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Volume LXVI, Number 3 Rice University, , Thursday, August 24, 1978 HOUSTON: A Look Into the City -bv Martha Proctor Rice...Houston's intellectual and the Contemporary Arts Ship Channel... Museum, all close to Rice. --Dr. Radoslav Tsanoff, The Summit, a fairly new speaking at the. memorial events center, hosts many services for sports events, as well as concerts, the circus, and the Ice On the whole, I'd rather be in Capades. Philadelphia. Restaurants range from — W.C. Fields' epitaph expensive, with Tony's, Quite often a student at Rice Vargo's, and Brennan's fails to realize that the nation's heading the list, to moderate fifth largest city is surrounding with such favorites as the him beyond the hedges. Once Mason Jar, the Strawberry he ventures forth to see it, Patch, and Benihana's. More however, he will discover that, casual, popular establishments while a relatively young city, include Chili's, Ninfa's, Houston has a lot to offer to Ouisie's, and the Hobbit Hole. just about everyone. Take night life, for instance. Sports is another of Here Houston excels. Popular Houston's attractions. Though discos include Annabelle's, the we did lose a hockey team Foxhunter, Uncle Sam's, and (which wasn't that bad) we did gain a soccer team (which could Roof. If you just be better). The Astros baseball want drinks and maybe a live team is at home in the Eighth band, Steamboat Springs, Wonder of the World—the Carnaby's, Theodore's, . The Dome hosts Corky's, and Damian's are the Oilers football team as well. your best bets. Or, if you're in a The play classy mood, try Stouffer's their home basketball games in roof, Spindletop, or Efan. the fancy Summit. Houston And yes, Houston even has yet to boast a champion- boasts culture, the city has its ship team, but the spirit's still own symphony, Grand Opera, there! and ballet, with performances usually taking place in Jones More assorted areas of Hall. The Alley Theatre interest include downtown presents excellent Zoo, Astroworld, the professional plays, and Miller Planetarium, the Arboretum, Outdoor Theater, close by in and the Battleship Texas. Hermann Park, presents many Now, if you can just survive popular musicals, jazz festivals, the heat and humidity you and Shakespearean plays. might find Houston quite an Houston's finest museums are exciting city. Explore it— An Aerial View of Houston the museum of Natural you're sure to find something History, Museum of Fine Arts, you won't want to miss! HEW Tightens Policy

The HEW Office of Other requirements would Education announced this have institutions develop a week a set of provisions system for verifying the designed to curb fraud and consistency of information abuse of financial aid programs supplied by students on various for students. documents and provide The Office of Education financial counseling to those provides billions of dollars found eligible for aid. annually in student aid funds, many of which are available at While the employment of an Rice. Included are the Basic adequate number of persons to Educational Opportunity administer Title IV programs Grant (BEOG), the Supple- wouid be required, the public is mental Educational Oppor- asked to suggest ways to tunity Grant (SEOG), College determine what an adequate Work Study, National Direct number should be. In addition, Student Loan and the individuals who disburse Title Guaranteed Student Loan IV funds at and programs. schools would be bonded to ten percent of the amount A new requirement would disbursed by the institution in have institutions maintain the academic year. admission records showing the educational level and other In the interest of student relevant qualifications of each protection, the Office of student admitted. This would Education may limit, suspend, help the Office of Education or terminate the participation determine whether the college of an institution substantially or postsecondary vocational misrepresenting its education school satisfies the legal programs, financial charges, or definition of an institution of employability of its graduates. higher education. University EDITORIALS

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"Only that day dawns to which we are awake."

— Thoreau One of the frequent criticisms of Rice students is that they are a bunch of weirdos who walk around in a daze oblivious to everything except their calculators or differential equations book. All it takes is a look around at this year's bright- eyed freshman to see that this isn't true, but unfortunately the attitudes and the optimism of freshman week do not always last. Classes and deadlines and the realization that vou do have to study sometimes get some of the students down. Not everyone— some people live under the illusion that life at Rice is a perpetual Freshman Week and they never quite settle down to any routine, but these are few and far between. Most of us get so busy worrying about grades and computer programs that we miss the facets of Rice that make it all worthwhile. There is a world of art, a world of music, and a world of theology, but most interesting of all is the world of people, right here in campus. Some of the best minds in the country are here, and four years is a short time to learn all they have to tell. There is no limit to what you can do here at Rice, if vou do not get too busy to dream. You can learn anything, see anything, become anything you want here. Let yourself go. Only the free man ever finds himself. So go for it.

