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600 Pichei Outside Pro-Life Symposium Draws Protest by Walter Neary steps before the talk began. much that thc preservation of life is Two nationally-known leaders in Hyde was the sponsor of legisla­ our utmost goal. We vote after con­ the anti-abortion movement. Con­ tion which prohibited Medicaid sidering how people view other peo- gressman Henry Hvde and Nellie funding of abortions. Gray is the pie." Gray, spoke before 500 people in the leader of the March for Life, Inc., "I often wonder about abortion­ Memorial Gymnasium on Friday, which sponsors a yearly march of ists," Hyde said, "Do they wake up April 3. pro-lifers on Washington. D.C. at 3:00 a.m. and envision the little The talks were not ignored by "Do we practice single-issue poli­ faces of the babies they are destroy- local pro-choicers. A picket line pro­ tics? yes, we practice single-issue pol­ ingr testing the event drew over 600 and itics," Gray told the crowd. "We The speeches were often accompa­ hundreds gathered for a rally on the value the life of a human being so nied by heckling from the crowd. Public Safety waited until a person had shouted several times before they asked the person to leave. No protestor resisted. The most common cry followed references to the baby the speakers said was destroyed by abortion: "What about the woman?" Hyde was often able to use the hecklers' comments against them. Pholo bv Mark Gutterud Continued on Page 15 Henry Hyde delivers speech Friday night in Memorial Gym.

Photo by Mark Gutterud Protesters listened Friday night while Congressman Henry Hyde speaks on abortion. FOGHORN Election Results Volume 76 Number 9 UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO April 10, 1981 •ASUSF PRESIDENT Chris Ottensmeyer 52 Ume-Ukeje Disqualified From •Victor Ume-Ukeje ..... 310* •Stephen Bowman 234 Sam Phillips 222 Ann O'Regan 56 Campy Holton 160 •Karen Vijil 164 Presidential Elections •Pat McNicholas 364* Mark T. Mcgovern 162 Margo D. Lalich 81 As the Foghorn goes lo press. ASUSF VICE PRESIDENT •Bill Kosturos 49 Victor Ume- Ukeje announced •Peter A. Spediacci 373* •Craig Perkins 220 Wednesday morning lhat he has Salvador D. Aceves 107 Barbara Mathews 63 filed charges with the Sludenl •Tim Leahy 462* Kevin L. Jones 107 Court against the Board of Student •Bill Goyette 189 Coordination. The quotes from •ASUSF TREASURER: •Suzie Tin 212 Ume-Ukeje in this article were •Dave Petrini 424' •John Courtright 237 given before this decision was made. •Lee Mengkai 288* Wendy Ramsey 45 Victor Ume-Ukeje has been Lisa Schweifler 272 disqualified from the ASUSF presi­ SOPHOMORE CLASS dential race and so Sam Phillips and •ACADEMIC PRESIDENT: Pat McNicholas will compete for ihe CHAIRPERSON: Derran Cannady 19 top student office at USF. Teresa Mcgoldrick 215 •Teresa Win 71 McNicholas and Ume-Ukeje were Robert Etessami 184 •David Flaherty 84 the top vote-getters in last weeks Perry Clark 58l»» Mohammad Shapori 37 primaries, but after Ume-Ukeje's •SENIOR-AT-LARGE: Dean Brown 14 disqualification last Tuesday, •Daniel Genolio 164 Michael Harris 59 runner-up Sam. Phillips will take Edward Ma la ret 31 his slot in the race. Because the change was made the day before the elections were Photo by Mark Gutterud scheduled, it was decided to The ASL'SF elections have been postponed until after Easter because postpone them until after the Easter of l'me-1'keje's disqualification by BSC. Kubler-Ross Speaks On break, said "Nitzi" Gildea, Board of would have a low turn-out." regarding other campaign violations Student Coordination Chairperson. Ume-Ukeje was disqualified, said by Ume-Ukeje. Death and Dying "We considered holding the Gildean, because his campaign It was at a meeting on Tuesday election on the 8th and 9th with a posters cost almost $190, which is afternoon that Gildean. ASUSF she urged all nurses to look within special presidential election later on $110 over the BSC limit The by Valerie Rice themselves for any unresolved diffi­ President Frank Vaculin. and Office April 22 and 23," she said, "But we disqualification follows, she stated, Death, dying and terminally ill culties and to deal with them of Student Development ASUSF feared that the special election several warnings and minor fines children are not normally consid­ quickly. "Nurses are the most impor­ Continued on Page 15 ered uplifting topics of conversation. tant people in the patient's life," Yet on March 25 Dr. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross emphasized. Kubler-Ross gave a sparkling pres­ Beyond a discussion of personal entation sponsored by ASUSF that coping procedures, Kubler-Ross dis­ Senate Blasts Hancock left all present feeling better about cussed a new technique for dealing themselves and the people they were with terminally-ill children. The Elwood Hancock, the USF Vice newstand." dealing with. children are asked to draw a picture President for Business and Finance, "this is the second strike against "The University has long-standing Author of On Death and Dying, on the spur of the moment. An came under sharp criticism at the him," said Lou Dumont, Senator-at- contracts with vending companies, Kubler-Ross says she speaks to analysis of the picture shows that all ASUSF Senate's meeting last Large. "It's just like what happened and there were some things ASUSF 15,000 people per week on coping terminally ill children know they are Thursday, March 26. up at Underhill." was proposing that they couldn't with their own mortality and the dying and exactly where the illness "The Lone Mountain cafeteria This semester, the two Lone sell," Hancock told the Foghorn. mortality of loved ones. The premise exists. This knowledge facilitates a was closed by the decision of Woody Mountain Underhill offices reserved "We've had discussion about this, of her theory is a principle termed discussion of death with children Hancock alone," said Frank for ASUSF were rented out without but I didn't consider this a real "unfinished business". Unfinished who are too young to deal with it. Vaculin, ASUSF President and an any notice to AS. After lengthy problem." business refers to anything in life Dr. Kubler-Ross also conducts a intern in the University planningand discussion, the Planning Office "Hancock's into making that still retains loose ends. When clinic on coping with all aspects of budgeting office. "The students were granted ASUSF an office as autocratic decisions." said Sam those loose ends have been dealt terminal illness. This clinic has been not consulted and it really pisses me compensation. Phillips, ASUSF Vice President with, the person is ready to cope with highly recommended by past partici­ off." "They talked to me about it," Phillips confirmed that his sources whatever will occur, be it his/her pants and is said to have an 84% ef­ "It was the decision of the Hancock said. "I don't control that too said that Hancock had been the death or the death of a family mem­ fectiveness rate in causing a positive Financial Management Board not but 1 think the rooms were rented one who chose to close I one ber. permanent change in the lifestyle of just mine." responded Hancock to out quite innocently. They've been Mountain The concept of unfinished busi­ the individuals participating. For the Foghorn "The students were told they'll get their offices back. "There has definitely got to be an ness can be extended to all aspects of more details write: P.O. Box 2396, consulted when five senators read "Make that three strikes against understanding between us and Dr. life, Kubler-Ross said. Speaking to a Escondido, California, 92025. the report right after it was issued Hancock." said Vaculin "Especially Hancock." said Vaculin crowd of mainly nursing students. and were allowed to comment about with what's been going on at the April 10, 1981

