the internal damage four or ruining SOl1ne

Page 12 Science/Tech THE VIRTUAL LIBRARIAN: WWW im_addicted. Br., B·n Bru'on, 1996, a treatment center for Let's not J~. • "Let's . not blame the Gunt Columnist people who just can't put Interent because a Do you average between , Interent because a mother down their modems. can't take care of 38-40 hours on the Internet can't take care of her own Is it just me or does all of children, or presume per week? children... " this sound just the tiniest bit Interent is a social Do you neglect your absurd? Should the Internet leads people away homework, loved ones, considered a full fledged sive gambling. be blamed for the misfor- real-life duties. meals, sleep, and personal addiction. It would be real easy to tunes of these people? Of Researchers hygeine in favor of chatting A 1994 study conducted dismiss this study as a lot of course not! The problem Internet addiciton to endlessly with total at the University of pop-psychological bullstuff, here doesn't lie in the ness and boredom. To strangers online? Pittburgh revealed that were it not for the fact that Internet, but rather in the Interent as a temlporary Do you suffer feeling of there are two types of there are so many document- mental instability of these from these things is anxiety, stress, or extreme Internet users: dependant ed cases of this so-called people. standable, butnot as a depression if you are away users, who spend at least 38 addiction. Just last year, in The fact is, a person who ment for everyday from your beloved computer hours a week online, and Lake County, Florida, a exhibits compulsive behavior The Int~ for hours at a time? nondependent users who woman lost custody of her can find anything to be very seductive If so, then congratula- surf an average" of five tWo children after a judge addictive, whether it's the those who seek tions, you are an Internet hours a week. ruled that she was Internet- Internet or television or even social interaction addict! According to Dependent users were addicted and did not tend to chocolate. The inability of gratification, but recent psychological found to be victims of their needs. these people to take charge of it won't cure your research, the Internet--just Internet Adiciton Syndrome, Doctors at Harvard their own lives is of greater Remember, like television, sex and a behavioral disorder much University created Computer significance than the outlet puter does have shopping--is now actually like binge-eating or compul- Addiction Services in Fall they choose for their vice. switch. Use it. House panel gives U.S. Ask the Particle Lad government a "0" for Y2K By Ted Bridis, Stephen Hom, who is chair- "Men have to take car Associated Press man of the technology sub- WASHINGTON -- A committee for the House By B. J. Woods, driving arrests are males. congressional panel gave Committee on Government Staff Columnist - Nearly twice as many the U.S. government a Reform and Oversight. As many young people college-aged males as "0" grade Wednesday Other agencies earning enter college they don't females have used cocaine. for its efforts to fix the an "F" from Hom's sub- often think of how their -Nearly three times presented to you Year 2000 computer prob- committee included Health behavior now, will continue more college-aged males the Men's lem, predicting more than and Human Services, to effect the rest of their than females use marijuana Organization. one-third the most impor- Energy, State, Education and lives. The old adage, "Live once a week or more. Many of the tant systems won't be the Agency for International for today," doesn't necessar- -Far more males that that one learns fixed in time. Development. ily hold true today. Men females use, abuse , and are future does indeed It also predicted the gov- Three agencies earned have to take care of them dependent upon substances. from their habits in emment will spend $6.3 bil- the highest mark, an "A": selves today for the rest of -Nearly one million Think about it' lion on the problem, much Social Security, the National . A few tidbits to males have used steroids If you have higher than a $5.4 billion Science Foundation and the get you thinking ahQut your inappropriately for body tions for ~ ..,.--~";..,, estimate that the Office of Small Business habits of today: building. you Management and Budget Administration. -College males are three -College-age males use gsc0129~J@IIIlaif.·wm made last week. Republicans have times more likely as college much more alcohol and Five agencies criticized accused the Clinton adminis- females to be heavy other drugs than females in the past for their lack of tration of failing to push hard drinkers. -More than one out of progress earned individual enough to prevent potential -Twice as many college­ five college males use failing grades, although the Year 2000 problems, which aged males as females drink smokeless tobacco.(eleven Defense and Transportation could affect electricity, water alcohol .once a week or times the number of departments improved supplies, cash registers and more. females.) slightly since June to a " 0." even traffic lights. -Smoking causes 90% of -Nearly one-half 1be Justice Department fell Many computers origi- male lung cancer. of all motor vehicle to an " F" for failing. nally programmed to recog- -Men's greater use of deaths of college­ "This is oot a grade you nize only the last two digits alcohol and tobacco is the aged males take home to your parents, of a year won't work Proper- "main cause of their higher alcohol related. C::::;;~~ and it is definitely not a ly after Jan. I, 2000, when rates of cancer and heart dis­ Every day, nearly grade to take back to the vot- machines will assume it is ease. 12 college-aged ers and taxpayers," said Rep. 1900. -Nine out of ten drunk males die n alcohol Fun Stuff Page 13