-Michelle Leigh Heard A Time to Change, A Time to Grow HERE& OUR LATEST WEAPON. . Welcome Freshmen. After a evening. Roommates are Rice offers more than an ITS CHEAP,,. LIGHT.. AND long week of being introduced having the same doubts and academic focus for the next IT EXPLPPES°N IMPACT, to Rice, I hope each one of you even if you get stuck with four years. Freshman week will actively introduce someone completely incom- provides a glimpse of the social yourselves to the Rice patible, the midyear roommate and extracurricular natures of community. The steps which shuffle is extensive. Rice. Growth and change occur led each of you to Rice on for the individual and also for August 21,1978 were many and But what about the question the entire community of Rice. difficult. Even after the of what the university means to The university is the acceptance letter arrived in the you. Take the word alone, cumulative influence of each mail, the consideration of what university. The roots of the freshman class through the you want from the next four word are from a combination years; and the changes can be years is not over. Questions of uni and versity. Uni is attributed directly to each such as these are common: "Can derived from the Latin*' member of Rice. Rice provide the intellectual meaning of one, in the stimulation I want? Will the formation of compound words. Many of you will stay with weekends be dull? Who will I Versity is linked to a definition Rice for the four under- wake up to on August 22T of many, versatility, totality. graduate years, affecting it and These questions are easily These roots form the coming it affecting you. The committment you make to Rice resolved in the next few weeks together of one with many, is reciprocated. The university, as you move through your providing a unique learning environment. The individual the one and the many, will classes daily. Rice will often expand with you. Some days provide too much intellectual interacts with the many and begins an intensified growth will be tiring and others Michelle Leigh Heard Editor stimulation and the Pub may disappointing, but changes, sometimes liven up a dull process. Jamie Strauss Managing Editor whether physical or attitudinal, Jill Gary Business Manager can sometimes be painful. Dale Charletta Advertising Manager Thresher's Policy for Editorial Page Material: Changing one's attitudes Nancy Falgout Associate Editor Jeff Kerr, John Bell & Dale Charletta Cartoonists Letters to the Editor should be no longer than 350 words takes time and changing a (unless discussed in person with the editor), typewritten, system takes even more. With Joel Breazeale, Mark Catlett Photographers an investment of four years, Kathryn Payne Associate Editor signed, and with current phone number provided. No Editorial Staff Frank Bay, Charles Closmann, unsigned letters will be printed. make the most of your time and Rice's time. Welcome to the Joe Heard, Marty Hood, Martha Proctor, Rice community. Each one of Martha Ramos, Jamie Strauss, Guest Editorials may be submitted on any topic of current you can make the next four Nita Vandiver interest. There are no length limitations on editorials; all years a benefit for yourself and Production Staff Dale Charletta, Nancy Falgout, other requirements as with letters stand. for the entire university. Joe Heard, Marty Hood Unsigned Editorials represent a consensus of staff The Rice Thresher, the official student newipaper of Rice U niveirity lince 1916, it published on Thursday* during the school year, except during examination periods and holidays by the opinion. students (and friends) of Rice University. Phone 527-4801 or 527-4802. Advertising information Signed Editorials represent only that particular staff available upon request. Editorial and business offices are located on the second floor of the Rice Memorial Center, P.O. Box 1892. Houston, Texas 77001. Mail subscriptions $15 per year. The member's opinion and should not be construed as more than opinions expressed herein are not necestariHy those of anyone except the writer. Obviously. privately held opinion. -Jamie Strauss Hanszen '79 Copyright 1978 by The Rice Thresher. All Rights Reserved. The Rice Thresher, August 24, 1978, page 2 Facts About the Class of '82

American Institute of Physics are not the only criteria to Verbal SAT and 88% scored freshman who accepted was may have as increase in By Jamie Strauss admittance in Rice. However, 600 or above on the Math SAT. requested to fill out a Special membership with 55 of the 326 most students rank high in their The Achievement test scores Interest Survey. Of the 525 checking it for consideration. senior class. This year 60% of are on the average above 600 entering freshmen 326 returned with the highest being Math the information. The The Additional Organi- the freshmen ranked in the top zations Group refects a "If you have built castles in the 5% of their classes. This fact Level II with 221 people taking cumulative results reflect a corresponds to earlier years the test scoring an averaged wide range of interests. politically motivated entering air, your work need not he lost; 726. The lowest Achievement class. 18% would like to be on that is where they should be. with the present senior class of The Rice Thresher ranks the Student Association vN '79 having had two-thirds of its test score is 579 in European high with 17% expressing [ow build the foundations History with only 9 students Senate. About 2% of the ier them." entering freshmen ranking in interest in working in some the top 5% of their graduating taking the test. capacity for the newspaper. answering freshmen are -Emerson interested in the Young classes. Also, the sophomores The demography of the The Campanile and the Rice Democrats while about 6% are and the juniors stayed in the freshman class continues with a Literary Review each has considering the Young The one thing which conies 60% range of students in the look at the geographic origins about 10% of the replying Republicans. through loud and clear during top 5% of their classes. of the students. The freshmen interested in their orientation week is that Rice Recommendations and distribution of the entering particular organizations. Responding to the category University is selective. A personal interviews are also class represents 41 states and 12 The clubs are the most of other, 10% listed a private institution with a fairly important but these two factors foreign countries. The majority popular with the Computer few unusual interests. stable and small enrollment is are impossible to standardize. of the students have Texas Club ranking highest with 23% Spelunking, the exploration of what classes Rice over many Rice seeks a diverse group of residency but no geographical checking it as a possible caves, is listed along with colleges in the south. This year entering students in order to quotas exist in the selection by group to join. Tennis, sailing, ballooning and rock climbing. with an entering class of 525 provide a stimulating the Admissions Committee. soccer, karate, and bicycling Wargaming and the creation of freshmen selected from 2,350 intellectual environment. The division of the class into each has about 17% of the a Mock United Nations are applicants plus 229 new Extra-curricular activities in the five areas of study shows a freshmen interested. also mentioned. Popular graduate students plus high school rank high in the closer percentage of Academic Religious groups are headed activities listed several times transfers the total enrollment consideration of the applicants. and Engineering admittances. by the Baptist Student Union are such groups as photo- will be 3,456, up from 3,300 last One-half of the entering Engineering still has the highest with over 9% of the students graphy, astronomy, dancing year. Based on past statistics, freshmen class were National number of acceptances with interested. All others have a and athletics including water all but about 7% of the merit or Achievement finalists, 35% of the freshman class. The lesser percentage interested but polo, swimming, skiing, incoming freshmen will with about 27% designated as Academs increased their there is a sizeable response in wrestling, and archery. Jogging graduate from Rice. National Merit scholars. The numbers with 26% Academic each category. The Academic is also listed. It was once said that a school standard tests each freshman is and 2% Music acceptances. Societies group is headed by With an abundance of is only as good as its students required to take are the SAT Science has 31% ana the category of Foreign intelligence and energy among and Rice University is a and three Achievement tests. Architecture 6% in the final Language Clubs with over 20% the incoming freshmen, this testimony to the validity of Of the incoming freshmen 72% division of the freshman class. of the freshmen checking next year should prove exciting that statement. Grades alone scored 600 or above on the After admittance each different languages. The and uplifting for Rice.