News from Around the World of interest to What in the World College students

Male Banished for Dog Perfume to Hit Costly Cup of Coffee Officials at Florida Power and Light Company in Wearing Skirt Market Jacksonville, Florida, may never want to see a cup of (ZNS) If women can wear pants, can men wear coffee again. A new French perfume for dogs is about to hit the skirts? That's because the company may end up paying U.S. market a perfume designed to turn even the Well, if you asked that question of San RafaeKCali- $40,000 for the cup of coffee one of its nuclear power homeliest of mutts into the dog juan of the block. fornia) School District Superintendent Carl Couch, plant operators had on the morning of January 29th. The makers of the canine fragrance, a product you'd understandably get an unequivocal "no." It seems this one operator chose the worst possible called "Monsieur Chien," claim that just a few dabs of Coach has banned Bill Cushing. a 36-year-old for­ time to down his morning beverage — just when an the stuff behind the ears will make a slobbering mer construction worker, from setting foot on a local inspector from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission bulldog overpoweringly seductive. school campus where Cushing's son is a student. The (NRC.) walked in. Monsieur Chien will go on sale this June, at a price reason1 Cushing wears skirts to school for conferences The coffee pot was out of eyesight of the power of $8 for an eight-ounce jar. A spokesperson for the about his son's academic progress. plant control panel, so when the operator stepped over Gray consulting Group reports that the doggie Cushing. who says he is neither gay nor a transves- to pour himself a cup, he could not see the control perfume is being aimed primarily at the diamond- tite. asserts lhat he simply wears skirts and dresses be­ panel. collar market. cause they are more comfortable than pants, and he The N.R.C. has some pretty serious rules which Says the Gray Company's Jennifer Adler: "It's likes the way they look. He compares the problems he insist that an operator must always be in sight of the designed for the dog whose address is chic but whose faces wearing skirts with the negative reaction women control panel when the plant is operating. Asa result, social life is the pits." experienced when they first began wearing pants. Florida Power and Light Company has been fined Cushing says he plans to appeal his banishment $40,000 for the incident. from his son's campus to the state superintendent of The company says it may appeal the fine. schools. Moonies Support Nixon Says the former National Guardsman. "I don't think males should be hassled for wearing dresses. If the Moonies had had their way, former President NOW Wants Ihey should have freedom of choice, same as Richard Nixon would have been carried through the women." ZODIAC streets of Washington on their shoulders during the Women to Fight Watergate scandal, instead of skulking out of the (ZNS) The National Organization for Women says White House in shame. that the U.S. Supreme Court's upcoming decision on "Titanic Two" Set for At least that's what former Unification Church the constitutionality of the all-male military draft member Gary Scharff recently testified in a London could be the most important court decision affecting 1985 Launch high court, during a hearing into the operations of the women during the 1980s. Reverend Sun Myung Moon's church. Many of NOW's members are opposed to the draft; but the organization has filed a friend-of-the-court The trouble is they're just not saying exactly how Scharff allegedly told the court that he was one of many life boats will be on hand. brief with the high court, contending that excluding eight Moonies chosen personally by the Reverend women from the draft "consigns them to a second- A San Diego-based company called the Titanic Moon to go to the White House and carry Nixon in an class status." Steamship Line says it is now accepting reservations effort to "give the impression that the president still With the status of the Equal Rights Amendment in for space on the April 10th. 1985 maiden voyage of the had a lot of support." doubt and with Ronald Reagan in office, NOW lead­ . . . "Titanic Two." Unfortunately, however, the Moonie honor guard ers believe that the court's upcoming ruling on all- The "Titanic Two" is being billed as "the wonder failed to advise the Secret Service of its plans. As a male registration may well define a woman's place in liner of the future," with prices as high as $2000 a day result, Scharff testified, the Moonies were in his U.S. society for the next decade. for two-room suites ranging from 600 to 900 square words — "taken by the scruff of the neck and tossed NOW argues in its brief that excluding women from feet. away." draft registration is an act or stereotyping. Says the The ship, which is not yet complete, will NOW brief: "(the all-male draft) announced to women (and their male compatriots) that women constitute a accomodate only 600 passengers. It will feature different—and inevitably lesser — class from men indoor-outdoor swimming pools, 12 passenger decks, merely on the basis of gender." eight cocktail lounges, and both men's and women's Dogwalker's Elbow If the court agrees with NOW, it may either throw health spas. out the registration requirement on the grounds that it Before you run right out to make your reservation, Epidemic is unconstitutional, or the court may order that however, consider one point: The Titanic Two is being women as well as men be registered. A decision in this built by the same Dutch company that built the first case is expected sometime this spring.—ZODIAC Titanic. Another bizarre disease has made the pages of medical history: it's called "dogwalker's elbow." Can Fuel Crisis Be Solved Strange Mail in Australia The New England Journal of Medicine quotes a Philadelphia physician as saying the disease is by Natural Gas? Authorities in Australia are investigating a characterized by sharp pains in the right and left elbows. The pains, the doctor says, are a result ofthe complaint filed by a 91-year-old woman who says she A Missiouri utility executive contends that the sharp turns dogs take on walks when they run here and ordered a religious statue through the mail, but United States could go a long way toward solving its there sniffing various bushes and trees. received a sexual device instead. fuel crisis simply by converting its new cars so they The physician said he, himself, had a case of Adelaide Douglas, a florist in Queensland, states could run on natural gas, as well as gasoline. dogwalker's elbow, caused by his own pooch, who was thai rather than the Virgin Mary statuette she had This proposal is being promoted by William described as having a cumulative grade point average ordered, she was mailed a nine-inch dildo and a sex Lalonde, the president of the Gas Service Company of of about 1.1 in obedience school. manual. Kansas City. The doctor says that there are three cures for The Australian Express reports tht a spokesperson I alonde says that studies by his company indicate dogwalker's elbow: send the dog back to obedience for the mail-order firm. A-V-A Enterprises, has that for the price of about $1200 per vehicle, cars could school; assume a "get tough" stance and issue firm apologized • for the incident. A-V-A's Darryl be converted so that they could operate on both orders; or let friends walk the dog so they can get Christmas reportedly explained that the firm deals in natural gas and gasoline. dogwalker's elbow, instead of you. both religious trinkets and sex aids, and admitted thai Lalonde says that the vehicles could be equipped mix-ups occasionally do occur. with fuel tanks that would enable them to runabout 70 miles on natural gas before needinga fill-up. These fill— New Cologne is ups, he says, could be done t night in the user's own Phone Guards garage, simply by tapping into the existing natural gas a Turn-On supply. Hot Selling Item The big benefit, Lalonde says, is that the fuel cost (ZNS) A leading cosmetic firm says it will soon be per mile running on natural gas would be only about coming out with a cologne containing a synthetic "sex 40 percent of that of gasoline at today's prices. attractant" a cologne designed to turn other people In the paranoia department, the Sharper Image on Company, a firm which retails high technology The Jovan Company reports that its chemists have consumer products, says that one of its best sellers is a Elton John Performs reproduced the chemical equivalent of a human phone attachment which detects wiretaps and other "pheromone" a naturally-occurring stereoid that forms of telephone eavesdropping. at Prince's Birthday Party arouses sexual interest in members ofthe opposite sex. During the first 11 days of new catalog sales. How would you like to throw a big birthday bash The magazine Chemical Week says that Jovan will Sharper Image claims that over 1000 phone guards for yourself, invite Elton John to fly in to entertain market its new erotic scent under the name "Andron." were sold at $49 apiece. you, and have him accept? The company is quoted as saying it will use the attrac­ Who bought them? The company reports that 47 The pop star has been asked by a young man in tant chemical sparingly in both male and female percent of the purchases were from executives Britain, who recently turned 21, to perform at his colognes, partly because it's potent, and partly be­ concerned about wiretapping by business rivals; 40 birthday party for his 400 guests, and Elton said yes. cause it's very expensive $44,000 a pound. percent of the purchases were from people concerned The young man in this case happens to be Prince Jovan insists that its new scent is not an aphrode- about eavesdropping by company operators, Andrew. Elton has told the prince he will fly 7000 siac. saying it is designed merely "to increase a person's supervisors, or other employees where they work; and miles from Los Angeles back to England for just that attractant powers." ZODIAC 12 percent wanted extension phone privacy at home. one night. April 10, 198U NeWS-