NIC Crllllll'llIlllcll Prldlclll. Horoscope by Cris Gravely Aries (March 21 - ty you don't like; now is the April 19) - Look to oth­ time to change, if you can. ers for help in develop­ Scorpio (October 23 ing your personal phi­ -November 21) losophy. What you do Becoming independent t"""'"----. .-----..... now will follow you for and free-thinking is lIIEBlUCUNrDN a lifetime. bound to ruffle some­ WHo~ WRoNGPoNG IS Taurus (April 20 - one's feathers. Gossip Naf114f8l1.l.. May 20) You're has a habit of popping 'UNTo~t~ ~! approaching a crossroads up; careful how you ':":":'::""II~-"" in your life. take time to respond. explore all possibilities Sagittarius before making a decision (November 22-December about what what road to 21) - The difficulties and travel. trials of the week seem to Gemini (May 21 - be overwhelming, but June 20) - Learning a new there is still a ray of hope. skill is both rewarding and Hang on tight. tiring. What you learn now Capricorn may lead to a career in the (December 22-January future. Maintain entuhsi­ 19) - Conflict arises this asm and it will work out. week, but don't worry. Cancer (June 21 - Learn -to control your July 22) - Be prepared own anger and rage and for sudden changes this you'll trust yoursel f week. Life will be dis­ more than ever...... ____ ~fo.:;;..lt ~ ______' L.______~I'-I ...... L.. rupted by somebody Aquarius (January IN HELL by Matt Groening new coming into your 20 - February 18) - All life. Learn to move with eyes are on you this changes and turbulence. week. Your actions have Leo (July 23 -August gotten the response you 22) - Pressure is build­ have (or haven't) want­ ing, from outside ed. Face the music. sources, to settle down. Pisces (February 19- Take a stand and fight March 20) - Boredom in for what you believe is a relationship can be a right. Live life by your dangerous thing. It can own ethics. lead to resentment if not Virgo (August 23- dealt with right away. September 22) - Money and energy are available this week, so start aiming fo that new goal. could lead to a more rewarding future. Learn to take risks,. Lib r a (Septenber 23 - October 22) - Honesty, especially with your­ self, is never easy. There are things about your personali- Page 14 Arts & Entertainment September 1 Music and .electrical BLADE - Creatures impersonations highl comedian's visit of the night beware By Brent Wood, included Staff Columnist Tuesday evening, musi- By Brent Wood, cal-comedian Mark Staff Columnist -Anzalone performed for the Stevie wonder does Straight from the dark students of GSC in the Fine eight. pages of the comic books Arts Auditorium. The comic comes the immortal super­ The New York born that hero Blade. The new action comedian brought his unique packed film from NewLine blend of musical knowledge Cinemas stars Wesley and humorous takes on life. Snipes as the half human Anzalone began with no­ half vampire Blade. holds-barred renditions of Born after his pregnant yesterday and today's most the jokes were too mother has been bitten by a popular music, ranging from this audience or vampire, Blade is the best of the BackStreet Boys and bad taste, Mark both worlds. He has the Spice Girls, to The Who and into a laugh all strength and reflexes of the Led Zeppelin. He responded to vampire but can walk freely He opened with a very members requests in the world of the living. funny bit involving electrical remarks with wit The most difficult problem NOT YOUR AVERAGE VAMPIRE SLAYER. - Wesley Snipes does bat­ tape. By sticking small The funniest he faces is a thirst for blood tle with the undead in the Newline Cinema release Blade. pieces of electrical tape the evening was he fights everyday. of the vampire kingdom, a with dazzling effects and about his face he was able to cal difficulty he had Blade's mission to eradi­ half-breed named Deacon moves. Despite having a mimic many modem rockers perform an Alanis cate the plague of vampires {Stephen Dorff) begins a several gory blood bath along with some obscure parody, that prey on the unsuspect­ campaign to overthrow the scenes and gruesome dis­ sixties bands. minutes of dn',lYolin ing humans. His partner in vampire leaders and through figured creature, Blade is a Next in the show were tape recorder--was battle and the man searching an ancient ritual take their very intense movie. Fans impersonations of how by student ·James for the vampire cure is Kris rightful place as ruler of the of action, vampires or Johnny Cash would sound The agony he Kristoferson. A master in human world. comics will be very enter­ in different countries. before was better technology and medicine, This film is filled tained by this film. As a Such as Johnny Peso in skit itself. Kristoferson designs with special effects and fellow patron put it, "After Mexico, John Yen in advanced weapons to battle lightning-fast action getting out of that move I China, and Johnny Monet fifty member the scourge. scenes. There are numer­ felt like jump kicking in France. show worth Meanwhile in the ranks ous sword fighting scenes somebody." Other observations Tuesday night

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Ken Ludwig's IJeea .. artiIt for over tweaty years and taught aclult education classes "Lend me a Tenor" for the BoanI of ase lbea1re 8DD01Dlces auditions a hot-blooded, fiery spit-fire who fAlacation in CbarI.eston for the first show of the 1998-1999 ismarried to the tenor (think Catherine ibrnineyean. school year. Zeda-Jones), a beautiful, aspiring. and The classes will be Nancy Wemm will be directing Ken conniving soprano, an innocent roman­ iadhiduaIizeil aDd ., tor Ludwig's Lea. Me A Te.or. tic (think Juna Roberts), and a rich, IIUdeatt of an levels. Auditioos, which are open to all ase powerful society matron. ~ ..1m 'II IIlUIt provide students, faculty, and members of the ... 0Ml brUIbes, sayRc comm1Dlity, will be held on September ..... C8IVaS or canvas 14 and 15 ftom 6-9pm in the Fine Arts ...... a photo 01' pic- Building Recitial Hall (FA 105) . All roles and technical positions are '<~"" ..,aided. lI!lI_IIt,~ TIllie ~ can be open at this time. If you are inBested in jW11 FII' 1a 6Jcoville at worlcing with GSC 'IbeatIe either 0JHIage ~Pa*. or backstage, please come 10 the auditions...... lfeoP.le can There are roles for four (4) men: a Caruso •• ~"'the world-famous tenor (think or A deposit will be Pavarotti), a young aspiring tenor (think MaUbew Broderick), a despetate General Nlii ~. • l!dN"" For monJ iIfor­ _-ad) Cmften Rille Manager and a singing bellhop. 81;462-1819. There are roles for four (4) women: Page 16 Parting Shots from the Pioneer Daze Block Party

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