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can use them at its discretion, other things, the association families are often so shocked liver and heart transplants are by Alain Raymond as long as written arrangements intends to issue a "life passport" that they are likely to rare because of uneven results. International Writers Service have not been made in advance to be carried by everyone, misunderstand their rights in to deny the corpse of the which will contain either his the matter. deceased to doctors. decision for or against On the other hand, most The legislation, which transplants. doctors have been arguing that Paris—A controversy is Minister of Health Simone Veil One of the most vocal the new law is a necessity, since Star Pizza currently raging here in the had been promoting for two opponents of the law has been the need to perform transplants wake of new government years, passed almost unnoticed the conservative Paris has been growing, and regulations designed to make during the period after needs delivery drivers, newspaper, Le Figaro, which surgeons have been running every French man, woman and Christmas, when both called it "revolutionary," out of available organs. pizza makers, assis- child a bank of vital organs. chambers of the French adding that its passage is a sign tant pizza makers, Under a recent law, which is parliament were evidently that "the religious spirit that Transplants began to be now being put into practice, distracted by the holiday spirit. commanded respect for the widely performed here about and kitchen help. Full surgeons have the right to Now, however, various dead is in retreat." five or six years ago. Last year, and part time posi- transplant the heart, kidneys, groups and individuals have In conformity with the law, about one thousand eye tions. Good pay. 2111 liver, eyes and other parts of a awakened to the implications of special registers are being set up transplants were made, and the deceased person to someone in the law, and tne debate tnat in hospitals around the number of kidney transplants Norfolk. Or call: need of such organs. probably should have taken country. Patients or their rose to some eight hundred. In 523-0800. The key feature in the law is place before its passage is going relatives are supposed to use France, as in other countries, its stipulation that transplants on. these registers to deny can be performed automatic- Priests, physicians, politi- transplants, and surgeons are ally unless the potential donor cians and numbers of ordinary required to consult them before or his family specifically citizens are beginning to speak undertaking operations. COLLEGIATE CLEANERS forbids such action before- up on both sides of the issue, One of the strong objections Students 10% discount on hand. and a new organization, the being levelled against this Drycleaning and Alterations In other words, the bodies of National Patients Association, system, however, is that injured 2340 Rice Blvd. 523-5887 all French citizens belong to the has been formed to protest persons are in no condition to scientific community, which against the procedure. Among make such decisions and their (straight up the street in the village)

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The 20th century has schedule continues as the Returning at quarterback is return that Alborn can build produced no more fascinating Boomer Sooners will welcome Randy Hertel, who led the his defense around. Don symbol of American aspiration Rice to Norman, Oklahoma SWC in total completions last Parrish, a potential all-SWC than the U.S. college athletic and then return them home to year. After last year's tough player, will return at coach. He is often the subject of face LSU's Heisman prospect initiation to college ball, Hertel cornerback, along with criticism and controversy and Charles Alexander and the should have the added trackstars Carlton Derret and almost always the embodiment memory of last year's 77—0 confidence to be a quality team Mike Downs filling in the of paradox, but he is a man drubbing. The remainder of the leader. Mark Snyder and safety positions. At one of the whom the average citizen schedule will be filled with Robert Hoffman are also two linebacking positions Rice will applauds in his secret heart as SWC Conference games, fine quarterbacks who will have Robert Williamson, who he can never quite applaud the highlighting nationally ranked pressure Hertel for the starting because of his quickness and industrialist, the labor leader, Arkansas and Texas A&M. job. Anchoring the backfield strength could end up with or the politician. Despite preseason picks like will be big Earl Cooper, who, in SWC honors. Sophomores The Houston Post prediction Alborn's mind, has all the tools Lamont Jefferson and Frank for last place in the conference to be a standout in the college Wilson are two other credible The 1978 should ranks. Competing with Cooper be a vastly inproved team over "Ray Alborn has the Owls back linebackers that will see plenty on the right track, but he's too at fullback is Calvin Fance, the '77 squad, but, sad to say, of action, too. nice a guy for what's going to while Laney Royal and junior the win-loss column might not One of the goals Ray Alborn happen to him this season," Bo Broeren vie for the running reflect it, as the Owls will be wants to accomplish during his Alborn vows that the Owls will back slot. fighting to stay out of the tenure as head coach will be a be competitive in every game. Defense was the big problem better athlete-student conference cellar. The Owls, Although this ambiguous according to new head football with last year's team, as injuries relationship. Alborn sees the phrase is heard every year and a lack of depth crippled the need for the students and coach Ray Alborn, have about this time, the '78 Owls improved in every area as forty- Owls. This year, however, athletes to "meet each other could prove the exception to Alborn will place more halfway." Athletes should four of last year's fifty-eight the cliche. lettermen returned to fall camp emphasis on forming a solid, recognize and appreciate the aggressive front to head off the last Wednesday. Alborn, who The offense will be strong educational opportunities they powerhouses they will play. brings a new spirit and optimism this year with the return of a have at Rice, while the students Several standouts should to the team, must face one of fine passing attack and some (continued on page 9) the toughest schedules in the great improvements in the nation. Opening at home running game. According to Sammy—Mascot of the against Iowa State, which had a Coach Alborn, Rice has some Fighting Owls winning season in the Big Eight of the best receivers in the conference last year, the Owls nation. As such, the Owls will go on to face the omnipowerful once again stress the passing UT Longhorns. The tough game. For their running attack, the Owls will employ a split backfield and an "I" formation, instead of 's triple pocket offense. Veterans Doug Cunningham and David Houser, both fifth IjBKvt'f: \ year seniors, are potential Ail- Americans. Cunningham was the NCAA's third leading Pi receiver in 1976 with Tommy Kramer's Owl Air Corps. An injury forced him to miss most of last season, so he was granted another year of eligibility. David Houser, another great receiver, has the opportunity this season to become the all-time SWC leader in career catches and yardage. Joey DeQuinzio, another returning fifth year, ' . j had an excellent spring practice mm • and will see more playing time

this year. Backups at receiver X- >» , will be two track stars, Daryl Mouton and Charlie Taylor, along with highly touted freshman recruit Hosea Fortune'. —Coach Ray Alborn Rice Football 1978