J-Board now There are a flood of ir­ waves, and thats exacllv what we rational, judgmental reports being wanted lo do. Former RPC Members Discuss written up and they reek of hypoc­ HA K TI I > M*". "ur budget ol risy and double standards. $7,000 was taken awav at the begin­ HARTLEY: The whole underly­ ning of thc year and this was a bud- Housing Problems ing cause of our resignation is the gel that was normally allocated to us fact that we were never delegated through AS I'SF All allocations anv responsibility. Never. We were were put under one name. Ihe Co- by John S. Hudnall at is that there is a big problem in the .ney're possibly aspiring to next se­ never told to make a decision, only Curriculum Council, and each club The following is a Foghorn inter­ communication process with key mester, such as RA. will be threat­ lo come up with ideas that Housing had to go to them for money Hous­ view conducted this week with for­ members of the Housing Office. ened if they don't comply? would use to make a decision. As ing told us our RPC budget is now mer RPC chairperson Beth Hartley FOGHORN: Do you think Peter HARTLEY.Exactly. you'll notice, this resignation is nol 50c per resident, or only one quarter and former Phelan Hall president Wiese and Anne Dolan are in touch FOGHORN: So. would you be hurting one person. Housing is mad for each resident every semester Lou Dumont and their views con­ with the needs and desires of stu­ willing to say that Housing has sup­ at us only because we've made We're talking peanuts. cerning the resignation of the entire dents? pressed your freedom of speech and Resident Policy Council (RPC) on HARTLEY: I feel Anne Dolan is press? March 8. very student-conscious. HARTLEY: No. there is just a lack of consistency. One campus or­ FOGHORN: How did the RPC DUMONT: As far as Peter Wiese ^\ resign, and what were the main rea­ goes, I think he's kind of out of touch ganization can have a flyer with a ff sons? with student life, to say the least. very buxom-looking woman and be allowed to post it everywhere, while Senior Nursing Students HA RTLEY: Because of a lack of FOGHORN: Do you think Hous­ we had a mug and a leg showing and communication between we, the ing is being run inefficiently in terms RPC, and the Housing Office, we were told no to Phelan Frolic. Thinking seriously about getting that of excess red tape and wasteful in­ first job? Why not investigate the united sent a letter of resignation to Direc­ consistencies? DUMONT: They used that as a way out of Phelan Frolic. As Presi­ States Air Force Nurse Corps tor of Housing Peter Wiese, Vice HARTLEY: Exactly, exactly. dent of Phelan Hall last semester, I President for Student Development DUMONT: I'd say there's a defi­ Air Force nursing provides much more addressed the Phelan staff and I was Anne Dolan, Father President John nite lack of centralized coordina­ than just a job it is a way of life As an Air holding off on the Frolic until this LoSchiavo, ASUSF President tion. There are a lot of good ideas in Force nurse you will utilize your occupa­ semester so that we could sit down Frank Vaculin, Loretta Magnani, Housing, but they are not being put tional skills to the extent of your capa­ and plan it very well, because we and William Teter. together. They have a lot of talent bilities. kne\j£ an alcohol party for the dorm FOGHORN: How is the RPC and intelligence but there is no or­ had itYspecial problems. formulated? der. They do steps 3 and 4 before do­ If you want, you can work toward any HARTLEY: Last spring the presi­ ing steps 1 and 2. All you're going to DUMONT: It's important to note number of specialties You may even be dent and vice-president of each get is student complaints, a lack of that there is nothing written on pa­ sponsored for your masters. Your con­ dorm are elected, and the chairper­ unity, and you're going to get two per about alcohol policy. Lawyers tinuing education is important to us sons to the RPC are chosen after in­ factions, the students vs. the Hous­ have told us that if there is nothing terviews with Hall Officers and a ing Office. Nothing gets done. written down, there is no alcohol Air Force Nursing Nursing at its Best! member of the Housing Office. FOGHORN: Are there any plans policy. FOGHORN: What are the main HA RTLEY: And that's an exam­ Contact to make up an emergency RPC to re­ Richard Boesch duties of the RPC? place the resigned one? ple of lack of communication. Hous­ Health Professions Representative HARTLEY: We as a group, as a HARTLEY: I have heard rumors ing knew we were planning Phelan 333 Hegenberger Road. Suite 803 main goal, is to stay within the title Frolic for three weeks, and then six Oakland. California 94621 that there will be a new chairperson Call Collect: (415) 273-7435 as a policy council. We aresupposed soon. Some students who willingly days before the party, they cancelled to be consulted and associated with resigned on March 8,1 feel, have un­ it. , all policy-making with the Housing DUMONT: I also think it's ridicu­ /7\ r*r°~- der pressure agreed to work as con­ I • I Office. sultants to the Housing Office in lous the amount of Incident Reports Vs FOGHORN: Apparently, the formulating a new RPC. being written up and reported to the main reason the RPC resigned on Head Residents. Some really petty FOGHORN: Do you think A great way O* We March 8 is because you were having they're doing that because the jobs offenses are being prosecuted before great difficulty in communicatin***. with the Housing people. What were some examples of that? HARTLEY: For example, the Hall government was trying to for­ mulate for next year was a proposal that each resident pay a small fee, and from that the RPC treasurer would have is own bank account. Cut Class Those funds would be used for in- house activities, so that residents won't have logo through their Resi­ dent Assistants (RA's) anymore. It would strictly be an account for the student. Anyway, we submitted this proposal and it sat on Pete Wiese's desk for three weeks before hc even looked at it. We were never given any extra information or help from Housing. Any proposal we submit­ ted to Housing we had to demand and look for help. D UMON T: One key thing to look

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HAVING COME In Search of Sympathy

THIS FAR by Chris Lynch and Cindy Tipping by Kelly M. Harp Let's come right out and admit it: nurse I engage in an occupation that be known as "two-of-a-kind" He Editor-in-Chief our modern society nearly worships is highly technical and scientific. I claims that this course of study is usefulness. In this world of eco­ spend a lot of time assessing lab both spiritually edifying and "just Il has been my experience, as a memberof the working world, that a nomic hardships and cutthroat com­ values and dealing with machines. plain fun". greal many ol the conditions under which any individual has to work petition, the principle of utility Nursing is also practical in the deep­ al any given time are determined to a great extent by the standards When confronted with the fact becomes a life principle, one that ex­ est sense possible because nurses maintained by those who have gone before. Therefore, since this week that a starting salary of $25,000 per presses itself in every corner of soci­ save some lives and make others bet­ begins my term as Editor-in-Chief of the Foghorn, I'd like to talk year is practical, he is forced to ad­ ety. ter. But nurses are not merely techni­ aboul lhe paper's past, since it is upon this foundation lhat we must mit that he "could use the money". A private. Catholic university is cians and I'm only being half make our plans for Ihe future. However, he counters with the pos­ no exception. Even in this supposed facetious when I point it out. Al­ sibility of going into teaching and is Speaking simply as an avid foghorn readersince 1977.1 must admit haven of intellectual activity, there though it's easy to defend the useful­ proud to claim: "... two-thirds of lhal I haven't always been a great fan. however eagerly I may have are constant reminders to those with ness of nursing with Florence the programs written by me have waited for it every friday. This is not something I have any reservations "non-useful" majors that what they Nightengale on your side, it is not as little value to anyone else."In fact," about admitting, after all. I did say that I have always read the are studying has no practical value. easy to escape the stigma of useful­ he says, "some of my best work is for Eoghorn and what is more important, hoped for the opportunity to Likewise, there are many who can't ness: at cocktail parties people often myself, which shows you where my make a contribution to it. My feelings about the paper are much like resist the urge to congratulate some­ assume that your conversation is allegiance lies." those a fellow staffer expressed for USF itself earlier this year: one on the choice of "the perfect ma­ limited to mumps, measles, and "How could my work be fun? Not "Indeed, it is a school with problems. But when you are sitting jor": one that will "... rake in the mononucleosis. in the sense of self-indulgence, but on Harney Plaza, the sun is shining, the fountain is on and the bucks." Intuition, which cannot be labeled because it involves some unpredicta­ magnificent spirals of the St. Ignatius Church are reaching high This constant reference to money as a purely technical skill, is an es­ bility, and frequent moments of sat­ into lhe blue sky. you love the University of San Francisco for elicits a curious response from some sential part of nursing practice. In isfaction with one's work." what il is. hating it only for what it could be." people; those with so-called "im­ fact, the psychological components What about the "spiritual" part? I guess it is especially when we recognize the potential of an institution practical" courses of study will pro­ of nursing — which must be lived You must be kidding. thai we are disheartened by its limitations. Since joining the Foghorn test vehemently that what they are rather than learned — are far more staff. I have come to realize that the potential of this University and its doing is socially useful. Perhaps important than the mere custodial "Not at all. The person who has newspaper arc both greater than I would have expected. troubled last week by a pragmatic aspects, and they require a mental fi­ difficulty just sitting and contem­ In the past weeks especially, as I prepared for thisjob by talking to conscience, Gail Bondi outlined the nesse not found in many other pro­ plating a problem will struggle in some ofthe Foghorn's regular readers at meetings and in classes and in difficulties of being a Liberal Arts fessions. So in the end, although I computer science and either drop the dorms, I realized thai there are many people who feel the same way major in a technological milieu. have a job which admittedly based out or change his personality. On the as I do regrettably though, not many of them seem to feel the In the interests of equal time (and on a scientific rather than an artistic other hand, the patience, stability, obligation to act on the basis of their reflections. self-indulgence), we will now look at foundation, yes I will go home to and flexibility required by the pro­ The Foghorn's readers have more reason than even they may realize the other side of the coin: those with read Shakespeare to relax and fession can affect you in other as­ to exact quality from USFs official newspaper. After all, between "useful" majors. Students with such enrich my life, as a working nurse I pects of life and actually develop 1957 and 1973 the Foghorn won nine first class awards from the majors may react in a fashion like feel I have the best of both worlds. I those qualities further." National Collegiate Press Association and was even named the that of the Liberal Arts majors, and don't have to be a secretary by day So even though the world may "Pacesetting" College Newspaper Just last semester, after a lapse of insist that the particular field of and a scholar by night. (Touche, need nurses and computer scientists, years, the paper was given a rating by the NCPA. Second class honors study is spiritually edifying, not mon ami.) and nearly guarantee them jobs, it is were earned. really that lucrative, or just plain Perhaps even more radical in his satisfying to note that their prin­ The Foghorn has indeed come a long way since 1977 and it is fun. (There are even some fanatics determination to be partially selfish ciples of personal happiness can still appropriate to recognize this not only when we plan for the future but who claim all three.) (i.e., useless) and liberally (impracti- rest on abstract ideas, and that they every Friday when we read it and every time we plan the week's issue One example of a really useful ma­ cally) educated is a particular com­ will take jobs in the "right" profes­ on Monday afternoons. Those of us who have contributed this past jor available at USF is nursing. As a puter science major who prefers to sions for the "wrong" reasons. year have our own plans for the future, but there's one question I'd like to ask the rest of you potential contributors. Are you willing to settle for second class? The BSC