1978 Football Schedule

Date Opponent (Series Record) City (Stadium, Time) 1977

Sept. 9 Iowa State (1-0-0) Houston (Rice Stadium, 7:30 p.m.) Sept. 16 Texas (2043-1) Houston (Rice Stadium, 7:30 p.m.) 15-72 Sept. 23 Oklahoma (04-0) Norman, Ok (Owen Field, 1:30 p.m.) Sept. 30 L.S.U. (12-30-5) Houston (Rice Stadium, 7:30 pjn.) 0-77 Oct. 14 T.C.U. (23-30-3) Ft. Worth (Amon Carter, 2:00 p.m.) 15-35 Oct. 21 Texas Tech (15-12-1) Houston (Rice Stadium, 7:30 p.m.) 7-42 Oct. 28 Texas A&M (26-33-3) College Station (Kyle Field, 1:30 p.m.) 14-28 Nov. 4 Arkansas (27-23-3) Fayetteville (Razorback, 1:30 p.m.) 7-30 Nov. 11 S.M.U. (24-32-1) Houston (Rice Stadium, 2:00 p.m.) 2441 Nov. 18 Baylor (25-31-2) Houston (Rice Stadium, 2:00 p.m.) 14-24 Dec. 2 Houston (2-5-0) Houston (Astrodome, 7:30 p.m.) 21-51

TICKET INFORMATION Phone: 527-4068 The Rice Thresher, August 24, 1978, page 8 Sports : '-'Mi. FOOTBALL (continued from page 8) BASEBALL The Rice Owls start their '78 should realize that the athletes season against powerful Iowa have natural talents which they Rice's baseball program State on September 9 in Rice are working hard to develop. In received a welcome boost from Stadium. The opener will be order to generate interest in the the Cameron Foundation. The Ray Alborn's first outing as football program, Coach Houston group donated head coach, the job vacated by Alborn will speak at each $100,000 to be used for the Homer Rice. college just before the season construction of permanent The gridders are looking starts. stands to replace the temporary forward to a better season Coach Alborn's predictions: bleachers at Rice's new with 68 returning squadmen, 48 Arkansas the conference baseball diamond. The field who are lettermen. The team winner on paper, U of H a will be renamed Cameron will be young, as 20 of those strong dark-horse candidate. Field. lettermen are sophomores. As for Iowa State, look for a Amoung the lettermen are physical game with Alborn standouts Doug Cunningham hoping they will force BASKETBALL and David Houser, both senior some early turnovers. » receivers and hopeful Ail- Practice does not officially Americans. Also returning are start for Rice's roundballers sophomore Randy Hertel at WOMEN'S ATHLETICS until October 15, but until then, quarterback and senior Earl There is a strong surge ol Coach Mike Schuler's Owls Cooper, the leading ground interest and activity these days will be conditioning themselves gainer in '78. All the probable in women's varsity athletics at on their own. They open their starters are lettermen unless Rice University. For the first season November 29 against beaten out by freshmen signees. • time a group of women Texas Luthern and then Rice faces a tough season, as athletes will report on campus journey to the midwest to face for daily drills preceding the seven of the eleven opponents Northwestern and Notre went to bowl games last year. start of classes. New head Dame. coach for women's volleyball Once the Owls get around to conference play they should be and basketball Linda Tucker TRACK greeted 15 candidates for the battle-hardened, as their first four games are Iowa, Texas, volleyball team on August The Rice cross country team —Joel Breazeale 16th. They will have daily two- Oklahoma, and LSU. is preparing for their season All Sports Meeting for Women Athletes a-day workouts until classes opener, September 16, Season and individual game begin on August 28. Season followed by the Rice tickets are now available by Sunday, September 27th opener will be on September Invitational on Friday, mail order. Across-the-counter 12. A substantial increase in September 29. Many of the sales begin August 28 in the Team Meeting Room in the Gym participation, attendance, men are currently working out Rice gym, and at Foley's ticket publicity and overall interest in in Colorado where Ail- centers around Houston. All those interested in participating in varsity athletics are women's varsity athletics is American, Mike Novelli, placed Student admission is free with invited. Sports include Basketball, Track and Field, Cross Rice ID at home games and expected for the coming year at an impressive second in the Country, Swimming and Diving, Tennis, and Volleyball. Rice. Olympic style Sports Festival. tickets are available at reduced rates for away games. —Susan Peiffer—Coordinator of Women's Athletics GEGM3 SCHOLARSHIP, COMMISSION, SERVICE

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By Martha Ramos FITTER PATTER "Has halftime started? Is the tribute to our fellow schools, MOB on yet?" because only strong tradition Welcome to Rice where the and colorful, individualistic band is more famous than the activities are subject to football team, or infamous as parody." some say. It's no one's fault. was not That's just how things worked impressed with the MOB out. "tribute" of September of '73. As early as 1972, MOB A third of the way through tne director Bert Roth told The halftime performance at the Houston Post, "Each thing we Rice—U of H game the script do is a gag in a subtle way. We was confiscated from the never do anything derogatory, show's narrator at the request never put anybody down. It's of Mrs. Hofheinz. Apparently just Rice ribald humor." the judge's anger was aroused Unfortunately, not everyone when the MOB spoofed the appreciates MOB humor as Domed Stadium as thettworld's much as Rice people do. The smallest indoor football Aggies don't, at least they stadium." But the proverbial didn't in November of '73. camel's back broke when it was Remember? That was the noted tha: the Astros were "last year the MOB had to be in the national league." escorted from the stadium in Food Service trucks to prevent Since the Hofheinz hassle mass murder by the Aggies. there haven't been any The Aggies had been so scandalous MOB incidents, but infuriated by Rice's halftime Rice people still iook lorward show, which included an off- to halftime because 'ou never tune, out-of-step imitation of know! A&M's precision Corps, and a For you interested comics, the fire plug salute to the Aggie MOB welcomes everyone mascot. Reveille, that after the willing to show up at 2 out of 3 game—narrowly lost by A&M— practices per week during a they chased the MOB into a game week and at least 1 tunnel at the south end of the practice during an off week. stadium. And that is where the The MOB performs during frightened, disbelieving home games and one out-of- MOBsters remained ensconced town game. An added for two hours until rescue. attraction for serious clowns is "We certainly did not intend a graduated scholarship any offense," said Roth, "but if beginning at $50 for the first our presentation was offensive vear and an increase of $10 for to anyone, we wish to extend each additional year—of course our sincere apology." you must attend every single Roth continued, "We game! consider these programs to be a 1 V jyi i £ k aft a / •

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The Rice Thresher, August 24, 1978, page 10 NEW HOURS FOR THE Rice Players Take to the Road Friday, August 25th at 7:30 in Hamman for freshmen who are The Rice Players are interested in learning more CAMPUS STORE breaking tradition this year. about the Players. So if you've While the Players ordinarily do ever dabbled in theatre, or if two shows each semester, they you haven't but would like to, are foregoing their first show come meet the Players on this fall. Instead, they are Friday and come to try-outs on 8:30 AM - 4:30 PM MONDAY — FRIDAY accepting an invitation to Tuesday and Wednesday. appear at the Texas Renais- sance Festival, where they will perform a selection of medieval French farces, in addition to Museum Offers For your shopping convenience, during the scenes from Chaucer's "The Canterbury Tales." The Ren- opening of Fall Semester classes, the aissance Festival, held near Art Courses Magnolia, Texas each October, Store will be open: is Texas' answer to the festivals Registration for courses in held in Italy, France and studio art, art history, and art between the 13th and appreciation will take place 16th centuries, and offers Monday through Wednesday, Saturday, August 26 9:00 AM 1:00 PM drama, music, food, drink, and August 27 through Wednes- lots of general revelry. The day, August 27 through 30, at Players will hold open tryouts the School of Art:The Museum Monday, August 28 8:00 AM 5:00 PM for the Festival shows on of Fine Arts, Houston. Tuesday and Wednesday, Classes are available during August 29th and 30th at the daytime and in the Tuesday, August 29 8:00 AM 5:00 PM 7:30pm in Hamraan Hall. The evening, and students may Players are looking for actors, enroll on a part-time or full- technicians, designers, singers, time basis. The School of Art Saturday, Sept. 9 9:00 AM 1:00 PM dancers, jugglers, pickpockets also offers a Certificate of and mountebanks—and no Achievement for individuals experience is necessary. who are interested in * * Anyone interested in working professional training in the * * with the Players in any capacity visual arts in programs of * McTavish Rents is welcome to come by at that painting, printmaking * time. In addition, the Players ceramics, jewelry, and * * are holding a reception on sculpture. * * * •Refrigerators* * * * EARN $$ IN YOUR SPARE TIME! * •Color TV Setst * * * We need students to deliver airline tickets. 1-5 Mon-Fri., * Perfect for dorms and apartments !* Houston area only. $3/hr, + 15c/mile. Call Don Chapelle at * Furniture rental for on or off-campus!^ 529-3791. M yL Atlas Travel, Inc. 3411 Montrose Just take the Gulf Freeway South and get off at thej. ^Edgebrook exit. Go under the freeway and turn left.^» {9803 Gulf Freeway 947-0600* * * Part-Time Help Wanted

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THE COMPLETE SERIES Australian Ballet, PAPILLON is the enchanting story of a maiden transformed into a butterfly (in French papil- Thursday, Friday, Saturday evenings at 8:00 p.m. lon). This landmark world premiere will make a majo^ contribution to the international repertoire. September 21, 22, 23, 1978 THE LADY AND THE FOOL This is Houston Ballet's first work by the legendary cho- April 12, 13, 14, 1979 PRODIGAL SON (in ragtime) reographer of the Stuttgart Ballet, John Cranko. Set The blockbuster of the 1977-78 season returns with its to the music of Verdi, THE LADY AND THE FOOL tells fast-paced 20th century scenario and its snappy Scott the story of a young woman who is courted by ele- Joplin score. The evening will begin with a world gant suitors at a glittering ball, but chooses instead premiere work by Chinese-American choreographer, two shabby clowns in the street. This program will Choo San Goh. also include the world premiere of a ballet by Amer- May 24, 25, 26, 1979 SWAN LAKE ican choreographer Norman Walker and Barry This dark and romantic ballet has become Houston Moreland's haunting SUMMER SOLSTICE. Ballet's most acclaimed work, earning critical recogni- tion across the country. Tchaikovsky's immortal music, September 28, 29, 30, 1978 THE SLEEPING BEAUTY William Pitkin's breathtaking settings, and Ben Steven- Artistic Director Ben Stevenson has previously staged son's brilliant choreography make this production "a this spellbinding tale for the National Ballet of Wash- giant leap for Houston Ballet." ington and for Margot Fonteyn in Venice. Reter Farmer (who designed sets and costumes for Houston Ballet's CINDERELLA) will create the mythical kingdom in which THE CLASSIC SERIES Princess Aurora pricks her finger and sleeps for 100 Matinees at 2:00 p.m. years. Music by Tchaikovsky. Sunday, October 1, 1978 THE SLEEPING BEAUTY December 21, 22, 23, 1978 THE NUTCRACKER (Optional) Saturday, December 23, 1978 THE NUTCRACKER Order tickets now for Houston's holiday tradition, pre- Sunday, May 27, 1979 SWAN LAKE sented this year in sparkling new sets and costumes, and a new staging by Ben Stevenson. Where else does it snow every year in Houston? THE PREMIERE SERIES Matinees at 2:00 p.m. February 8, 9, 10, 1979 PAPILLON Sunday, September 24, 1978 With a musical score by Jacques Offenbach, this full- THE LADY AND THE FOOL and other works length ballet has not been performed since its original Sunday, February 11, 1979 PAPILLON production in Paris in 1860. Choreographed by Ronald Saturday, April 14, 1979 PRODIGAL SON (in ragtime) and world premiere Hynd, who recently staged THE MERRY WIDOW for the work by Choo San Goh.