The Foghorn editors have tradi­ This was after Vaculin had reviewed and should not be trying to do so. tionally supported the concept of a her request. The Foghorn editors further agree student voice at USF. We believe Soon after the posters were that Vaculin should have consulted that the University must allow the posted, they were removed by stu­ with the students planning the rally students an efficient forum from dents whom Vaculin had agreed to before making the decision. It is not, which they can express their views. allow to serve as the Thought Police. in principle, fair to someone to let It is, therefore, very distressing to them plan an event, count on publi­ us when such freedom of speech is Vaculin explained his flip-flop by city, and then undercut them with­ denied to a student by another stu­ suggesting that ASUSF should not out warning. dent. We refer specifically to the allow advertisement of protests Dr. Anne Dolan, quoted in the pa­ revocation of BSC approval of the against ASUSF-sponsored events. per last week, agrees with Vaculin publicity for the counterprotest of One is tempted to write that perhaps and says "To allow publicity for the Pro-Life rally last Friday. It is ASUSF should not be authorizing something that is planned in deliber­ SAN FRANCISCO our opinion that ASUSF President student funds for one-sided political ate opposition to a campus event... Frank Vaculin violated the rights of rallies. Then the problem would not doesn't make sense." student Wendy Walton in granting come up. We believe that the free exchange and then denying her permission to It makes sense for an organization of information makes a great deal of FOGHORN publicize the protest. like ASUSF, which should support sense, and ASUSF has no right to student rights (few others on campus squash a part of the educational pro­ UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO Walton was originally granted will) to allow mere posters on cam­ cess. To allow publicity for an oppo­ permission by the Board of Student pus. ASUSF does not have the sition rally is not to endorse that Member of the Coordination to place her posters power to squelch a real and sizeable rally; rather, it is to endorse the right assooaTeo announcing the picketing and rally. pro-choice sentiment on campus. of free speech. coueciaTe Staff Box pRessi 3 a STAFF EDITORIAL

Congratulations To Voters . . . I ditor-in-C hitf Kelly M Harp Now that the ASUSF primaries student policies (as well as those final responsibility for decision­ ( omulting Kditor Marcella Farragher are over, congratulations are in engaged in reporting the results of making to individuals is as it should I .in..rial Kditor Cindy Tipping order. Certainly all the candidates those decisions to the rest of the be. it does have its disadvantages. Asst' N*WI Editor Diane Brewer deserve them forthe time and effort university.) Therefore, in the interest of they put into their campaign. More We're sure that those who are encouraging continuing participa­ Kuipadn Fditor Susie l-*-r°n importantly though, those twelve already involved in ASUSF do not tion by all those who voted last Sports Fditor Mike McNaughton hundred people who voted in the need the reassurance of these week, the Foghorn says thank you. I'holo F dilor Mark Gulterund Fraturn Milor SP'der Pearson election are to be praised. This is a numbers to know that their efforts It is quite reassuring to see so many Cop* I .in..i Chris I s nch Lee Carter record number for an ASUSF are appreciated. It is more important of you taking an interest in this i ir* ulau..-- Fditor Eve Ernoehazy primary and the Foghorn hopes it is for those who voted to be aware of university. indicative of a trend on the part of them. Often, because the election Finally, on behalf of those twelve Adtrrtlakig Manager M»ry Wrin ASUSF members. process places such great emphasis hundred voters, we ask the rest of Business Fditor Gary lam It is important to take note ofthis on privacy and the secret ballot, one you to join us. With the final election ( on-rib-aUng I dilor* ..IR Sullivan Denise Sullivan. Walter Neary significant increase in voter may excercise one's right to vote postponed for two weeks, you have Van Ault. Boh Boguski. Mike I>ubnoff. Gail Bondi, Valerie Rice participation for certain reasons. without every knowing how many plenty of time to make your Adtttor John Arthur SF Examiner Pnmarily, it places greater responsi­ others are doing likewise. While this decision. We hope to see you at the bility on those making decisions on is not such a bad idea, leaving the polls. April 10, 1981i OPINION An Ounce of Prevention T.R. Sullivan's University Visualization of San Francisco