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The Rice Thresher, August 24, 1978, page 12 Lisa Taylor and Darlanne Fluegel A World of Beauty and Violence

One of the season's most and sureness of movement and Another supporting character unusual films, Eyes of speech that was present in her was Brad Dourif, you may Laura Mars, is now showing at other films. However, she is remember his impressive the Galleria III. It is an Irvin really the only true standout of performance as the stuttering Kirshner film featuring Faye the entire film. Laura Mars Billy Bibbit in One Flew Over Dunaway as a famous New (Faye Dunaway), serves as the the Cuckoo's Nest, and in this York fashion photographer focal point in the movie. Her film he is also good. Dourif and as a emotions constitute the returns to the screen in another tough police lieutenant. Both pervading spirit of each scene. unusual characterization as an are involved in a series of Ms. Dunaway does a worthy ex-convict turned chauffeur mysterious murders which job but nevertheless, we look whose incriminating past draw the two actors closer for better performances to follows him. Dourif proves to together for "romance." come. be one of the few highlights of the film—he is naturally crazy. Kirshner attempts to portray Now after discussing Faye Although there is plenty of the violence of our society Dunaway's performance, we through the eyes of Laura Mars action in the film, the action is should look at the main actor in sequenced together in a clumsy (Faye Dunaway). The placid the movie, Tommy Lee Jones. perfection of the models she way. People just wind up Jones, a native Texan, grew up getting their eyes rammed photographs is contrasted by roughnecking it in the Texas oil the reality of a violent world, through with ice picks with no fields. Well, he should have observes Ms. Dunaway in one particular sequence. People die stayed there. Even upon his of her most unique roles yet. here, there and everywhere. entrance at the beginning of the She takes pictures of New Perhaps the greatest York's most feminine, Laura Mars exhibition at the character of the film is the glamorous women in lavish SoHo Gallery, he puts a dark setting itself. The setting is New settings and, amidst the aura of shroud on the film—a shroud York City, one of the elite beauty, she places a dead body that dampens every scene he's fashion centers of the Western or some other reminder of involved with to the point of world. The film abounds with violence. absurdity. Kojak could have the glamor of the high fashion done better. One can readily see modeling world. Covergirls Seeing the cast and director, this in the final scene when he Lisa Taylor and Darlanne you would probably guess this reveals himself as the Fluegel provide the heavenly was going to be a good film— psychopathic killer. He does not bodies that most women of the wrong. If it hadn't been for give a convincing performance— world envy. Faye Dunaway's appearance, instead, his actions show some One sees the lavish this film would have never resemblance to those in a grade playground of the wealthy at made it past the editing room. C soap opera. the beginning of the film in the St".. Dunaway tries hard in In a supporting role, Rene SoHo galleries. The galleries set Eyes of Laura Mars, her first Auberjonois gives us a semi- a backdrop for all rich, famous film since her Oscar winning adequate performance as jet-setters of New York's upper performance in Network, but Laura Mars' manager and best eeheions. In the midst of this it's no go. Ms Dunaway has friend. Basically, he is good for luxury, there is violent murder. made many great perform- a few laughs, especially when In conclusion, Eyes of ances such as Bonnie and he dresses up as Laura Mars so Laura Mars, is not a very good Clyde, Chinatown and the that Faye Dunaway can slip by film, unless you're a real Faye already mentioned Network, the police. However, we see Dunaway fan. Otherwise, save but this is not one of them. little depth in his character, as your cash and steJFoul Play at Somehow she lacks the vitality with Tommy Lee Jones. the Galleria IV. —by Joseph M. Heard

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The Rice Thresher, August 24, 1978, page 14 French Film Entertains on Many Levels

—by Leon Dure For example, the time-worn rather amateurishly. It just Now, if you've yawned the best I've seen all year, cliche' of the hero's dog that shows that you can't always through that last paragraph, Warren Beatty not withstand- The first question that I ask never obeys orders is given claim that flirting involves and are about to give up on me, ing. So, if you want to see a myself is this: What in the world some new life when, examining acting "like a teenager", when, realize this: Cat and Mouse has good flick, and at the same time am I doing, trying to review a it on a more objective plane, we in fact, this behavior is intrinsic quite a few planes of be able to say "sure, I've seen a movie that I can't find anything see how absurdly funny the in everyone, even in the Brown understanding, and all are movie with subtitles," go see wrong with? The movie I'm situation is. In this movie, Sam, lobby. accessible. This movie is one of Cat and Mouse. talking about is Claude German police dog, is the pivot LeLouche's Cat and Mouse, of some hilarious scenes, showing at the Greenway 6 depending on his will to obey. Cinema. On the surface, It's a At least from the audience's murder mystery, involving a reaction, it seemed that we were wealthy Frenchman's death, seeing this joke for the first and the simultaneous theft of time. his art collection. Then, it is up to two police investigators to Throughout the movie, age DOOHESBURT try to clear up the case. has a significant impact on the HEf, BOOPSIB! AND I'M NOT ALONE, B.D.! WOT ARE I'M earn AN ISNTTHAT IT IS NOT! SINCE ELVIS DIED LAST YEAR, Unfortunately, it's not as relationships between lovers. WMNSFI, DONTUSTBN YOUR BAGS t TO MEMPHIS, ELVIS ABOUT THE rrs THE FUL- ALMOST 2,000,000 OF THE NBCRQPHtl~ -m uiu Mlkrp straightforward as you would The inspector who is, shall we | DONG IN / MIKE! ON TOUR? DUMBEST FILMENT OF KINGS FANS HAVE FLOCKED think—sort of like a game of— say, the more intelligent of the { THBHAU.? AN ELVIS I THIN6 W A YEAR-LONG TO THE GRACELAND ES- BE WRONG. las' 7OUR! HAVE EVER PRE AM! TATE TO PAY HIM well, Cat and Mouse. two—Inspector Maigret—is TRIBUTE! The movie is in French, with is carrying on an affair with a subtitles—and it's not nearly as twentyish prostitute, and a distracting as you think. In lusty affair it seems to be, fact, reading the dialogue despite his leaning toward comes as somewhat of a relief middle-age. However, their during the movie's parody of all relationship is a clipped, staccato affair (as evidenced by the chase scenes you've ever <£3RFUH seen. The acting is superb, with their conversation). This is the two inspectors performing made out to be typical of IN FACT, IF YOU INCLUDED today's society. While the two SOHOWARB BY BUS, MIKE. FOUR DAYS? VISITING HIS ESTATE, HIS THATS together as a team which is YOU GETTINGITSAFOUR- YOU NEW FOUR OH.TTSA GRAVESTTE, HIS GIRLFRIENDS' RIDICULOUS! hard to compare to anything seem to be good bedfellows, at TO MEMPHIS.DW,THREE- PAYS JUST TO LOT MORE HOMES, AND ALL THE STUDIOS HELL, FRANCE produced in America. The least part of the time, you begin BOOPSIB? NIGHT, N0- GENUFLECT AT THAN THAT, HE RECOUPED IN, YOU'D HTW ONLY TAKES IN FRIU5T0UR! .ELVIS'GRAVE? BP: LS —,AT LEAST EIGHT PAY5 TO A WEEK! SEASON• victim's wife, in the other big to wonder how meaningful this M -H REALLY DO ELVIS! \ IJL role, is a charming portrayal of relationship—and the world it a middle-aged widow. This represents—is. On the other acting, coupled with some sight hand, Inspector Maigret and gags (such as an in-depth the victim's wife begin to take inspection into the workings of an innocent interest in each a pornographic film studio) other. This is prompted, ironically, by Maigret's which are worthy ol a Gallic •&A.4^5 Woody Allen, make this an suspicion that she is the real killer. Their conversation is SHE'S REALLY WHAT WERE THE excellent movie to see. Now let HASBOOPSIE NOTHIN'BUT me say some good things about remarkably similar to two LEFT VET, GOING ALL THE APPARENTLY, OTHER. PEOPLE B.D.? / WAY TO MEMPHIS THAT'S THE WW THE TOUR LET'S JUST f> J ' a HOUND POO- it. young people who obviously I JUST BY BUSLL. ELVIS WOULD LIKE?J SAY THE a have a liking for each other, yet HAVE DONE TT- CHICK WAS m, - Ill UP First of all, the fact that it is in HER. OFF AT LEAST BFFORE IN HER EL- // \ can't seem to express it. The AT THE BUS HE GOT HIS LEAR. EMBNTJ/II French, and that you are somewhat STATION separated from the dialogue, as awkward pauses, the seemingly X well as the the action, allows frantic hand gestures, the the viewer to examine from a nervousness—all provide a more objective viewpoint the touching portrayal of two themes which are expressed. middle-aged people flirting

rr MAS REALM AT THE ELVIS PRESLEY A NEAFO TRIP, MOTOR LODGE. FTS FIGHT OH, MY uc'c. flu cnp AN flPflRTmENT COmmUNITY B.D.! THERE ARE DOWN THE STREET FROM UJVE ME *DAKJN: SENDING GOD'S SAKE, SO MANY NICE HIS ESTATE, UHICH IS SORT TENDER.. /VE5S~' WHAT? I LOVE ME A BOOPSIB, PEOPLEONTHE MERE OF EERIE. I MEAN, I CAN LOVE ME , WHAT7 YOU.." SIGN! CLOSE THE TOUR! / ARB YOU ERIE PRACTICALLY FEEL ELVIS' TRUE.." BLINDS! WHICH OFFERS BUS SWING? 'IPRESENCE.. SERVICE TO WITHIN ONE A / BLOCK OF RICE UNIVERSITY!