your head. Breathe deeply, and coming quite popular in the holistic The first meal I ever had in the city of San Francisco was breakfast by Van Ault slowly count from 10 to I, feeling health field. There are remarkable on a Sunday morning in late August 1977. Of all the magnificent One of the choice pearls of wis­ ypurself more serene with each cases on record of terminal cancer restaurants that inhabit San Francisco, my father and I chose the dom in the Bible states that "As a count. When you are truly relaxed, patients visualizing their while Copper Penny. I really don't remember the meal as much as what my man thinketh in his heart, so is he." focus your imagination to create a blood cells attacking and devouring father and I talked about during the course of it. Thoughts are indeed the precursors picture of an ideal condition you the cancerous cells. Tlie practice of The topic of discussion was trying to find exactly where the hell the of action. They are the seeds of wish to experience. Make the image visualization has been credited, in University of San Francisco was, a place neither one of us had ever growth, when correctly planted. By as elaborate or as simple as you like. these cases, of permanently driving seen. But USF had naively sent me a letter of admission Ihe previous harnessing our mental energy, we Have fun with it. But you must be­ the cancer from the body. spring. can give conscious expression to our lieve in your goal, and be willing to "I'm almost certain it is near Haight-Ashbury," said my father, hopes and dreams in a constructive accept ifs actualization. Most of us do not know how to trying to remember his 1967 trip to San Francisco. manner. In her book. Creative Visualiza­ take control of our mental images, "But Uad. I saw a picture of US I- in a brochure they sent me and it is A very effective method of doing tion, Shakti Gawain recommends emotions, and actions. Instead of as­ right next to the Golden Gate Bridge." this is known as visualization. It is we seal the visualization with this serting positive control over our After breakfast we headed down Masonic and found Fulton Ave., the process of forming mental im­ firm statement: "This, or something mind, and making it an instrument the return address of all my USF correspondence. We turned right on ages of our desires. "People are better, now manifests for me in to­ of creative expression, we have al­ Fulton, headed up the hill and I saw before me the most beautiful already using visualization uncon­ tally satisfying and harmonious lowed it to be filled with disorder. As building I have ever laid eyes on, the St. Ignatius Church sciously," says Val Baldwin. "The ways, for the highest good of all con­ Roy Davis describes it. "As we move And so we all came, by plane, boat, automobile or the 5 Fulton, tendency in this society is to believe cerned." She says this leaves room in an ocean of mind-substance which prepared to embark on the great American dream of going to college. at a very deep level that the charac­ for something different afld even is responsive to our mental impres­ Welcome'to the University of San Francisco. Class of 1981 teristics of life are limitation, diffi­ sions, this substance lakes form ac­ better for you to unfold, and serves I am sure none of us will ever forget our first weeks at I'SF. lost in a culties, and insufficiencies. cording to the pattern we hold be­ as a reminder that this process only strange new world, surrounded by unfamiliar faces with our hands full According to the theory of visualiza­ fore it. This is why controlled imagi­ functions for the mutual benefit of of directions on hovv to register, gel counseling and pay lhat tuition. tion, if these conditions are what is nation is the key to controlling all. I remember one guv I met in those first weeks. His name was Greg expected, then these conditions are destiny." There are many situations in and he was a freshman from the Midwest. He seemed like a nice euv. what will be made manifest in your which the practice of visualization The effects of suggestion have quiet and shy but we all were in those days. One night we had dinner in life. These conditions are self- may be helpful. It's a wonderful way long been recognized as influential. the Commons, talked about the ridiculously trivial things one talks created." to reduce stress, to calm the rushings Visualization makes use of sugges­ about over cheese casserole and then headed back to our dorm rooms There are several steps to the prac­ of the mind. I have found visualiza­ tion, but it goes a step further. It ac­ to study. Three hours later. Greg just simply packed his bags, got on a tice of visualization. Begin bv relax­ tion useful in the creation and execu­ knowledges the connectedness of all plane and headed home Io Momma in Indiana, never lo be seen again ing as fully as possible. Find a quiet tion of school projects. It's a life energy, and teaches us that by on the Hilltop. spot, and get comfortable. Relax soothing sway to treat headaches, tapping into il. and directing it in a Others followed him. Some went to other schools, some went home each muscle in yoi'r body, starting at and minor pains, such as burns or constructive manner, our dreams to mom and dad and others drifted off into obliv ion The rest of the your toes, and work up to the top of sore muscles. Visualization is be- can come closer to reality. Class of 1981 stayed behind, braving all internal strife that made life and the Foghorn interesting around here. And now we are the Senior Class of 1981. And on May 24th it will be all over with. We will cross the stage at the Cow Palace, accept our diploma from Father LoSchiavo and walk away, leaving behind notebooks filled with more doodlings than teacher's wisdom, textbooks worn out from late night cramming and wasted dreams what might have been. And off into the cold, cruel world to make their mark, will go the Class of 1981. liberally educated at the University of San Francisco. Candid Will USF remember the Class of 1981 and if so, what for.'Certainly no other class had its tuition raised more over a four vear period But unless President Reagan stops inflation, that record will certainly be broken over and over again. We do claim the distinction of being the first class that Father LoSchiavo was president of for all four years We won the WCAC all four years, only the Class of 1958 can claim the same thing. And Mary Hile broke the school scoring record in Campus basketball. The Class of 1981 has been through a three dorm bomb threat, the ^---T^ modular system, an arrested law school dean, probation, the AGLA controversy, a hepatitis scare, the gillson fire, three basketball coacnes, the acquisition ol Lone Mountain and loss of Loyola Hall, by Allen Funky XIII the Society of White Students, the loss of our 1978 soccer National Championship, the Financial Management Board and a multitude of other exciting and interesting events. Certainly people will remember the years we were here but I am afraid the Class of 1981 will injevitably pass into anonymity. Maybe Seig Heil! Dis ist der zecond or a woman. She dumped a cup of ting tired of seeing those buckets on we should burn down Xavier Hall before we graduate. birthda auf der Society of White beer on his head. Ah, to have been the third floor of the library. It's get­ Barring that, we will be left with our own memories. And Students. And I'm sure our Phelan there... ting pretty confused over there. I fortunately the above events will fade from our memories, left only on Hall Kommandant Hans Brunn- Did you see the article last Tues­ hear that they can't even find the key the front pages of old foghorns that lie yellowing in the back rooms of meister ist sehr happy. In ze true day on the front of the Chroniclel to the little room by the stairway on Gleeson Library. Only the bright memories will remain. And as we sit spirit auf ze SWS, ve vill haf ze liszt Let's not forget who it was that the main floor. and relive those memories, we won't help but wonder if it was worth it auf de Hilltop Jews for our fearless broke the Gay Chorus in SI Church What's this I hear about the Uni­ all. And in the final analysis it is. kommandant as he rezerves time for story. versity planning to change its phone Why? For the Class of 1981 it was because of each other. Without der Phelan kitchen ofen. USF Uber You can't blame the cool Tommy number prefix to 750? The 666 num­ the help of each other, we would have never made it through this place, Alles! Splain for trying since he's leaving ber is far less pluralistic and isn't that through tuition hikes and modular systems, and times of personal And now from the hills of Ger­ soon as Campus Ministry director. what a Catholic University is about? grief. We leaned on each other for comfort and support, laughed at many we go to the hilltop of USF. Problem is, though, there's no one to Finally, I'd like to add a couple of Mike Lehmann's jokes together, fell asleep during Dr. Berman's There, we find some of the finest replace him. No one has applied to notes for people, not administrators Astronomy slide shows together, cried together when Bill Cartwright minds of San Francisco, although the USF Search Committee who can (That's cheap, I don't believe I typed walked off the court against UCLA in his last game ever at USF, and they're al) just driving by on Fulton serve next year. Hey! Can I run? I that). Marcella, you're beautiful and we got drunk togther on Thursday nights in the Fog and Grog. We Street. promise to exclude sinners from all anyone who knows anything about passed each other countless hundreds-of times on the way to Loyola activities... It may not have been performed the paper appreciates the energy you Hall and back, smiling and nodding at each other, sharing the same by a great mind, but I do like the Isn't the Spring weather great? put into it. Good luck with Wave feeling of drudgery in having to sit through endless hours of boring idea: putting a certain material in The guys on 6P are really glad be­ Sector. Jim, have you ever consid­ lectures. front of Peter Wiseless's door. I'll cause their hall carpet has finally ered celibacy as the easy way out? spare you a description of what it We leave with rich memories of dorm parties, basketball victories, dried out. Those leaky roofs will do And to the lady in red, that special late night cramming, dinner in the Commons, roadtrips U> lake Tahoe was, but surely that won't be chal­ it everytime. You may be wondering man's tomato, I'm not ignoring you lenging to the folks living in Phelan. and Los Angeles, Entertainment Night at the Fog and Grog, broken what Plant has done about the situa­ but we all get busier at the end ofthe love affairs, sunny days in Harney Plaza and just plain going crazy I hear the anti-abortion rally was tion. Well, a "No Fishing" sign was semester. with a friend at a time when the world seemed to have you on the ropes pretty good. Too bad the army Pub­ posted in the hall during the wet Finally, thanks to the wonderful This is what we will remember about USF long after we have lic Safety was waiting for didn't days. Come now. Ken Goss, Plant part of my life who knows where to forgotten about Plato, the Stock Market and Dante's Inferno. And it show up. 1 hear our old friend, Mr. boss, let's spend a few less lunch find the best water in The City. I will always be a part of us until the day we die some tunc ahead in the Mumble, got into trouble when he hours with Peter Wiseless. wish you the best, but if you mention 21st Century. It comes with being a member of the Senior Class of 1981 asked a lesbian protestor in the pro- Speaking of leaky roofs, I'm get- your future salary to me one more at the University of San Francisco. choice march whether she was a man time ... OPINION •April IS. 1981 Beyond These Hallowed Halls BOOKS In Defense of Freedom

In 1964, Norman Cousins, pub­ healing, such as the placebo effect (a lisher of Saturday Review, came well-documented phenomenon in by Gail Bondi down with a slight fever. Within, a which a harmless sugar pill or saline The most basic of the four free­ do have a right to their best con­ bout fashion emphasizes the impor­ few weeks, this fever turned from a solution acts on the recipient just as doms is that of speech; it is certainly science, but also because it is neces­ tance of this right. In a discussion mild illness into a severe, debilitating would the drug that the patient the most used. This freedom and its sary for a democratic government to with a friend about the development disease of the spine. His physicians thinks he is receiving), the remarka­ counterparts freedom of the press know how much controversy there is of Newspeak. Winston realizes that gave him one chance in five hundred ble effect of the positive emotions on and thc right to assemble appear in over such an important issue. It soon without the words man has no of recovery. a person's well-being, as opposed to all American lives, whether or not became quite clear that the only thought; to eliminate the word free­ But Cousins had two things going the known effects of stress, and the one is a citizen of this country. Few question under consideration: the dom from one's vocabulary is to end for him: a strong will to live, and a growing > interest of "mainstream" people realize that in some countries morality of abortion, was not why I the dream of freedom. To all those personal physician who was de­ medicine in the holistic approach to not to praise the government is to was there. I was there because I was who wish to silence the strong voice lighted to have his patient as a part­ medicine. condemn it. and in an even greater angered by the thought that some­ of the opposition: remember, stop ner in the process of healing, Throughout, Cousins is simple, number of countries condemnation one might not get his right to express the voice of a man and you deny him encouraging Cousins' unorthodox clear, and lucid. His thoughts on ho­ of the government is a crime that will his opinion peacefully. the right to freedom of conscience. It (for 1964) theories on treatment. listic health systems and traditional put you in jail for a long time. Unfortunately, man's bid for free­ is not your right to deny him his Cousins checked out ofthe hospital, medical practice are alone well l.ast Friday I spent 31/- boring dom usually does not include a claim rights. When the conscience of your into a hotel room; he was given large worth the cost of the book. Fortu­ hours in the not so scenic basement to someone else's right to that same neighbor is malformed do not make doses of ascorbic acid, to counter the nately, one need not choose between of Memorial Gym as part of a scout­ freedom. Instead. Americans have a his thoughts illegal, your place is to effects of the disease on the connec­ the many good things Cousins has to ing pair to prevent unauthorized en­ tendency to grant the-right of free­ change his thoughts so tht he can tive tissues of the body; and he took say — they're all there. Particularly trance to the Pro-Life Symposium. I dom of speech'to those who are of a make the proper decision for him­ great pains to cultivate a positive remarkable is Cousins' balanced ap­ did not get much for the evening ex­ similar opinion. One should remem­ self. outlook, reading collections of hu­ proach to the conflict between holis­ cept a several-mile walk through the ber that this has been the fall of I will admit to feeling self- mor and watching Marx Brothers tic health practitioners and tradi­ gym. a blister for every mile walked, many a government. Noisy objectors righteous on Friday night, I think I movies. The unusual therapy was tional medicine, a confrontation and the satisfaction of knowing that are ones you can find and fight; had a right to be, I was working for most effective; Cousins is now al­ which Cousins views as self-defeat­ I had protected someone's those who are forced to remain silent both right sides. I have my own con­ most entirely free of the crippling ef­ ing. constitutional rights to assemble and will not stop believing as they do, victions in regards to the abortion fects of his disease. This experience Anatomy of an Illness is worth­ to speak freely. they will simply hide their trail more issue but that was not why I was at became the root of an interest in while for many reasons. Cousins' While I walked I thought (I had efficiently and thus become more the gym on the night of the sympo­ non-conventional "holistic" ap­ case was one ofthe first to receive at­ nothing better to do) and it occurred difficult to combat. Governments sium. I was at the gym to make sure proaches to health and healing; both tention for its approach (some may to me that not only was I contribut­ have all too often discovered this too that the unborn would have a free his interest and his experience is dis­ have heard of the man who "laughed ing, in a small way. toward the right late, an attempt to stop a conspiracy world to grow up in, and to give cussed in a remarkable book. Anat­ himself healthy" and he discussed his of the Students United for Life to as­ by silencing it has only resulted in a those who do not believe in the omy of an Illness. case in the prestigious New England revolution. Peaceful demonstrators unborn to develop for themselves semble and express their opinions, In Anatomy, Cousins starts with a Journal of Medicine); his reflections are very useful to their opponents the way to the Truth. Everyone at but I was also doing the same forthe discussion of his own illness, and the on the desire to be healthy are inter­ and one should always consider this the symposium was working for a pro-choicers, who probably theories he came up with that even­ esting; and, not the least important, before one silences your competi­ better world that night, 1 (and I hope wouldn't thank me for it. lt was im­ tually formed the basis of his* treat­ it reads well. Definitely recom­ tors. others) were there to make sure that portant that they have the right to ment. He then looks at several facets mended. we can all work toward our Utopias. demonstrate; not only because they George Orwell's 1984 in a rounda­ of the capacity of people for self- Reviewed by W. S. Ernoehazy Is NASA Worth It? Correspondence