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The Rice Thresher, August 24, 1978, page 15 mm mm Animation Festival. 9:45pm. River Oaks. Mr. Klein. 7 and 9:30pm. Alley. Handle With Care. Wednesday the thirtieth thursday, the twenty-fourth 12m. Tower. Rocky Horror. 7pm or so. SH 309. KTRU organizational of August 8:30pm. Autry House. The Misanthrope. meeting. I people's 5-7pm. All-school picnic. sunday the twenty-seventh 7:30pm. Media Center. The General, silent 7 an< m i ca|endar * i®p - ^ess. AH- 1 lam. Memorial Park. SCA: Lighter Practice. film. school movies. 2:30 and 7:15pm. River Oaks. Face to Face. 7:30pm. River Oaks. Spirit of the Beehive. 8:30pm. Free preview. Autry house. The 4:45 and 9:35pm. River Oaks. The Serpent's 9:40pm. River Oaks. Cria. Misanthrope. Egg- thursday the thirty-first friday the twenty-fifth 6:30pm. Jones Hall. Popular Music of India, 7:30pm. My Night at Maude's. First part of 498-8332 for ticket information. 10am. RMC Grand Hall. Graduate student Rohmer trilogy, French with subtitles. 7 and 9:30pm. Alley. Handle With Care. orientation. 7:30pm. River Oaks. Spirit of the Beehive. 8pm. WRC. All-school movies. 7 and 9:30pm. Alley. Wages of Fear. 8:30pm. Autry House. The Misanthrope. 7:30pm. River Oaks Theatre. Fantastic Planet. monday the twenty-eighth 9:40pm. River Oaks. Cria. 9:05pm. River Oaks. Fantastic Animation 8am. Classes begin for unfortunates with eight friday, the first of September Festival. o'clocks. 7:30pm. Clare's Knee. Second part of 9pm—lam. RMC Grand Hall. Casino Party. 9am. Nine o'clock classes begin. Rohmer's trilogy, French with subtitles. 8:30pm. Autry House. The Misanthrope. 7:15pm. River Oaks. Face to Face. 12m. Clay's Triple Feature: Sex Madness, Saturday the twenty-sixth 9:35pm. River Oaks. The Serpent's Egg. Mystery of the Leaping Fish, and Cocaine 4 and 7:30pm. River Oaks. Fantastic Planet. tuesday the twenty-ninth Friends. 5:35 and 9:05pm. River Oaks. Fantastic 7:30pm. River Oaks. The Serpent. JOHNSTOWN Museum of Fine Arts Receives Memorial Gift The Museum of Fine Arts because there are many needed and the Manzanita Press, as HAS here has received, as a gift from in the Museum Library as well as by Lvnton Kistler, who A Miss Nina Cullinan in memory reference books, the subjects at one time owned the of former Museum director range from dance and theatre, collection Many of the books HOME James Chillman. sixty books art, and photography to were published in limited FOR designed by Merle Armitage, the Southwest, reflecting editions of five hundred copies one of the most important Armitage's wide range of and are very rare. YOU book designers of the twentieth interests. Among the books on The Merle Armitage books century. painting are several from the will be shown in an exhibition Whether permanent or for the semester, A civil engineer, impressario, lyjus wmcn aueinpieu io set for January 5 through 1- to 3-bedroom to townhouses. Not far and graphic designer, Merle broaden the appreciation of March 18 in the Museum's from Rice Armitage made an important modern art in America, Library Gallery. mark on modern book design including So La lied Abstract through his use of illustrated Art, written by Armitage Special roommate discount program endpapers, double title pages, himself; two monographs on large type, wide margins, and the work of Picasso; and Variety of floor plans other techniques which at the Edward Alden Jewell's Have time were unconventional and We an American Art. On the No double-deposit innovative but are widely subjects of music and dance, misclassifieds accepted practices today. "His the collection contains books Low deposit for Rice students and Staff on stylistic graphic design reflects by Armitage on Martha 11pm, 8/23/78—"Have you on qualified program his personal philosophy, with Graham and George Gershwin, ever seen anything so tacky you the organization of all elements and a more general work on just had to have it?" Furnished or unfurnished of the book, text, illustration, Modern Dance by Virginia * • * C(immunities throughout Southwell All adult or family tommunitiei etc., into a harmony and Stewart. Also included are two integrity compared to the Female Roommate Needed— very important and very rare For nice one-bedroom architectural design of Frank books on the photography of Lloyd Wright," said Jacob apartment on San Jacinto Edward Weston, each of which behind the Warwick. Pay one CALL: 783-6440 Zeitlin, who published one of was voted one of the "fifty Armitage's books. half of rent—$97.50/month, books of the year" by the plus utilities. I have an 11 — For information on locations please call immediately The books in the collection American Institute of Graphic 7am job once school starts, so have been acquired not only for Arts. you will essentially have their importance in the history The collection includes bedroom to yourself, except on of book design, but also books printed by Ward Ritche weekends. Must tolerate (or : HOW TO GET STUFF ON THE BACK PAGE 'if preferably like) fish pumps, wmm guitar and clarinet playing and notes and notices pouring water. Prefer someone Calendar entries must be submitted by Tuesday|| who's acquainted with me and night to make the next Thursday's paper. Entries);, Season—The first meeting of weaving and trapunto, a my strange quirks of should include date, time and location of the event as^ the Rice Sailing Club is decorative quilting technique. personality, but strangers are ;! well as the name of the sponsoring organization./ Commencing September 5, the okay. If interested call Cindy planned for Tuesday, August Childress at 627-9878 until Phone numbers are encouraged. Calendar entries:;!. 29 at 7pm, in 307 Sewall Hall, classes will meet once a week : should be only a sentence or two; anything longer^ (which is really on the ground for four weeks. Day and August 25, any time after 6pm. evening classes are available; * * * should be made a Notes and Notices. •/; floor). Anyone interested in however, the enrollment is sailing—intercollegiate com- Is your life going to waste? Is limited. Fee:$20. Phone 522— life passing you by? Well, when Notes and Notices must also be turned in by the j petition, local club races or 9464. same deadline. Please include all revelant information. was the last time you just a pleasant afternoon on the * * # . slaughtered a dragon, saved a Bay—should plan to stop by. Secretarial Opening —The Misclassifieds are printed as space is available. They ' maiden in distress, and had Past members might note the Jones School of Music is in •| are free: however, we cannot guarantee that they will ' your throat slit by a thief? room change. need of a secretary to work Sound like fun? Well, the Rice : % be printed in any particular issue. We reserve the right - • * • under the general super- Dungeons and Dragons Team 4 to modify names, delete obscenities and refuse to print vision of the Dean. Qualifi- will be organizing for the 1978- | anything we find unsuitable. If name and telephone j Sailing Lessons—Once again, cations: Previous secretarial 79 season soon. Contact your the Rice Sailing Club is number are included on a questionable misclassified, experience in the above men- college representative, or call offering an introductory Randy King at 795-4478. | the chances of having it printed are greater. j course. This is an excellent tioned areas preferred. Must opportunity for beginning be accurate typist (60-plus * * • | All misclassifieds must be submitted in writing to the > sailors to get in on the ground wpm) and must possess good West University—Nice house command of the English * Thresher's one are taken over the phone. | floor. The course is free for all for rent. Two bedrooms, one sailing club members. Course language, grammar, punctu- bath. Central air and heat. Call It you desire to have a misclassified run in|f§ times and meeting places will ation and spelling. Initiative to 528-4847. m * * * consecutive issues, please submit the copy for each be established at the first sailing rapidly complete assigned tasks club meeting—7pm Tuesday, esential. Shorthad preferred. If issue. I Anyone who took History 361 307 Sewall Hall. you have the qualifications and two years ago: Dr. Wiener * * * are interested in applying for I Address all submissions to BACK PAGE EDITOR, , urgently needs copies of Lacey Would-be weavers—Enroll this position, please contact Balwin Smith, Henry VIII for 1 Thresher, Campus Mail. | now for classes at L'Atelier, Ms Jan West, x4074, before the class this •fall * *; will buy. 1212 Milford, in off-loom August 28. The Rice Thresher, August 24, 1978, page 16