Dear Editor: this is something which the benefici­ Having just read the 27 March aries (the USF community) of your edition of The Foghorn, I feel that it efforts openly fail to recognize and is time to write this (long overdue) validate in an equitable fashion. letter. I will admit that the full page As the saying goes, "the buck expose of 77-ie Foghorn staff was stops here." I would like to thank by W. S. Ernoehazy catalytic in motivating this writing; you and your staff for your ongoing, the time to "give credit where credit manifest commitment and dedica­ President Reagan's recent budget are still sending data, functioning is due" is now. tion to honest, quality journalism at for challenge and adventure in hu­ cuts have, quite justifiably, made all brilliantly—but the data is being USF. Although you may not hear it man life. We've all heard of "spin­ I would like to take this opportu­ manner of people (with the possible stored away UNTOUCHED be­ often, your efforts are greatly appre­ offs"; but I doubt how aware we nity to commend The Foghorn staff exception of officials of the armed cause budget cuts wiped out the for its consistently well-done work in ciated by many. really are of them. Use a calculator? forces) quite nervous. There are loud funding for study of the results. Our the production of USPs weekly tab­ or a digital watch? Have a relative Thanks, and keep up the great cries about loss of funding for all space shuttle is underpowered and loid. Obviously, a lot of time, effort, who benefitted from the modern work. manner of federal programs (includ­ only partially reusable (the big fuel and planning, goes into each weekly scanners and techniques of a good Sincerely, ing—close to home—the cutbacks in tank burning up after use) because printing of the paper; I believe that Geoff McEnany hospital? Wear synthetic clothes? financial aid available to college stu­ anti-space forces in Congress cut Drive a fuel-efficient car? Read dents), followed by calls for spend­ funding back for shuttle develop­ newspapers (very likely including ing more money on the affected ment. American space research cur­ this one)? All these have been shaped program to save its real or imagined rently costs only 5e per day. Shown — or created —by space spinoff tech­ benefits. However, some federal in those terms, it doesn't seem like so nology. Or consider social benefits: programs are less popular than much, does it? thousands of lives and billions of others, and hence receive less public But even that low figure would be dollars are saved each year because support. One of these is our space a waste if we weren't getting any­ of satellites which warn of storms program; all too often, well-inten­ thing for it. How cost effective is the and monitor the environment. No tioned figures rail at the "billions of space program? matter how you cut it, the space pro­ wasted dollars spent on the space In terms of its primary missions, gram has conclusively paid for itself boondoggle". The theory seems to dramatically so. Let one example several times over. And the benefits be that by not "wasting money" on suffice: in the early 60s, John F. Ken­ haven't stopped yet. space research, we can pour great nedy set the goal for the American Not since 1600 has there been such streams of money into truly needy space program—to the moon and an opportunity to combine social social programs. back by 1970. We were there in July usefulness, material progress, and of 1969, a good year and a half be­ Nice theory- but let's look at real­ the human urge to adventure; and fore deadline. TRY and think of an­ ity Far from being swollen finan­ yet. skimpy funding is wasting the other major government program cially, a good case can be made for chance. Jerry Pournelle, in another that met its goals on time, while our space program being critically context, put it well: "It's raining starting virtually from scratch ... underfunded. Consider: two years soup — and we're standing around "But what's so important about •go, the budget for NASA's entire with forks." When you write your going to the moon?" Stipulate for year of operations would have sup­ senator about financial aid, mention the moment the (extremely argu­ ported HEW for less than two the space program as well. It's the able) point that there is no real need weeks Our Viking probes to Mars best buy the U.S. has ever had. c D

l e-*» 7 o o DJ.0XI Volume 3 April 10, 1981 Number Eight

Andy Partridge

Co-fin Moulding.

—Inside—

'Romance' Flop 8

/-Beam 8

X7C, Starship ReOue 9

Calendar \0 XTC (l-r) David Gregory, Terry Chambers, Colin Moulding, Andy Partridge. page6 April 10,1981 Brooks Babbles and Fails in 'Romance5

by Eric Pearson Modern Romanic is an inter­ In lhe film Brooks plays a film esting film in that it fails com­ editor who is enmeshed in the pletely in its major plot, while it editing of a science fiction movie. succeeds in its subplot While the At the opening of the show he main plot drags along like a sick breaks up with his beautiful girl­ dog. the subplot is witty and friend and uses original lines funny. There is obviously some­ like ~1 love you so much, but it thing wrong here just isn't working out." Then Ihis movie is the latest work by when she says o.k., they'll break it Albert Bmoks. who shows him­ off, hc says things like "Bui I self to be more and more an ego­ don't mean forever." The film is tist with each film he makes. For just packed with banal lines like some reason, he insists upon not these. only writing and directing, but They break up, but he pines also playing the leading role. I'm away after her and acts like an surprised that hc doesn't have at idiot until they get back together. least one friend or relative who He then acts totally paranoid will tell him that he has no acting about any men she talks to. where talent whatsoever. she is. where she's going, and

Alheri Brooks (Robert) finally proposes to Mary (Kathryn Harold).

what she's wearing. He does all Brooks shows us that he really with a few inconsequential cuts it this because, as he puts it, he does have at least some talent for would be totally acceptable for loves her. If this brand of love is writing, although whether it is a mass consumption by TV audi­ keeping his girlfriend on a leash, funny scene or not. he still cannot ences everywhere. The "R" rating then he must be a sick, insecure act his way out of a wet paper this film earned must have been man. bag. begged for, since there is really no While that part of the movie is Most of the supporting cast is reason that it couldn't have been totally insipid and crashingly just as bad as Brooks, all uttering rated "PG." There is no sex or dull, the subplot of the editing of his stupid lines and performing violence, no action and no inter­ the film is hilariously funny. like they are all rejects from a est. Miss it if you can. It really is Everybody from the retarded di­ failed Love Boat series. not worth the money. rector to the cynical soundman This film will probably move succeed as comic elements. Here to television within the year, since

Albert Brooks hopelessly babbling on the phone. Haight Club Offers Alternative

b> Susie Leon Go's. Brian Brain. Jim Carroll, and thc Young Marble Giants, to I don't like Mondays, you say? name a few. Well, now there's some resem­ blance of fun on Mondays and thc place to be is the 1-Beam. lo­ The proceedings are assisted cated in the Haight right near by the skills of Randall Schiller Kiss My Sweet and other nice, Productions, whose work has cool abodes on that hipper-than- helped create the club's reputa­ ihou area. tion as one of the best sound sys­ tems in the City. Mark Ryan, a.k.a. the Mark, contributes his The I-Beam has been open for know-how to the whole scene by about four years now but only re­ working the club's state-of-the- the artist gain exposure and fi­ Mondays anymore until you cently has it been truly making a red-shirted " art lighting equipment, a high- nally helping the club promote check out the I-Beam, located at name for itself in the world of Goons." A true "tour-de-force" tech set-up which utilizes a the said show. The I-Beam recog­ 1748 Haight St. The club offers rock venues in the City. around herein terms of entertain­ computer to synchronize lights to nizes that the college media has ment joints. an alternative to high-priced the music being played or per­ been largely responsible for venues on Monday and Tuesday The best thing this club has go­ formed Sort of a Laserium-type breaking in new music to Ameri­ nights. So investigate the source ing for it is its atmosphere, which arrangement, you might say. can audiences, therefore, the club Whilst there is a major disco of this "beaming" clublight and allows both patrons and enter­ does much work in order to in­ performer on Sundays and disco enjoy. Who knows. Maybe you'll tainers alike to feel an affinity volve and support the student dance Wednesdays through Sun­ be part of their possible live al­ Basically, the club's philos­ with the wide variety of activities press and radio as well as main­ days, there is also live rock bands bum. ophy is to give all local music taking place there Another key taining its close ties to the larger on Mondays and new wave dance scene aficionados a range of high atmospheric element is its slight and commercial media. on Tuesdays. Alan Robinson quality entertainment at a decent but sinking similarity to X's. Re­ spins the latest in new dance mu­ price and an atmosphere where member X's'' Well, that same air sic Mondays along with the live all the folks involved in the pro­ The I-Beam has plenty of room of being able to dance and jump rock shows and has been one of ductions can feel that it is "their to accomplish most of its goals. rf i around is definitely present here. the founding folks at the I-Beam; club " There is a large dance floor, a game room for those not totally and along with the deejays Brian For over a year now, live rock interested in videos and the like, Raffi, Ben Plumly and Michael Garrett all contribute to the

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by Waller Neary Point Zero was dominated by feels when meeting a wonderful left. Also, the group sings of the Gonna do about the legendary band's leader and person, while "Save Your Love" constant requests they field from Gold records rock & roll n" I've got news lor you. A band rhythm guitarist, Paul Kanter. is the cry of a lover wishing the people who demand they discuss Why dontcha sound like you doesn't have to be young, punky, with his cheerful surrealism, con­ best for his love who is leaving their music whatever topic the Used to in 65 69 75 and stupid to play good rock n' stant beat, and chorus vocals. In him. questioner asks of them. The roll. The , de­ Modern Times, the musical spirit Tlie best track is also the funni­ final line of the song is Kantner's Everybody stand up they got to spite all their years of experience, of the album is most influenced est. "Stairway to Cleveland" is solo cry to the critics and kibitz­ Make a comment have accomplished just that in by lead guitarist Kantner's biting reply to the crit­ ers: Critics said they'll never their new album. Modern Times. and drummer Aynsley Dunbar. ics who predicted doom for the Make it never make it I guess this review had better Chaqico goes wild in this album Starship when Slick and Balin Old singers gone away Whatcha F—k you we do what we want address the question that every­ and proves himself as powerful a body asks first—even the green- guitarist as any in a New Wave haired lady cashier at Rainbow band. Dunbar's percussin really Records who sold me the album. makes a difference; turn your PIZZA USF SPECIAL Yes, according to the cover, the bass control on the stereo up to Productions Large Mushroom, Sausage, album "introduces ." truly appreciate the songs. Pepperoni $? QQ Featuring the Very Best Pizza in S.F. She's back after being absent The tracks themselves are uni­ from the group's last album. formly good, though I wonder 1805 Haight Street, San Francisco Freedom at Point Zero. But don't about one which has the chorus, think that means the re-born "No, I'll nevery marry Mary." COMBO VEGETARIAN PIZZA Medium 7.00 Large 8.00 queen of rock is mouthing any of The song gets better, believe me. Sicilian (thick) Half Large 's Lawrence Welk- The word I used before, "in­ Eggplant Parmigiana - *3.75 Cheese .... (6) (12) type ballads. Balin's still gone tense," is the best term I can think (thank God) and Slick's back­ Baked I^isagna - *3.95 Verdi's Combo 5 50 7 00 of for the songs. "Wild eyes" is a (Sausaoe DeoDeroni. 7 00 9 50 ground vocals match the Star- tribute to passionate love as includes Caesar's salad mushroom & olives) ship's intense rock'n'roll. 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USFs Diamond Dons are starting scoring position. to put things together for a run at the Fortunately, not all has been a to­ second half Northern California tal loss as both Andre Rachal and Baseball Association title. After los­ Doug Ogden have given the mound ing to the Santa Clara Broncos on crew some sort of stability. Rachal Friday night, the Dons came back to has been dazzling as of late, winning sweep both ends of the doubleheader his last five decisions in a row while at Ulrich Field on Saturday after­ raising his record to 5-1. "He pitches noon. USF's victories over the Bron­ with a lot of heart and gives you cos, coupled with the twin bill sweep everything he has." said pitching of Humboldt State the previous coach Bob Greenberg after "Pops" week, mark the first time that a Don had defeated Santa Clara 3-2. Doug baseball team has ever won two con­ Ogden has also proven equal to the secutive weekend series since 1978. task in his role as the short relief ace. As if that wasn't enough. USF Greenberg feels that. "That role is added another win in a 17-13 mara­ perfectly suited for Oggie. He can thon with the San Francisco State throw hard and isn't afraid to come Gators. The game took three and a in and pitch every day. All 1 hope is half hours to complete and both that we have a lead by the seventh in­ teams combined to use ten pitchers. ning so that we can bring him in to The Dons pushed their home run shut the door." mark over thirty for the season as Even though nearly all the pitch­ Mike Mooney. Monico Corral, and ers have shown some spark of suc­ Bill Murray all hit three-run homers. cess at one time or another during Currently. USF's record stands at the season, much improvement ij 13-20 with the Dons winning seven needed if the Dons expect to main­ of their last eleven decisions. Head tain their winning ways. Coach Ken Bowman is understand­ ably pleased with the progress his As coach Bowman has said re­ team has shown recently. He still peatedly throughout the year. "Oui feels however, that the pitching staff pitching will take us as far as we go.' is the key to future success. While it could spell disaster for the Dons if the staff doesn't improve, Luckily for the Hilltoppers. the one can only figure that the pitching hitters have more than done their woes can't get any worse than they share in making up for the deficien­ are now. If however, the Hilltoppers cies of the pitching staff. USFs of­ can stan throwing with even a little fensive show has displayed aggres­ consistency, this writer is one who sive baserunning. power, and speed would not be surprised to sec the while producing an average of seven Diamond Dons in the thick of the runs a game. The pitching stall, on race for the second half champion­ the other hand, to put it bluntly, has ship. been pathetic. USFs earned run average currently hovers around an The next home game for the Dons unheard-of seven runs a game. is a big one as USF will host the Uni­ The Don pitchers are regularly versity of pacific at 2:30 p.m. on Ul­ getting themselves into trouble by rich Field this afternoon. The series walking or getting behind the oppo­ concludes tomorrow as the Dons sition. When this happens, they arc travel to Stockton for a twelve noon forced to throw a pitch that the op­ doubleheader with the Tigers. For posing hitter is waiting for. Eventu­ an enjoyable afternoon of fast-paced ally, it becomes a vicious circle with and highly-explosive baseball, come the Hilltop pitcher yielding a two out and support your U.S.F. Dia­ ball and no strike double with men in mond Dons.

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IMPOSSIBLE paper due too soon? Academic Assistants provides total support services for students. Tutoring, typing, research, editorial Remember: Take care off it, services, thesis assistance. 221-3333, ext 143. and it'll take care off you. SPORTS. 13 Recruiting: Battle of the Coaches Despite the fact that the USF bas­ SI5.000 taking these risks and have for the City College of San Fran­ portant to get into the player's home only offer them an education and the ketball team completed their season come up with three new recruits for cisco. Booker was recruited by the as much as possible. possibility of a summer job Other nearly a month ago, these last few their efforts. Dons last year but was unable to "Timing is the most important than that we can only present our­ weeks have hardly been a vacation As of last Wednesday afternoon, play for academic reasons. At City thing. You have to realize that a selves and familiarize them with our period for head coach Pete Barry Farley Gates, Eric Booker, and John College Booker maintained a 3.2 good player will have about twenty- program We're not out to compro­ and is staff. Martins have all signed letters of in­ grade-point-average and will be five teams trying to recruit him Of mise." It's recruiting season. It's a time tentions to attend the University of warmly welcomed by the team. these twenty-five, he is only allowed when coaches, not players, battle San Francisco and play basketball John Martins, at 6'8" and 210 to visit six campuses. So it is impor­ each other in an effort to score big for the Dons. pounds, will fill the position left tant to get at him as early and effec­ The USF Dons are fortunate to be points with the nation's top high Gates is a 6"8'/$' center from New open by Bart Bower's departure. tively as possible. losing only one starter. Bart Bowers, school basketball stars. In fact, this Hampshire. In his senior year of Meartins was a conference MVP "When we recruit a player we have while in the meantime, the intense could well be the busiest time of the high school he averaged eighteen and a concensus All-American in his four sales points: the city of San recruiting efforts of Pete Barry have year for the young coaches. points a game and brought down senior year of high school. Francisco, an excellent academic wielded three fine young prepsters It's a time when coaches take gam­ twelve rebounds. He received all- These players will add still more program, and long basketball tradi­ who will grace the Memorial Gym bles. Gambles on players that have state/conference/and region honors height to the Dons basketball team tion, and finally, ourselves. We have floor next year with their talent and already decided on another college and is a concensus All-American. He and will provide them with the bench to present ourselves as integrity and ability II should prove to be an in­ and gambles on players that might will play the role of back-up center strength that was so desperately prove ourselves to the player. teresting season next year as the not be as good of ball players as the and will hopefully spend time at the missed this year. "The key to recruiting is familiar­ Dons go after their sixth straight scouting reports made them up to forward position. "We're very happy with the play­ ity. It doesn't matter what you offer WCAC title and an intriguing shot be. Booker, a 6'6" guard, averaged ers we recruited this year."explained them. According to the rules we can at the NCAA crown in I-W2 This year USF spent roughly sixteen points and six assists a game coach Barry. "We were able to fill the positions we desired and strengthen our depth." But the job of recruiting is far from over for Barry. While still hop­ THIS WEEK A ward Night ing to sign one more forward for next year, he is beginning to concen­ trate on recruiting players for the following year. Friday "Within the next two weeks we're Baseball vs. UOP (home) 2:30 p.m. r* i' U ! going to be sending information to the coaches of players in their Junior year of high school. Until then he Saturday can only confront his high school Softball at Saint Mary's (DH) 11:00 a.m. coach. Baseball at UOP (DH) 12:00 p.m. "Starting in June we'll start ap­ proaching the players who've re­ MONDAY ^t -S \\\m\m\\\ m\m\mW m%\9la\\Am a\m\mm%mmm\\. sponded to use that we're seriously Men's Tennis vs. Canada (Olympic Club) 1:00 p.m. interested in. Of the sixty letters we send out we'll get about forty-five re­ TUESDAY sponses, but out of those forty-five Men's tennis at Santa Clara I 30 p.m. we'll only be interested in twenty- Softball at Cal Berkeley (DH) 2:00 p.m. five." Baseball vs. Stanislaus State (home) 2:30 p.m. According to NCAA regulations a coach can only visit a player's home three times. Barry feels that it is im­

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Balsa 5-3 Balala's 3-3 The Lady Dons completely out­ Sudden Death 4-3 KC I 2-4 classed UOP in the first game with Shanghai Shi Da 4-4 Moments of Reflection II 1-5 great pitching by Cindy Meyer, Born to Run 3-4 Soccers 1-5 coupled with timely hitting. Sneaky Peals 2-4 Foreign Legion 0-4 Cindy had the Tigers guessing Hashbury Waste Products 3-5 Island Hoopers 0-6 most of the game with her deceptive AWBT 2-6 Games of Week change up. UOP was obviously frus­ MPLA 1-6 Suckerheads 66 Joint Tortfeasors 54 trated with their own inability to make solid contact with any of la Ra/a 0-7 Tony Grey & Miracles 73 Marty's Meyer's pitches. This frustration Mad Bombers 44 Annette Blanford has taken over the catching duties for the was especially evident among the KC II 55 6 Pack Attack 44 I -id\ Dons softhall team. UOPcoacing ranks, as they continu­ UNDERGRADUATE I SOFTBALL ally pleaded with their Tigers to wait I. ball just over the outstretched glove AWP 7-0 MEN'S longer on Meyer's change up. Pacific had one last gasp in the 7th of the Tiger's firstbaseperson. Patty Team Tuna 7-1 Fog-N-Grog 6-0 The Lady Dons scored all the runs inning when Meyer gave up a walk. Doyle was running all the way and l&M (VI Thin Ties 5-1 they would need in the first inning This mild threat was quickly ended scored easily to win the nightcap by a Cal Sigma 5-3 N.Y. Yankees 5-2 when catcher Annette Blandford after the Pacific baserunner..at­ score of 3-2. Trigger Happy 5-3 Mudsharks 5-2 knocked in two runs. Annette Lic­ tempted to steal on catcher Annette Annette Blandford continues to Toxic Shock 4-4 Cunning 1 inquists 3-2 cardo started things off by smacking Blandford. Annette gunned the be a great clutch hitter for the Lady Menehunes 4-4 To The Bar 3-2 a double to left, then Cindi Lefferts throw down to second where Cindi Dons as she had a team high, 3 Ama/ing Fruit Bats II 3-5 ZBT 3-3 connected for a single, moving Lic­ Lefferts applied the tag. thus ending RBI's. Annette has also been doing I ulton Meat & Liquor Co. 2-5 Cellar Dwellars 2-4-1 cardo over to third. Lefferts then the Tiger's hopes of a comeback. an excellent job behind the plate. No Names 2-5 Canaries In A Coal Mine 1-3-1 stole second, putting her in scoring USF was out in front 2-0 for most "Annette is an intelligent catcher, Buckeyes 0-7 2 Phelan 1-4 position for clean up hitter Annette of the second game beind the pitch­ she always calls a great game," said Immoral Minority 0-7 Swallows 1-5 Blandford. Blandford responded by ing of Marianne Curtis. But in the Head Coach Mike Rice. "I feel that hitting a single which scored both 6th inning the strong-hitting Tigers she's the best catcher in the confer­ Liccardo and Lefferts. finally broke loose and scored two ence." Co-Kd USF added two more runs in the runs. The conference schedule is now third inning when the Tiger pitching Babv Ruths 4-0 With the score tied 2-2 in the 7th half over and the Lady Dons seem to became a little wild. Diana Foster Midnight Derelicts 2-1 inning the Lady Dons were deter­ be peaking at just the right time. and Annette Licardo each scored Fog-n-Grog 2-1 mined not to let this one go into "They are learning what it takes to from third base as the UOP catcher extra innings. Patty Doyle drew a become a winner," said Mike Rice, Dirt) Dozen 2-1 let the ball get by her twice. walk to put the winning run on base. "I can't say enough good things I ittle Generals 1-2 The Lady Dons collected one Then Annette Liccardo, who hit 5 about this team, they are a joy to Grand Slammers 1-2 more run in the fourth on a sacrifice for 6 for the day, layed down an ex­ coach." Ice Colds II 1-2 fly by Annette Liccardo which cellent bunt to move Doyle over to USFs next home game is on Sat­ K.O 0-3 brought pinch runner Jennifer Look second. 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First, he charged that they from a "diminished capacity for ima- disqualification. an experienced person, they'll have abortionists don't seem to realize were seeking to rid the world of pov­ gination because they cannot The limit a presidential candidate me." that every abortion happens over erty by "getting rid of people." imagine what can be done b\ the can spend is $80. "I spent $79 of my And what of the effect on inter­ somebody's dead body." Second, he charged, pro-choicers little human beings they are destroy­ own money on posters," Ume-Ukeje national students who supported The symposium attracted all three "give up on people" and don't see ing." said to the Foghorn. "The rest was him? "This year the international major television stations to USF, donated by friends." students really came out into the though neither of San Francisco's "At a meeting of all the candidates mainstream and voted. That's daily newspapers attended. ZETA BETA TAU great,"he said. "Especially since they at the beginning of the campaign," Security at the symposium was proudly presents Gildea said, "Someone asked have every reason to feel neglected tight. Everyone entering was frisked. whether donations were permiss- since I-House is being closed. I hope The Office of PubUcSafety put all its able. I said they were as long as they that they stay in the mainstream. officers on duty, and obtained riot are listed on the campaign report." There are four international gear before the event. Members of ZBT Goes to Sea "1 didn't hear that," said Ume- students in the ASUSFelectionsand the Students United for Life, who Ukeje. "I feel bad, but 1 think Nitzi that's the highest figure we've had in sponsored the event, also helped as with as the BSC Chairperson has the right a long time." security personnel. to decide the matter." 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